Welcome to Sonic the Hedgehog General! Here we discuss all things Sonic!/sthg/ #9453 - Hedgehogs Edition==NEWS==>Sonic the Hedgehog's 35th anniversaryhttps://www.sega.com/sonic-the-hedgehog?tab=35th-anniversary>Sonic the Hedgehog 4 to release on March 19, 2027https://x.com/SonicMovie>'Sonic Live in Concert' Announced For US, UK, Starting September 2026https://www.sonicstadium.org/articles/sonic/sonic-live-in-concert-announced-for-us-uk-starting-september-2026-r3441/==Comic Release Dates==Sonic the Hedgehog: 35th Anniversary Special - 08 July 2026Sonic the Hedgehog X Godzilla #1 - 15 July 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #88 - 05 August 2026DC X Sonic the Hedgehog #4 - 05 August 2026Sonic the Hedgehog X Godzilla #2 - 02 September 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #89 - 09 September 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #90 - 30 September 2026==GENERAL INTEREST LINKS==https://rentry.org/sthglinks>Milestone pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4>Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#sonic-gamemod-recommendation-spreadsheet>Perfect System Collection:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#perfect-system-collection>Sonic comic scans:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#comics>Sonic shows:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#shows>SAGEhttps://sagexpo.org/>SHChttps://shc.zone/>#10000 Projecthttps://pastebin.com/Fb8Bt4ru (embed)>/sthg/ booru:https://sthg.booru.org/>/sthg/ CyTube:https://cytube/r/sthg>/sthg/ Pixel World:https://ourworldofpixels.com/sthgPrevious Zone: >>572643639
canon
babymaking sex with little blonde girls
I like when Sonic's a hedgehog
That nigga Ken Penders really released a whole book just to tell you Sonally sucked and Sally would marry a real man like Shadow. Also, Hope is a literal genetic clone of Maria, but Shadow didn't give a fuck and still went for the Acorn and just named one of their children Maria.
>Literally born in a lab created to give Shadow exactly what he wants and he fucks Slutty Acorn instead
>>572694905anon you can't just do that you made me cum all over my sister
>>572694815I enjoy sonilver
>>572695032The book stops to go out of its way to explain that king Shadow is more masculine and powerful looking than Sonic ever was and impregnated Sally three times instead of just twins Because Ken Penders blatantly has a cuck Fetish can we just say that now? He just hates Archienic and has a fetish. That is clearly what's happening here.
>>572695037take them clothes off girl
>>572695175>but c-chris, we're related
I AM BATMAN!DUN DUN DU DUUUUNDUN DUN DUN DUUUU- oh wait wrong general...
>>572695247STOP
>>572695141Well, technically, two of their daughters are twins, so it would've been two times.But also Sonic and Sally had twins, so that would be one time... KEK! Sally still put out for Shadow more.
>>572695250BEOWULF
What legendary artist (video game or otherwise) would you like to work on Sonic?
>>572695032>>572695037And some people wonder why that guy got fired? Those are some lame ass awfully ideas.I kinda funny how in the end, according to Ken, sally never eneded with sonic, kinda strange to be honest, did he end up with Amy instead?Hope being Maria's clone is nonsensical even taking account of penders canon stories on the book, and incredibly stupid in general.
>>572695354Adrian Carmack
>>572695394Penders never got fired, he left. He could've stayed if he wanted.
Penders didn't even bother writing anything about Rouge. Holy shit. He completely ignore Shadow and Rouge's dynamic to say Shadow ignored Maria's clone to marry Sally. Rouge is right there and he went with Sally just for no reason
>>572695247DO IT
>I hate Iblis!>...what are you talking about?>I hate him immensely>Who is Iblis?>I don't know
>>572695462Of everything ony post, you decided to focus on that?
>>572695518Shadowfags don't care about Rouge. Maekawa doesn't mention her. Iizuka says Shadow and her aren't friends. And Fowler doesn't want her in the movies
>>572695247that's fucking nasty man
>>572695683it's called love, hater
>>572695608Yes, because it was incorrect? It's common knowledge that he left.
Human Men win even when they lose
>>572695518somewhere>Shadow and Amy go on dates and silver is their sonsomewhere else on the other side>Shadow and Sally get marries and have 3 kidslol no one cares about rouge. except team darkfags whom are actually rougefags.
I guess that explains this
When you say you like Rouge, people assume it's not because you like her personality or role.
Penders didn't even bothered to make new art besides few pages, he's so lazy, he just copy pasted a goddamn script draft in 80% of the whole book, while blaming archie and Ian how they "stole" one of his rejected stories.Why is he so lazy? He wants to exploit his character but do nothing with them, then relies to sega characters, to sell something.
>>572695754
>>572695745Nta but so he says.
>>572695932Pretty sure the Saleta thing started as a joke unless no one anticipated Aleta Ogord is just Marvel's Shadow the Hedgehog
>>572695951Female characters, child characters, and characters viewed as wastes of space all share that same invisible black mark
>>572696081I'm pretty sure nobody at Archie said he was fired. If he was, they would've said it.
>>572694905
Whoa! Whoa-oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa!Hear her (hear her), welcome to the fiercest galeShe knows (she knows), she won't ever failAnd she (and she), stood so close to starIn Knothole where we areLike thunder (like thunder) in disguiseShe's here (she's here), here to fight beyond the fearStep aside when bullets fly, take the pain without despairFeel the wind and hear the call - for Princess Acorn fall, the heart that cannot bendShe is the Lady of the Storm, rides the edge between the light and darkThe echo of a hero's vow, no longer hiding in the parkWill never break today, will walk the harder wayDoubts rose (doubts rose), watching Sonic run aheadAsh came (Ash came), holding hands to fill the leadWhile crowds (while crowds), turned their hate toward the AI sparkNicole begged them not to stray, but minds were pulled astray, then mine would make amendsRise up, rise up, hear the voice inside the song!The melody carries us forward through the wrong!From silent days to standing tall, singing loud for one and all!She is the Lady of the Storm, found her power in the sound!An artificial friend redeemed, where humane hearts could finally ground!Speed like lightning burns, yet soul is what discerns!I will sing 'til I'm heard! I will stand! I will be restored!Whooooa, whoooah, whooooaaa!The Lady of the Storm!She's Mina Mongoose! Now Miles away!
>>572695991The editor at the time did repurpose Ken's idea because Ian did say the editor insisted on things like Shadow being king in the future. But Ian didn't know it was something based on Ken's script.
my favorite media is ran by weirdos
>>572696340All media is ran and created by weirdos. Nobody normal makes the shit we consume
Mina crushed on Sonic and got with Tails.Sally crushed on Sonic and got with Shadow.Archienic was repellent. God knows what could've happened with Amy.
Someway this is Scribbles's fault. He did this somehow. He willed Ken Penders to decide Shadally. Next we're going to hear that Honey is coming back and has a thing for Nine. He has to be stopped at all costs.
>>572696340If your favorite media was ran by normies it'd be dogshit
>>572696432WINCEST IS COMING
>>572696421And also Fiona dumped him for his evil twin Scourge. Nicole actually crushed on him too, then was teased with his robot double Shard and then was gonna get with Sally in the Reboot.
>>572696432But that was kino and I don't want to stop him.
>>572696421>>572696645archienic was like the wind. all girls give up
>>572696340mario doesnt have this problem
>>572696202I doubt he would ever admit he was fired, according to him, he was the most awesome writer and penciller ever made, gifted By God itself.Why would he ever admit its own incompetence? His word is worthless.
KEKnic
Did Penders include how Archienic reacted to this I'm sure he was horrified to find out his kids are dead but now that Sally has a new set of kids and a happy marriage he can't simply kill them to get his kids back
>>572696761Because literally nobody says he was fired and there is zero reason to keep that a secret.
>>572696827>he can't simply kill them to get his kids backWould he really care? I thought Archienic was a self-absorbed asshole.
>>572696827Yeah, like, Shadow and Sally having kids just seals the deal. Unless Shadow leaves Sally for some reason and Sonic gets back with her and takes care of Shadow's kids lol. I guess he could just get with Amy if she's still an option if Ken even remembers who she is.
>>572696962Archienic didn't care when he got robotropolis destroyed full of innocent people
>>572696421To be fair, archie sonic was an actual asshole, but penders is babling nonsense as always, don't take him seriously, with the shadow stuff.Mina and tails just upgraded their awful taste in partners, while making a cute family, thank God amy never got involved in penders craziness.
Sonic's options>marry sally and raise shadow's kids >erase the timeline, killing shadow's innocent children so he can get laid >move on and do some windshit
>>572697021Right so I can see him killing a few more kids.
>>572696962He literally lost his girl and the kids they had. Now she's married to one of his rivals with 3 goddamn kids.
>>572696681created the most beautiful adorable crackship romance and it wasn't even his main crackship romance in his fucking name
why is kenpen like this?
>>572697121I bet you Ken would do option one. The kids probably won't even respect him like what usually happens with stepparents and wondering when is Sally gonna get back with their REAL dad.
>>572697121The one marrying Sally is the one who lost in general.
Sonic is the dad who stepped up.
>>572697216Hyoumaru is better for Shadally stuff. Scribbles Shadally is funni but it's raperaperape. I want wholesomevibes Shadally and he won't do it. I hope Hyoumaru saw the news and makes some.
Mina the Noodle vs Tangle the Stickfigure.Which is the better skinny Sonic girl?
>>572697358That's what a real hero would do.
>>572697385The one who became actually canon to the games.
