He's a Pretty Cool Guy EditionA general thread to discuss Dispatch by AdHoc Studioshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/>Dispatch merch store featuring new merchhttps://store.adhocla.com/>Fanart Fridayshttps://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2069858141961932806>HR Violations Pack for Dispatch- Free Updatehttps://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2067281226528936175>Dispatch cosplay guidehttps://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2070594263776190968>Dispatch save file inspector (PC only)https://sdnrecordsdepartment.io/If you're unsure where to find your save files click on "where are my save files" on the bottom right and copy the file pathPrevious thread: >>571566337
Invisimech <3333
Flambert <3333
My life for Mandy
*mmmMmmMMMmmmMM*
mechablazer <3333
god I hate kissing noises
>>572248996well then you're not gonna like this https://files.catbox.moe/h6meak.mp4
Reporting in
>>572249789what does demon pussy smell like? Asking for a friend
>>572250239Cinnamon.
>>572250239arsenic
>>572250239sulfur maybe?
>>572151981https://sdnrecordsdepartment.io/?s=YnA6MTM3NDM4OTUzMzkyfGJ2OjU5NTEzMDM2NzIwfDA6OXw2OjIwfDI6NDN8MzoyI just realized I was 2 off the RMC to get the heroic endingSo it actually was decided by Robert telling her zip up thumbstick's dick and also ratting her out back in episode 2, lmao
>>572251667…like farts?
>"take off your clothes and show me your cock"what did she mean by this?
>>572256851It’s simple really. She wants to smell his wiener.
>>572250239like hell
>>572257315>_>
>>572257315what does mechadick smell like? Asking for a friend
>>572257315one whiff of Robert's pheromones is enough to send her over the edge
>>572258783>>572258817WTF
>>572258783Like stale stress sweat and shame.
There will be no crotch sniffing in this thread
>>572259957sorry Robert. I've already sniffed your crotch and remembered its scent. Now whenever I need to find you I can just follow your scent trail. You have nowhere to hide
>>572259957sorry Malevola. I've already sniffed your crotch and remembered its scent. Now whenever I need to find you I can just follow your scent trail. You have nowhere to hide
>>572259957sorry Mandy. I've already sniffed your crotch and remembered its scent. Now whenever I need to find you I can just follow your scent trail. You have nowhere to hide
I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile horny clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass attention-seeking clean brown valentine tomboy maid gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth, a below average IQ and delicious "cake".
>>572259957sorry Chad. I've already sniffed your crotch and remembered its scent. Now whenever I need to find you I can just follow your scent trail. You have nowhere to hide
>>572260641based
Courtney cleaning Robert’s dirty ass ears
>>572265338Robert cleans himself just fine with his 5-in-1 shampoo/bodywash/conditioner/hand soap/dish soap, thank you
See you later, /SDN/.
>>572270952goodnight BBfrend
im fuckin stcuk in my home. want to get out but thersre are neighbors outside. and i made them mad yesterday caause i made lots of noise drunk. i know they mad cause htey were bangign on my door earlier. i dont want to have a confrontaiton with them so i cant leave. fuck. also glad we made it to 75 i liek that number.>>572270952gnifht hopium rest well man
>>572273369You need help.
I’m still surprised AdHoc hasn’t released anything for Dungeons & Dragons yet.
>>572281345Are you referring to the Critical Role Exandria in specific According to Laura Bailey in that Last Meal interview she said something vague. The usual "things are being worked on but I can't tell you more" kind of schtick.
>>572274687i dont need help i need alcohlol. neighotbs left and i coudl get it. god bless that sweethear at the gas station wohs always willing to sell me booze no matter horw drunk am i. if i live till februery nxet yerar im gonna give her a fuckng valeninte card i love tht womangood night sdn i love u all
>>572285617goodnight visiholic
Endless dispatch mode doko...
Golem is a pretty cool guy if you ask me.>>572248319Fucking nice OP>>572245087no thx[/sp]
>>572300739>couldn't even beat a normie like Robert in hand to hand
>>572300934Oh no Bobert ;_;
>>572304121gasp it was Flambae all along
Sorry for the delay at the pivotal moment. Was making spaghetti.
>>572309359>>572309696How did your spaghetti turn out
>>572310264Buonissimo. Better than what you'd get at Olive Garden or wherever Blazer got her takeout. Though that's personal bias.
