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>>572838226Calstone thread?
Hello friends!!
is spurt cope in CM16? or does it do something
why would you name a hors after shitty beer?
Tachyon LOVE
>>572838376i have no idea who this is supposed to be
>>572838378it does nothing, late doesn't start on a straight
SO RE WA...
>can't stop gooning to Maruzen and Golshi in their swimsuits AHHH DANCHOU SORRY I CAN'T FINISH MY RUNS TODAY
>marrying this
>>572838426Rudolf's tard wrangler
Digitan LOVE
wa[\spoiler]hey
>>572838579Nice
>>572838426
i hate that zoomer so much it's unreal.
*Licks lip* *SLURP* Ehehehe, just one more day until Opera-chan is mine. And there's nothing she can do about it....
>danchou requesting sashesIt's over isn't it
>>572838329
>good mood>go for rec>disco, wasted, >golshi immediately moods down afterYou little piece of shit!
>>572837756>https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=hakutaqanta+1boy+>No posts found.>https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=hakutaqanta+-1girl+>a singular Rice fanart with a small Bourbon chibiAre you ok?
>>572838329Calstone
>my danchou is doing more fan runs than usual
>>572838609Is this CB's mom or some shit
>>572838639nobody snipes those so I dont have to camp reset anymore :D
>>572838579
Give me some insider lore on YOUR (Yes (You)r) Club.Tell us all a secret that only your club members know.
>>572838609Ugly design
Helios rape
>>572838605>>572838841I'm on a walk gomen......
Can you cure Slow Metabolism with wit training?
>>572838226It's a good day to join HAYTHEREPlease add /uma/ to bio before joining.
>>>572838867Nobody in my club has ever once said a word and we just trade shoes.
>>572838902no
>>572838902Yes, you can. Other anon is lying.
How to 2800SP?
blos why am i not getting my end corners im pretty sure i won all of these wtf
>>572838867Our first Danchou's name started with D.When he quit we just started calling his replacement (X)anchou. With (X) being the first letter of his name.Now we're on yet another -anchou with another new letter.
>>572838867We once talked shit about an uma poster
>>572838867I'm pretty sure that me, dancho and maybe even the other officer come from the same country but I can't prove it
>>572839012tachyon wit
>>572839012Do like... 3 more races?
>>572838867the secret discord.
Can they do 5x team trials in one click THOUGH?
>most forced early-uma in the entire game>3 alts before a ton of characters are in the game once>ALL>THREE>SUCK>her VA doesn't even like Uma anymoreName a more cursed character
>Anon doesn't know Speed SymboliYour Keiba reps?
>>572839012Groove Wifey
>>572838226>15 min Unity career>Do 5 Unity runs to remake TT teams>Much enjoyable than 2 TS Climax careerNobody actually enjoyed TS Climax right?
>>572838867dancho had a hard life
we did it boys, SS with sweepy...
>>572839068comfy Kris S
Taiki Shuttle
>>572839287Can Sweepy do new URA?
>>572839261fun in small doses but grinding it multiple times every day was awful
>>572839293>>572838909Fuck off
>>572839224Her summer alt is pretty good in long once we get Opera O wit
>>572839261hahahahahahaahhhhhh
>>572839405why so rude...
>>572839003based>>572838936cringe
>>572838226Its an even better day to join Basashi (850734315). We're pretty chill with no club drama. We may or may not hit A someday, but we'll always be first rate, and you'll never have to worry about doing fan runs.If you're interested, send a join request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your description or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.
>>572839405
WHERE ARE MY SKILL POINTS
>>572839405Don't be rude to our B+ cuties.
>>572839471retard
>>572839335https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11715715
>>572838867a previous member recently tried to park an alt in the club. it was funny and we had a good giggle about it afterward
>>572839405we stand with our Haythere dacchi's, eat shit
>>572839224>her VA doesn't even like Uma anymoreWhy does this matter
>five threads ago, the baker didn't link the previous thread>the chain is irrevocably brokenowari da.
>>572839497>end closer
Is a run where my 3 SSRs finish their chains really too much to ask for
>>572838226ExcelUma (16/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismClub ID588536995
>>572839497Nigga that's 5 gold. That's the same SP with MANT, and you even have more because of the max hints per pop this time
>>572839567>won't go to pakalives or all the various uma events>will be less likely to be included in future scenariosit actually matters a lot
>>572839497>Budding Blossom on an end closer.
>>572839595I BELIEVE
Nobody cares about your random B clubs. Either make a comfy A/A+ or don't bother.
>>572839405wtf you made him delete the post fuck you
>>572839497>Ignited Spirit GUTS>475 Guts
>>572838867they both crashed out(in different ways)
>>572839678I care.
>>572839686I hope you guys can fill your ranks.
>>572839636No one likes Mcqueen.
>>572839601>16/30LETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
you guys arent in S clubs?
>>572839595
Thoughts?
>>572839678honsefun was B+ when I joined. now its been A for months. You gotta start somewhere, you cant just MAKE an A rank club off the rip, you have to grinda lil bit and work with your dacchi's
>>572839863I am
>>572839778Mayacchi wouldn't say this.
>>572839863nyo, not of my umadachiis are cool enough to sweep
>>572839775>black man on the coverWhat did the artist mean?
>>572839863/uma/club hasn't poached me yet
>>572839775Thanks, anon.
>>572839863if all danchous get rotated in uma club before being spit out after the uma club has taken their seed like the succubus they are, eventually I'll be a danchou and be taken to the uma club sex island too and then I'll be in a S club
Most kissable umanon?
What the fuck this got totally reworked, didnt it used to be an early race when-sucking thing?Is it any good now?
Why are physics so fucked up now
>>572839863I'm making a club right now so that i'll get poached to S club in 4 months.
>>572838867Some of my club members friended each other on steam
>>572839903>Northern Taste>JapanPretty sure the director is a leaf
>>572839778>femboy
>>572839863I'm in top 3 in an A+, please take me away from these disgusting leeches...
>>572839870>double debufferdon't tell me S. Golshi's cancer is already spreading
>>572840110The flag is for where they were fucking mares
>>572840049You
>>572839691No, I did that because i forgot my image.I dont mind the content of the reply nearly as much as the fact that I got a reply at all before I could delete the post. Now everyone will know about my mistake.
>>572840156bwo...
i can probably stop buying clocks now
>>572840196no one is saying this
I FUCKING LOVE WIT CAAAAAAARDSBAKUSHIIIIIN
>>572840156anon, the best current summer goldshi has thousands of borrows already
>>572840231
>>572840156It's spreading hard on public lobbies. The most disgusting one I've seen so far was dom + Runaway Suzuka because it fucking works
>>572840317sexsexsexsexsex
>>572839870>every CM onwards will be like thisgod FUCKING damn it
>>572840260is it follow capped?How do you guys keep up with this lol, are you just day 1 spam refreshing umadb?
>>572840156Its too soon for me to say for sure, but double debuffer should be a weak formation this CM due to how volatile it is.It will be strong on every other distance though.
>>572839678why, so you can steal our earners, rat?
>>572840382bwo you fuck clocks?
