Previous: >>572271164>Global Game NewsMain Story Finale Part 2 is out!Timeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), SSR Throne, SR El Condor PasaCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Aim for the Stars! Dream Team>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Curren Bouquetd'or (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
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Cheramid
I want to have sex with Tosen Jordan
Post flats
>>572299597>Coal Shitty
>>572299770me on the left
>>572299762
>>572299729it's wrong to want to umapyoi retards
Why the fuck I'm not getting the title?
>>572299762So sexy
HOLY
>>572299729
>>572299885wrong mcqueen
>>572300134what did she mean by this
>>572300150T-that can't be true...
>>572299885mcqueen has to be on center
>>572299729>>572299840>he waifus the retarded gyaru
>>572299885Mcqueen has to be the center, it doesn't matter who the other two are
>>572300371Shichi is smart!
>>572300371we like gyarus here
>>572300317NTA but thanks for the tip
My Winning Ticket has just won her FIRST EVER dirt G1!
>>572300428If she was smart, why'd she make her trainer so attractive to other girls?!
>>572300317why wouldn't it be teio in the center, it's teio's season
>>572300479No
>>572300704retard
>>572300317>>572300419It worked. Thanks. In fact, Teio wasn't needed which is weird as fuck
>>572300704if you really want the anime setup it's Biwa, Natie, and Teio (center) but hey
>>572300840hello contrarian
>>572300661Shichi LOVE
>>572300902wdym contrarian, that's literally the setuphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SH-S7kVjlcc
fillies
>>572301047
>>572301047What about fillies (and colts)
FAT FUCK
>>572300987>shicuck
>>572300902that's last chapter's concert lineup and Arima Kinen results, bwo>Teio 1st>Biwa 2nd>Natie 3rd
it's only a coincidence that I have 1000 statues and there is no cap, right?
>>572301274Noooooo
>>572301392haha
>>572301392Yes
>>572301392That's right anon, it really is just a coincidence :^)
>>572301047love em
>>572301274I still don't get this comic
>>572299729What'd he mean by this?
>>572301112Showing my firm conditions to kita-chan
>>572300902>does not play the game>does not watch the showoh no no no
>>572301482I wish a nonny would grab my hips like this
>>572301274is normal for trainers to have threesomes if they scout more than one uma
sexo with your trainee is immoral and unprofessional.
>>572301274rudorufu would NEVER knowingly fuck over another student at Tracen like this.
>>572301392Yeah, it is a coincidence>>572301427 >>572301465 >>572301471Screw you all made me check
>>572301427>>572301471>>572301465I had to use a pink ticket on the boys banner and now I have 1001, give me the ticket back you misled me into doubting myself
>>572301754>>572301772
>>572301706ningen hands typed this
>>572301772good heavens, that forehead is gargantuan
>>572301702Yes
>>572301520Boomer > Gyaru >>572301702No.
>>572301772>>572301754I FUCKING SAID YES WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
>>572301274I've heard of crackships but this is a crack rivalry lmao
>>572300902
I just tried really hard to grab the winning ticket on a lot of medium dirt races and my reward was a 3* Turf spark
>>572301975yes
>>572301912>not Sato and KitaOne job
cm15 finals status?
>>572300704the name of the title is triple dreamer, mcqueen's dream of the tenno sho spring threepeat
>>57230232550/50
>>572302248me on the rightkinda wanna be left too but hmmm...
>>572300902holy tourist
>>572302575tourism is what keeps this general alive
>>572302248the trainer design is cracking me up. why is he built like the average isekai protagonist lmao
>>572302523YWNBAU
not bad for a scuffed non-50 rb deck lmaoguess I'll get groundwork sorted so I don't need falco since waiting for maru card anyawy
>>572299597
>>572301047Why does Furawa have that freshly-fucked facedid she just get done fucking? is she freshly-fucked?
>>572302325odds I get plat with my xmas capevens I lose (to another xmas cap)0 my second ace winsthat's how xoggy CMs work
>>572302697everyone in that world got isekaid from our world
>SIX runs in a row without Medium SAre you guys sure Chronogenesis' calculator is accurate? It says 29% per inspiration.
>>572302697Because umas belong to chads
>>572302751you'll definitely have fun getting groundwork from maru
Thinking about Keb...
>>572300661It's uncanny how eerily accurate this is, I know girls who talk this way and moodchange like this. holy shit
WHICH IS MORE REALIABLE IN MANT pace or late?assuming no skills i'm just saving points just stats
>>572303127pace
>>572301748https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11564237
>>572303127pace 100%
>>572302751nice gp too>>572302946>reading comprehension
>>572302953this is rape
>>572303127>front > pace = end with gold shi inherit >>>>late lmao
>the first UG uma I "owned" was from the scout eventI don't know what to truly feel about this
>>572302751If the track ends on a hill, you will get powerchecked.Your uma is 200 power short. The hill starts 200m before the goal.You will never believe what happens 200m before the goal. If you don't have 1200 power and FCM, and hopefully turf S (probably not possible with Kita) she will be raped.
41364062Tokyo 2400 Nippon Dahby
>>572303349front is not better than pace this cm
>>572301521dunno
>>572303443retarded niggerfaggot, read >>572303127
>>572303234>cuck lane>gorilla
>>5723034201 or 3 umas
>>572302325final tickets of Round 2 Group A >2/1/0/1welp, another B finals for me.........