>>572310842Homemade pasta is always preferred if done well I think; my grandmother would make pasta by hand and hang it all over the house to my mother’s distress
>>572311390That sounds awesome, having fresh pasta. I always wanted to give it a try but it's so laborious much like other baked goods from scratch. The most I've ever done was make homemade Croissants. Little did I know it was at least a two day process. Did your grandmother make other things from scratch?
>>572310842>Better than whereever Blazer got her takeoutyou take that back
Why is Blazer so frugal?Doesn't she have like infinity money?
>>572312553What makes you think she's frugal?
>>572312940>takeout spaghetti, wine in plastic cups, and a borrowed dress on her date with mecha man
>>572313248that's just being practical, not frugalShe had a quick improvised date at the office so no fancy restaurant or silverware and SDN already gave her a dress so she might as well use it
Mandy and Robert sitting in a tree
>>572311792Sorry i was talking to a neighbour for a while. >Did your grandmother make other things from scratch?Of course she did your typical grandmotherly stuffs: homemade breads, sweetbreads, cakes, cookies, etc. We’re of Mediterranean (Greek/Turkish) background so a lot of strange spices and tree resins were involved. She made a bread nicknamed ‘spooky bread’ that gave you a sense of deja vu, sometimes.
>>572311792>The most I've ever done was make homemade CroissantsAlso, croissants are really fucking hard to do properly; if you can attempt those, you can definitely attempt to make pasta, or gnocchi, etc. You can even use leftover potatoes in the latter.
You guys are making me hungry, and I just had a very bland bowl of overcooked oatmeal/slop
>not one, but 2 dispatch threads on /v/we're so back
>>572316471That sounds very nice. Thanks for sharing that tidbit.>>572316635They sure were a challenge, never tried it again though I do love that pastry. Don't you need some kind of pasta roller when making them into separate strands? Then again gnocci shouldn't require special tools, right?
>>572317116I had a BBQ bacon cheeseburger for lunch today
>>572319232What a unit
How is he so big for a normie?
>>572321140he's not he's super powered but he just doesn't choose to work as a hero
goodnight /sdn/ I love you all
>>572327547g'night
>>572273369>>572285617Just drink more responsibly
>>572327547Night BBFriend.>>572328569Has Sonar ever been explicitly horny for Malevola?
>>572336724if he's good with kids, sure he'd be fine with pets
>>572285617>i dont need help
I recognize the posters on /v/ thread. I can tell each one of you apart in that thread. I've spent too much time with you fags.
>>572341363She's cute CUTE
>>572342976I can recognize fujo and BBposter. And Malevolant maybe? Most of the Visikeks seem not to be our regulars, but it's not like we have many of them at this point. BBjeet seems to be absent this time around too. Also it seems like the waifuwar is actually over, no one is really willing to participate in shitflinging at this point.
>>572345413>Mandy won the waifu warsTotalBBVictory
>>572346617There are still more Visifags than BBfags and it's like 52% vs 33% stat-wise. Only at /SDN/ does Mandy have a chance to actually win because there is a tie between three BBfags and three Visifags and one of the latter can die at any given moment.
>>572348413why on earth would you know the health status of an anonymous image board poster?
>>572348617Well it's not hard to assume that a chronic alcohol abuser might kick the bucket at any time.
>>572348413I'm ignoring that
>>572348413>it's like 52% vs 33% stat-wise
>>572348617because he gets shitfaced every single day here
>>572350210old news grandpa It's 33% now, get with the times
I wish someone would look at me the way Mandy looks at Robert
>>572345413>no one is really willing to participate in shitflinging at this pointyou might have spoken too soon
Afternoon. >>572317421>Don't you need some kind of pasta roller when making them into separate strands?Yes, though some grandpas just rip them apart in specific shapes. “Lazy pasta”. >Then again gnocci shouldn't require special tools, right?They just need to be dollop sized. But there are specific shapes for some.
I might lose my internet tomorrow or later. So in case that happens, know that I'm not dead. I'll try to pay my provider next week or so.
>>572368134You are dead. Got it.
RIP HopiumI barely knew him
>>572367862goood afternoon anon god bless u>>572368134u better not be gone for too long man u ar neded here.
