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evil - every veemo is lemons
They’re adding a new type of woomy soon
combustible woomy
Joey should save everyone the trouble and self report
she inked on me...
who else will watch the direct while listening to kpop?
Mechanic should've built Shiver a dildo instead of a table.
exceedingly dangerous shiver gaze
About 3 hours to go.Any last minute predictions?
>>572458154>amiibo unlock exclusive outfit sets>“testfire” like demo announcementthat’s it really
>>572458154Mouse controls reveal
you heard it here first, they will finally announce 3rd kits.
>>572459196it's not healthy to live in the past anon
>>572458154Apartments and Salmonlings
Is it possible to play Sploon on Emulator and get online? I've been wanting to get into it again, and I really don't want to pay for online anymore.
>>572460721noeven with pretendo you need a legitimate nintendo network id to play 1 online through cemu
>>572458117Did Shiver think the Engineer was planning to bludgeon her with it?
>>572458117>team """gear""">can't do shitatleast frye can eat the food and big man can play games, meanwhile this useless veemlet can't do shit.
>>572460721No and even if you could you'd likely be banned on the spot
>>572464572She brings gear because she can't improvise on site.
>>572458117I don't get it, did she want Mechanic to pay her for the hammer or some other stupid thing considering the context of being stranded?
All the takos are dying in this awful heat...
erectin' a dispenser
What private minecraft server do Shiver and Frye play in?
>>572465892Finally my wish is coming true
>>572466387You're a very rude anon. Also you stink.
>>572458117
>>572460976>>572465087Damn, never mind then.
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>572467421>shiver when she sees /ink/
>>572435120We know
>>572468172Why is Shiver looking at my wife like that?
>>572458117I love how Mechanic-chan keep getting those Charlie Brown faces.
>>572470767i would play woomy if she looked like this
>>572471896ye https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgeuzWwExIY
here we go
LETS GO!!!!!
>"humanoid form">not "kid form"SOILED IT
>obnoxious 10yo voiceover againthey really don't want to sell this game in the west huh
The Woomy said WOOMY!!!
>>572472125you're not a kid, dumbass
>>572472125youre a swim nowyoure a humanoid now
>>572472180correct, but my woomy is
>>572472268no she explicitly isn't
imagine this thing fucking your woomy
>they're a little beefierSomeone explain in woomy terms.
that's a crazy looking steel eel design.
I hope to god that the woomy making veemo sounds was a mistake.
squidforce is the big evil, deploying ranked battles to harvest salt from players to season the salmonids
NEW YEBBY HAIRSTYLE
New stink bomb fishFish versions of hero mode enemies .Super versions of normal fish bosses>Super stinger......FUCK>>5724723943x more woomy than normal
I can't focus, woomy feet are too sexy
>onaga mask on speed>hohojiro mask on power?????????NOGAMI YOU FUCKED UP
>booyahrangThey're really stretching with these puns.
New croptops for woomyYES
>over 100 weaponsoh nononono doomsissies we lost???
>>572472975those are just based on who you take to explore with you no?
hi equipper hiiiiiii
>>572473037no they are for the tankers
They showed the "race track level" We know what it is now.
marina is USELESS...................
Did it look like the frame rate slowed during that little section?
>splatsville is in debtLMAO
Shiver is so much sexier than Frye it's ridiculous.
>"tourist" difficultyLMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
>difficulty is just damage takenBRAVO NOGAMI
>flyfish but you can just shoot the main cockpitThey know
>online multiplayerDamn, I wish I had friends
Frye is so much sexier than Shiver it's ridciulous
did i spot a pool feature? "join by keyword" or so
>no matchmakingCOMETHEFUCKON
SQUID JUMP IS BACK
SQUID JUMP
Where are the third kits...
>>572473560>ridciuloustry typing that again without crying
holy 8bit kino?!!
who else cancelled their pre-order while listening to the direct
This game has a proper infinite mode?>>572473310I blame the jellies tricking poor woomies into thinking buy now pay later was a great idea.
>>572472649kek
>>572473423>he couldn't see the cohock moving almost twice as fasttardo
Guys I think Shiver is the main girl for this game
>>572473691hit a nerve?
>>572473521Plenty of anons will play with you if you switch to a yebby
>>572473624Why would you need matchmaking for an optional friendslop mode?
I hate the narrator that Nintendo hired for Splatoon 3 directs. She sounds like she belongs in an educational show on Nick Jr.
is this a boss
>>572473820its the nintendo autism of REALLY wanting to only market the game to 10yos in the west
>>572473802why would you prevent friendless squidkids from getting to play co-op?
>>572473798>No anons will play with you if you switch to a yebbyfixed it for you
>>572473878>why is this kids game being marketed to kids
>>572473798Just because I don't have any friends means I want to play with you losers
>>572473407st/ink/ers on the dev team
>over 100 weapons>dozens of outfits>lots of stage typesthis isn't some small side game.
>>572473795Choco veemo belly>He couldn't even kill the flyfish had to let Frye do it for him.Why does treehouse suck at this game?
>>572473820vros her laugh is cute doe i kinda like her... i wanna marry her voice and make love with it
Who else is raiding whilst listening to Deep-pop.
>>572473820I heard her in a lot of ads on youtube. I have nothing against her personally but her voice is grating.
>>572473947>stylised graphics means it's for childrensmartest squidkid
>squid rolls are backfuck off
return of having to check every stupid ledge for scrolls....
>>572474092I mean yeah, it was always marketed as a spinoff but still a full game, not a DLC.
I want to play with you losers (veems and wooms)
>>572473778lol no, the mechanic is (that's you)at the end you see the machine there, which means each idol will get their dance/moment, including big man.
