Previous: >>571848840>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Air Shakur (3*), SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR Matikanetannhauser, SSR Air Groove, SR Gold CityCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event:>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Curren Bouquetd'or (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>571873847nyo......
7 and I rape all of you tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPj8wx_SKPYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPj8wx_SKPY
>>571874167
>>5718741676 7! Haha!
Are you going G rank brown route or regular route?
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>571874358what's the difference
>>571874358I would never ever train any umas just to fail or be subpar
GL is looking like the first scenario for a lot of us where we will finally start using full SSR decksIt's funny because at the same time in JP people were still stuck with wit Daiwa and Sweepy
>>571874358I'm using normal umas I'm not an homosexual twink that uses G Uraras
NO MORE SHITTY PUNS
>>571874540I'll be using Wit SR Daiwa because I don't have an MLB Wit SSR other than FM.
>>571874540most SSRs are so bad right now people will still use sweepy as a third speed card over other higher rarity supports, and this is even worse for wit since FM and CB are the only good SSR ones
>>571874807She would never...
>>571874747Bourbon is used in every front deck, if you have Kita/Tachyon/FM you can also borrow Teio in a lot of cases
>>571874215>buttplug tail>he puts the wig onLunafags are crazy
>>571874629where is the song version of that pic
>>571874540It's a lot easier to plan your pulls when you know what's coming.Imagine actually getting baited by throne without foresight
>>571874892You're right, she's a romantic, a dying breed. Big feelings inside her even bigger dorky heart.
>>571874167We're both guys you retarded faggot, that means you're gay
>>571875006Cutest tomboy...
>>571875037but who is gayer? the one giving or the one receiving?
>>571874957What's crazy about this?
is this the yuri thread
>>571874960lost in the catboxpocalypse
>>571874358Why would I have a G rank UmaWhat benefit does that even give?
>>571875006need to start doing story careers again so i can actually get hotspringsfuck mant
SSSSSSHAIIIIII SHAISHAIIIIII
>>571874358I'm using my CM aces
>>571875006she's the type that hold your hands and interlock her fingers with you during nakadashi
Yuri?
>>571874629what's with the targeted attack
I just realized something
>this is what UMADash is doing
>>571874215ZAMN /uma/ looks like this?
>train end closer>kita immediately gives out dodging danger on turn 2>train front>ANYTHING but DD for several careers
what is the actual reason to even use the G uraras I don't think I understand
last borrow before I have to queueplease don't fuck up please don't fuck up please don't fuck up
>>571875523You don't use that many gold to race and the teams you find are shit, since you can replace who runs, you're beating a team of G umas with a SS uma.
>>571874215why are guys so fucking bad with wigs absolute retard at least give it a try instead of just putting shit on immediately god damn
this game's cooked
We need playable black umas
>>571875479pathetic
YOU'RE GOING TO END MY CAREER AS A TRAINERWHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>571875479ew pokemonalso, did other clubs' members crossdress?
7 and you get 3rd place in this CM
>>571875767yeah but I don't stream or take pics
>>571875479I wish I could cosplay Curren but I think it would be too expensive for me to buy the cosplay since I'm SEA
>>571875830What you're saying is that I will qualifiy for finals?
>he doesn't cosplay his traineengmi
>>571875479You sound jealous.
>>571875865We need to know what club is the most competent THOUGH
>>571875723relax, that's normal in that world
7 and everyone in this thread ends in A 1st place
>>571875479UMADASH bros? Our response?
>>571876004>shiAIIIEEEEE BRONZE
>>571876004this but B 3rd
>>571875984Imagine V dressed as NTR
7 and everyone gets 3rd place in B finals
Can't wait for the LA event so I can cosplay a cute uma and get fucked
>>571876113Isn't he like mega overweight no thank you
Now you remember Almondanchou's umafans cosplay pics>>571876113>SEA>brown>so fat her needed surgeryI don't want to imagine that
>>571875479Uma&Co bros... where is our hero?>>571876113Not V though.
peak
7 and everyone has to be nice for the rest of the month!
>>571875723You're more likely to get fired if you don't date your trainee(s) nglNot every uma can be a winner but every uma sure as hell can produce more umas that could be winners, yes I'm also talking about mob umas, in-universe
>>571874358Asking for the 3rd time, How do you even get G rank umas? With B parents I get to F rank before Maiden races.
