Prev: >>572029443>Global Game NewsMain Story Finale Part 2 is out!Timeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Air Shakur (3*), Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR Matikanetannhauser, SSR Air Groove, SR Gold City, SSR Throne, SR El Condor PasaCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Aim for the Stars! Dream Team>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg (embed)06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Curren Bouquetd'or (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
we love blondies here
>almost got raped by grass when they met again>hates mares>most famous children are mares>hates chestnuts>only g1 son is a chesnut who avenged him at kkk show>kicked the shit out of air groove>bit by stego and lost because of itREAL Spe is genuinely the funniest horse i've ever seen
>>572050543too bad her trainer is retarded
any nonnies...?
>my trainer didn't get 3 wins
>>572050391
When is Full Throttle worth taking? Is it ever worth taking? If your run gave you too much stamina?
frontchuds will know pain next CM
for me it's spe the dober simp
holy shit almost all fronts soulful lobby
>>572050758yes, dumbass
>>572050631
>>572050758Sprints
>>572050758If you've got 150+ stamina over the threshold then it's worth taking
Soon
>the dahby image is actually bkubyou know i never noticed because of how distorted it got
>>572050819actually die holy cancer I hope you get gold bitch cucked ass strategy HGAHAHA RUN 3 FRONTS BECAUSE IM FUCKING GAY AND DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE PARENTS WISE LAZY neigher god I hate you
>>572050714
Tachyon LOVE
What's the problem with 3 front runners? If you just make a really strong uma you will always catch up
>>572051007The dahby sucks
>>572051109Tachyon SEX
>>572050758it's always worth taking if you can spare ityou can spare it if you're 3 whites or 1 gold heal over the stamina requirements (including just taking those heals to use it)
>>572051180it's just braindead as fuck same 3 runs no variety glad I only run 2 at most
>>572050703Don't call them nonnies, bro..
>>572051196
>>572051180unless you need to be 3rd to catch upor 5th and your other opponent is running 2 fronts/pacesseeing the problem?
when did oguri become the new agp uma
>>572051381Daiwa wouldn't do this...
>3 fronts is bad>t. 1 pace 2 latesMy rooms are shit because of you two it's always some lopsided 5 front or 6 backliners lobby
>>572051381scary...
>>572051434it's not the problem because it's 3x times quicker to make a non-front ace.
>>572051468she raped me...
>>572051434No I don't because a really strong uma will always move up and eat the weaker front runners to be where they need to be
>>572051468Daiwa would do this and she would use a taser
Today's Fortune: If you are a trainer, you need to have unprotected sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation with Matakanefukukitaru. Then you'll be lucky for the rest of your life.
>>572051523that's why the based setup is 2 front 1 late so everyone can be happy2 ensures your safety but 3 is just FUUAHUFWHAUIFWAHF
>>572051536that's completely unrelated to what anon was claiming>>572051574except the game literally won't let you
>>572051275Why did you post an image of nothing but the same color as the default background?
>>572051249Both? Both is good
Stego cute.
>>572051636bwo has never seen a xoguri pass 3 front runners after position keep and sniff the remaining 2 fronts' asses
>>572051523The true SOVL format is 1 front 1 pace and 1 late/end. A true honest composition.
>>572051529Curren should be this big
mamechin...
>>572051574>>572051837>my example? the insular pace chaser who has to sniff her own fart three timesNow try doing that as a late/end on a 6 front lobby
>>572051883
OG bobo is kind of underrated tbdesu
>>572051867I will do this after the update since solo front isn't as fucked anymore
Graded A Finals.
>Mind has been warped by all of the "Uma rapes Torena" and Umapyoi jokes>Now I can't stop giggling at fucking skill names like "Preferred Position" and "Refraction arc"It's joever for me
>>572051968You've convinced me
>>572052143>Refraction arcFuck you now I can't unsee
>>572052140Cute JourneyGrats
>>572052140No one cares tranny
>>572051617>7I-I see...
>>572051967>Now try doing that as a late/end on a 6 front lobbyBut I don't want to lose, I want to beat a 6 front runner lobby
>>572051867I only won with that comp 2/5 times when I tried it.
if you run xoguri and 2 dominators you're a fag and you should quit the game
>triple frontThis is bait
Reposting, didn't notice the new bread.What are common three uma loops that give you good general coverage as parents or grandparents? The only one I seem to see most commonly is Seiun/VBourb/SMaru for a front runner core set and just making sure they all have, at the very minimum Groundwork and I guess Ignited Wit if you can loop it in from a borrow.What about for the other roles? I'm guessing something like Taiki Nishino for Pace and Ryan Dober for LS/EC, but what would go in the third for general coverage?
>>572052143Fuck you now it's in my head too
>>572052286Don't deny your future.
>>572050391I HATE THESE DIRTY NIPSI HAVENT EVEN RACED TODAY
>>572052143>Refraction arci don geddit
>>572052629because it hasn't reset, dumbass
The Uma x Pacific collab is insaneThis is the tiniest piece of clothings on official arts never seen since Summer Maruzensky
grass...
>>572052629Looks like you gotta do it after reset but before mission refresh gwo
>>572052391>his definition of strong is having a perfect acceleration and carryoverThen it's not any "really strong uma will always move up", it's a singular one. Your only chance is either making a front yourself or running the hog.