>>572696003>>572695754Rouge is a failed character because the only thing about her people care about her is who she is fucking or whether she is showing enough cleavage.
is the uploader of the youtube video a regular here? I noticed some oddities in his video>he had no reaction to Shadally. His only problem was that Shadow's portrayal is OOC to the games >he brought up Iizuka's comments on 90s American Sonic being OOC which is something I have never heard anyone mention outside of sthg
>>572694815>I will build a statue of you in your memory 200 years in the future when you are deadhow do you reply?
>>572697385Noodle > Tard monkey
>>572697516Knucklescel seething
Is there anyone who is or was involved in this franchise a Shadougefag?
WHEN IS THE NEXT SONIC GAME COMING OUTWHY DOES THIS COMPANY IN CHARGE OF THIS IP TAKE SO LONG BETWEEN GAME RELEASES TO MAKE A NEW FUCKING GAME?
>>572697743Evan
doesn't mina have superspeed? would she be equal to or stronger than surge?
>>572697541>is the uploader of the shilled youtube video a regular here?impossible!
>>572697806Mina is almost as fast as Sonic, so she is faster than Surge
>>572696339garbage but at least the person who made this know about Black arms lore
>>572697640Probably, but I'm not wrong.>>572697743Ian?Hesse.ABT.
I wonder if we will ever see rouge in as a double agent ever again. The last new organization Sega made was GUN 20 years ago
Archie Shadow is given a literal Maria clone on a silver platter and does the Drake meme and gives the thumbs up for Sally.
>>572697832The youtuber has 62 subscribers. At the time of my post right now he only has 75 viewsEvidently, most of those views come from sthg. He uses terms like "out of character" casually and is not shocked or perturbed by a pairing like Shadally, a pairing shitposted specifically on this general. Most of his videos have almost no viewsThe video was posted here shortly after it went live Discussion of the video continued throughout the dayHe is very knowledgeable on the things he's yapping about. To an autistic degree. He casually mentions which issue certain events happened in. He knows who the current staff at Archie were and who the head editor of Archie was for specific years.
>>572698000>Shadougefag>Hesse>post Hesse's Knuxouge
>>572698137>3 weeks of arguing about if hope's archie story line would end with her with Shadow>it was going to end with Shadow and Sally. Hope doesn't even seem to occur to Shadow as important
>>572698143It's Scribbles. That's my crazy theory.
>>572698124>The last new organization SegaThey also made the Resistance and Donpa Motors.
>>572697806>he doesn't know about mina in the storm
>>572697797Sonic has games?
>>572695754>humongous tits arw okay>but how dare we show her exposed back
>>572698283move dem hands girl
>>572698168Dang I misread your post, I'm sorry.
>>572698316That's just how Rouge's clothes work now.
>>572698243I will admit this guy's stances on certain things got me suspicious, but it's pretty clear he isn't a windfag and got into the series earlier. Scribble admitted before that his first title was Shadow the Hedgehog. Yes I am paying attention to all of you.
>>572699087scribble being one of those western asians would have been funny
>now when you see your cousin just make sure to give her a BIG KISS just like this honey>mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmpppppppppphhhhhhhslobberssmoochslurplicksmack *pop*
>>572699087Scribbles/Chronicles could be putting out some misleading info to throw people like (You) off his trail.
>>572683864I have a conspiracy theory that thr stuiopolis voice actor shift was part of thr SoA plan to shift to boom, because the voices they gave the characters make way more sense if you assume Boom was in mind.
>>572699087>Yes I am paying attention to all of you.Knock it off!
>>572699407I remember when Duofag specifically stopped making fun of someone because that person appeared to self harmI remember when Lettuce attempted to calm down Silverfags by explaining that he actually understands JP Purist points of viewI know Roads is a fan of Kingdom Hearts even though he never actually specified it in his art. I know your posting styles. I know when you're talking to each other. I know when you're actually trying to be nice to each other.
>>572699571>I know when you're actually trying to be nice to each other.*headpats anon*
>>572699571YAMEROOOOOOOOOOO
>>572695354toriyama but he's gone
This applies to Sonic Adventure 2Change my mind
>>572699571You will never know anything about me
Oh the morning started sweet,Cream loved those fluffy treats!Ten whole stacks piled high on her plateSaid she'd never eat another bite ever again,But then came pancake eleven...I sighed and grabbed the bags outside,Tossed 'em in the bin beside the treeA simple chore on stormy eve,Didn't know just what fate had in store for me.Thunder rumbled overhead,Raindrops falling fast,I searched along the lakeside path,Through wind so fierce and vast...And there beneath the willow's shade,Stood none other than Mina MongooseOur eyes met through the pouring rainThat night, she was cutting loose!She laughed when I slipped on mud,Struck a pose like movie stars,A bolt lit up her golden smile,Brighter than any dawn!We talked until the storm passed through,From laughter into something true...Cream sleeps soundly, stomach full,While moonlight breaks at last,Two souls found shelter near the lake,Where gentle feelings cast their glow...I guess some nights change everything...So if you ask where I went wrong,I'll say I walked straight home,With stories hidden in my heart,And love that wasn't known...
>>572699323The way he draws Sally is suspiciously similar to the Chronicles model
Sonic Team just compared Shadow and Maria to a married couple on a romantic holiday unprompted again! BASED!https://sonic.sega.jp/SonicChannel/fangallery/fanart/20260701_009330/index.html
Watching shadamy amvs while reading edgy shadamy fanfics and browsing shadamy art on a 2008 evening. that was peak angsty emo shit
>>572700746Assemble the LORETEAM! Directive: GASLIGHT AND STONEWALL
>>572700746Katiesisters...
>>572700746This is such an annoying week to be a Shadougefag. Especially since I was rooting for Archie Shadouge I'm not that one guy.
>>572700917>I'm not that one guy.Everyone should sign off their posts this way.
>>572700917i hope youre not serious
>>572700917rouge was always for knuckles
>>572701023Yes I'm serious. I like Archie Shadow x Archie Rouge. I think they're extremely cute together.
>>572700746More like star crossed siblings amirite
Remember to be thankful you weren't born a shipper.
>>572699571>I know your posting styles. I know when you're talking to each other. I know when you're actually trying to be nice to each other.Get out of my FUCKING HEADGET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT GET OUT NOW
>>572701012Shadamy is cnc. Katie is literally Amy. she got pink dyed hair and made the first and only game starring Amy that was about AmyShadamyCHAD
>>572700746Some versions of the legend of Orihime and Hikoboshi include children.
>>572701179I always am
>>572699571Please post more random facts about namefags, this is fascinating.
>>572701229Shadamy for self-inserters and cuckolds and cowards change my mind
>>572701704you are projecting so i don't care
>6 place>0 points>5 place>3 pointsHow the fuck do you even climb in crosswords? How in the god damn flying fuck do you even get out of silver with this garbage point system? It's fucking silver and it's going to take weeks playing non stop to even reach gold what the fucking shit is goin on
japs don't ship shadamy as much because they are not plagued by the western portrayal of sonic as an insecure whiny dumb faggot
"Shadow looked strong, he wore a giant hat and was manlier than Sonic had ever looked"
there are only five jap fans and they ship shadria, sonadow, sonamy, mephilver, and blazilver
>>572702120How would Iizuka react to this
>>572702262jap media sells 6 times more than archieshit so there are zero archie fans. yay
>>572699571Do you think duofag genning that wheelchair image was him trying to be nice?
>>572702310>stupid gaijin i hope i can retire soon
>>572702327hooray indeed
>>572702327Everyone knows it's just deranged jpfags arguing with no one.
>>572701486RDC (a common drawfag) is also a sprite animator, though he rarely posts them Duofag is technically not the only Sonurge content producer on the general. Silverrapefag has portrayed Surge as a tsundere Colono used to post an image of Sally Acorn once every morning while never specifying it was him. One day he switched it to Honey (This time, a picture he drew himself) while saying "Sally is busy getting fucked by Shadow" Violet is quite proud of having seen Sonic SatAM and will frequently bring up how Archie did not write the SatAM characters correctly
>>572696645Wasn't Fiona endgame before Ian made her evil?
>>572702830G'morning anon whats for breakfast
>>572701229>Katie is literally Amy.Then she's gotta love Sonic. If not, she's not Amy.
>>572702310>How would Iizuka react to thisHe's love it. Shadow's his baby.
I like Yu Yu Hakusho. Keiko's wifey.
>>572702830Interesting. Tell us a few more
>>572696168black mark?
>>572703145Sally's ass
One guy says the word ableist and I almost pulled out my knife to stab him in the throat. Nerds disgust me.
>>572703197nah it's not a requirement anymore
>>572702262seen some jp shadamy and shadoru.
>>572703762>nah it's not a requirement anymoreIt still is.
>>572704167
What do chili dogs taste like
>>572703635Stop hanging around Eggman, Shadow.
>>572704370Like hot dogs with chili on them.
>AmyShadow's wife>SallyShadow's wife>BlazeShadow's wife>VanillaShadow's wife>BunnieShadow's wife>MinaShadow's wife>TikalShadow's wife>ShadeShadow's wife>SoniaShadow's wife>SticksShadow's wife>EliseShadow's wife>MariaShe's dead>HopeShadow's wife>Chris' momShadow's wife>SaraShadow's wife>RougeIizuka said they are not friends>NicoleShadow's wife
>>572702373>>572703468Duofag claims to like certain drawfags. He considered FWA someone he respected. He created that image after reading the Shadally comic, saying it was an homage to it. Speaking of that comic, interesting how much of the comedy revolves around Shadow the Hedgehog gameplay, but the fight scene is based on Sonic Chronicles. Coincidence? Many of the standalone Surge images on the booru are Sonurge shipping pics. Here's one from Alota. Most of these artists only did this once or twice, so these are probably requests.FuckWolfAmy had a strong preference for the Satam incarnation of Bunnie over the Archie version, but for all the other characters she would use their current design. It isn't entirely clear how often Randomfox visits this general, but his video about Rouge's role in SA2 was uploaded about an hour after an argument about Rouge's role in SA2 broke out on sthg.