>>572840329Smooching Suzuka while running my fingers over her slender body
>moments before disaster
>>572840382
>>572840472Doto would do this
>>572840329it took me a second to realize you meant doms with a runaway ace and not cheating dom onto a suzu that is meant to die and fire it off
>>572840472cute >that endingnot cute
Cruel schedule, next year will be even worse...Copano RickeyJul 17 – Jul 26, 2026Light Hello + Tachyon spdJul 23 – Aug 9, 2026Taishin SteampunkJul 28 – Aug 10, 2026Seeking the Pearl~Aug 14 – Aug 22, 2026Fine Motion + SMaru spd~Aug 31 – Sep 6, 2026Seeking the Pearl~Sep 5 – Sep 11, 2026Tamamo Cross (Festival) + 1 more~Sep 13 – Sep 24, 2026Vodka (Christmas) + 1 more~Oct 8 – Oct 21, 2026Narita Brian (Blaze)~Oct 25 – Nov 2, 2026Kitasan New Year (New Year)Current placement~Nov 1 – Nov 13, 2026Hokko Tarumae~Nov 11 – Nov 21, 2026Daitaku Helios~Nov 19 – Nov 29, 2026Ines Fujin (Valentine) + 1 moreCurrent placement~Nov 27 – Dec 11, 2026Mr. C.B. + 1 more~Dec 17, 2026 – Jan 10, 2027Mejiro Ramonu wit + 7 more~Dec 17, 2026 – Jan 9, 2027
>>572839224that's why teio is the GOAT
>>572840614the "E" stands for el condor pasa
>>572839678We were A, but then multiple left because they didn't want to waste a slot while inactive
>>572840426you use umadb?I thought the doxxer was better for parent searching
>>572840606almost all of this is pretty mega-skip though>rickey is good but also selector bait >roll for tachyon>smaru is already done>skip seeking the ugly face>skip tama>skip xmas>roll blaze brian>roll NY kita>skip hokko>skip helios>roll for fujin>roll for CB/creek>roll ramonu (which is over a year from now)
>>572840597It would probably be confusing to most, and tbdesu I didn't even know how Goldshi's inherit works until 2 threads ago
>>572840606Is new brian really that far away? ugh
Dober has randomly jobbed 2 optional G1s nowVery cool
>>572840765chrono? that program is pretty dogshit for parents because it gives you ABSOLUTE FUCKING SLOP results, like giga-shitters who were ace training in URA finale, with like one super good uma in the middleSo to be more accurate, chrono = 99% shit 1% ultra-meta parentsumadb = more filtered results
>>572840528>group chat full of tranniesKill Australians
>>572840606200 pulls on festival inari if you dont want to brick your account
>>572840913You know you can filter results right?
I'm trying to figure out what Wit card to pull next, if to pull at all. I mainly play late surgers, so most of the time it would be a card to accompany my MLB Nice Nature.I was inclined to go with CB for the higher spec prio (running two 35s sounds horrid), but that would mean waiting until September. OTOH, I likely wouldn't need to spend a crystal to max out my 3LB Creek.Between Finemo and Teio, I assume the former pumps out better stats, and getting SSR Maru wouldn't be bad, but TT aside I'm literally never taking Speed Star, while Prof of Curvature is always useful. Teio also has +2 mood on the first chain event, which is nice.The other alternative is to hoardmaxx until December for Ramonu.Any ideas?
>>572840606soonge
>>572840985chrono is infamous for its horrible filter options, but yes
>>572841017Fuck, I kinda want to roll for her.
>>572838378Straightaway Spurt?Last straight is 90m after the spurt starts, so it's cope-ish. It's hard to hit top speed within that gap so it won't be completely pointless, just not good for it being so late.
hey it's that one jobber from the manga
>>572840987either hoardmax or FMYou're already getting curvature from Kita
>>572840606just ticket them gwo
>>572841078succubus
>>572840987>latesAir Groove or skip to Ramonu.
>>572840606>Rickey skip, buy her later>Light Hello and Tachyon roll >steampunk Taishin/Ticketmega skip>Pearllmfao>festival Tamamo/Inariroll if you like loud midgets, they're way better than their normal counterparts but medium is still XOguri territory >christmas Vodka/Daiwaonly Daiwa is good if you don't have other fronts for long distances >blaze Brianreally, really good long uma, definitely roll if your team is lacking >new year Kita/Diawhite Kita is the second coming of XOguri, don't know how people haven't talked about this yet, also an amazing parent >Tarumaeshe's ok>Helios skip unless you really like fronts>valentine's FujinVBourbon killer since her wit support should be out at the time, I forgot who the other one is to be honest>CB/Acethey're ok if you like hags>Ramonu witmust roll alongside the GL release banner and white Kita
>>572840987Why did you skip Finemo... Well now it's too late, just hoard till Ramonu.
>>572840745i know you're being funny but someone unironically did this last month and then proceeded to be mad the entire month because they were rejected
>>572840745if you're the dancho of an A+ club 30M monthly is enough to get in /uma/club
>>572841203>steampunk Taishin>mega skip
Oh shit I'm rich.I guess I will buy those Mambo star pieces at the club shop after all.My whites arent even that good. Its just a 9star power Nishino
>>572841363He must have meant mega sex.
this is rape
>>572839728my team's total guts is 1.6k... 0.09 accel it is
>>572841363sorry but both Taishin alts look horrible, at least UAF Tikezo is pretty
>>572841397Nishino is in high demand. I have a Nishino with mixed pinks and mixed speed/power sparks gets me 100 CP a day.
>>572841434>TMD
>DUUUUUUDE I CANT WAIT TO PULL ON THE NEXT IMBALANCED UMAit is like cygames serving fentanyl to metafags
>>572841486100 WHAT
>>572841516who care's if she's imbalanced? she just needs to race not walk a tightrope
Didn't realize they let you hide the UI on a victory screen photo. I need to do a Creek run NOW.
>>572841516theyre pretty bad at being fent dealers then since meta umas are so far out . I mean brian is still like half a year away or morethere's a reason this video is a meme, they stayed good for a reeeeeal long time
>>572841618Nishino CP :)
>>572840606Is this your pull plan, zwo? This is garbage.
>skipping rickey
Senior year early octoberNone of my SSRs have finished their chains
>>572841803you buy her later, not skip her
Ura is kinda whatever are the skills in it something that actually matters for parents?
>>572839863i was before on umao here when it was still S, and now i am in retirement home with my umadacchis on basashi
>>572841618100 Cheese Pizzas.That anon must be a Teio poster if he's eating that many pizzas a day.
Why do you retards love gaslighting so much
BAKUSHIIIIN
>>572841486I'm still using a random Maru with 8* URA and she's STILL getting me 100 CP a day. It's not really an achievement.
>>572841912please quote the gaslight post in question
>>572841912lying is the most fun an anon can have without taking their clothes off
>>572840054it's like old head-on/slick surge. so kinda bad on longer track. it's not bad on sprint though for gamble.
>>572841397Club points get replaced with a better currency (trainer medals) where you can buy shards, tickets, and hint books, so you probably don't want to waste them
>>572841849meek skills are pretty good as they also give stats when inherited, and the URA spark itself is still the best
>>572841793These are the only upcoming 2026 not ugly umas who survived in top tier until the end of 2025 in jp.
>>572840118
>>572841912You really think someone would just go on the internet and spread lies?
big think
>>572841912I never gaslight.I also rarely give advice.
>>572841981Did you have anything else to add or was the only point of your post to satisfy your urge to drag someone else down?
>>572842085>metafagopinion discarded
>>572842269Bono is way too big
I had 80ish card tickets, 50ish uma tickets and around 90k carrots.Sparked on Maru banner, got both Maru and the other one to 2LB.Then decided to try pulling Golshi early but sadly she didn't come so sparked while getting Maya and Curren brides, and some Tosen shards. Golshi came at 190 so sparked Queen. Now I'm sitting on almost 50k carrots and thinking whether it wasn't better idea to use those uma tickets and carats to try to get Seiun and Brian for parenting. Maybe I should also pull Maru on her rerun because I still lack 1 or 2 FineMo cards for MLB.On the other hand I might be getting tired of this game. I wanted to get Maru fig but her pre-orders are running out and I'm not that motivated to order it for some reason. I don't even get daily carats most of the time because running full career takes long time. I can't even use Maru card on Maru and training fronts is already hard. I don't even know what these QoL changes brought. I don't even know what cards would I want to plan for if I wanted to switch to Pace/Late since bunch of umas I like run these styles.help
>>572842041So right now is the ideal like>grandparents are 1 Ura 1 Unity with desired skills>parent is Mant for affinity
>>572841912desu /uma/ has actually improved its advice-giving a LOT the past month/vm/ used to give way better advice but now they have two people over there who are totally MANTbroken and keep telling people MANT is still the most optimal way to play for everything
nyehehehe....
>>572838426>>572838609
>wake up>Brave doesn't support 4chanx anymoreWtf do I do now bwos?
>you can get multiple sales nowcomfy
>>572842024Nah, I'm tired of waiting for her to spook me.Now I can finally do her career.
>>572842391Where's tether?
