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Digitan LOVE
Teio sex
One day Palmer and Dober will spook me desu wa
Look at Palmer! Palmer is cute! Cute!
>>572777242No, she's very soft and squishy and warm and plump
Can I use the Maru card at 1LB or is it required at MLB to be usable?
>>572777385Yeah that's because shakur is ALWAYS eroi as fuck.
ryan LOVE
>>572777570No, this is too much. We need her to be around Vodka's size.
Cristiano Ronaldo OUR GOAT helped Portugal pass to 16thRemember to say Thank You
>>572777624proof?
>>5727776141LB is usable. 3LB -> MLB is not worth it.
>tfw my danchou is not good enough to be poached by /uma/ club
>>572777812>tfw my danchou is too virtuous to be poached
>Game update and banner so good it cured everyone's agp and homosexualityCygods...I kneel...
>>572777731thank you VAR
>>572777614Maru is copable at 1lb, and doesn't gain much after 3lb. Mathanon can confirm the difference between 20 specialty priority and 35 specialty priority (it's not much, iirc)
>>572777347Is she a good borrow for CM16? The stamina down shouldn't matter for sprints
>>572777812If your danchou leaves you all alone to go spend time with another club, are they really a danchou worth following?
>>572777769>>572777910Cool, thank you. I did a couple more rolls and have her at 2LB now. I’ll leave her at that and maybe I’ll get lucky during the Hello Light banner.
>>572777760Tried opening your eyes lately?
SPARK GETS:>3LB Maruzensky>1LB Gold City>2LB Falco>1LB Dia-chan>0LB Grass>0LB Throne>Dupe Creekvalue town
you're not golshi...
>>572777812I don't know why we don't just collectively boycott this club that's ruining other clubs and this general
>>572777860yeah well MY danchou is fucking based
>>572778051I see Golshi on the top right.
>>572778083Danchode here, can club members look at a club's card?If so, I'm so cooked
>Chronogenesis shows me a parent with new skills>already max followsTHAT HAD TO BE UP FOR LIKE 10 HOURS MAX WHAT THE HELLCOCKTEASE OF THE DECADEARSEHOLES
it's time for evil
what the HECK does filly eclair even mean!?
>>572778280Cum filled vagina
>>572777864Too busy being hyped as hell to pull this guy to act gay. Also summer golshi but she's solely a dick motivated pull.
>>572778280filling up fillies like an eclair
>>572778165with summer gold ship you'll be able to run dominators in sprint too, you won't be the only one debuffing
>>572777903
>>572778280
>>572776789
>>572778280Eclair means "lightning"
>>572778280E33 reference
Training with Meek is the worst RNG I've ever seen
Got 1lb Smaru in 90. Good enough.
Thank you Gorushi
>>572777347Festa looks like THAT underneath her beanie and shitty clothing
why is the hair and tail physics suddenly fucked up?
>>572778383>not gay>excited to """pull""" a boyyeah okay sweetheart come get in my lap and tell me all about it
>>572778280Well, Eclair is a nickname for Equinox as his face marking makes his head look like an Eclair. This is similar to Contrail being called Phonehead due to his marking looking like a phone receiver so filly Eclair would be Equinox but a filly and not a colt
>il danchiño...list more names you call your dancho
>>572778724>Contrail being called Phoneheadcontrail bros our incoming gimmick...
>get asked out>respond>ignoredfuck you nonny
>>572779000I will treat you right
>>572778472as in cross
>>572779000hey...
>>572779000hey
>>572778020Explode
when gold ship comes second and she says something that sounds like "HAH BUNGALOW" what is it in japanese and what is she actually saying?? please
>dead generalIs everyone watching soccer? Why do so many people, especially here of all places, drop everything to watch soccer? Yes, I'm American
Does this mean she has to be both pace and in a long race? or just 1 or them is okfirst time I see a kill with a comma in the parentheses
>>572779000I don't want you either
>>572779086I'd buy one to complete the collection
>>572779194it's fun
fuck you guys you always simp for the Curren avatars and never for the sweet, loyal unpopular agp posters.men are all the same
I installed hachimi and now career mode screen transitions are stalling, anyone else encountered this?
>>572779197both
so can I only get her to 4* etc by using statues or transferring with the event thingy
>>572778949Just look at him
>>572779336hm, less than idealthanks anon
>>572779000Whore
>>572778723Nah. Currently I want to be the one whose lap gets sat on. As in, I want her to lay her head on my lap after a long day and whine about how tired she is while I pet her ears and stroke her hair. Is this too much to ask for.
>>572779360yes
>>572779302agp posters aren't always loyal, just ask my fuarking hero...
>>572779194People are playing the game again.
>>572779465ty
Is base Smaru any good?
>>572779417OHONONONO LOOKT AT THIS DOOD
>>572779461no not at all. I can send her over when we're done if you want?
>>572779194Everyone feels defeated after rolling Maruzensky
>>572779492I fuck this
>>572779417This motherfucker got a phone on his head.
>>572779427>>572779336 (Me)Forgot to mention that while it has track and style conditions, it's also a 7.5% recovery instead of the usual 5.5%. Of course you're not getting anything if you late start though.
can you get F aptitude umas to A just from inheritance or do you need a lucky inspiration too?
slowly but surely im makin my way to that casual outfit
>>572779715
>>572779067>>572779096>>572779141you guys are so sweet
>>572779604>>572779680Contrailbros...not like this...
ExcelUma (16/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismClub ID588536995
Have there been any gacha crash outs today
>>572779808I haven't seen any 'crash outs' but I've seen a lot of people roll REALLY REALLY poorly.
