Pakalive Dash Vol. 4 can be watched here: https://youtube.com/watch?v=2qivHnZ3Ko4Previous: >>571729290>Game NewsCurrent Rate Up:Narita Top Road (3* Alt), Meisho Doto (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR)>New UmamusumeTitleholder>Next Lvl 6-7 AwakeningsSilence Suzuka - JulyNew Evolved skill for Win Variation>New Scenario"Tracen-ken, Repaying the Favor" releases later today, after maintenanceBackground-App Auto Training later todayFull Details: https://umamusume.jp/news/detail?id=3315CM Long will be held on 7/24, Nakyama, 3600m, right, good, summer, sunny, NO DebuffersLoH Classic will be held in August, Kyoto, 2000m, right, summerCM Mile will be held on September, Tokyo, 1800m, left, good, autumn, sunny>Beyond Dreams Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1ibD_nSFr923JtCxRS7GJikwY9csnMBkfRzsLnew5jvg/edit?usp=sharing>IP News>7th Event: WORLD TOURLos Angeles - NEXTLondonSeoulYokohamaTravel Pop-Up Store:https://travelpopupstore.umamusume.jp/>Thread Circlesウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst>/uma/ monies derbydacchi.gudnight.fyi>/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)Register here: >>569152246Season 4: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=108301Season 5: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=116385>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any devicehttps://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/>How to link your Cygames IDhttps://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume
>>572272051WHEN are we getting Bu-chan's secret actual bestie Cygays?!?!?!
thanks manager for getting me into 4ccgthough it helps that i can root for xivg since we got knocked out
I think I like "Red" more than I like SiL
>>572276257hahahahahahahahahaNo, fuck you, I'm glad that team lost
>>572286308that's not very nice :(
>>572286402That's good to hear, I don't want to appear nice to any of your kind, now go back to talking about hons.
i liek soccer umas
I love these dumb weird looking dogs
>>572276257You're welcome, faget
>>572287624>in the future trhere will be an event starring F4, Epi, Dura and TaihoIMAGINE
>tact was in my dreams again today after I also had her again two days agoaaaiiieeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>572294727Do you ever pray for these dreams to stop?
>>572294148Don't forget taabo
>>572294727Presence association is one common trigger for lucidity. You should try "if I see tacto, that means I'm in a dream" and make her your tulpa.
Is it weird that I rate Stars on Earth higher than Ojou?
>>572297464No, I find it pretty amusing. >>572300268How do you even do that? Like before I sleep I keep on thinking "if I see tacto, that means I'm in a dream"?
>two US cucumbers even in B finalThis fucking game. Somehow Chevacchi took first with Vivlos only losing by a head, Verxina got fifth so I guess nige really is at a massive disadvantage this CM.
Poor Verxina. Hopefully the new campaign will come with a nige rework and we won't have to wait until they release Taiho.
>>572301497https://www.ldguides.com/mildYou can try visualizing what would happen if you see her, what you want to do with her etc etc. Then, if by any chance you see her again, that memory association can be triggered.Chrono prpr
Mares are the superior life form in group B, and out of them it is the triple Tiara who stand above all
Last chance, say something nice/bad about it.
>>572305263It's easy
>>572305263Gameplay wise it was solid, once you get past junior year it's consistent. For an anniversary scenario it was lacking in animations and polish compared to GM, UAF, and Legends. Compared to L'Arc it could've had a better story but maybe that's not fair due to letting you pick from all the BC races and IRL having won it already multiple times.
>>572305263It wasn't bad, but it sure felt bad to play with the teammates a lot of the time.
>>572305263MINNA NO KOE DE!U-MA-MU-SU-ME!!KOE WO KASANETE!U-S-A!! OOH BANG
>>572305263i like it, but maybe it's just because i got lucky and managed to roll for Yanko and Casino. I dread the usual "next scenario + no meta card = suffering" cycle
What, NOW!?
>>572305263I like it won 2/3 CMs could've been 3
>>572305263Overall one of the easier, quicker scenarios to train on.Would have liked the final race to be on the same level as L'arc with American uma rivals. Great winning live though.
>>572305263Thanks for helping us circumvent MANT for the zenkan titles. Now all we have to do is 9 BCs and Arc.
>>572305263The mobs it gave us are quite cute and sexy.
>>572305263Fun gameplay, very easy to learn. Like other people said, the story aspect could be way better. It doesn't even have 1/10th of the drama and impact of L'Arc.
>>572305263I actually think the chocouma were cute
>>572308128For me it’s Admiral Navy.
I CAN'T TRAIN
>>572308452Then drive.