>>572841912I'll do whatever it takes to win CMs
>>572842363lmao retard did you pull while drunk
>>572842372affinity isn't something you should worry about anymore but yeah, if you want a parent to use for umas for different distance then you should be running MANT still
>>572842418wait thats what this is about, you can stack sales?? holy shit goat
My oshis are all hags.
is maru good for non fronts or is biko still better
>>572842463you have never once ran into a single /uma/ person in your CM finalsdo you guys understand how many fucking people play this game? apparently not
>>572842363didn't ask
>>572842297>he forgot "not ugly part"You are brown, I should have figured that out earlier.
>>572842386idk we have those types tooBut also there's def less gaslighting nowadays than there used to be. I still think about how shit the threads were during the FineMo rerun
>>572842542you get to speed facility 5 by like september of second year so Maru is better
>>572842539basedbasedbasedbased
my TP bar hasn't looked like this in months
>>572842085You missed Daiichi Ruby
>>572842534they also added select all
>>572842465No, just slightly depressed because I'm unlovable waste of air. I think even my parents gave up on me by now.
I dont know what I expected when I clicked on that link. I am fully aware it's my fault
>>572842151The fact that you have the top of your image cropped off makes me suspect that it is late October or something, and you don't want us to know how bricked this run is.
I just want to have consensual sex with my uma wife, but jewgames made her queer. How can I live another day without blowing my brains out?
>>572842386>keep telling people MANT is still the most optimal way to play for everythingI hear that here too tho
>>572842556But I've ran into two different club members and one ex-club member during CMs.
>>572842659
>>572842391share the code...
we went a whole week without someone posting their cock in the thread. proud of you guys for lasting this long.
>>572841057First time I've ever heard this when most people prefer Chrono over UmaDB because it has more filter options and not as retarded as uma.moe's. It also has the most data.
>>572842867>finalsput the glasses back on rudolph
>>572842363seiun/brian is a really bad bannerseiun will be farmable in a few weeksbrian's far better alt comes out soon too (and OG is farmable at 2.0)
Is 510 stam enough for a pace chaser for Mile TT? One of my ace attempts procced mile S and ended up loaded with golds anyway.
>>572842762Well what did you think of it?
>>572840606>tickets>200 pulls with free pulls>eww skip >eew skip >skip >eww*2 skip >skip >skip >skip >get her with free pulls + tickets>skip>roll with carats>roll with carats>skip>roll 400 times with free pullsIt's not that bad
So which bot are we using now? It's Icarus safe?
>>572842935Who said that? Where are my glasses?
>>572842723Isn't pretty enough to justify pulling despite being strong, also her alt is pure upgrade over original.
How do I get Dia-chan now?
>>572842923I mean if you wanna just write a fanfic go for it I guessnot sure how else to respond when quite literally every single thing you wrote you just made up
>>572843063amogus
>>572842556Anon, you are vastly overestimating the strength of the the average /uma/ player.
>>572842978I'm not particularly passionate about the subject matter displayed, so no really deep thoughts. It's big, sure.
I use Chrono because Chrono is cute
>>572842659wasnt following the conversation and assumed a catbox link would be for sexy umas
>>572843184and you are VAAAASTLY, 10x worse over-estimating what it takes to get to CM finals
>>572843069Walk around with your penis out
>>572843234time.h is Cuter
>>572843201Well would you suck it? Yes or no.
>>572842919
>>572841057>>572843098Looking at the new goldship data alone, chrono has more data than uma.moe. umadb doesn't even let me go over 100 results...If you try looking for smaru card, chrono literally has 10x more results than uma.moe
85 te deck
>>572842913nta929345065451
>>572843307No, kill yourselfI hope you never find a club, weirdo
>>572843234She's more sex than cute
>>572843383>LB0
i'm not clicking on datis it bigger than the previous cock
>>572842941>seiun/brian is a really bad bannerWhy? Their skills still seem to be better ones for parenting. And I guess having Seiun would give me someone else besides Bourbon to use Maru card on.
>>572843025Her alt comes out like 2 years later and she's very good in the miles and sprint CMs, also she's cute you faggot
>>572843307if you want fags to gush over you post it again during erp hours
>>572843437Why are Currens so erotic?
>>572843486It is the same cock
>>572843383your guts bakushin?
>>572843383Oh right, the TE meme is back on menu again ever since MANT died...
>the guy who I borrowed MLB Throne from for 3 days immediately switched it to MLB Maruzensky
>>572843363>If you try looking for smaru card, chrono literally has 10x more results than uma.moe>uma.moe has 178 records>chrono has 2651 recordsbruh I thought uma.moe already caught up but chrono really is the scraping god
>>572842971please respond...
I just want to have consensual sex with my uma wife, but jewgames made her queer. How can l live another day without blowing my brains out?
>>572842386>MANT is still the most optimal way to play for everythingThis is literally true retard
>>572843595me thinks yes
>>572843602You can't. Time to end it.
>>572842971>>572843595its low but you can buy a recovery and be fine
I have to go to work can I please get a (You) guys?
>>572843654that's a man
>switch only 3 umas out>already casually hitting almost 900kTRAIN YOUR TT UMAS NOW THE CUTOFF LINE IS GONNA SKYROCKET
>>572843572She's already scraping JP also, the JP clubs are insane at fan farming
>>572838909just applied
>>572843254>to get to CM finalslmaoAnon I'm talking about winning here.
I lost all of my filter listfuck you Brave
>>572843768I have a 5 day weekend.
>>572843602Step 1) become a straight man that finds lesbians hotStep 2) stop forcing yourself to self-insert & understand that you weren't going to be the one involved anywayStep 3) continiue to ship your wife with yourself because imagination is the only thing that matters in this world
>>572843768I love (You)
>>572843768
>>572840745>>572840898>>572842659>Same deletion timeImagine being such an attention whore that you dare yourself to post a dick pick lmao
hypothetically speaking anons, if I were to deploy this Cancer wonder, who clearly is my oshi and ace for sprint, and just happened to have enough SP for some debuffs, and a parent summer golshi by another coincidence, would she do anything at all? I happen to have a twin tachyon too.
>>572842386/vm/ in general used to be better for stuff about the game but it's steadily gotten worse. I used to go there on occasion for help with skills but they're always having a meltdown over something and it makes asking for advice hard. I'll take the hornyposting and occasional gaslights over their unfun general.
Oh cool, a catbox link! Let me give that a cli--
>>572843516Who cares about 2 years gap? We have enough of as good(and prettier) alternatives.Pearl for example is a versatile working horse which you can put in Sprint/Mile and it will be good all the way until 2026 jp.
Need magical girl uma. One who transforms in the background or for her alt.
It's time to d-d-d-d-d-duel
neko musume
>>572843883oh no no no no how will dickposters ever recover
>>572841057I can't even fucking filter by generic blue count in umadb what are you smoking. It has like the worst filter options of all the websites
>>572843853Step 1) stop being a retard who replies to obvious bait.
>>572843640yeah man go ahead and explain to this thread how your 1200 speed/power uma is winning vs the 1350 speed/power/wit uma because you had an extra rank of pace chaser cornersgo on, give the explanation.
>>572844027Your Kawakami?
>>572844113You might just be retarded.
Remember you have to do 5 MANT runs for the event or you will be punished
>>572843886Hypothetically speaking she would cast dominator, yes. But in a volatile envrionment like sprint I personally prefer going triple ace for better consistency
>>572843943I used to go there a lot too but it's really annoying how the fucking faggots that don't even play the game like to make their made up rules, now that they're purging the flatliners that made the threads worse it's getting better at least.
>>572844041swap riko for another wit card and try again
>>572843872CUTE!!!!!
>>572842386>>572843943/vm/ was never good about giving advices because their knowledge is worse than /uma/I gave up on /vm/ after I got bombarded with quotes saying Paces would dominate Taurus CM after I said Paces would suck
>>572844184I have to suicide 5 McQueens you mean.
>>572844165That's a gorilla
>>572844214Nah
>>572843768sure man here you go
>HAHA LOOK AT ME MY IMAGES ARE BLOWN THE FUCK OUT CUZ HDR OR PHOTOSHOPthat gimmick was SUPER fucking funny when some guy did it once a week or month as a flashbang jump scarenow the copy cat tranny does it every single fucking day, multiple times a day as well
I haven't played Unity in a while, got my first UG ever with the revamp. But I don't remember how much you are supposed to race. Just some G1s to get some affinity? G2s on bad turns (which feel so rare now)? Some careers like Falco have so many of them it starts to feel a bit cluttered. Help!!!