>100 pulls and only two festas graced me with their vile presencegetting flashbacks to the first Kita banner where I got only Dia copies
JUMBO SHRIMPS
>>572779604>>572779680>laughing at the chillest horse that there ever was
>>572779636You can take curren (the evil one) or mcqueen. or any of the other designated whore umas. I'm gonna be fucking BOYS in the meantime.
Best uma and scenario for fan runs?I could be in your club right now
>>572779742ryancho... ganbatte!>>572779808if someone wants to leak
Hags?
>>572779495fuck younext time will be different...
>>572779940>that goofy goober faceThis cannot be a Triple Crown winner
>>572779978Oguri
>>572779923>jumbo shrimps>which is a crab>which is a kani>which is a cunny
>>572777921>>572777347She's a good card if you have her on hand at 0LB, I wouldn't borrow her. She's the new Anshinzawa but a little better
>>572778280absolute BANGER of a post
>>572779420Did she like it
>>572780090in what fucking universe do you live that a shrimp is a crab?
>>572779923THAT'S THE BEST NAME AIN'T NO WAY
Telling the butler to raid the pro shop for Vita 65s so I don't die to this woman
my ssr chains won't finish
>>572780109Is she better than sr wit dober as a roamer?
>>572779978unity is fast and you can just use a front with angling inherit, maybe one that you want the fan title for
>>572779495What could've possibly happened now
odds i keep doing fan runs until the algeria swiss game starts and keep running through themevens i go to sleep after the last 3
>>572777731Thank you VAR
>>572779808Nothing big, can’t wait for the 22nd
>only lb2 sMaru on a single sparkIts not worth it to use a crystal for LB3 right?
kingu love
>>572780034triple crowns are either the most calm horses or are orfevre and lovcen is looking like the formermares on the other hand
>>572780090shrimp actually means micro penis not cunny
>>572778618cute pic
>>572780000That Smaru card to way too sexy.I want to the horse
>>572780137>he's never heard of carcinisation
>>572780268no use the 1.5 anni selectoralso>onlyfuck off nigga that's better than average
>>572780268yes, just wait for the selector
>>572780215alright, i should be able to get another 10 done then for my bwos
>>572780268you have the voucher in 20 days
>>572779978Ogurin/MaruzenskyURA
>>572780129
>>572779978Blazer so you can get glow sticks
>>572780314Teio doesn't know what that word means.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENINGTHIS IS A PARENT RUN, WHAT
>>572779978optionalURAexample, only loss is niigata lmao
>>572780314yes yes, I know the reddit meme about all things eventually becoming crabs, shrimp are not crab
front runners suck so much doodoo dogshit in cm16 fuck this i'm staying in open leauge for this one
>>572780209If you're gonna gamble on her giving you a 0% failure, nakayama is betterI think sr wit dober isn't that great, other than her 15 TE
>>572780495
>>572780037>>572780210>>572780390>>572780504Thanks>>572780465>mantNever again
how shit is this apart from being >>>>>>guts
>>572780487there's nothing wrong with wanting to visit Europe with my trainee
Is MANT still best for parent runs?
>>572780553WHATBUT HOWHOW THIS NEVER FUCKING HAPPENS IN MY ACE RUNS
>>572780615Jordan was the last usable welfare. At least the art is nice.
>>572779742I think we will be getting our first Sanpo event next month, which I think should help with bond
>>572780713>Jordan was the last usable welfare.go on?
>>572780702>>572780495know this: i will find you, and I will hunt you down to explode your face
>>572779890at least you got SSR, i did 80 pulls and got 0 SSR
>>572780495Ryan is the perfect, ultimate umaAnons don't know that because they refuse to train her, their loss
>>572780729oh i'll have her at 11 well before thenmy goal is the end of next week
>>572780759nta but XOguriCHADS now have a 3rd decent speed card with a perfect recovery
>>572780824hello contrarian
>>572780615add it with spe guts to the pile of "I didnt pull for Ayabe because thats retarded"
>>572780617Your two paths for this are:>visit germany with eishin (hell)>visit the UK with dober (super hell)
>>572779770owari da...
Which horse would be the GOAT if things worked on conventional points-based racing league rules? You know, like MANT.
>>572780702Why can't that happen to me?
>>572780519just believefronts are incredibly inconsistent here so i might also bite the bullet and just run the same soulless 3 pace strat
wait what second speed should I run now for general usebakushin or maru
Man double rainbows with Maru and Kita give so much speed and power
do we get a free selector from 1.5 quests or just a paid one this time around
Maybe its just being on mant too long but im getting raped by sleep deprived every run in unity
>>572780026Fuji will never let me be free.
>>572777347First rate club Basashi (850734315) has room for 3 more members. We're pretty chill with no club drama. We may or may not hit A someday, but we'll always be first rate, and you'll never have to worry about doing fan runs.If you're interested, send a join request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your description or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.
>>572780972I'm on a plane to Italy with Maruzensky (she's listening to her walkman). What am I in for?
>>572780759Guaranteed Straightaway recovery means that Xoguri will almost never agemasen her unique in career which was the main reason playing xoguri sucked ass in MANT. Now you can semi consistently rely on straightaway recovery for pace chaser xog on 777 tracks, and combined with CB agemasen you theoretically have no need for style specific recoveries at all
>>572781120Cockushin is more consistent by a lot
>>572781141only a free card selector, no paid selectors of either kind unless they change it from what JP got
post something cute
>>572766891>>572768275Now what the fuck are the odds of that
>>572781231Why the fuck are you resting in Unity?>>572781120Maruzensky. That's the whole reason we all pulled her.
