Sex Sells EditionA general thread to discuss Dispatch by AdHoc Studioshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/>Dispatch merch store featuring new merchhttps://store.adhocla.com/>Fanart Fridayshttps://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2069858141961932806>HR Violations Pack for Dispatch- Free Updatehttps://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2067281226528936175>Dispatch cosplay guideshttps://www.adhocla.com/dispatch-cosplay-guides>Adhoc will be at SDCChttps://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2072414977370050976>Dispatch save file inspector (PC only)https://sdnrecordsdepartment.io/If you're unsure where to find your save files click on "where are my save files" on the bottom right and copy the file pathPrevious thread: >>572248319
Flambert <3333
My life for Mandy
Easy! HR will breathe down our throats! It's a blue board.
>no 4th of july announcementIt's so over
>>572989302First June, now July...
>>572989206Fuck HRI hope she'll be hot in season 2
>>572991818mmm warm backwash
>>572992393kekperfect
had a nice week where everything was nice and cloudy and cool here and now it's hot again and I hate life
>>572996670Flambertboy
I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile horny clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass attention-seeking clean brown valentine tomboy maid gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth, a below average IQ and delicious "cake".
>>573000615fucking the maid again, eh Robert?
what are all those funny looking pictures in the last thread
>>573005037Don't worry about it waterboy
Mechablazer
>>573007035you forgot the <3333
>>573008004Yes, I did. <3333
>>573008739hopium I think I'm gonna have to put your fic request on icecouldn't find any inspiration to finish it and rather than string you along I'd rather just give up on it for now. SorryMaybe something will change and I might return to it but don't count on that
he angy
>>573010823>:3
>>573013825Gaston?
Golem is a pretty cool guy if you ask me. Happy 4th of July!>>572988587Finally some none Flambae lewds No offense fujos.
>>573014228Those booms you hear in the distance? That's the sound of freedomThe smell of gunpowder in the air? That's the smell of libertyYour uncle's in the ER because he blew his fingers off lighting illegal fireworks? The consequences of living in the greatest country in the world
>>573014228I got more...
>>573014228Happy 4th! And none taken.
>>573016305where did the rest of flambae's teeth go
>>573016469Flamster tried biting into a jawbreaker
>>573016558he looked at the word "jawbreaker" and thought it was a challenge
>>572988587>keeping the amulet on in bedIs she trying to kill him!?
>>573020542he might die, but when the pussy grip is that tight it would be well worth it
>>573021073>death by snu snuThat's a noble way to go. I would visit his grave every year and pour one out for him.
>>573022109just more scars for his body and potentially hip surgery
>>573026006This is so gay
>>573026549these are peak fujo hoursyou're living in his world now son
>>573026928Sigh, you're probably right
>>573027053don't worry, I will balance out the gay
goodnight /sdn/ I love you all
>>573032618g'night
Invisimech <3333
>>573009471Yeah, I've got the feeling you gave up on it.Understandable.
Tons of new pics at the end of previous thread
>>573044461>lewddon't caret. 1000+ visi/visimech pics saved, not a single nsfw one
>>573045173>1000+visi/visimech pics savedPost spicy ones pls...
>>573036195What a bullyable ass
>>573047492just don't tell jannies
>>573047880>>573048008>>573048150My ads...
>>573048008I don't think those two ever once held hands in the game.
Porn inside
>>573055303AIEEEE
>>573032846WAKE UP
>>573065180Never
JUST RELEASE MORE COMICS ADHOC IT'S FREE MONEY
>>573071413there are many ways in which they could earn free money if they wanted to. there especially were after the release when the hype was still huge. but they are too retarded to realize that.
>>573071834there's like 10 people working at adhoc and their main form of content relies on a third party studio making all the animations so I get it Still, things like comics or an endless dispatch mode would be really nice
Meow
MalevolANT reporting in
>>573074634gday malevolant
>>573074634carrier has arrived
>>573076318>Adun toridas!
>>573076318>>573076739>Our enemies are legion...>And still you procrastinate...
yup that's going in my cringe folder
>>573081882>stop!
I ate too much ice cream at baskin robins and now I feel sick ;(
>>573083345fatassGIWTWM
>>573083345What flavour anon?
https://ambulung.itch.io/dispatch-the-z-teamHere's your endless dispatch mode bro
>>573085272>well they have done it themselves, andy you can stop coding
>>573083586I’m not fat ;(>>573083586chocolate raspberry cheesecake
Flambae and Robert sharing an ice cream sundae
>>573087265Flambae would melt it all before Robert has a chance to eat it
>>573087265Not a sundae but...
Hear me outDispatch figurines
>>573095967Collectable figurines Unopened package MINT CONDITION
know what I hate more than anything? funko pops
>>573095967I'm surprised AdHoc hasn't tapped into that. Hell, even a Gunpla-like model kit for the Mecha Man suits could work. You already got people online making figurines for sale. >https://anvilsheart.shop/products/flambae-dispatch-handcrafted-figure
Hear me outDispatch funko pops
>>573092534https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MFT4OgFxfes&pp=ygUQb25leW5nIGljZSBjcmVhbQ%3D%3D&ra=m
>>573097073
>>573097073die
I started up Dispatch for the first time in months.I never realized how often Blazer touches Robert. It's like every scene she's just looking for any excuse to feel him up. It's actually surprising when she doesn't touch him.
