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Mun!
>>572948434UGLIEST HAG
Digitan LOVE
>>572948434Sex with Mejiro Ramonu
cute
>>572948434WOAH MAMA THAT'S A CHILD!
>>572948434sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
I need milk
is she really the genshin uma?
ExcelUma (19/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>into spreadsheet autismClub ID588536995I see that our club card is doing wonders
Tachyon LOVE
It's been 8 months since Mambo had been built and Keb has abandoned us. When will we rise again? Rise like the army we were, without a danchou.
>>572948798>19/30HOOOOOLY SHIIIIT FULL SOON
>>572948434HAG SEX
how can MANT compete?
>>572948786Hoyosloppers see an umagga with a bit of drip and think one of us
>cucked by their top earner>cucked by their newcuties>dead dancho resurrects himself only to cuck them too
>>572948854
>>572948434>supoka one week before oshifuck.
mambo dwellers are so annoying, and I'm a mambro myself
>>572948798>3 new cuties in one single dayIT'S HAPPENING EXCELBROS, I BELIEVE IN YOU!
>>572948914Taishin is perfect the way she is
>>572948985Ultimate betrayal is he went to /v/ma club
Why did it give me PWR here? Does it give you hints for a different one if hints for SPD is maxed out?
>>572948786the floating crown is so fucking dumb. what were they thinking. Like imagine if CB or opera had a dumb ass little floating hat
>>572949270bra so white, i thought her bare tits were out before clicking on the image
>>572949171what to do in this situation?
My TP has yet to be full ever since the update
>>572949171Yan umas...
Mambo has room for 1 (one) dacchi interested in a drama-free casual A+ club.Reply with your ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your bio.
>sweep the daily races>0 (zero) daily sale proc
>>572949445stop stuffing your swimsuit
>>572949371Invite Keb
>>572948894This but is Mejiro Mcqueen looking at her trainer getting completely violated by Mejiro Ramonu and he is lowkey enjoying it too much
>>572949097He is no club
>>572949371mambo isn't this ugly, isn't she?
>>572949485Would you invite your deadbeat dad back to the family after he did nothing to repent?
>>572948434Join Haythere.Please put /uma/ in your bio before applying.
>>572949000>changes the contract without the consent of both partiesYou can sue Aruv for this.
Autis/uma/ should try inviting Keb. Would be funny if he joins...
>>572949485we had him in the invites for the past 2 months...
lost my ug virginity to fuji
>>572949592/uma/ told me this one hates her trainer
>>572949485He had an open invitation ever since he left which he has recently declined.
>>572949517
>>572949592No you cant. All legal matter in regards to umas are handled by uma judges and lawyers.
I SHOULD HAVE ROLLED FOR CAMPING TAIKI
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>572949553weren't you ranked Ug a while ago?
>>572949717>he skippedoh no no no no
>>572949732name 5 umas who would do this
>my trainer showed up with another woman
>>572949592fuck off aruvu, I wanted to train another cute uma
>>572949689
>>572949670worse, she's indifferent and goal-orientedbecomes addicted to trainer cock by end of classic like most trainer-"hating" uma
>>572949792I was, but then I woke up.
You're so fat (you) lardass toreina, KIMOI~
Deploy ze slide, Tazuna.
>>572949732female trainers have it hard huh
>>572949841
>>572949670mares can't hate their partners
>>572949553>21/30w-what happened
>my danchou showed up in another club
>>572949917teio would say to coax ne into forcing myself on her
>>572949971Imagine your trainee in her senior year scores a husband before you do. That must hurt.
>>572949849>>572949670Just like her mother
>>572949592>>572949697>>572949837Dumb uma
>racing spirit stamina is a 0.25 homestretch haste
>>572950054During MANT around 10 people quit the game and few more just flatlined.
>>572950054MANT happened
>>572948786As in overhyped and underwhelming? yes
>>572950105and sending you photos of her kids and family every christmas
>>572950078dacchis...
>>572949371Applied in game
fat lardass toreina? where?
brick-182 has a spot open for anons who want a chill and comfy A+ club25mil every month, reply with your ID and I'll invite you or apply in game with /uma/club ID: 835612678
>>572949670At first. She eventually caved in to her trainer's genuine attempts at trying to connect with her. Her trainer is kind of a saviorfag. He just didn't expect her to lock him in indefinitely since he was getting ready to fuck off by senior QE2.
>throne releases>whales and retards baited into mlbing >one cm passes where it wasn't even the most defining card>before next cm ura and unity are updated>ura is better for parent farming and unity is better for aces>now mant is dead and throne lasted less than 2 weeks being relevantMANT KEKS BTFO
what was Urara's trainer thinking?
>>572950364sorry shichi but Curren-chan already got to him first
>>572950364Shichi has weird taste in men
Almost missed this kino, this event is pretty much over once you get all the rewards
>>572950474i use throne in unity thoughvbelt
>>572950332May I see your ID too
>>572950364Your mirror
you fags lied to me, URA is still shit for parent farming>oh but it gives you the really good URA specific skill that you can hopefully gain as a sparkkill yourselves
>>572950629Those skills are gonna be useful forever bro trust
>>572950629Yeah, you are supposed to racing spirit stamina, speed and wit sparks then use them as grand grandparents in Unity or GL
>>572950513>my trainee runs like this
>>572948650
>>572950629Go back to being a good girl
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>572950629t. doesn't understand parent farming
>>572950364>>572950513back off bitches I saw him first
>>572950513I HATE CURREN
Currently taking a sabbatical month and two random clubs invited me. Where do the find me? Why do they think it's a good idea to invite me?
>>572950861keb...
>>572950364Do it >>572950832
>>572950381But I'm only seeing two?
>>572950597
Hello friends and happy 4th!!
Why is Still in Love like this?
>>572951013sovl
>>572951046Hello fren!
>>572951112She tasted my dick once
STOP JOBBING AGAINST UMAS WITH HALF YOUR STATS DOBER
>>572951212Mejiro Jobber.
>>572951112I hate this fag artist and his signature just as much as the one guy who puts the dog paw watermark on all his art
>>572951112>sprint debuff skillsThis torena sucks
>>572951013>fine motion
>>572950964Those are cement blocks
for me it's actually writing "ofc" in a speech bubble
>>572951013>doberit's as if he were back...
>>572951112larp western artist
>>572951013Welcome on board Mr. Sniffer
>>572951013based taste bro
NTA but my finemo is giving me 100-200FP/day every since MANT ended. What else am I gonna stick there, a welfare?
>>572951398nigga nobody is borrowing dober wit
are the /pol/turds gone? are we back to GAYMING?
>>572951592Fag
>>572951592Sex with DonnaPLEASE
>>572951561forgot to reply to >>572951398
Nice a new Chrono image
that guts is pissing me off WHY THE FUCK IS SO LOW??? i had literally everything i wanted otherwise fuckkkkkkkk
>>572951675never mind, they're still here
>>572951737you don't need guts for this cm bwo>shaterprooflmao
>>572951737Uhh gwo your guts bursts?.
