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>Global Game News
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Link your account to Cygames iD
Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en

Current Scenario: Trackblazer
Current Rate Up: Air Shakur (3*), SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR Matikanetannhauser, SSR Air Groove, SR Gold City
Current CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/Wet
Current Event:

>Schedule
https://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg

06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)
06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event
06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)
06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/2200
06/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Curren Bouquetd'or (3*)
New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced

>Thread Clubs
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You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)
Starting guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Race Analysis Tool & CM Data
https://hakuraku.moe/umalogs
Race Simulator
https://umalator.app
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game
https://www.umavpn.top
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Umamusume Birthday Calendar
https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthday
Uma Text
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz
Custom Stickers
https://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Find borrows
https://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
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next bread will be butter
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So what are the odds Cygays actually does something now? Being able to hack Gold skills means you don't need to roll for skill cards so this will actually hurt their income
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>>571831836
Nah it will be crème fraîche
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>>571831769
Might quit soon, sorry Rice...
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>>571831883
they'll just mass ban everyone using hachimi and call it a day
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Judge an Uma by its rivals
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>>571831883
cheaters are retarded, man. they should have just cheated the skill pool from the race hints and their available cards and people would just call it an extreme high roll.
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>>571831918
goodbye anon
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>>571831769
TOTAL RICE DEATH
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WILD RICE LOVE
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Honestly fuck this shit right off.
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>>571831992
Tanukis are sexy?
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Trainer-san MANT run doko
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>>571832139
>he raced
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Are pantyhose a good race wear?
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>>571832140
ofc
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eurobros... I'm literally meting with 35 degrees, it's so fucking bad. Please offer a solution
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>>571832075
Brown Rice
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>>571832213
light, aerodynamic, not constricting
sounds good to me
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>>571832259
buy a midea ac
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i need to remake sweepy... she has spurt problems
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>my trainee showed up with an air fryer
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Manhattan Cafe is the werewolf!
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>>571832213
yes, I think they are sexy
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>>571832271
Is good for (You)!
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>>571831981
this is only the bottom IQ cheater who got caught. Your CM opponent will have Escape Artist from helios and you will suspect nothing
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>>571832226
That's a very cute Tanuki
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>>571832259
I would be dying without my portable ac unit I bought a few years ago
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>>571832259
I got a tower fan and luckily my home office room has natural air flow when I open both windows. Its managable.
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>>571832259
>not having central air
Window AC, portable unit, and if you're really desperate wrap a bunch of copper pipe around a fan and have some of it in a bucket of water and ice
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>>571832430
>portable
don't those things have an exaggeratedly large hose?
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>>571831719
didn't buy her yet because i have this weird thing where i don't buy merch of my waifus unless i've engaged with that specific outfit/model/etc. of theirs in their respective media
like, back when kaguya was airing, the only figurine she had at the shop here was the one when she had a fever. i was late to the party and didn't get to that part yet, so i only bought it a week later when i finished that season
so, for laurel, i'm holding off on buying her figurine until i roll for her during her banner
also, those other figurines are new, it used to be just laurel and an oguri that was quickly bought like a day after i saw it get stocked
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>>571832369
You could have hacked all the possible skills with double circled and it would simply be fast learner high roll
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>>571832561
based
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>>571832561
You can't post that
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>>571832561
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
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>>571832334
... what's wrong with air fryers?
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>>571832561
that's FUCKED
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>>571832561
Rice has the tightest and warmest umanko in all of Tracen.
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>>571832561
don't post that umanal is banned
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>>571832663
They dont actually fry the air...
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>>571832561
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>>571832580
I think you still need to have enough SP to actually buy the skills
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>>571832663
burger conspiracy theory retardation
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>>571832213
100% american meat
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>>571832580
But then they would still have a chance of losing despite cheating, and that is unironically a cheater's kryptonite. The thought of cheating and still losing crushes them.
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>>571832503
idk what you mean with exaggerated long hose, but you just need to connect it to a window
Umamusume
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>>571832561
Where did you get this image of me and Rice?
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>>571832561
H-HPLY FUARK
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>>571832759
Grass wouldn't do that.
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>Massive cheating scandal
>/vg/ went back to gooning
Its like you want to be molested in CMs....
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>not having both an air fryer and rice cooker
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>>571832561
My penis looks like that
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>>571832817
I simply do not care about this cm
I barely even qualified for group a
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>>571832318
sim next time bwo
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>>571832759
diawhore, i get
but, why is neicha on there?
>>571832817
currencuck....
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>>571832776
oh I see, it has a fabric that wraps around it and covers the whole window where it spits out hot air
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>>571832561
Rice crying and apologizing after getting shit on trainer's dick
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>>571832817
I read the twitter post and apparently the skills don't proc in practice rooms
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cozy mammaries of wanko soba
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>>571832832
I bought an air fryer when a Flash bro recommended one to me here
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>>571832817
what happened? I was sleeping
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I only use my air fryer to make fries
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>>571832890
yeah I think mine came with 2 sets of that isolation material? I only really need to cool the room I spend time in the most though, so one was enough. I highly recommend it if you can afford one. The electricity isnt cheap but our summers arent going to get any cooler in the future...
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so this card is actually good now right? I can just cheat TTL off it and pretend it was luck and I finished the chain
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>>571832759
RICKEY PROPAGANDA SUCCESSFULLY POSTED
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>>571832817
I reported him idk what else to do
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>>571833024
you can cheat the events btw
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>>571832873
She's that type, small stature, BPD, bright red hair
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Digitan LOVE
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>>571832759
I can smell whoever made this list all the way from here
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>>571832958
Good decision
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aaaand first post was a woman moment
fans of the lesser city are so fucking embarassing
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>>571832759
>ardan
>loyal
bitch fell for the first guy who gave her attention, do you really think she isn't gonna cheat
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>>571832759
DirtGODS win again
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>>571832561
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>>571833138
Yeah I like it, havent used in the last few weeks. But that was due to my meal planning
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>>571833139
fix your BO
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>>571832776
>>571833021
why does your ac have a condom...
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>>571833062
what the FUCK is that
cute creature on the left tho
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Is she Rice Shower because she shows rice or because she showers with rice
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>make late surgers
>
Honestly, Idk what I was expecting ngl
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>SEAhours
>cheating talk
>again
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>>571833358
to practice safe cooling obviously?
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>>571833145
That's called true love on first sight, way different from what whores like Gold *ity or *ilence *uzuka experience
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Meisho drip
https://x.com/i/status/2070084892030119952
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>>571819412
Let's get on this, people.