NEW DRAW ANIMATION
>It's here
https://youtu.be/nA7A5PhjDiU>Take with Dodo's silk
>>572309137They still have the usual SSR animation with daytime, so this must be uber special.
4 more to go
>>572309137probably for the guaranteed pick up like how the uma gacha has rijichou
>>572309365I thought you were just making a joke about his shirt but no wait it actually is
>Dodo's silkIT'S CONFIRMED LADS. SPE 2.0 IS COMING.
>>572309365Oh yeah
Does Tazuna have a different model at least?>>572309675The 21 and 22 gens are coming, I can feel it.
>>572309365gangster lemaire
The millionaire who would do anything for keiba.
>>572309805>>572309835It's so peak. He's cementing his status as ojisan's lackey.
>>572309943I had to read it twice because I thought it was just a band name the first time, but no, it really was Lememe.
>>572309805Straight out of Saint-Denis
>>572309805I just see this.
I thought Lememe was wearing Godolphin silk for a moment there but it doesn't have the green stripe on the arm.
>>572309868They should have Taiho announce F4 and Sharyar, then get all three of them to sing Winning the Soul or Glorious Moment together.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ8ox_kiaqw
fuck you x1000
>be Fine Motion>has this dumb little personality quirk that she likes ramen>it's a kind of thing that just pops up every now and then but doesn't really define her entire character>cygames just decides to make an entire scenario out of that tiny little personality trait for a semi popular umaCan cygames literally just do whatever they want and the fanbase will just eat it up?
>>572309805People forget that he does have his own hip-hop album
>>572311232A byproduct of reaching the "scraping the pot" phase of the creative process.
>>572311232All the other scenarios are usually related to keiba in some ways, but this, I don't know what the fuck this is.
>>572311232well if you're at one of the racecourses you should get something to eat
>>572311232To be fair, you meet her while she's trying to find a ramen shop.Maybe if we ever get a royalty themed event her highness can show off her nobility.
>130 rolls 3 SSRs (1 guaranteed) all spooksholy shit this might be one of my worst ever
>>572311238Probably not. F4 doesn't really have family drama, and he's descended from Epipipipipi so I can't imagine him being that depressing. My guess for their campaigns would be:>Taiho: Very bloodline focused. Carrying on Dura's dream and paving a path for all the Duraspawns to follow.>F4: Trainer-Uma focused. F4 is Takeshi's true love and vice versa. So I imagine it'll most focus on the bond between Trainer and Uma and how they can help overcome history.>Shahryar: Gen focused. Probably start with him trying to prove that he's as strong as Taiho and F4, and switch to him carrying on the 21st Gen's name after those two retire.
>>572311364Josué Gloireham is so versatile.
I want to roll but I won't have enough to spark even with the free rolls.....
>>572311789Don't we get a week of free rolls? What are you doing, dacchi?
>>572311997Looking at how he left 130 means he's gonna wait the ten rolls to complete the spark
>>572312071Yeah I get that but not waiting until after the free rolls to see what you got seems like poor impulse control.
>>572311997A 0LB Tazuna is bare minimum for the scenario thanks to “human” rights. Best to try and lock her in quickly.
>>572312228There's literally no difference...
>>572312228What's the advantage of waiting until the 80 is over to fill up the 120? unless you don't plan on going to spark then that's even dumber because you're wasting the 80 free rolls
>used all my rolls to spark immediatelyI'm so fucked for 5.5...
The best thing about the new scenario is that I get to see stuck-up umas cooking ramen for (me). It's so fucking funny seeing Ramonu and Orfevre in the kitchen and there's nothing they can do about it lmaaaaooo
>>572309365I can't believe they're adding Cloud to Smash Bros…
>>572312228We have this conversation every time free tenners pops up, and every time you people act like you're going to giga luckshit both supports mlb within the free rolls.
>>572311842>Superstar at 3yo>Empty shell of itself at 4yo flopping every race>Ended his career with injury after failing to finish the raceIt will be a heavy angst personal drama
>>572312515>implying Ramonu wouldn't enjoy making ramen
>>572312778>you people act like you're going to giga luckshit both supports mlb within the free rolls.It's worked so far though
>>572309365whose silks are these
>>572312952Kitasan and Spe.
>>572312952Kitaspe and San
>>572312228It's way better to spark during free rolls nowadays because you get a support pick ticket instead of being forced to pick from the rate up cards.
>>572312952Kitasan and Spe, two of the most iconic horses ridden by Take.
Was this event specifically made to desexualize the horses? They're all wearing shirts and pants here
>>572313381It's to protect trainers from rape
>>572305263needing to restart half a dozen times because junior year went slightly off at any point got old pretty fast
>>572312952Spesan and Kita.
