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>>572715024Dating Rice
So we all agreed that Ryan is ugly right?
>need to headpat Rice Shower and call her a good girl>need to fondle Nice Nature's hairbuns>need to have vanilla sex mutual love with Symboli Rudolf>need to get babied by Super Creek and suck on her tiddies>need to lay my head on Mejiro Ardan's lap as she feeds me chocolate and caressing my head>need to get pegged hard by Mejiro Ramonu>need to get humiliated and bullied both sexually and publicly by Sirius Symboli>need to get headlocked by Gentildonna's arms>need to get headscissored by Silence Suzuka>need to get facesitted by Durandal
my POV right now btw
Digitan LOVE
Tachyon LOVE
>>572715216guess we'll never have another uma with that hairstyle
wahey
>>572715142>Not linking the entire fucking setGod you're boringhttps://exhentai.org/g/3921617/732de5f32b/https://exhentai.org/g/3984082/8f9e8c7f83/https://exhentai.org/g/3484571/95b83531ce/https://exhentai.org/g/3107837/a071844b99/https://exhentai.org/g/3006486/0d455aeb12/
>>572715273whore
who are we posting this thread
FUCK MANTALL MY HOMIES HATE MANT
breh
>>572715153
>>572715359Kris S
I think Biko is cute.
It's actually amazing how much fun URA and Unity are now that we can make big uma with them. I haven't had one bad thought since I start rebuilding my team trial uma. I didn't even masturbate.
>>572715359the blue one i guess. fuck my life.
>>572715359Kitasan BLACK
>>572715335I only wanted chevacchi... don't be rude
why are we spamming images? This isn't an NTR thread
Reminder the patch added many white, powerful, and inheritable skills exclusive to Mant
>>572715548Shan’t.
>>572715507>we're STILL posting the negative aura unsexy horse
ButtSweat's recruiting one sniffer!A B+ casual /uma/ club, a career every three days or so is fine. Just play the game now and then and it's all good. Will be a lot easier to stay motivated now too with the changes, thank God.We have people who know what they're doing and are happy to help in club chat! We also have the usual complaining about RNG or missing chain events or whatever, if that's more your thing.Respond with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile if interested!
hi
>>572715513FFFFFFFFFFUCK YOU! POST EVERYTHING OR DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE! Hope you have a nice day, chevabro!
>>572715548yes and I will borrow them to add to my parent loops while playing unity
>>572715660can you post the one with wedding hishiama instead
So like for Unity Ace runs my priority is to hit Purple Bursts early on SPD > WIT/PWR > STA > GUTS, do a few G1 races like Triple Crowns/Tiara, and win every Team Race?
>>572715482I let Ardan masturbate me
as aoharu so buffed that you can comfortably go top on the first race now?
>>572715216S3 already has the superior Ryan design
>>572715740no
>>572715024First rate club Basashi (850734315) has room for 3 more members. We're pretty chill with no club drama. We may or may not hit A someday, but we'll always be first rate, and you'll never have to worry about doing fan runs.If you're interested, send a join request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your description or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.
um... is ramen really that good....
>>572715806Pretty much, yeah. Only G1s matter anymore, so if you do wanna race, only do those.
>>572715853well fuck you too then :(
>>572715806No you need to avoid purple bursts and lose the team races
>>572715871nah, that's just Tazuna being horny
>>572715842nyesjust make sure you've been pressing balls
>>572715871i moan like this
I'm going to ask for a rare banner during the shoe frenzy so that I can get my stocks up.
>>572715548i have no idea what the hell the particulars are about all the mechanics revampsI have no way to say if posts like this are bullshit if they are
>>572715690you too!!! have a good day
>>572715904>>572715740Unlike the schizo lover, I WILL post hishiamasexo
>>572715853I'm not a fan of this red demon.
nishino swolefer
>>572716068HISHI AMASEXOOOOThank you
>>572716024Boobs!
>>572716015i will press each shoe request individually before i give you a sash i already do that whenever some cheeky guy asks for sprint shoes
VF said MANT still makes better aces than nu-unity THO
>>572715482This Ardan is kinda big...
>>572715842yes, but you have to pop at least two bubbles junior year and so on going forwards.
>>572715656*ring ring*Hello, Mr. Buttsweat? Yes I'd like to arrange a club transfer for a club member. Would you be okay with that?
I was looping for dirt but i guess 3 long isnt bad either
Its not as hot as last week, but please remember to drink enough water
>>572716225nah I don't need it
>>572716015I recommend JBC sprint sashes
>>572716219now we're speedin'
UMADash has one spot open for a newcuties. Get 30M/month and come Bakushin with us. Drop ID if you're interested (Danchou lynches flatliners regularly though, so if you've been a notorious flatliner I can't promise he'll let you in).
>>572716225I drank a lot now I'm nauseated and I keep needing to piss
>>572716068SSEEEEEEEEEEXXXXX
>>572716195>((they)) are going for the B+ clubs after murdering the entire A block
>>572716263Good idea!
>>572716262No...
>Purple bomb on witHaruuuuuu
>>572716368>newcuties>Get 30M/month
>>572716219what is this looping thing?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>572716494Creating parents for parents.
How the FUCK do i make parents nowI dont understand anything anymore AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>572716494a cute little thing that got better due to spark rerolling and runs not needing mant
>now i'm actually waiting for a "new day" to play>just like when i started
Dacchis has one free spot for anyone looking for a club. Monthly quota is 25 mil(more or less).We have friendly ojisans trading shoes and lusting after fillies.Drop your id and put /uma/ in your profile if you want to join.
>>572716625how do i do it?
>>572716613copy your mant race schedule in ura, remove all the g3s, bring parent cards like yaenobambooteki, done
>>572716613just run URA/unity and do g1s bwo
ejaculating ejaculating ejaculationTB would never give me this much dopamine
>>572716686https://gametora.com/umamusume/legacies#legacy-loop
>>572716783Inside me next?
What would be the best deck for front runner parents? And which umas would be the best parents?
>>572715871BRO I HAD MY VOLUME UP IN THE OFFICE
>628 speed 561 power and 619 wit before classic summerholy hell
is it me or URA sucks for aces? Unless meek's skills are super good
>>572716783>ejaculating ejaculating ejaculationMe on you
*requests dirt derby*
one of the low earners in my club has an absolutely stacked deckjust looked at his TT aces and he straight-up has at least twelve gachas SSRs MLBdgod I wish I was rich
>>572716828Sorry but I'm faithful to my umas, they need it more than you
>>572716686Find borrows with whites you want, make runs with cards for the skills and buy them, hope your new legacy has those skills. Repeat, every legacy with those sparks increases the odds of you landing the thing you wantedEventually you end up with insane parents
>>572716840
>>572716840? they're just eating ramen rwo
>>572716941I wish you were rich too
>>572716856URA is for parents and Unity is for aces, simple as.