>>572951769back to the discord :(
>>572951112she smelled your dick scent on Light Hello
>>572951737you don't need guts with power that high guts is literally back to being a dump stat because of the uncaps
LB2 summer maru in 1 sparkI'll continue saving for Light Hello / Tachyon now
I'm feeling confused after going back to unity, I got 3 aces for the sprint CM pretty fast (they could be improved with a couple more mid race skills each and more S aptitudes).the problem is I am thinking on MANT standards where the moment I got something resembling an okay ace I was done because I did not want to deal with it, now I feel I should keep going and going until I somehow highroll the little bit of extra stuff I want, but the chances are low... but I swear I used to do this before mant yet look at me now... what to do
>>572951737>instantly melts if caught duelingFunny to think about
>>572950550SOUL
>>572951951nice, still holding for tachy
>>572951498when an uma sexually harass you is okay, ah but when a trainer does it is totally wrong
How many carats do we get for the half anni?
how does TT work again? one ACE that is meant to be a winner, so CM like autism, while the rest are full of golds and other skills that easily proc for points?
>>572951820>>572951832>>572951870UM DUELING THO??? FUCK YOU MEAN
>>572950550>My team has all the uma I don't care for that I only got around to finding lastfugg
>>572950550Shame that they dont replay the animation
3LB Maru is a pretty good stat stick for Unity but how good is it in GL?
>>572952048other umas that uncao power will have similar guts stats to you because we're all back to 3pd 3wit deckstrying to build up guts leaves you a powerlet, and thus won't even be able to catch up to duel in the first place
>>572952029bout 3k like usual
>Get groundwork working on my taiki shuttle by coincidence>she beats all my other aces in testing due getting ahead with it earlyoh.......
>>572950550It's cool
>>572952197Low spec prio but still a must include for fronts. Non fronts will prefer Kita and Tach (and then maybe add Maru if they have 0 growth idk)
>>572952048>UM DUELING THO???They're racing not jousting, silly.
>>572948434holy shit this OP is culturedoh my GOD sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>572952008That's exactly right
>>572952274I see a lot of Pace Aces in test lobbies with groundwork, Bakushin gives it for free
>>572952216I'm still trying to get an S turf king but I have had no problem hitting 500+ guts in every single uma I tried in unity, you guys need to blow a couple spirit burst in guts
>>572949817There are plenty of them who're not into the Trainer, like Air Groove, Tachyon, Bakushin
>>572952473Alright. I'm going to blow my trainee's guts out with purple spirit bursts.
>>572948558Mating press
i have yet to see an f2p player 6 wit EU playthrough
>newcutie joins club>everyone says hello>doesn't say hello back, just requests shoes
>>572952623what the hell are you talking aboutplenty of 6wit end results, why would you want or need a VIDEO PLAYTHROUGH?
cute cow (real) videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=So7HcZRJe_E
I'm drinking a whole case of Black & Tans, gonna train me some umas, then watch The Patriot and Gettysburg and finally noisily recite the Declaration of Independence from fucking memory, and end it with FUCK YOU KING GEORGELONG LIVE OUR GLORIOUS REPUBLICHANG THE KINGUMAS ARE CUTE I LOVE SUZUKA
>70 pulls into Golshi banner>Bright, summer Mcqueen, autumn goldcity>no golshiSkip or go all in? With extremely tight schedule ahead I'm wary of getting hooked into sunken cost fallacy and spending another 130 pulls. Borrowing is fine?
>>572952662what did you expect?suck your little dick?
>>572952662I have social anxiety and can only post anonymously
>>572952675those arent f2p, multiple wit ssrs
No even talks about Teio anymore
>>572952662If he requests medium shoes, it's the best way to tell he's just a very shy and autistic newqt.
>>572952747ERPers ruined hornyposting
>>572952743>those aren't f2pstop whining about random bullshitpic related is purely f2p, I know cuz it's my dog shit end result
Happy 4th. Post some Patriotic Umas.
>>572952747Good, now make them raping him by completely pin him down or on the wall with all of their body, he doesn't need to breath @grok.
>>572952623>EU?
>>572952840>inb4 finemo is a whale card buhi
>>572952742But we're all nice and friends (except for the evil backstabbers)
>>572952840thats not UF-UE...
>>572952568Perky nipples poking through thin clothes is so fucking hot.I wanna suck
>>572952925she's that big???
>>572952923I bet the simple fact that I BORROWED nattie means I'm a buhi already>>572952953Retard you asked for 6wit f2p, there you fucking have it.Also you wrote EU, not UE, so that's something you might wanna correct.
There is an Uma&Co club meet up happening today at AXI was told to wear my favorite uma cosplay and lingerie, weird request but I'll go with it
>>572949673You kicked him the moment he lost danchou role. He didn't leave
>>572952747when i was pulling for sexshi summer I got excited for a rainbow gateand it was fucking t*ioso now I'll just fastforward because that automatically skips dupes
this is sprint stakes?
>>572953170nyes
Who is the main rival of your trainee? And how do you feel about this umamusume?
>>572953095the game automatically kicks him after 14 days of inactivity
>>572953170*or
>>572953291nyessprinter's stakes
>>572953261Rice villain, disdain due to cucking me out of the triple crown more than she should
>>572953078I don't think I would want to fuck any anons. The horror stories I've read about niggas here being filthy and legit having worms make me gag.
new greens... rickey is coming...
>>572953279Nah not kicking, but he lost his danchou role to the first member to log in
>>572953279Why would the game kick danchous after being inactive but not normal players
>>572952040I see how it is you oh so fine folk
>>572953394is it true you need at least 13 greens for rickey to be viable?
>>572953391>worms
>>572953279He lost the danchou role, and then you guys kicked him
>>5729535047
day 1 players should have a full deck of SSRs by nowim not even jokingunless you are the type to pull for umas every other banner or some shit
rickey? more like ICKEY
>>572953482I dont see every post while playing the game sorry bro.Every uma you just want to load full of golds and ideally mix up your running styles too. Those golds also should help you win since placing matters
>>5729535044 to 6.
>>572953532yea i do have one but only 2 of them are good
>>572953586Doing just that, loading up as many golds and speed/wit as I can, yet I can't get 800k for my damn life. Something I'm doing is obviously extremely wrong, no idea what tho.
>>572952040>>572953482You want to proc golds and you want everyone to place. The ace just gets a slight point boost.
>>572953532there havent even been 5 SSRs worth pulling for
>>572948434First rate club Basashi (850734315) has room for 2 more members. We're pretty chill with no club drama. We may or may not hit A someday, but we'll always be first rate, and you'll never have to worry about doing fan runs.If you're interested, send a join request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your description or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.
>>572952040Give all your TT aces the summer goldshit skill for pointmaxxing
>>572953532that's only if you decided to pull in NTR/Fuku banners, which I skipped because I'd rather blow my load in Tachyon, mr cb + sc and ramonu while having enough to pull for the umas I fancy
>>5729535046 to 7
ayo they got them gallery key at the fren shop
>>572953703I mean idk what to tell you... are you actually respecting stamina requirements?
