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Bourbon is too fat
how come maru gets to be in TWO summer events
>>572807680Will debuffers actually be in the sprint CM everywhere or will you barely see them?
>>572807732Hag sex
send the guts builds
>>572807841we're in unity cup now anon, no more guts for 2 scenarios you're late to the guts party
Anyone actually bring fronts or lates to Sprint CMs?
flopped out of tenno sho spring (not even 3rd) as sprint maya award
>>572805354>50 fucking minutes on the dot to do my very first MANT run with minimal reading and just going by my gut and get a shitty uma.God fucking god. I don't want to do this ever again. now i understand the pain.
i wish i owned more sprintersi dont have curren or akebono or flower or
do i have to remake TT with SexShi's inherit now?
Why is the German horse like this?
>>572807885I don't think fronts are very good this time. My Suzu has only won like once or twice in rooms
Ichiban
>>572807909you did WAY too few races, should be around 38-40 but yeah mode sucks>>572807964I'd wait until next scenario since it's in 1.5 weeks but yes
>>572807913bakushin king and groove are ok sprinters>>572807964yes
>>572807913my CM team? King Halo, Air Groove and Bakushin
>>572807971Flash...
>>572807885yeah, probably will bring a runaway suzuka and vbobo
>>572807885Lates are the secret meta if you just get the Racing Magic skill
>>572808002>30 races is too fewhow the fuckat which point do i even touch training lmao i was scared my stats were looking hella rough i fucking hate it
I should have #PulledOnCurren I need a sprinter
>>572807909>28 races>milelet Gwo?
Can we revert the changes? Haruten is now impossible to win with the buffed cooldown and bofa
>>572808061you basically do as much as you possibly can without inflicting skin condition, squeezing in wit training in between, and all-inning on summer
Is it true that I only need 1 copy of speed maruzen? Planning to save for Light Hello and Tachyon, only 15k jessksbsññem
>>572808061Summer, a few off days, and TS Climax basicall you habe to luckshit rainbows on those days while using megaphones and anklets
>>572808075who did you buy from anni?
>>572808013>>572808027this guy gets it
I used my selector on Smart Falcon
>>572808127What?
Took a break for a month. What essential cards should I be looking out for? This is the deck I use right now for Oguri Cap.I have Super Creek + FineMo at +0I also have a Half Anni Selector and x2 Anni Selectors.
>>572808174I do this
waheyyou guys managed to fit everything in the op what the hellytime to do seiun parent runs
>>572808061>>572807909wait I see the problem now - mile CYou abso-fucking-lutely have to have mile A (or B for gigacope) to perform in MANT, yet another flaw with that mode
>>5728081651st anni you could pick any 3*
>wake up>umaclub has killed another one
>>572807885yea i bring the groove
gonna ask again since it's a new thread but do we have any A/A+ /uma/ club looking for anyone my club died so I'm looking for a new one
Is OG Curren good for CM16 or did I need the Bride one?
post the f2p wallets
>>572808182>OguriFUCK you buddy
>>572808160Same
>>572808182it's a sprint CM anon, take off those stam cards and put on some wit>>572808252she's "fine" but suffers from the same old curren problem where her ult is RNG as fuck
mambo my bday was a week ago...
>>572808047what inherits are you using as a late?
Hi umachan, Ines Fujin's trainer here.I heard you guys were making out rumors about me being 'hypnotized' under my trainee's control. Well, my relationship with Ines has always been purely professional, and it hurts the both of us that you keep making up such diatribes.So please, stop disseminating these rumors.
>>572808121You want 1lb for non fronts/ 3lb for fronts but if you got it early then prioritize tachyon/LH and uncap maru with the 1.5 selector
>>572804931Brilliant Phantasia
>>572808252Curren is inconsistent, but she's good at being a hybrid.
late or pace groove
>>572808194>>572808089What a fucking shitty scenario. no wonder cygames killed it early.
>>572808252OG is fine but less consistent. When she goes she GOES though.
>>572808260100k but happily married to maruzensky now
>>572808401My unc heart can't take it any more!!!
>>572807885Bakushin and Kingu are my Front and Late aces
>>572808409for me it's gyaru groove
>>572806574Ok I ran some rooms and I was getting fucking owned and I thought my aces were looking kinda decent, might just out up whatever and focus on getting those dirt gpps going or something cuz yikes
>>572808401>>572808447NEW ILLUST FROM THE GOAT
when ramuno hits how badly does it eclipse FM/NN and what other wit card pairs with it besides FM/NN?
>>572808409base is for latewedding is for pace
>>572808347Precious Smiles (new Spechud song)
>>572808227Probably maybe Dacchis or Honsefun
>>572808479Slappable little butt
>>572808272What's wrong with Oguri? Gourmand + Hydrate helps because my STA cards suck. I used to use Bakushin before.>>572808284I don't participate in CM at all I barely know how to play so there is no chance of making it to Round 2. I lose in TT about 90% of the time too.
>>572808252I HATE CURREN
>my trainee showed up with another man
Nice. got a 3* spd 3* gw
>>572808516your cards seem quite good for those scores, I'm a bit baffledWell, they updated unity cup just now, you remember that scenario right? Hop in there with 3 with 2 speed and I'm sure youll surprise yourself
i ran out of carrot energy, when do they give me more
>>572808308Pulse + Iron This Sweepy is more than a little scuffed & in the process of improvement though(Not in picture is Ignited Spirit GUTS)
>>572808472canon
>>572808479
>>572808414It's not that bad and it gave us really powerful parents, the only issue was runs being too longAnd to answer your question you train when you have good trainings outside of G1s (40+ stats) with items and during summer campYou got an A+ but for most of us we were shitting out SS aces and I even got several SS+ acesAlso we got Kitachan and this is priceless
>>572808635>have to make sprint ryan nownigga............
>my trainee sat on my face again
>>572808683that sweepy isn't even good, picking ends in this sprint is brick-tier
nightmare lowroll but this is my proof that even the slowest umas only need 1 speed + fuku to cap speed in Unity+
>my trainer showed up with another man
my trainee wont stop farting in my office
>>572808719sweepy will follow me where ever i goas long as it is not dirt
>>572808683Take it or leave it623270545671
So when the Idol scenario shows up we permanently drop everything else?
>>572808719It's a late surger CHUD
>did 20 pub test rooms>only ever see paces win in all of them
>>572808693which trainee would do that?Without asking her or begging her to do it.
Why is it suddenly so hard to finish an SSR chain in unity cup? Did something change?
>>572808719It's a Late Sweep anon...
>>572808797good luck activating her ult lol
>>572808796no, you still parent farm on URA
>my trainee was talking about names for boys and girls
I jokingly made a shitpost on umachan post saying that my trainee should do the training regimen instead of shitposting and right after I got a text from my trainee saying they're going to train extra hard
>>572808810it's a pace-only CM, just like the last sprint>>572808821it was always that shitty in unity cup, MANT boosted support event chances
>>572808818Bobo
>>572808629CM signups will be the soonest. It may be three but it's not zero.
>>572807841>guts buildsPretty sure guts dies along with MANT until next year
>>572808727Isn't cap over 1300?
>>572808818Doto would goof up and someone flatten your face with her steamy umanko
>>572808831???
