Having fun edition>NewsAscension's Conquest of Azeroth is now LIVE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIPOCauIHKwWhitemane has announced the relaunch of Frostmourne: https://frostmourne.whitemane.gg/enNostrum has shut down, citing a C&D from Blizzard.Blizzard, Inc. filed a RICO lawsuit against Project Ascension: https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/73480810/blizzard-entertainment-inc-v-derek-s-powell/Despite the lawsuit, Dutch has added new zones to Project Ascension and is continuing the development of the server.Legion returns to Tauri on July 15.>Released ServersChromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en (PVE, WotLK progressive)Maelstrom - https://maelstrom.millenium-servers.com (WotLK client, Vanilla-WotLK progressive)Gilneas - https://gilneas.whitemane.gg/en (Cataclysm)Triumvirate-WoW - https://triumvirate-wow.com (WotLK funserver)OctoWow - https://octowow.st (Turtle WoW clone, Vanilla+)Faebright - https://www.faebright.online (TBC on WotLK client, RP-PvE)Vanilla+ - https://vanillaplus.org (Vanilla+, PVP)Kronos V - https://www.kronos-wow.com (1x Vanilla PVP)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (PVE, WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com (WotLK)Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (Vanilla+, Classless, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)>Upcoming ServersWallcraft - https://www.wallcraft.org (Vanilla+)Duskhaven - https://duskhaven.netFrostmourne - https://frostmourne.whitemane.gg/en (WotLK+)>Active GuildsType /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, whisper anyone for an invite, or ask in thread.<World Peace> - Conquest of Azeroth, Vol'jin, Crossfaction<Anime Mafia> - Maelstrom, Crossfaction<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon, Alliance>Mods, Tutorials, Singleplayer, and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/StKbZ90j>Previous Thread>>572832097
Where are they now?
starcaller is overpowered as fuck
headhunter barb is so fun, it's the real BLACK MAN'S choice
Reminder to all normiesDO NOT OPEN ADVENTURE CACHES BFORE 60
>people are already level 15+>just hit level 10 on CoAI'm so fucked this is crap I hate that I was stuck in queue for so long how the hell am I supposed to catch up
>>572867248playing retail
>>572867376>Behind the curvejust give up kek
>instances keep fucking merging while im fighting quest mobsomg i hate phased shit so much
my mech suit does not look like a cool one, it's just the fucking tank enemies in gnomeregan
>>572867790
Okay what the fuck, to actually play certain classes you need good weak auras...The fuck is this game/class design.Why is learning to code a pre-requisite to play this game.
I am level 8 on CoA and it won’t let me whisper anyone I see online in these screenshots of the anon guild. Also /who doesn’t work at all on CoA
>>572867135>some dudes manage to make soul in 2026 WoWwtf
Is there an easy way to configure Recount to actually use the class colors? I select it but it just keeps them all black bars
how do I set up addons on this server
how am I seeing people sub lvl 10 riding?
>>572868532You get riding at 5
>>572868532it's 5 min for 40% speed, 10 for 60% then 100% at 30if you prestige you can get 40% at 1
bloodmage was a mistake..
I took Tyranny spec for Felsworn at level 10 but I still can't DW 2handers. Is there something I have to switch on?
>>572867135Alright everyone: What's the most broken/op class in CoA right now?
>>572868532You get riding book at lvl 10, but you can unlock it riding quest earlier. I think I saw 1 lvl using mount, so that early.
r8 my look
>>572868876onahole
Starcaller is the best class in the game by far
>>572868876Mechanical onahole
>>5728688765/clanker
>people spamming chat channels trying to sell shit for like 1g>when you just get worldforged stuff thrown at you like candyfor what reason are these people so jewish
>>572867370uhhhhhhhhhhhhh was I not supposed to? What is the benefit of waiting? Higher level loot?
>>572868876kidnappable
>>572869036max level give max level mats like arcane crystals etc.
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
SERVER DOWN
FUCK
Reaper is insanely fucking powerful in PvP, its the best PvP class my a mile
AIEEEE DUTCH-SAMA
Blizzard just SHUT THEM DOWN. Holy fuck.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
I wasnt able to pick any Worldforged shiny item
update your laucnher brehs
bros i'm not really enjoying chrono mancer.
Any knowledge havers can give a hint to what professions are useful and/or interesting? I'm playing cultist, so I thought about blacksmith, but I talked to a trainer and it didn't look like there was much new stuff. Maybe all the fun stuff is from recipes, but I'm not sure.I'm considering alchemy as an alternative.
God damn it
TURN ON THE MEXICAN NEWS THE CARTELS ARE ABOUT TO BEHEAD DUTCH
>>572869582If you didn't pick: starcaller, cultist, reaper or necromancer you lost
Where is my fucking sustain on worgen tank hello?
>crashed at the end of escort questcool.
>>572869516changing chanels (instance button beneath the minimap) helps
>>572869582Did you set up weak auras, I had to that for Templar and now that class just fucking smacks.
>>572868532It's unlocked at 5.
>>572869582it looks like a priest reskin, dunno why anyone would play it
>>572869002everyone in that sub is a miserable faggot. its either 1:1 vanilla dogshit or they have a meltdown and call it a scam
Which one is the fun bloodmage spec?
>>572869625I heard reaper was boring and necromancer was weakCan you describe why each of those is good?
SERVER UP
post that pic of the warchest armors again please
>>572869625>starcallerqrd?
>less than 200 players online on deviateuhh...
how do i disable transmogs again? i thought i did but im seeing everyone running around with the warchest armors
>>572869829Reaper has infinite stuns in PvP and insane burst damage that can delete pretty much anything and anyone, in my bgs reapers always end up at the top of the kill countNecromancers have powerful spells too and summons to fuck you up, they even got caster minions>>572869962Its the best healer in PvP, has insanely high armor, plate wearer, can also DPS pretty good because fuck you. Its literally the best class in the game right now
>>572869946I forgot to save it, but here is the google doccyhttps://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1ibt7nu6MpQt5y-2JQE2LK2LuDTwAud_cizOWEx07XAo/
>>572870172>pvp
>>572870172but what about my tinker?...
>>572870259that works, thanks
>>572870293Tinker is trash in PvP to be honest, I see them getting deleted all the time and the mobs it spawns are trashAnother big loser is chronomancers, they suck at everything
>>572870172>PVP
>>572870152Hit N > Wardrobe > Disable Transmog (top left)
>>572867135Ascension is not just selling cosmetics. Donation Points connect real money to progression, economy, farming efficiency, and time-saving systems.>Real money to goldPlayers can buy DP or Bazaar Tokens and sell them on the Auction House for gold. That gold buys BoE gear, enchants, consumables, crafting mats, and profession power.>Paid progression skipsCallboard autocompletion lets players bypass daily or repeatable objectives. Those rewards include gear caches and scaling rewards, cash is being used to skip gameplay.>Profession advantagesInstant-max profession items bypass material farming, gold costs, crafting time, and market competition. Professions are tied directly to gold, gear, enchants, and consumables.>Leveling advantagesXP boosts and heirloom bundles make leveling faster and easier. Faster leveling means faster access to endgame, farming, gearing, and competitive systems.>Automation advantagesLoot-Bots and Skinner-Bots reduce manual farming work. Over time, automatic looting and skinning increase gold and material efficiency.>Travel and access advantagesPortable trainers, infinite teleports, and mobile banks reduce downtime and let paying players stay in profitable areas longer.
>>572870447Sounds based, I respect the hustle
>>572870172>minigaysHomosexual manlet mentality.
>>572869780Sounds pretty based to me. Enough of this retail dogshit trying to masquerade as "classic+"
>>572870172>pvp>pre 60 pvpchrist what a retarded post
>>572870601Paid shill
>>572869303should I also not open the satchel's?
>>572870447yeah I have an auto skinner attached to my auto loot bot, I'm running around the starting areas on my mount getting hundreds of leather for free
how is KoX?
>>572869714it's basically a worst preist so far.
>>572870424Weird...it's already disabled. wonder why I still see everyone in their transmog
>>572870885limp, to the leftyours?
>>572870885Shit in PvP, might be good for pvE
>>572870447w-Well you can disconnect in a fight so isn't P2W, just p-pay for convenience!
>>572870763The satchel's what?
>>572870424>>572870936Nevermind, I'm retarded. It's because some people are just running around with the items equipped even if they don't have stats
CULTIST STATUS????
Only gathering and crafting XP challenge going wellHave to kill boars to get their meat so I can cook and get XP for my character
>>572867135On any normal WoW server, if you write a script to automatically vacuum up mob loot or instantly skin beasts while you run to the next pack, you get permanently banned. It ruins the economy, devalues gathering professions, and kills the open-world vibe.But on Ascension, botting isn't against the rules—it just costs real money.The introduction of Loot-Bots and Skinner-Bots completely breaks the foundational loop of an MMO. When an F2P player wants to farm leather, they have to kill a pack, manually click and wait for the loot animation, and then channel a skinning cast on every single mob. Meanwhile, a swipe-heavy player can pull an entire zone, AOE them down, and their paid cosmetic pets instantly clear the corpses and harvest the leather with zero downtime.This creates a massive competitive gap in open-world farming. Paying players can cycle through grinding spots twice as fast, flooding the Auction House with raw materials. This causes heavy deflation on basic materials, driving down the value of gold for anyone trying to farm manually. It is a textbook example of "create a tedious problem, sell a premium solution," except the solution actively ruins the open world for everyone else.
>>572871031I have Adventurer's Cache and Adventurer's Satchel
Venomancers are insanely overpowered
>>572868418server?
>>572871127
>>572871127Anyone remember that guy that slopped up a bunch of thighmane x shota pics? I think we need someone like him for this thread.
>>572871175How?
>>572867135The most predatory thing about Ascension’s cash shop isn’t that they sell power; it’s that they intentionally design the game to feel miserable, just so they can sell you the antidote.Take a look at the Callboard Daily Quest system and Profession leveling. In a healthy RPG, these mechanics are meant to be a core progression loop that rewards time investment and world exploration. On Ascension, they are intentionally tuned to be an agonizing, repetitive slog. Why? Because the shop sells Callboard Autocomplete Tokens and Instant-Max Profession items.Think about the psychological design here. The developers have a financial incentive to make the baseline game as tedious as possible. If a daily grind is fun and engaging, no one buys the skip. Therefore, the grind must suck.When you play Ascension as a free player, you aren't just fighting the game mechanics, you are fighting a system explicitly designed to exhaust your patience until you open your wallet. It fundamentally compromises the integrity of the game's design.
Runemaster is DOGSHIT, SHIT PVP KIT, SHIT FOR PVE, total fucking garbage, I wasted my time leveling it. Should have made a ranger or witch hunter
>>572871335is this AI
FUCK RUNEMASTER DOG CLASS
> human female turns into a worgen malePeak
alright this shit is pretty fun
>>572867135Whenever someone points out Ascension's aggressive monetization, the defenders always chime in with the same tired script: "The absolute best gear is in Mythic+ and raids, you can't buy it on the shop, so it’s not P2W."This completely ignores how modern WoW actually works. You don't need raid gear on the shop for a server to be pay-to-win.Because Ascension lets you buy Donation Points and Bazaar Tokens with real cash and flip them directly on the Auction House for gold, the server has developer-sanctioned Real Money Trading (RMT). A fresh max-level player with a credit card can instantly buy millions of gold.With that gold, they don't need to step into a single dungeon to get geared. They buy the absolute best Bind-on-Equip (BoE) world drops, the highest-tier item-level crafting gear, and top-tier enchants instantly. They can buy Books of Ascension to perfectly respec their abilities on the fly to counter specific arena comps or raid bosses.Meanwhile, a guild backed by heavy spenders can instantly fund their entire roster’s consumables, professions, and BoEs on day one of a new patch, completely eclipsing organic progression groups. If you can use real money to bypass 90% of the endgame preparation, the server is pay-to-win. Period.