>>572953532I'm not using Creek on sprints bro
>>572953863I like to think I am, but knowing my skill, I'm probably missing that by a bit. What is it even, does it show in-game (lol lmao) or is it something I just have to know/read up? Hard to know who to believe about that part esp.>>572953797 >>572953707So I'm overthinking it and just need to train my uma better from the looks of it, got it. Makes me feel at least a lil bit better, thanks everyone!
>>572953753(me)God damn it, why do I keep forgetting to post my image like a fucking retard.Join my club, we're first rate.
late or pace oguri for sprint cm?
>thought fronts would feel better to build now with speed Maru >they still suckthat's it, I'm only using pace and below from now on
I'm definitely going to have to rebuild Biwa, but is Ticket fine for Leo 2 despite not having Neck and Neck?
THERE ARE NO GOOD POWER CARDS WITH SPRINT HINTS
>>572954020You juts kinda need to know the satm reqs, yeah. Gold recoveries help since they are gold skills that give points and help with that.
>>572954190wait for power Ruby bwo
WHAT DO YOU MEAN CB COMES OUT AT THE SAME TIME AS WIT RAMONU??
>>572954190power cards? we use only wit and speed here qwo
>>572954108Next CM is pure front rape via Rickey bro
>>572952860HAPPY 4th!
>>572954190King Halo is not that bad
>>572954058I'm saving this info for next month anon, I want to give my club a last chance before dipping
UMADash filled all its spots, praised be Danchou. No flatliners were purged in July, so maybe July will be the first month when no one leaves.BA KUSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>572954258just ticket her.oh wait you can't hahahahahahahahahhahaha
>>572954224What are they tho? 1-2 Anons told me in the past, but that's was months ago so I can't remember.Having said that, are these actually any good and worth the damn points? Plenty of team skills by the wording, so I assume they're good for TT etc. But do they give points worth the cost?
>>572954190guts bakushin 20 roaming te just hit a good power tap every now and then
>>572954372eerrmmm ackshually Rickey works better as pace since they'll have more skills and are way easier to build
>>572953527sorry bwo that narrative died months ago
>>572954258If you are an endCHAD you have plenty of time to save carats
How am I supposed to get 1200 guts like Seriru?
>>572954258it's terribleI want Valentine Fujin too, but CB is S tier wife pick, I absolutely have to spark her, there is no alternative
>>572954486in new unity with the increased hint levels speed and power are worth it, yeah.Also general stam reqs for TT are like uhhh400 for sprints600 for miles800-900 for mediums (just do 800 with a gold recovery)longs can range anywhere from 900 to fuck you 1200 so just go 1000 with a gold recovery or two
>>572953051
>>572954636you can ticket kitasan white i reckon
>>572954721Or get her from free pulls
>>572954190SR Bakushin Power is actually good though? Guts Bakushin is better, but if you dont want to borrow her using the power version is decent
>>572954636>kita/dia blancowhy
>>572954868Kita blanco is hog 2.0 but for fronts
>>572954868I'm mostly a frontfag, and Kitasan blanco is hugely strong in Mediums, if witgod is to be believed.
should I pull on Maruzensky? I don't train fronts but my only good speed ssr is ksb
>>572954868>he's unaware of Kita blancooh no no no
>>572954616are you using two guts cards?
>>572954963ikuno.....................sex
>>572954963Just wait for Tachyon gwocho
Riko Gassymoto, the Fard Worker
>>572954963nah just save for Tach in a few weeks
>>572954721I'm strictly f2p, sadly.
>Kitasan Black when Kitasan Black (White) walks in
>>572954190>power>when you can just wit your wayalso>hints>in Unity
>>572954693>600 for miles, and 800-900 for mediumyeah okay that might explain SOME of my constant trouble then, ignoring potential recoveries that is.>800-900 for mediums A lot more than I expected, that is VERY good to know lmao.>long are fuck you modeYeah that I always knew, which is why I usually tried to aim for 1200 as a baseline, which made me learn to hate training for LONG with a passion.Need to copy paste/write this shit up so I finally goddamn remember. Thanks a lot!
>>572954963i've been borrowing it at mlb and im not impressed with her performance, LB1 pullers must feel mega scammed
>>572951498someone who is not an autist, explain what pocket is doing and how trainer is feeling
>>572954868Because this guy said he wants to run front runners which is why he has Maru rerun but had zero front uma banners in his schedule. When there's Machan (first front for sprint), Kitasan White (best medium front for a while and Seiun 2) and Valentine Fujin (LoH queen) coming up
>actually have to remake team trials
>>572948434I want to have lovey dovey sex with milf umas
>>572955096Unity is the best scenario for hints now bwo...
>>572955096You know filling bubbles gives you a chance of hints from cards right?
>>572955074it's ok to be f2p* with uma tickets nobodys going to blame you
>>572954616>>572955002actually looking at the video again, he's using 3 guts cards on the 1k+ guts uma
>kills 'hog in medium >kills Seiun Sky as a parent >kills her own long versionif you think VBourbon was strong and annoying, you're not ready
>>572954963Do you have 3lb/mlb Finemo? Don't pull on Maru, borrow herdon't have Finemo (like me)? it could be beneficial but only if a) you still have a good shot at MLB'ing Tachyon in a few weeks. SMaru is a good stat stick (albeit a highroll chaser with her shitty 35 SP), but she loses a good bit of value if you don't train fronts. I'd probably recommend saving, MLB'ing Tachyon, then holding for Ramonu and Pasa, dropping 400-600 pulls on each.
>>572955201Witgod's content is still my favorite. No fucking 30 minute essay trying to milk YT revenue, no just a <2 minute banger. Take note sloptubers
>>5729549631LB if you can afford it, otherwise focus on Tachyon
>>572955002>>572955271Yeah, the guts training are dogshit even with double rainbows Urara and Bakushin
>>572955257literally never happenedit always gives different skills from what the card should give.
For Completionist title with a G dirt and G sprint uma how much stats do I need for those races assuming I only got up to D aptitude?
>>572955110No problem dude. If you arent hitting stam reqs then it's basically impossible for your umas to win. GL building your umas.
>>572955271witgawd.... wtf is this
I want to fuck and also love dream journey
Watching Canada lose against some tiny French country in the world cup today is great for the 250th anniversary
>>572955390just do it in MANT and get ready to spam clocksyou really only need C aptitude, hell I think I won some with dirt D
>>572955362You don't need more than 700-800 guts. It's nice on Oguri because you can Tpulse into Dueling and steal wins, you still need to get decent speed (and more importantly hit speed greens) for it to be effective though
>>572954693>longs can range anywhere from 900 to fuck you that's whybahahahahahahaha yeah a 3600m Heavy TT is definitely in the Fuck You stamina requirement. I wish I recorded it, everyone except my Golshi with 1200 stam + 3 golds completely gassed out
>>572955304>>kills Seiun Sky as a parentShe's less important than Seiun even in medium races (the only races where her ult work)>>kills her own long versionThat's Kitasan Red and she literally gets powercrept after one CM by the cat
Wait what the fuck? I was choosing these sparks like a retard during rerolls
>>572955131This card is one of frontkeks last attempts to brick pacechads and lategods accountsTheir era is almost over and they're getting desperateIt's a very good card for them, though
>>572955427Are you me?
