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teio!
>>572873607I LOVE MEJIRO DOBER
>>572873607>>572873626oh I forgot to mention I removed the dream team event for future bakes
>>572873607Slut thread
ryan LOVE
Nishino is trying her best to fit it inside.
>>572873607Dober still hates men.
>>572873607Join Haythere.Please put /uma/ in your bio before applying.
umanko
gn
what cards died with MANT?
>>572873785>off-model
wahey
>>572873375Oh hey I was talking about this yesterday. Move digitan to the same tier as everyone else and it's correct. Sexuality does not matter in the eyes of profit.
>>572873607Why are you such a jobber
When we will get Grand Concert?
I just want to have consensual sex with my uma wife, but jewgames made her queer. How can l live another day without blowing my brains out?
>>572874003Don't. Just end it.
>>572874001Grand LIVE is like 3 weeks away i think?
>>572873971here
_https://jiggie.fun/M6shb_~https://jiggie.fun/M6shb_
>>572874001>Coal Shitty
>>572874003Sounds like a (You) problem, she is straight when she is with me.
>my trainee did a sick wheelie in my office
>>572874149Ryan is beautiful
>>572873983Gays don't sell.>>572874149Still off-model
>>572874003>>572874093>>572874223every yuri couple is a tragedy, an affront against the heavens: birthing nothing, only actively making the world a worse place. so why does my happy place, my only comfort, propagate this mind poison?
>>572874348
Are there any A clubs still recruiting?
Did runs on my phone at work and now I'm out of borrows...I played myself.
>>572874471Better.
Ryan is cute and I'm tired of pretending she is not only to annoy Ryanfag
what are the best cards to use currently for unity or URA?Also should I only focus on unity races or can I tackle others for epithets?
>>572874498>A clubsYeah rebricked soon kek
>my trainer said if dogs can poop outside then why can't I
Digitan LOVE
>>572873960NTR, anything with poor starting friendship and low priority that doesn't remain a key skill card so most non wit and speed cards
Any sprint CM rooms?
>>572874319is she single?
Fellow pacegawds, are you rolling for this card in your pull plans? It has gold head on and it's usable at LB1.
so can you make UG ranks in Unity now or...?
>>572873607I love Dober so much
>my trainee sniffed my chair when she thought I wasn't looking
>>572874745Spend more money, goy
>>572874634SICKO
>grand concerti dub thee...BIG SONG
>>572874794Grass does that
>>572874745i only managed to do it with taiki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJiJ1S5aj0I^ do this.
>>572874745I consistently hit UG2 yeah
>>572874724No one is gay enough to like K.S. Miracle, not even the Yaeno Muteki posters
Why is King Halo doing this? Is she asking me to check her for worms?
>my trainer was peeing in the yelling stump again
>>572874724me on the left
>>572874893but it's a support card...
>>572874794I do that to Grass
>>572874745bro we're making UF umas with SR cards, keep up
>>572874724>Guts in GL/Grand Masters>Guts cards pre Orfevre SSRNo.....
I can't believe that I'm saying how much I've missed Unity. I've missed having fun...
>>572874909>she sees Chad Thundercock
>>572874794>>572875001these are so fucking funny, please don't stopalso where the hell is the anon doing puns with the NPC names?i had the same idea
I'm being oppressed!
>>572875002you're a piano??
>>572875015I only pull for support card I wanta fuck
>>572874883witgods art is so sovlfvl
>>572875059>People missed unityI remember people wanting to kill themselves each time they failed a race, riko ghosting them and complaining it was 10 minutes longer than URA
>>572875146>more hagsCringe
>>572875031witgawd said he used it for 2 scenarios THO
>my trainee said she thought honeyade came from honeyade trees
Your trainee does not love you you are not attractive strong male or uma she would never like you like that
>>572874745Yeah, usable ones too
>>572874207me on the left
>>572874003>>572874440I just want my trainees to like me back. Why does this company insist on making the horses queer? How does it make sense? Why is everything corrupted? Why?
>>572875285I cleated that Rice card, am I cooked?
>>572875296YWNBAU
>>572874745I have only managed to make SS Uma in Aoharu which I assume is due to the no MLB Finemo diffIt isn't a problem for now mostly but I am a worried about GL Having overkill Wit isn't a concern but it seems somehow having Finemo in your deck boosts all your other stats by like +60 I really do not understand
Just bought a booster box of these I don't even play weiss schwarz It comes out in November but i haven't ripped up some packs in years
Mejiro Ramenu
>5 mood downs>had to run an extra race for fans>fail a 9% trainingamazing
>>572875248Still better than medium sized short hair uninteresting uma
>>572875240yeah but we can clock unity races now and dont have to deal with Riko because it's a sprint cmbut FUCK support cards not finishing their events, thats truly whats pissing me off
>>572874745I guess
>>572875368>Cleating one-ofs everYou aren't the sharpest tool in the shed, are you?
just shy of halfway thereim considering just bumrushing failed mant runs after a certain point at +12bp per
Fuji Kiseki offers you her hand. Will you accept?
>>572875439SWEATY AND RAMEN SMELLING RAMONU TITTIES
>>572875451Both are shit, genocide all hags and boyumas
~3.3k sp
>>572875451word when are we getting some FAT BITCHES
>my trainee is neglecting her training to go and jack off in her dorm room and play videogames
>>572875391>having the best wit card in the game with roaming 15% TE is a big boon to scorebig if trueshould've rolled retard
How many more rainbow shards before GL?
>>572875631including paid ones, two
>>572875451
>>572875631The ones from this event and that's all
>>572875616>jack off>herThat's a man
>>572875581How the fuck did you get so many skill points?
>>572874745I got an UG3
>>572875581hoooooly
>>572875581nah but mant is better because you see ummm uhhh ummm you'll get more skil- ah wait that's not ithmmmmMANT is better though
>my trainer picked his nose then ate the booger
>>572875628To be fair I did. I only got the pity in 300 rolls. I only needed 1 pulled copy +pity for 3LB.
>>572875785>>572875616Can you please use someone else to shitpost?
>>572875785Waste not, want not, King.
*ahem*I have an announcement to make
I have now played this game for a full year.I have (some) platinum titles and keep class 6 TT despite never using third-party websites or consulting youtubers. I am representative of the average player, ask me questions and I will answer to the best of my ability.
>>572875720
>>572875725>754k fansprobably ran like 20+ g1's
>>572875558Damn I sometimes forget Fuji has those deliciously shaped boobs she displays so proudly...
>>572875816Ok that's rough, fair enough. Sorry for calling you a retard, that was uncalled for.
>>572875558>tomboy>lesbian >succubus No
>my trainee stuck the tip of a fencing foil up her urethra
YOOOOOOOOSH SPRINT MAYA IKUYOOOOOO
>>57287572560rb, race every g1 but no 3 in a rowsome g2/g3 with free turns
>>572875628Why are people here always so needlessly aggressive & insecure about the most milquetoast posts
>>572874232Because everyone got Flower, right? Are you mentally challenged?
>>572876030Tell us when you survive Tenharu
>>572875909They are pretty nice. https://files.catbox.moe/bifyc2.jpg
>my trainer broke both his arms in a freak accident so he called his mom begging to come jack him off for relief
>>572875879>aislop
>>572876048I was upset because I super lowrolled my final borrow and still dont have a second usable ace
>>572875871You do everything an average player don't do, bwoAn average player is in class 5.5, watches two to three sloptubers and complains they can't reach SS+ in new aoharu with their mediocre deck because they spend their 1500 carats on every banner they see
>>572876126I don't think AIslop is good enough to make that one comic strip
>>572876050Only pedophiles did besides soulless metaslaves
>>572876048Because to retards (like you) the only way to speak is to insult you because you're just flat out wrong is stupid
>my trainer openly laughed at one of rudolf's puns
>>572876076i got 3rd by a distance
>my trainer said he took the seat off his bicycle to make the ride more pleasurable
>>572876079Ugly boyuma
>CM registration doesn't begin for another nine (9) daysthat's literally forever from now and you guys are stressing about aces.
>my trainee openly laughed at one of rudolf's puns
>>572876048because we are on the needlessly aggressive & insecure site
>>572876196Nice. I only managed with a guts build
>>572876180Nah it's AI
>my trainer said he wants a second wife
god I wish I had a trainee to hang out with
>>572875871I believe you are lying. You are not getting plats without abusing meta knowledge (especially regarding support cards and skills) and even more so if you aren't borrowing decent parents (using third party tools to find good ones).
