Previous >>572662320>Global Game NewsSKILLS PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), SSR Throne, SR El Condor PasaCurrent CM: Leo Cup - Nakayama Turf 1200m Sprint/Right/Summer/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: Aim for the Stars! Dream Team>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/9nwb91.jpg07/02 - Summer Mejiro McQueen (3*), Summer Gold Ship (3*), SSR Maruzensky, SSR Nakayama Festa07/02 - Summer Showdown! Story Event07/07 - Bamboo Memory (3*), SSR Yukino Bijin, SSR Ikuno Dictus07/12 - Leo Cup - Sprint/Right/Summer/Firm/120007/14 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 107/16 - Copano Rickey (3*), SSR Manhattan Cafe, SR Seiun Sky07/22 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 207/22 - Grand Live Release - Grand Live Smart Falcon (3*), SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Light Hello07/27 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 307/27 - Wings of Steam and Steel Story Event07/27 - Steampunk Narita Taishin (3*), Steampunk Winning Ticket (3*), SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Tokai Teio>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Narita Top Road (3* alt)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
waheythank you for the bwead
https://jiggie.fun/vj3UxP.https://jiggie.fun/vj3UxP
Is it just me or deck SSR events are less frequent?
my kingu's first-rate sweat
So uhh, where do you guys get skill hints from?
when the heck is 8am UTC what time is that in west burger
>>572684857AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>572684973
>>572684973kingu would be a first-rate mother
Do you still do parent runs in MANT?
>>572684991>Randomly train with CB wit>4 hints straightaway spurtNo problem here
>>572685048no unity is genuinely kino for parents too now with hot easy it is to get SS, takes so little time and gets you ignited skills
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2072566283124769221Fuuuuuck EoS soon
>>572685025Uh have you seen Kawakami? She'd be third rate as fuck
Rice Shower is kinda cute.
>>572685048Don't care how meta it might be, I will never run mant again.
>>572685048yes but maybe I should try unity
>try MANT after having fun in Unity >game gives me Fast Leaner cap What does it mean?!
>>572685139cute dober
You guys should help a brother out.Someone who took a break for a few months, didn't understand how to make Parents or Inherits and Sparks and Legacy stuff haha
>>572685048As cute as chiyo is, no just no.It made races a chore instead of a highlight of each career.
>>572685115>another maintthis game is doomed
>>572685001about an hour and a half from now
>>572685048kys
how much are blue sparks required now? Can i run 1* guts x3 and borrow 9* pwr and still be perfectly fine pwr wise?
i need to masturbate
SAVE US WITJAP WHAT DO I DO
>>572685106>train Taiki>straight accel from finemo>extra tank from kitasan>preferred position from daiwaidk what to bring desu
>>572685048The whole unity/ura stuff is only good for parents right? once GL drops everyones gonna be in that for aces aren't they?As far as I can tell you'd only do MANT for the affinity but like, what kind of uma setup even needs 400 affinity
>>572685276
>>572685250you need a few good sparks yes, depends on your uma's growth rate>>572685196run every g1 you can and win, spark reroll and spam runs until you get what you want
>>572685048maybe for white skill farming, but that´s it
>>572685276Many are saying this.
I'm gonna do seiun parent runs for turf today and hopefully tomorrow will be able to make a suzuka ace
>>572685048>>572685349You do MANT on umas that have non-standard scenario races.For instance Oguri and Pasa can share all G1s except December one.On the other hand Japanese oaks + mile focused umas will still need to be handled in MANT so your affinity isnt trash.
>>572684801Looks like there are some Sunday Silence sons that are still alive today. Meet 33 year old Meisho Nobunaga ( メイショウノブナガ ), born on March 21, 1993, sire Sunday Silence and dam Altadena. He is siblings with the more successful younger brother Meisho Odo ( メイショウオウドウ ). His contemporaries from the Class of 1996 include Air Groove, Biwa Heidi, Bubble Gum Fellow, and Dance in the Dark.On March 31, 2025, 32 year old Meisho Nobunaga won first place at the crossbar event at the Biwako National Athletic Meet Memorial Horse Showhttps://en.netkeiba.com/db/horse/1993103628/https://db.netkeiba.com/horse/1993103628/https://x.com/minakuchirc/status/2035157411024314599https://x.com/minakuchirc/status/1906693206127136845
wtf is this uniquedoes it activate 2 random gold skills from your list?
>>572685556stego looks wrong inTHAT art style
>>572685556but thats why people are breeding those giga dirt grandparents right? or am i misunderstanding something
>>572685625yup this is why it's good on TT, it's just free points
>>572685625Who thought it was a good idea to give Gold Ship a gun?
Sex! Sex with matikanetannhauser!
>>572685625Yeppers.
>>572684801First rate club Basashi (850734315) has room for 3 more members. We're pretty chill with no club drama. We may or may not hit A someday, but we'll always be first rate, and you'll never have to worry about doing fan runs.If you're interested, send a join request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your description or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.
>>572685608he looks like he's secretly a perverted geezer
>>572685696she's already came equipped with two giant cannons
mmmhhh... sex
>2% failKILL YOURSELF
>>572685810Ryne...
>>572685810HEY! ryan is sex too if you have a spare bag for her head
>>572685625So you know how Dominator is only limited to medium races? Now imagine a unique skill that allows you to use it on mile, long and sprint races without restrictions
>title screen>title screen>title screenSo much for unity being faster than mant, assfaces.
>>572685625Yes.On paper Golshi would be a bizarre gigagambler for this sprint, as a pacer.So, all your golds are speed boosts,no?Golshi triggers early, you got 3 midrace skills and they can s[peed carryover.It triggers late and you got double triumphant pulse. Only bad part is during acceleration phase.>>572685686Sure. But remember, you can have 5-6 dirt G1s for 3 affinity each. Missing out on just one G1 on uma compatibility isnt nearly as bad.
>>572685625Niggas will absolutely bring speed debuffers to sprint CM thanks to this
>>572685839whatever
Should I just buy skills early on parent runs? I keep losing random races. I miss my clocks.
>>572685810just make ryan wear a wig and the problem is solved
>>572685979Wig, lower mask and a ton of makeup.And ask her to be silent.
>>572685937>Nishino SSRWhat awakened 4d chess is this
>>572685810Funny thing with that team is Goldshi's inside their team
>sessionMY ACCOUNT NO
>>572685918No they won't, speed debuffs shine when they last longer. Last spurt doesnt scale evenly across all distances. >dominator/murmur in LongsGonna happen guaranteed.
>Get night owl>Lose debutSee ya tomorrow anons
>>572685625>have to skip this for cardsAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>572686064>losing a non-G1 raceWho cares?
Should have borrowed Bico for the skill... it was just a test run.
>>572686116just ticket her
>>572686048just testing stuffgoing full power sparks might not be enough to cap so either 3/3 speed+wit or 2/1/3she has power growth too so
>>572684973Too big
Sprint CM is going to be fun
>>572686153https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMWFnYnQVRwNyo
>>572686151>Biko skill/uma/ told me Countermeasure/Plan X was bad though
>>5726861537 tickets?
bought maestro and lost kikuka sho so this is like 3.1k sp run for a parent, fun
>>572686201erm we're rolling for my wife rickey and ticketing golshi summer
>>572685937>4 witgwo??
