Tips for being a good taichou:>Give your birds some love>Especially Shoebill>Don’t be fooled by her appearance shes actually very sweet>Kemono Friends Kingdom (Dead)https://apps.qoo-app.com/en/app/22934https://kfk.neocraftstudio.com/>Official Twitterhttps://twitter.com/KFK_Global>Kingdom Mate Codeshttps://pastebin.com/E83JZa8Z>Spreadsheet of KFK Friend skillshttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17xPtOWcme5Q_jME766nAK8axgU9kMoDqnIy6nxHWS3A/edit?usp=sharing>KF3 PC Version and Mobile Versionhttps://kemono-friends.sega.jp/dmg/https://apps.qoo-app.com/en/app/7253>Wikihttps://gamerch.com/kemonofriends3/>Chokotto Animehttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBF41up3_HuNP73ooKXlWoA>Official Twitterhttps://x.com/kemono_friends3>KF3 Friend Codeshttps://pastebin.com/Jjh09inL>Guide and Skill Sheetshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1PjGc0aSeumBzPXgx4pCndXsKGhWQzBIAeSGvQYaAAuo/edit>List of Translated Status Effectshttps://pastebin.com/KWJLmUjB>Model ViewersKF3 - https://katboi01.github.io/ModelViewerLite/?id=-1Kingdom - http://katworks.sytes.net/KingdomViewer/>Moose-Taichou's Repositoryhttps://mega.nz/#F!vF1lxQIR!ZdFaa5BC9N_t2giO0QSxCg>Moose cache backuphttps://mega.nz/folder/RcAmACTQ#CvwsQ28X0lCOcx39yUuDqw>Another backuphttps://mega.nz/folder/h9UWSILS#sW4IzqVGVLSwNsky2B6zbw>Previous Thread:>>570715470>Tip of the day:You can’t win a staring contest against Shoebill, so don’t even try.
Shoob is cute. CUUUTEEE
there's a new angry bird among us
>>572391709Shes a cute bird :)
>>572390154Cute abbreviation
<Paying for a woman's shoe bill>Paying for a shoebill womanThe choice is obvious
birds...birds everywhere...
>>572397806That it is
>>572411476I want her to wrap me up
>>572411476Thats a long snek
>>572402740Hitchcock tried to warn us
friends don't let friends fall off the catalog!
>>572434871Yes. Friends don’t fall asleep
Why do friends like jumping so much anyways?
>>572439051It's the safest form of transport, as they say
>>572439051Dislodges parasites.
>>572441016Including Taichou!
https://www.youtube.com/live/egqQYTrxU6EA surprise Geoff in 30~
https://kemovproject.stores.jp/Tanabata voice sales starting todayhttps://www.youtube.com/live/0gf7tzpfDnkNut rat-turned-squishy horny thing doing her 3D debut in VRchat
>>572460965The power...
Spot the Urufu
Your Urufu soundboard update. https://youtu.be/LkMJrli1JYI
I gotta whack weeds, so here's this month's snack Shimahai about an hour early https://www.youtube.com/live/A0P_7-ZQtu4
Freckle friend.
>>572462742The one with the grey hair!
Cute snek
>>572476908Geoffu has seen what horrors writhe beyond the stars this tanabata
>>572476908I hired this friend to stare at you
>>572482739Sending prayers for microwave luck.
>>572467596Woah
>>572490796Mysterious hair holes
>>572491465Emergency boosters. It's how she survived the Dhole moment in the helicopter.
>>572497987Jagga taking her opportunity to play Taichou today a little too far
>>572500698There's a theory people who apply to be taichos get asked their favorite animal and if you fail the exam you become that Friend.
>>572490796would she notice taichou staring would she care
>>572506176I think she's Friendsexual like Mirai.
>>572501559Seems like a fair trade off>>572504625Weird looking pizza
>>572508629>Japari Buns go on pizza.
>>572511520Yeah thats weird…clearly what you need to do instead is use the buns to make a japari pizza
gonna be a lesbian summer
>>572513662Woa
>>572513637Is a Japari Bun a sandwich?
>>572518371Is a calzone a pizza that's round?
>>572517218tiny cat>>572518481Yes. Pizzas are already round though
>>572517218Two cats
>>572499812what is she hiding?
>>572535417Your happy meal
L-Last of my energy to bump you past 10! Don't fail me damn it!
I got these artists Fanbox this month, I was going to cancel payments for next month but before that is there a way I can add them too Moose-Taichou's Repository before?I look at adding them to Kemono.party but it seems kind of like a invasive process.
I think taicho is an idiot, like a real big one too!
I think friends are very smart, like really big smarts, geniuses even!
Bumping...
>>572550694Tensai!
