>>572715680>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>league nanahttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1UvDvHAS0L7XbYmcQZCQfJATOK3_Fqwo2sWX6VY8kMvA/>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1q966qVcYL3EjGuY5ed4r5YiDz3ckhYwYQzKa4JJYZQ4/>league sitehttps://repo.riichi.moe/league/7/>L Leaguehttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ib4byPHTaqgn9yosjaqVka2NMNp_KyYy8fK77xw8NXA/>league intro singuphttps://docspace-f8cip5.onlyoffice.com/s/_86LX-JS8QTkH5V
xth for miko
>>572791550Kaavi owes me SEX
Pei nya!
enough with the blobjaks
>>572791771me on the right
>>572791826damn you fine
So pure and innocent...She is made for corruption and moral degeneration
>>572792073greek yuzu
>>572792073Me bottom right.
who the fuck is Ryan Peikou
>>572792797he's good friends with tan Yao
>>572791550no no NOmust not must not RAAAPEbut but Seh...SEHHHHHSYEHHHHHHHHHHHHHDSEGGGS WITH BUNB BUN FALSOAIIIIIE
>>572791685Which hime is this?
>>572793228youre a sick, sick man
Kaavi is too perfect for this world.From the moment I first saw her I've been exhaling ever since.
>>572793324Yeah, drop the chun. What's the worst that could happen?
>>572793116*chuu*
>>572793324This makes my dragons the BIG dragons
>>572792797>>572793116Don't forget Aida Yon-Ken the mother of Sonoda Ken who was a legendary mahjong player
>>572792797Friend with San Shoku and Pin Fu
Yagi Yui, granddaughter of rep player Yagi Keiji
jane needs my cock in her thats the trust of the matter
what' with mahjong and getting everyone sexually frustrated?
>>572794436the entire point of mahjong is to build the sexual tension by stripping each other naked until it climaxes in the table being cleared off to rape the loser
>>572794436ever been in other threads?
>>572794571no not really.
>>572791550Are Kaavi's ears real like kodomo's, or fake like Kaguyahime's?
>>572791550Whore.
>>572794631theyre fake like her tits
>>572794547is that why mahjong duels end in mating?
>>572794764nah the breasts are real, i touched them in a dream
>>572794631Fake. Leia makes her students wear animal features for reasons.
>>572794835precisely young anon
>>572794910yuzu!!!!!!!
>>572794910YUZU!!!!!!
>>572794910sex with this coon
>>572794901isn't that cultural appropriation?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1G09ChN1cIcynthia-6r.png
>>572794901what exactly is redhag teaching yuz and kirby
I wonder if I can finish this event at work tomorrow
>>572795158>IIDX asuna and karin
>>572795137what culture
>>572795604don't insult iidx like that
>>572795579just play sanma tonpuu
Kaavi is not a fake bunny! She is as real as the other one.
For me itshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZZvtEfAd1o
>>572795764so true, sister!
>>572795764She certainly bounces like one.
For me itshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtn75GTAG-M
>>572795876Ako rape
Is the summer event next after the collab is over? Hopefully we get a new tileset this year
I love bunnies. Sex with bunnies!
why doesn't mahjong soul let you redeem the BLANK tilebackswhy the fuck can't i have the simplest ones instead of these ugly symbols on the back?
>pick up the last tile in the wall that puts me in furiten>shimo discards one of my other winning tiles immediately>lose my dealershipwhat a piece of fucking shit this game is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AatxkgXuaBI
>>572793285the one I'll have sex with
>>572796448you already have one. you need more?
>>572795764her nickname used to be fake bunny around herelurk more
>>572796448Gotta work hard for the best decorations
>some retard said a joke one time in 2019>this is thread culture forever now YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS BEFORE POSTING
>>572796690Correct
>>572796690Correct.
you can't even name 5 teams from league 6
>>572796556>lose because furiten again fucks me out of a win and i deal into ura 3dont ever say this game doesnt rearrange the universe to fuck you. the thai lady boy was right
>>572796832Ransei no TabiRIICHIPinzu PumpersZWEIRomance of the Cat Kingdoms
mahjong personality testwwyd
>>572796832I couldn't name 5 teams from league 7
>>5727971407s
>>572796690>one timelol
Do you think we're ever getting another free character? The game seemed to be getting more generous with free shit in the past years due to some competition yet we haven't gotten a free character since 2020
>>5727971407show is that a wwyd material
>>572797302>>572797306>>572797320>>572797331>>572797602we have all our blocks, ryanmen kanchan is useless. so the consideration is safety vs marginal aka acceptance. if you're a value chad, you'd see the aka acceptance and cut 2s.
>>572797683pointless when next safe tile draw you'll cut the other anyway
>>572797824yeah, you should cut 7s 99% of the time here anyway.this case is exception among exceptions because there's cases we cut the entire 1m ankou in fold/mawashi enabling the 5-7 kanchan to be helpful, especially if we end up making an ankou of 8p or 4s.
>>572797683mortal is retarded, 7s is more dangerous so you cut it first, and 24s is more flexible if you decide to mawashi.
>>572797449You can get every character for free it's called playing the game and saving up enough dust for gacha tickets
is mjg watching chainsmoker cat
>>572798423It ain't the same
i got too close to ranking up so yostar flipped the scheduled loss
>>572798497Collab when? This game desperately needs a smoking woman
>>572798417not really, in many cases our best cut will be 2s --> 1m if nothing genbutsu is revealed.by cutting 2s first, we just cut 1m ankou immedietely.flexibility is the same because the 2s is pointless to keep in mawashi unless we reveal a genbutsu (often involving killing a ryanmen)
mahjan tanoshii!
>>572797449me on the right (the crab (looking at hat's hats))
We have ENTERED the Jade!Let us celebrate with Washizu! (because I haven't tried it yet)Majsoul Friends Room 98811(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=98811Room Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jjGbErLbSk
>>572799619come back...
>>572799824I must reclaim my Mahjong Soul.
>>5727996192/4
>>5727996193/4
>>572799619Uh.....3/4?
>>572799619started
>>572799619congrats anon
>>572799619>fully transparent hand
>the only time these faggots score less than haneman is when they ron 3rd (im in 4th)
>>5728014083rd knows how to sashikomi
>>572793324why is her chun like that
>>572801506i dont think thats true i think theyre just luckier
https://youtu.be/_17uuVDY_Po
>>572799619
>>572799619ggnyashit takes way too much brainpowerichihime-4.png
>>572799619Thanks for the game.I now know why Washizu is the way is in the manga.Also my brain hurts managing the extra info.
>>572799619Thanks for the game. It's a bit boring since you can easily see what are your opponents' wait should you not get any opaque tiles and them denying your desired honor tiles but I reckon it'd be more exhilarating if I was betting my blood and life on it.
>>572799619gg
>>572803745snuggles with this ichihime
Odds finish tonegawaEvens rewatch akagi a 3rd time
>>572803875How did Akagi make that one guy deal into his tanki wait again?
