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AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Run with a non-front borrow ends up with this
I almost double baked, good thing I checked
THIS IS THE THREAD
>>572091353bro bread... home...Thanks!
I'm supporting this thread
I will not post in that hijab loving thread.Thanks bro for having a good OP
waheybro is cute
>>572091289They just want to ship Still and Aruvu together and be canon. This is the main reason why they call Still's trainer an abuser
>>572091405Sex with yandere menhera to fix her
Just make 3 lates with nsm, you will hit 1 out of 40 times for easy b finals
Don't ask what Yayoi Akikawa was doing in 1973 to 1975, or what Tazuna Hayakawa was doing in 1950 and 1951. Truly the worst mistake of my life
What was the name of the dogshit uma memes in spanish again? I'm decent enough in the language to understand most of them and they are indeed slightly funny at times
Tachyon LOVE
>>572091652You just know they are trannies because women love to be abused
>>572091652Meanwhile Cygames made still's trainer canon in all the timelines kek
I actually can't get over this. I've watched it like 100 times now. She's so over the top with this, it's great. I hope there are more animations since all the ones I've been seeing on twitter have been for Junior year only.
do NYOT queue right now
>>572091867queueing, thanks for tanking it
>>572091652SHE GAVE ME SUPER NATURAL UMA RABIES AND I AM THE ABUSER!?
>>572091854that's coolnow post the failing animation
Bros
>>572091795Sleevejob wife
wait, they showed fine motion's new alt in the concert but didnt actually feature it in the stream? wtf
>>572091993Thats my bro! Cant wait for her banner
>>572091652I cannot understand why they HAVE to have it canon. Just ship what you want, it's not like Cygames doesn't fucking feed them with bait. But slandering a character that has legitimately gotten mindfucked and didn't really have any real choice in the matter is fucked up.
>>572091996@umagrok, post the shoejob video
>>572092128https://x.com/rs_lewd/status/2037084844329755034
I have 2 charmsdo I use 1 of them
>>572092115>I cannot understand why trannies behave like tranniesAnon...
>>572091970There is none, just like there isn't for the farming scenario. But even if there was it'd need to be uploaded by a news station, which they probably wouldn't have anyway.
>>572091823>>572091830>>572091957>>572092115Remember when people were saying prior to Dober's release that she's a misandrist? I just can't wait for the meltdown when Still is released and her "biggest fans" who just LARP all day about her off themselves
>>572092214for a 3%? dont be a pussy
>>572092115>I don't understand why *insert mentally ill group here* thinks like this. It's a mystery anon, nobody can figure it out
>>572092214>3%IT WILL FAIL I FEEL IT
https://x.com/Sploots/status/2070286096836038729
>>572092316Nothing ever happens, I'm all in
>>572092068My theory is that they didn't show it so it wouldn't overshadow Topro, they put more effort into Fine Motion's
>>572092207Uoh
>>572092298Thing is I don't mind shipping Uma as long as it's not my favorite because she belongs to me. So I would technically be a part of that mentally ill group.
>>572092326AAII COPIII
>>572089741>0/5>0/5>I GOT IN!!! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
>>572092446Congratulations, pedophile
>>572092446let's goooooo
>>572092260I still remember that anon that was posting that every thread and then he suddenly stop after she got released kek
>>572092316I KNOW RIGHTbut not today, it passed>>572092296It's those low % trainings the ones that kill the run every time>>572092249I wish a cute uma could deliver ramen to me...
>>572092068The probably knew people would hate NTRs alt so they didn't want FineMos alt to be associated with her
>>572092427Its not the shipping that is the problem, its the wanting it to be canon when everything says otherwise and trying to force your headcanon as canon and refusing to accept that its only your headcanonIf you dont do that you are fine
>Fine Motion gets a beautiful Japanese outfit with hair down for the first time>Meanwhile Topro gets an ugly Chink outfit with the exact same hairstyle as usualShe got NTR'd
>caring about relationships of a fictional characterlmeow
>>572092260It's just the age old phenomenon of people boiling down a character to one singular trait that stood out to them.t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶s̶a̶i̶d̶,̶ ̶m̶i̶s̶a̶n̶d̶r̶i̶s̶t̶ ̶d̶o̶b̶e̶r̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶k̶i̶n̶d̶a̶ ̶e̶r̶o̶t̶i̶c̶ ̶s̶o̶ ̶i̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶f̶i̶n̶e̶.̶
>even the local pedophile got into A finals
why did janny delete the other two bakes but not the other other 21 hour old bake
>>572092563shipping was always supposed to be just 2 people you like and want them to be together, trying to make it canon is mega weird imo
>>572092489>then he suddenly stop after she got releasedSo he's at least 2x more self aware than the average twitter yuritard>>572092446I've been facing 2 xogs every room how the fuck did you do it?
>>572092593There wouldn't be all this trouble if they had at least put some effort into giving her a new hairstyle
>>572092651my chevacchi bread was late and dumb I didn't realize anon made a bro thread.. idk why that one stayed though maybe they thought it's jp
>>572092621is that a fucking strikethrough on my fucking 4chanerinos
>>572092634Lolicons rule the world anon
>>572092621>boiling down a character to one singular trait That's people calling her a yandere mommy, these people are mischaracterizing her knowingly to push because they want uma x uma to be canon so bad (have we ever seen an actual uma x uma couple in umamusume)
>>572092792yes. yes it friggin is, sonion ring
>>572092792wh𝓪t's the m𝓪tter, à̶̡͔̤̝̤̯̱̠̘̩̦͚̩̈́̄̈͗́̐́̇̀̐ň̴̖̹͌̽̀̎͘͠ͅo̶̡̡̭̫̬͈̯̺̯͍͔̮̘̺͙͂͊̌̐ň̷̡̨̼̹̹̼̜̱̺́̔̑̏́̈̎̈̐̏̚͠͝?̸̨̡̰̻͖̤͔̘̠̺̙̱͋͑̀̍̐͜
>>572092873>have we ever seen an actual uma x uma couple in umamusumeyes we have TM Opera O x TM Opera O
>>572091793curi musume?