>>572955558Kita rojo and cat Mayano are used together tho
i want to sniff horse girl farts.
>>572955427this post was made at gunpoint
>>572955558nta but does that mean Sky is still competitive as an ace? SMaru I know takes a major blow now that she can't use her own card, same with VBourbon come January '27 when her wit card releases. I'm a mostly-frontfag, so I'm trying to sus out which fronts to target going forward. Already have Suzuka, Red/Summer hag, Choco Gundam, Kitasan, and Sky.
>>572955378That's from bubble popping retard, filling chevrons gives you a chance at getting a skill hint from their skill pool
literally WHO???
>>572955623Yeah hi other me>>572955665No I genuinely want her
>>572955783They have a different pool for the bubble you idiot.
Any clubs recruiting?
i like dirt
I have 3 umas "ready" for cmI am ready to have my hopes crushed in public rooms
>>572955571This is probably the most jewish thing Cygames could do, it makes zero sense except to fuck the player over - get too many hints? Sorry its a + version, now you cant use it. FUCK YOU
>>572955981Mambo
>>572955851Flash in distress when things don't go exactly as planned is cute
>>572956000is it true that all dirt uma are into anal
>>572956110yeppers would NEVER
I'm seeing 1 Speed/5 Wit decks for Unity. Does that only work for Umas with high speed %?
>>572955970The pool is their R card which is nearly the same across the board dumbass. Something like Marvelous in your deck will still give you THH, Ramp Up, and Straightaway Adept you disingenious faggot.
>>572955571>>572956042Retards.
>>572956110no but espoir probably is Hokko has a nakadashi fetish, so she's an exceptionGold City? .. . . . well........
>>572956179yeah1 speed card is too many on a speed bonus uma
>>572956217>he already started backpedalling
>>572955981welcome to mambo
>>572952216>3spd 3wit>mfw 2spd 3wit 1guts
>>572956179It’s just for rating farming, but you can get decent statlines on umas with a power scalingThe issue is the lack of skills
>>572955771Base Seiun Sky is good as long as fronts are good in a meta. Her only real problem is lack of mid-race and the fact other fronts get innate groundwork, sometimes dodging danger and prudent positioning too. So she's still strong but you need good parents like Bourbon and S.Maru for mid-race skills.Though if you want to keep running fronts you will need Ballroom Seiun Sky for long because she's the best until Kitasan Red
>>572956060>>572956341fuck off we're full
>>572956327>claim unity doesn't give hints>it does>erm actually it gives you totally different hints hurr durrYou already moved the goalposts long ago
The reason you get a random skill hint from an explosion is because you are exploding Urara. She has 0 hints so game gives you a random one. That's why people think it's not always based on card hints.
>>572956546Oh! That makes sense
i would explode ulala
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>572956680Yeppers
>>572956628I would explode inside ulala
>>572956510I never said Unity doesn't give you Hint, i was saying that you shouldn't care about the hints your card gives because the pool is different.
>>572956217The R card pool is for umas not in your deck, cards in your deck get their own pool no?
>>572956037I joined 5 rooms and won two which I'm going to call good enough. I'd rather make some URA GPs than watch none of my event chains in aoharu
>>572956680I blame chiyofag
Just realized it's currently steam summer saleSo, any good games worth getting this steam sale? Preferably cheap ones
>>572956835They are not different retard. If you're running Yaeno you will get Tail and Ramp Up
any fat ojisans?
>>572956981No. Do your fans runs.
CM room6506 81466506 81466506 8146
>>572957037shichi...
Parent training moment. Think she's usable bros?
>>572956981Yeah dude Muv-LuvOk but actually it obviously depends on what kinds of games you like. Any genres you're particularly into?
>team Hymenaeus>open inside>kidswhat did cygames mean by this
>>572956680i'm fast as fuck actually
>>572956981https://fitgirl-repacks.site/
>Haven't played anything but uma since releasethinking I need to start skipping cms
>>572956981Have you considered purchasing Umamusume: Pretty Derby - Party Dash? It's only $17.99!
>>572957113wtf its team SEX
>>572957069Why did she spill ice cream over herself?
>>572957037NTR…
>>572957096You need GW, angling and more mid-race skills
>>572956981get a load of this neigha he BUYS games lmfaoooo
>>572957096nah
>>572956981Buy TableTop simulator for a tenner
What deck should I be using for unity? Was it just speed and wit?
>>572957232Hey
https://files.catbox.moe/esi8mv.mp4
>>572957096Does Plan X even do anything this CM?
>My trainee bought Plan B
>>572957069sad
>>572948434Sex with the best Mejiro
huh???let me clock wtf nooooooo
>>572957295GW and angling for pace? Why?
>>572957613I'll clock you
I'm getting so fucking spoiled from double event TP, spark reroll and running fucking sprint umasdanchode I'm sorry
>>572957416hung trainers only
my gamba wit card seems to be selling wellway way better than finemo anyway
>>572957803supply demand
>>572957802>it's brokenthe working soundpost is my reaction
>>572957098I'm fine with anything except deck building games, and maybe also except the recent empty open world games>>572957187Nyoooo>>572957372Noted
>my trainee hasn't showered for a week
>>572957885w...why would you want to borrow a gamba card
>>572957803This because everyone already have a FinemoFor the same reason you shouldn't use Kitasan Black as borrow card
So guys I've heard Tazuna might be an uma.
*radio crackling sfx*DERBY DEMON DO YOU READ? THIS IS FUKUSCHIZO 67, WE HAVE A FULL RED UMALERT. KEBCON 5 PROTOCOL. I REPEAT KEBCON 5. THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED. ACTIVATE ALL UMANDARIN CANDIDATES.
>>572957803is wit festa actually good
>>572957803A bunch of people switched off Finemo for Maru and I'm reaping the benefits
>>572957803>people playing gamba gacha like the gamba cardshockingalso the gold is nice
>>572958028the people yearn for the MANT charms
>>572949350this isn't yan this is just suicidal depression
>>572958042I hope he joins ExcelUma
>>572958108you say tomato I say tomatamort
>>572957797If you keep teasing me like that I will surprise you
i have naka lb1 should i roll more?
>>572957232daiwa wouldn't say thisshe might think it but she wouldn't say it
>>572958042he abandoned us again...
>>572958353Keep gambling
>>572957743
FORGOT TO DO EXTRA RACES ON SPRINT MAYA AWARD
>>572958323
>>572958580wtf is tazuna's problem
>>572958580I want to go for some noodles and fuck Tazuna
>>572957989If you're in the mood for a narrative puzzle game I can highly recommend Zero Escape: Nonary games. It's just $5 right now. I really really really like the first game in that bundle and think it's worth playing all routes in (thats how you unlock the full story) Second game is a good time tooPersona 4 Golden (the port version) is on sale for 10 and I dont see why you would need to pay full price for fancy graphics in a few months.Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth is 90% off and still a fun game if you're into creature collection (though do note that the digimon games are a lot more linear than the pokemon ones)Aside from that good deep discounts would be uhhhh Slay the Spire 1?
>>572958330
If i wanted to run guts late Taishin (or in general late Taishin), am i forced to do it in MANT?