>>572876048this image has a really funny post history if you look it up by filename
Fukushima 5th Race - 2YO debut, 1800 meters Turf, 14 runners, post time - 12:30 JST1. Star Spot; 2C; Sire - Efforia; Dam - Carrement Chocolat; Damsire - Sakura Bakushin O; Uma in the pedigree - Sakura Bakushin O, Epi, Symboli Kris S, Cesario, Special Week, Maruzensky2. Cosmo Balmung; 2C; Sire - Danon Ballade; Dam - Naglering; Damsire - Red Spada; Uma in the pedigree - 3. Sanono Fighter; 2C; Sire - Greater London; Dam - Flying Nimbus; Damsire - Awesome Again; Uma in the pedigree - 4. Magic Fight; 2C; Sire - Tanino Frankel; Dam - Magic Potion; Damsire - Danehill Dancer; Uma in the pedigree - Vodka5. Corsaro; 2C; Sire - Curren Black Hill; Dam - Ferretti; Damsire - Rulership; Uma in the pedigree - Rulership, Air Groove6. Handen Blaze; 2C; Sire - Fine Needle; Dam - Hatano Diamante; Damsire - Empire Maker; Uma in the pedigree - 7. Feliz Senda; 2F; Sire - Efforia; Dam - Princess Lucy; Damsire - Strategic Prince; Uma in the pedigree - Epi, Symboli Kris S, Cesario, Special Week, Maruzensky8. Liberalismo; 2F; Sire - Win Bright; Dam - Meine Libertas; Damsire - Conduit; Uma in the pedigree - Stay Gold9. Book of Kells; 2C; Sire - Real Steel; Dam - Chambre d'Hote; Damsire - Lope de Vega; Uma in the pedigree - 10. Gull Drottinn; 2C; Sire - Rulership; Dam - Blonde Diva; Damsire - Smart Falcon; Uma in the pedigree - Smart Falcon, Sakura Bakushin O, Rulership, Air Groove11. Grass Courageux; 2C; Sire - Shanghai Bobby; Dam - Grass Etoile; Damsire - Vermilion; Uma in the pedigree - El Condor Pasa12. Lady Lex; 2F; Sire - Van Gogh; Dam - Sammaru Queen; Damsire - Daiwa Major; Uma in the pedigree - 13. Noble Glanz; 2C; Sire - Maurice; Dam - Noble Cullinan; Damsire - Deep Impact; Uma in the pedigree - Grass Wonder14. Lord Move On; 2C; Sire - Efforia; Dam - アイポステリー; Damsire - Lord Kanaloa; Uma in the pedigree - Epi, Symboli Kris S, Cesario, Special Week, MaruzenskyWho I think will win - Book of KellsWho I want to win - Book of KellsDark horse - Magic Fight
>>572876318>Tillian
>my trainee asked me why there are no male umas
>my trainer keeps masturbating with my used socks
>my trainer shat all over the floor
>>572876376Hi schizoI was wondering when you'd show up again...
>>572876353>he wants to fuck a teen
will this be the #1 parent on global? place your bets now!
I blame chiyofag
>>572876387Fukushima 6th Race - 2YO debut, 1700 meters Dirt, 15 runners, post time - 13:00 JST1. Kitano Batuque; 2F; Sire - Gold Dream; Dam - With Joy; Damsire - Victoire Pisa; Uma in the pedigree - Victoire Pisa, Neo Universe2. Mjuk Zeus; 2C; Sire - Taisei Legend; Dam - Miracle Moment; Damsire - Fuji Kiseki; Uma in the pedigree - Fuji Kiseki, McQueen3. Make a Mark; 2C; Sire - Hokko Tarumae; Dam - Agatha; Damsire - Manhattan Cafe; Uma in the pedigree - Manhattan Cafe4. Conte Mur; 2F; Sire - Le Vent Se Leve; Dam - Mont Perdu; Damsire - Cairo Prince; Uma in the pedigree - Symboli Kris S, Neo Universe5. Yamatake Genji; 2C; Sire - Will Take Charge; Dam - D's Primo; Damsire - Sinister Minister; Uma in the pedigree - 6. Major Singer; 2C; Sire - Daiwa Major; Dam - Sing Sing Sing; Damsire - Johannesburg; Uma in the pedigree - 7. Belle Grace; 2F; Sire - Mind Your Biscuits; Dam - Belle Diva; Damsire - Daiwa Major; Uma in the pedigree - 8. Pod Leve; 2C; Sire - Le Vent Se Leve; Dam - Pod Kuhio; Damsire - King Kamehameha; Uma in the pedigree - Tachyon, Symboli Kris S, Neo Universe9. Mo Mo One; 2C; Sire - Inti; Dam - Best Martini; Damsire - Dream Journey; Uma in the pedigree - Dream Journey, Stay Gold, McQueen10. Kuro Date; 2C; Sire - Kitasan Black; Dam - Fashionista; Damsire - Street Sense; Uma in the pedigree - Kita, Sakura Bakushin O11. Yuino Ryugi; 2C; Sire - Chrysoberyl; Dam - Go in Peace; Damsire - Sinister Minister; Uma in the pedigree - El Condor Pasa12. Double Blossom; 2F; Sire - Mind Your Biscuits; Dam - New Wave; Damsire - Heart's Cry; Uma in the pedigree - 13. Falco Signora; 2F; Sire - Nadal; Dam - Lady Hawkfield; Damsire - Hawk Wing; Uma in the pedigree - 14. Pseudorandom; 2F; Sire - American Patriot; Dam - Encryption; Damsire - Storming Home; Uma in the pedigree - 15. O K Ace; 2C; Sire - Hot Rod Charlie; Dam - Seraphin; Damsire - Behkabad; Uma in the pedigree - Who I think will win - Major SingerWho I want to win - Pod LeveDark horse - Mjuk Zeus
>>572876514???
>my trainer said "I know what you are" to Tazuna-san
>>572876376third world phoneposters are something else
>>572876536no actually he's trying to signal for agp anons to reply, someone is gonna reply to him with a mcqueen image and say hi
>>572876549nonice skills though
>>572876549Wit 1 + front runner
>my trainer once again ran a joke to the ground to the point of being annoying
(you) and me are just like this miscellaneous bird and rabbit. For real.
>my trainer saved the thumbnail
>>572876549>No dirtNo. I don't even need to see your inspirations.
>my trainee asked me why we can't reuse the megaphone that magically makes her training more efficient instead of having to buy new ones
>>572876191I'm sorry if me questioning the effects of Wave Of Gratitude - Fine Motion SSR made you feel offended or upset anon
What would it be like to have your head between Fuku's thighs?
>>572876572Kokura 5th Race - 2YO debut, 1200 meters Turf, 13 runners, post time - 12:20 JST1. Kokomo Fever; 2F; Sire - Indy Champ; Dam - Por Que Te Sueno; Damsire - Medaglia d'Oro; Uma in the pedigree - Stay Gold2. Prinkipissa; 2F; Sire - Efforia; Dam - Queen Catrine; Damsire - Acclamation; Uma in the pedigree - Epi, Symboli Kris S, Cesario, Special Week, Maruzensky3. Bluechip; 2C; Sire - Fine Needle; Dam - Pretty Asset; Damsire - Shamardal; Uma in the pedigree - 4. Wide Ily; 2F; Sire - Big Arthur; Dam - Ti Adoro; Damsire - Heart's Cry; Uma in the pedigree - Sakura Bakushin O5. Cho Champion; 2C; Sire - Noble Mission; Dam - Karustone Heine; Damsire - Calstone Light O; Uma in the pedigree - 6. Shallow Forest; 2F; Sire - Mr Melody; Dam - Grand Waltz; Damsire - Lord Kanaloa; Uma in the pedigree - Zenno Rob Roy7. Namiotono Hibiki; 2F; Sire - Rulership; Dam - Sazanami; Damsire - Deep Impact; Uma in the pedigree - Rulership, Air Groove8. Kashino Swag; 2C; Sire - Beach Patrol; Dam - America's Heart; Damsire - Baro's Heart; Uma in the pedigree - 9. T O Jasmine; 2F; Sire - Danon Smash; Dam - T O Prime; Damsire - I'll Have Another; Uma in the pedigree - 10. D S Shin; 2C; Sire - Fine Needle; Dam - Love Kampf; Damsire - Shonan Kampf; Uma in the pedigree - Sakura Bakushin O11. Maru Mori My Best; 2C; Sire - Gold Actor; Dam - A Shin Orihime; Damsire - Lord Kanaloa; Uma in the pedigree - Grass Wonder12. Le Mans Sarthe; 2C; Sire - Indy Champ; Dam - Katsundamon; Damsire - Empire Maker; Uma in the pedigree - Stay Gold13. Gold Showman; 2C; Sire - Satono Crown; Dam - Hibari; Damsire - Epi; Uma in the pedigree - Epi, Symboli Kris S, Cesario, Special Week, Maruzensky, Satono CrownWho I think will win - PrinkipissaWho I want to win - PrinkipissaDark horse - Gold Showman
>anon is an unfunny loser
>>572876717The card has been out in global for one fucking whole year, are you really that dense to not realise it's the best wit suppord card in the game with amazing stats even if it lands on other trainings?
good thread
>>572876647>>572876652>>572876714haa.......