>>572303401idk what the ramble is all about but pwr cap is the plan yes
>>572301274honestly what do you even do at that point, yeah your trainer also made michael jordan's career, you are not topping that
>>572303489what i said still applies. have fun with your late start
>>572303187You can tell that this is fake because shichi wouldn't share.
obsessed mentally ill
>>5723035533Just recycle CM13 aces it is the exact same conditions I'm burned out on Sprint already so we're going old school
pacechuds already scared of triple front lmao
Why isn't skipping the entire entrance or AT LEAST A RACE an option? It's just a miserable damn experience watching how my umas can't win crap. I'm not magically improving my game understanding to the level of a seasoned JP vet, neither I'm spawning MLB KSB and bunch of other cards on my account as a newbie (relatively, I'm three months into the game), I put in the effort that I'm capable of, and I see myself absolutely smoked, sure, no issue with that, but can I at least stop being forced to waste my time loading the races when they're already precalculated on the server side? What is the point of this miserable spectacle? Leave the process behind the scenes and just give me my 0/5 or 1/4. I'm already burnt out from mant enough with each run taking around an hour from start to finish, I'm already tired of the fact that no matter how lucky I get I'm just not competing with decks of people with 1y+ playtime, why isn't skipping straight to the results an option? Like please? Cause the only thing I want to do seeing umas I love losing is to just close the game, I don't feel incentivized to spend any more time playing it. And at the same time, CM is a nearly mandatory activity giving a decent bit of carats that I can't just skip on.I love my umas, I enjoy the game, the reason of this rent doesn't affect me as much as it might appear, but there's so many words about it because it's annoying in how pointless it is if I get the technical side behind it correctly. Leave the ability to watch the races for those who enjoy it, I don't want my time wasted, especially when I know I'm not even suit for winning yet. I'm also a crybaby and fail to shorten my texts so there's that, too.
>>572303665Shina wouldn't wear this
>>572302721I already am though
>>572301521>>572303475I think he wants to "hit it" as the kids say.
terrible thread so far, only thing that could make it worse is agp posting
>>572303880what if I killed you with a rock
Hoping my /uma/ eurotard bros are doing alright
>>572303847sorry, the REAL Oguri doesn't know english
>>572303665>gentil's cumdumpster
How are you guys celebrating July 4th?
I want to have sex with Mejiro Palmer
a few sprinties~807611298076112980761129
7 and the thread gets better, 4 and Shiraoki-sama strikes me down, anything else and the thread becomes worse
>>572304046Seems comfy
>>572304093Staying home
why yes I do base my entire opinion of an uma off of what one mentally ill twitter user and/or fanartist with a fetish thinks, how could you tell?
I have made yet another Throne Xogger ringer, so here's another batch of last minute test rooms (this time with cloudy)9285802195369430314314424375629212742277I think she's pretty much better than all the others I've made
>>572304093Unironically using my AC because it will be over a hundred degrees
>>572303420DAAAAAAHBY winner duel49786112
>>572304202Training a burger uma?
>>572304046which umas are afraid of thunders?
>>572303817I think they try to keep some of the drama and spectacle and risk of the Champions Meetings mandatory because that event type is the one place where the game comes closest to actual horseracing, and throwing that away for the sake of efficiency would be harmful. But yeah some of it is just a waste of time that they absolutely could program away if they really wanted to. Japanese game developers do not understand user interface design well and do not use players' time respectfully. It is just some kind of weird sickness in their culture.
>>572304149https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/8111800
Sending two fronts that will only survive if nobody else hits them with debuffs
>>572304128making sprinties to Ai-chan...
>>572304191While true, It's also dangerous for whatever sad fuck is under that "severe thunderstorm", as google put it.
>>572304093I have work...
>>572304292Seeking the Pearl
>>572304108>t.helios
>>572302325making a supreme spechud for it, tho she only has skills for longslop
>>572304285You forget the most important burger uma
>>572304239Slots still left in these rooms, feel free to join as many as you want928580214375629295369430
>>572304093I'm not american nor do I know any americans who care enough to seriously celebrate it so I'm probably gonna be doing fuck all during that time.
Americans, you have to celebrate the 4th! It is the 250th birthday!
i hate gold cityshe acts like my bullies from back then
>>572304263
>>572304128cap loveee985749469857494698574946
>>572304284Please join you have CM13 aces right please!!!!
>>572304762How do you even stop this
>>572304285>hag>Kentuckian>weeb>DEI umas>yuricuck>tranny>gyarus>boyuma>christian whore All of them don't represent America
>>572304584cute muteki
>>572304881Xhes back fom vacation
>>572303665
>>572304881Please jump off a cliff
>>572300208She wants to see you two swordfight.
>>572304881I didn't even have CM12 aces
>>572304987>western artist
>>572304627Grass wouldn't do this. (clueless)
Read some interesting lore about this art for the Champions Cup '22 and it references how Special Week progeny has been very succesful in dirt, I like how they referenced it, just naming a few>Mikki Fight>Gold Blitz>Roman General>Tagano BeautyWhich is why she's besides 2 succesful dirt runners
>>572305005SO MEAN & for what!!!!WAAAAAAAAH
>>572304935no
>>572302783UUUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>572304934They haven't added the number one burger uma yet
>>572304920you cannot stop the god of destruction or his apostles
>>572305143Nobody talks like this. Stop
>>572305146yae
>>572305085incorrecthttps://x.com/SK_pregUMAnArt1
>>572305192I do actually
>>572304540Damn, she's still retarded and doesn't pace up or activate all her recoveries like other Xoggers. Maybe she just hates me.https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=t3kDxEa82HfAy0_vpGCqXpoqhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=cwobYgNhFmGX08EFnZth7bDhhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=SETIgaxLEeUsrPY7VR0jqb0U2 rooms still have 1 slot43756292953694303 fresh rooms530793644012727930768675
>>572304691that one was on you
>>572304935It's my beautiful chud daughter which I love, Bamboo. Not my other beautiful chud daughter which I feel ambivalent towards, Yaeno.
>>572305272NO
>>572305371Is this accurate to Gold City or just the personality fans give her? Like with how Satono Diamond wants to fuck her trainer.
>>572305335WAHHHH MY BAD SOWWY!!!!!
i hate gold city because i am not her and i have agp a giant penis
>>572305192>Nobody talks like this.I do. Next you're going to say nobody runs like this.
>>572305150>fake name>jobber>teams up with black umas Fuck off, diversity isn't our strength.
>>572305471I run like this
>>572305085man who somehow can't grasp the concept of japanese artists not being good at art
>>572305471I would never
>>572305412>buff woman Gay
>>572305150god I wanna fuck this jobber faker so much you have no ideaher pretend clown version and her super cute downer america version
>>572305471We run like this.
