>>572625947>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>league nanahttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1UvDvHAS0L7XbYmcQZCQfJATOK3_Fqwo2sWX6VY8kMvA/>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1q966qVcYL3EjGuY5ed4r5YiDz3ckhYwYQzKa4JJYZQ4/>league sitehttps://repo.riichi.moe/league/7/>L Leaguehttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ib4byPHTaqgn9yosjaqVka2NMNp_KyYy8fK77xw8NXA/>league intro singuphttps://docspace-f8cip5.onlyoffice.com/s/_86LX-JS8QTkH5V
>page 8>L Leagueretard
i'm somewhat of a wildcard myself
>2 games without any Temple of Noten OCI'm selling my buddhacoin
Lucky League!
>>572715760Oh noooo a duplicate thread or a thread at bump limit is gonna get archived a few minutes early... The horror
>>572715929Here's your OC!>text text text text text text text text>text text text text text text text >text text text>text text text text text>text text text text text>text text text>text text text text text textt. Temple of Noten
Draft me as a (mildly) wild card, kind of. U wot? Where the fuck are Mila mains? Evil women team doko? Predatory Hags team, hunting the cunnies or shotakeks? Or "We Can Fix 'em" team? Despite that, I would play in a Steve team of well natured chuunis on the side of Shining Good gladly. Madoka or Gatari yes. Cynthia-7 YES, UmaMusu gacha NYO.
>>572716161 bravo
>>572715940bro think of poppy playtime and starfield general
>>572716161
>>572716185Wrong Steve.
>>572716161shouldve called themselves temple of notext
My motives are...complex.
my motives are extremely simple
Life is simply unfair.
yonma...hanchan...mangan...ippatsu...tdumo...
>>572716843>tdumo
>Fourth place acceptance.
>>572715937I just realized what a funny coincidence it is that a certain person mains Fuji.
>>572716387wrong table
>>572716925>minor spelling mistake
Holy SHIT, this Steve is an idiot.
>the power of stevetards
How do you even fumble a game like this as Steve? The wall wanted you to get 1st at all cost, and you somehow ended up 2nd.How is it even possible?
I can believe I lost to these retards.
>>572717378He's a wild card.
>>572717131put her in a vacuum sealer NOW
Wild Card activated
They call me the Furikom Machine.
Imagine ronskipping a horsefag just to ron a stevekek...
>>572717131where do I buy onewould a regular size onahole fit in there
ron a steve save a horsefag
>>572718580do not sex the cat
Worst table in the history of league
how is this semis?strongest community in the west?
>>572718580>spoilernot even small ones would fit, t.knower
>>572715929it was at the start of last thread tho...
there is a mahjong club near me and i really want to try playing irl but i'm too scared to go. they also have a discord server so i should also probably join that first...i have been thinking about this for more than half a year but i still haven't done anything. should i just kms
His name really tells the truth
>>572718918what else are cats for tho???
>>572719327Nah just go and give it a shot. I tried it and even though they ended up being trubo casuals it was still fun to play irl.Worst case scenario you go once and don't go again
>>572719306Not an excuse
GO SQEVE SCORE SOME DEAL-INS!
>>572719327Just go, you are likely already better than the averge player there, if you really want at least some practice beforehand play a few autokokos
his music isnt loud wtf, bring it up again
>>572719327cali?
>>572719327Just ask your local anons to go there with you
>clear mistakes never punished
All I'm learning from these tables is that the more retarded you are, the more rewarded you get.
Do you play with anons IRL?
>all mistakes from these retards somehow end up rewarded
>>572720201Bandori collab next. I've been asking for it in every survey
It really is pointless to get "better" at this game
>>572720201>>572719924its called flow
>>572719495We made OC.....we posted OC...how is that not an excuse???
>he didn't luckshit in his league games
>>572719327Bring some snacks, they'll love you!
>>572720656actually I did, but I also played well
>>572720178does autotable count
STOP CHIING FUCKING RYANMEN FOR ATOZUKE IN THE FIRST ROW
>>572720178Yes, playing with them is always great fun.
These fucking players are all so bad it's unreal, and yet they all just keep luckshitting
i cant believe i lost to these retards
>>572721137don't tell someone who's better at mahjong than you how to playLUCKISASKILL
>>572721382if you repeat it often enough maybe you will believe it yourself
>>572721320If I looked at your logs I'd bet you're not any better
>>572721603I'm literally one of the best digikeks in this general
I woke up 10 minutes before I had to play because TO has terrible time selections
>>572721647post logs or fuck off
>>572721794Ican'tmakeexcuses
Why don't mahjong fans ever send cow dung and funeral wreaths to Catfood Studios?
>>572721794No one forced you to play EU1
How the FUCK are prisonkeks top 4?
>>572721963TO is in their team
>>572721963Sfeve feeding.
release the mortalbot scores
image getting 4th on this table
INVESTIGATE EVERYONENOOOOOOW
>>572721863
We really don't hate luckshitting retards enough.
Speaking of luckshittinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV2uDElT7IQ
>>572722273cry about it digikek, the only people who win at mahjong are those who enjoy themselves, not the jaded cunts complaining about luck and yet still playing the same game they hate
>>572722432Fuck off luckshitter, I love the game, I hate you for making it worse with your existence.
>>572722432>getting this riled up and defensivekek
I want to make it so you get poked with a needle every time you click the kan button
>>572722597Imagine typing this and thinking you are not a miserable existence in the least.
I love being lucky
Getting a tad tired of the lolcult larpers desu
MFG doko
>>572722643wrong reply, meant for >>572722597
>>572722803touristniggers that don't play the game be like that
>>572722721At least I know how to play
which luckshitter are we malding about today digikeks
>>572722912And it will never amount to anything.Stop avatarfagging btw, you are not a thread personality.
I was tiredI was tiltedI was at workI was not even trying I was playing runescape on another monitorI was eating a sandwichI was trollingI was pretending to be retarded
Let's just agree to disagree on this, and agree to our shared love of mahjong!
>>572722803nobody said anything about occult, my dear little schizoid
>>572723060>occultkek lashes out as he gets btfo'd by facts and logic
>>572723206>he he, i factchecked you with le soince check and mate budster
yagooey
>>572723206You lead a miserable existence.