>>572052691a curse from the heavens, makes men unable to have infinite sex like women
Reminder that the JP posters here are absolutely subhuman trash at the game yet can't stop attention whoring
>>572052520>2 crutch debuffers and undoubtedly the strongest uma made for hanshin 2200m>vs 3 honest aces>somehow the latter is frowned upon more
>senior year JanuaryHoly shit, my speed.Although no groundwork or medium S yet, and I don't think I'm getting enough stamina..
>>572052696If daily reset aint itIf CM reset aint itWhen the fuck is it resetting fucking Cyjews cocksucker>>572052809Damn this is real annoying so Im bricked? I usually play near the reset on weekdays
>>572052984Life hax: just tie it up
MAMBO MATSURI
Explain why you hate this adorable uma without sounding mad
>>572053196Fatass
>>572053196because she turns me on
>>572053196I don't hate her. I want to kiss her forehead and take her to a 90s Pizza Hutt with the special glasses and watch my paycheck disappear.
>>572053196Is her pussy hair also gray?
>>572053196I can't inherit TPulse on XOguri without tanking my affinity
>>572052691refractory period
>>572053196no one actually hates her
>>572052453I queued at reset to give other people a chance, I'm trying to be less evil when I can.
>>572053196>hateShe is just dull, all of her friends have more personality than her ie. Tama
As a new trainer, should I join the Mejiro family or the Satono family?
>>572053196if losing, win
>>572053196I don't hate her, I hate the trainers who only field her when they can get away with 777 and cygames for making such a idiotic skill.
>>572052761Why do we have to wait for 4th Anniversary for Grass' matching outfit...
>>572053196she makes a weird hoohooheehee noise sometimes
>>572053331it's the only part still black
>>572052453>triple frontdie verminbitch asswheelchair assfuckheadbitchBTIHCnice kita tho
>>572053508If winning, win harder.
>>572053196Because I can't stop being aroused by her legs every time I see this screen.
>>572053196She hogs up all the autism that could've instead been used on other umas to make them do silly shit too.
>>572053361You can't post that without providing sauce
wow neo universe looks bad, disgusting actually
Fun fact: Tracen trainers are required to take supplements that drastically reduce the male refractory period. These are not given to the trainers directly, instead being mixed with their drinking water. The more you know.
>>572053478>jobbers A or B
after playing uma and learning Grays are different from a real White uma, i realized almost all "white horses" in films are actually grays THEY LIED TO ME
>>572053805You talking about the minerals they add to enhance the flavor of the water?
>>572053840LMAO GET TRICKED RETARD
>>572053865Something like that.
Has anybody seen Kitasan Black?
There's nothing wrong with being attracted to fillies
>>572053840Was Gandalf's Uma actually a Gray this whole time?
>>572054157hi im herehad to ditch for a while because you kept lookingcreepo
>>572053840shadowfraud bros...
>>572054157>Jan>1k powernigga what are you doing
>>572050543if only she wanted to fuck her torena...
Yae
>>572054175>>572054249Yes. https://lotr.fandom.com/wiki/Shadowfax
she's so juicy
>>572054258Marv and Vodka are glued to power. Meanwhile Kita has been MIA all run. FFS I got Fuku maxed out while she was still blue.
>>572051617>7why the fuck has shiraoki-sama been so horny lately?!!?!?!
>>572054394Umama...
>>572054394need
>>572054157>>572054258Kek this is like the first months of Uma where everyone thought to spam power on lates and endsWHERE THE FUCK IS OUR GLOBAL FIRST (1ST) ANNIVERSARY GIBS
>>572053196Too round and too dumb.
>>572054454kys
>>572054239Get a longer skirt, wtf are you doing??
>>572054573you're not supposed to actually look it's like a passive thing so you just take a glance and go nice then move on you don't keep looking
kitaposting should be bannable
>fronts>honest
Throne good or wat
>>572053005This would have been nice if I got Med S..
>>572054898>med aholy retard
>>572054898highroll card to make your 1/20 run stronger and make the other 19 worse
>feels the aura
>>572055072sex
>>572054327She normally looks so cool to the point where that outfit just looks fucking hilarious on her lmao. THIS is my martial artist uma??
>>572054779Only Umama is allowed to post Kita
>>572055043our MEISHO VILLAIN
>>572054898you overbaked this image bwo
kitasan black owes me sex
>>572055043Why is her Aura blue?
>are they starting to forget about me?
you are all dumb faggots
it's called pure passion because i want to fuck those umamusumes
>>572055369Nice burka lol
>>572055369mating press
>>572055326doto means strong waves or someshit
Umommy made history
>>572055405what is this chinese pandering
>>572055489Her fake laugh is annoying
>>572055612You just have a joyless life...
>>572055369>forgetting a mob charwho
I think I'm getting a hang of this CM thing
>>572050861so cute
purchasado
>>572055405do you not know what a burka is? or are you just saying things
>>572055043I want more serious and cool uma art
>>572055729I swear you're retarded
>>572055326>turbulent blue
MOONLIGHT SHO DEWA
uh oh V melty
>>572055696MY EYES
>>572055823You have all the power to prove me wrong otherwise but instead just call me a retard. I guess you really don't know what it is
>>572055884lmao this fucking retard will keep going on defending burkas on umas
>>572055839me on the right
>>572055839me on the left
>>572055839Me taking the picture and jacking off
>>572055839me
>>572055959ok show me what a burka is then
>>572054157The looks of horror as Kitasan Black went everywhere except speed. I didn't think speed this low was possible outside of parent runs.
>>572055884>>572056095Are you an underage tourist, this is 4chan you know. Most skin covered up = burkas.
>>572055875I need it...
