Previous Thread: >>572771438>Guides, Resources and useful links:https://rentry.org/bagguides>/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends:https://rentry.org/holdingthebag>4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shortshttps://rentry.org/bacontent>>(JP) – JST>Banners:>6/24 After Maint – 7/8 10:59Kisaki (Swimsuit)Shun (Swimsuit)>6/24 After Maint – 28 days from the first login after MaintLimited Dash Recruitment:Wakamo (Limited), Hoshino (Swimsuit – Limited), Mika (Limited)>News:Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/670>Events:Clear Skies After the Storm – 6/24 After Maint – 7/8 10:59>Content:Total Assault: Gregorius (Indoor) – 7/1 11:00 – 7/8 3:59Limit Break Assault: Tiphareth (Indoor – w/Elastic Armor) – 6/25 11:00 – 7/29 3:592x Commissions/Scrimmage – 7/1 4:00 – 7/8 3:592x Account EXP – 7/4 4:00 – 7/6 3:592x Lesson – 7/8 4:00 – 7/15 3:592x Hard – 7/15 4:00 – 7/22 3:592x Normal – 7/22 4:00 – 7/29 3:59>>(GLOBAL) – UTC>Banners:>6/23 After Maint – 7/7 1:59Yuzu (Armed)Eimi (Armed)>News:Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3477804>Events:Palace: Belonged – 6/23 After Maint – 7/6 1:59Arona's Dice Game Event! – 6/23 After Maint – 8/18 1:59Game Development Department's Cleanup Operation! – 6/30 2:00 – 7/14 1:59Valentine's Day Promise – 6/30 2:00 – 7/14 1:59My Office: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/user/myoffice>Content:Total Assault: Binah (Field) – 6/30 2:00 – 7/6 18:59Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field – w/Special Armor) – 6/24 2:00 – 7/20 18:592x Bounty – 6/29 19:00 – 7/6 18:592x Account EXP – 7/3 19:00 – 7/5 18:592x Commissions – 7/6 19:00 – 7/13 18:592x Account EXP – 7/10 19:00 – 7/12 18:592x Lesson/Scrimmage – 7/13 19:00 – 7/20 18:592x Hard – 7/13 19:00 – 7/20 18:59
>>572793490Do you think Renge has scales on her pussy?
>>572792426Suzumi is way more important for Set. You can just use Hanako instead of MReisa.
look at her go hahahsudhua
>>572793580fpbp
>>572793580Scales instead of pubes
>>572793490RARE
Sensei is like 3 ft tall btw.
>>572793676He's sitting down
>>572793676Slav squat
>>572793725mmmmm the text didn't say that. You are doodle sensei
>>572793676Sensei is the same size as Arona
This shit is bananas, B. A. N. A. N. A. S.
>>572793580>>572793662imagine the smelllike a fish market
>>572793597My Hanako is uninvested and I tried borrowing a Hanako but I kept dying at floor 74. Meanwhile Reisa made it a breeze
>>572793676PPOV
>>572793794We already have three banana students. Come up with a new thing.
>>572793603https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sH-l2xN3gUSound post it
>>572793676Sensei is able to morph between small and normal form on demand
>>572793834ok that's just a skill issue
>>572793603This is my favorite Momoi pic
>>572793794KING KONG
is this a cheated score? looks really suspicious
>>572793676He usually lies down to get higher upskirt chances
>>572793867Those aren't real.
Mika love
writing fanfics is fun, go and write one /bag/
In Ako's momo we are one foot tall. In Ichika summer momo we are taller than her. I can morph sizes
>>572793972It's not 2008 anymore
>>572793972That's what AI is for
And if you goI wanna go with youAnd if you dieI wanna die with youTake your hand and walk away...
>>572794025Me and my student wife**lemon tag**
Roll for bananakot cause sex.
>>572793972This. Going to wrap up this Misaki one and maybe mess around with a Kayoko or Nagisa one.
>>572793972I started to hate writing after I was forced to ERP for 11 consecutive hours twice
e continue reading the storyo replay SotC
>>572794092This must be the gayest gookako post so far
>>572793972I write my own self-insert fanfics. Nyo, I won't share them with anyone.