I’d probably bump more often if I wasn’t busy preparing to move houses.Swear the thread was more lively last thread. Maybe because it was divegrass season? Oh well. Hopefully even if things slow down a bit the thread doesn’t die off
>>572550475I disagree. Taichou is smart, the smartest there is!
>>572556653The spaces between bumps seem smaller than usual, so I suspect it's the rest of the board speeding up from an influx of summerfagsBeen busy with work and birthday shit myself the last week, so little time for drawing/links posting
Do we have enough corvid Friends already? How about a magpie?
>>572569401Adding just the one magpie would be unlucky.
>>572556653This artist deleted all their shit but I’d back posting on their sfw account?
>>572571069Auto correct
>>572576820"And if your Friends jumped off a cliff, would you do it too, huh?"
>>572577587
>>572548492I think I'm updated on the top artist, and can get caught up on Ransu when I'm updating the Mega next. As for the rest, if you could toss them into a small download for me I can get them put into the Mega! I need to get around to updating it proper anyways>>572571069If I remember right he made a post on his sfw account that made it sound like he's in one of those countries dealing with shitty internet laws that'd lead to life becoming very annoying for him if he kept the account up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7M1vWCApD8Stoat holding another Tekken 8 open session in 30~https://www.twitch.tv/usako_kemovTwitchy bat doing DbD things in an hour
Sleepy urufu is uphttps://www.twitch.tv/direwolf__kemov
>>572586865Cute marketable friend plushies
Genuine question. Which friend would you marry? Shoebill for me.
Smilodon because she can cook and kick my ass.
Usako took the Friend quiz and found out she's actually a penguin.
>>572603734:D
I hear there's a new bat coming who wants to be just like Usako.
>>572607950>just like Usakobig boobs?
>>572609748Only if she wants to fall down constantly.
Do you think Calenda has freckles because you gotta mark your calendars?
>>572607950>KemoV imoutoNow I know what we've been missing all this time
Looks like it might be this bat. https://x.com/kemono_friends3/status/2072228965910290483
>>572613060What if she's one of the new members?
>>572618231Then we need to balance her out with more little sisters.
>>572618231God I hope she is
>>572618626Especially since so many of them are now in the age of demand. KemoV neesans.
>>572622509Finally, a good use for all these 30 year old women
>>572623213I think they might be single handedly keeping the Japanese alcohol industry going.
>>572624576True!
>>572630189The least of two weasels
>>572631449I don't think your math works. Who are you, an owl?
>>572633585The monolith
>>572634080Isn't it the same kind of humidifier that Usako wet herself with?
Serbat
current temperature
tabenaide kudasai
>>572641890Perfect for showing your melting
>>572638163The what now?
>>572586865The council of rapists>>572601826Kozou tried it too and got Boss
sneks are just lizards who hated walking
>>572658879This is true.
>>572639893Do you think she can hit a homerun?
>>572590132Smug
Friends are to small need bigger friends, faster friends, STRONGER friends! No one should be able to stand in my way. When I want to reach to the top shelf my Big Friend shuld be able to reach it, and pick on the people who call me short.
>>572598124She would be a good wife as long as you don’t have any kids.
>>572673415Why would you deny her children? That's cruel fate, she should have at least 10 kids maybe even more.
>>572673012People need to realize that Japari Park is in the healthiest state when heights are varied among Friends! Those who can't handle tall Friends existing are just cowards
>>572674293True!!!
>>572658339What's so great about 'em?
>>572638163>Usako wet herself An Usako pee humidifier? What a bold marketing decision, I'll take their whole stock
Poor arai san….
>>572680672Hey, free's free
>>572577587Yes
>>572673536Look up how Shoebills raise their young and think a little.
>>572684878Nonsense, love conquers all!
Cute otter
>>572686272Reminder This thing is a powerful predator and should not be underestimated especially Giant ones. Cuteness is a facade for her wicked ways...At one point she wants to hand hout with you have fun, the next she's raided the fridge while you weren't looking.
>>572686495Scary
>Hand houtSleepy or not I shouldn't be capable of typing that out so prooly.
>>572689321>prooly
>>572689321Please sleep taichou….
>>572689568
https://www.youtube.com/live/x7o_5Jvc6_Y30 year old bat seeking exotic little sister, in 25~
>>572700824she's a hag? lovely
>>572677238No she knocked over her humidifier while sleeping and it soaked her bed sheets. There was even fan art of this incident.
Stoat is becoming a chameleon with friends. https://youtu.be/j7oM15STykQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7oM15STykQFirst Okojollab playing that chameleon game in 20~
What a king.
>>572462742Going live soon on twitch. https://www.twitch.tv/direwolf__kemov
Usako neesan.
