Previous: >>572697731 >NewsAgent Record | Sigridhttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/45531765Agent Record | Remiellehttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/45530725Official Void Hunter Agent Remielle Trailerhttps://youtu.be/LU6UsOPtq58Version 3.0 Special Programhttps://youtu.be/FAuF7Q4IyHE >Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character Demohttps://youtu.be/iUNYuELxJZ0 (EN)https://youtu.be/EEyGZ1MQ7cM (JP)https://youtu.be/XwRh8mviOKA (EN)https://youtu.be/YaRJNVw6cp8 (JP)https://youtu.be/JNfm_nR4OWo (EN)https://youtu.be/Ay0MISsoU2U (JP) >Upcoming Events for 3.0https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/164775All-New Program 06/16 - 07/28Commemorative Gift 06/16 - 07/29Bangbang! The Genius and the Miracle Chip 06/16 - 07/29Celestial Nexus Intelligence Dossier 06/16 - 07/29Gleaming Shadow Team Battle 06/19 - 07/13Assemble! Mock Exam Comeback Plan 06/26 - 07/27Advanced Bounty: Area Patrol 07/02 - 07/07Tales of the Hobbling Crow 07/03 - 07/20Art Is Bangboo! 07/08 - 07/27"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 07/08 - 07/28First-Generation Void Hunter Returns 07/17 - 07/28Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 07/22 - 07/27 >Redeemable Codeshttps://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemptionZENLESSGIFTZZZ30BANGBOOROSCAELIFER0617ZZZSEASON3ZZZSTEAM ZZZSUSHIRO (Asia only) >Resources and Useful Linkshttps://rentry.org/zzzlinkshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friendshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Guilds >/zzz/ OP Pastebin (use this if making new thread)https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P
>>572742690Look at him go!
I love my wife Aria!!!
>>572742690Based Beyond Boolief
!!!airA efiw ym evol I
@all
>>572742527>>572742746You can probably assume they're at minimum 16 and probably maximum 19 for Helios Academy, to have been in high school. The Fall of Old Eridu was 10 or 11 years ago, so that places the proxies anywhere from 26 to 30.
I love my pyromaniac girlfriend
Bibi
nanoda
If you see me out at Random Play say hiBut if you meet me in the Hollow I'm a talkative guy
>>572742953I dunno, the voices during the flashback makes me think they were 12 to 15 when it happened.
i ASKEDwhat if you had an Ukinami Yuzuha gf??Would you put up with her daily pranks and giggling at you??
>>572743252She's a lesbian.
>>572743252I wouldn't, because I'd have a Lucy wife instead.
good afternoon /zzz/!
Cutehari Murphy
>sunna is canonically so cute she gets a pass for doing anythingYou can't be seriousShe could probably kill people in broad daylight and get away with it
>huff huff huff UWAAHHHHH
>>572743341*sniffs*
>>572742226>>572742226>>572742226>>572742226Real thread that was made first and on time.
>>572742690Based BangbooCHAD BTFOING the homos
>>572743341ugly
We respect rules in this general
>>572743358
How many pulls are we getting in 3.1? Did the leakers already do the counting? I wanna know how many dupes of Remielle I can realistically get
>>572743413But I am homo. I just like bangboos.
>>572743569About 200
>>572726914You made it anon!Looking forward to your 3.0 report.
>>572743408fuck off faggot
>>572743330In this hypothetical she isn't. Or you're a woman. But whatever the case she's your girlfriend.
>>572743252get to trust 4 and you'll find out
>>572743252She would prank me by cutting my foreskin off while I slept
>>572743408>>572743775samefag
>>572743959Why does he do it
>>572743959nigger
>>572743959Reminder
>>572743941I don't think she's malicious in her intent, anon. She'd probably put a fake roach in your bed at most.
>>572743252>prank her back and make her your wifeYou get what you ask for
>quiet soft moansyidharimiyabinekomataanbyharinvelinatriggerorphiealiceCaesarLucyZhu YuanShunguang (base)Dialyncissia>loud, passionate screamsJaneYanagiMagusseedRinaBurniceShunguang (white)cissia>quiet, grunts of effort/angerEvelynEllenFufuKoledaNormaPiperPromeiaPulchraYixuanPyrois (belle)Cissia>fake playful/smug moansNicoleNangongYuzuhaQingyi soukakuzhaocissia>melodic moaning/screamingAstraAriacissa>just plain screaming SunnaCorinLuciavivianbellecissia>no way, fagGraceSigrid
>>572743807it's cool how her VA is dogshit for a canonical reason
>>572744189uh cissia is in almost every cate-... oh...
Tier lists?
>>572743569I don’t think the leakers even know how many events are in 3.1, that mode where you summon enemies isn’t even confirmed to be an event or not. But as anniversary I would still expect it to be more generous than usual
>>572744189>Sigridfuck you
Kissing Dialyn's butthole
>>572744378I was gonna question Lucia being in S but now she has easy access to a washroom thanks to Yiddy
>Hey, anon!! I just applied for a job...for YOU! Your interviews tomorrow, gooood luuuck~~wat do
>>572744196I like her a lot ! Especially in combat!
Every new patch there's always a bug that tickles my OCD/tism. Every new patch I submit a ticket with the necessary video proof like a good hoyo goy yet I still play this unpolished PoS. This time it's Velina having no dialogue when you point your camera at her. I'm tired.
>>572744189which one is harumasa
Admit it, if you like her you only do because of picrel you pervert
EL POLLO JAJAJAJAJAJA
>>572744189>melodic moaning/screaming
>>572744598I'm retired, why would I need a job?
>>572744598Sex
This one
Don't forget about Sarah......
>>572744645>COME ON DON'T BE NERVOUSshe speaks in yells like a fucking retard
>>572744430She could literally suffocate someone with her ass due to her strength
>>572744736Her tits, pits, stocking legs and feet, and mole
>>572744736I love her, she is a complete package of lovely character and banger body.
>>572744706You were born to work QA anonI also had to submit a ticket for an audio bug on console a few months ago that drove me insane
>>572744936that someone could be meee!
>>572744189no OOGH category 0/10
>>572744915More like a brat who is is hard of hearing or larps like it. It's great!
This minigame is so simple yet I'm having too much fun
any new developments?
I just noticed that these Constaboo hovercycles have storage crates in the back for other bangboo. Is this a boo that got arrested?
>>572744880Ah! Not until I see that first pay stub.
>>572744378
>>572745285Have you checked your Sunna?
>>572745274TING TING TING TING
>>572745285We found out that Sunna is being gooned to at a disturbing rate
>>572745285Yes, we have received news that the game still hasn't recovered to pre-2.6 levels.We also have intel that a tranny is preparing to screech at this very post. More to come.
>>572745274One day is another dayDigging around in the bullshit
>>572745285Sunna stinks
>>572745369Im pretty sure yixuan has the time to masterbate and has told fufu and yankui to do it to "release impure desire" or someshit
>>572745107It sucks because I never had to do this for genshin. The things we do for love. This might unironically be the reason I'll quit, not even the quality of the game presentation itself.
>>572745421
>>572745369norma is a naughty girl, she masterbates on screen every time she sits on her bangboo missle launcher and it viberates right on her cunny
>>572745609Wuwa has been the buggiest for me, thankfully I’ve only had to do one ticket on ZZZ so far. But yeah I don’t think I had an issues ever on Genshin or HSR
>>572744378Taking suggestions
>>572745910hugo isn't invited for trapping bibi under his chair last year...
her problem?
>>572745910Astra at kids table
>>572745274We need more songs for this mini gameThe EP musics are so good for this, we need moreIt doesn't even have to be AoD, we could slot in dumbasses who know how to dance or party like Astra, Burnice and Billy, just put more songs
>>572746137Needs correction
We are all bangbooGAWDS here.
>>572745910Link to list template?
>>572742953Seed was arguably just past her toddler phase during the H0 Disaster, probably no older than 6 or 7 years old during the H0 Disaster. Trigger was already in her mid to late twenties for her to be close to her late 30's or early 40's. For Seed to be that young AND a part of Helios means that Seed was probably part of some "pre-k / 1st grade" age group.They don't mention parents or extended family, so Seed was either vat grown or taken as an orphan / drop off. Belle is canonically in the 24-26 year range, since she has to renew her license which is done every 10 years. Virtually everyone gets their card at, or very close, to their 16th birthday and while we don't have an exact date for Wise we know he's "older" than her, and judging by when people usually have their second kid that's after 2 to 4 years so wise is therefore 28 to 31(ish).That puts them at around 11-14 for the H0 Disaster, they arrive on sixth street at around 16-18 (Belle is shown to be driving now), and then we the players join in when they're at the 25-30 age range. >source?Cryptic messages in my drunken dreams.
>>572745562Marriage certificate is under it
>>572745910I think there should be separate tables for Immature Adults (Billy, Caesar, Cissia, etc.) and Adults (Lycaon, Rina, Yanagi, etc.).