>remembered that I have bonuses on my bank card that I can convert into money>no longer poorThe dream of kebab and beer after work lives on
>>572797449>The game seemed to be getting more generous with free shit in the past yearsNo? If anything they're doubling down, they even reduced the number of free rolls we get for anniversaries.
Welp, I've had it. It's all uphill from here
>>572804825>Deal-in: 7
My mortal scores have been abnormally high this league. I think I need to give myself a lobotomy to succeed.
>>572805017all in tenpai head to heads and or them being dama tenpai in the first row. Nonsensical levels of unlucky.
Got kicked out of my local riichi club for doing a Riichi Heil. Saluted with my discard tile and used the riichi stick as a mustache and said "RIICHI HEIL" out loud. Dude from another table said "that's not cool man" and then after the meetup he told me not to come again.
>>572804825>S- deal-in 7If you can throw nines, winds, and dragons in the right order, it doesn't mean you need to throw the main tiles in riichi doko
>>572805565
>>572805640very kissable megane
Look at this retard! Chiitoi? HAHAHAHA
>>572805914pinfu haters are not human
>>572804727By free shit I meant decorations mostly. Outside of 2 hat events we haven't been getting much until a couple years ago, outside of animated table mats in the summer. Now we get something every 2-3 events
>>572805914
>>572805914what's with the tanyao haters?
>>572806287Now matter the value of your hand....a single tanyao can end it all.
What does han limit setting mean? Like your hand won't count unless it has 1, 2 or 4 han?
>>572806906YesDora doesn't count into the han limit either you need yaku
>>572794835Someone needs to develop a new form of 2 player mahjong. There's so much romantic potential.Maybe I could make it, even if I have to drop the yaku system and make something which barely resembles sanma and yonma. Western playing cards have multiiple styles of games for them.
>>572807550If you mean a new 2-player mahjong game then let it be known that Super Real Mahjong will receive a new game soonish
>>572807550will it have nudity?
>>572807845By default no, but there will be a modded version where you get to rape your opponent if you win.
>>572805017having the 2nd best hand is worse than having the worst hand
>>572805914You can tell these people are like expert 1 on average by what yaku they like. But I didn't know bad players liked kokushit so much, though it explains a lot of retarded chases.
>>572807903What if you lose?
Fucking GLORPSHITI've already rolled Washizu too, still chasing Akagi
Proof that God doesn't exist (in descending order of importance):1. Kenneth Copeland's private jet has been struck down by lightning2. Chiitoi is a real and widely accepted yaku3. Jane hasn't given me a huggie in over a week
>>572803963He knew his habits and knew which tile he'd think was safest so he waited on it. It seems impressive but it's a Master 1 move at best.
FUUUUUUUCK
>>572808179true, there's probably situations where having good tile efficiency is a curse because you get to tenpai the same time as others and are forced to push
>>572808621>got washizu>spends his day chasing akagipretty accurate
>>572808714I feel ya, got Washizu and 2 spooks. Will redeem Akagi and the tileback and skip the next limited slut
>>572808527you have to do all of the chores
Okay, we won't talk about how much money I just spent for all of that. At least the costumes are really cool.
>>572808880Wait, there's a tablecloth and tileback...?
>spooks...
>have to restrain myself from swapping vape for cigs after experiencing Akagi's aura>there's now a trending chainsmoker catgirl anime as well
>>572810418You people still watch new anime and not rewatching old animes for the nth time?
>>572810418The unfortunate truth is that smoking is and always will be drastically cooler than vaping. Doubly so if it's Akagi doing it.
>>572810418Cigs make fictional people look cool.For real people, like (You), all they do is make your breath stinky, your lungs weak and you will also annoy people by smoking in public.Vaping is equally for faggots. Take care of your health, anon!
telly doko
>>572809526thank you for funding 3 more years of server tiem
I stopped caring about league when my team didn't qualify for knockouts. Is it still going on?
>>572810418Yani neko is to smoking what Trainspotting is to heroin Also fuck vaping, hard. Stop sucking on the electric robot jew dick
>le cigarettes are my.... LE PERSONALITY!!!
>>572810598I haven't watched a single ongoing anime this year, it's just that it's forcing itself into my twatter feed (before you ask, I only use it to look up asian nsfw artists)
>>572810418cigs are unironically healthier than vapes
>>572810418i moved to pipe smoking
bravo auskeks
>>572809526the chink outfits are meh but I like the edgy Washizu one with literally death at his command
>>572810990Do you also wear a top hat with gears on it and check your pocket watch constantly while leaning on your cane?
T-there's nothing wrong with having a pocket watch.
>>572811258there's an anon wearing a monocle, so pocket watch is perfectly fine
>>572811069Yeah, the Washizu one is cool as hell. The emperor of Japan at his strongest
>>572811258when i still had a job i wanted to buy one along with a wool overcoat
>>572791550Qaavi
>>572810418>league causes anon to start smoking again
>>572810884Stop spreading misinformation
>>572810418>actually watching slop about an ugly bitch living like a pig because she is le animu catgirl
>>572812014its true. theyre both cancer but vapes are more cancer.
>>572812152>*breathes in*
>>572812152Where's your whimsy?
>next season began already>I still haven't watched past episode 8 of anything I picked up last season
>>572811465Go out there find find a job!
the competition is so fucking close this year holy shit
>>572812406but im in vocational training rn
>>572812615does your voice pass yet, sis?hayasakaai-7.png
>>572808257Kokushi IS the coolest yaku(man). Anyone can luckshit into getting some dragon pairs for a daisangen or hold back from calling the toitoi and turn it into suuankou, but kokushi? Fucking high-maintenance, not giving up on your shitty 9 terminals haipai, it defies the fundamental rules of mahjong - it wants harmony for a hand made of pure chaos.Dare I say, it is the iconic yakuman. No other hand is as satisfying as putting together and winning with it.
>>572812748total tranny death
>>572812781Kokushi is the shittiest yakuman precisely because you're barely even playing the game. You make one decision at the start (chase kokushi) and from there on you're playing almost totally on autopilot. It's also the ugliest yakuman.
>>572812154As a vaper I felt more healthy vaping.
Hikikomori In Singapore: What Happens When Teens Shut Out The World? | Shutdown - Part 1/3
>>572813457if I lived in an urban hellhole like singapore I would also want to kill myself
>>572813113xeniabros...
>>572813457I don't need a fucking video for this
>>572813095Chasing kokushi is like being a boomer playing bingo. There's no hand-building, no call judgement, no thought. The only thing you might use some brainpower for is to keep track of whether four copies of a tile you need have been discarded and whether you should fold when someone inevitably reaches tenpai before you do. It is the ultimate and final admission that you are bad at mahjong and would rather play solitaire on autopilot than make use of the thing between your ears.
it's a good anime sir
>>572813457They become OC slaves for their league teams.
>>572813756sometimes the game just smites you. It is what it is.
