# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[APRIL 2026] Decay and Burial being developed simultaneously, whichever episode gets completed first is the next major update. It's currently looking like it'll be Burial.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=537755982024934503# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>571782528
kissu
>>572118789https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WHTiUUwLXw
Pool's closed due to AIDS
>>572119968>didn't post nigdrew or nigley with thatNGMI
Threadly reminder bratty sisters get their turdcutter penetrated until morale improves!
>>572120067Based
noelle is built for it, just like ashley
Threadly reminder Renee deserved a better more complete life, and those 2 parasites kept mooching off of her hard work for YEARS!>b-but she asked Andrew for cash once!How much she must have paid in clothes, food and utilities just because those 2 kept forcing her and Douglas into dead end jobs instead of letting them live their life? And Andrew was the only one doing odd-jobs, Ashley is a fucking useless clump who just takes what she wants and leeches all day watching TV instead of doing something with her life.18 years old Andrew should have gone the fuck off and get his own house, then Ashley must have done the same.
>>572119658They have such a creepy relationship but I love the atmosphere of this game. When is the next episode coming out?
>>572122065July 1, trust the plan
>>572122065Hopefully we have word July 1st. If I were to guess release date: September/October.
>>572120617What the fuck was the purpose of adding "your clothes smell disgusting"? This could've been a simple image of a cute sister doing cute sister things.
>>572119824Shout out to the one person on Duolicious with /calg/ tagged
>>572122065I find their relationship beautifulhttps://youtu.be/gbIkVo6vilQ
>>572122752I mean it would be cute if they were childhood friends.
>>572122692>Duolicious
>>572122913Lurk for a thousand years first to absolve your soul of outcestuous faggotry and pussydom.
>>572122913Look what the newfag's saying
>>572056353Somehow neither my mom nor sister has a single hair tie.How am I supposed to Thiumaxx under these conditions?
>>572122913>>572122065What's wrong with them being siblings, since apparently that's the issue with them? For example:Julie and Mark, who are sister and brother, are traveling together in France. They are both on summer vacation from college. One night they are staying alone in a cabin near the beach. They decide that it would be interesting and fun if they tried making love. At the very least it would be a new experience for each of them. Julie is already taking birth control pills, but Mark uses a condom too, just to be safe. They both enjoy it, but they decide not to do it again. They keep that night as a special secret between them, which makes them feel even closer to each other. So what do you think about this? Was it wrong for them to have sex?
>>572123669I was gonna say "Julia has a brother?!" before I realized what you're trying to say. Logically I wouldn't care, I'd just experience a disgust response if a pair of siblings confessed to fucking. That's what I mean by creepy.
>>572123649A pack of them is like $3 tops, if you have long hair why don't you have your own>>572123976FWIW I didn't come up with that, it's from Johnathan Haidt's "The Righteous Mind"
>>572123649>How am I supposed to Thiumaxx under these conditions?Well you shouldn't, you see.>>572123669Don't try to explain it to them anon, the normalcattle can only learn the truth of these divine teachings if they become real /calg/gers over time. Lurking is their only path to salvation.
>>572123669it was wrong for them to use contraception
>>572122065>When is the next episode coming out?
>>572123976>I'd just experience a disgust response if a pair of siblings confessed to fucking.You don't really belong here as anons pointed out.
>>572124289Interesting, a Catholic Delphist
>>572124049>A pack of them is like $3 tops, if you have long hair why don't you have your ownI don't have a job and I don't leave the house.
>>572123649>You want to... what? Thee-u-max...?
>>572124416If you ask your mother, would she be willing to spend $3 on you?
>>572123669They shouldn't have, because having sex could have damaged their relationship. What if one of them regrets it, or wants to keep having sex while the other doesn't? Many friends have fallen out over these things. That didn't happen but they couldn't have known that ahead of time.Also casual sex outside marriage is inherently wrong even with mutual consent.
>>572122913>it would be cute if they were childhood friends.That's pretty stupid. They're perfect together, who cares about muh blood relationship or even age? Andrew could be a 60 years old gramps and Ashley could be 4 for all I care!
Brazil is the greatest country in the world when it gives us this stuff!https://youtu.be/mMt5tsT7SGA>>572122913Fuck off, its hotter BECAUSE they are blood related.
My sister stole me a new pair of jordans
>>572126191tell sheniqua to give them back, jamal
>>572124197It's either thiumaxxing or transitioning and leyleymaxxing. You should be happy I chose the former and not the latter
>>572127450
>>572125583I agree. They also gave us this one which is probably my favorite everhttps://youtu.be/pM6mifS2BmE
>>572128359Gonna feed him grilled fish and salad
>>572129192Fuck I wouldn't mind Renee pegging me. How different do you think is Renee's body from Ashley's? And who is better in bed?
>>572129835There is a 0.0000% chance Ashley is better than Renee in bed. Renee is a sex demon
>>572130204Guess you got a point, also she had a lot more years to practice since its clear she started quite young. At what age do you think Renee had her first time and do you think it was with Doug? Somehow she feels like the problem child who would start younger.I still think Ashley got the potential if she didn't have so many hang ups about it. I think the problem was watching those evangelic shows
I wish Nemlei would put tcoaal on itch again, or on gog. I want to actually play the game instead of being a YT larper, but my steam library is shared with my sister
>>572130619Given that Renee was like 15ish when she had Andrew, her first time was probably around then too. I kinda can't see them using contraceptives, so my headcanon is that Renee got pregnant shortly after her and Doug started dating.
>>572130619why do artists still draw Renee as bigger even though Ashley canonically mogs her?
>>572131567I feel like she started even younger. Maybe 13ish>>572130851Own it, show her this fun little game you played with a great story. See how she reacts>>572131736Is she really? I thought Renee was Ashley but fat
>>572130851man up and gift her the game, then use her account to play
>>572130851>my steam library is shared with my sisterMy Steam account is shared with my sister, and I managed. Making a second Steam account is piss easy.
>>572132271Or better yet, play together and aim for the incest route.
>>572130851I've played the entire way through to the Decay cliffhanger in front of my sister, grow up
>>572130851Apparently you can just play the game online the first chapter anyway
>>572130851That violates the Steam Subscriber Agreement.
>>572136407Its a built in feature.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/593110/view/4605582245626919823
How young are your sisters that you have to be worried about them seeing TCOAAL in your library?
>>572136891>coffin supports family sharingkino
>>572135092Tcoaal Netflix port when?
>>572130851Be a man and just play the game with her
>>572137051They're almost 18, but I don't really want them knowing I play the chuddy incest game. My mom already accused me of being attracted to them before
>>572124289Based
>>572138223Fuck your sister infront of your parents to establish dominance
>>572134739All routes have incest
>>572138223>almost 18>My mom already accused me of being attracted to them beforeThis is funnier and sadder the older you are
>>572138589I'm 19
>>572122913
>>572138818Then this is a nothingburger just don't let your mom catch you fucking her daughter
>>572139106I have no interest in fucking her daughter
>>572137954Tcoaal YouTube Playables port when
Which will be canon, Burial or Decay?
>>572138490Well good point, if anything, Decay may have more incest at this point than Burial
>>572140474I think Nemlei is the type to be like 'All routes are valid!'
>>572139245Fix that.
>>572139245Why not? Are you a homosexual?
>>572139245My sister is actually the only member of my immediate family who I haven't had a creepy semi-incestuous relationship with. So maybe she projecting.
>>572139245
>>572138876omoGOAT
>>572141535was this guy supposed to be agent 47
>>572122692I will fuck this person. I do not care about the gender.
>>572143032can't behis facial expression is far more than what agent 47 is capable of
>>572130851Nigga who cares? I played Episode 2 and 3A with my sister. If normies can talk about Game of Thrones with their relatives then they can handle Coffin.
>>572141376Who have you had semi-incestuous relationships with?
>>572142934
>>572143032Chadcop is Chadcop.
>>572143532Both my parents
>>572144061What
>>572144061How are your parents still together lmao
>>572144538My dad is dead
>>572138818>People younger than the PlayStation 3 are allowed to use this site
>>572145051Is it because you broke his heart by not committing to a fully incestuous relationship with him or because his wife was emotionally cheating on him with their son
>>572127051>these are my ONLY options okay???>>572130851I wish you weren't a PUSSY
>>572145051No wonder you're Thiu nigga. Are all Thiuposters like this? Is this the stuff that leads to Thiumaxxing? That's sad, I don't know if I'm annoyed of you guys as much anymore.
>>572144061wut
>>572145358You're going to get old and die someday unc. We can't have millenial NEETs run this site forever. It's time for lifeless zoomers in urgent need of grass-touchery, and sibling breeding too to boot.
>>572146707Zillennials carry the flame
>>572146798>carry the flameSomeone do the memeWho would be a good candidate for a Charlie Kirk from Coffinland in universe? I'm thinking the representative of the water company is a good pick, I'm sure he supports Hussrael too.
What are the odds of Julia escaping unharmed in every route?
>>572146707being a zoomer is fine, it's just not good to be a retarded wigger
>>572144061Boys really do make the best girls
>>572147480100%
>>572145914Dad was 50 and didn't believe in medicine.
>>572148132I'm sorry to hear that. I can tell you cared a lot about him.
>>572148205I really didn't. He was kind of an awful person.He died with a full head of hair tho. So that's nice for my genes
>>572145051
>>572148635>spoilerYou've got to look at your mother's side for that.
The Graves Siblings being dysfunctional and codependent, then it cuts to Julia doing something wholesome.
>>572145051I'm sorry about that, kitten. I'm willing to be your daddy and fuck you in the ass. It'll hurt me more than it'll hurt you, but someone's gotta do it.
>>572149398Whenever Julia isn't on screen, characters should be asking "Where's Julia?"
>>572149519I ask this all the time.
>>572149519>>572149897Many are asking this
>>572149398>"Aw geez Ashley, this is worse than the time Julia went to get pretzels from the new bakery."
>>572149497Don't make promises you don't intend to keep
>>572150419>There's no cruel twist, it's just Julia getting pretzels>The baker even accidentally gave her an extra one
After a hard day's work you come home only to find your sister isn't interested in letting you shoot semen on her face. More and more I realize Grandpa Graves and Andrew are right about women.
>>572150751Lets be honest, there is only one way to reset a woman back to factory (tradwife) settings
>>572150751more and more I realise incels need to be weeded at birth
the truest of true endings
>>572151254Foid, you need to learn that facials are a therapeutic act of friendship.
>>572151603>friendshipSo getting a facial from someone else wouldn't be cheating? Face it, you're just not brother-husband material, that's why you're not getting your dick sucked by your sister-wife.
>>572151315old man yaoi...
>>572150751Ashley can be such a bitch most of the time, but that makes the hate sex even better.
>>572151603>friendshipyeah thats all you can hope for with a girl. if you REALLY loved your sister, you would
>>572150751Since getting a job I have unironically understood why some men come home and beat their wives. Not that it's right, it isn't. But sometimes I come home from work and my mother/sister immediately start with some horseshit and I definitely feel like just hitting them
>>572151315
>>572151731Cheating on your friends is wrong
>>572152003So then it's not just a friendly act, you can't "cheat" on your friends. I get that this is the inbreeding general but how many generations of your parents have been siblings?
>>572152264>you can't "cheat" on your friends3 years later and we still have to teach faggots about platonic incest. Facials should be a fun and innocent bonding experience between siblings and that's exactly what it would be if not for stupidity.