If you wanna play mahjong in /mjg/ you must:Never declare riichi before the 6th turnNever ron before the 6th turnAlways skip ippatsu Never kanIf you get more than 3 doras in your hand, drop all the extraIf you get ura, donate the points you got from it on the next turn
>>572723151>I was playing runescape on another monitorless posting more grinding maggot king for your unnoted leechfins and bronze 2Hs, chop chop
>>572722847Right, let's try at :05?
If you wanna play mahjong in /mjg/ you must:don't play mahjong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAmLCYebD5I&t=5439sHow do we rehabilitate Steves? Is it possible to revert the effects of acute steveitis on the brain?
It is about time for another occult vs digital tournament
>>572723471
When was the last time /mjg/ played non-gacha client together?Could it be?
>another 3rd place bailout from the indomitable human spirit who got negatives in east and came back to crab bucket the space team.I kneel, he can't keep getting away with this!
Yeah, I think yagooey won that argument and it wasn't even close.
How does a gambling game where you're guaranteed to lose have this much strategy?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6CzbGI4Dww
imagine complaining about luckshitters but doing nothing to improve your own luck>didnt throw any coins into fountains or wishing wells>didnt hunt for four leaf clovers>didnt carry a rabbit foot>didnt set up a shrine and make offerings>didnt pray to various gods>didnt kidnap and sacrifice goyim children>didnt try to get shat on by birds>didnt put a coin in your shoeyou arent even trying
>>572723361yea?why?
Table B vod koko: https://youtu.be/M1Rftqo-L4Q
>>572723521Autotable is hosted every other thread
I don't like Steve
https://youtu.be/TN2hRLlPRmYFinally some good stuff
I love Steve, but most sqevekeks are... I just don't like them.
>>572723627No one cares about autotable besides 4 troglodytes who cheat for free
>>572723821>d-doesn't countShut the fuck up then.
Why do anons read about mahjong strategy when improving your luck should be much more effective in theory?If you win chiihou twice in a row, you can win any hanchan without having to lift a finger.
>>572723885Yes it doesn't count you dumb nigger
>>572723702>still no release date
>>572723937Why win chiihou twice in a row when you can just ron someone for daisangen on turn 1?
None of you are unironically occult, you're all larping digikeks (analogkeks at best) who think you're being Akagi for kanning every opportunity you have. Weak.
I have league thread fatigue.
Luck Book 1 doko?
this league is too long
>>572724007I already undressing in my head so it counts
>A study found that one ChatGPT user generated thousands of Doki Doki Literature Club childbirth fanfiction stories
>>572724034A good player would be able to read the flow and sense your turn 1 dama daisangan. Chiihou is the safer options against opponents like Sakurai and Tsuchida.
>>572723512sqeves...
>>572724098nobody said anything about occult you sperg, stop shitting up the thread crying about luckshitters
>>572724303what diz post supposed to mean
table a vod: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvXFNQVfI9E
>boy i wonder if occult theory has helped /mjg/ in rank->anon deranks from saint 3 to master 1...That isn't statistically possible.
>>572724472Statistically improbable
>>572724236>my AI erp logs might be leaked one daygrim
https://youtu.be/O6Pu6Z53JFE
>>572724397No, honestly, /mjg/ cord shills are getting underpaid these days or what?
>>572724569>mightthey are already selling them to Israel for study purposes
can someone port the alt to hide names plugin to unity
we should rename toitoi all tripplies
>>572724690My bad, my bad.:03?
I just finished watching Shiki. So who were the good guys? The vampires or the humans? I can't decide and it's distracting me from Mahjong.
>>572725002In an hour?
>>572724708>6 minutes longleague OC is becoming too much for my zoomer attention span
>>572725131The good guys are always the humans in every fantasy setting, unless it's humans vs humans, then it gets nuanced.
>>572725134Err, :13.
>>572725131Which Shiki? The girl, the guy, the other guy who is a serial killer, the other other guy but white and evil, the vampire girl from a different franchise, the vampire guy from another different franchise?
If we came from Ichihimes why we still got Ichihimes?
>>572725131I was about to tell you to use your brain, but then I remembered c*nthias don't have any.
>>5727253622010
>>572725479nyagga
>>572725479What if we come in Ichihimes?
>>572725243dead again?
>>572724839>/mjg/ cord
nyagga-san
>>572725131boring ass show
>>572724708sugoi
>>572725835Dead ;_;
>>572725595I personally see it as “humanity is the scariest thing out there” type of message. Even Shiki look like they are prey in the end, their weaknesses outweigh their strengths when humans unite to exterminate a “pest”. Notice the scariest movies aren’t about monsters or supernatural, they are the ones that seem like they could (and have) happened in real life. Crowd mentality is a real danger and this anime speaks to the injustice of that mentality. There is no gray area because neither side sees it as an option in the all or nothing world we usually face; when the reality is life is mostly shades of gray.
>>572725916I'm still in the game though, you're a tsumogiri bot now
>>572725131>shikis attacked first completely unprompted>but humans did a little sadism defending themselves>"UHHHH??? I WONDER WHO'S THE CULPRIT OF THIS STORY?!?"Are you like ethnically jewish or something?
>>572725986Hmm.I'm running their network diagnostics to submit to the thread for now. Will be done in 4 minutes, could try again after.
>>572725953The Shiki could've drunk out of blood bags instead of larping as predators. This is like a nyagger trying to dama. In the end the hag (human) sweeps.
Just let the vampires eat children, you chuds.
>>572725131The vampires can feed without killing by simply cycling their victims instead of feeding on them multiple consecutive times. They instead go out of their way to kill as many people as possible, and eventually get their comeuppance. It's not hard to see that they're in the wrong, if you're capable of critical thought.