>>572814273>le being addicted to a stinky mix of poison that makes me a nuisance to everyone around me is my personalityalso, not mahjong, kill yourself
Chainsmoking cat is LITERALLY me
>>572814441that's literally a catgirl
>>572814273sex with boomerhime
>>572814273Glad this dogshit came out after league and not before. You just know some idiot would try to force a team based on this astroturfed FOTM slop.
>>572814273This but red hag
>>572814695>team 15
>>572814441
5 and I will try to play a video game tomorrow instead of just laying in bed and waiting for monday to go back to work
>>572815064rolling for this too, motivation has been at an all time low lately
>>572815004Ichihime would never (unless she was tricked)
Any number except 0 and I play a VN that will fill me with whimsy and happiness
>>572815223anon...
>>572814695trvke
>>572815509flet propaganda, FAKE and not canon
>>572813095>>572814051You speak as one who still clings to the battlefield of melds and shapes. Me, I smile faintly, eyes gazing into the abyss between the 1's and 9's.Kokushi is not autopilot. It is the path of a lone king.While everyone else at the table is busy herding triples or building little dragon fortresses, the kokushi player awakens something more primal - a collector of lone souls. Every discard is a prayer to fate. Every tile you hold onto is a vow. You are not playing on rails, you are dancing on a blade's edge, observing the battlefield, reading a flow with a clarity that digikeks will never know. One misplaced safe tile, one tile that dies, and your kingdom collapses. And yet, one perfectly timed honor fold and you transcend.It demands more, not less. You must feel the board's pulse. You must know when the heavens will deliver that one, final orphans...or when the gods have abandoned you. This is not bingo. This is sacrifice.And ugliest? It is the most beautiful precisely because it is raw, and unadorned. Those singular orphans, standing alone in a void, refusing to form a shape like the common yaku. Elegant. Solitary. Peerless. Just like its name - Kokushi Musou.So tell me again...who is truly afraid to use the thing between their ears?
>flet is non canonyou mean the sex scenes weren't real?
>>572815636Only the ones with me in them are real
Uncle Frank needs YOU (to be a shill)
>>572815885>streamingpass
>>572816041Surely it works if you stream just for a small collective of friends, as long you meet the time quota. The videos getting that many views might be the hardest part.
>>572815004holy shit its ichihime
>>572816127maybe but setting it all up for 1 lucky token and 1 avatar frame? not for me. i'd do it if I had a channel that could get 10 001 views though
They kicked me out in the streets because of excessive gambling, but at least they let me keep this cool chair.
>translated koito doujin
>>572815885What if I stream Mahjong Soul but I tag Riichi City as the game
>>572816473
>>572816458Damn, didn't know washizu was paying for ads
>>572816531They made a requirement that it has to be RC and you should be playing not afking in the menu and I doubt there will be that many takers so I guess it will be checked manually
>>572816683How will they check? I need to tag their staff on D*scord when I start a stream? That sounds retarded
>>572815004
>>572816795If you applied for the rewards they skim through the video in 10 seconds to see it's indeed someone playing RC before handing them out I guess
How does Frank even keep the lights on? Ranked is deserted and nobody plays friendlies but somehow he just keeps cranking out content so clearly it's making some profit.
>>572817032his crossdressing patreon
>>572817032His crossdressing videos give him enough revenue to keep the game up.
>>572815885unironically was thinking of starting streaming, might as wellthough I can only do the first cheevo because I'm not a nolifer
Is Henpri actually good
>>572817032ranked isn't deserted
>>572816928What if you don't save the stream?
>>572817032dessert?
>>572817404Then there's no proof you did it? What do you expect
>>572817537>Heh... you retard.
>>572816458
>>572817749
>>572817749Nice outdoras oc
>>572817749help him
>>572817139what compelled him to do this
>>572815004ronnya
>>572817842groomed by discord unironically
>>572817842unironically because people in IRC told him to, he said so himself in an interviewlil frankie got groomed by usikishimamidari-4.png
>>572817943kys furfag
>>572817943love yourself furgod
>>572815885>if you get 10k views on a video we'll give you like $10 worth of stuffthanks frank
>>572817973You mean 'cord
>>5728181261p
>>5728181268p ryankan with itsuu try
>>5728181268p, keep ittsu alive
>>572817943Not furry enoughNot chubby enough
>>572818126go back one turn and keep 9s, sanshoko will be drawn
>>5728181267m
>>5728181267mronhonitsu iipeikou ittsu pinfuhaneman
>>572818218>>572818246>>572818265>>572818274>>572818328>>572818346>>572818438
>>572818471I am uncomfortable with how often I get the same answer as Matsumoto
>>5728181264p, obvious chiitoi
>>572818471and they said honitsu is a shitter's yakuthey were right
>>572818471>the two worst players chose 7mum honitsushits?
>>572818617You're deranking from M1
>>572817139ZAMN! lil frankie?!
i got a rinshan in ranked
>>572818617time to find your shiratori gf
>>572813457why does /mjg/ suddenly cares about my nation?was it because i watched it from my homepage first?
>>572819421
>>572819743you're brown!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1MAmpAY3JQ
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/146761343
Wait, people don't like Yani Neko? It's the best anti-smoking ad I've read
>>572819743>shartia is a seaniggerWho could've guessed
This one's easy
Why does tenhou force chiitoi iishanten on me 10 times as often as mjs?
>>5728201348m
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4epX9ar-nPs
>>572820128we already knew that though?
>>572820134go back two turns and keep the dragons, daisangen will be drawn and kodomo will deal into it
>>572820139because chiitoi is seen disproportionately often in tenhou
>>572820128i prefer the term seamonkey
>>572820128as I said last time, 2 of the blobniggers are confirmed SEAshitters
>>572820609there's no need to insult brazilians like that
>>572819061M3 actually
/mjg/ map 4.0 dokoi wanna see the staggering rise in burger zoomshits that is turning this general into just another 4tranny shithole
i lost 1st because i cut the ominous feeling tile for a better wait and dealt in, digikeks be damned
>>572820134SIX SEVEN p
>>572820828make it yourself
Isn't it weird that the last person updating the /mjg/ map dropped it after receiving new locations and immediately got on a boat?
Congratulations Tina Christensen new EMA president !
>>572821046look outside your window
>>572821074is she riichi positive?
>>572820220>>572820437>>572820901Imagine being the only one not seeing the overlapping shape, that would be awkward
>>572821046is he coming to visit me?
>>572821074Can this one count fu?
>>572821149DO NOT DO THAT WORST MISTAKE I EVER MADE
>>572821149I don't think I will
>>572821074>Tinaheeeyyyyyy cuties!
>>572821161>>572821217>About meI have played mahjong since 1998, riichi mahjong since 2001 and MCR since 2004. I setup the foundations of EMA together with Uwe Martens, the first EMA President and organised the first General Assembly in 2005 and have been a Presidium member since then, and have a lot of international contacts. Board member since the establishment in 2000Chairperson since 2008 European Mahjong AssociationPresidium member since the establishment President 2011-2017Vice President, 2007-2011, 2017-2019, 2023-present World Mahjong OrganizationDeputy Secretary-General of WMO, since 2009 Mahjong International LeagueVice President, Executive Council member and representative for Europe Zone since the establishment in 2015
>>572821440
>>572821440>I have played mahjong since 1998, riichi mahjong since 2001 and MCR since 2004.What did she play before 2001? Can't be jewjong, if she's european.