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>>571832561
anyone here can link me the realistic aislop rice video, you know the one
I want to masturbate but I never saved it
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>>571832980
see >>571829085
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>>571833385
Nvm, Spe won
What the fuck
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>>571832776
>22 °C
AAAAHHHH I'M SO JEALOUS I'M ENRAGED I'M STOMPING IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
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>>571833406
easy fix
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>>571833383
>On April 4, he was registered under the name 'Rice Shower'. This was meant to bring happiness to everyone who touches the horse, much like a rice shower at a wedding.
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>my trainee showed up with a rice cooker
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>>571833535
bitch ass behavior
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>>571832386
PLEASE GOD LET ME FUCK TANUKI RUDOLF
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>
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>>571833543
>This was meant to bring happiness to everyone who touches the horse, much like a rice shower at a wedding.
>get hated instead
No...
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I bought a dozen of krispy kremes all just for myself, might rationing it for a few days though
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>>571833543
EVIL WIFE
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>>571833507
>A
>coincidentally that's uma&co's danchou name
>V is trying to do damage control >>571833406
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOTIIIIIIIICING
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>build goldship bro, she'll beat xoguris
>also jack off to her
/uma/....didn't gaslight me?
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>>571833675
It's a in lower case retard
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>>571833675
please check yourself into a ward
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>>571833675
our danchuo is a genuine autistic frontchud nolife he would never cheat
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>571833625
>NOOOO YOU MUST ENGAGE IN MY BROWNOID SCHIZO SHIT
suck my cock, faggot
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>>571833707
>>build goldship bro, she'll beat xoguris
everyone said this
>>also jack off to her
absolutely NO ONE ever said this
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>>571833736
He can have an alt tho
>>571833794
>>571833625
Sorry I'm low T and can't respond properly
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>>571833675
>A upside down almost looks like V
wtfffffffff
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Okay but I really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really reallyr eallyr eally really really really love Stego.
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>>571833643
>hated
>In 2021, in the Idol Horse Audition held by Kyoto Racecourse, where fans voted to create idol horses for racehorses that had not been made so far or had a track record but were not currently sold, he placed 4th
>>571833669
NOT EVIL
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>>571833646
fat fuck
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>>571833794
>news and events related to game
just admit you are stupid
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>>571833794
suzuka's cock...
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>>571832123
umainko
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I made another chicken wrap today and it was so fucking good you have no idea
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>>571833925
I was talking about the shitty tier list pic, gwo
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>>571831883
This is why honest f2ps dont bother with Group A, its a mixed combination of cheaters, piggers, botters
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>>571833856
I jacked off to her summer alt
You'd have to be gay not to
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>>571832915
>I read the twitter post and apparently the skills don't proc in practice rooms
Yeah, you do appear to possess mental capacities of twitter users....sheep retards like you is why cheaters get away with it in the first place.
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>>571833543
I would be happy to touch such a cute honse like rice
imagine the headpats
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True F2P players make group A finals every time.
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>>571833956
pics or it didn't happen
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>>571833978
you quoted cheating talk zwo
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>>571834104
and then get 2/40 only passing on day 2
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>>571834106
it's already in my tummy........
it was only 650 kcal too
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hehe... im nyooooooticing!! uh oh im nyooticing hehe nyoticing hours umm... postposters im nyoticing right now? oh no no no... hehe getting nyoticing! checks clock nyoticing hours? hee hee nononono nyoticing im noticing oh nonononon getting nyoticing uh oh postpostpostersbros they noticed hmmm noticing???? oh no nnono OH NONONONOOOO IM NYOTICING uh nyoticeshill bros oh no nyoticerooms the nyoticeschizo uh oh uh oh??? oh no
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I made myself strawberry milk today. It was cool and yummy.
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>>571834150
Maya would say this
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>>571834150
i love these posts
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>>571834138
>Make group A finals
>Only get 2/40
Looks like it was destiny for True F2P to be cheaters to bypass the 3 win requirement!
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>>571833675
I honestly wondered this for a bit.
They changed their name from a to Torena, then joined a hololive club
It's like one of us hacked some random guys account
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>>571834000
based goldshipchad dabbing on cyshitgames
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>>571834000
They forgot about the Suzuka using the skill 100 times
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>>571834150
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/k4acHC1SoRWin6U1xH3F0Q/
It's really V running damage control
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>>571834159
you can't milk a strawberry bwo
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>>571834104
True but I never won a plat a single time
Honestly, Idk how I'm in A finals half the time, I just throw whatever comes out of the current scenario ngl
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>>571834026
I want to know what it feels like to pet a horse. I was indifferent to horses before but this franchise made me realize how cute they are.
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>>571832817
>Cygames dont ban sweepers/botters
>Cygames dont ban account sharing
>Cygames dont ban cheaters
Im slowing giving up before GrandLive is even out
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>>571834259
You play the game. That's why.
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>>571834104
/our/ f2p anon is still pretty competitive in rooms
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>>571834243
but you can blend frozen berries with milk
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>>571834341
I have an opened carton of milk sitting in my fridge for 2 months
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>>571834228
QUICK CHECK THE NYOTICECHIVES
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>>571833406
this post >>571834128 was about the 'umas that would cheat on you' list
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This manga-OC uma's design is pretty sex.
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>>571834283
>I was indifferent to horses before
Yeah me too
I liked the appealing in knight and medieval stuff, but now i really need a pet horse
After i started playing this game and get into the community, real horses started to appear on my feed and they're such adorable dorks
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>>571834341
>OGURI DID YOU EAT YOUR TRAINER AGAIN???
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>>571834283
I wasn't into horses or didn't see their appeal till uma and when all my recommnded videos have all been horses. I want to pet one or own one as a pet even just a single time.
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>>571833543
Hey little sister, who's the only one?
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>>571834376
Throw it away
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That settles it. If Cygames does not ban the retard cheater by 1st of July, I'm installing sweepy and botting mambo! to S rank
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>>571834150
Leave it to mayaschizos to just btfo the dramatards
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>>571834594
That's another horse jockeyed by Matoba.
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>>571832259
The final solution
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>>571834283
True
Loved realizing that theyre kinda like big dogs
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>>571834000
>>571834227
>>571834224
Goldship broke reality again and does what she wants
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Cygames will release an announcement titled "regarding player conduct" acknowledging the scandal and promise to ban cheaters
and then absolutely fucking nothing will happen
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wahey
>>571832259
me too it's insane
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THE BOTPOCALYPSE IS COMING!!!
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>cheaters
>botters
>mambo
Global was a mistake. These never happened in JP btw.
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>>571834341
Bro... Strawberry flavor isn't made from real strawberries...
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>>571834852
In 3 years, when we finally catch up with JP, Cygames will finally care
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>>571834926
You should try the korean milk made with real strawberries
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>>571834915
It probably did but japs were too stupid to notice.