Does anyone know what they’re doing? I know it’s only been an hour.
>>572313381Expect more as we are now appealing to the "international audience"
>>572311232yes, especially if it's from Tracen's best ramen stall!!
>>572307945There will never be a scenario that is as emotional as larc because of the fuckass yearning japanese have for it
>>572312952Spesan Week and Kitacial Black
huh I never see this before
>>572313381I like the plain black shirt, and the booba closeup when the uma drains the noodle is sexo
>>572313821Grand Masters has a really good story, it's just a shame that the mode gimmick is ass.
>>572313680>"international audience"aka Dubai
>start the new scenario>briefly see Tucker make an appearance out of nowhere10/10 scenario just because of that and I don't even know what I'm doing
>three TazunaNice. I guess I'm set until next anni.
Oh
HELP I'M 10K NINJIN AWAY FROM A SPARK after free rollsWHAT DO I DO AAAAAAAAAAHHH
>>572314443Use 'that'
>>572314443It's time to use that.
>>572311232horsefags are the most gullible neophilliac depressed being you can findevery fandom is cringe but you are right cygames fans have no standards
>>572314443あれ
Gentlemen. I do not like ramen.
What about toast
>>572314774I like tsukemen better ngl
>>572313381We were robbed of this
>I also love ramen because of the ー in the name.I love this straight retard.This anon is somehow right >>572311715 , they managed to find the slightest, thinnest bit of connection with keiba in the end by making it racecourse related.Since Tokyo Racecourse have Ramen Month every year, I wonder if we'll actually get some sort of uma collab this time.
>>572314774>>572315175>>572315026
>>572315560Considering she doesn't even chew her food, ramen must be easy for her to eat.
>>572314774I prefer spaghetti.
>>572314039I THINK DUBAI SUCKS
>>572315148you know if the health department sees those videos they could condemn our restaurant and we would have to move out of it
>>572315818
>>572315889You heard the man. Janny need go get that goddamn post off of here and fast.
>>572314774I don't make it a habit to eat it a whole bunch myself.
>4 offratesFifth scenaruo in a row where I get cucked out of the supports. How many free rolls do we get?
>>572316213who's this adorable creature?
>>572316389Just under 10 for YOU in particular to not spark
>>572316279IM WORKING ON IT
Is NOT NINGEN support usable at LV0?
Whole nation is excited for uma Do Deuce... they should save his reveal for anniv or something
>>572316760ANOTHER HALF YEAR PUSH BACK TO TACTO'S IMPLEMENTATION
>>572316720I think tazuna is pretty ningen tho
>>572316891Show the ears then, the human ears
>>572316720Seems like it, but the only issue is that her affection gauge starts at one if she's at Lv0 or 1.
>>572316583Fuck you
>>572316836Nyooo....
>>572316981I'm not tazuna tho so ask her.
>>572317310how much longer until tact overtakes biko's wait?
What silk did Lememe wear in the CM?
>Do Deuce before ContrailAll that old man's fault
Is there a tutorial somewhere? how do I get that secret sauce? why do number go down?
>>5723174641045 days to go!
lol its this bug againwhy do they always forget during a new scenario
how do i play this new scenario i'm retarded
>>572319518If you see that one option gives you a small number but another a bigger number then go for the bigger numberEat ramenDon't lose races (A lot of people fuck up this one)A lot of people quit when the run is going well, but you need to do the opposite, you quit if the run is no longer worth the time, but you keep going if things are looking good
>>572320778>(A lot of people fuck up this one)
>>572320778fuck, do i need to do more than just my career objective races
>>572320973Well, due to >>572319189 I just lost one, and I was planning on calling Anon bad for losing but karma's a bitch and all
the new auto training lasts for 50 mins
>>572321548What's the point of normal auto when this exist?
>>572321752normal auto is faster than 50m and you can take manual control
>>572321548Sometimes I think management purposely gimps the auto modes to make them more of a hassle and promote manual.
https://youtu.be/4hTMYpl4msAWeird conspiracy schizo video.
AAAIIEEEE WHY IS SHE BACK
>>572323745AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>572323745>>572323890
NYOOOOOOO NOT THE HAGS
>>572323745>>572323890>>572323972>>572324009what if they forced you to get drunk and gangraeped you hahahaha
>>572323745>>572323890>>572324009BRING BACK THE GODDESSES
>>572324009NYES! NYESSSSSSSSS! GIVE ME ALL THE HAGS!
what did she mean by this
>>572324173This shameless whore. This utter harlot.
