#2024 - Power Up editionHalo: Campaign Evolved:>Assault on the Control Room, 28 Minutes of Gameplayhttps://youtu.be/C6JyOj-7tH8?si=qB-y7L4VoNxnDj3Y>The Silent Cartographer, 3rd Person Gameplayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aHhC4c1EzY>Skull Modifiers and Co-Op Detailedhttps://youtu.be/6sUil_Tj_OQ?si=mvGhONx3WouYsADwHalo News:>Halo: Campaign Evolved Community Q&Ahttps://www.halowaypoint.com/news/june-community-qa-halo-campaign-evolved>Halo: Campaign Evolved Achievements Announcedhttps://www.halowaypoint.com/news/achievement-list-halo-campaign-evolved>Halo: Campaign Evolved Standard Edition Releases July 28th, Premium Edition Releases July 23rdhttps://news.xbox.com/en-us/2026/06/07/halo-campaign-evolved-launch-preorder-xbox-games-showcase-2026/Previous >>571897525
Bleach is the root of all.
The Endless has arrived
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>>572183234TRVTH
>>572183234Shit mechanic Shit gameShit meme
MODSMODSHE'S PLAYING DESTINY
/hg/ has WON Halo: Reach4 - 0 - 1Only CE remains
this has to be one of the most schizo generals i've seen in this website
look at this dood
>>572183668
>>572183753>this has to be one of the most schizo generals i've seen in this website
/hg/ us undefeated...
>>572183753Lurk more.
>>572183753
>>572183753Lurk five years before posting faggot
Ticonderoga's Jammer
bnuuy (Halo)
>>572183068>>572183086>>572183853>>572184073>>572184701>>572185143Forced
>>572185143
/fog/ is now in control.
>>572185363
>CARRIER>FORMS
/hg/ has WON Halo: Combat Evolved5 - 0 - 1
>>572178565Thishttps://youtu.be/n75ki9LjPEg?is=MTiWlZDdsLf-jjBY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lT2Y6gzBNI&t=378s
>>572186160Buy an ad.
>>572186227https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXxrF80xH_0why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free
It’s impressive they found a way to do a remake worse than CEA
cool fountain
>>572186619CEA was at least Halo. A mismatch of multiple games and lit stupidly But it was Halo.This is just Artstationcore jeetslop.
>>572185143>>572185820>>572187243Not Halo
>>572187409We know that, better ignore
>>572187409it has the pregnant guy, so it's Halo a little
>>572187409That's why I posted it??? Nigga?????
>>572187409It's Halo now.
>>572187830not agree
>>572182872>still no Waypoint Chronicles pdf
>>572187720And so, you must be silenced.
>>572187720
Stop posting that one please.
>>572188867
>>572187409just use the ai filter champ
For me, it's Tsavo Highway. The best Halo level.
>>572189003I said stop. It's unsettling.
someone else got blamed for this thankfully
How are you supposed to do the double monke boss on Legendary in Infinite? It seems like the intended strategy is clearly to hijack the chopper and kill both the monkes with it, but surviving the hijack operation seems extremely inconsistent because the mortar monke or any of their lieutenants usually blow up the chopper within seconds of you boarding it. Is it just lure the chopper to the other side of the map before seizing it and praying that the AI plays nice?
>>572192514git gud
>>572192514You restart the campaign and grab the tankgun and blow the whole campaign up in 2 hours.
>>572192514I only played Infinite on Heroic but i got stuck on that boss for a good whole hour if it makes you feel any better.
This game night was our last hoorah. Let it rest.
>>572189272That's cool. Sad it's just a mod
>>572192514Ok I gave up trying to hijack the chopper and just blew it up. I had to spend a shitload of time dancing around the arena to kill the chopper monke through all the chaff and mortar fire. The second monke wasn't so bad after you killed his sniper entourage because you could use the snipers to delete his HP bar once his shields are down. That just takes forever because he likes to hide in a little room like a faggot. I still think the epic quick kills you see on YouTube are either supremely lucky or did a ton of chaff clearing off camera to make the kill seem faster than it was. I'm just not luckmaxxed like Chief is in the lore.
/hg/ is 10 and undefeated
>>572195661
>>572195768brandon was cheatin bruh
>>572198435*autopen
it's over
>>572182872Speaking of the World Cup, I always wished somebody would make /hg/ team for this.https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vg/_League
>>572185363Forced Forms
GOOD MORNING MINTO
Forced
>>572208863Sign us up for the next one and fill it with every forced meme there is.
>>572209928Sadly, I don't have the time or knowledge to run this shit, but yeah, it would be kino.Imagine Escharum on the pitch...
Define Halo.
The more I play of infinite, the more I realise that traditional halo multiplier modes suck suck in 12v12. Feel like warzones style of strongholds where getting kills also gives your team points would be the only reasonable mode. Right now you can be playing like a god and still lose because 8 other niggers on your team are throwing that hard.
Rise and shine nigga
>>572212861Cool things happen while great music is blasting your eardrums
>>572209928>>572210525I will do it
>>572220334Good luck!
Carrier Forms
mendicant johnson AI merge propylon cyborg technology. new secret forerunner project. mendicant johnson crystal AI chip.
halo 2 project car toe grapher
>>572224570Shut the fuck up master cheeks I’m not going to watch your video where you pretend you are better than another eceleb.
>>572220334If you feel like. No forcing.
>>572182872
>>572231694FREE HER!
>>572194302What do you mean?