>>572821440>EMA ran by nordcucks>the most soulless shit in existence
>>572821593Better than a shitalian unable to follow tourney rules
>>572821560Mahjong solitaire.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmg_1H-AezE
>3 hanchans away from saint>the palpitations have already startedwhat do
>>572821525Wtf Pagatultimo looks Like that?
>>572821560Probably Hong Kong or Taiwan.
>>572821671you better show some respect to the supreme leader of the allied forced kid
>>572821776Go for it and accept what happens. If you don't make it, you weren't ready this time.
>>572821776GOLD OLDROOM
>>572821671Ban-people-for-shamisen Cuckiyama can do le ebin atomikku reach but cool old Benito Mahjongini can't wear sunglasses to a tourney. Yeah, fuck that.
>>572821776Don't worry, I'm cheering for you. You can do it!
>>572821776DEAL INGET FOURTHRANK DOWNGO BALD
>>572821776The truth is there is no magical cure for high pressure situations. No matter how good you get, you will always find yourself stressing when you get there. The only thing you can fall back on is experience.
>>572821776telly doko
>>572821951shamisen rules are retarded, nips are retarded, ema is retarded, wrc is retarded/mjg/ is the only soulful mahjong pro organization
>>572821525>DanmarkShe can't even spell her own country's name correctly.
>>572822948Do you feel stress during the match or only before it?
>>572822993That's the name of the association though Maybe they gave it a funny mahjong related name
>>572817983kiss your snowleopard
>>572822982we can takeover the EMA
>>572821776I just checked and you're not in my friendlist
>>572823367What Mahjong term is related to "Dan?"
>>572823367>>572823429It's just the Danish word for Denmark.
>>572823429tenhou ranks
>>572823405I only add worthy people that are worthy
>>572822993It's correct though
>>572823429danna sama
>392.45https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvcP2ag5nz8
>>572823381so true bestie
Classic Steve move: throw away first place in South 4.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvXFNQVfI9E&t=2496s
RON des~lemeidoemote5.png
>>572823475Proof?
>>572791550Kaavi chan daisuki... DAISUKI!!!!*ejaculates in pants*
I'm tired of hearing about Steves and their endless list of blunders. Steve fatigue, if you will.
Stetigue
>>572821074Marcobros...
Steddit
Fatigooey
qeve
Yagooey
>>572824734source?
>>57282473410 years ago I would have agreed with you, but not in this current political climate.
>>572821776telly it to meatarashiako-1.png
>>572823918Unironic collusion, TO INVESTIGATE THIS!
I was a lazy bum an did not fold my washed clothes, so now everything is giga wrinkly, will people notice and shame me?
>>572825119no
>>572825119Toss it back in the dryer with a wet towel, it'll de-wrinkle so you can go to your mahjong club without getting shamed in a mahjong sense.
>>572825119If you wear it for a bit it'll unwrinkle itself. At least my Uniqlo clothes do.
>1.5 hanchans awaymy face is flushed>>572822112thank you yuzu>>572821912>>572822948lately i've been more equanimous towards ranked by cultivating a sense of patience towards my resultsbut i don't always have the strength to walk away from ranked after going negative, which easily leads to tilt queuing>>572823405but i have over a hundred friends?
Don't you guys iron your clothes?
>>572807550>Chriswhat did they mean by this
>>572825407>but i don't always have the strength to walk away from ranked after going negative, which easily leads to tilt queuingYou can make a tenhou account and tilt queue there without putting your mjs rank at risk.
>>572825521Play the critically acclaimed indie game Deltarune
>>572797449Are you retarded? They've literally been doubling down with being stingy jews since 2020.The only thing they've done is give you the illusion that they are geneous with shit like selection banners and selection outfits because those things actually drive up sales and some very minor QoL stuff.All the "generosity" we are getting is something they took away from us and was repurposed as some gimmick in order to drive up engagement in order to indirectly boost sales. They can't even be bothered to ban cheaters they know 100% are cheating, if they are spending money.
>>572825521chris teve
>>572810598Anime intellectual here.I'm never going to watch chainslopper catgirl, instead I'm watching old anime cunny series for the first time because I recently developed a taste for lolis.
>>572826282So true Atorusister so true!
Hey anon, I'd really appreciate your presence at this Battle of Clairvoyance table! Come, let's accomplish a few of those missions.Majsoul Friends Room 23128(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=23128Brains nashi.Room theme: https://youtu.be/4Df3JzEbTU0
>>5728265703/4!
>>572826570Still 3/4, please, please join.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM4SldmrWzI
if its started while i log in i will rape someone
>Hercules became a great hero after fucking some dude's 50 daughtersWhat in the mahjong?
>>572827860
>>572827862Now that's a yaku I can get behind if you 'no 'm sayin' ahaha
>>572826570Started!
I'd like to see an anime about an autist (untrooned) being hired by the CIA (unjewed;good) in India to pilot a shinkansen and reduce the indian population as much as possible in unsuspecting ways (train).
>>572828354>shinkansen>in India lol
>le nth racist remark against indians!please fuck off, this isn't reddit
>>572826570I-I didn't realize it went to south... Sorry, anons...
>>572829086There's no racist remark in that post?
>>572828354Wasn't there a comedy/horror movie with an autonomous car that chased teenagers in all sort of random location? Can just expand on that.
>>572829086this isnt your designated shitting street, you'll have to go elsewhere
>>572829403Please fuck off from this thread and never return.
imagine starting with a hand like this and still not winningimagine losing by 1000 oiubtsfucking nigger shit game
>>572829620no you
>>572829632>oiubtsAnon? Your blood pressure?!
anime about this
>>572829632Skill issue
>>572826570GG, let us never play this game mode ever again!
>>572826570gg
>>572826570gg, I have no idea if shuffling my tiles around does anything for the others POV
>>572830382No, it doesn't.
>>572829632shouldve skipped the first pon, rule #1 of yakumen
>>572830448well that's a lot of headache and time wasted
>>572830074rape the black haired one while blonide is watching
>>572829632It's only 2shanten with relatively low acceptance. If anyone has the other half of those honor pairs or it's deadwalled that's a miserable hand to win.You can be pinfu 1shanten haipai and still go noten. And this hand isn't necessarily fast.
!!!!!crow was right, you keep growing stronger in spite of your demotions>>572825529i haven't played on my 6 dan account for a while, because i realized i wasn't taking it as seriously as majsoul emotionally, and thus made a lot of bad pushes by habiti can't even analyze my tenhou games for free on bigcoach anymore, so MAKA is my only option now
>>572830573I feel like that's just that entire gamemode...
