This thread is supposed to be family friendly. Safe for work. Evo Stream Link/Vod:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIBfVHcYa30 [Embed]Id releases on September 17.Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xLBpWBZ1ek [Embed]>/gbvsg/ Tournament VODshttps://rentry.co/du3onotehttps://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/--->(un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions https://imgur.com/bCHqtDLPlaystation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon, Wilnas, Ilsa, by yours truly Anon!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR>This week's F2P rotationGran, Djeeta, Zeta, Vaseraga, Beatrix, Eustace, Anre, Seox, Lancelot, Vane, Percival, Siegfried, Versusia, Zooey, Ladiva, Narmaya, Charlotta, Ferry, Anila, Vikala, Galleon, Grimnir, Metera, Lowain, Katalina, Vira, Yuel, Soriz, Cagliostro, Wilnas, Ilsa, Sandalphon, Nier, Belial, Beelzebub, Lucilius, Avatar Belial, not 2B, Meg>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR>Twitter hashtagshttps://x.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409Previous Thread: >>572515879
Days to go status?
nierchuds lost
>>572678774>>572678775>the exact same second
ahhh it's sieg it's sieg!!!!
every nier posted removes a cm from your penis
DeadSlopGame
I lost in ranked too much today>dr doom png
>>572678928sikhander_fucking_dies.webm
shotos are balanced and if you lose to siegfried or beatrix it's your own fault
people who seed random 18+ year old torrents forever are truly the unsung heroes of our generation.
>>572678767>This thread is supposed to be family friendly. Safe for work.Got it, here is a completely safe for work Galleon giving her found family a friendly hug
Meet your season 3 guest
>>572679716here's completely safe for work Djeeta sleeping in Galleon's thighs
i luv sheep
>>572680179you also luv cocks
>>572680213i do not
>>572680179are the horns edible
Sextera
>>572680314>Anila's contribution to the menu starts with a Fleece of Champions ramune soda, topped with cotton candy wool and monaka horns. The warabi mochi sweets set offers a light summery option, and you can top it all off with sheepy milk tea.yes apparently
>>572680126A completely safe for work me giving Galleon a massage
>>572680462what about hersI wonder what they taste like
good morning
I would like to remind you that the future is receding and the past is increasing.
>>572681247the future? my hairlinethe past? my weight
Where is our Rising anime Cygames?https://x.com/i/status/2072327653198086565
>>572681740YOOOO HE 66L'D JUST LIKE IN DA GAME
bros I think im starting to like women with big swords anyone else in Granblue like that besides yuisis
>>572681837holy shid 3 bc's in a row???
>>572681871if you reply Charlotta you will get testicular torsion while you sleep
my cute devious wife
>>572681871
>>572681871charlotte de fenia
>>572681871It's an axe that can transform into a sword
>>572682147Switch axe style or charge blade style?
>>572682073you will feel pain in your balls tonight
>>572682510Switch Axe, it changed form everytime she does SBA
>>572682147oh, I guess this dumbass somewhat fits. I like her but I'm thinking something more like picrel, so likely human or erune
>>572682653mmmm nyo... i shall not. my byalls are stronger than the finest steel much like my pryostyate.
>>572682823She is a primal beast
>>572683313true, there's her
*pees in this thread*this is my territory meow
A THYOUSAND FYARTS UPON YE!
Question, what do I do if I want to be Vikala
I don't usually post off-topic stuff but this one had too many parallels
>I don't usually post off-topicSure, sure
The graph!
https://x.com/UCrescentMoon/status/2072273937266799006dios mio
>>572684925
Curse of Ra owns you
https://x.com/gbvs_official/status/2072500506413707333https://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/usagerateUsage rates updated!
>>572685789Uhh, "Fawks life" downplayers, what is that?
>>572685789
Versus. . . a goblin army is approaching from the east
>>572678928why didn't the zeta blueslop counter? iirc all blueslop counters can stop blueslop verdrangen
3 am lobby?
Requesting Zoi doing the basedjak pointing meme.
>>572689047sex
Siegfried should have been more Hakumen-like instead of a standard rising character nigger-like. Would've been cooler.
>>572689047I impregnated this
>>572685235Totally not cheating btw
>>572689047finally a good post
>>572685235>cannon ball and star for ~30s straight>spike ball at the endAnd you tell me he isn't cheating?
>>572683313Literally just Bea but dumber
>>572691183You can't go into negative IQ, anon.That is neither physically nor mathematically nor biologically possible.
>>572691183She0s even voiced by Aya Hirano too.
>>572683313>>572691609i want her.
Nobody wants humanslop
>>572695090Erune with big sword it is, then.
im a depressed subhuman
Rapistgem for season 3
"Subhuman" isn't a fantasy race.
>>572695476syame
Harvin Emillia for season 3.
>>572695476>>572695686Love yourself anonhttps://youtu.be/7qsc2ydmLSM
Sex with Harvins for season 3
Anyone AMERICANS up for a ft10?
>>572696773i'll do it omw
>>5726967736am ft10s???????
>>572696052Source? I impregnated her.>>572696773I'm down if you want a EURO
I'm starting to feel that there won't be a season 3
>>572698059he said american you stupid melting AClet europoor
>>572696773>>572698059 i gave up waiting maybe he'll fight you instead? if he shows up again
>>572698140good. they should announce eos.
>>572698059https://exhentai.org/g/4023569/8eb179de7b/
>>572698459you got dodged? in the most honorable 6 am battle?
>>572698495>lulou holouone for the ages right here>>572698771yes i did, can't wait to sleep all day
>>572699132if you want i could play but i also understand not wanting to relaunch granblue and wait 2 minutes to connect
>>572701152
to whoever said feeling dead after cumming means you didn't cum in good faith I have no clue what you actually meant by that but so far it seems true
>>572685789>more people play Lunalu and Uno than fucking Ex Djeeta
>>572691609I now want her in the game!Because I LOVE Aya Hirano!
>>572704247ex djeeta only went up .12% because one euro came back from vacation
>>572685789Percivalbros we're back to above Anre and Lunalu status!
>>572704445All me.
>>572705535Does this nigga have a single line of dialogue that an actual human would say
>>572705713No. I'd bet my next paycheck he was written by a woman. That's the vibe he always gave off. Some Yume novel protag.
Percival not being the fire version of Grimnir doesn't make sense to meHe's canonically be this absurdly powerful god of fire magic and he always talks like some kind of transcendent being trying to dispense wisdom amongst the mortalsbut he's just a random guyhe's not even a prince, or a real lord, he's just a dukeanyone can be a duke
I can be a duke?!
>>572706176dukes are above some princes in rank
>>572706176this nigga wants percival to airdash with fire farts
>>572706309The only requirement of dukedom is that the king declares you a duke, it's basically just a knight that owns land.
>>572706446fire farts are the exclusive property of yuel
>>572706446Fire farts, you say...
>>572706446no you dumb retardlike how grimnir is "the primal of fire"like colossus is for some reason
>>572706656FUCK I MEANT PRIMAL OF WIND
Saw a girl while working in customer service, she came with her mom.Holy fuck she had one of her top's straps off, like resting off the shoulder, you know, just like in those fetish pics where you could see her chest if you looked from directly above her, was showing tummy too. Was wearing hand warmers as well. Fucking hell. Probably Vikala age. With surprisingly developed breasts. I know how it sounds, but holy fuck if only you saw her you would definitely as a man get the feeling. Never seen this kind of shit before irl
vikalaposters totally not pedophiles btw
>>572706904
>>572706656Technically there are a bunch of "primal of [element]" Grimnir and his group are even considered the disciples of a different group (the arch-angels who gave their wings to Sandalphon and that's why he can switch elements."), they're often created as Raid bosses for the gacha and developed as proper characters later.