>>572746163This but also put the AoD Tetris clone in the arcade
>>572746213>the guy is brown
>>572746213give me your top 5 bangboos then.
The whole "early thread" argument is so stupid because you guys are completley inconsistent about it.>Somebody bakes an innocent Spook Shack thread (you know, one of the factions in the game) at 740ish posts: Nobody will use it, claiming that it's "too early">Somebody else bakes a WisexBelle thread at 730 posts, instantly flooded with posts dubbing it THE thread to be used next (this happens even if there was no other thread, let alone a thread with Manato (you know, one of the playable agents in the game) anywhere in the OP, even more prematurly posted). Nobody complains about it being even far more early>Even more retarded, when somebody actually decides to wait after said super-early WisexBelle thread and bake a thread ontime (around 750 posts), but if Manato (again, ONE OF THE PLAYABLE AGENTS IN THE GAME) is even remotely present in the OP, nobody will use it still. Yet if the inverse happens people will use the later baked thread that was made on time if the later baked thread is the one without ManatoLet's be honest, you guys just have a weird hateboner towards Manato (and I assume any male character that's not Wise) and refuse to use any threads with him in the OP, baked on time or not. But seriously stop this "REEE POST ON TIME" argument, none of you actually care about threads being made on time or not you just refuse to use certain threads if you don't like the OP (even if there's nothing wrong with said OP). I bet you I could post a Wisex[Insert female agent here] OP at like 720 posts and you'd all use it without complaint.
>>572745910zhao is one of the few characters to be not be treated like a child like the other small girlslike dailyn
Buying a pink AoD themed PC and then marking out Sunna's face with an X using a Sharpie before giving it to her
>>572746379and amillion
>>572746270Don't the Chinese issue driver licenses at 18? Assuming we're using their standards at the basis here.
>>572746408wrong
>>572743078Bibiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!
>>572746379>Red Moccus>Luckyboo>Knightboo>Overtimeboo>Eous
>572746408You wasted a lot of time typing a post I'm not going to read because I already know you're the samefag making early threads
>>572746625>no Kami NorthYou don't know a real bro. I pity you.
>572746408Didn't read
>>572746408tldr cry about it
Forcing Sunna to be a flagger in sweltering weather
>>572746379>Eous>Kami North>Victor>Lockspring>Agent Gulliver
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11710380?q=velina_airgidSo this is what ZZZ players want huh?
>>572746408Wrong. Besides you shouldn't give schizos the attention they crave
>>572746752I thought you were talking about only playable Bangboos. That's why I also put Eous in spoilers, since he's only able to support you in combat in 3.1. Of course I love my fvarking hero Kino North
giving sunna uppies
Has anyone tested Pyrois' new disc set for Zhu Yuan and Yixuan?
So......I started playing last night. Thank you to everyone that offered advice. I'm trying to get the new S/∞ agent but it keeps pushing me to do these little mini games. Are these required?
Your response???
>>572746265https://tiermaker.com/create/zenless-zone-zero-characters-beta-264741?
>>572747209No, you only need to do part 1 of the Chapter 3.0 story quest to unlock Pyrois.
>>572747236a little flames please
>>572747000whats a flagger
>>572744915this nigga mad
>>572747279OhWell what the fuck, man?It's my first gacha game, I helped gentle house get the train disarmed and nekomiya joined the team, that let me unlock the latest story and as soon as i saw the catch up cutscene this nuke of events splashed on my screen so I thought I had to do them
>>572746845Wife
>>572747209Pyrois is unlocked through doing the new season 3 story quest, you can skip ahead to do it but it’ll be doing the story out of order. What you’re doing there is one the events for this patch which gives an event weapon/engine
I don't understand the "welcome home cheater" meme. I've heard a lot of CCs say this.Is it the thing where the game gives you the belle or wise clip if you haven't logged in for a few weeks?
>>572747209The main story quests are with red exclamation marks, yellow ones are for events and blue ones are for side commissions
>>572747723It usually means they’ve been playing another gacha game instead
>>572747043Stupid sexy horny hag
>>572747571The only event that's ending soon is Gleaming Shadow Team Battle, so you might want to get that done within the next few days. It uses trial agents so you shouldn't have any issue just knocking it out in about an hour.
>>572747830Butthole kisses
I love Hoshimi Miyabi
ARE YOU READY?????
>>572747967
Has anyone noticed the ZZZ community being completely shit tier NPC's in the 3rd year?People are not even investigating if Pyrois's disc set is good for Yixuan, it's like all the human players quit, and only the NPC players remained.
telling sunna to make threads at 730 posts
>>572748175I will now roll Dialyn
>>572748208>>572747109Everyone is laughing at you.
>>572748382I mean, you're just npcs, so the effectiveness of the laugh is limited.
>>572748369Why is she blushing
Everyone is laughing WITH you!
>>572745314Not that anon but I do have a job. Do I get Yuzuha sex now?
>>572748487everyone already did their own own calculations and testing. why would we share our hard-earned knowledge with a retarded player-controlled entity like you?
>>572748208Yunkui Tales>+10% HP>+10% Sheer Force>+12% Crit RateThe Sky Ablaze>+10% Ether Damage>+30% Crit Damage>+10% ATKSheer Force multipliers are hard to come by, while Yixuan already buffs her own Crit Damage, so I'm inclined to think Yunkui 4pc is still better.
>>572748487Everyone is laughing at your pathetic life as a quest NPC. They're laughing because you're stuck in one place and couldn't do a basic calculation yourself.
>>572748535I'm laughing at you
>wise getting flung through the air by a fucking leviathon>norma desperately clutching toby and screaming>pyrois just lounging in the air waiting to save them>remille getting shotgun blasted by lazors>track running not working>giant fucking worm chasing remi, wise trying to come up with a plan on the spot, norma screaming, bangboo running all over the place panicking in their mechs>total assblasted chaos>remi scoops us up, not even pyrois is sure what to do>get flung again>pyrois finally snaps with his "fuck this, give me the thing" attitude and helps wise close the singularityHOLYFUCKINGKINO
>>572748208>why are people using the HP and sheer force set on the HP scaling sheer force DPS instead of an ether damage set
>>572748535creepy ass goat eyes
Velina is my fap goddess
>>572748208I can't investigate stuff like that because I'm not a millionaire who has every character. I only have 8 limited chars on my account and I do test everything out on them.
just woke up from a nap and I had a dream about zzz>new mode called Bazzleballs>you put your agents in a ball and roll down a course like super monkey ball but you can also knock other players off the track like marble madness and it has speedboosts and cannons that launch you like Marble Blast 3D>aria had a minute event where you rebuild her into a combat mech similar to billy but it used RPG-like elements to build her, like EX Chest piece level 12 and Vocalizer Module MK 3Finally the weirdest part is that somehow Pikachu was in it and gave you a quest to get another new agent that used dual smgs and skateboard
>>572748801Probably the first time they threw their budget into the presentation. ZZZ is finally reaching console game standards. Usually shit like this would just be a cutscene.
>>572748719>+10% Ether DamageThis is actually stronger than 10%HP though.>+30% Crit DamageThis is also stronger, equivalent to 15% Crit Rate>+10% ATKThis needs some deeper calculation. But since it's conbat-multiplier, it's actually benefitting from the increased base ATK in her Sig for example.It's possible that the increased ATK, when converted to sheer force, could be roughly in the vicinity of the Sheer force multiplier.
>>572748535*smack*
>>572749040Aria won't get any more events after that disastrous flop.Looking forward to the next Miyabi event though.
>>572749040All this tells me is that we need Super Boo Ball as a new Fall Boos mode.
Everyone laughing at Sunna
>>572748818This is a low IQ take.There is a reason why you prefer 30% Ether DMG on Disc 5 over 30% HP on Disc 5.
>>572749040>dual smgs and a skateboardKINOOOOOO
>>572748591...Will there be, uhh, yknow, a litle remuneration?
>>572749261>sniff>uwaah
>>572749090You're making the wrong comparisons.>12% Crit Rate vs 30% Crit DamageCrit damage is slightly better.>10% HP vs 10% ATKHP is better.>10% Sheer Force vs 10% Ether DamageSheer Force is better.
>>572749040Aria Diablo sounds badass
hi
Kind of want to fuck Asha after Godfinger closes so we can mate in the back of the blacklit lazor tag arena for 5 hours straight
>>572749498>>10% HP vs 10% ATKYou don't understand, the 10% HP is a 2-piece effect, it will not enhance like a super multiplier, if you even know what that means.The 10% ATK is a super multiplier like the Kaboom engine. It works from a different and more efficient place in the damage formula.
>>572749653
This Touhpu event is probably the most fun (and least intrusive minigame) I've played in ZZZ.I've played the game on and off over the years, for reference I'd rank the minigames I've played like this:>2hou>Bootopia>Mecha bangboo>Etherial auto chess>Bangboo tower defense
>>572749653shabababatchu
Just fucked Yuzuha
>>572749094bweeeee
>>572749929what was her rate
>>572747431The people who control traffic around a construction zone.