>>572092652Stills fanbase consists of a lot of mentally ill women and trannies, but not the kind of mentally ill that Still is, but genuine woman moment mentally illThey self-insert into her despite that and, with a dash pathological narcissism, want to live vicariously through the character
More like Still in Heat
>>572092960nothing wrong with self inserts
Still a Silly
pretend you didn't see me in the other thread
>>572092446Luck is truly a skill
>>572092873>have we ever seen an actual uma x uma couple in umamusumeNyo, but we have canon uma x trainer npc couples, ike CB's parents if that counts
>>572093101Feno cuuuuuute
Now imagine if Fine has a dogshit kit while Topro is looking to be top tier for long
>>572093242party dash has a story?
>>572093051Self-inserting into a tabula rasa character meant to be self-inserted into? SureSelf-inserting into an established character with their own purpose, goals, feelings, and opinions, and suddenly you have a lot of dissonance you need to patch up
>>572093242Global uma
>>572093293nyes
>>572093171would still roll for finemo over topro
>>572093293Yeah for each team, where they work together to overcome their issues
>>572092873The closest we'll ever get to umaxuma couples is the yearly yuri ballroom event. I wouldnt even be against it, personally, but with how for (You) the JP umas have been I think their primary audience in Japan really is the typical oji-san that falls for romance bait. I however obviously dont have any idea how popular uma is in the Japanese yuri scene since that's not my thing and also I barely speak nihongo
>>572093360Even worse localisation than uma somehow
>>572093360>>572093389I haven't touched party dash in months... but if there are multiple anons here, why don't we play it...?
>>572093454I only got it on switch
>>572093171JP releases a new broken uma every month so I dont think the kits will matter.
>>572093440what's the problem?
>>572093607cute
>>572093076Which Umas would be on Zeon and which Umas would be in the Federation?
>>572093454Can you host matches without leaking your steam profile?
>>572093171>NTRfags are forced to pig out for another ntr unless they want to see the narita tomato on the screenmasterful move from cyjews
calstone light o would love a slim jim
>>572093340i want to stick my nose in there so bad you guys don't believe how much, it's so tempting....
>2/5>2/5>0/5>1/5After so many CMs I've fully accepted that I'm just a group B finals torena. I've stopped feeling anything when I watch Xmas Oguri cross the finish line.
>>572093454I pirated it and haven't played since clearing it the first weekbeen meaning to go back to read the DLC stories
>>572093440Uma has a pretty good localization, though.
>>572093706dober sex
Isn't Ramonu bad if we only use 1 Wit card soon after she releases and that Wit card will be style specific
>>572093823If you didn't try for this CM then it's whatever.
>>572092756i pray to the NSMgod4 maya and 2 sweepy wins today
>>572093720Probably not, steam loves to show your profile.
I desperately want to eat her ramen.
>>572093823Why not just use the throne cardThrone is good for late surgers
>>572093823
>>572093934I guess. I'll do my best for sprint CM, but then I can't imagine I'll do anything but have my eyes glaze over for the three Triple 7 fests after that. Maybe I should just start going to the A+ league.
>>572093931frontpigs could have an argument to skip iteveryone else wont have a better wit card
What I wouldn't give to be smashed to bits by Gentildonna
>>572093931No because we'll be using 2 in grand masters still and then those style specific wit cards will take a while to come out depending on style. Also gives you the flexibility to still train umas of other styles at least for the most common distances
>>572093823Chin up, Xoguri CM isn't supposed to be taken seriously. Next is sprint CM so it's gamblemaxx for everyone using front/pace, so try not to be a late/end player if you'll spiral down deeper
>>572093823I have XOguri and I haven't used her in a single CM and got all group A with 3 styles. You can still get into A finals but no matter the style you still have to put at least some effort to get good aces. Winning finals is a different story though...
i wanna bring sweepy to the sprint CMat least petrifying gaze works
Did you win?
>>572094319is it true you browse /vm/a
>>572094319
>>572093823sorry you're bricked. you will never recover from this
>>572094318If you actually want her to win make her a late surger with OYL
Why do these kinds of inspirations only happen on parent runs?
>>572094438because for ace runs you put inherits above affinity meanwhile for parent runs you put affinity above inherits
>>572094438...because you take legacies with more whites for parent runs?
>>572094436but i wanna GAZE
>>572094371is it true you browse /lgbt/
>>572094412How does a 600 carat change adjust the average to a 700 change
>>572094052this might be the most mature and real thing i could ever heard in such franchises
I race here, rightwhere are my rainbows
>>572094436Is OYL getting buffed in the 1st july update?
>>572094571vicariously through you bwo
>>572094412It's not about the carats. I want to win.Kachitai... kachitai... kachitai... kimi no kachitai...
>>572094651no but the shorter the track the better oyl is
>>572094416When all xoguri can fire their triple 7s, it's all comes down to midrace RNG
>>572094637it also counts the carats you get in the rounds
yo they made nishino flower's chest into a racecourse wtf
>>572094959Nishino has a budding bossom, it's the name of her unique.That's a Suzuka track.
>>572093939I'm going to make a second NSM uma and hope they trigger it off each other
what makes a good sports story?>never win? pointless>always win? boringwho is the rocky balboa of umamusume?
>>572095026>clockwiseSuzuka would never
>>572094136>so try not to be a late/end playerbut... kingu...
>>572095089neither is necessarily boring it depends on the execution
>>572095167BOY
why did stego take over umamusume
>>572095089Ogurin our fuarking hero
>>572095218cinderella gray made me tear up a few times
>>572095217after many attempts cygays was able to create the perfect bokumanko, nips weren't ready
How can you reach 150k rating in this event?22k rating on each Uma sounds impossible
>>572095215Cute girl.Stego is a cute girl. She's just flat.
actual flattest umas if you take their overall stature into the equation
>>572095217the only thing stego took over is my dick
I think Stay Gold is ugly and I'm tired of pretending she's not.
>>572095217Stay (((GOLD))) and her (((GOLD CLAN)))
>>572095353how is mcqueen flat when she eats so much
>>572095438everything goes to her classy ass
>>572095438it all goes into her ass
>>572095217If you shill something for long enough, eventually it will catch on
>>572095504>>572095508hidoi desu wa
>>572095323Just admit you're a gay pedo already. >>572095383Based.
I don't have the stamina for this
I have made the BEST chicken wrap ever holy hell it was so good
>>572095646
>>572095646if you can't tank the kkksho you run tiara
>>572094026AIIIEEEEE
wife
I am decidedly Stego neutral. When I see her I feel nothing, neither positive nor negative emotions.