Are we using SP bonus cards now?
>>572686206Then what should I borrow for sprint?
>>572685937witdisciple...
hmmmmm
>>572686061you have to pick one though, none of these gold debuffs skills are on any cards, so you're forced to just use the uma
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFUCKING NINGEN WOMEN
>>572686323Bakushin since turbo sprint got buffed and she gives better hints (and she's also a better stat stick)
This counts for going over 1200 pow, right?
I CAST CONNECTING TO YOUR RUN
>>572686391>turbo sprint>which is basically pre reworked head to headWhy
>>572686368I clock this event and start my own series where I regress back in time to prevent myself from dying by Aoi.
>>572685117King raised a rapist...
>>572686254https://youtube.com/shorts/E8IKHF5fGcA?si=fU12nLi5roG6Olo1Not blamin ya at all. Finally an uma that blames furniture when she loses.
is throne usable in unityis it worth borrowing
umAmerica number one!
>>572686435It does at great mood anyway, so you should be fine I THINK
Game is so alive it brought back vtumors back to the game
>>572686368Meek can sing umapyoi from 2nd or 3rd place
>>572686538is this uma real?can i get a fact check umagrok
>>572685979>>572686029Thoughts?
in unity cup, do you try to save your" super explosions" till youre low on energy or pop them imidietly?
>shortsYeah fuck you YT.https://youtu.be/E8IKHF5fGcA
>>572686567are holos pretending they like uma musume again
post something sleepy
>>572686658never hold unless it's on stam and maybe guts
Does Ryan do kegel exercises?
should i roll for rickey even though ive got 10k carats left and ill most likely never get around to making a parent for 7 greens for her but she's like really really cute
>1* guts>spark reroll>1* guts
>>572686435why would you wanna go over 1200 pow?
>>572686475Which is still better than Plan X
>>572686658I almost always pop the purple ones immediately cause I feel like I might not see it again, unless its on stam then ill ignore
>log into club>HE just joinedwow, my club really is the thread celeb lighting rod. Based
>>572686749do dailies and decide afterwardsnot pulling for tachy/hello is a brickcan always wait until voucher but that is cucked
I'm gonna run out of TP refills
>>572686756That was my first thought when I saw spark reruns were implemented. "Holy shit, now I can spend an extra 30 tp to go from 2* guts to 1 * wit!"Still thankful for it though.
>>572686856>3 yearsNot so fast
>>572686928eww gross
>>572686812>he
>>572686856Hokko will be my dirter.
>>572686928aww cute
Honsefun still needs 1 more gamer who loves popping unity bubbles.If you need a no quota, chill club we are your gang.Reply with id, or apply in game with /uma/ in your bio if interested
I went 3 ssr on a run, the 1st completed before classic year and then no ssr or sr completed their events the rest of the run
>>572686995you will lose lol
FAILED HARUTEN ON MY MUTATION AWARD
>racing only takes out 15 energy toowho the fuck thought it was a good idea to even make it 20 energy base for MANT? a scenario focused on racing? holy fuck man
>>572686928there's 3 slots on a team, and coincidentally, you want more than 1 front
>>572686391This? https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30083-sakura-bakushin-o
>>572686994>has
>>572687054As long as I hold the mountains of hokido, I win.
>>572687141no, the ssr speed one, the one that's been out since release and what you should've rerolled for instead of creek/fine
>>572686687
>>572686928look at how spherical she is goddamn
>>572687076Mayabro...
umalator still gives half a length advantage to my blacktaser aces...
>>572686616sex
>>572687268fear the sphere
Throne pullers are fucking stupid and the game fundamentally changing doesn't make a difference because it was a shit investment then and its a shit investment now
*gives you PTO, Slipstream, Speed Eater, Final Push and Fast-Paced*
>>572687326Now that the new toy period is over everyone's starting to realize that mant is still better because of the skills
guys is something wrong with mei actually went to do careers againis this normal
>sleep deprived>sleep deprived >sleep deprived>night owl
>>572687448deserves some Anus Tonguin'
When was the last time you looked forward to getting 30TP in MANT...
>>572687547no you arent alone. i used more tp pots today than during the entirety of mant
Falco's so fucking cute.I will support her as my oshi forever.
>>5726863683 years of training with my trainee steeled my body. I cant be killed by some ningen anymore.
>>572679347Is that slop? Unfortunate
>>572687557i got 4 sleep deprived in a row, i hope this maintenance is for that
>>572686323I'm sticking with Bakushin guts as the borrow, GW + a carryover mid race gold is just too good as well as sprint hints, and she's got 20TE when not in guts so it's not a complete brick
>>572687724Training with your trainee!
>>572687738frilly patterns are dead giveaway for slop
>>572687115I'll run my round umadol and my bro with late Ogurin
>>572687738shlop shlop shlop shlop shlop
Why are people running Unity if the stat cap is better in URA?
basic
>>572687497>Unity gives two GOOD gold Mid-Leg skills for free>Unity gives accel for free >MANT is better...
>>572687802
>>572687885More skill points, free NSM and ITS ON
>>572685880>Dominator>On sprint>Grass wonder: G>Choco Flash: G>Cheer Nature: G>Agnes Tachyon: G>Symboli Rudolf: EMeaning there is only one dominator that can be mutated into a sprinter, otherwise you need a lot of luck.
>URA gets free heals during summer so clicking buttons is more brainless>Unity is a UG generator even with Sr cardsIs there literally no reason to run MANT unless you hate yourself
why are you so obsessed with the fact you can hit UG rank now? The floor got higher, that means UG is worse now. This is like getting Onyxia level greens from quest rewards in TBC and going "holy shit, I finally have raid ready gear!" NO you dont, you arrived late and you will never get the true experience of grinding for that peak.
>>572687968ew
>>572688012So I bring riko again even though it's sprint cm?
I swear if the summer event stories tomorrow involve me needing to do some playthroughs of MANTblazer... then I'll just sandbag the entire Junior Year and use pots to do some actual Unity runs lmao
>>572687547I only do my five borrow runs a day and if they aren't good I cut myself
>>572687885Because the actual stat gain in URA is kinda dogshit and Unity lets you buff offstats easier+ about 500 SP
>>572688070Only if your trainee has to run a stam check race or you wanna get Rushing Gale
>>572688078cut yourself off from playing more right? you wouldnt hurt yourself over a silly honse game right?
>>572688004I'm gonna train with Oguri's mother at nighttime.
>first run with Nishino>get hot spring event
>>572688159
>4 donations left>open item requests in club>4 med shoes>click donate to all>click accept>see 3 see sashes and dirt shoesWHY DOES IT SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM OF THE LIST IF IT DONATES IN ORDER FROM THE TOP OF THE LIST
>>572688248She seems very busty here.
my god manplaytest your shit
spark pass and extra rerolls when...
If only it was an S rank...
>real life Flower x Sky was actually ssHoly moly
>>572685810cryine
>>572688248I got Rudolf late into MANT and finally did her story after so many months. Got her hot spring event on the third playthrough, like damn, I sure hope this is buffed because I have another 8 or 9 umas that are missing it.
>decide to not pop Kitasan's bubble this turn>I don't get the chance to do it again for the rest of the runIt's I never left Unity
apparently the buff to skill power with 1200+ wit is in the game??????what???