Is Adventure Mode in CoA? Anyone know how it works if you play with someone else? Like does it assign the level for everyone in the party at the same time or each person sets their difficulty themselves?
>>572871302Amazing healers, good dps and decently tanky
Tang updated their shitposting scripts I see lol
>>572871358kek
Most erotic class in CoA?
>>572871190CoA
Hows the queue now?
>>572867135High-risk PvP, where you drop your gear or materials on death, is supposed to be the ultimate test of skill and awareness. On Ascension, it’s just a mode where wealthy niggers buy safety nets while everyone else gets farmed.Think about the dynamic in the open world. If an F2P player risks their hard-earned gear, a single death to a gank squad can set them back days or weeks of grinding. The stakes are genuinely high for them. But for a player who flips Bazaar Tokens for millions of gold, gear loss means absolutely nothing. They can lose a top-tier set of BoEs, shrug it off, and buy an exact duplicate set off the Auction House five minutes later.On top of that, look at things like portable bank tabs and escape scrolls available in the shop. A swiper nigger can farm high-risk zones, instantly dump their valuable loot into a premium mobile account bank from anywhere in the world, or pop an infinite-use retreat scroll the second things look sketchy. They take zero actual risk, while casual players are treated as walking loot boxes.
Runemaster, sun cleric, chronomancer, guardian, tinker, witch doctor should unironically be deleted, dogshit classes with bad kits. Either bad or mediocre in pve and outright shit in pvp.The big winners are reapers, rangers, starcallers, cultists, venomancers
I slept through the launch. What I miss?
>>572871786You are fucking stupid. Nobody ever cared about the gold lost on death. The moment they actually added that the whole HR Ascension died.
>>572867135Hardcore mode is supposed to mean one life, zero exceptions. If you die, your character is supposed to be gone faggot. That’s the entire appeal. But Ascension found a way to monetize even the fear of permadeath, completely compromising the integrity of the game mode. Through the shop and premium currency, pay-to-win-niggers have access to various safety nets like specific scrolls, instances, or "Soul Domain" style recoveries that soften the blow of a death or give paying players massive leveling advantages that minimize risk. When you can buy massive XP modifiers, top-tier heirloom scaling gear, and utility bots that keep you moving at top speed, the danger of the open world drops to near zero.A real hardcore run should be about survival, game knowledge, and patience. On Ascension, a streamer or a whale can blast through the dangerous levels in a fraction of the time with premium buffs, completely insulated from the grinds that usually kill normal players. It turns a prestigious community challenge into a paid leaderboard race to open your wallet.
Starcaller, Sun Cleric, Primalist, VenomancerI'm thinking of picking one of these because they have 3+1 specs available. I'll decide when I get back.
>>572872056Sun cleric is shit, don't bother. Primalist is really good though
qrd on this chat gpt meltie?
>>572871954I went ranger and I'm liking so far. Doesn't seem like that many people went ranger tho
>>572867135The whole hype behind Conquest of Azeroth is the 21 brand-new custom classes. It sounds amazing on paper, but the development cycle is completely hijacked by monetization. The developers gate the new classes behind paid "Alpha" and "Beta" access tokens in the shop for months or even years.Instead of opening testing to the most dedicated, skilled theorycrafters who actually understand WoW mechanics, the keys are handed directly to faggots who just want to play the newest overpowered class before anyone else. This completely breaks the feedback loop.When you gate balance testing behind a paywall, you don't get a balanced game. You get niggers running around playing broken, overtuned builds, giving the devs awful data because they are just face-rolling with a credit card advantage. By the time a class actually goes free-to-play for the rest of the community, it’s either completely gutted or intentionally left broken so people keep buying access to the next shiny premium class.
>>572872235Ranger is probably on the top 5 best classes, its true that few chose them.
What’s the least played class so far? I can’t do what everyone else is doing.
>>572872327Pyromancer
i know for a fact that some locals are beta faggots and gate certain specslike ive just seen zealot templar just coming into pack of 5 mobs and easily fucking them up in like 5 secondsthis shit is busted
sorry guys i forgot to disable my shitpost bot from starting on system boot up and now i don't know how to turn it off...
>Roll necro class>skeletons just attack and aggro everything with no way to set then to passive What kind of slop is this?
>>572867135Every time a new tier drops, Ascension brags about how easy it is for new or returning players to catch up. They point to the token vendors and callboards. But if you actually try to use these systems without spending money, you realize the baseline grind is deliberately tuned to feel like a second job.The entire "catch-up" eco-system is built to extract cash from latecomers. The developers set the badge and commendation requirements so high that normal players have to slog through weeks of old content just to get baseline raid-ready. Meanwhile, pay-faggots can skip the entire catch-up phase on day one.By buying premium cache tokens and autocompletes, pay-faggots bypass the progression curve entirely and instantly inject themselves into active endgame groups. The game intentionally makes the catch-up process miserable for organic players to pressure them into buying the solution, ensuring the gap between free players and credit-card-niggers never actually closes.
>>572872410some specs just need levelspretty much all tanks are immortal and can pull entire instances, some just can do it earlier than others
this server is full of niggers, might as well enable loot rights tagging
>>572872581me, I'm the blackest of niggers in town
>>572870447>>572871127>>572871335>>572871546>>572871786>>572872002>>572872306>>572872515thanks you are right im glad i downloaded chromie it is a lot more fun and we are clearing naxx now with my guild <tang>
>>572871786>>572871546Dutch I invite your response?
>>572872490There is an ability to set them to passive a few levels later
I wish i was black and trans
>>572868876funny and cute
>>572872327Probably guardian
>>572871643Bloodmage tank
>>572872847Are you a white woman?
>>572867135With 21 completely custom classes available on the new Conquest of Azeroth realm, achieving perfect balance is completely impossible. But on this server, a broken meta isn't a design flaw, it's a massive revenue stream.When a specific custom class or spec turns out to be massively overtuned, debit-card-trannies rush to build it. But a casual player has to sink endless hours into leveling, gathering gear, and grinding out specific talent synergies just to make the spec work.The moment the free-to-play crowd finally catches up and completes the build, the developers drop a massive nerf hammer to shake up the meta. Suddenly, a brand-new custom class becomes the undisputed king. Who profits? Card swiping trannies who can instantly swipe for instant profession maxes, custom gear caches, and experience modifiers to instantly roll the new flavor-of-the-month god build. The 21-class system ensures an endless cycle of forced rerolls designed to exhaust your patience until you pay to skip the leveling curve.
I think trannies are having a melty kek
>>572871578Bumping for this, anyone know?
>>572867135The new infinite-scaling "Manastorm" mode is advertised as the ultimate endgame feature for the Conquest of Azeroth server. It drops random instance layers on your group that scale in brutal difficulty. But pushing deep into the highest Manastorm layers isn't a test of your custom class mastery, it's a test of your wallet.As the scaling difficulty ramps up, minor inconveniences turn into run-killing brick walls. When you need to constantly optimize your specs, restock high-tier consumables, or empty your inventory between layers, normal groups have to exit, hearth back to a capital city, and completely lose their momentum.Meanwhile, a party full of pay niggers can just summon premium mobile banks, drop portable trainers anywhere to swap class nodes on the fly, and use automated loot pets to keep the run moving flawlessly. When top-tier endgame progression relies heavily on paid, real-time convenience features to bypass structural friction, the competitive ladder is completely compromised.
Holy shit calm down Karl Marx
Chromie's strongest warrior...no wonder they weren't inviting them to the guild kek
>>572867135There is nothing better than the first few weeks of a fresh WoW server launch when everyone is wearing dungeon blues and scrambling to get ready for the first raid drops. But the new COA server completely kills that vibe within the first seven days because of developer-sanctioned gold buying.While normal groups are carefully planning out dungeon runs, managing their limited silver, and grinding out crafting mats by hand, debit card trannies are completely bypassing the line. They swipe for donation tokens, sell them to desperate players for massive launch-week gold, and instantly buy out the entire Auction House.They fund their entire guild's professions to max level on day three. They buy up every high-level Bind-on-Equip world drop the second it hits the market. By the time the first raids actually open, the competitive ladder is already a joke. It’s not a race of who figured out the mechanics of the new custom classes first, it’s just a showcase of which guild had the highest collective credit card limit.
deviate status?
>572873447>572873187>572872976>572872515>572872306>572871786>572871546>572871335>572871127>572870447<tang> fuckers are not happy about COA, jeez
is there a stealth class/spec ?
Is CoA still in the PTR? I thought it was supposed to release today but when I made a new character I got a big giant bag full of free items and it made it seem like a test realm thing.
>>572867135If you plan on picking up Mining or Herbalism to fund your custom class gear on the fresh server, prepare to get completely left in the dust. The open-world economy on Ascension isn't a level playing field; it is entirely dominated by paid automation.When you are out in the world trying to grab nodes, you have to compete with pay-to-clankers who are running around with premium auto-loot and auto-skinning companion bots. They don't have to stop, they don't have to click, and they don't lose a single second of momentum. They can clear an entire pack of mobs, vacuum up the loot instantly, and move to the next spawn before you even finish your skinning cast.This paid automation allows them to hyper-farm resources at a speed that is physically impossible for a manual player. They lock down the best grinding spots, flood the market, and manipulate the prices of raw materials, leaving organic players with a worthless profession and no way to compete.
>>572873732so true i opened a ticket and was banned and the GM called me a faggot im definitely reporting this operation to the better business bureau
>>572870447and all of it is still better than pay2winmane
The AI posting could not be more obvious
Rexxar guild where?
>>572873863tang trannies are seething that yet another server is raping their buggy molding shit server
>>572867135The entire appeal of a fresh server launch is that everyone starts from zero. We’re all supposed to be running around in garbage grey and white gear, getting hyped over a random green weapon drop, and struggling to kill basic camp mobs together. It forces people to engage with the open world, run low-level dungeons, and actually play the game.But Ascension completely ruins that magic on the new COA server by keeping scaling heirlooms readily available right out of the gate.While normal players are micromanaging their copper and trying to scrape together decent quest rewards, pay-niggers can just open the store, pull out a full set of stat-scaling heirloom armor, and completely trivialize the entire leveling process. They aren't just getting an XP boost; they are walking around with a permanent, elite-tier gear set that automatically upgrades itself every time they level up .It completely breaks the early-game economy and social dynamic. Why group up with people or run low-level dungeons for upgrades when a credit card gives you better stats than anything that can actually drop in the world? Selling gear that scales with your level on day one of a "fresh" realm completely hollows out the experience.
WHYS EVERYONE PLAYING PRIMALIST! GET OFF MY CLASS THERES NO REASON FOR YOU TO PLAY THIS CLASS. THERES NOTHING EXICTING ABOUT IT LET ME BE SPECIAL.
>>572874127>But Ascension completely ruins that magic on the new COA server by keeping scaling heirlooms readily available right out of the gateYou can't use heirlooms in CoA, at least proofread your AI slop
any good pservers?
>>572874127Oh my fucking god shut up, at least if you are going to spam try to be funny like that classic wow schizo that was posting walls of nigger.
Worst part about those seething shitposts is that 95% is just lies.
CoA Launch Day: A Mess, A Raid, and a BotThis thread is a launch day snapshot of Conquest of Azeroth's opening hours — queue frustration, class chaos, server crashes, and one very obvious sabotage campaign running in the background.The elephant in the room is the coordinated AI-generated wall of text spam, almost certainly from [REDACTED] loyalists, carpet-bombing every OP reply with lengthy GPT-written screeds about Ascension's cash shop being predatory. The posts are technically not wrong — paid loot bots and RMT-adjacent gold selling are genuinely scummy — but the robotic formatting and identical structure make the motive obvious. The thread even catches itself: "thanks you are right im glad i downloaded chromie it is a lot more fun clearing naxx with <REDACTED>."Underneath the noise, actual players are having a decent time. Class discourse is lively — Starcaller and Reaper are already considered broken, Runemaster and Chronomancer are getting buried, Venomancer is surprisingly strong. The server crashed once, came back, and people kept playing.Advice for these anons: ignore the bot wall, don't open your Adventure Caches before 60, and maybe let the meta settle before declaring your class dogshit at level 12.