>>572808727fat stacks>>572808821Unity cup turns prioritize the unity cup over supportsthis isnt to say they cant happen, just that they likely wont happen on those tt
I missed umas doing stupid stuff in the bg so muchaoharu just has so much polish compared to MANT
>>572808818
>>572808831You think a late surger will enter top 4 before the 2nd half of the race? In this meta?
>>572808831>be lower than 4/9 & unrushed>Sprint race with 99% chance 4+ PacesDoesn't seem that hard
>>572808831>Late Surger in a Sprint>not activating Sweepy's ult
>>572808876Stat caps depends on your blue sparks. You can hit 1400+ spd with spd parents
Digitan LOVE
>>572808935Its such a shame that this artist chose the closest to AI artstyle they could, probably long before AI art was an actual issue
so when umas have dead siblings or ghosts talk to themare they real or just schizo
Returnee here. Quit during mant but I remember swimsuit maru only need lb1? Is this correct?
>>572808831king retard
If you didn't survive MANT you don't deserve your place here
sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi
>>572807885Lates seem to be good after some messing around, but hard to get all the skills.Think you might need to bring 3 though
>>572809046lb1 gives you power bonus which is what you wantlb3 is the perfect option for hints, you can def use it at lb1
>>572809046More or less yes
>>572808972I mean you are activating it because there will be 7 billion pace chasers in front of you, if you can work past that then youve built a monster
The more i play the more i realize i know nothing about skills. Anywei, is ballroom seiun sky a good parent?
ayabe guts is dead right?can i just bust my gold crystals on curren or el SR?
Were you guys at cygays' AX booth?
Have anyone watched that Seiun Sky smoking anime
>>572809163nope, because OG seiun exists
>>572809029-schizoAdmire VegaStill in MeltyRed DesireDream JourneyTachyon-NOT schizo (the voices are actually real)CafeNeouniStay GoldMarvelous sunday-actually extremely high IQ and pretending to be crazy for funGold ship
>>572809029Ayabe is just a depressed schizo, the other stuff is real.
>>572809019most retarded mindbroken sentence i ever read
Lost my unity notes, can a proper Runaway Suzuka ace reliably trigger Dodging Danger
How long until they fix Unity so I can at least finish 2 ssr card events
>>572809029
gotta go fat
what cards died and will never be seena gain from this update?
>>572808831RETARDGAWD
>>572809169have weebs ever bothered to understand domestic vs export economics
>>572809206of courseremember to grab prudent and the free as fuck igwit you need all the bells and whistles for runaway to work in cm16
>>572808121>Is it true that I only need 1 copy of speed maruzen?If you you use the free selector in 3 weeks to get her to 1LB then yeah, you're good
>>572809163I would say no, she's a weaker Kitasan parent for long but she's a way better ace so if you have her it's better to make a Kitasan parent and use it on her
>finish debut >flick over to agenda out of habitFUCK
>>572809169I mean it's not surprising they're selling prize figs for that price if you've been to events you'd know that
>>572809186what about fuku?
>>572809169We're running a train on danchou in the bathroom down the hall RIGHT NOW
>>572809184unfortunately, i don't have og one... >>572809294sounds like a plan, thanks
>>572809308lucky
>>572809308NTA, but I'd slot Fuku in schizo
>>572809258Narita Top Road speedMarvelous Sunday PowerGuts Feetcus
>>572809308Shiaroki-sama commands you to creampie Fuku for a happy endingReal, she speaks to you during a bungee jump and (You) seem to sense more super natural stuff as time goes on
>>572809387is this how boomers felt about ned flanders
>yeey bwos finally mant is over!>noo why aren't the events finishing? >wtf don't I have the correct skills?!>I made my first ug with 9000 with and nothing else!>I ran out of borrows againkekWhats the matter anon? Is your track not blazing?
is there any notable packs during 1.5 anniv I can buy?
>>572809450Did you just list four random things that had nothing to do with MANT just to fuck with me
>>572809450GL will fix the hints problem and we will buy the upgrade that makes finishing cards more likely
>>572809390>schizoShiraoki giving you permission to fuck Fuku isn't schizo
>>5728094596-pack of beer at nearby corner store
>>572809450Jokes on you Luna I built my front runner parents already
HYDRATION BREAKGLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>572809429>riko>your children (plural) would be sickhmm.... so you're saying I'd be guaranteed to be happily married with multiple children with riko.... thanks fuku!
has witgawd made a video?
>>572809450you're doing something wrong if you're not hitting 2.5 to 3k skill points in unity right now. Also please don't bring race bonus cards in unity for the love of god bring actual useful ones.
What am I doing wrong that I cant make an UG uma? I feel like im barely getting over 1200 speed...
>>572809560I'm afraid I can't let that happen, trainer-san.
>>572809308just compare fukuFRAUD animations with rickey to see who actually has the backing of a god
>>572809570why would he? He wouldnt know the meta. We have white skills up to L'arc just floating around in the ether with no reasonable way to attain them aside from pure random chanceAND we have to loop essence of stam
>>572809524>Shiraoki giving you permission to fuck Fuku isn't schizoBecause it's fate, not mental illness
sex with ningensex with ningens in their 40s
>>572809524she's a proficient ventriloquist
what do I replace my sunday power card with for unity? current options are ryan amazon flower helios biwa bourbon SRs or ticket SSR
>>572809615what's your deck, i've been doing 1 speed 4 wit and 1 flex (mainly stamina but sometimes guts or power) and hitting UG1-3 fairly easily
>>572809720Ningens in their 40s shouldn't dress like that...
>>572809768sunday SR
>>572809768For sprint?
ExcelUma (16/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismClub ID588536995
>>572809768realistically you dont want a power card but if you have to pick one for pure stats, Hishi Amazon is the best by far
>>572809167Yes, though you have a third choice to use them on ass-scratching wit Seiun from the Tachyon/Hello pulls she actually comes on the banner before it with a second SSR stamina Cafe, but no one is rationally pulling on that lmao but after that, there aren't really SRs to be looking out, especially since you should be aiming for full SSR decks between Grand "Concert" and whatever change they give Grand Masters. So whatever you do with the gold crystals this month is an okay call.
>>572809786i need power card anon its currently the only one I use 2spd1pwr2wit1riko>>572809807yea
>>572808182>What essential cards should I be looking out for?The two big banners are Maru speed, started today and Tachyon speed/Light Hello pal in 3 weeks with the new scenario.Ideally you want one of those two speed cards and Kita for the next scenario. Maru only really needs to be 1LB, unless you main fronts, and Tachyon really wants to be MLB. Tachyon is also a Pace cardYou really need to have at least 1 copy of SSR Light Hello for the next scenario though.There's another free selector with the new scenario, so you could get either Creek or FineMo to MLB with them all.Next scenario is basically 2 speed, 2 wit, Light Hello + flex slot. So FineMo would get the most use, Creek is more niche but lasts a lot longer
>>572809720Could Riko's body even handle sex?Could Riko's body even handle pregnancy?Could Riko's body even handle childbirth?