>>571876113>he doesn't rememberhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/569404992/#q569423747
>wants to make a sprint Sweepy>needs 10*sprint sparks+1*long spark>mfw all the good late surgers parents can't give sprint sparks
>>571876248i watch this dude regularly and his stream often buffers because apparently he’s from fucking south africa
>>571876291what the fuck does that even meanhow does that relate to the trainer job description
>>5718762507 and matikane is shit forever
>>571876370You need to train and fail training every time so you lose stats. You want 1/1/1/1/1 stats
What if I decide to remain clueless and do the event starting with strong umas instead of G like a sincere player, what's the difference will it make?
>>571876393He literally wishes he could look like this
>>571876370bwo your starter umas??????
>>571876370take R cards that don't give starting statskeep mashing training at zero energy to fail and lose statstake skill hints instead of stats when presented the option and don't buy skills
>>571876393Huh? This is cute though. Why did you niggers tell he's fat.
>>571876370>he glued his G daiwa scarlet when starting his tutorial
>>571876478Pls be nicer.
>>571876393That's Umama though
>>571875893time to learn to sew
>>571875893Chink cosplays cost like one Jollibee meal
30 degrees inside at night nowi want to die
>>571877003just get an AC broa fan even
>>571876716Why would he cosplay as NTR?
>>571877117It's illegal to own an AC in England
>>571877003Its 32 in my bedroom right now. Luckily the fan is enough to keep me cool
Neicha...
>>571877350wtf
>>571877375that trainer is the town bicycle of Tracen
>>571877261to seduce V
a solid 25 and windy here
I love my beautiful wife Tachyon
>>571877626shinko
All of you complaining about hot weather are lying, it's only 17 degrees here
>>571877626rape biblos
>>571875723It's fine as long as you don't impregnate her while she's an active racer
Curren WhoreOne for each distance right?
You guys all call her "KWABoli" or whatever but you'd fold the moment she tried to scout you into being her torena-san.
>>571876291You're making it sound like Tracen is a match making avenue-first, educational and athlete center-second
>>571878082virgin anon...
>>571877790Made for nakadashi with hand-holding + interlocked fingers, kissing, and whispered confessions of love.
>>571878082I'll send her to Europe by herself.
>>571878082For me its silly symboli
>>571878082The fact I would cum the moment she gestured me over and called me puppy-chan only means we're both losers
>>571877945it was 34 here in afternoon
You're very knowledgeable about treatment methods, Ardan.
>>571878074you only need one rank G apparently
>>571878225I don't remember Fenomeno being this big...
>>571878391You are complaining for 34? It was 40 here
>>571878074You only need 1 uma to be your team rep.
>>571874215danchou you LIEDShanaha is not in our club, he's not himI got excited for nothing, curse you
>>571878476>>571878734Sounds good, thanks
is anyone here happy with their life?
>>571878835Yes!
Is there a tutorial for using Throne? I have never used a group card and I'm a real life witlet
>>571878835I'm never happy regardless of actual state of things
>>571878835yes
>>571878835I should be in theory but my brain is broken and stupid
>>571874358what are you talking about?
>>571878835I'm sort of happy with my life.
>>571878835my life has been a loop of that one sinatra song about lifedon't know if happy but my life has been fun and interesting to say the least
>>571874215Umama could never
I ordered a $200 headrest for my $2000 chair. Be kind to yourself.
>>571878835I was happy with my life last year then I developed a chronic headache/migraine that hasn't gone away in 9 months and now I'm thinking about killing myself
>>571878835Happy?IdkSatisfied, kinda? I need more money thoughWhat does this have to do with umamusume?
orenji
>>571874215he's finally doing the cm races, I can watch now>>571879258you should get that checked bwo
>>571879180I'd like to, but there aren't any ACs available to buy, so I have to suffer as a europoorMy room is VERY hot thanks to my expensive PC
>>571878835I am constantly about 2 or 3 steps away from killing myself
Stillfags are losers
>>571879258What's the cause?t. have headaches for like 10 years, nearly kms'd in 2020
looking at uma art makes me constantly horny I need to stop (for a bit)
>>571879338hi
>>571878835Plan S is always on the back of my mind
>>571879445
>>571876370
>>571879307can I rape her instead
>>571878835I will never be happy. I am cursed with greed despite having no ambitions, always feeling I need more but I don't know what I need.