>>572716195Well anyone's free to join as long as they're alive
>>572716195grim
>>572717087high bar
>>572716941Oh god if danchou is looking at low earners he’s gonna be laughing at my stupid bullshit
>>572716195>/uma/club danchou is sending botters to different clubs Uma&Co already has Umama botting there btw
my energy went down on a purple bomb in summeris it just purple bomb rainbow?
MAX WINNNNN
>want to quit job now>can't because no one will hire meWhy can't Dia be real and take care of me for the rest of my life
ExcelUma (15/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismClub ID588536995
>>572717159Mambro...
>>572717169purple bomb consumes energy like usual, it just gives you failure protection
Should parents with bad long aptitudes run the Triple Tiara, or would it be better to do the Shuka Sho + the Derby and the Satsuki Sho?I know that wining the Triple Tiara gives an extra bonus on top of what you get for the individual races, however the Derby and the Satsuki sho have more value as individual races since most other legacies run the Crown instead of the Tiara.For example, right it now it is HIGHLY unlikely that any Suzuka legacy I make will ever get used along side a legacy that ran the Oaks.
>>572717169nvm im retarded and somehow thought 0% fail = 0 energy use
>>572717215trainers scouting rich umas are really lucky
horny
>5 tickets>open>there's actually zero :^)
>>572717379thanks for emindmg me i almost forgot
>>572717379uooh maya thighs
Guys how long does repairing files on mobile take? I saw someone in my club mention it so I tried it, but didn't notice how close to reset it is.
>>572716856It's really shit. I had these stats on my second year in Aoharu. You need some crazy whale deck to make full use of the 1400 cap in URA. Maybe in the dirt CM people might be training their Falcons in URA with the Maru card
nevermind I don't think i like yae that much anymore. why's she fraternising with the embodiment of the devil
>>572717379it's gotta be come kind of bug or oversight, the notification for new shit appears but I did all my runs yesterday and tickets are at 0
>>572717485Curren is evil
My first unity run ended by tenno sho spring...850 speed, 650 pow and 1.1k wit 2 speed 4 wit deckIs that a good pace? I just click and click and keep clicking
>>572717464Dirt CM is in GL no?
>>572717451do it while you sleep
>>572717215Just become a woman and marry rich
>>572716263Haruten is the real meta choice for being annoying.Players earn more Haruten sashes than Dirt sashes, however Haruten is used FAR more often in potentials.
>>572717451nevermind it only took like 5 minutes and just finished
>>572717595But there is a real chance that people have literally 0 jbc sprint sashes
>>572717087this tore is alive and well, doing multiple low gain careers even. But I feel like they've bitten off more than they can chew as our requirement is multiple times their entire lifetime's worth of fans. Apparently they're returning to the game given the new updates.ID:483585702248Their intentions are good as far as what they've said but I want them to ease into the game and enjoy it without worrying about fans, at least for a month. Please tell them this. And that they are always welcome to apply again if they feel up for the high rank life. Let me know when they have their invite.
>>572717565It's cooked then
>>572717451>>572717616>storage used changed from 35gb to 711mbWAIT SO THIS WAS JUST A DATA WIPE AND NOW I HAVE TO DOWNLOAD EVERYTHING AGAIN?!?!?!
>>572717556and your stamina? Is that why you lost the Haruten?
>>572717215I understand that feeling
>>572717698heh... you're not gonna get those shoes...
>>572717594I tried that once but you said I'll never become one so I paid for sex to cope
>>572717163I wish my club had a dedicated botter...
ughhh
>>572717780Oh yeah, there is that hurdleResent your fate into the next life
>>572717215this but Mejiro McqueenSo i can beg Ramonu to peg me in front of her
imagine if you could bully cygames into deleting a character
>>572715871Is this supposed to have audio? It's silent for me and I have 4chan sounds player enabled
>>572717817Cuteki
https://youtu.be/qHaKNGtehYk?si=1oAGao6x9nX_0Wx8
>>572717765I have uma on my computer as well so that's not a problem, luckily
imagine saying no
For parent runs is there a point to going past 1100 in a stat (beyond whatever bonuses SS/Ug grants to spark generation)?
>>572715871it can be
>>572717723nyes...
>>572717986Why is she trying not to laugh in my face
>>572717880need to poke it
>boycord raid
>>572717918wasn't this more about them putting what's basically a tiananmen square reference in the game?
>>572717986No thanks, I'm married already
>>572717687invite sent.
>>572717986why's she tryna not to laugh
>>572718031Nah, apparently that reference's been in the game for months. They just used it now when it's convenient to pressure the devs
>>572718016>>572718163
>>572718181damn fujos are devilish
>>572718024that's a thing that exists?!
>>572717920works on my sexchine
Your trainee will forever be grateful to you for being by her side in some of the hardest moments of her life, hell she might even name her first kid after you
> Finally got a deck to hit SS on Taiki while running the G1s> Couldn't fit Rob Roy so no left handed hintMaybe I should replace Tazuna with another Speed, but the mood down are a problem
>>572718021>>572717880>>572717851
>>572718274being a female trainer is so sad
>>572718318gwo your power...
Is this the worst jukebox song? Excluding THOSE two of course
>>572718435Silence Suzuka a Shit
I guess I'll have to ticket Shakur...
I want to have sex
>>572717687>ex /uma/club memberAllen is making spots for mambocchi
Are lates/ends doing any better in Leo 2 rooms or is it still gonna be a pace CM?
>>572718435i change the song to one of the horse games when the mejiro anthem comes up
>>572718507Go out there and spend time with women
I haven't read the free chapters for new umas in months. My free carats...
What inherits does taiki like for this cm? Bludding blossom and...?
FINALLY I CAN PLAY AGAIN
>>572717918Wish this would happen with Xoguri
Update: I requested JBC Sprint Banners and instantly got 6, but the rest have been ignored.
>mambocchimore like /uma/clubcchi.....
>>572718592your choice of veolicty unique. Pulse is a classic, shadow break works too
>>572718430It's a parent bro
>Follow a guy for a KP card>It's the ultracleatable power one, but I didn't realize it was for a couple hours>Fetch the speed one>The first guy followed me back
Time to do 5 borrow runs!And not because Danchou is forcing me!
>>572718430NTA but how do you even max power when all you can hit is wit and speed
>>572718125Thank you so much! I don't think they're awake yet. But they should be able to join as soon as they are. Please do mention that I believe in them greatly but want them to have fun at their own pace. And that we'll welcome them in the near future with open arms if we have oppenings again in August or beyond and they are hungry for playing heavily with other anons.