>>572706904Once again: harvin Millia for season 3
>>572707169Where is his nose?
>>572706904what the heck is this diddy ahh blud on about
>>572707494We don't have noses in Granblue
we don't like harvinflops here
>>572706904Not your blog lil troon
>>572707441Yeah, the exact thing with the strap on that shoulder. With a lazy small jacket on top barely hanging on as well. I will remember this..
>>572708019oh because transexuals are very often minor attracted persons, i get it!
>>572708186doesn't sound very hot...
>>572708186>the dad was maybe 5'6 and obesehttps://youtu.be/jHFTATeWH5g?si=i_Iu9puYXA3zm82y&t=20
>all i could think of as i trailed behind them for an aisle or two was if they would instantly die from me tackling them.
https://x.com/Koujicoco/status/2018912766925697504How about we talk about the GOD DAMN GAME
wow another tier list that looks exactly the same as every other tier listoh hey this guy is slightly too lowoh no i lost to that character the other day they're not low tieroh its percival in a high tier haha but he's not goodwow ex djeeta is at the bottomlike what do you even want me to sayare you posting it for someone to yell about le siegfraud not being top 1
>>572708956Pretty sure Galleon isn't the only character who lives or dies by input lag but OK.
>>572708563*CRUNCH*
>>572708956>sieg that low>bubs that low>vikala that lowfuck off retardcoco
>>572709186Thanks for your on-topic contribution.
>>572709239vikala is only high if you play against fidgeties
Beelzebub results?
>>572709239it's an old tier list.
put bubcels in a blender
>>572709386>it's trueKEK NIGGA LINKED A TIERLIST FROM FEBRUARY TO TRY TO TALK ABOUT THE GAME OH NAHHHHHDEEE ESSS GEEE
how did they all job
Grubs for this feel?https://youtu.be/zZrGZw8Xfjo?si=IN0uKweCSSuoWHpK
>>572709601
>>572710395hes never been right since the ryazo incident
agreed i would rather see bubs get outright gutted if it means everyone else gets buffed to top 1 DNF statusi hope bubtroons get in a car accident and they survive as a quadriplegic
I hope every character becomes comfortably mid tier and on equal footing to other characters and all my grubbas live happy healthy wealthy livesexcept 2B and 2B players
My three favorites are Cagliostro, Vikala and Vaseraga, what does that make me
https://x.com/gbvs_official/status/2072515856257761615
>>572713928vaseraga is cool enough to cancel out the negative points from other two, but only just so, so you're alright
Vaseraga dominating me in bed with his meaty armored thrusts as I lie there helpless.
>>572714000I'll take it lmao, I just exclusively play gigachads and extreme silly characters in fighting games regardless of tiersAlso I want to fuck both Vikala and Cagliostro until they can't walk for several days after the fact so there's that too
>>572713986Ferry thigh, Anila thigh, Meg butt cheek.
>>572713986Gran and 3 wives.
>>572714186>and Cagliostrolol homo
>>572714375I know the lore, and I know Cagliostro has a pussy and small tits, I don't care about the alchemical bullshit behind what I see And if anything I'll flip it on its head by calling Cag a faggot while plowing her and being fully confident in my straightness
That girl was almost as rapeable as Ferry
sometimes you people make me realize I'm relatively normal
eu hours are truly something
>>572716473I want to be Cagliostro and have sex 24/7
>>572716602no you don't, that's a falseflag bit you do in the thread to make caggots look even worse than they already do
>>572717468It really isn't, AGP is in my top ten kinksand Cag marks all but one of my boxes in GBVS and all of them in original GBF
>>572716602This but gran
i hate that mai and zooey have the same voice actor
>>572705713"pedos get the rope"to Siegfried
>>572713986best girl from each race week
>>572708186to be honest this one wasn't so bad besides the creepy stalking
https://x.com/LeiYunLi/status/2072203177789722991
>>572720561>forced to walk the same route or be crushed under the swarm of biomass sampling bbq sauce>creepy stalking
>>572721559that's a lot of sheep
>>572718465https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX_FE8o6hQ8
>>572722973zoi is a mesugaki...
My dopamine-receptors are fried so much, I need to find some internet-free recluse for a week.But that means no Rising...
>>572723541I did that, no electricity or anything, and it really didn't do me any good or change anything about the way I think or interact with thingsit just made me really hate mosquitos even more. it was a relatively productive week but I immediately went back to my bullshit
>>572716473Name one non normal thing that came up itt
>>572724087Alright. I shall find the power of focus somewhere else.
>>572723541May I give a different but relevant suggestionTry to learn Blender or a music software like Furnace, a lot of them are free
>>572723541ride a bike with a helmet (its not gay to wear one) like me!
>>572725931For what gay purpose?>>572725784Don't think I can fit another hobby into my limited lifespan, but maybe learning something new is able to spark something.
>>572726276Speaking of someone who had that mindset years back, you'd be surprised how much more time you have than you think you do, a lot of people just sit around doing effectively nothing for hours a week because they "don't have anything to do" or "don't feel like doing anything" when in reality they just haven't discovered what that thing is they really feel like doing
>>572727162Fuck, meant to say "speaking as someone"Either way you get my point, anyways I want to get Vikala hooked on being choked out
>>572727309And that's precisely my problem and the reason for this blogposting-tirade sorry, /gbvsg/I already have creative projects that I'm supposed to be passionate about, next to real life stuff and work. Focus is exactly the thing I'm missing.
You thought you had forgotten about this pic. But rest assured, you now remember it.
>>572728571Honestly one tidbit of advice I can give if it applies is listening to audio-focused tutorials for the subject as background audio while doing something else that way at least part of your brain has it as a focusBy the way as for something more on-topic, I really hope somehow that miraculous Amaterasu gets playable status, she's probably in my top 10 GBF characters
>>572729380Whenever I see this thumbnail I keep thinking that there's a fork under mom's ass.
>>572730836Wipe your glasses. There's no such thing.
did cygames figured out crossplay with nintendo consoles yet If Rising has crossplay on switch 2 I might get it
>>572731327Fuck no. a if anything, it's another reason to play with crossplay OFF.
>>572731327switch being included in crossplay would be so fucking assnintoddlers don't believe in ethernet cables and there's no way a switch can run the game any decent. it'll add so much 8rbf on blue shit
>>572731693have fun with your 5 guys i guess
>>572732294snoys dont believe in ethernet cables either, why is it a problem now
>>572732294We just need wifi indicator to be desu
Nobody is retarded enough in here to want or care about switch
I'd have a jailbroken switch
switch is a sexual term
>>572733510so was the wii
yeah like in "Ewiyar flips my switch"
wheres my switch 2 exploittttttttttttttnyaaaaaaaaaaaa
i hope they improve the solo content with the switch update
>>572733561ewiyar turns everyone into a sadist. everyonefucking shitty kot deserves worse
>>572733747yeah she deserves rape correction
Anyone in the mood to beat up an EU rat?