>>572844172See if I want stam/power/speed regardless of combinations as long as it has 9 total blue sparks, I'm able to get that in chrono in one searchIn umadb i have to do multiple searches
>>572844242
>>572843640double-retard
>>572842386bwo most of /vm/ is too scared to race 3 times in a row during MANT. There is no good advice there
>>572842386I used to go to /vm/a for game discussions but lately they're getting more and more thread derailment and melties. I guess it's all the curse of generals or 24/7 breads.
>>572844283G2s arent worth it. I got 3k skillpoints doing 20 races, so do some optional g1s, especially if your uma has secret events tied to them
>>572844187Yeah I think for sprint is not that worth, but is it really going to be the meta from now on? to bring 2 umas to mile and long with dom...?
>search maru and get a bunch of hits every thread because people are talking about the cardplease give my wife more attention, thank you very much
>>572844113umadb filters are garbage, i'm glad chrono is supporting JP now so I don't need to touch it anymore
>front"""mains""" suddenly doing pace chasersummmm bwzos where is le frontniggers??? ur 100 porcento parentslaving equal 100 porcento win rate? no?? ok heres ur shitty maru card gwo? le whales strat??? oh nonono frontchoos your wins(victorias)? frontards your responses? your winrates frontloops? ohohohohoho ohhh nononono frontflops the CM is le gambling frontniggers your stable style frontcunts??? ehh??? eh eh eh eh?? mmmm frontblobs hmmm???? frontputts??? where's the commotion frontnuts??? gro, your groundwork fronthurls??? your build a gajillion lengths straight from the gates frontshunts hmm??? huh??? frontpiss?? blo(my brother in christ) your highest winrate gameplan??? frontwiddles???? uhuh, uhuhuh fronthype frontpyoi cygame cashcow frontshizzles hmm hmm??? currency equine even wait wait wait bzo your pp+dd frontloos??? wro bwo your numero uno to awesome front anglings???? gwo your schemings??? frontpiddles your mandated 90% gajillion coolio winrate awesome style after a shilljillion parentrun years 5 greens groundwork bwo bro vro????? frontfizz your don't stop no don't stop till finish woahh woahh woahhh woaaaaah wooaaaaaaah strategem???? whale philosophy running style frontpukes????
>>572844234I'm not sure, it says TS Climax Races so you may need to do a FULL run, fucking devilish Cygames. I'm just botting it anyways
>>572844342>t. you're about to get loved
>>572844041Legit could've been a monster with another wit card?? All that stamina and you didn't even go for the Head-On event? What a waste of luck
>>572844360Its the faggots that don't play the game, hopefully it gets better now that they're being purged.
>>572844446teio would say this
>>572844027Anon, that's just Special Week. She has been here since day 1.
Anyone got space in a club? semi-competitive i have 23k points 220263145610
>>572844402How meta it is depends entirely on how consistent the ace's strategy is. Thats why it's so good with the hog, because she has an 80%+ chance of firing her ult at a good timing.
>>572842412use 4chan's native extensionthe 4chan sounds extension should work with the native extension if you need sound posts
>>572844446>t. 800lb fatass
>>572844385>>572844283i was wondering about that as well. should i do curren's secret event still? bitch can't race for shit without the mile sparks
>>572844446The one CM where pace chasers are good is also the one CM Teio has G aptitude for
>>572844446
>>572844302I get what you mean now, turns out I am the retarded one.
>Three purple on speed in a rowBit early to be reaching 500+ isn't it?
Sooo did SMaru's Top Runner saved fronts?
>>572844564I honestly forgot she exists
I request derby sashes everyday.
>>572844446based and real
Oh hey this got buffedany good for gambling now or still shit?
>>572844574I dont like the hog enough to metaslave for her, I will have to find my own hog among my favs
I hate Teio so fucking much
>>572844834good since it's a short track
I thought inspiration got buffed??? Where the fuck are my pink sparks?????
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>572844517Wit is fine, you guys need to stop drinking the seriru kool aid. Taking 10 mid sparks just to get one extra accel when you already have taiki+nishino+nsm+ignited skills is retarded too.
>>572844565Invite sent.
>>572844834in general yes but for this cm no, 272 sp for what becomes basically a single circle straithaways... there is no accel straight in this track
>>572844669+45 stats and a good skill? Yeah, I'd get some mile sparks on her and do it.
>>572839534that’s not taiki shuttle
>>572844834Nah, buy homestretch haste instead
>>572844937theyre def buffed for me im at like 80% sprint S chance atm
Have a sip!
>>572845232
>>572845232Sluuuuuuuuuurp
I can smell the fear from people now that MANT is over and you need to actually use your head and skills to know how to race in Unity Cup without killing your gains but still getting crucial extra skill points
did chrono genesis site have a stroke?
>>572844224The real meta is just to browse both desu, that's how you get the best knowledge and the best rooms.
>>572845171I've done 10 careers since and only got it once this is fucking bullshit
What is the best card to borrow for an Oguri front parent run.Running>Bourbon (wit)>KB>Smart Falcon (Power)>Riko>Maru
I WONT FALL FOR THE PROPAGANDAYOU CANNOT MAKE ME DREAM OF LOVEY DOVEY CUDDLING WITH MR COCKBALLS UNDER THE RAIN
>>572845402can you be a cringe tranny somewhere else
>>572845369>make an agenda with all the extra g1s your uma can run>race if it's a bad-mid training turnWhat is there to be afraid of
>>572845450What do you mean? you're already married to her
>>572842810late march actuallybut yeah still bricked
>>572845369shut up brown
>>572844446I may have to rape Teio
chat, do i buy uma musume: baldur's gate 3? it's 25% off.
>>572845543shut up troon cel
>>572845369>use your head>in the "click arrows and bubbles" scenario
>>572845537AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>572845632If you like RPGs then yeah you should. Combat isnt great but you can just turn on easy mode and fuck around with your companions
>>572845454no here is just fine baby gurl>>572845648>brown troonie loonie
>>572845632more like baldurs gay af lmao
>>572844691don't fucking remind mei just want to oshirun anime teio but the world conspires against her ever being allowed to competepace chasers are dog ass 95% of the time unless your name is oguri cap, and this is a fucking sprint
!
>>572845632But Party Dash is 18 bucks.
>>572842412Why do people use brave?Other than Manifest V2, which I guess is now gone
>>572845632>25% offbro just pirate it at that point
spent 12 hours making front aces yesterday only to get pulsed on by SS oguris with uncapped speed and 800 wit
>>572845632If you like RPGs, specifically CRPGs, abso fucking lutely. It's a fantastic entry point into CRPGs as well, tho Divinity OS2 is even better in that sense, as it's a lot simpler and straight forward.
I wish I had even a fraction of this kind of confidence
>>572845903fronts are pretty bad in the sprint CM my dude
>>572845904Who invited Doto?
Finally!
>>572845369MANT was way fucking harderEvery single turn was>Check training>Are there any good ones?>Do you actually need the stats from that training.>Check races>Do you have a rival race? Do you need a race for an epitath?>Do you have the items to risk 3+ races>Are you going to go deep and dump to awful mood chasing races or try to salvage.Shit was fucking cancerous. Aoharu is literally >Is there a G1? If bad bubbles race, if good bubbles train.
>>572845016>there is no accel straight in this trackWho cares? Just activate it on a corner anyway.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KzUSqUW9LU
>>572845853But what does the CB stand for?Civilian Broadcast? Is she wandering around slinging trucker slang?
>>572845904Yeah DivOS2 really is better in everything aside from production value. Though dont really like how they handled companion quests in that game.Umamusume: Pretty Derby is fun again and I fucking love Mejiro Dober.