>>572875581fuck
>my trainer gave me a rock
Reject Uma, embrace humanity
>>57287674377.7% you suffocate. Do you take the risk?
>>572876587Do you want me to host a room buddy
mixed feelings about this thread
>my trainer keeps ogling my daughter
>>572873607>implying this coward game will ever release a normal skimpy swimsuit
>>572876884We should all have a nice hydration break
>event ended with a cool animationpost teams
>>572876851>sameface artistyuck.. is not enough for him to draw these ugly faces
>>572876753Hakodate 5th Race - 2YO debut, 1000 meters Dirt, 5 runners, post time - 12:10 JST1. Rikisan Stella; 2F; Sire - Mikki Isle; Dam - Rikisan Win; Damsire - Cape Blanco; Uma in the pedigree - 2. Real Kukai; 2C; Sire - Shanghai Bobby; Dam - Foggy Day; Damsire - Real Impact; Uma in the pedigree - Mr. C. B.3. Damask; 2C; Sire - Salios; Dam - Organdie; Damsire - French Deputy; Uma in the pedigree - 4. Rose High School; 2F; Sire - Mischevious Alex; Dam - Atsuko; Damsire - Workforce; Uma in the pedigree - 5. Vitalism; 2F; Sire - Le Vent Se Leve; Dam - Academic; Damsire - Henny Hughes; Uma in the pedigree - Symboli Kris S, Neo UniverseWho I think will win - VitalismWho I want to win - VitalismDark horse - Real Kukai
>>572876851>shotaconFuck off
>>572876913oh shit they did actually add the cutscene? baste
>>572876785people love to be "offmeta" hipsters so they'll do anything in their power to shit on the best cards in the game
>>572876854If I should die, know that I die happy, for I have tasted the fruit.
>>572876916Didn't ask>>572876946You're thinking of Super Creek, anon
>>572876785>suppord Support*I win
anything that makes king halo more hated is fair and based and morally upright
>>572876906True. Stay hydrated
what do these pluses mean?
>>572876851>no ears >no tail>no heightened body temperature>no winking umanko >can't easily kill me with her bare hands what's the fucking point
>>572877020>implying it can't be both>posting the infertile hagNeck yourself
>>572876913
>>572876759you're funny to me ry. you're funny to me
>>572855023Extracted the slurp sounds for your enjoymentTazuna: https://files.catbox.moe/10l2bx.wavLight Hello: https://files.catbox.moe/8qh4xr.wavhttps://files.catbox.moe/vin3q6.wav
>>572877034Why did you capitalize it retard. Now you just look dumb.
>>572877072not only you get the skill but also extra poweryou can press the skill and it will tell you
>>572876913I got bored once I hit S and unlocked all rewards
>>572876913Where do you trigger the animation?
>>572877034Nishino is so cool...
>>572876913I missed a few refreshes because the reset timing was aids as fuck
>>572877159that's gonna make looping these skills hell
>>572877115May I interest you in a Maruzensky? They say she's still got it, whatever "it" is
>>572877191Open the event>>572877226Better start now!
>>572877143Sorry try again next time see ya
>>572877034Thanks for proving to me you know nothing about the game and constantly try to look smart with your absolute dogshit takes
>>572877138These are NOT ramen slurping sounds
>>572877278I did, it just shows me this screen
An assemblage of umas I want to have sex with
>>572876292oh my god so molestable
>>572875391Just use Kita borrow Maru and use the 4 best wit cards you have. Few extra races for SP, there's your Ug+ Uma
>>572877334doxed
>>572877508You'll never find me
Team Souless
>>572877527A bunch of boys and Bright
>>572877503>borrow MaruBut I'm not using a Front...
>>572876292Rest in peace, young nigga, there's a Heaven for a G
>>572877508>he named his team using his display name
noooooooo i didn't recruit with a theme..........
>>572877527boyfag traina....
>>572877587behold, a boy.
>team with 2 lolis in it is called Team Hymenaeus>HymenWhat did Cygames mean by this?
>>572877673if that's a boy then I'm bisexual
>>572877587Ines and Dober are also not boys
CYGAYS WHERE IS MY DREAM TEAM CUTSCENE I BUILT THIS TEAM SPECIFICALLY TO RECORD IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>572877570>team serious
>>572877275Where did you get that picture of my wife and grandkids?
>>572874232what if i'm running flower because she's super cute and the other two are king and hishiama
>>572877750Prove ines isn't a boy
>>572877762It doesn't display to non paying customers. Shorry!!
my team was AGP themed (-2)
>>572877673I am the biggest faggot on earth
>>572877849
>>572877952>-2NOT real then...
fffff
>>572877970frontbro....
>>572877973>cuck grand order
>>572877869>A3
who the fuck is this
>>572878035>sees a cute fun image>KEK CUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKobsessed incel
>>572878060My wife
>>572878027
>started the event super late and have a ragtag band of whatever decent rank umas i could graboh well
>>572877710Hymenaeus was a friend of the apostles during Jesus's time who misinterpreted his words and kinda accidentally ended up founding Gnosticism, and is basically a cautionary tale on how not EVERY crazy out-there idea on the religion is valid.No idea how that relates to horses.
>>572878060That's my fucking WIFE
>>572878060water
>>572878027Do it, faggot
>>572877710>>572878118In greek mythology he's a god of weddings btw
>>572877816No exceptionsNO CRUTCHES
>>572878027that's good you mongoloid
>>572878060that's symboli chris
>>572878190Oh so there's more than one Hymenaeus of note
>>572877816Hishiama Sexoo?
>>572877609I fully understand why you haven't hit Ug just from this reply
>>572878060Daring Tact's grandpa
>>572878060DEI uma>>572878095YWNBAW
>>572878060How are they gonna translate Merry Kris S...
>>572878060My future brown SEX wife
>>572878290Finally a good girl
>>572877721>>572877970You people say this but wouldn't be able to handle dober when she's having her third nervous breakdown of the week.
Didn't realise how soulless I was
>>572877710which two?
>bros when Unity gets the update Riko's team is super strong>they get stomped into the dirt even harder than the old team because we can make much stronger umas nowMany such cases
>>572877797Yeah, that was the planI was going to make a Rudolf and theme the team around her, either student council + Teio and Hishi/Fuji (dorm advisors) or some other Team Rigil umas, but I couldn't be bothered
kill me dude
>>572877987>Ines, last win before retirement was the DARBY, huge tits>Winning Ticket, Most known for wining the Darby, also has huge titsDerby Stallion = Titcow uma? am I on to something?
>>572878271Seethe
>>572878363>Fine>Ogurilooks good to me
>>572875391i have 2lb and can hit ug pretty consistentlyjust use an uma with speed/wit growth if you wanna cheese rank
Is chocolate milk good for you?
>>572878217>tumblr_>a VERY old pkmn screenshotholy fuck what a great image, perfectly on point as well
>>572878391Sweepy and Nishino
>>572878362She'd stop having those because I would fix her
plebbits finally waking up to how rampant cheating and botting is, quite a few threads in the last month. It's actually getting so bad it genuninely might make more and more people not bother with CM - the cheaters exploiting the api bugs especially. Plus, this retard.Hard to say if Cy will do anything, but with so many mass-reporting, they might have to get off their ass, or maybe pictard will make JP ppl even get angry. Might be dangerous to use Hachimi atm
>>572877609Do you genuinely think that card is only good on fronts? I think that other anon was right, no wonder you haven't hit UG or even SS+
>>572878217As honorable as this is, there are definitely pokemon that are stronger than others.
>>572878501No, diversity don't sell.
>>572878443Take the L, man.
>>572878060ASSASSINMISSION ACCOMPLISHED
>>572878501HISHI AMASEXOOOO
>>572878392i still lost one where i had double circles all. Fortunately, clocks at least for those.