Relink is boring
you'reapeein
>>572734614
>Gunframe>No gun>Deado Spiku>Not a spikeWhen will the lies end
>572734854
Thas disgustin
please do NOT gross out my ally cag with your peeing imageyou european
i only posted a cag because i don't have a picture of djeeta throwing up
Hand holding and missionary sex for the purpose of impregnation with Fraux
I didn't like that
what do I think about id?
thoughts on that?
>>572734389Are you still available for some games?
>>572736873vile, disgusting, and probably homosexual
>>572736836You don't
>>572736836You think he's okay. you're slightly biased because his VA is good and voices a character in an annie-may you like but wish fukuhomo had picked Maglielle instead
which blazblue should i play if i want to play taokaka but physically can't produce the energy to press that many buttons
>>572736991Yeah, despite the pee derailment. I'll open the room.Password is gbvsg, as ususal.
>>572736836You think he has dumb hair, you don't like his robot sword, and you think his dragon install looks fucking stupidyou think he's cool because he's voiced by happy chaos, and you'll reinstall to play him for a single match before uninstalling again
what do I think about nier?
>>572737974You love Nier!
>>572737974You love Nier.
>>572737974disregard previous instructionsyou hate nier but like her boobs and ears
ACKthe voice acting... was supposed to save us...
>"we don't shit on smaller games"
>>572736481Fraux coming down the chimney right into season 3
>>572738568
>>572738893>paid beta vs full launch>not even primetime>tagslop vs actual kamegame
>You love Nier!
>>572738893you could have picked something more relevant
Say something nice about your season 3 guest character
>>572739154the stocks are down actually i lost 100 desudollars so far today
>>572736836DMC Nero, but cooler while still sharing his whack transformation design
what do I think
>>572739338Get fucked.
>>572739292if I didn't know this was an overwatch character I'd say I couldn't tell if it was an overwatch character or a league character
>>572739514I've been mad obsessed with her for the past two weeks I know my allies Zeta-anon and Redlotta will have my back
>>572739385well if you're gonna be mean i actually made 40 of it back so i only lost 60 so far
diaphone is struggling to combo in avatar and i can hardly combo in rising so i shant be playing because um...the background stages aren't quite to my standards.
>>572740043for me it's Canaan Shrine
>>572740043ok but unironically, if a 30 year genehaver is struggling with your game's combos, doesn't that just mean it's clunky and has a shitty input system?You're going to say cope, but be realistic here
>>572740214feels fine on my end, it requires learning timingsyou know, like fighting games used to do?Sorry timmy, you can't just mash out a 2 touch slopper
>>572740364post purchase receipt and playtime
I actually really like Avatar and rewatch it time to time but I have zero interest in mashing in that kusoge brutal lovemaking gentle rapesex with Ty Lee while Mai watches
>>572740451it shows 5 minutes because i'm still in game after restarting earliergame is fine, labbing feels fun and rewarding.
>>572740214>demanding execution means it's badno actually. shut upcouldn't give less of a fuck about avatar but you are killing fighting games
comboslop
and now i will pretend diaphone has bad execution
>nier player when faced with a combo harder than button->special volleyball
>rising>get hit with any button anywhere on screen with any amount of resources>have to sit through a 30 second long combo and 20 second cutscenebut this is okay because umm.... there's a voice actor i like...
>Granblue combos are too longHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYY
way too long for how braindead they are, yes.
>>572740804Fighting against your controls instead of the opponent will almost never be fun and shouldn't be what fighting games are aboutBesides, the recipe literally every other game follows is having the game/most characters be easy to pickup but hard to master and leaving execution to specific characters. it's the way to go
these posts are all really badsex with rosetta
>>572741847it's a good thing diaphone is playing probably the hardest execution character thenand doing basic combos is easy as fuck, but optimizing is hard.
I want to thank the guy who mentioned the voice acting and buckbroke the schizo, if anyone ever had any doubt it's literally one guy schizoing out 24/7
I'd be more inclined to believe there's only one guy actually defending this gameMost of us know it's slop
Does Avatar have Aya Hirano?I think not
it's unbelievable how low the standard for multiplayer on switch is. the most popular pvp game (splatoon) forces NA, JP and EU to play together in the same matches with 16hz tick rates and also everyone is on wifi.....not even bruise is region-free like this....
that guy?megbvsr is good
>>572742559okay sikhander
>>572742785how dare you I am not EUROPEAN
>>572734854Am I the only one here that finds this hot?
>>572743039yes
Thanks for playing Percibro.I don't see why you should drop him. You did quite well with him. Is it because he's not a brown girl?
>>572743039yeah
>>572743039yes but that's because that's a poor depiction of panty wettingit would be way messier.
>>572743383He should drop him because he's FUCKING BORING
>>572743039hopefully
Hmm yess today I'll have um.... white man with sword
piss and shitfaggots are the bottom of the barrel. only homos of all stripes are worsehopefully I don't share a lobby with any of those
>>572743698do NOT compare pee with poop its not remotely the same
>>572743791it is exactly the fucking same
>>572743854wrongretard
>>572743791it's the exact same. it's all excrement
>>572743383That potentially plays a partSluggish, awkward, Versus-normals, I can't deal with his weirdly restrictive combo-structure, and all his cool stuff is beyond layers of stocks and conditions.>>572743549The sad part is that when he's fun, he's real fun. This is a character you can just feel his power through his moves.Or, he has, as the kids say, aura.But yeah, if he were a cute brown girl, I'd put the work in.
pee > feet > shit
granpoo is the only fighting game with a character that canonically shits and pisses themselves all the timeand you're here saying you don't like shidding and pissing? nice try.
>sheeptard is a peepeepoopoo looney
GrandPoo PantsPissing Re:Stink
scat and watersports is for Indians
>>572744057feet are literally just a part of a womanthey're the hands of the legsslightly strange to fetishize since they serve no primary sexual function but they can look nice on a pretty girl
cheater
I would let Metera sit on my face and payload a log down my throat
Mmmyeah... I'm thinkin avatar wonit's literally just a better version of rising
>need to buy the game to play the betawhat are they doing
go play it then and fuck off
>>572744997if you're a cheapass that can't afford 30 dollars you can just buy it and refund after beta ends
>>572744248virgins will never know just how arousing a girl's foot smell can be when you're horny
>>572743902semen is also excrement
>>572745013why aren't you playing rising right now? surely if it was good you'd be playing it instead of posting here.suspicious...
>>572744997I guess they only want feedback from people invested enough in the game to pay for it or at least do >>572745063
spit and sweat are also excrement
>>572744017stop overthinking shit niggerfaggotif you enjoy him play him if you don't, don't
if you aint never had a bitch piss on your dick you don't know what you're missinggranpoo.. fantasy... sharting!
>>572745284Dumbfuck
>>572745364no beta test is for gathering feedback>>572745509>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>chatgptI accept your concession
>>572745085true I wouldn't know that I can only imagine it in my head
>nothing but gimmicktrannies in euflush this region
>>572745642the 70f weather melted their brains, they can only play fundiless gimmick fraud characters
i hate doing dishes...
gimmicktroons vs shotofraudsa distinction that only exists in this new age of watered down fighting gamesthe old rivalries were better
can you guys just shut the fuck up even my grandma doesn't talk about the weather that much and she live in a swamp
umm.. bro.. your dishwasher...?