>2nd>2nd>2nd>2nd>2ndEvery fucking race im going insane
>>572095791Same desu wa
>>572095737I can tank it as long as I don't get some stayer stallion during heavy rain
>>572095504>>572095508>it all goes in her ass>H 76>same as Rice Shower and Tokai TeioAt this point i think all goes in her coping and seething made by watching her trainer fucking another mejiro, for example Ramonu raping him in front of her
waow, amazing whites on the rare sprint pink
>>572095698Can I have it
it goes into her cuteness
stfu desu wa
>>572095974SEX SEXOO SEX
>>572095910It goes into her skinny fatness
>>572095910is not rape, she's just testing him so Mcqueen gets successfully pregnant in the future
I was walking my dog earlier today and because I live in the middle of asscrack nowhere I saw 2 grey horses eating grass together in a field and it made me smile. I'm happy today.
>>572095956I ate it but I would share........
>it's another Kita doesn't give the skill I want episode
>>572096107I also live in a eurovillage and often see horses while going for walks. It's nice
didn't ask nanodesu
>>572096164Same, i see ehm almost every day when I cyle to work
I askedI care
>>572096164I like in a yuro capital kinda so no honses for me
soon
>>572096107I saw a guy riding a white-grayish horse earlier this week while going for a walk and it immediately reminded me of uma. Sometimes living in a third world shithole isn't so bad...
deadass no cap i got really lucky with the event chains but now ppl gonna think i cheat because of the recent tweet :C
>>572096370
do umas have "real" human names or do they just use their uma names on the birth certificate without any family name?
>dream tickets are full againwhen the fuck does this refresh
>>572096438If you marry an uma does she take your name or does she remain motherfucking "Mr. CB"
>>572096438Nah my daughter's name is Winning Ticket and that's how it's supposed to be.
>>572096480>it's realwhat the fuckI don't understand this event at all
>>572096508no she comes ms mr cb idiot
>>572096404this is a bad uma so I doubt anyone will care
>>572093405>how popular uma is in the Japanese yuri sceneIt's there, some accounts were thrown my way when I was searching for artists dedicated to my oshi, I did notice a much lower number of people that push their ships as canon tho
big things are happening in /bag/
>>572069368>beats up your bullies>beats you up accidentally>princess carries you to the hospital crying>knocks cars out of the way and runs through wallsYESshe's the cutest prettiest princess
>>572093109CB's career killed millions
has anyone tried pony onaholes
>>572096480>isrealwhat the FUCK. I think that one anon was right, cygays said it resets at 10PM but instead it's 10AM
>>572096134>it's another Kita doesn't give me rainbows for summer episode
>>572096508She becomes Mr CB Nguyen
>>572096821Might just be a cultural difference then in how the yuri communities interact with the game
I just heard shakur's japanese voice for the first time and oh my god why does she sound so charming. I feel like a shoujo manga protagonist right now. Got me blushing and shit.
>>572096943non-sexually hugging and cuddling with her
>>572097036It's probably just nip autism of "Me not bother people unless they bother me first" or something like that
>>572096943my trainee gifted me an uma onahole
>>572092621Moreover, Dober is designed to appeal to the hate-sex fetish, so that part of her is fine, too. Still In Love is more than just a crazy yandere, it's true, but she IS a crazy yandere, god I love her so much, her story is peak. she's also very shy, sweet, kind, and gentle and makes you want to give her a hug and tell her everything will be alright FUCK YOU CYGAMES
>>572097115shakur is a cutie, everyone with taste already knew this
>forgot to change G captain>still won with teams full of GsOkay...
>>572096851we're NOT that grossright?
what are your thoughts on mayano top gun
https://x.com/Miho_Mimura/status/2014941428456292578/photo/1
>>572097505do not bait Teioposters or Chiyoposters to one-up /bag/, anoncling to the path of wisdom
> All the good hints activate> Except the medium pinkOof
>>572097379Explain this "G strat" to me
I guess I have to wait till tomorrow to beat this
>>572097505>the actual marefucker>500 pound teiofan>the mr. hands wannabe
>>572097563she makes me seethe with lust. When I was running her back in URA, I was shocked how much seeing her winning animation after the Haruten made me want to throw her down and fuck her right then and there. I'm not even a lolicon, fuck you Cygames
>>572097619set your veteran to a G rank, make your team as dogshit as possiblefind some G team with someone you wantswap to SS rank veteran, race against them, buy the uma you didn't have for 0 or 5 pointsswap back to G rank veteran, repeat until you have a nearly full umadex then start buying Ug ranks
>>572097563She's cute but I wish fewer people were trying to fuck her
>>572097625>40 racesHOW HOW HOWI've been playing the event and am only on 25, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
>>572097619win race, get points, buy umasstrong umas expensive, G umas freebuy G umas, fill up pokedex for bonus pointswin race, get big points, buy strong umas
>>572097871They just refreshed a while ago
>>572097810HISHI AMASEXOOO
>Known Bug:>the number of Scout Race Tickets is not being updated even after the scheduled time has pastI DEMAND 10,000 APOLOCARATS CYGAMESFIX YOUR GODDAMN SHIT
>you get passives if you use a different uma as your captain you don't need to scout herI mean, it makes sense. This will make things easier, only need to rotate my entire TT team.
>>572096851Lets post our onaholes too /uma/
>>572096370why is graham there
Is Flash a horny girl...
>>572097639>>the actual marefuckerYou mean the attention whoring larper that was called out a week after by an actual zoophile?settle down nigger
>>572097338cute yandere wife
> Throne triggers in a late may training> Refreshing it before summer doesn't extend the durationWell today I learned something
>my trainer showed up with another onahole
>>572098069>post handNyo, it's brown
>>572098069I don't wanna doxx umama
>>572098228I'm glad our local zoophiles can expose these evil schemes
How to umapyoi?
>>572098069Here's mine.
>>572098319rapists fillies
>>572098069Please don't say that, I don't want that one Flash guy to post audio of him fucking his again
>>572098227Yes
MightyMe is still worse
>>572098069
Hey
>>572098373bit like this
whenever I hear a plane flying near my house I get scared that a female pilot is piloting the plane and that it might crash on me
Why does this image feel so immoral? Its just a cute young girl on an exercise ball
How original!