>>572231694they actually attributed to the established lore heregood on them
>>572238095I don't like it. There is ludo narrative dissonance being generated by implying you can carry a flag and bomb without being rendered visible.
>>572239167this game narrative is fine actually, its just common sense really
The Soulless
>>572240402moron
>>572240402trvke
Halo just dropped a nuke...
>>572192514>before the fightAcquire warthog, allies, and rocket launcherGibs rocket launcher to marine passengerHave a BR and pulse carbine for yourself>how do I get warthog, allies, and rocket launcherDo the western AA gun lastRestart mission if necessary>the fightApproach from the northeastern AA gun area, work your way up ground levelOnce "seeing phantoms" music track kicks in, look left, chopper guy should be right there with no support, marine will do severe damage or outright kill him with rocket, turret can mop up, vehicle damage overrides his boss level healthReinforcements will spawn to your right including two skewer brutes, they're a problem, kill asapTry to (hopefully temporarily) ditch the hog in the makeshift "tunnel" under the wreckage near chopperfag so it doesn't skewered or otherwise rekt with you in it Chopperfag's butt buddy should be camped in a watchtower in front of you and up highPulse carbine shreds his shields quickly, from there you just kind of have to play it by ear since he will have lots of support, warthog turret does good damage to him if it hasn't been destroyedt. the one other guy still playing infinite legendary, currently practicing the distress calls
>>572245260*work your way DOWN TO ground level, just follow the path don't try to shortcut it
Pre-order Canceled
Will be fixed with the first day update
>>572247393it's literally a mod lol
>>572247393>Pre Release Buildare you fucking blind?
>>572247393AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
>>572247393WAAAAAAAHHHHHGGHHHH
>>572247393This does not look like a "great" mod as one of the peak bungie dev put it, because this looks like spv3, a really tragically bad mod.
>>572247393I'm not a shill but this is straight misinfo on this troll's part.The skull that adds fog decreases the enemy AI's awareness significantly.The AI isn't actually this bad when you're playing the game correctly.
>>572247951this looks significantly less creative and interesting than SPV3Whatever you think about SPV3, it clearly had a lot of effort put into it.The Demake just looks lazy on all fronts.
Apologize
>>572248298On behalf of all of /hg/, I KNEEL.
>>572248298I still think the new visuals look uglier than the remake, but underneath them, it IS still Halo.I can't say that about the remake.
>>572248298
>>572248298>>572249620>>572249785>>572249929FORCED and NOT HALO
>>572248298No because I already knew the Demake was going to be slop when they announced UE5 as the framework.CEA will get not cycle-tier sympathy from me.Personally I'm still equally appalled and bewildered that the original Halo and Halo 2 are STILL not backwards compatible on on Series X.
Welcome to realm of Classic Halo, SPV3.You've finally earned it.
>>572253840Not Halo.
>>572253840We didn't know how good we had it.
>>572253840Look at all that soul.
>>57221455812v12 is only good for the following modes:>Big Team Heavies Slayer>Big Team Fiesta SlayerUncheck all the other modes in this playlist.
>>572253958>We didn't know how good we had it.>>572254162>Look at all that soul.
>>572254285I'm posting from mobile. You might wanna use something like this next time.
>>572254814Thanks for the new pic.
>>572220227>Cool things happen while great music is blasting your eardrumsThe following games are Halo:Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & KnucklesDonkey Kong CountryHalo: Combat EvolvedBanjo KazooieStreet Fighter 6Soulcalibur IIFinal Fantasy VIIKiller Instinct (SNES)Gears of WarDead or Alive 4SubnauticaHalo InfiniteBayonettaHeroes of Might and Magic IIIStarcraft BroodwarSuper Smash Bros. UltimateUma Musume Pretty DerbyForza Horizon 6Streets of Rage 2
>>572256428Not Halo.
>Halohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNa4W0RJrSQ
An EXTREMELY Detailed Breakdown of the New Flood
>>572257257Ok marketer
>>572257257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa4QGSTi31A
>>572257534Buy an ad.
>>572257603dont need to cause you chuds will watch anyway LOL
>>572257845>dont need to cause you chuds will watch anyway LOL
owned that chud LOLlike comment and subscribe
>>572257603>>572257384we get it, you hate halo
>>572253840unironically looks fine
>>572257845AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
In a world where everyone turn and ran,one man said no.
HiddenXperia is a chud btw
Halo 1 > CE
>>572259989invite him next time
>>572259989
>>572259989>>572260073>invite him next timenah
>>572260394He has spirit, it's what matters.
erm campaign evolved isn't for you anymore chud
/hg/ remains undefeated after 2 sessions.Next weekend will probably be a hiatus due to the American Holiday on Saturday.I'll still host a few nights this week if anyone wants to play.
>>572261029i will join as long as those dont count towards this score
>>572261029>Finally get a full party of 8>Don't winWe were being carried by the randos all along.
>>572261102>i will join as long as those dont count towards this scoreNot going to count anything that isn't in the planned Summer Play Sessions that are announced multiple days ahead of time.Think of the weekday stuff as "practice". Might play some other stuff too.
Blame him
>>572261029We should just make a gentleman's agreement to mass quit every time Ridgeline comes up and not count it in the scorecard.
Lets all uninstall it
Reach is fine
Yeah, I think I hate Halo
>>572261789Reach is NOT fine.
>>572261789>Reach is fine
Is great
Xperia is stealing our memes wtf
he is NOT
>>572260018follower now
>>572262764Watch his flood video
>>572262880>Watch his flood videoBuy an ad, Luc.
>>572262880>it's real
lies
>>572263037I will do just that...