>>572474207>thing I never said
Here's your main girl, /ink/
@drawfags draw raiders-themed callie with as little clothing necessary
>Canon male protagHow does it feel knowing yurifags AND yaoislop lovers got BTFO'd by Shiver? The franchise is SAVED
>>572474349explain why it's for children without appealing to the aesthetics or YOU'RE A KID NOW YOU'RE A SQUID NOW
>>572473908Stop being a sperg, sperg.
>>572474418>malewhy are yebbweys so retarded? she's canonically female.
Who can we blame for this?
>>572474465>just have friends who play splatoon in order to experience the best part of the game that already has password rooms and dark souls summoning
>>572474392no? she's one of three idols you choose, the main character is the mechanic.
>>572474310> MechanicHe's the Engineer and he and Shiv are going to have a romantic song during the games climax
>>572474535The jellies. It's always the jellies.
>>572474418This isn't the victory you think it is dumb globalist faggot. Splatoon is for INKLINGS ONLY and I will not tolerate any speciesmixing.
dear lord those shiver poses
Here's what the physical dlc unlocks.
>>572474594yebbwey players are genuinely retarded, we hear the default mechanic say woomy
I LOVE MY FLAT ADULT TOMBOY LESBIAN WIFE
i get it now..
You Bet I Will
>pb/sr rooms are soon guaranteed to never fill again.It's so joever, this general has a $500 gatekeeping fee 3 weeks from now.
>>572474594He and Shiv are going to climax*
>>572474418Eyebrows anon eyebrowsThat is a tomboy woomy
>>572474654Cute space buns :3
Looks like we'll have "bonds" with each idol, which means the cutscene at the end was likely because of that so we're gonna have from all the idols including a frye blowjob scene
engineerfag is obnoxious, this is why /ink/ hates yebweyyfags
>>572474535The Jellies>Only 60 billionPearl can pay for that with the cash she has sitting in her couch.
>>572474769>tfw not a poorfag, so I got a switch 2 on launch
Damn, I missed the live. Oh well. Settle for the vid
>>572474756PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPGIVE ME TAKO BABIES YOU EDOKKO WHORE PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPI LOVE YOU FUUKA SEKKUSU SHIYOOOOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>572475046calm down frye
>>572475046so true
They showed off Frye's speical in the streamShe rides her eel and summons an eel storm on the target.
>mythic salmonidsthat's your boss.
>>572475205she can ride my eel
>>572474654Not worth shelling out 75 fucking dollars Maybe when they're reasonably discounted
>>572475153>toesngh
>>572474631>this pose will forever be obscured by the filterIt's over.
I bet these just read as regular Deep Cut amiibo in 3.
>>572474679this is why /ink/ is shit
>>572475429shut the fuck up engineerfag
that stinger was ignored for way too long
WHY DO TREEHOUSE EMPLOYEES ALWAYS SUCK AT GAMES
>That's a wrap!nice gameplay bro
>>572475591>former ign employeekek
>>572475591They're normalfags only in it for the cred of working at a big company
>>572475345So happy they finally found a cure for shiver's football head <3
frye cutscene and shiver cutscenewhat's big man's cutscene gonna be?
SQUID JUMP RETURNSSQUID JUMP RETURNS
There's no reason for there to not be any matchmaking in the current year.
>treehouse live>cuts to set up lobbyuhhhhhh
>>572475763there is when you call for help
>passwordless rooms are public matchmaking in all but namehuh?am i the retard or is nintendo the retard
>>572475884The clique won.
>>572475785It's not actually live. The past few have been prerecorded.
>shared livesthis seems pretty rough if you have one shitter, unless being out of lives just makes you unable to respawn if you die?
>>572475715Here
oh yeah, no mouse controls i guess huh
>>572476178??Did I miss them saying that just now?
>no online matchmaking DROPPED
>>572475591A lot of game localizers don’t actually care for games. It’s just the field they got hired for.
>>572476349good
> oriental music playing in the outro> multiple shots with Shiver onlyYou can't tell me this isn't focused on her
>>572475249It probably will be around black friday. You could buy some nfc cards and write them on in the mean time.
>>572476372yeah, you get three lives normally but now theyre playing coop and theres six shared livesthats all we know tho
>>572476452anon, there was an ad focused entirely on frye with a frye focused cutscenethese are the bond cutscenes.
>>572476374Because it's a single player game with optional multiplayer, you dingus
>>572476349You can thank chargerniggers for that.
>bot buddy booyahs backsovl
>>572476542so is splatoon retard
>>572476570it's a good thing
>>572476452You can say japanese. They're all japanese.
>>572476542so I can't gangrape frye with /ink/ers...?
>shiver booyah
>>572476657what za puck
where are the octarians
>>572476657>>572476725you can by creating password rooms and groupsthey did literally EVERYTHING EXCEPT add public matchmaking
>>572476695I missed it.
i was right the text DOES have weird super-dense kerning sometimesi wonder if that replaces squeezing text to fit i18n differences or something
>>572476481......YIKES This is worse than playing SR with rando's I think I'll just play with /ink/ this way I'm the only shitter on the team.
>>572443163Kinda disappointed they toned down the horny bwos... where's the spats? I want them butts shaking in my face... At least they put in some good tummy windows I guess
>>572476947Yu dum fuk, they turned the horny upYou literally have a relationship meter for your oshi ceph sexcunny now
>>572476947You can't fly a helicopter in dolphin shorts.
When in MP we're going to have all do group booyah's in front of the camera while Shiver/Frye digs.
Now that we've got a better idea of the game's scope, predict the hours.I'm thinking 20-30.
>>572477094why not
we get to see more of the intro and i swear when frye ran to the mechanic it looked like her boobs were bouncingcould just be a trick on the eye
Some previews are uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ4Y1RIAsT0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xNEI3htjLQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_s-iO_Dl5w
That heavenly melody... It can't be...
>>572474092>over 100 weaponsSplatoon 3 only has 64 main weapon types, what the fuck?