>>572878060>Rudolf gets her cousin from America to come to Tracen>immediately makes you be her handler and leaves>comes back a week later only to go "yeah I thought you'd like her because you're both, well...you know">leaves againwhat did she mean by this?
>>572878505FUCK I downloaded an image from Tumblr it's over my karma is going to be tanked after this
>>572878217>post says no exceptions>image says run the umas you likewhich is it>>572878261correct
Wasn't Symboli Kris S the uma that had a very sad backstory?
>>572878392This game has no difficulty outside of the pvp which is bullshit-tier unless you nolife it. Ultra Instinct Happy Meek is a fucking joke.
>>572878804No
>>572878804that's sirius symboli
>>572878621She's so cool....
>>572878441word, my trainee Jungle Pocket got bazonkers
>>572878729I'm starting to feel nostalgic for shit like this, people getting triggered over it. Some years back in the /v/ba thread some of us started putting tumblr_ in our sound posts for funsies, actually getting people upset. Some good ol' fun.
>>572878521I don't think you would. I really don't think you would.
>>572873607Dober Love
>>572878536Fastest way to get them to fix is to bot and cheat on JP as much as possible. They don't care about Global
>>572878441Explain Special Week and Jungle Pocket.
>>572878804you're thinking of silence suzuka
>>572878362I already deal with that shit with my brother, I can handle it.
>>572878804Symboli Kris S wants you to keep hydrated.
>>572878841And she's a fraud
>>572878780It is dictated by what I personally believe is honest, fair & noble competition
>>572878927Spechud has a fat ass to compensate
>>572877762Okay, it only played when I switched over to my computer (and I didn't think that would work, so I didn't have video capture ready so my recording is fucked up, but at least I got the ending screen. I would've been mad if I went through all that work of finding all the umas for this pic just to not get the final team screenshot.
>>572878896No, I could actually. Her insecurities would fade away once she realizes that, no matter what happens, I would continue loving her and that she could always rely on me. I'd become a pillar of strength for her and show her that there's no need to be afraid of failure and realize how strong she truly is. I'd push her to be the best version of herself, while also accepting her own faults and being there to complement her strengths with my own.
>>572878927and Gimlet, and Neo Universe, and Vodka, and Orfevre, and Chiyono O
>>572878362>>572878521
>>572878924supposedly the api hack existed until 3rd anni in jp so yeah... for those unaware - legit cheaters adding gold skills to their umas that are impossible. This ofc means there have been smarter cheaters who added real skills to make an uma more op
>>572878060
>>572878060very muzu muzu
>>572879101vodka's a mare!
>>572878060you can click on her to find out
>>572879116she must want to do partner running with one of her classmates!
>>572879094Saved
>>572878217my favorite umas? taiki shuttle, nishino flower, and oguri cap (original)
Beautiful umas
>>572879114Can you hack in busted parents and then share them out so everyone that used them gets arrested as collateral.
>>572878060https://voca.ro/1hwVQ8wJntYT
>>572879358ichiban without her twintails is weird
>>572879094why is ayabe in that she's not even that big
>maru gave summer runnernice
>>572879358do they exist?
>>572879358>a cow
>>572878443Instead of getting mad, just try it
>>572879358Fucking Daiwa's brains out underneath the Kris S tree(Urara, Oguri and Tog gun caught us while looking for santa)
>>572879403that'd require Cy having a tool to detect that shit, which they probably don't. Plus, the hack is generally yellow skills - like a famous one atm is a front runner teio with gold Tails (that Tam has)
>>572878060adopted american symboli
>>572873860>150 shards>tempted to claim her green assWhen is she getting good?
>>572879536not him but what if i don't have kita
sorry if this is a hot take but I'm enjoying Unity 2.0 more than MANT. anyone else?
>>572879556Yea but what if I make a really busted parent that I use as a friend Uma and cheat that way.
>>572879689Stop posting the brown uma
>>572879698>a hot take
>>572879698What's a hot take?
>>572879689keep posting the brown uma
>>572879536Fine I will do it on my next Bono run JUST FOR YOU but I don't see why I would not benefit more from borowing Cockushin Speed or Fine Motion instead YEAH YEAH I know what I said I never said she was bad she's good of course I know that !
Why are people saying URA will be used for parentfarming once GL hits and not Unity? Something about URA skills... but they don't seem that great? Unity has ignited spd, isn't that just as good?
>>572879719What i meant is, it's not like you directly inherit the skills, so a busted parent is just a ton of white inspo
How is Kris S the brown wife of so many different anons? is she stupid?
>>572879771He means a hot Taiki
>>572879739You can't make me>>572879815Ok!
>>572879685Then you should have bought a kita account when starting out.... Kita is regarded as a human rights card for a reason.I hope you have enough saved to MLB Tachyon in 3 weeks because otherwise the next scenario will be rough for you.
>>572878924>fastest way is to wait 3 years for global to get updatedgrim
>MANT>Lose race, get to clock>Never have to worry about a wasted turn>Any other scenario>Lose race>Miss out on a secret event, affinity, and waste a turn+energyDidn't know how good we had it.
>>572878804that's Rhein Kraftshe fucking DIES
>>572879739>>572879815
>>572879916ye i got two sparks of carots plus forty-ish ticketssurely that plus freepulls will be enough
>>572879960This happened to a buddy of mine.
>>572879815dozo
>>572879971not the one i meant but yeah her too
>0spholy efficiency
>>572880101
>>572879971>>572878649
>>572880154>4It'll never happen
>>572879685If you don't have Kita what speed card do you have? Be harder to hit but any speed SSR should be okay. If you have no SSR, Sweep is your best bet.If you just want high rating you can just cheese it abusing the high wit cap
is it safe to masturbate under heavy medication? asking for a friend
>>572880101this is very cute but i wish the skeb thanks was less central
>>572879825>already backtracking
The final Kris Sex image I will leave you with before going to bed. Umasumi bros. Glad to see there's so much Kris appreciation in this thread
Tachyon LOVE
>>572880373there was a textless version on the actual skeb page
>>572880435Wake up tomorrow!
>>572880306I'll defy fate and give her the future she deserves.
>>572880424I'm a man of sensible principles!!! A proper Northern gentleman
>>572880318i probably have a couple event handouts at mlb? i'd have to doublechecki usually just run sweepy with a kita borrow for ura/aoharu
>>572880540Super Creek is too cute
>>572880435Umasumi
>>572880319if you're fine with suddenly falling asleep with your dick out in hand
>>572877138Thanks, gonna go jack off now
what do they feed korean uma artists to make them come up with these situations
Why are you worrying your uma, Torena?
>>572880469saved, thanks
>>572880119>7
>>572880710
would you borrow this
>>5728805234 and you won't ever
>>572880721What's wrong with Orfevre beating Win Variation's ass
>>572880768I would not.
Have a slow burn heteroromantic relationship with your trainee.
>had MANT open for a run>go to do an ACE run>forget to change to Aoharu>-1 borrowStatus: Embarassed...
>>572880424that guy's a lost cause, he genuinely refuses any advice
Hydration Break
>>572880784Your 4 isn't going to stop me.
>>572880728I unironically need this in my life
>>572880728
>>572880768a good start but i dont borrow good starts, good luck bwo
>>5728809234 again and it will
>>572881134You can roll 777 fours and it still won't stop me from defying fate.
>>572880759
>>572881248sorry I didn't mean to put that 7 there
>>572879671Fuck off sean
>>572881242Have another 4 against you
>>572881224>gay sexFuck off
with the new stat bloat, fkk feels fucking useless
I fucking love Shogi.
>>572881319Looks like you ran out of 4s.
>>572881297Oooh, you got a 7 now though...
umasumi everydacchibehave
>implying global will do anything against the new cheats when they did absolutely nothing with botsLmao
>>572881375based based based based based based based based based based based >>572881381helios would NEVER>>572881441umasumi, brotard
I joined someon's jigsaw puzzle and now no one is helping me
>>572880808Shion doesn't deserve that. Probably.>>572880728I don't how it is in a sports centered academy, but from my experience nearly everyone in education (both teachers and students) are sleep deprived as fuck, so I'm simply fitting in.
>>572881569Good. Go cry Whining Ticket
>>572881381
Goddamn it I thought it said Double Oral
>>572881647If you beat them, you'll get that. Heh, good luck though...