Bats (1999)
Passy new outfit.
synergy
I feel like サ一ジャ is an underrated artist. Even if he does the odd fetish stuff his Friends look mature and well fed.
>>572706460Cute outfit :D
I see bits of Black Mamba's fashion in this bat.
Adulting is fun.
>>572716140My friends are all malnurished, to keep them healthy, well fed just means they're getting close to fatness!Less feeding is better you can tell how well they're doing by how much they peanut, all my my friends peanut 24/7 a sign of glowing health as they tackle summer heat in a warm santa suit!My friends are so strong they even produce water from their faces enough to fill a pool!
>>572719027The flowers of adulthood
>>572722963Zzzzzzzzz
>reading your pin number
>>572726867Shes going to spend all that money on japari buns
>>572728026Have you ever gambled with your Japari Buns on the line?
>>572730394Seeing her lined up with the other bats really speaks to how my brain has unconsciously taken Usako for a rabbit, after this long.
>>572732604To be fair the Japanese name is literally "rabbit bat" so she's allowed to play both sides.
>>572739538Your sole companion in the giant ice cream realm
>>572740006>You got any fruit in your lunch bag?
>>572741540Taichou should switch to using a fruit-scented shampoo before working with the frugivores, just as a joke haha
>>572743695It's bad enough getting bats stuck in your hair when they aren't people shaped.
>>572743695i just realized that all taichou has to do is wear delicate floral scents and hes irresistible to friends
>>572747215It's been 11 years since she debuted in Nexon KF.
There's usually something odd you notice when you go back and watch the early KemoVs' streams, like verbal ticks, memes and personality traits that have yet to fully emerge and consolidate. I'm currently watching one of Genet's drawing streams from 3 years ago, and the major difference that jumps out to me is how sober she sounded then, compared to now lol.Without beeru, Gene as we know it ceases to be, so don't forget to support your stinky popcorn idol's habit however you can.
>>572749762Well I hope she drinks responsibly or at least has Koutei to help keep her safe and hydrated.
>>572751975Poking her nose when she isn't paying attention.
>>572755675Dhole never recovered from this
>>572756024>Level 50 ladybird.
I can't wait for Shimahe to go prancing around in 3d again.
>>572754378Nyoooommmmm
>>572758460Woah! Theres a friend with two heads?!!!
something's wrong with this rapist....
>>572766372Yeah there is something wrong…..those things shouldn’t be so big!
touch the rapist before she touches (you)
why are the ocean friends so rapey anyway
>>572774271It's based on a fairly well documented scenario where dolphins are prone to derive pleasure from odd sources, like fish blowjobs (I am not joking) and having dedicated "rape caves". Dolphins are cute animals, but they are most certainly not as friendly as they seem. Not always.
>>572774271This is genuinely a very good question
Meerstacked
>>572616803She can jump now
always remember that h*mans are fine too
>>572777131Sea otters and seals are also confirmed rapists Sea mammals are just like this it seems
>>572774271Just assume any slimy sea dweller is up to no good. The only exception is Whales, they're based and cool and you should have many Orca friends!(Yes I know they aren't real whales)
I want to lay down in apile of friends, like a ball pit but it's all friends.
2 hawt 4 u
it's bizarre to see this loli artist make some furenzu art out of nowhere
I’m off to sleep for the night taichous. Please let the thread survive the night.
>>572786496Same
Woa! Mazing even! You got dog luck fortune!You will find happiness with a dog!
>>572802370Don't eat the seeds, Serval!
>>572802689If she doesn't then how else will she grow more Watermelons?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by57rZyoHYQShimahai's 5th anniversary 3D live featuring her wives (and Usako) in 30~>>572809324Top 10 unsolved art mysteries that still confound the experts
smawl
>>572768891yeah its criminal how much stuff kids have to carry to school and thus why their backpacks have to be manufactured so big.
Every dolphin is a rapist or future rapist.Remove all dolphin friends or should I say dolphin enemy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6qz01-5024Street playing Stoat Fighter in 25~
>>572816975I need more wide Dhole mochi in my diet
ha. gay.
>>572816721Hard Taichous create Rapey Friends. Rapey Friends create good Sparkle. Good Sparkle creates weak Ceruleans. And, weak Ceruleans create Hard Taichous.
>>572813183Why doesn't the larger vtuber simply sex the smaller ones?
>>572827238The small ones all bite
>>572827238They from a mighty tower and do this to her with their new found tallness.
The heat is starting to effect the Park Staff
Hyenas is better than a dog and better than a cat!
>>572793337I have awoken. The frens live another day.
>>572828886She took the character quiz and also got Calenda. She's park staff through and through.
>>572836071Shimahai is a highly complex piece of machinery, powered by a sophisticated engine that's capable of running on a wide variety fuels, including refined, pure yuri
Did you went to see the mayolorian in theaters, taichou?