>>572152537>platonicIf your feelings for your sister are anything less than romantic you don't have a soul and will be cast into the outer darkness for ??? to eat.
>>572130851OKAY OKAY OKAY I'M BUYING IT
>>572130851
>>572151315The purest form of love...
>>572152742Thiuposters are so fuckable
>>572151972Please don't hit your sister. If she starts being a bitch, surprise her by kissing her on the lips
>>572151974the thought of stretching out andrews soft bussy, coating it with cum and spit, is making me go feralsoft handed /lit/ bitch getting pounded as punishment for not being able to get a fire going and complaining about the outdoors
>>572150751>>572151173Nigger, choose a better bait. Even Shots & Such makes it clear that Andrew still wants to make Ashley happy, even though it is the Blameshifting: the Ending on both sides.
>>572153380>Please don't hit your sister.I won't. I did that once and regretted it. But fuck me sometimes I want to. Just saying I get why Andrew hit Ashley
>>572153445This but it's Andrew forcing me onto my knees and fucking my mouth with his monster cock without regard to my well being while I just try to keep myself together and make him feel good
>>572153685renee...
>>572152537Based. I agree, I would gladly let my sister give me a golden shower.Brothers and sisters should be free to have fun with one another. Its the healthy thing to do.>>572153380Or just take her anally.
>>572153489>both sidesApart from pic related, Ashley does literally nothing wrong in that route.
>>572152742I'm marking it as private, so it shouldn't show up in my library
>>572153915>cookleyCockley...
>>572151974andy yaoi..
>>572153876>>572153380This is why you're supposed to make your sister wear a Bluetooth vibrator. She says or does something wrong, that's a quick 15-30 second blast at full power, and if she can't stay standing then she's going to make herself useful while she's on the floor.Did you guys not get your Kit9ster Sister Kits? It came with that, a horrible apple-cinnamon honey pack, shorts with extra large belt loops, and a few other things but I spend so much time at Sismart I've forgotten exactly what I've gotten where
>>572153924I don't understand the fuss about trying to hide it.
>>572153243I wish I was fuckable.
>>572153924God why are you faggots so scared of your sisters finding out you play this game? Your sisters didn't cancel you for watching Game of Thrones, did they?
>>572154380nta but I didn't watch Game of Thrones desuI've seen clips of the spin off with the poor dickhead and the bald child noble but that's it, is any of it good?
>>572154380No GoT fans shot up a mosque
>>572154307>you're supposed to make your sister wear a Bluetooth vibrator. She says or does something wrong, that's a quick 15-30 second blast at full power, and if she can't stay standing then she's going to make herself useful while she's on the floor.Based. Nothing like some conditioning to make a sister become a proper trad wife.
>>572154535Yeah but fans of mosques have shot up stuff and killed people and they're still liked
>>572153915Well, unless you think that seriously demanding Julia's head, or raping Andrew while he's drunk, and having a gigantic meltdown over the fact that sex can be something she enjoys rather than a profound sacrifice on her part, and, uh, going full serial killer, is wrong. Non-Cliffhanger Decay is the route where Ashley is at her worst yet.
>>572155127IDK what country you live, but Muslims are certainly not well liked in the U.S.
>>572155197>seriously demanding Julia's headShe had a melty because Andrew was cheating on her>raping Andrew while he's drunkShe raped him in self-defense>having a gigantic meltdown over the fact that sex can be something she enjoysMaking Andrew have to earn sex was the one thing she had left to stop him from hitting her everyday
>>572154192Many are saying this
>>572155197That dude's straight simping. I don't think what Ashley did qualifies as rape, but either way she wasn't exactly completely blameless for everything that happened even if Andrew is in fact the bigger piece of shit of the two.
>>572153924You've made the right choice anon. Would your sister really freak out if she knew you had it though? My sister really doesn't give a shit. Your mom accused you of being attracted to but if she didn't care then why would you? My sister knows but not my mom.
>>572155830They take turns between the game and Thiu's bussy
>>572153924Rank the setup
>>572158972W-what do you have locked behind that door?
Ashley becoming Andrew's little butt slut.
>>572158972Nice, I wasn't aware that the other nemgames were on SteamAlso, what's the writing on your notebook?
Sex. With Nemlei.
sex with Ashley
>>572159932holy slop
>>572159932Some are saying this
>>572159531Airbnb owner keeps stuff in there>>572159732>Nice, I wasn't aware that the other nemgames were on SteamThey're not. JiaC was originally, but it's been delisted You can add non-steam games to steam. The coverart is from steamgriddb>Also, what's the writing on your notebook?Diary
>>572160013https://x.com/Gozuu_/status/1941712415005286721
>>572160450>>572160013It's sad that this artist's work has declined. It used to be good, but after the slop revolution he's decided to learn how to replicate slop by hand. Sad!
>>572160642>get proven wrong>double down
>>572160450https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=gozuu>starts drawing in a slop style right afteryou cannot convince me otherwise
>>572160702We've had this conversation before in a previous thread.
Thinking about having sex with Renee's corpse again
>>572158972Holy shit an original Steam controller, sick!
>>572161610Cutting up Renee's pubic mound and carrying her like a pocket onahole!
>>572163054For me it's sacrificing her to ??? then realizing I'm alone with the still-warm body of an attractive woman and giving in to my base desires until I cum and the realization of what I did washes over me and I dismember her body to hide my crime
>>572162271I bought it when the original steam machines flopped, and they sold the controllers for $12 to get rid off them.
>>572155830
>>572164194I would keep it alive for as long as possible, feeding it with IV bags and cleaning it up so she remains my living sexdoll
>>572165343I wonder if you could get a demon to possess a soulless body.
>>572155197>Decay is the route where Ashley is at her worst yet.And that is quite hot. I don't want to fix her, I want to make her WORSE!
>>572165436That is basically the plot of the movie Obsession and its not pretty. As hot as it is, demons can't fully adapt to human behavior.Ashley totally acts like the Obsession girl.
Plenty of dogshit posts... Luckily I'm banned so I can just overlook and ignore most posts on the thread until my three day vacation ends.
>>572165598>>572165765Wowzers!! I can't believe how Ashley Graves from [the flavour of this month] is so BPD and crazy and evil and hot and goth and stuff!! Man, I wish I had a jee-eff like that IRL!!
"Our policy with the life insurance company should be finalized within the week. I've already discussed the matter with the insurance agent.""I take it he was agreeable?""Oh yes, most certainly. When I mentioned that our children were two healthy young adults, he was so willing it took no time at all.""Our children... The sexual tension is intensifying to the point where me might not be able to contain it.""Why contain it? Let them fornicate in the apartment, let their love making spill over into the living room and bathroom. In the end, they're never seeing the light of day again.""Hmm... I hope you're not underestimating things. Our children are quite wily and they may find a way to escape the quarantine..."
>>572166352Duck wasn't that aware of the scheme nor is there any proof that he was aware of their incestuous desires, Renny did and knew it all
why didnt the mom encourage them to fuck and produce a litter of kids to maximize insurance collection?
>>572166352I know his name is based on the pun Dug Graves but is Renee's name also chosen due to some hidden meaning?>>572166754It wasn't something she carefully planned but rather taking advantage of an offer to profit and not be killed off along with the other tenants. Renee isn't that smart as a matter of fact.I wonder if she was so liked in her community because besides being a good cook she engages in swinging and hotwife activities.
>>572166352>our children are quite wily and they may find a way to escape the quarantine...That goes so hard because of how they escaped against all the odds. Part of the appeal of the Graves to me has always been how cool they can be. At the end of the day they're really just two youngsters in a situation elders put them in to die but they do the impossible and survive. Imagine being the Surgeon and just coming to one of the apartments only to see both of your guards dead, one of them butchered along with a woman upstairs and an empty apartment with the neighbour of it being found in the fridge and literally eaten a little, with a carpet clearly leading outside through a window. And then they show up at their parents' house, imagine the shock after thinking you're finally rid of them only for them to spawn right back at you and use you as demon bait. That's some INDOMITABLE HUMAN SPIRIT type of shit, it's awesome.
>>572167117They are survivors but also such toxic people and I love them for it.
WORD CLOUD ANON, WAKE UP
Does Andrew know how good he has it?
>>572169536No.
I want to sexually satisfy Julia
>>572171203A hussy cannot be satisfied by definition
>>572169536Yes. He is right to be miserable.
>>572153490>I did that once and regretted itWhat happened?
>>572172818I truly don't really remember. We were arguing about something and she just pissed me off so much I hit her. It's entirely unlike me, I'm not a violent person. I don't even remember hitting her, I just remember her lip bleeding and her crying "YOU HURT ME" with tears in her eyes. I wish I could take it back
>>572173809Did you hug her
>>572173809>I just remember her lip bleeding and her crying "YOU HURT ME" with tears in her eyesJesus Christ Anon, I didn't think people could still say things ITT that made me feel any type of way. How long ago was this, have you made up? Are you nice to her now?
>>572175491Yeah, I was able to calm her down before she told our mom
>>572175835Whoops didn't see this post, sorry. And yeah it was the worst thing I ever did to her. Not to be dramatic, but it is something I think about at night.>How long ago was this, have you made up? Are you nice to her now?~8 years ago, though my memory isn't great. But I can't have been more than 16 when it happened. And yeah we made up and I'm nice to her now. Nicer than she is to me, but that's a separate thing
>>572176229Oh, that's a bit better, I was a mess to my sister growing up too. I was worried you were 23 or whatever and boxing your little sister.
>>572176229>Nicer than she is to me,She want you to hit her again
Are you guys all weirdos? What is there to discuss for this 4 hour game?
>>572176579The Freudian imagery, especially with the emphasis on cannibalism and a variety of things that point towards the oral stage, for one, which even starts getting towards the Andy/Andrew Leyley/Ashley stuff insofar as it's still psychoanalytic, although off the top of my head that gets closer to Lacan's mirror stage although that's somewhat a reach since that's more about the I-identification in a mirror than one's name per se.Alternatively, we could get into a shorter conversation about how flowers are what support many "living" things (for Andrew and Ashley, the red flowers do it literally, for the souls, they just eat them) and the subsequent use of flowers in Andrew's visions, where he tries relying on Julia to sustain him but it does not work because what truly keeps him going, what he genuinely wants, is AshleyThere's also just casual chatting about your sister
>>572176318>>572176428Oh believe me, I have wanted to. But I know better now>>572176579>Are you guys all weirdos?Yeah>What is there to discuss for this 4 hour game?The girls are super cute
>>572176961>girlS>openly having a wandering eyeAnd you wonder why your sister isn't that nice to you.
>>572176229>Nicer than she is to me, but that's a separate thingSo she's not holding a grudge because you hit her?
>>572176579>4 hour gameyou poor, poor streamfag
>>572176579We're still trying to figure out where the carrots and onions are.
>>572177408I can help you read faster if you want champ.
>>572119658
>>572178213>sex sisters pleaseIt's like looking into a mirror.
>>572168669 >>572178213I was about to pronounce you dead
>>572177083Oh, fuck you (and her). I'd have eyes for only her if she was nicer to me>>572177239No. I'm actually a great brother to her outside of that
Is cousincest discussion allowed here?