>>572688028>dominatorbro people don't even make hybrids anymore they just make dominators who are meant to loseand they want it anyway, because being in the back is the triggercon
>>572688517First time I did when I got Falco is read her story and instantly get her hot spring event. Then I legit got her 3 times in a row when I was training her for CMI think she likes me
7 1/2 hours until resetJust what do I even do with myselfI'm shakingYEARNINGITCHINGTo do a runGod I wish they'd let you spend carrats to reset borrows
>>572688208
>>572685354I masturbated to her
>>572688535>girl lets you pop her cherry>you said "later"
anyone else never made a ug in mant? people said it's f2p friendly but i don't buy it, just made a ug today in unity on second try
>double the stats + skills as npcs>get 5th place Wow I love unity
why .....
>another maintenance I WANT TO PLAY THE VIDEO GAME
>>572688248My first 3* uma was Ayabe and we went to the onsen after getting my first successful URA run with her. Everything happens for a reason
>>572688667
>>572688448No can do, gotta prepare the next jewish method to make your players paypig more
>>572688702I guess im just not ready for the worst sex of my life
>>572688638She trying to wash that filthy dirt off you, that rascal.
>>572688702I want to pop Kitachan's pit cherry
which igniteds are good to take on paces? power guts and speed? i know wit is super good for fronts
>>572688714I've had a couple SS+ that probably could've been a UG if I bought unrelated skills to inflate rating instead of double circle greens or speed skills but buffed Unity is the first time I actually get UG
Anyone else lagging like crazy?
>>572688945yeppers
>>572688945With errors, yeah.
>>572688960alive gameit's like the connecting... never left
>9 hour maintenance>Connecting into 1 hour maintenanceI haven't done a single run. My danchou's going to kick me this week.
>>572688702I got Taiki's springs ticket I had to save myself for her.
Incompetent retards at Cygames at it again.
>would you like to be the first time for a teenage girl explicitly known for screaming her lungs out NOGIVE ME WOMEN THAT WONT SAY "ow sorry im not used to this can we take it slow" or "I dont give blowjobs I respect myself" or "I forgot the condom but its ok its my safe day :3"I WANT WOMEN WHO FUCK LIKE ANIMALS AFTER A 10 HOUR SHIFT AND THEN IMMEDIATELY PASS OUT
>>572689103based ojisan
>>572689103I posted this
>>572689103I will not fall for hag propaganda
Do I really have to borrow Maruzen...? I guess if I don't, everyone with Top Runner is gonna pass me even if I take the initial lead...
>>572689185ewww
We fucked
>>572689226Just roll for her. Are you dumb?
You're a virgin shut the fuck up.
My game just crashed again
>>572689226>borrowif you're playing fronts you should be rolling bro...
>>572689103>and then immediately pass out
>>572689301real women are gross
>>572689185
>>572689103I just like women
>>572688945I pumped out 3 runs in a row just now and it was fine for me
812k points is enough this week right?
>>572689182What about cakes?
>>572689226fronts are for loyal torenas onlypace is the slut style
>>572689291>>572689314Carats don't grow on trees. I'm a PaceGOD at heart. Also I'm cripplingly afraid she's going to drain 60k out of my wallet just for LB1.
>>572689414fuuuuck no bro aim for a million people are inflating their scores as we speak with 6 wit decks on all their umas
I'm really fucking praying I MLB Tachyon in as little rolls as possible.
Only whales are rolling for maruzensky tomorrow
>>572689414hmmm nyo. Try 820k. NuMANT and golshi releasing is gonna spike the retention by 20k or something, and we're already at >810k last week. Even if you halfass the increase, it's not gonna be 812k
>>572689448you can get Smaru from a ticket + rainbow crystal you cant get Light Hello like that and you really dont wanna be borrow locked to light hello
>>572689569Well, I'm 100% planning on going hard in for MLB Tachyon and however many Light Hellos I get along the way. I guess I could just roll for one Maruzen and rainbow crystal the LB1.
You don't hate localizers enough
5 borrows isn't enough. Can't believe I'm actually saying this
>>572689634I don't play the JP version What am I supposed to be mad about here
>>572689631you guess and then you roll 0 in 200 because it was only a 60% chance of getting 1 copy in 200
You know what? Now that the game is good again I'll do it, I'll have sex with my trainee.
Yepper is also a mare, you know...
>>572689441Sex with cripples
>>572689634>LezzgoYURI GAME>>572689680The English trannylations for evolved skills are in the game data
>>572689634>not "Back for Moe!"come on now
>tfw even if casuals came back for the week or two it won't affect high level tt because all of them will be stuck at 3 or 4 and they're completely separate rankingsStill a ded gaem
Black...
>>572689792>Monster was translated into Beast Mode>Lose Yourself was translated into Claw ForwardWHAT THE FUCK WHYTHEY WERE SO MUCH COOLER BEFORE
So was sweepydev this remezzo guy all this time?
>>572689634>限界ウママニア>Ultimate Umamania>超特急入稿!>Ultra Urgent Submission!>萌到讓我活過來了!>So Cute It Brought Me Back To Life!何? They're accurate enough. The other guy is right about 'Back for Moe' being a way funnier translation thoguh.
>>572689634>cut romatic tensions because yuriniggers are offended by COCK in VAGINA>grammatical errors and error paragraphs(nishino's line copy pasted)So much for preaching about 'appropriation'
Not engaging in culture war shit because thats a retards gameim just gonna saythis is lame and doesnt convey the actual power of the skill
I GOT THE WHOLE SQUAD LAUGHING AT ME BECAUSE THE GAME FROZE YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES STOP DOING THAT
what
>>572689745Please don't make me flip flop, bro... this is already a hard enough decision when I want MLB Tachyon. I don't even like fronts that much, I just want to be able to run them once in a while, mainly Kitasan and have her be good.
>>572689883>We're concerned that people were abusing our bot by using it too often???
What do we do about Special Needs's weight problem?
>>572690000I heard Helios becomes the strongest runaway in mile
bros...?
>>572689634>Ultimate Uma SimpThat's... that's me...
So if evo skills are in the game files does that mean we're probably getting them when GL drops?
>>572690018If you didn't budget for smaru from the start its a far safer option to just get tachyon and light hello and then borrow smaru if you need her, because you dont sound like a front player thats been planning for this, you sound like someone that would occasionally build chariots for their pace
AIIEEEEEEEEE I WAS RIGHT AT THE END OF MY RUN
Career's closed
WHAT!?
>>572690018if you're that worried about it and you want Tachyon more you could always MLB her first and spend leftovers on the Smaru reroll banner. but b urself and have fun
>out of SSR dupes this month so no rainbow cleats ticknyoo… hopefully i’ll get some on smaru and GL banner
>>572689883Remezzo supposedly kinda just stole the entire bot off sweepydev's git and then reuploaded it as his own
I JUST CAME BACK FROM AN 8 HOUR SHIFT WHAT THE FUCK CYJEWS
WOE BETIDES THE UMASPHERE, EOS IS UPON US
>>572690096EoS...
why are there so many of you, you're breaking the servers
>>572690107
I'm gonna go jork it you guys need anything?