>>572958471HISHI AMASEXOOO
Spaghetti pesto with smoked sausage for lunch
>>572958728*brbrbrbRAAAAPP*
Is Sakura Chiyono O for (You)?
>>572958710the nonny games
>>572958042he should join bricked
>>572958945bestiality is not cool anon
>>572957989curse crackerstails of iron 1
>>572958728That’s the good stuff
>>572948650>>572950781I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>572956981>觅长生 - Immortal Way of Life>Tale of Immortal>Hero's Adventure>Amazing Cultivation SimulatorYes. Take the cultivation pill, junior
>>572958945no, just look at her, she can't even 6 7 properly
>>572958870nice nice
>>572948956Slighly more skill points and a lot more skill hintns. Yeah the hints are a lottery, but on a highroll you can get all 5 greens for a cm. So its a gamble for a good parent, but for double the time and three times the frustration. Unity is more consistent in getting stats, and has a higher spd and str cap, which is more important in general, and especially important in a sprint cm.
>PoC finished>finemo didn't agemasen>turdo sprint finished>manage to inherit ravissanti don't need sprint S right? :)
I keep losing to meek with double circle
>>572959194I only bought Hero's Adventure out of this list. The rest don't have the discount number that tickles my consoomer brain, especially ACS.
>>572958970god i hate you people
My body is being trained to lose to meek
>>572958710>Zero Escape: Nonary gamesIs this the one on the DS? I think I've played this before already and I remember loving it. Haven't played the 2nd one yet though>P4I have it on my library but rotting >Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth >Slay the Spire 1Noted. Might buy once I find more games >>572959069>>572959194These too noted maybe except for Hero's Adventure since isn't out yet>Amazing Cultivation SimulatorI remember watching a video of this from Sseth and was about to buy it at the time. I should do now
>>572959347Unironically, no. It's a sprint m, nothing ever matters but your luck
>>572959194Umas that would help me cultivate and unlock my meridians?
>>572948434I'm sorry Mayacchi but I have an adult woman fetish now
>>572959448I wish she would look at me like that
Can dominator work on a pace chaser, or because of the position req it must be on a late surger?
>>57295804320% chance for training to be free and you get to take that silly late race velocity gamba skill. >Lose a random amount of stamina True gambacore. I'm going to borrow her for lates.
>>572959508Nevermind I found the wrong Hero's Adventure. I found the NSFW one instead
>>572948434
>>572959602it works for even oonigeyou just have be on bottom50% when it wants to firewhich is random late-race
>>572956981OPPAI Ero App Academy Bigger, Better, Electric Boobaloo!
>>572959602Activate means activate. The golshi inherit can make Dominator work on a front runner.
>>572959508The first one was a DS game yeah. I think they become worse with every entry but people generally still like the second one (which is part of the bundle on steam. Everyone agrees to not touch #3 though.AI: Somnium Files is another series by the same creator that you might enjoy that's also dirt cheap right now. I also liked it less, but I'm in the minority there. Worth checking out if you liked 999 at least.Have fun with your new games anon!
Wait Yeppers is a turf/dirt hybrid like Oguri Cap?
Am I for (You)?
just realized Curren broke me
>>572959856Hicks do it all
yepkino yepjin
>>572959932No, I love someone else.
>>572959932Depends on who you askIf I were to ask (You), then probably yesIf (You) were to ask me, then definitely no
>>572959932mayhaps
>>572959949>500 shekels>10k gemsbwo...
Man are you fucking annoying
>>572959830I tried making a keen eye hybrid with golshi parent, but in most cases its too late when she fires it. I want to try a tachyon hybrid.
>>572960081don't shay that...
>>572959194one day i'll start a sect and won't quit after forming a shit golden core with my starting disciple and driving my fame too high by accident
>>572956448I'll cope with OG Kitasan for longs until Kitasan Red (not sure why she's considered so strong in CMs when her growths look like canine excrement, 20% guts? the fuck?), but I do intend to pull Cat Mayano and dump 200 pulls into Wit Bourbon (and I'll have 3, maybe 4 rainbow crystals by then) so groundwork will never, ever be a problem again (FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CYGAMES)I've been drinking I apologize for the rant, happy Burger Day to anons
im just now learning about this live concert event a bunch of the va's are singing in and finding out that its 50 usd per day to watch the livestreams and the vods become unavailable to watch after 24 hours and are gone forever? what the fuck do you mean I'll never get to see the irl opedoto yuri that apparently happened during day 1
>Guts builds are ba--ACK
>>572955825Literally the cutest girls.
>>572960081LOL
>>572957037no, I'm 65cm and 55kg>inb4 rapeNO
>>572960464>didn't break the capoh no no no your FREE NITRO??
>>572959850Thank you bwo! Will give them a try once I finalized games to buy
>>572960497>65cmOnahole
>>572960497>65 cm>55 kgare you a hobbit
>>572960354Guts growths are good for umas who run long races so they can gutsmog other umas
>>572960464>turf aoops!
>>572960354>How is Kita red considered strongYou're supposed to look at the skills, not the growth ratesWhat's hard to understand about a kit that offers mid race, accel, and finishing speed all by itself?
>>572960497>65cm
at this point how likely is it that Cygays release unbuffed Grand Live and it will still be better to play Unity?
>>572960709OG Kitasan does that too, Red Kitasan's ult didn't seem that much of a powercreep
If you ignore a blue/purple bubble, does it show up later or do you lose it forever?
>>572960781Low
There is some fuckery going on with SSR event weightI don't think I had all 4 SSR finish their chains in 20 something tuns
>>572960576play armored core 6
Bros I don't want to roll for goldshi... How good is mcqueen?
>>572960808You a newcutie? Yes they can show up later so you can put them off until they go to a stat of your preference
>>572960709That anon must be retarded because she literally has long encroaching shadow
>>572960497uid??????
>>572960640>page not foundFUCKING SHITXIVVVVVV
>>572960896Bad
>>572960907No Im just schizo and even though Ive probably seen a purple bubble I didnt pop show up later a dozen times I dont trust this game
Is it me or Urara always gives Leap Forward? Two runs in a row where I get it, I hope it's not just luck because I don't think my cards will finish their chain
what do you mean racing spirit/Ignited + sparks dont actually contribute to the chances of your parent getting those sparks?
>>572960808Main deck will, off deck is significantly less likely for purples, both will come back for blues
>>572960951this is why I keep offline copies
>>572960852I already finished it even before the nerf patch came and without the cheese weapons DLC WHEN
Currenposters are for raping in dirty bathroom stalls
>>572960497ROCK AND STONE
Curren would rape you in a dirty bathroom stall
keiba quiz. what do these three have in common?
>/uma/chuds be like: please explain me like I'm a 5 yo why this is strong
>>572960859I thought we lost you
>>572960497Just hope you'll never meet Super Creek or Sirius Symboli.
>>572960781GL was never buffed, the only thing that changed was the overcap conversion from 8=1 to 2=1 and that's already in-game
>>572961454That I dont want to have sex with any of them
>>5729614543 G1 wins?
