>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png >Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightlord resistances chart https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg >The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>572335634
>>572458515>another loli threadYou’re the best
I love her but she doesn't feel that strong when I play her? Any advice anons?
It's OUThttps://www.patreon.com/thefifthmatt/posts/elden-ring-dlc-162455617
>>572459241Mash R1 always no matter whatUse your ult bar for UNGA modeWhen teammates ult, wait around 3 seconds for the missile followup to stagger the boss a second time
>>572458515>another pakipedo threadYou're the worst.
1/3
ah, the classic 'play revenant and never see a seal' episodestill, ggs buggos
>>572459461>>572459241When I'm playing Duchess and our 3rd, lets say Wylder ults, I rather you followup ult straight away so I can restage both.
inject this shit right into my veins doc
>>572458515Disgusting op pic
>>572461802>>572458515Wonderful op pic
>>572461802Everyone is saying this >>572461923Samefag
i want to play with mushtina
Stop baiting please
we know, mush
>early morning mushjeet self namedropso lame and unc and paki and raped
tinpo
I am cocooned
victory, but at what cost?
>>572463705>literally lame and raped by a MothKEK
I'm a sapphic
>>572463968Didn't askDont care
>>572464332sex
>>572464332when did it become ok to openly be a furry? we used to bully these fags into slitting their wrists.
I'm a Sephardic
>>572458515Absolutely based op pic
pussy
>>572464332>>572464507Yiff in hell furtroon
>dodging birdsYou serious right now?
Two in a row is diabolical
>>572463968which erg girl are you gonna be sapphic with?
its a net bug i think nobody closed their game (i think)
I promise I’m not dodging t. mediocre ironeye
I only dodge Adel, he's way too hard
>>572465167Did you guys got matchmaking error but everyone is in game? That happens if someone commits sudoku by drowning during 3/3. One of you is looking at player list quickly and doing it to grief someoneOr their pc is fast enough that they can alt-f4 and relaunch.
ggs fulghor... that was a game of all time for me... atleast fulghor didn't put much resistance
>>572465131Elf
>>572465381>>572465131No women here stupid retard it's all men quit thread shitting
Wield glitch>>572465751I remember mofu and someone else spazzing out post game because I took the starlight shards from one tower as duchess.
>>572464910you wish terrjeet
>>572465330Of course the schizo would assume someone is targeting him out of malicious intent
>>572465751mofu...
>>572466196nice editing sludge
>>572466196what
a QT is queuing 1/3
>>572464909You guys are really bad at bullying and gatekeeping
>>572468203QT?
>>572468313queue terrorist
gg straghess
skip terr
>>572468313Queer terr
terrloser
terr means victory
>>572465845there are at least 3 confirmed vaginas in 2026 erg and I am willing to bet you can't actually name a single one
>>572469525goonette, husbandposter and mellow
>>572469525Two real vaginas. Yours was constructed by a Jewish surgeon.
>>572469854none of those are active to any significant degree
>>572470302They've been active in 2026, that was the only requirement
>>572470391Thats a pointless metric then
>>572469525Nor can you>>572469854One dumb foid who posted once every three months and hasn't posted for olver half a year and two trannies, nice one idiot>>572470391...And other lies to yourself
>>572471036All 3 have vaginas retard
>>572471281On planet retard maybe
>>572471754This explains why you're screaming about trannies all the time, you probably think a lot of the women that you see in real life are actually trannies because they're ugly or have deeper voices
gg sowwy
@_@ I'll never try and jump off the bird early in an attempt to save less than 3 seconds again
>>572472306
brownpo is in 80% of my games
>>572472441we know, trisht
you're in my 20%
Does ranged attack damage increase bow skills too? I assume yes but I just want to make sure
>>572472121>self narrated threadjeet copeLike pottery
>>572472121you lost cocksucker stop coming back to get raped
>>572472768Yes
>>572473239>>572473260>samefagging this hard cope from the raped
balanced breakfast seeker is queuing
>>572475337elden ring (& nightreign) video games?!
>>572474663i'll queue once i see some gg posts
>>572475416Pipe down brown
>>572473671>using words you don't know the meaning ofClassic thread shitter tactic
gg 3bugs that was faster than D0 2bugs
GG Bugs>>572475767Every one had strong passives. It was a good run.
>>572475724the meaning of which you don't know*
>>572475848wyldsaar your six sevens?
>>572475848there's an option to turn off that bottom right icon
>>572475848>>572475919oh you're right, here you go
>that was so fast>duchess and iron eye in picJust don’t even post a gg next time. Honestly consider just not playing on the password if you’re going to duo crutch
>>572476580>duo crutchName the duo
>>572476580not just any duchess, a magic build with crystal shart kek
>>572476580>non-player threadshitter meltykino
ewww the dptg threadshitters are out in full force today
>>572476580Don't be mad at erg's strongest couple
trashpo is seething by an image i see
>>572477729thats not cc, based on the skin likely tinpo
>>572477846I said what I said. Practice x tinpo is the most powerful couple.