>>572690131This, get S. Maru on the rerun so you can borrow wit Bourbon for gold groundwork later on
>>572690131This is meI'm a finelet anyway so a few copies won't hurt>but le hecking powercreeperinodon't care niggy I'm using SR wits
https://umamusume.com/news/100091/
CAREER'S CLOSED COME BACK LATER
>another maintenanceYou know what that means... someone host a jong room NOW
>>572690101Doing all that just for one singular ear wiggle from shakur. what's her problem?
Post Nishino Flower
QUICKLY POST CLUB DRAMA
If I'm on 103k big ones do I have enough for some cheeky pulls on summer Gold Ship before Tachyon/Hello? How many free pulls are we due to get on Tachyon/Hello?
1 hour goon sesh. Who else gooning with me?
>>572690217>>572690107
>>572690312Umama joined uma&co
>>572690137just cleat the half anni welfare card soon
Perfect timing, I just had to get ready for my appointment at the ausländerbehörde anyway.
>>572690325teio sex...?
>>57269031860 unless they change things up again like with the riko banner
Career's closed due to aids
>>572690301
>>572690312Mambo stinky and weird
>gets 500 wit before summer>Maya never gives love advicesWhat is wrong with her?
>>572690260But you already have a jigsaw puzzle to work on
>>572690325>>572690217>>572690107
>>572690373Is it 60/60 split with uma banner or just 60 free?
>>572690424I've never done a jiggie, it's not really my thing
>>572690470How do you know if you've never done it
Time to make punch images for everyone
I think I'm gonna go back to sleep. Maybe.
>>572690431>>572690325>>572690217>>572690107LastLeotards are so fucking sexy
>>572690325All uma racewear and uniforms should incorporate high leg leotards
>>572690334What is his goal...
so are the maru and festa cards actually *that* good that they're must pull or am i being lied to again
collab when?
>>572690334V and umama can now kiss in game
>>572690340I’m not a poor third worlder
>>572690543butt fangs
>>572690383Fuck...
>>572690502I've done jigsaw puzzles before. I dont think they're that fun, personally.>>572690557The Festa card is whatever (gives ok hints for parent farming I guess?) while the Maru card is a must pull if you run a lot of fronts
>>572690557maru goodfesta is there for frontgawds that already have FM so it's a bonuspoorfag frontgawds will have to roll maru+fm rerun
So... does Tachyon SSR still a must pull?
>>572690431>>572690325>>572690217>>572690107>>572690543best use of ai
>>572690548agreed
>>572690557Maru isfesta is whatever
you just KNOW cYGAYMES will still FORCE you to do mant runs to finish the gold ship event
>>572690603not clesting it makes you more of a poor third worlder if anything
>>572690636No, 1LB Light Hello is all you need.
>>572690556Unironically poaching V
>>572690641No, the best use of Ai is using her body as your personal onahole
>>572690636>posting this old ass imageYou need Light Hello and Tachyon shares a banner with her. You can skip Tach if you already have a second strong speed SSR like Biko or Bakushin MLB, but Kita+Tach will be the best card combo in GL and will also be very good in GM (Maru becomes better in later scenarios due to her TE though). Tach does need MLb though as a heads-up
>>572690636Why do you ask the same question every other thread?
>>572690636GL is still better for aces apparently
>>572690740what club would want to become the target of schizos
>>572690714The score increase you get from events is based on your rank so it doesnt matter where you get the UG from, you get a massive amount of points from making a UG
guess I'll play a game of dota or something
I want to playPhoto studio is kinda fun to mess around in though
>>572690815/uma/club doesn't really care, you'll see next month he's gonna be back in /uma/club with the addition of V
>>572690636you need to pull for light hello on the same banner anyway so yes. If you're going to run pace chasers after GL, it's worth going to at least 3LB. Otherwise 1LB is copeable because you still get access to an extra gold skill via scenario link and frees up your borrow for whatever niche card is useful
>>572690718How?
>>572690831I think he meant the to x amount of mant career missions
>>572690619>>572690625im not really a front player even tho i do have bourbon, maru and sky. just never played them much, might give front a chance with the unity update then
>>572690954You can borrow the Maru card for now and pull next month on the rerun with fm to see how your tach/lh pulls go first (yes she is getting rerun that soon)
>>572690882>mant over>schizos die down>perfect time to poach V because there's probably 0 dramatards shitstirring anymoreI can see it.
>>572690882Now that would be messed up
>>572690939I initially thought cygames didnt give a shit about the state of their server but this new patch tells me they really want to move on from MANT as soon as possible so i dont think missions like that will be happening
>open uma>realize it's maint>close uma>some minutes later>repeatThis is called addiction, okay?
>>572690882>seduces Mambos ace>now V as wellHe can't be stopped...
>>572690754AI Ai
>>572690431>>572690325>>572690217>>572690107>>572690543>>572691147@umagrok now generate them pregnant
>>572691006wait what, that's a crazy rerun timing
>>572690714>>57269093910 Mackween suicide runs comin' right up!
>>572691234yeah it's silly
>>572691240I see it...
>>572691234cygames abused the shit out of front autism for a long time until they gave late surgers giga buffs in 2.5 anni (which we have right now for whatever reason)
>>572691130No seriously this is what has happened. What the fuck is he doing to convince them
Who do you least want in your club?>Someone who earns 20m fans a month but only requests JDD and Haruten sashes.>A flatliner that requests medium shoes 3 times a day.>A schizo that is well known on /uma/ who earns 15M fans per month and requests long shoes 1.5 times a day.
>>572691347discordfaggotry
>>572691356I can just ignore the top guy's requests so him easily
Ded careerDed game
>>572691356>20m per month>15m per monthI saw some guy do 10 million in a day man
>>572691356Least is second one. Don't care if schizo is in my club as long as they're my slave
>>572691356but the schizos do not play the game
spe would have enjoyed this if the trainer were a woman. why are umas so disgusted by males?
>>572691395>>572691356I am stupid and cant read, he'd be the best, not worst option.Idk probably bottom
>>572691468I-I SEE IT
>>572691006i havent seen much about tach speed and lh pal cards, but you're right i can wait for the fm rerun since i still need to mlb her
I imagine my trainees fat butt sitting on my lap.
>>572691240
rest in piss
>>572691468DIGIMANKO!?
>>572691597Ask your trainee to sit on your lap
>>572691615
>>572691468u-umanko!
>>572691240>>572691468umanko....
what's going on in this thread
lots of uma&co itt
Please stop posting naked pictures of umas...
>Want to try MANT ace run, since I figure it's probably still a lot better for Oguri>Game shuts down immediatelyThis is what I get for crossing the picket line. I'm sorry guys...
>>572691717haru don look-
>>572691717Nothing?
>>572691639Maybe I should.
>>572691717Harumanko next.
I WANT TO PLAY THE FUCKING GAME CYCUNTS
>>572691525LH pal is mandatory for the next scenario and tachyon is a very good speed card
>porn spam hours
>>572691830What if they disabled URA and UNITY because the updates were the ones causing the bugs?
>>572691006>>572691234or you can buy the 1.5 tix and use a crystal and be done
I actively sit on my trainers lap while he brushes my hair
tach really feels like a scammlb or bust is such a stupid concept
>>572691870I would flatline both in-game and irl
>disgusting m*ids spamming porn of umas
I got all the orenjis, who should fill the other two spots?