>>572961454Their boyfriend (me)
>>572961490unity is so soulful compared to MANT
How do i stop my friend from trying to mutate a sprint G uma.
>>572961490tf is shakur doing lmao
>>572961454I want to have sex with them
>>572961624Idk if you find out please tell me because I'm doing the same thing. Every Uma with sprint aptitude is boring.
>>572961454They are all literally (me)
>>572961490Shakur thinks she's part of the team
>>572961410that's hot
>>572961490Shakur mare!
>>572961485>last spurt straightyeah good luck finding a CM like that
>>572961490sex shakur marry dober
>>572961454Is it that they're all Kikuka Sho horses?
>>572961845Every long CM?
>>572961845I am going to beat you to death.
>>572961490Shakur was held at gunpoint, there is no way yshe would do that.
>>572961557>>572961932yes! (partially)all won the Kikuka Sho in years where the triple crown was split between 3 different runners, and all went on to win the Tenno Sho (Spring) and Takarazuka Kinen the following year!thanks for playing.
>>572962019Awesome
you see fanarts of them together all the time except yeppers and Cafe lol
happy 'merica day
countdown for wonder acute?
>>572962146Moar fleshy tail
>sprint S>pulse, shadow break, pump>leap forward>but natie only started her first event then disappearedAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>572962146my face goes there
>>572962146asking for it
>>572962292slick surge is enough
>>572962224Team Hymen...
>>572962398>implying I have slick surge
>>572962224don't be saying that, by golly...
>>572962431
gooned too hard yesterday now my libido is completely shotthere go my plans for the rest of the day
>>572962786I can help toreina-san...
>>572962224>mile cafe>sprint dober and tachyon
i wonder if ra logged in again too...
>>572955412I'll need it, esp regarding the stam req. 400 comes naturally just by going, 600 should be easy enough, or I cope with a gold or whatever, same for Med really.Long tho... man I hate long so much lmao, but at least 1k+gold is a small hope for a brighter future.
>>572962769kek
>>572962237
>KWABnada
I have never seen someone make a good uma with a guts deck
who is your canon trainee?
what the fuck does hot on her heels even mean
>>572961003Fugggg
>>572962909https://uma.moe/profile/566508065018he's dead
>>572963130Curren Chan
>>572963136ESL-chama.............
>>572963136eslbwo...
Power training gives a lot of power all of a sudden. I swear the numbers got buffed.
How is SMARU as a general speed card for not fronts?
>>572963136it means that sweepy is very hot
>scenarios that didn't reach 3/4ths of mant now are on par and do even betterI wonder if the numbers got buffed...
>>572963130didn't you read the story? the mcflurry ofc
Ah FUCK you can clock unity races now?? Lost my first one since going back and just auto clicked advance. I had sprint S too...
>>572963383good on the 3 turns of rainbow speed training you see her per run
umamusume ugly derby
>>57296338325 TE is quite a lot of TE
happy 9/11 the day terrorism took over the minds of pro israeli americans
post something cute
>perfect run otherwise>no OYLI HATE NATIE
>>572963569bratty fineposter... i should just rape you or something idk
>>572962237big american tiddies
Waw Kingu got a new stage record for me... Very cool and very first rate
>>572961490Shakute a cute!!!
>>572963671
>>572963794you're powerchacho....
Who wants to kiss
>>572963909Listen, she has turf S, p-plus power is a meme stat....
>>572963851So many sps left I had to buy front savvy and groundwork
>>572963906Top Heavy
How do you MLB these cards with this aggressive release schedule?
Yaaaaay
>>572963906beeg
>>572964006why didn't you double star right-handed instead...
>>572964006>front savvy
are solo frontrunners during a mant career no longer instalosing
>>572964038I buhi every time I get unlucky
>>572964038being smart and thinking ahead, which 90% of the thread does not do as all they do is listen to whatever their favorite (sea) sloptuber says and baits them into rolling
>>572964038I MLB'd Kitasan and Finemo with their rerun and got lucky with 3LB Bakushin that I MLB'd with a crystalNext I will MLB Tachyon with my saved
>4 days into July>no club dramathe update really saved /uma/....
>>572964063Sex with Maru
this is the month I get an /uma/gf (male).
>>572964038you get lucky or you just wait for selectors/rainbow crystals. alternatively you might notice how many anons here are talking about cards being good at LB1 (mr cb, smaru) for this reason. honestly i think it's good that people have an incentive to dig into cards like this and recognize what makes a card "useable" or not at lower limit breaks.
10 children
>>572964247we could start some
>>572964247You havent been around much, have you
>>572964038Only roll cards 2-3 times a year and use crystals/selectors.
>>572964247>>572958042
>>572964309Perhaps more
>>572964152>>572964185In case she gets groundwork, front savvy and restraint to start front parenting (she got none of course)
>>572964247hayashi is a faggot and I hope he kills himself for being a spineless pussy with no backbone
>>57296430910 x 2
>>572964038>aggressive release scheduleIt's 2 good cards within a month after an entire scenario of saving man. You dont even need both
Am I bricked if I went all in on this banner and have nothing for Tachyon?
>team rank goes up to Ug and beyond on chronoyippie
>>572964247how new are you?
>>572962237O say can you see, by the dawn's early light
>>572964518What part of "mandatory pal card for the next scenario" was too hard for you to understand
>>572964518no you're finelight hello is just a scenario pal card like riko was in unityaka nice to have but not really needed
>>572964309250 children
Orfevre (18) in the shadai stallion farm, he's now the second oldest horse there, first one being Rulership (19)
Stallions should not wear bloomers
>>572964776>light hello is just a scenario pal card like riko was in unity>aka nice to have but not really needed
>>572964247>he is unawareWe had like 3 awful threads back to back
>>572964805I make my subtrainers wear these too
>>572964805
>>572964518You will quit the game 1 month from now
she lost urashe fucking lost ura
>>572965016>subtrainersEh? Senpai, I don't have to wear bloomers, right?
wahey
>>572943297no more secret lobbies from me then! next time you will just have to be therebitch
>>572965141rape
>>572964038have you tried luckshitting?
>>572964828Master trainer please break it down for me! Everyone said Smaru was the best thing ever. Will either work ok with no LB?
>>572965215SMaru works at 1lb, Light Hello is most cost effective at 2lb
>>572964805The uma next door...
>>572964801I’ve always found him a pretty cute horse. Think it’s the eyes. All the Stego foals have cute shiny eyes.
>>572964776
>>572964828He's kinda right. LH gives you more tokens per training just as Riko gives you one additional uma right out of the bat to have sex with. Their value is is in "adding up".
Huh, just noticed thisI thought they'd be rarer
>>572965151make a room right now and I'll joinI'll even lose with my jobbers too so you can feel better about your aces
>>572965123yes you do wakashū now go get changed before it's torening time.
No meme responses, is LH really that needed? Not all PAL cards are good.
>>572965546Just borrow it bwo
>>572965546I'm waiting to pull on the NTSC card myself
>>572965546nyes
>>572965546>is the pal card that gives you the equivalent of mant shop currency neededidk man what do you think
>>572965546You can just borrow, but also you only need LB1also from there it will the start of scenario tax
>>572958945
>>572965546What card is LH?