>>572056138only /v/ermin like (You) call them that
>sold as the armpit uma>has the most juicy thighs after Daiwa and Tarumae>isn't lacking in the boob department either she really has it all
>>572055696I'm fine with this
I'm autistic and retardedWhich uma is for me?
>medium S runWHAT THE FUCK
>>572056138holy shit you are an actual retarded adult minor
https://discord.com/invite/sZp4qPyCQ
>>572056249most likely brown too
>>572056292hehehe eat shit xogger
>>572056279Me too but I've lucked into A 3 times in a row now.
>>572056396I'm already in
Nice burkas retards
>>572056396I'd join for fun if I actually knew what this was
Is V in the room with us?
>>572056292Get butchered you fat Hog.
>>572056539He was up bumping his thread past his bedtime.
>>572056292what are you watching anon
What happened to sweepyfag
>4x Sfucking lucky bastardlost to my hog anyways
>>572056679Busy coding for Eden
>>572056480Calstone fan club
>>572056396ah I think i know this server actually. the guy who owns it is a thai teenage youtuber. good for him, honestly.
>>572056834oh boring reddit club then
HAI HAI SEIUN SKY
>>572056865
>3x late start to the day, ez losses>beat a mega sweat right afterbleh
>>572055875I WANT THEM BOTH
>>572056426Need sweaty Dia humidifier now
>>572057104I'll take the plushes then
>try the meme strat>forgets to change the leader before racing>skip race>winsI should have watched
>>572057142nah fuck ningens m8 I want the plushies
>>572057051
WHAT THE FUCKSHE HAS NO ACCELSHE BARELY HAS VELOCITY SKILLSHow is this even remotely possible? 2 xoguris activated their ults, smaru angling, there was a gold ship too.
she says atashi and i instantly want to fuck her what am i
>>572057243>S+ aces
>Try to build a better Hoguri since mine became a silver collector>Try to get past Junior year without spending 4 clocks>Fail miserably to the point I end 4 runs abruptly in a row>Can no longer use guest Umas to inherit shitFucking unbelievable.
>>572057243downhill mode
>>572057243sometimes it just makes no sense.
>>572055405I googled Chinese dress and I got sexy qipao, what is this called anyway?
why does she do this stupid pose
>>572056396I know what you are..
>>572057392topro
SIXDOMS
>>572057416ew
>>572057398She's making a flower motion you stupid retard faggot 2digitIQ homosexualShe's called Nishino FLOWER
>>572054327tenderly kissing Yaeno Muteki on the lips
>>572057509I say this
>>572057509my pov
>>572057416is that umagram?
>>572057482huh? how is there spe commander?
>>572057629that's umatube.
>>572057243I'm surprised you guys aren't bitching more about the downhill witchecks. That shit is pretty broken and results in wins like this.
>>572057243EL PHANTASMO TRIOS CHAMPION
>>572057243RNG game
>>572057509My kitawife
>>572057676you can choose any costume that you own
>>572057676Bwo... The supreme racist is out
Do I need gourmand with this stam
>a pair of fronts gap 2 full teams of lates/ends more news at 11
>>572057809>>572057806i didnt realize it was out, nor how you get it, its not gacha, right? havent seen it talked about much
>>572055679You're easily amused
>>572057509She's 16
>>572057887yeah
>>572057482>late zog
DIE PAYPIGS DIEI FUCKING QUALIFIED TO GROUP AIm ready for my 3rd place gibs
>>572057486did I do something wrong? what is the "ew" directed to?
>>572057928>dom user
she looks so fucking chubby and retarded
>>572057905Yeah it isn't gacha>havent seen it talked about muchIt's been talked about whole 3 threads yesterday or at least the main story
>>572057920children away from a full family?
>>572057905You inherit spe with your uma that has the "Best In Japan" skill.
>>572057972I'll keep using your ass wonder
>Pour dozens of hours into making a strong Gemini team>Fucked out of A Final, time and effort is wasted clubbing seals in B>Do a handful of runs to cobble together a half-ass janky team for Cancer>...
>>572057887probably not honestly, but personally id be paranoid enough to get it. Why risk wasting such a roll. (my rudlph/tach with 0 recoveries and 600 stam from the last med are surviving, even placing weirdly well often)
>>572057972>umama
>>572057992yes
>>572057945no not you sorry but the thing you posted like everything about it it's so normalfag and autistic I can perfectly imagine what this chink looks like and it's gross to think about
shikoshiko
>>572057972I need Grass Wonder to dominate my penis with huge ass
>>572057905Do a run with Sirius using Spechud in MANT. Get Best in Japan, and then finish the career with 800 stam or above to unlock the Supreme Racist outfit
>>572058060>have to waste 30tp to unlock racist spedwhy
>>572055043>guts srdoto where is your shorts
Been a long while since i got 5/5 in round A (maybe the cm before sprint?). In fact, my xog is 7-3 with all 3 losses being late starts. My secret? she has a pretty mediocre midrace but GW is seriously letting her beat stronger xogs
>>572058169lower access hatch
throne sitting on my face
>>572058249yeah i don't know haha, i prefer wasting 30k carats
>>572058069>>572058191need big nonny **** to keep me in check...