Miss Still in Love, we're in the ramen making scenarioMake your Kurenai sit the fuck down
>>572324173i heard umapyoi can slim you down fast
>>572324338
>>572314774I like alfredo
>>tazuna outran light helloOH NO NO NO NO NOHAHAHAHAHA
>>572316426That adorable creature is a teddy bear talisman which gives safe runs and great wins. Also some horse that beat yanko is there.
>>572324542>the trainer believes Tazuna is just naturally energeticLOL
>>572324716Can you blame him when he's in the same gen as the super woman known as Kiryuu.
Call me crazy, but Buena is kinda hot in that uniform.
>>572325995crazy
>>572326203Fair enough.
>>572326421>ナン
I'm getting jackshit in skill pts again...
>>572321752You should try it on Make a New Track.
First run. Actually good SP gain. Guts is pretty fucked though but I guess I should've picked SPD + STA+ GUTS for senior year if it exists must have missed that
https://x.com/magicalgirlnoir/status/2071298959646339232Ma'am, forced marriage is no different from a hostage situation
>>572326641>>572327049I’m getting capped at 7200, what’s your setup?
>>572327049How much better is it compared to BC?
>>572327346This was the supports i'm using, i already forgot which regions i picked>>572327380Still need to play it some more, that run was pretty unoptimized. One thing I miss with Dreams is being able to bring up the stats I want without losing too much SP on that last 4 dreams. Yeah the last 3 turns in URA is still good but if you get a shitty rainbow roll you're cooked.
>>572327619Not sure if the extra 10 starting skill points help, but the 10% in increased event bonus with the +1 skill point per training shouldn’t be that big between 0LB and MLB.What do you think the ideal LB for tazuna is?
>>572327049i had similar results with 2SPD, i think highlander setup would work in this scenario.
>>572311789Exact same result here, dacchi. Can we just skip this scenario?
When can we expect the next scenario? Next anni?
>>572328530October
>>572328684We don't even have any other Meisho hors yet...
>>572328684More like Meisho mania will be unleashed. I’m sure Meishoman approves uma from the clouds above.
>new doto card eventsMeto made it into the game before Deep Impact and Contrail
Dacchis, Calatone T got stupider.
>>572329357Meto and the Doto animal squad's been in the game for a long while now dacchi.
Mejiro Ramen became real.
>>572329357Aren't they already in long ago? Still yeahDeep is NEVER coming into the game
>>572329435He is literally me.
RTTT…
>>572330038Lads, I think NTR might be a bit dumb.
Yeah whatever
>>572330179My Sh*kur exodia is complete, time to uninstall this piece of shit game.
>>572330179Is she less popular than Seeking the Pearl?
>>572330332No?
>>572330332But I love Pearl
>>572330332Her coming back with (your) kid already made her pretty popular.
TEN FUCKING OFFRATESTENTEEEEEEN!FUCKING KILL ME AND FUCKING KILL EVERY SINGLE CYJEW EMPLOYEE THAT HAS EVER AS MUCH AS LOOKED AT UMAIM GOING INSAAAAAANE
>>572330305My condolences.
8.3k, I'm not satisfied with the stats though
>>572330942WAGE SLAVE
>>572330942Half expecting a random Dorija to be waiting below on the off chance that hand slipped
>>572328941>Mambo, Samson, Kaido, Bowler, and now TabaruIt's actually strange how many important Meishos we're missing, then again, Cygay have skipped entire gens before.
>>572330332what are you a fking tourist? she is popular in JP.
8.4k i had to overflow train stamina twice to get guts to 1150
>>572335161Is Chiyo/Dotou better or Shakur?
Any local variations of ramen you've found to be really good?
>>572335201Doto is better, I just don't have her right now have to wait until the free roll ends
>>572335206
FUCK I'M ROLLING WITHOUT A SPARKKK FUCK ANNIV AND FUCK MY LIFE JUST BRICK MY ACCOUNT GG I FUCKING LOVE RAMEN MAN
>>572335683There's still seven days of free rolls to go and no competitive events in sight, just borrow Tazuna for now learn the new system.
>>572335206Not a local one but just about any variety of 黒味噌ラーメン is fucking delicious.
>>572335206There used to be this place in Sannomiya that had the most exquisite tomato ramen. I often find tomato ramen to be meme tier stuff but that place made it proper enough to compete with traditional ramen. Shame it went under during covid.
Got UA1 on my first try. Looks easy enough, but I bricked myself by picking 2 combined dishes in senior, and only got 7.3k sp. Any tips?
nyoooo still no Tazuna card
>>572339089Explode
>>572305263Fast, consistent, easy to understand. YANKO.
https://x.com/arisoraum/status/2071517509300498713Kusogames...
>>572340448Goddamn. Is new Doto that powerful?
>>572340642What is L supposed to mean?