How am I supposed to hit 150k rating in this event? My team is a bunch of S and SS ranks and I'm stuck at 128k
>>572098464sounds like you DO want that
Do scout points replenish?
>>572098373BENIS IN UMANKO FUGGG:DDDD
>>572098642recruit UGsyou need a team full of UG2+
>>572098069this is my onahole
>>572098690But most UGs actually suck at racing...
>>572098745I HATE CURREN
>>572098625Its just you
oopsie forgot it was a filthy dirt race -1 ticket + streak lost
>got a 7 podium picking the top team
>>572098690Including my own uma? My max is SS...
What the fuck is this bullshit?I thought my toraina badge gave me the right to brazenly stalk any umamusume I wanted.
>>572098787You did max out your roster for bonus stats, right?
>>572098787nyo they don't >>572097625
>>572098813I lost my streak multiple times because I didn't notice you could use clocks
>>572098806>>572098625
>>572098860>Shakur torenas are stalkers
>>572098957Yeah, when I got my first loss. I instinctively clicked next, and I didn't notice the clock button until it was too late.
>>572098860jealous officer that couldn't become a trainer
>doing the g team strat>dirt medium>don't have my own dirt medium uma>die
that's enough slop for one day
>no Shakur or Diachan in sightNyoooo my pokedex...
>>572099165you are posting falcon and dont even own her???
>>572098464>>572098657Eh, not that horny rn and im cooking food anyway maybe later.
>>572099171shut up faggot
>>572098069Mine isn’t in the game yet
>>572099195yea
FUCK your trainee
>G stratG stands for gay btw
>>572099012Pretty much all the torenas in this game start out as stalkers.
Brian X Amazon
>>572098954Guess I'll just have to wait til I find a good UG then because as is these guys are pretty solid
>>572099283you're her onahole... do you know that?
>>57209886050/50 on whether said stalker is the trainer or Digitan, no other option.
>>572099319>Total Wins: 23bwi...
>>572099165You B/D/F maybe G dirt uma can still win as long as its rating is high and you absolutely confirm all of their umas are G
>>572099301Its a good strat but Im getting tired of it I don't think I'll fill out the umadex before it ends.
>>572099408I've only done like 25 races bro...
Do you get rewards for maxing out the pokedex or can I just straight up aim for S?
>>572099165Bro, your Oguri?
>>572099176あげません
>>572099445I don't understand the point of the G strat at all. It's just a waste of time
"The announcement on the 21st that Titleholder (8-year-old male, sired by Duramente) will be implemented in the cross-media content "Uma Musume Pretty Derby" has generated a great deal of excitement.""During his racing career, he captivated many fans with his exceptional front-running ability and stamina, winning the 2021 Kikuka Sho, the 2022 Tenno Sho (Spring), and Takarazuka Kinen, and even challenging the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe (11th place). Makio Okada, the representative of both Okada Stud in Shinhidaka, Hokkaido, where he was bred, and Rex Stud in the same town, where he is currently a breeding stallion, welcomed the implementation, saying, "We were first approached quite a while ago, but we immediately told them, 'There are absolutely no problems with our horses.' Titleholder also said, 'I've gotten permission from Mr. Yamada (owner Hiroshi) to use him, so you can use him.' It's a very welcome development, and I'm sure the fans will be happy.""1/2
>>572099301I fucked up by raising my rank too quicklyThankfully my CM Hoguri just beats the shit out of everyone anyway
>>572099453Aoi will return in Umamusume 2
>UG4 is barely above 21kso you need a full team of UG4 and an UG+ of your own or you're not getting the last reward....
>>572099195many such cases.
>>572099535It's not necessary just a fun little optimization. That said I wanted to fill the umadex but the cap on tickets is annoying. I'd rather it use the TT stamina again and give more rewards instead.
>>572099492Discovering 25 umas gives you +50% coins, not to mention the stat and skill bonuses you'll be getting along the way. It's just better to play normally than do a gay strategy
>>572099506i have not touched a single oguri after 1 yearim sovl supreme
>>572099539"Even when he was unveiled at Sapporo Racecourse on September 21st last year, his popularity was surprising. "There were more people in the paddock than at the Sapporo Kinen. It was so crowded you couldn't see everything from the outside, so people even went upstairs. Even though the races were over, both the racing association staff and I were surprised, saying, 'We've never seen so many people gathered in the paddock before.'" There was also an unexpected reunion. During the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe, a young girl wearing the title's racing silks had come to cheer him on, and they hit it off. She had come all the way from Chiba to Sapporo to see him again that day."""She and her mother were wearing handmade racing silks, and I couldn't help but strike up a conversation. It had been since the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe, so I told her, 'Come visit the farm anytime.' She came to see the titleholder a few days later, and it was very moving. As soon as she saw his face, she ran towards him saying, 'I've missed you so much,' and burst into tears. The stud staff and I were all moved to tears as well. It really made me realize how many fans there are like that. If this brings joy to the fans, then I'm happy too," he said, expressing his hopes for the next stage."2/2Based Ojisan owner
>>572099660And if you switch around your captain you farm these faster too
>>572099660>coinsYou mean scout points?
>adding more modern umas while older umas are still forgottenAfter reading up on them I want Air Jihad and Wing Arrow in the game
>Air Jihadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkUrHRWCqRg
>torena-san, arigatou gozaimashitaI'm sorry for being such a failure
>>572099535I'm doing the G strat blindly so I don't know if you get more than 100 points by winning races in higher rankings. If you do then yeah I guess it is kinda pointless
I have my S rank Uma as a captain. You will not be getting my UG. I'll swap them out at the end
>>572099641>fun>deliberately making shit umas to 'cheese' a one week only game modejust say you're shilling sloptubers
>>572099885I'm getting 640 points with 30 umas unlocked in A ranks
>>572099946>he lacks critical information
damn this dream team event is so fucking funI have 5 more tickets I can use, do I need to hold them? Do the dailies refresh on daily reset or CM reset in 9 hours?
>>572099539>>572099697Here's hoping title holder gets more shit while stay gold gets forgotten. Tired of the nepo baby getting everything for no real reason, and if title holder gets stuff so should his family who've been secretly neglected
>>572099697Based owner indeed. I'm excited for what they'll do with her. Even though her design is just an edgier yaeno muteki lol
>>572100072no, they don't refresh for some reason
>>572100089Holy fucking VOMIT
>>572100089The difference is that title holder isn't a failure
>>572100089>I'm excited for what they'll do with herThat depends on what they plan to do with the rest of these
>>572099694Bro, your El Condor Pasa?