>>572304284>Kita in 1st, Ines in 2nd during the Angling proc point>Bourbon wins somehowQue?14236541
Specute
>>572305631
>>572304865SHE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORKS let's goooo!!!478353584783535847835358
>>572305457everyone's iq here drops 30 points when it comes to Gold City you aren't going to get a good answer
>>572305457both Satonos want to fuck their trainer
>>572305462ITS ONAY IM SORRY TOO ANONHUUWAAAAGH
>>572305471many are running like this
>>572305486>lesbian
how it feels to use XOguri ace and Rudolf dominator duo
>>572305917we should all talk like dis
>>572305401>cute Bamboo artthank you feisty boyenjoyer
>>572305805I mean read the original post those are the kind of people that just call her a whore
>>572306002wtf is this meant to convey
>>572305636Same.
>>572305762Ugly boyuma
>>572306080neicha will heal the african savannah
>>572305367I wanna see this one in hakurakurkaurkua
>>572306080It's a straightforward manifestation of what we were all thinking the moment we first saw Nice Nature
>>572305785>Your trainee had low guts>3 above have exact same Guts range as meTAZUNA YOU LYING CUNTJobbono not proccing unique (Falco also not T_T)
>>572305762Yaeno Piteki...
>>572305975The ice skating comp.
>>572305631If YOU feel emasculated by a woman being as strong or stronger than you then that's YOUR problem. Buff women are God's true gift to this world.
>>572306002She secretly loves Conservatives?
>>572306224
is doxogenesis still the best site for looking up parents?
>>572305457inaccurateshe says you look your best when you are focused on her, for that you need to be awake
>>572306312uma.moe
>"Hey Yaeno how many guys can you take at once?"
>>572306256>>>/y/
>>572305785>kita winning in springref? is this legal?
>>572306372thanks anon
>>572306385>only 3
>>572305367It's astounding how she's always the slowest pace Xogger in every race. 1200 wit is also a scam.https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=Ih648JZO9ZdeOjbwr7raP-4Fhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=gJZXDWWlLTRhNzkLC78-UHWLhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=XS7R3ootIW35a5BZF8ssG8K_https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=-CLa_fDxo8pKYvSHECHgENCqhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=ccnFAfw_V93VeTMq0oGMBue5I'm pretty sure this latest one is the best, but I guess I'll take it to practice rooms to rotate them around. Thanks for coming>>572306181Should be the 2nd one
>>572306468grass can do 5 at once
>>572306564Just in her ass alone. Because she's got a big butt.
>>572306385She means in a fight, right..?
>>572306564Umama can take 7
>>572304093I will be eating burgers, drinking vodka, training umas, and watching GettysburgThen when I've drunk enough, I will do a noisy recitation of the Declaration of Independence and conclude it with yelling>FUCK YOU KING GEORGE
>>572306468Grass is the>only 1I need.
>>572306385
>>572306385You cannot disturb her equanimity.
>>572303401Kitachan...raped...?!
>>572306678imagine how sweaty it is right now during the heatwave
>>572306224Keep these results in mind when you try solo front falco after patch, do tell if you believe the improvements are enough though I still don't expect her to proc ult from pace chasers
>>572306256god I can't wait for titleholderI might have to figure out how to play jp just for her
>>572306489holy fuck that is the closest race I have ever seenI know the other anons hog is really good, that one always gapes in rooms if she hits
>>572306458dont beleb him...
Should I go triple front or triple pace for next cm?
>>572306678>Poopshoot >Mouth>HandsWhere do the other 4 men come in....
>>572306739I like her tufted ears I think she is cute
>>572306896I only needed to check inheritance calculations in case chronogenesis was lying to me. Turns out they were the same and I'm just really unlucky.
>>572306694Based
>>572306181holy crap. 4 10,000ths of a second difference
>>572305457dia wants to fuck her torena tho?shichi, her christmas present to you is a photoshoot.a. photo. shoot.what kind of fuck as present is that?expensive? surebut what good will it be to me?
>>572305967I don't believe in lesbians
>>572305993actual boyumas are the cutest fucking thing ever and it's a crime that I can't pet them on the head and stroke their tails rn
>>572306963Back of the knee maybe
>>572306702cute!
>>572306780
why is vodka not considered a boyuma
>>572306963>both hands>both feet>mouth>butt>The Secret Holethat's 7.
>>572305759>rapist eyesuhhh.......spe.....? I'm just going to ... ... .. leave, ok? I'll be right back, you stay there... .. .. ok?
>>572306963Her pussy?
>>572307139She's a cool girl.
>>572307139well she's a mare, so
>>572307139because she's a toboy who has explicit girly traits mixed in there
>>572307001/uma/ not beating the allegations
>>572306992Then carry onward my little soldier Did see gametora also had one but required manually entering
>>572306963Hands and feet
What's the next must have card? every guide I watch just say skip until next month every month.
>siriustorena has a haren>ascellatorena is raising a family with kinguwhich way, western man?
>>572307319light hello and tachyonSMaru 1LB if you're running fronts
Inari cute
>>572306301how did I not think of making that meme already, holy shitgreat damn movie, btw
>>572307097Not as cute as my yeehaw nadeshiko.
Any cute anons want to umapyoi?
>>572306181>>572307005I would probably cry irl if I lost a CM this close
>>572306914Run triple fronts with me, we will solve the pace problem
>>572307164>>572307283>FeetIs he some kind of next level Russian acrobat
HaythereI just lost a TT heat to an npc called mini clematis. By 7 lengths. 8th favorite, most of her skills weren't applicable to the race...She was 11th going into the final corner and just had a long spurt through the middle of the pack.
>>572307447dead heat should be a thing so both would get plat or gold
>>572306010i think shichi is a whore.
>>572304093At Anime Expo
>>572307503Lil Cheetus got converted into an umamusume
>>572307503out fucking skilled
>>572307503>3600m>soft groundthese umas weren't ready for that death march
>>572306914We should all team up and run triple fronts.
>>572307503JPbros...