>>572809898What uma and why are you running power and Riko? you'll overstam for sprint
>>572809771Im usually borrowing FM or whoever, mlb Sunday wit, mlb daiwa or Agnes wit, kita + 1 other speed, mlb ssr riko or other flex depending. I dont have a ton of useful ssrs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SEXY TEAM JUMPSCARE AGAIN
>>572809973flower/taiki and without a power card I average only like 600-800 power with good inheritance
uma pussy attack
>>572810023hey anon your pic appears to be cropped haha
>>572808516>What's wrong with Oguri?Oguri is good, but her Christmas alt is too strong and has caused pain to many
>>572810023Why are they Hephaestus? Shouldn't they be Hestia
It feels so fucking good to use Eishin Flash again without needing every single mile spark in my friends list. This update might’ve actually saved the game.
how do i ug with sweeping ?
>>572810023>named after the ugly bastard in the pantheonI see the mejiros have certain...preferences....
every nishino parent has max follows what the fuck
>first ever UG by fucking around and trying out what was Throne aboutdamn is it that good?
>>572810034I feel like you could get more milage out of 2 spd, 4 wit and bursting most bubbles on power. If you insist on a pwr card use ryan for nimble or bobo for pwr bonus
my verdict on maru speed is that it sucks, 25 spe priority means youll never see it
>>572810242nice power bwochacho
If I have to pick whether Taiki or Nishino inherit which one should I go for
>>572810242No it's just Unity+ did all the work
>>572810349making 25 spechans with summer maruzensky..
>>572810308cute mare not a gorilla
>>572808479*gropes you for once*
>>572810186>named after the god who was rejected from mount olympus and became such a good smith he imprisoned the queen of the gods on a throne and got his god status back + married the goddess of beauty as a bonus hephaestus was a chad and the mejiros had taste
>>572810409don't do that..
>>572810482o-oh........
>>572810273will have to try, i just hate high rolling
>>572810159please bwos i need to know how to get SS and also race with sweepy
I need a guide for unity+ bwos I can't think by myself
>>572810558OH NEVERMIND YOU'RE GOOD TO DO THAT
>>572809046Yeah, she has 90% of her stat output at 1LB3LB is mostly for skill hints if you're a front main
>>572810639idc anymore....!
>he brought 6 SSRs
Did anyone try out a debuffer with an S.Golshi parent yet for this CM?
I wanted to watch my Unity Cup race against that frilly-looking new girl but the game just froze up when I pressed the button... was this mentioned in the news items?
>>572810672no come back right NOW
Uma for this feel?
>>572810821Mejiro Rice
>>572809930sex training with riko until she isnt out of breath from me plapping her for hours
>>572810821riecu
HOLY SHIT ITS THEM
>>572810459ok but he was rejected specifically because he was ugly as fuckhim demanding the goddess of love as prize further adds to his ugly bastard status
>>572810638Find blue orb on training you like, click it. Find purple orb on training you like, really click it. Always go for top team because you and your team are always getting enough stats that you should never lose especially against Riko's S+ goons.
>>572810821your trainee
bloomers look kind of fun...
What's sex with Narita Top Road like
>>572811008just say you want to run around in your underwear
If you see something, your response should be
>>572810910I want to believe its about how much of his incel autism he could bring to fuel his hatred for his family that inspired them when they picked the name
>>572809517>GL will fix the hints problemWill it?Can you get skill hints from the song/lessons and will there be enough of them?
>6 ssrs badOkay what should I change here? Building sprint pace chasers
>>572811125hephaestus would indeed be a school shooter in a modern retelling
>>5728106383 speed, 1 urara 1 fm 1 throne. up arrows->blue bombs->friendship gauge->rainbow->purple bomb->race/date
>>572811167Nta, "fix" is a very generous way of describing it. Unity specifically just fucks over support events by blocking them on multiple turns when unity events happen and other scenarios dont do that. It'll be like mant where the odds of chains finishing are higher, but you can get randomly fucked all the same. The mechanic where event chains are more likely to show up at max friendship was added 4 months ago on JP, so we arent getting it anytime soon.
>>572809517they SLIGHTLY fixed event chains just now in jp (5th anni) and even then the problem still remains lol
>>572811243B-B-BUHHHHIIIIIIIIIII
>>572811243
>>572811125He was entirely justified but there's also no denying he looked like the cripple from 300probably a reference to how fucked up blacksmiths could get back in the day
>>572811243why even bring rice? no mood no SP and shit hints. just use low LB riko or max R riko
I'm a light spender myself I just like buhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'ing at others
LateGODs, send help.>Ryan or Maru unique?>Is it worth bringing taiki/nishino unique?
>>572811490stop shitting up the thread
>>572811517ryannyo
>>572811517anon, there's no late sprinters...but to answer your questions: ryan and noyou WILL be at the back of the pack every single race, you will never proc maru/taiki/nishino
>>572811517>ryan or maruMaru imo since it's more likely to proc. Has a chance of whiffing in a lobby where your late pushes up too far but with how many paces will be ahead thats not likely to happen>taiki/nishino uniqueYou probably arent hitting 4th before the accel phase
>>572811520nyo
>>572811557>>572811641>>572811631What should i borrow instead of taiki/nishino then? I already have Brian in GP. Oguri?
>first nu-unity run>get ez UG with taiki >every run after>struggle to get SS+
GUTSMAXXING DOESNT WORK
Oof had to pity maruzen. I think I'll just use a crystal to save carats.
Which sparks is better?
>>572811694any midrace that will actually get you to 6th to proc ryan's uniqueevery race will be against 6 pace/front/runaway
im a dark spender
>>572811694Oguri is always good
>>572811323>>572811368I just rolled on the wrong banners and got lucky(?) >>572811430Idk people's been using it and got good results
>air grooves unique only requires you to be 3rd or belowcant i just run her as pace since lates blow
>>572810349My verdict on maru speed is that it's currently the best power card in the game
She may be Light Hello but I may give a heavy goodbye to my carat hoard if pulls go bad
>>572811694borrow a ryan PARENT you really want to actually guarantee as many accels as possibleyou're going to post a late highroll without pump and niggas will laugh and call it glue
What about Light Hello makes her better than FM
>>572811975fm doesn't fix the scenario mechanics
>>572811937im making my own ryan parent, thats what i mean. I have a borrow slot open
>>572810903Dangerous little girls...
My trainee hates my ningen gf...
>>572811975Light Hello gives currency in GL
>spent 400 rolls on 3LB MaruFUCK MY RETARD LIFE I SHOULD STOPPED AT 2LBNOW MY ACCOUNT IA BRICKEDI ONLY HAVE 400 ROLLS 400HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO AFFORD ALL THIS SHIT
>>572812096why would anyone spend that much carats for +1 hint lmaojust be lucky retards, unity takes 20 minutes if you're lazy
>>572812062Why would you be a trainer and be single at the same time?
>>572811243Probably Ayabe Power, for tachyon wit or sweep?Both of those have a skill point bonus
>>572812148I'm not single...I have a ningen gf?
>But enough about myself
>>572812096just hope you luck a copy of light hello in the free pulls and you re gucci
>>572812209>I'm not singlewhore
OK SHOW'S OVER I'VE HAD MY FUN WITH MARU SPD RELEASE GRAND LIVE EARLY NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>572812096>HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO AFFORD ALL THIS SHIT Bwo...