>>572477846It's me
>>572467165slutge*
>>572475848>>572476379cc and practice so powerful as a couple
729that would be 'zuk and maddy doe
>>572478537>>572478837>>572479192I like revenant
'zuk and maddy split doefully
Devil x Zdrada clear no diff
>>572479428Me too anon.
gg cold dog
>>572479719don't namedrop yourself dalit k***ht
>>572479719A devil lady and her Devil Knight. One of erg's finest couples.
>>572475901>can't think of a counter argument so as a last ditch effort xhe tries correcting me on my already fine grammarIt's over, you lost. Stop replying now lest you wish to continue being humiliated and raped
>>572480187Don't end your sentences with a preposition, esltinx
>>572480024cc do you like duchess, like would you marry her
>>572481749cc looks and is built like duchess
>1/3>3/3>1/3
Finally got the 10m murk underneath the 8m mark. There are so many bad relics to sell. Only to find a handful of mediocre relics I'll probably never use, because I need god relics to replace what I already have.
Cowards
>>572483512what?
why even dodge das shit cuh
>no serpent hunter rykardNot hard, exciting or fun and you of course can't see anything.
>>572483687slutge a qt
>>572483687I think your grahpics card might be fucked mate
>>572483512did you get a game after taht
>All those panic rollsclassic saar merchant
I like sludge merchant
>rykcard rancor, giant exploding skull rancorcall and him hitting you with a 40 ft snake sword>just time your rolls :)Bad opinion
>>572483687he's going cyberpsycho!
>>572484739Do you like it when people call you a girl?
what's the lamest legendary?world devourer hammer?
Even though you were panic rolling when nothing was happening. Lame sissy player.
>>572485037Eclipse shotel
>>572483884How can you tell
>>572485384Try posting that without a boner next time
>>572485037World Devourer rapes PoIs and can heal your to trigger your Full HP Neg and Attack buffs. >>572485540Correct.
Even doe rolling away is the doe best way doe to let the skulls doe catch up and detonate safely doe
>>572471754don’t adopt the language of your rapist
i will be the next doebal
We get it saar merhcant you are mad but you are supposed to time your rolls and not roll spam lol
>>572478856>>572479675They’re dead. You’ll be with them and the other threadshitters soon.
Wylder footjob ironeye footjob guardian footjob raider footjob scholar footjob
>>572485037>>572485540eclipse shotel at least rapes every single non-elite enemy, i think that stuff triggers on things Sudden Death doesn't normally trigger onthe correct answer is renalla's staff, the legendary effect (carian retaliation) has literally never come into use a single time in any match since release i can guarantee you that
>>572485037Eclipse Shotel by far, I've even seen people running curved sword builds pass on it. Even if you was using Scholar I doubt the deathblight will do anything against ED Libra and the random instant kill gimmick just kills anything that was going to be killed seconds later if it does trigger.
>>572461923>>572458943>>572464952Said everyone ever
>Even if you was using Scholar
>>572486535You’re brown too you’re all brown
>>572486306
>>572486448>mass replyjeet is a fat pedoclassic
>>572486295>>572486127>>572486379>>572484860>>572486045>>572486448Shut it stupid maggot stop posting
>>572486748Shut the fuck up threadshitter you don’t even play elden ring
>>572486681holy fucking shit
I will be the next terrgawd
>I will be the next b tier shitterSaid no one ever.
>>572485575sludge...
gg white birds that sure was fast
gg cold dogs, fast stuffyou guys are crazy believing in my ability to not job to basic thorn priests with no negation
>>572487442well i wasn't expecting practice to come along too
epicly chungus'd guys
>>572487442cute floor kisser cc
>>572480382>continuing to dig a hole deeper for yourselfNot surprised
>>572486681Just what is the duration of that carian retaliation? The window looks much larger than I thought it was.
i should've turned around and got the other half too
>>572487838quiet raped threadshitter
>>572487882maybe it's a latency thing
>>572487889if you'd done one more cast at the pink we could've cancelled the nuke...
>>572488048my gut told me you won that
>>572487442I expected that to happen so i waited for shifty to die and respawn first, then i died afterward.
>>572487921Point that finger back at yourself faggot retard
GG Coldligo. I love my hammer.
>>572488383can it troon
>we will have a multi post discussion about a game that featured 3k+ games autists fighting an easy boss with the best 3 characters
>>572488020The thing is has anybody tested it? For all we know it could have the same duration as damage negates while casting.
>>572488517>one of the four gg horsemen of the streakbreaking>easy boss
>>572486685You don’t know what a mass reply is threadjeet >>572486748You seem upset and see >>572486873
>>572488112i noticed the subtitles on your image were wrong, here i fixed it
>>572487043>>572486045>>572478660>>572469292shut it threadshitter
>>572488942Drive baby drive! You show those nazi pigs!
>>572489162wtf is wrong with u
Anons, I think I am full.
>>572488942the more you know
>>572402375You mean uttered, ESLjeet.
>>572488453See >>572486748
'err 'zuk 'addy 'pa
nt fulghor
bg
>>572490930Doesn't have 2k hours at this point? Why is he still jobbing so hard?