>>572476349>add a fucking mouse sensor to your console's controllers just because you can>omit support for it in your first party game that would benefit the most from it by farthis is such a fucking nintendo thing to do, god damn
>>572477365>GET DOWN YURERU MAWARU FURERU SETSUNAIIIII KIMOCHIIIII
hey wait a minute, this mentions Floors instead of Sublevelsjust some thinky thought
>>572477448>calamari inkantation for the 4th time in a row
are we gonna see big man's folksong in this toowill they commit to him being brazilian
>>572477685>23oh please cod let there be an endless mode.
>>572477758Big Man will win the 20026 splat cup
why did they even make side order
>>572477769there will be streams of people trying to see how far they get without sleeping.
>>572477873they made it wrong, as a joke
>>572477769"And it seems that among them, there are places that appear almost bottomless..."
...
>>572477937Order lost yet again
Frye ate all of the food in splatsville causing a massive debt.
>speed tank>power tank>tactical tankohhhh so that's why the splatfest theme is like that
>>572477685i will kill myself. why does nintendo keep doing this infinite layers sublevel roguelike slopjust fucking stop. i want my linear floating platform levels back
>>572478063>Climb the Tower of Babel>Go to hellWhich way, western ceph?
>>572478063This does kinda make sense.
>>572478245and somehow they put frye in speed and shiver in power in raiders which is the opposite of their teams in the splatfest.
>>572478270>repeatable content? gross, give me my uninteresting platforming slop please
>>572478270it's one part of the game anon, there's plenty of other stage types
The amiibo are back in stock on Nintendo's store.
why are both frye and shiver obsessed with the mechanic
>>572478601they're recruiting mechanic into the polycule duh
Who are the good sr /ink/ers in here to carry me in Raiders on high difficulty
>>572478652Back in my day we used to just call that being a whore
>>572478440hey anon, I have good news, banging your head against the wall is also infinitely repeatable! you should go do that now
>>572478679me but i'll never knowingly play with /ink/
>>572434587AAAAAAAA SELL SELL SELL!!!!
>>572478679they don't play anymore
>>572478354i checked to be sure and no, it is based on your bot buddy. the chain you have also lights up when showstopper is ready
>>572478729I forgive youI think lineardrones should take a long walk off a short pier
>kold is violently sperging out against Raiders and anyone who is looking forward to it because it's not pvp and he thinks he's good at pvp because he got carried to silver x rank badge where literally nobody was playing after grandestkek
>>572478907like this
How are they bankrupt? Wasn't Grandfest a collab?
if frye doesn't do this then i don't want the game
>>572478826Holy crap are we the villains? We plunged octopus north korea into an energy crisis and now we are doing fish colonialism and stealing their stuff to pay our bills
FUUUUUUCKSELL SELL SELLMY WOOMY IS IN RUINS
>>572479130moreso deep cut, if you remember alterna story where deep cut were stealing shit from there they also did so to fund splatsville
>>572479130Octarians built a totalitarian failed state on the border and were aggressors when they could have chosen diplomacy and woomanitarian aid.Salmonids are subhuman creatures with a cannibal culture and simultaneously act like a cross between a mongol horde and an ecological disaster, they just come back when fought off anyways
>>572479421>money keeps disappearing>deep cut keeps doing bandit hijinks because of itIt feels like the root of this problem isn't going solved in any game.
enemy health scales with how many players there are on a raid, according to DUDEcooperation is necessary
Yebweyys lost.
>>572479680would be stupid if it didn't, no?
>>572479353Now you pay the price for blowing all that Grizzco money on the shellout machine instead of investing like a good woomyYou are a bad, BAD woomy
>>572479738it was either that or enemy numbers
Three and a half games in plus two DLCs and the debate rages onAre Woomies daughters or wives?
>>572477448got a slight spike of annoyance right there
>>572480000Daughterwives
>>572480000daughters that you can turn into wives
>>572477448please no
>>572477448Don't worry haha this will just be a bomd cutscene haha we won't get the same shitty story forced into us the fourth time in a row haha>kill me
>>572480000>QVADSDoes it truly matter when they are inherently gooder than every other kind of ceph
>>572478601Two reasons1) New orgy friend2) Boss Maire told them to check this woomy out while on this looting trip to see if she is good enough to join the squidbeak.
ready to free the ancient salmonids from the salt using the inkantation?
>>572479047Cute, Finished version?
>>572480552The mechanic is Agent 4
>>572480705thats it sadlyit got posted 3-4 years ago
>it's just single player salmon runlol
>>572480976This isn't Side Boreder doe
>>572480924Agent 4 is going to be on the islands somewhere. Either as an enemy, corrupted by some dark power. Or as a merchant that sells costumes for deep cut to wear.
>>572480976Whats the objective of salmon run?
>>572481490Wageslavery today, wageslavery tomorrow
>>572481490Defeat salmonids
>>572481490farm chunks
>>572480924She dosen't look dorky enough to be A4>>572480965Thats a shame
I didn't watch treehouse what did I miss
sploon rapers looks like so much fun
Late to all the news, this game looks amazing what the fuck???
So i guess none of the usual subweapons are going to be in the game. Saw a zipcaster gadget so thats pretty great. Please no grindrail target level
>>572481997Because it isFor fucking once they give us a finished game on launch instead of selling a skeleton then selling a half baked DLC to go with it that they hyped up for months only for it to be a nothingburger
The game isn't finished if there's no VR sex scene with Shiver thoughbeit
>>572481987Them playing around the level of randosSeeing Frye's special in actionLives are shared while in MP mode
>>572474654I like these, I was expecting censored versions of the Raiders fit but this is better
>>572482318My God can you guys stop being coomers for one fucking thread??