>>572845938
>>572845903oguri gameoguri cityoguri continentoguri worldeven in the one (1) cm we're free of hannukah cap before another 3 months of dominance, base oguri is still the best runner and it's not even closearen't you glad she gets cygames favoritism and gets the best velocity unique in the game
CB is Transcend for normies
Give me a good late or end to make into a sprinter for my TT teamking halo seems awful and her career is aids
>>572846005???you just posted things that were not actually choices in MANTB
>>572845938"How do we continue Nico Yazawa's legacy? Love Live is dying" "what if we put her as cool legendary horse idk" "that's it, you're getting a raise of 5 yen this year and won't have to work 20 hours a day"
>>572846185Air Groove take the hagpill
>>572846185Earu Gruvu
>>572845904DOS2 is good, but I dropped it like 5 hours in because who the fuck thought 15 dudes taking turns without SUPER SKIP was a good idea? It's like MANT.
>>572846185How about my failwife
>>572846185Cheer king is a big upgrade. You could also terraform Kawakami Princess (D sprint).
>>572846185BOOBSHishi AmazonAir GrooveMejiro Ryan if you have a lot of Sprint Sparks
>>572845901i'm okay with spending money on good devs.>>572845904i played divinity2 and enjoyed it. i never went back to do more runs though so i suppose i didn't enjoy it THAT much. makes me question if bg3 is worth...
how much power bonus do i need from my speed cards to cap power?best parents i can do are 6* + 2*
>>572846329she got 2nd again right after I posted this
>>572846103>>572846325New to CRPGs, I take it?>>572846367If you didn't enjoy D2, I don't see why you'd enjoy BG3. The main advantage is the HEAVILY increased production value, and that is all bling bling, not gameplay. Arguably the game is more limited due to be hamstrung by DDs ruleset.>>572846103This.
>>572846352Lmfao SPRINT RYAN LETS GOwait damn no dober unique I need that
do you guys think its grandparent material, or nah?
Team SEX and Ryan
>>572846027Cock and Balls.We've known this for awhile anon.
>>572846337Will Cheer King be okay as a late this time since it will be a front/pace heavy lobby?
Why is Bright the least popular Mejiro? I see people posting fucking Ryan more than Bright
>>572846592Groundwork doko
deck for taiki shuttle anons? she spooked me and its time to use her for a sprint
>>572846592no groundwork. PP/ignitedwit makes me wanna say no, also 1* pink is rough
>>572846185picrel
>>572846592get ignited wit and groundwork bwo
>>572846592mid blue bad pink mid whites bad green
>>572846601C'mon mate, she's giving you the sex eyes there.
>>572846729This is what I was runningThough since she has an accel unique the better borrow might be guts bakushin instead of another accel in neck and neck. Parents were mostly power
>>572846592not with this pink
>>572846693I like bright more than ryan for sure, but it feels like bright has nothing going on for her, all others have their autism
>>572846693bright's entire character story:>loses to special week>stops existing
>>5728467292 spd 4 wit
>>572846160elaborate
>>572846930bro your daiwa power/bakushin guts?
>>572846614No clue, I just assume I have to run her as an end due to her unique. The actual CM is often not representative of rooms. I'd like to make a late version just to take advantage of the OYL buff given that spurt doesn't work.
>>572838609i'd fold instanty in front of her holy gaze
>>572846862thanks, I think I will borrow bakushin guts and pray she drops me all sprint skills I need
Gimlet...
>>572846592wit sparks are fairly useless for a while as both buffed unity and grand live are witmaxxing scenarios1* mile is worthlessred shift is mostly worthlessnone of the skills are difficult to get or particularly expensive
WHERE'S MY CLOCK?
this is my mom
>>572847185is your mom single?
wit cards are shit unless if you have the buhi wit cards
>>572847185is she single?
>bring CB and NN wit>if i get daring strike i will go end closer>if i get OYL i will go late surger>im a genius!>both chains did not finish
>>572847243except for tachyon wit thoughbeit
okay
>>572847168did 2 spe runs earlier, annoyed the fuck out of me cuz of random lossesgod I hate that chud bitch
>>572846729Guts + Wit. Anyone not running guts gets rekt by dueling.
>>572847243fine lotion isn't a buhi card because1. rerolled till you get 1LB 2. then use 3 rainbow crystals for MLB
>>572846592I'm not sure how useful wit sparks will be in GL, but I having a feeling they wont be good. They certainly arent good for nu-Unity. Back in MANT that was good, but now I'd take 2star power over that.Whites are okay.Redshift isn't good for most races, and Maru doesnt have the best affinity.1star pinks arent that great.Its not bad, but it depends on what else you got.
>>572847185
>>572847373my account doesnt have fm...
>>572847185would
>>572847352you can't cap speed with just guts in unity, thougheven with the buff, you don't have the clleat hammers, megaphones, and ankle woeghts to scale them off of guts
>>572847373>not buhi>tells him to use THREE FUCKING CRYSTALS ON HERThose are worth so much fucking money dude
>>572847435why didn't you reroll like all the guides told you to?
>>572846829Ryan looks cute with long hair. Almost sex hair
>>572847185i need her sitting on my face so bad
>>572847343No... Don't call her that...CALL HER A FATASS INSTEAD. YOU JUST ATE WHAT THE FUCK
>>572847545gwo please
>>572844224That literally never happened so I am guessing you and the other shitposters are just making shit up
>>572847326Oguri Crap (as in SHIT)
>>572847185Teiofags look like this
>>572847594
>>572847480what else are you going to use crystals for???? don't tell me, you're one of those people who have 1000 health potions at the end of each skyrim playthrough
>finally get good sparks>that nigress happy meek never showed up so I couldn't level herIf it's not card events, it's some other core mechanics that's fucking up. Fuck this game.
>>572847373crystals are for finishing off a card when you have 1 or 2 copies left and you have a good chance of wasting the exchange points
>>572847585What?Cannot a man just like big fat girls?
>>572846524>New to CRPGs, I take it?This does not work because most CRPGs implements RTWP. Turn-based is recent to the genre. Kingmaker devs even initially released the game as RTWP, only prioritizing turn-based later. Larian just forgot to add an ultra speed option, and it's fine to admit that.
>>572846614>>572846996Her unique should activate consistently as late in a pace/front heavy CM, however it doesnt do anything on this track.
>>572847571I'll call her a FAT CHUD INCEL for how much she annoyed me those runs
>>572847731I mean....
>>572846729Gonna do it again and swap Fuku -> Maru and Ulala -> Pearl. I also gotta find a Flower that isn't stam sparks.
>You don't get as much SP in unityIsn't it enough to just do a race when there is bad training? I never have less than 2600, which honestly was my average in mant
>>572847768>>572847731>>572847585>>572847545stop posting this retard
>>572847753Ojisan Doto would say this
brick-182 has one spot for anons who want a chill and comfy A+ club25mil every month, reply with your ID and I'll invite you or apply in game with /uma/club ID: 835612678
>>572847784keep urara dumbby
>>572847860>one spot
laisu
>>572847815make me big boy~
anyone know when we're supposed to get the tachyon event that lets you fix sparks?
Bricked bros, I know things are looking grim right now, but trust the plan. /uma/ club is actually helping you, look at what happened to autisuma after their danchou leftIt's a win-win for everyone, lust for revenge is what moves things forward after all
>>572847792>2600anon, you'd be getting 3k+ from TB. the difference is nearly two golds which is gigantic.
>>572847732Just use cheat engine if your autism won't allow you to suffer through it lmao>I can't by PC is badGet over it then, turn based is better and BASED
salvageable or should I do the Oguri 5-race special for potential parent I bought some skills btw
>>572847976First one was after 2.0 anniversary, like two weeks or somethingSo probably Jan/Feb
SHE JUST KEEPS EAETING
>>572847873That feels like too many roamers with Maru + Urara. I've ran the many roamer deck before and it is very far from consistent. Pearl has useful skills for sprint + uma stan.
>>572847981I'll just work for the traitorous retard too, we will keep A+ I will make sure of it
>>572847373Anon, by that logic there are no buhi cards.Every card is an F2P card if you're retarded.That said, FM is not a buhi card. F2Ps should have been able to save up 400 carrots for her banner.
>>572847957would lick this hag (and every hag) clean.
chiyono, I think you got the wrong poster
>>572847984never managed to get 3000+ SP in mant honestly, skill issue or whatever I averaged 38 races and never went above SS
this general loves fat umasthis general loves preg umasand frankly?it's a cool place to be
feel free to stop posting any time
I HAVE 14 SPRINT SPARKSLET ME HIT ONE AT LEAST ONE TO A
>>572848137yeah I'm also getting more sp in Aoharu
I will post
feel free to stop giving it attention and start doing THE DEED anytime
>>572848340what is she sprinkling...