>>572840948If Usagi-Koumori-chan grew into Usako and gained a Stand, does that mean Rousette-chan will become D'arby?
>>572841826She might be the younger D'Arby.>OH! WHAT A JAPARI PARK!
>>572837071Is that how magnets work?
Can she say that? Shimahai control your wife.
>>572850476Yeah. Yeah she can.
Time for the summer of hamu.
>>572853521A fine ham, looks a tad undercooked though
>>572840948Dives me bats.
>look how cute she is!>Actual animal that does this would tear your soul straight out of your bodyIt's not fair, Anteaters should be more huggable like the silky...
>>572856072But a Tamandua is too small to really hurt a person right? She's not like Giant Anteater who is concerningly large when you see the real thing.
>>572856072Their reputation for being cold blooded man-killers is well earned
>>572857347giant anteater friend hands wrote this emailits a trap taichou
>>572857059Those nails are no joke.
Tall.
Short.
>>572861664>>572861896Place bets, who would win in a fight?
>>572861979Friends are for love, not for fight-ing!
Not a coincidence that Tsuchinoko and wife rhyme together.
I also like the little cards they made for the WORDWOLF game. Sadly our Urufu wasn't there to show them how be ookami.
>>572862332Friends? Bah! They're made for fight clubs. Tools of destruction!
>>572863084Friendwives improve morale and quality of life
>>572841826>>572842660And I was going to make a post saying how this bat is just a MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??? but I guess that's a little bit of a reach
>>572866157Friendwife life.
>>572869554It seems like the combination of Egypt and rousette sounding like "roulette" brought her to the gambling life.
>>572853521Some based snek lover has been commissioning some very good lovey dobey stuff with the ham
>>572842660Funny you bring that up.
>>572872028It's very funny how in her Friend Story, Usako is a big player and becomes the dealer for the card game.
Bat boobs are boobing.
>>572871756The hamster
>>572874974Yes. The hampter
Nyap time. Don't forget about the stoat 2 hours from now .
>>572881749The sleepval.
>>572675260They have great assets!
>>572881749I won’t forget
Weasel looking at the tanukies
>>572889482Beeg tanukis
>>572884006This is true
>>572872028I think bats deserve all the love and care in the world.The fact I can't get pet bats is a crime
LARGE BEEEG frens!
>>572895919imagine the smell
>>572895919explain to me why all friends should not be in this size rangekeep in mind that if I disagree, you will be forcibly fluffed
>>572902876I am very against this actually haha..!
>>572903224Why?
>>572786496lay with the snek pit then taichou
>>572907313Where I need to be.
a brand new fresh D-hole butt pic
>>572910221Why does her panties look like that?
>>572914267Taichou slept in, so she had to dress herself this morning
Friendwife? The only friend deserving of be my wife is the one who can take me. I only desire the strongest friendwife.
Yeah
Perhaps
Nah
Could you repeat he question?
>>572926843My friendwife could beat your friendwife in chess.The answer is yes btw.
>>572932723My friendwife certainly doesn't understand the rules of chess and would probably inhale the pieces, which I'd consider a victory.
>>572934114Not if mine eats them first!
TALL and STRONG frens!
>>572934729Strong enough to carry a taichou?
moar TALL frens!>>572935408every single friend has retard strenght so theoretically they all could princess-carry (you) easily
>>572937254And just when you thought you'd gotten used to Otodo-chan, you discover, somehow, she's even scarier from behind
*pop*
>>572939035Silky Space Program was a success. We still haven't seen her since though.
D-hole
>>572940446Your first friend but never the friendwife.
>>572939584I heard she orbits the earth...
>>572943023Death from above
This is the bird taichou's orifure muse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXxO3BLTCGo
>>572938915>>572939035Ahhhh. So THATS how she ended up on the tree over here >>572943023
>>572944302Majestic :)
>>572948649Silky is too damn cute. It's criminal how cute she is.
>>572950209Loading...
>>572951217Happy to be foxing.
>costco time
>>572955602The pizza is shit now so no costco for u
Friends have smooth brains.They instead store all information inside there hearts
>>572959156certified scientiest friends told this is false
>>572960040the water friend scientists only research the vagaries of 'rape' and how consent is discretional
>>572940446
>>572961574Taichou watch out!!!
>>572962867It's to late for taichou...
>>572960927It's best to be direct when you're dealing with a stinky Meer-sensei and go in for a big sniff to really drive the point home
>>572943023>>572948101>>572948267>>572948467>>572948649oh man you don't know how much I miss this guy's little comics. so sad he throw the towel almosta while ago... almost four years ago at this point ;_;the last kf doujin he produced is quitte good tho, I'm really tempted to buy it and share it over here
>>572967326Tibby, no! I need those!