>>572691972dobermanko, you're next
>>572691913platonically right? thats his career out the window otherwise if someone saw
brown circlejerk hours
calling it nowthey are going to disable the super speed quick mode
>>572691972I want Dober to begrudgingly step on my face with a disgusted expression while I lick her toes.
>>572684801are there any umas/cards worth rolling for before tachyon speed in 3 weeks?
>>572691916kitasan really feels like a scammlb or bust is such a stupid concept
>>572692010romantically.I have my status so he'll be okay <3
>>572692067summer maru is a must if you're a frontrunner, otherwise no
>>572691916She's still good at lower LB.As good as 2SP bonus is, you still mainly want her for the special priority.
>>572691992put maku 'friends
>>572691992Digitan is kinda orange, more than Inari at least, and she fills the same role on your team too.
>>572691347The Umamussy goes CRAZY
>>572692264>>572692290Yeah I guess I'll try to get Mambo and Doto to fill the spots. Thanks for the ideas
>>572691643>>572691759
>>572691347they get invited to the erp umacord
>>572690543I love these so much!
>>572692098mejiro moment.
Mayano Top Cun
degenerates the lot of you
>>572692467Show my your breasts, Daiwa.
Can you guys stop posting porn?You're ruining my second lunch here.
>>572692467>degeneratesif onlyinstead they post the tamest normalfag shit
>>572692315I bet that shit grips you
>icarus now has a jp clientIf they didn't give a shit about Icarus in global, this will definitely turn heads in JP
>>572692498minor spelling mistake you don't get tits now
I don't like this one. Why's she always doing a :D? There's nothing to be THIS happy about. What the fuck is wrong with her?
>>572692574So they didn't fix anything in JP? Why am I not surprised that it was another gaslight.
>>572692589No...
>>572692628>>572692574There was and is no incentive to run Icarus on JPespecially since next month background play will be an integral feature of the game
>>572692021they will replace it with super skip instead
I bet Rice did this...
>>572691347You thought the club onlyfans was a lie?
>>572692618____:D_____
>>572690131That might actually be a good idea. I forgot about the rerun, and I also only have a 0LB Finemo, so more copies would be good anyway. Thanks, anon, I'll do that.
I jacked off to the Umama x V x AlmondLove femexdanchou club NTR vids on the discord.
>>572692618
is this bitch worth updating now that beline burst fot better?
>stuck saw jewtuber video that ura and unity gor updated and are worth playing againhuh????why just before new szenario? never heard anyone saying that before that this will hapen??? wasnt this in jp ?
>>572693114Get a grip man
>>572693114GlobalCHADS were on strike and forced their hand.
>>572693007
>>572693114>also maintenance isnt career up yet or is it back to maintenance? did everyone play this already while i slept on it?
>>572693114They gave a heads up there’ll be an update but in classic cygames fashion they overdelivers just like when we’re entering unity
>>572685810Thank you for the box
>>572693286thats a big tomboy butvodga has some sexy picsi want tomnoy sex wirh her after working out with her together
What the
>>572693314for the past 10 threads, yesas a new player global has been the best server to play at
>>572693458so this shit is new and it was suddenly?
>>572692717Maybe Icarus is faster or has more control over careers, I never used any of the bots so idkI tried independent career (background autoplay) on the ramen scenario during maintenance yesterday, it takes 50 minutes to complete,
>>572693452Yes, and you're coming with me.Now get properly dressed, we're leaving in 5
>>572693505well, not suddenly since it was announced a week ago, but yes, we're getting QOL and balance changes that jp didn't add to the game until 3rd anniversary
king of not staying updated
>>572693598niceweird jew tubers made videos for new scenario but not about this weeks ago
how many days til anni?
>>572693690because we didn't know about the patch until two weeks ago and didn't know it contained updated scenarios until yesterday
>>572693690they had no idea of what was being updated until yesterday lmaowe're on new meta that jp didn't have right now
>>5726937153 weeksschedule is in the op
>>572693765Basically you could say that we are superior to JP in all ways
>>572693750>we didn't know it contained updated scenarios until yesterdaySpeak for yourself, us delusional hopechads already knew what was coming
I hear they're actually patching my brown wife back into the Aoharu races
parents for pace chasers?
I wanna know what seriru thinks of this it'd be funny to see him react
Why is the maintenance still not over? I want to play umamusume!
>>572693917cm? taiki and nishino flower
>>572693114Player numbers doubled with the update, yes people hated M*ntshit that much
My dota game is over why cant I uma
>>572693935imagine if they fix the double circles affinity on mant umas because they didn't remove the g2/g3 affinity lmao
>>572693912i'm assuming they're not removing any of the future umas but rather fixing how the elite team is sometimes nameless and without the purple nameplate, cant wait to see more kris
VACATE YOUR HOMEI'VE COME TO BREAK YOUR BONEAMERICA'S NIGHTMARE WE AT IT AGAINA DESERT EAGLE AND A BLACK MAC 10
>>572694135they did though, it's retroactive
>>572694151I hope so, yeah. Not like there's any harm in seeing future umas
>shoe reset camping completely solved because people dont have dirt sashesbased..... so fucking zased.....
>There was a training bug in Unity that caused trainees to gain higher stats that what was intended. Trainees trained after the update and before the maintenance have been removed.>+100 caratsYour reaction?
Doto goofed up and refused to show up. So Air Groove has to fill in. Fuku and Air Groove are also friends after all
are you guys rolling for summer golshi?kinda want to to make parents, but then I'd be forced to play M*NT again.....
are you guys rolling for slop?kinda want to to make slops, but then I'd be forced to play slop again.....
>>572694320schedule too tight to roll for a filthy parent debuffer. Also you don't really need MANT parents
>>572694320>are you guys rolling for summer golshi?golshi isn't for actually using, so no>but then I'd be forced to play M*NT againonly if you want to
>>572694320summer golshi as a parent only wants/needs the hesitant debuff hints that you arent getting from mant races. Aoharu is unironically better for her in all cases as a parent.Also no if I want to make a debuffer I will just borrow
>>572694310I will not entertain the ramblings of the clinical insane
>>572694405>>572694415>>572694414>debufferShe's the TT parent until EOS
>>572694320i may want for the skin but there new scenario and THE DIRT UMA queen so no
>>572694483and? sounds like something I can borrow until EOS
>>572694320No. Making a debuffer is piss easy. You can do it in one run. >hesistant set>dominator>golshi inherit>1200 wit (stats are bloated btw)You're done.
>>572694320yes bevause it's the most erotic alt in the game
>want to pull summer golshi because sexo>scared because i might end up getting spooked by mac>and also because of summer maru speed is needed because she's good at 1lb>and also because of copano since she's apparently the next meta dirt uma>and also because of Light Hello and Pace TachHa.... July really is the month who laughs at me..
no one likes golshi
>>572694580but mcqueen is literally on the same banner?
why cant i beat this shit
>>572694483Just borrow nigga. How often do you need to remake your TT?
>>572694320No because I'm rolling for the boy uma supreme
>>572694679the curren WHORE fears the super meeku
>>572694636I'm not into HIPPOS
>>572694692Every scenario
>>572694702Bamboooo Memory? Umazing!
no one here actually wants to be an uma.