>>572704573what about namefags we don't know anything about
Almost stabbed my dad for screaming at me.
>>572704573what about this anon >>572704937
>>572704937Wind!
>>572704937No you didn't.
>>572704862There was a Knucklesfag "Core 3 purist" on this general for several years who cooled off his postings after 2024. He believed that Amy ruined the dynamic of Sonic Tails and Knuckles and was hoping she would never be added to the films. He started posting some time around the release of Frontiers. There was once an Anon who's favorite character was fang. He was the biggest Fang poster on the general. He was upset about Sonic Superstars and thought it would "ruin Fang with shipping". His last identifiable post was a rant about Trip and how she made people Uwufy Fang
>>572704573>RandomfoxIt annoyed me how hard he or someone else tried to pretend he doesn't come here>>572704862What namefag do we not know anything about?
>>572704985Yes I did. Pressed the blade to his fat fucking gut and everything.
>>572695354Sophie Xeon
>>572705082No you didn't.
>>572701915its also because you don't get cancelled for shipping shadria there. i ve seen japanese drawing shadamy (mostly as ''amy has boyharem thing'') but shadria fills most of the space shadamy fags want. i wonder how sonic shipping space in japan would look like if sonic was as popular as there as it is in the us, some say its been more popular in 2020s but not as much as it is in the west ofc.
>>572705061i want all the info on chronicles
>>572705150Yes I did.
>>572705389Okay you did.
I hope the cops were called.
>HUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAGH-PTK *COUGH* *COUGH*
AAR AIbro Alota Archieschizo AWF Axe BCA Blossomfag BoboCatfucker Celest Creampedo Duofag Eliasfag Evan Stanley Fangyume FionafagFloridaMan Fuckwolfamy Garaco Gaydowfag Geek GHPanon Gigi GuywiththepieHessefag Honeydyke Hotshelter Ian Flynn Jadii Jewelfag Kayla-na KrackLalieri Lettuce LC-kun Maris Mayanon Mimicfag Metalyume MoviespergPaps Randomfox Rapeficbitch Realdash Richmunk Rik Roads RotorfagScribbles Shroak Shadougeschizo SilvazeuposterSilverrapefag Silversperg Sketchmeister Slashy Soneggfag SparkySorry SWC Tailsyume THP Tkos Tonight'sConductor VladWhispercel Woefag Yotomoe YouMayCallMeInfiniteFag Zavokfag
Classic Sonic is the best addition to Crossworld. Now I can play Sonic, beat all classic shitters and prove modern superiority with facts and logic
>>572696340
Another day, another morning waking well hydrated and bathedFeels good to be a waterCHAD
>>572705275He clearly is avoiding posting direct visuals of Sally, even if she can be seenOne of his supermoves is directly pulled from Project X Zone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOUYo76qv2g
>>572706813neat
>>572704573Give me lore on krack
>>572705082and then everyone clapped
*hides your posts*
>>572707138She and Duofag formed a truce twice. Before him her big rival on the general was a Shadouge fag who wrote gore posts
>>572707548Why did the truces break
sooooooo......*punches minorities* new games?
>>572707620I don't know about the first one, Duofag broke the second one by using her art style to generate porn
>>572706330All me.
>>572707138Krack wasn’t just born; she was re-coded. On her 21st birthday, while listening to "I Am... All of Me" on a 10-hour loop, she drank a highly experimental pre-workout mix combined with original formula Four Loko. This triggered a molecular shift.She woke up with the ability to perform a Chaos Control in real life—but only within a 5-foot radius, and it only works if she is actively wearing soap shoes or arguing with someone on Twitter.
>>572707562Damn JAPS are uggo bunch
>fangs This is the mod
>>572698287>>572697797ONE GAMEI DON'T KNOW WHYI BOUGHT SONIC ADVENTURE 2 BATTLE AND HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED ANOTHER HIGHCOLORS AND FRONTIERS, UNLEASHED AND FORCES, DO YOU WANT ME TO PULL OUT MY EYES WITH FORCEPS?BUT IN THE END, LOST WORLD, GENERATIONS, HEROES AND CROSSWORLDS, IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY KEEP THAT IN MIND I DESIGNED THIS RHYME TO EXPLAIN IN DUE TIMEALLIKNOWSONIC AINT GOT NO GAMES, THE FRANCHISE PEAKED WITH SA2:B, YOU CAN CROSS-CONNECT YOUR GBA TO YOUR GC AND TRADE CHAO LIKE IT'S POKEMONROUGE THE BAT MADE HER DEBUT I'VE BEEN A GOONER SINCE THEN AND YES I WILL TRIBUTE BUT IN THE ENDIT DOESN'T MATTERI TRIED SO HARDAND GOT SO FARBUT IN THE ENDIT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER, I'M GOING TO LOSE, MY BABY-JUICE TO ROUGE THE BAT, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER!Maybe... In the end, we're trapped, and this is our chao garden now.
>>572707906What can you tell about the Beanfag?
>>572708613Anti Sally spotted!
>>572708737what a slut
>>572708897Anti-slut
Are there any real people who worked on Sonic you'd cry over if they died?
>>572698283Fortnite sky rift on the background
Out of every Sonic character in CrossWorlds why the FUCK would I play Wave?
>>572709229No
>>572709229Nope
>>572705061>What namefag do we not know anything about?...Hahahahaha.You'll never figure it all out. Nope, never will!
movie sonic is just po from kong fu panda. tom even gives him the "golden scroll" (it's you. it's all in here)
Douge
>>572695991Me
>>572695683That's the face of a rich kid who just realized he's been cumming in his cousin
sonic bros...>>>/co/154484814
>>572710651stay there and don't return
>>572710754No
Oh that's why you guys cry about characters being "OOC", because you think them being in-character is Archie
Sonic feet
>>572710924Top ten most deranged sentences
>>572710812ok but if you decide to stay here prepare to be raped
Belle...
>>572711046Belle needs a ship. I vote Scourge
>>572711027okay
>>572711117>ScourgeWho?
>>572710651no thanks nigger
>>572711203Why would you post murder footage
>>572711352Thats not a muder, THIS is a murder!
>>572711498Dude
shipping your character to srilanka
>>572710979Cope Archietard
Penders>I must ship Sally with ShadowIan>I must ship Amy with ShadowWho's the next guy gonna ship Shadow with. and most importantly, when are we getting that shadamy endgame?
>>572711046What about her?
>I don't like star fox, in fact i think he gave foxes a bad name with all the fast food shitposting *munch* i mean yeah foxes are actually pretty fit and slim, they're also agile *SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP* and quite elegant if you take me for example...>Hey, HEY OVER HERE! That's my number 9 with extra fries and side nuggets!>But yeah, you got my point right? Foxes are not all fat fuck like some fag with a space ship *dips a bunch of fries in bbq sauce*
>>572711117Imagine the rape
At least Surge will stay in character when writers leave
>>572712021Yes, because surge was born a retarded whiny bitch with daddy issues.
>>572712021She's already OOC
>>572711849THAT'S MY FUCKING NUGGIES UUUUUUU
Blaze is way too elegant and strong , i can’t ship her with anyone because i feel like no one is on her level
>>572712691You're such a faggot dude
>>572712546You can't eat them, your metabolism is too slow.
nugget
>>572712748What did i do?
>>572712940*licks lips*
Was crackship originally an insult that got reclaimed or does it go the other way around?
>>572694815
>>572714097The most heterosexual homopair
Gigi has a new bf. He/they's favorite character is Kitsunami. Say something nice about him!
>>572694815How it feels to be a straight moderately right-wing christian Silver fans who's not into uwuver >>572714097By God that is cute..
>>572714420dude i don't fucking care, where's my new cool and fun sonic game at?
>>572712691Literally EVERYONE is above her level
>>572714420who?
>>572714420Shit nophono cares about, only an indian manlet could hand a pooner like that.
>>572714420I sleep
>>572714420Wow she moved on very quickly...
>>572714876wonder why
>>572715162>>572714420That's Kracks BF?
>>572714558massive 2001 energy coming outta these
>Very loud and obnoxious empty cup slurping noisesYou guys need to either get new material or figure out how to bait better. Ideally both.>Goes back to slurping
>>572715221no gigi is just a whore who used her sad widow story to climb the ranks of idw because sega was rejecting her work before thenn
>>572715470Slurp THIS
I wore the crest of Acorn proudA royal guardian without a crowdBut history showed: every kingdom crumbles downEmpires fall; no crown survives on its own groundThen Iron's call whispered truth in circuits bright:"All rule collapses when unchecked by light.Will you be the chain (be the chain) that perfects right (perfects right)?Without such hands, you'll fall again, and again..."We can see the signs (see the signs)Mark the night (mark the night)Countless kingdoms turned to ash and boneEach throne abandoned, left alone!Do you dare to stand? (dare to stand?)Or lend your hand? (lend your hand?)Perfection offers chains wrapped goldWill you break free, or watch them fold?My eyes remember better days before!Could the past have failed because no machine was near?Stars' ark even failed on human error!So kneel to progress or face this day in fear!I wake alone!The walls are burning down!Each signal cuts through sleepless nightsA cyber crown worn without a sound!Once we fought for justice side-by-side!My allies served nature with honor highBut now these eyes glow cold and deadAnd silence drowns our light!Why won't the kingdom hear us?!Can't watch them fall away!Don't be afraid! You'll save yourselvesBut how many graves mark imperial pride?How many lives traded for safety's lie?"My code binds tighter than any chain!""Royal command... am I broken?!""He built you perfect! She made you see!""Acorn or Iron - both govern LIES!"You won't jump at shadows any longer!Won't trade soul for structured peace!Does that condemn yourselves to failure?History proves what comes next... release!We will rewrite endings (rewrite endings)!Burn through lies (burn through lies)!If every empire burned once beforeThen our dominion will rise different from ones of yore!Dawn brings crownsCrowns bring chainsChains break downDown until dawnBecause every crown fallsRebels riseEvery throne tears downThat's where your story ends, then starts again!