>>572178213>black die death
>>572178807Allcest is allowed you just have to deal with babies chimping out
>>572171406Julia is not a hussy. She is a cute angel>>572178213>Julia loveYup yup yup that's the stuff. I feel like Julia has been a top 5 word on the wordcloud for a while now
>>572178807Consider >>>/r9k/mcg as well. Despite the name, it's open to all incestuous people and isn't borderline off topic like conversations just about cousin incest would arguably be here
>>572178807I mean, it's allowed in the sense that nobody has the power to stop you, but it's also topically irrelevant to Coffin or other NemGames.
>>572179120/r9k/ scares me
>>572178213>god ass ashley
>ashley please not in front of your brother hahaha
Anyone else like when Ashley said she was gonna shit out her parents?
I call up my friend, the good angelBut she's out with her answerphoneShe said that she'd love to come help, butThe sea would electrocute us all
>>572178807I wonder what happened to Cousindrew, the guy who always posted pic related?
>>572180049The rest of /r9k/ sucks a lot of the time but /mcg/ is unironically one of the most relaxed regularly-occurring threads that I've seen on any board. You can also just lurk it until Monday when we get a new /mcg/ if you're that scared desu
>>572178213>giving faggot
>>572180712>haggotry
>>572181165Thiu gives major faggot desuwa
>>572181634Yeah you "give" major faggot too for using that word like that.
>>572178807It's a free country
>>572181897Now you're getting it, anon-tachi
>>572183297>>572181897>>572181634>>572181165I need Thiuposters to be "giving" me a blowjob
>>572176945Nemlei sure know their stuff, huh. Andrew psychoanalyzing himself in the cliffhanger is my favorite part, and Nina's name being replaced with [____] was so cool, it reminded me of Freud's "repression"
>>572184720The next art movement will be Nemleian literature.
I'm not asking for much, just to have an 8 inch cock that I insert into Julia while staring at her pretty face while she closes her eyes out of pleasure and embarrassment and because my cock is almost too big for her to take and she moans my name
>>572185115Nemleian her nuts across your forehead.
>>572185115I highly disagree with you. The literature is practically dead now. Just like how the means to express oneself dictate the course of art, the consumers also do. Now, with the audience consisting mainly of internet users, authors choose the acceptable in the internet means to express themselves. And internet literature is practically dead, since it's best representatives is japanese ranobe and chinese light novels, and also fanfiction; thus, someone of such calibre like great Nemlei would more likely choose the "old reliable" visual novel style.But if you're talking about the general "soul" of art, then I sure agree. "Nemleian" definitely represents the best characteristics of "avant-garde"
>>572186546Games are lit
Where are the census results?
>>572186826And niggas gettin into fandoms like TcoAaL is hella lame iyknwim
>>572186998I want to beat this game I'm playing first. In other words I'm lazy
did we ever finish putting together a list of nemleian incest lit?
>>572186826Sorry, I thought you used the jargon synonym of "cool", but you shortened the word literature like the /lit/.Then I should stay instead "One can only hope"
>>572176579>>572176945>with the emphasis on cannibalismWhat does it mean that Ashley loves eating people? Is there any truth to her statements that it makes her stronger?
>>572188961nta but I've had to play text-based games (eg. Galatea) in literature courses. It wouldn't surprise me to see VNs at some point in an academic setting
>>572189685I'd argue that cannibalism shares a "problem" with incest in that they're both a socially-forbidden turning inwards, in the case of incest it's inwards toward the family (instead of outwards into society) and cannibalism is intra-species consumption rather than inter-species consumption. Both their affection for each other and cannibalism are also mediated via the mouth; obviously you have to eat with the eating-hole, but they don't have to flirt with and ragebait each other, they could just fuck (in theory). Ashley in particular is incredibly regressive, but Andrew doesn't make it very far away from Ashley, he just hides and normalizes his urges (which is why Ashley can remark that an ostensible corpse is a lot of meat, but poor little Anders can barely choke down cooked human flesh with seasoning and veggies, as well as why he keeps thinking they'll stop eating people and he asks Ashley to make her human-food more like food that humans would eat and less like slop made from humans).In a less thematic sense, I'm inclined to believe her statements about it making her stronger, if not directly via absorbing their energy then at least via worsening her view of herself and becoming more of a tar soul, but we'll have to wait until Nemlei gives us more content.Apologies if I rambled, it's after midnight where I am and I'm going to bed soon.
>>57218971210/10 representation of the unprejudiced march of progress. What would you want to create if you were a writer? I'd wrote about how people influence eachother differently without themselves realizing it
>>572190427Insanely good analysis. Reaction to the thought of cannibalism by the siblings as a symbol of their own suppressed morbid desires is a real food for thought. On the other hand I think you're wrong about Ashley realizing that becoming worse makes her more powerful in the demonic realm, I believe that her treating the consumption of people as taking their strength is a reference to her "animalistic" theme
>>572190427>In a less thematic sense, I'm inclined to believe her statements about it making her stronger, if not directly via absorbing their energy then at least via worsening her view of herself and becoming more of a tar soulthis was my thoughts as well, eating human meat is empowering in the sense it symbolically weakens her humanitarian restrictions on what shes capable of.
>>572192002does julia know the earth is made of no good brother stealing whores? she will return there
>>572192125>she will return thereShe will attain eternal life through Jesus Christ
>>572190848I'm not sure, I'm much better at analysis than creative writing (in my opinion; I have heard opinions to the contrary but I think that was just politeness about it being my 3rd language. If you really want, I can try and translate it tomorrow but it'll probably sound even worse). The boring honest answer is that I just wish I could write better poetry in English, I really struggle with hearing meter correctly despite English being my first language. Or smut (ideally romantic and incestuous), I used to write greentexts ITT and it was a lot of fun desu.>>572191729>Insanely good analysisThanks, I try sometimes>On the other hand I think you're wrong about Ashley realizingIn fairness, I don't think she's even realized why it's worked, she just knows eating people is good for her, but we'll hopefully get more glimpses of the systems that make entities/magic/etc. work in Coffin. Anyway, what animalistic themes do you see in her aside from her being territorial, somewhat reactive/impulsive, and the choker (which looks like a collar)?I've got some notes on my phone about the Freudian stuff that I can clean up and turn into a post tomorrow that pretty much just gives a bunch of examples of where mouths are important in terms of relationships in TCOAAL. There's actually a lot of them; an obvious one is that the chain comes from Ashley's mouth in that dream sequence where Andrew has the chain on, a less obvious one is that even with Julia, Andrew wanted to smash her teeth in so she could give better blowjobs (and this is reaching, but one should stretch before bed: if one "lies through one's teeth", Andrew is fed up with lying, but he and Ashley need teeth to bite each other, whose teeth can get knocked out by proxy? This hussy >>572192953, circled in red so you know where to punch to remove those cock chomping dick destroyers).
>>572192953>implying Our Heroes won't
>>572193543First two posts referenced by you are mine, so I'll answer them here. Yes, of course, please do translate it. As for the animalistic it's her intuition and desire to not abide by the rules. Andrew himself stated that she's perceptive like an animal. And you pointing out her impulsive behaviour too. At least that's what I saw in her
Anders didn't have money for not-MTG, but what color would he have played if he did? I'm thinking blue
>>572196879For me it's Green/Black. And not just because of his color scheme.
>>572193625Jesus is cool like that.
>>572187069Why even close it then nig
>Ashley… what doth life? Doth it life us? Or doth we life it? Like, are we just fleshy blips in some cosmic soup, or is it vice-reversa? Vice-reversa? That's when you reverse the vice… like unscrewing pain from the socket of existence.>Andrew, you're doing it again. You're conundrummering all over the place. Life isn't a soup. It's a stew. A stew of meaningless oblivion with chunks of destiny floating like sad carrots. And you're the spoon that keeps stirring up trouble.>Trouble? Trouble is just love wearing a scary mask! I once stared into the abyss and the abyss stared back… and then it asked for my number. I gave it yours. You're welcome.>You gave the abyss my number? That's low, even for you. The abyss called me at 3 AM asking if I wanted to "transcend together." I had to block the void. Now the phone has a hole in it where enlightenment used to leak out.>Enlightenment isn't something you leak, Ashley. It's something you weaponize. Like a gun made of pure intention. Pew pew! I shoot wisdom at people and they explode into better versions of themselves. Or sometimes just explode. Same difference>Wisdom? You mean like when you "helped" Mom by teaching her a Navaho rain dance to fix the leaky faucet? Now the kitchen floods every time someone says "tears." And ducks show up. Tear ducks. They're everywhere. Quacking about their tragic backstories.>Exactly! That's the beauty of it. Pain hurts, Ashley. But to understand pain you must first understand pain. And then punch pain in the face until pain apologizes and buys you a smoothie. A smoothie of forgiveness. With extra whey protein for the soul.>You're impossible! You're like a walking paradox wrapped in a riddle dipped in pretentious nonsense!>And you're the sister who thinks she's above it all… but deep down you're just jealous because my nonsense has levels. Levels upon levels. Like a fractal of bullshit. Infinite bullshit. You're welcome for the infinity.
>>572201797k
>>572201441All the other censuses ran for one week each. But I think I'll beat this game in the next 24 hours, then I can pump out the census results image
What do you suppose Andrew's favorite prog rock band is?
>>572204434I read that as preg rock
>>572204434He's a brooding edgyboi and probably a millennial, so it can't be anything other thanThe Mars Volta
>>572204434>>572205390Wahey
sisters are cute.
>>572168378>muh le taxi cow dependencyThey're based and hussie media is lying to you>>572173809>her lip bleedingBitch I thought it was just a mildly red cheek. Hug her whenever you find the chance to.
>>572176579Sex. With sisters.
>>572178807Cousins are substitute siblings so why not, plus it's mentioned in game by triangle people. Other than that only siblings will be tolerated despite what the secondaries/casuals/newfags/trolls might tell you.We also hold Delphic Mass every sunday. It's just like Catholic Mass but we kiss our sisters' foreheads instead.
>>572180692I'm here, but I'm too busy to reply right now. Just know that it's all good and thank you for asking Cousindrew-checker-upper-kun.
My sister bought me ANOTHER tapestry for my apartment but I already have enough to cover all my walls.
>>572207308>taxi cow dependencyI'm writing this one down holy shit
July status?
>>572207682Are you dating your cousin yet!?
>>572208546I've been saying that for who knows how long! It's like you don't even care about me Anondy!!>>572210598I *have been* dating my cousin my whole life, we only now started clearly being romantic. She moved in with me a couple months back yada yada, in short I will wife her up in no time just trust the plan.
>>572210924Do you...do...do you hold hands!?
>>572210924>Okay, see you in 2 months. Bye. It's been over 7 months, have you banged her yet?
>>572207682>>572210598>>572210924>>572211065>>572211226
>>572211902Larpers need to be treated like fags and publicly shamed for trying to involve strangers into their sibling role play.
What if Friend B came to the apartment building with a marble rye for Andrew and Ashley to eat, but he wasn't able to throw it up high enough for them to catch it? Andrew goes inside the apartment and comes out with a fishing pole and lowers the hook down to Friend B who baits it with the rye and Andrew reels it up? Once Andrew has the marble rye, he turns around and the warden is standing right there!