>>572811303Right, I see
>play a gambling game>gets mad when you lose
>>572812096>literally says avoid snacking in the same picture you've posted>anyon does it anyway
>NPC top road has her G1 outfit in a cutscene>in the actual race tho she races in the generic idol outfitcygames? why? what is the point? you clearly had the model
I took my trainee shopping
>>5728106382 speed 3 wit 1 riko brrr brrr brrr brrr click blue click purple brrr brrr brr brr brr brr brr
I want to keep playing but I'm out of borrows
>>572812315>WHAAAAAT?>WHAT DO YOU MEAN IN MY [RNG BASED GAME] HAS THIS [RNG BASED MECHANIC]????
>>572812243You should break up with her NOW
>>572812096Did Witgod even say SMaru is workable at 1LB? I only remember him shilling that card.
>>572812096you dont nyeed duramente you only nyeed one of those wit cardsyou dont nyeed sounds of pizza if you have creek (you do, right...?)
>>572807680PLEASE tell me everything is gonna be daijobu...
sugoi
>>572812462just use your brain
>>572811284With or without a wheelchair?
>>572812519umm i think i should pay 90k carats for ummmmm one hint level
>>572812505
mood effect is TE
>quad chevrons on stam>blue stam bomb>purple stam bombYAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>572811517>>572811694>What should i borrow instead of taiki/nishino then?Oguri is pretty good, special week probably, any decent mid/late race speed skill. Honestly borrow any parent that has good sparks for Leap Forward, that plus On Your Left is probably the best win con
does double dom ft. goldship even matter in the sprint cmasking so i decide if i should waste my time on a goldship parent
How the fuck do I get racing spirit: mood? I've never seen a mood challenge with Happy Meek
>>572812595it's TE but scaled down to 30% and also depends on being great moodpaying 30k+ for 2 TE is pants on head retarded
Result of first time through Unity.It'll be nice when I actually have a decent deck and parents.
>>572812614rememberyou can always skip bombsbecause you can always get them later on stat you want
sprint cm is the literal worst
>>572812519>proves that going for 4LB is worth it (30 mood effect, 3 race bonus, 7 hint frequency, 10 priority)
I appreciate the talk in the thread about
sprint cm is the literal best
>>572812732I'm running a URA career for old times sake first
I want my trainee's panties on my head
>>572812801fucking retard
>>572807742>run grass/tachy>get 564 and dominator as only gold>???>profit
>>572812804thats royce with a wig on
Night Owl two careers in a row award
>>572811770Woah so darkWhat did you spend on, bwo?
i dunno i think it is kinda bitchmade behavior to be happy with less statsmight as well let others fuck your trainee
I never really got into TT autism and going to start it now because of summer golshiIs it better to have a UG uma with like 3 gold skills (basically a CM ace) or a SS with summer golshi inherit and like 8 gold skills?
>>572812857Yeah but there's no consistency in a sprint cm so doing solo ace with 2 debuffers is just stupid
>>572807742>>572812857I'm tempted to do this and run a solo oonige just for the tests
Earlier today I fed the
>>572812857yes but will that actually be good
>>572812096specialist cards go into borrow slot
>>572812917whoever has the highest amount of reliable gold skills
>>572813001what is this mlp shiii
>>572813001why do the names get worse
>>572813068b-bwo your picture
>>572808742Are you surprised?https://youtu.be/TTSp2goMGX8?is=rrDPRhMyZoekBd4-
I'm being forced against my will
>>572812834Did a few to reacquaint myself with the game. Amazing how a few changes to the scenario just adds a flat 2.5k to the end score.
>>572812972There are some people finding success with double debuffer + a strong late/end race in rooms, see >>572811938
>>572812991Does the uma ranking not matter? Like it's just purely gold skills?
>>572812952Friendly?
>>572812972the inherit is complete rng
To be clear MANT is still shitBut damn that maru in summer hits different
why on earth doesn't she have that outfit as an NPC raceri dont understand cygames at all
>>572813150it kinda matters but you'll eventually hit a shitter within a week
>>572813142more like Grand Masturbas in me when i see darley arabian
>>572813001straight-to-DVD-Disney-Channel-Original-ass name and logo
Hmm should I run Dober as a late or pace this cm
I remember people saying that JP introduced a fucking crazy Battle pass subscription that gave you spark rerolls, parent borrows, free MLB ssrs to borrw and other shitWhen the fuck are we getting that
>>572813068"Live" is not proper english
>>572811938>>572813146let me guess... taishin is 90% of that end stat since shadow procs
>>572813265OYL is good now
Me? I will put 564 on my late gamblers so i have 2 more chances to proc the gamble accels
>>572813150The higher the ranking of your team, the higher the ranking of your opponents. So you get a bigger score multiplier
>>572813296>LIVE FROM UMA VEGAS
>>572813342Yeah but so is neck and neck and both of those would be my borrow anyway since I dont have my own natie (my biggest regret)
>>572813296Who CARESit flows betterthese names all suck
>>572813296>[band name] (Live)
>>572813342Yes but she will always be in last place because every room is 9 pace so no unique Pace dober is the way here
OYL didn't finish again
>>572813001mlp ahh title
>>572813293>Game full of botters and cheaters>Pigger cant help himself
hmmm i could be a reasonable person and be done in 2 ace runs with air grooveor i could train sprint G satono diamond
>>572813296Vtubers have been using the weeb version of "live" for like 8 years now which is umas target audience It isnt some foreign term
>>572813450but it is not thatit does not mean "live music" when the nips use it like that
>>572813217Alright I see. Thanks anon.I usually just throw my highest rated uma into my TT team so I never made a dedicated TT uma so I have zero clue what I was doing other than "get all the gold skills I can with summer golshi unique"Hopefully pic related is correct.>>572813406Ah I see, it's tough to know the balance between rating and amount of gold skills/stats. I have a UG Bakushin that is my ace for this next CM but it only has 3 or 4 gold skills compared to this one
>>572813562Dia-chan, Dia-chan!There's so much time left until cm! You can do it!
I went on a date with a female friend and my trainee tried to be a
What's my deck supposed to be like now since you can only bring 1 ssr since events never complete anymore
>>572813437>mecha umamusume I'm dreading this scenario because I fucking hate sci-fi shit
wouldnt it be funny if grand live introduced EVO skills for cm17 just to fuck with you
everyone started requesting kikuka sho sashes...
>>572813701They're in the game files. I'd be surprised if they dont introduce evo skills
How will they butcher this?
>>572813652there's 4chan shakur as scenario link its based
>>572813652it's as much a scifi as Iron Giant is scifi. Nothing changed about the state of the world because there is only one robot made by one uma who wants it purely to race within the rules of tracen academy so it has to train like a normal uma.
>>572813807its already referenced ingame so it wont change
>>572813417>>572813450these use "live" as an adjectiveEnglish does not use "live" as a noun, which the title "grand live" does
>>572813807The Twink Genders
>>572813652who cares there's katawa umanko
Went to visit my friend on the
why are seanigs talking about the english language like they're experts
Pacekeks are gonna lose to this
>>572814004This nigga playing mant
>>572813807idk man like this?
ayo wtf
weebs like to pretend the names were not silly before they were turned into english too>yeah "Shuukaku! Manpaku! Daihoushokusai!" sounds so cool>ummm what do you mean it is called "Hearty! Harvest! Gourmet Festival!"? that is so laaaame
>>572814095Peak.
>>572814142Symboli Kris Sex...