>>572880606The best two welfare speed cards I think are Tosen Jordan and Shakur, but I'm not sure they're worth using over SweepYou can try borrowing Maru over Kita, you're trading consistency for a better high roll
>>572881647anon you might be more sex obsessed than either of them
3107sp, not bad without running any mile g1s. might be final ace material too>>572881435ooooo now THAT'S weird
>>572881730Dober only does anal though
>>572881762rimjobs are pretty hot
I used to like the giant cock anon, but I figured he doesn't really play the game and he just posts cock on many different generals. It ruined it for me Uma musume.
>>572874883nihongo wakarimasen
>>572874883nihongo tabemasen. yo
if you're on 4chan for atleast 5 years the least you can do is learn hiragana and katakana
>>572881647>porn addict team
Stego cute.
>>572875240Yeah that was a problemBut with the Mega Spirit Bursts winning races is pretty easy.
>>572881758I assume fully charged procs even if you go above 1200 from apt S/greens instead of pure numbers, that's a nice Kitachan
>>572878536Isn't the API bug fixed now
>>572876113That's me except I asked Super Creek to jack me off instead
>>572881621THATS WHAT IM DOING RIGHT NOW YOU RETARD
>>572881647Do Digital and Dober have any interactions in support cards or careers? I see people pairing them off from time to time.
Oh, Sweepy Dev updated his read me a couple days ago
>>572882190>waaahhhing ticket
I enjoyed the event, why cant it be like this
How do you have enough carats for all those meta umas?
>>572882242aaaaaaaand you wont post or link it? cuz I wont search up his latest autistic rant
>>572881621okay
>>572882115>I assume fully charged procs even if you go above 1200 from apt S/greens instead of pure numbersI checked with my Suzuka who was barely sub 1200 and it did work from great mood alone, so assuming this will tooand thanks! can finally move onto other acessolo front might go hard with maverick here. the speed is insane
>>572880839What’s her personality like
>>572882420I would if I understood it
mating press immediately pregnant
>>572882503belno's fat tits in my mouth
>check updated unity cup>just doing a casual run>expect to get A or A+ at least>get pic relatedThank god MANT is dead now, pressing blue and purple button feels better than juggle god knows how many items to get better results
>>572882159supposedly it wasn't until 3rd anni in jp
>>572882663>and it did work from great mood aloneOh yeah that makes sense, some of my "powerlets" were procc'ing it too without being above the threshold and without greens/S apt, I guess that was it, completely forgot about thatAnd yeah Maverick could activate pretty often since it's mostly gonna be paces, very nice!
>>572882834afaik it was sometime in between 2.5 and 3.0 so they probably brought things up to that exact point
aieeeee so close>>572882889lobbies will be fun, dunno if you've finished your unity upgraded aces yet
>>572882230Dober has a lot of events that show she's reallyyyy into romance mangas as well as her being an artist, so I imagine that's why Digitan gets thrown in with her a lot. And I guess they both have the whole "I'm not worthy enough of being loved" thing which also makes them even more similar. It's cute.
>>572883017my kinda uma, same for brian
>>572882398just be lucky
>>572882986Nyo I've done some runs but I'm not very satisfied with what I have, this Flower got the double apt but she's not too great which is sad, also have a usable Taiki and Curren but I can make them better I think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svzln6rqN1wPlease listen to her sing.
What's the way for farming bond points again?Just finishing careers?
>>572883229you're running the optimal setup too, very nice stats. I'm guessing maybe not enough mid-race for pace standards? it's kinda hard to get them now without mant hints
>>572883451To be honest I've seen her win and sprint is a pretty big coin flip so she can probably work fineAnd yeah sometimes you just gotta pick up what you get, NSM and the such aren't ideal but there wasn't anything better plus Finemo agemasen'd meWish I had my own MLB Finemo so I could borrow Bakushin speed or something
>>572883451
>>572882398Do your daily pulls
>>572883229where do you actually get your stamina from for this? just sparks?
>Fell short of SS by 350 points on three different S Golshi runsIt's definitely weak cards, but jeez, training umas with no speed and wit growth sucks especially when I'm balancing speed to win miles and getting stamina for longs. This one only lost Yasuda but won everything else, and I don't dislike these whites. Spark reroll cut the whites by a third and gave me guts 1 and end closer 2, easy choice lmao All the colored sparks are weak, but I think maybe another run with this Golshi as a parent then I can look for some juiced up borrows.But man, Tachyon/Hello can't come soon enough.
>>572883913Not even, this has no stam sparks, it's just from pressing extremely good stam bubbles and races randomly giving stamIt's hard not to get at least 400 in my experience even without sparks
>>572883913You can get this stam from popping bubbles on power
>>572883008I wish I had a Dober so I could read these events.
>>572883684>Wish I had my own MLB Finemo so I could borrow Bakushin speed or somethingyeahhh you definitely want to own one of them for yourself when it comes to sprint, legit like the only 2 cards that should be in every deck herethough that IS just sprint so totally fine otherwise
>>572884193oh rightgenuinely forgot that aoharu exists and just ensure you've got okay amounts in everythingthanks>>572884307i still don't really have any idea when i should and shouldn't hold on bubblesdo they get all the usual TE/FB multipliers?
I caught Digitan licking doorknobs again.
I love Rice
>>572884451That's illegal in some planets...
I thought Nakayama was a boy but it turns out she's a bigger woman than Shichi
>>572884532I'm more of a pasta guy
>>572884001 (me)I'm dumb forgetting S Golshi does have 10% wit growth, but point still stands on the speed side.>>572883420You can since nu-URA and nu-nity are sped up and can be done in less than 20 minutes, but if you're passive, get your TT score at a place where you feel secure in semen retention, then throw umas you'd like to build bond for. You hope to still win to get 2 bond points, but a loss still gets you 1 point.
>>572884613>tfw your girlfriend gets the ick
>>572884460>it's the holidays, right?>i'm santa!
>>572884349Fucked up for you. she's very, very fucking cute.
>>572884448if I remember correctly they're just flat stats that dont scale with anything. I pop them immediately when I see them on a stat I want (speed/pow/wit) also because the earlier I pop them the faster I get the facility levels and also the quicker I can unlock purple bursts (which I have the same logic for)
why does Fuji kiseki have 3 seperate secret events that give hundreds of stats
>>572884613Why do you think Festa is so popular with lesbians?
who should I work on next chat?>groove>oguriwish I had special week, still one more week until I unlock her. wouldn't mind trying to mutate her for funmaybe blue teio can work? dunno if it's supposed to proc easier on certain tracks or not
>my danchou is farming more fans than he usual
>>572884792purples at least i like to hold for low energy turns
>>572884802It's her boobs
when Grand Live >:(
wait, is MANT over with the new changes? Should I go back to unity?
Summer Goldships unique seems like it should be insane because of shit like being able to use gold Head On+NSM or double daring strike on an end closer but nobody really talks about it that way does it just not work well?
Brickedbros, don't look...
>>572884839Blue teio is secretly really good just don't do green mambo
>>572884893if they land on wit thats nice yeah but the failure chance being 0 doesnt really matter when you click speed and then have no energy the next turn anyway, meaning you have to rest. So I dont really treat them any differently. Obviously when they do land on something when IÄm already on low energy then that's a nice accident
>>572884945random activation
>>572884945It's chaotic. I almost lost runs due to ill timed skills. It's fun though.
>>572884995>reddit memes>gokukill yourself
>>572884995What’s the third thing? Looks cool I like monster characters
>>572885065I get angry when I'm alone on friday nights too sometimes bwo
>>572884965What a faggot
>>572884805I thought women loved beanies and poorly maintained hair...
>>572884617That's fine too.
>>572884965They should poach the Uma&Co danchou next
>>572884613For Jordan's birthday, she got her flowers. Jordan confronts Nakayama about it because it wasn't just a bouquet, it was a whole room full of flowers. Nakayama laughs and is like "haha I won the bet" which leaves Jordan confused, so Nakayama explains she ordered the quantities with her eyes closed to make it more interesting. Buying just one would be too plain, right? Jordan exclaims that it's embarrassing because now her room is filled and smells like flowers and Nakayama doesn't see the issue.
>>572885291That's the epstein island of /uma club though
>>572884802by far the dumbest character in this game
>>572885257>loveWomen only “love” themselves, anon
>*skullfucks your run*T-thanks
>>572884965spineless retard that I hope will get kicked for underperforming
>>572884965snake incarnate
>>572885363But their club might die without the danchou and that would be great
>>572884939It's still good for parent runs, especially for spark farming for all the new skills, but you never have to run it again if you don't want to
>noooo you can't just move onto a better club you HAVE to stay in your club full of leeches
>>572876292why do I have the primal URGE to ROMANCE Shakur??