>>572482473no
>>572482473Coomer franchise doe
>>572482473No
>>572482473There is actually a relationship meter now so raiders is just a dating sim with a shooting mini game now. But actually the relationship meter only has three nodes. I wonder if it just works like an xp meter and it raises from completeing missions. Or if you have to do something special to get to each level. If its tied to the ending like some anons conjectured, it either is really difficult or really eazy to max out. I dont see how they can balance the pacing of only 3 nodes,
>>572482473Don't look at me, blame Nogami for leaning into it
>>572482473I completely agree, it makes me sick to see so many people blatantly sexualizing this family-friendly game for kids. This is unacceptable.
>>572482473
>standard by the books "get to the end" stages>combat focused "Dens">exploration focused open areas >OE/RoTM style ability challenges>Side Order style "Ruins" with multiple sublevels of combat encountersalready a lot of stage variety.
>>572482473There's nothing wrong with admiring the beauty of healthy adult woomen.
>>572482473Callie getting a womb tattoo was integral to the second game's story
>>572482473It's quite literally all Nintendo's fault. You can't have Shiver exists like this and expect coomers not to react.
>>572482473>Can you guys stop breathing air
>>572458117Lol
I wonder if difficulty will be per player or per host
>>572484337gonna be funny pulling newbies into survivalist
>>572463579she is sexually frustrated and wants other kinds of favors you would be too if you were stuck on a remote island surrounded by two mouthbreathers
>>572474654>everyone gets a shiver chest wrap even the malesslutty
>>572483983Good gosh that shiver on the right.
>>572476570its a fucking pve game who cares
>>572484765One (1) chocolate goblina smile please
>>572484765her head is 90% forehead
>frye's boobs have jiggle physicsjesus christ
>>572485223Kids game btw
>>572484765Coating her forehead with cum
>>572485223Honestly can't tell if its true or its just her shawl playing tricks with your eyes.
there are no mouse controls, if it wasn't obvious by now.
>>572485505no i'm serious, slow the video down or stop it frame by frame and look closely, they sway and also bounce.
>>572484765>That massive exposed norwood foreheadThat new haircut really did her a favor
>>572484765Smoochable.
>>572485223link to this on youtube? I want to download the video in higher quality to check
raiders ending spoilers
>>572485831https://youtu.be/dEA8RWyazo4?si=gbK51m-uBzu2leK9
I love cumming actually
So why is this its own game again?
>>572482473Lolicon devs shouldnt have designed such sexy inkuatic life.
>>572477448YA>WENI>>MAREI
if you want a get a good idea of the scope of Raiders:Splatoon 3 has 24 sunken scroll collectibles.Splatoon Raiders has well over double that.
>why is a game its own game again
boob jiggle expert hereall the movement is her shawl
>>572486126Because the game is a lot bigger than you realize and thats how video games work
>>572486296they sway from side to sidelook CLOSER
>>572486347nvm it is indeed barely visible when she's close to the camera
>>572486347it's just because she twisted her torso while running, they aren't moving independently
>>572486481even after she's moving straight after untwisting her torso, they bounce slightly.
spammers need to go back to /v/.
Gonna need a webm of this boob jiggle
>>572485223me and my bf say she does not
>>572485223forget her boobs Look at those ears go!!!!!
>>572486727>>572486713we need the switch 2 hacked asap so we can see it up close.
>>572486126Side order was already a DLCgiving a dlc to a dlc is the most diminishing returns thing possiblePlus they can rebalance from the ground up
I like the idea of responding to random rescue calls, it removes the issue of having to decide what to play Though I imagine a lot of people will ask for help on the same harder levels
>>572486998Its literally monster hunter
See you in 2032 for Splatoon Raiders 2: Return of the Cuttlefish
>>572487135...and that's a good thing
>>572486998Its literally borderlands
If this game was ten more dollars we would have matchmaking
>>572487451good veemo
>>572487451>most serious expression while swinging her bucket around
>>572485878this is dangerous
>>572487546Oxymoron
I guess this looter shooter will have to tide me over until Kid Icarus Uprising Remastered...
are we gonna see how they got the scars in the comics?
>>572479643of course not, inkling society is capitalist
>>572481490to perform free labour for a bear until your squad loses in the most difficult and fun possible way
>>572487812
>>572487712lol racism XD
>>572486936no I mean this could've just been built into S4>>572486301I mean, yes and no. This could've just replaced salmon run in S4.There's no cap to the amount of content a game can have, or rather, a Splatoon game is not reaching it anytime soon.
>>572477685
>>572486909all shawl no shawty
>>572488472This but Callie
raiders should be 50 usd topsstill not buying or pirating
>>572488768yes you will
>>572488768>pirating a s2 gamegood luck anon
>>572485878Here's the scene in high quality.Sadly, I don't see any jiggle, they're just moving with her torso. The shawl and shadows create an illusion of movement, but I don't think it's actually there.
>>572488768lucky you, it is!
>They used the Octoling noise on the Inkling model.
>>572489192It’s clearly there though
>>572489192it looks like there's a very light amount of jiggle, not anime style but just subtle enough to not be a problem for the rating.
>>572489289that woomy's a spah
>>572488768It is $50 though?
>>572489192it's there, but it's very weak. it looks more like the chest lags a few frames behind, giving them weighty inertia to help them look more natural without making them actually jiggle like her ears do. it's more visible in the vertical axis than horizontal
This is what some of you sound like
>>572484176SOURCE NOW
>>572489192Wouldn't be the first time her shawl has created an oppai illusion. Back in choco fest Frye's color sets made it look like she was just wearing a shawl and nothing else.
