Previous: >>572050391>Global Game NewsMain Story Finale Part 2 is out!Timeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Air Shakur (3*), Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR Matikanetannhauser, SSR Air Groove, SR Gold City, SSR Throne, SR El Condor PasaCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Aim for the Stars! Dream Team>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg 06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Curren Bouquetd'or (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
wet pile of sluts
Yo Hin wins the Toyako Tokubetsu
>>572071032urara buttjobsend post
Just a few days left of the Oguri Cup CM, bwos, then you'll be free of the menace.
>don't care about chudweek>TOREINA I WANNA WIN THE JAPAN CUP DAHBY>she wins the dahby>cry every single timethese fucking horses have my tear ducts by the balls
Got beaten by this earlier. I am the raped. Jesus Christ how do people make things so fast...
wahey
Dober? I hardly know her!
Digitan LOVE
>>572071298WEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
HELIOS HATE
I need more Rice in a sexy RQ outfit.
Helios hate only because I can't pull for her yet.
Jennifer wins Munakata Tokubetsu
>>572071382>t.
>>572071384What's this
>>572071382don't say that... .
While anon is posting Keiba results, I guess now is a good time as any to shill the Stephen Foster race tomorrow which is looking to be a great race featuring>Magnitude: Winner of the 2026 Dubai World Cup and the one who defeated the Cygames Nepobaby Forever Young through the power of his Teddy Bear>Sovereignty: 2025 USA Horse of the Year and Double Crown Winner. Looking to personally get his first win of 2026 and possible revenge against White Abarrio for his defeat at the Oaklawn Handicap>White Abarrio: 7 year old Ojii-san and former Breeder's Cup Classic winner who's showing he can still run with the kids when he defeated the 2025 Crown Winners in Journalism and Sovereignty at the 2026 Oaklawn Handicap.
>>572071459
Umas that are into mentally ill fat balding unc virgins like me?
>>572071430
SHE SAID THE UMA THING
>>572071506horse racing
>>572071584spechud
>>572071584Still
>>572071584goid city i'm afraid... i'm so sorry...
>>572071585Thanks bro
I tried to apply for tracen academy but they said i wasn't big enough. Fuck my chungus life.
>>572071382HELIOS MATE
>>572071535You should give the day and post time for the race
>>572071584Shichi
>>572071752>>572071875>Coal Shitty
Curren please stop walking around naked in the dorms
Man I cannot wait until the new scenario, and bless this news website for using Stego. Second time they've done this.
>>572071968She does that when trainer is visiting...
I asked out helios on a date but she laughed at my then did the 6 7 pose then left. Thinking of quitting my job.
>>572068851Do you want the real answer?She has agoraphobia from growing up sheltered in the Mejiro estate. She's afraid of crowds and strangers in general, it's just more severe with men. She's very affectionate once she gets used to (you).
>>572071995
>>572072000Helios wouldn't do that
>even vf is putting reused acesKek brickblazer was truly a helluva careeer.
>>572071535>>572071861Should be on the 27th and Post Time is on 6:14 PM ET. That means anons can run their CM races and then watch some real Horsies race afterwards.
Reflex wins Iwaki Tokubetsu
>>572071995I have a friend with a glove fetish and seeing this I think I get it now.
>>572071995>>571729290Go back
>>572072093He's been grinding in JP where has 90% winrate in the latest CM.
>>572072031I don't think she'd be able to handle a mating press orgasm
>no 3 wins on 1st day of round 2Should I remake my XOgu with throne..?
I want to get raped by my trainee and then go to the director for help but then realise that she's in on it too and I resign myself to a life of getting raped by my trainee.
I HATE RICE SHOWER
Are you a winner?
Is it jobber hours yet? Can i queue now?
>>572072526i'm about to queue so dont bother
>>572071535I've been waiting for this one for a while. It should be one of the most exciting US races before the breeders cup.
>>572072212Real life Dober was an excellent broodmare, so I think she can.