>>572838867We actually don't care at all about thread drama (and there is a good amount of it eventually) and it's never mentioned in any way in chat
>>572842386>some anon on /vm/ tries to link to us and urges everyone there to chill out>Thread has a meltdownThey really can't help themselves can they?
Which uma has the biggest ass?
>>572847478>you can't cap speed with just guts in unity, thoughOn a 20% speed uma? Maybe if your cards are shit.
>>572848427grASS wonder
>>572848398Meth
>>572848137whales who can run 60+ RB decks all the time
>>572847957
Summer Maru card feels so good bros, it is almost like it's trying to tell me to roll for her right now.
>>572848419That's what I've been saying. They keep having melties and derailment over the smallest thing. I've been there or with them since /v/ma days and it's never been that bad.
>>572848452NTA but with that power you are going nowhere in a sprint CM
>>572848419As an anon who goes to both, /vm/ was A LOT better in the later days of MANT when /uma/ got mad even talking about the gamethey've been kinda caught in a cycle of metaposting lately that really makes the threads gay, there will be a time when /uma/ gets really shitty but for now its pretty fun here
SAY HER NAME and boysex
>>572848452OINK OINK BUHIIIIIIIIIIIIII
sprint cm really is gamble cmi'm seeing solo late surgers in a room of 8 pacechuds somehow push up and seize the win
>>572848591you don't need to be a whale to get 60rbmarvy power and nishino power already give 30kita 5tachyon wit 10use finemo/borrow finemo 10stinko 10
>>572838821>>572838609
>>572848452>guts cucks are still under powering themselvesholy shit bricked buhi retard
>>57284845211 races BUHIIIIIII
>>572848742then you have no skills to spend the SP on
>>572848151this game gave me too many new fetishes, I hate it
>>572848716The sudden shift to our environment the instant MANT died was funny. Really showed that everyone was just bored and tired of MANT
>>572848817I was mostly talking about MANT in this situation, Unity is different of course that's true
Why does gold ship get to have 3 gold ship ults?
>>572842386ok but do we still hate uma club
does $200 spent count as buhi behavior?
>>572849020sadly, yes
>>572848885nigga even in MANT that deck has mid at best gold skills except for professor and half the time you won't even get SS or F&F (plus they're for different styles)
spending any money whatsoever on a gacha makes you a buhi
>>572848452I'll admit, I only ever pulled one copy of SR ayabe guts. But by not running any of the "free" event SSRs or Urara you've really upset the pig poster, of course you can cap anything with everything with enough money thrown at the game.
>>572849020I spent 300 bucks on the first Kitasan run and still ended up with an F2P deck.
My S.Goldshit's affinity is dogshit, she's right there next to the G+ starter vodka and curren
>>572849020WHALE
>>572848869My club was dying and close to B rank and now everyone is back, I almost cried
>>572849020depends on if it was all at once or total amount over time
I HATE LONG I HATE LONG I HATE LONG I HATE LONG I HATE LONG I HATE LONG I HATE CAFE I HATE CAFE I HATE CAFE I HATE CAFE I HATE CAFE I HATE CAFE I HATE CAFEThis is unironically the best I was ever able to train her, and that's on buffed unity.>Last day of Summer, do pow, WHICH SHE FUCKING FAILS, ruining mood and giving a debuff>Final Final, another pow training, SHE FAILS THAT ONE TOOFucking Christ I wish I knew how to play this shit better
>>572849089then use a different borrow and use marvelous wit instead and you'll get skills
>>572849128300 bucks could feed me for an entire decade
>>572848695>>572848756> 1215 + Turf S + 5 accels> Underpowered> Consistently wins against 1300 spd/pow + firm course + speed S + 1200 wit taikisSure retards, keep living your gutlet dreams
>>572848452When that anon said "you cant cap speed with just guts in unity", what he actually meant was, "you can't cap speed with just guts in unity without making a shitty uma in the process."Those Taikis wont be dueling anyone (in a competitive lobby) because they are going to be all the way back in 7th place by the time dueling starts.
>>572849172and then you have 50 race bonus and 500 less SP you fucking retard pay attention
>>572849151>crown path stayer end closer has poor affinity with tiara path sprintersBaka
Game’s been out for 13 months so if you’ve done the daily pack each month, you’ve spent at least $90
>>572849234*farts on you*
>>572848670It's the hall monitor faggot non-players. Once they get kicked it will be better. Or at least I hope, I really enjoy being there.
>>572849229just get better parents
>>572849154My club's chat went from a barren wasteland of requests to everyone actually chattingIt was such a sight to see
>>57284902012*5 = 60 from daily packs4*13 = 52 from starter packs and anniversary+ bunch of carat deals???nah
>>572849158Unless its over the period of like 5+ years, that's still buhi behavior.
>>572849309unfortunately those types LIVE there, genuinely posting 24/7idk they kinda needed the wild spirit of /v/ to keep it in check, but I do hope it gets better over there
summer goldshi is kinda hot ngl
>>572849251Please don't put things like that into perspective, I want to believe I've only spent 7 dollars on this game.
>>572847503no guides said that
>>572849486Her retard hat is like a limiter.
>>572849154>>572848869>Old dancho returns>Instantly kicks 6 flatties>Brings in new people>On our way back to glory since
>>572849216Damn retard has to pick the 1 super highroll while ignoring his guts deck being way above the average player and his other failures, an IQ too high for us?
>>572846185Taishin
Since I don’t have a gf or an overall social life, I have no qualms about spending $50 per month on this game. Honestly even if you do have those things, you should still paypig if you enjoy Uma
BDAES
>>572849672Fuck you, intern-kun. Low blow.
>>572849424uma global released a little over a year ago bwoi'm a poorfag and even i can tell you spending 200 total on a regular hobby between then and now is something any minimum wagey could do easilyit's dolphin at best
>>572847185What a sad existence if you're like this irl
>>572842386>>572843943>>572844212>>572844224You sound like a faggot and more than likely deserved getting bullied out of /v/ma for being a faggot.
>>572849691mine is in a month
>slacked on the dream race event>I'll finish it with today's refresh>log in >tickets and dailies didn't refreshoh cool just take my rainbow shard then game YOU FUCK
>>572849251I didn't buy during MANT and the month leading up to it, now that the game is good, I might
>>572849768>bulliedThey kinda give off massive shove-into-locker energy
>>572849786>he flatlined
>buhi psyopYou can’t make me fomo, I’ve already lost several CM’s already
>>572849778…what?
>>572849229It's quite funny when people make these absurd claims when I have actually tested a multitude of Taiki builds and this is the one that performs best. Truly deranged theoryfags, unable to cope with reality.>>572849632Game has been out for about a year now, and the only time I put money in was to roll for Kitasan because I started late. A card not even used here. if you think that's "way above the average player" you're just a shitter.
>>572849348Oh, is that why all your Taiki's were shit?If you made those using parents with bad blue sparks, then I might reconsider the guts build.
>>572849768You sound upset bwo
>>572849956my bdae
>>572849309If I'm being honest, I think they won't be able to get rid of them anymore, or at least the hall monitor. /v/ma used to shrug and make fun of hall monitors when they were on the wrong side or had the wrong point, but recently /vm/a has been a lot more forgiving and even sometimes agrees with the hall monitors. What they don't realize is that you don't agree with or feed hall monitors anything, otherwise they'll grow an ego to the point that they think they own the threads. At least in here, no one can hall monitor because of the state of the threads, but at the same time, that also means no one can control us or what goes on in the threads. Well there's the thing with NTR, but it's not that extreme anymore compared when we're halfway of MANT.
>>572850042OhHappy early birthday
BEHOLDSPRINTASAN BLACK
>literally calls her BigMacwtf.... sho rude....
We haven't had a jiggie for days nowStop playing the game please
>>572850130NO
>>572850115bwo your haruten brick
Jong?
Wtf are hall monitors, all I know is Yaeno Muteki
>>572850193I could jong, want a room?