>>572100004No I dont watch any.
>>572100237>only 3 G1sOh boy another shitter uma...
There's a coup in RussiaUmamusume for this feel?
>>5721002372020 was a dangerously mare year....
Dober you fucking BITCHI'm going to R A P E YOU
Perfection
some of these rankslop umas are insane
>>572100329Air Shakur allegedly
>>572100089it's gonna be funny watching her be a Seiun Sky simp and how Sky reacts to someone trying to seriously learn from her
>>572100359big head and big appetite
>>572100378Parents? Sparks?
>>572100039I see, then I guess the G strat is only for the completionist minmax autists
>>572100341You think so?
>>572099694Oguri is soulful though
>>572100075Admire Groove gets a lot though.
>>572100483imagine dating a girl named SUAVE RICHARD
>>572099492You get a rating bonus for getting at least 50 umas in your umadex. IDK if that rating bonus from the pokedex will be necessary to max out your team rating for rewards, probably not.The main reason to do it is just for autism and to give yourself a goal to work towards, otherwise the game would be kinda boring I think.
>>57210046418 power sparks, parents were dober and ryan
>>572100632Do you prefer Maurice?
>>572100590I don't see scales, prize figures, two more sets of plush, stress balls, solo songs, group songs, or any of the fucking shit that stay gold gets nepo baby really needs to fuck off already
>>572100632Suave Richard and Maurice are going to be the biggest tittymonster plapbait umas this franchise has ever seen
>>572100201I would normally say to not be mean to her but her story is too funny. Most opinions I've seen on Yaeno is that she'd be a top contender if she was just born earlier since she didn't stand a CHANCE against others in her generation. Which is so fucking pathetic that it loops around to being hilarious. Yes girl, you'd be amazing if you were born 10 years before you did, definitely.
OISU
The scout tickets didn't reset neither during CM reset nor day reset, to the one who said yesterday that they did, I was right and you were wrong, suck my dick
>>572100751>>>/umajp/
>>572098373How good is Super Creek at umapyoi? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1x6ylQxaa4
Anon from yesterday. You were right. This was kino
>>572100773I mean that stuff happens.Every single top footballer that played in the last 5-20 years or so got cucked out of rewards by Messi and Ronaldo
>>572100201Neither is YaenoShe is a WINNER
>>572100809I'm not the one who brought up title holder first go bitch at him
URA > MANT > UNITY
>>572100072The missions reset at CM resetThe tickets seem to reset sometime AFTER 10AM UTC (like an hour or two ago, 13 hours after CM reset?)I checked at 10AM UTC and mine hadn't reset yet, and I still couldn't use the mini jellies.
>>572100201She has one fewer G1 win than Taiho
>>572100907>soft body>guides you>gentle>best aftersexI wonder...
>>572101449Biwa Hayahide sure is big...
I can't find a single Digitan, she is the only uma left for my roster that I don't have as a vereran.
>>572100775oissu!
>>572101575just do a quick run with her haha
I wonder if the other team doesn't get the passives their player has from the event, I'm starting to rape these guys with SS umas and it's odd
honestly not sure how I'm gonna get S rank score on my team, my best ranked uma is only 19k so that's my captain, gonna change the kingu still but that's not enough for S
winning even ONE G1 racist is luckier than marrying your childhood friend
>>572099858en.netkeiba.com/db/horse/2019104476/
>>572101649I don't have her, but it's okay now because I just found one right after I posted that :)
>>572101658filling out your umadex gives you points bwo
>>572101749oh it does? I guess I'm gonna focus on that nowI thought only the team rating counts
>>572101661lots of jobbers won g1s tho
>>572099858anon...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhwN80FiDiI
>>572101749You can't go back and grab previous umas right? So I need to keep at least one shitter to constantly swap for new umas?
>>572101624Oisu!
>>572101449wow what a stud
oh nooo i overslept i cant train today haahaha sorry trainer lols
>>572101961RAPE
>>572101961it's fine if an uma misses a training but if a trainer gets blackout drunk and misses the training he's gonna get firedFUCK tracen
>>572101886Just swap your ace niggaThe other UG umas can carry your acesThat's how I do it, anyway
>>572101961goddammit*erases this timeline*
So I was supposed to be scouting random umas I didn’t have already to get bonus score and points? Oops
>>572101853How? We dont have enough tickets yet
>>572101796You get boosted stats from filling out the pokedex which effect your rank>>572101886Just swap out your weakest uma for an uma you don't have. Or swap out your Ace if your other umas are strong enough to win
>>572098994>>572098806>>572098625I got...hard?
>>572102040Trainers aren't people
>>572102074I made my ace boguhi so she can win pretty much anything, even dirt
i'm sorry /uma/dachis
Is there a reason umas throw gang signs when they are startled?
>>572102321The festive S.Maru keeps on winning...
When do we get a concert for winning CM?
>>572102231boguhi?
>>572099790It's impressive that Golden Gen has about 4 more multiple G1 winners to be added to the game, yet they chose to add Tsurumaru Tsuyori. Nepotism at his prime
>>572102129yes we do?I will probably be done with this event in 2 more tickets
>>572102321witgod really is my goatfunnycan do artjapanese (like me)
>only built 3 lates>only gluing runs now>not feeling frustrated for failing to group A for the first time >not even playing anymore Can't believe I burned out a month before MANT ends. I hope I can get my will to play in the future when MANT's over
>>572102346It's an "old" manga meme from Rumico Takahashi's work
3 more UG4 or better and I think I'll get to S... This is by far the best event cygays has dropped, or at least the most fun.
>>572102321Oberon would have whipped his ass
>>572102321witGOD and his super secret festival Maru...
Spe-chan should've hit Tsuru with the good ol>what color are your G1 sasheswhen the nepo retard was acting all angry at her
>>572102553Howd you recruit so many isnt it only 2 at most
>>572102321Fukutards are expected to lose
>>572102678I really am glad I tried doing festive smaru too, she is winning so much for meposting a cute boy since this is an imageboard
Rape xoguri domRape triple front barbin maruzenThe turf hentai makes no exceptions
Specuck
OBJECTIVELY Japan Cup is THE race in japan if you don't win it you're not in the GOAT discussion
>>572102607Huh. Neat. I wonder how many other references I'm missing in Japanese media.