>>572726148Yes, Sunako, Tohru, and Yuki did bring up the idea, but they doubted it would work not because of the Shiki’s nature or hunger, but because of their circumstances. Without a steady supply of blood, their hunger can reach the point of starvation, making control very difficult, though still not impossible. If given regular, voluntary blood donations, most if not all Shiki could manage their urges and avoid violent feeding. It wasn’t about physiological inability but a lack of opportunity.As for the Nurse being the only one able to live that way, that underestimates the potential for many Shiki to have basic self-control for the purpose of co-existence when properly supported and motivated. A good example is also Chizuru in the festival when she was around plenty of people, she did show restraint is possible, same with Natsuno and Tohru.So, it's not that they can't control themselves when hungry, it's that they can't control themselves when starving to death.
shiki noko noko kosh tan tan
Is Shiki an /mjg/core show?hinamomo-5.png
>>572726468so vampires in shiki is an allegory to black people in society?
>>572725986How about :35?
My fellow humans, we must let the vampires in, they are really good at goyball and can cook a mean kebab.
>>572726790
Okay, there's no way this many of you have seen Shiki.amaekoromo-5.png
>>572726796Don't care about footie but you really got me with the kebabs
>>572726446To add to this, the Shiki in the show are dumbfucks who misunderstood their own nature, which is parasitical, not predatorial. They're overgrown mosquitos, not bears or lions or whatever they'd like to think. Parasites gain nothing from killing their hosts. Even if they hadn't gotten exterminated in the end, they would eventually just arrive to a point where they had no one to feed from.
>>572726947it was pretty big when it was airing
This could all be explained by a Mysterious person X with small bombs
>there's no way this many of you have seen this thing I thought is so obscure and I'm so special, because someone spoonfed me the title
>they haven't seen Fat Pizza Get on my esoteric level you mongrel.
For me, it's shikato.
>>572727632Here she is!
>>572726790I see
>>572727679zamn C2! doppiyan doppiyan tiem!
>>572727753Well, I am not getting a longer Ethernet cable today just to test that.Sorry.
Humanity are... le real monsters!
>>572728251They never said that! There are some bad eggs among humans, but when you fuck around, you find out, worm.
>>572728251KIIIIIIIINOOOOOOO
>>572728251>I don't want to kill the demons
I will never forgive that Buddhist Kuro (forma de Luigi). Once he blown the fuck out of me last tourney and his insane luck is pure bullshit I wondered what kind of ritual did he perform? I even watch that one gimmick tourney where he had a gall to be 15 minutes late, bulldozes everyone and the thread call him sovlful? That's stupid. How can he keep getting away with this? Where is this untapped luck is he getting from? Is there a fucking fountain of luck that he gatekeeps? This cannot go on. Someday his luck gonna run dry right?
>>572726446they could just hand over the shikis to fetishists and the problem would solve itself
>>572728371
>>572728514How do you even end up with a 153x132 image from a 240x240? Did you take a crappy screenshot?
>>572728674It's low quality for a reason
>>572728490https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mjlM_RnsVE
>>572728674I took a screenshot of my computer with my phone and run it through multiple facebook chat with an alt.
deal into my obvious open tanyao with no dora NOW
>>572723593>walk under a ladder on the way home>black cat crosses my path>break a mirror just for fun>put my new shoes on the tableyup im ready, it's time to play mahjong
>>572728997Then it should look like this?
>>572729051Yes, your majesty...
blob economy is boomingBUY BUY BUY
why are all akagi players so shit
>>572729305Gouge her eye, now!
>>572729537half the game mains him nowi feel bad for uncle
>>572728909This steve picture has been posted multiple times but it goes way too hard. Steve wishes she were that cool.
>>572729717how comedo zoomers even know who akagi is
>>572729801Not only she's that cool, but she's even cooler in ways beyond your imagination.
>>572728909thats not how you hold a cig steve
>>572729912Akagi ended in 2018, anon. Even zoomers had time to know who he is.
>>572729912no, but the zoomers that play mahjong doi mean come on, this is the first thing that pops up when you search for "mahjong anime"
Suddenly 6ex Se7ven is in top 8. Is this the new bailout rule from L-League?
>>572730192>fucks up leagueit's good team OC, sir
LLightMisa?
Its Akagi League. Akagi game.Akagi year./mjg/ will talk about Akagi visited them during the last league till the death of this general
How is Card Captor Sakura still such a good anime? Quality wise, story wise, characters wise, etc. all great stuff.How come the masses don't get stuff this good anymore?
It's the last league because it's getting replaced by /mjg/vo.
>>572730623Mson
They call me Weak Kingsley.
>>572730623Matsuda.
>>572727753And now I play against bots just fine.Come back at :20 if you are around, I want to see if it's just an issue with players.
And so, as my heart flushes out any hate that might have been distorting my sensibilities, I too see an improvement in my performance not only as a real human but also as a jyanshi. Mahjong truly is... tanoshii...
>>572730956
>>572731082Hahi! Mahjaan taonshii!!1
how does one reach a state of mind where you don't get angry at getting 4th by complete bullshit in rankedyou can't say "by not playing ranked"
And so, as my heart stops and all the hate accumulates, I fail to see an improvement in my performance not only as a real human but also as a jyanshi. Mahjong truly is... kuso...
>>572731332Hoe... Don't give up, anon... Take a break and come back to it, there's no need to play Mahjong every day: play only when you're up for it...
>>572731289Loss breaks loss, flow begets flow. Miracles will not come to be reality if you don't aspire to pursue, therefore, perseverance prevails. The more you can accept that the fault lies not only with your play but stems from misunderstanding as a whole and you focus more on what you could have possibly done differently, the more you can say "omigoto nanoja" and proceed.
>>572731289Ultimately, mahjong is game for cucks. Only cucks would enjoy getting fucked so hard by the game
>>572724708Is your OC that your team is falling apart?
Another crab bucket semis
>>572731516Hahi! Mahjaan taonshii!!1
>>572731289Teach yourself to unironically go through the "onegaishimasu"-"omigotonanoja"-"arigatougozaimasu" for every single game. If you don't see why you should do that "because they're chinks or bots anyway," that's all the more reason to practice it
>>572731516If you think you deserve to win, then you have already lost.
Reposting because I don't think enough people saw this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6Pu6Z53JFE
>>572731593
>>572731289start respecting your opponents, you currently don't see them as human
>>572731653>gets suutan>grinchesbased?
I might type bg, call you niggers, fuck your wives, kill your children, curse your bloodlines, genocide your populations, but I truly did enjoy the games deep within and I was just venting a bit.