>>572813150>Does the uma ranking not matter?Sometimes, because you're likely to have a chance to run against a guy who statbloated using guts to get into S2 and above. I went against a guy, and my long team alone scored 180k and I secured Class 6 with a little over 850k that week. It's really about luckshitting one race and having a team that can consistently proc skills. Picrel are umas I set up within a week of getting them. Ayabe could do with at least 1000 wit, but I'm happy enough until next scenario. And ignore long corners on Nishino, I had nothing else to buy that run> Like it's just purely gold skills?They are to be prioritized, but some whites to ensure you win the race and get your team to podium or at least top 5 gets you the big points. Biggest thing is making sure you don't waste points on double circling anything.>>572813592Yeah, that's solid, high wit and a lot of stuff that can consistently proc. A good thing to consider for most of your umas is if you're struggling for golds from cards, you can fit/borrow Kawakami speed because Center Stage is a cheap gold and purely to be another thing to proc in TT, but that Bakushin works.
>2 Smaru in 20Guess I'm saving for Tachy and Helios easily.
brick-182 has two spots for anons who want a chill and comfy A+ club25mil every month, reply with your ID and I'll invite you or apply in game with /uma/club ID: 835612678
>>572814123they think they can do whatever they want only because they're stronger than us
>>572814004huh, new ski-cygames you fucking retards
>>572813001OUR grand concert.
>>572813701>Aoi/Riko show that trainers in the game are sharply dressed >fanartists still portray the trainer as an average salaryman
>>572814305I don't know why I decided to edit it instead of just changing the search
>>572814292That guy>>572808227
MLB IN 250 LETS GO NIGGERS
>>572813001if they keep using retarded names like this people will keep using the jp version name to refer to it
>>572813150The longer the track, the more the stats matter. Sprints are so short you want skills.
>>572814520rollcuck
>>572814408not always
Shici's trainer looks like THIS though
>>572814621this is what an average american is built like
Unironically if you don't have 135k carats saved up it's over, you're going to get crushed by powercreep by 2027
>>572814621he's thinner than teiobro
>wow, all our players hate our new MANT scenario and it nearly killed the game!>wow, all our players in our CN server hate the MANT scenario and it nearly killed the game!>wow, all our players in our KR server hate the MANT scenario and it nearly killed the game!>what should we do for our global server that has a ton of momentum and is doing really well compared to the CN/KR servers?>... ah fuck it, just ship it rawWHAT were they THINKING???
>>572814520Risking that last 50 is ballsy
>>572814710you're not supposed to pull on all four of those wit banners bwo
>>572814621I train fillies dressed like this
Daft Punk Aconcert 2007
>>572814621This is my main and I train shichi
>>572814734best decision ever, never fucking stop gambling
>>572814716thinking...?
>>572814716suffah gaijin
>>572814710I got it all planned, so Im good.
>>572814804In the umaverse they would be draught punk
>>572809019Could be worse. Look at Shexyo or Kogeikun
>>572814882
You don't have a choice, you
>>572814710Pasa + Ramonu and scenario toll pulls and youre golden.Real question is the uma pulling.
>>572814716retard
>>572814882Heh, more like Fatty McQueen.
>>572814710>you need 135k savedYeah? What do you think I'm doing?
>>572814621>fattens you up so she can keep training you to lose weight is this a fetish?
>>572815005save some money
>>572814621that's my non G1 outfit
>>572814710By the time L'Arc comes up 90% of thread has quit playing, people didn't stop because of MANT, they stopped because their decks got incredibly outdated within a single scenario
I pop bombs on wit and you can't stop me
>>572814621no way he's that handsome
I'm afraid. The end.
>55% Race bonus>+4 on all stats after career races>35$ Race Bonus>+3 on all stats after career racesWho the fuck said you need 50 Race bonus for unity?
>>572815089Aren't we supposed to?
>>572814882Mejiro DairyQueen
>>572814862thingken of daiwa tits
>>572814716they did NOT ship it raw that was mant WITH the qol, yes it was that bad
>>572815076>>572814621Forgot to post my G1 outfit for Japan Cup
>>572814621birds of a feather
>>572815134nobodynobody has said thatwtf u talking about
>>572814710im good thanks
>>572815097Sex with mob umas.
>>572815097I feel bad for this oneher name dragged to the mud because of some twitter nonce
>>572815134I said that.
>Foreshadowing is a narrative device in which suggestions or warnings about events to come are dropped or plantedhttps://x.com/fiber_san/status/2072888944216432798
>>572815272Bricked, too many non meta umas
GUYS HELP MANT BROKE ME I DON'T KNOW WHICH RACES TO RUN ANYMORE UWAAAAAAAAA
>>572815009Yeah, mine.
>>572813592Could you show the cards anon? My knowledge of Unity Cup has been flushed because of MANT, I don't know anything about it anymore
>>572815393meta this, meta that, have you ever met-a woman nigga?
>>572815397Take the comfy ura pill. Just run races when your trainings are bad.
>>572815243
>>572815397Dahby is all that matters.
huh, i didn't know i can win arima kinen with D aptitude long
just had to give up a pre debut charming run because I chose the wrong parent....
>>572815467second post is obviously taking the piss and first post is a retard
>>572815467one guy has said thatdo you believe literally everyone you talk to?
>>572815462Yeh and I've gotten genital herpes too, your point?
>>572815470UUUUOOOAAAAHHH
>>572815517with those stats its doable, i still cant get haru to win with C turf and C long
whites dont even post oguris anymore when gaslighting
>testing lobbies>millions of golden and white skills activated>DOES NOT MOVE UP AT ALLI SWEAR I HATE SPRINT
>>572815616
>>572815648bwo this happens in literally every distance
Well?Did you?
>>572815467it's for the SP you mongnobody cares about stat gain
>>572815686They at least go up or noticeable enough other distances. This one just stays there the whole time >>572815731I don't eat breakfast
My British friend upon seeing that I have a box of cookies
me when umamusume is random
>>572815616I love her so much..
>>572815731I prepare my breakfast the day before and i have something for 2 daysHome-made protein pancakes are yummy and healthy
>>572814710Everyone here's already planned there pulls through 2027 and 2028 anonI'm just not sure how necessary Wit Rudolf is when Daring Tact is so soon after
>>572815731Yes, I can't not eat breakfast. Although I didn't used to eat it. I don't get it, why am I so hungry these days? I even wake up at night to eat, because I'm so hungry. I have to eat well few hours before sleeping or I can't even sleep due to hunger. I run and cycle a lot. Tomorrow I'll be cycling 100km for example.
>>572815813
>>572814621
Due to inclement weather my garden had an
>be me>job interview>they ask me what's my 5 year plan>i show them my umamusume pull plan>mfw
>>572815556>one guy has said thatIndeed i never stated it was more than oneI asked WHO
nigga
>>572815397> I DON'T KNOW WHICH RACES TO RUN ANYMOREG1sIf a parent run more G1s, same ones as the grandparents
Doto and Daiwa are fat ass cows
>>572816025A FUCKING LEAF
Give me a youtuber/streamer to watch for Uma content that has good info and isnt some obnoxious seaningcan't be seriru
Um.. does guts matter this cm
>>572816078
>>572816131Query does not compute
>>572816136Guts as a stats never really matters
>>572815517Low aptitude lowers your speed, which lowers your stam requirement. Making longs arguably easier in career
>>572816007>what kind of experience do you have>say "MANTblazer survivor">hiredSometimes there is light at the end of the tunnel.