>>572340697L33t
I think we should bully Yanko in her careerShe's too outgoing
>>572340448oh they finally let us go over 10k
>>572341182I wonder which chestnut could be behind this post...
>>572340642The new Doto is the new apex of stamina cards right now, completely invalidating any that came before her. If you invested in any stamina cards before this they're already outdated and only good for parent factor farming.
>>572341182Ningen should never bully uma. Remember that even the smallest uma can destroy you with a kick or a bite.
Tazuna says the hat stays on during sex. What is she keeping under there?
I just had lunch at ramen shop Stego just opened. She put some pixie dust to my ramen but I didn't ta
>>572341724not really, 2 stam is a viable setup right now
https://x.com/chanmaaari_/status/2071237671893299568>153cmIMAGINE
Kanban musumeKanmusu
Just had a random thought that the umaverse version of Warham Fantasy's Bretonnia is probably a land ruled entirely by uma knights.
>>572345309So plain yet so erotic…
>>572345309>Kanmusu
>>572345973In the grim darkness of the notMiddle Ages, there is only umapyoi...
What did he see?
>>572329357Meto's been around for at least 3 years
>>572335206Not ramen but I had some tonkatsu udon in Noboribetsu
Cool dog.
>>572335206Found a really lovely corn soup ramen in Sapporo, though I'm just biased towards anything corn-related.
>>572334554'06 gen is completely fucked over outside of the fillies thanks to Kaneko
I skipped Tazuna's tutorial out of muscle memory so now I have no idea what the hell I'm doing other than it's funny to be forcing Staono Diamond to do minimum wage labor.
1 LB Tazuna 8.4k skill pts
What a magical room
Man having stamina bouquet would be really good for my poorfag ass right now.
What's the recommended deck for this scenario? Is it still 2 SPD 1 STA 1 POW 1 INT + Scenario?
World worst kept secret.
So who’re you ranking with this time around?
https://x.com/uma_musu/status/2071475027611119757Grim
>you can make Doto dizzy by constantly switching ramen type and making them spinVery cute.
>>572361527>read new SSR text>パーフェクトoh you
>>5723611672-3 speed / 1-2 stamina / 1 int gives best results for skill points. Power cards will probably be dormant for this scenario.
Lady G's loud slurps
I knew it. Mei really is a loli BBA or at least a legal loli.>>572364036I really need to read more support card descriptions.
>>572365342Imagine the fellatio...
This mode and its propaganda is working on me. Now I want to go get Komeda morning menu tomorrow and then get ramen for dinner.
>>572329554average recent graduate in current year
>if I get fucked over AGAIN on new mode free rolls then both my friend slot and int slot will be bricked since I only have a single Yanko copyAAAIIIIEEEEEEE please tell me tazuna doesn't need any LBs
>>572368734She doesn't, but you probably want it so you can get her affection gauge up as quickly as possible to get her date event.
>The Rock reference in 1996+30Based.
>>572369448like usual I'm just gonna end up waiting til after free rolls and a link to the new guide for retards before playing
>>572367524You wouldn't survive
>>572369752I'll probably just do the bare minimum for a while until someone cracks how to optimize this whole thing, so for the time being this is the Force Extremely Rich Kids to be Wagies mode.
>>572367524>>572370476
Tacto tacto tacto tacto tacto
>>572370763The pictures from the Byford Dolphin incident are pretty brutal.
>>572371015https://youtube.com/shorts/MumyUUIRfAY
I always feel so retarded whenever a new scenario comes out and I'm just randomly hitting big numbers
Maybe it's a skill issue but this scenario isn't really fun is it
>>572375835Benefit of the doubt for now, but it's on the less RNG side of the spectrum so far.
why doesn't umareader include scenario stories?? I hate having to do shitty fucking handwriting lookups on my phone on the side and there's no ipad version of Kaku...
Im a dekinai which stam doto skill is the best to choose?
how much am I missing out not having a 2nd good stam card? (I only have creek)
>waking up after 1 (one) night spent minding the Stego household
Any brazilian Umas?
>>572384303
>>572384303Hold Dorija closer and kiss her!
These umas in black shirts are so gropable man, this scenario is making me so horny
HUMAN RIIIIIIIIIIGHTS
I heard there was some sort of special cutscene with your team members at the end of this event. Does anyone have examples of what it looks like?
>>572392181but they would be so sweaty and greasy after their ramen shift anon.
>>572395341https://youtu.be/1_ONCd16y1II don't think it was implemented for the 1st one
>>572397938Cool. Well, I'm all done with the rewards, so I'll swap around my team just in case. What triggers it? Can I just put a shitter of my waifu as the captain, or does it need to still need a race or something for the cutscene?