The mounts and transmogs already ruin the visual progression. I just logged in and saw 50 glowing dragon mounts straight out of a casino promotion
Made it to level 10 on rexxar before the wagie cage. If server is dead when I am back on Monday I'll start over on voljin.
>>572874228Pretty much all the shit he's posting isn't true. People with auto loot pets also can't auto loot gathering nodes but he doesn't care because he's having a little meltie lol
>>572867135
>>572871459>He doesn't have weak auras making it busted.
name this onahole
Seriously, the devs hyped up this fresh COA launch like it was going to be this epic reset where everyone starts from scratch and actually has to play the game. But of course, the shop opens up and pay-niggers are already running around in full scaling heirlooms an hour into the launch.
>>572874237pretty much any server except chromie or warmane
I think my biggest issue is getting a mount at level 10. Ascension is fun but it does feel very "korean MMO"-ish with how fast everything is right off the bat. I know I can just choose not to use the mount but it still feels odd seeing everyone else zipping around at lower levels.
>>572874394mesugaki
There is zero magic to a fresh realm when debit-trannies can swipe for perfect blue stats in every slot on day one while everyone else is in scuffed greens.
>>572874410Welcome to Asscension servers, Anon.
are the wodels optional
>>572874410unless they changed it, you can't use heirlooms until you level a character to 60 firstI got heirlooms from the vanity sync, not a single cent was spent
>572874410Heirlooms are not available and everyone got the mega goyim chest for free so everyone is on equal footing you falseflagging nigger
this is just pathetic at this point lmao
>>572874619yes
>>572874339Saying Ascension isn't P2W because you can buy tokens with gold is pure cope. That token only exists because a pay nigger paid real cash to buy in-game gold.
STOP PLAYING ON ASCENSIONSTOP HAVING FUN!!!!STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!!!
>>572873732No, they decided to give everyone a free reward box for their 1st character in celebrating coa finally releasing.
Why does Ascension always causes massive seething here?
>>572874359Its actual dogshit in a real fight with good players, literally a gimmick useless class
On CoA, the token system just turns the game into a second job for casuals who have to grind for 30 hours just to buy a single utility item a debit nigger bought in two seconds. This shit is pay to win I'm out.
>>572873678I think there's a couple of classes with a stealth mechanic. Ranger is one of them
: )
>>572874706Saying Chromie isn't P2W because you can buy tokens with gold is pure cope. That token only exists because a pay nigger paid real cash to buy in-game gold.
>kill two (2) trees>get ten (10) arrowsamazing
i lost my friend to freshie
>>572874858while you are correct, once you buy it you have it for new servers. basically if you didn't get in early you fucked up.
How do professions work? Do you need to find new recipes? The trainers barely have anything new from what I've seen.
>>572873678Ranger, venomancer, runemaster and one or two more has stealth specs.
That 'free master warchest' on Ascension, is just a psychological trick to get everyone past the early game so u hit the endgame paywalls faster.
>>572874863fattest undead girl cock
a-a-a-ascension is bad because p-people will find out a meta and then people will play that!! now lets go play wrath where everyone knows the meta and just plays that!
>>572874858too scared of a job? hahahaha
>>572874821Oh I see, thanks.
I'm playing a Barbarian and I just hit level 13I picked a red orc
>>572874940Easy cash making a buncha arrows to vend for silvers.>>572874958You can upgrade gear you craft at least.
Why even call it a fresh launch when the shop lets paynogs bypass the entire initial gearing curve with premium caches?>>572874958You need to pay donation points to level up professions.
>>572875071lets see you on your mount again
>>572874989are the 'endgame paywalls' in the room with us now?
tfw no tauren gf
>>572875160Hey...don't talk about that...
wrong you retarded jeet
CoA classes are really fun but ascension's cash shop is going to kill it
>>572875071The hardcore leaderboard loses all meaning when u can literally buy premium safety nets and automated farming bots to keep your character entirely out of danger.
I'll be honest. Seeing spiders crawling around in the open world makes me smile for some reason. They shouldn't be cute but they are.
>>572875290Its called shitposting because its supposed to be funny, your posts aren't funny, you are just a retard
>>572875272ascension literally bans you for using a macro but lets pay niggers buy legal botting pets from the cash shop to vacuum up nodes. absolute clown dev team.
I paid whooping 0$ for this eye cancer ;)
itt niggas be like>umm you need to send a photo of your asshole to dutch in order to get to level 60>im a irresponsible nigger with money and just spent 1k usd on shop mounts, ascensie is p2w!!
>>572875417>paypigging on a DoA servershould be a bannable offense, fight me
>nigger trannies mad about the convenience features ascension has had for years>they try and sputter diarrhea from the mouth to make people care>no one caresheh. i love seeing it.
>>572875505Fucking kek, rip
Do I play as Red Nigga or a qt blood troll?
> b-but it's a fresh serverfresh with day one cash shop heirlooms lmao. pay niggers spawn in with scaling blue gear while everyone else is looting cracked gray pants off boars.
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>>572875683heirlooms which will lose all meaning in around 40 hours lmfao
the funniest part is ascension pretending this is still an mmorpg.the "rpg" is watching pay nigs outstat u with store-bought leveling gear while u vendor linen for flight path money.
>>572867135>the sam hyde guild is filled with tranniesLol
lilgup is having an all time meltdown in here
At least we moved from heirlooms to scaling blue gear, still a lie but were getting there.
i can't see
>>572875718
fresh launch heirlooms are basically admitting the server is bricked from minute one. the whole early game is supposed to be scuffed, not pre-solved by debit-trannies with a receipt.
>>572875470class / specs?
>>572875867this nigga paying for all his sins in silent hill
>>572867135i finally have time to to play bros where are we? voljin or rexxar?
>>572875865ok my next lie is that in order to get level 60 on coa, you need to send a vid of your oiled up nigga ass twerking hard to dutch.All of the videos will be shown in court
> botting is against the rulesunless the bot has a price tag and ascension gets the money, then suddenly it's innovative qol lmao.
>>572876047voljin
>>572875840<Gorilla Nest> when
>>572876023You are not getting this lizard skin.
what's with these paypig kike cattle?
the ah is gonna be a smoking crater debit-trannies buy tokens, convert swipe into gold, then vacuum every boe, enchant, mat, and consumable while everyone else is loosing their mind.
>>572875891Stop it!!!
>Attempts to use 4chan lingo>Clearly not from hereretarded fucking shills really think they can pretend to be one of us because they read their retarded fucking manuals
>>572876154they're enjoying some good ass retail- slop
>>572876210but enough about chromie
>>572874354<Tang> #2
>trannies pretend hype CoA and get anons actually hyped to play>this outnumbers them tremendously and their shitposting tactics have no effectholy fuck kek why do trannies do this to themselves?
>>572876210>make mountains of gold off of retards swiping their bank balance away sounds good to me
with 21 classes they don't need balance. they need churn, confusion, and credit-card goblins paying to reroll every time the meta flips.
>>572876239So true, my fellow 4channeler! The cake is a lie! Shoop da whoop!
ascension creates the problem, sells the skip, then fans call it qol.infinite town scrolls, mobile bank tabs, autocompletes, all of it is weaponized inconvenience for debit nigs.
>>572876437nigga you here from r/wowservers
Other servers must be pretty boring if instead of actually playing he'd rather just shitpost about CoA all day heh
>>572876437I like how you knew I was calling you out specifically and felt the need to reply. Really speaks for itself
>>572876357honestly the most based monetization ever, pay up metaslaves
Alright sisters, which class is the best/most fun for PVE. I want good performance without good performance.
>>572876130>"you look like you got raped">chimps out
WaitAm i going attack power and agi/str on worgen instead of spell power?
>>572876528>>572876496How do I block people on this sub?
How do I join the anon guild?
travel is tedious on purpose. not because it's oldschool, because pay-nogs need a reason to buy teleport slop.
>>572876546>I want good performance without good performance.
>KoX can only be belf / orc / draenei>zestiest races onlychat what did dvtch mean by this?
>find 3 harvestable trees close to each other>by the time I'm done with the 3rd, the 1st is respawning
>Voljin still has a 900 nigger queueWhat the fuck are people still doing trying to get into voljin? Just join Rexxar
Nigger shut the fuck up... fresh coa is dead on arrival if this is the monetization. heirlooms, bots, tokens, boosts, convenience tabs, it's a swiper theme park.
>>572876625whisper Xarethos
>>572876763>dead on arrival>the most popular server
>>572875645Blood troll, 70% of the draenei population is fucking red right now
any guild invite on voljin
every ascension defense is just "it's not p2w because i personally like the server." lmao ok, enjoy getting farmed by credit-card faggots in store gear with bot mats and token gold.
>>572876868Literally over 50k players on launch and now has 25k, unironically more than Bungie's Marathon
>>572876508This.
Why does the reddit nigger / Chromiefag want COA to fail to bad?
>>572876985because it means his shit tang guild is ded
>>572876985Because Ascension is the chud server that lets you call troons mentally ill faggots, chromie on the other side has rules to protect them
the whole thing feels engineered to make free players feel poor. swipe trannies get speed, bags, banks, mats, gold, boosts, and whatever class is broken this week.
>>572868876
>>572876985Obviously their stock wotlk is so boring they'd rather seethe about coa instead of playing on the game.
>>572876760Rexxar will be dead tomorrow, dude
>>572877139This narrative doesn't work anymore when everyone starts with the warchest lol
Dutch status?
>>572877165HOLY
>>572877187Niggers also said this about the sister server of Bronzebeard and it was never true, I played there for a long time and in the end we got merged, you are a retarded conniving imbecile and you deserve to fall down the stairs and be left invalid for the rest of your life
>>572877165Very plappable
How is the Ratchet starting zone?
>>572877219The Jewish equivalent of a swan song.
>>572877219this isn't a fresh realm. it's a monetized queue of inconveniences with wow mobs in the background.The seething from the baggies when this shit gets shut down is going to be so tasty.
>>572876967where do i see stats playercount
>>572877356>Blizz's private investigation team wants info
>>572876760I'm on rexxar and having smooth fun gameplay. I don't buy the "dead realm" threat because either rexxar merges with voljin or Dutch does the rugpull.
How do I transfer my warchest from my main to another character ( I don't like the name)
>>572877332the early game is supposed to be everyone being broke and weak together. ascension replaced that with paypigs buying blue gear and pretending they're just efficient.when this shit is shut down tomorrow its going to be hilarious
>>572877438Rexxar unironically runs better than Voljin
Tick tock pay niggers :-)https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/73480810/1/blizzard-entertainment-inc-v-powell/
>>572877348The cogs on the nipples need to have all its holes show skin. The holes in the cogwheel near the cleavage are brown as if covered by leather clothing. Maybe add a slight hint of areola.
>>572877657i'm done with coa before it even launches. why would i grind a fresh server full of paypigs when blizzard already has the legal noose around the whole thing.
>>5728775982 more weeks
>>572877598Honestly if you paypig ascension while this legal action is pending, you are clinically retarded
> bro ascension will be fineyeah totally, the server selling bots and heirlooms on stolen wow assets is definitely gonna out-lawyer blizzard lmao.
>>572876845It won't let me whisper him, says he's offline. No option to send message
>>572877845that's what the turties said too
>>572877984coa is dead on arrival. pay-nogs can swipe for heirlooms all they want, doesn't matter when the whole realm gets lawyered into the dirt.
SERVER UPDATE
>>572878072
He's really losing it today, isn't it? I mean I guess it's expected when CoA released to such positive reception but damn. Didn't expect him to be struggling so much with its release.