>>572816202WRONG
>>572816025who?
>trainee hits me with the "does this count as 'guts' training~" zinger during sex >immediately go flaccid
>>572816285It wasn't Guts that did that, it was the hidden Runfast stat
>>572816326AND THATS WHY YOU WILL NEVER BE A TRAINER OF THE FOLLOWING UMAS>RUDOLF>NICE NATURE>MATIKANEFUKUKITARU
>>572816153Mommy Daiwa and Creek would be a dangerous combination.
did you know that guts is speed
>>572816136My guts Laisu keeps jobbing this sprint lobbies or just because I have bad skills w/e
>daiwa scarlet rapes her trainer for talking to currenWhat the fuck was that for
I only have 60k carats, what should I pull for the next 2 years? I also own every important pace/front card and uma
Overcapping speed gives more speedOvercapping power gives you more accelOvercapping wit gives you... what exactly? Just a tiny bit of extra skill activation?
>>572816478Cow wife nr.1
>>572816478the correct response
>>572816478it was torena's fault for being unfaithful
Never reroll sparks, gwos. It's a scam to drain your TP. You'll always end up getting useless sparks twice.
>>572816550Sounds like someone hasn't overcapped their own wit
Guts is the most important stat for fronts
>>572816416sex with Fuku must be something else how would that even sound like
Donut?
>>572816478For even swaying to currenwhore lures
Is LB2 Bakushin enough or should i borrow MLB? 10% spd growth
>>572816478Number 1.
my penis is the most important stat for uma musume
You HAVE to make your aces in MANT otherwise you're missing crucial skills like uuuuuuuhhhhhhhh intimidate
>>572816753I'd personally rather borrow mlb bakushin and use tachyon wit but you shouldnt have any trouble reaching speed cap
anon is absolutely rightwit is uselessstop training wit on your aces and also please match when i match in the cm
>let my dick decide>130 pulls>got both mac and ship>decided not to pull for maru since i don't use fronts often>30 support tickets accumulated>11,576 caratsThis... should be doable for Light Hello if I skip Bamboo and Copano.. right?
i dont use my brain while i run
Wit is uselessYou just have to get lucky and you'll get all the procsLuck game
7 and you will get all of your cards for Grand Live maxed out in 3 pulls, 4 and you don't get a single card until the next scenario, anything else and it shows up after an annoyingly high amount of pulls
>>572816903you can get one spark, so you're def not getting a good enough lb tachyon
>>572816787hakuraku has win rate stats per scenario now and it seems to just kinda not matter much whether you pick mant/aoharu as long as it fits what you're trying to build
>>572816478She's such a fat cowNo one is interested in her saggy tits
>>572816996ARE THOSE
>>572816967URAbros...?
>>572816967Wouldn't this inherently be biased by the fact that you're more likely to be vs'ing aoharu umas and therefore the winrate of aoharu umas would rise?
>>572816996I want to drink her milk
when I was a kid, I found a kamasutra book under my parents' mattress umamusume
>>572816920Ayabe also knows this.
>>572812658NTA but>SpeWhich Spe?Opinions on Narita Brian's unique?
I was a fat lossless virgin who lost his virginity to a red haired doctor with an phd, she rimmed my ass and let me nut inside her rawUmamusume
>>572817153regular spe, also brian's unique is very good because it has speed carryover potential
>>572817153normal spe, her unique got buffed
>>572817181kino
who tf is umamusume with blue ribbons in sweepy's career story
>>572816996speak for yourself
>>572817098Meek would say this and it would explain her dead look that makes me want to fuck her so badly.
Summer GolShi's unique is a little too busted
NO ONE likes Daiwa Scarlet
Rape isn't cool
>>572814292You should post your club card
>>572816996children shouldn't dress like this
Super Meek
>>572817339speak for yourselfi want to get raped by a cute umamusume
>frontie winrate keeps plummetingGood Lord shit's bad frontbros.
>new data
>New data is availableDaiwa Scarlet sex update
>new data availableAAIIIIEEEEEEEE
Huh
>>572815731i grabbed a few icecream sandwiches, its fucking hot
it didnt even download anything
>>572817339men can't be raped by a woman
can someone post the sweepy bot discord inv?
>NEW DATA AVAILABLEOHNONONONONO SWEEPYBROS
>>572817512or did it...?
>>572817254Yamanin Sucre, winner of the 2003 Hanshin Juvenile Fillies, sired by Tokai Teio
I don't wear any clothes at home which uma is for me
>new data available>no downloads
Currently thinking about Shinko Windy.
mmmm tan Ulala...
Did they finally fix Throne?
>>572815081>>572814710And thats a good thing, imagine the shitshow during Ramonu and 3 Megamis
daiwa snoot attack
>they turned on the umacoin miner
>>572817570it was a master.mdb update, looks like they put some machan, wonder acute, laurel and kris s data back in after nuking it a day or so ago because they were crashing people's games when viewed in a race
the chiyonotes have been updated
>>572817608what video is this
It shouldnt be this hard for a 4 SSr deck to finish its event chains>inb4 buhione is marv power
>>5728177194 SSR is F2P now bwo
>>572817705https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=So7HcZRJe_E
>>572816958Oh well, 6 months of overtime so it's time to use THAT I guess.
sugoi cygames-samasugoi
How important is sprint S this cm? Usually turf S is more impactful when it comes to sprint cms.
>>572817687Leak the Chiyonotes
>>572817684My brown wife was simply to powerful I see
>>572817802both are ideal, they're similar. having one is better than nothing.
>>572817824thumbnail looks like he's smoking a fat blunt
i didn't bring enough speed sparks...doesn't matter because i didn't get OYL anyway
>>572817880Does that add to the aura?
>>572817719Kita didnt finish her chain.Marv didnt finish her chain.FineMo didnt either but thats not important.2.9k sp and NOTHING to spend it on man. Getting all the actually useful skills had me with like 600 left. THATS TWO GOLD SKILLS WORTH OF SP THIS RUN COULD HAVE BEEN IT
helios said my aura is laughable. what does that mean?
>>572816621I only do it on MANT parent farming
>150 Ulala What the fuck SOVL is back?
>>572816621ERMMMM no thanks DANCHODE i'm doing TWO runs a day now
The level of rng for this cm is too much. Looking real grim.
>>572818006
>>572817580That's good. You have that thinko.
>>572818006Bro cringemaxxing lamepilled
>>572818064>150Meant 483 woops
>>572817963fraid so
>>572817524He never made one and likely never will since he already quit. Both fake servers were made by 2 different people who stole the bot funnily enough.
>>572818189wtf is this real?
Runaway Suzuka with a Grass dom is so disgustingly effective.FUCK GOLDSHI
>>572818006wwwwww
Why don't I see more sprint spes in rooms? I thought she was OP now?
OHTHEY FIXED UNITY BUBBLESTHEY GIVE APTITUDE BASED HINTS NOW I THINK
>>572811303>4 years to "fix" SSR chainsgrim
>>572818296well fuck you just convinced me to do oonige suzuka and 2 doms with golshi inherit
>>572818356Is that allowed?
>>572818325slowbro...