;___;
>>572374717whst wrong man
>>572374794Hopium ;___;
>>572377604still can't believe he's leaving us forever
>>572377604well lets hope he rseseolves the intrenet issue soonr than later
>>572378016
>>572379678>malevola just jerking it to random pictures of visitruly a hedonist
>sex?
no sexsex badsex banned
>>572388843yes sex! sex good! sex allowed!
>>572389874>t.
I just finished this last night, I really liked it. I choose to romance Invisigal because the game had a fairly extensive masturbation/wet dream scene with her, and was disappointed that nothing else happened with that. Maybe I should have gone with the Captain Marvel one after all.
>>572393142you got catfished
>>572393142>another newfag fell victim to the sex dream
>>572394575KEEP UP INVISIBITCH
are they making another one?
>>572395690I sure fucking hope so since we've been waiting 75 threads for it
>>572388843Shut up HR!
Your thoughts, /SDN/?https://www.reddit.com/r/DispatchAdHoc/comments/1uiyq0m/how_i_see_season_2_to_operate_considering_adhocs/
>>572397085no thoughts head empty
>>572397376Damn it Visi. Get your head in the game!
>>572397523
>>572398039>Robert eating her out while she plays fortnite with Golem
>>572398486
Now that hopium's internet is out I can finally say that I never liked him and think he smells
>>572403156Why?
>>572403156You know these threads are archived? He'll see what you said eventually.
>>572403986because he can't read this much less defend himself
>>572406648Good taste, Blazer.
>>572403156I will let him know you said and think this.
>>572409357That water is boiling.
>>572411509>>572409357Think there's room for one more?
>>572411680chu
>>572411919I think that’s one of those one man tubs.
>>572412596Robert's a skinny man. He can make due with that.
>>572406795>>572415141>>572415303i like this artist
>>572415638Arczism is definitely in the top tier when it comes to Flambert fanart. If I had to rank, the top five would have to be...>Hiku_2018>S0rinal>Arczism>Takoyaki129>3arth0
>>572406795Mandy is a secret fujo (second in the office only to Coupe)
Aaaaa- I don’t want to go go bed
>>572422543Get some sleep, you need it.
>>572422543It'll be fine, maybe Visi or Blazer will appear in your dreams.
>>572422543don't sleep, you don't need it
>>572425596hnnng
Okay I’m making a little bowl of oatmeal and then I’m going to bed
>>572426886get some mcdonalds insteadtreat yourself to a little heartburn in the morning
Invisigal is kind of trashy, which unfortunately probably means it's hairy if only a little. Maybe BB is the best option after all.
>>572438929>he can't handle a little bushcoward
>>572439290women should look like women, not men
>>572439957would you still love Mandy if she told you she got lazy shaving?
>>572440386Butching out would make her less valuable, yes. It's no different than saying she'll start skipping showers every other day.
>>572441151>less valuableyou don't deserve her
I can still hear Hopium’s voice?
>>572443914g'night
>>572444571that's just your schizophrenia
>>572397085I ain't reading all that shit.
>>572445150Hey Hopium, I thought your wi-fi was out of commission?
>>572445685I thought so too. Went to sleep early because of it. The internet's still working. Probably something on ISP side.
>>572434974cute
In a highschool AU what would each character be?It seems obvious to have the entire Z team as delinquents.But what would Robert be? The new student? A teacher?What about Chase, Mandy, Phenomaman, etc.?
>>572457385>MandyCheerleader
>>572457385>But what would Robert be?A substitute teacher that Invisigal has inappropriate feelings for.Mandy would the school's director. Chase would be the shitty councilor that wants them all expelled.Phenomaman is a PE teacher. He has that build and he would hilarious in those short shorts.
>>572443963chu
>>572464752Having sex with Mandy in the principal's office...
>>572457385Golem is chill gamer dude who is BFFs with Visi.