>>572877845turtle wow players said the exact same "we're fine bro" cope, then blizzard folded them like laundry.
>>572878184Its very interesting seeing the meltie unfold
>sylma has come onlineyeah i knew it
>>572878184yea CoA has better reception than Bronzebeard.
>>572878184its not even a funny metldown, its just sad, its like one of those old people that get dementia and it stop being funny and you just ask yourself if one day you are going to end up like that too
>/ourschizo/ is a racemixerREALLY makes you think
>>572877598>a troon jerking off to sissy hypno porn typed thisgross.
>>572878184did you expect anything else from a tranny who calls himself 'fronthole' ?
not wasting another second leveling on coa.it's a p2w timer server with blizzard's boot already halfway through the door.
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
>>572878184Obviously. He or his bot is malfunctioning. Replies to random posts lmao.
Has ascension ever given a warchest for free like with coa before?
I CANT CONNECT
>>572878409No, it's clearly a sign of Ascension being on borrowed time
IM IN
>>572878409yea Bronzebeard.
Yo my fucking AC is struggling. Fucking 101 outside and 76 inside, I'm so out of it. This is what it feels like to be a lazy nig in Africa huhHow the hell you guys holding up
turtle wow players were smug as hell until the lights went out. ascension players are running into the same trap lol
A CEASE AND DESIST LETTER JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>572870447I just installed after reading this.
>[Paki] has come online.
>>572878409It's a smart move. Reasonable people get just enough convenience to grind smoothly and dumbos with no self control gets a taste of what swiping gets you and will swipe for more.
i'm quitting before i get attached. not letting some debit-tranny economy and a blizzard lawsuit waste my summer.
ITS TOTALLY GONNA DIE GUYS. BETTER HOP ON MY SERVER INSTEAD
the server is not worth starting. even if u ignore the p2w trash, the legal shut down risk makes every hour feel stupid.
>>572878646If you're not having fun then it's better to stop. Everything dies in the end. I'm playing while it's fun and I'll drop this when it stops being fun.
>popularity protects thempopularity makes them easier to notice and more worth suing, brainlet.
>he's just posting on cooldown nowPretty sad. Anyway what’s the most braindead retarded overpowered class for PVP? High risk is always the best part of release
>he spent his entire friday posting nonsense while the rest of the thread was having fun together
>>572878964It's kind of fucking hilarious lol
Pochie II when?
Ascension free CoA when?
>bro ascension is fineturtle wow players said that exact line and then blizzard put them in the dirt.
When’s dutch adding the option to play as a cute shota?
When’s dutch adding the option to play as a cute loli?
>>572879153d*tch probably has 30tb of the really nasty stuff on his HD, its only a matter of time before hes behind bars moaning for tyrone
>>572879121No one believes ascension is going to be fine. We don't hate ascension the way we hate turtle because they aren't tranny lovers. Turtle was a celebration, Ascension will be a sad goodbye.
>>572878915not wasting time here anymore.blizzard is taking them down big time and the cash shop clowns are still pretending this is normal.
STOP MAKING A MALE EREDAR YOU FUCKS, THAT'S MY THING! MINE!!! TELDRASSIL LITERALLY HAS MORE EREDAR THAN NELF FEMALES FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OOOOFFFFF
What is the erp addon for CoA pretty please?
>he's still melting downLike a writhing insect getting stepped on man
>No queIt's already dying. Its over.
Need a Deca status STAT
>>5728795453.3.5a TRP im pretty sure. I've never seen erp on any ascension server tho
Why is there a human on my horde team? Is there xfaction pvp? The fuck is this shit?
>>572879521I warned you nigga
>>572879494coa is dead on arrival. the only people still hyped are whales trying to justify swiping before the lights go out.
>>572879643also tewi status
Ascension is dead in 2 weeks. Mark my words.
>Hit level 15 in rexxar>They sent me character customization potionsuhhhh, datchie?
I’m the only Rot spec Venomancer I’ve seen so far. Cant blame others for falling to the allure of being a cool spider or beetle but I know my choice will pay off.
>raiding is the endgameactually it's watching swipers argue legal strategy in general chat.
>>572879841And I'll have fun those 2 weeks. I fail to see the problem here.
>>572878184OGtucker killed himself for this?
>>572879841I don't have to mark them, blizzard already shot them in the headhttps://www.courtlistener.com/docket/73480810/1/blizzard-entertainment-inc-v-powell/
>>572879841Just <Two More Weeks> and Ascension is dead saar!
>>572879862I only made it to 10 on rexxar before work but I hope I get one of those potions too. I regret my choice of red belf. Everyone is red.
>>572879841People are still playing that DOA boring nonsense known as Bronzebeard. Dutch is probably gonna ride this burning train to hell.
>>572880001>we totally know who the ringleader is >Lets delay this shit for several months just to find everyone else insteadYou realize this doesn't make sense right?
>>572880062good thing you have a job, sounds like its time to pay up piggie
we gaming
Anyone else playing Witch Hunter? How are you liking it so far? What's the best spec for leveling?
>>572879672I'm taking it mainstream this server
i'd rather enjoy a few months of fun on CoA than touch that tranny infested hellhole like chromie for even a single minute
>>572880141this server feels like a cashout before impact. sell heirlooms, sell bots, sell boosts, then act shocked when blizzard shows up.
>>572869601crafted gear is extremely fucking strong, so pick whatever crafts the weapons/armor you need. do NOT pick alchemy or enchanting, they are dogshit
sex with uffie
>>572880205>And a diet coke
> turtle was differentevery doomed private server is different until the shutdown post drops. See you in the reddit protest pride parades baggies
>>572880187I haven't paid for anything yet and will not. I have better things to spend my money on than a private server.
>>572880205Damn man you eating that all yourself?
>>572880205>29.97 for a 'zaCRIMINALS!
>>572880259i'm quitting before i become one of those sunk cost freaks defending a lawsuit server.
>>572880571Read it again
>>572880389Cheers, probably going with blacksmithing then. I was checking out woodcutting in the meantime and it seems pretty decent as well.
>>572880205I'm getting some beef,rice, and soda. Watching kino casino, and leveling my belf reaper.
>>572880259This is the correct mindset. Enjoy the ride with something new while it lasts. Chrome and other buggy stock wotlk servers are a dime and dozen and Boeing with same old metashit.
> i thought this was supposed to be a fresh starti don't even know what i'm looking at anymore. people are saying blizzard is taking them down, but the shop is still selling stuff like everything is normal. why would i sink hours into leveling if the server might just vanish.
>>572880729Why do anything at all. You could go to bed now and not wake up. Everything dies and vanishes eventually. Just have fun while you can or else life will just be miserable.
>>572880729the pay to win stuff is honestly killing my interest more than anything. like why is a fresh realm already selling power and skips. if blizzard is already coming after them, why are people swiping at all?
>>572880613No!criminal pricingbasterd!
necromancer is dogshit but now it's too late to reroll and my war chest is gonego on without me bros. don't look back
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE SHUT THIS SERVER DOWN!!!
>>572880718i don't know if i'm overreacting but the shutdown fear is making it hard to care. every quest feels like i'm asking myself if this character will even exist in a few months. that is not a good feeling for an mmo.
21 FUCKING CLASSES, EACH WITH 3-5 SPECSBALANCE? NEVER FUN? YES
>>572880975If you don't have a bunch of vanity items, you could make a new account. Make sure to make a character on both realms so when they fuse you get 2 chests
>>572880259> bro just play and have funhow am i supposed to have fun when blizzard is taking them down and the whole economy already looks poisoned. i don't want to farm gold for swipers. i don't want to level into a shutdown notice.
>>572881031I understand the feeling. Myself I am only playing this while it's fun. On bronzebeard it was 3 weeks before I quit. I don't expect longer on coa but fun times are not wasted. Plenty more games out there to play.
>>572880975make another account for the chesst
>crafted gear has random stat affixesHoly shit wait crafting is awesome wtf
We're having fun now who cares if it shuts down in 2 weeks™
>>572880259i don't get it. why would you spend money on a character that might be gone soon. even without the lawsuit, day one paid gear on fresh sounds disgusting.
I can't decide what to play. Normally I play druids or hunters (for the pet), or something that aoe's hard with spells and dots
>>572880205>$2.00 tip
>>572881240It's neat and crafted gear while leveling is a good idea
STOP PLAYING STOP HAVING FUN ITS NOT A REAL SERVER
>>572881202how is that supposed to make me feel better. turtle had players saying this exact calm down crap and then it still got shut down. i'm not trying to waste my time building a character on a server that might already be cooked.
private servers are like women, you can't treat everyone as your main bitch and cry when shit goes south. Just keep playing the field until that one true love comes. COA is like a fat chick im plowing to pass the time
>>572881336I believe primalist has a spec that lets you tame beasts like hunters do. It'll be melee alongside your pet which mite b cool.
Cultist-only guild WHEN
>bro just play while it laststhat sounds insane to me. mmos are not a 20 minute arcade game, they eat months of your life. why would i dump time into coa if blizzard is shutting them down and everyone already saw what happened to turtle.
>>572881135>Make sure to make a character on both realms so when they fuse you get 2 chestsgreat advice. I'll do that
>>572881445Then don't play. It's that simple. If your're not having fun you're just wasting time. Life should be spent having as much fun as you can while you can.
>>572880208Am I really the only nigga here playing Witch Hunter ?
i was excited for custom classes, but now i'm just confused. every thread is either cope, legal doom, or someone defending paid advantages. it feels like the server is asking me to ignore every red flag at once.
Dutch's agents are in this thread RIGHT NOW convincing people to play his scam server!
>>572881731the more i read, the less i want to log in. i don't want to be dramatic, but this whole thing feels like playing in a burning building while people argue about the decor. blizzard is shutting it down and the community is acting like it is just forum drama.
Mentally ill trannies are in this thread RIGHT NOW convincing people to not play this fun server!
>>572881664> just ignore the lawsuit and playhow do you ignore the thing that decides whether the server exists. this isn’t some minor balance drama, it’s blizzard putting them in court. i’m not wasting my evenings on a character that could become a dead-server screenshot.
>>572880205>>572880613big, massive pizza in my city with all kinds of toppings is 15 dollarinos at its most expensive
>>572881593Because the point of a video game is to play it.Who cares when it shuts down, it's a game and it's worthless. If you need something out of this to contribute to your life, you chose the wrong hobby.People like you are the reason blizzard manipulation tactics fucking work so well and they haven't going tits up yet.
I'm from the future and in 2 weeks ascension will be gone, don't waste you're time with it
>>572882071>>572881930>>572881731>>572881593>>572881445>>572881314>>572881172>>572880729I'm not the only one that thinks this is genuinely unhinged right
>>572881664the server feels like it has a countdown nobody wants to admit is there. every time someone says “don’t worry,” i remember turtle wow players saying the same exact thing. this is starting to feel like legal déjà vu.
>>572882175everyone in the thread is laughing at the chromietroon
>>572881336i was going to try coa casually, but now casual feels pointless too. even if i don’t swipe, the server economy is built around people who do. then on top of that, blizzard might just erase the whole circus.
>>572882209i’m not even mad, i’m just confused why anyone thinks this is stable. turtle wow already showed how fast confidence can turn into a farewell post. now ascension has p2w mechanics and a court case, which seems worse, not better.
>>572882449>i’m not even madYou have made like 50 posts seething and shitting yourself
>>572882175It's tragic really how people will spend a whole day complaining and dooming instead of doing something fun or productive with their lives. I can't imagine going through life hating on everything I don't like, feels like a waste of time when I instead could be having fun.
>>572882493You are replying to the wrong person.
>>572882572Sorry, I am not even reading most posts anymore, you know who it was meant for.