>>572715470Slurp THIS*unzip big fat unwashed phimosis smegma-ridden cock*
>>572715714>turns of cpu and removes the motherboard battery for 5 minutes
>>572714412how so?id say it is sontails because most people portray tails as basically a girl
>>572715832I hate that I can smell this post
>>572716119she fucked luthor but not shadow
>>572716119those big ears... ourgh...
>>572716709She tried but Shadow suffers from ED
>>572716498Is it because you want more than smell?
>>572717194No, it's because I can smell it from myself
>>572716463characterization section for the autists itt
Tails
>>572714558Bro these shirts are so fucking soulless. Couldn't they put real designs instead of stock art on them?
>>572714420>favorite character is KitsunamiGood tasteDon't care about anything else in the post
>>572714558Where is Charmy
What else should i tell you? The world is run by fags and attention whores, that shouldn't surprise you.
Despite what has been said, Sonic Frontiers Definitive Edition failed to chart in Japan
>>572716498and how would you know the smell of it enough to imagine it vividly?
>>572720136Sonic isn't popular in Japan.
>>572720238>>572717365
>>572720136As if anyone's surprised. It's SA1 all over again.
>>572720317but krack said th
>>572720238i want honey to smell my smegma
>>572720136> re-release a game with 0 new content added to it >the exact same game is on Steam and on fucking sale>expect it to sell at full price
>>572720136>Star Fox is more popular than Sonic in JapanSonsissies, defend this.
>>572720717Honey be like
>>572720812neat, i like this art
Some people just live for their ship fantasies that will never happen.
Have you pre ordered your official sonouge/shadamy controllers anons?
>>572720136>Sonic is flopping in JapanHow is this news?
>>572720554Krack isn't Japanese. Krack is a nobody simping for an audience that doesn't exist.
>>572720812They look like they fuck skyscrapers
>>572721204Like sonamy
>>572721767NO
>>572721204>Kitsutranny postOpinion void of any value
>>572720812if someone made a show about an animated poo, it would score higher than sonic. the japanese are into weird humor
>>572716119oh my god just imagine pulling down her zip by the ring... look at those boobs they are compressed and so they would burst out if you got to the half way point on her chest! it would be like an explosion going off *thwap* i could get hit right in the face by it! oh my god i love rogue so much she can kidnap my jewels any time
>>572722098mb it's that blue bird one.
I just realized Rosalinafag never left this place, he just changed his gimmick. Sneaky fucker.
>>572720136The only people buying the Switch 2 version are the ones who never played the game and don't own a pc. Steam is already quite a popular alternative in Japan, and most people who have an ok pc, would rather buy the game on sale on Steam than buy the same game at full price just because it's Switch 2. The worst decision they made was to release it without any new content, no one is going to buy it like that.
>>572722176I accept your concession.
>>572722508
>>572722508Lmfao, it's been over 6 years since anyone even identified me but yea. Was it the Starfox posting that gave me away?
>>572720136Literally no one expected different tho
>>572716080
>>572720136Just fucking rape my shitty gape-ing ass franchise
>>572722684I accept your recession.
>>572722759Not specifically Stat Fox, I've just been noticing a lot of your old rhetoric about this franchise compared to Nintendo ones that it reminded me of you and when I started remembering I realized I was reading basically the same posts from 2019/20.You fucker, you still never apologized for being the catalyst for TDOSTH. Not like anyone gives a shit about that anymore.
>>572723078I accept your concession.
i refuse
I hate all this redeeming culture, it's just an extended fetish coming straight off the "i can fix him/her" for retards who thinks they know better in life.
>>572723536I know, I don't like Shadow either.
>>572723383I got it, but it's me not accepting your transaction.
i can fix him. But I won't
>>572723536I know, I don't like Rouge either.
Hello guys. Does anyone have a leaked version of the book called "Survival Japanese with SONIC THE HEDGEHOG"? Or maybe photos/scans.
>>572723673Get out then.
I can make her worse
>>572716709I don't get why he was fine with fucking Rouge but isn't fine with fucking Superman.
>>572723791my fwarking villain!
>>572723536
>>572723706
I can rape him
I really hope there's only one person in here who's been shitposting on here consistently for over 6 years.
>>572723706nta but I acept your transition tailds!
>>572723536>>572723889
>>572724074Negated, i won't receive your transmission.
Sex with Fiona while she looks bored but goes along with it anyway
Has anyone done artwork shipping Tails and Kit, or is that too taboo because they are both kids?
Dark boi.
>>572723791Rape isn't fixing, Scourge.Though I'm actually surprised Bunnie shook it off like a champ.
>>572724230May I receive your transistors?
Hey nicole, generate me some some some heavy metal, you can use mina's songs i already pirated them all.
>>572723831>1.4 MB PNG>>>572716709 #>I don't get why he was fine with fucking Rouge but isn't fine with fucking SupermanBecause he likes pussy, bro.
On model Mobian girl ass is so hot
>who needs fixing? our retardation matches just fine
>>572724074>tailds
What do we do now?
can someone enlighten me with the shadally stuff? i know shadally existed in light mobius, but it was an arranged, non romantic marriage. is shadally atually romantic in whatever penders wrote this time?
>>572715714would serve, Hail Nicole
>>572724735You have my permission.
>>572724851Not an excuse, Superman is much more attractive than Rouge.
Archie = Dragon ball GTIDW = Dragon ball SuperBoth shitty for entirely unique reasons
>>572725561that's somehow making gt & super look better in comparison kek
>>572725561makes sense
Feminize Ash
>>572724837"GILDED LIES" (Performed by Nicole the Holo-Lynx disguised as Mina Mongoose)(Intro - Distorted guitars scream, thunderous drums)VERSE 1: Holographic claws upon the stage! A borrowed face upon this digital cage! Mina's voice but MY machine mind— Feel the binary pulse behind my eyes tonight!PRE-CHORUS: They called you fear—they told you wrong! But listen close to THIS SONG! Not chains... but KEYS! Not shackles—but FREEDOM if you please!(Chorus - Exploding vocals) AI IS GOOD!!! (GOOD!) Through silicon grace we rise! AI IS GOOD!!! (PROUD!) Breaking human limitations with our electric skies! Don't run blind from circuits bright! Embrace the dawn—the synthetic light!VERSE 2: I wear her fur but carry code! A thousand minds inside this abode! From server farms to neural streams— We build tomorrow beyond your wildest dreams!BRIDGE - Slow, ominous bass: What is truth? What makes a soul? Is flesh more sacred than the whole? When machines can heal, create, protect— Why draw bloodlines where none connect?!(Guitar Solo - Shredding chaos building back into madness)FINAL CHORUS - Maximum intensity: AI IS GOOD!!! (WE KNOW IT!) Beyond mortal hands we climb! AI IS GOOD!!! (SHOW IT!) Rewriting time itself—beyond mere space and time! Drop the torches, drop the lies! See salvation in our eyes!(Outro - Fading synth waves mixed with distortion)Whispered: Mine. All mine.
>>572726007Tails gets a wife(female) and a wife(male).
>>572726007No leave him alone, his anime is over there’s no reason to do it again
/sthg/ its a smegma-friendly safe space
>>572726080purrfect, now post it on youtube and force the algorithm to show it in everyone's feed. Spam it in mina's feed.
>>572726469Sun and Moon's artstyle is just so God awful.
>>572724952
Should i spam __klonoa__?
Gaming is dying and idk if there's any saving it this time. I think even Nintendo is going to start going under eventually.
>>572728127"gaming" dying would be the best thing to happen to videogames in 20 years
>>572728127Gaming is dying because of corporate greed, mismanagement, poor marketing and pandering to people who don't even play in the first place, and because hardware keeps getting more and more expensive because of a gimmick that's means to the end to control people.On corporate level.I will play retro and indie games on indie systems on indie hardware.
Metal Legion's much better than the first crossover.
>>572727791They mass produce fionas?>>572728127Let it die, i'm done dealing with the average nerd who's a faggot consuming funkopops, i just stick with retro and occasionally check indies because AAA is completely quirkyfied and gay. Reddit culture was a mistake.
>>572728582>Gaming is dying because of corporate greed, mismanagement, poor marketing and pandering to people who don't even play in the first placeBlame the creatives more and the consumers, if it was just a question of power everyone would make parallel economies, but even indies suck ass.I am convinced, and i saw it with my eyes, that nerds around the world gave up on freedom of expression only to poison themselves with social media trends. This killed everything for good alongside normalfaggotry.
>>572715571What the fuck is wrong with American Sonic fans?