>>572058240wrong. pick anyone you want and use team sirius, MANT not required. buy the Best in Japan skill from end of team events on that uma and then at the last story chapter select that uma for spechud to get inheritance from and watch the scripted loss turn into a scripted win
>>572058060okay not worth the trouble
>not a single ssr chain out of 5 finished
>>572058169>>572058290>ugly tomboy
I don't understand why i keep losing, is this the hardest CM ever? I only won once this round
>>572058483>blind homosexual
>>572058494that was previous cm
>>572058456just do a URA speedrun with sirius card its the easiest thing ever
>>572058456sweepy correction required
https://x.com/FliiFyre/status/2070222237840326780
Laisu big butt
>>572058650me on the right
>>572058524Tomboys aren't cute.
>Racist Spe is supposed to be good for Arima Kinen when that's the place she got raped by Ass Wonder
>we didn't get anything for the anniversaryis that how it isI'm going to sleep whoever comes with me will have a nice time, goodnight /uma/
>>572051610hot...
>>572058717Go be trans somewhere else.
>>572058791cys not really gonna do much they cant just backport. Plus, jp might whine if we get double gibs
post your best headliners from today
>>572058812imagine the mad sex
>>572058875your maru has saggy tits anon
>>572058875>lesbian hagFuck off
hoohooheehee
>>572058872More like they have to bother with the game if they want to give us gibs. They can't even bother banning cheaters with hacked umas
>>572058921>using ai to copy EboraHilarious given that cunt uses Ai himself
>>572058921I want to massage her blooming blossoms
>>572058875>not rushing into the next race to keep your streak alive
>>572057243Don't you love Downhill mode gwo?
>>572058812If my trainee had tits as fat as that and shows her panties strings like that, I would do anything in my power to get raped by her.
It's a summertime miracle
if i think the career is doomed and i even forgot to buy before shop expired that means it gets med S but will then disappoint to the end
>>572058875heres one from yesterday
>>572059018Doesn't look like AI to me
>>572058812this is Curren's fault btw
>>572058875Proud of her.
>>572058812uuuh who is she talking to i don't get it
>>572059228What exactly did my angelic trainee do?
>>572058875
>>572059316Prostitution
>>572059316look at the pictures on the wall bro
>>572059164look at the inner star
>no mention of downhill mode the few weeks before CM>suddenly everyone says it's super relevantWhat else are you guys hiding from me
what would you do in this situation?
>>572059129whats the bigger miracle, that a summer spe won, or that there's 2 spe likers in the same room? That seems nigh impossible.
>use the same 3-4 umas for everything>all my parents are inbred with the trainee as grandparentsI hate parent farming, I can barely do 1 MANT run per day. how over is it
>>572059540it's ok she's chasing off other umas after my cock
>>572059540think about dying so same as usual
CAN'T KEEP ME DOWN
>>572058812Ok but which Uma would actually act like this?
>>572059540>she's shooting monkeysLet her continue
>>572059596you could reuse old ura parents after next week's patch
>>572059659all of them
>>572059454I don't see Curren? Its me standing there, wearing fake horse ears and shitting.
>>572058875SUPREME RACIST
>>572059540>holding the barrelTeio ffs
>>572059748How many chestnuts did she raped?
>>572059512that's just the artist's style tho https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=xxskreamlo87809none of his drawings look generated to me but artists are probably internalizing AI-isms at this point just like people start speaking like AIs after being exposed to chatbots so maybe that's bugging you
>>572058875>evil intimidating dominators in the back
>>572059817Bourbon and Dia that match unless they're not chesnuts
>>572059521>Getting a big hug from me>Hehe jkWhy is she like this?
>>572059967>gyaruKill yourself
>>572060067>powerlet
>>572058651very naisu
>>572059976bourbon was a chestnut, but dia is a brown horse
>>572058651
>>572060065Rude
>>572058812So who is she shocking with the stun gun? I always assumed it was self-harm, but the more I look at it the more I think Trainer was in the next room listening to the whole crashout and she shocked him as he was making a move for the door.
>>572060198I need to up my color game
>>572060337She's obviously going to taser her trainer and rape him and marry him forcefully.Umas won.
>>572060337it's the zonethe rape zone
>>572060337Do tasers work on Umas?
downhill mode?pace down mechanics?dueling?i just want to sprint for god's sake!
>>572060561Probably except to Tamamo. It powers her up
1/2/1/0 today. I dont think I know how to train anymore. My umas just lose for reasons I don't understand. My fronts win the groundwork duel every time but then vbobo just walks up in front of them midrace. Does groundwork even matter anymore? My lates don't do anything, my pacers don't do anything. I'm tired boss.
>>572060561>tase an uma>they just look at you for a bit
>>572060613The Amazing Digitan Circus...
>>572060291>cumdumpster
>>572060885me
the only race track for real niigas
>>572060848I could take her anytime
>>572060561>tfw your torena hits you with that dollar store pepper spray
>my sweepy sus score is risingbut why?I have even less fan output than usual during these last few days
>>572060706the cold truth is youre using weak umas. Those umas require whale decks to outperform decent umas with far superior kits. You can generally only oshi game outside of meta/side-meta umas with piggin', sweatin' and/or both.
>>572060065
btw do umas with no dirt sparks get fucked by the dirt to turf transitions in the american races? jp bwos?