>>572781397sometimes you just have to, faggot
>>572781141It's free, Cygays starts doing paid selectors for half anni's on 2.5
>>572781237My danchou still hasn't made a club card
>>572781339
>>572781030HARU URARA...would still be dogshit because she wasn't even top 5 in most of her races.
>>572778006you get a free selector with the anniversary that you can use on SMaru, so if you have MLB Finemo, it's an easy 3LB Maruzensky.
>>572781287idk doesn't seem that much more consistent>google aiI can't math>>572781397oki I mean power bonus is really good...and that TE too a lot more than bakuhope I get one more from dailies
>>572781376MLB/3LB before pity is something like 20%. I MLB'ed Kita and Fine with one spark each.
>>572781472god I want to take care of Ayabe
>>572781030any horse that has 100% of being in the money so someone like Yanko for example
i already got 1 copy of maruzen before this, should i keep going?
>>5727813760.000184243%0.0000000009137% that it happened to two anons
>>572780824Fuck this bitch, I JUST got done with training her to fill out the last bits of my team history for the event and she kept collecting silver on all my G1's.The UGLIEST mejiro in mind heart body and soul.
>>572781538She also has better hints, especially since we're in the Summer CMs right now.
>>572781661yes to mlb
>>572781608
>>572781540In one 10 pull however.
>literally impossible to win any cm roomits over for me bros this game is too sweaty now
>>572781661How much do you value the ability to make busted front runners, and how much did you saveget one more in 200 and you can rainbow shard her soon
>>572781661go till spark
>>572781030If we take 2-5 years as the "league" the goats would still be mostly the same I think.
>>572781540>Kita and FinemoDIE
>maru doesn't even wear her swimsuit in her card eventsthe fuck
>event had Chiyono and Chiyono cardShit event
>>572781774cm rooms are the sweatiest of the sweatiest. Patch just hit, relax.
It is really, really hard to hold while anons are pulling summer hag, sex ship, and McSex. I WANT TO GAMBLE GODDAMNIT
I used all my borrows wtf
>>572781661If you're a frontGOD and will still be able to drop 1 or 2 sparks on LH/AT
>>572781898Think on it, they'll be stuck permaborrowing Light Hello for 4 entire monthsdo you wanna be the one stuck doing that?
>>572781740not in a weird way I swear
>>572781468Wow, sounds like a shit club. You should quit and join mine instead.
soooo...
>>572781980retard
>>572781538>23>26WTF /uma/ told me priority was important Only a 11% increase from 0 to 100???
>>572777731The only good thing that win brought for the world was this video.https://videotourl.com/videos/1783044155602-f300bbf6-ea68-40ad-923a-02120dac8ad4.mp4(catbox is down so I have to use this random site like a fucking GEEK)
>>572781867do you have her summer alt?
Hoard status after Summer banners?
maruzensky's used up hag pussy
>thread is back go being active and talking about the game >Subhuman faggot still coming here to spam his jp shit as if anyone cares and also samefags himself to pretend that people do when will he go away
I have 42k carats and 40 tickets, do I send it on Tachy or do I try pulling for MaruIf it helps my favorite umas are Digital, Seiun Sky, and Oguri
>>572782062yepperseven golshi shows up in her swimsuit in one of them, but not maru or mcqueen for that matter
>>572781986that's ok
>>572781980everyone's pull plan is different, mine is pic related, theirs isn't mine, etc. I'm going to hold, but fuck me it's hard. Watching people get 0 copies of SMaru in 200 pulls is reminding me that caution and calculation are how you avoid tremendous losses when you're gambling.
>>572781994we are not going to Korea, stop
I'm very bummed out rnsomeone post a good lewd to raise my mood
>>572781980It's a permaborrow LH or Tachyon world *lights cigarette*
>>572781980I have 110k left after getting 3LB Maru and McSex thoughbeit
I'm always disappointed that the japs don't have a "grand slam" (winning the triple crown + the Arima in classics)
>>572781898Hmmmmm keep holding.
>>572781994
>366 motherfucks alreadybetter investment than NTR speed card
>>572782219They do that's what brian did
>>572782161how many non-welfare SSRs do you have MLB? what are they? What umas do you want to pull for the next six months/year? answer those questions first, then I can help a bit
>>572781994why did they make Ai-chan so beautiful intelligent talented gf coded?
>>572782189I hate this gif Ayabe would not do that she does not wink like that she does not wink at all actually OOC OOC OOCOOC AH AHOOC AH AH
>>572782331She's also stupidly self destructive.
>>572782219Burgers literally just made that shit up only after American Pharoah did it.
>>572782309I have like 10 or more of SMaru available on my follow list and I haven't even followed anyone new
>>572782309no shit lol
>>572782208It's not even horny hours for this thread yet. Freak.
>>572782198but I love gangnam style...and btsand squid gamesand...kimchi...dick.>>572782290cutie love>>572782331she deserves it for being so awesome and great>>572782348relax and enjoy her presence
>>572782390yeah but it's fucking hype
>>572782331I don’t see it
Rice sex?