>all the leeches come out like clockwork lollmao
>>572884995oh, okay!
I'm boredNoI will not do fan runsFuck off danchode
my first UG, on a shitpost "I hate you and I want you to suffer" debuffer Grass, not even an ace
>>572885662They have Ghislaine Maxwell there currently
>>572885879>umanko did the reverse poachThey're faggots but I kneel
>>572885879I mean she has nothing better to do right now
>>572885879That's an /uma/club scout
>>572885879The staygoldtranny could never
>>572884912check the schedule
>>572885767Should have rolled for her when her banner was up
>>572886009cheat?
>>572885776>>572885765neck yourself hayashi you spineless faggotnever take the role of a danchou if you're gonna be a pussy without any backbone
>>572885879If he's not there to poach then what is the end goal
>>572886064Carry.
How do you respond without sounding gay?
>>572886171Mating press
>>572886149Sex what else
>>572886050but I have her tho? pulled her in 30 rolls
>>572886109go farm some fans cuckboi you're gonna struggle to hit A+ like this
>>572886149idk, ask him
>>572886149"to make them s rank" meanwhile there are like 3 dudes flatlining including V
>>572886171I'll make it three because by the end of it my balls will be empty and your uterus filled to the brim
what's funny to me about this "drama" is /uma/ club is actually the most sovful clubjust gatekept by its own ranki know we shitpost about it but if we actuallly had a shit-tier discord club in S this place would be worse offwe have our own rep so to speak in top 100 and i wouldn't trade that just to leech off every member that would have been in there otherwise
>>572886223Then go romance her?
>>572886253I thought he was the "I want to talk more about the game" guy and no the "I want to help other clubs" guy"or are they the same person?
>>572886349okay??
>>572886171
>>572884912Never because we call it Grand CONCERT around here.
>>572886171I could take on two umas desu no
>>572886109retard
>>572886437Report back with results
I fucking hate all of you
>>572886530I am literally both of them???
>>572886471
>>572886530>sea timezonehello hayashi you slimy faggot
why did umama stop posting
>>572886565I will now love bomb youlove you love you love you love you love you love you love you
>>572886565
>>572886631>"time taiwan">"8 am"it's actually him
>>572886530
Cape Verde is rank 67
480281042280484554495641Nakayama 1200 Sprinters Stakes
I'm having fun with new unity but I really want to roll....I want another speed SSR aside from KitasanNo dont tell me to roll for Maru the only front I like is Bourbon (robot sex)
>>572886770of course it is, literally a spineless retard like him could call his own clubmates "leeches" when he was one most of the time he was a danchouhe only did 100m fans once in june and never before to apply to /uma/club
>>572886637Scroll up
>>572886830Wait three 3 tres weeks
>>572886829Post the Nishino pics
>>572886876are these clubmates in the room with us right now?
Imagine cleating Gorushi, couldn't be me
>>572886767I need her
>>572886896I know.... but I havent rolled since Dia so the withdrawal symptoms are kicking in
>>572886802
Super Creek getting a kiss from Take Yutaka.
>>572886876Sounds like he got demotivated because the club was shit
>>572887019I believe in you
>>572887095Shit leader = shit club
>>572886993yes I am one of them you fucking low IQ subhuman, you are actually a fucking snake and I hope you will get kicked you mongoloid without any backboneTotopo was right
uh oh melty
Anyone got a list of the skill changes from last patch?
>>572887143club was shit even when the old danchou was still there. Sounds like a member issue
>>572886876/uma/ club doesn't require you to "prove" yourself before joining so that must have been his own attempt to carry
>>572887205who?`where? quote it tranny
>>572887238https://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skills
>club drama
>>572887261Hello Hayashi
>>572887293here >>572887293
>>572887019Stay strong, you're almost there
>>572887336not him, I'm a euro staying up to watch diveball
>>572887276stop talking about yourself in 3rd person you subhuman it's embarassing
>>572887439I cant see them coming back from this as awesome as it would be....
Wall of Shame:Ulle - ex - umaoooPandre - ex - BasashiHydrops - ex - umaoooMARo - ex - Uma&CoOJ - ex - umaooonyo... - ex - umaoooNana - san - ex - umaoooNash - ex - AlmondLoveDaji - ex - ButtSweatBenzocarbazole - ex - Autis/uma/Mambocchi - ex - MamboHayashi ex - Bricked
Finished 14th in Osaka Hai award
>>572887590Big bros
>>572887596STOP POSTING THIS
>>572887058Wow I am super mentally unhealthy, this made me feel genuine envy.
>>572887058B-but they're both boys...
>>572887148so no complaints until now, after the fans are gone... naruhodo
>>572887276this is trve, umaclub would even take a 30m earner if it meant killing another /uma/ club, they love it that much
>getting attached to the uma you just made that now you have to discard because she didn't get the distance S you needed
>>572884945Another bwo mentioned it, but to be more specific, it's "random second half of the race" activation. Now you could get good triggers of late midrace going into late race or clutch a whiffed but critical gold on the final corner, but it can also be like pre-buff BOFA where it triggers 2 seconds before the finish line.>double daring strikeGolshi's ult is strong but not that crazy, if only lol. Her ult triggers golds if they haven't procced yet or have a cooldown that they completed. So as much as early proc of Daring Strike and getting it again on a long race is tantalizing, no go, though you can get it on something like Curvature. Also, critical note and something I also forgot only Golshi herself can proc two random golds. But when you inherit it, it's one (singular) random gold. You still have potential ideas to consider because it's fun as hell, like getting NSM when you wouldn't otherwise can be a race winner and bwos mentioned all the debuff degeneracy, but it's still within some reason.
CABO VERDE WHAT A GOAL HOLY SHIT
>>572887596Thank you for your justice
bros, cape verde tied with argentina
>>572887304Bless you
>>572887829You want turf S
I still don’t get why the FUCK this freak has two pairs of ears
>>572887847Rank 67
>>572887747stop pretending like you were even doing as much
>people chilling>sudden OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE SA socca postingbro who asked lmao tell me when a first world nation plays
>>572884945I mean if you have nothing else gambling 2 additional times cant be bad. I think it's actually alright this sprint cm. But on any other distance you should have somewhat consistent accels
>>572887958so you must've been doing more then, right?
>>572886253V is playing the new jp scenario, also he flatlining the first weeks is nothing new, he has a jp club that needs fans too
>>572887596>danchou actually end-closed to 74mil>"nah let me post this from before the end of the month">"oh these are the people I want to leech from myself btw"kek
>>572887993it's not about any specific team winning it's about Argentina losing
>>572888059don't care, it's off topic
>>572884945I think the conclusion on other servers is that it's just too random and inconsistent to actually be useful outside of Team Trials and debuffers
>>572886829Much to think about...Kitasan is much more of a menace than expected I was about to write off deboofer meme until that last match where it (kind of) helpedI will return in not longSankyu to the participants
>>572888027you'll not know which person is complaining about you right now, neck yourself you spineless retard
>>572888053Damn he stockholmed you good, which one are you?
>>572888175thats a huge ass smile
>>572887596didn't umaooo die?
>>572888053>bot hard after getting called out>still failsNice one, Allen
>>572888194hope you feel better bwo :)
>fail training 4 times in a rowI'm gonna scream
>>572888053Remember that all of this is coming from one salty gamer who got turned down for having a low fan count and has been grudgeposting the ex-autismuma danchou ever since
>>572888246it is the perfect encapsulation of :D
>no longer on the wall of shame
>>572888275kill yourself, sooner of later it will happen
>>572887596Mom I'm on TV
>>572887831>Most skills have been activatedWait so if I activate a gold like Maestro early on, does it mean I cant multi activate it later on?
>>572888251Pretty much yeah, most of the guys there came to /uma/club after the umaooo danchou quit the game
>>572888318>>572888346sex and marriage with cheva and cheva 2 and cheva 3
>>572887596leaving uma&co is based though
>>572888418yeah so I wouldn't really put them up at the same level of the recent club hoppers
>>572887596Crazy these fucks actually rely on botters to their monthly carats
I told my trainee that I'm thinking of sending her oversees to work with a trainer that's familiar with the racecourses and general culture there while I stay here and she got really upset
1 more needed to mlb.