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>>571834915
why doesn't cygames just ban the botters and the cheaters?
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respect your commander
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>>571835017
Japan’s strongest racist
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>>571832259
>first paycheck last year
>bought a Dyson
Now i can chill in my camera without any problems
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>>571834852
Rinse and repeat
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>>571834994
why did I imagine Korean breastmilk
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>>571834283
They are incredibly cute. I wish I could go to japan and visit the farms.
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>i'm the strongest racist
>friend is american (weeb)
>american (mexican)
>american (son in law)
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Didn't expect to go to Group A with my meme team
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wtf bros, don't put tail nine on your teio
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I did both the paid scamcha for the 7th live banners and...the best I could say is it could've been worse, I guess. Could've been dupes of stuff I already had maxed instead of more fodder for my Team Trials multiplier.
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>hates mares
>most successful spawn are mares
>hates chestnuts
>most successful son is a chestnut
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>>571835181
Digitan is pretty strong if you dont let her get hit with pdm
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>>571835181
>HAHA I CALLED MY TEAM A MEME TEAM BECAUSE IT HAD DIGITAN XDD (NOT GONNA ADDRESS THE XOGURI (TOTALLY NOT A FUCKING MEME) IN MY TEAM THO)
kys
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I went 3/20 today...
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>>571835245
>loves humans more than horses
>uma version isn't a ningen fucker
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>>571835181
>meme team
>strong meta end
>strong meta late
>fucking xoguri
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>>571834852
Isn't it insane how there was clear evidence on who was botting, so blatantly in fact that it became an in-joke among the fandom
and yet cygay did nothing about it
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>>571835181
kinda weak ragebait
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do food stands love or hate when an uma enters?
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>>571835017
>respect your commander
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>>571835184
what did teio mean by that!?
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>>571832663
I don't know, it's basically just a high power toaster oven.
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>>571832817
Most posters here use sweepy and hachimi here and want this issue to get swept under the rug, imagine if Cygames go full hitler on cheaters. Majority here will get fucked.
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>>571835334
you dont ban your most loyal customers
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>uma racist
>fucks human
?
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good day
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>>571835385
>selling out your food
Why would they hate it?
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>>571835334
It's the Chinese isn't it?
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Can this cheat work on JP? I'll download JP and hack until Nips force Cygames to do something
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>>571835442
every uma fucks humans tho
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>>571835442
Not a lot of choices when you're an all-female species unless you're so racist you're willing to be a dyke for the sake of your racism.
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>>571835283
>>571835328
That was literally the only time Xoguri won, my Dober won more races in previous attempts I was just keep getting cucked out of the third win
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>>571835534
>helios is the most racist uma of them all
that's why i don't trust zoomerettes
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>>571835442
it's like how white supremacists would bend over backwards for Asian twinks
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which one of you fuckers did it?
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>>571835621
nah ur delulu unc, one dih and helio getting cracked
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nais neicha
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>>571835742
Why would they pick Spechud when KSB is the one who brought down her season specifically because she doesn't work as a protagonist?
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>visit infirmary
>it fucking works for once
>it cures my Practice Poor instead of Skin Outbreak
I will kill myself
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>>571835742
oy vey
I remember /a/ liking season 1 when it came out
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>I winned?
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>>571835742
Probably someone from our little brother board/thread so they can have an uma thread at /v/
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>>571836015
your miracle cure bwo?
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>>571836050
Ogurin is a good uma
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>>571836112
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>>571835983
KSB works as a protagonist. The execution and story they cooked was ass.
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>>571836015
why do you have two debuffs
your run is already bricked
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idk what this cheating thing is but don't drag hachimi into it bitch
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>>571836015
bwo your cream...
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>>571836238
>KSB works as a protagonist
S2 Kitasan, yes
S3 Kitasan? Hard no
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so how do I unlock commander special week?
Just any uma with best in japan?
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>>571836278
I will drag my nuts across your face
faggot
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Are any of the anime collab alts good?
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>>571836015
>2 debuffs at the same time
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>>571836278
Sorry bro
I read online that hachimi lets you get infinite stats and also steal your rivals trainees
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Satono Diamond molested me
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>>571836378
kitasan is the xoguri of fronts
the rest are whatever
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>>571836348
oh you better not!
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I have still never bricked a run with Team Sirius. Wdym now I have to?
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sex
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Montpoo
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>>571836482
You don't have to do anything.
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>>571836482
Murphy's law gwo
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>>571836378
>McQueen
Legit one of the worst umas in the game
>Teio
She can be ok in very specific circumstances
>KSB
She's the worst version of the character but it's ultimately still KSB
>Oguri
Insanely good at the Arima and very specific Mile races, otherwise meh
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>>571836395
Didnt JP got +1k stats during training due to hachimi lol
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>>571836189
everyone says this
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I uninstalled hachimi cause of the cheating
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>>571836612
your name is already on the ban list
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>>571836564
graphic bug
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>>571836560
>Insanely good at the Arima
reminder that she was terrible in her release CM that she was tailor built for
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>>571833707
Can I skip the second part
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i will pull for throne, for my brothers in /uma/
i will make the decision to lead my people
for i am king of all dacchis
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>>571836652
nyo...
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Do I need team serious card along with throne and just throne would suffice? I'm too lazy to read through storyline chapters but also don't want to skip it
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>>571836741
no you shouldn't be so serious
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>>571836724
based whaleGOD
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>>571836724
thank you for turning yourself into a huge fucking retard, for our sake
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>>571836741
isn't every event in the game on YouTube?
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>>571836564
I don't know if that's true, but the joke was that JP players complained to cygames on twitter because they thought CarrotJuicer let you see the outcome of career event choices (and other made up shit), which ultimately made cygames add a check that would close the game if it detected the string "CarrotJuicer" in memory.
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>haha throne only last a month!
>mfw this means I still have to play m*nt for a full month
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>>571836650
kek
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>>571836829
surely you're not planning to play MANT for sprint CM? you can just quit now and come back during grand live
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it feels like it's been 2 years since MANT released
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does throne unlock recreation randomly like sirius
if so isnt it literally insane to suggest running both since the schedule requires both of them to be online before classic year
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Maya! MANT will be over in a month! Maya...?
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I'm actually looking forward to the CM now not because of the matches itself but because I want to see if I can spot hacked umas tomorrow
I didn't look at the skills today and only the clubs
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>>571836996
who the fuck told you to run both? that sched is just for ratingslop
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>>571836676
Wasn't it because no one knew how to build her yet? Because I look at jp tier list sites and she's still ranked extremely high even today.