Dober please, there's nothing wrong with liking dollfies
>>572782189as long as you're okay...I don't mind if you don't mind
JRA Horses that have won 4 or more G1 races and haven't appeared in Umamusume>9 Oju Chosan (owned by Chosan Co. Ltd.)>7 Deep Impact (owned by Kaneko Makoto Holdings Co. Ltd.)>5 Daiwa Major (owned by Keizo Oshiro)Contrail (owned by Shinji Maeda)Do Deuce (owned by Kieffers Co. Ltd.)Equinox (owned by Silk Racing Co. Ltd.)Apapane (owned by Kaneko Makoto Holdings Co. Ltd.)>4 Lord Kanaloa (owned by Lord Horse Club Co. Ltd.Lord Horse Club Co. Ltd.)Liberty Island (owned by Sunday Racing Co. Ltd.)Meisho Samson (owned by Yoshio Matsumoto)Croix du Nord (owned by Sunday Racing Co. Ltd.)Jantar Mantar (owned Shadai Race Horse Co. Ltd.)
>>572782309>>572782401My Helios borrow turned into S Maru.
How much does Mood Effect actually matter on cards?
Nakayama Festa
>>572781472>>572781608>>572781740>>572781986>>572782189>>572782492Faggots
>>572778083Your danchou is in Class 5
>sexo rob roy>kris sex
>>572782473you didn't respond to me last thread.
>>572782348Its just part of the choreography, it doesn't mean anything. pls understand.
>>572781994>>572782331>>572782378>>572782419>>572782458>>572782290she is a MILF now.
>>572782330I have MLB Fine Motion and Kita, 2LB Bakushin, Suzuka, and Kawakami speed, 2LB Mihono wit, 1LB Pegasus, and that's about itMy stamina cards are absolute shit. All I have is 1LB Super Creek
>>572782378I already said she's my type you don't have to sell me on her>>572782419if she's so awesome and great and impressive and inspiring and successful then why...what was I talking about again?
>>572780275Gentil was a pretty nice horse wasn't she?
>>572782419>Squid Games
>>572782309Is Global a Frontchad server?
>>572782509From this the horses that are guaranteed to appear, just give it some time:Contrail (owned by Shinji Maeda)Do Deuce (owned by Kieffers Co. Ltd.)Equinox (owned by Silk Racing Co. Ltd.)Liberty Island (owned by Sunday Racing Co. Ltd.)Croix du Nord (owned by Sunday Racing Co. Ltd.)Jantar Mantar (owned Shadai Race Horse Co. Ltd.)
>>572782553divide by 5 and that's the equivalent TE at great mooddivide by 10 for good moodbad and awful mood correspond to good and great but negative instead
>>572782208You got to wait until later for those posts, anon.
>>572780275Orfevre was a weird on the track but was actually chill as fuck outside of that.
>>572782787yes, I bite my trainee, so what?
>>572782787I can see themI can even TASTE them
>>572782689can't have been important if you forgotbut point is ai love
>>572782509>Liberty Islandi can't imagine how tearjerking her story will be
>>572782854SHE HAD SEXHER HYMEN IS GONEA BABY CAME FROM HERIT'S OVERSHE IS A PROSTITUTE
>she ran ze akiten?>release ze last minute mood down
>600 speed this early>on 0% umaWhen the Chevron hits just right. Too bad I didn't get any sprint inspirations
Chiyono's mom has got it going on
>>572782787I see them
>>572782896>incelposting again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xlAFVz7_H8I love when this pops up on my playlist. My brain always does a double take.
>>572782854so true bestie>>572782896I'm ready to be the dad who stepped up.
>>572782896with me btw
>>572782957Bro she's dumb as fuck
>>572783016at least my pure wife EBAYAN has her hymen intactUNLIKE THIS WHORE
I wouldn't be a virgin if Ai-chan were real
>>572782896stallions would NEVER do this
Do people still borrow KSB? I've had MLB SC as my borrow and only get like 5 borrows every day out of 750 kek
>>572782854arm and eye yo
>>572782702one of the only horses to lane check gold ship and he's a big horse, plus what she did in dubai, she was an amazing horse>>572782763>>572782872liberty island is the one that feels complex to add ignoring kaneko, she deserves to get in, not sure how cygames would feel but they could carry on her legacy extremely well>>572782815yeah i've heard stories he's always been rather chill outside of races, i think he even grew to ikezoe and no longer tries to kick him hard when he visits him
>>572783079Lore accurate Doto
>>572782492I don't mind...
>>572783126nobody is borrowing creek unless they're doing long TT though
slutty Rice butt
>>572783249Unf
>>572777347Honsefun is still looking for one more very special someone. No quota, just be active. reply with your ID or shoot us a request with /uma/ in your bio.
>>572783249Where's Nishino or Maya version?Asking for me
I KNEEL RUBY AND LITERALLY WHO
>>572783296idk man I'm just stealing this from twitter
>>572783249onii-sama...you're weird
>>572783091you really think an umamusume based on the owner who looks like the textbook dirty old man from NTR stories is a virgin? She even wears his IRL hat anon. If anyone's fucked her it's him and since he owns the game he could write it so on a whim. Bad waifu choice, lmao.
NOOO WRONG GOLSHIfuck I knew this was going to happen
>>572783248NTA, but Creek averages a bit less than one borrow per day. It goes up if your star trainee is popular.
>>572783249What kind of noise would Rice make if you spanked her?
>>572777347why did she fill her water guns with purple drank?
>>572783110half the stallions in this game are one slightly flirty sounding comment away from fucking their trainer hard enough that they get an aggravated assault charge afterwards.
>got maru to mlb>wanted to build someone to try it out>fronts are giga bricked for this cmAiiiieeeeee
>>572782750It's full of people who are desperately looking to not farm groundwork (it will happen anyway)
What
>>572783412High pitched squeaks followed by soft sobbing.
Tachyon LOVE
there is no way there's an agp ayabe poster i refuse to believe it
This general will implode when the yurishit careers like Cheval Grand and Dream Journey release.