Black Chalice wins Seikan Stakes
CMs should have 5 teams with 15 umas
>>572072678hell yeah, oguri + 4 doms
>>572072614>excellent broodmare>look inside>no graded winners among her childrennah, she was not
>>572072545Thanks for the heads up bwiWhens jobber hours anyway, i need to be with my non hogger bwos
>>572072716wife
>>572072319Do you need skill points for things like more midrace or gold Medium Corners? Are you missing key golds or Nimble? Do you have less than 1100 wit? If the answer to any of those is yes, probably wouldn't hurt to get more advantages.
>>572072725she was good at having children
>>572072725She was Spechud's favorite.
>>572072740Yeah, mine.
>>572072832
if I'm doing Tiara do I have to run both QE II races or can I skip 1 for a 100p training without buffs?
>>572072789most broodmares that live to 20 have >=10 children>>572072836that means nothing in terms of being a good broodmare
>>572072832Need Stinky Neicha version of this.
>>572072739In 8-9 hours gwi
what if horse genes dont actually matter at all
>>572072875You'll lose an epithet, but that training is worth it.
>>572072875Goddess epithet needs both
>>572072939what if sparks dont actually matter at all
>>572072898Thanks gwo, i trust you wholeheartedly
*radar sounds*
How does making ramen make you run faster
>>572072993No probs bwi just come back to e7g some time
>>572072939You're either born with The Gene™ or you're not
>>572073050just check the drive rush
>>572072939imprinting my genes into natie like her ass imprints into her jeans
God Blue Bee wins Satsuma Stakes
>>572072939gentildonna is a proof of thatyou either born with a defect that makes you giga strong or you don't and job
oguri dont do me like this
>>572073095>no ass
>>572072939Then the concept of nicks would never come into existence
more like rice showEAR
Probably should've tried making a new Stego but whatever, 3rd place here I come.
>>572073152>Gorilla No one is going to fuck her.
>>572073207she could probably hear my cock getting erect
>>572073246ill do it
>>572073271No
>>572073028Thats a different anon bwochacho, i do hope you guys meet over there again
>>572073221good luck
>>572073271No man I'd feel bad for you, I'll do it instead
>>572073207
>>572073340Oh, its ok dwochacho. good luck in your cm
>>572073375Glad she's found good friends.
lol
Why do whales bother with fronts?
>>572072841Oh another news site did Still.
>>572073437Thanks dwi, i wish you an easy plat too
>>572073467fake
Why the fuck dont the event dailies reset with the rest of our dailies
Fronts in horse racing>most risky strategy alongside end closers>very stamina heavy>weak final spurt >9/10 wins are reliant on other horses not timing the final challenge rightFronts ingame>least risky strategy>close to being least stamina heavy style in the game>2nd strongest final spurt only slightly behind the literal style that does nothing but have a final spurt>winning is not reliant on timing and performance of other horses, they just win off poor balancing
>>572071180
The weak should fear the strong.
>>572073505
>>572073581this is why it's retarded to complain about "gorillas" when all of the girls are gorillas
>>572073570you've never trained a front in your life lmaooooo get fucked son
umm typebwos wtf is this???
Heh. mamboobs
>>572073679some girls know to act weak for their torenas
>>572073723cygames gave up on global
>>572073723Fuck this stupid chungus fuckin game. This is the last straw. I'm done.
Maglia Iridata wins Baden-baden Cup
>>572073723you vill enjoy your chatgpt localization do not forget do buy the daily carat pack!