I ain't doing shit for another 7 hours. They should release events on reset.
>>572718592A&S
>>572718671Kebbocchi...
>>57271877318 power sparks
>>572718809lmao
>>572718774Why did you send /uma/club botters to other clubs
Should I borrow Curren wit or Bakushin. Guts seems like a meme even if it's flex
>>572717918>devs release a character no one likes so after an apology they are free from making new characters, saving them a lot of moneywhat a move, women are so easy to manipulate
>cygays forcing me to train more TT umas or explodenyo....
How do i use NTR speed in unity? I know i want fans but running most G1s (Sprint/Mile) doesnt seem to be better than just using sweepy SR
>>57271877318 power sparks, speed cards with power bonus and borrowing a power card as your flex slot
>>572718886curren wit>>572718924thought I had to also but guess not>>572718965you borrow her for firm course3 speed is an automatic cap+ anyway so don't worry about it
>>572717679Only new players. We got like +50 to all sashes from missions twice in the past. Meanwhile Haru Urara is literally the only uma currently in the game who uses JBC sprint. And her potentials arent even worth buying.The same is true for the JDD. So far Inari One is the only uma who needs those, and hardly anyone has her anyway.I'm not sure, but I think the Tokyo Daishoten is the only Dirt sash used by more than one uma in global so far.
>>572718886curren if you just need a wit statstick, bakushin if you want groundwork + an actually good gold
>>572715871Tazuna is so fucking sexy holy fucking shit
ex-autis/uma/dancho...
>>572715024Thank you WitGOD's disciples, finally safe
>>572715871wow it just go straight down their throats...
>>572719074What's up? Need something?
>>572716195oh was that it?
Benzocarbazocchi...
>>572718671more like betraycchi....
>>572718965>How do i use NTR speed in unity?
do the daily shops no longer expire and can they stack?only one way to find out
>>572719272nope, tried yesterday
>>572718914Apparently there were only 3 love interests in the original game and the devs even had to fight them to add 2 more. Girls just have super fucking narrow taste, they’re not like guys where some of us want to be stuffed in a body bag and raped on a deserted island and others wanna use Taishin as an armrest
Hello friends!!
>>572719272Starting tomorrow
>>572718965I'm pondering if she is worth taking at all. Firm course menace is equivalent to 120 spd & pow over the cap, which is quite good, but maybe a better speed card can net you as much.
BUT I DON'T WANNA FARM FANI WANNA DO ACE RUNI WANNAI WANNA I WANNA I WANNA
>>572715871nobody moans like this
ill take it
>>572719289>>572719359damn
Is anyone looking for a B+ rank casual club anons? We fell to B around 3300 because mant killed 15 guys in a month so now I have like 15 slots... Even without anyone joining I think we could go back to B+ but I wanted to ask just in case, no requirements beyond the bare minimum
>>572719351Satono isn't THAT big
>>572718965Why don't you go back to MANT since you like it so much you pulled a card just for it?
>>572719309hello my fellow lolicon
>>572719429you could full on merge with exceluma if thats an option for you
>>572718965>How do i use NTR speed in unityNTR dies with MANT bwo
>>572719105>819,901>Safelmao. That MIGHT be enough for this week, but you're gonna need more than that from now on.
>>572719513at least you're not trying to have sex with them now...
>>572716195So that's HOW they do it
>>572719429It'll be better if you all join exceluma
>>572719429non /uma/ dancho club...
What the FUCK does "Fully Charged" do
>>572718671His ass better not post mambo again
evens i roll on the smaru bannerodds i wait for the rerun0 and anon's mother below me will die in her sleep tonight
too hot outside so I'm too horny for runs now besides my TP is below 30
>>572719203Yes. Thanks again. Wait, are you Mr. Buttsweatt? oh god please tell me you were the one replying.
>>572718776sauce me up
>>572719585It is what it is.This might be the final scenario I get to keep class 6. In the near future I'll be comfy at 5.5
>>572719252>>572719497>>572719576It was literally recommended by everyone to roll for MLB ntr at the start of mant so dont give me this hindsight shit. atleast i won 2 CMs in MANT compared to NTRlets
>question[-]
>>572719663message me on the 'cordi'll help with your biiiiiig problem
>>572719628Free perfect procc white accel if you hit 1200+ power.
>>572719628If you're over the power cap late race you gain free accel scaling based on how much over the cap you are
>>572719628
>>572719628it uses your power as a nitro button, think of what anons says guts do, but with accel instead of speed
>>572719728CNN tells me I should feel bad for being white but do I blindly believe them?
>>572719728at least you're not a thronefagthat one lasted like, a week
aura
>>572719763Anyone have the scaling?
>>572719252>>572719497>>572719576I don't get it. Aren't you running the G1s anyway? You'll get the required fans for her special effect, and it's not like G2s and G3s contribute THAT much to your fan count.My only problem with NTR is that I'll get less SP when compared to Sweep and if I bring 3 SPD cards I'll have to borrow something that isn't SPD Bakushin.not the original anon btw
>>572719728You didnt need NTR to win cms in mant nor did anyone tell you to roll on the card because we all knew that it'll be dead in 4 months. Unfortunately for you she didnt even last her whole scenario
>>572719615why are they sending spies to b+ anyway
>>572719429Please do the needful and merge with ExcelUma
>>572719728is "everyone" in the room with us right now?
>>572719856you don't run the G1s in Nunity, at least, not that much to make use of the card
exceluma is just a money laundering club for /uma/club
>>572716195
>>572719814No, you should go back to /pol/ instead, and continue to believe those retards instead.
>>572719625>>572719571I would join in normal conditions so I appreciate the offer anons, but I play more than average to make up for a couple friends of mine who (Still play, but less than average) and I won't impose that kind of autism on other clubs trying to make the best out of it.though sometimes I genuinely want to dip because I know I could be comfortably in B+ or up to A, it is what it is.
>>572719856Speed+Power bonus makes up for itWhat you should be worried about is lower Prio and low starting friendship
>>572719708Douzo.https://x.com/rumina_runa
>accel skills are the best skills in the game and you're not winning without perfectly timed accels>power over 1200 turns into free acceleration>power cards are consistently (((((claimed))))) to be the worst card type and talked about like they're peepeepoopoo garbage you should never runwhat's your fucking issue
>>572719901No clubs is safe from /Uma/ Club. They all want us dead or they'll poach the danchou/highest earner
>>572716678breeding tazuna
what CMs do we get in GL? Will we get more sprintslops?