Getting close to catching them all.Rare umas acording to me:> Mejiro Bright> Shakur> Rice> TanhauserUltra rare umas (don't think I've seen them even once):> Eishin Flash> Super Creek> Tosen Jordan> Chickezo> Kawakami Princess
Bros... I teared up a bit when Mejiro Bright got scouted
>>572102346All umas are gang-affiliated. They even have underground rap battle scenes as we've seen in Umayuru, after all.
>>572101449She's strong.
>>572102934You have Super Creek and Tickezo, do a run with each on unity and take them on a ride.
>>572102859hmmno
>>572102825sex
>>572102969UMAWEST SIIIDE
CHOWA
>>572102321Show his build
>>572102859Obuhibros.... our fra-I mean GOAT couldn't win the Japan Cup even after 3 attempts and literally got blacked by an aussie in her last one......
>>572102732>Howd you recruit so many35 wins = 35 recruits + up to 35 leaders of my ownthere are only 60 umas to collectso the fastest you can go to max your bonus is... 31 wins I think?
Nishino my beloved
>>572102859True but japan cup stopped being THE race after 2000
>>572102321Total /uma/ death
>>572103339wtf where did all my tickets go then
>>5721034412005*That was the last time a non-jp horse won before Calandagan did last year
I will save my jelly refill for daily reset so I can finish pokemon missions right away
>>572101449Biwa’s biwas…
>>572103096I don't think it's his screenshot, you can tell from the compression
>>572102931There's a remake going on
First time I see this one, don't tell danchou
/uma/...
>>572103574Nah it's 2000 since in 2001 a trash uma like Pokke managed to win it when back in the day only actual winners like Spe/Teio/Ope won the japan cup
>>572103339I only have 25... what did I do wrong?
>>572103625I don't think the missions reset until CM time tomorrow, it says 8 hours on the popup
>>572103781nyes
>Ban debuffs!>Dominator is bad because... because... WELL DOMINATOR BAD!>What do you mean it has opportunity cost spending SP on it over a speed skill with the same net gain?>I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT THINGS LOGICALLY I JUST WANT DOMINATOR GONE!!!
>>572103812oh...
>>572103839>he thinks dominator umas are buying non red skillslol
Nishino...
>>572103839Bro is still posting 'jaks in the big 26Everyone else grew out of their 'jak phase at 17 or 18
>>572103937>putting all your eggs in the 1 ace basket doesn't have trade offs!>REEEEEE FUCK DOMINATOR!!
>>572103963
>>572103963ummmm... I don't think this is allowed
>>572103963Tying used condoms to the girl's body and clothes is so fucking hot
>>572103963gross
>>572102834you're not fooling anyone with your mildly less meta comp
>>572103963Tanabe is so lucky
>>572101449
>>572103963The source...is missing.
Don't move, /uma/.Accept your fate.
>>572103963This is disgustingUsed condoms are slimy and smell bad, I can't imagine willingly putting it against my body
>>572104409Horny umas like to do it
>>572103794you missed one resetpokemon event reset time is...desynced for some reasonwe are technically on 3rd day alreadyI have 40 tickets
>>572104262How did she even see those from behind?
>>572104527SHUT UP NERD
>>572104527Why does this game have 2 different resets anyway? Why not just make it a single reset for everything (daily/content) like every other gacha
>>572104285Artist name is poopy.
>>572104641>kitasanblack.jpgAnd it's Mr. CB.
>>572104558Her hair are feelers
>>572104614That would make too much sense
>>572104409>my bodyBut what if it was her body
Pokemon event was super fun, ggFinal tally 37 mons, 39 wins (didn't realize you could clock it the first time)
>>572103550>>572103794You could do an extra 10 races yesterday if you played before the "event reset" timeThe daily missions reset at Banner/CM reset time, but the 5 tickets and 5 jelly usage resets sometime 2 hours ago.I did all 15 races when the event first started, then when I logged in 25 hours ago I had another 5 tickets and could also use another 5 jellies.
>>572091353
>>572104481Curren would tie used condoms to her wedding dress
>>572102859it's the Arima Kinen, the last race of the year. Japan Cup has been always meme tier since japanese horses were allowed doping and foreigner horses didn't
>>572104641>Katsuragi ACE>has a tranny flag ear decorHmmmmmm>In the LGBTQ+ community, "ace" is a shorthand term for asexual. It refers to an individual who experiences little to no sexual attraction to anyone. Asexuality is a broad spectrum; some ace individuals still experience romantic attraction, while others do not.>The ace experience is diverse and can encompass several identities on the "ace spectrum" (often called the acespec)Nyoooooooooooooticing
>>572104570okay, mister 25 tickets
>>572104893Post final team.
>>572104993Who runs the world? Pearl!
>>572104960Katsuragi ace was born in the 80's and raced in the 80's. The transgender flag wasn't a thing until 1999, one year before he died. That thing on her ear is based on her jockey's racing outfit. Please never post this shit again.
>>572104993I miss the good morning bros Pearl ritual poster....
>event retries are unlimitedFinally something to use my clocks forHow do I race my scout points, and I just scout strong umas right
>>572105017
>>572104993The world is your oyster
>>572105135OH YES
>>572105230Umm you guys told me I need five UG5 umas for S rank
>>572105230>No themeGo catch all the Mejiros
wait a minute...I don't have money to buy the last UG uma! D:
>>572105230>add the total>136015???
>>572105226you get a multiplier from your umadex, so by scouting unique umas
>>572105365Ryan should be the other older one what is this stupid shit
MOTHERFUCKER
>>572105437Ardan is more unc than Ryan tho
>>572104993>>572105285Seeking the hag
>>572105226>Finally something to use my clocksy-your mant runs?
>>572105437nah, it is how it should be
Seeking the ugly posters rivaling staygoldtranny in being annoying and posting irrelevant whores. The only positive is that she's actually on topic.
>>572105563Why are you using clocks in MANT?
any friend of Matikanefukukitaru is a friend of mine
>>572105332>>572105406You get bonus rating from filling out your roster
>>572105590Uh oh melty
>>572105590Sheer contrarianism thinking they're special because they like an ugly unpopular uma. Same with Ryanfags.