>>572888290i thought he got turned down because he posted with this snobby attitude of "yeah just give me an S club here's my ID, but no S+ I'll just do 40-50mil"and that's what /uma/ clubcho replied telling him it was probably not going to be enough for S as they want the lowest members to compete with 90th rankregardless, it's funny that he's still entitled and to this date
>>572888612explode but also look at what mlb gives you and think really hard if you think that's worth carats
I want to do my ritual post but I don't want the Taiki Shuttle schizo to have a melty
>>572888127Thanks for hosting bwo
>>572888251idk about these guys specifically but umaclub was already stealing their earners before they died
Trainer-san URA run doko
>>572888698she is so disgustingly lovable
>>572888865Fine Motion is, yeah
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>572888793umaooo had a slow death with their danchou giving less and less of a fuck about the club until he quit and a third of the club left right after him.Anybody that got poached early just saw the writing on the wall
>>572888918You know ball
>>572888918both are super lovableMANY uma are lovable
>>572888175>>572888425Made for nakadashi with hand-holding + interlocked fingers, kissing, and whispered confessions of love.
done
>>572888416Correct, because it doesn't have a naturally built-in cooldown like Curvature and Beeline Burst do. The fact they mention "most" and you have to dig around to see skills that can still qualify is very silly.
>>572889036I'm slacking,,,
>>572889016true, not everything has to be a competitionBut if it were then FineMo would win
>>572889036dacchi...
>>572889027>>572889101One of the tops for sure
>>572889143doin it for them
I love losing random races with 3x the stats and having skills on top
>>572889182
>>572888612Just save the carats and use the selector
where are my waiting for FM/Sexmaru banner bros at?
ExcelUma (16/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismClub ID588536995
>>572888971>w-well ok it DID happen but it was their fault lmao why does /uma/club keep trying to damage control after what, the 5th club in a row they tried to kill? and it's the only club that does thisjust admit you're evil motherfuckers and move on it's not like anyone believes you at this point
>>572886340Yeah I was a temp member in there once, they were all pretty cool. It was a good time, they were sad to see me go but I went to greener pastures. Every time I see drama about em it's just funny cause they really couldn't care, they're just doing their thing.
Stop trying to make me like Cheval Grand
>>572888819I need to BREED BAKUSHIN!
>>572889340
Today is Friday in Tracen Academy
We need to make an alignment chart for /uma/ trainers or clubs
>>572889431how is leaving your club because danchou stopped playing the game /uma/clubs fault
>>572889506>>572889607>02:40 in the EU>09:40 in JapanIt's literally saturday in tracen, so no
PLEASE SPOONFEED ME THE NEW VERSION OF SWEEPY
>>572889607I see Tahbo is also getting ready to celebrate America Day, good on her.
>>572889083>Can't use the double TP option because you need the TP for spark rerollSame here...
>>572889674Bro everyone knows that we all exist at the same time. What, you expect me to believe in the time cube?
>>572888793that's a very short memory you have anon. umaoo was literally fucking over clubs by taking members weeks into the month left and rightwhen /uma/ club hit s they kept getting their members poached by umaooi remember the /uma/ club dancho implementing their rule of not taking from other clubs after 5 days to not hurt other clubs and trying to hold their own against umaoo until they hit S+in fact for the longest time you'd see posts of "who?" because everyone knew umaoo but nobody had heard of club even though they were there from basically the first weekfuck i remember umao danchou saying something like "fine we wont poach from /uma/ club anymore they're cool" like a monthe before he quit>>572889431>kill clubsanon if one top earner leaving your club for another is enough to "kill" your club or even derank it it wasn't in a good place to begin with
>westoid tranny art>begs to be spoonfed bot trashadds up PERFECTLY
>>572889390Right here, I have no need for the Nakadashi Festa card so I might as well wait and also save more for Tachy/FM
lol /uma/ I opened a link a thread or so ago and there was a peepee
>>572889803I'll post better art if I'm spoonfed
>>572889796>poaching is fine, actually Fuck off man
It's up
Holy crap that game made my heart thump and I wasn't even rooting or anything
nyo...
>>572890032Didnt expect today's matches to have anything exciting. A shame that the bad guys won, but good fucking effort
>>572890001>quote i made up in my head that's not in your postwhat?
>garbage soccer NO ONE gives a shit about>sudden MEDICAL SCHOOL DROP OUT shillinghmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm truly is SA/SEA hours
>>572890032cape verde exposed argentina as a team of FRAUDS
>>572889390Stockpiling so that when the fabled day comes, I can also get an SSR Wit card which isn't ass. My stingy ass can't justify doing 2 sparks unless I can enjoy both the featured cards and I know I won't use Festa ever.
>>572889990It's funny how Rudolf pretends like she's still a teen when her casual outfit is the definition of a 20-something woman in Japan that isn't the type to have legs exposed almost all the way up to the ass (which damn I saw a lot of there, despite it being near the end of winter)
>>572890008where are his Summer Maru pulls
I think we should establish some rules against /uma/ club's poaching.
Fine Motion is that sweet looking girl that acts like a princess but is a demon in bed
>>572890206/uma/club should only be allowed to poach from /vm/
>>572890206NOBODY is allowed to make more than 60 million a monthAnybody making more fans is planning to leave
leeches are so lucky there's only one s club in the entire website holy shit
I think we should stop trying to reenact high school drama itt.
>>572890145Rudolf looks like a early 30s mom that still has her looks and likes to tease the boys
>>572890145>despite it being near the end of winter>Some years back, I got a new (replacement) TV, decide to turn on some random "walk through japan" YT stuff>Tokyo at Christmas, and there is a metric fuck ton of woman and girls in skirts, barely any pants except on dudesFucking PARADISE goddamn I adore it so damn muchTheir work culture is complete fucking aids but holy shit stuff like this and fashion is ACELuna is the best, heir casual outfit is cute as hell and I want it for mine badly
>>572884995Thoughts on black turbo?
2 weeks until Rickey!
>>572890336im gonna be at 100m by the middle of the monthbut thats because i wanna make sure theres a nice cushion for my dacchis while im in japan
>>572890410>troona
>>572890382I think Tamamo has a micro penis
>>572890379>inhello third world esl
>>572890464>ryanbro is moving to /uma/ clubI don't think I'll be able to trust anyone ever again
uh oh anti jp meltyyyyyy
Are you guys upgrading your TT team or waiting for the GL to drop?
I luckshitted these pulls with 20 tickets. Should I Invest more? Got 40k carats and my only meta MLB is Kita.
None of you will actually use Taabo in CMs
>>572890541nyo... i'd never betray my dacchis...
>>572890587play the game nigger update your TT now you have no excuse
>>572890587Im close to giving up I might not make it to class 6 this week
Well, this run was a bust because it gave me less Aptitude score than my previous run but I did manage to get even more skill points which is nice. Wish Doto had actually sat in Stamina for one last good turn but she decided to be allergic, which then ended up making me lose score since Guts didn't hit 1201. This mode is so annoying.
>>572890541We don't poach secondry danchous
>>572890436Looks like a heroine from a GBA or PSP-era RPG
>>572890453let's goon Rickey!
>>572890464>>572890645just please dont get a big head and act all self-reighteous danchou its cringeyou used to be nicer before all this
Is it possible to get 100m+ fans in like 20 days? I'm in a C rank club and I'm fairly certain some of my clubmates are botting. Not that I really care, just wondering why go to such lengths when it's clear that none of us take this stuff seriously.
>>572890587>upgrading TT weeks before new scenariolol
>0/3 ssrs finished their eventsAHHHHHHHHHHH IM GONNA HAVE A FUCKING MELTY OVER THIS SHIT
>>572890671Was the American scenario more comfy that the noodles one? What former scenario does it play like?
>>572890410Yeah Japan is like...weirdly arbitrary on what it decides to be puritan about. You can practically have your ass hanging out but don't you fucking dare show cleavage.>Their work culture is complete fucking aidsEh, it's not like it used to be, mainly because the whole "work at a job as a salaryman your whole life" career path is just gone, those jobs aren't around anymore, young people mostly just do a lot of juggling part-time jobs.
>>572890658Say that to my face nigga
>>572890707not trying to, sorry bwo
>>572890587I'm perma class 6 I won't bother I'll do parents or sprint aces instead
>>572890663kon!
>wanna try out updated unity and the new maru card>borrow MLB maru and just run bourbon>very normal run>first ever UG, ive never even gotten an SS+i love being carried by updatesif shitters like me are getting UGs now, what are the whales getting?
>>572890685You just did retard
how am i supposed to roll for the current banner, copano rickey and light hello/tachyon
how long till GL and half anni?
>>572890754Yes, if they play nothing but uma all day and never use 2x. But we know nobody is that autistic.
Is she good for CM16?