>>572061019YWNBAU
they need to just fucking ban dominator holy shit
>>572061229iwnbayabe how do i cope
>>572061183
>>572060954>for real niigasyou mean for w. curren
>Go 1-4 with Biwa/Natie/Sweep in two tickets>Decide to plug in my Aries winner Seiun Sky over Sweep because I'm desperateIt wasn't even entirely Sky, Natie won two and Biwa won one. I'll run Sweepy again another day (hopefully with Marvey alongside her)
>>572061262realyour umas are probably shit but still true
It's Over
>>572060706paces currently don't do anything and will never winlates need to gamble and hit everything to win and even then it's still only a chancegroundwork is necessary just to compete because everyone else has it, but v.bourbon will always have better midrace than you and will likely pass youwe'll be free of this dogshit meta briefly since the next CM is sprint, but then rev up your fryers for the first THREE CMs of grand live to be oguri and front cityat least paces will be somewhat viable in some of those because determined descent works as an accel
Anmut wins Fukushuma 5th Race
>>572061174nta but i still feel a little bamboozled prioritizing dumping on Nishino Flower as a potential forever parent versus burning that carat reserve on Choco Bobo insteadI'm fucking lucky i have a XOg to ride the meta slot while i have fun training lates that can all at least contribute with a guaranteed Tether from Wedding Kawakami
>>572061369Why do you type like a troon
>>572061297
>>572061229that's what the government WANTS you to think.
>only loses when there's lucky pace hogThat's it I'm bringing me front
>>572061486how does a troon type like
>>572061486he pulled on the hrt banner and sparked it
>>572050543yes I do yes I doyes I do
>>572061461I just realized. How warm is Kitas umanko
>>572061486why are you thinking about our transfrens
>>572050543>>572061601>Coal Shitty
Kita truly is the perfect GF
Can you fags stop bumping the other thread?
>>572061601I CAN SEE IT
>>572061453we haven't had a track yet for flower. I believe her ult is very finnicky on many tracks, but quite strong on others (did not work well last cm) - last i saw she's still a meta parent in jp because of it. (several year one umas are cuz uniques get so convoluted)unrelated, i havent' wanted to train fronts in MANT so im still holding on the selector, could go for VB or dober. (have camp dober, but og dober parent..)
>>572060706>Does groundwork even matter anymore?I've learned the hard way in Gemini 2 that it's not only Groundwork, but also Taking The Lead to gain a big advantage. If VBobo is being ran, she also kind of needs Leader's Pride since Early Lead being free won't be enough for front battles. But if VBobo is still somehow doing that without Leader's Pride, that's just bad RNG along with her having Escape Artist built in, sorry orenj bwo.>My lates don't do anythingOn Your Left and From The Brink are not reliable abilities, especially not now for OYL and you aren't running someone like Spechud who'd have some kind of shot with a reliable late game accel in her ult>my pacers don't do anythingThey're not named XOguri for this track.
Princess Atsuko wins Hakodate 6th race
>>572061785No
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>572061873can you make your AIslop less obvious?
>>572061873I DO THIS WITH HIM
>>572061852special milk!?
>>572061872>bites your dick offGwo...
>>572061963>>>/y/
>>572061024I NEED to kiss Specute
>>572061995what
>>572062004why did you spoiler an image of a mob uma
SPECHUD HATE
>>572062004New uma
>>572060706do you have movement skills?which starting game?
>first over 19k uma>completely worthless because I didn't get the correct skillsFFFFFFUCK
>>572062128me on the right and him
My trainee drained me over multiple years...
>>572061731me on the left
>>572062097FUCK YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1uS7K9o89k
>>572062391fag wonder....
>>572062391THE biggest ningen lover
>>572062262How many kids again?
This is still such a funny title. I would write another Ruler of Japan in the notes if it could fit
>>572062391So thos jealous grass comics were true?
>>572062258>>572062275The only uma I can see this type of anon as is Dober. She's the only one that's just enough of a loser to actually fit in with the type of people on here. The other umas are too sociable and outgoing to fit the bill.
This game has the best 3D cutscenes wtf
>got derby and yasuda kinen turns mixed up again awardDo I give up this medium S run
>girl umas
>>572060561Half the time they don't even work on humans. I'd rather be raped by a cute horsegirl than roll the dice on something like a taser that might just call an explosive anger outburst. Don't want my head to get smashed into pieces like a smoke detector that went off while I was cooking porkchops.
post something cute
>>572062651>Dober is the yurischizo
>>572062842something cute
That's it, I'm done with human women.
>>572062842hi
>>572062708How?! It's been 5 months. Your agendas???
>>572062708How
Vip Wolf wins Kokura 6th race
>>572062651>Dober>misandristAnon...
>>572062651>the only uma you can see your fellow anons as is a huge whore for cockanon?
>>572062842
>>572062984End closers are so cool, glad that M. Demuro won too
>>572062984Did Lucky Sparkle win? Just woke up
>>572063045>the only uma you can see your fellow anons as is a huge whore for cockHES RIGHT THOUGH
>>572063045it tracks, there are a lot of freaked out individuals here
>>572063084his race is in around 24 hours
kitasan black enjoys the company of fat balding old men in their mid to late 40s
>>572062887
>>572062992You have not played her story and based your entire opinion of her on the welfare support.
no one here actually wants to be an uma.
>>572063082>glad that M. Demuro won tooYeah, he needs those wins to get better rides
>>572063208this is correct>>572063268wrong
>>572063180Nice I can still bet on him
>>572063268What would you do if you got reincarnated as your oshi?
>>572063241Glad I don't have her, feminazis deserve the rope.
>>572063045Maybe they should stop being so horny all the time if they don't want to be seen that way.
>>572062708Holy shit I'm not the only one who does that. It sucks too much>>572062910For me, it happens because I was playing another agenda before. I did a lot of spr/mile careers which usually skips that day to run yasuda>G3sprint
Elan Vita wins Fukushima 6th race
>>572063398have sex with every trainer at the academy
>>572063332>>572063398>>>/r9k/
>>572062910I have nhk mile through takarazuka all scheduled in this agenda and I was distracted by a tasty looking training. I should probably just take out classic yasuda from this agenda.