>>572731653tl;dr
>>572731653What is even this theme besides space station
>>572731653How desperate are you for attention, spacekeks >>572724708
Yes god I love seeing my hands cucked by other hands mahjong is so fun
>>572731289start getting angry at your own misplays instead, even if they didn't matter and there was no way for you to avoid 4th even if you had wallhacks
Oh no no no Egypt keks down 300 points in 3 sessions
Remember when spacekeks pretended they failed to post their intro video and anons called it out and said it was bait, and then spacekeks pretended everyone fell for it?
[ToonsHub] Chainsmoker Cat S01E01 1080p NF WEB-DL AAC2.0 H.264 (Yani Neko, Multi-Subs, Uncensored)
>>572732256nyaa...
>>572731653I can't believe the spacekeks are dead...
>>572731289Just don't lose
Now for real, how did TO know that Akagi would get a rerun to theme league nana around it? There has to be an intern leaking some stuff to powerful IRC members.
In case you missed it. Presenting a new video from the beloved Seikai no Tenbou team!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6Pu6Z53JFE
>>572732043it's a cute video, I like it
EU1 is the designated jobber session no?
>>572730956ded?
>>572732408Anons just have the ability to manipulate reality with their minds.Together as /mjg/ we are a strong noosphere of chosen individuals, it's that simple.
>>572732408
>>572731653Anon... you do know how Seven Samurai ended right? And then there were none...cynthia-6k.png
>>572732572Ded.plz reply in the discussion thread, I guess, so I'm not alone there.
>>572732256slop
>>572730623Nig
>>572732654
>>572732661I don't DC though
>>572732256unironic ecchi goyslop for raped kikeslaves
>>572732654I love Samurai 7!
>>572731289Is that possible? Certainly not for me
>>572732874I love Conor 12!
>>572732408TO herelets just say I have connections.
>names
>>572732805But you did yesterday.
>>572733193Looks like it was a VPN issue yesterday
>watch the akagi anime because uncs keep saying it’s cool>anime fucks off in the middle of a super intersting arc never to be seen againi will never listen to uncs ever again
>>572733323Ok, so why not report that?
>>572724708>>572731653The space team still fights on despite the team falling apart by the seams.
>>572733707This is what being a face team is all about.
>>572733707>oh no our expertkek grinches what a shame now we have to send out our saint an extra 10 matches
>>572733876You misspelled space team retard
>>572733957This is what being a space team retard is all about!
Where the FUCK is stats anon
>>572733901One grinch went +256 in league 6 regular season and the other one scored a double yakuman before grinching. They would be way above the greeks at this point if their bottom scoring kekspert grinched instead of the other kekspert.
>>572733901Their experts grinched and they immediately doubled their points at the start of semis... tragic.
>>572734910Train team could have qualified if they benched just one of their adepts and/or captain.
League should have some sort of tiered draft in which teams choose the ranks they want to send out, meaning that if a team decides to tryhard in the qualifiers stage by sending their saints, they can't send them as often for semis and by the end only the adeptchads would remain, or send the adeptchads first and save the heavy hitters for semis and up.
Sad news... turns out our entire team is afflicted with the dreaded Japanese cold except for our saint, who will be playing the entirety of our remaining matches. Please understand.
Hmm I wonder who the space team is sending will it be looper saint or french saint?
>>572735129What kind of oppressive suggestions is this? Are you afraid that a retarded adeptCHADS would outskilled a high ranking saint? The worst the commentators says are>Oh no no no no saintkeks
>>572735129This sounds like you'd like to sing up to be the TO for League Hachi.
>>572735129I'll derank to adept or sign up on an alt
>>572722847Wait how are you playing?
Our adept is on a mental wellness break
>>572735825at the arcade, how else?
>>572735825https://rentry.org/mfgrinshansetup.gg/seQ55YAywx
Captain took the Steve out back and shot him... RIP Steve.
Wasn't there a commentator on the jojos team with a southern twang with the same name as the current commentator on the prison team?Did I slide into another worldline?
>>572736320>Pinfuhow do they know what it is
>>572736320>Ichihime is getting blacked
>>572736320chiitoi needs way more black dots
>>572735332>French saintYou mean French stable rank adept 3 ?
>>572736320How is tanyao a bad yaku? How can it have more black dots than chiitoitsu?
>>572736320>tanyao, a real yaku, has more black dots than chiitoi, a random, fake yaku that Tsuchida made up on bad burger-fueled trip while in Las Vegasshiroko-7.png
>Game is all about building sequences and triplets>AKSHUALLY, you can also get seven pairs>AKSHUALLY, you can also get one of every honorWhat were they thinking?
>>572735990getting a 404
>>572737708good
>>572737165You get punished with a guaranteed shit wait for breaking regular hand structure, and in case of the more common chiitoi, fixed low fu and bad yaku compatibility, so you can only really build value with dora. But it's a nice bailout yaku option if your shapes and draws are all bad.But in a sense, that also makes Aryan Men a legitimate yaku candidate, so I see your point...
>>572737165The exception that confirms the rule, that's what adds spice to life.
>>572737708
>>572736320
>>572735990Why the hell does it get parsed as a single link.
>>572736320Looks good to me
>>572736320>this many retards voting for honitsu, the worst yaku
>>572740001EN is mostly keksperts aka gold room special
>>572740001Yes?
>>572740320there are too many saints these days
>>572740320looperchads...we are 3%ers...
>>572740001>the cornerstone of mahjong alongside tanyao and sanshoku is the worst yaku
>>572740001Honitsu is the yaku that is loved by shitters, hated by intermediate players and loved by actually good playersLike that retarded Gaussian distribution meme
>>572740320vs 2025
>>572736320riichi is the worst yaku because you cant defend>>full flush holding an entire zu hostage is worse than half flush according to these retards>orphans is a good yaku
>>572740747looperbros we're dying out...
>>572740747>>572740320Is this globally? I'd think japs would be way better at the game
>>572740903EN only
>>572740960So /mjg/ really might be the strongest community in the west. How grim is that?
honitsu is good if you can get it to mangan easily, aka or dora or yakuhai
Japs are better at the game because they actually queue ranked, not waste time in friendlies, don't shitpost they already feel as strong as saint but can't be bothered to grind or take 3 months breaks each time they have a bad match.