>>572307358I'll take murder suicide with Fuku please
>>572307503It was so shocking i actually watched the replay for a TT heat
>>572307542She definitely fuck her way to get photo shoots
>>572307741She doesnt arrange her own photoshootsHer manager does
>>5723057853/9 still, last one!
>>572307542she likes our weird compliments tho
>>572307440STOP TRYING TO FUCK IN THE THREAD
>>572307909First time here?
>>572305805nvm you were right
>>572307909t. the raped
>>572307883read better
>>572307857stop being so slow at making aces, /uma/
>>572307440My trainee keeps asking me to do that and I don't know what she's talking about
>>572307909How else will Umama take 7 guys
>>572304093I'll train a Taiki and cry since it's my Dad's b-day and it's the first one where he ain't here anymore.
>>572305785POST this kitacute
>>572308015You've never flirted with a real girl have you
>>572308075beep boop >>572303227
>>572308034I delete my old cm honses as soon as its over gwo
>>572308059Did your father raise a bitch?
>>572308012I am not the raped. I didn't get raped. Infact, I will *never* get raped. You're evil and fucked up for even suggesting it.
>>572308059Bwo...
>>572308151>not saving all your veterans
fine china
>>572308150very interestingI need to look at workable accels for sprinties
>>572308151what about their sparks?
>>572308015>anon unironically commenting like a stereotypical 'incel'
>>572307440KIMI NO AIBA GA~
>>572308015
is this a bakushin O general
>>572307590Wait is that a reference to that old Kevin Federline animation
>>572308151I at least save my champions
>>572307590Someone post it.
>>572308358Yes, among other things.
>>572308094unsuccesfully, mind youmost i get is>what was that? say that again>stop it. seriously. >how cute (as in "o kawaii koto")>you're gonna have to do better than thatso, i know a rejection when i see one
>>572308357She's so borderline close to being actual 3DPD it's fucking scary
>>572308492
>>572308208anon the tone of this post makes it sound like you kind of want to...no, it couldn't be.
OGLI PLEASE I BEG OF YOU
>>572308503I want to bite her thighs.
>>572308357she likes motorcycles?
>>5723085520 rizz unc
>>572308552That's all I needed to know
>>572307831>implying they didn't have a short "meeting" to agree
What the heck did they do to the card rolling gacha? Dark background.
>>572308739Nah her manager does all the footwork for her so to speak
>>572308739her manager is a woman tho?
>>572308503>BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN!!!she is retarded
>>572308816I don't know however we'll be having you churning out videos of our wives preparing some ramen, get to it laddie.
>>572308564That's why she's shit, even Tosen the Retard is better than her.
>>572308853no, she's super smartshe can do math
>>572308703yeabut she has this weird contract that doesn't allow her to ride one you can still offer to take her for a ride someday tho
>>572308625Exactly. It can't be. I'm not suggesting anything at all.
>>57230580530 was an understatement
>>572308816it's night time, duh
>>572308703Forgotten again
>>572308912I still like her, she's great. Love me Shichi.
>>572308912just call her dummy, anonthat is way more affectionate
>>572308817>>572308851>and then the men fuck her and her manager after the shoots
>>572309140those men? me
>>572308958if i have time. i'll be busy training grooming a trainee i actually like after all
>>572308394you know it
>>572308208I will make sweet love to you
>>572309140NahI dont think so
>>572309140spiritually korean poster
>>572309139
Nishino Flower CM?
>>572309130>jobberLeave her.
Wouldn't the July 1st patch fuck with match data specifically solo front performance and pace chasers that were affected by PDM?
>>572309407thumbnail had me thinking she was squeezing out a fat ogre shit
>>572309343Not rape, so I still win. Right as always.
>>572308967god she's cute...
>>572309371>>572309390The gyaru is blowing dudes to continue her career, she's a whore.
>>572309616adorable ryan
>>572309683I doubt it
>>572309683sure thing, Pajeet
>>572309139Nyo
>>572308208don't bring back my thing for cheerleaders
>>572308958>but she has this weird contract that doesn't allow her to ride oneThat's super normal for models and professional athletes, actually. Skiing and Skydiving, too.
>>572309647>I get to have sex with you>you get non-rape sexWe both win
this thread deserves to be raped
Rape is not a random act of kinda nice
>>572309963gladly. but not by her. ew. post a worthwhile uma
>>572309870Your neicheer?!??? Did you already forget her??
>>572309963>raped by a whore/weak uma
I guess I should unlock these some time.
>>572310073you have no say in the matter, Alonso
Yeah? Rape? He rapes, she rapes, uma rapes, Torena rape. Rape, rape, rape. Haven't you raped this joke enough? Haven't you hit the same punchline enough times? I rape you, you rape me, we're all one big rape family. With a great big rape, and a rape from me to you. Won't you rape me too? Get new material. Stop having your punchline just be rape. Fuck you.
>>572309932That's true. A win for both of us. A win.. variation..
>>572309913sex with yeppers
>>572310167and it's gone again. thank you anon.
>>572310307>Kentucky
>>572310307>t. Mejiro Dober
>>572305785sorry for the delayed results was learning something newPDM AND SOLO FRONT UPDATE CANNOT COME SOONER
The eggs have eyes...https://youtu.be/nA7A5PhjDiU
>>572310329I walked right into that one...Shion is really cute tho. Would umapyoi and kiss
hishiama has d sprintsshould i train her for cm
>>572310558Still waiting for Calstone
no one here actually wants to be an uma.
>>572310558Aren't these two ashamed of doing these commercials for Umamusume?
>>572310506Oguri...
>>572310670>Stego finally got a job to pay child support
>>572310614If you want to try to win? NoIf you love her and want to run her? Yes
>>572310723wrong
>>572310670How does this make my uma faster
>>572304093hot dogs to break in our new bbq grill followed by s'mores also cooked over the grill
>>572310805out of all of them you want to be suzuka..?
>>572309380>Doto Everyone will die
>>572310613Yes. Yes she is. She's downright adorable.
>>572310923can't stay I'm NOT starting to see her that way...