>>572063268Other than the few super depressed ones I would happily incarnate as any of the playable umamusume just based on how much higher their objective quality of life is compared to mine (close friends and family, pro sports career, etc). According to /uma/ I even get to date another one since they're all lesbians.
>>572063541Thank you, I wouldn't have a chance otherwise
>4 3 2 4Round 2 feels better than round 1 for some reason
>>572063545What the actual fuck happened to that board
>>572063653no way, I'm sure my nonny is wonderful
>>572063681Same wtf
>>572063398Abuse my physical strength to kill people I don't like.And then kiss boys or something like that, probably.
>>572063579If I have energy + cupcakes I go nhk -> takarazuka nonstop. Else I do Takarazuka Classic Yasuda Senior.
>>572060561
>>572063398doesn't that imply I'd have to die first? wouldn't I just not remember anything?
>Blas Onepiece's little bro won his first race today
>>572063681>>572063813Game is so dead, huge chunks of sweats dropped the game that casuals can creep back in Group A.PVP balance is healing.More paypigs need to get slaughtered
>>572063924You bump your head and remember memories of your past life. Just like my isekai animes
>>572063268i'm literally mcqueen IRL
>>572063916>tranny hag
Daiwa Fatlet
>>572064021you will never be a desu-wa
>>572063946guess he's in
>>572064000well in that case, if I was reincarnated as my oshi, I'd probably work really hard to run in a big oval as fast as possible!
no really I need it so badly my thoughts are occupied by it 24/7 just one time please
>>572063991Wtf is that gif real...
>>572063398Run fast, drive fast, and start a breeding herd with my other favorite umas and whatever lucky bastard reincarnated as my trainer.
can you guys stop talking about being umas i just lost my agp nonny it's a vulnerable time for me
>2/2/2/2This has been the worst CM so far, there are no honest players left.
>>572064132stop thinking about food
>>572061873teio? sex
Do Advantage wins Hakodate 7th race
>>572063541Umama...
>>572064132calm down before you get corrected. maybe a fan run would help take the edge off?
>>572064209Curren Chan is such a fucking homewrecker wtf...
>>572063398Run fast. Ask every asahi hai winner to run with me in nakayama 1600m. Ask every derby winner to run with me in tokyo 2400m.
>>572064339
>>572062391
us ?
>>572064357no he would already do it
>>572064265I'm honest...in admitting that playing a cancer team for the Cancer Cup is an opportunity that I can't pass up.
>>572064246Have you tried checking between the couch pillows? Under the fridge? In your pocket maybe?
>the logo pop up animation for Aim for the Stars! is for some reason in 60fpsWhat
>>572063991What are you talking about it's all the casuals that got culled by MANT. Last CM was the steepest day 1 to day 2 difficulty jump I've ever seen. Every CM there's more rage directed at Hog because there are fewer shitters and oshi gamers watering down the ocean of buhi sweats.
>>572064428>Kentucky
>>572064246sorry nonny but there are a lot of us still>>572064265I'm honest>>572064279this too unironically im so fucking fat coded despite being normal fuck fuck>>572064386just correct me here idc I will fan run next month if the bond 11 stuff is real and assuming im still here>>572064460yes me on ghe right
would you guys still like me if i had a shit oshi?
>>572064484*She
>>572064537This CM is actually easy for whatever reason and I spent $0 on this kusoge beating UG umas, last few CMs I was relegated to Group B but now Im in Group A, Even saw S umas and A umas in Group A round 2 today that dude will go 0/40 lol
>>572064635Tell us who it is first.
>>572064240yeah that was me im fine now tho
The race BGM for this event is kino
>>572064635No, also your Uma is a disgusting whore
>>572064610Grass is from there too. She's NOT Japanese
>>572064635No get a better one.
>>572064760Deportation when?
>>572064725Tosen Jordan...
hey
Unironic blacklist when?
>>572064760I could tell just from the size of her huge ass
>>572064858She held the autumn tenno sho record for like a decade before the big Nox himself broke it, she's no chump
>>572064858>retarded gyaruNeck yourself
>>572064629>Stillrelevant because you are losing your mind
>>572064702yeah she umommy whatever, that whore
>>572064858That's a cute oshi
I really should stop training for cms. Watching nigger cattle use the same 5characters for 81races is an enjoyment vacuum.
>>572063442mawkeen would do this
>>572064997Git gud
Grass Wonder was born in Tokyo and grew up there.
HOLY SHIT I CAN GET THE FAMOUS MOBMA AND THE MOBMA IN UMA YURUTHIS EVENT IS ACTUALLY GREAT
You can only pick 1.
never used the sirius cardwtf is this shit I'm in pre-debut
>>572063442I don't watch divegrass, is Japan good?
>>572064865hey
>>572065198nyes, they're safe for now
>>572065154>yurislop>>>/u/
>>572065154Give me Seiun Sky.
>>572065154My brain says Grass but my heart also says Grass
...
>>572065154air jihad
>>572065294Here you go!
>>572064930Are you the first one on it?
wahey it's my birthday yay time to lose 2nd round
Hosho Lux wins Kokura 7th race
>>572065154el sexo pasa
>>572065390RuinedNever post again
>>572065346>sexiest woman who has ever lived >apparently you're not to lewd her
>>572065494happy birthday unc
>>572065304Here you go!