>>572398284Nothing it auto plays when the event is done
>>572395491Yes, and?
Thank you janny
Durandal is like this.
So where is the background play auto-training option?
あ、
>>572402628On the last screen before you start a normal run
>>572403074Wait is that the only chance to do so? I've reflexively started runs twice now so that being the only place to do it is crazy.
>>572388491Leroidesanimaux soon
Not bad for a first unoptimised run with less than ideal deck.This new scenario is pretty powerful, but the stats spread is a bit arse.
Also, you guys sure Highlander is the way to go? Even the final three options only have four stats.
>>572335206Once I had a really good dandanmen that's properly spicy, not some mild stuff 中華 restaurants usually have.
>>572409567The top option is bait, 2nd is for mid/long and 3rd is short/mile
>>572409957If chashu is bait, then consider me baited.I shan't be feeding my precious aiba sea bugs.
I don't like this scenario.
NTR...>>572409957Oh, so it's the same three options no matter the deck composition. Nice of them to give speed as a default even if you probably already maxed it out by senior JC.
So how many Green Ladies do you need?
>>572409567right, i haven't considered those options. Maybe Highlander wasn't the best option. It just seems so because how easy it is you cap on speed.
>>572413273Just one for the bonus, but more is better for higher starting affection gauge.
What do you guys think about the story?I see what they're trying to do with the whole "repaying our fans" thing and supporting local cultures, but they're really reaching with it.Light O once again stole the whole show by being herself.
https://x.com/keiba_info_club/status/2071715336378794069>CA might buy Golden Eagles from RakutenThey can do the most hilarious thing ever to McQueen
>>572419167I want to try her 1000cm long one noodle ramen.
>>572419228The Eagles have been a bigger hole than Abema ever since they won it all with prime Masahiro Tanaka.
>>572419228>Daimajin is the boss's advisor>Verxina still get sidelined in gameDacchis....I can't believe Xina bullying is endorsed
>>572419228They've been trying for years
>>572419254Still waiting on Cygames to open a Cyrestaurant. They already have Cyconvenice store.
Jantar Mantar retireshttps://x.com/i/status/2071789112357736515
>>572425152>retired before Gaia Force could beat him in a G1fuuuuuuck
>>572425152He going to get a lot of work as a Sundayman-free hors.
>>572426429his pedigree is surprisingly low in inbreedingso is his sire, and his grandsire has NO inbreeding up to five gens somehow
So should I be doing nora races or what?
>>572422273
>>572425152>HK mindbroke himThat's a real shame, JP just lost its only mile superhorse....
>>572427864very unlikely
What LB do you need for Doto? The usual 3LB at the minimum?
>>572427864it has to be Gran to make the ultimate miletard
>>572429489mlb
>>572425152Now, will they breed him with Gran to create the ultimate miletard?
>>572425152Gaia Force anime drama will be crazy
>>572429645>>572429787they didn't breed schnell meister with songline, they're not gonna do another milexmile pairing
>Liberty Island>Jantar MantarDo not let Kawada ride in Hong Kong ever again
>>572425152see you Umafied in 2029>>572431610good thing Jantar is still alive
>>572431849Jantar Mantar was very fidgety during paddock in Hong Kong, Kawada might sensed something was wrong and decided to run without pushing him, fearing another Liborty incident. He didn't even whip Jantar or try to overtake other horses during last stretch. Maybe that was the right call.
who would win in a raceJockey + horse or Uma?
>>572432691Uma because no 55kg of weight
>>572429682Thats fucking great, how am I supposed to get 5 dotos and at least one tazuna from a single spark?
>140 spins>not even one doto or tazuna
>>572433824time to use... THAT
>>572432928use 3 or 4 of these
>>572434032Ebayan ate all of them and I still haven't recovered. Not to mention you can't use them to get the card.
>>572435167
>>572435718Oh, I did. Guess what I got from the guaranteed SSR roll? Twelfth FUCKING OFFRATE IN A ROW!
Do I still want 2 stamina for medium or should I slot in 1 power in ramen scenario?
>>572419228>・藤田晋の競馬指南役が佐々木>・一緒にセリやセレクトセールへ出向く仲>・藤田に矢作芳人師や武豊騎手を紹介Do you think he asked Fujita to make his umaverse counterpart married to uma Halwa Sweets? That would be sweet. A bit weird, but sweet.
First blood..
doodoos
Truly the doroboneko NPC.
At one point do you think Kanaloa will retire? isnt he a bit old to still stand at stud?
>>572455102Until Ai-chan spawn won a G1
>>572455650Maybe if Ai-chan actually trained them properly instead of just seal-clubbing...