>>572073921please put some clothes on nature, third place is not that bad
>Ruler of Japan>is also half American
>>572073972fitting for japan in the 90s
>>572073921You forgot to remove your ear condoms you FUCKING FAILURE
>>572073570>least risky strategyThey literally have the most risk because they have to get GW, Greens, PP+DD+IW, Mid-Race skills, etc. and missing any one of those could lose them the race. Plus their only Accel is A&S meaning that if they're not 1st by the time late-race hits, all of that effort was for nothing. Meanwhile Ends can just hit Daring Strike and auto-win off of their high maximum speed.>close to being least stamina heavy style in the gameThey're the 2nd most Stamina heavy behind Pace Chasers>2nd strongest final spurt only slightly behind the literal style that does nothing but have a final spurtThey literally have the worst Final Spurt out of all of the styles as their trade-off for being 1st throughout the race
>>572073972>Is Half-American>Best friends are American>Son-in-law is AmericanSo much for being the Supreme Racist of Japan
>>572074031>>572073921Her panties should be placed right on top
>>572071576
>>572074056Wow what a last spurt.
>>572071576>>572074143Are they all maruzensky's daughter or something
>>572073581How much stronger is an Uma who has stronger muscle definition like Gentildonna.
>>572074182They're all Maru's descendants.
>>572074190rape
>>572073581Save me...
>>572074257
>>572073972And Secretariat is 1/4 Irish and 1/4 French, shit like this doesn't mean anything, all race horses come back to the same couple of stallions
>>572074228https://youtu.be/w8fhJoUQRrY?t=78
>>572073856Time record, Dura left us too soon
>>572074307I'll send my mightiest weapon
>>572074190Brat!
will try to sleep somegn
>>572074409how does this help them train racing
>>572074315>Doto is more Irish than Finemo
Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
>>572074409https://x.com/dengekionline/status/2070707323585331257Narita Taishinhttps://x.com/denfaminicogame/status/2070704036840632577Calstone Light O>>572074450Good Ramen means Good Stat gains.
>>572074450Can't race on empty stomach, 200 more bowls please.
>>572074307Teio wouldn't rape.
>>572074315And Digitan is 1/16 Secretariat.
>watch some guy's guide to UG with throne + sirius>try it just for fun>first attemptnot bad but still can't even get past SS aaaiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeealso skills suck
>>572074562Ogurin...
>>572074507
>>572074594Her trainer made the right choice
>>572074594
>>572074792What is this an uma for ants
>>572072947based current gaslight
Does anyone have uma that I can use for Best of Japan skill?
>pace chasers just have all the worst modifiers so they always lose to other styleswhat is the point
What is she hiding?
>>572074604did a sirius run yesterday and the chuds showed up in senior year march, I'm not doing that shit with 2 pals
>>572074792This has to be the worst mtl I've seen in a long time. Even ai sloppa would do better
>>572034775Hey thats me!
>>572074882her bald spot
How to get Symboli Rudolf gf?
>>572074867 just do a quick URA run with sirius what's the issue
>>572074880>Pacefags crying when they become the dominant style with a billion meta cards in the future
>>572074962pun tolerance
>>572074984I don't want to play the game
>>572074880they get 100 free rolls with every good pace card
>>572075028Then quit.
>>572074398gn gn gn gn chu
I need a Rice gf so bad
T M Gogh wins the last allowance race in Hakodate
Do you think during her schizo era Admire Vega has visions of her dead sister fucking her trainer, which prevents her from being forthright with her feelings due to the self cucking until way later?
>>572074997shut up nonny
>>572075168You're deranged.
vegaposters are ill, second to riceposters
>>572075239But am I correct. This is important for future doujin plots
Are we finally free from the JP spamming faggot
ricehaters are the most mentally ill
I'm officially drained of borrows and joy, fuck MANT for today
What would happen to Teio if she were TRAPPED and BETRAYED by Symboli Rudolf and the Student Council?
>>572075318Curren haters are justified Curren HATE
>>572075306no
>>572075364it dependshow many years?
>>572075398Go back, no one cares about a scenario we won't see for another 5 years
>>572075306Depends what your thoughts on Stego are
>>572075380Nishino wouldn't say this
>>572075414>why are you running shakur? just eat the ramen... there's nothing wrong with it...