>>572948649The scariest predator in the park
Hokuto and Nanto
>>572975326Shes becoming a true american
There was an old holiday(?) stream I think where Caracal told Rikumu that she owns the tall one's chest. These vtuber women are drawn to Japari Park for reasons I think Mirai and Calenda can understand.
>>572967326>(you) died
>>572976946they just want their femoid hands on mah friends
>>572978343>They just want to CONTACT Friends.
i want a wasp or bee friend
>>572979134I still wish we got Shark Friend.Like Lemon Sharks or whale sharks..
>>572979389Megalodon Friend so she can hang out with Anaconda in the B-movie club.
>posting tit
>>572983170Woah! Sexy
Spectral burd...
>>572983170So pink
The ocean girls are no longer asking
>>572991428but this one doesn't ask!
>>572990737Put that back where you found it, yellow butt
>>572991428Holy! Look at the size of those things
>>572983170Wtf is happing in the background.
>>572991428She never needed to ask... The oment I layed eyes on her I was her husband, and she owns me and all of my affection...
Taichou are weak to big friends.Taichou shouldn't be near big friends unsupervised.
Lies, Taichou are more safe with big friends, and they increase in productivity when alone due to how safe they feel.
Taichou is neutral to big Friends.
this dummy ain't winning this one!
>>573017960They bigger they (Friends) are, the harder they (Taichou) fall (in love)>>573023378It's not cheating! It's just showing off some of the valuable skills learned from interactions with Friends, in this case, the Giraffes.
taichou on nightwatch.........
https://www.youtube.com/live/wXAdEY9GmToShimahai doing a 3D stream retrospective in 30~
>>573034151Got to keep the fridge safe from raiders.>>573023378I look like and do this regularly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTnjBxc63DsStoat drawing more bug in 25~
>>573043919https://www.twitch.tv/usako_kemovAlso Usako I fucked up
New friend just leaked.
>>573046026I've been staring at this image for 5 minutes and she has yet to blink wtf!
>>573048082Taichou, look! I finally caught this thing that's been following me around all day! What is it? A snake?
>>573048491The sake is attached to her. Sadly she only has 3 hours left to live...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtT16VjjQ3U
bat loafers
tfw you are so cucked you turn into a yokai
Dhole is your wife yes?Dhole will be your wife yes?You signed the contract you never truly had a say, those were marriage docs, truth is you were mariied to Dhole the moment you walked in.
so many white women
>>573061104Disgusting, why aren't they green?
>>573061104Should be fun seeing zonb again. She popped up now and then to help with the dinosaurs when not!Kozou was playing Ark last year
>horn mogs you
>>573061104White woman….oh boy thats scary.
>>573063464Yak's vast, flowing mountains certainly are great
>>573065962Yeah. The best even
I suspect she got to be part of the Round-1 collab because she's the most modestly dressed of the extremely lewd Friends.
>>573069684I never noticed the little armoured socket for her tail before. That's too cute.
>>573070114Even a nearsighted Friend can see the princess's cuteness!
I know which Friend is getting enough milk (and who is giving it).
>>573073953OguDogu throwing up in the background
>>573074519Jersey milk is too rich for some Friends. They have to drink that watery Holstein milk that's not as good.
>>573046490>You wanna play card games?
>>573067851Probably lol
>>573075003Five fuckin' Bovines... and we got this other pygmy thing over in Jersey
I'm waiting for KFP to get the hint from that guy who draws a picture of Italian Wolf every day that she needs to get out of Nexon jail.
>>573079647Care to elaborate or is this about choices of cow breeds for Friendwifes
>>573073953One brain cell, and they both share it.
>>573082109https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEz55O6s6I8
>>573079816i was going to say you are wrong but actually you're absolutely correct, i just mistaken her for another wolfy.it's the same with the cute chinky woofand yeah, i'm actually very surprised how that guy keeps making little doodles of the mamma mia wolf for so long
>>573083502Which Friend has the most gaba goo? >>573084689Maned Wolf appearing in KF3 was a dream come true for another artist so I think every taichou deserves their doggos. Italian Wolf would add another lesbian stalker to go with European Hare and Carrion Crow.
>Sees what you did.
>>573085393>Which Friend has the most gaba goo? There's only one true Italian Friend, and she's still under house arrest pending her RICO investigation
>>573089949What better alibi could she have than another woman who she swears to never leave her side?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdMmPGn7xBEIt'll be time to wake the penguin in 30~
I like when Urufu pats herself on the back for all the stuff she does between SutoGra, OW, Valorant, and Apex.