>>572741251the joke is only funny because its true shiroko-1.png
>>572741358>not waste time in friendlies>having fun with friends is wasting time but getting better at sorting mongolian tiles is notshiroko-1.png
Check your mails.
>>572741358
>>572741251discords mog
https://x.com/makimakinncho/status/2072656720053354791I'm being cucked..
snakekeks?
>>572742252You can't expect plebs to appreciate true beautyGod I want her to sit on my face
>>572742138
>>572742364>sit on your faceShe is made to smother you between her tits until you pass out though
New onahole arrives tomorrow, so I was trying to not cum today, to give myself the best experience. I still couldn't help but jerk off without cumming and after doing it for a while, my balls started to hurt.
>>572742546plappytaint...
>https://xsa.moe/july-1-2026/
>anon lied to meichihime-2.png
>>572742735let this be a lesson for you, adultfuckersnever jerk off to hags
>>572742735ohnononoonno cunny ntrits over for cunnyshits
>>572741773holy fuark, did these two become the most successful collab to date?
>Watch last episode of From>Everyone says Oh no no no every 3 min
>>572742912keep in mind this is gold room+ only
>>572742546
>>572742138Takaki was done so dirty, fuck phoenix, even if I like their players. Total nigger team.
Why does this thread always go to shit the moment Troon_Feng and looper shitline go online?
>>572743158he almost died at the table though, not worth it
>>572743173amaeleddit no jikansisters...
>>572740683Cope.Honitsu rates go down the higher level the table.The yaku you're thinking of is chiitoi.
>>572743571>source: my ass
>>572743571No it's fucking not lmao
>>572719327are they playing riichi though?
>>572743693https://tenhou.net/sc/prof.htmlRemember that it starts out defaulted to t*npuu.
I mahjongoonedLauraB
>>572743938>13 placewhat are you trying to prove here?
>>572743938Thanks for proving me right, faggot
doko
>>572744351host one, im too lazy...
>>572744175The words that I said?The rate of honitsu goes down the higher the room.Chiitoi on the other hand goes down from ippan and then back up.
>having favorite yakuhow old are you, 12?
>>572744578
>>572744540Of course it goes down as opponents learn actually play around it. Doesn't mean flushes are bad
>>572742546XSAptain...
>>572744646No judgment is being made on the quality of the yaku. The fact is that it isn't preferred more by high level players or hated by intermediate players. That's headcanon.
>nameptains
>>572744540hanchans>ippan 6.08307>joukyuu 5.54139>tokujou 4.94313>houou 4.91702Rates goes down because people simply avoid dealing into obvious yakus, also tokujou and houou don't have that much difference so blow that shit out of your ass buddy
>>572731653Nice spacesheepPost the lisalisa in the thread
>>572743094
>>572743115this is a reta general
>>572744818You're the one who brought those stats up in the first place, if they don't prove anything either way what's your point
Did someone do the old anon swapping in the middle of an argument againshiroko-1.png
Rate my blob or fix it.
>>572745781Gemmy
>>572745781Moderately cursed
>>572745781dogshit as always
>>5727457813/10
>>572745781Why does Ako's eyes look so low res?cynthia-6k.png
>>572745781fixed, ur welcome. payment for my work is for you to a host a koko pls thx.
do you think it would be fun with autotable cheating-so-long-as-you-dont-get-caught ari, and we have to stack the walls by hand after scrambling them? it would probably make the already 3 hour games 6 hours long, so maybe tonpuu
how do you not tilt in league
>>572746732I tilted a few times and in hindsight it was fucking cringe to do so.Surely I won't do so >next league
>>572745125This one?The original is on the booru. I just swapped Shaun with the logo.
>>572746879cute
>>5727457818/10 Pretty cute
Table B is another feeding session ..
Majsoul Friends Room 96231(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=96231tobi nashi 2han shibari
Why is Tobi not allowed inside league and some friendlies?
>>572747938He got metoo'd
>>5727477312/4
>>572745781Is this a slop it to me or a stream it to me kind of emote?cynthia-6hm.png
join the roomfujitakana-5.png
>>572747731>not nashi-nashi
>>572747731started
>not standard hanchanSHANTaiharamai-5.png
I FORGOT IT WAS 2han IN MY OWN ROOM
Glass tiles mode is the ultimate exposer of someone's IQ.Will the retards deal-in in the obvious waits? The answer is always yes.From adept to master and saint, it's always yes.
>>572749503Yes because I just want to get my dailies instead of some dumb mode
>>572749503I'm just playing to get my missions done bro, I'm not even looking at your hand
God I want to nakadashi banana while she's wearing her competition swimsuit
>>572743997https://may.2chan.net/b/src/1783022640801.jpg
>>572749503If the tile isn't clear there's still a chance I won't deal in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPvv0PN2wKs
I unironically clogged the toiler
I'm baking a strudel so I don't clog the toiler with all the meat I've eaten
https://youtu.be/ut3wjlmM-S4cynthia-6r.png
>>572750104we could've had this imas collab...
>>572750104summer camp looked like this????
>>572750104>*breathes in*
>>572750104non-slop 2ch image link? must be a first
evil chinitsu 5 sided wait in the first row
>>572751402that's second row
>no suzuki>no yasuoka>no fake akagishit collab desu
>>572751838It's first row somewhere
Is there anything worse in mahjong than getting your yakuman denied by a fucking 1-han tsumo in the same round?It happened twice today. I'm so fucking tilted.
>>572747731gg very cool final handichihime-0.png
>>572752459Getting ronned by a yakumanLetting someone win a yakuman in your games
>>572747731gg could only play one
very sweet with all the kans when I riichi'd, unfortunately my hand was ass, gg
>>572747731gg, kantastic games.
>>572752459getting spooked by hannah when rolling for literally anybody else
I have decided that I won't join and play a single friendly until I reach Saint. It will be a rough journey with many tilting and looping, but I will reach it, it's a pledge.
Friendlies? I think not.I will fold.I will dama.I will cuck you out of your big hands.And I will copebot the results.