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>>571837010
This one blew up so much that I doubt anyone will run umas with obvious cheated skills
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>>571836996
That's why you follow that concrete schedule. Also running both sirius + throne is just a clutch for newcuties to feel what's it like to score SS rating umas
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How do you even cheat in a server-side game?
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>>571836881
but there's still the summer event that asks for five(5) MANT runs
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>>571837128
Noooooo I should have checked the skills earlier but there's still a chance they'll do it tomorrow onwards
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>>571836963
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>>571837102
French umas are kind of hot
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My trainee gave me a marriage certificate with our names on it yesterday, what on earth would possess her to do something like this?
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>>571833479
https://arca.live/b/umamusume/155258201?category=%F0%9F%94%9E&p=1
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>>571835306
>uma version isn't a ningen fucker
Many people forget her good ending i see
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>>571837203
cheat engine
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>>571837279
CinGray Oguri is extremely cute and I understand why she's such a fan favorite character
Game Oguri is just "lol I eat a lot and I'm a dumb hick" and I had no idea why people liked her so much before I read CinGray.
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>>571837203
You pay the cygays intern
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>>571837287
We already seen this are there anymore? I think I also saw one with Daiwa getting gangbanged at sadpanda.
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Release the full art Cygames you jerks.
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>>571837265
Mine did it recently to. I think it's a new prank fad so I played along since that's funnier than denying it.
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>>571837205
do a minimum effort URA-style MANT run
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>>571837287
oh lord whoever says "ai is a mistake" is retarded
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>>571837371
I haven't even watched cingray because of dumb fuck looking characters
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>>571837265
bwo she didn't leave you even after the 3-year contract ended, and you're sure as shit ain't leaving her either
just sign the fucking papers
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>>571837203
There is either a bug that lets you copy skills/hints from one veteran/career to another, or they don't validate the skill ID when buying skills
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>>571834283
I want a big doggo for myself
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>>571837287
Thanks gwo I was edging but now I can finish
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>>571837421
Most jeets generating AI can't prompt that much of a quality. It's like an outlier.
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>>571837425
I thought Kita wasn't in CinGrey
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>>571837256
I need that stinky brown uma
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>>571837287
This is really unsettling.
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>>571837484
>jeets
>"a quality"
hmmmmmmmmmm
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>>571837287
>random cum explosion
do AI jeets really
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>>571837425
It looks normal and is very well-animated 90% of the time, the show just likes to have oguri become super deformed whenever she feels down or isn't understanding something.
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>>571837421
How do you get off to this?
It looks ugly
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I would simply shit out an ace Hog on CM day
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>>571836714
I hope the cosplayer is also menhera and cuts herself
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I love Ogurin
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>>571837287
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>>571837585
>speed star
WTTFFFFFFFF ANON IS HACKING
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>>571837287
>NO TAIL
FUCKING TRASH
ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT
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>>571837287
>unavailable for legal reasons
What?
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Do you regret not pulling the Xog'?
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>>571837585
>non-capped speed
Thanks for the free win in the finals cutie
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>>571837617
A true sign of crazy would be car cigarette lighter burn marks
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>>571837578
Unironic pedophiles. There's a reason it's "realistic".
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>>571837578
maya is not that ugly....
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>>571837685
I regret pulling her
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>>571837721
holy...
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>>571837685
i sparked xog and i'm not using her because i have 0 clocks
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>>571837561
more so speaking about the oc non-rights characters, I do not like any of them at all except belno
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>>571837585
Deck?
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>>571837287
FUCK
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>>571837854
dozo
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>>571837783
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>>571837617
she does
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>>571837771
One must be crazy to understand crazy
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>>571832776
>Single hose unit
Bro it's using the air it JUST COOLED and exhausting it to the outside. Throw that piece of shit away and get a dual-hose unit
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>>571837685
No, I only play this gacha because of her
>used start up ticket on og default
>got xogurin and xbiwa in less than 40 tickets
>will get her cingrey alt too
I love her still very much
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>>571837853
Bongistan?
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>>571837893
That's kinda low for that deck isn't it? Can't blame you though, MANT fucking sucks.
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>>571837893
SQUEEEEEEEEE
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>>571837617
>Get married to Still
>A lifetime of dealing with her schizo mental illness
...
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>>571837685
she spooked me randomly so
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>>571837775
Really? I hate the fact that being an OC non-rights character means we can't have Fujimasa March or Dicta Striker. I would fucking whale for Dicta.

>>571837893
Fug I can't...wait no, I can build this, I have all of them but Neicha, it's just that none of them besides KSB are MLB (FineMo is close tho, 3LB)
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>>571837893
>0LB Yeppers
POORFAG
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>>571837893
buhigawd
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Anyone else creening it right now?
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>>571837993
I had a 1200/1200/1200 Hog in CM12 and lost to a Pasa with medium A, I am out of fucks to give this time
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>>571837982
Texas I just found out that Texas and Rudolf have the same VA, and they're my wives from each game
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>>571837853
faggot
https://files.catbox.moe/cw69d1.mp4
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>>571837893
Why Fuji parent?
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Don't crazy girls fuck good?
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>>571838191
No. They don't. They seriously don't it's not worth it. Like this isn't me memeing or whatever this is serious life advice crazy pussy is NOT WORTH IT. YOU CANNOT SAVE HER. YOU CANNOT FIX HER. IT IS NOT WORTH THE 45 MINUTES OF PLEASURE.
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>>571838216
Ehefrau Flash
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>>571838191
He who sticks his penis in fire burns his penis
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>>571838254
Good thing that Sil is not crazy then
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>>571838254
45 minutes??? I'm not lasting allat
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>>571838191
yeah
keep in mind, if Still was real she would have a higher body count than the Vietnam war
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stop posting illegal links
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>>571838358
Somebody tell him
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>>571838381
retard
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>>571838381
...for which side?
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keep posting them
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>>571837775
>i don't like the non-rights characters
What a shame, because they made Tony Bianca such a hot mommy it's sad she will never be in the game
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Dense trainers are actually asking for "it" in their own way.
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>>571837287
Helios version when?
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>>571838536
dont do that
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>>571838521
hot
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>>571838510
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hey
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>>571838381
Hot...Still would be experienced...
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>>571838536
go on, do that
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>>571837893
Meh.
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https://litter.catbox.moe/gn6jsh.mp4
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>>571838645
retard
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>>571838254
Its worth it!
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>>571837893
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>>571838521
Would city do this?
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>>571838707
Shiraoki-sama works in mysterious ways
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>>571838254
>you cannot fix her
>you cannot save her
Why should i want to fix what makes her hot?
At most i want her to break me
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>>571838642
season 2 when?
second album when?
third EP when?
third live album when?!