>>573093683It's a lot to juggle when you've got a full time job (sleeping/eating cucumbers) to attend to
>>573094212Dreaming of UDON
>>573094886i like her blue lipstick
>>573095729Her blue lipstick always makes me think of Four Murasame.
pengii disappeared
>>573096546Where did she go?
>>573096731It was an out of body experience.
i need to touch fren buttzzzz
>>573101739Camels bite, so let's settle for touching Friend buns instead
>>573101739Which friends have the nicest butts?
>>573104472Serval, the troublemaker, stealing buns out of the pantry at 1am
you have to side with mejico against the britoids because jaggy says so
>>573114359Ok
cute fashionable kots
canonical snek tongue
m8 vs baku
Don't touch friend butts, they'll take it as consent to touch yours.
>>573114359Idiot swamp cat
>>573130907Didn't tapir's VA retire recently?
https://www.youtube.com/live/3LdDyg7TnWgGenius Wolf studying kanji in 30~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6eLp1InBaAShimachameleon's big collab in 30~
>>573149618Boat + Ender Rod + Sticky Piston + Red Stone + Red Stone Repeater On both of them.
>>573151217Save that for the sheep!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUcCwa3oSpMLate night Usaphotography in 30~
Treasure
urufu tank
>>573154054And she's broken the game lol
>>573162791Genius 200 IQ move.
Urufu laughs for youhttps://youtu.be/CPWsFs6Qm_c
giant woman
>>573164626Truly tensai
>>573167198Friends at optimal breastfeeding height. Why would Sandstar do this?
Friends with Glasses are top tier, the exude high IQ.
>>573168572Because gay gay gay homosexual gay.
>>573168572I just realized with the exception of big friends you need to lay down or pick your friendwife up to get breast fed by her.
>>573169238Truly a hassle
>>573169238>Taichou-san have you heard of goo goo babies?
The Terravit collab is back. The JP bros love how it has a bunch of lore. https://teravit.app/ja/info#/all/topic/news-ja/21740
>>573177149yeah there are a few nip kf bros that are very into that thing mcgunngu being one the main ones
does anyone have that japanese article that discussed us talking about friend tummy
>>573179269I forget but was it a blog that found these threads and noticed us look at the tums festival?
>>573179269https://x.com/gamebokusan/status/1981608771173646670
>>573179438maybe? im lazy and dont feel like looking through the archive
>>573179687this is it, thanks!
gib me chubby tummies or DIE(t)
>>573180484When are you gonna return my Sega tapes ya dumb snek?
>>573181291Very bad decision there taichou. Why would you trust this snek with her greasy fingers all over those precious cartridges? Don't you know physical media is dying???
>>573182163My Japari edition Mega Drive is built to last until the fall of man (maybe even beyond).
>>573184172Sandstar mega powered™
>>573186886With SUGOI processing!
milk for you
>>573189126Hooray!!
>>573189126The JP taichous were saying it's interesting Egyptian Rousette is the most traditional looking bat but she's a fruit eater.
>>573180484*squish*
>>573195267This is the face you make when you remember snow melts
>>573195267We haven't had her pvp event in... hell, over a year now? Did Gambian Rat go extinct?
>>573197747This guy makes some of the most beautiful and perplexing KF art. Bless 'em.
>>573197747Serval has two main modes: ! and ?, occasionally the both at once. Very efficient use of that cat brain RAM.
AI is the enemy of friends and h*mans alike
>>573198456That first panel without the emojis would make a good reaction image
>flops next to you
>>573207412Apparently "Galumphing" is the correct term for the pinniped gait when moving on land Thanks Lewis Carroll
>>573209232Neat. I did not know that
Pengi
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Frens. Please wake up
fennex
>>573227841Cute fennec
oh boy swimsuit time's finally coming!
No linksposting from me for a few days again :'(. Be well, Friends>>573227841Arai-san is starting to rub off on her
https://youtube.com/shorts/DbqB-gWoMzQbanan
>>573180484Angry video game Snek.
Usa-gaming soon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VPH4wkYHx4
>>573236561True to form, I say won't be able to post, then work cancels on me
>>573252263More time for Friending!
let's churn
>>573256512Mirai standing by for a taste test
>>573140830Did she? Damn that's sad if true. She isn't that old is she?
cat-thing ready to wish for koutei related things https://x.com/kurumi_Vn/status/2074437295617577346
>>573262571>HowToCookForFortyHumans.avi
What is the best species of friend in your opinion? Just consistantly has your favorite designs or translate over the best?
>>573267328Birds are consistently great.
>>573267328>speciesclade that being said the pinnipeds
>>573268908Gonna need to study Sensei's lips!
The cows are also pretty great.
>>573270550Eepy cow
>>573267328Cats translate the best. I can't really pick a favourite though. I like the 'raffes, but they do kind of look the same (by virtue of them all probably just being the same animal with minor regional deviations)
>>573267328Cats. Always liked their designs imo.