>Gold Ship is voicing some Honkai sluthow do I get refund for summer Gold Ship, I don't want her anymore
I don't know why you guys are freaking out, you can her in 5 pink tickets
>>572694596you know you can just wait a few months and tix her at the second aniv right ? there no uma worth beside rickey and white kitasan maybe
>>572694702What the fuck 2 Yae
>>572694782>you can her in 5 pink ticketsUH OH MINOR SPELLING MISTAKE ESL SPOTTED BLO DID NOT CHECK BEFORE POSTING THIRD WORLDER HOURS CHECKS CLOCK YEP HOURS OH NO NO BLUD IS SEA BLUD IS ESL DIDDY BLUD IS BROWN OH NONONONONONO REAL BROWN HOURS OH NO NO SEANIGGA SPOTTED UH OH PAGPAG SMELT OH NONONONONONO SEANIGGA SEA NIGGA OINK BLUD HAD A SPELLING MISTAKE OH NO NO NO ESL ESL ESL ESL
>>572694727tamabros....
>>572694787WRONG
>>572694702I am going to have sex with this boy
>>572694483>rolling for TTlmao just say you're rolling because she's sexy so you don't make yourself look retarded more than you already are
>>572694835
Mambo status?
I cant imagine anything more miserable than meta uma pullingyou already spend 90% of your carat income on support cards and you cant even pull for your favorites
>>572694765>>572694765is she ?
GIVE ME SEX SHIP RIGHT NOW
>>572694913Is this censored in the korean version
>>572694787fuck you my granny wonder acute will be out by then
>>572694937goldshi is in the cryer gaem???
>>572694923We got a club card now!
>>572694937>diao whoregoldshi bros.....
Is there a way to take photos in career? Like for the club card. Or is it just stories, concerts, and the photo booth?
>>572694954worst korea barely has a uma racist industry for a reason....
>>572695029>cryerThey're called speaky
>>572694745>>572694802You people should be ashamed of yourselves. You know what? Fuck you. That's right. Fuck you. I hate you. I HATE you so much. Fuuuuuck you. Yeah.>>572694868Same!
mambocchi herei left because you niggers are just fukutards wearing the tannhauser skinfuck off fukutardsfuku is ugly
Oh we can race cap limit in MANT as well through inherits but who the fuck would even do that
>>572695087if you're talking about career events i dont believe so
I'm calling itMambocchi is gonna get kicked in like 2 months and will be begging to get back to Mambo
>>572694923omatsuri
I thought maintenance was supposed to end half an hour agoWhat am I supposed to do now I even took the day off to play all day
>>572695169What the hell are you on about? Her name is Bambo Memory no?
>>572695229Mambo Memory
>>572694927>meta it more if you dont have the card you will hate yourself playing the scenario >>572694867i'm mean she is in the same banner a white kitasan so.. just pull that banner i guess >>572695009you have a oshi just get her , we starty slowly getting out of the one uma destroy everyone meta anyway
>>572695151We call them cryer around these parts. How often do I have to tell you old man?
>>572695151spekryer
>>572695189Mambocchi wouldn't say this.
So, can I use Hachimi Edge to retranslate the global game back into Japanese? I want to use this game to practice Japanese.
>>572695229I just skimmed over that post and thought it was "yaeno memory". I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
>>572695352>guy named mambo>club no longer mamboI mean I can see it
>>572695189
>rolled oshinow whatdo i skip every uma banners now
>>572695315>just pull that bannerI dont really care about Kitasan blanco tbdesu... I think we're supposed to get some free pulls on that one so I just hope I'll get her via those. Otherwise I will ticket my Satono wife. Not arguing for pulling on Summer Golshi, just wanted to post her
>>572695439No problem, mistakes happen to the best of us.
>>572695439her name is Bamboo Muteki
>almost reaching 1200 Speed before second summer during URAI'm... having fun?
>>572695490Roll for Pearl and Mambo alt
that slimy traitor should revert his name to Rugacchi if he hasn't already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6NQx4WRRg0
Fuck you
>>572695498i know my uma pulling is gonna be fucking harsh relly soon haha
Meek... Aura...
>still only s rankkek
>fuck over all your Whales by turning Throne into a toiletseat early>but don't ban any of the cancer bottersnever forgive cygames
>>572695490roll for cards that benefit her, and for parents if your current ones have bad affinity or inherits, then roll for her altsyou can also farm onsen vacations with her
i cant believe umama left xer club for uma&co...
>>572695818whats universe like?
What the fuckk
>>572695954autistic
>>572695970genuinely, who the fuck wants someone who knows your smell?>>572695954actually for you, unlike the dyke who released before her
>>572695818Being a very picky individual has been a great boon in all the gachas I have played. I'll only be rolling on 3 uma banners in the next 12 months and just buying some via tickets every time anni rolls around
>>572695490I think the optimal way is rolling umas once every 4-5 months max. More than that you start getting duplicates, or worse, previous banners you already rolled on, and fewer than that and you are barely getting new umas.
any jp players here? if i want to main one uma to win every cm what should it be?
Mappy Heek
>>572696060good old oguri cap (as in peak)
>>572696060your oshi
>>572696060>if losing, winyou know who
>>572695818>pace/late/endgwo...
>>572696094can i main summer goldship and give her two gold accels? wouldnt that work?
>maintenance extended
>>572696038>all the gachas I have played.But even one is too many... I guess you need all the boons you can get, living the way you do
whens the next must pull support card?not a scenario one
Can't find McQueen at all for the final photo... Kitasan will have to dress as McQueen
>>572696031Me>>572695970Aren't we basically married
>>572696031IRL horses sense of smell is 60 times stronger than that of a human
>>572696031>genuinely, who the fuck wants someone who knows your smell?An appeal of monster girls is that they can appreciate you beyond the usual methods. Kind of extends into uma too.
>>572696181>only for unity
>>572690636
>>572695954Funny
>>572696194I've played 3. Azur Lane/for like 2-3 years), Pokemon Masters(for 5-6) and now uma. For a 9 year timespan I think thats pretty good especially considering I never played multiple at once (and PoMa was just a 5min daily type game that would occasionally give me my gambling fix)
>>572695954
>>572696031you never come back home after weeks away, hug your girlfriend and her smell immediately puts you into a sense of calm and right?
>>572696312>girlfriend
>>572696272I will regret not rolling on NN for a whole year....This is a pretty good image though, havent seen it before. Only thing I'd point out is that Rudolf is a skip for lates since Daring Tact is like right after her
>>572695954STALLION
>>572696345shakute
>>572696272Not sure if this one or pic related is the more updated one or if it's just the same thing more or less presented differently
>>572696160Oguri Cap (as in peak) can be easily molded to any distance and surface. Her "if losing, win" unique is also always good. On top of that she can utilize pace, late or even end cards with little to no extra work
>>572696303now that is just slanderis she weird and autistic? yesbut atleast she is actually for you
would creek be shocked to learn she had a penis
>>572696272>that air shakur/rudolf/aichan I will not snack on bannersI will not snack on bannersI will not snack on bannersI will not snack on banners
>>572696398same desui originally didn't because i wanted to main neicha, but i ended realizing that i am way better at training another late uma
>>572696272I like this one because it reinforces my opinions
>>572695954Struggling to cope with their ability to glimpse into real keiba, unlike Stego.