Posterizing Sunna with the 360° two handed dunk
I'm reviewing the current event rewards and comparing them to past / permanent event rewards. I'm guessing if you miss an event that you're basically just S.O.L for around 70%-90% of the polychrome awards?
>>572750064Sunna answering back with a high flying cartwheel dunk from the halfcourt line using her wings
>>572748535I'm laughing against you
>spoonfeed me you npcs>gets spoonfed>your spoonfeed didn't validate my crackpot theory, i will now argue my retarded stance
Playing Sunna's butt like a bongo
you guys aren't seriously considering skippin norma right?
>>572750292Wait, will you actually be pissed if someone proved Pyrois Set is stronger?
>>572750279getting dialyn butt put her ass through the hoop then climbing inside her butthole
Miya... BEAM!!!
>>572750386I'm leading one of the Fufu guilds, I'm actually afraid the other will get mad at me if I roll Norma.So I'm thinking of skipping her.
>>572748208Only good for Zhu if you aren’t using Nicole or Dialyn. Outright worse than Yunkui for Yixuan
The joke is ___
>>572749929Get a shot of penicillin NOW.
>>572750386I am skipping Norma because she is not as cool as Koleda.
>>572746363I'm baffled the web minigames just don't become part of the game permanently. Especially the AoD Tetris with it's contextAnd if anyone defends hoyo that>b-but those mini games don't belong to the arcade, it'd be immersion breakingYeah okay? Belle and Wise have their own game consoles each in their respective rooms, hoyo should put it thereI'm sure 90% of the reason they don't bother doing it despite being an obvious thing to do is because it has free polychromes tied to mini games even though the amount is absolutely miniscule Fucking jew ass chinks
>>572750621You shouldn't have spoonfed thay NPC. I was going to manipulate him for a while before I dropped the bomb that rate is intrinsically more than 2x the value of dmg any time you're not crit capped
>>572750450FINAL FLASH
>>572750642well...
>>572750621It's most likely a mistake to set Puffer Electro at 100% uptime.It implies Zhu Yuan has access to Ults on demand.I'm still investigating for Yixuan, something tells me the Pyrois set is stronger.
>>572750428I want to do this
I know it won't sell, but we need a male VH whose gimmick is that he will always have the highest maximum health percentage in the game at the cost of taking current health damage when parrying, but can make it back by killing separate enemies that spawn during fights (Demon Hunters in WoW had this mechanic but killing the demon with glaive throw one shot them and gave a buff). A middle (pulchra) to melee range (miyabi) fighting style.Won't happen but would be fucking cool.Would be immune to health creep since his passive will always give him additional health based on the "boss" enemy he is fighting at the time.
>>572750831>intrinsically more than 2x the valueCoincidentally 30% is more than 2x the value of 12%.Were do you cunts get your confidence from?
>>572750715>muh immersion You can play as Nicole in the vampire survivors ripoff so they can't use that excuse at all
>>572750428will you be shrunk to relative size when she pulls her butt back through, or will she only shrink back to normal and you explode her into bloody gore from the inside out?
What's her name again?
>>572750904That’s why I said with or without Dialyn
Announcing Sunna as the Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse
>>572751158cute and sunnysunnybringercunsun
What if she greeted you like this??
>>572751158Dracula
>>572751158DRACAENE-SAMA!!
Why do we allows these fucking amalgamations called "Intelligent Constructs" to roam freely in our streets when none of them are made in the image of humanity and the Holy God Emperor?>t. adeptus mechanicus player
>>572751330My day just got better
>>572751330
ManFUCK you all.Imma go hang with the singing bangboos.
Trading Sunna to Belobog Heavy Industries for Koleda, Grace, and five bears from the 2026 NBA Draft
>>572751852omg mibibi hiiiii
kidnapping sunna on horseback then tying her to the train tracks
Princess carrying Sunna
>>572751691Oh come on whyd THAT make Sunna cry
>>572751852
>>572748535cute goat eyes!
>>572751916Dead-eyeing this guy, shooting his horse to death, and feeding his downed corpse to alligator but forgetting to rescue sunna
>>572752039She's nervous around new people
Turning Sunna's mic off during karaoke
>>572752364Oh Jesus this reminded me of those jar memes
I honestly cant find myself to fap to miyabi.
>jorked it so hard these past few days my dick has a blisterCharacter for this feel, zzztards?
>>572752672This but Sunna
Bottling Sunna flavored water for $99.99 per liter
>>572744378>teenage angel rich girl in B-tier instead of A or higher>literal midget dog pussy ranked higher than Koleda, Fufu, or PiperAbsolutely absurd.
>>572752115Finding a random kid tied to the train tracks and bringing her to the Bounty Office for a pathetic amount of gold
>>572752796a fairly good deal for girlwater
>So, uhm, anon...i'm pregnant! Guess we partied too hard. Wild, huh???
For Belle's hand in marriage, could you beat Wise and Pyrois in a fight?
>>572752982You can't get pregnant from the butt, Burnice.
>>572752796I bought bathwater from a cute e-girl years ago and I drank some and got herpies. KHV with a STD now.
>>572745910Manato would 100% be at the kids table. In fact, he'd probably serve as a seat for multiple children.
>>572749820Sheer Damage:Base DMG * DMG Mod * Crit Mod * Sheer DMG ModBase DMG (Sheer Force):ATK *0.3 + HP *0.1Let's assume Yixuan has>1615 Base ATK (Default + Engine)>8373 Base HP (Default)>200% Crit Value (100% CR, 200% CD)>46% Ether Damage (Disc 5 + W-Engine)>20% Sheer Damage (W-Engine)Discs inherently give:>2200 HP (Disc 1)>316 ATK (Disc 2)>30% HP (Disc 6)And if we normalize the Crit Values, the two disc sets also give the following:Yunkui Tales>10% HP>10% Sheer DamageThe Sky Ablaze>10% ATK>6% Crit Damage>10% Ether DamageSo the damage formulas for each at the assumed stats above are as follows:Yunkui Tales:(1615*1.1 + 316)*0.3 + (8373*1.4 + 2200)*0.1) * 1.46 * 2.00 * 1.3= 5912.62 Base DamageThe Sky Ablaze:(1615*1.2 + 316)*0.3 + (8373*1.3 + 2200)*0.1) * 1.56 * 2.06 * 1.2= 5722.16 Base Damage
>>572753162would you do it again?
>>572753162
Holy fuck this was...not fun.It just felt tedious, each stage could be 50% shorter and I'd like it more.
>>572753162Describe the taste
Settling Sunna flavored water lawsuits for an undisclosed amount due to STD outbreaks
If anyone doubted it, they're running ads for Storyteller in Japan so she's 100% going to be playable.
>>572753245Sorry, forgot to link to the original question.>>572747109
>>572753481I hope what's her face's brother is cuck crying in Hell while we fuck his sister raw.
>>572753368yeah idk why they decided to slop up a ball x pit clone when the game is tedious garbage. one of the few times I've refunded
Committing malpractice and breaching client confidentiality to get Sunna jailed for STD related injuries
>a fun ball x pit clone>it's an event and not an arcade gameFUCK YOU
>>572753130>You're right! There' no ifs, ands, or buts! It's mommy time! Let's celebrate with some nitro fuel!!
Teaching Sunna how it's shank or be shanked in prison
>>572753560
>>572752982wild there is like, three doujins of this
Sunna is a fucking skeleton
>>572753481...Are you retarded?We've known since they dropped the teaser 800 years ago.Here's another banger: Phoenix will be playable too.
>>572753571Serpico fucked Belle
>>572753908great, isn't it?
>>572753908she has the body of a 9 year old
Remielle 00,01s after her banner comes out.
>>572753481They didn't advertise the flopgels and they're playable
>>572753928
SERPICO is actually part of neps
>>572753978Shut your whore mouth and put on some clothes, slut.
>>572753813Burnice would say this.
>>572744378Why wouldn't her pussy be delicious? She takes a lot of proteins
>>572753245>= 5912.62 Base Damage>= 5722.16 Base DamageDang, Yunkyi Tales is still king thanks Anon.That's actually a relief, because YT disc set has significantly easier RNG than most normal discs.
Would you sacrifice your life for your favorite female agent if she was right there in front of you and needing saving
>>572754230Yunkui is also more generally useful to farm because the other disc on that patrol is King of the Summit, which pretty much every stunner wants. To say nothing of the fact that every Rupture agent wants Yunkui in the first place.
>>572754013Me in the middle!
Your response, Wisebros???
>>572754329No lmao
>>572753813NO MORE NITROFUEL
>>572749820What do you mean by "super multiplier?" Both HP% and ATK% are factored into the base damage formula, at the same level.