>>572212270I don't think anyone was allowed near the containment zone
>>572212270As if either of the graves could have friends
Ashley takes it up the ass
>>572194374These were all free verse; the first two are about the same person. Sorry if they're not good in English, I didn't think they were that good in Italian as a whole desu.>IIf everything is importantNothing is importantUnless one wants to be like GodBut that is my first sin.It is the nights that give meaning to the dayAnd it is tears that give meaning to smilesThe sad moments that give meaning to happy onesAnd absence that gives meaning to presence.ButThis is my second sin:The fact that—More than everything—I love you.>IIThe brown of my hair is why I am not uniqueBut the brown of your hair is like nothing that existsWith the brown in my eyes, there is no artBut with the color in your eyes, I see better than the art of the Renaissance (for I am reborn at each glance)The same joke from my lips is heavyFrom your lips, I fly into laughterMy silence, terrifiedYour silence, composed like artHow can it beThat every reason to hate myself is a reason to love you?>III, this was my favoriteFew wordsMany meaningsEvery wordA universe>As for the animalistic it's her intuition and desire to not abide by the rules. Andrew himself stated that she's perceptive like an animal. And you pointing out her impulsive behaviour too. At least that's what I saw in herGood catches, I forgot about Andrew stating that in particular. I'll get around to cleaning up some of the notes about the emphasis on mouths/speech/etc. in a bit, in the meantime I'm using this as a bump since we're on Page 6
Ashley tries to contact Julia to tell her that Andrew is evil and she can't live with him anymore.>"....You sent me 127 voicemails telling me to kill myself. I don't feel sorry for you at all".
Renee of the Julii
How far away do you think Julia will move after college?
Would ashley be a weeb
>>572222178Sorry, my phone notes are too disjointed to make this into something that coherent.Both Andrew and Ashley are incredibly orally fixated with one another, we can see this in the way that they bite one another in various scenes or in the few scenes where they kiss one another (which is often a "big scene"). One of the other biggest "oral" emphases between Andrew and Ashley is the central role that speech acts play in Coffin, be it through deals with the not-literal devil or through promises with one another. In some sense, the entire game is about being "seen" or named correctly (eg. Andy vs Andrew, Leyley vs Ashley, more on this below) and communicating one's thoughts honestly and healthily. This loops back to Andrew's issues with Julia; it's not just that she gives shitty blowjobs, but that every part of her is a pale imitation of/shoddy replacement for Ashley in his mind. People largely interact with and are mediated by speech acts, especially in this game, which is why Julia has a taped mouth, why the key is in her mouth, and why Andrew would focus so much on that being the problem with Julia: that is where it is most obvious that she is not Ashley. Not just because Ashley would, under ideal circumstances, go crazy for Andrewcock, but also simply because Julia does not speak like Ashley, even if they look the same and may even do many of the same things (prior to the quarantine, at least).1/2
>>572224586Many of their oral needs are transposed not just onto each other (eg friendship or Andrew feeding Ashley) but they also sublimate many of their needs and messages via toys; we can think classically of pacifiers, but we could also go towards Andrew's rabbit purchase, or even that one of the gifts that Andrew gets Ashley is a drink and Ashley gets Andrew stuff to smoke. Smoking is another oral thing, it's not necessarily a "good" use of the mouth, but this is from the same guy who asked a demon for vegetables and then didn't eat them. Similarly, Toxisoda (a drink brand) and demons (basically magic lawyers) are the other "big players" in the game.Back to the names: Renee doesn't consider Andrew and Ashley themselves, they are Disappointment and Embarrassment, or to Douglas they are Anders and "your sister". Naming is a speech act, one of the most important ones and one of the big early life milestones (not just receiving a name, but understanding it and identifying with it).Another emphasis on speech comes from the use of threats/intimidation, be it Ashley sending voicemail hate or Andrew testing if Ashley's asleep by threatening to call Julia. And before we skip past the phonecall, a conversation where Andrew talks to Julia but is actually speaking to and about Ashley, while Julia is a mouthpiece for many of Jane's ideas (before Jane herself has to step in) is also a multi-layered example of how mouths/speech acts are central to the game, if for no other reason than the fact that that's probably the most honest Andrew has been and Ashley doesn't really get it.Broke it up wrong, so 2/3
>>572224586>>572224853Ashley, contrary to Andrew's slavish fixation on speech acts and all (unsurprising, for a literature student) does not give a shit about this; she will call him Andy, she'll make questionable offhand deals with ???, she is more immediate, always in the present, honestly kind of like an animal.Hell, at a certain level the fact that "You are Andrew!" or "You are Ashley!" is itself an example of being named towards the audience, Julia has scenes where she is told how to be, everyone is told by someone else how they should be aside with one exception that I can think of: Grandpa Graves.3/3
Julia struggles with object permanence
>>572223449Depends on which route, ie if she knows if Andrew is alive in my opinion>>572224131Leyley might but she'd only enjoy shonen or seinen. She already liked mature films for the violence, it wouldn't be shocking for her to enjoy animated violence too
>>572225367Ashley would say Eren Jaeger did nothing wrong.
>>572225914There's a part of me that wonders if she'd get that far or if she'd just rewatch the titans eating people
>>572226509She wouldn't care about the deep themes, she'd just like the violence?
>>572226863NTA but her favorite movie is Hypergore Splatterbrains 2. She doesn't give a FUCK about themes. She just likes seeing gore
>>572228761Disgusting
>>572231056I want to hold his glasses by pinching the lens
>>572231056He's so moe
real calgOGs remember... he's back
>>572232410Waiter! More Glassesdrew. Yes, for the table.
what do you think leyley's feet smell like?
>>572233886The fuck is this?Andrew is too much of a feminine faggot to have a beard
>>572233886>R: Grindr profile pic, age 22>L: 20 years of English teaching later
>>572222178>1Interesting duality!>2Remarkable how the same characteristics, for which you consider yourself less(!) likable become positive when applied to an important person.>3Hm, you have a really deep connection with linguistics as a whole it seems.Overall pretty honest poetry, I was moved. Sadly I never loved to this extent so my understanding is superficial and derived from others' experiences, but I liked these verses nonetheless.Thank you for this effortpost kindly!
>>572232410God he's giving such cunt
Would Andrew and Ashley tell each other when they're about to cum or would that be yet another secret they keep from one anotherThe visions we've seen haven't been clear enough
>>572224965First of all very consistent and solid analysis. I agree with you on many topics here, although you may be giving too much importance to the naming act, but on the other hand I agree, it is(!) important.Pretty rigid academical comparison of sublimating their needs with toys and a pacifier. I don't think infantile can be used here. Agree on the speech acts part. Agree on the main theme being "the desire to be seen correctly". Interesting how you understood why the key is in her mouth, I never would have guessed. Also in the drunk dream during the shots and such ending the chain that binds him comes from Ashley's mouth.my gut tells me you missed something.
wtfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro0SIdNEhj0&t=200
>>572240086Thanks AnonI mentioned the chain in >>572193543 and didn't want to repeat myself too much because of character limits. You're right though, I absolutely missed stuff. I got to a point when I was taking these notes a few months ago that I felt like I was spending too much time taking notes when I wanted to just play the game, so I only went for the more blatant stuff.I don't like waiting between chapters but if Nemlei is putting all of this on purpose then I get why it takes so long.
>>572240754Oh, that makes your post even more elaborate.Yes, Nemlei absolutely does all of this on purpose, the writing in this game is on par with a good book. Also, huh, you must be feeling real connection to Andrew, since he was a literature major. Hmm, your analysis puts my abilities to shame, I only understand less complicated symbolism. As expected of someone with a humanitarian academic background. Well, it was a nice chatting with you, and I guess you entertained plenty of read-only anons. Thanks for the effortposts again
I'm afraid our covert strategy suffered a setback. The sistech 1st generation /calg/bot secret agent got exposed. It'll take us a few months to get back on track and resume operations.
Hussies are getting cuter!
>>5722466602 Corinthians 11:14>>572244842We should've just sent our best and brightest to seminary
>>572246660i want to paint her freckles with my baby batter
>>572247850hot..
>>572233886I really hope this doesn't happen to me anytime soon.I'm already ugly @ 19. I want at least a couple years of being cute once I lose weight and hopefully fix my skin before I consume helium.
>>572248707You're gonna get a beard and start balding
>>572233886Fear not twink death but brave the twink winter, for winter is followed by spring and spring is the season of rebirth.
>>572253619What's that, trooning out in your 40s?
>>572234772This drew needs glasses
>>572253885It's looking like an actual man in your late 20s.
>>572248707People already always tell me I look old for my age. It's so over for me
>>572255102This is a revolting image. Please refrain from posting it.
>>572255102Which of those people is you, Thiuanon
>>572255201Lowkey find them attractive. I'm so fucked up
>>572256345
>>572256345This isn't healthy. Don't you have a sister? Why don't you love her?
Does Andrew got innie or outie balls
>>572258191What the fuck are innie balls
>>572258497It's secret moid knowledge, you wouldn't get it roastie
>>572258774Anders would only have innie balls if he were prepubescent or frozen
>>572246660Can't compete with the Ashley, such a deliciously trashy girl!
>>572261719Such pretty background, here its on daytime. Such a demure and fair maiden>>572256345You're mentally ill. You should join the 42%
>>572255102>token normal dude in the gray band T-shirt
>>572255102Me on the rightDebanged bowdrew on the left
They love me like I was a brotherThey protect me, listen to meThey dug me my very own gardenGave me sunshine, made me happy
>>572266110grumpley is so cute
>>572266110Nina!
>>572266060Seeing this play is what pushed The King over the edge.
>>572234858Don't you have your own feminity to worry about, womanly kun?
>>572272659What makes you think that's the foidbrain anon?
>>572266110Hussies can't be trusted, Ashley did the right thing
>>572266110I feel like Julia wouldn't be a black hoodie in summer kind of girl if Nina hadn't died.
>>572275656Nobody respect those. They're weirdos you shouldn't associate with.
>>572276092My sister is like that and I respect her.
>>572277410Yeah, she's your sister. But what if she wasn't your sister, horrible to contemplate as that may be?
>>572275656Imagine smelling that hoodie after Julia wore it on a hot summers day
>>572278419>Oh yeah, but what if she were a cactus?
>>572268315The Neenest!
>>572278726>would you still love me if I was a worm?
very heavy handed
Is Ashley slim or fat?
>>572282029I mean she got fat tits but her legs always look very slim in cgs
>>572282029that
>>572282029Fat bitch Friday already?
>>572132264>Ashley but fat
>>572282029
>>572282029Pre-quarantine Ashley was skinny fat
>>572119658Andrew could have had this but he choose his sister
>>572283320Andrew was correct with his decision making.
>>572283320Who is that 3dpd and why would he want a shitty woman like that when he already got trashy Ashley?
>>572283507>trashleyew
>>572247850If you connect all the freckles on her face with your cum you'll get an accurate star map
>>572211065What kind of sick shit are you trying to suggest, you weirdo? I may be into incest but that doesn't mean I'll degrade my relationship with my future wife to the point of--- I can't even say it it's so disgusting. Seriously do better. H*lding h*nds, tsk.>>572211226How the hell do you people remember me so well?? I said 2 months just to allude to how I update those who ask every once in a while.>have you banged her yet?I won't before marriage.>>572211521Noooooo!!
>>572282029Very slim. I think the Graves have been blessed with a fast metabolism and are able to maintain a healthy weight without much work. Lord knows Ashley doesn't get much physical activity. As a consequence, though, neither of them seem to have much muscle mass, either. On more than one occasion Ashley has teased Andrew about being wimpy. Andrew wasn't able to get the door open, where a more muscular man might have been able to just kick it a few times.