>>572696528Just skip Rudolf.
yfw da usa wins da world cup
>>572696528Unfortunately as a pacechud I have to MLB all of those and even Ardan power so I'll actually go afk during the Food Festival scenario (Nishino pow) in order to afford the trifecta
>>572696649I plan ahead so I don't have to
I don't understand how you're supposed to play URA rework with happy meek duels in mindshe's always sitting on Guts or some shit or i attempt to grab stam essence and fail
ITS OVER MY HACHIMI DETECTED
>>572695954the only good blonde in the game
>>572696398>Only thing I'd point out is that Rudolf is a skip for lates since Daring Tact is like right after herthe supply definitely runs low by the time you get to Tact but given lates have no banners before her it seems fine
What is the consensus on the new URA skills vs Unity skills for parent farming? Would you go Unity grandparent then URA parent for both scenario skills or what
>>572696746Gold City is in the game though?
>>572696539I dont really care about Neicha herself and I knew I was going to main lates by the time her rerun showed up. I even had the 60k carrats for her. But I already knew I'd have MLB FineMo going into mant with the anni vouchers and surely I'd never need TWO wit cards, right? That'd be silly haha... and people were saying that OYL is a bad skill anyway!
>>572696774>>572696398starting to realize that cygames made pace chasers the default role they funnel 90% of the playerbase into with scenario banners because trying to commit to anything else sends you to hell
>>572696858only good unity skill is ignited wit for fronts, otherwise all the ura skills will be used from now on
Now that Beeline Burst got buffed I wished I had Brian
>>572696873Pretty it is because of how many pace chasers are in the game
>>572696864she's a bitch
>>572696746
>>572696865For me it's because my oshi already came with OYL and I didn't see the need for a card that just gave another hint for it. But then it turns out wit cards are just good anyway for the moment. Hoping to cheekily pick her up on the 1.5 anni banner then ticket her up.
>>572696774I mean I'd rather invest those carats in the Kris S power card instead of a wit card I'll be using for 2 months
>>572696873pacegawd game pacegawd franchise
>>572696901she's on rateup right nowget her
>>572696889Interesting. I thought other ignited skills would be helpful. I'm working on a late / end Ryan and dober
>>572696465retard
WHY IS BEELINE BURST 3 SECOND DURATION BUT POC 2.4?
ITS BACK UP
THEY'RE NOT BLONDES THEY'RE CHESTNUTSCHESTNUTS
>>572697071because curvature doesnt fucking need it
>connecting>connecting
Is plancha good for pacers this time
>>572696964Fair enough. For me I'd rather invest in a card that I know I'll be using 30% of the time until Ebayan instead of a card that has had... two uses so far?
>no fast learnerNOOOOOOOOO
>>572697164there's some worldwide dns and cdn issues, mite be related
Does Neicha wit ever rerun again?
>>572697176idk Kris has lose yourself and seems like a solid power card. She might get completely replaced by Tamamo Cross, I didnt look too deep into the power card meta on JP. I think either is a fine investment though if neither have super high value in use then maybe I'll just skip both and roll on umas/get some other dolphin card that actually has longevity in its niche
>>572697363nyo
So is Unity so much better than URA?I had more fun playing the new URA for the whole "duel" mechanics and the new skills might be better for the front runner i'm building rather than "It's On" and "No Stopping Me".
>>572697363no lol
>>572696928nyo
>>572697363No and I told everyone during the banner.
>>572697363Nope!Better save for Laurel Stamina SSR to get a OYL card
>>572697215gnochacho brought 750 stam to sprints
Time to see if medium C is enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu46_Esmp78
>>572697371There's definitely value in niche cards, but long races are such a bad niche because they're so infrequent. Power Kris is released after the most recent long CM. Gametora doesn't have historical LoH and while I know the current one is long, there's also no way you can afford to run her stamina-wise. The other Claw Ahead (formerly Lose Yourself) cards have the same issue where they're BiS for exactly one CM before the next card with the skill comes out.
>>572697363for paid selectors, yessu>>572697472isn't that a shit welfare tho?
>>572697473you now remember Maya has a mandatory harutenmight even have long ura if you don't load up on races
YOSH, IKKUYOOOOO>guarantees Fast Learner
>>572697428Burning Spirit SPD + free IGW seems quite nice for Fronts though?
>>572697487it is
>>572697547oh shit you are right
>>572697520>Claw AheadClaw Forward, remembered wrong
What's a viable debuffer deck now?
>>572697605with clocks, sure
thoughts on SERIOUS and COOL uma art?
DD+Igwit on pacers?
>>572697473I just used Riko and the sprint Seiun parent I used had stamina sparks
>>572697706>out of ALL the meta cards it specifically murders shakur nyooooooooooooooooooooooticing
Any videos on all the skill changes?
>>572697520it's possible you're 100% right but I will probably be rolling on the Cafe wit card anyway. Mostly because I'll have the resources for her and I can also just do 200 pulls to 1lb and ticket her up to 3lb with the L'Arc anni (wont really have any better targets)>roll on Pokke instead if you want a whale cardI'll be doing that too. I have 140k carats and will be saving for most of GL as well.
>>572697706It's pretty nice.
>>572697782Wait, shit, I'm retarded.
>>572697215>angling and scheming>paceretardgro...
>>572697838she NEVER goofs up!
>>572697706Doto should not have aura.
>>572697883Well at least you realized it yourself before we had to point it out
>>572697851I'm also looking at my unallocated budget and weighing options. In a vacuum Cafe seems like the best of the bunch for longevity.
I thought it said Cowgirl's Got Tits...
>>572697897erm all in on lucky pace
>>572697706Imagine Doto's swinging milkers
when do they up the borrow limitI just failed two fucking trainings and want to give up but it's my last borrowcmon cyniggers
Seiun Sky is kind of a creep.
>>572697945I think Cafe has the best longevity yeah. Also using a wit card as a skill card just sounds like the least taxing on your deck. But I'm not going to act like I have a much better idea of the future than you do, I just saw the opportunity with the anni tickets
you niggers aint livin like me
>>572698087>mant got so tiresome a single run a day was the most i could muster>now i have to worry about borrow limits cause in the time it took a single mant run to finish i can now update 2 of my team trials bozos without trying as much, while having fun from my balls going blue then purple then explodingthe game... is fixed.....
>>572698262fwiw, my only gacha ssrs are kitasan and a 3LB creek
>>572698107Seiun's an upstanding member of society, you are just projecting.
>>572698262I have her at the same LB level toowait until you find out she's agemasen
>>572697363>he missed the late surger trainKek. I told anons here they will accelerate the buff. Now it's a must have card for every LS deck because >first half late race is godlike.
Oh cool, I can play the game again!
>>572698262this card is unironically decent for this cm
>>572698364how?!?!?!
>>572698416I dont fucking know manNot even my most embarassing debut race loss. I got fucking last by distance once on a seiun sky run (and no, I did not intentionally grief with failed trainings)
sex soon
>>572698489Its impossible to get hard from golshi
Trainer-san Unity run doko
>>572698557I'm only now doing my first URA Finale run.
>connectingUhoh
>>572698557Et tu, Bakushin...
>>572695429Hello?
>>572698489...and Makween is in the banner too.