>>572830670
>>572830670>sanma
>>572830670GET HIM DETECTIVES
>>572830670>suckma saintCongratulations on getting it back
The sanma saints beat the living shit out of mjg in tournaments btw
Sorry but we sanmachads are interested in creating the biggest hand possible ASAP rather than avoiding the riichi nomi
>>572831267aru-3.png
>>572831267In what tourneys? What was the gimmick?
>>572830670You aren't the anon I thought nor the game mode I thoughtI take back all my words of encouragementCongrats though
>>572830670>>>>>>>>>>>sanmaCongrats though.
>>572830029
I stopped at m2 sanma. I don't want people to think I am good at this game mode.
>>572830670Wow, it's fucking nothing
>>572830670>anon was talking about the hanchans needed to get to saint>encourage him>it was fucking sanma all alongI feel cheated, not gonna lie.
yonma is shit btw
ryanma is the way
ryanma balls
>>572831558>>572832176>he doesn't keep track of everyone from mjg and their ranksonly have yourself to blame
>think about blowing my congratulations inside a yonma qt>it flows into an ugly sanma bastard instead
Which is faster, Battle of Darkness or Clairvoyance? I just want to mindlessly grind out a few games to finish the event.
It's too hot.
>>572833192obviously uninstalling the client or clearing the cache
>>572833192sanma tonpuu because adept retards take forever to discard in the event mode.
>>572831449
doko
>>572833192Clairvoyance because nobody looks at the tiles anyway, and even if both have slow fucks discarding, at least you won't have the extra lag on lock/reveal tiles from each player
>>572833491Oh my god, do all players literally get a prompt on every single discard? I've never touched that mode and it sounds awful
>>572833491wrong because you just play to bust in e1 by locking everything
Sanma saint is like yonma kekspert for japs
>>572833736Why would I waste copper like that? I'd rather just go play ranked.
>>572833192sanma ranked silver room
>>572833259Youmu doesn't have wolf ears
>>572833736You're supposed to play normally and let the adepts bust by e1 by locking everything.
>>572833995? Obviously she does.
Mahjong Soul Game Log:https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?paipu=jojrlp-upx6z803-06bc-6ae8-h8ej-ifpshtomunmq_a878421050_2What a dogshit game mode>try my damnedest to lose by East 1>won the game by east 1 instead
>>572836000newcute you need to turn off names before sharing your logs
>>572836225I'm pretty sure I clicked that box
>>572836292let's see who is this retard to post his log
>>572836000hahiposter... is a retard?
>>572836000Why didn't Mamiya just do this in the manga?
>>572836581Always has been
>>572836581arutard even
>>572836781~Aria~tard, even.
>namesNo Jane huggies for you, Aru.
Hoe...
it's drifter book bro..
I prefer Jane fuggies!
>>572837979Kansai flow book doko
don't google huggies
>>572838138you're going to need them once i'm done with you
>>572838431Is this you? >>572838176
>>572838176This but Jane
>>572838431Cunny 12-years-old drinking my sperm!
>gnomes
>>572839543yuzu-8.png
>>572839774that's a goblin
Some of you are going to have to be euthanised.
>>572835413Wouldn't it make more sense for the opaque tile to always be flipped up?I remember akagi used that to cheat and it never made sense to me why it was allowed
HEMOGOBLIN MENTIONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Skibidi Rizz won a race in OhioUma is getting double first today
>12 layers of pampers con churros
>>572836225>>572836000Who cares, you can figure out anyone that shares anon logs very easily, they aren't really anon logs even if you cope about it.
>>572840097more like homogoblin
>>572840097forced newshit meme or team oc?
am i really about to spend 80 USD on akagi and washizu's 4 outfitsi don't even main them
>>572840583how new?
>>572840583>newshit asking if something is newshitironic...
>pinfu poompers
>>572840583Stupid fucking newfag
>>572840650apparently less than a year
>>572840634Here anon, I'll save you.Evens: only the akagi animated outfitOdds: only the washizu animated outfit0: do not buy an outfit
>>572840650>>572840664>>572840691forced meme it is
i have league tourist fatigue
>>572840916You don't really know anything about forced memes
>>572840634I spent like 300 USD today to roll the chars + the outfits. As long as you say worth afterwards, it's worth.Worth
Panda has a stupid face.
>>572840916entire mjs emote cringefest is a forced meme, i don't see you chimping over this little fact
Ruri.Rocks.S01E01.1080p.BluRay.Opus.2.0.x265-YURASUKAcynthia-7.png
Momo-chaaan~
>>572841048Hoe... Hoe... Isn't a forced meme... She hoes... from the heart...
>>572841210
>>572841125
>>572841000I really hate that they can't adapt to new in-jokes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz-jyS14WVI
>>572841000>>572841553FUck you.
I love men
They call me Mr. Nobody.
>>572842152Who is this jyanshi??
>noooooo the thread has to stay exactly the same way when I left a year agoThis isn't your home anymore, fuck off
>>572842282As for me, I hate cowboys
A House of Dynamite
guys what if we played mahjong
>>572842781warthunder got new update
>>572842781kill all the SEAnthia blogposters first
The House That Jack Built
what the hell is wart hunder
>>572842781league games start soon
>>572843045achually it's called warth under
>>572842981when will trier stop fucking around and make some more kino for my entertainment
>>572842981What?Anon that's a bizarre reaction to have to that film.
>>572843172it's scary when he kills the women and children
>>572840813Good choice, anon
>>572830670>gold sanmacongrats, you are now the gold saint of sanma, shartbuddy
koi no sugma lover
>>572843552oh no no no the Gold Sanma Saint!
suckymademegay kys
>>572843762What is the connection between mahjong and sex?
>>572843865humans
ConnorCrazyMadeMe12Wafel
>>572843865the fact that mahjong players don't have it
>multiple names
>getting both jade sanma saint and gold sanma saintthat actually takes more skill
They call me the Bronze Adept
>>572843552>>572844079>27 (sanma) hanchans on June 30What the fuck, TO investigate this.
>>572843552>he actually did it in gold
>>572844226thats like 3 hours max
>>572844226There are IRCfags who play more yonma hanchans than that in a day.
>you can legally cheat in majsoul as long as you pay jadeincredible 3rd world feats
>>572844285>>572844347Sanma's not that fast. With only 3 people there's a lot more dealer repeats too, so that's about the length of 20 yonma games. TO kicked T**C**** who only played 15 hanchans a day so cheatbuddy must be botting.
>>572844348Didn't someone post a few threads back about a chink that just got demoted from master to gold after being caught, then went back to botting like nothing happened?
Of course you're free to goGo and tell the world my storyTell about my brother, tell them about meTheCount of /mjg/
>>572844717Anon the sanmakek refers to sealclubbing in Jade as cheating because for /mjg/ sealclubbing is only bad if you do it in Gold
>imagus has been disabled because it is no longer supportedAIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>sanma takes longer than yonma because of dealer repeatsTHEN WHY WOULD ANYONE PLAY SANMA?