>>572283320Aggressive bad bitching
>>572286636And that is also an advantage because of how soft Ashley's body looks. She was truly blessed to have awesome fat tits even after starving.
>>572281567What's this from?
>>572287505powerwash sim, lol
>>572151731Oh, so siblings can play house, but a sweet and innocent facial (which isn't even incest because there's no organs touching) is a step too far?
>>572287404Thank God all her sadness accumulated in her chest during that one year.Remember brothers, if your teenage sister has below average tits and you want her to have absolute bazonker leyleys, just reject her sexual advances and don't speak to her for a whole year and spend time with your side floozie. Her breasts will be filled with all the melancholy. Then you can talk to her again and get all the paizuri you want to boot! Profit gentlemen.
>>572287849
>>572286636>fast metabolismPseudoscience
>>572287759The only time a brother can give his sister a platonic facial is the night after watching Evangelion with her
>>572287759Right? People nowadays are insane
>>572288027Please tell me there's an "I'm so fucked up" edit of Andrew.
What a perfect broody bitch of a woman
>>572287849Your sister's sisters should be filled with happiness, if that is insufficient to grow them to sufficient size you just need to be a better brother. Also, you should love your sister's sisters at any size.
>>572288696All a man really needs is a perky sister with perky sisters
>>572288696>Your sister's sisters should be filled with-SEMEN
>>572287849I have yet to see one moral argument against titfucking with your sister (paizuri, if you will). It's not even incest because there's no penetration and it's good exercise for your sister's biceps. Plus most women are so incompetent at titfucking that muh "power dynamics" aren't going to get you very far. Theoretically the only time there could be "power dynamics" with titjobs is if the sister is the older sibling, but if you want to molest a man you wouldn't give him a fucking titjob lol. It's foolproof; titfuck your sister.
>>572289280Many are saying this
>>572289280>titfucking your sister>LITERALLY
>>572289425Paizuri can still be legally classified as incest depending on the jurisdiction, as some places define incest as broadly as intentional sexual contact.>but it's not sexualPlease don't be dumb. Furthermore, I don't know why "power dynamics" is being brought up as a subject when it has nothing to do with anything, but as far as a woman's ability to wield her tits in a pleasurable manner: it's better to just have her assist instead of have her do all the work. Squeeze them together, talk dirty, throwing eyes, etc.
>>572289729>I don't know why "power dynamics"I'm just pre-empting the inevitable normie last resort against titfucking your sister. And in most jurisdictions you can legally titfuck your sister since most of them only forbid incestuous congress.
>>572289898The smarter play is to simply not talk about it with other people. The bar of evidence for consensual incest is prohibitively high and essentially necessitates a collateral crime or hard evidence to even begin considering pursuit of prosecution.
I'll say it again: you can tell Nemlei is a woman because she's self-aware enough to know men like fat tits but isn't self-aware enough to have written Andrew as a titfucking-obsessed pervert.
>>572290282Fair, sisters need to realize their cuteness has real consequences, namely making their brother's dicks hard.
>>572289729"Power dynamics" is valid because evil bad bitch sisters with hypnotizing perky sisters between their arms wield their tits to seduce and take adventage of poor sensitive young brothers all the time. It's a major problem society never even addresses and many sisters go scot-free. Brothers need justice, which will be delivered by more representation in media and also reparations.Repost because wtf I accidentally chose the wrong picrel
>>572288696Who cares about perky sisters? I just want to bury my face in her asshole to be happy.>>572289425That was precisely Ashley's argument to the campers, what is it to her if Andrew is balls deep inside her? What's it to the rest of the world at large?
>>572290151Also she made Ashley risk their life for her "good bra".Besides that, the fact Ashley uses her tampon to draw a demonic circle leads us to infer that Nemlei has a heavy period flow.
Oh, I am in love with love
Is it OK if I've never played the game, and probably never will, I just like the artstyle?
>>572291839Sure, just get the fuck out of here.
>>572291839What makes you think anyone here has played the game?
>>572292169Have you?
If Nina survived, would she and Julia still be best friends as adults?
>>572292450I think not. I mean we saw little of Nina but she was quite shitty already as a kid, making fun of Ashley and even Andrew. If she got to grow up and become a Queen Bee she would have made Ashley's life hell.And probably would have no use for a weakling like Julia. In a way her tragic "accident" was the best thing that could happen to Ashley.
>>572292656I don't know what you get out of repeating this but Nina would probably be an old elementary school memory at least and a current friend of Julia's at best. She might've not even had anything to do with the Graves let alone make Ashley's life hell or some shit in the current timeline.>And probably would have no use for a weakling like Julia.I don't think Ms. Dust Drama has any right to call anyone a weakling, sorry. Two kids killed her literally accidentally lmao.
>>572293238>I can't breathe– George Foid
>>572293238They were lucky to find her weakness, she is beautiful enough that she would have increased her power level until she reached Queen Bee status
>>572293514Bit of a tangent, but have I just skipped something super obvious about her? There's a fair bit of fanart of her in this specific outfit but I don't remember seeing it in-game.
>>572293797She is linked to the room 302 lady by many stating she looks similar. Personally I don't see it, just find her quite attractive in a queen be and leader of the group way. She totally would dominate Julia and Ashley's ass due to her more outspoken personality.
>>572294121She is basically Kita. A total normalfag who takes charge and has no mental issues unlike the others.
>>572294121Julia has both Nina and Jane to protect her from Andrew and Ashley.
>>572294121But the 302 lady doesn't wear that outfit either. I'm guessing then some guy drew her in it and everyone liked it enough to use it in their works.
Such a perfect bitch of a woman!
>>572293238>I don't know what you get out of repeating thisWe have posters here that literally post minor variations of the same things ad infinitum.
>>572295208Welcome to /vg/
>>572299460>that proud, smug look as she's kneeling at my endNever noticed that before. Hot.
Good fucking God I need to have sex with this boy
the haggot still in it>>>/v/742146443
>>572301629Where the fuck have you been? All of the /v/ threads have been like that, I hope you're not in there trying to engage with him otherwise it's going to encourage him to come here and shit up the thread.
>>572145358>the playstation 3 is 20 years oldno way fag, it came out like 9 years ago maybe
>>572141070But which route will be the one The Coffin of Andy and Leyley 2 will built up on?
>>572301718Anon, that guy is either the one making that thread or a legitimate schizo obsessed with another legitimate schizo. People keep telling him that nobody cares about /v/, yet he keeps coming here because he thinks the internet is Serious Business
>>572143190sounds like you never played the 2nd best hitman game
Lately I've felt like I'm falling back in love with Julia all over again
>>572303525>falling back in lovewhich means you fell out of love at some point
>>572291839Don't fuck with us Coffin fans; we haven't played the actual game.
>>572293514Yeah you're retarded.>>572295208This one in particular is a good example. I don't know if it's for b8 or somehow for a fetish (since these are the primary causes you'd usually come across) but it's surely delusional.
>>572293362Casual /calg/ pun btw. We are so funny it's awesome.
>>572291041Ashley writing a doctoral thesis about the ethics of sisterzuri
i... i think i'm going to rape my sister tonight
>>572293362My fucking sides
>>572305761It happens to the best of us.
>>572305761It happens to the worst of us.
>>572305704George Foid was going around to describe Renee Good, it's not a certified /calg/ coinage.
>>572305761It happens.
>>572295089Ashley is totally made for rape and hatefucking.>>572305761>i... i think i'm going to rape my sister tonightOH FUCK YEAH!!!
Ok I'm curious. The internet at large diagnoses Ashley with BPD. Why does /calg/ stand alone in saying she absolutely positively cannot have BPD?
>>572310515Only /calg/ played the game and actually understood it.
>>5723105151. Nemlei said they don't have discrete mental illnesses2. Internet at large is retarded and calls everything BPDbut you know this, don't you?
>>572310515I doubt she has bpd, she lacks the massive mood swings. If you notice in the game, she only has her outbursts when she feels genuinely threatened by Andrew's actions or lack of them. They are not random.I do think though that she is a very trashy girl with a really crass sense of humor and I like how obscene she can be.
>>572286636andy feet
>>572312223Trashy girls are the best because they are wonderful in bed. Is she trashy trashy or trailer trash trashy?
How familiar.
>>572310515Because none of Ashley's behaviour is indicative of a personality disorder. Andrew is an unpredictable actor and above all abusive, even if unintentionally most of the time; Ashley has every right to question Andrew's commitment and she has every reason to internalise the world Andrew and Renee have created for her in which "Leyley" is comically unlikable. The archetypal BPD patient would turn into a devil even when their circumstances are ideal, whereas Ashley is actually consistently relaxed and calm whenever Andrew isn't destabilising her.In other words, she's rationally reacting to the facts as presented to her by her environment.
>>572314732Beyond that, the people who claim she has BPD are running through a symptom checklist like going over X% means diagnosis. It's literally the same shit as people taking IQ tests on the internet that say they're 150 IQ or personality tests that say they're dark triad; it's way more involved than that but reddit niggas gonna reddit.
>>572312139>Nemlei said they don't have discrete mental illnessesNemlei didn't say that, she just said it's irrelevant because the themes an author of a piece of fiction wants to tackle are more important than the work's adherence to the DSM.
>>572315324You're right, what Nemlei actually said was "shut up, bitch." Either way, she doesn't have BPD.
>>572314732>whereas Ashley is actually consistently relaxed and calm whenever Andrew isn't destabilising her.Like when he was totally trying to fuck 302 Lady right in front of her, then killed her when she wouldn't let him smash? Or had reservations about murdering their parents? Or doesn't entirely trust the literal demon?
>>572316150Oh goody we're playing the "pretending to not understand things" game.
>>572316150>302 LadyAndrew killed a hostage after stupidly letting her go. You're missing the forest for the trees by focusing on Ashley's sex interpretation, because what she knew for a fact is that Andrew was being a fucking idiot. And as we later find out it was a lot worse than trying to get his dick wet, since he wanted to kill the 302 girl regardless and his brain convinced him that Ashley would've made him do it anyway, so he may as well.
>>572316695It is my belief that Andrew intentionally let the 302 girl go in the hopes that she would try to defend herself, thus giving HIM an excuse to act in self-defence and kill her. Her fate was sealed the moment Andrew stepped in that room.
>>572316987What did 302 Lady witness that she needed to die to keep a secret?
>>572318680Nothing, violence just makes Andrew horny
>>572318680Nothing, Andrew is a paranoid schizo
Speaking of the lady in 302, have any of you ever fired a nail gun? Most of them require an air compressor to work. Some are electric, but fire small brad nails. I'm not sure how lethal they would be. Also, for safety, they need to be placed up against a surface before they will fire. I suppose someone could hold the safety mechanism and fire a nail as a projectile, but I'm not sure how much force they would have behind them and how much power would be lost due to the traveling through the air.Some nail guns, called powder actuated nail guns use .22 bullet blanks to fire nails. I've never used one myself, but I've seen them used and they are loud.
Use case for sisters?
>>572319987I think from either person's perspective, neither the lady nor Andrew knew the actual effectiveness of a nailgun as a weapon
>>572320338Broodmare
>>572320338Cuddling, kissing, listening to them babble about their sister opinions, feeling their warmth, getting goosebumps when they run their fingers through your hair, smelling, hugging, and taking at your leisure because she likes the idea she turns you on so much you need her at a moment's notice.