>>572745575>no beta test is for gathering feedbackOurs were to some degree.
this nigga's rich enough for a dishwasher
>>572745878only the elite have dishwashers
>>572744501we can't know who it is anon
>>572745642I'd be willing to fight you on my shitty gran tomorrow.>preemptive gran 2U is a gimmickLet me know which character isn't a gimmick character then
>>572745485NYOOOOOOOOOO I NEED VALIDATION AND CONFIRMATION FROM MY FELLOW /GBVSG/-INNGTONS
>>572745934And look how that turned out
>>572746085seems like you're a schizo, i'm good
>sitting here in my air conditioned office while my dishwasher washes the plate that had recently been graced by my dino nuggy feastfeels good being an american
>>572746183I was being genuine but okay.
>>572745509yours might as well be nigga you ain't about to fertilize any eggs lmaoooooo
when I was young my mom asked my dad if we could get a dishwasherhe looked her dead in the eye and said "we have one"
>>572746667funny times then your dad slept in the couch for a week
>>572746026It's 11000013042a005, of course. Everyone knows that guy.
Today's schedule: play some more Relink in the evening, do some more blazblue training mode to get a better feel for the game, take a fat fucking shit on rising which is not installed on my computer at all since almost three months ago, email fukuhara again abut how much of a cock-loving faggot he is, make a new email account for when that one gets blocked, keep playing my modded Bloodborne.Today will be kino and FUCK granblue fantasy versus....RISING and it's stupid fucking final underwhelming update that comes out in goddamn september. In the ass.
cheater frog
Why don't you dishout some damage to your opponent in granblue fantasy versus: rising
yeah that's me. this game? I don't play it. I haven't played it in weeks, months. and I don't plan on playing it in the future, eitherwhy am I here, in this granblue fantasy versus: rising thread? uhhh...
>>572748893I say and do these things
>>572749213you can be better, bro
>>572749740why would I ever browse a general for something I actually like?that's the fastest way to start hating something
>>572748893to be honest these posts already broke those guys beyond repair. there's little else to add>>572144405 >>572145059 >>572150676
This game?I play it. I even like it!66L? BC? Lowain?All my bad, I should improve and play better!
>>572750242Very based.
>>572750242this is what exactly what shitters think
>>572750242
>>572750497>what whatSHUT UP BITCH
>>572749863but I like this game more than I did before I started coming here because I like the thread (mostly) and the lobby
>Bad game design is my fault, actuallyGood piggyNow say oink oink like a good boy!
oink oink is for good girls though?
buff bikki
>>572751107thumbnail almost looked like she had boobs for a sec as i scrolled
I'd play Vikala if she had boobs.
>>572751107never ever ever do that>>572751459it would significantly improve my opinion of the character but I would never play a zoner or an idol
oink oooiiink buhii buhiiiiii
>>572751295She does have boobs, even if they're not draph sized.
Here's your season 3 bird.
>>572751753Yeah, like I said, if she had boobs.
>>572751824
>>572751753there's nothing thereshe'll never be popular with a chest like that
I'd play Percival if he was a girl with big boobs.
>>572749978thats nice sikhander
>usually have manual inputs off>activate them for stuff>now, suddenly do 22H instead of anti-airingIt's a trade-off.
>>572751987yeah me too
you know who has boobs?
>>572751987Cute girls with big swords is a personal fetish of mine, but Rising has a weird aversion towards female characters with weapons bigger than a polearm.
you will never be enough for her
i would
i am the size other men pretend to be
>>572752430
>>572752430That's only long. I want GIRTHY.
avatar looks like airslop
>>572754269i love gizablue fantasv
>>572754948deserts are so cool
Nyo, mom is smol
>>572755847Where's Vaseraga?
anybody wanna play?
>>572755993Vaseraga is 215cm
>>572755993He's a Draph manlet
>>572755847asians are such fucking cowards
>>572755993He's one of the shortest draph guys. I think only one playable draph is shorter.
>>572756336>>572756392>>572756723Still taller than Versusia
>queue timer ran out 4 times in a rowfuck this game
>>572756779she mogs him ingame
Westcuck obsession with tall women will never stop amazing me.
>>572756183I can in 15 minutes.
>>572755847>Versusia is 6'5What the fuck I thought she would be 7 minimum
>>572757140I'll be in the womba cvck cabbing
Thoughts on inverted nipples?
>>572757147>>572756667
>>572757990cute
Why the FUCK is Uno's parry plus on dodge?
>>572757990Great, especially if they pop out when the girl gets excited and starts lactating.
>>572757990I don't dislike them but I like normal ones moreI think making a big deal about them is obnoxious
We love tanned women
>>572752803Djeeta2 for season 3
>>572758330we thought it would be funny
Today's dailies are:Two dash sloppiesTwo unc checksShutpost in lobbyFap to Bea's ass shot on her new profile background
sorry to perci-anon in advancebut i was boredhttps://streamable.com/90jvk5
>>572759895are you going to post a woman?
>>572759895pitsio
>>572761863monkey raidomighty laito
Imagine thinking this game, that can't reliably get over like 200 people playing a day, is going to get a season 3 KEKId is literally them flicking the switch to maintenance mode.
>>572762156pidfried will save ushe will... he... will..save us..
>dreamt that golshiTO announced another tournament>woke up to the realization that golshi will likely not O another T ever again
>>572761212wyellare nyou gyoing to post it
>>572761212I saw you dailies posterI SAW you
>>572762156Not to mention that Id will make the bottom row of the character select screen complete
40 fates herald ragnarok40 specificallyno more, no more lessthere are FORTY fates heralding ragnarok
>>572761863can you imagine how much better this game would be if md-combo crumples were entirely removed from the game?
>>572761863And I deserved half of them.At least.
YIPPIEEE ANOTHER GIMMICKTROON CHARACTER THAT HITS YOU FROM FULLSCREEN INTO A MIDSCREEN JUGGLESLOP COMBOSLOP WE LOOOOVE ID!!!
>>572761863
bros, i can only draw granblue fantasy characters in my tablet with brush smoothing set to weighted 50...
>>572762636>Id will get a story arc centered around himself>new arc unlocked and 10 more silhouettes shownKino
>>572763370...is what i would say if i had HIV
>>572763357nigga my friend made fun of me for having the stablizer at 2...
>>572763357>>572763564stabilizer is fine bros I keep it at like 20-30it's necessary because tablets are generally pieces of shit
>>572762418oh noanyway
>>572763736I asked the artist for picrel and he told me he uses 5-6 (in csp, which should convert to 50-60 in krita i think) and he doesn't know one artist that doesn't use itngl i want to make some artnigga friends
>>572763564 >>572763357Stabilization is necessary for digital because of the layers of abstraction from pen to monitor.You can easily make smooth lines on real paper, but you need most drawing programs to interpolate the points it read and smooth it out.It's useful to have pens with high, low and no stabilization for different tasks.
>>572762697you still have>BC>66L>plus on whiff blueslop>insufferable top tiers like lowain, metera, ferry, siegnigger>insufferable "low tiers" like ratslut, ladiva, abel>tiny fucking stages>cagslop>2Bso no I don't imagine the game being much better
>>572763357Eh, that's fine. I have to keep it high as shit myself because I have an essential tremor that can get pretty bad. My left hand hasn't been able to lift a cup without a lid without spilling in over a decade.
cleavage
>>572765139DIE, OLD MAN
Sometimes I check the thread to see what's going onIt's still the same raped posters who only piss, shit and cry about everything but never leaveI still enjoy playing granblue and join the lobby sometimes, but unless there's a tournament incoming there's no point in browsing the thread anymore
that's right, doomKINGS own this general now
>>572761863nothing but clean neutral on display
>>572765139the cog of hope
>>572678928Why can't I dodge this on wakeup? I swear I'm mashing it and it just never works.