>>572455102>18YOeh, probably 2-3 years more for him
>>572455650curious, are there even any successful broodmare still active today?
>>572456240National ones no, Gentildonna was the last one and she died weeks after her retirement.Cesario died after retirement some years ago, Admire Groove died after giving birth to Duramente, Air Groove died from similar complications post childbirth a few years after.If you count imported horses, Wind In Her Hair, Deep Impact and Black Tide's dam, is still around at 35, spending her days chilling out in Northern Horse Park.
>>572456472Oh, Sugar Heart is still around, she's Kitasan's mother but if we go by this logic then quite a few mares who gave birth to *one* G1 winner in Japan are still around.
>>572456240I think Buchiko is the only active broodmare left with more than 1 G1 offsprings
>>572456472>>572456772i see, i guess it is a rare occurrence for single broodmare spawning multiple G1 offsprings at least today huh. thanks dacchis.I'm glad Gentil at least managed to spawn 1 G1 winner.
>>572457142It is extremely rare, mostly because mares cannot have as many kids as stallions, and because even the seemingly best dna combos out there dont always make winners (think of all the super mares of the 90s and 2000s not named Cesario like SiL, Sweepy, Kawakami, DaiSca, Vodka).But at some point at least 1 top tier mare will have a G1 offspring, and the 2010 gens were taking its time.
>>572459598
How the fuck did he get so thin? Did Hong Kong travel also messed his appetite?Jantar Mantar on 5th June 2026https://x.com/i/status/2071756835711836565
Ask Victor More's trainer died due to illness https://x.com/i/status/2071857638485446944May them reunite in heaven, Aoraki too
>>572459598Not pictured: Yuni gets hit by Tah's ball
I don't think I like this new mode because I hate resources management, but damn Light O is so much fun. Her and her trainer are the best part in all this.
SSSSEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>572462196A damn shame. RIP.
>>572461562Could be stress. Some horses take a very long time to recover from an oversea expedition.
https://x.com/i/status/2071912253302186169Cute puppets
Epipipipipipipi, it's the end of June and here's our current POG scoreboard with the top three owners.The top three horses so far are Incarnata and Jodrell Bank by F4, and Figlio Solare by Epiphaneia. It's an Epi world and we're just living in it.There are still plenty of new horses waiting to debut, so if anyone else want to sign up then you can register here >>569152246
>>572455102major was at stud for longer
damn 8.6k
why is everyone at the top running 3 speed 1 stam
>>572474046Overloading speed with skill point bonus cards will also cap power easily, so you can potentially cap 3 maybe even 4 stats if things go right.Theoretically, but I also hit US6 with 2 speed 2 stam without kiremono, so I have no idea what the optimal strat is.
>>572476432That's fucking crazy9k SP WTF
>>572478073Christ. What's your deck? Teio + Groove, Shakur + Doto, Ebayan, and Tazuna?
>>5724784413 speed 1 stam, no kiremono. What's the skill picking strat to get high pts in this event? do I prioritize greens?
>>572478073how
>>572478073Are these legit builds or just score chasing? Is not maxing out POW not that detrimental?
>>572478073This game has reached dimensions I never thought when I initially started playing.
Followed a youtube guide to the letter and this is as high as it went. I don't get this shit.
>>572479650score maxxing for the event but you can do legit CM builds for long and med with 2 sp 2 sta or 3 sp 1 sta
The background training seems to be not as good as regular auto? Especially since it can't clock.
>>572479650I'm trying right now, and it can technically work practically for certain distances, particularly mid and long, mostly senkou.The concept is to hit speed so hard, it overflows into capping power, then you use some breaks to train stam and wit. But rest as little as possible.
>>572480072Does it need to? I ran some auto bouquet who won all her races which I know is impossible without skills.
>>572480072Background training is gimped auto mode with a stupider AI. Keep in mind auto already has a gimped AI. But it's enough to win all the career races.
>>572480039You are probably not maximizing your tasting sessions like popping them on weak turns >>572480081I'm my experience, you reach the skillpt per training cap in the last 3 URA turns you can basically Cap STA and INT there
>>572478654quantity > quality so stack cheap skills like passives and debuff skills
>>572480234Yea for parent farming purposes. C Dirt + C Miles can be crapshoot.
>>572480072The races are decided by your supports and a probability roll depending on your aptitudes if you don't have A/A.
eternally 17 great^3 grandma....
>>572482038This reminds me, I don't think I've seen Maruzensky in Cesario or Buena's campaign at all. Is Lynn just too busy to do Uma now? Cygames' still using Maruzensky in some materials, so it's not like they're ignoring her.