>>571879547>Ningen woman wants to see a man kiss his trianeeThat's kind of gay sis.
>>571879547
>>571878835+no job, plenty of money, physically fit-live with parents, balding, no romantic prospects, meaningless consumerist delights do not provide purposeit could certainly be far worse
>>571876370Borrow G parents
>>571879732How is living with your parents a -
>>571879328>you should get that checked bwowhat makes you think I haven't seen half a dozen doctors who have all just said idk lol must be stressgot an mri that ruled out a brain tumor at least>>571879414>What's the cause?wouldn't I like to know
Imagine everyone choosing Urara as G rank uma, defeating the whole point of collecting umas
>>571879732I'm here but take out the money and fitness part and swap it out for filling fulfilled by my /tg/ and /v/ hobbies.
>>571879732how much money you talkin about
>>571876393The finger marks by the lightswitch speaks volumes
>unexplained migraineToday, I'll watch X-Files S06e02 "Drive."
>>571878640frenchbwo...
I want to fuck this mother and her daughter so badbut its so fucking hot inside and out and I lack the energy
failed to cap wit running 4 wit cards again award
>>571878835That is my problem. I am content, I want more
>>571880090Watch True Detective season 1
>>571879852>wouldn't I like to knowwell yeah makes sense, i had to waste a lot of time and money until niggerdoctors stopped making shit up>must be stressyeah they're just saying that you're making it up :)Anyway, if our situations are at least somewhat similar you'll get used to all but the most extreme pain that makes you bedridden
UG whaletards running umas with Firm Course menace. yes I am morally bankrupt by using x-oguri but it's a rape or be raped world
is anyone here actually rolling for throne or are we all flying like vultures to the first whale that MLBs it
depressing unc hours again
>>571880245>>571880090watching TV with FineMo
>>571878835this >>571879732except for the plenty of money part, third world middle class is just barely ok
>>571880090live
>>571880337I'm praying on of the leviathans I already follow will pull
Deploy ze falco
>>571880245I never watched True Detective so maybe I will!
>>571879732I'm this guy except I have a job and a little tubbyRomance feels mostly out of the question so I'm hoping that I can at least make a decent mark on the human world before I die alone
>>571880337i'm saving for summer goldshi
>>571880575whale
>>571880505Season 1 is the best season of telivision ever made. Season 2 is pretty polarizing and season 3 is okay. Season 4 is dogshit
>>571869764I want to protecc and hug this uma
>>571879258take some tylenol dude
>>571880337i will not use it anyway
>>571879732i posted this
you were not supposed to win...
>>571879258Hmmm I think you should drink more water
>>571880341Game(s) suckLife sucksAll of us are agingEvery hour is a depressing unc hour
Thoughts?
>>571880781Don't say that. You know deep down you wanted her to win
>>571879258>>571879852Bruxism? Sometimes it's something muscle related like that. I hope you get better.t. trying hard to not clench my teeth constantly after noticing I have https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buccal_exostosis
I ONLY TOOK THREE SSRS AND STILL NONE OF THEM FINISHED THEIR EVENT CHAINS NOT A SINGLE FUCKING ONE JUST LAST TIME ONLY ONE FINISHED I'M GOING FUCKING INSANE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING NIGGER SHIT AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I HATE IT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>571875479why would you do this? log onto 4chan just to tell lies? there is a youtuber in our club but he's not streaming right now and Shanaha is not himget better bait, you dishonest piece of shit
>>571880962stinky umapyoi with the brown frenchie
>>571881240not those anons but I've lived with bruxism and TMJ issues for years until I got my teeth fixed and the headaches were not as bad as a real migraine, an ear condition would make more sense if it's not the brain or high blood pressuret. vibe doctor
>>571880104This is hell without an AC
>>571880997it's true, I felt immense guilt making her a debuffer so I didn't bother trying for Med S.
>>571880962Sex with Montjeu while Eru watches
>>571880997my paizuri slave
>>571881598God is finally following through on his promise to the world
finished my last 5 failed ace runstime to queue
>>571881591
>>571881598meh, I grew up in the American Midwest with no AC, it would routinely hit 40-42 C in the summer afternoons, humidity levels being 75-80%. You get used to it.
>>571881805it's okay it's Little Timmy Torena hours, I just did my last two entries and aside from one guy with UG's it was all S+ and SS SOVL lobbies.