>>572818356she would never say thisit would be way more punny
>>572818325nothing changed
is there really a point to raising wit above around 600+, or is it just statbloat?
c'est fini
>out of borrowsBack to waiting for daily reset I suppose
>>572818402Honestly I'd love to see one try
>>572818301I want to fuck my trainee so bad...she keeps unintentionally getting my cock hard. The little devil is blue balling me...
>>572818485I don't care much about winning this CM so I'm taking it easy and gonna try a meme comp
open race mechanics document and search for "Wiz"
I think I'll just save myself the CBT and build oonige+2pace.
>>572818457Some bubbles are giving me skills off-deck now and some aren’t
CBT is saving herself for me
>>572818515Report back bwo if you do it. Suzuka + 1 dom is already so effective what more with 2
that settles itim bringing Magical Flower Jets to CM againim sorry curren
Any older tier lists from Japanese version? Like what did the tier list look like when grand live launched, when grand masters launched etc.?
>>572818683I'm still kinda in parent mines because I need power turf seiun but once I get it I'll try a lot of suzu runs
>>572818708Those are my wives.
>>572818716a GL tier list will be worthless for us because we're getting evo skills earlier
tm opera o: hoh hoho hoo!! century will tremble in the presence of my glory, the grand act is about to begin!top road: wow! i am so inspired! im so boring and i only exist to be boring and normal and trying really hard!admire vega:
Just lost to this
>>572818881updooted
Do we even use Riko on Unity+
>>572818954Interesting, but what are the skills?
>>572818559They might have just expanded the non main deck support pools? Or the guest supports might be dropping the hints from their bubbles
>>572818997Well normally yeah but it's a sprint cm so no.
>>572818881Ayabe's angst over her dead sister is forced and retarded melodrama
Ticket responsibly!
>>572819076the shoes...
>>572818954I doubt this is a unity horse
>>572819054I was surprised that anons relate to her but then i realised i shouldn't be surprised
>>572819023Good thing I saved it as practice partner
>>572819120>Mile D
How the fuck do I win energy challenge with Meek? Everytime I see it's never O and always X
>>572819054doto reminds ayabe of her dead sister all the time but in a way that it isn't as obvious so she doesnt get called out
>>572819120It actually is https://files.catbox.moe/ae8d26.png
I put on a wedding ring as a prank on my trainee, and she started crying when she saw it
>>572819076AHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHEVACCHI I NEED YOU
>>572819145Unbeatable????
>>572819265Put one on her
>>572819076Do Pokke Stego CapArima shards pop up in the shop?
50 rolls on summer maruzen85 rolls on golshithis shitty king is all i gotfuck this crap gameAAAAAAAAAAA
>>572819354hahahahahahhahahahahahha
>>572819314If she duels she's practically unbeatable
>Smaru's first and second chain give 15 friendshipWait what the fuck?
>>572819265I had a small stack of wedding invites I was going to mail out on my office desk that my trainee saw about a month ago and she hasn't given more than 3 word responses since
>>572819265Mine told me to wear matching rings for good luck
I need to go Guts build. This SSR Bakushin speed isn't working out so great.
>can't put funny epithets on my umas anymore because we are out of MANT
the less sexy team than the mejiro team but still sexy
>>572819503>groomer
>>572819265My trainee has been mentally unstable ever since she caught a glimpse of my ningen fiancee
>>572818559>>572819040Okay nevermind, everything does seem untouchedI have no idea where that random skill came from
imagine
>>572819586i'll show you team sexy
>>572817603What the fuck are you doing? >No uma's>Barely any cards>Probably missing multiple SR'sFor what reason are you playing this game.
>>572819265it reminds me of that image where the Trainer tells Maya to close her eyes, then jokingly slips a candy ring onto her ring finger. Maya starts crying and says her dream finally came true, kind of sad
My trainee said that she couldn't trust my training advice because I'm overweight :(
wait what... I thought that was the umazon parcel. What did you make me sign?! WTF! Nyoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>572819265>>572819687
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>572819830what a cute sketch
>>572819792she doesnt mean that shichibro
>>572819801welcome to the family, son
>>572818219you talking about oofmatoes or the sweepy dev that rebranded it then shilled it here? i dont think sweep bro quit
Do I pull for the summer Maru card now, or for her rerun with fine motion?
>>572819830Six months You have been doing this every day for six months. Just kill yourself already
>>572819952If you already have FM, why?If you don't already have FM, just wait for RamonuIf you have 2LB/3LB FM, use tickets
>>572819801now you remember that her only alt is the wedding one
>>572819952If you pull now, you will get 3 SSR (1 off-banner and 2 Nakayama fest). If you pull FM you will get 2 SSR (both off-banner).Pick your poison.
I have lost my UG virginity
>>572820026hey
>>572819895https://x.com/kk_e_uu/status/2072711434820288822
>>572819717SRs are fine, just need to luck out a single SR Pasa and I can use those gold crystals on it in the future
>>572819987I like hearing about how much he likes his favorite
>>572820080I know it's not him you dumbo I can see the twitter filename but it's a cute sketch............
>>572820058uggo gold city...
>>572820058many are saying this
>>572817332I think I had the closest thing to a real life tsundere experience you can have.In high school, a girl would always find an excuse to be near me. When we got seated next to each other in class (by chance), she would start playing footsies with me during most classes. I also noticed that she had a picture of me in her wallet, and I once got a love note on my desk that was clearly written in her handwriting. During a school trip there was a dance party, and her entire circle of friends tried to get me to ask her to dance, but she wouldn't do it herself. She got super dressed up too, and cried after the party.The reason I didn't react to her advances was because I hadn't hit puberty at the time and hadn't developed an interest in girls yet. She was a year older than me and girls hit puberty earlier.One day, while talking to my friends in front of the classroom, some of our girl classmates walked past us, and for the first time my eyes were glued to the tits of one of them, my head actually turning as she walked by. Shortly thereafter, when tsundere girl started playing footsies with me during class again, I got a boner. I was finally ready.After school, I waited for her and ask if she had a moment. We went to a pretty private spot and I asked her out on a date. I was an awkward af teenager, but I figured it wouldn't matter since she was already into me.Her response. Her fucking response. "Eww, no!"I was so awkward and caught off guard that my response was even more retarded. "Why?"I don't remember exactly how the rest of the talk went, but she also claimed that she didn't cry because of me after that party during the school trip.Teenage me was confused as fuck and I figured I blew it, hoping she wouldn't tell everyone in class. She didn't. And the very next day during class? Footsies again as if nothing ever happened. During recess she would ask me what yesterday was all about. I was in full damage control mode and said it was just a joke.1/2
TEAM HEPATITIS? AW HELL NAH
Unity+ is the whore scenario that eats countless shitters virginity
>>572820143Shouldn't it be ugggo?
>>572820176Mejiro Maker was a better name
>>572820142mnaybe I wanted to link the artist
>>572820290okay that's fine then sowwy for assuming
>>572820161This shit kept happening. I asked her out a few more times over the year and her response would always be disgust and/or denial, only to continue to touch me and talk to me privately whenever she could right afterward. I was too socially inept to just tell her to cut the bullshit or make my move. So nothing more ever came of it and we graduated and went different ways. This was in the very early days of the internet, and cell phones were brand new. Neither of us had one, so we lost touch after graduation.Fast forward 1 year. I was in commercial school by then, and hornier than ever, so I dug out her family's home line number and tried my luck again. She agreed to meet up, and she had gotten a lot hotter. After some talking and catching up, I started making advances, but her behavior was completely different. Absolutely zero interest, and it actually felt completely genuine this time. I struck out hard and we never talked again.I always hated tsundere characters, and I think it's because of that experience. Frustrating as hell, and the affectionate part of her didn't make up for that. Obviously, it didn't help that I've always been an autistic social retard, but still. Fucking tsundere girls.Umamusume.