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>>571837256
i want to fug benis bark
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>>571838836
Yes?
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>>571838830
did he died?
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>>571838334
he's asking about still not aichan
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>>571838521
Dense trainers belong to Shichi...
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>>571838910
Just resting don't worry:)
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>>571838927
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why did Indians make AI vids of pigs getting zapped?
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>>571838254
>IT IS NOT WORTH THE 45 MINUTES OF PLEASURE.
2 minutes, maybe 2 and a half and thats it
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>>571838954
...
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>>571838863
I want the Hiroi spinoff to get an anime despite it being nothing more than "Hiroi gets drunk, does something retarded, pisses off Seika and/or Shima in the process, nothing ever happens"
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>H-H-HUH IS THAT A FULL SSR DECK??????
>*starts hyperventilating*
>OH NO NO NO NO BRWOES ITS TIME TO DO LE MEME
>*pulls out reaction folder of real pigs*
>SQUUEEEEEEEEEE BUHIIIIIII BUUUUUUU AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE AUHHHHH QQQQQQQEEEEEE HHHHHHUUUUUHHH *every other onomatopoeia of pig noises*
grow up nigga we are 1 year into the game
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>>571838996
and then torenas keep wondering why they get raped
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>>571838254
we're online so let them have their fantasy
these niggas wouldn't even dare have sex with a normal woman when they offer it
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>>571839204
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>>571839132
what a ningen fucker
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>>571839204
I look like this and I sound like this
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>>571839204
whatever you say snort fatcon
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>>571839204
Calm down piggy learn to take jokes
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>>571839204
Love it everytime piggy goes on a melty
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>>571839204
I'll never stop ridiculing you for spending 2k+ for a couple of cards in a kusoge
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im remaking one of my ace when thrown drops
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>>571839267
I pull like this
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>>571839204
this but unironically
pigger posting is fun
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>>571839204
soweee
>>571839452
Cygames really cooked the piggers with the jewish rates, remember 1 year ago with Kitasan and Dia at 0.5% how retards spent alot
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>illegal umas are public now
Sweepy's API bullshit going public has done irreparable damage to the game
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>>571839204
>spends thousands on skill cards
>hackerchad gets them for free
Nice work buhitard
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Why didn't they add Biko into this race? She came 2nd in Bakushin's final race. A cameo would be cool.
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>>571839204
Just wanna let you know I looked at my monitor while taking a shit and saw your big wall of text, then after I wiped and flushed I saw all the backlinks, so while I was washing my hands I was thinking about how good a post it must be but it turns out when I got back it fucking sucks
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>>571838631
CUTE
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i just woke up from a one-week coma. clankers have truly broken the game now? fucking cyjews.
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>>571839204
>I-I-IS THAT KSB LIGHT HELLO AND TACHYON??? IN GL???
OH NO NO NO BUHIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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How about cooling off with a nice, cold beer?
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>>571839885
But I just drank an entire bottle of sake alone in a dark room
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locked in and ready for the final chapter
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>>571839884
this but they're MLB + there's also MLB smaru
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>the "smaru is a generalist card and you should 3LB her" gaslight is still going strong
heh.
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>>571840069
>generalist card btw
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>>571838836
idk
there's no actual event where she blatantly acts possessive towards (You)
I think people interpret her acting like a typical tsun in her introductory chapters and outfit events as a sign of her being a clingy gf in the future, maybe?
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>>571839938
drink some more!
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>>571840069
I mean back in URA Biko was the generalist card
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>>571840109
>generalist card btw
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>>571839884
>get Rice and NTR with free rolls
>anons call me a pigger each time
I'll get LH MLBd on free rolls and anons are going to molest me again
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>>571840069
I'm torn if I should be using Kitasan+Tachyon or Maru+Tachyon. The deck for GL seems to be locked to LH+2Speed(Tachyon)+2Wit(FM)+Flex Borrow
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It's a generalist card because frontgawds will rule the meta forever after it releases
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I remember reading a Grubble doujin where Djeeta used a skill on Lyria to convert her appetite for food into an equivalent amount of lust. Theoretically what would happen if Torena did the same on Oguri.
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>>571839957
I made one 3 months ago but don't remember if I marked it or not.
That's a problem for tomorrows me anyway.
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>>571840146
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>>571840113
I will never accept the propaganda of Dober being cute.
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>>571840234
If you can get Maru and Tachyon you win, witgod didn't go on full detail about how hard is it to get 1600+ speed.
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>>571840194
Who are you, so wise with words
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>>571839153
if that would give us a full SICK HACK album then it's worth it
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>>571840270
You die.
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>>571840338
Shouldnt people just borrow Bakushin or Biko instead of Maru
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*spreads anti nuclear family propaganda*
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>>571840301
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>>571840391
you don't want to be borrowing any of them
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>>571837256
Holy fucking ZAMN King's dad looks like THAT?
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>>571840391
Biko and Bakushin... in GL? Cards are not oranges for you to squeeze each drop like that.
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>>571839985
I have 120k carats and I'm planning on pulling for both Smaru and Tachyon/LH
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>>571840223
you like it you slut
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>>571837256
She's already in the games files
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>>571840351
an alcoholic!
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>this is the omega-meta frontGAWD card
holy kek
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What cheat? This game isn't even client-sided.
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>>571840415
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>>571840547
I've used enough 35 spec prio cards to know that it's going to fail me so much
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>>571840496
>like 50% mlb for THREE cards
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>>571840223
I got Kita in 200 pulls (July), Finemo in 200 + 2 selectors, NTR in 200 (wanted ayabe), and I also somehow have MLB Biko that just appeared in my account (never did her banner)
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>>571840615
You can get 30 spec from the GL shop.
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Since umas are supposed to be at their peak in CM finals, I feel like Super Lucky 7 Fukus should be guaranteed a #7 starting gate.
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>>571840618
skill issue
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>>571840545
May these spirits guide me along the path to Shiraoki-sama
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>>571840615
you need but get a good career seed once
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I have three meta fronts for the sprint CM but I'll be running triple pace with Rice instead.
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>>571840547
Any Front who doesn't have Top Runner in their skill list will never get the lead ever again
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>>571840594
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>>571840695
I'm doing the same thing and I'm getting rickey first for good luck
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>>571840547
>About 35-40 RB in total
Lol
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im catching up on the story, but why is king jobber part of the golden generation? (s)he only won one G1 and it was a fucking rngfest sprint race
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sobriety
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>>571840714
May those spirits guide you to another beer my friend
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>>571840547
My Maru's not gonna survive GL...