>>572794176>forcedWhere did the internet person touch you anon
>>572794191cannot top that one on /lgbt/
>>572794228Same
>>572793972I am going to write it wrong and everyone will hate it and kill me
is this real?
>>572793834Suzumi LOVE
>>572794252You don't hate femoids enough
>>572794327YeahSensei is built for Blacked Suit
>>572794097God I love Kayoko.
>>572794281Surprisingly, they won't. You, however, might look back at what you've posted publicly and have intense shame at what you could've done better. Happens to me every time.
>>572794327Mikamonkey...
>>572793938nobody around at least as long as railgun is cheating for a shitty score
>>572794383Yeah...haha...
NEVER DO MORE THAN I REALLY NEEDMY MIND IS RACING, BUT MY BODY'S IN THE LEADTONIGHT'S THE NIGHT I'M GONNA PUSH IT TO THE LIMITI LIVE ALL OF MY YEARS IN A SINGLE MINUTE
Do we like mobs over here?
>>572794367I literally don't hate them at allI actually had good female friends and family in my lifeSorry to hear you didn't
i had the craziest dream today someone cut off my dick skin
>>572793972I have actually, several, but not in many years
>>572794527Yes
>>572794527I'm waiting for this one to be playable
>>572794472i feel like he tried to pass it off as legit by puttin more teams but he doesn't realize that's now how it works
>>572794618Looks like you got jew's voodoowatch out your back.
>>572794649Why couldn't they give this to global?
Mind so warped I could only think of myself.
>>572794643>sensei gave consentyour fault
>>572794643why can't we actually set mobs as student reps man
>>572794649Imagine a momotalk side story for each mob type, + l2d
>>572794408I was just having a Haruka moment
>>572794753A group did a fan translation for it
>>572794525one of them is not like the others
>>572795085Where is it
>>572794527I like that nobody would notice if one went missing.
I take it I should be pretty much exclusively dumping all my AP sweeping the event stages so I can clean out the shop before I do anything else?
>>572793938Obvious cheat.There's no way those teams can even beat Lunatic, not even Torment. Team 1 dies 30 seconds in (missiles kills dAru and possibly sSeia), practically no def down in every team. Being generous, all 6 teams can probably do 5M damage.
>>572795251https://toschool.root.shiksha/
>>572795347dump half for event points, half for shopyou can farm ligmas from the minigame
>>572795405Thanks bro. Smooches
>>572794527Mob army
>>572793894How do i do this irl?
>>572795138FILL MY EYES WITH THAT DOUBLE VISIONNO DISGUISE FOR THAT DOUBLE VISIONOOOH, WHEN IT GETS THROUGH TO ME, IT'S ALWAYS NEW TO MEMY DOUBLE VISION ALWAYS SEEMS TO GET THE BEST OF ME
>>572794649I like how the justice mobs look like that train loli from that vn
Does anyone know about this "sand grabbing" thing sIzumi is doing in her momo? I want to see a video or something because I have no idea how to envision this
>>572795620voiced by seia's VA
>>572795590I would love Daniel craig as Sensei
My Wide Bride
>>572795590Sensei canonically fought aliens along side harrison ford (black suit)
pvpI normally fight over the rank 200 threshold, but by luck, I was able to get to rank 97 over ten hours ago, and I did not lose on defense yet! I got the 100 coins plus 12 coins from defense in these ten hours!!
>>572795761Black Suit is Willem Dafoe
>>572795802Great job little bro
>>572795847Then is sensei Keanu?
>>572794643>Sensei still owes them sex
>>572795847>ya know, I'm something of an adult myself
>>572795957They make the mobs so sexy in this game.
Are the halos tangible? If I hugged Hina would I have that giant fucking thing bumping into me?