>>572754329yea
>mayor not only knows carole, but also understands the circumstances leading up to the fall of eridu>keeps his fucking mouth shut>is aware of phatheon and their powers>briefly helps them out>then keeps his fucking mouth shut>knows shit is going down with miyabi and sarah>carefully moves pieces in place so phatheon and miyabi are put together when miyabi's sword goes psycho>then keeps his fucking mouth shut>recruits the teen he fucked a decade ago who is now a void hunter level tarot ink spewing badass into helping phatheon>why are women like this by the way? they get dicked down once at 16-19 and their whole sexual history after that revolves around hopping on that one dick again>anyways, mayor then...>then keeps his fucking mouth shut>shows himself in only 2 (two) comic panels to give shungus the void hunter title >that's 3 (three) void hunters loyal, or at least very well allied, to him >disappears back to the capital>then keeps his fucking mouth shut>tops has a meeting because wtf man our PWANS ALWAYS GET TWARTHED!>someone plays the mayor card>vote roulette cant even be fucked with it because>you guessed it>mayor kept his fucking mouth shut each timeName a more based character.i'll wait.
>>572753903seems like an obvious porn plot with a bartender. just like how "qingyi needs to get fucked in order to power up" is common
Milk? Hah! Ain't got none of that out here in the Outer Ring. Lil' Johnny's been drinkin' Nitro Fuel since he was born last week. Sleeps like a baby!
>>572754013For real though, how does it feel like to get fucked as a female like that?
>>572754389Get back in the gym and do chest 3 times a week while making sure to go slow on the decline dumbbell chest press on the way down.
>>572754329YeahThe most honorable thing a man can do is die in the defense of those they love or respect
>>572754329>Nangong.... write a song about me....
my friend sold his day 1 account and wouldn't listen to me telling him that the story is starting to get good and ramp up....and I just want someone to discuss the game with but I didn't tell him that....
>>572753245I see a few problems here>Yunkui Tales:>(1615*1.1 + 316)*0.3I'm not sure where the *1.1 is from, Yixuan normally doesn't have anything that enhance her ATK.>The Sky Ablaze:>(1615*1.2 + 316)*0.3This one should be more like this:(1615*1.1 + 316)*1.1*0.3Because it's a combat-multiplierBut again I'm still not sure where This part 1615*1.1 comes from.
>>572754581...Sike. Say sike.
I never lose!
>>572754719>Name a more based character.Billy Kid.
>>572754603>Both HP% and ATK% are factored into the base damage formula, at the same level.No.The the 2piece disc effects are different from 4-piece effect.The 4-piece disc effects only applies in-combat, when all of your Flat ATK disc bonuses are tallied into your overall effect, the 4-piece bonus is then appliedEverything * [as a super multiplier]
>>572755346Combat multipliers apply differently than noncombat multipliers?
>>572755476kek saved
how does Velina make Norma reflect on her mistakes...
It's my understanding we are getting 3 characters next patch...?>norma>sigrid>remiIs Sigrid going to be free because of the anniversary?
>Boisterous Echoes>for Anomaly who can trigger Vortex effectDo you think we will get more Anomaly agents with Vortex effects or is this just cope engine for Velina?Or is vortex restricted to Wind only?
>>572754891Fetal alcohol burnice jr....
>>572755476Kuro must be thanking ZZZ for alienating its core fans last February
are you prepared for the DA reset, anons?
STOP YELLING AT ME
>>572755706>Combat multipliers apply differently than noncombat multipliers?Yes.This has been verified many times in the VR room when Kaboom or Soukaku engine's ATK buff applies.This also applies for Impact, the Impact bonus from in-combat, is significantly different.
>>572755783Norma is this patch
>>572755812We WILL get more, eventually, but for now this is literally just in the game as a Cope Ball™ for F2P players who can't be asked to get Velina's Ball.It's currently designed specifically for her with enough splash to be put on any Vortex agent.Think Weeping Gemini for Anomaly.
>>572755397Burnice...the baby....it can't have any nitrofuel...you have to drink water from now on...
>>572755843YOU WILL EAT YOUR BREKKIE
>>572755843RAWR!!!! XD
it's crazy how much better the game gets with an automatic masturbator attached to you....is there a mod that makes it adjust strokes based on gameplay?
>>572755729>fill out a corrective action report for non-conformity, with root cause analysis, and write up a self-assessment review regarding your behavior, how it impacted you and your work environment, and an action plan to avoid such incidents in the future
>>572756071How is Belle not fat eating all that every breakfast when she barely moves around
>>572756139
>>572756139No but I hear a vibrating butt plug mod is available.
>>572755476He will never lose because you losers keep giving him attention. He owns you.
>>572756159I think they said that Cissia tends to just eat most of it, Belle brings it back to Amber Hall and Cissia goes bonkers.
Controversial Take: It was better when we actually had to pay with Dennies for Tin Master's coffee, and we should be required to pay Dennies for the "daily check in" whether it's a scratch card, fortune reading, or now pancake breakfast. We should also have to pay for General Chop's soup, and it should be applicable to Endgame fights. Paying Dennies for things makes the world feel more immersive and less like just a checklist of things to do in a gacha.
>>572756139for each step the agent takes walking around in the overworld = 1 stroke....imagine....
>>572755843I already went back to howl and a-shuo. They my dogs. Mr roar and officer mewmew can go die.
>>572756425Shut the fuck up. Go outside if you want real life you fucking retard. >hhurrr they should make you wait 8 hours in real time when Belle goes to sleep. It's immersive.Eat a dick you retard.
Okay, same new idiot player here again.I'm watching lore vids on the side as I do these season 3 events (I started playing yesterday) and I came across a video showcasing all the mega powerful people from EriduIs Arche in the game, or is there more info? The wiki SUCKS, it has like 4 lines. His design is sick. I'm not paying any money in this game but I will, maybe, if he's available in some way? Every rule has an exception, after all.
>>572755843Yell back
>>572756425It's either a small enough amount that paying it doesn't have any meaning, or a notable enough amount that it feels like it's taking away from the upgrading denny pool, and disc farming is already plenty of slog to deal with.
>>572755843YOU'RE GONNA EAT THAT VEGGIE GARDEN SANDWICH AND LOVE IT MOTHERFUCKER RAWR
>>572754329a human being dying for her sake would probably give aria some psyche issues but it must be done
Reminder to Sigridbros that she gets 72% Crit Rate from her buff and 19.2% Crit Rate from her core. That means she only needs 8.8% Crit Rate from substats, so that's only 4 substats.Do NOT use woodpecker and be mindful to get as little Crit Rate rolls as possible.Yes, I also need to farm new discs, it is what it is. Of course all is subject to change in the next beta.
>>572753245Allow me to tweak it a little bitI'm adding an additional paranthesis to encapsulate the Sheer Force conversion from the other multipliers.>Yunkui Tales:>((1615 + 316)*0.3 + (8373*1.4 + 2200)*0.1)) * 1.46 * 2.00 * 1.3= 7483 Base Damage>The Sky Ablaze:>((1615 + 316)*1.1*0.3 + (8373*1.3 + 2200)*0.1)) * 1.56 * 2.06 * 1.2= 7503 Base DamageIt's very close. They are practically identical.
>>572756425retard they had those things not for the sake of immersion but rather because their team of psychologists told them it would increase engagement and give them valuable data
>>572754329nah I'd mercy kill her and book it
Here's my general understanding of the timeline:>humanity at war with hollows that appeared 100+ years ago>moon (may?) have been infected first>thiren already existing at this time since bear cosmonauts are canonically said to have been a thing in eridu's time>hollows appearing on "earth" (i.e just the planet) have no real means of being properly contained, only temporarily subdued>thirens and ICs are resiliant to ether corruption BUT have an inverse reaction to said corruption; the higher your resiliance the quicker you are subsequently corrupted once it takes hold>humanity has had enough, void hunters rise up from the miracle technology at helios/white star>several pronged attack takes place>swordmaster deals with the biggest threat>mercenary group deals with the dark wall>sunbringer deals with ariel combat>joyous and arche deal with the maze and hollow zero respectively>arche likely failed, or in some way with his connection to carole/helios caused hollow zero to go apeshit>ten years ago our time hollow zero happens>carole is whisked away, phatheon escapes with eous et all>they arrive on sixth street>game plays out maybe a few months to a year or two after hollow zeroIs that more or less right?
>>572756061>...>*enters into an almost comatose-like depression*
>>572755476he never loses because he's playing a different game than what you think. engaging with his content even to the point of just acknowledging it publicly is his victory. he's literally a professional ragebaiter. compelling you to post shit like this is part of his career.
>>572757213Yeah, I noticed after the fact that I left out a parentheses which fucked up the calculations when I pasted them into a calculator.
Looking at Nicole.
>>572756705he's not in the game yet. not a lot is known about him
>>572757305What exactly is the divine maze, the dark wall and hollow zero? I don't recall learning about them in any story chapter.