>>572490335the four ergies of the ergiecalypse
Queue for videogame
>>572479725hmmm, those balls are looking quite full...
Haven't seen some names who used to play daily in a while, it's really over
gg red birds can't believe you didn't join me for a worm kill finishfirst time trying out my hvy thrusting sword build, not bad but i forgot to put the mark poison line on so i'll have to redo it
Stress-free game.
>no 6th sensenightmare lobby
>>572492174hours played =/= skill
what an annoying relic, i hate Ishizaki
>>572494328post the build>>572494498trvke just look at trish
>wanted to throw vs worm with zdps HTSNo
they called her "trish tinx"
Finally, now i'm getting the true modslop experience™
>>572495119nice cape
>>572495119>Finally, nowyou look like you belong at a pride festival or furry con, i'd say you already crossed that line long ago
>>572494576I'll be reworking it to fit in the mark poison, perhaps the arcane respec too since the bloody helice scales with arc
>>572495119This looks like a chinese gacha game
>>572495119fugly fortnite hypegroid slop
Saksham izzat status?
>>572495294schooled that esltroonie and sent it back to lumbridge
Mushgawd status?
1/3................
>>572496242i'm eating
>>572496068>>572495884both raped and conquered by FulGAWD doebeit
done reading yuri, now i will play your game
>>572496839what yuri did you read
>>572489404No...why would you do this
>>572495884Carries every lobby>>572496068Slept with every erg girl
>>572495884Owned by horse cock, never to recover from it
>>572497632There is nothing wrong with being owned by horse cock
i thought that was heolstor, i'm not familiar with fish's boss set
>Two mystery augers in a rowWhat the
>>572496839cc...
>>572496839cringe
>>572497104In jeet fantasy land maybe
thought it was horse
>>572498016that's not cc this is >>572496515
>>572498141*aryan reality
>>572498476>continued jeet delusion from our resident threadsaar
>>572495119queen merchant can you wear your appropiate cute armor now
>>572488453 (Me)Meant for >>572485832
>>572499403quiet raped threadshitter
>continued post-rape meltdownI accept your concession, schizojeet.
GG Coldogs
>>572500379dont gg cold dog
It took me an hour to remember the name of the reddit chungus sun guy from dark souls without looking it up
>>572501190I'll pay you 500 runes to fuck off
>>572501426500? pffft, you poor or something?
>>572464909When it turned out the furry fandom is a white hobby/fetish and everyone else is brown.
what a run
>>572499403point still stands
>>572501618please no classism sis
>>572501851dangerous truke that will surely touch the nerves of animal-hating brown troons
>>572501851>>572502994being white is does not exempt you from also being a gay degenerate weirdo
>>572502057no poors in my safe space thank you very much
>>572498709queen merchant is built for BMC (Big Mush Cock)
>>572503249not every furry is a gay degenerate weirdobut every puppy kicker is brown
>>572503496queen merchant queencakeqq (queen queen)queen (trish)queennie yoe queenqueenduck queenow queenica queenettequeenison
>>572503496That goes for every erg girl though
>>572504575you forgot someone
queerr
>>572503496why does this paki loser keep namedropping xherself?
>>572504542not every goatfucker is middle eastern but every dogfucker is a furry
>>572504829kek
>>572503496>>572504649>every mushjeet post atp is just a self namedropso unc and lame and gross and raped and paki...
>Mountainslop>Dog invasionGod, why
>>572505102white woman*
>>572505102some are irish or welsh
nice thread ergies
>>572505162is mushpaki the most raped lolcow in the thread?
Mushallah
>>572505793i'll queue in a few minutes
>>572505257>dog invasion before second circle>team immediately tunnel visions on it>dogs always stay in the second circle anyway>one of the dogs is literally an indicator for the night boss location>could've finished nearby bosses/invaders/etc. that are going to be swallowed by the circle but instead teammates want to beeline directly for the dogs instead of routing with circle location in mind
>>572504946Keeps winning hearts of every girl across multiple generals
>>572506092they're noobs and realize they're taking global damage and start panicking, I admit I've done this too when the DLC first dropped
Bit of a stretch but what's the best linux distro for Elden Ring + shitvidia? Surely some of you in here are linuxchads.
>>572506092please don't post this
>>572506323kys troon chasing loser
>>572505293You’re thinking of sheep dummy. Abdul has the goats on lock. >>572504829Accurate.
>>572506331Are you saying we have noobs on the pw? That's not very progressive of you...
>>572506842While we do indeed have several noobs I also thought you were talking about a game with randos
>>572506381Fedora
>>572507128No, unfortunately it happened on our very soil... They're taking over...
>>572507342You've been here the whole time thoughbeit
>>572507342Our S/A tiers have been coasting for far too long, its about time they get a proper challenge
>>572507240For nvidia? Not arch?
>>572507342i like to rush the dogs once the circle's shown up and i'm about A tier
Keep posting wylders fat ass, the chudlets are crying
>>572507721No, fedora is king
>>572507342>talking about too many noobs on the pass>while doing with mush so you're 2/3rds responsible every gamewhy you hitting yourself?
>>572507342elf-tan...