Apply superchats directly to gacha.
Why aren't I allowed to take the glasses away from all friends, watching them bump into walls is funny.
>>573276863It's all fun and games until they realise what's up and start tearing those walls down to track you by scent. You know how much it costs to fly vetted contractors into Japari Park to fix that? Think of the paperwork, Taichou!
>>573276605Yes! Give the bat more gacha funds
pango and arma(dildo) ready for the beach!
>>573280696Very large double spheres.
>>573280696Do the spheres float?
>Anti-chuuni drugs
>>573285830Why is it so big….
>>573287440Blackbuck has a lot of chuuni to treat.
>>573287440>>573287723Chuuniism metastasises throughout the whole body, so you need to fill right up to tips of the horns with high enough pressure or else some of it can get missed and come back again. A lot of conventional doctors miss that.
Rubbing horns.
>>573289601Don't rub too hard, Taichou. That stuff stinks when it burns.
>>573290543Friends require gentle firm rubbing while slowly rocking their head side to side so they know how special they are.
>>573275863look at this dork trying to be sexy
>>573293528Boss gets rotated out for maintenance after he starts casually calling them "Darkies" in public
It’s not a contest ( it is )
>>573296329>Taichou brought you a fish
The sea mammals have awakened me to big tails.
>>573293437Dorks are the sexiest.
She went to Friend school.
>>573299813What did she learn?
>>573300057Aquarium management.
>>573299151This is true. They are 100% factually proven to be the sexiest friends.
>>573299813>>573300602such a shame she doesnt show tummy, she's the most fit of the water dogs
>>5732980039 limbed Friend
>>573315334What's their combined IQ?
>>573316356a rounding error
it is nana's day taichou. say something nice about the best h*man
Snek Maid
Breast envy is real
>>573316356You can't devide by Zero
>>573301692that taichou that made this screenshot is so cruel to the poor flattie>>573323958poor dork, the other aquatic hotties received better looking booba and her got left behind.it was over the moment it started
>>573267328ibis birdsi want bin chicken
Nothing wrong with a cutting board chest. Not all friends get big buddies on their chest, accept your fate. You can still give naizuri.
>>573329537Trvke
>>573329537flattie lovers rise up!
>>573318257She was a pioneer in park labour standards. Her revelation to Friends that they could casually become lesbians (either with her, or eachother) dramatically reduced the daily workload of the male park staff and lowered risk to visitors.
dudun~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WTpqnw5_RgA special Animal Diary starting in 30~
TAICHOU WAKE UP!
>>573346894Scary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOhbS2vedXQUsako also doing some kanji lessons, in 30~https://www.youtube.com/live/pysrls3sDfQStoat hunting monsters, same time~
>>573361562Stoat having technical difficulties, no monster hunting today
I like sticky_shiso's idea that Campo Flicker runs a lesbian hotel.
>>573363841What makes a hotel a lesbian hotel?
>>573364445Comfortable shoes and plenty of Chris Hemsworth films on the TV.
>>573329537Flat friends still store milk for feeding, don't let sensei fool or stop you!
>>573364631Doesn't sound that bad...
Lion has been following me around a lot lately and she's been getting kind of touchy... I don't know what this means and she's asking me to talk to her in private.
>>573370698We told you this would happen if you kept leaving that biltong in your pockets, Taichou.
>GOOSE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR
>>573370698Its that time of year Taichou. Prepare yourself
>>573377153Does look very bald to me
Is she better than Urufu?
>>573377153How did she get so retro….
Apparently the current Terravitz collab is available in English.
>>573386061
>>573386497Because you are so tiny
>>573374632WATCHOUT WATCHOUT WATCH OUT
Kako sensei being traded between girlfriends for the summer.
>>573359507>>573362447This tutel was made for massage purposes
>>573393928Those shell straps are hard on the shoulders! (among other things)
>>573370069What surprised her so much? Did they run out of Japari Buns?
>>573401842I like to imagine every now and then the park gets a sponsorship from some random company and has the Friends walking around wearing shirts advertising detergent brands or quack medical devices for a week
>>573403185No they only get Sega merchandise. Boss can recharge your Nomad no problem.
>>573396704We've passed the half way point of the year, so it's time to bathe all the cats.
>>573404481Ah. That’d explain it.
>>573399489I do love my good looking milf
>>573405928She's a young woman!
>>573377153Translation for anyone who can't read Japanese.building bricks in minecrap, is the besft thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playiing an app. I understand why all the kids are playiing this game these days, because they like to build brown bricks with minecrap.
>>573406289Young enough to be my mom.