>>572719985you and your friends could join that club, they are like at 15/30that's what the other anon said wiht merge,
>>572719728>It was literally recommended by everyone to roll for MLB ntrWe all told you to not do it, maybe don't listen to gaslightubers like MooMooI also won 2 MANT CMs without NTR and I consider myself a shit and lucklet trainer lmao>>572719856You only run G1s for parent runs gwochacho and even with all the races in MANT you barely get to 200k fans with the crown route by summer.
>>572719818>a weekmore like 5 days lmao
>>572719957I mean you do run optional g1s if you can. Ideally you hit like around 20 races at the end of a career to get the extra sp.
they really added everyone in this update huh
>>572720041because you should get enough power from speed and sparks and most power cards have garbage skills (though that may have changed a bit with the update)
>>572720015thanks
>>572720094
>>572720041power cards a shitjust slap 18 power sparks on your horse and call it a day
>>572720275>actual variety in lengths
>>572720145My brown wife
>>572720275WaitStamina cards are badPower cards are badGuts cards are badAiiieee I'm going insaaaane
>>572720275but... /uma/ told me oguri dies with GL becuase of evos?
>>572720275LET'S GO RICKEY
>>572720414>Stamina cards are badit just happens that there's only a good one yet, but power cards don't have a creek
>>572720421retard
>>572719957I do 18 races because sometimes I skip Victoria Mile, Yasuda Kinen or Takarazuka Kinen. But it's the usual stuff like triple Triple Crown or Tiara + a bunch o Miles, with Sprinters Stakes sprinkled on both of those agendas.>>572719991>lower PrioThat one is a problem.>low starting friendshipI'm clicking her a lot anyway>>572720126>You only run G1s for parent runs gwochachoI'll probably need to do a test run without extra G1s to see for myself but I feel like my SP will suffer.Japan Cup + Arima Kinen is like 80k fans minimum anyway so I still think she could work for Medium A Long C umas.
>>572720421this video was made before we knew evos were comingalso she'll still be braindead easy to make and strong
>>572720421Evo skills come with GrandMaster kino... Hopefully we will get them sooner
>>572720421she's dead in the same way taishin or golshi are dead, she just becomes beatable with other well built umas, but she's still low effort good
>>572719856In MANT you max the fan requirement for NTR just in time for Classic Summer.If you only run G1s youre not hitting that until early senior year.If you do have MLB NTR, you should still use her for the next CM in Unity though. She's still better than any SR speed when training for Firm. However she is NOT worth borrowing over Spd Bakushin.
>>572720421No? Evolution skills and GL are unrelated
>>572718021>>572718364I can't believe that cheval ass got deleted, it's been posted here tons of times
>>572720041>>572720191i think vodka power might be usable now that BoFA actually works, for example, since the biggest issue in grand live is going to be staminaat least power training during GL gives you Vo tokens primarily which is the fifth token type that speed/wit don't normally generate
>>572720558>an /uma/club elite joined a countryside chill clubOf course the graph looks like that.
>>572720414Are you retarded?
>>572720558AIIIIIIEIEEEE STOP DOXXING MEEEE
>>572720421unless we also get evolved skills with GL, no, she actually becomes even more dominant because of stamina constraints and summer golshi inherit debuffers
>>572720558There's nothing wrong with having a botter in your club as long as Danchou uses that to ease the quota for others. 10m monthly A+ club? Sign me up.
>>572720414Maybe stop listening to sloptubbers and make your own opinions.
powerlet awardgreat mood puts her above 1.2k but dunno if charged still works (if it works for fronts)
>>572720663Since when did a countryside chill club have a quota, discord and schizos
>>572720783Cute Aruvu
>>572720421oguri gameoguri franchiseoguri in your mediumsoguri in your milesoguri in your sprintsfucking kill me dude
buh
>>572720870It's a countryside chill club in Florida
>>572720859charged is not very relevant right now since global stats aren't that goodalso how much races did you do? (and how much RB)
>>572720930
>>572718318Why did you borrow Biko?
>>572720543>I still think she could work for Medium A Long C umas.That's cope because you will have a dead speed card worse than Windy for your entire classic year. Just use a speed card that's good 100% of the time like Kitasan, Biko, Bakushin and later TachyonYou understand why we told you it's a MANT only card?
>lose G1 by a nosethis is really annoying now
>>572720961Fair enough
>>572720750Just join an /uma/club people dont care about bro
>>572720859deck?
>>572715024TamaLove is recruiting one member to enjoy a MANT-less Umamusume!The club's only rule is no flatlining.Please apply in game and put /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile, or reply with your ID.
uma sex uma sexUMA SEXUMA SEX! UMA SEX! UMA SEX! UMA SEX! UMA SEX! UMA SEX! UMA SEX! UMA SEX! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH UUUUUUUUAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>572721050They joined Uma&Co specifically because they wanted to revel in the drama
>>572716195thats not how an uma should hold a receiver
>>572721001
>event starts>start one URA career, use double TP (60 TP)>reroll spark at the end (30 TP)>done for the day in just 25 minutes
>>572721220sloppa doesn't know that
>>572720918she just does everything
>>572721114384285103390 could you add me? i got kicked from my previous club
>>572720626some jannys are more anal than others, just the nature of things. some ban the n word, while some only ban for insulting SEA
>>572715024why do people some people recommend using pal cards in unity cup? or are they recommending rika kashimoto specifically?
>>572721237
what the FUCK she restricted my training options
>>572721313you know funnily enough that guy had more fans than the one we had to kick
How do I win these
>>572721456have more energy
>>572720993>>57272105750rbfirm course is too expensive and if I actually finished my chains then I would have had to drop it (PoC, TTL)so borrow summer maru when she comes out tonight
>>572721456Good mood, nearly full energy
If this doesn't pass I'll punch the next retard I see
>>572721342it makes the team races easier because you get an extra teammate earlier (same with scenario link cards), but i'm not sure that actually matters anymore
>>572721491Don't hurt me ;-;
>>5727214915 and u succeed
>>572721491but umama... you're a retard...
>>572721491>+17 speed>+7 wit>37% fail>07.jpg
>>572721152actually I've been there day 1 and only because it's got a funny name
>>572721592You got lucky>>572721606I'd never punch a kog larper>>572721632Playing the princess but I'm not this princess of yours
Can we maybe stop spreading the retarded gaslight that evo skills is what killed XOguri, please? You realize that even if we get evo skills during GL she will still dominate every medium CMs even more than in MANT, right? Like do you actually believe having +0.15 target speed in your late surger kit will actually make you compete with Oguri with a new pace card, Come What May and Festive Miracle on top of stronger debuffers kek?
>>572721456You don't
>>572721713Meek RAPE
>>572721712What DID kill her for real?