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>>571840406
I thought Spe's upbringing in the game was a reference to how thoroughbreds are raised
no dad, separated from mom when young
handlers do most of the raising
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>>571840618
Just get smaru to 3LB and use the 1.5 anni selector to MLB gwocho
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Jiggie site is back up.
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>>571840936
I thought 3lb was enough even for front mains?
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>>571840923
2 moms > 1 mom 1 dad
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I like how other servers don't interact much with global when it comes to gameplay but then cyge announced the throne and everyone started to chime in to not pull the card
Shit is like a taboo lmao
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>>571840892
People keep forgetting how hard it is for horses to win even G3 races let alone G1s
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>>571840892
She's first-rate.
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>>571840903
>certain knowledge
didn't this guy just steal the bones of a chinese bot?
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>beats a future legend one time
>doesn't do anything noteworthy ever again
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>>571841175
Urara hasn't done anything either
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>>571841032
Nyes
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>>571841125
he's the reason why headless botting and illegal uma's exist rn
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>>571840892
>but why is king jobber part of the golden generation?
Because the horse was born in the same gen as the rest of golden gen????
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>>571841237
But muh mood effect...
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>>571841175
cute OC
who's this
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Post more flashu I really like her :)
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>>571841296
march tosho, no relation to sweepy
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>>571841048
the implementation date is so ass f2ps and whales call it dogshit in unison despite it being actually good
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>>571841218
Ulala shook hands with the Prime Ministet
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>>571841313
Okay!
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>>571841313
Nein
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>>571841040
i wish my mom married a woman after the divorce instead of a fucking subhuman rapist piece of shit who is rotting in prison (hopefully already shiv'd to death by now)
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>>571841453
damn bwo
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>>571841313
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>throne releases today
>don't have any card-hunting rerolls ready
surely someone from /uma/ will do the needful and share with the general.
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>>571840892
The named characters are treated as the top of the top from countless regular Umas were even a G2-3 is seen as an achievement
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>>571841468
>ugh men
>also masturbates to a man
>also:
?
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>>571841556
every single half decent card is available on uma.moe or chrono within 15m of release from people who rolled it manually updating their profiles
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>people are straight up hacking to combat the xoguri menace
grim
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>>571841685
>xoguri menace
I've lost more to bourbon front comps than Xoguri
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>>571841625
Amazon and Air Groove are the best ones
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>>571841468
Propaganda... She wouldn't do this..
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>>571841040
there's a 99% chance that you weren't raised by two moms so how would you know?
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>>571841087
Same people that glaze triple crowns/tiara to hell and back but never address the elephant in the room that is the absolute insanity that is autumn triple crown which is an absolute hell for horses' bodies
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>>571841625
Groove would look better in one of those half suit/half gown fit instead of whatever this is
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>>571841685
I reported him 2 hours ago and he is still not banned
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Imagine being a trainer for a small town Uma
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>>571841685
>first illegal uma was a mexican
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/558865423/#558874834
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ARE WE GETTING COMMANDER SPECHUD TODAY
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>>571841815
>autumn triple crown
MY FUARKING HERO
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>>571841685
maybe he finished out-of-deck chains. multiple of them.
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>>571841931
there aren't any cards that can give you tail nine
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>>571840198
Biko is still a serviceable stat stick with 20 TE, 10 RB and 45 energy from events.
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>>571841875
that's how future g1 winners are bred
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Suggestion, like Umamusume Trainee suggested
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>>571841815
How different is Autumn Triple compared to Classic?, it's still Medium-Medium-Long
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>>571841913
nyes, at the usual time for new content (7 hours after reset)
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>>571840892
She raced with them a lot. That's literally it. Fucking Air Jihad has a better claim to a Golden Gen membership since he actually won against Grass and got 3rd only behind Spechan and Stego (I think?) in his only medium race unlike King Shitter who was never a threat.
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>>571842050
over 3 months, not 6
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>>571841886
surely total clanker death is soon. cygames look like fucking idiots with their sabre rattling being met with actual game-breaking exploits.
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>>571841875
Closest to that is Furioso. You should read her story, she's a very loyal wife.
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>>571842217
Taiki from temu looking ass
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>>571841926
THE GOAT
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>>571840892
On paper his pedigree is monstrous. He was the potential uma of his time.
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>>571838680
what's the point of having that much stam
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>>571841926
My hero donkey...
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>>571842050
autumn is actual cream crop and proof you aren't just a lucky jobber who got first at the classics by beating other classic champions (ie 2020 gen)
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>king does a retarded front strat during dahby
>tires out seiun sky
>allows spechud to roll over both of them
kino lmao
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Still stole the beautiful green eyes my mother gave me...
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>>571842149
Is that not enough time to recover? Legit question, I'm curious, cause 6 months seem excessive alreadt
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>>571842149
Distance difficulty > Rotation difficulty
In some countries like Australia, they would laugh at you for thinking that 3 races in 3 months is a tiring rotation
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>>571841367
>>571841443
>>571841519
thanks flashbros :)
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>>571842310
>potential
>powerscaling
>rivals
Is sports just shounen slop?
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Umas with a human male fetish?
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>BUHIIIIII
I'm a dolphinchad actually and I only buy the daily pack and anniversary stuff.
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>>571841815
heh
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>>571842494
aus is sprint/mile land, recovery is faster if you're running mostly sprints
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>>571842494
American Triple Crown proves this wrong
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>>571842617
>and I only buy the daily pack and anniversary stuff.
That's a guppy, not a dolphin.
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i have conversations with my grandpa that actually go just like this
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>>571842589
Always have been. That's why 99% of sports fans are low IQ.
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>>571842589
yes
>Who is Goku
Secretariat
Whenever you mention a strong horse to an American, they will ask you, "Can he beat Secretariat tho?"
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>>571842217
isnt the small town uma the whole gimmick of cocko tarumae
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>>571842217
Why did the artist draw her hands in such an erotic way? It's almost as if she's fondling balls
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>>571842589
Now compare sports fans to shounensloppers and you see they exactly the same
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>>571840903
>"hehe illegal condor pasa with Tiara route"
>"you can packet sniff events and I will state this in my VERY PUBLIC github"
>"also you can just get rid of the UI and handle packets to play the game for you"
wowie it's almost as if everything he did would have massive consequences for the 95% of the playerbase that isn't the cheating seaniggers
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>>571842751
my Secretariat has a personality though
>yes there's a connection between these two
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>>571842614
but that's called being normal in the uma world
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>>571842871
>teen gohan
because she's small
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we will all be making commander specute aces
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>>571842614
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>>571842751
>Who is Goku
>american horse
You amerimutts thinking you're at the center of the world, it's so disgusting
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>>571842614
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>>571842751
Secretariat is Superman thoughbeit
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>>571842984
She looks so soft, I bet she smells nice.