>>572783512deserved for running the evil horse Mejiro Bright
Oh I just realized the summer dialogue is out now.>Journey got her hands on a huge watermelon>Stego suggests watermelon splittingMan I wish
mares FEAR the stallion uma
>>572783148>liberty island is the one that feels complex to add ignoring kaneko, she deserves to get in, not sure how cygames would feel but they could carry on her legacy extremely wellHer being "That one horse" for Kawada like NeoUni was for MDemuro + Dura family + Overcoming fate using the newly released HK scenario (trust me bro) should workAnd cute Ojou moments too
I want to have sex with Taiki Shuttle
Reminder Kaneko is a soulless narcissistic classist tubby rodent man who hates anyone who wasn't born into the lavish privileged lifestyle he was, purposely creates monopolies by buying every White foal in Japan and gelding the males that aren't useful to him & a rotten cheater who tried to sully the finest stage in all of racing with his roided up literal Trojan horse
>>572783512That was close.>>572783564t.ama-chan please
>>572783597Full of cheese
>>572783483Bobo will save it
now what?
>>572783620
>>572783549>i refuse to believe itWhy? She's cute
>>572782228I'm not waiting until 2028 to play the game. I require CB, for starters
>>572783552They don't want you to know this but since dialogue remains nearly the same regardless of what gender you pick, it's canon that all the umas who get very cozy with their trainers are bi. or just really fucking desperate and would fuck anything if it had a pulse.
How am I supposed to cope with the fact that these girls would never flirt with me like they do with their in-game trainers because I'm double their age irl?
>>572783719Now you remember about the free SMaru that comes GL and how you wasted carats
do we know when next scenario? i dont see it on uma.moe
Getting back into this game after MANT demoralized me, is it still the scenario to run or did they make URA and Unity better?
>>572783764nobody actually would have sex with Cheval ITT
>>572783859I would, I did, and I would do it again
PRESSED THE MIDDLE CHOICE DURING SENIOR YEAR NEW YEAR AWARD
>>572780026>>572781232boys are possessive
Is pace Taiki with groundwork a stupid idea?
>>572783847>I'm double their age
>>572783823why does curren have the doto eyes
I forgot just how fun this game was when I'm not forced to do MANT. I did 3 careers in a row today all in URA just because I was having such a good time and making the strongest umas I've ever made. I got my first S+.
>>572782684better than me, maybe, I wish I had Finemo.
>>572783853Unity is significantly better in terms of stats, and it's also more fun. MANT is only good for parent runs now
>>572783853you can use unity for team trials and the upcoming sprint cm but mant has upsides still. you have options now
>>572783823Not quite, my wife is almost constantly called "sister" or "big sis" and the sort but males are called anything from brother in rice's case to "husband" in Inari One's case. It's pretty varied.
Saw an Aoharu Taishin winning big apparently on Hakuraku wtf is that the power of potential?
I get really tired when i jack off more than once in a day so in order to keep up my quota i use an auto stroker and a small fleshlightsometimes I use a proper fleshlight with no lid because getting a little dirty in bed is a good motivator to wash my sheetsI spent 30 pulls on Seiun Banner and got Seiun
I'm actually feeling excited to play for the first time in 2 months. The new unity feels amazing after mant. Surely grand live will not be another 40-50 minute per run slop, right?
>>572783620Same bro
maru landing on a big wit click is insane
>>572783620Is that you again? Coming around with your basic takes? "I want to have sex with Taiki Shuttle." You want to also sleep and wake up rejuvenated? You want to have a nice meal? You want something else that most normal fucking people in the world want? You want to pretend your fucking normal takes deserve a spoiler tag? Eat shit, asshole.
>>572783823Hmm, no, I am a man and the main characterThey only act that way for (Me)
>>572783853F2P use MANT for random skills and affinityPaypigs can use URA CM and TT just use Unity
I am doing the 5 MANT runs for this event as my last ride with MANTblazer and my final thoughts are.I THINK MANT SUCKS
>>572783582Stego Cute
>>572783847wrong, retard
>>572782219I think opera o did some kind of grand slam, maybe a little different than what you mean tho
How do I make the big ranks on the updated careers?
>>572784073No other scenario will take as long as MANT did.
>>572780026idgi
>>572783847you're going to get raped anyway, no one can escape the umanko
>>572783970No one lusts after 30+ year old men with a mortgage and a salaried job like this
>>572784068I got a small fleshlight because I wanted cunny tightness but my dick is too big and it's so annoying to use
>>572783217
>>572784131Fuck off and stop samefagging
Now this is how you quit a club.
>>572784125I'll probably do MANT runs when good parents are on my roster. Its so fast with Hachimi only takes 30 mins
Stego hot
>>572781030Probably ones with 6+ G1 and a long career like Opera O, Orfevre, Kitasan etc.
>no gwbricked...
>>572784223women lust after their wallets, women(male) lust after their body.neither love the ojisan's gentle soul..
>>572784215Marking territory.
>>572784215women do that when they want to show other women that you are used goods
>>572784219uh yeah i can i'll just go to the student council or their dorm leader for help
>>572784107NTT, but I do wish I could have a normal human sleep and wake up reinvigorated
>>572784215Fuji is marking her territory
>>572784147pop bubbles and pop purple bubbles toothere's no real way to hyper optimize Unity, if you can save purples for offstats go for it but you really wanna be overbuffed for the elite team so its kinda hard
>>572784068>jack off more than once in a day so in order to keep up my quotaclub?