>>572488768it literally is $50which is why I'm not that confident in its longevity as a standalone game. if nintendo themselves were confident in it, they would sell it for more.
big man bot get knocked away by a salty dog is hysterical
>>572490538you sound like a shareholder
>twitter: examining the new salmonid bosses>/ink/: frame by frame boob jiggle
>>572490538they're selling it for less because it's splatoon without PvP and also it's not as popular as in Japan.in Japan for example, Star fox is sold for considerably less than Raiders because it's not as popular there, whilst we get Raiders and Star Fox for the same price.it's variable pricing era. it's why Fire Emblem gets the premium price, because they can't market it to casuals so they're price gouging the enthusiasts to get the most money out of them just like they do with JRPG fans in Japan, because they'll buy it anyway.
>steelheads will no longer be a clean 300hp killco op is going to fuck with me so hard i can't wait
>>572490221Finally found it, The shawl and the color of her crop top creates the illusion of Frye performing topless.
>>572490538its still 60. The $10 is a discount for digital
>>572490883>premium for modern fire emblemgrim
fuck you
>>572491195considering the new game is 4 games in one and easily will last you 200+, they're gonna buy it anyway.
Is there a time limit in multi-player?
> Over 100 Weapons> A good number of gadgets with various types> Variety of stage types/missions, including platforming challenges > Multiple types of collectibles> Outfits > Gratuitous amounts of Shiver> Squid Jump sequelThis may finally justify my Switch 2 purchase
>>572491329yeah the natural time limit of the game's network stability inevitably kicking someone after like 5 minutes and then banning them for 10 more minutes
not even on the islands can you escape being a wageslave
>>572490813We're discussing the things that actually matter in the game. Besides unlike the casuals on twitter we already figured out everything about the bosses just by seeing them in play for a few moments.
>>572491239we all dance in spiretrapped in this mochinedon't know how long we waitedas the bigman's watching
>>572491429>This may finally justify my Switch 2 purchaseFor me it was Air Riders
>when a Steel Eel gets hit with enough damage, it temporarily stops pumping out salmon ink
>>572491429the reveal of squid jump gives me hope that there might also be squid beatz
>>572491473If they didn't include SR outfits something would be seriously wrong with them.
>>572491429why is she dutch
>>572491287I've spent more hours on worse things
>>572491429I need to know what they meant by 100 weapons
>>572491550>as the flyfish watchesftfy
Do you want?
>>572492036SEX
>>572491932100+ base weapons including variations (a la brand collabs from vanilla) of which you can get dupes that have different power levels or passive abilities, a la Kid Icarus Uprising
>>572492036
>>572492160I get that but how do weapon variations work without kits?
nintendo ensuring tuesdays continue yo be the worst day of the week.
>>572491932each weapon type has a couple variants that are optimized for different things, like damage or ink efficiencyfor example>Water-Wing Splattershot Jr.: optimized for ink efficiency>Flamingo Splattershot Jr.: optimized for range and ink coverage>
>>572492283probably stat differences like range/damage/efficiency
raiders music is shit and they should just put all those cool new salmonids they gatekept from us into regular salmon run desu
if I respond to a call for help and they're using a brush I'm leaving instantly
>>572492582>he doesn't like ω-3absolutely abysmal taste
omega-3? more like sigma-3
>>572492695Presumably it would be a new band
>>572492890almost certainly but the music does seem "salmon-y"
https://x.com/NintendoActu/status/2071968295650279523?s=20that frye screamshe has such a big heart for someone she knew for like 20 sec beforehand.
>>572492283>>572492510i would assume if not minor tweaks to how the base weapon functions, then the exact passives each variation gets would be the difference
>>572482473idk man, nintendo's asking for it, id never even played the games at this point and this closeup eightbutt stood out in the direct
This thread is so fast no one will see I'm eating pizza rn.
>>572492036Making babies with her all day and night.
>>572493785it better be without pineapple
>that heart in her eye
>>572493785nice bwo i'm eating salmon
So is it like mingey hunter?
>>572493983its some kinda level based splatoon monster hunter borderlands looter shooter
>>572493983it's more like borderlands.
Hi anyone wanna SR?
>>572493983it's like hades but with porn
so basically from what i've seen>big man's special is a panic button>shiver's special is a quick aoe clear>frye's special is sustained aoe with a large burst at the end, more suited for bosses
Shiver pits
>>572494642Smells like imitation crab
>>572494605post your name and we might join
>>572494905othfags get everything they could ever need and still cry for more
>>572494747I'm woomy
I miss w-3
she looks like she's disgusted with me and is about to stomp me to death
>>572495435Kinky
>>572495331IT'S OMEGA 3OMEGA THREEEEEIT'S A FISH JOKE
>you can't preorder with funds already added to your nintendo accountfucking what?
>>572495520I not going to look up the greek version of w just to satisfy your autism.
>>572495982nevermind there's a setting for it, it's stupid
>>572487676chu
Squid Jump is back but let's not forget tableturf died for it.
>>572497738Nooooooooo
>>572497738It's ogay, we are gettig dabledurf back for Spl4t
How does co op work?
>>572498175salmon run plus dark souls summons minus public matchmakingit's stupid as fuck
>>572497738> let's not forget tableturf died for itOkay
>>572497947Table turf is ok but it needed some more variety to be really fun. Give cards some special effects and personality. Just raw patterns is hard to make memorable.
>>572497738tableturf died when they didn't include matchmaking
>>572498175Step 1: Build a coopStep 2: Put chicken in coopStep 3: Wait for chicken to do a egg in the coopStep 4: Take egg out of coopStep 5: Make wummy a omlet for brekfasd :DDD
>>572498175you can create a room for you and your friends to joinor make a pool like in splatoon 3for public matchmaking you can "call for help" on a stage to get randos to join youif the raid is successful you can't call for help again for a little bityou can also answer a call for help and help randos out on their own raids
>no please, PLEASE, you aren't allowed to like shiver fucking PLEASE STOP you have to like frye more please just look at these images of frye that make you feel sick and stop PLEASE STOP feeling sick looking at her STOP LIKING SHIVER PLEASE she has no tits and no ass PLEASE STOPthis fag is getting really annoying
>>572500047schizoI like both of them
>>572500047whomst art thou citing?