>>572483648Come on Natural Rise. Just stop acting out and run.
When?
I can't seem to max out stam skill issue I guess (I'm randomly mashing big numbers)
>>572490051I think 3 speed is good for skill points, but 2 speed 2 stam is best to max stat caps.
>>572492257And how do you short/mile?
>>572492351That one I haven't figured out yet. I'm not sure which stam card to use unless you just use Dotou as a stat brick.
>>572368734so far 0lb tazuna is good enough for me because the scenario increases bond gauge for you
>>572492351At least for the mile CM I'm thinking you could train in BD instead
>>572493034>end up with stamina tank uma with lackluster speed and accelwhere have I heard this funny tale before...
ウマオオオオ has 3 open slots. Monthly quota is still at 20 million. If interested, apply in-game or reply with your ID for an invite.
>>572510657How the hell do some no quota circles get A meanwhile we get stuck in B with most of the dacchis doing 20 mil?
>>572511056The average for A is around 40 million on non-competitive months, and can go up to 50 million. 20 million monthly is just right for B+.
Imagine getting good things from free rolls.Couldn't be me.
Got a Tazuna from the free rolls! I'm safe
why bro
i just want to see the new sappoka pull scene, just give me something :(
https://x.com/otsukimaccha/status/2071912253302186169Puppet sex.
>>572492351stego and tap dance
https://ifhaonline.org/resources/IFHA_Newsletter_June_2026_Final.pdf
Where's the fucking monthly shop resets
>>572532734Isn't it in 3 hours?
To people running three speeds: what do you do if you max speed out early?Do you still train speed for more skill points?
>>572537097From what I've heard, you keep hitting speed until you max power
>>572537246That won't take too long with three speeds. I really don't understand how people running three speed can max out so many stats.
I'm not familiar with 3x speed I'm getting better results running 2 spd 1 sta 1 pow 1 int
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIzNuB7c7f0Kawada and the younger jockeys talking.>They were just having fun chatting and joking around, but Ryusei can't stand not talking about keiba so he switch the subject over to horses>Ryusei: Kawada-san, who's *your* "Efforia"?>Kawada: It has to be Liberty for me... She's the best horse [I've ever ridden?] in my life. Then I guess it's Loves Only You, followed by Ushba.OjouT's going to get a hell of a story when she comes to uma.
I will accept nothing less than a happy ending and constant love from her family and trainer.
>>572542286>Ryusei can't stand not talking about keibaKek
>>572542286>Ushbai thought Ushba a stallion? That's a surprise coming from Kawada.
>>572542286I suppose Liberty is his 爱馬, but I assume the 2nd part is independent from the 1st part and its about best horses he ever ridden rather than favourite going ojou > Loves Only You > Ushba, not in terms of how much he likes them? Because towards the end of Ushba's career he dropped Ushba to ride Wilson (Ushba still outperformed Wilson)
>>572542286>Takeshi's Efforia failed to finish his last run and forced into retirement>Kawada's Efforia (Ojou) failed to finish her last run and passed awayNow who's Sakai's Efforia ?????
>>572543508https://youtu.be/xIzNuB7c7f0?&t=1655You can check for yourself.
>>572545137Ebayan if he was still doing the Arc
>>572542286>>572542618I will never not be mad.
>>572543508I’m a dekinai so I can’t fully understand the nuances of what he’s saying. I just find it strange if ushba was among his top 3 horses why would he drop him for Wilson. I recall he had that emotional win with Wilson in his hometown. On a different note I assume someone’s Efforia implies someone’s 爱馬 how or why did it catch on using Efforia specifically? (I know Efforia was was Takeshi’s favourite horse but you also had miyuppi gushing over SiL)
I think I'm too dumb for this new mode.
>>572548080Because Efforia is very recent memories to tons of current keiba base
Not bad, rijicho
Goddammit.
https://x.com/uma_musu/status/2072155829378367757?s=20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cpu_zpsdgkwUma 3.0
>>572556924Reenacting Soumillon incident with other dacchis>Which one?Yes
>>572556924vr compatible?
For me it's the 2021 HK Sprint
Sexooooo
two shions
>>572558108One of these is a boy, isn't it
How am I supposed to tell which numbers are big numbers when every single turn has 50+ friend training?
>>572558171I wanna suck shion's apple...
>already at ramen era>my heart still goes "doki doki" then my mind sings "atashi ga supa supa supahero mitaaaaaaiii"
U U U U U U U U U UMA
I think the funniest part of the new Live song is when they bust out a phone to read 5-star reviews
YUUTAKAA-SAN~ YUUUTAKAA-SAN~ SUKI SUKI~
>>5725609655 stars review is crazy