>>572783217that smell is trainer being fried on her thighs
>>572784050Japanese translation moment. I still don't fully get what the fuck kind of feeling "onee-san" and "onii-san" are really meant to invoke.>>572784114Fuck.. That's true though.. I can't argue with that. Shit.
>>572784107Holy based truth nuke
>>572783992Do your 5 MANT careers for the event
>>572784215Women will leave personal effects like sunglasses, nail polish or pieces of costume jewelry around in their husband/boyfriend's cars to mark territory. They'll do it so a woman they might not talk to sees and thinks he's involved. This can backfire horribly, but that's why it's done.
>>572784340The real world is cruel
>>572784282The more things change... the more things stay the same.
>>572784346but I'm a pure virgin torena who's saving myself for my wife, I'm not used goods
>>572783780I can't bring myself to believe it or I'll go gosling mode
>>572783601Mares need to remember who started all this
>>572784356they will just lock you and your trainee inside the "can't get out until umapyoi" room
>>572784358Honestly, same. I cannot remember the last time I woke up refreshed. 6 hours, 8 hours, 10 hours, it doesn't matter.
>>572784384what cards
>>572784316Why Stego poop on my sheets?
>>572784458The difference with my image is that was our danchou.
>>572784458>>572784282
>>572784425sure i'll win debut and then let mackween end on a D rank 5 times
>>572784432>>572784370>>572784346>>572784345But why would Fuji do this when she's just a trainee and he's just a trainer.
>>572784432>This can backfire horriblyhow?
>>5727845572 speed 2 wit, add a speed or wit depending on growth and the rest are skill cards like throne or Bakushin Guts or smalco Nice Nature Daiwa power etc
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guys my trainee keeps posting creepshots of me on her private umstagram that she doesn't know I follow, do I confront her over it?
>>572784498nonny...
>>572784643I could explain, but I worked out in the heat all day so I don't got it in me to write one of my small fics. But the short answer is Tracen is for matchmaking, and Torena is for Fuji.
>>572784643
>>572782604Is he really? DANCHOU!!!!!!!!!based bakushin MANT-loving faggot, he only gives a shit about running fast
>>572784340in my experience both also lust after a replacement for a healthy relationship with their father and THAT'S where I come in
>>572784709if you can be creepshotted it's your fault
>>572784143yeah that's slightly different, still fucking insane though obviously
>>572784673YES!
ill call it for tonight, tomorrow my goal is to make it to 950
>>572784643I used to say the same and now I'm father of four
RIP granny she got hit by a bazookakaboomkablow
>>572784716run away with me
I love Hakuraku because it lets me check which strats are good before over investing in my umasFinally my favorite strat of 6 is represented
>>572778143Nothing wrong with Mayacchi onsen ss
>>572784432I know it's because I'm probably mentally ill in some way or another but I find this (and the male equivalent to it) so fucking funny. Just fuck him and move on with your life lol. we aren't wolves to be doing this shit like this
>>572784282Don't tell me /uma/ club did it again...
>>572784904ah yes, my favorite strat, 6
>>572778143uh yeah? It's supposed to be looked at
What are the keys we got from the mail for?
>>572782219that's difficult to expect out of a horse when the entire competition is flooded with single-crown viable horses that just need to steal one single win
>>572784709Gold City trying to get unflattering candid photos of me to post and scare other girls off with but I keep posing at the last second and mewing in all of them
>>572784709yeah though you might shame and hurt your uma's pride if you do it in public so I suggest you do it in private, in your office alone with your uma
jp posters, especially the staygoldtranny, really need the rope. absolutely no reason for them to come here and shit up the place when they have their own thread
>8k crystal leftwelp. I can top up a bit and just use the uncap crystal I guess.
>>572784282what club, bwo...
>>572785027To unlock galleries. So if you did MANT several thousand times and are still missing a scene, you can use the key to unlock it.
>200 pull on support banner>15 SSRs>8 dupes >1LB Summer Maru + 1 spark>0LB Nakayama Festa>not bad, guess ill use the lone trainee ticket i got from event>this happens
>>572784898I would love to
>>572784282>>572770365>israel
How about you post your OWN trainer card and borrow sparks? Huh? Too ashamed?
>>572785115congratsbuild my TT parentfaggot
>>572784981I am probably the exact opposite type of mentally ill as you as I find this extremely arousing and wish marking behaviors were done more out in the open
>>572785112Does that include onsen? Thats all I care about
>xhe pulled for a TT parent
>>572785087
Guh
What a run. Too bad it's Sprint C so she's unusable
>>572783387yesshe is a pure maidenlike buenavistalike rice showerlike transcendslike taiki shuttlelike vivlosunlike whores like CUMOND EYENTRCURREN BITCHHORNY URARAWHOGNES TACHYONETC
>>572785112and the scenes for drawing unity races
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1oOttm__rEMoomoo chads it's almost time to watch people die
>>572785142dramabros make a witty comment about this situation
>>572782050couldve just waited, or use streamable like a faggotnot like anyone cares either way lmaooooooooooo
>>572770365>>572785142>>572784282>first autis/uma/>then mambo>now brickedBEHEAD ALL /uma/CLUB MEMBERSI DEMAND A FULL BOYCOTT ON THEMNO ONE INTERACT WITH THEM, SUPPORT THEM, AND WE REMOVE THEM FROM THE THREAD CLUB LIST
all the thread drama is preplanned in the danchoucord btw. but you didnt hear that from me.
>>572785250I dunno, go find out yourself.
>>572785302Rice rapes her oniisama and pretends to be pure when he's awake, the evil slut
>>572785250>>572785379CYJEWS YOU SON OF A BITCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
So likeHow much stats is an extra 15 mood bonus on a training exactly?