>>572756528you dont understand the intricacies of the mid game goonyou have to line it up with big momentslike if you hit a parry it goes 2x speed on your shit, THATS how you dopaminemaxx
>>572757613I think we can safely conclude there is no massive improvements.And that Yunkui is not only ahead in terms of compatibility, but it also makes it easier to build Yixuan and helping her closer to 100% crit rate.And it has better RNG due to being a VoidHunter set.
what animal is chungus
When will this game stop flopping?
>>572758061Mushroom
>>572758061surprisingly not a horse
>>572758028Also better farming in general since the other disc it comes with is KotS.
>>572758145that's fungus you silly
>>572757849Dark Wall is the border of the world not engulfed by the hollows, basically the border between the world of humans and the world of hollows. Hollow Zero is the hollow which caused the fall of the old capital. Don't remember about the maze.
>>572757849>divine mazeThis had a tiny bit of lore sprinkled on it during the co-op eventI wasn't around for it so I don't know, Joyous apparently left a note / recording.>dark wallLikely something preventing further military operations, either a physical or ether line that couldn't be crossed due to extremely high ether activity. Mentioning "37km" is too exact for it to not be somehow linked to the idea that New Eridu was only established because the mercenary group was able to "make space" for it. 37km is probably enough space to grant a foothold, but keep in mind most major cities are about 100km larger than that>hollow zeroHumanity made the decision to cut off hollow zero from the space made by the mercenary group by blowing up a few of the shiyu pillars to create the chasm, this can be seen in the "miracle begins" video. As a last ditch effort to get the hollows to back the fuck off during hollow zero going apeshit they basically blew up ether nukes to split the landscape and keep New Eridu physically separate. By this point humanity had the tech to siphon ether energy.>post noteDuring Miyabi's trailer one of the TOPS consultants wanted to blow up another one of these pillars, which would have absolutely killed the hydra etheral within but also caused extreme environmental destruction. For humanity to have blown up *SEVERAL* of them is how the chasm was made so wide and deep.
I love my Shunko wife
>>572757326On the bright side once you deliver the baby you can have as much as you want and your breastmilk will naturally help adapt it, so when it's older it can drink as much as you do without liver failure! Also no more riding your bike I wonder if Pulchra would watch Burnice for signs of suicidal intent throughout the pregnancy
creature
Ellen said I'm the father
>>572756741Incredible legs
>>572758674
>>572758674Lycaon...she meant father figure
>>572758672You may survive ZZZ yet, Sunna.
>>572757724Does Nicole panties or thongs?
>>572758672Uhhhhhh sunna?
>>572758271Wife!
>>572757305I just want to know what the real aliens who created the hollows to genocide humanity look like. It better not be hot anime girls with big titties like in Genshin.
>>572758672so sunna is the type of person who masturbates to completely normal pictures of her crush...
>>572758790I know I shouldn't lewd but I must lick
Stable Channel 38 on the pity counter.
>>572759073
>>572758972Whatever it is, they're interdimensional.Due to how volatile and non-intelligent Etherals are, with (to my knowledge) the only exception being one (singular) Etheral hound being kinda sorta loyal with his little pack mates to Lucia I don't think there's any chance of there being peace.Also, to my knowledge, Ethereals require organic or technological matter in order to exist. After a while there can't be any more "stuff" to corrupt, so I'm curious what's happening on the moon. I'm sure they're gonna ass-pull something like>we've received a 100 year old message from Luna Outpost, there's still survivors!or some shit to get us there. The moon has a clear corruption to it, that'll be interesting.
>>572759198>>572759167If only... I lost big.This is the era of invitations points for the Burnice/Qingyi/Jane MindscapesLosing the 50/50 is like losing half a mindscape.Not only that, I already had a 5-star Weeping Cradle...
Norma is surprisingly smart on rules and laws. I know she's incredibly talented on Bangboo tech but it's surprising to see that she can instantly bring up sections and code of law that's outside of her expertise. Is she, perhaps, a.... Genius?
>>572758987Imagination is a powerful thing. It may also explain her being cripplingly stupid.
>>572758507I can drink after!?! Woohoo!! Let's push this bad boy out ASAP then! In fact, let's pop open some nitro fuel right now to celebrate!!
Norma Hollowell, Genius
I have only a couple more days to decide if I want Velina's engine...
>>572758991>I shouldn't lewdI know fufu is deceptively cute, but cute and hot isn'0t mutually exclusive and while she is probably a bit more on the cute side, she is fucking sexyI will now post 10 fufu butts to get my point across
Velina Airgid, Genius for handling adult matters
daily pedo melty
>>572759702
Who's the bigger pussy, Sunna or Alice?
>>572759408>Not only that, I already had a 5-star Weeping CradleDamn, anon. I'm sorry.
>>572759831>Velina steals Norma's hat>Norma steals Velina's pubesI say this is only fair
>>572759568....Gonna have to ask the rest of the gang to hide the drinks for at least 6 months
>>572759935Physically, Alice.
>>572759921
>>572759921>every girl has the exact same pussyYou faggots have no idea how many women have just asymmetrical arby's meat flaps.
And that's the story of how Burnice burned down Blazewood in search of Nitrofuel.
>>572760143
I smell popcorn. Anyone make popcorn?
>>572760279>your fantasy must conform to realityIf I had my way, deep vaginas wouldn't exist and all of them would be bubble gum pink on the inside.
>>572760337
>>572760446fufu peed on the rug again
>>572760472>bubble gum pink on the insidetheyre not????never seen one before
>>572760472>i'm that anon you're responding toI dated a japanese chick when i was stationed there and holy fuck i loved how bubble gum the inside of her pussy was compared to the smooth dark lips she hadFun fact, a person's lips is the same color as the inside of their pussy OR their cockhead.The more you know.This has been a zenless zone zero related post sponsored by osmanthus wine
>>572760534
>>572760591Fufu is sleeping in the shed tonight
>>572760724Anon your post contradicts itself.
I never use my Fufu since I rolled Dialyn
>>572760816Wrong set of lips, friendo. Talking about the vulva, which is different than the tissue of their vaginal walls and inside their labia.
>>572760668It's all pink, it's just that some are less pink than others. Never seen a super dark African irl, but some of them in porn have great contrast between their skin and the shockingly pink inside.Yenless Yen Zero is such a good game.
>>572760915>Fun fact, a person's lips is the same color as the inside of their pussy OR their cockhead.>wrong set of lips>OR cockheaduh
>>572760724my lips are redder than my glans though
>itt jeets have no idea the anatomy of the opposite sexHOLY FUCK, MAN
>>572760898what do you do when you want to use Billy and Shifu at the same time?
>>572760898I sometimes do because I only have one Dialyn
>>572760728
>>572760534*slides my credit card between*
Thoughts???
>>572761234can fufu even count to ten...
How many zzz songs do these critters sing?>yes i am this new
>>572761164
>>5727613504 songs I think
>>572756139This sounds like the future
Played like a fiddlehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/Kh0p5p4PDNo
That's a child-coded character.
>>572757305Arche is so obviously a bad guy is not even funny
>>572761481Why these 4 inparticular
>>572761357
>>572761674The delushit is there as a shilling ploy, the others are well known songs
>>572761916I knew I'd get you
>>572761779
>>572761968>I-I knew the answer all along, honestok kid
>>572761663I still have hope that he's playable. We have Miyabi Lite and Remi so far, I'm hoping against hope Arche is kind of an anti-hero or reluctant hero for us to play as.
Best ass in the game?
>>572759335Aria is such a foid-coded clanker
>>572762118Mihoyo never releases evil charactersStill mad they ended up explaining how Hugo never killed his dad and was all a missunderstanding
>>572754719>>recruits the teen he fucked a decade agoSource?
>>572762074:) Let's chat. Tell me about yourself
>>572762391Meanwhile Zhao and Dialyn have killed niggas in their trailers.
>>572762437>he doesn't know
>>572762207flanks
>>572762518>No sourceI accept your concession
Total fufu love
>Cissia>talks shit to Remielle>talks shit to Sunbringer (forma de cunny)Who's next on the list?
>>572762293What does that MEAN
Fufu smells ripe
Kill all Bangboo.
>reminder that in eridu's time a fairly simple eye implant allows you to >control drones>control time, space, and interdimensional objects to revert them to previous or post future states>control bangboos>interlink with other constructs (qiqi)>CLOSE FISSURES>allow extremely powerful etherals to both communicate and control parts of youWhat the fuck were these implants?Does that make Storyteller on par with us? Or did she rip her implants out?
>>572762962Cute!
>>572762763The Creator
>>572762749Kissing Fufu on the LIPS
How are there only like 4 of us, including myself, in the thread? Where is Aria poster?
There is a lore accurate Sunna cosplayer at Anime Expo
>>572762962Aria pushes her skirt down when she falls which confirms that she's aware of her own female traits which means her crotch plate is hiding something
BrosHelp me outJust give me the no nonsense flat out "this is the breakpoint" for pyrois statsWhat are they?>yes i'm an idiot faggot retard no hands moron etc etcI've heard it all just help me out, assume M2W1
>>572763556Go back to discord
Sunna knows how to please a man
>>572762207Zhu for me, with Jane and Sigrid right behind.