>>572508268So Bazzite and not CachyOS?
>>572508345You bodied the c tiers with this post, well done.
>>572508575no freaks sent flying? drop me down a tier
>>572508345Yeah mush is a noob. I'm basically playing d6 in all my matches
>linuxcucks ITTKEK
You're both painfully mid tbqh
>>572508471Yes, arch will break and is made of frozen piss. When the days heat up you’ll just be covered in it
Mush is A tier at least
>>572508770>mush is a noob>implying that you're not you're both mid af
Mush - MID CELF - HiGh C/ Very LOW B
>more mush x elf talkcan we not
>>572509051be less obvious m*shjeeta>>572509183Truth. >>572509226easily the worst posters now that trash left
>>572509085to be fair to elf (who dies to torch hollows), mush is the most fragile wylder I've seen on the passguy really needs some bulk so he doesn't die twice every fight
>>572509183>>572509226agreed on both points
>>572509484just fragile sissy things
>>572509226Cutest /erg/ pairing
>>572509484Would you rather a wylder that dies often but is always fighting or a wylder that never dies but hangs back only spamming bleed hooks like k***ht
TEAM MARAISGod bless
>>572510189A happy middle ground.
>>572510368gg overpowered run!
Tarnished edition will release at the end of august with the new classes and weapons (and unironic horse armor) for about 5 bucks.Are you buying it?
>>572510601No. Why would you? There are other games to play
Holy fvcking kvno
>>572507663I can't handle the zenochungus
>>572508931I'm considering switching over or at least dualbooting when ESU for w10 actually ends because there is no way I'm using w11 on my home computer. What's actually cucked is letting Microsoft steal all your data and telemetry at all times slowing down your PC randomly so they can improve their dogshit inferior AI no one uses.
>>572510189One tries to play the game the other one doesn't.
>>572510717such as?
What do I get when I find all the paintings?
>>572510806Quit posting this garbage retarded raped fag
>>572510806thought that was malenia
>>572511791you have to find the location depicted in the painting, then you will see a ghost that leaves behind a unique item most of them aren't very good...
don't know if i should queue or just vibe
HuhAt no point does any lore in-game mention who Godwyn's parents areHe's never referred to as either Godfrey's OR Marika's child
I've taken to always having a halberd as a dedicated mounted weapon. Anything shorter or without a sweeping moveset feels awful.
>>572512680Wow he must be a silver tear!!
>>572512240The fuck? I have a shit ton of these and never knew.
>>572513038Well no it does say he's of the Golden Lineage, but not from who or when
>>572511647Wdym? Just play some other games
>>572512870I gave up on horse combat day 1. its garbage
>>572511119You will address him as Lord Zeno, know your place queue filler
I need to change my build I think this thing is too strong. This boss didn't seem very strong regardless>>572510601Probably
>>572499526>>572502045Don't reply twice maggot threadjeet
>>572513772maybe he will be so gracious as to pass me one of his Knights Twinblades next time we meet
>>572513541well yes, but nothing scratches the elden ring itch, nightreign burned me out and it's pretty much abandoned. new classes would at least give me an excuse to replay the game.
Im replaying ER and I ultimately feel making it open world was a mistake if Mike was going to refuse to change anything else about how he designs Souls games. To experience the game "properly", you need to metagame it. You need to know the level scaling of each area so you know what order theyre supposed to be done in, you need to know where stats softcap, you need to know where all the smithing stones are, you need to know where the NPCs teleport to, memorize where all the illusory walls are, etc. Playing the game organically fucks absolutely everything up - you complete no quests, you can totally bork the level progression by going to Caelid first, you can spend hours without upgrading a weapon because you havent sussed out the right number of stones, you can spend the entire game without critical items because you didnt whack every single texture in the game to find all the illusory walls, it's just a fucking disaster. The game should just tell people to read the wiki before even playing it.
>>572514154Stop playing elden ring
>>572510601how much of a goycattle do you have to be to buy the same game twice?
>>572513610I disagree, but only because there's no competitors.I like duelling the Night's Cavalry honestly.
>>572514250how retarded you have to be to not read that it's gonna be a 5 dollar update
Creasyᶦᵐᵖᵉʳᵛᶦᵒᵘˢ
>>572514213i haven't played either ER or nightslop for months, that's why i kinda want to come back to ER
gg 3 bug that day 1 circle was kinda naffI hate getting smelter when im running a fire build, I ended up just hanging back doing nothing but attempting to heal you guys
>>572514475Extremist x Creasy
>>572513935I dont think he runs dormant twinblades anymore sadly, still has double ninvaders though
>>572514475ggI fell to invaders in the beginning, and had a couple of sixth sense mishaps. but overall not bad. I wish I got a stone for by second sword. The damage was already good, because I found 45% worth of two weapon attack ups. But it could have been better.
>>572514610>Out of flasks on Smelter due to crab shenanigans>Poison buildup below max HPThank you smelter demon, very cool
>>572514871the crabbed...
almost queued on a chewsday, close one
>>572514610gg. Yeah smelty was struggle with how shit my drops were for day 1.