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>>571837685
No. Even if I had her, I wouldn't use her. I didn't use Golshi during all the CMs she was meta, either.
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Please get hachimi banned, I want to be freed from this shit of a game
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>globalCHADS seamlessly handle a new, surprise meta
>globalCHADS pump out ratings that weren't thought possible
>globalCHADS even cheat better than the other servers
asiabros will never recover from this.
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>>571843068
Goku solos superman
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>>571837685
I got her in one 10-pull so no
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>>571837685
I have the 1.5 anni uma ticket sitting unused. I could have pulled her any time I wanted. I still can.
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I wasn't going to remake aces with throne. But then I had a 20% winrate on day one, so looks like I am after all.
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kill this heretic
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Oguri is uma Goku tho
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>>571843120
Did anyone found out how that cheatingnigger get gold skills, I want to use it for my teamtrial umas
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Reminder that Secretariat embarrassed turf sissies on his last 2 races despite being the Dirt GOAT
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>>571843260
>firm course menace
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Powerscale these umas for me:
Secretariat
Man O' War
Eclipse
Maruzensky
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>>571843228
do you plan on pulling on an uma banner soon or why are you hoarding it?
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>>571843423
That's a CM12 pic
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>>571843321
modded sweep. server doesn't validate the skills u buy so u can just buy whatever thru the api
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>>571842614
>>
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>>571843260
game Oguri is extremely boring and her only traits as a character are 'eats a lot' and 'races good'
it makes it feel like getting beaten by a joke character
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>>571843425
Eclipse first
the rest nowhere
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do NOT publicize IcarusKAI
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>>571843518
so uma goku whose only traits are "eats a lot" and "fights good"
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>>571843425
Why don't I see Tokino Minoru on this list?
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>>571843560
Is this it?
https://github.com/EdenUmaBots/Umamusume-Icarus/blob/main/README.md
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i laugh so hard every time she eats
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>>571843587
GOATku is full of depth
don't compare him to that fat cow, thanks
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>>571843518
>>571843587
wtf, oguri cap is just reskinned goku?
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>>571843587
Goku and Oguri are lovable bumpkins tho
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>>571843450
No idea.
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>>571843425
Kincsem has the best career though. Just traveled around Europe with his cat and trainer while going on an undefeated record. Very comfy.
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>>571843735
You should probably just use it then idk
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>>571841736
As a front without bourbon, I agree bourbon is more toxic
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>>571843815
>his
her*
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>>571843920
I'm glad these girls are atleast trying to be subtle.
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>>571843815
>>571843952
mare...
undefeated mare uooohh...
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>>571843815
yeah i was looking for this horse, people forget about this
This horse was a monster
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>>571840209
>>571840109
>generalist card btw
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>>571843952
everyone knows mare races are easier
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Tamadanchou we're gonna have to kill this guy
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>6L
straightaway recovery sucks but I don't want to make a new Oguri with corner recovery
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>>571843587
>>571843701
Goku actually wins his fights
Oguri Crap jobs every time she faced umas that aren't shitters
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>>571844260
Mejiro Ryan isn't great but definitely not a shitter
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>>571843815
>pre-television """""records"""""
Uh huh yeah I'm suuuuure those stories are true
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>>571838160
Vaudeville is a more conditional TPulse and Nyopera was not cooperating at all. Fuji gave me 3* Turf on the very first run and utterly crushed every race I put her in, even got Fast Learner.
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>>571842695
But US TC is something ike 3 races in 6 weeks not 3 months
>>571842685
not saying you are wrong but there are Aus horses that ran 2000m>= races in quick succession and it's seen as normal there. Maybe the only difference being that they usually do bigger breaks between these "spurts" of races
>>571842991
I am not american, just describing how an average American reacts when you mention horse racing
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>>571844260
Goku loses all the time lmao
To Roshi, to Tien, to Raditz, to Vegeta, to Cell, to the shitter androids, technically to Majin Boo
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do latinos pronounce mejiro as meh-hero
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>>571841453
the raped (real)
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>>571844260
Goku jobs a lot in Super
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>>571844260
>Goku actually wins his fights
No, he jobbed to Vegeta many times
He leaved Cell to his son
He couldn't defeat Jiren
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croix spring crown.....
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>>571843081
Nigger just uninstall
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>>571843920
i'm still wondering how global plans to translate falco's valentine's message
would they really line up "I Love You" vertically, or do something retarded like capitalizing each of the words within the sentence?
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>>571844482
It's pronounced the same as in Japanese, Spaniards would do it as you say as they are more specific with the way the language works.
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>>571844321
>but definitely not a shitter
She has less G1s than Palmer bwo
>b-but muh top 0.0000001% G1s
We're not comparing Ryan to One Inch of Love now are we? She's a shitter compared to G1 winners
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>>571844482
Yes and we prefer latinx actually
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>>571844589
they will just remove it like they did with much of valentine bourbon's stuff
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>>571844576
Uma is still my time waster post workout and while waiting for cracked denuvo games
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can you retards stop spoiling dragonball? i just got to the piccolo+goku versus raditz fight.
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>filly named xitter
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>>571844589
>would they really line up "I Love You" vertically
The message is not that long. It's probably going to be "ILY" vertically, they have to compress the message to three lines or extend it.
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>>571844679
Already making excuses to not uninstall, typical abused behavior
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Would Goku be a good trainer?
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>>571844465
>>571844561
Bejitabro...
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>>571844739
a filly to rival curren chan
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>>571843425
Secretariat = Man O' War >> Maruzensky >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eclipse
Comparing and pre 20th century horse to a modern thoroughbred is laughable
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>>571844768
thats why i want to get banned to be free, you seemed rattled somehow hachimibro you cant lay low anymore
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why is there no drama at all cause of the cheating, I thought people would be way more mad. Are gachacucks just used to getting fucked over this badly?
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>>571844910
>Secretariat = Man O' War
kek
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>>571844910
>Maruzensky
Bro thinks he's part of the team
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>>571844924
>banwave soon
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>>571844924
Casuals already left
Everyone thats left are bonafied cheaters thats awaiting for Cygames banhammer
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your future triple crown btw
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>>571844915
I already stopped playing, you however will never be free
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>>571844918
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>>571844924
yes I'm literally Teio
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>>571844667
N-no....