>>572965619heh
>>572965546Every pal card from now on is needed.
>>572965546Just use the r
>>572965546it is literally LITERALLY required to play GL correctly
>>572965546just borrow unless you plan on being a medium pace chaser main and you're rolling on Agnes Brickhyon anyway. you should be saving for Three Goddesses.
>>572965635>also from there it will the start of scenario taxThe what?>>572965630The card is the only way to get money for the shop or just a small amount more? Can always be thrifty.
>>572958945actually, this might be a better hint
>/uma/ now trying to argue that pal cards are not needed the first month of GM is gonna be so funny, there will be lots and lots of posts complaining about not being able to gather enough small crystals for the big one and getting no rewards in the end
>>572965493it has nothing to do with that just ppl were too lazy to open the game to join AND get a free follow while at it I just wanted to be nice to that anon who missed all the rooms but I guess no one fucking cares
>>572965546LH is a must have. Tachyon is good to have but not too important if you have other good SR's
>>572965820>Can always be thriftyRETARD
>>572965619
>>572965905I would have joined but I STILL have no aces I just got my turf seiun parent running
>>572965905>no one fucking caresCorrect!
>>572965938>good SRs>SRi thought they get phased out starting GL?
>>572965913Big Bono is my favourite running gag
Should I start remaking my TT team now or wait for GLBored of doing sprint aces
>>572965905I care...
>>572965905stop being uppity in the thread, kitten
>>572966019SSR's i mean
>>5729655462LB LH and MLB Tachyon
woah!! torena-san i think taiki should lay off the grilled cheeses! https://x.com/waifusquadvinyl/status/2073322389698670936
>>572966032retention pushed up by 20k points just this week alone
Can triumphant pulse work on fronts? I'm retarded
All the newcuties in chat are so adorable. It brings a smile to my face
>>572965546WitGOD has been warning you not to skip her banner for the last 6 months gwo
>>572965820You will need to roll for every scenario card from now on
>>572966235he just says to get her to lb1. tachyon is the real card
>>572965039the rapist
*coughs blood*digibros.... go on without me....
>>572964484He's pretty nice in the club chat desu, sounds like you fags are the problem in bricked
>>572962237__ _ flip a burger, happy america dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KoXt9pZLGMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KoXt9pZLGMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KoXt9pZLGM
>>572966205Oy vey... start reading the GAMETORAH.
Gaslighting anons into not rolling for Light Hello is not very nice
>>572966447No
>>572966019most SSRs are still garbage so SRs like Sweepy or Daiwa are still useful, grandmasters and onwards is when broken SSRs come out regularly
>>572965546the new pal cards from here on actually contribute beyond heals. it would be like if training with riko had a chance to raise all the bubbles by 1 level. you usually only need 1 copy though if you don't want to borrow
busting a nuttle in taiki shuttle's buttle
Is og oguri better as pace for this cm?
my cum... inside rice pussy
>>572966484if you cant look up a skill's requirement on gametora then you dont deserve help
>>572966479honestlywe should only gaslight others outside of here
>>572966479Baby hand
now that global has proven staying power we can finally make up for the topical holidays that we missed last year
so i had an ideasprint biwabut i forgot a very important detaili have to place 3rd in spring tenno shoand i got sprint SFUCK
>>572966572*farts on you*
>>572966534Nah, make her an end closer like in Gemini
>>572966235Who is WitGOD?
>>572966696https://www.youtube.com/@VictoriaFrontier
>>572965546the only pal card that will be kinda mid is akikawa and even then that is debatable
donut
>>572966696
Her year. Her game.
>>572966534YeahTaiki + Nishino unique + Neck-and-Neck or in High Spirits is better than Pump + OYL
>>572966424stop talking about yourself in 3rd person it's cringe
So I skip Tachyon and Light to roll for Teio card?
Man, this CM is anti-fun. People are bringing runaways to block front runners accel, the lobby is all pace chasers so backliners will not hit their accel either, are you telling me we all have to play all pace chasers?
>>572966884Why are Golshi pics always so disgusting?
>>572966495i've been kinda high on ghe jordan welfare recently. can i gaslight myslef into using that for lates instead of sweepy during GL?
>>572966985nyes
>>572966948>guy that has been seething nonstop for the past 3 days about a danchou dumping him calling anybody else cringe
>>572967027the pace chaser century of dominance is only beginning bro
>>572966479the LB1 maru operation was successful, why not double dip?
>>572967027Triple late or no balls
>>572967117ok newfag
>>572966678this didn't happen. not necessarily because paama isn't into women but because no one in their right mind wants to fuck or kiss or have any kind of intimate physical contact with daitaku helios.
HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTThttps://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2073481973666881787
dancho raped and killed a man in 2026
>>572966876Man I haven't heard much about this guy ever since I blocked his channel from showing up in my recommendations early on in global, especially because he branded himself as "90% WR". What's happened to him now?
>>572948434I heard Mejiro Ramonu is the most evil Mejiro, is it true?
>>572966884>697
>>572967251it's true, i was the man
>>572967184
>>572967184If Helios was as clingy for torena as she was for Ruby she would be more popularAs I was typing this I realized I was just describing Vivlos
>>572967062sweepy still has better stats but Jodan can be useful if you need a heal, breath of fresh air now only activates in the middle leg so there's no difference between it and maestro
>>572967241>independent trainingHORY SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Umama aV debut
>>572967241>Background auto careers in globalI knew this was their solution to bots
>>572967241>it's realYOOOOOO
>>572967241WHAT THE FUCK
>>572967241FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS IS EPICCCCCCC IM CUMMING HARD FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK CHIYONOANON SUCK THIS DICK
>>572967241What does it mean?
>>572967241>Cygames approved bottingWTF
>>572967241wtf
>>572967241SWEEPY IS FINALLY DEAD
>>572967241how will I know who's a flatlining leech after bots become legal
>>572967241BOTTERSBLOWN THE FUCK OUTNO LONGER AS OPPRESSIVEFUCKINGFINALLY
>>572967241>Independent training DANCHOU! I CAN COME BACK! DANCHOU!
>>572967241sweepybros, we can rest now....
is it just me or do you get more sleep depriveds in unity than in ura?
>>572967241but /uma/ told me cygames abandoned global and only used us to make JP go on a world tour
>>572967241SWEEPYBROS ARE WE SAFE
>the game can play itself>yey
>>572967241SWEEPYJEETS DONT LOOK!!!
>>572967241>he thinks this will stop actual improved and minmaxxed botslol
>>572967447we are getting autoplay careers that you can run in the background not even playingalso 4k and 60 fps (for concerts lol)
noooooo you still need to sweep for better stats
>>572967241>we were extremely happy to see the passion on display in germanyDATS RIGHT, glad you enjoy our disgustingly cringe weebs and furries>INDEPENDENT TRAININGLETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>Native 4KNice, tho I already had that for months>60 for Concerts onlyFIXYOUR FUCKINGPHYSICS CODE YOU FUCKS
>>572967241MACKIEBROS, OUR NICHE IS GONE
>>572967241Sweepy will still be betterIt's just cygames saying>you win, I give upto eden chuds
>>572967241Dacchis holy shit. We are so back. (Post this on /v/ for fun too lol)
>>572967562umas made in autoplay are fucking trash and only good as parents and for affection leveling, you still have to make your aces manually lol
>>572967547Let this be a lessonDoomsissies will never win, HopeGODS are the chosen ones
>>572967241
Is auto-training useful outside of TP dumping for suboptimal fan farming? Or can it at least make decent parents?