Bass bass kick kick bass kick kickBass bass kick kick bass kick kickBass bass kick kick bass kick kickBass bass kick kickLet the bass kick
>>572845021because it's harder and more challenging
>>572845021Massive this
>>572845021it doesn't
>>572845021Just play darkness and conceal all your discards, reveal any tile possible, and always lock to burn all your points and hope someone kills you with a tsumo?
>>572845021That's what I've been saying since the Basic Sanma tournies. 8 minimum games is too much! Drop it down to 6! No one has time for that shit.
botbuddy
>>572844927Is it really sealclubbing if you're up against 3 other saints?
>>572845130
so fragile lmaoKWAB
buttbuddy
>people dropping washizu emotes on the famous momo's profile after getting him because of that shitty nu-mjg meme
Go make /3pmjg/ on /vm/
>>572845484If you don't like our memes then why are you here? You can go back to Discord if that's more your speed.
>>572844717The famous cheater hasn't even been demoted, he's still saint 3 in amae.
iplapmyplapbuddy
>>572845618amae only tracks player profiles after they play a game.
>>572845618that's because he got perma banned and delisted from rankings
>>572845708>>572845726>made up headcanonlol
Who can we even get to investigate his logs? Who watches the sanma watcher?
>>572845790go take a look at EN top 100 and you won't find him there, even though he should be at his rank
>>572845790>clueless newshit trying to fit in lmao
This newcutie is really starting to wear out his welcome
>>572845592lookout guys, wannabe janny is here to tell us what we're allowed to post in the thread
>>572845592Washizu meme is dogshit, get over it. It's helper cat 2.0
why is everyone so mean to each other today?
>>572844347They're IRCfags, a protected race. No investigation necessary.
>>572846094It's Friday and everyone is tired after a week's worth of work, r-right? /mjg/ isn't a rudeposter general, r-right?
>>572846094We all got fooled into congratulating someone for playing sanma
The term is "newfag". "Newshit" is a newfag term.ninomiyahana-12.png
>If you don't cheat you lose on ERP sesh with >names
>>572846338even worse, gold sanma
>>572841000I just hate jeet noises.
>>572846442>le...shibukekker rabuhotel enjoyer!
>>572846390You got a source for that claim?
>>572846390Newshit is more hurtful and mean, so a lot of people here prefer to use it for that reason alone.
>>572846442fuck off I'm not into your faggotry
>>5728463904chuds paradoxically hate not being called slurs
>>572846608>a lot of peopleStop astroturfing, kakek. We know who you are.
>>572846608How is "shit" more offensive than "faggot" on /mjg/?
>>572846390I prefer newfriend
>>572846764He's just indian
>>572846864>unfriendly riichifiltered
>>572845090For me, it'shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xniQz5mMdKI
There are some clear cheaters in the EN top 100 ranking just really demotivational to see
>>572846764One's been used for well over a decade and is just part of fitting in. The other is newspeak. Hated for the same reason as zoomerslang I would guess. Not that anon or any anon but I believe this is the point being made. I'm happy to elaborate on anything more.
theres not much to it, if you think the thread feels a little low quality its just lil RCtroon is feeling opressed again and decided to have a lil shittty instead of ending its lil RCtrooning life
>super high dama rate of 17.38%>plays two dozen games a day>random melties for no reason>on the same team as, and even drafted TheCheatKman's alt?
>>572846764You get used to being called a faggot the same way you won't get mad if someone calls you nigger; they are just buzzwords. Newshit is unexpected.
How do I learn to be as strong as TanyaoCat? He's playing 52 games a day of perfect mahjong.https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/124951575/11
>old good >new bad
>>572847124I guess I should start calling you a good boy then since clearly no one called you that your entire life.
>>572847241You already know how.
>>572846980https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8HRTlkGD4Q
>>572847320wrong, my groomer captain for last year called me good boy many time live on stream and in the 'cord
>>572847095Someone not me should make a pin board with all known cheaters any previous connections people who drafted them and their connections. Someone connect the dots and end this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FspwOKfGPYThis animal is cooler than Yuzu's red pandas!
>>572846748I don't use it nor do I promote the use of it, I just assume since it's posted often that therefore it's a lot of people using it.Surely one single person wouldn't force a term on our high trust general...>>572846764Well... faggot is kind of endearing and easy to brush off nowadays due to being an overplayed slur, newshit implies a certain lack of quality and/or skill which is harder to brush off which feels like it comes from a meaner more resentful place.
>>572847562that's just a weird otter
K-man really did a number on this general huh? Not a day goes by without some botter witchhunt
>>572847562bober?
newfag fatigue is all time high
>>572847662Only during league so you know it's league tourists shitting up the thread like usual
>>572847662blame the "detective" for the current state of the board, who could've handled it in private with TO, not kman
!!!ATTENTION!!!PSA: Stop using white MJS characters to express brown-adjuacent opinions.You aren't white, your opinions are either brown or jewish, therefore use the correlated characters to your opinions and stop appropriating white/japanese culture.Here's a conveniently put together list of which characters you can use to post based on your ethinic group:Kikes:>Fu Ji, Ju, Washizu, GilgameshJeets:>Sara, MidariWatermelon Felons:>Musa, Hanner, Wanjirou, Ichihime, GyaruChinkinkotiaos:>Mario, Luigi, Panda, Birds, chinkin malesLatinX:>Kuro, Archer, Joseph, A37, Zucchini ZanSEAniggers:>Shartia, BAggotsFr*nch:>YuzuEveryone else belongs to the white/japanese race coalition.That's all, and don't even think about falseflagging, white/japanese users can see your country's flag and can also simply tell by reading your posts. And a reminder to j*ngers that they have to keep wearing their star.That's all, thanks for your attention.
fag are so overused it became a normal word that isn't a slur but rather a distinction about a troon.Therefore, newshits is the new term given to these sweet summer tourist plaguing 4chan in this season. Alternatively, you can call them /jong/, /doko/ or /bag/got. Some niche derogatory terms are rarely used because before they would post, they always have telling signs where they belong to a very specific group. Example are RC shill or Riichi Shitty. In most extreme cases, someone can just go to your home and beat you up because you met with this anon on a meetup some few years ago and for some reaso you leaked your whole life instead of talking/playing mahjong.
>>572847662not even the real cheater pionner
>>572847803hanner is the whitest jyanshi
>>572847803not even the right french character
>>572847803Yuzu mentioned
>>572847562>nice to see you again, its binturong
>>572847945>>572847869hehe illyachan unyuuu tiem!
TO here.From now on you are only allowed to play TWO ranked hanchans and TWO friendlies or meme game modes a day. Anyone who plays more than that is obviously a botting cheater who is immediately banned from all future tournies.
>>572847863>SummerIt has been September for the past three decades though
>>572847803>Doesn't have designated characterWell fuck you too. This is the most American character besides Joseph so fuck your opinion. I'll just shoot it because that is the American way.