>>572721712my evo skill lets me fuck your mom
>>572720414They are bad to PULL FOR. They arent bad themselves. That picture is showing what card he recommends borrowing for each CM.Power, stam, and especially guts cards are only used on specific distances depending on the scenario, however spd and wit cards are ALWAYS used regardless and you pretty much always use at least 2 of them. So you get significantly more value out of owning them than borrowing them.
>>572721780nothing, evo skills just bring other umas up to her level, she's still good but nothing speciali guess in the long run being forced to take three recoveries can be a significant downside
>>572721765Ruby steppin on my quads
>>572721114I can't apply my ID 181478271067
>>572721780After GL they just stopped running cm distances that she's dominant in until she got powercrept lmao.Evo skills will make other umas better but the hog will still probably be best, especially since she can skip out on stamina and you dont get much of that in GL for free
>>572715024Honsefun Danchode hereWe are mourning the loss of another MANT casualty and once again have 1 slot open. (if the anon who applied while on cooldown yesterday is reading this, don't worry your seat is still saved)No quota, but please be active now that the game isn't assreply with your ID or look us up in-game if interested, and please have /uma/ in your bio so we know you are from here
soon...
>>572721854Why is Tosen Jordan wearing King Halo's swimsuit?
Fuark bros, I still can't believe how much faster URA and Aoharu is compared to MANT
anyone insane enough to bring sweepy to sprints
>>572722092Onahole
>>572721989>go odPut some extra spaces between is and good.
>>572721712I don't want xoggers to DIEI just don't want the other options to be immediately inferior. Besides, is it not true that other umas get more out of evolved skills compared to xog? If it's like xog gets 10% stronger while other umas get 15% stronger it's still a net increase.
>>572721780Stronger umas being released like Neo Universer or Gentildonna and the fact there's no 2000-2200m CM between 2nd anni and 3.5 anniThere was a Kawasaki Kinen LoH (2100m dirt) more than a year after evo skills were introduced. Take a guess at who was the strongest pace chaser
>>572722092that guy running maya sweep flower might
the new ULTRA SKIP they added sure does what it promises on the can
>>572722339me on the utmost right
>>572722190i thought the mistake was funny so i kept it
Is it worth for me to use Bakushin speed lb1 and currenchan wit lb0 for the sprint hints? I got these in spooks...I could borrow one of them while using my own for the other or borrow something different, what would you do anons?
>>572722339sex with some of these umas
>>572722092>can run sprint without inspo since she has E sprint>buffed OYL>can actually use restraint for her ultIt's actually the CM where she has the most potential
>>572721562so any pal card is ok? which stat is important? i dont have ssr riko and dont want to borrow
>>572721989...there are club cards?
>>572722338>60fpscheats
imagine rolling for any support card but not for xoguri. xoguri has literally a longer lifetime than kitasan speed
>>57272251460 fps doesnt do that mongo
>>572721480>>572721490I still can't win
>>572722590This is because Meek cheats
what umas and support cards do people look for in borrows? i need more friend points for the store
>>572722484i would go without unless you really struggle with the team races, just pop another wit card on if you can't think of anything else
>>572722460i wanna petrifying gaze others tho it will be kinda funny...but yea late surger seems better
>>572722563it actually does, to me the game it's not so fluid.The faster skips work as intended, but the video you showed is really different.
Nishino Flower is evil.
>>572721989put me in coach 464605379765
>>572722563>cheating doesn't do cheating???>>572722708You can run late and inherit summer golshi
>>572722493yeah they added them with the update>>572722443Bakushin needs 3lb+ for her TE though you do have the speed bonus. If you arent having any issues reaching 1300 speed (for example because your uma has 20% speed growth) then it's worth considering. Curren at 0lb sucks because of 0 starting friendship and low wit recovery
>>572722726smoothness comes from 60 ofc, not the insane speed and skipping tho, which is what I'm going for here.
>want to play >absolutely no reason to play until events start tonight, especially borrowsUUUUUUUGH
let's see if I will survive tenno sho with seiun (stam)
>>572722550I want to win with my favs and for that I need cards, I feel nothing for oguri you souless metachaser
How many races are you running in unity for ace runs?
>>572722772welcome to the gang, sent
>>572722846Like 30
>>572722816Have sex with me and you will survive
>>572722846anywhere from 17-24 depending on how trainings look like on g1 turns
>>572722846Maybe like 1 or 2 depending on fan requirements or special events.
>>572719750>>572719763I have quite literally 1201 power, will it still go off?
>>57272284620 or so>>572722815do test runs like >>572722816
>>572722801yeah since I got the speed bonus I will use my bakushin and bowwor curren, thanks anon
>>57272284635 at least
>>572722846after mant, I hate races. I want GL to arrive so I can never race ever again, like I am in unity right now
they translated the evo skill names because theyre gonna use them soonsorry to tell you....
>>572722953yes but it wont be super strong if you're at exactly 1201. Also bad and awful mood during the first 2 cm rounds will put you below that remember.
>>572722997Unity aces still aim for 17-20 races anon...
>>572723086i dont give a shit fuck off with your race autism im super casual fun mode now
>>572723086nyot necessary
>>572723086>>572722943>>572722940What the fuck
>>572723086NTA but it's not the same, just racing in bad training turns will get me the races I need for SP, unlike mant
>>57272284622 because parent runs never fucking end
Are you guys really doing that many races? Wtf. I just do taiki's career plus her secret event.
retards
>>572723046Why is it bad news? Im excited for red skills even if theyre not that good for oguri
>"EVOS WILL KILL THE HOG">literally the first CM after evos were introduced
>>572723184ignore the try Harding retards, even with old unity the top freaks only did 20-25 races at most.
>>572723184I mean that already puts you at what, 16? We're including goal races in this btw
>>572723086Why? For what purpose? Outside skill points and events you're not getting much at all from racing in unity.
>>572722897thanks gamer i will not flatline immediately
>>572723235no one said that tho
>>572723217 at this point in the game theyre very unbalanced and favored towards only a couple 3* charactersnot really the major meta shakeup everyone thinks it is, just suzu dominance
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>572723235I wouldn't say kill. but pressure is on, the hog has the highest ceiling but the real strength of the horse was that it is IDIOT PROOF. Other horses just need to be able to beat lazy hogs to win way more often
>>572719961That"s autis/uma/
>>572723235people are literally saying that evo equalises hoguri instead of killing her tho
i wanna pull the maru card before I start training fronts but I'm only pulling for 1 copy and can't LB1 it until the anniversary...
We love Suzuka
>>572723235I dont really understand how kita white is so dominant when shes literally just vbourbon again Which means shes good of course, but i mean kita white vbourbon and vfujin feel like essentially the same character 3 times
We love Nice Nature
>>572722676what would you recommend for unity cup bakushin? 3sp 3wit?