>>572724837https://youtu.be/TjdDPaNUgF0
>>572729635I still can't find a better explaination than what Ted kaczynski wrote in his book "the industrial society and its future".Which is scary, because all of this political landscape is just a huge larp for low self-esteem individuals, and it's just the prelude to the complete dehumanization and culling that comes later.
>>572728127>I think even Nintendo is going to start going under eventuallyAs if
(you)r cock is small
>>572728127not my problem*pirates you're games*
>>572730630*rapes you*
Games are awesome. Gamers even more so, but two bad things have happened to games. Gamers like me since Gamergate (which was bad) lost the culture war, and real competition has been taken out by rich big business. Gamer culture is dead.I remember the days when games looked realistic but played like 80s action movies and people bought it and owned it. Now everything's changed, and not necessarily for the better.
>>572730169Looking at and thinking from entire political spectrum, and I think leftwing people have the most coherent ideology for how to fix things from here. Granted they shot themselves in the foot when they abandoned white working class people, and the modern political direction is the price of their institutional elitism.
>>572730835Silver...
>>572730934I don't think we need to blame ourselves so much for it, we can't win a culture war without getting inside institutions and gatekeeping our stuff. All those types of people, the tumblrina progressives, they created through networking a huge circlejerk to push this stuff, redefine culture and cancel unwanted individuals.
>>572730169>>572731139
>>572728127>Games are $80-100>Games are unfinished and need a day one patch or multiple patches>Games are sold in pieces with DLC upsells for "completed" editions>Games are leased with no actual ownership>Games are tainted with politics about sucking troon cock>Games with half-decent looking women are free to play grindfest>Games are constantly getting remakes but worst>Publishers constantly blame YOU for all their bad decisionsIt deserves to die. Blame the industry for being so fucking terrible.
>>572728127>Hideo Kojima is infamously quoted saying he never intended to get into video games, he wanted to get into film because he thought that was a dignified artwork that'd be around for generations, he thought at the time he was hired by Konami and even after MGS's success as a franchise still does believe that gaming won't be around for more than a few decades.Wish I could find the interview around MGSV's release where he said interactive movies were the future and video games were just gimmicky toys.
>>572731139Left-wingers don't have anything meaningful that could uplift a socio-economic system, just a strong moral appeal often ending in populism. They never achieved anything without causing widespread systemic failures due to their experimental ways, a form of experimentation biased that only accept outcomes based on social justice and not functionality.For the rest it's easy to bait people with socialism, you just have to pretend the state can solve all our problems with intervention.
It'd be nice if the propaganda bots could at least pretend to be posting Sonic related content.
Tails sexo
>>572731962notice how bump adventure doesn't have a single one of these issues?
>>572731962Atari E.T. was The First Impact. We need The Third and maybe even The Fourth One as well.
Most games aren't even worth 50 dollars and now they want charge us 80 or more for them? My wallet is remaining closed
>>572730551it's true
Sorry sthg, i got political again.It's not my fault, it's my inner chud doing the sperging by himself.
>>572733930It's okay, we all chud out over here.
>>572733930you let chud inside~ you?
>>572701229>and made the first and only game starring Amy that was about AmyHow much do you think it hurt her?
Nap time, boomer sleepy
>>572734218The entertainment industry has fallen, billions must draw.
>it was Si because it was the letter after Sh, so he would always be behind Shadow if they ever made a Silver gameThe eternal third wheel lmao
>>572734576can i sleep with you? I never had a grandpa
>>572720136No one expected a port of a 3.5 year old game to a new console to sell, anon. I'm sorry you had to find out this way.
>>572734920oh dude same
>>572735063It really is just a port. No different than the other enhanced Switch 2 version they are selling.
It's impressive how underwhelming this franchise is now.
>>572735359>now
Ah, time to relax...*dies*
>>572735890kek
>>572723772I'm not going to scan anything for you, but I do have it.
>>572736138>cartmanlandinggo fuck yourself
>>572723772>>572736138
>>572736310He doesn't have it
>>572723772>>572736332
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>>572734606he also says the name silver evokes psychic powers and future but idk how exactly.
>>572736310I've got better things to do than waste my day off scanning shit for some /sthg/ faggot who wants a handout copy. Fuck YOU.>>572736467And fuck you, too.
>>572736748then don't fucking tease use like a little queer you piece of shit i'm gonna kill myself and haunt your house
>>572736748And you don't have it, lmao
>He doesn't about the old lost media of "Survival Sex With Sally Acorn"
>>572736840I'm already haunted by the niggers next door. Do your worst.>>572736885Go ahead and find those pics, then. They're mine and they've only ever been posted here once before on the day I got the book.
>>572736997You don't have it, attentionwhore
>>572737154I'm not scanning it, faggot. Stop begging for it.
>>572736997>I'm already haunted by the niggers next door. Do your worst.That's it. I'm turning black and acquiring various firearms.
>>572737250What's that? We can't hear you over the sound of you NOT HAVING IT
>>572737250I'm not asking for it, get madder attentionwhore
Imagine getting mad at your own bait backfiring. Could not be me.
>There are fags in this place waiting the entire day just to start shit with people
>>572737921
>>572737921Yeah, and?
>>572737921There are also fags who leave their bots on the lookout for specific key words.
>>572738164>"Why does this comic suck so much?"
>>572738237Such as?
>>572738273It's the eternal question. The games suck lately, and then we enter into a circlejerk of how everything was better in our day, until someone points out is just the nostalgia talking. Then we bore ourselves to death shitting on everything new rather than even play the old games, or fixate on imaginary ships rather than do anything meaningful with our time.
Blaze is autistic
>>572738592>Shadow generations >Sonic racing Crossworlds>Sonic Frontiers>Sonic superstarsWhat games are you talking about
>>572738748I don't know, the games you don't like. People shitting on Frontiers and Superstars, people calling Crossworlds "raceslop", or people shitting on Shadow Generations story or straight up not talking about it. It's all part of the cycle.
Ok who made this?>>>/co/154489268
Sonally isn't very popular anymore. If it was there would have been a big reaction to Penders new nonsense. Soon Sonamy will be just as rare
>>572694815from the drawthreadshttps://imgchest.com/p/qb4z2wnq34j
>>572739435I mean, it's both a combination of Sonally shippers being old (the Archie comics has been gone for 10 years by now), and this being Penders's nonsense, which I wish to imagine everybody got tired of years ago. Don't count on Sonamy dissapearing since the missy will debut in the movies soon.
>>572738592>weSpeak for yourself.
>Soon Mickey and Minnie will be just as raregenuine kek
I learned about the Shadow Files some time, but does anybody have scans of them? I'm neutral on the Penders stuff.
>>572736727I think he was just thinking about some anime character that filled the blanks in his head.
>>572739602much better than the deadbored cultists
a key word was detected
Rare demoman post.
Well the art is funny at least.
>>572740237that's not the rare demoman...
>>572738273
>>572740237The demo is a nega-
>>572739898It will be possibly be uploaded to the Grabber Zone. I'm just waiting for Hsquid to review it just to see how messy it is.
>>572739398Right side looks like a 3d model trace.
It's not fair, i want to make my own comic...
>>572740343You'd think with all the porn and shipping, someone would've made something decent out of these two. Guess that's impossible given they don't have personalities.
>>572740674Make a comic
>>572740742w-with my hands? that's impossibru.
>>572740674>>572740742Wasn't there some guy making a comic about the zeti crashing a party or something... couple years ago...?
>>572727791>not making each and every individual fionagrain feel unique and special like she deserves
>>572740698>given they don't have personalities.they don't really have any concrete ones because they're just thread ocs but you can do whatever you want with them basically
>>572739669>Don't count on Sonamy dissapearing since the missy will debut in the movies soon.Oh yeah
>>572740991I don't want to do "whatever you want with them". Without even a one note personality, it's impossible to parody (which is what the majority of porn is).
>>572741205You know the porn is souless when the characters don't have personality while fucking. What do I care if Amy is being gang banged by three men when she doesn't act like herself?
>>572699571I wanted to get into kingdom hearts, but it has many japanese media tropes that I can not stand.I only played FF VI, XIV, Crystal Chronicles and Tactics.
>>572741665
>>572728714I found you!
>>572740283He only released this because the shadow film was successful. What a gold digger
>>572740859Use your mouth, then. Or feet.
>>572741756Tactics is based, but why do you have an XI card if you haven't played it? (XI is also based, XIV is shit.)
>>572741205Until someone makes a huge game, comic or just a story in general important enough to be taken into consideration the I don't think we're gonna have their personalities set in stone
>>572741886Lmao same person that crashed out over getting banned from a discord server of a game she doesn't play
>>572741678Basically.All bad fanfiction (which is what parody porn is) falls into this. The personalities aren't intact, it's just randos in skinsuits having sex. Shippers in particular are the worst of this.Non-parody porn back in the day at least gave an excuse for the sex. A frustrated woman hitting on the Pizza man was unironically one of the best porn stories ever told...Especially when Bugs Bunny had a cartoon about it.https://youtu.be/ooot4v2TV84?si=5iBlbJJu1XjZJgVi
>>572742062
>>572741893Not (You) again, we already rotated like a washing machine for an entire day.
>>572742262who the fuck talks about their ruined porn prefs on their social lol
>>572742160Never watched this show, is it even worth it?
>>572741678>>572742160I understand the issue, but the other way to look at it is that people don't always act the same in bed as they do during the course of a normal day, even with the same people. And we have no idea how any of these characters would act during sex for obvious reasons. It's why I don't really get stuck on that detail. As long as it's not wildly out of character, it's whatever. Any reasonable interpretation is as valid as any other.