*sloooooorp*
>>572698665
Do you think your trainee would be more likely to forgive you if you cheated on her with another uma musume or with a ningen?
She can tell how a goat is feeling by looking into its eyes.
>>572698489golshi really is too powerful, she needs the retard hat
>>572698723*walks*
>>572698732I think she'd be more likely to forgive you if it were an uma. With a ningen she might have an existential crisis wondering if she could ever get herself a human mate and whether she will ever compare to a human woman, while she already competes with umas all the time.But also cheating is cringe, dont do it
5 borrows is not enough... Next increase when?
>>572698835>But also cheating is cringe, dont do itI've cheated on every single girlfriend I've had and none of them even found out.
>>572698919getting away with it doesnt make it any better
>>572698919falcobro...
>>572698665That Daiwa is so cute
>>572698919Helios would not say that.
>>572698990Mambro...
>>572698665fat cow
DENSE
>>572698858Bunny
>>572699103Because she would do it instead
It's crazy how only one of the Mejiro is cute
What skills were changed? They were not listed in the patch notes.
Did they already increase stat caps?
holy shit 2 and a half runs for wasting my fucking time
>>572699224Shame she hates men.
ExcelUma (14/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismClub ID588536995
>>572699224yeah and it's crazy how it's dober haha
>>572699224I miss the AGP Ardan poster
>>572699224Dober raped me
>>572699345No more agp posting... the game is good again....
>>572698919gold city GAWD...
MY CHAINS ARE NOT FINISHING THIS IS WORSE THAN MANT WHAT THE FUUUUCK
>Try out CM16 room>get absolutely fucking destroyed 7-8-9yeah cms are fucking impossible now unless you are whaling
>>572699174
>>572699316*15/30the wrongful ban fixed itself apparently
>>572699367She could have done both........ it's over
>>572699417>wrongful banhuh
I have yet to lose a single unity cup match
maruzensky isnt tHAT good right
>>572699224
>>572699529For fronts? No, she is in fact that good.For everyone else? She's solid
>>572699529you literally can't play frontrunner without her card
>>572699529for frontchuds, yes
>>572698919i can feel the melanin emanating from this post
>ntr spd>only did 12 races so sp is in the gutterwhy are gutskeks like this
>>572699269crazy how Mejiro Ryan is the only Mejiro to not have a crippling mental disorder and yet everyone hates her because of the most meaningly part of a body; the hair
but i want summer goldship and not a stinky card that will expire
>>572695429One last call. I'm going to bed though. Goodnight!
>>572699548nah
>>572699416Daiwa's pokeys...
Ryan's body is hot thoughjust tell her to wear a paper bag or something in bed
call me indian the way i wanna fuck this cowhttps://litter.catbox.moe/okzl8ttzgm5ykw3o.jpg
>>572699548
They mean in a race, right?
>-120sp from blossom to autowin careerTaiki just prints SP, literally easiest uma to play with Maruzensky except Maruzensky has to be front
>>572699719>handcuffedshe allow it cause she's into it
imagine if we had unity but with whistles and lucky charms
>>572699224it's crazy how only one uma in this team is cuteit's the stray goldship
>>572699739theyre beating you to death
>>572699739Maruzen and Sirius don't.
>>572699660I personally don't like her because her personality is unbelievably boring. She's just vodka 2.0 with the whole "failed tomboy" thing but with an extra obsession with working out added on top. and it's boringgggggg
>>572699548[mejiro bright punch.png]
>>572699773where's your stamina, umaski...
>>572699730cygames could have fixed her hair with her alt, but somehow they made it worse
>>572699224And she's not even in this pic
>>572699867kitasan is just ryan but better in every way
I haven't had a single run with all my event chains finished in NUnity yet even though I'm only bringing three SSRs
>>572699973nta but i was looking forward to kitasan but her story is just boring 'ah i love friends i love friendship i love being friends', ryan at least had an arc (uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) even if then she's just extreme one note in any other interaction
>purple bomb on stam>ignore it>never see it again for the rest of the career
>>572699739Maruzen and CB would
unity rework omega buffed Smaru for 3 weeks because her TE will start ramping up before Junior year even starts
>>5726999351200+ speed consumes more stamina?
>>572700095
>Matikanefukukitaru SR>Marvelous Sunday SR>Agnes Tachyon SRWhich two should I be bringing to pair with Finemo? I'm leaning towards Marv for her hints and Fuku for her +SP, but Tachy has better TE and +1 SP...
I will put 200 cheeky pulls on Smaru speed I hope I won't regret it
>>572689871>Lose Yourself was translated into Claw ForwardI am now actually mad, it was my favorite skill name, along with "with all my soul"
>>572700256fuku+tachyon+FMfuku gives you right handed too
>>572696974is there a site where i can filter all umas by pace, mile etc
>>572700278>i won't [...]g[...]et ityour wish is my command
>>572700092It's our fault for expecting good writing out of a game with characters made almost solely to appeal to your dick. Or pussy.
>double purple spirit bomb on one statI cummed
>>572700385nah there are some extra good stories, like nice nature's, and nice nature's, and nice nature'sFUCK TEIO GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WIT CARD YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
>>572689871Beast Mode is the coolest zoomer meme though
Okay. Convince me. I have 1LB FM. Do I just use my Voucher + 2 SSR Crystals to MLB her or wait until the rerun?
>All of the decent 9* sprint parents have full follower listsmy dream of another sprint Dober cm....
>>572700256you can't post sexushin with such question, it's too distracting
>full energy>purple bomb on wit
>>572700481you should have done that 8 months ago man. Fm only has 5 more months left to live
>>572700601I am really stingy with carats. That's what's holding me back.
>>572698919I only ever had one girlfriend and I never cheated on her (or upset her in any way), she just left me because I'm boring. I never dated anyone else since
This is the run
>>572700612Pressed the wrong button award.
>>572700195going faster means working harder, yeah
>>572700347https://gametora.com/umamusume/charactersYou can filter by track type, distance, running styleIf you tick "Show upcoming characters" you can include the JP umas
>>572700481Borrow her until Ramonu.Or borrow Teio Wit.Or Nature wit.
>>572700475the only memory I have of said meme is from this dumbass tweet.
>>572700641Get yourself a budget. There's no reason to be stingy when you have perfect knowledge of the next three years of cards.
Nyooooooo. This never happened in MANT!!!
>>572700347nyo i did that by manually checking the kit of each uma since a lot of them have pace aptitude but arent actual pacershere's the version with every style
>>572700925But I do have a budget. I have 150k stashed. I'm shitting myself on the what if scenario I don't MLB Tachyon, it's also why I can't use those crystals freely.
>>572700967i've been fine with going between 5 and 6 every reset, just need to make a few UGs to keep on top of 5
>>572700967Chrono, dox this man.
>>572701039Then wait until the Tachyon banner since the rerun is after that
>>572700967>deletedIt's too late, I already have your umaddress
>>572701039If you don't MLB then you don't MLB. Or you dip into your crystals. You pick your banners and your allocation and hope for statistical consistency.
>>572701256>>572701256>>572701256sexy palmer bwead
>>572701027ummm r*ckeygwos whats this???? she's not even SS...
>>572701081DavidUmamusume
>>572701027Ohamile! can actually use every style except front