>>572500047I like fry for her forhead and shiver for her smile. Stop inventing schizos.
>>572500047dude what the fuck are you talking about
>>572500047
>>572500047this image >>572499690 makes me like shiver more though
team future RUNS this thread
>>572500397past won
>>572500047what the fuck are you talking about, all our fryefags love deep cut as a wholesometimes a bit too much
>still 23 days of waiting left>no demoI'm not gonna make it.
https://youtu.be/HvXS5aC9nrE?is=UPfdNaBmaKg4Unzuhttps://youtu.be/eAWQZX-w7nA?is=JWArOyeTboFdH5VSI feel this game might be most enjoyed in co-op
Bring back Frye abuseThrow hammers at FryePop Frye's head with a needleUse Frye as fish bait Bash Frye over the head with a Nintendo Switch 2 console as punishment for the RAM shortagePut Frye on a treadmill to generate electricity
Splatoon doesn't have a text version of their currency symbol.
sex with tia
>>572501997That anglerfish is a woman btw
https://x.com/SplatwtConfess/status/2071986759840260593?s=20ok which one of you posted this
>>572502141He doesn’t post here anymore.
>>572501912>an entire game with w-3 style musicsoundtrack of the year incoming
>>572501952doesn't really workshiver is able to be bullied because she thinks highly of herself and also breaks easierfrye is just in high spirits all the time so it's like trying to bully super mario.
>>572502141who you ask? *hits vape* just another st/ink/er......*looks at the giant /ink/ plaza pic*lost to time.....*dies*
what’s the point of raiders if the woomies aren’t gonna be as cute?
>>572502807What's not cute about freckles and a lack of occupational safety
>>572502141which splatoon character is that
>>572502807never gonna forgive nogummy for making me choose veemo this time
I rate Splatoon Raiders 0/10 because I don't see any Takozons squatting and spreading their legs for me
>>572502807the woomies are cuter than ever though
>>572503173Nogami banned them from the franchise after Alterna was a flop. You will never see your 7ft tribal octo mommies and here's why that's a good thing, chuddy.
>>572501912
>>572503621Frye's and Big man's special seems a lot cooler than Shiver's.
>>572503729eh, big man seems very lackluster, like a kraken type of deal.
>>572503621WIFE!
>>572501912>first video is just a side-order style simple level where you fill a meter within a time limit by shooting lesser salmonidsI hope these levels aren't common
Short open?
>>572504582im down
>Shiver sliding aroundNo wonder this game is $50.
>>572504582ill play
>>572504689ink is slippery
>>572504664Up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmTMfYYzwpkgameplay of the "open area" level type.
Is it so wrong to like Big Man?
2/4>>572504743Opening after this game.
>>572484865>add mouse controls for pve spinoff>leave them out of Splatoon 4 when it eventually releases and piss off the tryhards that switched over and learned themWow great plan bro they should hire you
>>572504689making game very difficultplease understand
>>572504903If you are not gay and/or autistic then yesLuckily for you most yebweyys are one or the other
>>572505043there is a zero percent chance splatoon 4 doesn't have mouse control as an option even if they have to rebalance the whole game around it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81MIqFjIIv0alterna styled stage type.
>>572503729I think shiver's is easily the best for clearing the more annoying types of bosses
>>572505112Which is why they aren't implemented into the singleplayer focused spin-off title designed to shift the series onto Switch 2 in ways patching the current multiplayer game couldn't?
>>572504743Opening
>>572505418raiders is a switch 1 title that got pushed back to sell switch 2s
>>572505356shiver for clearing out bosses and smaller ones in a quick mannerfrye for clearing out the big salted bosses and also providing an area of coveragebig man for i don't know
>>572505515retard
>>572505542if big man gives you invincibility for its duration that's good enough for setting it apart>>572505634uh oh melty
>1 kill per special
>>572506273>mini with 17 specials
>>572505150What is the book?
>>572505515>Graphics, shaders, lighting, physics, dynamic ink and salmon counts that would brick a SwOne/vp/ is that-a-way
>>572506654Nothing shown would be hard to run on a sw1tch.
still thinking about the guy who thinks there's a boogeyman spreading frye propaganda to get people to hate shiver
>>572506845retard
>>572504903noless humanoid designs on the forefront please
>>572506950Cry about it
I wonder where that arcade machine even comes from
>>572508084It's just a loading screen
little bit of autism but i love how whenever shiver is worried, she has this quiet flat expression, whereas when frye is worried she makes sure you know she's worried, yelling very loudlyit's such a neat scene because it shows their personalities so clearly and it's also very consistent with them. the devs clearly love these characters and i'm glad they finally get to use them properly.https://x.com/MyllieBruh/status/2071979404452901128?s=20
>>572508259Deep Cut got shafted in their own game but it's okay because they oneupped OTHtrannies by getting their own game instead
GGs open
GGs openers
ggs
>>572508259>flat expressionjust like her chest
>>572509212Rude!
What will a seasoned Flyfish do?
>>572509580Get out of the cockpit to shove the missiles up your ass directly
Salted woomy
>>572509580It just won't be shootable directly. The new ones can be shot down.
>>572503621>That wave and wink at the endcute, CUTE!
>>572509580just our regular flyfish, seeing how baisic flyfucks can just be shot now
Are Sparkies even Salmons? They look like suicide robots.