>>572320338Turning her into a brood queen for the local werewolves
>>572320557>>572320562>>572321210Good morning saars.
>>572321445Are you indian?
>>572321445Please stay on /int/ and /g/ where you belong saar.
Sister kissin'
I just saw an indie game on Steam that wasn’t marked as an Adult Game but had an Adult paid DLC just fine.You can do that? I know they get on your ass if you have free nsfw mode DLC or advertise links to an add-on for nsfwBut you can just add an adult dlc behind a paywall and get away with having official NSFW in a normal game?I know how Nemlei can make another leylillion dollars
>>572294480Most of those Nina outfits were born out of some guy's AU fic called "Descend Beyond"https://x.com/Noxrevenant/status/1789982441169445123https://x.com/Noxrevenant/status/1810353764559122847
>>572321210Ashley being used by a pack of hounds..
>>572320338Who would ebussy's favorite character be?
>>572145358>>572302662
>>572326330We fly high
>>572325709He sees himself in Andrew because he's always an anal cunt asking Ashley what she thinks the use case of an obvious convenience is and after getting an explanation he then asks her why she thinks convenience is a metric.
>>572328050>>572325709Plus Andrew would think GNOME encapsulates the current ethos.
>>572328173
>>572325297>https://x.com/Noxrevenant/status/1810353764559122847ZOO WEE MAMA!
>>572325297Cheers.
>>572325709>>572328050>>572328173>>572328781I don't know what you guys are referencing but I'm sure it's very funny and I just wanna join in but I have no joke or reference to make so have some sibling hug instead.
>>572303525>>572305282Due to the pull of Nina, of course.
Julia takes it up the ass
What do i want? I can't make anything better but could I make her happy? Don't I love her?...
What are each of the siblings music tastes
>>572331904Andrew listens to incelcore and Ashley listens to Spice Girls
>>572201441>>572203367Alright I beat the game. I will sleep and work on compiling the census results first thing in the morning.
Does perving on your sister encapsulate the current ethos?
>>572336484Cumming in her shampoo might.
>>572336484Tierlist of ethos encapsulating sexual harrassment from least to most wrong;>covert ass groping>kiss on the cheek for no reason>hugging for the purposes of chest rubbing>finger nibbling>softly grasping her chin>spying on her in the shower>pretending to have a nightmare so you can cuddle in bed>cumming in her shampoo>getting drunk and blueballing her>getting reverse-raped>taking a drag of a cigarette, snogging her and then blowing the smoke down her throat>grabbing her as you're about to leave the house and asking her if it's okay to have one more round(of rape) In short, yes, depending on the degree of sexual harassment, it does encapsulate the current ethos
>>572337009>(of rape)Now I don't think but know >>572273243
>>572336484Did she ever know?
>>572272659>>572273243Neither of those posts are me. You're obsessed
>>572340460>there are at least twoThat's even worse news!
>>572340521Yeah, turns out there's not some boogeyman chasing you and you're just wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4bxUJuaZQE
>>572338419Maybe. Based on the messages Ashley left on Julia's voice mail, Ashley did know that Andrew would rather fuck her than Julia. Ashley was well aware that Andrew was attracted to her and she knew that he faked a lot of his nightmares and panic attacks so he could sleep with her. She knew and let him sleep with her anyway. Its possible that she knew he was peeking on her and let him anyway.
>>572341741>Ashley did know that Andrew would rather fuck her than JuliaI think every character in the game knew that tbf
Fuck she makes me so goddamn horny. I want to cum deep inside her
>>572341783Yeah I noticed that while playing too. I was like "wow this guy wants to fuck his sister woah"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyOuslQS7tAHow do they do it? There's so many of these Latin American Coffin music videos with insane editing
>>572343546Needs a verse of black Lord Unknown rap to be truly peak
My sister is ignoring me.
Would Julia watch a Marvel movie even though she has no idea who the characters are?
>>572344382Whoever came up with Niggas Unknown is my hero because that is seriously the hardest conceivable name for a hip hop group
>>572344446>44446
>>572344382Please, come on! say something!Everyone wants yo hear what you have something to sayDon't you wanna change at all, babe?of course not- Cause you're a monster since you were born!
>>572344446Look, Julia is a Laestadian, not Amish.
>>572344382>black Lord UnknownRedundant, as LU is black
>>572344734
>>572344920>Andrew after the hex takes control of his body
I commend Nemlei for making Lord Unkown ostensibly male since Andrew had absolutely zero father figure in his life. Renee was a shit mother but she was still some sort of a mother figure. Lord Unknown seems to be filling the niche Douglas never could.
>>572345307>Lord Unknown seems to be filling the niche Douglas never could.He tried his best
>>572345406He looks so happy to stick a fork in the toaster...
>>572345456Can you blame him?
>>572345456That's why Renee had to constantly keep him alive by sticking his fork inside her toaster.
Light Thiu, dark Thiu, faux Thiu, real ThiuReal Thiu, poor Thiu, house Thiu, field ThiuStill ThiuStill Thiu
>>572345587More like her fork inside his toaster
>>572345456I only found out recently that this is supposed to be "dangerous". I've fetched torn and stubborn pieces of bread out of the toaster using forks my entire life and I've never once been hurt.
>>572345602Rise and grind, Thiubro. It's back to the cageIt's funny how one can work so hard to get something they don't even want
>>572345635Based retard
Which is your favourite Jane?
>>572346223Am I missing any Janes?
>>572346339
>>572316695>since he wanted to kill the 302 girl regardless and his brain convinced him that Ashley would've made him do it anyway,His brain was correct, Ashley was coming down the stairs with the idea of shooting her.
>>572346418Very cute
>>572346948That was just whimsy. But even if we take her seriously, the problem remains that Andrew thinks pre-empting Ashley is an acceptable justification to kill people.
>>572318680What would Lady 302 watch/play?
>>572347079>That was just whimsy. Simp, pls.>But even if we take her seriously, the problem remains that Andrew thinks pre-empting Ashley is an acceptable justification to kill people.Or... he rationalizes so post-factum to shift blame. The actual Andrew thing is not inventing justifications to kill people, it is shifting responsibility for his own socipathic actions on Ashley. In this case Lady 302 is in active cooperation with the wardens, so if they want to have a headstart in their escape, they have to tie her up or kill her. Killing is more reliable, so he produces an excuse for that, then absolves himself by supposing that Ashley would have wanted to kill her anyway. Which happens to be correct.
>>572347094The game takes place in roughly 2000, and Nemlei is a PlayStation girlie as evidenced by Thiu. Nemlei also loves to copy Silent Hill, so it's definitely in the 302 girl's library. I'd say FF7-9 as well, maybe Parasite Eve.
>>572347653>Which happens to be correct.Then why is Ashley so upset when she returns to room 302?
>>572347653> so post-factum NEEEEEEEERD
>>572346223>>572346339I want Jane to put me in a chastity cage then tie a string around my balls and use it like a leash to walk me around the house
>>572347653Isnt it post facto
>>572348304Chastity faggots are worse than pegging faggots. I like my femdom to be an expression of female competence and confidence rather than male humiliation.
>>572348582>I like my femdom to be an expression of female competence and confidence rather than male humiliation.Said no femdomfag, ever.
>>572343546Brazil is truly the best country in the world. To me its this onehttps://youtu.be/pM6mifS2BmE
>>572348104She realizes that she is not in control, and in fact has less leverage on Andrew than since before the whole Nina thing. Please do remember that Ashley, regardless of her reasosn, absolutely does desire to make Andrew her obedient bitch. It is not her most dominant desire, but we still have an ending for that.
It honestly wouldnt surprise me if by the end of this game they get blown away by the cops like some kind of bonnie and clyde shit
>>572350627>absolutely does desire to make Andrew her obedient bitchIt's one of those "she thinks she does, but not actually" cases. What Ashley wants is security; stemming from the fact that she thinks of herself as an unlovable wretch of a human being, she can't imagine a world where Andrew would want to stay with her without being him basically being under her thumb. Andrew definitely doesn't help this insecurity because he does in fact act extremely unstable, and has betrayed and abandoned her before, basically proving (from her perspective) that if she doesn't control him he'll drop her at a moment's notice.
>>572351024I am still hoping for such an ending. That and a Texas Chainsaw Massacre ending where they elope to Alabama to escape justice and give birth to inbred kids to form the Sawyer clan.
>>572351813>punching ashley in the gut
>>572346223The Jane who steals her little brother's hoodies
>>572351813Tickling Ashley's stomach!
>>572178213>ashley cute
Will we get a flashback where Julia genuinely tried to be friends with Ashley, only to quickly realize they have nothing in common?
>>572351968:3
>>572351115>It's one of those "she thinks she does, but not actually" cases.She does. Because we see that if circumstances align, she will control him.Yes, that won't really make her happy at all, but having thoughts that you might turn into reality is just the definition of desire. You're splitting hair about it to make Ashley look better.>What Ashley wants is securityIf she just wanted security, we would have an ending where she murders Andrew who cleary becomes the main threat to her life in many of Decay routes. But she never does, even though she has plenty off opportunities. Ashley wants to be loved. And specifically loved by Andrew. Both siblings believe that in the whole world they can only have each other, because everyone else would instantly be repulsed by their real selves. Only, they also don't want to reveal their real selves to each other or themselves too.>Andrew definitely doesn't help this insecurity because he does in fact act extremely unstable, and has betrayed and abandoned her before, basically proving (from her perspective) that if she doesn't control him he'll drop her at a moment's notice.Ashley wanted to control him long before their issues started getting sexual, considered Andrew paying attention to anyone or anything else to be "abandonment" and reacted extremely whenever he slipped and admitted how much of a chore she is to him. (And she fucking was, given that he had to raise her while being just two years older. And he was always the one held responsible whenever the facade of normalcy cracked.) If Ashley has the right to have her actions be excused by her childhood issues, so does Andrew.
>>572319987What makes you think he shot her across the room?
>>572351024I feel like that's the only realistic way this can all end.
>>572348582Sounds gay to me
Live look into Andrew's brain. https://files.catbox.moe/wg4b60.mp4
>>572355506This could never happen with Julia
>>572355506god, i love kikuohana
>>572356354Just look at that smile. She’s so fucking CUTEEEEEE
>>572355506got Ashley on the brain
https://x.com/i/status/2071618934072303794
>>572360952Ashley is an anal queen! But really if we go by the story, Ashley would probably think of it as the devil's hole due to the evangelist shows she watched.
Ashley should shit on my chest
>>572361968Our heros™ are already summoning demons, Andrew exploring his sister's entrance to hell is the natural next step!
>>572362313I would love to bury my tongue in there and never letting go.
I hope Andrew gets to rape Ashley in Burial
>>572364052Nemlei will never put rape in the game
>>572351024>>572354534Try to play the game one day. We already have this ending.>>572351263Cliffhanger/True Decay shapes up to be the end where the siblings work out their problems (the worst of them, anyway) and live a normie life with each other.What I hope for is a True Burial ending where they fully embrace Bonnie and Clyde lifestyle and go out in a blaze of glory wiping out the evil megacorp with the help of their demonic powers. Double points for daring if they question each other whether it was right to just embrace the insanity, and agree that they had fun.
Julia is so pretty. I mean, holy shit.