>>572850193I'd be able to in like 30. Out of TP after watching my event chains not finish 4 times in a row
whales will try to make you believe having all SR guts card released on mant banners is normal, and some other guts SSR MLB too while we are at it, kek
>>572850193un
>>572849786>bricked
Do I bother mlb'ing my ayabe guts card with my last gold crystal or are we never using it again. As far as I know we're just using SSR's from now on and I'm not a new player
>>572849376I give Jordan borg
>>572850323>>572850325>>572850365nyes
https://files.catbox.moe/7s8hlf.png
>>572850193JONG FOR THE JONG GOD TOMORROW
>>572849875>>572849986Yep yep, the nail on the head.
>>572849956That reply was for me, not youNow you made me look stupid
>Fast learner when I lowroll skills and aptitudeAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>572850457okay, I got my liisa liisa voicelines finally tooMajsoul Friends Room 10987(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=10987
>>572850494What do you mean?
>>572850074Good days and bad days, I can only hope it's a rough patch because the threads were amazing for the first 2 days of the month but something just crashed today.
>he's still mad
>>572849756...fat? mommyfag...? Please be more specific
>>572850497Anons are cuter when they are stupid anyway
>>572850074Then stay here, retard. Nobody's forcing you to go there and get gatekept. Now stop crying about it.
>>572850470cafe sexo
>>572850127I mean...
>>572850074they were always egoistical faggots, ALWAYS
jesus anon, just go to post your morbid obese umas to /d
This game overwhelms me as a retard It doesn't help that its main mechanism is RNG
>want to improve my dirt team since it fucking sucks>they didn't put the extra dirt races despite them coming out alongside Rickey who releases in 10 dayswhat's the point of skipping JUST them
>>5728505312/4 pwease join
>>572850925Some scenarios are harder than others. Are you having trouble with runs or with building pvp umas?
even with buffed races i only reach high tier SS, SS+ never ever
>>572850925YOU JUST NEED TO LET IT RIDE ALL IN 17 BLACK
Daaamn youuuuu McQueeeeen! 400 stam/guts and glittering wasn't enough. Gonna have to buy a recovery at this point.
>>572850737You're the problem anon, one day you'll quit and our home will one day be peaceful again.T. Was in tne first stakes
>>572850925I wish there were nonsloptuber resources for retardsSloptubers gear their content towards the Seiuns of the world rather than the Jordans of the world
How do you cope without a Riko card this unity anyway? I took her off and I can't get a single mood up
>>572851113I'm not from there, faggot. Nobody wants to hear you whine about another board like some battered wife. They must be glad you're gone.
>>572851070wtf is this real>>5728509821 MORE WE CAN DO IT GWOS
>>572850982If the lobby is still up in 25 sure
>>572850982>tummy touchingLesbo behavior
>>572850517what a fucking waste, bakushin did not finish her chain and I got 800 extra SP
>>572850925Try training wit bro
>want to use Maru for sprint cm>can't use the new maru speed card
>>572851341blud still using NTR lmao let her rest bro
>>572851331imagine sticking your dick in there
>>572851331All of those tummies have my kids in them by the way
>>572849752Just because it doesn't drive you bankrupt doesn't mean you're not a buhi.Its obviously not whale tier, but if you are spending more per year on a single mobile game than what it costs to buy one AAA video game, then you are in the pig tier.
*AHEM*
>>572850403i don't think ayabe will ever be used again outside of MANT, guts cards will be used rarely but i think you'd want to pick them based on skills and ayabe's skill list is trashthe upcoming seiun sky SR is potentially worth using crystals on if she spooks you during LH/tachyon pulls
horses are know for farting constantly right
I JUST NEED 1(ONE)(UNO) SPRINT INSPIRATION I HAVE OVER 10 SPRINT SPARKS ALL OVER MY PARENTS WHY DOES IT NOT ACTIVATE I KEEP GETTING GOLD INSPIRATIONS BUT NEVER A SINGLE SPRINT SPARKSI HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS AT LEAST WITH UNITY I CAN REPEAT THIS CYCLE FASTER
>>572851251
So we all know that NTR is bricked now. What about people who rolled for Matikanefukukitaru?
>>572851225But there is, anon. It's called uma.guide. It's just not very trustworthy, but neither are sloptubers
>>572851528Gotcha, I'll just hold onto it then. Thanks!
>>572851613that card was literally never good lmao
>>572850127i dont care what trannylators call her
>>572851613this one is probably useable if you don't spend much on cards and more on umas i think
>>572851613They're fine, because fuku will always be good for parent runs
so what did you guys think of the event
>>572851630…the gaslight site that constantly pushes gaslights started up the biggest gaslight sloptuber of them all…?
>>572851807very fun and very low effort
>>572851613Was good in AoharuWas good in MantIs good in NewharuWill be good in GL
>>572851613It worked fine in Aoharu (gave me my first S rank there). I'm probably going to retire her now that I have Maru. Got my Creek to 3LB off her banner so overall I'd say it was worth it.
>>572851613she's also a brick, stat sticks like her or power Marvelous no longer have a purpose since you want to train as much as possible and they often have 0 speciality, you could argue "b-but she's a backup speed card" but using more than 2 (always Kita + Bakushin for CM, Maru for fronts, or SR Sweepy for general use) is trolling
>>572851807Best one yet. Really damn fun to collect uma's for bonuses and then watching everyone running giga uma's at the end is funny.
speaking of gaslightspeople are saying that free kawakami card's good in unity cup?
>>572851807best event so far, very fun
>>572851807buncha' free shit/10
>>572850925MANT is over anon, retards can build good umas now.Just bring wit cards and click on the bubbles. Try to pick up a few bursts on power as needed.
>>572851807would have been more fun without finishing it in 3 days with the G rank cheesenext time i'll play it properly
I can't wait any longer, I will claim Rudolf from shards
>>572851006As a month-1, 1-platter stupid casual I wanna try to win this timeBut somehow I'm shitting out runs worse than I was on day 1 of the new patch. I think Shiraoki-sama has cursed me for too much greed
>>572851613>MARU IS GOOD GET MARU GOGOGOGOGnot listening to you frontKEKS screaming about NTR beign a good card that doesnt suite your shit racing style
>>572850410Jordan would end up homeless if she doesn't marry her trainer.
>>572851908>next timeanon...
>>572851808Yes, exactly. That's why its not trustworthy, but it's made for retardsThe patrician's choice is gametora and it always will be
>>572852002
>>572851807Best one so far. Felt like they could have added more missions and I wouldn't even complain about completing it this time
>>572851807didnt find tosen jordan award
>>572850925If there was no RNG you'd just solve it like a puzzle, something that low IQ people like.
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>572852002it still sees new entries once or twice a year, the only one that dissapeared almost entirely is the racing festival since it fucking sucks
>>572851613NTR was easier to MLB because of the free pulls actually working. I tried borrowing Fuku since I didn't get a single copy and it never worked.
>>572852038I don’t think retards should be punished for being retards, they can’t help itLazy people should be, but retards who try and can’t figure things out should get help
>>572851891There's no bad card in unity desu>>572852135Now show Sora's shoes
>>572851850>Will be good in GLuhhh noif you want to run a 2.5 speed deck for a speed growth uma you'd be better off bringing a shitty speed card with good skills, not a shitty speed card with shitty skills
I want to make a late surger king for the sprint CM but I hear now lates need some skill only available in mant, what skill is it?
>>572851613That card was only good to have an easier time in the early rices of MANT, terrible for stats and doesn't even have good skills.
>>572852241bro you spammed this really hard awhile ago and like no one replied to you, what are you trying to go for here?
>my trainee showed up pregnant
>>572851613Fukukitaru was a brick on day 1. It was only good for maxing your rating. You'd have to be retarded to roll for a card with a bad gold skill.NTR is still okay for this CM. It wont die until GL. It's no longer a a good borrow choice, but its still decent.
>>572850925Follow what the other said, go with wit.I used to put some guts too, but now i'm going with 2 Speed and 4 Wit, and always got UG pretty easily.In the last run i got many mood downs and yet i achieved the UG anyway.
>>572852376His trainee showed up with another man and this is how you treat him?