>>572513849Gawd merchant
I will be the next ergbal
>>572510601If I was going to bother to replay ER it would be with convergence or something, there's zero reason to replay the regular game after your first playthrough, maybe two if you're really feeling it
I will be the next smeebal
>like divine beast warriors a lot>look up mods>find https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9mr_v4w7do where you can literally turn into one>sweet>download link removed>weird>do more research>find that it's now $5 on a chinese patreon>https://www.patreon.com/a1535838391wow
>>572513879>schizojeet hallucinationsclassic
>>572517314support devs, chud
>>572507342>>572508770Cute.>>572510601That’s not nearly enough content to justify a new playthrough so not really. >new classesI just have missed this though. When did they say this?
>>572517301There's a long way to S-tier though
Who we watching tonight?
>Status on weapons results from taking some of the AR from the weapon>It's about 18%, so you do 82% of the damage you would have done without the status>Frostbite is a 20% damage buff to your 82% damage weapon, or 98% damage>You functionally gain no damage from frostbite except if you have it on your relics or are enabling teammates to deal damage, the frostbite pop is the only bonus damage you are getting with the weaponThe math is stupid, bleed is just better.
>>572517823not manta that's for sure
>>572517867Yeah but cold starfies are fun
>>572517823france vs sweden
>>572518009>Retard can't read the part where I explicitly state that Frostbite is a 20% damage buffYou're the nigger
>do dutchess remembrance>her onii-chan is dying>nooooo>we must not defeat the nightlord>actually you can choose to do that if you want>remembrance concludes with you giving the blessing to the menial to look after wylder>if you decide to beat heolostor there's no unqiue endingWell that was disappointing, Dutchess looks sexo with her hair up though, reminds me of slag.
>>572517823Zorbgawd obviously
>>572518124>>572518009Ayo chill with the n word anon
>>572518154the duchess remembrance skin is her worst skin including that skin
>>572514203Skill issue. I powered through caelid at low level after getting teleported twice, beat the game fine. If you're too stupid to realize "hey these enemies have too much hp and damage, ima fast travel back to limgrave" that's on you.
>>572518404Skill issue. Radahn is easy if you have 800 hours in the game
>>572518308Her best looking outfit is the leather armor set honestly all her vanilla skins look ugly.
i just walked right into the moth grab while i was invisible lmao
gg 3bug I manged to do 8k damage in a single cast of giantsflame lmao>>572518763I got very concerned when that happened
>>572518154Good post for a change
>>572518763>>572518848That made me laugh too lol. Big damage.
>>5725188488k per cast and people still complain about beastslop
>>572519182beastslop is usable from lvl 1 and never misses, that's why it's the strongest build in the game
Why is my bird drunk?
>>572519182>8k>Actually 4k x 2 because of overlapping hitboxes on bugs>On a fire weak boss>Meanwhile beastslop can just do 4k to anything it can touch and doesn't need to taget weaknesses, has a bigger AoE and costs less FPNo, beastslop is cancer. Giantsflame is cancer too, but of the eye variety.
>>572519182Fire rapes like 2 bosses and fucks your fp. Don't act like they're comparable.
>>572519182simpo...
>>572519559i'm a giantsflame hater
>>572519892why
>>572518176please dont
>>572520219it's miserable to play on a shitty rng run (if you fully spec into fire atk)
>>572520792i play it all the time it's fine
simpo why hasnt trash shown up is xhe really that weak to bullying
>in the queue for 1 hour>still no gameI am TheBlocked™.
>>572520987>queuing near steam maint timenyo
>>572520792I've never not found at least black flame, as long as your build is built around fire attack and not school you'll be fine
>>572520919Mwah mwah mwah you're such a sissy
>>572520947Pray to God that he's either gonna fuck off for good or off himself.
>>572521225creepy
>>572521225unfair reaction to discussion about elden ring nightreign
>>572521225Mushjeet is so lame.
>>572520792I enjoy my godchungus buildEven if I miss blorb I still have fire atk+12, a frenzy flame buff on my invaders, and I think a giants flame line too idrGodslayer flames are just cooler and having the DoT continue for an entire fight is fun and satisfying Also blorb doesn't destroy your fp. Feels better day 1 and 2 for me
>Trish goes away>Zorban seething goes away tooSo it really was just Trish the whole time lmao
>>572520919i love cc>>572520947hope he’s already killed himself
>>572521527blorb also doesn't do damage day 1 and 2 because you miss half your throws since your balls are so tiny
>>572520919i don't always get a smooth run on the passie so i'd rather play something more consistent>>572521104>>572521527maybe i'll try those, the last time i used giantsflame i had a very long smelter demon session with 2 zdps and only had catch flame for dancer (we lost)
>>572521702i remember someone saying smelter would be miserable for gflame and then the next day i had a game with 2 gflamers vs smelter and it went fine
>>572520219>>572520919>>572519892I hate it too because when other people use it I can't see shit half the time.