>>572796224Its a light construct, no. >MC: What exactly is a halo?>I got this question so many times online. "What is a halo"? "What is it really?" They really wanted to know what's up. But unfortunately, I will have to apologize first. First of all, Blue Archive isn't the kind of story that explains all its details to the players like that. I'm a scenario writer. So it's my belief that the world should introduce itself through stories. That's my opinion.>What's a halo, why do the students have halos, and what kind of world is Kivotos, really. Those questions, I cannot answer for you today. Instead I recommend you enjoy the story and figure it out for yourself. Of course! There is an answer. There is a grand design to the story, and I left some hints along the way for players. So if you follow the story, I think you will eventually understand and be like "Oh! I get it".>So regarding the halo, I'll stick to what's already known or what's included in the story. First of all, all students of Kivotos got halos. And a halo isn't something you can touch.. It's not a thing that has physical volume. You can consider it like matter that's close to light. They disappear when the owner is sleeping or unconscious.
>>572795860and I got a (You)!
>>572795590That girl from the Fallout TV show as Nonomi
>>572795693sexo
>>572796131Mob sex
>>572796319ugh, but I liked halo-holding hentai so much...
>>572795684https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eCmlql3GbU&t=33s
I got your picture, I'm coming with youDear Maria, count me inThere's a story at the bottom of this bottleAnd I'm the penWhen the lights go offI wanna watch the way you take the stage by stormThe way you wrap those boys around your fingerGo on and play the leader'Cause you know it's what you're good atThe low road for the fast trackMake every second last'Cause I got your picture, I'm coming with youDear Maria, count me inThere's a story at the bottom of this bottleAnd I'm the penMake it countWhen I'm the one who's selling you out'Cause it feels like stealing heartsCalling your name from the crowdDoesn't that mean you'll be the show girl of the home teamI'll be the narratorTelling another tale of the American dreamI see your name in lightsWe could make you a starGirl, we'll take the world by stormIt isn't that hard'Cause I got your picture, I'm coming with youDear Maria, count me inThere's a story at the bottom of this bottleAnd I'm the penMake it countWhen I'm the one who's selling you out'Cause it feels like stealing heartsCalling your name from the crowd, whoaHa, haTake a breath, don't it sound so easy?Never had a doubt, now I'm going crazyWatching from the floorTake a breath and let the rest come easyNever settle down 'cause the cash flow leaves meAlways wanting more'Cause I got your picture, I'm coming with youDear Maria, count me inThere's a story at the bottom of this bottleAnd I'm the penMake it countWhen I'm the one who's selling you out'Cause it feels like stealing heartsCalling your name from the crowd'Cause I got your picture, I'm coming with youDear Maria, count me inThere's a story at the bottom of this bottle
I had a dream they released Suou story + playable. Her L2D noticeably suckedI was panicked, spamming the thread with "MTL translations when??"
Nonomi got me to rank 1 today
Reading Suou's L2D Momo will delete her from the game.It's also the first momo.
>>572796821first ever on-screen student death...
I'm actually kinda disappointed there's no story with the cleanup operation. Could've been a nice chance to drop another short vol2ch1 flavored story with Kei
>>572796821>>572796881wtf
>>572796578I see, thanks
>>572793894I want a kanna gf
>>572793894that's the one where she washes herself with him and wrings him like a rag
>dropped 100 ranks overnight >in the 600sThis holds, right?>>572797213Many are saying this
>do Lunatic again today, hoping for a better score than I had yesterday>time out, preservation count 0/1Holy fuck my first time clear was a fluke. I spent more time resetting team 1 today cause Mika wouldn't crit hard enough to not get sand'd and team 2 would've been worse cause I had to reset for the perfect rotations with sNeru and Rio hogging up the first tow slots. Using JP's scorechasing mald guide was a mistake.
fellow steamy newfags... i can't believe it's been a year already
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!
>>572797345>born too late to be a steamfag>still run it on an emulator
>>572796591slut
>>572797519FEET
>>572797608bunny cake
>>572797338Deep down you know Izuna was right. Stop being stubborn and accept GOLD
>zero [0) borrows for my ue30 kokona so farFuck off. Who can I even replace her with?