>>572752823It was nice knowing you anon
>>572752316No one would roll for them...
>>572752759Couldn't be me. I love the chubby cat.
>>572752823I will join ur pact after league, but let us set the threshold at M3
What kind of matches do you bother saving in your collection other than like yakumans?
>>572753093logs with obviously cheating anonsjane-888.png>>572752906All of that is fine except for the folding, the most fun part in friendlies is mawashiing
>>572753093S+
>>572753093If I match with someone semi-notableVPL pros don't count, they crop up like cleavers
>>572753372So every game with me?
>he is playing Kirito instead of Jane
>>572752823Ganbare anon. I made a plan like that but I'm hooked on ranked now. I'll make a koko someday for sure...
>>572752823I'll join your covenant after I'm done with some irl stuff anon. We're all going to make it.
another league, another dozen promises of new saints
>ask team if they wanna do a goodbye gooning sess in mumble>no one responds
>>572754207this didnt happen
>>572753038she'd maybe be cute if she wasn't a disgusting fat fuck
>>572754207this happenedI didn't respond
>>572754878dont check team 9 logs if you wanna keep your naivetyxenia-5.png
Granpa gave me a quizz medal
>>572754207it sure sucks to not be a part of the precure team
>>572753093
>>572755285I love NTR the most!
>>572755285Arresting this sprout for crimes against humanity.
>>572755676Holy raped
>>572755285>sekinin barai for triple yakumanthere's a lot going on here
>>572753093Some yakuman are funnier than others
>>572756192It's yakumen actually
>>572756261the yakuwomen and the yakuchildren too
>>572753093I make webms out of the ones that are really special.
>>572753093everyone will know i'm the famous bronze novice if I post my log
>>572752823You and me both.
>>572756192I would have not dealt into that daisangen.png
>>572754995can you adopt me, I have luluka lewds
I've been thinking about something for a while:When I got my account's report, it said I've been playing for 2 years, but I have gilgamesh unlocked.How is that possible?
>>572753093you had to be there
>>572752759I thought the same but Hannah isn't that bad once you've played with her for a while>>572753781I'm trying to recover my flow. I lost like 1500 points this week...Jane is for league only and for Master, once I make it in either sanma or yonma
Akagi ending just before Washizu meets him again is such a lame copout. What did they do after they met? We'll never know
>rewatched a ranked hanchan from 1 year ago when I was still a masterkek>playing gigaretarded>eventually lock in >yakuman as oyaHoly fucking kino, I'm so cool...
>>572758412>adeptkek silver room>2k points last place>I riichi my fucking orphans>ippatsu dealin by shimoI miss the simpler times
Where are the mahjong AMV with anons getting yakumemes and gyakutens with demonic effects?
>>572751402>369s sanmenchan + 47s ryanmenNot that bad IMO.
>>572759190kino, I should learn video editing beyond ffmpeg
>>572754950links?
>>572759190We can't even get someone to collect basic highlights and you're asking for a whole AMV?!
you can just ron chiinitsu irl and no one else on the table would even know what your wait actually is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Bta8pBoUycSigh... fine I'm watching Sucky...
>>572760307That's probably my favorite saki AMV.
Turn 4 riichi btw.
>>572760307You anons told me Nodoka was digital and without saki powers but that's a fucking stand from JoJo??
>>572761153That her mortalbot, the greatest saki power of them all. Based Retard is the only one that's just good at mahjong
>>572761150>namae
>>572761438Aren't you forgetting about someone?
>>572760307is IRL mahjong really that cool?`
>>572758243He wasn't actually at the bathouse, Akagi was just imagining itBecause he is gay
Been cleaning up my folders and found this funny thing
>>572762250good times
>>572762250>no loli ichihime daughter to teach mahjong toI am gonna end it
>>572762250How do I go back to 2019-2020 /mjg/?
>*atomic riichis*>*tsumos from the wall*>*puts on sunglasses*>*mysteriously pull out lighter and grappa flask from pocket*>*sips grappa*>*spits it out on winning tile*>*lights tile on fire while doing random hand gestures*>*tosses it in the air*>*pulls out gun from other pocket*>*shoots tile midair*>*slams rest of the tile on the table*>*chainsaws table in half*TSUOM, ALL SIMPLES
>>572762834Put a banana in the microwaveI saw it in my favorite anime steins;gate
>>572762834this but 2007 /a/
2014 /pol/
>>572752823>SaintI'm with you until master 2 anon. Lets do our best.
The past can be rebuilt on the bones of your enemies.
>>572762834this but 2003 /b/
>>572762834this but /l/
>>572721824I got your log right here. *spreads ass*
>>572764260I haven't been on /b/ for 12 years now. I hate what that place has become.
>>572764469*buries my face in your ass* *slurp*
>>572758243old man yaoi
AKAGIIII I NEED YOU COCK AKAGIIIIIIIIIIIIDON'T LEAVE ME COME BACKAKAGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>572758243they fused and that's how old akagi was born
>>572763127Sorry but I don't respect anyone whose favorite anime is Steins;Gate
>>572765491Better anime than Kaiji and Akagi thoughbeit.
>replying to yourself after the bait didnt work
nigga stole my bike
2349rcyhfefyg0erjfsd0gjygshfgyusdfopidsfoiprgsiofdiodfsaiuodfsudfeusdkfdsnxcvioFigure it out
Akagi is based no cap fr fr
>>572766046YOUR ARUCOIN WALLET?
>>572715680
>>572764191Steve posters are all sociopaths, we know.
>>572766356Steve is like a retarded hamster that thinks it's a dragon.
>>572766046thanks for the child kind stranger
whats team 2's play
>>572766591Steve is like a retarded dragon that thinks it's a hamster
>>572766132MY LIFE SAVINGS
FSSPXbros...
>more than 20 year agoDamn, no wonder you've got neck pain and all those ailments.Here you go, anon. Your daily dose of exercises with Horohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4Y3F81P5Nk
doko, I swear if you niggers make the rooms the second I go to bed again I will cry
>>572766995Sorry, I'm busy jobbing in ranked.
i'm at the bar
>>572767307>5 anons on my FL playing ranked right now
>>572767506telly doko
>>572767807xenia-12.png
>>572766746They've come back from worse(don't let them come back from it this time. please)
>>572768049Redhag or /out/ telly please
>>572768246Shan't do voyeurstreams of anons ranked journey without consent.