Chuds aren't welcome here, Luc.
>>572263089why does he have negative boobs
>>572262880Timestamps nigger
>>572263580Watch my video
Luc RUNS this general
When did you know?
>>572263814Post the timestamps and I will
i play halo
>LE HECKIN GREEN Y2K SCI FI GLOW
>>572257534He put the shrimp he put the FUCKING SHRIMP IN THE VIDEO HOW?
The shrimp was never funny.
Dangerous misinformation above.
I like shrimp i think its cute and funny
>>572261029include halo 4
unggoys have no rights
>when my wifes boyfriend comes over and brings not just his switch, but also a 10 pound reddit gold voucher
Im at work and i cant watch his vid is he really using hg memes now?
>>572266128>actual quote from the videoI kneel, Luc. For now.
We finally broke him... Our sweet baby boy...
>we
>when the bull turns my wife into a carrier form by giving her a pozzed load
/hg/ won
>>572248089>Whatever you think about SPV3, it clearly had a lot of effort put into it.>adding a bunch of un-necessary shit means putting = a lot of effort
>>572271502>adding a bunch of un-necessary shit means putting = a lot of effortThis but unironically.
do u think hidden xperia has a gf? also what happened to his cooking channel i liked it
>>572271502Doing more work than necessary is more effort, yes. Most of the effort was misplaced and created a worse end product but it was more effort.
suffocating between an elite's thighs
THEY are laughing at us again.
i don't give a shit about THEM
Neither do i desu
>>572248089this
>>572271934He should, he's a succesful youtuber
he's not Mint Blitz
>>572277269
They are not HaloFollower
>>572277484He is next on our hit list. He is a tough opponent but we can turn his brain to mush with enough effort.
Youtubers are not Halo stop this shit.
Halo CE is not Halo.It's Combat Evolved.
>>572278013You can't be more low IQ>>572278143This
yeeze groomed me :c
you really should stop talking to older sirs, then
i am 40
Can someone explain to me what those secret lessons are that we're supposed to have learned?
Stop asking
>>572278670that's one of those cases where you should just sue him then.
>>572182872Dead general.
even seeing the nu CE isn't that great, I'm still gonna play it on Gay Pass or with elamigos if they hack it before it's out for everyone
>>572281185Just with gp for me. Pirating doesn't seem very safe to me anymore
>>572281185Just pirate it.
Halo.
ai filter got that one
Is this the halo thread?
>>572282702>>572282827or probably I won't play it at all, I wasn't interested in it from the start.
>>572209148
>>572281185>>572282702>>572282827>pirate itis there word of it being paired with any DRM like denuvo? if so then it's DOA for pirates unless you want to use that retarded hypervisor method
>>572283289>i-i-i- wasn't interested>i-i'm not going to p-play itYou've already preordered it and you'll play it.
it's crazy how GP has become so normalized that people prefer it over pirating. why do they claim it's not profitable for Microslop? it's having massively good success
>>572283743I'll probably play it, but when I feel like it more, not right at launch.
>>572283814Don't they have to give the game publishers a huge cut? I assume that's what's happening.
>>572283576Halo: Infinite was cracked day 0 unc.
If anyone wants to play Combat Redeemed at launch add me on steam 1168920802
>>572284047>unc
not wasting mone on nu CE
wasting mone on nu CE
>>572284610Spend your "mone" on English lessons you retarded ESL.
>>572284840me not.
>>572285201yousa got the right idea unc
I stand with HaloFollower/MintBlitz
I hate to break it to the doomers, but yes, the Halo General will be playing the new Halo Game.
>>572285863yeah, but fucking waste mone? sure not
>>572285863nah
Things would probably be easier if I hated Halo
>>572283814game pass is apparently profitable, the problem is more due to market share
>>572286498agree
>>572285863AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>572266128
Halo fans don't play Halo games
Things would probably be easier if I was white
>>572287393White folk have their own struggles
>>572287548lol
>>572287016We played last night, you stupid nigger.
STOP SAYING THAT WORD
>s-stop s-saying that w-wordkys
Nigger
>>572287797Not being able to buy cheddar cheese is a real struggle you unsympathetic piece of SHIT
Played
>>572288047oh i hadn't payed attention, all good then!
>>572289020Thank you for understanding.
>>572278303no i didn't. unless you're that one femoid from my last run club...
Gross!
i like to listen to halo retrospective videos in the background when i play ultimate firefight
>>572293728based
>>572293728I do this but instead of videos is the moans the bull gets out of my wife when he comes over
>>572288869>Not being able to buy cheddar cheese is a real struggleAnon that's called being poor. Your race has nothing to do with it, or if it does, it's overwhelmingly more likely to be because you're *not* white kek
>>572208863If you happen to run out of ideas for players, here are some off the top of my head:>Forced>Not Halo>Escharum>Endless (Anomalocaris)>Carrier Forms>Pozole>GOOD MORNING MINTO>Buy an ad>Halo has been played.>Ultimate Firefight webms>Classic Halo>Modern Halo/Nu-Halo>Masterchief>Cortana>Arbiter>Atriox>Truth>Sergeant Johnson>(HiddenXperia doing a funny face or pointing)>Mint Blitz/Mint Quitz>Marathon>Marty>Joe Staton>Griesemer>SPV3>343 Guilty Spark>Shitfinite>Bleach>Remove Sprint>Master Cheeks>John Halo>Killed offscreen>Reach is fine/Reach is NOT fine>Craig>Halo hater>AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>572296530HOLY SHI-
>>572296530AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>572295520based?