>tumblr lite general
>>572848286This is not a real character
>>572848464dont like it?fuck off back to one of the thousands of 4tranny shithole boards and generals out there worthless newshit
I am not crazy! I know he botted those hanchans. I knew it was 27. One after Steve's age. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the Akagi Discord to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That Nya2k! Are you telling me that a soulful team just happens to win like that? No! He orchestrated it! Buddy! He banned someone for forcing kokushi! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own team! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since the BA collab, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the Bigcoach Discord! But not our Buddy! Couldn’t be precious Buddy! Robbing them blind! And HE gets to be a saint? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you have to stop him! You-
>>572848569I hate to tell you this, but gintamaman 2 is a real character
How come lowercase posters are consistently the worst people in this general
>>572849192russian
>>57284874127 sanma hanchan? I could do that in a day no problem (probably have). 27 yonma hanchan? I'd probably want to die at the end.
>>572849192Laziness/low iq/refusal to conform to the norms.If a poster can't even capitalise his letters, how can you trust him to do anything right?
>>572847090>Not that anon or any anonbut you're anonymous?
Majsoul Friends Room 84665(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=84665Semis warmupTryhard ari
>>572849720started!
>>572847803Looks like this newshit is a lil buckbroken ikishimamidari-0.png
>>572849313That guy is still around?
>>572850027the nationality, not the person
Kek, mamijong is such a retarded mode, I just hid all my tiles and some guy got a tanyao worth a yakuman.Too slow to get my rewards though
>>572850086No, I mean the other one.
[ARIA The NATURAL] Say "Aa~"cynthia-7.png
I think I would mind the rampant shitposting a little less if they were having fun with it but it's clearly some bitter-before-his-time newshit doing it
>>572850391>bitter-before-his-time newshit So how many years do you have to post on /mjg/ before you have permission to be a horrible person?
SAN SAN ZERO ONESAN SAN ZERO ONESAN SAN ZERO ONEZERO ONEZERO ONE
Stop engaging with retards and just let them yell into the void instead of clucking like hens.
HE PLAYED 15 FRIENDLIES YESTERDAYTOOOOOOOOOOO???????????????
What if we just played street dice instead of mahjong friendlies?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fi9otS87g_M
>>572850616About tree fiddy.
>>572850889>Street crapsI'm in
>>572850889I'll be the famous ashy larry
>>572850889takes me back to my highschool daysfuck, maybe thats when the gambling all started
i'm glad we all just have a mahjong addiction instead of an actual gambling addiction
>>572851161Go upstairs and put on some lotion!
>>572851379anon...
>>572851161yostar intern better get us the chappelle show collab before frank gets it
>amerimutt goysloppin interests
>>572851878So true, xister. I hope we also get a Holocaust memorial event soon, antisemitism is rising to concerning levels.
>>572851878>frank puts dave chapelle in a microbikiniichihime-966.png
>>572850761NAME and SHAMEbecause he wasnt playing them with me??
>>572852709Will you please do yourself and all of us a favor and take a flying leap off a bridge?
>>572851379I'm not rich enough to afford a gambling addiction
>>572853345That didn't stop Kaiji
>>572853117The bitch is mad that his favourite television slop got mocked, lmao.
>>572853416Some people just wasn't born with a strong sense of self preservation. Fortunately I am.
>>572849720GGs
>>572849720terrible games, fucking hogslop garbage
>>572849720GGs!I'm sorry Sakibro, you were too sovlful...
>>5728497200/0/0/9ijime ari...GG!
>/mjg/ is being meanShow me your nice face!
>>572853824ThisThe best way to stay alive is to remain a nobody with zero fame but enough friends to have a social safety net when needed
they weren't good games, stop lying, I hope you all die in league
>>572854014cheeeeeeeee
Post the log to me and I will tell you objectively if it was a good game or not.
>>572854014Hmmhmhm I'm trying
>>572854096hibikeeping it real and dealing into tsuiisous
>>572854014
>>572854470>>572854271>>572854140Huggies for all of the niceposters in this thread, especially you three!
>JAVfu is shaved her bush again
Today I'm going to watch league and actively cheer and pray for anon's demise instead of hoping he gets 1st.
>huggies without consentI feel violated.
>>572855138but im playing today...
>>572855561GET 4THGET 4THGET 4THGET 4TH-300GET RONNEDDEAL INTO TRIPLE YAKUMAN
>>572855825The yakuman deal in I saw a few days ago was a proper and ruthless fucking. It was very entertaining and I am glad I watched it live.
wait wrong soundpost
>had a dream where IRC didn't protect my IP and I logged in and I got doxxed
>>572856627********bros...
>>572856627You're at localhost
Women who are forced to interact with me due to their service jobs become visibly uncomfortable
i cares newshit
I askes I cares
>randomly browsing twitter>see this usernamekaguyahime-10.png
Umafag team, did you add emotes to the drive? I want to save them and last time i checked they weren't there...
Didn't ask xittertroon
>>572857384I'll upload them after the games, they were added to the booru a few weeks ago
oooooooo what a pon you little bitch come play in league
Anon who signed up for Table A cant see your name on repo so not sure if its actually a new streamer or a bug on the site? If you don't post your stream in the next 5 minutes I'll make a stream.
>>572857620It just means he's not verified. It should show up once the stream is live, I believe.
The Great Adversary...Assets: https://www.mediafire.com/file/rtt88fjr6qd4qln/DaughterOfMara.zip/filePrevious reveals:Yamitengu>>571079610>>571079414Steben Kei>>571278156>>571277883Sarasvati>>571375590Bhikkhini>>571415035Namahage>>571728184Ponchisattva:>>572626140
Stream?
Table Bhttps://www.twitch.tv/nyaggazakaponcat
>>572857783They don't look Buddhist-like
>>572857780...but it's high time to be streaming by now, yeah.
>>572857253How come he didn't join league this year?
>>572857951Naga concept is too juicy to not use somewhere, I think
/mjg/ League 7 - Semi-Finals - EU2 Table ATemple of Noten 274Pinfu Phalanx 249Tenpai Prison 141.15Friendlies Fight Club -2.45https://www.twitch.tv/mjg_raidshadowlegends
this intro is so cool
>>572857783Hag as Milarepa doko?
I cut my leg and it's healing but the scab itches so much I want to scratch it but I know I can't
>>572858213It was a Warcraft team all along?
GO PINFU PHALANX, DESTROY THOSE NIGGERS
>>572858419U wot? Milarape doko?
>>572858419What if I told you Yamitengu was that?That wasn't really the idea behind the character but it kinda fits.
>>572858491Yosh, yosh, Koromo. Stay strong for the sake of healing!cynthia-6k.png
>double jeet commentary
TO here.Pinfu Phalanx is getting a -1000 point uma penalty for being late. That puts them at −751.
TURN OFF INDEXES YOU FAGGOTS
this intro is too long
Turn on double indexes.
>>572858562A mass murderer who became a buddha (he killed via curses though, he's no Angulimala)
>>572858791Table B? Table A's commentator still hasn't spoken yet
Oh fuck it's both of the tables. I'm going to sleep
>almost joined the mumble to commentate
After rewatching Akagi, they really toned down Washizu in Mahjong Soul, he's not as entertaining.
>>572859757He's just boring in general, though.