>>572967621How does that work? You set up race agenda and stat targets and it tries its best?
>>572967241Germany mentioned
>>572966032just wondering how much better GL horses will be
>>572967309I don't like Helios very much but I think I would want to kill vivlos if she was real. i do NOT like her in the slightest. her behaviour and dumbass face piss me off
>>572967241>autoplayFine.The sins of the past have not been forgotten. But they have been (for now) forgiven.
>>572967756yes
erm gros? How high will the fancounts need to be now that everybody has legal sweepy?
>early autoplaySo how do they implement the goddess bullshit gimmick without even reaching their scenario yet
>>572967779A lot better. Every scenario forces you to remake your TT teams. The pal card also gives golden playtime's over, which is a gold every uma can easily proc
Mejiro, Mejiro hikari no michi wo~
>>572967746it makes the entire parenting process trivial, it's also good for farming casual outfits
noooo sweep chads this isnt fair, only chads should be able to bot
>>572967241>4k resolutionoh sic->60 fps CONCERTS ONLYlolthe auto-career thing is probably them submitting to the bots yeah, doesn't matter much to me except for when I'm sleeping or playing other games I guess
So that means we're still getting hit by the Ancestors bullshit banner, huh?
>>572967241Um questioncan I start a URA bot run with a 20 G1 agenda, close the game, go to bed, and when i wake up have 700k fans farmed for danchoe, or do i have to keep the game open?
>>572967964Let's game
>>572967906>Guts
>>572968024>EVEN WHILE THE APP IS CLOSEDare you a DUMB mutt that cant fucking read?
>>572968024read, retard
>>572967718>only good as parents and for affection levelingThat's already two extremely good uses since manually parent farming is ass.
>>572967974What’s the problem
>>572967792>doesnt like clingy affectionate girls with a devilish streakThere are simpler ways to come out of the closet
>>572967717what is wrong with this horse? pink eye?
>>572967241too bad this wasn't done a week into mant before casuals dropped like flies
>>572967939Parents will loop correctly?
>>572968064Guts sparks are good for long, also her unique is shit inherited but keep her around because she's extremely strong for the next long CM
>>572967241Thank God this game came to global under Cygames
>>572968024It sound like the new thing from JP and not the auto-career, auto career only work while the app is open, this one works while closed and takes iirc 50 minutes per run and performs worse than auto-career
>>572968031ok what
>>572968210Its narita brian crying.
So we're getting another 8h maintenance when GL drops huh
>>572968184>ramonu - must roll anniversary card>ancestors & guides - must roll scenario card 3 weeks later with a 3 month lifespan with our accelerated scheduleAfter people see how necessary scenario link Pal cards are in GL, GM is going to kill people.
Why do I have a feeling im going to burn through my TP super quick now?I guess just doing one while I sleep is a good idea.
>>572968184GM's pal card released around a month after the scenario itself so doing runs in it was miserable, for what I remember you need 8 crystals to get the gold scenario skill at the end but getting to 6 was already really hard
In light of this new feature the fan quota shall now be doubled
>>572968313wait how do i use this feature? i didnt see it in jp
>>572967241ohnonononono now I can't be special for danchode anymore
>>572968448idk, I just know they added it recently
>>572968485nah doing a manual fan run or two still puts you on top
>>572967718>only good as parentsHow is this not a good thing?
>>572968485You can always be my special onahole
>>572968452cutie
>>572968354horses don't cry
>>572968357We got 100 rolls on riko that werent there in JP so I trvst cygames will give us 100 on darleysex too!
>most of the QoLs and functionality are almost merging with JPThe convergence is at hand... except scenario and gameplay
>>572968448https://x.com/uma_musu/status/2071429458431811759
>>572968539it's not bad, only not optimal. I'm just saying you still have to make your aces manually but at least the entire parenting process is trivialized
kek
>>572967241Fuck yeah, hopefully going forward we get more shit early
>>572967718>autoplay is only good for parenting and fan runsoh no how tragic and completely worthless ohnononono shut the fuck up autistall the bot sout there are only good for these two purposes as well, making an ace with them is very difficuilt
>>572968669Not like you know any of this
>>572968205I'm not particularly a fan of girls who give off the vibe of an onlyfans user trying to cater to extremely lonely attention-starved men. I like women with issues, actually.
>>572968709retard
>>572968709Dober is sane, retard
>>572968280>Guts sparks are good for longOh, good to know. I'm trying to roll an UG Bright for TT and CM purposes but it's been hard, almost like I wasted all my luck right after this update.At least I'm getting some long sashes.
>>572967889It's not auto mode, it's the new background one they just implemented in JP.It doesn't have the ancestors, you pick your race schedule, the skills you prefer, and career style
>>572968709>>572968709two lesibans losing to the cockit's just like my doujins, omgeez
>>572968850>>572968850>>572968850flatbread
>>572967241Right in time for 1.5 anniversary... the perfect time to release independent career!
>>572968709I am an extremely lonely attention-starved man, so Vivlos is for (Me)
>>572968851Looks kinda nice
>>572968357Light Hello is copable at 0lb, Ancestors probably (maybe?) will be too.
>>572968851So basically, I don't have to do a 5 minute McQueen run, I can just set this up before bed if I need my daily and potentially get a good parent out of it?
>>572966617It is only third. I've lost so many Rice runs to juiced McQueen/Opera O. Just buy the damn recoveries, it is the only way.
>>572954445oh I remember that comment, good times
>>572969309if you're losing as rice you're doing something wrong.
>>572969001You are retarded and I hate you. I really hope you kill yourself soon.
>>572968831That anon is gaslighting you. Longs are by far the worst distance for gus sparks. You need a lot of stats for longs, you cant afford to spend sparks on guts when the stat requirement is so high.For every CM you need to do the following: hit the stam requirements for your distance, cap speed, get 1200 power, and get at LEAST 1000 wit. Only after you are able to hit those goals, can you afford to get guts as a luxury.Guts sparks will always be bad, but they can be useful in any deck that doesn't have stam or guts cards in it. So that basically just leaves speed/power/wit decks. They would be good in speed/wit decks, but any CM (such as the current one) where a speed/wit deck would be good, is a CM where a speed/guts/wit would be better.tl;dr guts sparks only have use when training for medium with a power deck.
>>572967241Independent career is awful and is way worse than auto-career evenEden botters will still use IcarusStill it is great Cyge woke up and realize the global community has deep pockets that need to be harvested
>>572969119Yeah
comfy idle game
>>572972436you do not play JP kill yourself also you have a botter in your club
>>572967241Just read this properly, I thought we were getting this with 1.5th anniversary, but it sounds like guided careers where "soon" meant 6 months Still better than 3 years I guess