Pick a card any card
>>573410250There's probably ample footage of Bimmy talking about skunk assholes and buffalo diarrhea, coyotes and prairie dogs in that retarded Rocky 4 documentary, and his childhood dragon encounter to make an entire fake, sentence mixed AVGN episode about the KF mobile games>>573413195Wait a minute you rat, one of those is my credit card
>>573420215What's got the rapist acting so grumpy?
>>573422609She's dumb and rapes poorly, she tried to rape taichou and accidentally asked for consent to rape them.
>>573422674Rapist need role models
>>573423615something tells me sensei would be really bad at teaching proper rape etiquette
>page 10
>>573430984Frrrrump
>>573436659Serval suddenly becoming self aware and implicitly scary is one of my favourite tropes
>>573436659>What are we. Some kind of Kemono Friends?>S-Say that again?
https://www.youtube.com/live/eBadMvHOd-oPenguin going after more urban myths in 30~
https://www.youtube.com/live/TKegHdL9-JsStoat brought the PC back to life for some Tekken in 30~https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWEPL_fYDb0Shimahai and her sisterwife Slaying Spires again, same time
https://www.twitch.tv/direwolf__kemovUrufudoing some Overwatch practise
https://www.twitch.tv/direwolf__kemovOverwolf
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ddXkIjhWw64Stoat's dance shorts are finally happening
I love the 20 year old anime Macross Frontier. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddXkIjhWw64
Reminder for al rapists, remember to ask for consent before you rape, and respect they're boundaries if they say no, up to at least 3 days before you ass permission to rape them again.Rape always feels better when you have consent.
new kemov dropped
>>573471279She's melting again, someone save her
less rape more bird thighs
>>573473870>>573474769I love birds, have any of you raised birds before? They're a lot more loving and mean then you'd expect even wild one tamed down will huddle up to you, sing, and bite you for it's own amusement.Lovely creatures, perfect even. Except Geese they're unfriendly and should grabbed by the neck while you force them to read my documentary on why they're a bad animal until it so ashamed it goes back into water where it belongs. Away from everyone else.
>>573479226>PREDICTABO
Yo Arai-san, get me outta dis wack ass pixel prison
beat suits are back
>>573481001The frens are indeed pretty fabulous
How do horses get so big
>>573486540It's all drugs
>>573486540>just eat grass and dirt>become a huge muscular beast its just not fair
>>573481001How times change
>>573493040cute nanners
More horse. Morse even
>>573497824I'd Inspect 'er Morse
>>573497824this year of the horse has been very lacking in the horse deparment in my opinion. even the (other) horses gaymu popularity has plummetedi do love my dragon horsey though
>>573501434Yeah its a shame there haven’t been many horseys this year. Hope that changes and we get more.
>>573501434Yeah, it seems to be a universal thing for whatever reason I was really hoping for more centaur porn.
I feel like year of the snek started slow and ended strong.
>>573509178Retro Serval….
>>573510619they want ice cream too!
>>573513037It looks like Inugami Gyoubu turned them into block dolls. If this game gets Kokeshi neko it's all over.
>>573513037Don't ever feed them after midnight
Bestest friend? Your favorite!
>>573516382True!!!
Dhole
>>573525849What I want to know is; what happened to A, B and Chole?
>>573526363Legends say they wonder the earth in search of each other and whem Ahole, Bhole, Chole, and Dhole combine they turn into the legendary Zhole.
Zhole has the special power to make any bun vanish in the blink of an eye. No one knows what happens to them as only the crumbs are left behind.
diving deep into the d-hole
>>573528737Don't do it!
We really are a Kemono Friends... 3.
drunkkk
>>573537787We truly are
Remember to:- not fuck your friends- but fuck your Friends- and definitely fuck Kadokawa
this thing is just sloppa but this little park entrance with both taichous standing there actually looks very nice
>>573551686Now who's do you think's gonna clean all that up, Gin?>>573533140This Taichou has peered beyond the veil and now only madness awaits
>>573551686Taichou's daily fox piss cleanup, visualised
Bump
https://www.youtube.com/live/zGKq8VgBOzEStoat playing that other fighting game again in 25~>>573567434I feel the sweaty cat pain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZp2W3c-5QwFourth installment of the Urban Penguin Deconstruction Center in 30~
Serval is so lewd...
>>573465914>>573465918More Urufuwatch in 30~>>573572297Who is the daily dose deliverer of Japari Park?
>>573572297if serval is jeets who is nappa?
Remember to stay hydrated with your drink of choice Taichou, these temperatures are dangerous
>>573582994Fast
>>573567434Stinky
>>573595778Servals are pretty speedy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX6Op5VMjocStoat went back to tekkening a while ago no notification reee
>>573584270Caracal>>573573862Shoebill
>>573591302i hope someone has saved all of /kfg/s memes