>>571878225fenomilk...
>>571881952Damn, you were POOR poor
>>571882089no, we were comfortably middle-class. We just lived in an old farmhouse that didn't have central air. uma musume
>>571881958well my first race went wellmaybe it won't be so bad
>>571878835I've been very depressed for a very long time and wanted to kill myself often but things have slowly been improving and even if they're not great and I have little hope for the future I don't always want things to end now. Only sometimes.
>>571881598I'd laugh at your misfortune but I know that's gonna be me in italy soon enough
>He queued?
with the upcoming goldcity buffis she a better ace than grasswonder for miles?
>>571882279only the description got buffed the uma will remain the same
>we were comfortably middle class>we just lived in the midwest in a rotting old barnhouse without any ac or running waterit's really true that everyone thinks the circumstances they grew up in were middle class
>>571875479I thought rudolf was holding a TF2 rocket launcher...
>>571882279Sorry you have to buy a $5 monthly pass to unlock the buffs, Cygames needs more money
>>571880962I like the small one more
>>571874358Someone explain what this post meansPLEASE!
Is it okay i put best in japan on a sprint uma for commanda spe?
>>571882430nigger if a father earning $85k in 2002 wasn't middle class then I don't know what's warped your mind
>>571878225
>>571882653cutezo
>>571882653You will know in 2 hours anyway
>>571883114I'm going to bed in 1 hourwill it be revealed to me in a dream
I had mapo tofu today
>so how are you this fast?>ouh! sexsu with trainer des!!!What the FUCK.... why is she trying to get me fired....
>>571882236pretty much. things suck but they've been sucking since forever, so yeah
>>571883308got a recipe?I've been wanting to learn to make mapo dofu so I could pretend to be like kotomine
"Director Akikawa can fucking GET IT!!!"-Note pinned to the Tracen Academy announcement board by an anonymous trainer
>>571878225Fenomenchanter
>>571883114I GANT WAIT DAT LONG WAAAAAH!!!!
>>571882439
lol
Hey guysDoes anyone have a throne career schedule?
>>571883968Yes
oh no
>>571883968no
>>571883532What Kotomine eats is not mapo tofu. It is like one of those restaurants that have spice levels that go up to 20 and he always orders 20. You would not survive.
Does G+ work? Motherfucker kept getting practice perfect and getting 74% training to work
>>571883968last date before summerdone
What if Throne being bad is a gaslight just like how Ayabe Guts being good was a gaslight
>>571884119I said pretend...
>>571883308I get that from my local japanese grocery store deli and it's always good. no chinese restaurant around here actually serves it though, which I thought was weird.>>571883532make sure you don't use too much meat or you'll ruin it like I did when I tried to make it
>>571884139sovl overload
>>571883968I wanna suckle
>>571884310who says Thrones is bad? If you have Finemo MLB, Thrones looks pretty good. Guts builds seem to be mostly a meme, though, so Ayabe being amazing seems to be overblown.
So why should I not just use a good uma instead of G+?
I'm not remaking my xoggy with throne, what we got is what we use to go all out.Remaking umas sounds gay.
https://x.com/kashiyuki_yuki/status/2070110003264938350/photo/1
>>571884668G umas make it braindead easyThe event sounds fun so I'll collect normal umas to make good teams, G tier races sound like the flatliner option
>>571884668for what event?what are you talking about?
>Summer>4 turns of consecutive power rainbows
>>571882369>>571882453Again, I don't see why there's this pessimism. So what if her ult changes in a week?
>Still two more months of MANTwhy even live...
All the tryhards are gonna remake their Aces with Throne before doing their races. So if you haven't gotten your 3 wins yesterday you should play right after reset to avoid the tryhards
>fuck your trainee broI'm a "trainer", not a "fucker"
>>571881332They have the exact same team rank (262784) and title.https://uma.moe/profile/834383003680
I just understood why you can't use throne in GL!
I am not attracted to middle schoolers with fat jiggly titties, stop jumping!
I'm already falling asleep before cm and throne. I should have joined umasumi
>>571885154>July 22 is two months awaya-anon........?
>>571885205>So if you haven't gotten your 3 wins yesterdaylmao no way anyone didn't qualify for round 2
>>571884694>not doing fan runs for club>not doing parent runsLike no need to play the game, thats not the problem. The problem is there's nothing to do considering every sweaty CM player has wait and see what the skill changes are before planning CM16 teams.