>>572723356they renamed this fucking skill alsofor actually no reason
>Absolutely churning out UGs in new unity >Decide to try updated URA>Lose every single Meek duel >Can't even reach S rankwell that fucking sucked
>>572723235I am used to competing with suboptimal umas, but I could win making my uma good, what I felt with Xmas oguri was way more of a difference, all I need is for them to even it out again
>>572723409It's literally just Kitasan White at her level, do we have Kitasan White yet? Oh no she's literally a medium only new uma made explicitly to beat XOguri >>572723482Her unique is literally 1-3 angling that gives her both Current Speed and accel
>>572723356Taikis red skills are also absurdly good (although mile only but she FUCKS UP miles)
>YOU CAN RETRY UNITY TEAM MATCHESIm sorry??
We love Cafe
where is the apologize unity guy...
>>572723623how are you even losing them in nu-unityI lose more to the random G1s
>>572723596Who is the Kitasan White of Late and End? The uma designed to rule over medium distance. God, medium is such a fucked distance. Cygames really fucked up hard releasing Hoguri.
>>572720374Chocolate uma's...
>>572723565*calls you slurs*
>>572723596>It's literally just Kitasan White at her leveCompared to literally nobody at or around her level right now, yes.
>>572723686Lost by a singular win to the 2nd last S team, somehow. Sometimes you just lose, get over it.
hungry but if I start eating I won't be able to goondecisions decisions
>>572723693NeoUni for lates, I think Orfe is the only End to be as dominant on mediums
>>5727234973 speed will be too much, definitely 2 speed 4 wit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZZYckS1rcUwhen are we getting this pov in uma musume pretty derby?
>>572723773good first then eat to recouperatebonus if you don't wash your hands
>My oshis you ask?>Nishino Flower and Seiun Sky
>>572723686The elites and nu-riko teams are brutal
>>572722816okay we are more than fine lmao
>>572723086um nyo
orenji
>>572723868>that statlinemeek...
Is Dasca power a better borrow? Getting real tired of being agemasen'd by Bakushin
>>572723715why would you do that...
>>572723868No sweatie, I don't think you are.
>/u "I'll never touch unity again" ma/
>>572723847The pink teams are nasty yeah, I've never seen nu-riko getting more that 1/5 wins though
>>572723235the medium CM we just had would have Oguri on S and no other uma above C
>>572723380>idiot proofanon, there are so many people running either less than 3 recoveries or 3 recoveries, but they can't activate 1 of them.
Ace making is UNIVERSES better but parent grinding feels kind of shitty at the moment Its pretty fucking hard to consistently get SS in unity when you're doing EVERY SINGLE G1 and URA just isnt an option with those low scores
>>572724001retard
>>572715024Join Haythere.Please put /uma/ in bio.
>>572723953idk what came over me...
I missed this feeling man, "5 borrows is not enough", I had not felt like this any time during mant
>>572724064>idk what came over me...me
>>572724001Those tits look extremely heavy, ma'am...Why not rest them on my face?
>>572724090stop being poor seaboy
>>572724090audio is fucking huge, the entire dark souls trilogy has a fraction of the voiced dialogue of this game
I want to suck dick
>>572722962This WAS gonna be a test run since it was my first Unity run (I had been doing URA up until now). I had planed to run all the G1s but then I got Fast Learner right before the JF.Based on what other anons are saying, I guess I'll stick to my original schedule for the most part, while being sure to check training options.
>>572723773
Seriously why do you think they killed medium pace chasers for maybe 2 years? Pace chasers being so good in current JP meta is just compensation for years of Cygames punishing medium pace chasers for using the same style as Oguri
>>572724193have they never heard of vorbis
>>572724221We know Umama
>>572724221hey
I can finally roll today
>>572724276yuzu sexo
>>572724279cygames are retards who don't know how to balance
>>572724001daiwa is so fucking erotic
I can't wait to dominate all over frontKEKs in 2 months
Today we'll be cooking EVIL NATURE.
>>572722941>>572723868
>>572724221
finally, secret eventsget another one at arima senior too for free
I don't want to let her go
>>572723773Eat first so you can have more energy and fuel to cum harder after
Anons, given we can just go with 1300 power now, is firm conditions any useful at this point?
>>572724414>couldn't even wait until golshi dropped
Okay but what does Style S actually do
>>572724090>versão japonesaBrasilbwos...
>>572723596ok so you are admitting that some uma are better on certain tracks? if a track favours hoguri she's good. if not, others are good. No different than using Goldship on a CM where straightaway spurt is good
wild
>>572724492god shut the fuck up about your garbage that does not matter to me aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
brick-182 has two spots for anons who want a chill and comfy A+ club 25mil every month, reply with your ID and I'll invite you or apply in game with /uma/ club ID: 835612678
>>572724446>bots>uses hachimi
TOO HOT FOR ELONBOOK
>>572724480yes because the more you go over the power cap the more free accel you get. Firm conditions is 40 power which is 80 power over the cap
>>572724467hello clubdacchishe kind of looks like confusion>>572724503chance for pace ups and...something else probably. wit related stuff but not skill proc wise>>572724480yesit is not affected by the effectiveness thingy, so greens are still really good value
>>572724480the more power you have the more power you will use in the charged duels
BAKUSHIN STOP FUCKING JOBBING THE JUNIOR STAKES
>>572724602where the fuck do you see a bot, you mentally ill freak?
>>572724050?
>>572724467Selfdoxxing...
>>572724556the weird feeling is you need like >5 of these trainings in unity while you only need like 2-3 of these sorts of trainings in mant
3 guts, 3 wit feel like trash. I have no idea how some nigs get U ratings with it.
>>572724221I wish you would suck cock too
>>572724602>didn't check filesize>doesn't realize I had to speed up the footage for it to be under 4mb
>>572724476I always lose my libido after eatingjust feel bloated
What should i borrow for a late for next CM? I already have Nattie
>>572715216I legit want oe of those
>>572724853bakushin speed for turbo sprint
>>572724467bridge comp 1* trainee WHEN
>>572724853bakushin speed for another gamble-esque accel
>>5727247944 guts 2 wits with Ayabe feels better, as well as 3 guts 2 wits 1 speed in unity, try it
>>572724853>late for next CM
>>572724923sssssssssex sssssssssex sssssssssex sssssssssex sssssssssex sssssssssex sssssssssex sssssssssex
>>572724652>>572724781AAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE I DIDNT NOTICE Also Brigdge Comp's the mobma in umayuru
>>572724924>>572724939I have LB2 bakushin... i think i'll take mine
>>572724853In cards? There's not a whole lot that's late focused at the moment besides NN Wit.