>>572521701I don't miss
>>572521527L take-rep+chungus
>>572521852Post the vod please I need to see this
>Fighting divine beast warrior in nightreign>He charges my teammate>"ooh! Attack oppotunity">Begging to attack>Somehow the backside of his charge hits me behind him>Fighting cursed curved blade>He's overwhelming me with his blades in a complex combo>"Holy crap, good thing I saved my ult for just an occassion!">Ult the shit out of him>His combo is still ongoing, completely uninterrupted, cutting me to ribbons>Get picked up by team>"Fuck, uhh... what do I do now?">Try grapple>This completely halts his attack spam.>Divine Beast Warrior jumps into the air and tosses lighting at my teammate>"Heh, he's going to be wide open when he lands. The fool">Start charging my R2>His mere landing produces lighting that stuns me out of my attackBrilliant Fromsoft. Simply Brilliant
>>572522075Nice
>>572522075Doesnt zamorGAWD have some attacks that not even a wylder can flinch him out of? It's just the game innit
>>572522170Shut up eric I'm going to find you
>>572522280I found you, FAKER
>>572522280>you find me>I swoosh right in there and sayNice
Spoopy
trish jeeta
>>572521527Giants flame mogs
please send me your strongest upchunguses
>>572522231Zamor makes NO sense to me.>He performs a spin attack>Dodge the first spin>The second one catches before I can dodge a second time.(just pure speed)>Told to try jumping R2s to prevent him from attacking>It works for the most part>Suddenly he performs his "get off me" attack in an instant, while I'm still bent from my last jump attack.
Ah yes the very normal scholar corpse in the basement with 12 perfumes on it
>>5725219702x speed, nothing interesting just your normal smelter fight
Harvest Moon: Back to Nature>>572523475
>>572523475>>572523532gg boys! Bless the basement Scholar killing himself with 12 perfumes and a wending.
is trish playing undertale
>>572523726How should I know
>>572523726why do you even care? the less we talk about that retarded troon the better
>>572523992you are supposed to be all-knowing
whoever said chinese people are putting on english names so you don't alt f4 on them and block them was right
>>572523525are you running affinity/incant up or full fire atk
>>572524146i'm running whatever i can, although this version has 10% less damage than the 1st version in favour of hoarfy
>>572521892based rusty
>>572524076They're evolving!
I love playing with my erg friends
q...?
>>572525286i can't play because i'm waiting for the steam demons to pass
>>572524146fire
>>572525398steam demons?
>>572521892>>572525102>When he's getting close to finishing, so you tell him >"Just watch out for my hair">He reassures you>"I won't miss">He continues >"All EML modules connected. Energy turbines at full capacity. Output at 80, 90...All emergency valves closed. Disabling limiter. 100, 110, 115, Rail Cannon at maximum output...All or nothing!" >He didn't miss
>>572525512chewsday steam maint was over an hour ago.
>>572525512gaben is going to disappear your sissy streak if he finds you online today
>>572526178lame tumblrtroon coded post
>>572527334truee
You don't need any relics or rng if you just learn boss movesets
>>572528237We don't want to spend 1000 hours in the nightlord training mod go away
>>572528237Nobody likes you, viteazu.
>>572528237unfortunately spell school builds as well as any builds revolving around respecs or dorm weapons are pretty gated by RNG, but honestly anyone can roll affinity+6 or magic/phys/fire12. and then you have quest and boss and shop relics that work fine. Relics aren't an excuse as long as you aren't trying to be quirk chungus.
thanks for the carry erg girls
gg hotdogs, fun visual cancer build with early wraiths on walking and then rancorcall
I couldn't get any good footage since my weapon is skillslop so heres me panic rolling. 9/10 boss with latria level atmosphere climbing the tower
gg! thanks for taking all the aggro >:)
>>572529379I wanted to swap my full negate sword for the full negate bow because night tide damage is pretty cancer but it still worked out
This shit is fire fr fr
deja vu innit
>>572529346What the fuck is this clownsuit you're wearing
>>572529346Slutge when are you going to use proper cute armor that fits you better
>>572529683The cape is cool though>>572529581Pretty sure its just sister friede and something else
>>572529893It looks ugly as hell I'm sorry you have 0 fashion sense
>>572529946Let her go through her ugly fashion phase, she's doing it later in life than you did
>>572529501o oh, sorry
>>572529683that's haute dsjeet couture you're looking at
>>572528237Its not fun though, you're just doubling down all the time because you don't want to feel like you missed out a significant part of the game that gives you variety because you probably dusted every relic including possible god rolls. You actually have double the sunk cost fallacy because you also don't want to feel like you wasted all those hours into training mode for no reason. Its actually really sad to see pathetic ghouls acting like this, I'll pray for you man.
>>572530529Looks like I struck a nerve and hit the nail on the head
vite can you show the optimal way to dodge red balancer's hammer ultimate?
>>572530649Nah more like the other way around, I actually see my past self in you for this other game I won't specify. Back when I was young and proud of being mechanically better and always felt like I needed to have something to prove I'm superior to others. Really sad, don't be like that.
>>572529893>>572529860
>>572530895>boomer coping with his unc reflexesI see
>>572530873You can jump punish the final hit. the rest i roll based off vibes. by far the easiest version of the birds.