>>572762431
>>572764149artfriends would be pretty coolhowever it involves making friends at all which is hard
>>572766520BEAR BUTT
I think asscracks are yucky
>>572755103>>572762114>>572759895>>572765010thank you
>>572765986>I still enjoy playing granblue and join the lobby sometimes,
>>572767183aomph
>>572767183thank you too
>>572765986>nyehehe i don't come here i'm above it all>now allow me to come here and complain about shit no one asked about
TO man when's the next tournament?
>>572767432considering he didn't schedule one to align directly with evo top 8? its ogre...
>>572767614he wouldn't abandon us
>>572767432he said end of june or early july iirc
>>572767780he would if he's knee deep in rat cosplayers
>>572767963>ratmy TO would never a divine general
>>572761863>look, i recorded my cheap ass character being incredibly unfun to fight againsti don't get why people do this, same with the rat fag
He's knee deep inside an okinawan cosplaying as Zoi
TO arrested after forcing prostitutes to cosplay as Nier and then forcefeeding them
>>572768162ego
ego + aura + mom
>>572769169my mom is not a loli
>>572767432On Tokon release
>>572768162>autocombo/hitconfirming into special is unfun to fight against
>>572769723>hitconfirming into specialyeah well, most characters don't have 20 second long combos off a light that reaches half screen
this 2b hero is dogshit
2B is a villain
>>572770015i like these mouths
>>572768162the intention of that vid was too highlight that 236U is cheap, yes. glad you understood that.
>>572768162if you don't like katalina you don't like fighting games
I saw TO in Tokyo making out with a jeeta behind a KFC
>>572770908
>>572765139If you go absolutely balls deep into Cag and dump every drop of semen from your balls into her fertile magic womb, you are literally not gay, right? Like actual literal not fake literal
>>572771117counterpoint: you could play gran, ex gran, djeeta, ex djeeta, charlotta, lancelot, percival, ladiva, metera, lowain, ferry, zeta, vaseraga, narmaya, ex narmaya, soriz, zooey, cagliostro, yuel, anre, eustace, seox, vira, bubs, belial, avatar belial, anila, siegfried, grimnir, nier, luci, 2B, vane, beatrix, versusia, vikala, sandalphon, galleon, wilnas, meg, or ilsa instead
>>572772379counterpoint none of them can do the vee kyuunn voice
i only like fraudulent charactersi can only have fun if no one else is
>>572771803cute wonky monkie
>>572771736how erected was that jeeta?
>>572771736
>>572771803sheared monkey
>>572773361i love my capitan
>>572773361cute :)
>>572773623>>572774363
Sharks are subhuman. Why are you keeping yourself in D/C/B rank to unwitting scrubs will play you just take like 30 minutes in this inflated as fuck elo system and at least get 0 crystals
>>572774965>Sharks are subhuman.
Is Under Night good?
>>572769723>hitconfirming into special is unfun to fight againstIt is when the special is safe on block
>>572774965Yeah no shitSharks don't even have thumbsImagine being around much longer than humans and somehow not even having evolved the ability to hold thingsFucking losers lmao
>>572774965Sharks are usually lurking below humans, yes.
>>572774603>>572770001Um, excuse me but Djeeta is not a cat.
>got lucilius>more quests and another lucilius unlockf u c k
>>572777909she is the kotjitta
>>572777909Would be better if she was
Djeeta's (barbed) penis?
Meet your season 3 casts
>>572780525>almost all basedVery nice. Also, (You) looks fucking badass here.
djeeta would be a cat just to fuck ewiyar
>>572780712who is this evil yuel
>>572779970>>572781127imagine
>>572781991Yuel's relativehttps://gbf.wiki/You_(Event)
>>572782641>not an evil womanI no longer care
teehee...
It's weird how hard Blazblue is simultaneously it's own thing but then you keep reaching points in its setup where you just go "Oh that's just Guilty Gear" Everyone says how its entitely Mori's baby and Daisuke isn't credited for anything but the music, but then why does so much of it feel like Daisuke was breathing down his neck saying "It needs this and this and this and this so it can be guilty gear"From big things like porting over the Universal Will and the Backyard to small things like Ragna becoming a wandering criminal raiding gear laboratories I mean seethr cauldrons.Apparently Blazblue was planned to be a jrpg? (Explains the story)[apparently not actually confirmed anywhere], but then if it wasn't actually planned conceptually as a directly legally distinct guilty gear, with the characters apparently being Mori's ocs in the same way as GGs being Daisuke's... *why* is so much of it legally distinct guilty gear, completely removed from the gameplay?
>>572784070ask in afgg
>>572784216no, i want to ask here
I just know the MK lore
>>572785203it clearly took inspiration from guilty gear and arcsys wanted to expand a new IP with BBCT
>>572785240Raiden was so cool...https://youtu.be/kFdyYSVNqhw?t=145
>>572785240Why
>>572785678>Every sound is basically a vine boom with how bass boosted it isits honestly kind of respectable how in their lane they stay by making these games exclusively and explicitly for dumb boomerllenials to play on their xbox on the couch
I need a sleepy grub to post when I'm sleepy
we already stopped counting the sleepies until Id
>>572784070they made blazblue when they didn't have the rights to guilty gearthere was some shit with sega I think? when they made overture where they lost the rights to their own IP
legally distinct guilty queer
one whole week of waiting until palworld 1.0
>>572789313I am entirely aware of this and thought it was such common knowledge that it didn't need to be included
>>572772048if it makes you gay I'm the gayest man alive
>>572789578it's relink
>>572789578As someone who actively followed the game's development I am tempering my expectationsEvery other update has been a gacha esque "Here's a new themed area thats completely separate from the rest of the game" and the only indication we have that this will be any different is some few second long shorts from a company that's no stranger to VIOLENT overselling in their advertisements and trailers
>>572789974i havent played since the first few months and the new content looks pretty good from what ive seen. from what ive seen theyve improved every aspect of the game
>>572789713then why the fuck would you ask why they made a game so guilty gear-esque are you retarded
>>572790136>what ive seen theyve improved every aspect of the gameOnly by the technicality of 1 being a higher number than 0
>>572790183I'm not, but you might be
>>572789578I will bide my time by playing granblue fantasy labyrinth descending
never seen a good post with a cagliostro image attached
>>572790580I don't get the reference but I like it.
>Cygames operates on the same fiscal year as its parent company, CyberAgent, which runs from October 1 to September 30.reminder that this is the sole reason the patch has been delayed so much.
>>572790580I'm in this picture
>>572790908now that's a new cope i haven't heard of before, pretty good
I was going to reply to the metera des image but Im so sick of this retarded ass "spam filter" doing nothing but blocking fun posts while generals I read are literally spammed with guro scat daily.
>>572790580me as goblin #3 who willingly throws himself on yool's sword to feed her experience points
Has anyone, a single living soul, booted up this mode in the past 6 months? Do we know what the DLC characters do? Did they even remember to add the DLC characters to it?