>>572074830ye
>>572075364
>>572075468that's a boy
>>572074880Once they release all of the strong umas and cards it will be goodUntil then there's no point
i love my midget wife
>>572075535frontCHADS we wonned
>>572075568your wife is an evil horse
>>572075467I'm afraid I cant do that, Hal.
>>572075510I actually do wonder-does Teio’s skills combine well with NSM? So if she did activate NSM, do her innates and ult proc earlier?
Tana Supernova Grandson of Rulership and Grand Grandson of Air Groove and Fuji Kiseki wins the last allowance race in Kokura
>>572075468Nepo baby with an ugly boring design that only a literal pedo homosexual would like because it's just a boy
>>572075364Are you saying that Teio was put into their rape basement?
>>572075726dont stay that...
Don't worry pacebros you get to be meta on the next CM
>>572075609is she really that big!?
>>572075726What abuut the other nepo baby?
>>5720757267 and I rape you 0 and Stay Gold rapes you
What is up with the Stego hate today
trying double group card strat and this is the first rainbow i get, train or hanshin jf?
>>572075797yes!
>>572075910Hanshin
>>572075807Forever Young doesn't get spammed here and at least the horse actually wins races
We fucked
>>572075797Yes
>>572075891Both sides are here every day.
>>572075959>>572075917wtf i thought she was supposed to be straight and flat....
BIG FAT CAT TATS
>>572076000She might be a straight up retard but her body is made for straight up breeding
>>572075980There is no both sides it's one fucking guy who can't stop spamming her and won't read the room that no one cares about his jp bullshit
>>572075980Feel like the hater(s) have become more vocal these past few threads
>>572075939You should apply to be a janitor
>tickets didn't replenish at daily reset>tickets didn't replenish at CM reset???
This whole time I thought Sirius+Throne meant Sirius Symboli wit ssr and not Team Sirius
NOOOOOO ARUVU DON'T LISTEN YOU MUST KEEP RUNNING AS PACE IT'S META
9:30am and it's already 32C
>>572076201
>>572076000The only not straight about Calstone are her curves, which in return are made for straight up retarded sex.
>>572076229Need those in freedom numbers
>>572076201hmmm what an uma badassss
>>572076210umaneko?
This one might be difficult.https://jiggie.fun/tachnologicalinquiryhttps://jiggie.fun/tachnologicalinquiry
>>572076201Isnt Aruvu one of the reasons that late surgers are super mtea for mediums on JP>>572076257like 90F, it'll peak at 105 today
>>572074307there's a non-zero chance of me winning if she breaks her leg again
Please remember to drink enough water during this heat wave
>>572076201Fuck off
>>572072947Closet perv...
>>572076210is this what im supposed to remember
>>572076361true and dont forget your electrolytes either, get yourself a salty little snack
>>572076242I love my sprint retard
>>572076210T-THE ADS
For all the globalbabs who are experiencing hell with fronts and xoguri, remember that it will only get worse from here for next some CMs until changes.
teio's been giving me nimble for free a lot these dayswhat a good girl
>>572076524Surely they'll give us early evo skills so that GL cms arent even worse haha....
Oh look stay gold's original song is already being put on a CD! Fuck the dozens of other girls with no song that's been out years before her, just give stay gold everything. Hey give her a solo live while you're at it. Shes already gotten multiple plushies , a scale coming up, and prize figure as well as a bunch of other miscellaneous shit that keeps releasing. What's more shit am I right? Ugly piece of shit Uma deserves nothing and gets everything
Daring Heir Daughter of Epiphaneia, Granddaughter of Symboli Kris S and Cesario, Grand Granddaughter of Special Week and related to Maruzensky wins the last allowance race in FukushimaShe's also the sister of Daring Tact
>>572076574Nice!
>>572076538You should give her a family
>>572075306>>572075467Obviously it's far more than one person. You're never gonna keep one specific (and common) type of broken person out of a publicly accessible fandom community for a game that is specifically designed to attract broken people and break them further (in a way that milks a lot of money out of a few of them). There is no hope of fixing this problem. You should learn to tolerate it or leave.