>>572725012it's your deck, but what else will you borrow?
>>572725012ok then idk uhhhh curren or finemo wit
>>572724794>those guts cardsthat's like saying 3 speed is trash while using flash/taishin sr
>>572725052Umama??
>>572725052This one is male.
>>572724928Never. I HATE IT
>>572724794>TaikiUnironically a braindead 6 wit deck could land you straight to GF
>>572725012MLB Speed Teio for yet another gamble-esque accel and power
>first hot spring in a whilefinally
Agnes bloomers
>>572725069ENTER
>>572724954*passes u*
>>572725083Retard.
>>572724542>yeah 0.2 accel of spurt is the same as perfect speed carryover and accel2000-2200 mediums are literally the most common races in the game, Tachyon got an alt tailor made for Nakayama 2000m but they never released another Satsuki Sho CM because the hog exists. There was 3 years between the first Takarazuka Kinen CM and the next one, 3 years between the first Akiten CM and the next one. We never got an Osaka Hai CM, we only got Shuka Sho last year. Even though these are some of the most popular races IRL.Literally all the medium CMs will be 2400m false medium after 2nd anni because XOguri doesn't get a perfect proc for 2400m
>>572725192gambleGOD card
>>572725098>cosplay post>T-T-THAT'S A MAN. YES I AM SURE THAT IS A MAN HAHA THAT'S DEFINATELY A MAN. THAT'S OBVIOUSLY A MAN. I AM VERY SURE THAT IS A MAN. THAT'S A MAN I SAY. HHHMMMMMM THAT IS A MAN BRO. I ONLY KNOW MALES FOR MY WHOLE LIFE AND I CAN SAFELY SAY THAT IS A MAN. THAT'S A MAN. YES I CAN VOUCH THAT'S A MAN. THAT IS... DARE I SAY... A MAN COSPLAYING AS A WOMAN?! THAT'S A MAN FOR REAL. AAAAIEEEEE. YEAH I CAN SAY WITH CONFIDENCE THAT'S A MAN. I DON'T THINK THAT IS A WOMAN BRO, THAT'S A MAN I CAN SAFELY SAY. HOLY SHIT HOW CAN YOU NOT TELL THAT IS A MAN. THAT IS A MAN MY MAN. I LOVE MEN. SORRY TO SAY MATE BUT THAT'S A MAN, NOT A WOMAN. SORRY BUT YOU WERE WRONG, THAT ISN'T A WOMAN, IT IS A MAN. YEAH THAT'S A MAN. FORTUNATELY THAT IS A MAN NOT A WOMAN. HEY SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE BUT THAT'S A MAN. THAT'S A-
>>572725103hi
>>572725242Retard.
>>572725242>>572725293Retards.
>>572725279
can't post an image anymore without being accused of someone else..
>>572725194>goes from 8th to 7th
>>572725293>>572725320Cute retards.
>>572725192Nakayama Festa looks like THIS?Sorry bros but I'm joining the yumes.
i failed curren's valentine fan check...
>>572725391pretty easy to ignore those types of posts desu
>>572725279But it is a male.
bloomers are basically pantieswhy is this allowed
>>572724646
>>572725391this is why im glad my wife has reasonable anons who post them
>>572725280hello
I failed Curren-chan...
>>572725052>>572725098>>572725090>>572725279Would you make out with a man if he looked like that?
>>572725481still fuck the shit out of her flabby hag tits
>>572719308>some of us want to be stuffed in a body bag and raped on a deserted island and others wanna use Taishin as an armrestwhat the actual FUCK
>>572725538No.
>>572724794Results without guts build were definitely better. But well, I'll try add 1 spd card next time.
>>572725475Lewd hag (fake)
>>572725456so men can jerk off to them. next question.
>>572725542poop doesn't come from the tits...
>>572725538Sex yes, make out no. I'm not a fag.
>>572724221daiwa would say this
>>572723956dummy
>>572725601that's a self reporting femanon
I only fuck manly men.
do not goon
>>572725279They say this because they're gay as fuck and want all cosplayers to be men.
>>572725601>he doesn't want to be overpowered and raped by umasYou need to read Monster Musume.
>>572725681>creek 1L behind youyou got LUCKY
unironicallywedding curren or base currenfor cm16
>>572725723That one's been posted before and they are a guy, though
>>572725684Wanting to use Taishin as an armrest doesn't make you woman. Let Taishinfags have their little boy wife.
>Adrenaline Rush is a gold speed skill now aside from the gold recoveryis there some way to make it usable now?
>>572725538Lol no, not nearly feminine enough. Anyone who would want to kiss that is actually gay.
>>572725829sorry i only have an ironic answer
>>572725734dont listen to this guy, I read it back in highschool and now i want to fuck spider women
>>572725703Too late, Maruchen called me.
>>572725723>anon thinks that guy is a girlI think you're the gayest one out of all of us here!
cortisol levels rising forgot how bad it feels to fail unclockable races and fail 2% trainings
>>572720421/uma/ lied. Oguri is going to be dominant in GL (the way she was in Aries, for example), and if we get evolved skills early, she's still going to be very strong, just less dominant.
>>572725868use it in Longs?
>>572725842Maybe so but there's still people who call literally every cosplayer a man.
>>572725279all this yet you didnt deny it is a man... curious!
I'm tempted to falseflag myself as a betrayer who joined /uma/club for giggles, but I don't want to become the new horsemeat
>>572725681>no clock iconYou win this time
>>572725601I SAID I WANT GOLSHI TO RAPE ME
>>572725616what is diddy blud doing bringing R Riko to a sprint cm
loud as fuck image
>CM16
So how does affinity work now? I saw a video saying that only G1s give affinity, but it didn't say anything about epithets.So I just spam G1s and forget about G2s-G3s for parents then?
>>572725868>1.8 secondsStill shit.I guess if there are any umas who have the gold skill as a potential it could be worth buying though.
>>572715871nobody slurps like this
>>572726180it's actually about power
game is in such a shitshow state they have to cut off our clock amount
>>572726092nta some stam for the taiki secret event races and some guts id assume
>>572725279btw easy tell: if they show off their feet it's a woman. trannies are extremely self conscious about having obviously huge manfeet.
>>572726187pretty sure the only epithets that matter for affinity are ones that involve all G1s anyway
>>572726187ye squeeze all g1's your uma can handle for parent runs
>>572725734I did, and it gave me a lamia fetish. Now I'm horny for snake womenwell I was until Uma Musume, now I only care about umas, not ningen women or other monsters
>>572726180Guts unfortunately isn't useful
>>572726058You gotta do some insanely fucked up shit to become the new horsemeat. You'd be safe from that fate at least
Why are 6wit meme runs the most enjoyable and fun there is?