>>572293728Soul.
>>572296639I already said I'm on it.I made contact and am working on it.That being said, some of these are forced to a reddit tier cringe degree and will not be used.
>>572296806based
Put Kurosaki Ichigo on the field.
>>572293304i do NOT like this webm
>>572296806>some of these are forced to a reddit tier cringe degree and will not be used.We, /hg/ers, are tirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrred, too.
Who is even going to play? We are all old uncs with jobs here.
>>572296639Also, Regulars/Irregulars.
>>572287016Not so fast.
>>572297159Forced and most definitely not Halo.
>>572297292But very much /hg/
>>572297360AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
>>572297360AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>572261150>We were being carried by the randos all along.Not quite, it's more that we were carrying the randos. But your logic isn't actually far off from what is really happening.The reality is your best odds of winning a BTB game are always going to be with 6 or 7 (heh) people in the party, communicating with each other.The second you roll up with a full team of 8, the game will try extra hard to match you up against another team of 8, which means a much higher chance of going up against a full squad of no-life sweats.It is absolutely no coincidence that /hg/ went 8-0 with 5-7 players and then didn't win their first match with a full lobby, to which the SBMM immediately overcorrected and gave a much easier opponent the following game.This is not to say that going 10-0-1 overall is not impressive at face value, but a HUGE part of that is that most of those matches were a team of 5-7 people and 1-3 randos against a full team of randos.
>>572297914Are you suggesting a team of 7 will roll easier opponents than teams of 8 at a considerable rate?
>>572296949kot.
>>572296639All of this is forced
>>572298023>Are you suggesting a team of 7 will roll easier opponents than teams of 8 at a considerable rate?yes, significantly so
>>572208863Actual, organic /hg/ players:>Escharum>Atriox>Lil Pacha>Ticonderoga's Jammer>Yhwach>The Endless>Sarah Connor>YeezeID>So you beat the halo demo>Minto
terminated post above
>>572296639Forced
strained
Coerced
GAPED
>>572298023It's just really easy to cheese the modern matchmaking system if one pays attention.But most have not learned their lesson.
Minto won
>>572296639I don't know what Escharum's goal horn would be, but one of the team chants would have to be him saying "FOUR MINUTES"
>>572298116literally every single one of these is inorganicYou might as well have put Gween Tea or Jack Ruslel in there. The only difference between them and the ones you listed are that the individual people that were forcing them gave up and, what a surprise, the meme died with their departure."buy an ad" is ironically one of the more organic memes right now because at any given time, multiple people know when to post it in response to the same things. It's not just one autist trying to leave his mark on the "culture" or something retarded like that. If anything, it's the opposite, and instead is calling out those that are trying to do so.
>>572298135Forgot to add thiscan shorten it to terminated>>572297159and this
>>572298473A TRVKE RUPTURE?IN ATMOSPHERE???
>>572298495IP grabber
It's so easy to rile you up
>>572298473
>>572298584>>572298624Also good ones>>572298632Truth nuke/trvke is pretty universal throughout social media
>>572298759Byt those are just universal memes, not exclusive to /hg/.
>>572298473I'm still here tho
nah
Who wants to watch Romeo?
>>572298997I know and I still love you. I just wanted to be sure (smooch)
>>572299095I'm watching The Capture (2019). Sorry.
Face it, the only organic /hg/ meme is Endless
>>572183097what do you mean its 2026 silly
>>572299186No need to apologize
>>572298023>Are you suggesting a team of 7 will roll easier opponents than teams of 8 at a considerable rate?Not him but more or less yes./hg/ is winning for the following reasons:50% Non-Full Parties (basically a soft sbmm exploit)40% GOYIM BULLDOZER and Baza are hard carries that are within the top 5% of the playerbase7% Everyone else on the team3% muh organization and teamwork"""communication""" is such a meme and really doesn't amount to much. Stop kidding yourselves. This isn't counter strike, League of Legends, or an RTS. Having two or three actually good players skyrockets your winning odds, and playing with said actual good players is lore or less a guaranteed win as long as the party isn't an 8-stack matching against other sweats.
>>572299235forced
billy is being silly again
>>572296639>>572298116Forced
JUST BE GENUINE FOR ONCE IN YOUR SHITTY NIGGERFAGGOT LIFE, GEEZUS
>572299292>lThis isn't counter strike, League of Legends
>>572299443Forced
>>572299565I reject your baseless assertion.
>>572299292>pfffff Halo? Lol that's a baby game. Real gamers like myself play league of legends!
All this because /hg/ had one draw, not even a loss
>>572298473If it's not top down, it's inorganic. Stick to grilling burgers.
>>572299707trvke
>>572299623>>572299495You're actually mentally handicapped if you unironically think Halo is more reliant on communication than League is.An Aimbot will win even an objective match pretty much every time. That's how important accuracy is, again, even in objective game types.This is not the case for MOBAs. If the team isn't working together, they're fucked.
Halo has been played.
Next time I will play better and the lads won't be fighting.
Is YeezelD back? Let's go!
If you haven't beaten legendary by yourself, I don't care about your opinion on the corresponding game's campaign.If you don't have a 2.0 or higher matchmaking K/D, I don't care about your opinion on Halo Multiplayer.
>>572300045It's ok Gobiin, you can keep going negative, we love you.
>>572300237I'm not Gobiin, but I love him too.