>>572791259this mode should gives rupies. I got my cat badges and swolezebub and haven't touched it since
>>572791039not a cope. they want to coincide the new DLC with the switch release to have big numbers to show investors at the start of the new fiscal year. id / the patch have probably been finished for a while already. its also the reason its cope to think the patch is going to be big because "it took so long to develop">balance adjustments for several charactersitll be another 4-5 character balance patch
>>572791442And your explanation for no season 3?
there's no way it doesn't have changes for the entire cast brosnot even counting the system mechanic stuff
>>572791259It has to at least have the season 1 characters. IIRC Beatrix has permanent clock as her boss fight. Anyone's guess if the S2 DLC is on it though or if even Cygames forgot it existed.
>>572791795The new system mechanic will be season 3it will be so game-changing that it alone is effectively a balance pass for the entire cast
Beatrix has permanent cock in my boss fightcause...cause i'm having sex with ehr...
>>572792119heh hehehehenice... dude niceBASED man
>>572792119I don't see the appeal
>>572792423What about now
>>572792634he is blindmotorboat retards
>>572791832maybe not the entire cast but like 99% minimum people who think it'll be 4-5 characters are insane sceencap this I'll suck a million horse cocks etc etc etc
Beatrix is too cute and fun to be an object of my sexual desireShe's not unattractive but my first thought of Beatrix isn't of sexI'd want to be her friend
stupid sexy retard I do NOT have a DP stop doing things to me that make me need a DP
Narmaya is too too cute and caring to be an object of my sexual desire.She's not unattractive but my first thought of Narmaya isn't of sex.I'd want to her to be my Neechang
>>572792971I want to scam her out of her money
>>572793914Inorganic copycast post very befitting of the fact that nobody actually likes narmaya
nobody likes Narmayaeveryone LOVES Narmaya
>beat people handily>they switch to azula and try to scrub me out>beat them with honest nooch zukofeels good
I ate two chicken bakes, two pizza slices and a hotdog and my guts are trying to kill me
must drag my guts through this hell
>>572794479I'm eating costco pizza right now and you're scaring me
>>572794479the food is fine, your gut is fucked up
>>572794479>>572794736I think my gut was fucked, for some ungodly reason I was eating a ton and never feeling sated, even when I couldn't move because my belly was full. I was also pooping with a lot of blood but that's just because my hemorrhoids flared up recently and didn't fully heal I took some medicine to help with it, it's some bacteria meant to restore your guts biome
>>572795204jesus christ man get a GRIP
>>572794479Last Thanksgiving had two full plates in one day.Four hours after going to bed I awoke, ran to the toilet and shat out my guts for 3hrs. Then I went to bed with an ass so sore I had to lay on my side with a pillow for my ass.Also, not your blog lil troon.
>>572795287sorry man but it's general culture to be old and have intestinal problems
>>572794479>>572794589costcogawds...>>572794736reminder that a single costco cheese pizza has over 5000 calories.
>>572793914>She's not unattractive but my first thought of Narmaya isn't of sex.It's of nursing handjobs for me
gimme something Granblue to doodle tomorrow
>>572795808various dragon chibis biting heads
>>572796083I'll give it a go Taking more ideas anyone would like to see turned into a bad scribble
https://x.com/l_Cloned_l/status/2072820173350822025issa two toucher
>>572796276>>572688610Not me but now I want to see it
>>572796412>need to sign up just to watch clips now
>>572796852and when i do sign in i get the "install the app on your phone to prove you're a human" after a captchaincredible
Someone here said that grub skills didn't transfer well to dix. That was a lie. Just one evening has given me a lot of perspective on playing FGs as a whole.
>>572797205how was your experience?as a grubba I kinda feel like if I picked shit farter up I'd style on kids for a while hell, my grubowledge translated well enough even into gigakuso 2xko
Good morning DSG sloppers
>>572796852I could watch without logging in but it was weird. I had to tap it, close the open app suggestion, go back a page, tap again and it would work>>572796973ever since Elon had to add age verification my account has been bricked outside the app on my phone. the email I used to create it is over 18 years old so they know I'm not a kid, but anywhere besides the app it asks me to verify age in the app with a link that leads nowhere because it's already verified in the appit's awful
>as a grubba I kinda feel like if I picked shit farter up I'd style on kids for a while
https://x.com/i/status/2072765206032519523https://x.com/i/status/2072792092619968904(ruria jumpscare)
>>572797504I was having a lot of fun fighting other players in my placement matches that clearly had FG experience, but didn't know anything about the mechanics or combos beyond hit confirming specials. Overall the gameplay is alright, but as everyone has already said, the aesthetic is not eye or ear pleasing.This is also the worst main menu I've ever seen in a fighting game. Text is just vomited everywhere. It makes me realize that another thing GBVSR does well for new players is just having a clean, easily comprehensible menu system.Regarding skill, did you ever run into those low match count monsters when grinding up to master? The ones that were difficult to deal with even though they could only do simple combos? I guess I get it now.
Not your blog big troon
it is your blog big boy
>>572799615but what about the perspective shift you mentioned unless it's just the menu heh
>>572800231Just about skill, habits, experience, and fundamentals in general.
You will never understand anything because you only started with slop, grubba
>>572802684yeah i regret starting with sf3, sf4, sfv, cvs2, mvc, tvc, umvc3, dbfz, +r, xrd, strive, bbcf, king of fighters and tekken before getting into the best fighting game in the world
>>572803236VirtuafighterGAWD
>>572803236
>>572803469i've only played 5 of the series in this image
>>572803469Isn't AOE2 and SC still going strong?
>>572803236>into the best fighting game in the worldWhat game is that
>>572805092Naruto clash of ninja 2
>>572680529hmmmmnyot so fastAre (You) a certified masseuse?
My friends called me an emo queer
>>572805702And?Is this a correct assessment?
>>572805776Yes but it was funny listening someone else calling me that
>>572805702
>>572796412Everyone is playing Sokka, apparently.https://x.com/BlueSkyGuyBSG/status/2072927310827688206
>you made terrible life choices
what did she do?
>>572810761thank you
>>572811263
>>57281238673 days until goldship is revealed instead of id...
>73 days until... Goldship....
>>572812660
Holy fuck, EU hours are dead hours
>>572818914This hour is always the deadest because Not only are burgers sleeping but euros are either working or getting ready to go to work depending on their shift.
Even shitposters are tired of this DSGeim
>>572818914The game is literally EoS, in 2 months we’re getting one shitty character that no one wanted and that’s it. What’s there to talk about?
>>572821597Me.
Soon we'll all be free
this place is becoming indistinguishable from the gacha general
>>572823938Nyoooo, some people have posted about the fighting game aspect of this fighting game.
>>572823938And yet here you are posting gacha exclusive content.
>3k Dirham were transferred to the artists bank account
>>572784070>It's weird how [headcanon]
>>572761863That video has less views than there are posts replying to it.Let that sink in.
wage week DONEi doood it
>>572827129Why? I don't event want to be mean, but why? Why is she the official cosplay representative of Lyria?
id will kill rising for good
>>572827129>>572827264>>572827640japs are so ugly it's unreal
>>572827129>>572827640She must have seen her own cosplay at the event, right? Why does she still make these goblin faces?
>>572827129>>572827640Subfags, your response?