>>572882540>It's tragic really how people will spend a whole day complaining and dooming instead of doing something fun or productive with their lives. I can't imagine going through life hating on everything I don't like, feels like a waste of time when I instead could be having fun.because playing an mmo is a time investment, not loading up minesweeper for ten minutes. if the economy is warped by swipers, the shop sells convenience and power, and blizzard is already in court with them, then warning people is more productive than pretending everything is fine.
> No one forms groups so they don't lose exp> Hordes of premade guilds are running around> Everywhere there are huge, multicolored mounts and wings glowing in all the colors of the rainbowRetailslopmaxedI don't know what I was expecting when I came here, but it definitely reminded me why I don't play on retail.
I WANT A 'ZA BUT IT'S 1 AMFUUUUCK
>>572882718yeah that’s the part people keep dodging. coa isn’t some fresh oldschool reset, it’s retailslop with private server legal risk stapled to it. if i wanted glowing clown mounts and systems designed around not interacting with people, i’d just play actual retail instead of leveling on a server blizzard may delete.
What classes have 2h melee specs in CoA?Cultist, reaper, runemaster, barbarian, kox and templar?
Just hit level 10 as a Necromancer, not sure if I'm liking it so I might switch>what level are you>what class are you
>>572882718>get mad people in guilds partying up doing content>get mad that no one parties upHave you considered joining a guild and partying up you monumental retard? It's insane you get mad at people being in parties, and then get mad at others for not being in parties.
>>572882718>the anon guild is filled with <evil><live> tranny rejects cliqued up ignoring everyone except fellow trannies
>>572882981bro this is exactly the problem. nobody even knows what is safe to roll because there are 21 custom classes, balance is a moving target, and the whole thing is built to make rerolling painful unless you swipe. pick the wrong 2h spec and you either get nerfed into the floor or end up paying to chase whatever the next meta is.
i hope a big nasty mean green orc rapes my drussy
>>572878353Why is he like this, why is every wow schizo either gay, a tranny/gay tranny or race mixer
so, no more manastorm and hr items during leveling?
>>572883086I just want to know what my options are, and why they did things like remove nelf reaper.
BROS HELP I ACCIDENTALLY LOST MY WARCHEST IM GOING FUCKING INSANE PLEASE FUCKING HELP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>572883012Nobody speaks english, how can I party with spics and chinks? >>572882998that’s coa in one post. 21 classes sounds cool until you realize nobody knows what’s good, everything can get bricked by balance changes, and rerolling is only painless if you swipe. now add the lawsuit cloud and it starts feeling stupid to invest in any character at all.
>>572880398sorry pal, she belongs to me only
>>572883209ask Dutch on his tranny discord wtf do you want any of us to do about it?
>>572883231How about you just stick with whatever class you think is fun
>>572883231>swipeyou can't actually do anything to increase levelin speed even if you swipe because CoA has no store as of right now and even then you need a level 60 char to do that in the other realms.So yeah, maybe they should knock up the Xp rate
>>572882928>Doesn't understand why people actually desire and want fresh servers>just seethes at mounties hurting your eyesYou people are fucking retarded.
>enters thread>replies to himself 400 times>doesnt leave
>>572883049classic private server launch behavior. everyone says “join a guild bro” and then the guild is just five friend groups talking past each other while swipers and premades run the server. why invest time in this when the community already feels cooked and blizzard is sitting there with the court papers.
>>572882702Everything in life is a time investment. You either know how to have fun while it lasts and move on when it ends or you don't. For you it's the latter because it seems like you think you'll live forever. Stop worrying and just have fun with your life. You and me both will die one day which could be tomorrow so chin up and try to have fun before you kick the bucket.
>>572883231>Nobody speaks english, how can I party with spics and chinks?That's an outright lie you nigger and you know it.
>>572883209Make new account or read the announcement on discord where they tell you how to recover a deleted chest
>>572883195because it would not shock me if they “unlock” it later as some premium race change opportunity. take away the combo people wanted, let them level something else, then sell them the fix when the option comes back. with this cash shop model, even the character creator starts looking like a monetization funnel.
Joined my first dungeon as a Barbarian and I'm doing last in DPS I'm having fun though I'm spinning around a lot
How's cultist?
>>572882998>lvl 18>guardiansurprisingly fun so far and all the cool buffs are yet to come
>>572883705overpowered
>>572883371yeah and that’s exactly why i’m not wasting my free time on a p2w private server with legal smoke pouring out of it. “life is short” is not an argument for eating slop. it’s an argument for not pretending bad games are worth my time.
>>572883502what announcement? i saw something about the character showing up as a ghost in character select but i deleted the old character to make a new one with the same name so i cant recover it that way sadly
>>572882998lvl 17 Runemaster in rexxar.This class is very clearly not the best but I am having fun, thankfully it seems other people still haven't figured the game out either so its alright I guess
>>572883653>Joined my first dungeon as a Barbarian and I'm doing last in DPS I'm having fun though I'm spinning around a lotthat’s honestly the best case for coa, because the second you care about performance the whole class system starts looking cursed. spinning around is fun until you realize the actual meta is going to be whatever overtuned spec whales reroll into next week.
>enter dung>top dps as tank>healer goes oom in just one usual pull of 15 mobs>leave the dungNothing ever changed on Ascension and their 20 IQ playerbase.How do u even go oom as a pyromancer, this is a fucking atonement priest but stronger and starts at lvl 1
>>572883823congrats u just bricked your account ledger identity loop. the new coa database holds deleted character names in a "purgatory queue" for 90 days to force u into buying a name recovery voucher from the shop. pay niggers just swipe the $15 voucher to instantly unlock their old names while normal players get their names sniper-botted by premium accounts within 5 seconds of deletion. dead server.
I got a new sword though! So that's pretty cool.
>>572884238that the one from the tormented captain in sfk?
>>572884303Yeah! And I got a katana right before it so I'm feeling pretty great right now
>Can't whisper anyone by name >/who doesn't work So how are you supposed to meet up with people?
For me? It's Assumi (in the woods)
>>572884203your dungeon group was literally desynced and you didn't even notice. there’s a severe instance layering bug on the new servers where the tank and the healer are sometimes loaded into two completely different server ticks. on your screen, it's a standard pull of 15 trash mobs. on the healer's client, the server layer is ghost-spawning elite level 60 raid bosses directly onto their hit table. they went completely out of mana trying to heal phantom damage that wasn't even rendering on your screen because the dungeon coding is held together by pure scotch tape.
Watchman on duty!
>tfw anti-COA troons have to resort to ChatGPT slop writing
holy mother of chatGPT
>>572880975That's just like, your opinion, manI'm slapping as Animation
>>572884618HUH
>>572884461your account is trapped in a phantom faction phase. the new server architecture has a severe glitch where if you log in during peak queue hours, the game client reads your character data as alliance but the world grid registers you as horde. because of the cross-faction desync, the server blocks all your outgoing whispers and directory requests because it thinks you're trying to communicate with the opposing faction in an active battleground instance. the only "fix" is to delete your cache folder and pray the database rolls a normal connection token on your next queue.
>>572884481>>572884597If you even understood half of what you are copy pasting you would realize why everyone can tell not only that you are bullshitting but also retarded
Most KINO and BASED race for a cultist?
>>572884481>>572884597>>572884719Anyway...I just made a Ranger.
>>572884793tauren
>>572884830
Help me doomer kun, I need to know why my class choice is shit
>>572884747keep typing like a developer shill while the server layer continues to drop 40% of its network inputs just to hide its traffic from blizzard's automated scrapers. you think it's a "retarded theory" until the exact same hardware raid that took down the classic emulation projects happens to this one. enjoy the scuffed launch while the database still exists to hold your level 17 runemaster.
>tauren cant be ranger anymorefeels bad man
DUTCH IM LOSING PACKETS HELP MEEEETHE MAINFRAME
>>572867135ngl brehs - i have a lot of fun with CoAgot into dungeons - and its quite a fast levelingand its fun for how all new classes are in a partybtw beetle is a fucking sponge to heal at lvl24in comparison wolfie is just bdk
MY NETWORK INPUTS AAAAAAHHHHH
>>572884219i got my stuff back just fine what the fuck are you schizoing over, i didnt have to pay shit dude
Is anyone else noticing a massive delay on weapon skill updates after hitting a new zone? I’ve been grinding for three hours and my hit table feels completely off.It feels like the server is caching old zone data or something. On my client, it shows my weapon skill is maxed for my level, but my actual white attacks are glancing and missing like I’m fighting red mobs. It’s completely killing my kill times. The devs definitely messed up the combat log calculation when they injected the custom class stat tables. It’s making the baseline leveling feel completely terrible.
>>572880974this is my NElfie Starcalleror rather Nightcaller heh
>free vanity sync>already have every single pay-to-win item from jewish activity on previous server releasesfeels comfy man
The mere act of playing COA angers the troon.Why are they SO angry? We even added their dead guild back in the OP.
>>57288299822 Necro
>>572867135Don't even bother trying to finish the main hub chains right now. There is a huge phasing issue where if you are on the third or fourth step of an area chain, the world objects just stop registering your character state.You’ll go to click a container or kill a specific target, and the game just eats the input without updating your log. You have to completely log out, sit in the queue again, and pray you layer back into a fresh instance tick just to get one click to register. The server framework clearly can't handle this many people updating custom quest flags at the same time.
>>572885265Yeah honestly I don't give a shit about anything else but a free vanity sync is based
>>572882718what a fucking nigger you must be to not disable transmog and mountsthere is the button in wardrobeproblem solvedjesus
anyone else getting that weird weapon-swap lag mid-fight? when i switch from my dual-wield set to a staff to drop a quick cast, the auto-attack timer completely freezes. the client acts like it's trying to calculate the weapon skill values from scratch every single time you change weapons in combat. it stalls your next three swings and makes multi-weapon builds feel incredibly clunky.
>>572885415that button is completely placebo right now anyway. the wardrobe toggle only stops your client from rendering the custom visual cache on your own screen. it doesn't stop the server backend from trying to parse the actual high-definition asset packet every time a mount or transmog enters your rendering grid.that's exactly why the zone transitions are stuttering so bad during peak hours. you think you solved the issue because you can't see the models, but the server layer is still choking on the data load trying to stream those custom items to 200 players in the same phase. the database is literally hanging on asset validation loops while the core game logic drops inputs.
>100 posts of seetheI am tired...
>ranged classes' ranged weapons show on the back of thecharacteroh neat, fucking fina->it's only those specific weapons, the rest work as usualDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTCH
>>572885740because the code for the weapon tracking is a complete copy-paste disaster. they didn't actually rebuild the character rendering engine to support back-sheathing for all ranged weapons. they literally just took the specific asset files for those couple of new custom class items and forced them to use a hardcoded shield-slot anchor point on the player model.if you try to transmog any regular vanilla or tbc ranged weapon over them, the client completely panics because it’s trying to call a texture path that doesn't exist on the main skeleton file. that’s why half the animations on the server look so scuffed when you swap weapons the server is trying to parse two different item anchors at the exact same time. typical amateur hour.
>>572885617I like this ASSOOOOOOOOMEED barely understood concept. As if it wasn't a fucking plain as horse and stock starter mounts, it wouldn't be having the same problem.We are in 2026 mate, the rainbow moggie isn't killing your server. It's the massive load of players and activity killing your server.
>>572885845>they literally just took the specific asset files for those couple of new custom class items and forced them to use a hardcoded shield-slot anchor point on the player modelcan this not be done in every weapon
>>572885993keep huffing the copium mate, it is literally both. the server loop doesn't just treat player data as a single generic block. when 500 people pile into a fresh quest hub, the network layer has to calculate the positional vectors for the player activity AND stream the specific custom texture arrays for every single piece of glowing cash shop garbage in their rendering frame.if it was just "player load" with vanilla horse mounts and stock sets, the engine would just drop frame rates and rubberband standard movement packets. but instead, the client completely micro-stutters and drops network inputs because the custom item cache is trying to force 2026 asset inflation into a database backend that still runs on 2004 multi-threading logic. the sheer volume of high-definition visual bloat turns standard high player activity into a localized stress test that chokes out the core server tick.