>>572076210It's funny that nobody gives a shit enough about her to (You) her exposed umanko
>>572076567t. stinko windy
Imagine not making A finals
>>572076660there's nothing there
>>572076660no one remembered her umanko
>>572076210Machan has a cute pussy. Very breedable uma.
>>572076660I dont know who that is
>>572076660I didn't give it a (you) because that umanko and butthole look ugly
>>572076653The staygoldtranny is literally one person. Because he, very poorly as evidenced by his shit winrates "plays" JP he spams game related shit here when no one else does because it fucking belongs in umajp and he's the only one who refuses to get the memo
>>572076691Show me your team. If you have xoguri, you get raped. If you have VBo, you get killed. If you have SMaru, I will trap you into my basement.If you have all three, I will use your soul as a tenga
>>572076827>If you won you didn't really win
>chiyo and bono are supposed to be the sumo umas>not fat
>>572076158
All races for today are done, as always thanks to keiba anons and anons for watching, special thanks to the anon who posted the winners before the named races and afterTomorrow we'll have 2 G3s Radio Nikkei Sho with uma winners >Maruzensky>Twin Turboand Hakodate Kinen with an uma winner>Soccer Boy/Dicta StrikerAlso A reminder for this >>572071535 >>572072110 tomorrow
>>572076949They're umamusumes already they don't need to be fat
>>572076898Even your oshi + 2 debuffers is less cancerous than that trio
>>572076326i mean its one reason but its mostly because of stay gold, her card, and the pig exclusive inherit
>don't build lates or ends>play fronts or xoguriI'm not using your shit horses
>>572076949chiyo's dad was really jacked for a sumo though
>>572076898>hey guys I won A finals easily >what’s that? Oh I used the meta umas >man why aren’t you all in A finals?
>>572077008when do the next G1s start
>>572076949bonos career is about making YOU fat. You are the sumo
sorry danchud weather's too hot to do my mant runs
>>572077119after summer
>>572077171did digital really never account for the possibility she would get her own merchandising
>>572076798Most Stego stuff here is probably from that one dude yeah, but there are plenty of people who repeat that idiotic "Cheval Grand is a boy" pseudojoke over and over or who pop out of nowhere to worship Kris S or Gentildonna or any of the several other characters their stunted brains have collectively latched onto. If the Stego person were the only one doing this it'd be fine (with me at least) because he doesn't post all that much and he sticks to the one character which makes it easy to tune out.
>>572071032>1st year anniversary>23k players cutoffIs Umamusume the biggest fumble of all gachas?
>>572077119For JRA >>572077201 but I faintly remember anons saying NAR dirt JP1 is next tuesday/wednesday, not sure if it already passed by
>>572077264Maybe she's just surprised anyone would want to buy her shit?
>>572077268can we merge to jp now
I want to kiss my brown wife
>>572077312If you mean the threads yes, I did say Umamusume Global will die off by June a few months ago.
>>572077312I can't speak Japanese so no
In the showersOn her deskOn the floorOn the wallsLegs off the groundNo condomsNo lubeRaw
>>572077312I am indifferent so maybe
>>572077226Bavarian WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRREEEEE post more
>>572077267Kill yourself staygoldtranny, you're not fooling anyone
>>572077305I would buy Digitan's shit to fertilise my garden with.
>>572077268>MANT kills 3 servers>but it definitely won't kill Global, this time for sure
>>572077468
>>572077268umafraid so
>>572077468>>572077226
>2wins into triple lossNIGGER GAME
>>572077268Still Tony
>>572077171>Digitan breaks into my apartment for something >finds the entire home covered in official and unofficial Digitan merch >sees cast off versions of her figures in the bedroom>explodes
>>572077482take some meds nonny
>>572077684she looks like a one piece character
wait when do the scout race tickets refresh
>>572077408When does she become a main character for a scenario? I need her to save me from hags like Riko and Light Hello
how the HECK do you get S rank in uma pokemon mode do i have to just collect the UG ranks
>>572077483>not enriching your intestines bacteria variety
>>572077782you need to fill out your umadex bwo
>>572077768at midnight
what the fuck I can't complete the event dailies because I don't have tickets
Marriage with Digitan.Begging Digitan to wear her old racewear (she barely fits in it).