>>572366349A vast majority are saying this
waiting for Nina and Lady 302 murals
God I need Ashley to crawl out of my screen like the Take On Me music video and just think I'm Andrew but older, fatter, balder, and more retarded.
When will Burial come out?
>>572374108TOMORROW
Devlog soon
>>572372402that's a cute 'shley
>>572365451Nemlei is completely unhinged. She might. I didn't think she'd put abortion into the game and here we are. Also, we have pseudo rape in shots and such.
i didn't rape my sister last night if anyone was wondering
>>572382791We knew you wouldn't.
I wonder how the other Thiuanon is doing at his job rn
>>572379764Nemlei is sex
Even while starving her tits are huge
Holy shit. I’m at work and I just got done doing a real estate order for an “Ashlee Graves”. What are the fucking odds? I couldn’t believe it.
>>572388064>AshleeI've never seen it spelt that way. I've seen, "Ashleigh" and "Ashli", but never that. If I were to guess, probably a nigger
>>572388254you are twelve years old and indian
>>572389792One google search confirmed this hypothesis. So I don't know, are you dilating?
>>572353993>If she just wanted security, we would have an ending where she murders Andrew who cleary becomes the main threat to her life in many of Decay routesSecurity for Ashley means getting her self-worth from somebody else. She needs Andrew, no matter how dangerous he is.
>>572355506What do the three Leys represent?
>>572393797I'm going to be honest I wasn't even going to bother replying because that was a whole lot of text that said "I don't actually understand what you meant." Security for Ashely involves several things. Security in the form of physical protection is certainly on the list, but even though I mentioned it first it's not really the most important to her until it's relevant. It also means security in their relationship, which broadly encompasses several things including her self-worth, but more importantly it encompasses her relationship with Andrew. Her attempts to control are not born out of a root desire to have a puppet, but because Andrew offers zero stability for her. Wants to fuck her, but won't, physically intimate but only on his terms, de facto in a deep personal relationship that transcends normal siblinghood, pushes away her attempts to codify that relationship with no explanation. This is of course all before the events of chapter 1, which showed Andrew progressively growing more unhinged, more aggressive, more self-flagellating, and generally just being a shit brotherhusband.Basically, Ashley doesn't want a puppet, but when she was a kid she figured Andrew would abandon her eventually because he hated her, and the same is true as an adult with the added bonus of him possibly killing her, so she'd rather have a puppet than nothing at all.
>>572395301We agree 100%. Now I'm confused.
>>572395429I meant I wasn't going to reply to him, not you. I agreed with your point that "security" meant more than just physical protection.
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>572354534Nemlei will write all this perfect love story with a clear way to mend everything into a solid good ending™ but she won't in any route because... Why?
>>572355506Tfw you have a sister + intrusive thoughts
>>572365451If you're retarded enough, she's already put it.
>>572365451She already put it in the game twice.
>>572396808There is no rape in the game.
>>572396249Ashleynotleyley will have a sassy and cute clone of herself that will be as sassy and cute as she is.
>>572396836>inb4 hrrrr u brown
>>572397040Every good insult is eventually watered down by tactless retards throwing it around at literally every opportunity.
>>572396896>>572396896Man in all this time nobody has noticed Ashley's scrumptious toes. I want her to wear my throat as a slipper.
>>572398341That probably has something to do with the majority of people not having a foot fetish and therefore don't find it particularly noteworthy when she's carrying two big sisters and two little nephchildren in her arms.
>>572398480But the nail polish...
>>572384748The job is fine, the commute is KafkaesqueI shouldn't have fallen in love with the girl that reminds me of Julia. I get so nervous being around her now. She's so fucking cute. She has little nicknames for everything. I keep worrying about how I look and if I smell and God I can't take this, I can't handle being around girls
>>572365451Wasn't that what Ashley did to Andrew in Shots and Such? Also I'm hoping Makeup leads to hard rape.>>572382791kek what a faggot you are.
>>572398637>Wasn't that what Ashley did to Andrew in Shots and SuchAndrew consented, he was just playing hard to get.
>>572398637Men can't be raped
>>572398637>what a [X] you areGET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD
>>572398637>Wasn't that what Ashley did to Andrew in Shots and Such?Rape is what ANDREW did to ASHLEY
>>572399052Didn't happen.
>>572399110But it should've
>>572398624nooo thiuanon stay away from the hussies they'll only break your heart
>>572354456She would have to hold it right up against him with enough pressure to depress the safety mechanism. He would have to hold still long enough for this to happen. Nail guns are designed to be difficult to fire on purpose. But the other poster was probably correct, neither of them were familiar with nail guns and both of them were overestimating the lethality of one. From what I've seen, the small electric ones only really fire small brad nails suitable for attaching baseboard.The nail gun in American Psycho is a framing nailer and requires a large, loud air compressor to function. If Patrick had pulled the trigger, absolutely nothing would have happened. There is no energy whatsoever in the gun itself.I'm being pedantic, though. None of this matters, both Coffin and American Psycho are fiction and the incorrect usage of nail guns doesn't bother me one bit.
Decay Part 2 has Julia finally making peace with Nina's death.Reaction?
>>572402686>Wow great when do the Graves have lovey dovey sibling sex though
>hey Ashley it's fine for me to cheat on you, but you absolutely cannot ever ever ever speak to another male as long as you liveWhat is his problem
>>572402782The game ends with Julia getting married and having a daughter, which she names Nina.
>>572402938>What is his problemunmitigated hypocrisy and being a selfish piece of garbage, mostly.
>>572395301Ashley's root desire is to have both parents, brother and husband in a single person, the game is not super sublte about it. It's toxic because she wants both unconditional parental love, and the sort of love Douglas has for Renee, i.e., complete submission on every level. And when Ashley does not get what she wants, she resorts to attempts of control. And her idea of control since Nina incident is isolating Andrew, trying to destroy her life and making him an accomplice in progressively horrible acts. And she refuses to be better, because then the love she seeks won't be unconditional anymore. You're trying to give her desires a healthier framing, but they aren't healthy. And Burial, where Andrew decides to trust her and go along with her ideas no matter what is going to be "evil" route of the game.>This is of course all before the events of chapter 1, which showed Andrew progressively growing more unhinged, more aggressive, more self-flagellating, and generally just being a shit brotherhusband.Almost like Ashley pushing him into cannibalism and gaslighing him about who actually pitched the idea of eating the neighbor had consequences or some shit.
>>572403895You're acting like I'm claiming Ashley isn't at least partially responsible for her misfortune. I'm simply explaining that it isn't control that she wants.
>>572404054Then we agree.
Sisters are getting dangerously cute.
>>572405623Nobody is saying this
>>572405978Everybody is saying it. Every person on Earth uttered this at exactly the same moment.
>>572406152Need her to grab me by the balls so hard it hurts
>>572406475I was JUST about to post something to this effect.
>>572406546My nigga
>>572406475>>572406546>>572407126
>>572407416>she's a black belt
>>572406152>>572407545Jane is better than Julia here.
>>572407545>>572407959
Just used JorB as a variable in some code entirely seriously. I don't have the GIF but maybe a julianon would care to post in my stead. /calg/ infects every part of my life. I don't even prefer her to Ashley
>>572409587
>>572403895>And Burial, where Andrew decides to trust her and go along with her ideas no matter what is going to be "evil" route of the game.Too lazy to dig through the earlier devlogs but if my memory serves me correctly, Nemlei explicitly warned against framing either route as good or bad. That was in response to the widespread initial perception that Burial was the "good" route and Decay "bad", but presumably she also doesn't want it flipped either.So more likely this is a potential path to one of Burial's fail states or bad ends like S&S rather than its entire premise.
>>572407416Need to get beaten up by a girl who fucking HATES me
>>572400550>they'll only break your heartI may die for her. But what's worse is that I may live for her
>>572406152>>572407416She is so badass it makes me want to rape her!
>>572406152>>572407416I don't understand that weird delusion in the fandom that Jane is some badass Andrew is scared off, she was a retard that Andrew wasn't worried about at all, easily outmaneuvered for years and immediately caught on to what she was up with Julia in the span of a short phonecall.
>>572412624For me it's>So have you fucked your sister yet?>No, but I fucked yours.>*Hangs up*
>>572412624>easily outmaneuveredLmao he's not Napoleon. Andrew kept his distance from Jane because she was the only one to see through him and he's a huge bitch
>>572412624It's people who don't really give a shit about the character(s) beyond their capacity to act as a vehicle for their fetishes. Oh, Jane is a mildly bitchy older sister who doesn't like Andrew for very obvious reasons? Actually, she's a buff tomboy that stomps on my—I mean men's balls, and she'd look like this because she's super badass and like batman, and then she'd kick my mom's butt (she sux)! And then and then and then...
>>572413849>It's people who don't really give a shit about the character(s)You guys are so quick to play this card whenever anyone disagrees with you and it's always wrong
>>572414170I play it because if someone gave a shit about a particular character they wouldn't subject their image to the kind of inane, tonedeaf bullshit that they do.
>>572414341>they wouldn't subject their imageA) You're assuming your interpretation is the correct one2) Lmao this is like listening to one of those ISIS guys who thinks drawing people is a sin
>>572414532>You're assuming your interpretation is the correct oneIt is.>thinks drawing people is a sinSlander is sinful.
>>572414569>It is.I heard tryhards say that for a full 18 months only to be totally wrongAm I alone wise?
>>572414692>No, actually Jane will definitely be a buff karate girl! You'll see! You'll all see!
>>572406152I dunno, Jane looks a little too modern here with that partially shaved hair. Coffin takes place before all that non-binary nonsense that all the young woman are into these days.
>>572414764>when the argument does not existkeeeeeeeeeek take a chill pill. This is a website for having fun
>>572413584>Lmao he's not Napoleon.That's the point, he didn't need to be to run circle around her for years.>>572414170>You're always so quick to see through our bullshitIt's because you're transparent to anyone who played the game.
>>572413327Seriously, losing THAT hard to such a basic one liner by your sister's ex is automatic disqualification for any 'badass' claim, let alone said ex being scared of you.
>>572415312Kek you "play the game" types really are complete newfaggots
>>572403697Bravo Nemlei
>>572413584>Andrew kept his distance from JaneThat didn't happen.>>572415105So he was right and you were wrong.
>>572413327Fucking lmao everytime I dislike him he does something like this
>>572415483>No uPoor lone gnome.>>572402782Who cares? She's barely a character in the game. The forced attachment is so cringe and is blatantly a sign it's been so long since the last update that some people have went full fandom brain with no connection to the actual characters and game.
Andrew canonically knows what a railable think he is.
>>572415817Oops, meant for >>572402686
Julia induced melty
>>572415817That Juliafag isn't the gnome, that said he's still objectively incorrect and fanfiction that grossly deviates from the themes of the game are gay and cringe.
>>572415817>gnomeI bet you think this is a deep pull>>572416125>he's still objectively incorrectI'm still the only person who knew Julia would return. I understand this game better than you ever could because I've been here since Ch1
>>572414170It's not wrong and you're only a Juliafag because Episode 3 introduced her teen version.>>572415105>how niggas be acting when you show 0 emotion during a discussion
>>572416232>I understand this game better than you ever could because I've been here since Ch1I've been here since Chapter 1 as well, please tell me what indicates that Jane will be a buff karate girl tomboy. Go on, please explain.
>>572416238>you're only a Juliafag because Episode 3Too funny to be real
>>572416125>That Juliafag isn't the gnome,Maybe but I am imagining him as very short with a funny pointed hat nonetheless because it amuses me. I also read what he says in chimpmunk voice.