>>572457385If everyone was a student it would be:Robert as the average straight student - average grades, no clubs, kind of a loser, just goes about his day from class to class but he has a secret superhero alter ego after schoolPhenomaman is the dumb but lovable football quarterbackCourtney is the class delinquent, skips class frequently, smokes in school, regularly called to the principal's officeMandy is the class valedictorian and popular stacyGolem is on the basketball team and the poetry club for some reasonSonar is the straight A student and also a drug dealerMalevola has rumors spreading around that she'll sleep with everyone because of the wawy she dresses but no one has actually had sex with her, to everyone's disappointmentFlambae is the class bully who always picks a fight with Robert and somehow always losesWaterboy is the class punching bag that Flambae takes his anger out on whenever he loses to RobertPunch Up is in the wrestling club and ball taps everyone in the hallways to the point where everyone instinctually covers up their groin when he's aroundCoupe is the president of the literature club but also a goth girl who shows off her knife collection whenever the teachers aren't lookingPrism is the rachet black girl always disrupting class but also really popular because she can singChase is on the track team and Robert's only friend that he hangs out with regularlyRoyd is the weird foreign exchange student that everyone likes and does everything well
>>572322581He would never cut himself
Blonde Blazer....
>>572472785what is this picture about again? Some basketball faggotry?
>>572474134giga Stacy caused a major chimpout with one single gesture
aaaaaaa-AAAAAAAAAAA-
>>572476248>Blazer tells everyone to stop stealing office supplies>Prism has a chimp out
>>572478653She's pointing at Courtney
>>572478258whats wrong man
>>572478258Are you okay anon?
my cat won't let me brush her teeth...
>>572482451It’s a cat anon
>>572483841cats get gum disease just like anyone else
>>572483994Feed it healthier food anon
>>572484067I do. Doesn't change the fact that you still need to brush their teeth every so often. It's either that or pay for dental work every year
>>572484365my cat is 18 years old i've never brushed his teeth and they are perfectly fine. apart from one missing fang that he lost somehow
>>572486830>apart from one missing fangshould have brushed his teeth
>>572487185don't think that would help, he's an outdoors cat, old bastard probably went through hundreds of fights over his life with random strays that show up at my place all the time
Why couldn't we have gotten the sushi date...
>>572488596I <3 sushi
BOBERT!!!
>>572498198Chad's right, he is greedy.
>>572501813Yeah Chad should get a turn too
>>572501813he even tried getting Chad in episode 5, greedy bastard
Imagine Z team having to use LA public transport
fuckng hell
Robert is a very sensitive guy
>>572507978Huggable waist
Most emotionally vulnerable z-team member is Flambae btw
>>572512103Some would even say a quick finisher
>>572482451>t. Mandy>>572483841>t. Courtney
So I might be going to jail for a little bit. I had a massive verbal fight with a this fag brown lady over walking my dog in a public neighborhood. My dog is the happiest girl ever, never barks, has never bit, and she’s also a special needs dog with hip dysplasia. She did her little slow frog waddle up to this lady with her kid, thinking they were fellow dog loving nice people, and the fat bitch immediately started screaming and huddling to herself and her child like she was being stoned or something. I told her just how fucking embarrassing she looked and how pathetic of a standard she is setting for her child by being witness to the mother’s petty overreaction (this will surely not instil a fear of dogs into her kid). THEN she had the gall to tell me I’m not actually supposed to be walkingb my dog outside the park area where the designated dog area is (I was wondering what those caged in fields of grass were the other day; I thought they were for sports not dogs). I said she is a fucking GUEST in my country, and she had better learn to assimilate, and now she’s calling people on me because of what I said. I have locked my doors. I’m already getting knocks. This is what immigration has come to. What was once a very casual thing (…walking your dog) is now being isolated and segregated and seen as filthy behavior, because brown people hate dogs. I firmly believe not being able to tolerate dogs is a sign of a refusal to assimilate. To not be able to recognize a kindly creature like a dog is a red flag that you aren’t good or moral enough of a person to be here.
>>572519505Kill all Muslims. Not even joking.
>>572519505let me guessUK?
>>572519854I’m starting to think the same thing after this holy shit. They are not compatible at all. >>572519883You’re close but nope i’m in fucking Canada. The picture of that poster was taken in Canada. Muslims are putting up posters requesting people not walk their dogs now.
>>572520096every day I thank god I don't live in a pozzed countryIf this were in America this would all be easily settled with a quick shootout with the police
I’d sooner save a dog than a Muslim lol
Afghans and Iranians hate Islam btw
>>572520096well keep us updatedor not, in which case I'll just assume you got arrested by the thought police
>>572520521Iran and Turkey both don’t like Islam but Afghans are a lot more brainwashed, yes. Iranians just hate Islam. Islamaphobia in Turkey represents a kind of self-hatred or at least self-dissatisfaction. Afghans have the fear of God in them.