>>572509931I meant to say seasoned oops.
stop calling cuttlefish woomies they're not squids
>>572510068Fish are just robots so it makes sense
>>572510152No, woomy is salty
>>572499602>>572498453Damn so they clearly have it as an after thought. That's fucking lame. It would be nice to have some sort of endgame raid thats just endlessly runnable co-op
>>572509931She looks fresh
>>572510389It's a single player focused game bitch about it on YouTube Cry0
>>572510389yes, it's a singleplayer focused game that can also be played in multiplayer as a bonus
>>572510389They very clearly stated from the start it was a single-player focused game. This is just something they put together because they thought it'd be fun.
well its called rai DURRS I was expecting actualy PvE style raids somewhere in there. Fuckin squiggers
>>572510643Why are you being such a big gay? Does this look like your macho man muscle club?
>>572510389Its almost like this is a single player focused game where MP is just an add on for some co op fun.
Is Raiders playable single player? I thought it was a salmon run clone
>>572510947It is a single player salmon run clone with side order stuff peppered on top. The co-op is just there for funsies, I don't think it gives you any unique rewards.
Alright, /ink/. It's me again. The Lucky Drawfag. I will honor ONE (1) request on top of my next piece. Here's a question for you to answer on top of your request. Would you smear Shiver's makeup?
>>572511134you get bonus rewards for helping randos on raids
>>572511267Please to be drawing your bloody benchod bastard
>>572511267>Would you smear Shiver's makeup?BY making her cry yeah
>>572511267Frye riding an eel and winking at you like this>>572503621i'd make frye do it to shiver, in a friendly manner of course
>>572511267I would not, that would be mean.Draw Callie in a Raiders style getup.
>>572511267Do not smear make up.
>>572510947it's a single player focused alterna side order salmon run smorgasbord with looter shooter on top
my yebby wears makeup
>>572511541No it's not
at least it isn't open world survival crafting
What will be the general's pool keyword for Raiders?
>>572511267/r/ing Shiver getting her cheeks smushed by tongs.>smearnever
>>572511894Same as this one, duh
>>572512037That's laaaaaaaaaaame
Speed tank gadgets are by far the worst of the bunch. I smell a Shiver L this splatfest.
>>572511764He’s right, it is
>>572511894inkgenraid?
>>572512443Why change it and complicate matters? Unless you're one of those people still gunning for "cunny" to be used as a pool name I see no point.
>>572510508>>572510543>>572510561>>572510861it's almost like they added multiplayer rooms and multiplayer keyword groups and multiplayer dark souls summons as a completely new online feature and then didn't add matchmaking because the game with all these online multiplayer features that they showed off in the direct Isn't Multiplayer which is fucking stupid and you are fucking stupid toonot even that anon btw
>>572512917Whoever suggested cunny in 2022 deserves to be decapitated.
>>572511267woomy with a big gun(yebby or weyyo suboptimal but acceptable)i'll powerwash shiver's face
>>572512958retard
>>572486126>>572488250they specifically stated they wanted to make a single player spinoff game
>>572510389>every part of the game aside from the tutorial is multiplayer and scales properly, normalizing teammate damage output and increasing the enemies and their difficulty>afterthoughtyou are stupid, cease posting
>>572510861>>572510561>>572510543So the focus is on multiplayer with some single player options for solo players? idgi
keep in mind, the "single player focused" slogan comes from NoA because they want people to check out this game since a big complaint in the west was that there's not more single player in splatoon.
>>572513678No it's clearly an afterthought. If it was the main focus, it wouldn't be shoved to side menus or have all these weird limitations. You're acting like you can just jump into raids/runs like its MH or Salmon Run when that's just not true at all. It's an option that they put effort into but it's not the style of play they're focusing on. You sound weirdly upset.
>>572512958Most people will finish this alone and the co-op doesn't really add much to the experience other than playing with friends. It's very much something that isn't worth it unless you play with people you know, so you wouldn't gain anything from matchmaking with the Raiders equivalent of pink slopsuit veemos.
Well hopefully there are levels and bosses hard enough to warrant people to use the dark souls summon system because I always enjoy some jolly co op
>>572513834>it’s an afterthought>it’s an option they put effort intoyou’re right, it upsets me to see the mentally handicapped impotently flail around like this
>>572503621cute cute cute
>>572514175yeah they arent mutually exclusive. calm down
>>572514294They are, that’s the entire connotative point of “afterthought”, autist
>>572514665
>>572514087If there's no randomization to any of the levels I can't see /ink/ playing this together long term but itll be fun the first couple of weeks at least.
>>572514797We still have fishing post every day this is fishing with the idols. Raiders will have rooms open for years.
>>572515315the same was said about splatoon 3 and there hasnt been a room in weeks.
>>572514968Mechani-chan handjob in those gloves...
>>572515649there are daily rooms
>>572515886LOL point them out then
1king SR before I go to sleep pls?
>>572516041i shall fisg.
>>572516128Opening.
>>572516041Gimme a sec I'll hop on
>>5725162412 people joined so I started, I'll reopen after.
>>572473310Didn't callie literally do a benefit concert for splatsville?
>>572518695CorrectRunning an ancap shithole is actually expensive, who'd have guessed
>>572515315I feel like you're underestimating how the way salmon run shifts function makes them replayable compared to having free choice
How does the difficulty setting affect mp?
ggs 1kings, goodnight
ggs fsh
It's all fun and games until one of them gets their period
I'm just glad weapons don't have durability.
>>572520083>implying they won't get synced
>>572520083do woomveems menstruate?
I haven't watched the direct. Are we back or is Splatoon dead?
>>572520151ggs runners
>>572520415We never left, for better or worseThink Side Order but DK BananzaLooks unironically fun but will probably just be dropped for regular SR once it's 100%'d
>>572520415we are so fucking back.
>>572520415it's what splat3 should have been at launch
>>572520564woomy so black she blends into the background
>>572520923THAT'S RAAAAACIIIIIIST
>trans ri-A-downdownAArightA
>>572522274Nobody talks about trans wrongs doe
>>572522274I wish they gave an actual trans character so pretentious westoid trannies would shut up and stop inserting their headcanons everywhere. Certain fish species change biological sex, just put a clownfish in a dress and call it a wrap
>>572522462True allies support trans rights and trans wrongs. Let your sisters be irredeemable douchebags.