Do you see it
>>572785263kill yourself
>>572783148>gentle wife, not so gentle when kids are involved>buebue, a very nice mother (to my children)
>>572785408Raisu is PURE
>>572785313those disgusting fucking cow emotes piss me off in a way I didnt think I was capable of feeling for trivial bullshit
>>572785330but im a danchou and im not in it
>>572784952onsen sex with ardan
>>572785330yes we know /uma/ club contains the bulk of the thread schizos
>>572785437Straight umas team?
>>572785450pure evil maybe
>>572784412>Japanese translation moment. I still don't fully get what the fuck kind of feeling "onee-san" and "onii-san" are really meant to invoke.Polite, but slightly affectionate. Compare rice's oniisan to mayano's "niichan" which is much more affectionate but completely informal, not the sort of thing you'd toss out in mixed company. -chan doesn't inherently mean 'girl' it's just diminutive. Then compare the campaigns, mayano wants to fuck BAD even though she has no idea what fucking is whereas rice is fond of the trainer but not overly so and very professional about everything.
HOLY FUARK NO HAT FESTA IS SEX
>>572785219That's nice for you, anon. I'm also the type of mentally ill that legitimately cannot enjoy romantic relationships at all even if I try so currently I've accepted my fate of eternally chilling alone and with my tomodachis.
>>572784107Taiki eating my asshole
>>572785465Same hope they get raided.for grooming or whatever that site does
>>572784774>guy>have awful relationship with parents >have slowly become more & more of a lolicon over the yearsWhat is the science behind this?
>>572785156
>>572785564Women can be cute when they aren't trying to look like homeless men loitering outside a casino
>>572785437What's the theming of this team?
>>572784458Was this from CUMA
Anons, should I make Suzuka an oonige or regular front?
>>572785621>>572785156We really should demand club applicant to show their trainer cards before accepting
When will Aston Machan release? I want her so much.
>>572785681I think umas who were robbed of their glory due to injuries or some other shit
>>572785701regular front, oonige won't have enough time to build a formidable lead before everyone else starts their acceleration
>>572785313The waiver that he makes the chuds recite is, unfortunately, art
>>572785559I guess the fault for not understanding these things yet is mine for not watching irl japanese content to learn and just doing it through games and manga. Everyday I fear the possibility of my japanese sounding like I'm LARPing like an anime character.
>>572785437I wanna see Ruby race so bad. Why's it gotta be bugged..
>>572785219Same. I wish women would piss on me
>>572785567Lifelong bachelors are not an uncommon occurrence, and have always existed in large numbers, as much as people would like to pretend otherwiseIf you can find comfort in that, you are in better shape than I am
>>572785421not a lot, most cards have some mood effect so it's not the end of the world if you miss it in one, and the effect is a modifier to the -+20% training from mood so 30 mood bonus ~= 5TE
>>572784981I think it's hot when women are possessive/desperate of their catch. Not that I would know, but it's nice to imagine.
I’m just gonna ticket smaru from 1.5 and call it a day at lb0 for whenever I feel like training FALCOOOO
Wei?
>>572785564Reminder
>>572785952Boobs!
>2* stam, 2* turf>reroll>2* stam, 3* end closerkuso game
>>572785142GRIMat least the image is already up to date
Only clubs full of leeches gets uneasy seeing their top earners leaving for greener pastures
>event missions still require 5 MANTblazer clearsfuck off
>>572785564Also nab the art off gametorah>>572785701Depends on how many fronts you'll run and if you've rolled for maru
>>572785329Dacchis and Umadash next?
sex with festa
>>572785813>Everyday I fear the possibility of my japanese sounding like I'm LARPing like an anime character.if it's your second language you will potentially always sound silly to native speakers but that's true of almost anyone. In my shitty attempts to speak japanese people will correct me gently if I fuck up but I've never been laughed at, if anything they're amused a westerner would even want to try. If you just stick to basic polite things to start and you're not doing shit like referring to yourself with "ore" then nobody is going to be like "THIS NIGGA' WATCHES ANIME". The genki course books help with the culture a little bit if you ever aim to seriously learn it.
>>572786029Just skip it, who uses event titles
>>572786053nyes
>>572785812desu he's based for convincing people not to pull even though it's objectively good content to have a retard with 40k carats rolling for an MLB only card
whats a good borrow card for taiki/nishi leo?
Festa owes me gambling sex
>>572786115Have umaco got fucked yet?
Guess the blue and redThis was the rerolled version and better than the other one
>>572786114speeds up point grinding
>>572786029just do 5 runs wherein you fail in the juniors>>572786171they're home to V, a and umamaits a colony of /uma/club
>>572786134It was fun when a guy was a dick a few videos back and chat was collectively wishing him shit luck and he got shit luck.Also, astounding array of third worlders and third worlders who sound like children
>>572785701watch thishttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata/800013_10067420_1783035773
>2 blue/red/green, 2 whites>reroll>It's worseJust like with MANT whistles
Rollan witch tt to remake1 = long mackie (swaps with ksb)2 = mile og, dirt maru (they swap spots)3 = med og bobo4 = evil curren (not TT)6 = new dirt campma taiki5 = sprint baku7 = med fuku8 = mile natie, evil9 = long cafe0 = dirt eldubs = I do the dream team event and reroll
>>572786357>>572785807That's true... Early race is too short and that's where their multiplier is up to the moon.
so if I make a Taiki with a summer Golshi and use NN wit to get OYL, how stupid am I?