>>572077843but I am at 0/5 and midnight was 11 hours ago
>>572077264
>>572077773She's the main character in that scenario where she suddenly wants to start a farm and cook.
>>572077264imagine the ego of entering the dahby with the plan of having merch made
>>572077868The tickets will refresh on new day as well I think
>>572077881the dailies reset on midnightif you've done 10 races (5 free + 5 jelly) yesterday, you miss the extra five now
>>572077868>>572077968This is the dumbest event everyI dont understand the schedule>Give tickets during CM reset>Give another set of tickets 12h later or more I dont really know but before daily reset>Though oh shit it will reset on daily reset>Still 0 tickets after daily reset and CM reset>Dailies undone
Here's a thought experiment. Hypothetically if they skipped MANT into Grand Live, do you think the population would be the same or more than it is now?
>>572078004i just became racist towards the japanese
>>572078041What happens to the cards / umas scheduled to be released
I've spent the first day of the dream team event playing normally and already used up my scout points as well. Is it still worth doing the G strat on the second day onward?
>>572078141UMA: DERBYVSMUSUME: PRETTY
>>572078041Didnt they implement race simulator in JP?They need to add hachimi features in the game as well.60fps + fast text would have made things bearable instead of getting massive negative press of being slaves for 1 hour a day
>>572078091Everyone gets 100k carats, all mant banners release on the same day and run for 1 week before GL starts
>>572078041That will cause them to lose ever more money than from losing players because that's a whole ass scenario of content they're dumping
>>572078041Def more, the length and having to think a lot more is what drove a bunch of casuals off
>>572078141my HERO the supreme chud of japan
>>572078213I'll take that deal, were probably at 35-38k player cutoff
Okay, but what is under her hat? Light Hello got no problem being hatless.
>>572078041They should have just accelerated more. Whole global is pretty much just: Hey look at all this cool shit an convenience jp has and you'll have in 4 years.I still didn't even touch the whole dream team thing, because I'm so burned out. Only 20k players active now on steam and we STILL have 1 cm left is the proof that mant either needed fine tuning with convenience or just left out out altogether.
>>572078207they look bald
This fucking CM is killing me. I went 1-0-0 on the first 15 runs today. Then on the last batch I had 4 wins. One of them only had late surgers and end closers, my Oguri got promoted to front runner, and won without ever proccing if losing win. Pic related was the last run, where I got a full podium, and both of my oppoments were running xoguri dominator comps.Triple late is truly gamblemaxxing.
Lovely dovey umapyoi with mecha Biwa
>>572078440based gambling enjoyer, good luck in finals
>>572078091>>572078213MANT megabanner separate to cards and uma. You get 100 rolls on each. They've already proven they know how to do/implement megabanners (all-uma), so it's not like it's impossible.
>>572077768In 7 hours you get the daily tickets and can jelly them again 7 hours after that the event's daily mission resets
>Vivlos vtuber calls everyone shitting on mant a scrub>Quits the game few weeks after mant>Comes back when mant is over>No one is calling her out.Going to keep watching witgod guides even though I haven't won a cm since switching to him.
Oguri Cap umapyoi while we're also eating
>>572078591>>No one is calling her out.lol youre the only one watching that chink
>>572078516We also lost daily star pieces and daily carats so they have to give us carats, as well as cmsCant be just 200 pulls.