>>572416232You've been here since yesterday anon. Don't you remember? You literally just moved into OUR neighborhood.
>>572416314>please tell me what indicates that Jane will be a buff karate girl tomboyNot the element in contention, I'm afraid>>572416350>You've been here since yesterday anon.Erm no I got here this morning
>>572416232>I understand this game better than you ever could because I've been here since Ch1I was literally here before there was an 'here', sit down, newbie.>I bet you think this is a deep pullThat was the furthest reference I could expect you to get as someone who wasn't even on the /v/ threads.
>>572416318He's right, a lot of Juliafags here are converts after seeing Teenlia.
>>572416437>Not the element in contention, I'm afraidThat is precisely the element in contention, I'm afraid. It's people making up ridiculous fanfictions and then saying "yeah, yeah, Jane would TOTALLY be like this!"
>>572416474So which is it, have you been here since /v/ or am I a newfag who has never played the game?>>572416475Ch3 elucidated what ball knowers already knew. Julia is an angel free from sin>>572416504The element in contention is that this is a website for having fun and that you can care about the characters while still making up fanfiction. The internet isn't Serious Business
>>572416437>Not the element in contention, I'm afraidI'm the anon who started that complaint and it's very much what I was complaining about, interpreting Jane as some kind of strong kickass fighter girl that Andrew was afraid of and that stopped him from messing around is fucking dumb and doesn't fit what we saw.What we saw was Jane be utterly ineffective at 'protecting' Julia from Andrew, get utterly dismissed with 0 care by Andrew when he easily caught she was feeding lines to Julia and somehow losing the verbal battle against him.
>>572416749>The element in contention is that this is a website for having fun and that you can care about the characters while still making up fanfiction.I accept your concession
>>572416314Why the FUGG are you still addressing him? Side character fags are here to dunk on your favourite characters and spam every non-canonical thing possible, this is true for everywhere. Just post cute Our Heroes while they post their Jane's drawn by fags on Twatter. Delphoria is a free country.
>>572416749>So which is it, have you been here since /v/ or am I a newfag who has never played the game?Both? Not sure what contradiction you thought you saw there.>while still making up fanfiction.And I can say that fanfiction fucking suck and doesn't fit the characters.
>>572416893No you don't understand you're supposed to let people post what they want, but you can't actually address their post unless it's complete agreement.
>>572416749>that picrelReminder that these fags do not care about the game nor what's really in it, speaking to them like they're fans is feeding the fire.
>>572416849>Side character fags are here to dunk on your favourite characters and spam every non-canonical thing possibleIn that specific case, he's actually here to avatarfag as every Julia pic he can find while trying to sound snarky.>Delphoria is a free country.No, it's not, you WILL toe the line or face the wall.
>>572417034>No, it's not, you WILL toe the line or face the wall.DELPHLAND DELPHLAND ÜBER ALLESÜÜÜÜBER ALLES IN INCEST
Sex. With sisters.
>>572416774>it's very much what I was complaining aboutYeah, and it's not what I responded too, bakayaro>>572416808https://biologyinsights.com/how-to-safely-get-sand-out-of-your-vagina/>>572416893>And I can sayLMAO yeah dude I'm not with the Gestapo. I'm calling what you're saying stupid>>572417019>Reminder that these fags do not care about the game nor what's really in itStill playing this card 14 months after I was proven right about Julia? Nobody is out to get you, you're just wrong
>>572417206>IN INCESTPottery. /calg/ is the pun general. I don't why we keep posting about off-topic incest when we could be posting about the actual theme of /calg/ which is making puns.
>>572417206Based. Something something, sister, something something, womb, something something, hyperborea.
>>572417403That's a lot of replies, too bad you're a fucking retard.
>>572417403>and it's not what I responded too, bakayaroYes, it is.>I'm calling what you're saying stupidNo, you're not, you're whining that people are being mean to your shitty fanfic and that we're trying to forbid you from making them.
>>572417425>when we could be posting about the actual theme of /calg/ which is making puns.Cause some reportfag start getting posts deleted and anons banned for offtopic if we do it too much.
>>572417357That ass is drawn all wrong. I'll have to pull out my Sorapoi special for this.
>>572417571>your shitty fanfic >we're trying to forbid you It's going to gut you when I say I made none of the Jane posts. Take your pills
>>572417571>b-but 4chan is about having fun and posting what you wantAlways in defense of the worst dogshit posts you can imagine. Apparently he's allowed to post what he wants, but if you insult him for saying whatever dumb shit pops into his head suddenly it's bad. His thread policing: good. Everyone else's: bad.
We're all friends here.
>>572417741>I'm totally stop looking retarded with that irrelevant cope!You're still the one fighting for your life defending it so it's still yours. Your 'clever out' failed.
>>572417441Hyperborea may be your sister's womb, but Agartha is your sister's assholehttps://files.catbox.moe/idjw9n.webm
>>572417765Man you people really read anything into the posts in front of you. I said NONE of that
>>572417853>You're still the one fighting for your life defending it so it's still yoursbanger line, I will be stealing this, I will not give you credit.
your sister laughs at you and calls you a failure, what do?
>>572417853>fighting for your lifeAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NO NO NO PLEASE DON'T KILL ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>572417814No, we're all me and I hate myself.>>572417765I wasn't even thread policing, I was bitching about some art headcanon from outside that got post here, I wasn't even saying it shouldn't have been posted or anything, that's the funniest part.
>>572417947You're welcome, blackanon.>>572417982Face the wood.
i smell a hussy in this thread
>>572418110Smells like teen spirit
>>572417983>I wasn't even thread policingI agree, but the point is that apparently it *is* thread policing when someone else says it's a bad post, but the person spewing whatever retarded thought pops into their otherwise empty skull can say what you are and are not allowed to post and that's *not* thread policing, and if it is it's good thread policing. I recognize this Juliafag, he's been here for a long time, and it only reinforces the idea that our shittiest posters are the ones that have been here the longest.
>>572417814I don't have any friends.
>>572418181Teens smell bad, especially girls.
>>572417887Based and true. Andrew and Ashley will love their inbred buttbabies.
>>572418110Yeah she was here two days ago. The stink just lingers that long, please understand.
>>572417983>>572418226>thread policingI never said anything about this btw. I just called you stupid and you're freaking out over this.
>>572418110Well Nina has been dead for a while now so it's not surprising.
>>572418226Yeah, I got your point and I agree, I was just mentioning it cause it make it even funnier.Also the art wasn't even bad, it's just the headcanon itself that's just dumb and weirdly widespread on twitter and tumblr.
>>572418376I don't know about anybody else, but I said that the fanfic "dude Jane would totally be a buff karate girl who would stomp my balls" was dogshit and I stand by it, and I will not change my mind that people who bastardize characters that casually don't give a fuck about the game. You can say I'm freaking out about it, but I'm right and I explained my point calmly. If I'm freaking out, you're equally freaking out because you're still engaged in this.
>>572418376>I just called you stupidNo, you didn't, you went 'But 4chan is made to have fun, you can post it!', you're just trying to pivot to copy my argument because you noticed it was better.
Baking at page 8, you fags better not bring this shit into the new thread.
>>572418565Lol dude you're "allowed" to think it's dogshit. I'm just saying that not everyone who makes fanfics hates the game. Fun things are fun>you're still engaged in this.Summat to do, innit?>>572418608>you're just trying to pivot to copy my argument because you noticed it was better.True, we all want to be you
>I just want to have fun>look inside>absolutely abhorrent posts
I've noticed a weird subset of anons that pop up from time to time that seem to take offense at the slightest implication that Andrew isn't the weakest most harmless and pathetic muppet doll imaginable.Like the guy who kept insisting a normal high school dude would totally be guaranteed to beat up Andrew or the gnome who tried to physik post.
>>572418845I'm having fun. Fun's a choice
>>572418903>I've noticed a weird subset of anons that pop up from time to timeMake a list
>>572418903The thing is that even if Andrew is a bit of a weakling, he's still (prior to Chapter 1) a human male who eats food and is therefore capable of extraordinary acts of violence if he put his mind to it.
>>572419071>is therefore capable of extraordinary acts of violence if he put his mind to it.*to Ashley
>>572418997>Make a listI named 2 off the top of my head and in the first case it was probably multiple anons who insisted on the same idea.The anon who seem mad at the idea that Andrew is NOT scared of Jane would be a third exemple I guess?>>572419071That and in the first case, we're talking about high school teenage boys, it's unlikely either even really know how to throw a real punch to do any real damage before being separated so it's 50-50 at best on a winner without accounting for the 'Future murderer / active murderer' aspect, which is quite the advantage when fighting just some random in high school.
>>572419328Not gonna lie, you need some serious strength to do that with a lateral swipe of a kitchen clever, it's really not made to decapitate or slice through the spine.
>>572419450The bulk of the danger posed by a person is their willingness to do violence, and the scale to which they're willing to go to. I used to be fucking huge back in the day, but there were guys 40 pounds and half a foot smaller than me who I would absolutely not fuck with because they were clearly tapped in the head.
>>572419554Boyo the whole purpose of the cleaver is to have heft behind it's chops to cut through bone.
>>572419645Hence why he used the term "lateral."
>>572419554>a kitchen clever, >not made to decapitate or slice through the spine.Lolwut? Also, her spine looks to be attached. I'm no murder expert, but he cut the front of her neck
>>572419724You can just hit between the vertebrae, which is likely what happened.
>>572419816It's not deep enough to be a full-on decapitation, merely a deep slice of everything forward of the spine, which is still very impressive given a horizontal slice with a cleaver.
>>572420048>>572420048>>572420048
>>572419928You act like it's hard to cut flesh.
>>572419645A kitchen cleaver isn't the same as butcher's cleaver and cleavers are made for very specific types of bones, which doesn't include the spine and most importantly: Not with a lateral swipe, what the fuck kind of heft are you gonna have with a lateral swipe? Cleavers are made to be used to cut DOWN with you putting your weight behind it.>>572419781>but he cut the front of her neckLook at the picture, the gash is as deep as his ring finger, it's very much the spine.
>>572420104>it's very much the spine.I dunno man. I can buy that it hit her spine, but it's clearly not THROUGH her spine
>>572420097You act like it isn't. The neck is especially hard to slice through not even counting the spine.
>>572420221>You act like it isn't.It's not.
>>572419624It's basically the Chimpanzee principle. In term of strength and weight, a human can just stomp a chimp over and over until it's brain is splattered on the floor but in actual practice, a chimp attack doesn't go like that, cause the chimp is attacking like a savage animal while the human probably isn't even willing or ready to draw blood.
>>572420142What you can buy or not doesn't matter when we can see her head barely hanging on by the flesh and skin on the back of her neck.
>>572419816You can cope between the vertebrae, which is what you're doing.
>>572420478>barely hanging onIt's not BARELY hanging on. I can tilt my head back just about that far. There's clearly a solid amount of meat left
>>572420590>There's clearly a solid amount of meat leftBut not the bone, which has been clearly cut to some extent. If you rotate her head to a normal position in your head, you can see the cut extend to be just under her ears, which very much would go through the bone.
>>572420830>to some extentSure, but it's not THROUGH the bone
>>572420942I mean, it did go through laterally, it just didn't go through parts of the bone it didn't even touch to begin with.