>>572529860Stop calling her slutge
>>572530873I play around it and expect her to do it after every move. It's best to sit on her left side to more easily dodge everything else she can throw at you. If you want to know how to roll it look up a video guide. I think it's better to run away from it because at least then you have a chance to avoid any other balancer that might be aggro'd onto (You).
>>572517341Go for >>572498141
>>572526178>>572521892your sidecuck project lost and was forgotten, btw >>572527334average acuck for you
aww man no SSB balancers rematchgg, I missed the 6x ult
gg! thank goodness I didn't take skillslop again casting is so much more fun
GG balancersSorry I couldn't take off my LLTBT, I really did not want to poke at the balancers with dual daggers
>>572522280Who the fuck is that>>572523726I thought he was still playing reign
God BlessVery relax
>>572533272refer to >>572489131
>>572530347explains why it looks dogshit>>572533536and that’s a good thing
gg babby feesh, the rare time I go for skill damage and it isn't even ED, the game just knows
>start new Tarnished>get 60% of all the rare drops you could possibly get first time with only 30 arc>my discoverymaxxed 99 Tarnished with hundreds of hours of gameplay can't even get 30% without grinding for hoursdis sum bullshit
>>572534094>>572534335gg! I was surprised too. I always hold onto a thunderbolt just in case it's normal baby boy and so I was happy to see one of you drop a red greatsword with it. I was planning on using my starter, but I got a cute Wyld man husbando sword to use instead.
I listened to all criticisms and decided to wear a burkaDestined death stuff being godslayer is cool.
>>572534573inshallah slutge
>>572534573Inshallah
>>572534573thanks for the updates sludge, would you recommend the mod overall?also nice burka
>>572534573Burka's are kinda hot if you're wearing bondage gear under
>>572534573slutge...
>>572534702Yeah it feels fresh and exciting to explore and each cult feels well represented. Honestly i'd say its the true elden ring experience so far
>>572534573Is the gameplay bad on purpose? Wolf was rocking your brown ass >>572534773True...
>>572532918The timing on it is quite lenient. You shouldn't go for more than 2 quick hits with a small weapon or 1 quick hit with a large weapon. >>572534573Why did it vomit on you?
>>572525286>>572525398It’s been a minute since I’ve seen these posted. Thanks.
>>572534106See >>572486873
>>572534573What mods are you using here?
>>572535207It drank the lava
>>572535287you're welcome
>>572535496Why would a wolf drink lava? That's fucking retarded.
>>572535478https://www.nexusmods.com/eldenring/mods/3419
>>572535594red wolf drink the red sauce, simple
>>572535594What else is it meant to drink? It’s stuck at the bottom of the lava hero grave
>>572535594ytwolf can't handle them spices...
>>572534573good laugh but you shouldn't be that bad at fighting a red dog with 2000 hours in NR
Stop nitpicking and bullying our girls!
>>572535462go for >>572485832
>>572536221Go through with >>572499526
>ugly overtuned tranny mod is the true ER experienceAnother dogshit c tier take as per
>>572536649alright this is getting too gay just present your concession and we’ll leave it at that alright? cool
Where's Asunaslut?
>>572537015I took all her marks so she had to find somewhere else to farm essence
>>572537146marks?
>>572537681Targets
sludge actually became the last erg girl standing
>>572537146Can you drain my balls instead?
>Walking over to me to revive me instead of just hitting me with stormrulerGoofballs, GG
gg beeg feesh, redemption for my skillslop undertaker
>>572538593I'm not Rusty, I'd probably miss
>>572538593bwehhh...
>>572538778I'm Rusty
>>572538873That's crazy are you single
>>572538873He's Him
>>572538593>>572538802o oh.......gg
>>572536972>crying out in defeat after you got rapedJust as expected
>>572538997hi bweh
>>572539053henloo
>>572538916>>572538953Sure is an honour to be praised by Erg's hell on double balancers but i'll pass..
>>572533536see >>572538873
>>572539348
>THATTRAITORVITEAZU, THOSE DOLTS AT THE 'CORD...>AND WORST OF ALL--YOU, THE PEST OF /ERG/ WHO STIRRED THE ERPERS...>YOU SICKEN ME! ALL OF YOU!>I'LL CRUSH YOU UNDERFOOT! *I* AM /EROGE/!!!
>>572539738erg femcels in shambles
Didn't laugh + forced
Did laugh + unforced
>>572539764dsg?
Cope + samefag
>>572539738ooft buddy zoned
rabbi + sewers
>>572539042>brown can’t help but have rape on his mind 24/7whatever helps you sleep at night in mumbai champ
>>572539764Absolutely lame, raped, weird gross and gay. Be very ashamed of yourself. And don’t reply to yourself after this or you’re double all of these things.
>>572539764Absolutely kino, awesome, great clean and straight. Be very proud of yourself. Do reply to yourself or you're not double all of these things.
>>572539738Don’t post wives here
>>572539764good post which upset the right people nicely done
>>572542030What are you gonna do about it?
>>572542030Who even is that anime girl?