>>572852215trvke
>>572852384Yipeee
>>572852376I'll be honest. That post is becoming my favorite ritualpost because of King's dumb face and the fact I don't really get the message
>my trainer showed up pregnant
>>572852215jiggiesisters, not like this...
This goldship good enough to post up?
>>572852290I agree with you, and that's why they should use gametoraLike you said, lazy people can't afford to be also retarded or vice versa
Tag yourself
>>572851807Thjanks for reminding me to use my last 5 ticketsIt was fun / 10Interesting to see everyone's buhi builds
>>572852598Ai-chan a cute
>>572852241next time don't choose the female trainer
>>572852575Meek-san...
>>572852581I was thinkingI got a summer golshi from a lucky 10 roll, what's the best way to parent farm her, just get generic turf pink so it's good on every borrow? instead remaking her for all distances?
Yall filled the jong lobby without saying anything....Have fun!
>>572852581i'd borrow it for my TT ends i guess but i'm not rebuilding until GL
>>572852598Tazuna
>>572852598Me as the Tachyon plushie
>>572852598Tazuna is a N
A few CM16 rooms perchance?133225801332258013322580
>>572852802I WAS 30 SECONDS LATEAIEEEE
what's the next upcoming good generalist/statstick stamina card?
>>572852802I'll leply to you when a slot is free gwo!!!!!!
>>572852787You want one for each distance, but turf is the safe bet.
>>572852904Sounds of Earth, but she's not THAT much of an improvement over Creek, so you could skip her. After that its Shakur
>>572851613Your tether and hesitant combos?
>>572852598I'm the big tazuna nigga
>>572851807It was fun and refreshing, at first, but became dull really fast, with single objective of reaching certain cap. After you reach that 150k all you see is everyone recruiting same umas, just to push NUMBERS highers, boring copypasta teams, I myself have no motivation to do it, really.
>>572852787gwo she's a debuff horse. It does not matter what her pinks are. If you want to optimise you want Dirt sparks because debuffers with Dirt G will be too weak to debuff Ace umas in time
>>572853101I know the inherit is only there to get everyone the unique, I'm just asking what's the best pink would be and I assumed turf is just good on everyone so i didn't need to remake her for every distance
yaaaaaaaaay
>>572852836P-Pwease join...
I think Special Week’s pretty cute
CURREN CHAN GAVE ME HIV
>>572853262no aces pls understand
>>572852836I WOULD JOIN BUT I CANT GET THAT UNO POR FAVOR SPRINT INSPIRATION
>>572853279can't disagree
Ayabe love?
>>572853262jonging rn let me log in from phone
>>572853262I only have 1 ace since my support chains are refusing to finish.....
>>572853262I have two shitter horses and a bakushin I'm working on if you want to see
>>572840987>The other alternative is to hoardmaxx until December for Ramonu.>Any ideas?Your number 1 priority is Ramonu. Don't get anything else if it hurts your ability to get MLB RamonuMR CB is quite nice because she's strong at 1LB, so she needs a lot less investment to be usable
>>572851850
>>572853203But why would you make her for every distance? Your debuffers are not gonna need any distance sparks to work.Dirt sparks are good so you will have enough power to reach the late race early enough in Dirt races, but even then you can just borrow a random 9* Dirt Uma and be fine
>>572851807Proof that the less you play the game the funnier it is
how come nobody ever posts yamanin zephyr
>>572853615kill
>>572851613Meet Potential Card!0 rainbows0 skills7 agemasensGive me libertyGive me fireDoto said my sister is deadand I retireSpend 60k on finemotion/nice nature/CB? XSpend 60k on a brick whose only application is making the first 5 races slightly more bearable in a parent run V
>>572853365I can
>>572853661I was mostly talking about TT, not actually using the inherit in CM's or anything
>>572853719>yamanin zephyrWHO?
>>572853262I don't join slut lobbies
>>572852836ResultsMaybe there's hope for this SS Flower since she proc'd double S apts on not the greatest run...>>572853303>>572853358>>572853534>>572853587All good bwos, you don't have to join if you don't feel like it, my aces aren't exceptional either honestly...>>572853447Here's another one!51793242517932425179324251793242
>>572853725
https://youtu.be/48et8h4gwCkCan I get a fatfuck cryer for Spechud, Oguri and the like? I don't know how to make them... or if the anon that does them is still around
hime looks kinda like chiyono here
>>572853839uhhh bros you told me NSM sucks
>>572853757Oh ok then yeah Turf is probably the best for TT scoremaxxing
>>572853839>taiki >position pilferGet off drugs, bwo...
>>572853849>>572853615Ofvevre was afraid if THIS???
>>572853956It does
>>572853915Hmm... are you going to use it to jerk off anyon be honest
>>572853996I do wanna make it for deboofers too for this cm too maybe though, I kinda wanna make 2 debuffers and oonige suzu but we will see
>>572854067MANY are saying this!
I have 90k. Pulling til pity (200) on LH, can’t justify MLB tachyon, Smaru is a maybe even tho I don’t like fronts but I do love falco. SEEKING THE PEARL and then all in on MLB ramonu, still have my 1 anni voucher and 3 crystals, trackblazer was suffering bc no finemo
>>572853404Nobody loves Ayabe...
>>572854105than why all three winner have NSM?
>>572854005O-oh. That's not prepared to pass...
>>572854141you have 90k you can afford mlb tachyon broWhat speed cards do you plan on using in GL and GM?
>>572853956> Listening to the retards here when sloptuber guidance has disappearedLol
>>572854212It's sprint nigga a random s+ uma could beat them. I'd bet NSM didn't even proc
>>572854042I watched kamiina botan and it was kind of really good but the thing that was the best about it was the openinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUU_VKLXzRQwhat a banger
>>572854112I... I... Huh... W-Well...
>>572853839NEVERMIND IT'S ALL HOPELESS ABANDON SHIPOne more!554027755540277555402775>>572853805Don't shay that...>>572853956I bought it cause there was nothing better tbf
>>572854212because it's basically free from unity and you might as well gamble?
>>572853953chiyo is a nekouma and not an inuuma!?
I didn't get to hear this at work yesterday because I was on my phone
If it's lucky number 7 on this post, i do a tenner.
>>572854430nice soundpost
>>572854242MLB kita is my only good speed card that’s not a SR bc my luck was dogshit and I pulled uma, which I’m mostly done with for now
>>572854345I thought NTR was dead? Gwos?
>>572854430Tazuna will never slurp your noodle...
drinking over 2 liters a day and my piss is still pure yellow
>>572854430cool I'm hard now
>>572854679>>572854679>>572854679the breaded
>>572854430coward
>>572843883but i'm the second poster...
>>572854120For CM you just wanna get the hesitant skills and other good debuffs on her Parent. And maybe Stam blues since I think you need to win Long races on a lot of debuffers and Stam is annoying to train
>>572854602kidneyfailurebro...
>>572854570This is the last cm where it's gonna be useful
>>572854602have you thought to consult shaman man about ailment?
>>572854570frontTURDS lying about cards that are better than their latest scam? no way
>>572854492You want a second strong speed ssr at this point.... Why not just roll for tachyon? You'll have enough for Ramonu by the time GL is over
>>572852598im the stego on the right side of almond
>>572854793Kitasan pulls felt so terrible I almost quit + TB burnt me out so bad I don’t want to risk missing pearl if I don’t do my dailies. Though Unity fix makes it a lot easier
>>572854924>Kitasan pulls felt so terrible I almost quitfellow "600 pulls for ksb"wo spotted
>>572854739might try making one later after I'm done with my seiun parent so I can actually do suzuka ace attempts
>>572854924You will struggle to reach the new speed cap with only Kita.... I know pulling for support cards can be horrendous (I got MLB Dia and 2LB Kita after 400 pulls on her first banner) but it's just an unfortunate fact of the game. I recommend pulling on Tachyon.
>>572855002Correct>>572855067Yeah, I prob will. Anni will give me a lot, I’ll swing pearl and save after her til Ramonu. Uma CB is a tempting pull but I have zero end closer infrastructure. i mainly run lates feat paces
>>572855251CB actually has late A and will occasionally be run as a late surger when encroaching shadow doesnt work. I plan on pulling her too and just running her as a late every time.
>>572855423Oh sick