Microsoft literally just needs to make me in charge of Halo.I should have say over what weapons, maps, abilities, deployables, cosmetics, story elements, and characters are in the game.I don't want to toot my own horn but I'm about as big of a Halo superfan as you can get, not just because I love Halo and grew up with it, but because I actually UNDERSTAND it.My Halo would be the ideal next step for the franchise, and anyone who has a problem with it or doesn't like it is just too retarded and shouldn't have a seat at the table of discussion on what Halo is and isn't in the first place.
Y'all gay im watching Romeo alone now
>>572300337This but unironically.
>>572300337>t. masterz
Remember that guy who said the sniper was OP and needed a nerf?What a retard that guy was.
>>572300337trvke
>>572300535Hey, that's me!
>>572300618
Stop using my spartan NOW
>>572300804Golem get ye gone!
Ssicks has accepted my friend request.We will never not win a game ever again.
Sspics
>>572300905He better not be British.
>>572301029AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>572301029WAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
>>572301253>Katanait checks out
At least not it's my Spartan!
>>572301029BRO SHUT UP! What if he hears you?
>>572300905
Bring me Ssicks.
It's sSicks, not Ssicks!
>>572301693
Updoot if he got owned
>>572302051Peak Halo.
>>572302051
>>572302051Maybe it's a good thing the remake isn't including mpNostalgiafags would demand it have retarded shit like this in it
>>572302490There's nothing wrong in that webm.
But i want retarded shit like this in it
>>572301253that's uncalled for
>>572302586>>572302612case in point
be nice to lol the no
>>572302723
The King of /hg/... Who has deserted us...
no one's ever really goneliterally, even IJ showed up the other night
>>572302932...except Dan
RETVRN
>>572302932YOU'LL DIE ONE DAY, REDYOU'LL ALL FUCKING DIE ONE DAY AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT, RED
gamers don't die, we respawn
>>572303102I don't get it
>>572303192
>>572303192I hope I respawn as a lotus flower. That way I wouldn't have to endure all these "forced" posts.
>>572303572No one is stopping you, go ahead and respawn.
i'm bored imma start posting gay porn
/hg/ will tell you Endless is forced when it's the only meme that broke containment and is actively popular outside of 4channel.
>>572304104proof?
I made it the fuck up.
>>572303958Proof?
>>572304272Prove it.
>>572304380I'm very private about my creative process. Please understand.
>>572304654Yes would you like to play?
then dont ask nigger
>>572304792um prolly not. i'm gonna ask an old friend i haven't played with in years.
>>572304654yeeze...
>>572305023Just stop talking to your water bottle, retard.
>>572305074
>>572305074literally who
know your lore
shut up gobiin
not gaylo
>>572305093no ._.
I'm watching Romeo tho I've been quiet for a while
bring back assassinations
>>572307047>pictured: not Halo
>>572306718Shut the fuck up.
>>572307180No... something better.
Be nice.
>>572307184 I'm being paid to bump....i can't
Since when does Gobiin get paid? What the fuck, Red.
>>572307623Gobiin is not a real person.He's a trained AI model.He's not "paid", more so funded.
I bought the collector's edition on ebay
the troll is tinythe impact is not
Gobiin's solid, I vetted him myself.>>572307623Not my call.
>>572309315https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF_Ca45JRFs
>>572309615purchase a monthly subscription
>>572309615Buyen ein adden
Forced.
It's on SPV3. It's literally on Silent Cartographer. It's literally on Installation 01. You should check Branching Sickness. Hop on Project Contingency. Did you check Halo Coral? It's on ElDewrito. Go to ElDewrito. Hop on ElDewrito.
forcing gaylo
Something fell from the sun... and it landed on Halo.....
>>572312782
i need a halobro to help me cum no homo
>>572309615Secure a placard.
It's>ForcedWithout the full stop. Retard.
el pozole
You're done.
>>572313714they don't say that anymore
>>572313998Someone send that picture to him.
>>572314058I mean I could just save it myself, just like any pic here.
Lol
>>572314260You're not him.
>>572314260AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>572314260
>>572313180Discord?
>>572314260woah...
If Red gets HiddenXperia on the next game night I will boost da cord.Once.
Da Cord is investing heavily in AIThere will be less fresh water for the thread in the coming weeks
>>572314451no disc sorry :(
Gobiin can be rebuilt.We have the technology.
There's no way that nigga is going to play with us
Not after the infamous JJAB incident 13 years ago...
>>572314906qrd?
"but da buuks!!!"lol nice game narrative lol
Book franchise.
>>572314827Then?
>>572314857nah
No Halo game is a 10/10You can make the case that the OT is on the mount Rushmore of video game trilogies tho
>>572315338that's fair
When im watching Bleach and they start being mean to Hanataro.
>>572315146nah
IT'S UP!
>>572316829Solicit a campaign contribution.
>>572315239fine...
>>572316829WAAAAAaaaaaaauuuuughhhhhh...
>>572316829Invest in a billboard.
>>572317524Forced.
I think replying to all posts with "forced" or "buy an ad" doesn't create an healthy thread culture.
>>572315239>>572316925anon05738
>>572318462just a moment... Aaaaaaaand BOOM! Got your search history. All of it.Let's see... Krystal from Star Fox eh?Well, could be worse.Also why have you visited the Halo 4 subreddit so often? Literally 10+ years of upvoting posts. Interesting...
>>572318787>Let's see... Krystal from Star Fox eh?ONE OF USONE OF US
any nudes leak of hidden x?