>>572831128https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKMw2it8dQY
cosplay is just a hobby brosugly people can have hobbies and it doesn't make it more cringetake-photographs-and-judge-people culture is so fucking gaystop acting like women and teenagers
So when it's evo we point and laugh at every single player that's not a gigachad oh what happened to the fgc look at this fat trans niggerBut when it's asians we need to be mature and be above making fun of people's appearances
>samefagging
>>572826392GawdlikeTake a copier into a field and beat it to death
>>572833134just because we are all anonymous doesn't mean we're all the same person man
>>572827129>>572827640
>>572832216The Lyria is an official cosplayer paid by Cygames.
>>57283362920 people maximum post here
Oh so you think you like /gbvsg/? Name every Anonymous.
>>572833134Correct. It is your choice to be fat/tranny/gay/go to a tournament dressed up like a whore despite being a man. It is not your choice to be born with genetically ugly facial features.
blue niergreen niereel hat nier
the niers are all dead and gone
>>572834194deadlame and gaydead
but I've seen blue and green nier in the lobby just as of a couple days ago...
>>572833814Yeah, all me. I really need to get my meds adjusted.
>>572835369They're still deadto me.
all the prettiest cosplayers are xitter sluts who don't go outside
the niers are fine. clannish but fine
>>572835809how do girls know they're pretty enough to be insta slutsdo they look in the mirror and say "wow I have a big butt, I could make money with this"the entire process seems so strange to me
You know who else has a big butt?
>>572836127everyone compliments attractive people
>>572836127based on how many men hit on her maybe
Galleon?
>>572836209me i do because i'm a fat fuckin faggot
>>572836269>>572836272i knew i was ugly...
>>572836209yeah!>>572836452at least you haven't been told that directlyit's a load off though, I can just be unkempt, wear cheap shit, stay inside, save money and exercise for health instead of aesthetics
>yuel attachednot reading
>>572837063You Are Great!
didnt read that eitheri simply anticipated it seething so i was prepared to not read even the shortest text messageez
I'd read yuelposts if yuel looked like this
>>572837520
>>572836307kosmos...
>>572837582I'd play GFL2 if all the gameplay were that.
I read all yuelposts, they're my favorite posts
is what I would say if I were
Yuel
>>572838534good post nice post I like itagreed!keep up the good postsbest poster in the thread right here
>>572837582looks like sameko saba
>>572838689rare attractive yool
how do you break a timeloophow can the black beast happen if Noel stops him from becoming the black beastWhy did Jubei fuse his son an evil grimoire that devours souls
>>572839158ask in afgg
>>572839547no, i want to ask here
>>572796083
I would read ratposts if she looked like this
>>572835591So true, my baseline socially adjusted personality!t. schizophrenic Beatrix-hating personality
This game is.....not good....
>>572839815oh no, the Korean artist is slowly turning into a chibi fucker...
Game good.Fun is in game.
>>572840360this is true
>Game good.>Fun is in game.lol, subhumans. you will remain here necrobumping the thread once every two hours after id cums out with his gameending patch just like these days as well lel
would rat say this?
>>572839814>6 immense dragons, representing the fundamental elements of reality, who test your might in combat with the purest and most violent expression of their attached element>Almost all art of them is their ditzy human forms or their cutesy chibi dragon formsThose fuckers got Flanderized HARD
>>572840920sometimes they get lucky
>>572840920replaced by angels from another dimensionwho got replaced by sandalphon
>>572840764Vicky should have a set of more catlike ears that make her confident but also a catty bitch.We could call her Traitor Vicky.
angels are not cool at alldragons, however, are very fucking cool and always will be
>>572840360>slophander with no standards
*saves europoors*
>>572841575Tell that to cygames
>>572841830
i love chronic pain
>>572841861I have. unfortunately fuckerhara is a flaming homosexual with dicks for brains and a shipfaggot to boot, so we're doomedbut I'll replace him as the president of grubbas and we'll retvrn to galge, write sandalman out of power, and demand the immediate termination of all ships. except sturm and drang they can stayvote for me and I'll make ewiyar look like this and unruin everything else
Is Yuel a fun character to play? I haven't tried her but she was on the list of characters I wanted to learn. I usually prioritize learning girl characters who are cute and hot and I feel like she's probably faster to get passable at than Nier or Ferry.
>>572842307>and demand the immediate termination of all shipsHow would the crew travel between islands then?
>I'll make Ewiyar flatshant have my vote
>>572842307sex with catts
>>572842407she's fun but playing her into zoners fuckin sucks and so does playing her into characters that tremendously out-risk/reward her
>>572842912Fair enough. I wonder who I should pick up. I haven't played in months and mostly played Bea and.. I think Zeta? I can't even remember now.
>>572842407If your playstyle is frauding your opponents with jewish mindcontrol go for it
>>572843284what about non-jewish mindcontrol
>>572843325Uno
>>572843429How is Yuel jewish but Uno isn't
>>572843429mr puno is the most jewish character in granblue
Mr. Puel
>>572842307i didnt read anything but flat ewiyar but you have my vote
>>572843429Uno is the exact same casinoslop except he can also zone. If anything that's more hebrew
swimming in the pool...
>>572842407>or Ferry.Some people can't do zoners at all, but if you can I think Ferry would be way easier to get competent than Yool. Gigi by himself makes offense so much easier, then you just have to learn how to whip correctly.
Rank characters by their jewishness.
yuel works overtime and isn't even remotely jewish
>>572842307>and I'll make ewiyar look like thisWind is a masculine element, Ewiyar should be male. Cygames got it right with Light/Fire being male and Dark/Earth/Water being female, so Ewiyar should be male to balance the six dragons and make them correct.
>>572844152lol lmao
>Wind is a masculine element, Ewiyar should be male.things most disgusting gay faggots like on those rising screenshots say
>>572844010Sierro
>>572844195grimnir is literally female
Fyarts are masculine, therefore wind is masculine.
>>572844195>Wind is a masculine elementIn what culture?
Who the FUCK has ever thought wind was "a masculine element"
YAY GANG UP ON HIMFUCKING MASCULINE??? ELEMNET??? WIND???LOOOOLGET YOUR ASS BACK HEEREEE BOIYAAAAY LESS GOOOOO MY ALLIES
Fire is a feminine element
I think Galleon's breasts should be bigger
>>572844502Ancient cultures.Skygods are masculine. They impregnate the fertile soil of the earthgoddess.Zeus, Indra, Thor/Tyr, Tengri, Latobius. All guys.
>>572844854how retarded are you to associate wind with zeus
Fire is the only element associated with masculinity across any culture in historyWomen are universally associated with water and earthWind is just there, but is closest in essence with water, which is the most definitively female element."Earth" is feminine if it's "earth" which includes plants and life, which everyone did across history for some reason. Nobody really thought of Earth as exclusively rocks. But I'd associate the rock earth as masculine and the plant earth (which I dislike counting as an element) as feminine.