>>572763659https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/e/2PACX-1vTj2PaPq6Py_1B5fsOPj_Moc-tN_7mut7fICczI6lz1njyEIAInTnfB7lAraX4pYCRGNbaHGlIbFZ90/pubhtml?pli=1#gid=1395442363
>>572763732Oh boy, a schizophrenic. My favorite poster -_-
>>572763649Well, yeah. Joints and motors and stuff.
Sunna knows how to peel an onion
>>572763556I think you're trying to be weird and get the attention of a ritualposter subtly
>>572762207Hmmmmm
Sunna peeling potatoes
>>572763868I was about to ask a question when I realized the thread is dead and it's just 3 other retards in here who don't seem like they'd be of any use. If I wanted attention, I'd talk about sales or ww.
>>572763943real
>>572763812SighhhThanks, but still>sighhhh
>>572763943Mr John Dawei is in danger from the yakuza now
>>572763943Guys I don't think AI is taking over the world anytime soon.
Tossing Sunna's salad
>>572764025Okay Sarahschizo. Boomer.
>>572763856>>572763952>can't cook>but can still help me prep in the kitchen.That's alright with me.
>>572762207
Is this normal?
>>572764358Breasts? Yes.
Glazing Sunna's toes and soles
Glazing Sunna's honeybuns
>>572764358Where the milk at
>>572764358Problem?
>>572764515With honeyTo cook and eat her
>>572764272>wants you to always be with herHow is this a con?
>>572764272She looks like she smells nice
>>572765045you're supposed to hate your wife or something
>>572743169Needs to ride my face
Sunna smells like sweat and feet
>>572743252I'd put up with it as long as she rides my face every night.
>>572765317I would cum from a single sniff
>>572765317and sunshine
>>572747830
>>572765525This always makes me happy
>>572765525
>>572751158Just a friendly reminder for everyone here.
>>572765045Normal women that like you will enjoy being with you, spending time with you, and living together. It gets bad when they go all Misery on you, tell you that you need to stop seeing your friends, only hang out with her approved group of girlfriends, and starts blowing up your phone when you've been away from her for less than an hour.I assume the meme is portraying Sunna as an overly clingy girl that will start freaking out, messaging & calling you, and go into a frenzied crygasm screaming about why you don't like her anymore.
Daiyan hour
Is Norma's banner going to last for fucking ages like these last few?
>>572765782To which, you know damned well that some here would like that. I won't judge.
>>572765712brown pedo chodes probably get turned on by that language instead of turned off by it.
>>5727659793 weeks is the standard unless it’s a shortened patch. The last triple rerun banner had an abnormal length too though
>>572766098That's way too long, holy shit. Oh well, guess I'll just have to wait for 2 years for any of the guys I've been interested in to show back up.
>>572766232Reruns are kind of random, you usually have to wait somewhere in the range of 3-6 months but the extremely old ones may just get added the shop rather than rerun again
Dialyn butthole
>>572766232>too longShort banners are bad. Less dev time is bad. Rushing more and more and more characters out is bad.Stop being dumb.
>>572765782this is true, I literally have lost friends from friend group after they got gf or got married. Like they literally disappear if their handlers don't approve of the men's group and are only allowed to hang out with the handler's group
>>572766408
>>572766450Short banners are great because it lets more characters be rolled for. Who said anything about releasing more characters? Rerun the other characters. Fuck, keep Velina up, give the second character of the banner a week and then put someone else up. Quit making assumptions.
>>572766732*smooch*
> I made four eggs specifically to add with my friesI'm turning into Cissia. Eggs are fuck delicious
>>572765984>>572765782people want that in theory or can fantasize about that but in practice they would hate it. genuine girlfailures or mentally ill girls would be too much for 99% of people who fetishize it >>572764272this is also dumb. sunna isn't even half of these things. she works basically two jobs and is strong enough to fight in hollows
>>572766732OUGH
>>572766941For a few years I was eating like 4 of them a day but I was worried that it was gonna cause issues so now I have 1-2 a day
I want an officer Cissia outfit
>>572767241I fail to see the problem
Smile!
now that I think about it, yanaggers actively avoids eating out with soukaku
>>572767284Chinks only care about tits and ass, no fun costumes allowed.
>>572767505
Remielle BPH....
>>572767505Side note, does anyone know anyone from North or South Dakota?
>>572767241>but I was worried that it was gonna cause issuesNothing in eggs cause issues. One of the best foods you can eat and you should have 3 a day minimum. The "eggs are high cholesterol" thing are very old studies from before we even knew how we process and make cholesterol in the body.
>>572767091where does everybody get this idea that the clingy mentally ill girl is actually a man repellent who will never hold onto a relationship?seriously, i'd love to know, because frankly they seem to always be in permanent relationships. if only 1% of all men on planet earth can tolerate it, they must have bloodhound level skill in sniffing them out.
>>572767864If women can put up with getting the shit beat out of them, men can put up with, *GASP*, a woman who genuinely cares about them to the point of obsession???? Oh the horror, my lonely life with nobody but myself will now have a woman who not only wants me, but looks forward to my presence.
Last number in my post is my rating of Dialyn's butthole
>>572768216
I need a naked Cissia
>>572765984Some do, but I know of several guys that sought it out in the women they dated/married, and all of them now look spiritually and emotionally dead inside. Two of them eventually confided that they feel trapped and have no idea how to get out at this point.I can only hope that crazy control freak women and the men that can thrive with them find each other, for the sake of normal men and women to more easily find each other instead.
>>572767864well women can be in a relationship overnight if they desire. there's no such thing as a woman being a "man repellent" unless they're genuinely morbidly obese or have downs syndrome. the cucked and trapped males in these relationships are going through hell and have no escape. that's why they're always taken and in permanent relationships. that does not mean the man is happy.
I have no reason to believe Sunna is a psychotic hyper clingerShe's just a nervous crybaby that likes to stay in her comfort zone
how can you hate this cutie
Do people really rename Inky, and give him a slave name?
>>572768459She's grean.
i want a girl who would disembowel me with a kitchen knife for cheating on her. and i want her to expect me to do the same should she ever be unfaithful.
>>572768459The one person here who hates her is acting that way since he cut his penis off like his groomer told him to.
>>572768459because she stole screentime from this much superior cutie
>>572768520I gave it the name of my childhood cat because they had a similar coat.
>>572768552Vivian Banshee
>>572768459Hate sex
>>572766128>>572766398>>572767334wisepags in their place kneeling to aethergods
>>572768592This
>>572768552Seconding this. I want her to slit her own throat after realizing she'd rather have forgiven me than punished me in a way that means I'd never be able to be with her again.
>>572768991slutty rabbit flashing her underwear like that
>>572768642vivian is a bit too much of a pushover.i want the mutual understanding that this relationship will never end 'til death do us part.and should one of us die before the other, the survivor will in turn kill themselves.this is the only true romance.
wearing Sunna as a backpack
>>572762845>*laughs in Silly and Yiddy*
Why is Dracaene so cute?
>>572769304I actually finished this run with nobody defeated.
>>572769394Because she has a cute flat chest with the mind of an older woman. Imagine picking eating her out while she's sitting on your shoulders.
>>572769394because she was designed to be
>>572769394one of the all time great character designs honestly
Is it just me or does Prywden, Miyabischizoids and redditors (who are automatically Miyabischizoids by default) have a massive blind spot when it comes to ice dps in the game?>Yiddy ice rupture>BUT MIYABI WHY WOULD YOU ROLL FOR HER WHEN THE BEST AGENT IN THE GAME MIYABI EXISTS!!1!>Reality, Yiddy has an extremely shilled matchup spread in S2, crushing multiple ice weak rupture bosses to death with her massive titties>Yiddy isn't exactly a uber character but she gets lifted hard by amazing matchup spreads in S2 DA as a whole>Also cheap as fuck to run (reusing Lucia who everyone has for mary xuan and Lycaon a free character)>Promeia ice anomaly>LMAOOO LULMEOWERS IMAGINE ROLLING FOR AN ICE ANOMALY WHEN THE GREATEST ICE ANOMALY TO EVER ICE ANOMALY EXISTS THIS IS A COMPLETE DOA USELESS DIPSHIT OF AN AGENT AHAHAHAHA MONONANGONGYUZU ICE 4EVER YOJI SHADOW HARU MY GAWDTUBERS SHOW THEM THE LIGHT>Reality, Promeia is already comfortably mogging Miyabi on ice anomaly content and neutral content even without Velina>Will be gigabuffed to the moon when Velina and Remielle releases>Hugo>Yeah okay he is a fucking brick but he is also a m*le so you have no one to blame but yourself for rolling him
>>572770010Hugo will probably be back to doing decently in S3 now that Miasma isn't in play as much, especially for anyone with M2.
nah
>>572770010>doesstopped reading there
unprompted, a schizo appears to bark at ghosts
>>572770010I read this post
>>572769542why do they call it a bangboo when you bang in the boo bang out memory the boo
>>572769394Because she has some fat thighs for a child
>>572770175>Hugo>Going to be mogged by shiny new Umawife at M0R0 doing 3x the damage of M2 hugo with brick lighter and his brick sigBro.. Just let hugo rest
>>572769394thats a child
>>572770010Personally i think Yidhari, Promeia and most likely Sigrid are strong but their design is vastly inferior to either Ellen or Miyabi (i would also argue that Soukaku mogs them) so i have no will to invest in anything else for ice.