>>572768409queuing is consent
>>572768409what if they like to be watched?
any stranger could pull your logs and watch you play. Isn't it better that your friends are doing it instead?
you cursed him and he got 4th
>>572768835I got 3rd though?
I miss playing Steve
>>572766995Fine, by popular demand: Majsoul Friends Room 31940(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=31940Nashi-nashi.
red hag has potential to be the new L
>>572768835>instaqueueing after a 4thgodspeed
>>572769179Attention-grabbing image.2/4
>play ranked and the thread notices immediatelyanyway, wwyd?
>>5727695171m
I haven't done the event at all I need to catch up to get the background I will never use
>>572769517why do you defile the coolest tile faces with indices
>>572768725pull my log
>>572769665just play some sanma ranked and it goes super fast
>>572769715I rather kill myself
>>572769704
>>572758412>lock inyou mean luck in, you shitter
>>572769517Tsumogiri into 6s if needed, I do not trust that 3m.
>>572769758playing low room sanma tonpuus is like playing an auto battlerkristeve-2.png
>>572769665i've been using it for a week now (or since whenever it became available) and i think i'm gonna go back to fuyuki bridgewashizu tiles are cool, but cherry petals feel more like i'm actually clicking something
>>5727691793/4>>572769416>sound goneFiiine, I'll make my own host.
>>572736320Riichi pinfu farmers stay winning.
>>572769179I should have made my food before joining instead
>>572769179Still 3/4, come on, League is in 70 minutes.
>>572769578>>572769606>>572769831I hated having to do it but I just riichied, I'm a bit of a doomer and don't like throwing away what could be my only chance to avoid last. MAKA preferred 1m, mortal was much more in favour of riichi.I tsumoed and got 2nd, s4 was just kamicha ending the game with dama tsumo
shant join image nashi rooms
>>572769179Started!
>>572770397is that the balanced mortal model or the aggressive one? Kinda surprising
>>572770484That's 4.1b
https://youtu.be/2eEvfF_wIeg
the path of ranked is hidoi...it's so obvious that shimotard had atozuke chun hand, and kamicha riichi'd on 0p, but what if... Back out with genbutsu is also an option.
>>572769794No, all my rounds were A-/A+ and short, the yakumeme round was S+ and lasted up to 3rd row
>>572771112S+ luck.
>>572771014kamicha's wait is 3p penchan
>sanma shenaniganshttps://youtu.be/3xqN9MmnfN8
Getting "good" at this game is completely pointless if you're unlucky.
>>572752823the fool...
things people eat rice with>chopsticks>forksthings that outperform both chopsticks and forks for eating rice but nobody uses>spoonsI just don't get it
>>572769179gg
What flow music do you play before/during your league matches?
>>572770434GG-nya!
>>572769179gg, and thank you for playing the biquarterly no fun room.
>>572772551https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD0fkklgswY
>>572772551suikoden 1 and 2 town music worked wonders for me. Lead my team in score.
>>572772551https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF7QvXAZkVo
>>572772408My family has always eaten rice with spoons.
>>572772408I everything with spoonssaladssoupsricemeatice creamburgerspastapizzapizza is a joke I eat that with my bare hands
https://youtu.be/DeN6x6tZH9Q
>>572772702My dad always yelled at me for eating rice with a spoon
>holds up spork
>>572772895Chinese
>>572772895having heard the experiences of other chinks, I realize my family might have been the best chinks I could've possibly rolled.
>>572772551The entire discography of Stack Bros., of course.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZdiH3TrbKU
>>572762834this but /qa/ during the /jp/ migration
I think Finnish fuji is sealclubbing me in ippan right now.
>eating rice with a spoonSavages. Use a fork like normal people.
>>572772551drake
I drink my rice with a strawamaekoromo-0.png
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPnS-ynqwxA
>>572773340thats wine rice
>>572773340How much does chinese adrenochrome sells for now?
table b https://live.fc2.com/84503510/Temple of Noten 276.1Koromo no Chiikan 178.65Team Carrot: Pretty Riichi 86.9Friendlies Fight Club 9.05
>>572773875DIE HORSEKEKS, DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>League is still goingaiharamai-989.png
announce the next tourney so I can start making OC for it.
how the hell do you eat rice with a fork or chopsticks if its not sticky? ever consider not all rice is sticky? ricecels.
>tonegawa
>>572774186By hand.
>>572774334
Am I supposed to sit in the lobby ready for over an hour before the game starts?
>>572774543me when I spot a league game I can ragequit in like a complete and total bitch
cynthia-7.png
>>572771937omigoto nanoja what's wrong with gintamakeks pull ura out of their ass?
ATTENTION TABLE B AND TOURNEY JANNY:I AM NOT GRINCHING I JUST HAVE TO TAKE A MASSIVE SHITYOU WILL PROBABLY NEED TO WAIT ANOTHER 5-ISH MINUTES FOR ME
>>572774963shit on the floor
>>572774963PLAY ON YOUR PHONE
>>572774963your mahjong diaper?
pee in the sink
>>572774737Gintamachads just have that aura and you can't spell aura without ura
>>572775319kinoooo
this will be the defining session of semis
I'm sending in my right hand to dispose of you
>cleans L-League results off the site one session before it actually ends>doesn't do it again after it's over
Alright for this session our rep will be activating 1/10th of his true power
Can you anons grinch so I can be a rep player and play more league games?
Justice for 67
Our rep will be activating 100% of his true power, it's still 0 but he's using all of it this time.
/mjg/ League 7 - Semi-Finals US 1 - Table APinfu Phalanx 343.6Seikai no Tenbou 292.55Tenpai Prison 183.45Guards of Sekhmet 104.1https://www.twitch.tv/mjg_raidshadowlegends
>>57277468767!
>>572775971wait for finals bro we'll get in
>>572776109OMG Conor12 haii~!
>>572776347dumb stupid jane with her colon full of cum you got the wrong >name
how do I get a daughterwife slave like jane?