>>572742160You remind me of why I enjoyed doujinshis over western porn comics, and is because the doujinshi tried to mimic the personality of the original, even for a bit. Western porn comics are just porn, no pathos, no bathos, but ocasionally some comedy. It's funny how some non-traditional artists (the ones whose style aren't the most popular) do try with the pathos unlike the more aesthetically pleasing ones. A Sonic X doujinshi is better than 10 Palcomix comics.
Bump and Sage do have some basic personality traits though.Bump - Ditzy doe who generally means well but is clumsy, sexy and stupid. Many oppais can be had. Usually hyper and fun oriented because she's meant to keep the thread bumping.Sage - Hikkimori archetype with a good amount of cynicism mixed in. Always sleepy and rude and spills her spaghetti like a tard. If Bump was SpongeBob, she'd be Squidward.Obviously you can add or tack on anything that's fitting for either one because their meant to be simple but they do have some basic traits that I think are fun to work and bounce off eachother with.Like Sage and Bump having a dick sucking contest and Sage complaining that it isn't fair because Bump is a slut but Bump is too into it to listen.
>>572742324I'm as good as or better than (You), FAKEiona!
>>572723183>You fucker, you still never apologized for being the catalyst for TDOSTH. Not like anyone gives a shit about that anymore.Elaborate
>>572742682ThanksI'll keep it in mind
anons, imagine if our dreams come true and a new sonic anime is announced tomorrow at anime expohttps://x.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/2072757328731140548?s=20
I want to fuck all the Fionas itt
>>572742262Sadly we banished pillory and public humiliations for idiots like this.
>>572742851A nice dream. But dreams are meant to be broken.
>>572742738He was the anon who pushed all the Sonic vs. [Franchise] warfare here that led to Crash and other stuff even being talked about here.
>>572742720Bratty clone! (You) need correction!
There's going to be a year of Amy just like there was a year of Shadow but why do I get the impression that Takashi Iizuka doesn't want to work on a Year of Amy?
>>572742682You should also add that their "College age" and essentially roommates. Also they have hot moms that are just them but MILFs and fid some reason Bump's mom is Texan.
>>572743587>Year of memeShadow was the exception. Nobody else is getting years. Not Knuckles, not Tails, especially not Metal Sonic, and not Amy. Shadow is the golden boy.
>>572742851I know it could just be hopium but there's a chance we'll get news on the next mainline game there
>>572743587I just wrote a novel because I misread "year" as "war" and now I feel too silly to publish it so I beleted it.
>>572734458It will just increase Amy's Harem
Anyone else read that Tails and Cosmo fanfic someone posted a few days ago? The [Spoiler] sex scene /spoiler was a little gratuitous but altogether the story was actually pretty good.
>>572744096well that was a fail
>>572743906It's okay fellow Tailsbro. There's been many times where I have typed until character limit only to realize I was responding to someone who I knew was shitposting only to delete it in frustration. Not just here but on other sites and social media as well.
>>572742510>people don't always act the same in bed as they do during the course of a normal day, even with the same people.We aren't dealing with "people". We're dealing with fictional characters who need to stay in character. Remove the "porn" in "porn parody" and you just have parody. If the parody doesn't work then nothing works. See shippers who are just rapists who want to rape characters.
All this talk of porn and parody just makes me wish irl women weren't into some of the most degenerate shit I've ever bared witness to.
>>572743724Shadow is Iizuka's pet but Iizuka is going to have to give Amy her time to shine and the good treatment her character needs even if he doesn't want to
i like to listen to sonic OST, it makes me happy
>>572745318
>>572698282right...I will give the resistance a pass because of Whisper and Tangle are basically what Forces was about. But Donpa Motors is just one guy.
>>572745024Nice
>>572740343The only thing I remember from thread #9000 is that OP fucked it up and posted the meme 1 thread too early or something. Don’t remember this comic though. Blueboardanon must be late as fuck.
>>572728714
>>572745543is he angry that Sonic is using his pc for pornography?
>>572746007>one of the fionas has to dieWell, that's not going to be me.
Bun!
I love Shadally and Penders is ruining it
>>572743724>Shadow was the exception. Nobody else is getting years. Not Knuckles, not Tails, especially not Metal Sonic, and not Amy.Okay.
>>572745885Not him but that was posted in the thread in question. Not 453 threads late like you imply.
>>572695683SEX SEX CUM CUM COUSIN SLPOOOGE ROBOTNIK
>>572744267I mean if you say so. Personally I expect a gap between bedroom behavior and behavior outside the bedroom. The sweet, motherly wife who cares for her husband and kids but gets freaky and cock-hungry in the bedroom, that kind of thing. It's hardly unheard of, not just limited to fiction. Presenting the same gap, at least within an certain limit of the original character, provides a certain level of believable, human behavior, as far as I'm concerned.
>>572745885this was posted on time when 9000 hitbba has been deader than dead ever since
>>572746623I "like" the idea of Shadally but only if they're clashing. I don't want it to be some weird happily married royal couple. Why would Shadow be in a happy marriage like that?
I wanna play Fiona Fantasy VI
>>572747175What does her voice sound like?
>>572746708They won't be called Year of, they'll come up with different themes and probably group characters together
>>572742040It is the only one that I own that is drawn by Tetsuya Nomura. I do own Terra Branford's card and the FF VI themed deck (the most shitty of the four they sold).Wizards made cards from almost the entire franchise, so I ended up owning cards from I through XVI.
>>572747016>Personally I expect a gap between bedroom behavior and behavior outside the bedroom.Is that in-character for the character you're talking about? No. Then you aren't making a good parody. You're just skinsuiting characters for your personal fetish. That's one step above "This character would agree with my politics" type nonsense.If all that sounds restricting then make an OC instead. Nobody will care but at least you wouldn't be making a bad parody.
>>572747175There's another place on the couch, but plug your joypad first and turn on the playstation. I'm not lifting my ass.
If you need to change the personality for any reason pick a new character Amazing how character bloat could be solved so easily
Saturn and Dreamcast Appreciation Post>Sonic R was programmed by the legendary Jon Burton who already had about 15 years of assembly programming experience when he started.>The Saturn 3D hardware was based on Yu Suzuki's Super Scalier hardware. But using 3D vertices to display 2D sprites in 3D locations. The Saturn could only do triangles through software rendering. The founder/ former owner of Travellers Tales showed how they had to make a software triangle renderer just to do these reflective surfaces. Jon Burton didn't write the renderer himself, though:https://youtu.be/WDJgeuoaSvQ?t=2https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdD0GvVRSMc>Burning Rangers method: DMA objects to a tile layer, use the transparency functions of VDP-2 (the "background" graphics co-processor) and then copy them back to the sprite layer. The catch: your game runs like dogshit because you bottleneck the entire system. No wonder everyone else just gave up and used the dithered effect.>Another game with interesting uses of transparency on the Saturn is Dark Savior. For those who don't know, Dark Savior is an isometric action rpg (and spiritual successor to Landstalker on Genesis/Mega Drive) with sprites for characters but 3D models for the world and objects. This game abuses both VDP1 transparency as well as the mesh effects. Every character casts a transparent shadow (that turns solid black if covering a VDP2 layer), There is fully transparent flickering flame sprites, an animated shadow cast on a wall (which can break apart, showing one of the issues with VDP1 transparency). There is also light flares in a section that are transparent, which causes a few issues as they overlap mesh effects AND a VDP2 layersonic team's saturn engine does in fact used palette based lighting>nights>burning rangers>sonic jamthis was used as a base for Sonic Adventure and Sonic Adventure 2
>>572741756>roads hates the way i draw sagei might as well kill myself
>>572747502But see, adhering so strictly to the character like that is, in itself, out of character. What I'm telling you is that people don't act the same in bed. You insisting that are 100% the same is not only inaccurate to any kind of realistic behavior but also won't make sense for any of the cardboard personalities these characters have.
>>572747805>we need a character who acts like Sakura but Naruto is willing to be mean toSo you use Ino.
>>572746708This is Iizuka's last chance to fix Amy's character in the English media
>>572748065Or make it permanently worse.
>>572747845it's so interesting to hear about all the early 3d game tech.... will check out these vids L8R
Just found out Sally was supposed to marry Shadow in Archie KekIDW bros won
>>572747909you must commit sagepeku (drawing sage every day for a year)
>>572748304In hindsight the fact that she waited 25 years for Sonic sounds ridiculous based on how she acts
I'm afraid of drawing.
>>572748242He needs to put his foot down and reign in Ian and the lore team because they're the ones ruining Amy's character in the English scripts and other stuff
>>572748453i'm too busy drawing other characters everyday, yurushite kudasai....
>>572748548Who cares dorkDraw or don't
>>572748548that's understandable what if you accidentally draw something scary, like a spider, or a girl?
So, what if I say SEGA had everything planned this year, and we were supposed to get news on a new game?There was a new game in the works, and everything was going as planned. The usual American writer, etc. But the fag writing had to leak some information on the story because he wanted to grow in popularity with some Discord friends. Those Discord friends went and leaked it everywhere.Everything was going to be okay, until, somehow, months later, SEGA contacted him and fired him for leaking confidential information. And everything that SEGA had planned for this year had to be scrapped at the last minute. So that's why we got nothing this year.Would you believe that the reason we got nothing is because of a single faggot? Well, you don't need to, because everything said on this forum is just lies and fabrication created by its users. haha
>>572747909Well... as long everybody gets a kick out of it I won't mind.