>>572310794mostly i think end sprinters are funny and my oshi has F in sprints so i don't wanna deal with thati dunno who else, flower and someone
>>572310851the pursuit of ramen perfection encourages the pursuit of racing perfection. also high quality ingredients to fuel their runs.
>>572310990be my gf
>>572310851Fast?
>>572310924I think you should eat your vegetables
>>572310724Just the typical Japanese ad
Safe uma that won't rape me if I become her trainer?
Are straightaway accels meta for leo? Or it's corner only?
>>572311134happily.
>>572311006Depends on your roster really, anyone with a C or higher in Sprint can work if you have some sprint sparks.
>>572310614After PDM gets touched, you can try and test her. With pump iron and daring strike she can get in.
>>572310702https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11687538
>>572310805no i'm right. none of you actually want to be a girl you just have self-esteem issues and agp that goes away as soon as you cum.do a fan run instead.
>>572310614Dunno, does spurt and daring strike work in sprints?
Who wants to kiss an uma :3
does the hat stay on during umapyoi
>>572310723>no one actually wants to be a super human that ages slowly in a world where half of society bends over to cater to your odditiesAlright man whatever you say.Being a girl would be a deal breaker for me but a lot of people would probably take that trade.
>>572310723true, I only want an uma gf so my seed can incubate in her powerful womb
>>572311209Haru
>>572311209Rice Shower
>>572311260wait you're not supposed to say yes I wasn't prepared for this. I gotta get a big yard for you to run in now...
>>572302325I'm just happy to be here, Biwa and Natie really pushed to get this far. Rip Sweepy, hurts to swap her out but the team performed way better without her, I really didn't build her good enough
>>572309438Yeah
>>572311282
>>572310723see >>572311345i fail to see how my boring ass average life would be better than being a star athlete
>>572311260>tfw no loyal gf that only likes you and running real fastpain
>MANT>eons pass, run finished>million white sparks>lol 1 star gutslike a need a reminder to waste any more time than one a run a day with this shit game
Dawg look at my chef I'm going to fucking die
So... Do we get another episode of Fine Dining with Shakur and Finemo in the new scenario?
>>572311632>>572272051
>>572311632Cutego
>>572311632These pants are so tight.
why are you here instead of playing the game?
>>572311632>they put her in charge of the linegood bit
>>572311894But I am playing the game
>>572311894Jacking off to Chrono is a better use of my time
>>572311438I'm serious about these things, you know...
>>572311870
>>572310724>ashamedTake has been doing this shit since way before anyone here cared about Uma
>>572311343ningen women can't umapyoi, silly anon
>>572311209Most Uma wouldn't, but if we're taking fanon into account, there's a list>Mejiro Ramonu is too autistic>Mejiro Ardan is too much of a bottom>Orfevre is probably too autistic>Digitan's self esteem is too low>Rice Shower's self esteem is too low>Kawami wouldn't do it because a princess wouldn't do it>Biko Pegasus wouldn't do it because it's not heroic>King Halo wouldn't do it because it's not first rate>Trancend wouldn't do anything bad to her broAnd many more I can't think off of the top of my head.
>Tfw no Silence Suzuka gf
>>572311894I'm out of borrows and with zero improvements
>>572312050Infertile hag
>>572312057He dishonors horse racing.
https://x.com/uma_musu/status/2071434917221986406Can't believe I can relate or know these people are because of weekly keiba watchalongg
>>572312050Super Cute
>>572311209None I think
>>572312001i think i'm beginning to learn...how long do i have before you move in?
>>572312186>I can relateNo
>>572311885>>572311632Based speedtard keeping the lines straight
>>572312186goat's here
>>572311632
>>572312286whenever you're ready, anon.
>>572311632I-I-I-IS THAT NTR IN THE POST?!?! I HAVE TO DO A MELTY NOW
>>572312186Do Deuce soon..
>>572312512No you have a melty over Stego
>>572312496Cute
>>572312497unfortunately there's not much we can do about that in the thread...but nice fantasy
I should have went for G cheat, went in blind was fun too though.
>>572312754me on the right
>>572312245>mutt>hag>loli>cow>clank>idol>pajeet>gmilf>rich girlThis is why you need a taser.
>>572312549>They already have the rights2022 gen soon i guess
god I wish anyone liked men in their thirties. you can be as stable and dependable as you want but you're just too old for these girls...
>>572312915Patiently waiting for my forties so JKs can be attracted to me.
>>572312826how much do you eat a day?
>>572312915Just go to the UK and rape a bitch
>>572312915Umas generally like stables.
>>572312915must be ugly or autistic
>>572312915anon what the FUCK are you talking about everyone wants men in their 30s you're literally in your prime age STOP saying this and go out and get some gals RIGHT NOW
>>5723131173P!?
>>572313046>hagEw
>>572312915anonI'm sorry to tell you this but..it's not because you're in your thirties...
>>572313069right meow? too much......
>>572313281Ugly lesbian
>>572312915realistically speaking, umamusume shouldn't care about ageif she's 16 and you're 22 she will still look 16 by the time you're 40
>>572313316>>572272051
>>572313316the french took over the stats...
>>572313409Wrong! They do age normally outside of the tracen time bubble
>>572313329hmm...not sure I would be able to keep up with cooking for you
This or Tennosho autumn?
Good night, bros.Another sleep closer to Sexing the Pearl.
>>572313632You got the items?
Summer is so bad for me. I'm horny all the time specially after smoking.
>>572313623that's fine...as long as I have you
>>572313569is there a canonical example of how an elderly umamusume would look like that isn't a cameo of grandma Mejiro's back
July will be the month I get an /uma/gf.
>>572313751Fuck I was gonna say obviously but I don't have the speed brace just a 60% megaphone
>>572299770That's... me.
>>572313898Shichi please spit on my face
Tell me about your special OC trainer. Now.
>>572313770don't flirt with me I'll take it seriously
>>572313808I think Oguri's mom is the oldest we saw so far
>>572313961Which one?
>>572313726>wasting carats on the tranny hagDon't
>>572313271dangerous
>>572313951No, I'm her tall DARK handsome trainer.
this is a geisha (prostitute)
>>572314065Not everyone is poor like you
>>572314036All of them.