>those who did the event minigame early after new day misses out on the extra 5 tickets refresh on CM refreshFuck me I guess
>>572065381Here's your Air Jihad bro
>>572065154Gimme the chud
>>572065494you are not allowed to post helios anymore
>>572065390Post more fixed umasCan you give us Agnes Tachyon
>>572065587just do it tomorrow after ticket reset but before banner reset...
>>572065585That's a man
>>572065578about to go say THIS YEAR I REALLY WANT TO ENJOY G.W. three times in the mirror
>>572065525Here you go!
My trainee stole my sperm while I was sleeping
>>572065198
>>572065627but she's coming out soon tm>>572065572thank
Upper Water wins Fukushima 7th race
>>572065456Would you look at that, the faggot really does not want to be blacklisted
>>572065760Fuck off
>>572054164What do I get for breeding these two?
>>572065634Take it. It is all yours, my friend.
>>572065843Woah nice!
>>572065494yooooooooooooooooooooosh
>>572065906post results unc
>>572065838prison time
Umas that specifically prey on uncs?
>>572065816Fuck your mom
>>572066157the ones that grown ass men from here reincarnate into
>>572066157
WTF I cant do my dailies why am I still 0/5 fucking event
Round 1s are now as tough as round 2,it's never been so MANTOVER
>>572066226>>571729290
>>572066157Me.>>572066238This. I would have sexual relations with everyone here yes everyone.
>>572066249Shichi likes older men...?
>>572065760erm serirubros our response??????
>late start >bad mood>late start >bad mood>late start
>>572066137No...
Mame Tank wins Hakodate 8th race
>>572066393wtf Oguri Cap anon
Why did Gold City get so upset?
>>572066393CurrenT...
the chiyonotes have been updated
>>572065760wtf VF is actually 90% winrate? you bros told me...
>>572066454No im a different retard im not agp I would just pay you all back with sex if I ever became an uma.
>>572066405https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/30297
>>572066249Gold City bukkake
Am I bricked for the dream team event? I just spammed it yesterday without watching Vivlos vtuber's video.
>>572066563wtf Claude?!
>>572066549>I'm not AGP>I would let you all fuck me if I was an uma Ok anon.. Sure..
I want to brush my trainee's hair and tail and tell her how special she is...
>>572066563Isn't this sex...
>>572066489Friendzone your uma
>>572066489she expected a better answer after trainer hit her with this
>>572066712A love sick uma typed this post
>>572066609No, it's piss easy to complete as long as you rotate umas around and obtain all the stat and coin bonuses
>>572066772
>>572066840>still jobsShit uma
7 fronts, runaway suzuka blocked falco ult who didn't use pp I think and stayed 3rd, ogurin whiffed one recovery :(also that's a throne festive miracle maruzen with 40wr (15 races). 1200 1200 1150 spd/pwr/wit, med s
>>572066712>>572066873Have you ever done this with a real woman? It's domestic bliss and if she's a tired salarywoman, will make her cry
>>572066918/uma/bwos we fucking lost
Check out my new trainee her name is Special Suzuka
>>572065346
>>572067043Whore
Melone wins Kokura 8th race
>>572067043Rice is so sexy
>>572067039Boobs...finally...
finally got a chud
How come Oguri never gets any lewds?
>>572067087wtf mackie is orfevre's grandma
Throne scores improving, just hard to cap speed with just Kita AND hit Med S
Shichi type of guy are fat balding uncs
Rice would be sexier if she wasn't a little girl
>>572066417Seriru has a real job
>>572067253Nobody thinks this
>>572067331What's his job irl?
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/29601
>>572067374male prostitute
>>572067410What the fuck, this isn't porn
>>572065992ogeyI got kinda raped but A finals secured, I encountered some throne hogs already
Umas that would have self harm cut scars all over their thighs?I'll start. Rice would.
>>572067250False
>>572066489I love how dense Shichi's Torena is
>>572067430god dam
>>572067564None, They are too stupid for self-harm
thank you mambo
>>572067624Ask for SEX. Give her BIG COCK! BIG COCK FOR MADAM!
I'm deathly afraid of black people but not in a racist way. Which uma for me?
>>572067660Ramonu
>>572067660supreme spechud
>>572067660Kitasan Black
>>572067660Special CHUD
>>572067564Fuku.>>572067410Rudolf doesn't stand a chance against the thirst for her trainer that shichi has.
>round 1>consistent 3-4 wins>round 2 >consistent 3-4 lossesIt's over...
>>572067624Happy Birthday
>>572050590it would've been funny if sounds of earth won the kkk show instead and toho jackal got relegated to team canopus
>>572067582She likes the fixer-uppers. Turning fat balding uncs into distinguished ikemen.She doesn't like it when other umas start hitting on him after the glow up though, thieving cats (umas)
>>572067657Mambocchi...
>>572067660>I'm deathly afraid of black peopleas you should, remember to never relax>but not in a racist way.this is a problem though, you need to work on thisWhich uma for me?Fenomeno
Why is there a Falco on my CM wtf
Win Magnifique wins Fukushima 8th race
>>572067680Ramonu has the quintessential Blacked look doe
>>572067804y'know what, sureyou're right
>>572067680>>572067681>>572067717>>572067736>>572067868>replying to the NTRfag
>>572067804Shichi is weird...
>>572067660Kitasan White
>>572067481waheey! and hbd!
>>572068215But imagine if you say yes?