>>572890882Yeah, I'm usually at 900k so I believe I can afford to wait
>>572890829>work stuffFair enough, good on them as well, change was deeply needed from what I understand.>ass and titsIt's a wacky lil country with a fascinating mix of culture, esp not days with all the youngens seemingly changing things up step by step.Dunno, I just adore the skirt stuff alone, I miss them badly.>Mfw my brothers wife wears a ton of dresses, but she is ugly and FAT so I'm disgusted more than anythingThere is a time and a place, woman.
>>572890943Skip Rickey
>>572889803>westoidis there some weird self-hatred thing in western communities for anything asian because why is this sentiment still normal in 2026. i know damn well you're not japanese.
>>572890393Reminds me of a webm I saw posted on /sp/ last night of a girl born in like 2005, and her mom born in 1981, and the mom didn't look the SAME age as her daughter, but she barely looked older at all.
>>572890939That was the main danchou tho. By secondry I guess I mean we don't poach 2 danchous from the same club. At least not until we try to go through one rotation
>>572890587I was looking dicey for retention this week so I updated two and got 900k
>>572890754by hand you can get up to around 30m in a day if you really no life it and know what you're doingi've seen claims of "daily world records" higher but they seem modded somehow20 per day is even "doable" for a short while. it's how many days in a row you do it where you start to question if it's really all they do every single dayanything over the 30 in one day range is bot or modder territory
>>572890943Through proper planning and potentially THAT
>>572890926All the cards that are BiS in a specific distance and maybe style, often with a short lifespan
>>572890943Use your rainbow crystal on Tachyon
>>572890382maybe that wouldn't be a problem if hayashi the faggot wasn't a danchou who not only kicked an innocent club member but also cried in club chat about it later? and remember how he made a pledge and apologized to him profusely for fucking days too? and he ditched the club without any prior notice after lol, what kinda leader does that?
>>572890943just get 90k carats and MLB both tachyon and hello in only 200 pulls
>>572891097NTA but it's more of a modern Western values thing.You can hate that you got fat and lazy and not hate yourself if that makes more sense
>>572890587Upgrading TT now cause its super easy, 1 wit 5 speed (or something like that) makes it super easy to get crazy umas
>>572891116of course that'd be posted on /sp/
Mejiro ugly
>>572891452You mean 5 wit 1 speed?
>>572891475*ryan
>>572890876no i'm sorry my comment was too harshi just dont want you to be involved in drama against other clubs and dacchis because i hate seeing the shit it devolves into and ultimately we're all trying to be comfy our own way
>>572891452>1 wit 5 speeduhhhhhhhhhh I get what you're going for here but how would that help in TT?If anything i'd have to be 3/3 or 5wit 1 speed
>>572890817I would say the American one is more "comfy" because far less required races and dream pops are fun, but I do like Ramen better as a whole. And I'd say Ramen is a better, less frustrating, Gourmet. BC doesn't really play like any of the other ones with how there really isn't any pre-requisites to using Dreams, nor can I remember any other scenario having a team raising mechanic, even if upgrading a member's rank ends up being like a Ao Haru pop.
>>572891347I think you're all incredibly gay. No, I will not read that.
7 and I fuck Fuku, 4 and I die a virgin, anything else and I end up with a ningen woman
>>572891065>Fair enough, good on them as well, change was deeply needed from what I understand.Yeah but the tradeoff is as shitty as that salaryman job could be, it was basically guaranteed safe lifetime employment. Most people will trade bad shit for actual job security.>spoiler Yeah I will say, Japan has a lot more women in dresses and skirts than here.>>572891471They weren't even in anything lewd, they were just wearing normal casual clothes and the mom was twirling around acting giddy
>>572891116Good genes. Daughter is gonna be a milf.
>>572883181
i think i found the stego avatarfag
>>572891595>>572891621Yea 5 wit 1 speed lol
>>572891436I would say more but i think getting political on a fucking uma thread at 2:04 AM would make me feel significantly more like a loser than i already do. so thanks for the explanation.
>>572890589There's a selector in 3 weeks, just use that to get Maru to 1LB and then save all the carats to pull on Tachyon/Light Hello
>>572890943skip rickey and then ticket her
>>572891739>Japan has a lot more women in dresses and skirts than here.It's so good and man am I jealous of it.>They weren't even in anything lewdDidn't meant to imply that, that's my bad.>mom was twirling around acting giddyNot sure how to feel about that but I guess I'd have to see the evidence>>572891772Damn, anime mothers are REAL!?
ROLL FOR THE MARU CARD SO I CAN BORROW IT.
>>572891717
>>572891924best i can do is 3lb
>>572891924I already did and have her as my borrow
>>572891924Your Scarlet reroll bot?
>>572891975Shiraoki-sama provides to the faithful
>+100 speed in Junior yearMANT could never lol, this run looks I'm getting some huge stats, nearly 1000 speed and 900 wit going into senior year now
>>572890204https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9bVM9CuT5Etune in
Gonna have human sex with Riko.
>>572891801Oh, I have no doubts especially since the last uma banner I pulled on solely because gyaru cute was Palma, and I had to pity for her after only getting base Fine Motion as a spook that I'll cycle back into pitying for Rickey or getting blasted on the Tachyon/Hello banner.
>>572892265nice hope he gets bricked luck
Any cute Stillposters here?
>>572891921>Not sure how to feel about that but I guess I'd have to see the evidenceWell good news, I had on my phone the catalog from last night so can I find the thread with that webm
>>572892265Is this the guy that rage quit cause he was too stupid to win in MANT despite it being his favorite scenario? lol
>>572892559ye
>>572891620thats fair
>>572892559Um*m* has a boyfriend now...
>>572892583Time to derail this and the next thread even further. Let's do it!
>>572892626He already won 2 out of 5 MANT
>>572892559Nonny look in the mirror
>>572892559Yes but I don't particularly like your kind.
neck yourself Hayashi
I forgot what I was going to post so ill post shichis ass
>>572892626
Photos that go hard
>>572892906No he just went on vacation to Japan so he couldn't play global for a while
>>572892559Lately whenever I look myself in the mirror I see I'm back to being extremely cute as if I were 25 againWhy do you ask? Straighest poster in this thread?
>>572892839What do you mean by "your kind"
>>572892927sex with danchou
>>572892908>>572892958I still don't know who any of these people are and I'm glad.
Orfevre
>>572892927UMADASH danchou looks like THAT?
What happens if you take off Nakayama Festa's hat?
>>572893040>he wasn't invited to the /uma/cord
>>572893000FAGGOTSHOMOSTRANNIESLEFTIESBLA
>>572893082umapyoi
>>572893082Then she won't be wearing a hat
>>572892908>Umama's AV debut
>>572893082It will be extremely painful
>>572892927does this cutie want an S club
>>572892908when is he gonna rename himself as U
All umas should wear bloomers
>>572892908more like I was hard during this shoot
>>572893000People who post these specific pictures of Sakura Chiyono O. I don't know what it is but you people give off a weird vibe that I do not like at all.
>>572893267spechud has the number 1 over her headbuebue the number 134me the number 135
>>572893171>a V debut
>>572893129Kike hands typed this post
>>572893269
>>572893267bubuebuebubuebubeububeububeubue
>>572893082You see Ahoge.
>>572892559hi
where are these stillposters even crawling out of
>>572893347holy fucking anti semite what the fuck?by the way my internet cut off, I was meaning to write "blanks" at the end there
>>572893498me
>>572892893I'm sorry you forgot, but it probably wasn't as good as Shichibutt anyways
What happened to Turf Queens?
Post another uma in bloomers so I don't get aroused by Special Week
>>572893593they are washed up
>>572893604Give her a Special Week anon
>>572893593they are jobbers now, the new S rank teams aren't even hard to beat thanks to jacked up spirit bombs
>>572893604
>>572892180Missed a few golds, but good enough for TT - I want to make a 1800+ Wit uma sometime, guess it needs all wit sparks
GIVE ME S SPRINT
>>572893758*straightaway splurt*
>>572892908>>572893239https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q1Uqb_SMMD4
>>572893498all me
>>572892654>>572892839>>572892991>>572893461Hmm..Which one of you bites the hardest
>>572893904>>572893904>>572893904
>>572893498
>>572893863>>572892991>>572892839>>572892654Call me a bull cuz I'm running towards this red flag
>>572893973Tarumae has some rude tits
>>572890587i'm doing my one daily runsometimes that's an attempt at a parentsometimes that's a hishiama for chanmesometimes that's a TT uma
>>572894063The mountains of hokkaido are often in the background.