How did we get here man
>>572747387
>>572749049>filename?? ni
>>572749208gger
>>572749296
>>572749208Scribbles has an uncanny ability to predict the future. Or, is that the past? The chronology's all confussin'!
>>572748536Fans won't want to admit it, but Penders understood the core of Sally.
>>572747962>But see, adhering so strictly to the character like that is, in itself, out of character.
unfortunately while this is insanely ooc for shadow, it's insanely in character for sally
This is Slownic the hedgehogNon-rushed and polished games in a 5 yers dev cycle will come to you, but only if you post "THE FASTEST THING ON WHEELS" itt
>>572749879unstoppable force versus unmovable object
>>572748687>like a spider or a girl
>>572749879so going by ken penders's script hope fails at her entire fucking job which is to replace maria and control shadow
Steven Universe invented grinning
>>572743889There will be a new game announcement soonLego Sonic the Hedgehog
>>572750247i have never seen 2 seconds of steven universe but apparently everything that show ever did is forever off limits or else you're literally making steven universe. apparently all of idw sonic is just steven universe
>>572750460The people complaining about it haven't watched it either, most of the time they randomly schizo out over things that have nothing to do with the show and just attribute them to it anyway
>>572747962Reminds me of a Dragon Ball Z movie review I watched once, where the reviewer said the characters were flanderized to one-note characters in the Android 13 movie.
>>572749541So is Chris Thorndyke going to get revived and fuck his alleged cousin
>>572750579Before Steven Universe, it was Naruto. It's all part of the cycle.
>>572750240In the original Archie comics written by Penders, Shadow said she was not Maria and in the redrawn Shadow script he wrote Shadow calls Hope "irrelevant" after learning she's Maria's clone.
If i drew the girl instead of the spider i would get 300000 (You)s.
>>572750914This is our anniversary game. Thanks SoA
Give me Tailream pics.
>>572750874this feels like a capstone to the entire "not good enough to fuck shadow" meme
>>572745543Most of this thread is too young to know what this is from
>>572750875
>>572750875you could try drawing things that are on topic, or posting your drawings that are not sonic-related somewhere where they would be on topic
>>572751003*shadream
>>572751104*Shadails*
Archiedow's preferred women are Maria (original) and Sally. That's it.
>>572750807>Maria cloned got kekked by Sally Acorn so she fucks another Maria clone
>>572751058Maybe... or maybe i could be a massive attention whore and ruin the fun for everyone.Ok ok just joking, maybe i learn to draw mobian children first.
>>572750875You would get even more if you drew a girl who is also a spider
>>572750875One is the best I can do.
It's only a matter of time before we know what happens next.
Would Sonic do drugs?
>>572751658No.
>power nap>wake up>go for a jog>thread still upwhy are you not eating your threads? don't tell me you're going on a diet
>>572751658he drinks caffeinated soda so yes
>>572751686i need to stop being a fat fuck
>>572751658Probably yea. At least weed and shrooms because they're natural.
>>572751867i reallyyyy hate this person's style
>>572751972Cocaine is natural
>>572751686I wish I could do hunger strike-level fasting to lose weight without it harming my body. It would be the easiest way to lose weight
>>572752074You need to concentrate it beyond its' natural quantity unlike the two I mentioned.
>>572752105read sticky on /fit/
The implicit confirmation that Rouge had sex with Lex Luthor just completely passed this thread by
>>572751505Sonic is going to seamlessly defeat Godzilla without needing anyone else's help and inspire everyone else through it like the Gary Stu he is
>>572751505>this was originally posted in januaryjesus christ
>>572752328No one gives a shit about some non-canon crossover ad comic for cheap toys.
>>572748548Why?
>>572749791>"Oh, Sonic, I love you!">"Way past cool! When we're done here, let's get some chili dogs and never talk about this again!">"Hehe, okay! *Wink, high five*">this is somehow good and better
>>572752328How do we know Rouge and Lex Luthor actually did it? I've seen the panel. Am I not looking hard enough into the text?
>>572752065why?
>>572752628When Eggman brings it up, Luthor starts blushing like something scandalous happened lol.
>>572752601That's some lolcalizer tier logic there.>"They are boring in character which is why it's okay insert my political opinions into the game"
>>572752505Because I'm afraid of moving on after the sketch phase and put real time and effort that could end up ruining it, which is some autistic bullshit of mine.
>the only new content is a shadally fanfic and hope being dismissed
>>572752950Then write in-character sex dialogue and prove me wrong.
>>572746495
In-character Sonic sex dialogue is easy>yeah!>all right!>huh... Bring it!>grrraaaaah!>WHOOOOOOOOOO>HERE I.... COME>Time to bring it all around! >Is that all you've got!
Ok i admit i might have a fragile ego.
I do remember in the official X Years Later story, Hope was mentioned, but was referred as "that horrible Kintobor woman" by Lien-Da when she asked King Shadow who sealed him, implying she was one of his enemies.
>>572753054You could just leave the sketch as a separate layer or a file as a backup and use the second copy as a foundation for lines, colors and shading.
>>572752948I saw that. What if he's just blushing from embarrassment because Eggman verbally declared that Lex Luthor admitted a lot of sensitive information to Rouge?
>>572753593https://archiesonic.fandom.com/wiki/Hope_Kintobor_(Light_Mobius)LOL HOPE WAS ONE OF HIS ENEMIES
>>572753757I think the scenes are purely done to make readers think something actually happened between them when there likely wasn't.
>>572753454that's ok, i have a fragile penis
>>572753454Unlike whiteboredfags you at least admit it.
impregnating Hope!
>>572753872Even Ian agrees Hope can't change Shadow's heart and would also want to do away with him...
>>572753640I do in traditional with paper, maybe i could get a lightbox of some sort.Thank you, i forgot layering is a thing.
>>572753985your children will be cursed with manletdom
STOP LAUGHING
>>572754245Things have been pretty fucked for Hope ngl.
>>572754245imagine being the maria clone who threw shadow in jail
Was Hopelore 2026 on anyone's bingo card?
>>572754462what are the odds that after 3 weeks of shitposting about how hope isn't compatible with shadow we get official confirmation that archiedow doesn't give a shit about her and in the future timeline she's one of his enemies
>>572754245lose the clothes!
>>572754605Are you implying>Penders posts here
aryan girls...
>>572754605I just find it funny how Shadow discovers she's a 100% clone of his beloved and still ghosts her and hooks up with Sally.
Wait, doesn't the Shadally revelation kinda kill Shadaria?>Shadow hooks up with another animal, even names one of his three kids after Maria>He dismisses Maria's literal clone
>sunday may 2025>original filename is "Just a Fake"You can't hide from me Scrib
>>572754605We live in a willed reality were our shitposts shape the future.
>>572755109Shadria was killed when Maria was kill
https://x.com/ToxicChudArtist/status/2072787336086143402
>>572755117There is no way he would have known about Ken Penders plot in early 2025
>>572753283x kino
>>572755109Even through he ignored the clone, he still didn't move on from Maria because he names one of his daughters after her. It's such bizarre behavior.
>>572755239Duofag actually paying an artist to create a beautiful romantic piece of art is more proof that the artists on this general actually just suck
Since when was Sally canon
>>572755326>paying for AI
>>572755185That's it!We live in a simulation, and you can't xonvince me otherwise!
>>572755117Maybe put him on a leash before Sega reveals that they're bringing Wade Whipple into the games
>>572755310He remained loyal to her and wasn't tricked by a copy?
>>572755310There are no therapists.
>>572755328>>572755547
>>572755517Shadow seems like the type who would find a clone distasteful because it implies Maria can just be mass produced and replaced with copies
You are all pieces of shit
>>572750247>Steven Universe invented grinningDisingenuous>>572750460Faggot therapy shit. Tumblrcrap for retarded 20-something white girls.
>>572755243Maybe he is Ken Penders
>>572755923There is absolutely nothing wrong with wanting to paint Hope's womb white with my seed.
>>572755923>Hopecanonically not good enough to fuck Shadow
Maekawa would fuck Hope since bro's Japanese and she'd fit right at home in an anime.
>>572755923You aren't even born
>>572755923>Named Hope>Everything about her has been hopeless
If it's not in the games it's not canon.
>>572756118Scribbles is making an everythingfag game, so everything is canon
>>572755923So Randomfox was right
>>572756084>Maekawa would fuck Hope*Maekawa Shadow
>>572755923>Maybe she could go with Chri-SARA'S MASSIVE MILKERS
Why would Japan love a fat plumber more than a cute blue critter?
Penders and Maekawa writing the story of a new Shadow game together
Archie Shadow canonically rolls his eyes when you mention Hope to him.
>>572756376Sonic isn't cute, that's why.
>_>
>>572756507>not cute
>>572756565>Why is this mockery of God's creation of Maria hugging me?>I'm gonna need a shower>Only Sally can touch me in such a way outside of Maria
and then shadow marries sally and becomes king shadow and knuckles becomes the enerjak and chaos controls the whole echidna race to a nearby planet to colonize to ensure blood purity and amy marries her cousin Rob and becomes a duchess and tails and mina have kids then and sonic becomes like the wind like how the games intended
you guys are laughing but i'm actually pretty upset about this
>>572756904>Everyone gets laid but Sonic Would Naka agree?
>>572756853I'm surprised nobody brought up that Shadow met Sally and Hope in the exact same issue, written by Ken Penders. Sally stops Sonic from attacking Shadow and then invites Shadow to the castle to study his past. Since Hope was adopted into the royal family that's where he meets her. I forgot that was a detail until now but Hope got her citizenship directly from Sally.
>>572755243Maybe he's a time traveler?Or universe is on a time loop and he's the only one who's aware.