>>572313832>mfw I have to wait until december to meet mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA7A5PhjDiUour fuarking heroes...
>>572313961his name is Josuke and he gets raped by his assigned trainee at the end of their ikusei
>>572314174Stop spamming the shit ad
What is the minimum LB for Light Hello?I'm going to borrow Tachyon
>>572313985cute...
>Stego doesn't have vocals for the songI'm actually kind of peeved. She loves Ramen.
>>572314141Santa isn't gifting you an uma.
>>5723144152
>>572311632>you make ramen for ningenthen how's this related to racing? I thought you were feeding the racers at least
>>5723144151
In order to listen to vinyl, you need to properly
>>572314141mine broke up with me as soon as things got real...hope you have better luck nonny
>>572311320omg me
>>572314467yeah, you. (as in my oguri gf (as in peak))
>>572314415MLB or bricked
>>572314174who is the gook?
>>5723144150
>>5723144151LB. Retards will tell you 2LB but you should stop spending 30k carats for 5 TE
>>572314656I'm sorry to hear that nonnyAnd thank you, they're genuinely an amazing person.
>>572313961why would i have one of those
*smooches /uma/*
stop erping
>>572312002fuan no tane was pretty good. I wish the mangaka had continued with ptsd radio but he stopped because supposedly he and his assistants were getting haunted/cursed.
>>572314801a-anon...
>>572315178For a moment I thought it was a vagina, wew
Sometimes you have to talk to yourself just to hear what a real one gotta say
umamusume i am seriously deeply madly in love with in no particular order:winning ticketnarita taishinjungle pocketdaitaku heliosagnes digitalnice natureking haloespoir citymr cbnarita brian
>>572314129Alright. They're both nameless character concepts so I'll just use numbers.One is the definition of a coaster. He has no passion in life other than continuing to live it. Became a trainer entirely because it got suggested and seemed like a good choice from a practical standpoint, employment is super stable, contracts out the ass etc. He figured being a subtrainer would be "easy money". Kind of gifted but too apathetic to do anything with it until he sees a race in person for the first time and is completely enraptured by the experience, seeing the Umamusume run with such passion and gusto stirred his heart. He's someone who only does what's needed, has no dreams or ambitions, but can't look away from the hope filled Umamusume in front of him. He goes from coasting and half-assing his entire life to giving 100% so he can support those girls who choose to dream. Kind of has a complex about not having a real dream himself and copes about it by filling that hole with the dream of his trainee.Number two is essentially Rubytore(Alter). Thinks he's a fuck-up of a trainer despite passing the exam, gives 200% because "My 100% wouldn't compare" and runs himself into the ground because his self-esteem is just that shit. The type of person to cry when he makes a mistake that negatively affects someone else and blames every loss his trainee has on himself instead of accepting it as a joint effort.Thank you for reading my blog and thank you for asking me to share this with you.
>>572315169*smooches you*Im talking about the game tho
>>572315369schizo uma
*enters the thread bouncing a basketball*damn it smells like updog in here
>>572315452did not read cringe
>>572315178
>>572315510then I pull up like this
>>572315529
>>572315452Did read based
>>572313961
>>572315510who's steve jobs
>>572315452i read
FiMobros, she's gonna bring it home.
>>572315563*my jaw drops looking at Suzuka and I forget to keep bouncing the basketball so it dribbles away*>>572315756some computer nerd who smelled bad lol
>>572315738Is he single?
>>572315502Don't say that... They both would be sad...
>>572313961they're all expys of my existing original characters
>>572315786>turbo sprintbwo...
Whole nation is excited for Do Deuce (Kieffers racing silk shows up in Uma ad)
>>572315452better than the special week guy but that's not a high barget some self esteem
>>572315936This does feel like a common problem for people with OCs.They just translate them between mediums.
>>572315962Anons said that and Plan X are good!
>>572312085>kawami>kiwami>kiwami princessKIWAMI MEANS EXTREME
>>572316045Anons said that 5 months ago.
>>572315502To hear voices is to be in contact with the divine
>>572316012well yeah i already put in effort into making them so why not use them as templates
>>572316054those huge jiggly princesses
If anyone cares to see me throw money at the game and doing the scam gachas to decent results, though the Uma one was really funny. https://litter.catbox.moe/rpwo2a.mp4Also ended up pulling a Doto after I turned off OBS with the 5 tickets I got from Chanmi.
>>572316073>>572291816
>>572315936Well, fucking them me about 'em.>>572316012Some use them entirely, some use the templates. I think the templates are better than just being the same character, but a different setting.
>>572316054I have a hairline like this.
My oshis? Taiki Shuttle, Nishino Flower, and Oguri Cap, as in peak.
I'm gonna bring 1 front just to fuck with groundwork pacer niggers next CM
>>572313961My uma OC is a samurai from the edo period who was sent forward in time by the demon lord he was about to kill. Now he can only find his way back to his own time and end his nemesis once and for all by training horse girls.(also the demon lord shows up as comical characters and influences things on the turf to try to stop them)
>>572316248Templates are good. Some characters have setting specific stuff you can't translate well but their core character traits and story beats are universal enough to be reused as a template.
>>572316462Does he eventually fuck the Uma daughter of the demon lord?
>>572316457Thanks for guaranteeing my SFV/BB/TP!
this uma is EVIL
>>572315756ligma jobs*dabs*
>>572316462Was the demon lord a shapeshifting master of darkness known for unleashing an unspeakable evil?
>>572316535she fades away from existence on their wedding day with the destruction of the demon lord...
>>572315510*enters the thread*hey guys im shadow the umahog, the ultimate racer.
>>572316262how're bulma and the kids, vegeta?
What we need is a support card that gives Dominator as a chain skill. This will make the game 200% better.