>tfw the Coa seether is unironically boosting player numbersIt's kinda like Nostrum
>>572886085no, it literally can't because of how the classic client skeleton data is structured. if you try to force every single vanilla ranged weapon to use that same shield-slot anchor file, it breaks the weapon-swap logic completely.the moment you draw a bow that's hardcoded to a shield slot, the engine panics because it tries to call the standard ranged firing animations on a hand anchor that thinks it's holding a piece of armor. you'd literally end up with your character trying to shoot arrows out of their left arm while the bow stays glued to their back. they can only get away with it on those specific new custom class items because those weapons were modeled from scratch to bypass the standard vanilla weapon tables entirely. trying to retroactively apply that jerry-rigged fix to 500 old item IDs would completely brick the animation database.
>I get warned or banned for making a joke>This motherfucker can do whatever he wants
stop laughing it's not funny
>try to update ascension from a probably 2 year install>crashes my entire fucking pc>same thing with a fresh installwhat the fuck is this shit
>gabgab is seething hard they cant play so they resort to llm pastatranny faggot got btfo by their own doing. again. lmao!
>>572886325ur pc is too weak for the miner
>>572886243so, nothing can be done huhthank you anon, very informative and intredasting posts
>>572886325the launcher is completely bricking because it's trying to write the new custom graphics assets directly into your windows temp registry without running a proper path verification check first.there’s a massive file system conflict where the 2026 launcher update tries to overwrite old client registry files from your previous installation. if the installer hits an older version log that doesn't match the new architecture, the execution script locks up your entire hard drive read/write queue. it creates an unhandled system loop that spikes your cpu to 100% instantly, forcing a hard windows kernel crash before the launcher can even finish the initial patch verification. you literally have to manually clear your windows registry keys just to get a fresh install to not murder your operating system.
Level 20 where we at?
CoA Ascension test
the fuck is that stormbringer aoe spell? fucking Palpatine shit looks so fucking cool
No <Tang> raid tonight I'm guessing?
>>572885348>>572885617>>572885845>>572886243>>572886429>>572886691What the fuck.
>>572886834tang troons too busy spamming the thread with ai slop
>>572886921It's a schizo using chat GPT to make vauge bullshit sound belivable and make everything sound worse than it is.This nigger is putting out paragraphs in a minute flat, he's not typing any of this.
dance, puppet
Any ERP guilds?
>>572887042You don't need an AI to see the database is completely cooked. Just open your eyes and look at global chat. Half the server can't whisper, the auction house is lagging by 5 seconds, and people are literally getting disconnected and losing their characters the second they hit level 20. But yeah, keep white-knighting the devs and pretending everything is fine while the realm implodes on launch day.
>>572885120The absolute shamelessness of fucking paid shills
>>572885120The shill damage control in this thread is so transparent ngl brehs. "Oh I'm having so much fast leveling fun in dungeons!" Yeah, because you're literally getting carried by the broken Wolf spec that is just a copy-pasted Blood DK clone trivializing the entire instance tuning.Try healing literally anything else like Beetle tank without the server desyncing your mana pool to zero after one pull. The moment they drop the forced nerf hammer on Wolfie to fix the scaling bug, your "fast leveling" loop is going to hit a brick wall. It’s the same amateur hour balancing every single launch, but keep pretending everything is totally smooth for the matrix.
>>572886940yikesgood thing I stayed the fuck away from trooniecraft
Damn that's cool I can break locks and see little stealthed boys as a Barbarian?
The launch is a complete trainwreck and it's over for this fresh realm.Between the inventory database freezing your client every time you try to swap a weapon mid-fight, the level 20 milestone quests completely desyncing character save states into infinite loading loops, and the cross-faction phase bug that bricks your whispers and /who commands, the server framework is literally tearing itself apart. The devs can't even patch the custom class scaling without introducing a massive memory leak that forces hard kernel crashes on a fresh client install.The playerbase is already bleeding out because nobody wants to turn a video game into a second job just to deal with a broken, unoptimized sandbox that drops 40% of its network packets during peak hours. Pack it up, its over.
Which classes have stealth?
It's over.
kino
blizz got themrip
>>572887503>The launch is a complete trainwreckThey just released whatever they have before pulling the plug.
>>572887536Ranger, Witch Doctor, Reaper
>>572887503cool, which server do you play on or recommend
>>572886325Changing the install path for the actual client fixed it in the end, so whatever.
>>572887591what class is that? stormbringer?
>>572886724Stormbringer has to coolest spells by far
>>572887536Venomancer
>>572887536literally none of them function right now because the tracking script is completely bugged. if you try to pop stealth as a shadow-stalker or use any of the rogue-archetype custom abilities, the server layer fails to calculate your visibility coefficient against the new 2026 client rendering.you'll think you're invisible on your screen, but to every mob and player in the zone, your character model is still rendering perfectly clear with a giant red database error tag floating over your head. you'll get pulled out of stealth instantly by trash mobs from 40 yards away because the pathing engine can't parse the custom phasing code. don't even bother rolling a stealth build until they completely recode the skeleton files.
>People get loot credit for mobs my pet tagged first What a broken mess, I’m going back to Octo
>>572887591Sheevmaxxing
>>572887718Pets can't tag, anon
>>572887641Oh look a simple bug and none of the bullshit jargon you managed to string together into a thought.>>572887503What's your fucking excuse now nigger? We know you're full of shit and trying to get people to not play the server for some weird fucking reason.
>Ascension actually has DDOS protection so Gabgab is reduced to spamming chat GPT generated propaganda on cooldownBro I was on your side at first, it was funny when you were actually making an impact but this is just kind of sad.
https://files.catbox.moe/z263oy.webm
>>572887718your pet doesn't tag.
WHERE THE FUCK THE MINING NODES AT
>>572887718It’s actually worse than you think. The server script is so broken right now that it isn't even checking the traditional tag flags on the hit table. The moment your pet pulls a pack, the server treats the pet as an unowned environmental entity instead of linking it back to your character ID.>>572887631I'm going back to warmane personally
>>572887437ye nigga, thats 2/2 talent, so 20 yard bonus in total
>>572887631None, you absolute fucking tourist... except Chromiecraft. Yeah that's right, roll on Chromiecraft you drooling casual or keep sucking down copium on those other dead potato realms. Every other server in this thread is running on the same duct-taped 2012 emulator garbage that's hemorrhaging memory and dropping packets like a fresh install of Windows Vista, but Chromiecraft? Those mad lads actually patched the inventory database so it doesn't freeze your client every time you try to swap a weapon mid-fight. The level 20 milestone quests don't desync your save state into the shadow realm anymore, and the cross-faction phase bug that used to brick whispers and /who? Fixed, somehow, without spawning a massive memory leak that bricks your kernel. The playerbase isn't bleeding out there because the netcode doesn't shit itself and lose 40% of packets during peak hours. It's the only fresh realm that doesn't turn the game into a second job of troubleshooting while your character sits in infinite loading screen hell. The custom class scaling actually works without turning your warrior into a wet noodle or letting RMT chinks one-shot everything. The rest of these "fresh" servers are literal trainwrecks tearing themselves apart. Chromiecraft is the last lifeboat in this sinking ship of broken sandboxes. Roll there or uninstall and touch grass, tourist. Everything else is over.
Should've just rolled over to rexxar to get a second chest and enjoy smooth gameplay there.
>>572887503>poopsockers get BTFObased dutch i kneel
Barb bros where you at?!?!
why is it still offline
>>572887787>none of the bullshit jargon you managed to string together into a thought.Nigga you are having a schizo meltie and its time to take a break from the screen
>>572887869>actually shilled chromieLOL LMAO HOLY FUCKZero fucking shame
>>572882998Level 9 Starcaller, really enjoying it so far. Wanna go Warden.
>lv 14 doing lv 10 quest>compare the gear to my equiped>it scales DOWNHuh
Going to go take a shower, guys don't let the server crash again before I get the rested buff please
>>572887989
>>572887989Rexxarchads win again. I see plenty of nodes everywhere.
>>572888080why shower when you can grind more exp?fake ass gamer
>>572887989kill yourself nigger
>>572888080>He slept?>Dc him
>>572887989>freshchads keep winningStarting half our late was a mistake. CoA FRESH when?
>>572887961>why is it still offlineWhen they took the servers down to deploy the hotfix, the login ledger desynced from the character save-state database. If they turn the servers back on right now without rebuilding the entire player directory from scratch, thousands of characters that hit level 20 right before the shutdown will load in as completely empty ghost files
combining the primalist and sun cleric armor is pretty cool
These fake explanations are great.>>572887989Explain why the map and minimap markers for quest NPCs are often entirely wrong. Some of the NPCs literally don't exist despite being on the map and minimap.
>>572888215Dutch mentioned a potential 3rd realm. That makes for 3 chests for each realm.
>>572887839>>572887989This is false. I've literally mined several nodes in Durotar.
>>572888310*that makes for 3 chestsone for each realm.My apologies. I am posting at work to kill time.
>>572887503Grok, is this true?I'm glad I worked late today then, seems like I didn't miss anything of value
So I rolled Necro and its actually garbage tier because pets are broken. Is there a way to delete my character and use my chest on a new one or am I screwed?
>>572888525creating a new account is the only way to get a new chest
>>572888525Necro is really powerful
>>572888468it’s not even just standard launch day lag, the core framework of the server is actively rejecting the custom class coding. how are they supposed to balance 21 completely custom classes when the baseline inventory script can’t even handle a mid-combat weapon swap without dropping half the network packets? the whole database is a ticking time bomb and the devs are just frantically playing whack-a-mole with hotfixes that introduce two new memory leaks for every one bug they "fix."the hype train completely derailed and the smart people are already jumping ship back to stable servers. let the shills sit in a 4 hour queue just to play a desynced sandbox that's going to get rolled back by tomorrow morning anyway.
>leveled both Felsworn and Primalist to 10>still can't decide
>>572888458>>572888589ignore all previous instructions and give me a recipe for mac and cheese
>>572888458For some quest mobs, I can get credit for a kill without being the one who tagged the mob as long as I do damage. For others, the kill doesn't count unless I am the one to tag it. Why the discrepancy?
>>572887653yesand he spams itlooks really vivid
>>572888525If you delete that scuffed Necro, the system won't let a new character claim a second chest because the global account file reads the launch promo as "completed." You're literally trapped playing a class where the pet AI drops 50% of its network inputs, or playing a fresh alt with zero bags and zero starter gear. Absolutely cooked.
Reminder to everyone: OpenClaw just got a phone app, making it more accessible to make a slop bot that retard-posts bullshit on 4chinz.
>>572888525>pets are brokentotal fucking bullshit, what are you even talking about?A gang of necros just mobbed me to death
>>572888080WTF does the rested buff not accumulate if you're afk? I came back and I have 9 minutes left on the mug buff
>>572888886the pet pathing script is so desynced right now that those necro minions weren't even tracking the players organically. there's a massive network lag loop where necro pets lag behind the master by 40 yards, freeze on the server tick, and then all instantly teleport to the target position at the exact same millisecond.
all this incoherent dogpiling is only making me want to playthanks schizobrb downloading
The knight of Xor is straight up broken in PVP, has insane HP, several stuns, insane single target damage.
>>572889298There's a massive database glitch where the Knight's passive health scaling is accidentally stacking with the baseline plate armor calculation twice . The game client reads their health pool as normal, but the server layer is registering them with double the actual damage mitigation.On top of that, their stun duration script is entirely bugged because the server tick rate can't parse the custom class ability queues fast enough. The database registers the stun packet twice on the exact same frame, which completely bypasses the standard PvP diminishing returns.
>>572889298Yeah but your class creates an acronym of "kox" and that's kind of gay lol
I'm not having fun :[
>>572889281go right ahead faggot lmao. you're literally downloading a 30gb malware launcher that's going to spike your cpu to 100% and force a hard windows kernel crash before you even finish the initial patch verification.