>>571844757
ohh, that makes sense
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>>571844976
yesu rets ban lemaining prayer baseu
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>>571845089
let me fuck your umanko
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>>571845020
>Everyone thats left are bonafied cheaters
fuck off i dont cheat
ha**imi doesn't count
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>>571845040
>Slave thinks hes free
Why are you still here, you should stop visiting this general if you are truly free
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>>571845137
>modifying files
>cutting down career times
>isnt cheating
I really like the uncap fps... game looks much better cant go back to 30fps, smooth motion from njudea is so broken
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>>571844589
"I Love You" will be localized to "Best Trainer Ever"
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>d-don't ban your only playerbase bwo!!
botniggers and hachimiggers feeling the heat
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>>571845105
botting is one thing but people will 100% quit if CM or even worse LoH becomes a cheat fest. Especially since the autistic whales that actually spend lots of money will be tryharding for a high rank in LoH.
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>>571845287
don't you mean
>fine motion from njudea is so broken
??
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>>571845040
sex with biblos
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>>571844172
We should switch back to dirt too
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>>571844924
Cheatchads are the one actually fighting back against cygames' bullshit while the remaining regular players (aka beaten housewives) start clapping like seals and bleating MUH CYGENEROUS if cygames shits out 1500 free carats to make them forget about the trash state of the game.
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>>571844910
>modern thoroughbred
but being a thoroughbred is just how many of eclipse's genes they managed to inbreed into the horse... I'd think the OG would be superior?
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>>571844172
WHY ARE YOU DAHBY POSTING US
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>>571845158
Difference is I like posting here while you are waiting for something to die to free you
>>571845383
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VF...
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remember the suzuka cheaters that spammed every 5s escape artist and prof of curvature but nobody ever saw one of these live?
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>>571845612
So you're suffering from stockholm syndrome. Guess you do you.
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>>571845558
Maybe at the distances that were run in his time, but even then I would bet on any good modern stayer instead
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>>571845705
That one was a fake
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>>571837287
Wow, this is awful
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>>571845612
Based
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sorry danchud, but if cyjews don't hit the clanker-annihilation button by reset then i'm going into hibernation mode.
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>>571845821
Is she stupid?
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>>571845786
Its funny it still made Cyjews deliver a statement
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>>571845821
Maru... Your daughter is a dumb dog...
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>>571845746
Whatever helps you cope with it
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>>571842836
pic rel
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>>571845907
Nothing happened though. It'll be the same this time.
>"D-d-d-don't do it!!!!"
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>going to get commander spechud
>she's going to be worthless for the foreseeable future because she's made to work on the arima kinen and nowhere else
What was their endgame?
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>>571845893
I'll probably slack off and not give a fuck about remaking umas with throne if they dont give us gibs on 1st anniversary on the 26th
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>>571845961
Vivlass
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>>571845821
Chiyono-Beerus...
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>>571845902
>>571845932
Nah. She's smart. Intelligent, even. Trust me.
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>>571846006
supreme racist spechud is not for pvp it is to mark the end of the umamusume chud era and after that it will begin the faggy mare era
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>>571845902
>implying she didn't do it on purpose
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>>571846032
>>
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>>571845612
Daaamn you got him
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vivlos seems like she's more retarded than jordan
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Lucky Sparkle, son of Lucky Lilac and Epipi will be debuting this weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!
He will run in the 5th race at Fukushima!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He is also my POG pick!!!!!!!!!
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>>571846497
...how is she so familiar with doing that
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Reminder that api bullshit only came into existence because sweepy had a melty about the nigumas

Cygames did this to themselves
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>>571842614
That's literally ALL of them
The difference is the intensity of it
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>>571846526
cute honse hope the best for him
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>>571845426
TRUE
>>571845587
BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO RISK GOING DOWN TO A AGAIN
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>>571846575
shut the FUCK up zoomer, you don't even know what API stands for
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>>571846565
I wonder how...
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This wouldn't have happened if they simply skipped MANT
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post Ai
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>>571846578
Machitan's tannhausers...
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>>571846575
does she go "wei" in bed
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>>571846635
Apapane Pui Interface
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>>571846547
making her Mother Nature
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>>571846635
torAPI
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>>571846578
what about Fuku's bra...
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This is the girl you're lusting over.

She's a young child.
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>>571846717
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honestly how did this not blow up on twitter 6 months ago
for the skills you could at least argue he just got really lucky with the event spooks
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>>571845893
same hehe i'll move to another club two days before reset!
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>>571846945
You should stop breathing; you are wasting air just being alive
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Hey
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I can't get hard for tanhauser. Like dude, her voice, imagine her speaking in the middle of sex? That would make me go flacid immediately
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>>571847037
sup
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>>571847069
Gay nigga
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>>571847037
No
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>>571846803
I don't have the screenshot of kingu looking horrified at the track so this will have to do to express how I feel after reading this DOGSHIT pun.
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>>571847069
faggot
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>>571847037
ew
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>>571846945
I don't get it
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>>571846914
I don't want to fuck her nor do I like her in general. I stay winning.
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>>571847321
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>>571846914
Ripe
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>>571847275
that pasa run a different race from her goal race and failed the career after. It's not supposed to be possible
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>>571847364
Me on the right, then on the left
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>extra cocks event only for 10 more days
grim
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>>571847275
it's our first illegal uma ever
>explain
it's URA el with non-goal race
>that sounds norma-
during goal race turn
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>boot up round 1 entries
>only now realize that my hoguri is broken and doesn't work
i am a third-rate tor-ray-nuh.
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let it go, /uma/
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>>571847364
My kaichou wouldn't let this happen to her, actually.
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>>571847672
I thought her tail was a cock
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>>571847672
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>>571847827
me as mcqueen
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>>571847734
stop watching gay porn
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>>571847827
Mackie, its your left hand...
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>>571847945
non-sexually hugging my bro, and then laying my head on her lap as we both watch b-movies and she strokes my hair
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>>571847987
me swallowing trainer's cum
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Soon
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Someone kill this delusional tranny
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such cuties.
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>>571848130
they will announce a summer alt for el inshallah
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I am Mejiro McQueen and I love when trainer fucks me silly
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>>571848210
just report and ignore as usual
>>571848283
bro, these are summer alts, like the Taiki and Dober we got, not swimsuits, that should be next month
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>>571848130
micro bikinis for all the mares
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>>571847892
as in she's riding one faggot
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>>571848286
she would never say this
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>>571848286
makween wouldn't say this
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>>571848286
so hot and umazing
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>>571848286
She wouldn't say this. But it doesn't mean that it isn't true.
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>>571848286
Any Mejiro would totally say this
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>>571848130
We're going to see Oru in a golden bikini
Trust.
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>>571848840
>>571848840
>>571848840
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>>571832213
They're hot, and it being on wife makes it a bonus.
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>>571846945
Nobody cares about an uma that kills her career to do a non career goal race
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I wish Mejiro McQueen nonnies gave me a blowjob and kept sucking after I cum
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>>571846319
Why is the tail off center



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