>>572078591drama shitstirrer begone
>>572078041>if they skipped the scenario that killed 3 servers, do you think the population would be the same/more than it is now
>>572078357Tazuna wants to prey on umaracist men specifically
the fucking dynamic dahby duo
>>572078591the only good cc is moomoo because of how much he shits on mant
>>572078641which one witgod vf moo? they all chinksRednu is Californian
>>572078791love these cuties
>>572078591>mant enjoyer retard is a complete fraudbreaking news water was wet
>>572078725Grand live would have killed the playerbase all the same if it came third.
>>572078791HATE these cryers
Is there a bigger boobs mods for every uma, even Nishino Flower, Urara, Rice Shower, Topgun?
>>572078591didn't ask
>>572078791DAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>572078947i hope not
BENKYOU KA?
>>572078947yeah
>throne activates on pre-debut>rainbows for five turnsThis is cum
>>572078884Why?
>>572077064Based Maya bro
>Do one race with zero energy>Skin outbreak
damnI thought I outsmarted cygames by getting 25 tickets yesterday, but I guess the horse always wins
I can determine whether a run is good or bad by the end of junior year solely by how high I could raise friendship
>>572079109NTA but just have a look at the steam charts for analysis. The reality is that majority of the playerbase quit before unity even came out and no secenario can save umamusume.For instance by the end of unity, there was an 82% playerbase drop from peak of URA scenario (87k) to end of unity (14k). End of MANT is ballparking 8k. The honest reality of umamusume is not that MANT killed the game. Instead, the fact of the matter is this gacha game is not very enticing for the majority of the playerbase. Its content is monotonous, there is little content, there is little characters, the gacha is unforgiving, and so on. No QOL nor scenario would be saving this game.
>>572079464you should've been doing this since the first MANT month
>>572079486good, now leave numberfaggot
>>572079506can you point out where on the doll it says I wasn't
Goddamn you guys are still talking about playerbase numbers and whatnot holy hell
Pig here, Windy!*oinks*
>>572079486Steam charts are unreliable for Umamusume since it represents less than 10% of the playerbase.Thats why people should focus on Team Trial cutoffs and reverse math the numbers
>>572078791Can Chiyo join too?
DATA STATS GRAPHS SUBCOUNTS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS ON NUMBERS. THIS IS LITERALLY THE ONLY THING ON MY TIMELINE AND WHAT IM BEING TAGGED ON. DRAINS THE SOUL OUT OF EVERYTHING HOLY SH*T SHUT THE F*CK UP
>>572079464this isn't exclusive to mantevery future scenario will hinge on friendmaxxing
>>572079486We never had so many clubs falling apart in unity and posters here would rather literally review their own shit than play a single mant run
>>572079486k, thx bye
>my timeline>F*CKugh
>>572078591he skipped on streaming one CM because he was on holiday
trackblazer more like ackblazer
are these grumpy janitor anon hours?
>>572079961no i think we should talk about mant playerbase again for several hours
>>572079991retard it hasn't even been one lol seek help
does anyone else, on a bad run, gamble it on a risky training?like go for a 40% failure and if it passes you finish the run, if it fails you quit
>oh hey there aren't a lot of xoguris this cm, i guess everyone is doing oshi >round 2 group A>every race had an xoguriIdk what I expected ngl
>>572079961We have interns here defending the game.
The game would be so, so much better if we can get sparks when we give up a career
>>572080078why are you playing a game you so much dislike?
>>572079961These retards will defend burkas on umas
>>572079638>DATA STATS GRAPHS SUBCOUNTS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS ON NUMBERSBeing a trainer would regularly expose you to this, you'll even have to look for them yourself.
just realized I can't remake my rudolf with throne awardyou're up, grass
>>572080032then you should help me anon. let's talk about it for hours. i think mant killed the game
mcfats ear colors make her look like a pig to me
>>572080056My oshi is OguriAnd will promptly change according to the next CM
>>572079961Its been retard hours for the past 3 threads
>>572080229I think anons thinking mant killed the game killed the game
ONLY ONE MORE CM UNTIL MANTBLAZER DIESHOLD THE LINE
Actually, I killed the game.