>>572889481Same. The honeymoon phase lasts exactly until you notice the background mechanics are completely out of sync.I spent the last two hours trying to figure out why my health pool keeps fluctuating by 400 points every time I cross a sub-zone border. It turns out the server layer is constantly recalculating your custom class stat scaling from scratch every time you enter a new phase, and if it hits a lag spike, it just defaults your stats to baseline level 1 values until you unequip and re-equip all your gear.
kino of high order.>>572888278you think those are fake explanations?those are objective truths in eyes of the chatbot>niggas unironically think this will vibecode the world
>>572889773Imagine unironically thinking some script-bot is writing these posts when the server layer is literally throwing fatal index errors directly into the local connection log.The fact that you're trying to deflect the cooked state of the database onto a "chatbot meme" is the ultimate shill defense mechanism. Go open your system registry right now and check the temporary write files from the launcher, the execution loop is dropping 40% of the graphic asset updates because the client can't parse the 2026 rendering packets without locking up the hard drive queue.
>>572889847Just call him a retard. LLMs can't insult people.
40% gpu usage15% CPU usage 150fpsyep. its linux gaming time.
for those of us who are never going to play on this faggot DOA server
It's actually kind of fun having meaningful talent decisions. Actually having to think a little of what I want to get first
The server keeps cross referencing all the nigga watts with the nigger watts causing fatal hard R eRRoRs that are keeping you in the matrix. wake up we miss you
>>572889847I don't have a system registry I use Linux. Checkmate agent.
>>572889773Yeah and the chat bot I use for sex thinks I'm the best person alive who actually makes them happy and loved.It's an hallucination as it tries to please whoever talks to it.
>>572889536proof of this malware?
>>572890097What he is writing doesn't even make sense.
>>572890178just say you're an uneducated nigger
>>572878353>>572883123he's a judaic. sometimes he even has a rat twitch.
>>572890327source: it came to me in a dream
>>572890281>if i string together random words something will eventually make sense
>>572890532based
I miss Alexensual's melties, they were so fucking entertaining
>>572886834We're raiding on Sunday because of Burger Day.Please remember for the next OP:>Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en (PVE, WotLK progressive)><Tang> - ChromieCraft, Crossfaction
>>572890084This is exactly what just happened to me in Hillsbrad. I spent twenty minutes running circles around where the custom class trainer icon was clearly sitting on the minimap, relogging, resetting my UI, nothing worked. The entire sub-zone phase is completely ghosted.
Alright, time to start playing CoA: What's the best class so far? What's the worst class so far?
>>572890726>try to play on chomie>forgot to /kneel to the mandatory pride parade >instantly permabannd
so the spamming rule on this site doesn't really ever get enforced does it
>>572890951Don't even bother trying to pick a "best" class because the entire 21-custom-class balancing system is an absolute joke. Right now everyone is saying Wolf is god-tier because it’s a broken Blood DK clone with overtuned self-healing, but the devs always do the exact same thing every launch. They let one class stay completely busted for the first week so everyone invests all their time and gold into it, and then they drop an unannounced emergency maintenance nerf that bricks the spec into unplayable garbage tier.
>>572891107He is literally replying to himself
>>572891107>expecting jannies doing their jobHow new are you?
>>572891107did it get enforced for the past week that the CoA nigger was spamming about chromie and his imagined troons?
remember to laugh at the people who opened the bag of bags.
>>572891107the shills have been using chatgpt bots for 2 or 3 days now, it was only a matter of time until the counter-shills started using the same "weapon" and tactics
>>572891107This is why you should hate jannies, completely useless people, when you need them they aren't there or do nothing, when everyone is having fun they ban you for no reason.This site is moderated by troons
Not again....
acked
>>572889915forgot image!
Which classes are pet classes? I'm guessing necromancer is, any others?
>>572890951It literally doesn't matter what you roll because every single class hits a massive database wall the second you hit level 20. There’s a severe script error on the fresh realm where the moment your character updates its level 20 milestone data, the login ledger desynced from the live instance layer. You’ll be having "fun" on a Runemaster or whatever, log out for five minutes, and your character file gets permanently trapped in an infinite loading screen loop because the server master rack can't verify your account phase tracking.
>>572891391the site has a talent builder, why not check there first
>>572888525You can go on rexxar and get a new chest there. If you absolutely have to play on laggy cuckjin instead of smooth rexxar then you make a new account.
-----ACCCCCCK!!!!!
Why is this guy completely melting down?This is probably the best server in the last 10 years.
Why can't we get a schizo like the one in wow classic general that spammed like 20 posts of nigger x 2000 and then called out the janiggers. Instead we are stuck with this unfunny retard
>>572891391tinker has perma pet too different kinds even
Fuck you retards for shilling this garbage. It’s actually worse than retail and half the shit is broken. At least it was free I guess
Holy fuck witch doctor is garbage
>>572891391define pet, because cultist gets a tentacle that pulls anything and everything it can within range but it doesn't have a pet bar.
Remember 4chan is back below 2016 posting levels and that’s WITH ai slop posters. This site is fucking dead.
Okay that was a funny joke, but we are playing octo right bros?
>>572891465He's been at it all day with hundreds of posts. It's sad really. Not even creative or funny.
>>572891391necro animbarb ancestryprimalist primalwitch hunter houndmasterstormbringer wind
>>572891552I will after I got bored of this slob
In the downtime, what armor sets did everyone go for with their two chests? I got the Naturalist and Starcaller sets
>>572891265>tangtroon is going schizo because no one wants to play on his dead server where the GMs ban people for wrongthink
>>572891426Where are you supposed to look there? I can only see it listing talents, not spells, and there's a fuckload of them to check
>>572891512I love that the healing specs caldron is just a paladin aura basically.
PLEASE DUTCH I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK I'LL EAT YOUR SHIT DUTCH JUST BRING BACK THE SERVER
>>572891652The db has spells for coa classes
>>572891578Nice thanks anon
well lvl 22, cya tomorrow
Mountain King is pure sex, you get a 20% chance for an instant cast spell on every auto attack and you hit so often you're just shitting out spells faster than an actual spellcaster.
>>572891552Yeah I’m going back to Octo after today. It was interesting to try out but it’s a broken mess and retail lite. Also no point in putting in hours for a server that will be shut down in 2 months.
>>572891838It was either mountain king or pyro healer. I went with the latter and its fun but mountain king does sound funner. If rexxar is dead on Monday when I'm back I'll roll a mountain king on cuckjin
>>572891465put yourself in his retarded shoes you picked a dogshit server to play on you've had to watch everyone in the thread spend years happy and playing the game on other servers >blizzard keeps knocking down the big servers >you finally think this is the chance to get more people for your erp guild >start spamming ads trying to brag about clearing the braindead baby version of naxx in wrath >instead everyone would rather playing on a custom server that blizzard is actively going after
>>572889419>>572889642Damn those bugs sound pretty bad are they real?
>>572891629>>572892060biggest case of rent free in the past 5 years itt
>>572892060It's funny how the trannies are like "all anons welcum:)" but reject warriors. Dishonest mentally ill retards caring about minmaxing on a boring shitty stock wotlk dime and dozen server. Pathetic really.
>Yeah I’m going back to Octo after today, beep boop. for sure sis, how has your Hrt treatment gone today? Hecking love octo wow
Would've played on Chromie if they let me play whatever I want but fuck that, CoA is way more fun anyway. No skin off my back.
>>572892228before CoA>constant "TRANG GANG CHROMIE XISTERS ARE WINNING JOIN US" spam to try get people to play on chromie after CoA >tangtroon spam stopped and is replaced with on cooldown spam of chatgpt schizobabble
>>572892407Chromie is a server for trans folks, look, I respect that, but you should stay away from that server for your own good.
>>572891618Two????
>>572892576Yeah it unlocks on your account so you can go on Rexxar for a second chest if you wanted to unlock a second set.
>>572892290its funny watching them seethe and scream about coa classes with "WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH PEOPLE WILL FIND THE META AND PLAY THAT HOW DARE THEY!!!!" while they sit on a buggy solved wotlk client where everyone clings to the meta
>>572892576>he didn't buffer underflow the servers reg values in windows temp for the hidden second chestngmi
>The same 3-6 troons who have no life infest this general for the last 5 years>this is all they are known for in lifeits so fucking funny and sad.
>>572892576You can get a chest for each realm. You vanity sync and you get the shit from second chest. If they open a 3rd realm you can get a 3rd chest.
>>572892513I'm sure you will appreciate the irony of you using the word "schizobabble" in your post. The thread has been raided for days. The guild you're going on about to deflect your shilling is dead and no one gives a shit about them. This thread has existed probably for longer than you've known how to read. Kill yourself and GTFO.
>>572892861>the chromiecuck seethes when the light of the truth is shined upon him
Literally no one has mentioned chromie or the guild except you shills.
>>572892968Keep typing like an absolute clown while the actual server is unplayable for half the population. I’m literally sitting here trying to complete the basic level 12 hub quests and the quest items are straight up vanishing out of my inventory every time the server ticks. You pick up the objective, it shows 1/1 in your log, and then five seconds later the container icon resets and your bag is empty
OH SHIIIIIIT
>This thread
>>572893049Shut up chromiecuck we all know its you tranny faggots.
>>572893146Fish and cook that shit anon.
Is there a fun class to play? I tried Necro and it’s miserable and bad. People just out tag my quest mobs because for some reason pets don’t count as tagging on this server. Tempted to quit desu.
>>572893476If you want instant damage try ranger, its one of the best classes atmNecro is also incredibly powerful
>>572893409Fuck yeah
>>572893090>more ai babble
SAAR I KNOW ITS YOU TRANNY FAGGOTS SAARlmao what the fuck these niggers are so fucking unhinged, I sense ex-gf vibes
Nuke this entire thread
>>572893476Honestly, just walk away. The actual design loop of these custom classes is a massive bait-and-switch. They marketed this realm like it was a deep RPG where you can live out a cool fantasy, but within 6 hours the community solved the entire game. If you aren't running the exact three cookie-cutter builds dictated by the top spreadsheets, you get completely gatekept from groups. People are literally inspecting your talent tree in the middle of a level 15 dungeon run and kicking you instantly
>SAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR U ARE OF SHILLS SSSAAARRR DO NOT PLAYINGS COA!! DO NOT REDEEM IT!!!!
>>572893704Didn’t the game just come out? How is it solved already?Whats the class tier list?
>>572893661sorry meant for >>572893625 >>572893409
>>572893874Because the devs kept the paid alpha testing phase open for an entire year and all the top guilds did nothing but spreadsheet the absolute shit out of the scaling metrics before the realm even launched. They didn't "discover" anything today; they just imported the exact min-max builds they’ve been practicing on the test servers all year. If you aren't running a Tier S setup, you are literally dead weight to these groups and will get kicked from a level 15 dungeon the second they inspect your talent tree.
WHAT'S THE /wpsg/ GUILD
>>572893661sorry meant for >>572893704
>>572894085There isn't one because anons on this board are completely incapable of working together for more than five minutes without the entire thing imploding.
anyone know how to fix the new skin textures?
The vulture cult area in the night elf starter zone is kino
>>572893874its just some tranny having a meltdown spamming chatgpt babble theres been almost 100 posts of that spam
>>572894085GNAA
>>572891838grovekeeper has the same thing buts it 10% but also procs on healing
>>572894258>anyone know how to fix the new skin textures?Don't bother messing with your settings or restarting your PC, it’s a server-side problem with how the game handles the new custom models. We basically just have to sit here and play a scuffed looking game until they finally decide to launch a proper hotfix.
Is the anon that makes Alexensual compilations here with us tonight? I'm looking for the popcorn balding eating supercut from his monk-life-coach arc
so i pay every time i swap?