>>572316767yeah but he made horse girls real so I gotta give him a pass
>>572316768That sucks. I'm going to make a game with a secret ending that retcons that.
just got free chipotle from the fighting game stream
>>572316457>groundwork pacerare ppl actually doing this?I'm bringing a front either way so doesn't matter to me
>>572316984It doesnt happen if your trainee manages to win both the demons stakes and angles kinen G1s in senior year as a front runner. That'll realign the cosmos and the demon lord sees the errors of his way.
god I wish agp posters were real
PSA:Straightaway accels are garbage next sprint CM, please don't take them.Straightaway velocity skills can only activate in the late race because the start is neither a straight nor a corner.
>>572317115what stream? also what are you gonna get from chipotle?
>>572317258as in?
>>572317357>start is neither a straight nor cornerwhat a silly thing
Would you lose?
>>572317357but how, because it's not at a 90 degree angle?
>>572317428cute boys pretending to be cute girls who are romantically interested in men.
>>572317115same. i was so unhyped about evo i forgot about the chipotle codes and haven't been watching until tonight. luckily i snagged one.>>572317393evo 2026
>>572317679nahI'd winnin' 5
>>572317695that's literally just me though
>>572317705last time i used a free entree code i was able to add like double protein and guac and they comped it all. seems like they fixed it this time
Here's Gran Alegria now because I need her for the mile aptitude test.
>>572313961I don't have a trainer but here is a uma design based on Funny Cide.
>>572317821then let me court you seriously for real
>>572317689in the 2200 version, the straight is so short they prob said it'd be too fucky to allow straight skills to activate here, and it carried on into the 1200 version
>>572313961I (slightly) modeled him after Ichiban where he's a huge Dragon Quest nerd and likes to use RPG terms for racing/training/etc
Apparently this jockey silk is in the latest umamusume ad- wait nvm anon mentioned it already >>572312186 >>572312549
>>572317689Why is this considered a corner?
>>572317705damn, I want a quesadilla now
>>572313767horny for mirako
>>572313961Trains Urara, all the playable umas are graded winners so they're a no-go, except her
>>572318209180 degree corners are still corners. Always be turning
>>572316189Is night time guaranteed to have SSRs?
>>572318173I could die happy if I got to eat ramen made by Super Creek
>>572316462Decided to rewatch it all as a +30 year old ojisan and I daresay the action episodes still go hard.
>>572317838makes sense they'd do thati don't usually get double protein anyway
>>572318297Bwow....
>>572318301>Always be turningNo.
>>572318330That's what I'm assuming, at this point. I haven't rolled much but all the night times I've seen (about 3 now) have all been from the scam gacha SSR. Except as evidenced by that video it's not consistent either because some were still day time.
>>572313961Pretty lesbian, does not behave unprofessionally toward trainees, but is open to the possibility of eventually falling in love with one and even marrying her
Why aren't Photo Finishes and Dead Heat's a thing in this game?
I like all of you even the ones who aren't beneficial to me and get caught up in dumb thread bullshit. uma is more fun as a social game.
>>572318330It's the afternoon in japan nonny
>>572318554That would mean 2 umas would winand just like IRL they'd have to pay out doublewatch the story that was just released
>>572318509Summer Dash CM when?
>>572318096I'd totally be down if I wasn't already seeing someonebut there is definitely more of us here so keep looking
>>572318729Never soon enough
>>572318750whore
>>572318615Uh oh anon. What you described is a community. And 4chan hates friend groups and communities despite all of us coming here on a regular basis and talking to each other. Using similar images and filenames over and over easily making each of us identifiable.
>>572318729Oh wow, it's a quite literal straightWhat the fuck?
>>572318729do umas bother changing lanes for this
>>572318928The purest form of racing.
>>572318750I don't think here is a very good place to look for a partner but thank you regardless. at least a bunch of you are fun to flirt with
>>572318387you know she mixes her milk into the broth
>>572318902
>>572318729the most soulful track in the game
>>572318902that's a lot of words but I love grass and el and people who post them so TRUE
I use another anon's images to shitpost to ruin their reputation
>>572319002i thought this was brian in the thumbnail
>>572317357>the start is neither a straight nor a cornerThat's even more bizarre than that track you loop around and it's all made of uphills somehow. Sorcery afoot in these designs.
oguri "the semen beast" cap
i just failed ura finale with spechud commander because i forgot to put her pace..........
>>572319157I love skinwalking as other nonnies
>>572319180It's the speed freak
>>572313961A family of trainers. Grandpa who was regional, dad who is experienced, and son that just got his license. And of course they recruit Umas in the same generation to get them involved in those rivalries.
>>572318902I've seen instances of people posting images I've cropped with both the original and altered filenames so I don't know if identification would be particularly accurate based on that.
hot take but I would love uma musume more if it wasn't a gacha game.
>>572319063You don't have to sell me on it, anonI'm already gonna eat it
>>572319191It gets weirder
for sprint, do I want to use suzuka for Unrestraint or Vb for Conc
Can I start doing only G1's for parents now or does the change need to happen first before I do?
>>572319303>black long hair>ponytail>serious expressionthat's my bancho
>>572319381Use both
>>572319238oguri plap...
>>572319384Now is fine
>>572319375I'll have what he's having!
>>572319379damn this looks fun
>>572319303a cheerleader uma would instantly and conspicuously improve my life
>>572319507Sweet time to prune the G2 and G3 runs from these schedules
>>572319453No thats the neko, but I can see what you mean
>>572319379who let the americans design this
>>572319643wtf that's my birthday
>>572319379>hmmm yes I'll have the 2400m paperclip track please
>>572319381Suzu has both?
>>572319643su-san as a student...hnng
>>572319379Sonic loop looking-ass, but I'm not entirely against it, seems fun to see in action.
>>572319760oh rightI'll run flatty then
nyoooooo my carats...
The most honest track. No uphill power nonsense, no downhill casino rng nonsense.
>>572320080>d*rt
>>572320080>dart>honest
>>572320080does rickey run here
>>572319379>777 slop
>>572319948>strongest card and strongest parent released at the same timeIt's over...
>>572320080>the most honest track>2000mThis is Xoguri propaganda
>>572319948Just buy Mackie with the selector if you are short
>>572320347that's fake
Souvless bwos, do you trust Preferred Position or Soft Step more for the finals?