>>572776487abduct one from the local park.
>>572776347Not every post with x is from the famous x
>>572776746you mean not every xenia post is xapitan?aru-7.png
>>572777110do you think xapitan just constantly eats, goons, and jobs all day
>>572777186... you don't?
>>572777186...yes?
JJ is playing suspiciously well, TO investigate
>>572777186yes?
>>572776058>doesn't take ryanpeikou tenpaiThe fox is sovlless.
>>572777370>4th place
>>572777803She'd normally be -20k by now.
>captain calling his teammate retarded>captain is also retarded
Space team is fucking cringe
>>572778078That's how you know he's qualified to make the assessment
he will play all the US sessions
Simply draw all the aka, get dealer riichi in the first row, tsumo, and also get ura. These are the people who call you a luckshitter.
>>572778456
>>572778456You forgot riichi nomi urasan at the very start
>Use communal bathroom down the hall>Someone pissed all over the toiler seat and the sink
>>572778720Who would do such a thing~?
JELLY FUCK OFF THE FOX WAS GOING TO RON THE SPROUT
how do you even lose as the fox? luckiest player I have ever seen anywhere
Steve moment.
Sqevejejs are so weak...
How come the souless tryhards always end up at the table with retarded feeding jobbers?Why is it never a full tryhards table?
>>572779476because there's like a dozen "tryhards" but six dozen jobbers
>>572779476There have been full jade room tablesNobody watched them
>>572778720You should put hidden cameras in the bathroom to catch them.
>>572778720
GECCHU
>most retarded and pointless folding possiblebravo
>>572775873You're right hand comes off?
>>572770946
Sanshoku destroyer
Sanshoku status:REJECTED
why do steves hate sanshoku?
DON'T STOP STEVELIEVING
>safer tile>most likely wait to winIt was a based call to reject the sanshokringe
>blue steveHer name is ryan, steve's evil twin
>>572781839Sorry, there's already a better character with that name, and he rapes Steve every night.
>>572781694good post
>better character>m*le
DONT GO WASTING YOUR EMOTIONSLAY ALL YOUR LOVE ON MEDONT GO SHARING YOUR DEVOOOTIONLAY ALL YOUR LOOOVE ON MEEEEEEfujitakana-11.png
>>572782101Even a character who was a living dung would be better than Steve.
>>572781839I thought the evil name is Chris. Was it a lie all along?
LAY YOUR HEART DOWNONTO THE SEA OF THE STAAAAAAAAAAAAAARSfujimotokirara-12.png
Holy shit, get this spacekek off the table, I've seen enough
>>572782373This guy probably laughed at your plays on stream btw
>>572782373Spacekeks are the designated retarded luckshitters of semis.
>>572782321But we were talking about Maryan?
Junchan ssk isn't real.
>>572766965As a CMRIkek I find the whole ordeal amusing.
yostar you fucking scammers, i paid for the akadora packagewhy couldn't I get the ura for the gyakuten
KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
was i just playing some matches with one of you guys or was that a random whose friend request i accepted
CAM ON JJ SCORE SAM FAKIN 1ST PLACE
Attention!A friend slot has opened up, your chance is now to get an elusive slot on my list, first come first serveciri-5.png
>Shit session>Come back to the team chat>Apologize>Captain is still grinching
>>572784273I don't add animalfuckers
>>572784273just accept one of the ones you have had stalled for months shiroko-1.png
Rhythm Heaven Groove
>shartianiggers trying to replace all other emotes that are functionally better
>look at the other table>filler session
>>572784979This has been the one of my biggest problems with all blobs made after about December. The classics are all strong reaction images, either with original faces or with faces that are stronger on the blob than on the original they were ripped from. Moreover, they were made to engage with /mjg/'s perception of Cynthia as a character. Most of the nublobs just take rip a face and throw it on the blob in such a way that it's poorly proportioned and poorly shaded so that it looks uncanny and weird and worse than the original, and they all only exist for the sake of being yet another blob.2026 is more than halfway over and has yet to produce a single new blob on par with the ones we got last year.
i dont even know what the fuck that is. that was my last game. it was fun. im glad that i could be part of the last league tourney even though i jobbed so hard. have a nice league, anyons.
>>572785397you still have to play finals retard, TO is going to rig your team into them
0 and I play a ranked match after work
i cant agaru
Majsoul Friends Room 36526(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=36526Regular game. I swear I won't play like a giga nyagger like in that league game.
>>5727856703/4
majsoul censoring profile messages is fucking gay bruh, why do they censor the word luck
>>572785670Started
>fight club is now below Ya-ku-ohHow deep a depth will they delve in search of sands?
>>572786045"luck" is a dangerous superstition
>>572773875vod: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=351s_fYpxtw
>>572786084Gotta rob pharaoh's tomb for the legendary egyptian god tiles.
>>572786197where edit yuzu grape
WOW!
>>572786548genuinely, and I mean genuinely, fucking soullessgonna go beat up a random homeless person tonight
>>572785586Thanks for letting me dream, anon.
>>572786548Not only do these look terrible, but the 5000 being misaligned is killing me
>>572784273But the momo tunnels are still closed?
>>572786127I'll show you a dangerous superstition.The female o.
>>572786625Qbros...
>>572786690its real
>>572786625so tsun
>>572785586
>>572786905>>572786974
QUAIODWHO CALLS THEMSELVES QUAIOD?!RHYMES WITH GARLOID!QUI QUE QUOO QUMIS IS IT LIKE SCHIZOID?A SCHIZOID WHO QUACKED????QUACK QUACK QUACK ACK ACK ACK
>>572786548Gold should be the most valuable stick not red. Red is the color of deficit.
>>572787125https://youtu.be/DG4rh77LJckcynthia-7.png
>missed the kokoN-no…
>>572786548These are an improvement
>>572787168In japan red means up and green means down, insane what the bombs did to them
>>572786625>snake says nothing and just looks smug
>>572787239wait....is this the Frosty narrator?
>>572787249Now you are doomed to ranko.
>>5727875084th place here I come…
>>572786625Sqeve...
>>572786690>>572786912It's not real, it's AIslop+ photoshop, fuck off with your lies
Mysterious winds.