>>572318787this is not helping me cum
nigga said his favorite movie the little vampire
>>572319968which nigga
>>572318975kek
>>572320401Carrier Form (singular)
>>572320401
>>572320401Not even trying to nitpick, the original was more unsettlingThe way it was flailing its arms around fast and spurraticallyThe new guy looks like he wants a hug
>>572318335>I think replying to all posts with "forced" or "buy an ad" doesn't create an healthy thread culture.
>>572321670these posts are forcedalso /hg/ is like a majority non white
>>572321737my boyfriend is white
we know, yeeze
>wuz
>forerunners
>>572320401i've seen this guy at walmart.
>>572248298Anniversary Graphics are disgusting and if took them over a decade to fix the MCC version. It deserves the hate. That said It’s my preferred way to play CE right now because I don’t have a tv compatible with an original Xbox anymore and the controllers need to be replaced.It is better than this new abomination coming next month but that is an insanely low bar
>>572321664CE's Carrier Forms will never not be cute. They're like chubby penguins trying to waddle over to you while doing their best to not fall over. Especially with their low polies and low res textures.>>572320401Find this more unsettling because of the way it's walking. Like it's still part human or even bear-like. The extra detail makes it look uncanny. It looks less friendly. And more determined to reach you.
>>572321737
>>572328915Nigger.
>>572328915Yeeze looks like THAT??
this thread is really bad. i've never seen /hg/ this bad before. never
You must be new here.
>>572329590Lurk five years before posting.
>>572329648i have been intermittently posting here for years. i still don't know who any of these namefags are. i just like to post about HALO
DUNA DUN DUNDUNA DUN DUNDUNDA DUN DUNDUNA DUN DUN DUNNA DUNNA NADUN NANA NA NADUN NANA NA NADUN NANA NANANANA
OOOOHHH OOOHH OOOOOOOHHHH OOOHHH OOHH OHHH OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
>>572330608>>572330737Forced
Not Halo
>here chief, take this gun. i can't remember if it's loaded or not. please remember not to come back in here and shoot me in the head while my back is turned. now please excuse me while i take the ship in manually like captain ahab, EVEN THOUUUGHHHHH cortana's subroutines could do it for me. i want to land as soon as possible so i can put on jungle fatigues and search for random weapons caches in a swamp and LARP as a marine for some reason
HALO
>>572331426Those aren't Halo 1 and 2's colors...
>>572331605Yes they are. Halo 2 is as brown as your hands, Pablo. Now fuck off back to your shack in Merida.
halo 2 is browner than reach. it's brown AS FUCK
>schizo hours
>572331679>projectionHalo 1 is not and will NEVER be blue, no matter what the remakes say.
>>572331763>SCHIZOPHRENIA REAL BECAUSE THE DOCTOR SAID IT REAL!!!
>le heckin frutiger aero blue y2k olderbrothercore metalheart
>>572331883i say this and i'm trans btw
>>572331880(you)
>>572331986meant for >>572331880
>>572332018>>572331986schizo? schizo...
>>572331880Pavlovian.
>>572332101meant for >>572332018
>>572332190meant for >>572332101
>*ahem*The Endless
>>572333108wtf is this real
>>572333108is this REAL
The shrimp was never funny
>>572333401no arrow therefore you look like that
>>572333465Huh I wonder why they never brought the flamethrower back in the CE remake since it was cut pretty late from->wasn't in reach so no spartan animations for itNevermind!
Me, yes, ME will be buying the remake.
>meThere's that word again.
>me
>>572314260I seen very weird 3d porn on rule 34 and they had HiddenXperia face on one of the guys in the background, can't find it, but maybe anons remember, I linked it.
I want to play Halo.
Why? That's faggot shit.
I am a straight, white, republican femboy and I love Halo.
>>572339941are you a christian though?
>>572339941Fuck OFF Yeeze
>>572340576Who's Minto anyway?
I thinkI want to play Halo 4's campaign again, it's been 12 years...
>>572344212are you sure? maybe you should reconsider that.
>>572344444
>>572344517i wonder what it was. it's a mystery to parallel the forerunners themselves... errr i mean the original trilogy forerunners.
>>572344421i was thinking of playing it with a friend to make it more enjoyableplaying mediocre and bad games is always better with someone else
>>572344754i wish i had friends
We KNOW, Yeeze.
>>572302146killing pistolniggers with the AR is the most satisfying feeling. better than sex
>>572346402you know what sex feels like? the fuck?
It's looking well i think. I wish spartanfinder still worked.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0spkkFeEHJ8(Ad space purchased. Here is the receipt...wait...where did it go...oh no, my hamster ate it...)
Halo is being played
>>572350810Are you sure...?
>>572302146>non-centered crosshairsnot halo
>>572302146>CENot Halo.
>>572352702Positive
What did he mean by this?
>>572354917I was wondering about that line too. Was he talking to himself or to Chief, about the chat they had before that cutscene.
>>572354917it's esoteric marathonism... chief is %hero or whatever
>>572353554Classic Halo.>>572354917Halo Infinite revealed that time travel exists in the Halo universe. This dialogue is actually a foreshadowing of events in a future Halo game where Masterchief travels to the past to save the future, which has already happened. And there in the past, Chief met Guilty Spark and proceeded to activate the Halo rings . This also happens to be the original trigger that caused Guilty Spark to become rampant (which only got worse over time). Probably.
>>572341803https://www.youtube.com/@MintBlitz>Thought I had already answered you.
Just generated this. What do we think?
>>572353554Is that from Ruby's?>>572358820I see. Could he take HiddenXperia in 1v1 match?>>572359468Can't say I like the current state of Halo, overall. I like MCC, the mods. But 4 and 5 reeally messed up the story. Infinite is kind of better, but it's built on problems of those 2 previous games. That's in terms of story, at least.