American Uma's WHEN???? I was promised an umarica scenario...
>>571885467Im gonna miss maruzensky Her getting replaced by suzuka is such a downgrade
>>571885698lollmao
>uma musume VAs are whores I'm this close to drop this game https://x.com/Spade_seiyu_dol/status/2070166855969603834
>>571882653Witgod is back from his sex- filed vacation. Check out his most recent video :^)
>>571885467maybe we can play the event instead of rolling with G umas
I like this little creature
>>571884310Throne is good though. It's just that Cygames, in their infinite jewness, released the card right before a new scenario where the new Pal card was mandatoryBut I guess you can try Throne + LH in Big Concert, let us know how it goes
>>571885404>jumpingIt's called umapyoi!
>>571885698NEVER EVER
>>571885991The point of GL is to collectq tokens by training and doing recreation with Light Hello to buy songs. Recreation with Throne is an action that doesn't give token which means you pretty much lose 5 turns just to get 3 turns of random friendship training
>>571885359>UMADash has not one but two youtubershuh. Today I learned something new. It's not him but it is himwell that's fine, too, I don't mind being wrong
>>571885790do it faggot
the fabric on my seat irritates my legs but its too hot to wear anything that eliminates contacti hate this
>>571886027Digitan would not say this.
>>571885359doxGOD
>umadash is the new mamborofl
>>571884658bourbon milk
>>571886006Any anons that bounce like this?
post something tasty
UmaDash confirmed dicksword tranny club?
>>571885359Kek. There's the drama on Umadash. That leaves Dacchis as the only A+ club without a REAL drama.
>>571886815why is it drama that one of their member streams that's silly
>>571885359UMADash...
>>571885359So they're the ones pushing for all the sloptuber shit
You all talk like women about cliques and shitWhat the fuck are you retards doing
>>571887045/vt/ browns pollute this thread, better ignore them.
>>571886390put a bath tower over it dumass, your skid mark is goin to ruin it
Just let the dude stream, jeez
>>571881332Get fucked retard
>>571887045>What the fuck are you retards doingMy best
>>571886928>>571887045Shana (UmaDash member) is vt? https://x.com/Shanaha_VT
>>571886751
>>571884368I dunno how authentic your Japanese place is but authentic Szechuan mapo tofu has a numbing quality to it that contrasts with the heat of the food.
>TrannyDASH damage control
throne bad feels like a massive gaslight. might do a cheeky tenner on it in case it is
>>571887280my paizuri slave
>>571887141I don't leave skid marks in fact I wash my anus quite thoroughly inside and out when I shower
>>571885441that's my daring gf tact
>>571887395do a cheeky spark or two you never know
I'm seeing Shooting for Victory on multiple frontrunners and i dont know if im retarded or why this is even hereWhats going on
hehe...
>>571887280is that really what 13 year olds look like
Germany-Ecuador quite kino so far, glad its not a shit match so I have something to kill the time until everything releases
>>571887528They think that their front in 3rd place can somehow catch up to a front in 1st place that activated angling
>>571887640wrong thread retard
is 1LB enough for throne?
>>571887614uma 13 year olds. How old is nishino anyway ToT
>>571887528sharting for victory can proc if your front isnt 1st but that usually means you are fucking losing
>>571887685But even as a backup acceleration SfV can't fire until several seconds into the spurtIt shouldnt do anything even in best case scenario... right?
>>571887614In Tracen? Yes.
I just ate the tastiest chicken stew I have made, I poured it over rice and just devoured it my mouth is hot and full of spice it took less than 2 minutes to finish eating, I should've made moreUmamusume
>>571887692NyoFuck off killjoy
>>571887692It's the right thread actually. Everyone else is talking about food or club drama anyways
Is this the end for No. 7 Oguri Cap?!
>>571887696Nonnies said 1LB is enough for pal cards
>>571887979>>571888002>>>/sp/
>XOg whiffed her position-independent recoveries three races in a rowthis isnt like Aries at all
>>571888096>>>/vm/
Do you feel like marrying Mr. C.B yet?
>>571888096*pisses down you're pants*
boysex
>>571887890well... aren't you gonna share the recipe?
>>571888154uma2 oguri time
when is the next paid uma selector