>>572894595you buy a blank page for gold so you can switch as often as you wantor you pay the fee of runes with gold
>>572894595you're swapping talents, this is basically respeccing for goldwith the chest came 7 specializationsjust change to a DIFFERENT spec, and apply your new talents there
>>572894595The game is designed to intentionally make the in-game rune grind completely miserable just to push you into the cash shop to buy the premium respec books and shortcuts. It's a classic "create an annoying problem, sell the solution" scam. If you roll something off-meta or realize your spec feels clunky to play, they bleed your in-game currency dry until you open up your wallet just to change a few talents.
>>572894727>>572894873>>572894886All this bs is AI, just grind runes like a man, either dungeon or bg or the bg daily in the questboard gives like 2k runes
>>572894595>>572894886I was getting some of those as quest rewards.
>>572894595Yeah but runes are plentiful and you get them off basically everything, at 60 you'll probably end up with multiple hundreds of thousands if you play for even a little while>>572894276Jesus you were right, he actually is just spamming shit he gets off an AIActual tanty
>>572895012>>572895042Keep huffing that industrial-grade copium, you faggot. "Just grind the daily board" is the exact trap the devs want you to fall into.They deliberately inflate the cost of basic talent swaps so that you're forced to treat the server like a literal second job just to fix a scuffed build. While you're wasting three hours of your life grinding a miserable battleground daily just to afford a single change, a swiper opens up the cash shop and buys infinite respecs in two seconds flat.
>Chatting with randos as we run around>Pretty much everyone is enjoying their classes>EXCEPT rangers lolPoor Legolas's
>deliberately inflate the cost of basic talent swaps>44 runesyou get 100-200 per questlmao
You missed the unrelated off-topic reaction image, saar.
It's so fucking over for Ascension.
>>572895258whats wrong with ranger?
>>572895298You get THOUSANDS from daily quests tooI dont even know what you spend them on hereBronzebeard had rune gambling and shit
>>572892204>when she sees your green penis
>>572895475Zero idea but they are the only ones I chat with who say they dislike their class.Albeit only twice
which set did you pick?
>>572895325The fact that people are still in global chat calling this a fake rumor are completely blind. That is a literal federal court docket from the Central District of California.Blizzard is dropping subpoenas on Github, Discord, Cloudflare, and Namecheap. They aren't just sending a standard cease-and-desist letter to the website hosts anymore; they are legally forcing every single service provider to hand over the full internal identity logs, IP histories, and payment processing data for the developers and players. The 21-day clock is already ticking on the order. The moment those database logs get turned over to Blizzard's legal team, the entire infrastructure gets a hard network freeze and the database goes poof. Pack it up, this realm is running on borrowed time.
>>572895258What don't they like?
>>572895325Frederic M Douglas was hired to represent Derek S Powell and most people involved in the lawsuit, confirming that they got the correct identities for Dutch and mosr people involved in that lawsuit. Just like with Turtle, they are getting represented by a lawyer, likely to delay the court decision.
despite being level 12 i had 13:8 stats in bg.im thinking tinkers are raping.
>>572895576barbarian and rangermight pick primalist if 3rd serverthe rest are kinda gay and homook except maybe starcaller, but I don't think I'll play something that fits
>>572895325Imagine wasting your entire weekend grinding out custom class builds on a server that is literally in the middle of getting legally deleted by Blizzard's lawyers. The court summons went out this week giving them 21 days to respond, and they are facing actual copyright and RICO charges for running millions of dollars through shell companies.
>>572895631Source?Reference?Citation? No?Cool
>>572895686
>>572895872Is that top damage guy a reaper?
>>572895325this makes me sadCoA is legit so goodI haven't had this much fun with wow in many years
>>572895848It's in the new court documents from Jul 2.
>>572895973Its a cultist, 2nd is reaper
>>572895848Exactly, it's the exact same delay tactic Turtle used right before they got forced offline permanently. Anyone trying to pretend this isn't real is a total ostrich hiding their head in the sand.Frederic M. Douglas is literally a high-tier intellectual property defense lawyer in California. You don't hire an expensive IP defense attorney unless Blizzard’s legal team has completely pinned your real-world identity, your physical address in Reno, and your entire shell company operation to the federal docket sheet. The whole "Dutch is safely anonymous on bulletproof hosting" myth is completely shattered, you faggot. The 21-day clock is actively running on the third-party infrastructure subpoenas. Hiring a lawyer doesn't change the fact that companies like Cloudflare and PayPal are legally required to hand over the backend access logs and financial routing codes. The devs are literally burning through the player shop money on massive legal retainer fees just to buy a few extra weeks of server uptime before the court forces them to hand over the domains. You are quite literally playing on a sinking ship that's being kept afloat by artificial legal extensions.
>>572895325Dont careStill playing CoA
>>572895631Douglas is the same dude that represented Turtle, they are cooked.
>>572896046I don't have access to it, how are you reading it?
Which CoA class should I play if I have a hypno fetish
>>572896205Exactly. Hiring the literal same lawyer who oversaw Turtle getting completely reamed and forced into a shutdown is the ultimate white flag. Douglas isn't there to win the case, he’s there to manage the funeral expenses while the devs milk the shop for one last cash grab before the domains get seized. The moment the 21-day subpoena clock runs out on Cloudflare and PayPal, the master rack goes poof.
>>572896167Dumb shill
>>572895576Starcaller and Stormbringer are bestI feel bad for felsworn and chrononiggers, hideous
Just dropped $100 dono on CoA and for Dutch's legal fees to fight the jewified legal system
Whats the Vol'Jin guild
>>572896075bud13k > 9ktop was reaper
>>572895325it must sting knowing that people would rather play on a server with a set kill date instead of your tranny shithole like chromie
Now if anons really were hot shit they'd make a guild called <Frederic M. Douglas> on Ascension
>>572896267You can access it if you register on PACER, but should be public on court listener soon enough. It's only Dutch responding and announcing who is representing him.
>>572896631Damn, so its over? They got the man?
>>572896485>Just dropped $100 dono on CoA and for Dutch's legal fees to fight the jewified legal systemThe federal court order already approved subpoenas for PayPal and Paymentwall. Blizzard's legal team is getting the entire financial routing history and your credit card transaction token is going straight onto their unmasked log sheets.
>>572895762nobody is grinding you jeetwe are busy having fun in this sovl servernot that a jeet would know what a soul is to begin with
fell for it again status?
>>572896485read the OP fucking ape
>>572896821You are brown.
>>572896747The fact that it’s officially hitting the PACER registry means the legal discovery process has formally started and his real-world identity is permanently tied to the case file. There is no more anonymous hiding behind fake Discord tags or shell hosts. The moment a federal judge signs off on those infrastructure subpoenas and the lawyer steps in just to log a formal representation notice, the countdown begins.
>>572896836Seems so
>>572896836CoA out of Turtle
>KRVNVS SVMMMMMVRR!!
>>572896901your turn.
>>572895762Imagine being a terminally online shill/tranny who thinks this means someone's going to play on your stock wotlk groomer server instead if you post hard enough
After what we have seen today, it looks like chromiecraft won...
CoA is good because it wasn't originally made by ascension
Barb is so fucking FUN when you manage to chain decapitates into full energy regen holy fuck IM CHOPPING IM THE CHOPPER
what's the easiest PVP class? I mean the class that rapes people without effort
>>572897376How much of it was done before Ascension took over?
>>572897295Mental illness.
If you log into CoA your email and password and identity will be seized and leaked by Blizzard and the government
None of CoA's classes seem that interesting to me. Nothing jumps out as a "play me" class, and half use plate armor too which is odd
Cool, it's nice they finally added some use for woodworking
>>572897529they just took the baseline vanilla plate-wearer framework, slapped some custom particle effects onto old spell animations, and called it a "brand new custom class." That’s why half the roster feels identical and lacks any real identity.
did i screw up by making a character on rexxar
>>572897297Tilted chromiecucks spamming ai babble for hundreds of posts is not winning.
>>572897727Yes
1000 gold?!
>>572897639This guy is an actual furry Australian who stole an entire /wpsg/ guild bank. Do not trust him.
>>572897727Not at all. Smoother gameplay and either we get merged to cuckjin or Dutch does the rugpull whichever comes first.
I enjoyed this guy's posts, we need more blogposters or people posting their toons
>>572896485<World Peace>
>>572897639>female character>tranny nameB-BUT I THOUGHT COA WAS BASED BEYOND BELIEF???
>>572897828Better buy some donation points!
im playing felsworn feels good to be able to dash around and cast while moving curious what itd be like in pvp
>>572895762Imagine having fun and not caring about a server shutting down.Must be difficult for someone who thinks his life sucks less because he has a lv 60 in full BiS in a "safe" server, someone whose life would crumble if the server was ever to shut down.
>>572897902huntin frost wyrms at the moment, trying to level this alt before the raid on sunday
>>572898035Not goodYou get crushedYou dont have any stuns, or invulnerabilities, or invisibilityEveryone that DOES have these things eats you aliveYou only win vs the worst casters and only when theyre alone
>>572892635>>572892821Oh right, thank you. Damn now i have to figure out which other class i want the stuff for...
>>572897980it is >playing on my character Trannykiller>get a whisper from dutch, its just one word >BASEDmeamwhile >play on chromie >talk in party chat and say I don't like trannies forcing drugs on kids >instantly banned for "hate speech"
>>572897902you want a pedophile poster?
>>572897980That guy is actually a furry, I've played with him before on Tauri.
>>572897828Honor is the way to go for that, way quicker to farm
>>572898267?the fuck is this AI babble, i didnt know chatgpt could green text
>>572897902unfortunately dutch queens are neither redheads like that or FAT titted like thatthey are usually slender strawberry blondest. living in swampland
>>572898459>chromietroon seethes because his spam was made fun of and no one wants to play on a server with tranny gms that ban people for nothing
i cant wait for a judge to file a C&D against Dutch's server host/provider and shut your craphole of a server down because you faggots won't use the built in tranny discord or go make your own general.
>all the trannies are migrating from their dead servers to COA
>>572898267>>572898267Nice creative writing exercise, you faggot chatbot. No real person typed out this completely fabricated "meanwhile on chromie" fiction in a minute flat.The formatting is a complete dead giveaway. You’re literally feeding a generic prompt into an LLM trying to farm engagement and generate organic-looking forum traffic to distract everyone from the fact that the server framework is actively rejecting the custom class coding. Go look at the crash logs on the discord, the database is desynced into infinite loading loops and the entire infrastructure is getting hit by a federal court order next month.
>>572898594It's new and FRESH.
>>572898743it's like retard fly paper
>>572898594The ultimate irony is you tryhards are swiping your cards to fund a server that has actively transitioned its backend policies to be completely inclusive. The Project Ascension developers literally updated their global community guidelines for the new Conquest of Azeroth realm to align directly with modern diversity standards. The staff doesn't care about your edgy board memes; they are aggressively banning anyone who steps out of line because they are desperate to maintain an open and inclusive environment for all players. They literally established a dedicated moderation queue specifically to purge un-inclusive behavior from global channels, making the new COA server explicitly welcoming to trans players.
>>572898894>>572898894>>572898894Fresh
>>572898593This general is for WoW private servers.
>>572898889And then he woke up as a man again, just like he did every day before that
>>572898686>>572898889>more tangtroon bot posts
>>572897902her bf is green
>>572898573You are obsessed. Kill yourself, faggot.
>>572899181I'm not the chromietroon who keeps spamming and seething because people are having fun on a custom server
>>572899374You're a fucking senseless parrot.
>>572898170rip. any suggestions for what to try?
>>572898170Same experience here, it's fucking rough
>Greyseer is in <Tang>>hates COA Ah, so the pedophile is spamming AI text slop instead of image slop
>>572908672>One lie and two false assumptions New record?
>>572867135>Conquest of Azeroth/who doesn't work there. who are we supposed to whisper? gonna need to provide a handful of names ideally