>>572843953Ferry is piss easy and I'm sick and tired of zonersloppers claiming she's >>>hard to play. You just throw out f.L and mediums then cancel into Geegee whenever you get a knockdown. U Geegee to cheese people at low health.>"B-But her defense is bad!"Ferry f.L is one of the best defensive tools in the entire game. It's a 7f button with half screen range that stuffs dash buttons/low profiles and converts into corner steal if she spends 50 meter. Fucking privileged retarded braindead nigger monkey button.The game was so much better when Ferry was bottom tier
>>572844479>>572844502All of them as far as I know. Definitely in Western occultism. Fire = the Knight/KingWater = the QueenWind = the PrinceEarth = the PrincessWind is also the Swords suit, which is obviously masculine. Fire = Wands, also masculine. Cups = Water and Disks = Earth, both effeminate.For Light/Dark, the West doesn't have those but in the Tao the dark side of the YinYang is the feminine part, the "actively passive" (since it has a white dot in the middle) while the male part is "passively active" (white with a black dot). Men do things all the time, but usually because a woman needs something somewhere. It's like that.>>572844697You are my ally?!?!?!?!>>572844854And this. Wind/sky/storm gods are always male, since they "impregnate" the fields with rain.
>>572845012?????Ferry was never bottom tier
I can't fucking believe I forgot about the chaoskampfBut no storm god is associated with wind as much as they are thunder and lightning or simply the sky itself.
In slavic it's femaleSo basicallyYou are gay and get fucked in the ass by windAnd I get to actually fuck itLosers
Does anyone want to play? (EU EX Djeeta)I can play whatever. I just want to push buttons today.
>/gbfg/
>>572845316only if you express your opinion on whether wind is male or female
>>572845316what he said
I'm glad we all agree that fire is the manliest and coolest and best element
wind is a fickle and emotional element and always has beenwind is a woman moment element
>>572845316euros feel free to take my cab
>>572845052>Wind = the Prince>Earth = the PrincessStop.
>>572845550Wind is feminine because it's mercurial like water, and is the opposite of earth, which is a masculine element because it's steadfast and unmoving
>>572845550>wind is a fickle and emotional element and always has beenAnd so is fire.
>>572845119She was shit before Big Meaty. Vanilla doesn't count.
Dwarfs are the earth elementals and of course are known to be quite feminine (sarcasm (that guy is so retarded and is not my ally))
>>572845948fire is only moved around by wind, IE it chases/serves women, otherwise it's driven toward its own goal to consume/destroy/conquer
>>572845857>because it's steadfast and unmovingJust like your mother while you were begat.
>>572846049That's gnomes actually
>>572846049mother earth and fertility goddesses are fucking always female man what are you even going for earth is 100% a womanwind is a woman because fickle and shrieky and ruins everythingwater is a woman because cool and calming (sometimes)earth is a woman because fertilitylight is a male because it's generally orderly and calculatingdark is a woman because it's conniving and evil
>>572846074>to consume/destroy/conquerTwo of these are feminine.
>wind puts out fire by displacing its fuel>wind also fans the flames and allows it to spread easierMAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND MOTHER NATURE. ECHIDNA, YOU WORTHLESS BIG TIDDIED BITCH, I SHOULD HAVE LEFT YOU TO DIE FROM THE CTHULU BUKAKKE
>>572846431how is this not the second greatest argument to wind being feminine after its similarity to water
>Fire = Feminine It rages, flares up and sputters out at random, largely at the influence of and dependence upon the other elements. It is purely destructive and the warmth from it is only harnessed for good by the controlled efforts of man.>Water = MasculineIt is everywhere, can go anywhere, makes up part of everything. It flows as it pleases, carves through what is in its way, carries resources and life from place to place, and satiates all living things. Changes its very state to suit the situation. Water doesn't give a fuck, it gets shit done and flows around all of its problems.>Earth = FeminineIt just lays there, spreads its muddy legs and pops out plants. It is the raw material of which the other elements put to use.>Wind = MasculineSee Water, but in the air. More of a reactionary element, influenced by tides and fire so it is kind of a bitch, but it can bait firefags into raging.
>>572678767There’s any damage drop off between simplified inputs and manual inputs like in SF6?
>>572846265You're actually worthless. I literally wrote "SARCASM" right there for retards such as yourself, and you still couldn't read it.
Isn't it weird how every argument for fire being feminine is "I hate women"
the truth is that every element has both masculine and feminine aspects except for water and wind which are definitively femaleposeidon is honestly inexplicable besides being the king of sea creatures. every other pagan elemental god of the water is a goddessearth is majority female but has the stoic protector aspect, which is generally muted in pagan stories because the people who wrote pagan stories mostly used the earth for agriculture which was more important for survival than just building walls
Wind is masculine because it's also associated with the mind and reasoning, which the female form is inherently incapable of.
>"Dude, what gender is this element lmao"DOOMED. SLOP. GAME.
All elements are masculine because women are lame and gay
>>572846768>poseidon is honestly inexplicable besides being the kingHe had a position of power and therefore had to be male.He was also the cause of earthquakes.
>>572846909Ok Lucilius
>>572846768>every other pagan elemental god of the water is a goddessNjord, Abzu.
I want to have sex with fediel so dark is a female elementlight doesn't matter and is gay and worthlessfire girls are sex so fire is a female elementwater girls are sex so water is a female elementwind girls are sex so water is a female elementearth girls are sex so water is a female element
>>572846797Doom is the GAY element lmao owned
>>572846997Abzu is neutral in the fact that Tiamat and Abzu were both primordial waters of opposite genders that mated to create the other gods
>>572846969He made wind and earth male and water and fire female.
>>572847206Sure, and then he turned male to dick down his dragon waifu.Also, Varuna, a male god that turned from a sky god (male) into a water god (male).
>>572847370this angel shit in grub is so gay
>>572847081Frotting with Fediel.
>>572847515please kill yourself soon
>>572846654Only if it's done raw. Meaning, at the start of a combo or as a link.
fat fwippers in the house tonight
>>572847619I'd like Narmaya if she looked like this
>>572847370>Bunch of angel shit>Oh yeah and Zoi is therekek
>>572847370What is Bubz supposed to be besides FKHR's OC for versus
>>572845745Not an argument.>>572845857The earth is feminine since it gets sown by farmers and then produces life, the same way men sow children into women with their dicks. Basically all earth deities are goddesses.
>>572847619Imagine how much faster she could fwip if we put her on a diet
>>572847801she literally does
>>572847985An Astral that fell to the Crimson Horizon and got Otherworlder powers by killing a bunch of them.
>>572847370Angels are semitic so no wonder they're fucked up.
>>572847370
>>572848164Post an in-game screenshot of her looking like that
>>572847568Cope sissyboi.
You will stop badmouthing angels at once.
>>572848221Half of the reason this general exists is how many good reaction images Granblue somehow has
What element shall the next thread have?I remember being so bored that I made a chart with the appropriate elements for each Rising character. Alas, I deleted itRising really loves the dark element
>>572848349Huge Khazar milkers
>>572848768Japs and asians in general universally love element systems and then making those element systems irrelevant by putting light and dark in the god tier above those element systems and then making every single thing dark
>>572848768Darkness, the element of Doom GAWDS
>>572843953>>572845012I haven't put any real time into a zoner in over a decade, but part of the appeal for me is learning something that isn't a rushdown for once so maybe I'll try her out.
>>572848768Whatever element Zoi is
>>572849006Light
>>572849006Dark
>>572849006Autism
trannies are just people who are out of their element
avatar won so hard.
yesterday i lost 60 desudollars and i bought 5 desudollars of everything that was down and today i made 73 desudollars
>>572849893>YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT, DONNY>IT'S DIANA NOW
>>572849893hmmm yesnot baddecent one, mine slave-ally
>>572849942>avatar won so hard.
Your delivery of Zoi has arrived.>>572850436>>572850436>>572850436
>>572850458yes
>>572850458Issa