>>572519505You are overreacting. You won’t go to jail for that. But you will upset a lot of people. I also side with you here. Dogs are a true human companion and to think otherwise is inhuman. You’re probably right about them not giving a damn about how the west works in common etiquette. The etiquette of where they come from is all that matters to them.
Islam is hilarious. They hate dogs (throw them off rooftops the same way they throw gays off rooftops) and yet they absolutely fucking adore cats (because they love carpets and it looks like they’re praying alongiside Muslims). The pedophile warlord prophet (Mohammad) himself condemned a woman to eternal hellfire for mistreating (starving I think) a cat to death. He was beyond pissed at the Karen. And so he threw her into hell.
Attending an anti-muslim rally with MandyBringing Beef to piss them off more
>>572520698>>572521501I might be freaking out over nothing but I live around a lot of these people so it’s not a good feeling to always watch your own back.
>>572521979Seeing Indians and Muslims run for the hills when they see a white lady walking her chad mastiff will never not be funny
/pol/ talk scares away fujos it is known
>>572525562>>572525569comedic timing
>>572525562>>572525569You were saying?
>>572525562>>572525569Bahahaha
>>572525562You’ve never seen a Nazi themed Fujo before? They 100% exist, Anon. They’re rather nutty individuals too. Something about the Nazi uniform and the Luger really does it for them.
I wonder where each character would fall on the political spectrumMandy is either a bleeding heart liberal or an unapologetic republican, she could go either way and there's no in between with her
>>572525957Flambae was a fat pimply faced nerd back in high school. He only started working out at the end of high school.
>>572526083Someone did a thorough political rundown of the characters in a previous thread
>>572525973>You are hiding fujo art underneath your floorboards, are you not?
“Hey team, want to see what Flambae looked like in high school? I have his yearbook photos right here. It’s not pretty.”
>>572527032You’re playing with fire. You’re about to get burnt real bad.
>>572527032how to get 3rd degree burns all over your body
>>572526083I can visualize Blazer in a nazi outfit a little bit TOO easily…..>>572526703You want it for yourself, don’t lie.
Courtney was the most defiant little shit in school I bet. I bet principals fucking hated her.
>>572527386you can thank hopium for that
Imagine Hitler with the amulet
>>572527550you mean, the teacher hate fucked her
>>572527886why is he so smugis that smug juice
>>572528006He's just being a tsundere. He wants part of that nerd inside of him.
>>572527845Finally he can become the blonde haired blue eyed aryan he always fantasized of being
>>572528134only in his deepest of dreams sadly
>>572528336>>572528596Teacher???
4th of july this week I'm betting on fanart of everyone at a backyard BBQ or pool party or something
>>572254632Yes. But like really raunchy sex smelling farts.
>>572260641>>572261009How is this not immediately best girl?
>>572311390Your mother is uncultured swine
>>572528982Unknown. So far the characters seen have been students.>>572527032Take a look.
>>572529546I would be surprised if they don't do anything for the 4th. Since they pretty much ignored all of June save for reposting Flambae fanarts. Surely the demographic they're catering to would expect something in July?
>>572530250He sees his future husband
>>572530661Snitches get stitches
>>572530661is this supposed to be high school flambae
>>572531148Now kiss
>>572313591She's actually just a basic bitch.
>>572531246yes>>572531742in due time
>>572532672Nooo let it continue
>>572533030>>572533260Cute>>572533496MUSLIM
>>572534329She is a cutely drawn Muslim. Don’t you just want to unwrap her and gobble her up? Hnnng.
>>572534634Muslim women aren’t like chocolates anon
>>572533496Is that it?
>>572535893For now, sadly.
>>572535386Looking at this gif with Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) playing in the background is certainly something.
>>572544839>would you still love me if i was a wormWormbae and Mechaworm
Sonar deserves some boobs.
>>572550789no boobs?
Sonar ranks who the hottest girls are at the office on his youtube channel
>fujo faggots once again romanticizing domestic violenceDisgusting. Faggots are almost as bad and subversive as Muslims in the West.
>>572552467be nice BBjeet
Truth hurts, doesn't it?
>>572555972absolutely cursed
>>572555972Horrific.
>>572393142>romance Invisigal >and was disappointedMany such cases.