>>572537914That’s a man actually
>>572541049Don't describe your country's culture we didn't ask
>>572540947>self narrated threadjeet projectionLike pottery
gg horse-slop
>>572537914cupcake, trish, elf, bwehhh, joll are all still here
>>572542910>>572543080>double no you cooldown postspathetic
>>572542910Except I described you retard learn to read next time
>>572543680You're both retarded, you more so than the other anon. You're the worst threadshitter.
>>572543839>third person damage controlYou tried this already before it didn’t work out
>>572544129Stop threadshitting. The last normal post you made was in 2024.
>>572544208Point that finger back at yourself schizojeet
am i retarded? i think NR is better than ER...
>>572544612they're both pretty fun! just in different ways i think
>>572544803yeh, i think so too. but for some reason after 20 mins i just get bored of ER but in NR i just wanna complete the run
>>572544612>>572544803>>572544929kikes
>>572529346Are you ever allowed to attack the enemy or are you just supposed to watch it attack constantly until a cosmic ray hits your computer
>>572537015I don’t think they were actually here in months, just someone biting on their gimmick
>>572544612how dare you horse riding simulator is game of the century
>>572545131I miss her
gg straghess lord of slop
gg greg chungusI was confused on day 2, I don't think skipping the red loretta on the way to township was the play but it looked like you guys were sprinting straight to the tree so idk
>>572547074In hindsight it was probably better to go for her but my brain said just take the town and fuck off, had too many runs where we take ten years to kill a red boss and the whole run goes sideways because we don't make it to Noklateo fast enough
>>572547281its ok i had bloodflamechungus with scholars chungus sword. infinite dps
>>572547074>>572547281I wasn't routing so it was nice to just go with the flow for a change, we probably could have gotten loretta without issue
>>572496794>>572528237>>572508345>>572505162ergies can't handle these trvketacular posts>>572534573looks like a temu knockoff of er
>>572548351we know it’s dead man we know
>>572548351i have queued
Bros I suck at this game
>>572550369we know mush
uh oh proxyjeet melty
the bonks just make me stronger
>>572550369it's okay! i suck too>>572551810aee
>>572552872gg!
zuk ...
nine-box you coming back?
>>572553807His people need him
>>572553807powerful, how does he do it?
Ghost In The Machine
nine box the plan was to wait until you got back but shit was weird and maris just went from 3/4 health to 0, sorry
GG connection errors fish>>572553807I'd uh, ask the same, but you didn't make it.
I swear the first 5 seconds of BBH and death bird are always the hardest for some reason. they just throw out their mid range attacks right as you're approaching
>>572554601interesting, he wasn't there for me, not sure what happened then.>>572554648so I disappeared on your end? weird
>>572554601Wait what the fuck? Isaac was not there at all on my screen. What a silly desync.
woaw easy goatfingerprint shield still needed like 4 shield crashes to madness him I think
>>572554779Raped.
>>572554930wahooo, gg
>>572554778>>572554779from my vantage point isaac was fine, & 9 was pic related
>>572554930>>572555131well your beautiful'd goat
>>572555365boobs
>>572555165that was nine for me the whole game too, until the boss fight disconnect where he disappeared
>>572555476whole game for you like that? for me it started during the lake evergaol
>>572555587if it wasn't him spinning, it was him just floating away through shit, like the church at the beginning even
>>572554601>augur>extremist>isaac>nbstreak terrorist lobby
gg mystery cold birds>using tanky mage because mystery>ninvader doesn't spawn>doing literally half damage carian slicerspain desu
>>572556548gg mystery girlies! gg me accidentally ulting before the second nuke, gg only having charged negation to save me and a holy on charge attack dagger since that curved sword takes too long to finish the charged attack
>>572556264still
it appears that one DC in my current streak did count as a lossunlucky desu
>>572557119chewsday?
>>572557119What happened?
Y'all'd've seen that nigger who's playing from depth 1 to 5 with one hand?
>don't get useful passives ever the game
>>572557190link me
>>572557190if it's dudley or lantic they're not good at the game i watched them
>>572557119raped by ishizaki, unfortunate
>>572557343https://youtu.be/GxcAdnhQmQU>>572557419He made it to depth 5 one handed I'd say he's bretty gud.
>1/3 for 20 min
>war cry 2HR2+R2 on non-colossal great weapons is a true combo after a sleep proc>this chews through 2000+ hp barsI have literally never seen anyone do this before, and it solves my biggest problem with War Cry builds, people not walking into my R2s.
>>572557779hope it's you in this game i just found then
>>572557909
>>572557909>People actually use the charge attack modifier ashesI thought these only existed as a prank
gg hot birds double worm+group kill, pretty nice although we got a little over-zealous with that first one kek
GG SSB. Damn feels sad to only do 800 damage per cr2.
>>572557987where is the sleep chud
gg red birds, blessed shattering crystal in the shop
>>572557119i feel sad for cc
Never had this happen before, glad I wasn't trapped there forever
>>572557119skill issue
>>572558521She doesn't have both earrings, it's a major plot point
I don't like spamming R1. I want to hold R2 again
gg cold dogsi wanted to trade for the full hp atk 14% because that extra 2% would turn my slicer into a 3HKO