>>572105230No dirty umas allowed
>>572105408They're so costy though guess more racing>>572105563I don't clocks G2/G3s
>>572105675I guess it makes sense
>>572105590>>572105736why did you samefag?
>>572105671Fuku has 0 (zero) friends
>>572105590>>572105736V PLEASE stop being mad that we like other posters
CM Status?
>>572101010god I want to pull Blaze Brian so fucking badI can't afford it, but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I want to
>>572105803cost scales with rating which is why people were shilling the g rank strat where you collect cheap g rank umas
>>572105871
>>572105518Soon!
>>572105865BAH
>>572105892surviving
>>572105954
>>572105892snuck into A with a lucky downhill mode. 2/3/2/2 on the round 2 tickets
>>572105892I qualified!!!!
>>572105936That seemed soulless way to play the event. I'll just play it normally
Grass is so small...
Yurifags get out
>>572105892Coughing blood
>>572106134how about yaoi?
>>572102321>frontGODmy FUARKING HERO
>>572106215Didn’t teio make ramen out of Rudolf’s bath water and served it all to Oguri?
>>572106120
>>572103096nta but https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=4yVeMAPOFwFDHePYyo6ljWod
>>572106176But still fighting on!
>>572103550>>572103794there was one cheeky reset on day 1
>>572106134I can't imagine being a grown ass man and caring about thisSome people need real problems in their lives
>>572106407I want Dasca to hug me and also bludgeon my head with her fat saggy milkers
I don’t vary the umas I play nearly enoughI didn’t realize that the stat bar changes color depending on the character
um, based alert??
>>572106427UncGOD
>>572106491We've had bad experiences with... second accounts... before.
>>572102625>full UG team>not Saaiiieeeeeeeeeeee my best ranked uma is SS, am I fucked?
>>572106491OVR HERO Keb would have taken him
>>572106661just grab more umas you dont have that are lower rank
>>572106661No, you can also complete the pokedex and get free rating like >>572105230
>>572106571>The marking on the kidBased artis using the irl son of Lucky Lilac to design her kid in umaverse
>>572105892Nice self shill
>I can change my leader every race and it gets updated to the team bonus>meaning I can glue a daily run with an uma I don't have yet and make it my leaderThis works too I guess
>>572106718>>572106738oh that's a reliefI'm still catching 'em all on G rank
I can make ramen out of her…
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I didn't do the G rank strat and now I'm nowhere near S rankam I just fucked
Finally, a good umamusume episodehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJAxHlrUnaY
SHOE TIME IN CLUB GO GO GO GO
>>572106991Stop losing races and manipulate the ranks by changing your camptain
>>572106957why is she like this
>>572107053I haven't lost a single race why would you say that...
too slow, oguribro
>>572106957
>>572105892raping
>>572106957>>572107193number one psycho
>>572107193Tsunderes...
Wait you guys are losing? Just use Xoguri
last chance, /uma/
>>572106957uma pussy attack
>>572106991assuming you're like A3, just fill your pokedex with 1 new shitter uma at a time then replace it with an UG when you've caught like 40
>>572107303Hm I need more of this where umas fumble their trainer
>spent all my rp while having an active daily shop award
>>572106957sorry sis i choose curren
>chain event didn't event started for PTOFuck you currenwhore
>>572107334What about them?
>>572105892got raped
cygames is genuinely stupid for not giving the titcows summer outfitsgentil, daisca, doto should all have summer outfits
>>572107482literally not an issue when you can force 2 shops from the daily races right now
>>5721075377 and I rape you
>>572107583yeah i forgot that was active
>>572107491She's such a fucking homewrecker
>>5721076087 and you die a virgin, and soon.
Fuck...The gigawhales are now queuing at shitter hours
>>572107608sorry bwo only fate can rape me
>>572107647you forget a lot don't you
>>572103096>1 month old ace>falco borrow>no throne neededpeak F2P build
umafuck umafuck
Calling Urara a mud dumpling is incredibly racist...
>>572107415*cricket noise*
thanks daily pulls
erm so when do i actually use these things
>>572107732shitterbro...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMWFnYnQVRw
>>572107781>maybe I'm just into umastagram influencers
>>572107882idk
>>572107882now?the SSR voucher will never get updatedthe 3* voucher also won't get updated, if you don't have OG Oguri / Suzuka / Taiki / Maruzensky get them
>>572107884>2/5>1/5yep
fuuuck throne is highrolling like crazy predebut. How much do you bet that I'll get no medium S?
>>5721077247 and I transform you into an Uma onimai style and ship you to India
>>572098543hey
>>572107882You use the uma voucher when you're missing only one uma in the redeem list
>>572108042sorry to hear that anon>>572108064No, you'll get it. A godly run awaits you!
>>572107882card tickets are virtually worthless unless you can bring a strong card to 3LB or MLB (with few exceptions)uma tickets are always good but save them for when you're not going to uma gacha for a long time
>>572098543>>572108164wei
>>572107882Ask again in 2035 when we merge with JP remember to save all your pots for the final boss as well
Sorry, unc, but in the real world, the zoomer gets the mare
>>572104527Oh okay, I see. Probably don't need to spend all jellies on this then?
I'm sorry girls, I promise I'll give each of you a proper career once Grand Live releases
>>572108475getting both of them pregnant
Time to feast
Praying that cygames accidentally releases the shop rework with the upcoming rebalance changes
>>572108694I love ningen women and I'm tired of pretending I don't
>>572108890No, you!
Well at least I got the shards, no clue how to get the final one while being f2p with max uma at SS without using the jobbing trick
>>572108694riko isn't that flat
yayayayaya
>>572108961Just keep playing and fill up your team history, each uma you record also gives bonus rating
>>572108884we love ningens here
>>572109049day after day >your home life's a wreckthe powers that be just breathe down your neck
>>572108890SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
umadex complete
Sex?
now I'm getting propaganda on my sns
>>572109551[EROI]
>>572109492hmm i wonder if i can build toward this still while still going up the ranks
>>572109551sex
>>572109605I look like this
>>572109761post umafans
>>572109751one down
>>572109551[TRSX!]