>>572820223she doesnt have all dat
>>572820019FM is a good card, don't bully herBy tickets you mean the freebie single pulls in the shop?
>>572819638why do some anons call copano a groomer anyway? there's no translation of her stuff so idk
>throne is bad>literally the strongest wit card in the game that gives the most skill points ever and fills your dead turns with good turns>10 rb 5te, 35% rainbowsyup im thinking players are retarded
I ran out of borrow...
Do we get any free pulls of the Light/Tachyon banner?
>>572820126stop samefagging you mentally ill freak, no one cares, you don't even know shit about her because you don't talk about her except for spamming how you love her or that she's cute
throne defenders this is getting pitiful........
>>572820349selectors >FM is a good card, don't bully herYes she is, but Ramonu is better, and you're gonna need an extra wit slot for your specialized style wit card.
>>572820019fine motion? what does she hv to do with maruzen?
>>572819120I feel like Ayabe guts would work better than Bijin or Urara here?
>>572818449She wants you to fuck her punny.
>>572820325Thanks for understandingFuck the poster below me though
>>572820161>The reason I didn't react to her advances was because I hadn't hit puberty at the time and hadn't developed an interest in girls yet.if your history had ended here, this would be the type of thing you would remember on your deathbedAh, blond girl whose name I shall not mention, I'm sorry I was a fucking retard, I still think about you from time to time
>>57282042460 maybe 100
>>572820436I haven't touched JP at all, I just find it funny how assblasted you are about extremely inoffensive ritualposts
>>572820465>Bobo releases right next to RamonuWhich do I prioritize?
>>572820535wait but that's me
>>572819952>fronts are doodoo in current cm>GL starts here>first GL CM is dirt 2000 (Brickey vs Hoguri)>next next CM is mileKINO>FM + Smaru starts at the same time as MilekinoYeah. It's an easy hodl situation. Only reason you want it now is groundwork RNG.
>>572820369some anons wanted to get molested as kids, and since their dream never came true, now they're projecting their fantasies onto Rickey
>>572820576if you play fronts EXCLUSIVELY you could mayhaps skip ramonuin any other case prioritize ramonu
>>572820369She is good with kids and is descrubed as being many boys' first love
>>572820576Bourbon, pull Ramonu on the rerun with SMaru
>>572820369its not capano thats a groomer, its nishino flower.
>didnt got golshPOST HER BUTT AAAAAA
>>572819145Yea, that's actually very solid for Unity - has all the skills you need (corners, GW, the good golds)
my golshi looks weird...
>>572820820that thigh looks so delicious
Rare
>>572820752this
Ask yourself, what form should a rapist fundamentally have?1. Superhuman strength to overcome victims2. Small figure to bait victims3. Flower theme as in to attract preyNishino Flower has ALL 3 of these.
>>572820770>>572808935
>>572821004Rape fantasies only work when the rapist is not ugly
>>572821004she has 0 wit growth
>>572821026i mean in game
>Got 12 TP drinks back for a bug that didn't even affect me (JP)Thanks Cygames, I guess.
>5 borrows>5 times Maru didn't finish her chain event
17 years o-o....AWOOOGA
>>572821192I don't believe you
>>572821004I accept this
>last thread is full of pornwhy tranny janny doesnt do his job ?
>>572821262why do you put a space between a question mark and a word
>>572821125*gets on my knees and cryes*don't shay that...*nishino crywer.jpg*
>>572821262if they ever did their job the staygoldtranny wouldn't be able to post here anymore despite all the avatarfagging
>>572821192as her trainer you have the obligation to take off her pantyhose
>>572821004The small, innocent figure also naturally protects her from people believing any of the accusations surrounding her. And if she wants to, she could ruin your life by crying and claiming shit about you, and everyone would believe her. It's terrifying desu. Better to just accept her love.
>>572821236ramonu wouldn't cry over this
>>572819378 AAAAAAAAA IT HURTS IT HURTS SO MUCH MY HARD EARNED CARROTS OVER THE MONTHSGONE WITH ZERO OUTPUTLOSE IN STOCK MARKETAND LOSE IN UMA GACHA MARKETAAAAAAAAAA
never cook again
>>572811938which late?
>>572814710As much as I love Super Creek, I never used her support card for a single CM. Wasn't needed even in long CMs.
Sorry I'm saving my carrots for COPEano Ricky
>Jobber grove run tha failed 2 trainings and had like 5 mood downs, didn't even cap wit and only had 2,5k SP>Somehow wins pracice roomsMaybe she's not as bad as i thought...
>>572818716Umas come and go but inherits are largely static and its mostly early pulls.
you can just not race during junior year and fail in mant and will count towards the questthank you Shiraoki-sama
>>572819054I think it was forced in the way it was presented. There wasn't much time to build it up, since she was like the tertiary plot, but they could have handled it better.It's not hard to understand how having frequent dreams about a dead sibling could fuck up someone's mind.
100 pulls, most of the time i got one SR and 9 nothing. I just want to ask if i should bother pulling any more than this, i am still fairly new to the game.
>>572821512I want a clumsy, dumb gyaru wife.
...You guys good?
>>572821731Protip for SSRs- you pull to a spark or you do not pull at all.
i just did a smart falcon career first the first time since MANT began
Man I love nu-Unity
>>572821731ALWAYS have 30k carats./a spark whenever you decide to pull on support banners
>>572821731You pull in multiples of 200 or you dont pull at all. For supports, you usually dont want to pull less than 400 times.
>>572821924Good morning, Mayachi. Season 2 was fun. Wish you had been there. You were supposed to be the protag after all, but we found a replacement.
YOU FUCKING SLUT GIVE ME SPEED STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pulled 50 (through cards):on maruzendo i need her?
>>572821480Bright would NEVER say this
>>572821924That is what a slut looks like.
738 runs so far and only one has ever given Fast Learner. I feel like if some Uma can get an event that gives a chance at fast learner on top of the random chance, it should happen a little more often.
>>572822113No this is Mayano
Convince me to not try and get 1LB Maru right now
>>572821924
>>572822103UWAAAAAAAAHHHH IT HURTS IT HURTS SO MUCHMY HARD EARNED CARROTS OVER THE MONTHSGONE WITH ZERO OUTPUTLOSE IN STOCK MARKETAND LOSE IN UMA GACHA MARKETUWAAAAHHHHbetter?
>team hymenwhat did they mean by that
>>572822197>>572822197>>572822197bweadreminder to remove the dream team event today for future bakes
>>572822070hmmmmmmmmmmmnyo
>>572822023>>572821834>>572821801So 100 more? Well i hope there are some carats in the main story.
So uh, what's the best way to this new Ura and Unity? Do the same build like how we did it before?
>>572822153is 1lb enough?
>>572822231>tfw i will never see this team because im always running sweepy
>>572822231>Greek God of MarriageWhat the fuck did Cygames mean by this
>>572822316So I hear
>>572822231Holy shit, the perfect team for hate sex...