>>572797725NTA but I can't even clear Insane in one shot, I'm worried my Gold might go away by the end of the season
https://pastebin.com/FkrJ5gbXlook i made a script for violentmonkey that adds a button that opens a new tab for the catalog then searches for /bag/ threads wow
>>572797338We told you to use Haruka instead of DAru and no one ever listens
>>572797519>>572797608Was Miyu popular when she came out?
>>572797923A UE40 Kokona
>>572797986nyo
>>572797923Eimi, will be slower but you should still be able to reach 30M
>>572796654What kind of L2D was it?
>>572797980Thanks hare
>>572797957This old man needs her tummy licked
>>572797986not really
>>572797986I heard of Miyo before I heard of Blue Archive in like 2021 or 2022.
>>572793972I used to but my job (writing) took away from my hobby of writing fanfics. Literally no time or brain for it anymore
https://x.com/japanpost_shop/status/2072878362239127949Red Winter summer incoming
>>572798102Literally just her face at an angle but it was badly drawn and she looked like a soccer mom
>>572797725I already earned my Lunatic plat. I'm just ranting cause how unlucky I am not getting it again today.The cursed guide I'm using if anyone's curious:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZMW7iWYkAU
Who is going to play sensei in Blue Archive live action?
>>572798305>using a guide>earned
shunling
>>572798398Danny Devito
>>572798398Devvy Danito
Miyako
sensei
>>572798234people joke about pandy flopping but what about Red Winter of all schools?
>>572798398Bruce Campbell before he got old.
>Sensei from Schale
>>572798672Flopped cause of shit unrelated to the game, like having their volume cancelled due to the Russian invasion of Ukraine
>>572798305I spent some time trying that one in mock with a DPS borrow but only like 1 in 10-20 or whatever hit the sandstorm mark. Is that just crit luck?
>>572798721>shota
>>572797986before i played blue archive i kept seeing her in trashbins
>>572793490ooooooohcute
>>572797986yes, extremely so.
>>572798594hmmmm plana cute
Could you still recognize your students if they were bald?
>>572797986Yes, for the trashbin joke.
Thread is so slow everyone will notice Wakamo.
>>572798973kinda obvious, yeah
>>572798795Mika always crits
Chewy-rona when?
>>572798839Sensei is canonically a shota btw
why is she like this?
>>572798973Yeah
>>572798973But can the students recognize me if I were bald?
>>572798973I only recognized shiroko because of her homophobic eyes
>>572799023No, you're just a midget irl
>>572798973I still can recognize them by looking at their eyesPut a blindfold next time
>>572798973whos the first one?
>2x comms start next weekUgh... But I wanted to clear the shop(yes I want all the shitty artifacts because I ran out of them)
>>572797980wtf this created white phosphorus
>>572798973There's only like 1-2 students I don't immediately recognize there.
>>572798973I recognized Kokona, Kayoko, Koharu, Hoshino, Hina, Ibuki, Koyuki, Azusa, Hanako
>>572798973BA is really good when it comes to character designs. Take any generic shonen manga or chinkshit gacha and try doing this same thing, sameface is too strong with them.
>>572799350nice reference to israel's attack on lebanon
>Too much investment for comfy strats>Too little investment for mald strats
>>572799536GUH
>>572798398Leslie Nielsen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxviBxaSjyc
>>572798795just properly raise your Mika
i fixed canoe
>>572799220Idk I thought it was Makoto at first
hello /bag/ what gameplay aspect are we discussing today?
This week I have learned, sometimes you just have to mald
>>572799563just be yourself
this is your daily Kisakilots of them
The game of Strip Purana
>>572798795You're pretty much praying that Mika's final explosions does more than average damage cause lol stability. x150 hp and above at this time = sandstorm. Clear that dps check and you pass to the next phase, which you'll also need to reset for groggy meter so team Neru can kill it.
>>572798973why are they naked
I got to level 82 in six months by simply logging in daily, doing my sweeps, events, and reading a bit of the story, then going about my day. I don't wanna think about min/maxing anything for at least another year. My priority now is just reading all the story.
>Suddenly Summer 'Chika is relevant Love how these Lunatic raids give the most obscure and underused students a brief time in the spotlight.