>>572109073time to farm some career thx
>>572107882You shouldn't have bought the 3star Voucher unless you had an uma you really wanted to get right then.I guess just save it until you have all but 1 or 2 of the umas on the list if there arent any priority umas available.As for the Card Voucher, those arert that great unless you use it to get a card to 3 or 4LB. Just make sure you never use a crystal when you could have used the voucher instead.If you dont have FM yet, then use it when you pull on the FM Maruzen rerun banner.If you already have FM, KSB, and Creek at MLB, then the voucher is probably worthless for you at this point.
>>572109753sex
>>572108643How have you still not done a Tachyon Career yet?
>>572109592ong this diddy blud should just stop drawing marvy desu wa
>best songGIRLS' LEGEND U>best seasonone>best umaspecial week
>>572110097>Mile D>Recovery unique when MANT CMs have been mediumslop and miles>Only really ran for soulless dominator strats
>>572105892>1st place rate >10%>2nd place rate>80%Kill me
>>572109863should finish the rest on the way upafter finishing all the rank achievements and 60 races entered, is there any point to doing more than 5 for the dailies? doesn't seem like there are any random rewards like team trials
>>572110097I always borrowed her as a parent
bokumanko?
>>572110121Nobody says this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8AG9cTZnVY
enough of the bokumaare there any oreuma
>>572110476
>>572110276Stay strong!
>>572110218sprinters aren't supposed to have huge tits
>>572110276>if win, lose
>>572105892>Wanted to stay in Group B>Forgot I won 2 already and got sent to Group A>Expecting 0/40 or at most 6/40>Out of nowhere won 3 races in a ticketOh man, its just good to qualify. This shit is stressful, I need to check my wins before pressing buttons
Is what I heard about Mambo all true?
>>572109605Too bad about her face.
>>572110740>>572110759Fukumind...
>>572110740>>572110759organic
>>572110759Matikanefukukitaru would NOT say this
>>572110881it's Shiraoki-sama
I... I like Air Groove...
>>572110759landmine girl fuku could fix me
>>572110942Found the submissive fag who likes getting pushed around and getting verbally abused
>>572110942same
deio sdebu da
This event has a demonic race schedule
>>572111048You could kick a rock and find five of them, six if you count the one you realized was actually the rock you kicked
>>572110759odds, she lets me nakadashi her every nightevens, she sucks off my morning wood every day7, and we break a love hotel's bed every month0, abd she watches me fuck tazuna without being allowed to touch herself
>>572111182@umagrok translate this
>>572111048nta, i just like her huge tits
>>572111048wouldn't that be shichitore?
>>572111163
>>572111048What if I want to dom her?
>>572111419tawakeshe could snap your neck with her little finger
literally the entire general would fold in front of groove
>>572111508fold what
>>572111315Mixing up idioms, kicking rocks and not being able to throw a rock without hitting something
>>572111508Peh! As if.>first umapyoi was with air groove
>>572111508I would fold in front of any vaguely attractive humanoid female
>>572111508Well shit nigga obviouslyI'm afraid of women
>>572111508yes, and?
150/7 = 21.5how we supposed to get average of what ug2
>>572111508This is an Oguri Cap (as in peak) general, we like autistic women here.
This was a crazy run.
Wife Groove would be good for me. I would tease her daily
I can't look at groove the same way after watching that 1 netorase hentai she literally has the same hairstyleI'm not even into nts
Can anyone post their Throne rotation?
>>572111916
>>572111508she didn't give me her wedding alt during her bannernever ran her career again for months until she spooked me when i was rolling for diaif anything, she was the one who folded to me
>>572112008No, mine always faces forward.
Remember to get the Mile/Med/Long race enthusiast skills on your event team, they give about 4k points each
>>572111348Ruby LOVE
>>572112126maji?sou des nyan?nyaruhodo
>>572111752Holy!!Stay blessed.
>>572111797She shouldn't be embarrassed about being hugged by her husband of many years...
>>572111508>people would fold in front of a cute wifeya no shit faggot what of it?
>>572112253I said something really embarrasing and dumb in front of the kids
>>572112126
>>572111734You get points for filling out the umadex. >>572106738>>572105230 So if you want to hit that threshold easily, gotta catch 'em all. Helps if you get the enthusiast skills by winning a race with 2 specific umas on your team once
>>572112315I would fold pretzels for Flash
Deck recommendation for dirt TT?
>DO NOT PULL FOR FINE MOTION WAIT FOR THE 2ND RERUN>*secretly pulls for fine motion on his account*
>>572111752Idk how to feel about this. It has a bunch of 3*, but they're not particularly useful...
>>572111508 I have the misfortune to be above an imbecile in intelligence but below average
>>572112326>>572111907Tachyon LOVE
>>572112485Nopers
>>572112831hoe
>>572112637tachy shoejobs
>>572112483Falco's kit is already goated. You can borrow Taiki's speed card (all the dirt TT races are miles) and user Yeppers guts for free guts and her gold.
>>572112485Saving for Teio Wit.
>>572112830>>572112830
>>572112485I told you to roll THOyou should have listened to me specifically
>>572112504SPIT IT OUT!SPIT THAT SHIT OUT RIGHT NOW!
>>5721124913star Spd will be good in GL.
So this is the power of The Throne... I think I should start saving for the Three Goddesses
>>572111752post deck pls
>>572113015Please do not skip the Ancestors banner
which uma is the easiest to convince deceive into having sex?
>>572112908Is this good enough?
>another ntr threadlol
>>572111993I know that feel, fuck omelettes
>>572113238FCM isn't a TT skill and Urara's gold is okay at best, but yeah, if that's what you have go ahead.
>>572113459>>572113459>>572113459
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>ntr>belno whoretoday's a bad day for /uma/, huh?
I still don't get why the need of 2nd bake when 2nd bake is going to be a JP uma anyway
>>572113564Belno's a cutie
>>572113583>JP >BelnoBut I do agree why the 2nd bakes. It's not like the OP matters anyway
>>572113675that little shitstain is a man-stealing, homewrecking, slut
I really should just make a last minute smaru and vbobo, but the last time I tried making fronts I wanted to kill myself
End result of all the CM matches I REALLY want the title and it's pretty damn hard to decide what to go with for finals
>>572111656you would probably fold to some men too
>>572114629honestly probably
>>572112315>>572112474WOAH okay maybe I do need my onahole today after all!
>>572112126Real? Is that what I'm missing?Thanks bro
>>572112315>>572112474my paizuri slave