>>572785884Hope you can find someone for you then, anon.And yeah, I've had a few attempts with girls and even once with a guy to see if maybe that was what I was missing, but every single time I'd always just end up eventually hating the feeling that I HAD to spend time with whoever it was. So I'm pretty damn comfortable just staying single forever at this point. Maybe I'm just aromantic as the kids say nowadays.
>>572786324Who is a??
Goodnight girls.
How come MANT is better for parents than Unity?Is it purely because you can finetune the affinity?
>>572786512Ye. But on the other hand, I’m never fucking running it again
>>572786495on your left won't likely proc at the right time and it could make shit like plan x proc too soon. But you're thinking the right way with how to use summer goldship
>>5727861822* Power2* Front
I've still never gotten a rainbow cleat
>>572786637Cute
BRO W H A TMARUZENSKY'S EVENTS GIVE LIKE 15 FRIENDSHIP AND 30 SPEED A POP?IS THIS WHAT MODERN SUPPORT CARDS ARE LIKE?
>>572786512Some umas have forced G2 races instead of G1 which screws up affinity
>>572786101I've heard about those books before and yeah I've definitely gotta try them out. I should probably get comfortable with that idea of inevitably sounding silly though lol. This isn't even gonna be the second language I'm learning so I should just accept it.
>>572785748
>>5727866292* speed and mileOn a sprint parent taiki
>>572786324>just do 5 runs wherein you fail in the juniorsWhat part of >Clear the TS Climax five timesDo you not understand?
maru is insanei'm already at 1200 wit before senior summer with 3 wit cards
>>572786637my carrot
>>572786694She’s cute but the only front I will ever pull from now on is tap dance city
>get 1* guts, 1* stylefuck you Cyjews, I have reroll now>reroll>1* guts, 1* mileFUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
Thinking about my old bastard Halloween Rice danchou who spouted positivity and cute encouraging messages in our club chat and then kicked me for better players despite them consistently being at the bottom of our club's fan count... Been in this new good club for months now, but I just felt like checking out my old one on uma.moe... Heh. Still stuck in C+ rank, eh danchou?
>>572786710it just says finish 5 ts playthroughs, nothing about clearing. its the same as every other event
>>572783764Wasn't she a gay uma in the anime?
>>572786708that's pretty good desu though your affinity probably isn't great unless you did Mediums for the secret event
>>572786794Yeah very gay so gay she kissed my mouth while riding my cock that's so gay af dude
time to LOOOOOOOP
>>572786710if you needed to win it it would say get 5 good endings
>the pedo is a eurotardadds up
>>572786774TS Climax is the EX races at the end of MANT. Stop trying to waste peoples' TP.
oh nyo, fronts are terrible this CM
>>572786324Doesn't work since the mission is technically winning the climax 5 times
>jack off to golshi's sexy swimsuit before rolling>1st ticket>????
>>572785329If Uma&Co's danchou joins /Uma/ Club then Uma&Co will burn to the ground
>>572786794>animeIt's your fault for watching that dogshit
>>572786908That's golshi
are there any doto daughters that are still breeding. We need to breed them with an american grass stud to get a turf horse in this country
>>572786863I'll try MANT until I get a power or sprint Taiki going back to URA and not waiting a million years is too comfy
>>572786870>>572786324Record a webm of yourself failing the career and having the mission notification pop. That will prove you're correct.
I fucking hate all of you
>>572786648Don't worry, I haven't either, other than the time I deliberately glued an SSR Golshi because I thought it looked bad and didn't think I was going to run end closers (lol)
>>572786923fuck back to /v/ you disgusting redditor
>>572786908Her turn now
When is the next gyaru focused event?
>gold ship is my race menu girl>swap her to her summer alt>get JUMPSCARED by her BAZONGAS because i'm so used to her normal g1 outfit
>>572786896>>572786904>>572787014here, i'll did one, i'll do another to show you it goes up to 2 if you still dont believe meif you really want give me 5 minutes
HOLY FUARK MY UG VIRGINITY WAS TAKEN BY DOTOAND I HAVEN'T EVEN MADE AN SS+ UMA YETGomen Teio...
>>572786923anime website you faggot>>572786794no you retard yuritroons just see any rivalry as gayall umas are for their trainer in the end
>Kitasan White for Medium>Helios for Mile>Machan for Sprint>Kitasan Black for LongIs this correct?
>>572787165Meisho Doto was gelded(cut his nuts off) a while back.
>>572787207helios is pretty fucking badtaiki rules mile
It's fun to see what the female side of the extremely desperate fanbase is doing sometimes. We're fantasizing about getting overpowered and raped and this is what they're on.
>>572787240Sure, but she's not front.
>1st random 3*: Mcfat>roll for NYUrara/Opera: anime Mcfat>roll for SGoldship: SMcfatOh my fucking godWhat do you want
>really wanna pull on maru>have to stay strong and hodl for rerun because its more efficient as if rate up even helpsbrehs..
>>572787301>female
>>572787059Wife!
>>572787165>Best I could ever make was SS, and those were lucky highrolls>With a meme build I was able to instantly go UG3, my next proper build being a clean UGFun stuff this new Unity thing
>>572787310better off using a maru of choice then>b-but her cardyeah still better than helios
>>572787317I think it's pretty clearYou need to run "mcfat" now
>>572787139just in case you retards are still so obstinate
the Ug logo lost all of its aura with a gray G
>>572787059>>572787363Helios is so fucking cuteI can't understand a word she's saying, but she's so fucking cute
>>572787317MARKED
how do you even get close to the 1800 wit cap
>>572787376Best part is it's short and just need to train