Get off the commentary you stinky jeet.You are ruining the stream with fucking road noises every time you open the mic.
I HATE MY FUCKING TEAMMATES
heh rucky
>indian commentatorkek unironically saying sir
I HATE FUCKING MY TEAMMATES
>>572860328
My preferred iishanten? Headless.
>>572860552you dropped this, king
>strong jeeted accent saying something unintelligible every once in a while>car falling off a cliff as he says that
>>572811072Perchance.
Just because it works out doesn't me it was the "right" move.
>>572860684>strong jeeted accent saying something unintelligible every once in a while>strong scottish accent saying something unintelligible every once in a while
>>572860848survival of the fittest rules
>>572860684newshits really need to learn to lurk more instead of thinking they can just come in and commentate without bringing anything to the tableyou have to be at least well spoken, funny or good at mahjong
>>572861274I have a funny laugh where I sound like a retard does that count
which table is this indian at, seems like standard uninterpretable ESL at both to me
>>572861348we already have a guy who does that
>>572861415That's all I have
>>572861348that's perfect, make sure to commentate during burger hours
>>572861543you could keep chickens in your room to keep your listeners engaged
>3 han mangan
EXTRA FU
>>572861274>newshits really need to learn to lurk more instead of thinking they can just come in and commentate without bringing anything to the tablewhat happened to the anyone can commentate just hop on mumble lieI'm glad this is the last league
>>572843865Think of it like this.You are all furtive jyanshi seeking to court a mate.You do this by building the most beutiful hands to show off and if someone deals in its like an egg being fertilized.Tsumo is simply asserting dominance and inflicting sensual furstration on the the others to make them more ronnable.
>>572861946I had crickets in the walls but I think they all died
>>572862162that's the truth thoughyou're replying to the lie
>>572862162It's just a jeet izzat farming another jeetanyone can commentate, just hop on mumble
nana erotic
>>572861274He says as if the standards for /mjg/ commentary is any high with that retarded jeet on mumble.
>>572830074What makes women like this?
>>572862162Imagine you are watching the league finals and some newshit with the worst setup imaginable joins to share his worthless observations like "this red tile is dangerous" in monotone voice with unintelligible accent. No one likes it, no matter how nice they pretend to be.
>>572862162Anyone can just jump on the mumble, but you really ought to lurk for at least a year to get a feel for what commentary should be like if you want to be any good at it. Join some friendlies, join some tourneys, read some threads, watch some mahjong streams, get a feel for when we get hyped and why, get some idea of who the players you're watching are as jyanshi.Nobody's saying he should never ever commentate again, but the guy is obviously nervous and not having any fun because he doesn't know what he's doing.
>>572862609Nothing
we love south asians hereinshallah, behead all those who insult the prophet
>>572841125Personally, I think she'd make a very cute wife.
I hate Pacific Islanders
>>572841318did she die?
>>572863036Steve wouldn't say that.
>>572862627>>572862741>newfriend joins>see retards saying "hop on mumble, anyone, commentators welcome">wtf why did you join mumble you need to have 500 confirmed friendliesIt's you at fault not his, he had no idea he had to pass Frank's commentators exam to be able to sing up as a league commentator
>>572862627>>572862741true and honest posts. newcuties are always welcome but 4chan ethos apply as usual, it's best to lurk first and understand what you're getting into.
>>572863172he's never going to participate in anything again after this public display of humiliation
>he didn't do the commentator's exam before joininguh oh, TO is gonna freak
>>572845309The perfect Woman for RAPE.
I have over 500 confirmed friendliesI have taken part in over 10 sings up I have played in the past 6 leaguesI have VC ERPed in countless /mjg/ discordsHowever, commentating is too much even for me
>>572846720>heeeeeeey cuties~checks out
>>572863281good, I hated this faggot even before this
>>572859757You also have to remember that the VA is probably super old so he might not even be able to put in much energy. Kind of like how current year Norio Wakamoto is quiet compared to Norio Wakamoto from 2-3 retirements ago.
some commentators don't really mix and match well anyway
>>572863363If I wake up to reports of another unlicensed commentator during burger hours the finals are cancelled and instead of this being the last league you're getting 2 sanma leagues a year
>>572863659filing the report now
I've been browsing this thread for like 5 years now and I'm still afraid to join the commentary booth
>>572863619for me it's p*n*she cute
>>572863619what is the best /mjg/ commentators combo?
>>572847562Why does it do the odd thing with its arms?
I could literally mogcommentate anyone in here.I have a nice voice, my banter is unmatched, I have cats that meow.You faggots are so lucky I'd rather just play instead of stealing your jobs.
H1Bs are taking over our commentator jobs as well...
>>572863795same...every year I say I'm gonna do it but I always chicken out
>>572858236where's the tablecloth?
>>572863803https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM7WwQCmeZw
>>572864023>laughing monkeys
>>572863801I didn't mean any singular commentator but some pairs/trios don't work well if there's no bantz or they don't land, talking over each other, or otherwise a lot of awkward dead air
>>572864023forced and unfunny
>>572863956blame the nana
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>>572863823A commentator is only as good as his co-commentator is.Natural chemistry between two or more people is what makes a stream enjoyable or not.
>>572864120I blame the streamer cause other streamers can make it work
New commentators should review the commentator crash course before joining mumble: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzLkrbvfs_E
Put the dog in THE MICK!
>>572864247I'm a schizo, I could just talk to my tulpa and mog any duo as well.
>>572864078>>572864113fuck off newshits
>>572864421get baited nerd
>>572864247I'd mogco-commentate and we'd be the strongest power couple in /mjg/ history. (my voice is very deep and sexy and I'm very smart and funny)
>>572864421uuh uhh!ahh ahh!ohnononono put the dog in the mick
>he's back
yagooey
>>572858610>>572858491Why do scabs and blisters itch if you aren't supposed to aggravate them?Is my body stupid?
I found some old forum posts I made 20 years ago and I'm dying from embarrassment reading through them. I can't believe I was such a massive faggot.
No one commented on my commentating when I did it for the first time this league so I think I did a good job then, and I was commentating with my mjg crush too.
>>572864613>was
>>572864684sandcat22? I hated that faggot
>>572864684I hope you understand this is enough information to track down who you are, right?
>>572864684I'm literally emirichu
My name? Pinfu nomi.
>>572864613It was a different time. Different things were considered funny back then.That said, I'm glad the forums I used to post on no longer exist.
>>572865096Who the fuck is this?
>commentator trying his best to engage with the new commentator It's hilarious cause you can feel how hard he's trying to get him to talk.
>>572865303he always tries his hardest with new commentators and they all run off anywayfujitakana-8.png
>>572865516>>572865516>>572865516
>>572864927is it thoI co-casted with someone new this league and I have no idea who he was
does this game have h-scene
>>572865598theres only been around 4 new commentators this league
>>572857783KURO IS JOBBING NOTENKEKS DO SOMETHING
>>572867647wrong kuro
>>572863803I like the britbongs but they rarely commentate together