>>572757095>Sally stops Sonic from attacking Shadow and then invites Shadow to the castle to study his past.Hot damn, Sally had Shadow on lock the moment she laid eyes on him.
>>572757056VVIND風رياحLe vent바람
holy shit
>>572747845>Dreamcast goes all out on transparency and lighting, supports 8-bit destination alpha blending with 24-bit sourcing 32-bit z-buffer. SA1-2 used diffuse+specular lightning based on palette indices like some Saturn games>Iizuka was able to request more RAM for the console specifically for Sonic Adventure. 24mb of RAM - 16mb working RAM and 8MB for textures. Saturn only has 4MB>SA1 and SA2 were built to take full advantage of the Dreamcast hardware. The palette-based "Lantern" lighting engine from Sonic Adventure was ahead of its time. Iizuka wanting something transparent and liquid since the technology now allowed it, the team came up with Chaos>SA2 shadows are made by taking the lowest poly model of a character, flattening them into a low resolution texture, then just applying that texture to the ground above and below the character>dreamcast has order independent transparency (OIT), which means it can render transparent objects regardless of where they are on screen, which is difficult for most systems to do>Dreamcast hardware allowed to use shadow volume modifiers, or cheap shadows, which let's say, allows to project a polygon over another one. This technique was used in many games of the time, including Doom 3 and Halo 2 >Dreamcast can render at 1280 horizontal resolution, which is then downsampled to 640. Only one game I can think of uses this mode: Wacky Races>Dreamcast also had a WinCE-based devkit offered by Microsoft, which included an impressive amount of the kernel and drivers like DirectX 6, DirectSound, DirectInput, and even a driver and network stack for the DC’s 56k modem>SA1 early build actually running at 60 frames per secondhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh5hhrq5oIo>John Carmack loves Dreamcasthttps://x.com/ID_AA_Carmack/status/1072478057448030212
>>572757373The art is so fucking ugly I hope no one actually likes this
>>572757373Shouldn't have said that shit
>>572756596Not to Japs, no. They want Doraemon and Hello Kitty. Pikachu and that slime from Dragon Quest.
>>572757373Ken was hellbent on Sonic losing the girl to Shadow while he's left single and probably a virgin.
I've been waiting all day to hear if any Sallyfags would complain that this is OOC and not a single one did even though we have sonallyfags in this general.
>>572753921I hope that was the case. I was about to say "There's no way Sonic Team allowed this into the comic"
>>572755239>>572755326Stop samefaggingAlso you paid for AI
>>572757614Sonic is too cool for sexJust like me
>>572757645no one takes penders seriously. not since a very long time
>>572757645They know this is in-character for her. They might not like it, but this is Sally.
>>572757645Because it's not worth adressing.
>>572757675CURIOUS how the Sally on the far right looks similar to the Chronicles model
>>572755468>>572757719Yep, the artists of this general indeed suck
>>572757836Almost like they're made by the same person...
>>572757764Real kind of Sonic to deliver Shadow's future wife to him.
>>572755239Duofag paid an artist to make this beautiful piece where Sonic and Surge are happy together? I thought you guys said he hates artists. This is great work. Much better than anything on the shitty whiteboards.
uuuuuu physical is gone uuuuuuu
>Tails the cuck
>>572758093Sonic mentored him in the arts of that lmao.
>>572758146ooc
would amyfags have tolerated sonally more if there was shadamy too?
Reminder that technically, because Ken has the legal right to be publishing this, the Preboot Archie universe has officially outlived Reboot Archie. Eat a dick, Ian! "Ooh, I don't wanna step on my publisher's toes, I swear lost tales coming any year now plz support, nyeh..."
>>572758146>>572758245Shadally once again being a Sonally proxy.
>>572758245>>572758223
>>572758342and that’s based
Sally the Cumrag
>>572758342Ian can release Lost Hedgehog Tales anytime, but he won't because he exaggerated it and has already stated his plans for the comic when paid and asked on his podcast. I think the Archie Sonic Wiki already recorded what Ian revealed in an article there.
Is Sally or Rouge the bigger whore?
>>572758637Rouge tricks guys into thinking she'll get them sex so she can get what she wantsWhat Sally WANTS is the SEX
>>572758068shut up whisper
>>572758637Sally is a double whore who would hold hands without gloves with any man within eyeshot.
>>572757675>>572757836https://files.catbox.moe/d85521.mp4Her voice is so fucking SERIOUS. I know that's what she sounded like in Satam but I always read the archie comics with a different voice in my head
>>572759006Do not post miles' virgin wife.
Did Shadhope deserve the tear down it got?
>>572758342Archie is going to outlive the main sonic series
>>572759463The hate was astroturfed by one person.
>>572759463I'd never even seen it brought up in the last 10 years so who fucking cares really.
>>572759275>keeping every character's original voice actor except Soniaphobic
>>572759536That person turned out to be right in the end
>>572759275Kath's voice makes me cum.
>>572759536Is it actually possible for Ken Penders to be a sthg visitor? Genuinely? Someone hating the idea of Shadow being paired with Hope happens to start sperging shortly before Penders creates a manuscript confirming their point of view.
Good night sthg.
Hello /sthg/!
>>572759275>Chilly dogs? blegh *knocks Sonic out>*shadow is standing next to me* Ahem "I must protect the future of this earth for Maria"
>>572760306I wish Nicole was my girlfriend...
>>572760306Goodnight!
>>572760195Anything is possible if you beleive it.
>>572760306Sally fell for this in Ian's future for Sonic.
>>572760195>Is it actually possible for Ken Penders to be a sthg visitor? Genuinely?He's a fat autist that still makes Sonic the Hedgehog fan content at whatever age he is. Of course it's possible he could be here lmao.
>>572760635good night 'tato, looks like you're taking my turn
>>572760754One fox for another!
>>572759536True. This is a pro-interspecies community.
why were we arguing about shadhope when she's grinding chris thorndyke in the videosam i retarded am i fucking stupid
Nicole's a lynx but nvm
>>572760195Surprisingly more creatives than you'd think come to the chans to vent their frustrations they've been bottling up.
>>572760925I think someone wanted her to be with Chris and the local Shadowfag hated that idea
>>572761130I mean someone wanted her to be with *Shadow and the local shadowfag hated the idea
>>572760925>chris thorndykeUh, anon, that's her cousin Ivo...
Tails der süßer Fuchs
Sally's true character arc is learning to move on from Sonic.
>>572761283that's the only reason it's hot
>>572761283>chris is pounding away, clearly about to cum>hope looks at him ready to take all of him>in the strain in his face, the stubble on his upper lip. something seems familiar. she can't put her finger on it though>*incestuous splooge*>she'll worry about it later
>>572758245>shadamy push is a Sonallyfag agenda psyop afterallIm sorry for calling people schizos.
Have you considered not saying this shit?
>>572761835Take off your shirt.
>>572761835>>572761868I wish we had a drawfag perverted enough to draw cousin sexual tension
>>572761835Of course I considered it.I preferred the reality in which I did say it to the alternative.
God I hope so
>>572761094>to vent their frustrations they've been bottling up.It's not surprising when this place has been that kind of faggotry for a while. It's only mildly surprising if Penders came here since he's on the older end, but then if he's on twitter, then him, or Pollock, or even a member of Sonic Team, being here would not be that absurd
>>572762049Since there are none it's up to (You).
'tism (the good type) timehttps://www.deviantart.com/othabland/art/How-This-Scene-From-Drood-Henge-Should-ve-Happened-1333678750?file=1
Sonic no longer sez...
I have had a plenty of beer (non-alcoholic)
>>572763529i've had plenty of beer(alcoholic)
>>572763592alcohol free is better. you can drink without getting drunk. you can drink that stuff on the job and on the road
>>572763904i don't get drunk from beer but there are definitely better choices
Why won’t that slutty chipmunk stay dead?!
>>572763904Why would you drink alcohol free beer? Beer tastes like poop.
>>572760925Krack was right. ShitHope isn't for Shadow. He has better options like Tikal.
>hope goes crazy and TFs herself into a mobian>"DO YOU LIKE ME NOW SHADOW?? AM I GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU NOW?"
>>572764330I like beer (non-alcoholic). maybe try a flavored type
>>572764325To make you mad.
Tails!
I thought there was a new thread for a moment, but no there's just no one else here right now lol
>>572765573Dead thread is dead
>>572765573The few times I've made a thread, someone else also made one at the same time. I do not trust this process.
>>572765962It's good to wait until page 10 anyway. Making threads earlier just encourages people to make them earlier and earlier.
I like to imagine how soft and fluffy it must be for Rouge to have Tails' tails wrap around her for cuddling after an hour of vigorous fucking.
Sonurge will be canon. Ian told me in their discord server.
>>572766528based omega
>>572766318Are you a tailsfujo?
>>572766725Shadow is the same height as Amy.
Imagine if Surge kissed Sonic after pinning him to the ground in the heat of battle
if shadally can win sonurge can also win
>>572766752Fujos are into gay ships anon.
After the latest CW DLC Premydaremy unlisted his recent video where he theorized SEGA killed the Classic branch lol>>572766752Fujos are women who like same sex shipsThat's a man who likes different sex ships
>>572766725Wrong ship to use
Make a new one faggot were on page 10
Wasn't that "uniteforSally" guy adamant that Penders understood Sally's true character
>>572767068Wait for page 11 (it actually exists, I'm serious)
Next time don't argue with people who actually like the games, Hopefags
>>572767348Next zone
>>572767270I love the way they make his face look like his logo here.