>>572080325I'm phoning it in for the sprintslop CM.
>>572080229i think you need to go outside /uma/ is not your hugbox safe space faggot
>>572077119JRA? a couple of monthsNAR? 1st of July (Teio Sho)Overseas with JP horse? Should be 25th of July (King George VI and Queen Elizabeth Stakes (Masquerade Ball and Wurttemberg))
>grp1 day 1 12/20>grp1 day 2 15/20>grp 2 day 1 0/20LmaoI'm dead
>>572080171but unlike being a trainer, there's no umanko waiting for me after work
>>572080360but if i go outside the game will die because i'm the only mant player left
the gap between a finals 3rd and b finals 3rd is like 500 carats i'm not trying anymore
>>572080425congrats on your enlightenment
>>572080425I don't care about the caratsI care about winning
How do I play around throne to make it pop on summer?
girly cute spe
>>572080425Everyone who isn't an autistic pigger or SEAlatinx already came to this conclusion ages ago
>>572080425This poster is a tryhard whale sweat trying to lure /uma/nons into giving up
>xoguri chocobo smaru>xoguri chocobo smaru>xoguri chocobo smaru>xoguri chocobo smaruAllat gloating about the early rework changing the meta game and that image from JP players STILL became true for globalDoes anyone have it?
"""Japanese"""" umamusume
>>572080617>xoguri chocobo smarui wish i played against this and not fucking xog 2 doms or 2 front runaway
How do people fap to Oguri?
>>572080425What >>572080605 said.If you aren't going for plat as a challenge then just cruise control.
I think I'm gonna have sex with spechud
>>572080419There's no umanko waiting for them either, bwo. Trainer and trainee relationships are strictly professional and contractual.
I dont think I met a single throne ace todaySloptubers again prove to live in a separate reality
>>572080691>and not fucking xog 2 domshey that's me!
>>572080425If I took this approach I'll probably just quit after 2, 3 CMs and just watch the uma stories on youtube/umaviewer
>>572080405I thought I told you guys to not get baited by paypigs and just take the Group B pill
>>572080740shichitore please
>>572080761you queued at shitter hours?
>>572080405Kek same thing happened to me
Is Fine+Throne enough for sprint?
>>572080738how does this work is it just digital gambling or is it an actual multiplayer uma training game
>>572080606>t. piggy who cant get free wins anymore wasting thousands of $ just to get 2-3 lol
should I just give up if the throne doesn't activate before debut
>>572080858You borrow guts Bakushin. gw is mandatory now for pace after the pdm nerf update
>>572080829>shitter hourswhat are those anyway
>>572080858only if you're willing to go back to relying on sparks for groundwork
>>572080898Do any piggies actually lose 2-3? I feel like it's impossible unless they're doing dumb shit like triple late >>572080959It's me. I'm the shitter hours
>>572080981>doing dumb shit like triple latedon't call me out bwo...
Would she let you call her Sakura?
so when are you going to stop playing meta?
>>572080931>gw is mandatory now for pace>9 pace lobby>shoots to first and whiffs every accel
>>572081083I can't even win 3 with meta.
>>572081083When my sexy robot wife stops being metaI'm already running her solo front with 2 late gamblers
>>572081083I'll continue playing fronts even if they're fucked metawise in the future
>>572081051they axed the larc plan?
>>572081074in Japan the more personal given name goes lastthat's why I call her O
>>572080761because no one gives a fuck anymore.People reuse their aces, or double dom xoguri. this CM is probably the least exciting so far, because you know exactly how it'll play out. Why bother with making another 3 umas with a throne when the outcome is the same. >use triple front to have 10% chance against xoguri, and pray your bobo will hold out before xoguri takes over>2 debuff + xoguri>anything else to just loseAt least the next sprint CM is somewhat exciting, but this cm is just a nothingburger.