>yebbweyys immediately shit the thread up even with raiders news
>>572522869I think Al-Qaeda and ISIS need more trans representation tbdesu
>>572523257Meanwhile its your own kind obsessing over trannies in the midst of a brand new splatoon hype cycle. >>572522869>>572522274Your response?
>>572520083>>572520321That is when Big Man runs into the deepest salmon dungeon he can find for an entire week. A horde of fish intent on killing you is still safer than that
>>572523257Is the yebweyy boogeyman in the thread with us right now
https://youtu.be/ClSnMCTkBpw
>>572523534Yes, his name is J*ey
>>572523257>>572523534Me going back in time to start /woomy/ - Splatoon General instead of /ink/ - Splatoon General
>>572523734I miss Excel
>>572523853I miss Fryefan. I wish she drew porn of my yeb.
>>572523534Yes, the reportfag is Joey.
>out hiking in the middle of nowhere for a few days >at best 3G tier speeds on the phone if the wind blows the right way>downloading the 144p version of direct took over two hours>can't see fucking shit in iti feel pretty excited /ink/
>>572524521Bruh can you guys stop the namedropping thread celeb circlejerk shit its mad cringe
>>572524768Hiking with WoomySpats ripe with yeast by the end of it...
For anyone worried about not being able to play with the messy hair, worry no more, because you can.
>>572526013source?
>>572519204fishfucker stocks will be through the roof for this game.
>>572525056you have no idea I drank well over a gallon on the way today and didn't need to pee haha
>>572524521Is FF even still a FF..
>>572524521post yeb and scenario
>>572528042Hot desu
>>572527991They even got a fatter, uglier bastard.
>>572522462Tranny phantom is a really funny one.
Witness me.
anyone wanna play some open?
>>572528042that's how you get kidney stones
>>572536738I may have the symptoms of heatstroke but I will open.
>>572536978just started a game, will open after
>>572536738ok
>>572504783Goldie at 0:54
>>572504783that booyah gave me life
>>572537065opened
>it's a "retarded jap player thinks clam blitz is team deathmatch" game again
>>572537710Knock.
>>572538045opening after this game
>>572503621They're trying to make up for how bad her reception was in s3, huh?
frye and marina's sizes using their ingame modelswe finally know who's bigger.
Why was Shiver so beautiful in this trailer? She made my heart skip a beat.
>>572538601she has literally always acted like that.
>>572539450I knew someone was gonna reply with something good, I'm saving this
it's a splatchet, not a splax
>>572539827makes sense, a hatchet is a smaller axe
>>572539827I'm not typing that out every time. It's the splax. I'll even say ax.
>>572539770
>>572538998Frye is bigger but lacks the sex appealMarina is more than her chest, she has hips and butt and an erotic fashion senseFrye is just a top-heavy failure who probably smells like jeet streetfood and doritos
>>572540130More MORE. POST SO I DONT HAVE TO BE HUNGRY ANYMORE
>>572540817
>>572504783Idol booyah backShiver's laugh every time I use her specialThis is going to be a good game
taunt into get bodied true combo
>>572541109You are true sage
>>572520415it's dead but the nerves are still firing
can you play better
>>572542990i wish, im too old
>>572542990hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no
>>572542990too busy ogling at woomies
>>572542990Don't ask questions you know the answer to.
How do you niggas reach s+2 so fast
GGs open.
GGs Open! Great note to end on. My brain may be fried but I had enough juice to lock in against that dynamo team
Is Raiders' music done by w-3? A lot of tracks sound like something they would make.
>>572544341We're one month into the season bro, you can climb a rank per single rotation with series. Hell, one time I hit S+6 in 20 days through open because I wanted to 5-star a weapon. You just need to play a lot and consistently.
yay>>572544341it's not that hard, just takes time, if you want to be sure to climb play open and don't keep being stupid and wasting all your points in series because you don't actually belong in s+
>>572545519Good biskit woomy.
real talk, is this thread going to make it to 4?
>the mechanic is a pilot>they no longer say "kid"Guys, are we finally playing as an adult Ceph?
>>572546375yes?
>>572546564SO already did it. A8 is at least 19 when the DLC released.
>>572546705hag
stop playing during dinnertime i cant join
I exclusively only play yebs, but I am trapped on islands with Shiver and Frye...oh god, what are those two whores going to do to my pure untainted little man?
New render of the amiibo outfit rewards.This strongly implies that the Splatoon series amiibo that aren't Raiders Deep Cut all unlock the Grizzco Gloopsuit and nothing else.
>>572548615Yeah and the 4 colors in the expansion pass correlated to 4 waves of dlc.
>>572548615ugliest weyyo ever
>>572548058whats for dindin
>>572548471His dick no longer belongs to him.
>>572548471>what are those two whores going to doEach other.
>>572548615Veemo is really rocking that 80's look
wheres the fun tho
>>572549356everywhere, anon.
>>572549448
"Help!"
>>572550557>when the freelancer with the roller focuses on grillers instead
I wonder if the Raiders amiibo will do anything in 3? I'm expecting they won't though, or that they'll act like base deep cut amiibo
>>572553613unless they announce an update for splatoon 3 within the next 23 days they'll function like vanilla deep cut amiibo
>>572553705I can play a few before I sleep. Can't sleep .
>>572556748opening
>>572522274Based>>572522618Appeasement has never made that kind of person less annoying, it just encourages them to push harder
>>572522618Anon, where did you get the notion that they'd stop at 1?
ggs huehue
I'm gonna call it for the night. GGs open. Good luck on the rest of the rotation.
GGs V i actually have to take a 5-10m break but since it's close to rotation Imma just call it
GGs