>>572769848I'm not a big lolibro, but she's peak.
>>572762763Severian if based
>>572769394does HSR have a white-haired lolibaba? i'm curious if this is a trend for hoyo
>>572770609Clara is the closest I can think of, but she's an actual child.
>>572770665me on the right
How does making inventions like these benefit the "people" of roscaelifer?
>>572770665where the fuck does one pack away 40 inches of tentacle? that's 3.33 feet of depth.
>>572770010funny how 2 years later she still causes massive amounts of seethe
>>572770981You know how goody cutscenes lookIt's like that
>Gir and Thrall again for DAWe really are in the era of repeats for endgame. Also fuck me I only have Shungus, how am I going to beat Sarah
>>572770950| |||| |_
>>572771102You can't.
>>572770950>>572771197Ain't no fucking way...in the year 2026, in my ZZZ fanart
>>572771050I'm not seething. I'm just pointing out an observation of how delusional miyabischizos are.
>>572771102Your neko?
What's wrong with rolling males?
What are some good Velina teams? Miyabi and Vivian are my only anomaly agents
>>572771541It supports Hoyo's practice of killing off more females than males.
>>572771351>I'm not seething, I just made an extended WHATEVER post about how NOT MAD I am
when do the endgame modes stop kicking my ass
>>572771953When you get 25+ Substats on disks, equip the proper WEngines and maybe get a Mindscape or two
If I had taken Twiggy in and given her love, affection, hot food, and safe place to sleep, could I have saved her?
>>572772051No, every evil woman in this game was broken beyond repair by the time you meet them.
How tight is Shungus
>>572772182like a twig that has fallen and floating down the mighty river
>>572771351>I'm not seething.
>>572772167Surely I could've talked Vesper down from working with Yokai if I'd taken her to do the Forbidden Fruit test, no?
>>572772432She wasn't even evil, Yokai had already changed her logic core.
>>572772545Surely the power of dick could have convinced Isolde to just assassinate General Lorenz and not join up with the Exaltists, no?
>>572772167I could have gotten through to Isolde!
>>572771608piper, grace and jane are her best budget partners but I'd wait for remielleyuzuha or nangong as support (or astra as cope) (or nicole as gigacope)
>>572772432>>572772545Vesper DID take the Forbidden Fruit Test. Her TOPS owners decided to WITHHOLD the results from her indefinitely so that she's forced to finish her current tour and promised shows and then any other tours she's forced to do. Vesper fell to Youkai's emotional manipulation because he targeted her anger and frustration at being denied a life of her own. Vesper seeing Aria and how she's free to live her own life also angered her because she's jealous of it. Vesper isn't even, she's just having a mental breakdown out of pure frustration and it made her lash out, albeit in a way that didn't actually hurt anybody. Aria talked her down and made her realize she didn't want to hurt anybody either.
>>572746463Most of the world does.
>>572770010Didn't read it all, but I rolled Promeia and she's comfy as fuck to play. Don't really care how Miyabi compares.
>>572772676We don't have the exact timeframe when she joined other than after the mission that killed her squad and put Magus at near death and before the start of the game to quantify when that could happen.>>572772693Anon... She was complicate in the Vision bombing campaign and attempt at crashing the Court Blimp. Who do you think supplied Sarah's group in S1 with military gears. Even before you meet her she's a lost cause
>>572770010With the existence of Miyabi, Ellen, Promeia and Yidhari, the Ice element is pretty much dead. Sigrid is for new players.
>>572772814You would think passing the test is all that really matters. Like, if you pass your high school exams, even if the final report is never given to you, there would still be a diploma issued. Vesper should've just been able to look up her status in New Eridu, maybe even just ask NEPS.
>>572772961...Fuck I never thought about that...
I'm new to Zenless but when will there be a rerun banner for Jane doe?
>>572773187never
>>572773187Jane Doe is a filthy rat
>>572773069TOPS wouldn't allow her to do that.
>>572773187There’s a decent chance you’ll be able to get for free in 3.1 I think
>>572772961Holy shit! Isolde is even hotter than I thought!!! Evil women are the best. Mihoyo are cowards with tiny mini dicks.
>>572770518Eh. He'll benefit from any shilling she gets and still has those triple-totalize benefits he gets from Dialyn.
>>572770583Character development... Most gacha characters do not get that but there was another cop in the past that got it. Maybe NEPD is special.
>>572773069TOPS can break whatever rules they want and get away with it. They likely intercepted the test or issued it to begin with. NEPS quite literally cannot do anything about TOPS activity because they're not a real police force, that's why KRAMPUS decided to step in and take Vesper instead, NEPS would have just killed her while in custody
Why is the Manato boss so unbelievably hard to kill in the new game mode even on "easy difficulty"Imagine developing a fucking fighting game and you design a stage all about turtling a fight but not only does turtling not do anything you're timed on killing your opponent that spams bullshit that prevents jabs from doing damageThis shit is so fucking unbelievable I hate faggots so much
>>572773187Probably never again since she's part of the pity store now
>buckbroken by CHADmano
Don't be rude to the newfag
>>572773260>"Driver! Stop here. I wanna check out the convenience store.">Walks over to NEPS HQ>"Hiya~~~! Officer Zhu Yuan, is it? My name is Vepser. I took the Forbidden Fruit test, but my handlers are withholding the results.">"Am I registered as a citizen or property currently?"
>>572773337Given they've made Zhu worse I wouldn't expect it
>>572768520Of course. She's my cat and she sleeps happily on the floor.Does she actually have any other spots she's in?
Sunna laughing at FRAUDnaldo
Aria gives the sloppiest blowjobs
>>572773474>Promeia drops in from the rafters
>>572773367Read motherfucker read. Just press EX, CA or Ult when he blocks.
>>572773474Zhu Yuan would get told to eat shit and die if she tried to interfere with a TOPS company, she has no authority
Aria can't produce saliva
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>572773724Not true. Aria can eat food the same as a biological human and she has a fully functional tongue so her mouth is IN FACT filled with synthetic saliva which is likely flavorless and more lubricated than regular saliva
>>572773826>Needs penalties to shootFRAUDnaldo
>>572773510penaldo always wins baybee
>>572772961If Vegeta can get away with genocide worlds we can save Isolde.
>>572773635Possibly valid, though her past as a Sweeper may make her more than hesitant on killing someone who isn't obviously evil. >>572773664>"Miss Vesper? Oh, I know you! I love your music!">"Qingyi, can you do a quick search of public records for me?">.>.>.>"Ah, here it is. Yes, it seems you passed with flying colors. If you need a citizen ID card, we can print one off for free.">"There you go! Have a good day, ma'am.">"OH! Uh, w-wait!.... Can I.... have your autograph?"
we love aria here
>>572774032Zhubro...if TOPS is withholding the results then they're not going to be pushed to a public record either..
>>572772814I have a feeling that chapter was written by newbie writers unfamiliar with the setting, or maybe AI. From the name of the test it seems pretty obvious it's based on the Turing Test and the Garden of Eden, and "witholding answers" wouldn't be possible. It's not like Adam was unable to tell if he ate the fruit or not. I don't even blame the devs for being ashamed of that patch and treating it as filler. As far as everyone is concerned, we met Youkai for the first time in 2.5 and the second time in 2.8.
Sunna getting mogged
Sunna getting slogged
>>572774215The delusional nonsense you post is always a treat when it's more than a simple one liner. Keep it up babe
I hate Notorious Marionette, I never get 5000 performance points on it
>>572774215an intelligent construct must provide proof they passed the forbidden fruit test to be given intelligent construct citizen status. TOPS withheld the results of the test and buried them so vesper could not prove she passed the test and deserved citizenship/sapient status
>>572774146Why would the results be handled by anyone other than the New Eridu government? It doesn't make sense for the test to be done through anyone but those responsible for citizenship. If you're from the Outer Ring, you don't go to TOPS for papers, you go through NEPS. Surely it's the same deal for IC? Also, is Aria technically in hiding or did she pass the test?
Ukinami Yuzuha.Your final opinion on her?
>>572774694impressive cherry-flavored bush
>>572774694What was her back story again? Something something lab experiment? By the time I got to her, I was already beyond sick of every. Single. Agent having some generic sad back story. She doesn't have any powers or do anything in combat that would suggest she's got some kind of power, so I've legit forgot wtf makes her special. The Tanuki?
>>572774593I thought she was in contract hell rather than her rights being withheld. Wouldn't she be able to talk to someone else if that was the case?