>>572725390Shakur finally getting mindbroken and pummeling me to near death after she finds out I gave her dahby plans to Agnes Flight's trainer (all according to keikaku)
Come to think of it can Chiyo rape Maruzensky and CB with Unity?
Okay but what if it hit though
>>572726284wait that guy is in my clubwhat did he do
>Slot 4 sprint/pace related cards for an okaysh deck that will work in a highroll>Get only red and blue hintsAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>572726058no one will ever top horsemeat not even V, you're fine
>>572726329You miss every shot you don't take
>>572726235>MANT is over, no clocks for you anymore
>>572725852the femanon part was being stuffed into a bag and raped
>>572726329If you can fail a 2% training you can succeed an 83% training
>>572726329bwo your wit
>>572726304all you have to press is 1 (ONE) button
>>572726268They still call me back from time to time
>>572726369You dont even wanna know Mambro...Let's just say he's the only one the very serious DNI list actually applies to
developed agp because I want to self insert as the one being raped and almost all of the good rape art has the female being raped
>>572720692didnt got kickedhad to leave myself nowthx for the invitesee you in 24 h
>>572726180Anon, the guts meta died along with MANT. It wont be back for awhile.Guts was only good because in MANT it was so easy to cap spd power and wit that you could afford to get decent guts as well in sprints and miles.
Mambros...
>>572726397>>572726431AIEEEEEEE>>572726486Doesn't matter one way or another, just hitting SS for parents
>>572726496I do a bit more than that, otherwise my brain would fry akin to your average bakushin run.
>>572726329The run is dead if you don't hit that
I wanna do speakable things with Sweep Tosho. I wanna learn magic with her. I wanna ride brooms in the moonlight sky. I wanna brew all sorts of potions and test them out. I wanna get my own wizard robes so I look like her. I want to be taught by her grandmother in the ways of magic. I wanna be her partner in crime, slaying all the evildoers with our combined magical power. And after that's done, I want to go to an ice cream store and get cones that shoot all the way up to the sky and eat them all.
>>572726548makweenbro btw
>>572726531literally perfect
>>572726304>hit wit>wit go up>speed go up>energy go up>can hit it at low energy>can do it multiple turns in a row without caring about fail chanceit's the best button
>>572726589But why did Umama leave though
wit anus fujin suckslowrolled hard so good stats despite that just need more spsecond reset waiting room>>572726329stop
0 inspiration sprint sparks in six unity runs award
>>572726589I'm glad he's gone
>>572726646I want to fuck Sweep Tosho and make her do unspeakable acts to me
total namedropper death
>>572726369Don't ask or it will begin... sooner talk about schizos instead
This thread needs more meat. Lots of it.
>>572726684going to CUM onto that wit button!
>>572726589Mambo century of humiliation.
So 20 races is the sweet spot? This is 18 (2 of them were g2s)
>>572726698Scout for another /uma/club for august
>>572726187Its the same epithets as before, they just give more of a bonus than they used to.You want the ones that show up with a gold icon at the end of career when it lists your top 3 accomplishments.
>>572725538The only circumstance I would ever kiss a dude is if I was truly 100% unable to tell which isn't hard because boy stink is very hard to erase even with perfume. I would let him suck my dick and maybe cuddle a little or maybe hold hands but kissing is a no go.
which umas would swallow
>>572726329If only one of those purples wasn't popped
Man I am happy with these updates.
>>572726589
>>572726329>senior early sept>1000 speed>800 power>700 witWallahi it's over
capped speed in classic year award
>>572726589>/uma/club will poach the best members of all the other /uma/ clubsI wonder who's next
>>572726805>oguyou didnt play the game
>>572726419No those are those wicked Diafags *COUHG COUGH me COUGH*
>>572726805Technically the more the better but yeah looks good
>>572726698Political marriage
>>572726591Bro, your lucky charm?
you didn't hear it from me but they are scouting to make a 2nd S rank /uma/ club
>>572726898Ah yes, purples show up exactly when needed
>>572726861heyy
>>572726258>>572726263>>572726841k thx
>>572726701ok
>>572727004haha I would never let slip in front of Dia chan that I consistently go through dark alleyways by myself at certain exact times of day on my way home haha
>>572727082But I did hear it from you though? Just now.
>umama flirting with randos againWonder if his bf is watching
is Shrewd Step any good
>>572727082Yes, it's their affiliate club
>>572727005AI KOPPI
>>572727082Good job picking the most hated thread on this thread with members who are literally banned on sight by jannies then
take the NO /uma/club PLEDGEall you have to do is say I DENOUNCE /uma/club AND WILL NEVER JOIN THEM, and uphold the virtue of being in a club full of dacchis
>>572727209lmao what a cuck
cm16 status?
>>572726912Dacchis remain strong, their only losses are flatliners that deserves to be kicked anyway
>>572727352die
>>572727326He unironically must be into getting cucked because he does that all the time here
>>572727325I dont really have an issue with them though
>>572727352live
>>572727082post ze discord screencaps coward
>>572727430mambocchi...
>>572727408followed by the "im not flirting in the thread anymore im a good girl(male)" shtick
>Error: fetch failed 400Does chronogenesis ever work for fucks sake
>>572727428what a menacing aura
>>572727120Hello
I want to cum in Ai's eyes
My umas are going to rape them so hard they will turn gay...
>>572727627
>>572727494i don't have a discord they sent me a sign on offer by carrier pigeon
>>572727625where do I apply
>>572727627It actually really sucks to get semen in your eyes. Mine get really red/bloodshot and hurt for the rest of the night.
>>572727554Maybe he's just into it
>>572727082>umaco has a discord>umaclub has a discord>sending umama to umaco means they can touch discord dicksMakes sense.
>>572727325I DENOUNCE /uma/club AND WILL NEVER JOIN THEMif they don't invite me
>>572727627AI CUMY
>>572727627>not nakadashingmi
>>572727710Mrs CB!
>>572727783hmm...
>>572727804are you a lynchpin of your club? no? then you will never get invited
>>572727005Are evolved skills actually in the game right now? I haven't seen anyone using them in public rooms
>>572727683When you get a good aoharu run going it's just pure bullying what you do to those poor rival teams
*drops on my knees*KINGU-SAMA PLEASE SPARE MY LIFE
thoughts on my lineup
>>572727914what does double dual even mean
>>572727769We are not accepting applications
>>572727948>Oguri Capyou didn't win
>>572727948What does your bf think
>>572727783>ah shucks i hate just being nut all overthis is why AIDS was putting up Lebron numbers on you fags in the 80s wear a fucking rubber you dolts
Everyone in my club is now requesting rare sashes so I have to manually scroll and find those who dont