>>572359961It is. The last segment on The Library.
>>572248298it's mid
>>572248298At least it was Halo and came with multiplayer.
Ghostrider = Atriox on a Brute ChopperBlade = Sergeant Johnson with an energy swordLoki = 343 Guilty Spark in his humanoid robot bodyDeadpool = Mister Chief
i have never played halo wars
How many anons will be able to beat Halo Campaign Evolved LASO?
>>572364342it's ok, but you should
>>572349457Factoring in Xbox players it's well above 10k players on weekend nights, which is enough.
>>572365751Days are for campaignNights are for multiplayer
>>572365846exactly
>>572365507I actually had a copy of the first but only played it for like 10 minutes yeaaaaaaars ago, so maybe i'll check it out then
/hg/ should start its own elite competitive Halo team so that by the time Halo Next releases, they can be ready to participate in the Halo Championship Series.
>>572365425I never cared for LASO but i might try this time around.
>>572261029Remove reach next time. We've played it four fucking times to the two times we've played any individual halo games,
Poster above floats and sputters.
Bricks will continue until morale improves.
You uh, do plan to have halo in your halo session right? Hello?
Brazil or Japan, which one is more Halo?
>>572370094Brazil, obviously.>b-but m-mechas>b-but a-animeShut up, nerd.
>>572370094halo does not have a single pubic hair across the entire series
>>572364342Me neitherActually not true, I played one (1) game of the free HW2 demo/beta whenever that was. Didn't have a goddamn clue what i was supposed to be doing, I just clicked buttons and did random shit until I lost.
>>572370214Halo is for nerds. If you are not a nerd then we all want you out of here.
>>572370796Halo is chudcore, nerd.
>>572370887You mean Halo 2 and onwards? Those are not Halo, chuds can keep them.
>>572359468I really like infinites campaign and am looking forward to cev, might even paypig for early accessBut 4trannies and 5heads deserve the rope and their games should be stricken from the halo catalog
>>572359468(you)
Halo 5 needs to be added to MCC thoughbeitever.
If only for the mod tools
>>572371228>thoughbeiteverlil troll moment
>>572359468Do you remember what happened after years of shilling Jeetfinite? You fucking shilling retards went silent when that game flopped hard.
>>572371228ya
>>572366797Reach has only been played once more than anything else actually
if you complain about reach again im gonna start throwing the game so we end up playing it more
>>572378148it's just lil trollHe's upset about the game nights and he is NOT happy.He's angry over the fact that nobody wants to play Halo 4. There's even a petition that is going around that he himself has signed three times to replace Reach with 4 for Summer Session 3.Obviously that won't happen but it just shows how upset he is.
when do you people host these sessions?
7 to 10 am
>>572381435give timezone pl0x
>>572381042>>5723815636pm pacific/9pm eastern/2am London/3am Paris/10am Tokyo/11am Sydney
>>572382128>3 am parisaiiiiiiieeee
why do you people host these sessions?
Excuse me, do you mind? I was about to use this.
>>572382326I can't speak for everyone, but personally, I like to see who don't play get mad at people that do.
where do you people host these sessions?
>>572382456this
>>572382456trvke
>>572382224Baza is only 1 hour earlier and he makes it work.That being said I'm going to ask all the regulars, that being the people that have been showing up, what their rough availability is and see if we can shift the time a bit.
>>572382789Well I can stay up longer on weekends so I can make it work but IF it can be shifted by even 30 minutes that'd be neat.
>>572382789Appealing to Euros never results in more people coming. You might get 1 or 2 different people than usual but less people overall.
>>572382958noted
>>572382968Cute of you to think I'm referring to euros.Wanna frot?
>>572382789>>5723827891 hour later than usual since that's when i get home from work. Im free Wednesday through Friday tho i can log in at any time
>>572383880>Im free Wednesday through Fridayworking on weekends or..?
Euronight rises
>>572383956I do be working on Saturday and sunday sadly
Echidna stopped playing gaylo.
Everyone did.
Once Halo Studios' first game is out, everyone will come back to Halo.
We're not calling them that.
>>572386150This is, what? The fourth time?Not surprised.
Silly Hingehead
>>572387573WAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhh...
>>572387573you can't call them that...
>>572387573>fucks up the jump>gets hit>easy modeAm I supposed to be impressed, Mint?
>>572386245Sorry lads. I just meant that Mommy Echidna finished streaming.>>572387354>she can't leave Halo behind... Hot.
>>572387573So are youtubers still playing this demo or what? Did they record 12 hours worth of footage? Why are they so insistent in showing the 3rd person camera when is not even good to begin with? They're being paid specifically for that i assume.
>>572388454nobody is being paid, schizoThey're just hanging onto whatever clout they can. It's cringe, but if you got the chance to make a living off of posting Halo clips you'd do it too.
>>572387573>the AI is retardedmany such cases
>>572387573INSANE
>>572388637we get it, you HATE halo
>>572388791>implying this has-been clown's opinion means anything
>>572388562I'm already a filthy fucking sellout so I'm already doing something similar
>>572388791>muh Jaime!He has the same mid life schizo virus that Marty does.Arm Chair twitter comments in an attempt to be as much of a fence sitter as possible are pointless.
>>572389049Respect.Go get it.
>>572388791I don't know if Jaime is deliberately trolling or just on drugs but that is objectively not what happens.The Elite very clearly just straight up WALKS off the edge of the platform and dies. The swing did not carry him over.