>>572774860You might as well drop the game thenThis is a post apocalyptic setting, most people are going to have sob story backgrounds
>>572774860The power to prank you in 7 different ways in one day.
>>572774593Hes shitposting
>>572774939>you don't like everything the game does?>might as well quit, bro. You can't like some parts and not othersPlease shut the fuck up.>>572774945As long as she doesn't laugh at my only slightly above average dick, we can make this work.
What is Corin's backstory?
>>572775145Rape
>>572775117She's raising her hand to her mouth and stifling a laugh, at least.
>>572775145she was cutenow she's cute
>>572774667>Why would the results be handled by anyone other than the New Eridu government?The government is weakened and TOPS has more power >If you're from the Outer Ring, you don't go to TOPS for papers, you go through NEPS. Surely it's the same deal for IC?Big Daddy administered Billy's FFT and it was honored in NE>Also, is Aria technically in hiding or did she pass the test?She passed her test when she first came to NE, likely advised by Fairy to go and do so.In many ways the FFT is intentionally vague but it makes perfect sense for TOPS to regulate it themselves for their own property simply because there is no authority body to oversight them on it. Vesper is their property if she passes or not as far as they're concerned but they'd rather not give her legal ammunition or let her fans rally behind her.
>>572774593Where is that said? I only ever heard that they need to pass it. Given the amount of IC and that fact that it's about citizenship, it doesn't make sense for anything other than a central governing body to oversee and administer the results. What's to stop someone from just making up results and passing them off as real if you can just administer the test yourself? That's like someone being in charge of their own driving test, just needing to show a "X passed his test" form to the DMV for a license.
But what about that ariabot you ordered
>>572775513
>>572774667>>572775456On the subtler side of the writing, the FFT only grants you the assumed rights of a citizen and legally living entity. TOPS and NEPS both do things that abuse, harm and kill Intelligent Constructs without any regard or remorse because the powers that be secretly want them all dead or returned to mindless machines. The military had an extremely illegal and secret killswitch to murder ICs as they're being created, for example and NEPS was permanently altering or wholesale wiping ICs that were infected by Youkai
>>572775145Humble corn farmer
Being Nangongs boyfriend and removing her pigtails to see how beautiful she is with long hair!
>>572775798Woah sexo
>>572775798Holy shitThis is sensory overload, no wonder she censors her hair
>>572775513>>572775592My wives
>>572774860>I was already beyond sick of every. Single. Agent having some generic sad back story.I can only assume that you don't really understand the story and setting if you complain about most agents, especially adult ones, having a somewhat troubled past. Most of the time it's not even flaunted in your face. You get your SoL and happy moments before and after you get a glimpse into the events that brought the agent to the present. Crying about some backstory is literally retard tier behavior given all of that
>>572775798Sex incarnate
Hi.
>>572776018*smack*
>>572775798this feeling within me reminds of when i see hair down seed
>>572775798>Hair down with her skirt frills removed?*Chefs kiss*
I'm going to date Pulchra so fucking hard I'm going to date her harder than anybody has ever been fucking dated ever
Uhhh what disc does remielle want?
>>572776148New set in 3.1.
>>572776018*slaps ass*Hi there
>>572775798why can’t this billion dollar company afford an alternate hairstyle skin?
>>572775798Yup, she's still cute.
>>572776148It's not in the game yet
Pulchra's hymen is intact and barbed
>>572775456congrats you have sussed out that TOPS is not beholden to anybody but themselves and does shady illegal shit to further their own ends. they don't want their premiere idolbot getting citizenship because then they can't keep her in contract hell as their exclusive property doing exactly what they want her to do forever
>>572776210>>572776232She still needs a 2PC though
>>572775714Not that I want the game to get all preachy about prejudice, but that would be kino back drop lore in a "blink and you'll miss it" kind of way, like how most people miss Zhu Yuan casually dropping shit about kidnappings and missing persons cases piling up.>>572775956You can't have 20 different people come with a troubled past and expect me to care after the first 15. Norma and Velina don't have trouble pasts. Trying to tear jerk so often and using very similar beats just doesn't work. >most of the time it's not in your faceWell it was with Yuzuha, and I didn't care because it was generic "lab experiment kid" stuff that isn't present in her personality or gameplay.
>>572776060You whore. Those smacks are Lucia only.
>>572776301AP or ATK
Stop smacking
>>572774126Not a happy image
>>572776603*slaps your gun away*
Come up with five ways to bully Zhao
>>572776475*smack*
>>572776674Here
Honestly Remielle's gameplay looks kinda shit. She's pretty much slowing the pace of the game with her ult like animation spam.
>>5727767821. fiddle with her ears2. pull on her dress and comment on it being meant for kids3. say she's getting a bit too thick under that fur4. waste vegetables when eating dinner with her 5. text her a picture of dialyn's butthole
>>572776881Good
Tsukishiro Yanagi
bibi
>>572777217Rape and eat
>>572777217Is there a named aesthetic for this? It's my favorite type of image
tfw its too hot to play ZZZ
>>572777304bibicore
Lets talk about Lucia ELOWEN for the last stretch of this thread!
>You smell good>You feel good>Your lips have fresh balm applied>Your breath smells minty>Your hair is perfect>She's in a good mood>She's not preoccupied>She's not seeing anyone>She's has nobody in mind>She's open to a relationshipCan you woo your favorite Agent?
>>572777378The GPU and CPU will live
>>572777217bibi
>>572777414>wormano onaholenobody cares
>>572777210OUGH
>>572777378Bro, your AC? Wait. . . . oh no no no no. . . . Don't tell me, bro. . . . . .
>>572777427Yeah
Please wait until 751 to make a new thread.Please refrain from posting in any thread made before 751 posts.In the event of two threads being made at the exact same time, please use the one with a bangboo related OP if applicable.If there are two bangboo OPs or none, then pick the one posted first.THANKS
>>572777378Legit I have all my settings on low andbe careful to keep the game open for no longer than 30mins. The fucking roscaelifer map is really intensive on my GPU and the retards decided to keep the entire map loaded at once so anytime I'm trying to clear through the events my pc is blazing.
>>572777642Thank you Nangong Yu (forma de Rokudu Sariel), very cool
Smacking Sunna's ass
SNIFF
>>572777427i like to think so, but frankly i am not skilled in the art of wooing the opposite sex.and her 'tism may make it even harder, despite the fact i know lots about her.
>>572777427Probably notI'm a boring guy with niche hobbies and immature interests. My military history would probably be seen as a red flag too
manifesting early wormano thread
Norma Hollowell
>>572774126God I love Wawa. If I wasn't on a diet this month I'd go see if she's there to make my hoagie
what the fuck is a wawat. texas
>some nigger already made a new thread in the catalog
>>572778128Better than komano thread
>>572778128What a retard. Shan't be using
>>572778128You know what to do
>>572778128report it
So we are waiting
>>572778112a sex act that is exclusive to intelligent constructs
>>572778017why is she like that?
>>572775117>>you don't like everything the game does?>>might as well quit, bro. You can't like some parts and not others>Please shut the fuck up.If the primary complaint is everyone having a sob story then yes, you shouldn't play a game where everyone has a sob story. Especially in a character dependent game.
>>572778330Nobody's stopping you from posting normally, rather than waiting.
>>572778112It's some decent gas station food. Like Sheetz and QT if you have those.
>>572778424That's true
>>572775513Eous (Belle) getting a good view
>Hey there~
>>572778541How is he gonna be alive still You know it’s gonna happen
>>572777546NTA but it's currently so hot where I live even with an AC on I feel like I'm lightly roasting
>>572778578It's just Storyteller hallucinating he's still alive.
Okay let's say you gave Vesper or Aria or Chinky a functional womb add onWould New Eridu society look down upon your union with a construct and your offspring?
>>572778681>>572778681>>572778681>>572778681
Jarin
>too earlyHeh
>>572778578>He became his Etheric Other as well, but he was clearly evil so Carole shipped him away and told the siblings he died hoping they would never meet again>Truvia is a clone to keep tabs on him while the real one became Storyteller
considering the surprisingly thick nature of her thighs, how heavy is sunna?thick thighs means a thick ass, so she's probably bottom heavy. perhaps... 100kg?
>>572778414It's not even my primary complaint about the game. It's one of them. Even despite them, I still log in to play and am excited to see where the story goes. Just because I don't like everyone having a sob story, which isn't the case for ZZZ, there's just a lot of them and the last couple were half assed excluding Aria, doesn't mean I should go somewhere else. I'm bitching about a late game Agent's story, do you really think if I didn't like the game I'd have played it all the way to Waifei?
>>572777915>>572777915>>572777915
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Hes making early threads to get the janny's attention and get the on time thread deleted when it comes
>>572778898>>572778898>>572778898
DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO MAKE A TIMELY THREAD
>>572778865>13 minutes ago
>>572778928>on timeTHIS
>>572770981octopi can squeeze through tiny spaces