>>572320080>Stat thresholdsNope
>>572320347why the fuck is Akebono NOT in this event
>>572320450im running 2 fronts with my xogger so i'd have to pick soft stepbut it's actually corner recovery or brick
>>572320080guess I should get started on a tachy parentmight wait for gl anyway though for SS
>>572319670would be kinda cool to live near the racetrack. looks like you could probably sneak in or at least relax in your pool while listening to the announcers just over yonder.
>>572320483she was scenario link for this one
>>572320694>stat caps>stam 1000?????
>>572320663>at least relax in your pool while listening to the announcers just over yonderthe scale is larger than you think
>>572319670This is the unorthodox and exciting track layouts in terms of american standards. Despite being a notoriously ancap nightmare of a racing scene, every single racetrack organization decided to unanimously agree to set the standard of a mile length oval dirt track with the daring choice of a turf inner track. Race entry rules, medical/ban/breeding regulations, formbook keeping records or even setting a universal agreement to where a race starts recording its distance (some tracks have as much a 50-200m difference between its 8 furlong distance stakes) all dont really matter tho.
>>572320792You need more?
>>572320483isn't she more of a baker?
>>572320792There's only 2 CMs during it. 1800m and 2000m
>>572320365>1.5th anni>uma vouchers
>>572320906>>5723209912???????4 months 2 cms is kinda nontent...I get it they have that other arena mode or whatever, maybe there's another one idk of
>>572320917she's cooks everything, also a chanko lover which is a stew-like meal
>>572320576I have a bunch of SS XOguris, some with corner recovery but I can't fucking decide which one
Convince me to stay all night with you guys instead of going to sleepI'll lay down for a bit while waiting your answer
Is late/end really that bad for Leo 2? My two oshi umas can run pace anyway but I like seeing them come from the back
>>572320818if you were living on stanford dr. you would certainly hear the announcers and cheers from the crowd.
>>572321084poast them
>>572321113late has an alright chance if they buff OYL, end is just too far away even with daring strike and they don't have OYL
>>572321113>but I like seeing them come from the backcan't you use a porn game to see that
She ate a mile's worth of ramen.
>>572321092oh em gee slumber partyyyyI'm just gonna play for a bit and maybe head to bed after since I'll be too tired to do anythingif you feel like you can do something on the side then you should totes stay up, otherwise staying up and rotting doing nothing is kinda lame-o
>>572321092can we cuddle?
Christophe "if Yutaka Take is there, I WILL BE THERE" Lemaire
>>572321364>>572321380almost fell asleep with my headphones on but the notification got me back,
now that i think about it wouldnt it make more sense if open league was tied to scenarios and rank caps? obviously for the sake of freedom they let you run any scenario to make an A+ uma but newbies cant even run MANT let alone have the monstrous parents older players have and obviously MANT gives you a shitload of white skills
>>572321113end is particularly fucked because they only have Pump and Daring Strike, spurt doesn't workLate doesn't have anything like usual so they're in the dirt
>>572321160These are my best ones
>>572321572go to sleep then cutie, we'll be here when you wake up.
wahey
>>572321572want your nails done?
>>572321113I saw less than 4 Kingus win a race during Capricorn, and at least 2 of them that I recall were ran as pace. The fact even Blinding Flash was rarely enough to get top 3 for her shows both how gambly and less favored lates are, Leo 2 is far more of a funky track where lates have fewer choices.
>>572321675>triumphant pulse
>>572302325A Group with my strongest ever Maru by round 2 win rate, so this could be the CM I finally get to see her win Plat. Daiwa and Digital are fairly weak and I kind of wish I could sub in a debuffer or two, but it's too late to train one tonight.
Sattsun you did it again.I wish they'd stop nerfing you in the official releases, you always sound perfect live.
>>572321821I do...
>>572321821I stopped using nail polish because I was told it weakens your nails, I like my nails long and they are strong, I don't want them to ever break except for when I trim them.
>>572302325this is my highest winrate cm yet, so if I don't plat here it would be kind of weird. but we'll see
>>572321675i'd probably go with number 5but if you're not running fronts and are willing to risk the lobby gamble, number 3 seems alright too
>>572321839imagine the selfcest
>>572322110have no expectations bwo. i've went into grand finals with very high winrate and lost to no accels. weirder things have happened
>>572322045gay boy
showing palmer my small penis
>>572302325I am going to get fucking rinsedI was aiming for B, I accidentally land into A finalsIt's 2 lates 1 end given by shiraokiGET ME OUT OF HERE
>>572304297>Japanese game developers do not understand user interface design well and do not use players' time respectfully.July 1 Patch is such an egregious fucking example of this. I have really multiple really good parent lines for different distances and running styles and every single fucking one of them is getting nuked with almost no warning because they have a mix of Crown and Tiara legacies. I have never felt more justified botting this piece of shit game than I do right now.
>>572322256wooow it's so big (it's the first time she's ever seen a dick)
>>572302325I tried to be less evil queueing during the first 2 hours of reset on both days of Round 2 , but I'm ready for Shiraoki-sama to smite me with a third place.
my trainee would be ONE HUNDRED PERCENT satisfied with my small pebis
>fail make debutIs this an insta scoop on mant?
>>572322309>>572322309
>>572322362no
>>572322398>>572322398>>572322398
>>572322147Thanks anon. I'll try a last run magic to see if I get one I can be satisfy with, otherwise I'll go number 5. I'm not betting in a single triple front opponent to fuck me up.
>>572322362Let's just use this one since it's first
>>572321113Late was my most successful strategy during Cap. Curren specifically underperformed so badly that I trained an Air Groove to replace her in the final, which she won as late. It was B, but I feel like I would have qualified for A if I had committed to late over pace sooner.
>>572322281A finals is good for you though, you get all the carats you would have gotten from winning B finals guaranteed with a chance to win/get second for even more
>>572322520Agreed both are ramen and we should not let children cry to get their way
>>572322520NO FUCK YOU AND FUCK THE VANDALIZING NTRFAG NOOOO US MINE INSTEEEEEAD
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