>>572388902>>572389071>>572389320Never meet your heroes.They will always, ultimately, disappoint you.
>>572388902>>572389071>>572389413(you)
All me btw
>>572389413I'm just glad people are coming around to not treating ex-devs words as gospel truth.Halo development was a mess.
>>572393272renew a subscription
>>572393272>134 THOUSAND viewsdon't mind me, I'll just keep slaving away at Taco Bell
>>572393272Buy an ad.
>>572388371they look like the infinite grunts, right?I prefer the first game's... they look more innocent
Reach textures haven't aged any better than Halo 2's, they just had a 6 year lead.>inb4 343 shillIt's a better game than 4 or 5 still, but Reach could ironically use a remaster more than Halo 3 could right now.
>reach bad
Reach a kino.
>>572393446No way, I need a bean burrito.
>>572359468Ok marketer, thanks for the input. Go away now.
Worst thread in a while
i wouldn't know since i'm a newfag
>>572396509lol
>>572394502if it's not the cheesy gordita crunch with a Baja Blast, you're doing it wrong.
>>572397247Ah fuck, I knew I couldn't match the knowledge of a true Taco knower...
PUT DOWN THE CHALUPA
>>572397654
Anyone up for Halo MCC multiplayer or coop should message JingleBaZa on xbox or add JingleBaza on steam.Any time zone can work.Mic required.Open NAT type preferred.Must be willing to discuss Duolingo.
>>572402796>Must be willing to discuss Duolingo.No can do. Hate that bird.
Add me back on steam
this game is so pretty man
>>572388371lmaooo look at the top of his head, oh no no no no no
>>572387573Classic Halo gameplay.
>>572388114Don't bully Mint. She tried her best.
>>572407260>>572408707>>572408919Not Halo.
>>572409973its not anything made by 343 thats for sure
>>572410372What if it was made by Ensemble or Certain Affinity?
Gearbox?
you know whats halo?Grim Dawn's next expansion fangs of asterkarn coming out on july 23
forced
Define forced.
can someone make a new /utg/ thread for us, our general is ded
>>572411801whats utg?
>Unreal Tournamentdead franchise
>>572411961undertale general
>>572411801No need. Oldschool arena shooters are Halo. Welcome to your new home, friend.
cam someone make a new /bleach/ thread for us, our general is ded
>>572412095Now THATS a video game i bet people have fun playing this
>>572411972It lives on in Halo.
The spicy hour approaches.
>>572412268If it's so fun then why are all the UT servers empty? Even our game nights are more lively and we have 5 people on average.
>>572412146This. One Piece has weapons, grenades, melee and vehicle combat, so it's more worthy of the Halo title. It even has Infinite-style equipment where if you defeat someone who has equipment, that equipment is now available for someone else to pick up and use. It has both classic and modern Halo.Meanwhile the most Halo thing Bleach has going for it is that it rhymes with Reach. And, as we all know, Reach is definitely not fine. It was glassed, after all.
>>572412280>The spicy hour approaches.Based Big Team Fiesta enjoyer.
i WILL play the remake, but i SHAN'T pay
>The Captain, we've got to stop the Captain!>>Keyes? What->The trvke he's looking for, it's not really- we can't let him get inside!
>SPV3-style campaign with overwhelming amount of sandbox and gameplay additions>Halo Combat Evolved-style music>Ultimate Firefight-style Firefight mode>Infinite-style Big Team Heavies and Big Team Fiesta pvp with lots of vehicles and power weapons and no spartan laser>Halo 2-style arena multiplayer maps>Halo 3-style sandbox, movement, and overall gameplay>Halo Campaign Evolved-style skullsand replay value for co-op/campaign>Halo 5-style weapon and vehicle variants, further improving Fiesta and Customs>Halo 4 Cortana base model, but can be customized to your liking with versions and features of Cortana throughout the franchise>Halo Infinte-style customization but with Halo 3 and Reach-style unlocks (aka no microtransactions), and contains all armor customizations throughout the franchise>Most importantly, no sprintThere. The Perfect Halo game has been created
>>572413649>Ultimate FireslopFuck off or at the very least buy an ad
>>572414198
That's my secret Captain, I'm always Forced
>>572412271
>>572412271>hey man check out our new brute explosive weapon>it's a box
This is so fucking funny i gotta play thishttps://youtu.be/GGG-NjfEZr8
>>572414198Define buy an ad.
>>572415934>edgy mod has red ammo counterWhy is this still a thing? Only thing it's missing is being suppressed to complete the prime edgy weapon from 2008 era Halomaps.
Choose one:Tactical Battle RifleTactical SMGTactical Pistol
>autos suck in old school halo>precisions weapons suck in infiniteWhy is it so hard to find a decent?
>>572411801Is that the cuck general?
Any other general is for cucks if you ask me.
Nah, the latest Undertale chapter literally involves the main character being cucked.
He's losing it
>>572417494He's not beating the allegations
>>572417494You choose the buttons you press.
>>572417494based
>>572417494>>572417568qrd?
>>572418610His community is ganging up on him for refusing to admit he's a furry.
>>572418664kek
>>572418664The ironic part is a bunch of people wouldn't care if he just admitted it, but he wants to have it both ways
>>572418773Yea this. If you just own up to it nobody gives a shit, his behavior is asking for more trolls to gang up on him.
>>572418773Ok, but what if he isn't, though?
>>572419969hi Cheeks
RIP little nigga
>>572419969lol they can't turn a hypothetical