>>572067481Grats
Dreaming Up wins Oshamambe Tokubetsu
>>5720683057 and you hate her forever
>>572065494Weigger
>>572065494Happy BirthWei
Did you make group A?
>>572068562I fucking hate Chiyono and chiyonofag so fucking much
>>572068642Many think this
>>572068695We are based
>>572066314If that were the case I'd be in A finals. Instead I'm 5/20 (1 2 2 0).
>>572050631Shichi's toreina knows EXACTLY what the fuck he's doing, it's like he's a new and improved version of the simp from Idol Kanojo.
>>572068562Round 1 had me worried but I secured A finals in the first ticket so now I'm just messing around in Round 2
>>572068086From what I've been getting from these threads, is the general consensus here that Dober doesn't like being with guys at ALL but would instantly fold the second that she gets an opportunity to finally get dicked down? Is that it?
I just read chiyo story and it was kinda whatever was expecting more from what nonnies were saying, could relate with peaking early and stuff though so probably a 6.5/10 for me. maybe 7
Now that the dust has settled, which umas actually have good stories in the game?
>>572050762all paceniggers deserve death
>>572068014Feels weird seeing someone win by a length. So many races are neck/nose and yet in game anything less than 5+ lengths is a brick.
>>572068859I think you mean either a 6 or 7
>>572068930I don't remember much, Neicha's was pretty good I think
>>572069043you're older than me you should not be saying this.
>>572068851she's not used to men, uncomfortable with them because of all-girls' school education, but warms gradually to (You) and eventually intensely relies upon (You) to make sure her dreams come true. Also she's amazing at hate sex
>>572068562Kill all frontniggas
Savoire Faire wins Yatsushiro Tokubetsu
>>572063442You can tell this is not real because horses do not wear scarves
>>572068325Mommy
>>572068930Rice
>>572068930Kawakami PrincessMejiro PalmerKing Halo
>>572069146VBourbon HATE
>>572068930I don't read the stories.I just roll for cute umas (not spechud, rice shitter, chiyono Oh nonononono, ntr )
>>572069212>stronk whaman>mutt daughter
>>572068642Don't hate me just cuz I'm in A finals and you're not
>>572050762what if me and bro drop with triple fronts at the sprint cm
>>572068414love
>>572069286>beats up your bullies>beats you up accidentally>princess carries you to the hospital crying>knocks cars out of the way and runs through walls
>>572069295plat count?
>>572067741>fucking a stallion
>>572069102Ok yeah that's all good but personally I'm mostly interested in that last part. Fucking a Dober who very much doesn't like letting herself be vulnerable around men in the slightest sounds hot as fuck.
>>572068930Jordan
I think I still prefer season 1's japan cup over the main storyGrass' Takarazuka Kinen was really great, but the El/Montjeu/Spe stuff is kinda boring and not really any different from the anime besides main story Montjeu acting like a villain and exists solely for the cringe nipwank commentary
>>572069380Me? 1
>>572069368No
today I thought about Super Creek encouraging me while I was waging and that made it a bit better
stop saying you want to fuck dober please
>>572069516I don't want to fuck Dober
>>572069295Tama got me to A finals.
>>572069516Feminazis deserve no sex
>>572069516But if I don't desire to fuck Dober what am I supposed to live for. What do I strive for
dobes
>>572068562I did, queued during first hour of reset with cancerous debuffs and hog, went 2-2-2-3. Deserved for doing that but I made myself feel less evil by doing that since I wanted other people to have better chances at jobber hours.
>You share a general with subhumans like >>572069262
>>572069516I want to make love to Dober
>>572069504I sometimes think the same but with taiki. I could've really used some encouragement when I was trying to fix my mower...
>>572069516what? do I have to say I want to fuck dober (this is a threat)?
>>572069535>>572069597ok good>>572069631>>572069673bad bad
>>572069516If I can't be true to myself then I am nothing. A man should be able to say the things he truly feels.
>>572069680>The wait until her next race already feels too long
this general makes me feel more socially functional and less mentally ill. thank you for reminding me I'm doing better than I think I am by comparison.
MEN
I have no idea how she won this one but I'll take it
>>572069889whatever makes you sleep at night
>>572069643Almost everyone else brought their Hog and dominators so I absolutely don't feel bad about bringing my own, and this was 5 hours after reset
>>572069516I want to knock up and impregnate Dober with my filthy m*id seed as she seethes over 9 months
>>572069969>Taishin, Dober and ShichiDoes this trainer have a fetish for women who want him dead?
just lost against someone with 5 losses running oshi + 2 doms, good luck with him group B bros
American Ticket wins Sakurambo Tokubetsu
>>572068520>>572068183>>572067771thank you umadacchi
so this is SEA hours...very revealing.
lovey dovey sex with mejiro dober
My game just froze like thisI'm scared
>>572069954If I had two other proper aces, I'd have reconsidered and waited, but when I'm already the enemy, may as well sabotage myself and risk being a B Finalist despite the advantage lmao. Probably get it anyway on Day 2 since those seem generally less sweaty, but need that thrill.
>>572069969My dick inside Taishin
>>572070058More like they want his babies and will kill anyone else who gets in their way
>>572070118Wonder Ashit
>>572070552Yeah, that looks bad, sorry to say it's irreversible unless you download more RAM at the earliest chance you get.
>>572070450humiliating hard sex with mejiro dober to the point of tears, actually.
Dober doesn't like men she likes dogs
I'm a dog
>>572071032>>572071032>>572071032
>>572070242>>572070116UOOOOOOOO