>>573098970She's a very touchy lady
>>573099748Chase being surprised there actually suggests she's only like that with Robert.
Robert is having a bad trip after drinking too much and eating those ‘shrooms Sonar gave him during the 4th of July. He’s curled into a ball in the hq bathroom. Shivering and shaking and sweating. How do Courtney and Mandy calm him down?
>>573100153he's just jealous he doesn't get his own arm squeezes
>>573100580>Mandytakes him to a quiet room, talks to him quietly, plays calming music>Courtneymakes him watch thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7HtHD8i0XU
>>573100580Spoon him lovingly.
went swimming and now there's water in my ear
>>573105792Rest on your side where the water is trapped. Put a towel or a cotton pad on top of your ear to collect the water.
>>573105897nah I'm just gonna shove a q tip in my ear and make it worse
>>573105792single guy problems If you had a wife/gf she’d fix this for you
>>573106328>tfw no mandy gf to stick a qtip in my ear and make it worse
>>573108758slut
Chase is a pussy
Who in the Z-team has the lowest credit score
>>573114209I feel like it'd either be Waterboy or Golem.
>>573114384Why waterboy?
>>573115306With the powers he's cursed with. I'm certain he would have so many financial responsibilities to account for the damages that inherently ensue. That and he's working as a janitor which is about $30,000 a year. The cost of living in California no less would be hard enough for him.
>>573115631I was thinking more like Prismbecause, you know
>>573116721Funny enough I thought she'd be on the higher end. Since she is a Pop Star. She has her own trailer and everything. Then again she could be irresponsible on her spending practices.
>>573120359>Flambae gifting him that mug
>>573120701What a softy.
Mandy's milkshakes
AHHH I JUST WANNA EXPERIENCE DISPATCH FOR THE FIRST TIME AGAIN
Flambae is consistently depicted as a pathetic loser faggot.I don't know why anyone would say "Yep, that's the character I'm going to obsess over and spam relentlessly for the next year"
BBjeet is consistently depicted as a pathetic loser faggot.I don't know why anyone would say "Yep, that's the character I'm going to obsess over and spam relentlessly for the next year"
>>573131306He's funny and hot. What more do you need?
>>573133342A threesome. I didn't know Phenomaman had it like that.
>>573133389he just wants to make love to as many people as possible
Malevolant is here
>>573136934morning
>>573137023O:
>>573137787:(
>>573138035<:
we got official art for christmas, official art for valentine's day, even fanart for april fool's but nothing for 4th of julySo I can only surmise that the artists at adhoc are too busy working on something to be drawing random art for twitter announcements and that news must be imminent this is definitely not a cope
>>573138223>nothing for 4th of julyI guess it's fair since we got nothing either for Pride. >and that news must be imminentWhen's Comic Con again? The only big tease we got was that they are going to attend with the cast at a panel.
>>573138792end of july
>>573138910*sigh*...It's going to be a long wait.
>>573139076I hope the panel is recorded or streamed as well.
>>573139157We can only hopeGoodnight /sdn/ I love you all
>>573139597g'night
>>573139597Nighty night BBfriend
>>573138792>>573138910>>573139157can't wait for them to answer the same 20 questions they were asked before, for niggerman to mention that he didn't expect visi to be more popular, and for the announcement of xbox release on august 31 (we said it will be released in the summer and we will keep out word!)
Why did it seem like Shroud was Blazer's biggest fan?You think Matt was improving?
>>572988587white women are so fucking gross
>>573154324Herman...
it's over.
honestly, these guys ruined it, i get that having a viral hit can blindside a studio but not having ANY kind of content to satiate the (once) large fanbase is just dumb, even a series of webcomic is fine
It is NOT over and you WILL Troost
it is over.we will not make it to #100
>>573150883Because he isI would pass that image of him wearing the beanie but I don't have it
>>573154324Men are grosser. Imagine what gay sex is like. Go ahead. Try it. You will regret it.
>>573158827You've convinced meI will now have gay sex
>>573131626It’s homophobic writing The lolcow is a stereotypically flaming homo with a low iq just like the lgbt is made out to be by the right wing All gays should be high iq chads
>>573166596Well his name is Chad at least…
>>573166596The irony is that Flambae isn't a flaming homo despite what what his character design suggests, a lot of people never even realized he was gay because he doesn't flaunt it like flaming homos doThat being said, it's still funny when fanart draws him as a flaming homo
>>573167391Flamboyancy truly isn’t synonymous with gayness. Truly. The metrosexual male is flamboyant but no one accuses them of being homo, unless it’s an insult, which is only so effective if they’re already known for scoring, which metro men are known to do. Women gravitate towards men who take care of themselves. Although not my sister: she’s dating a hairy stinky pig who smokes and drinks and she “loves it”.
>>573166596>>573167391>>573167645I knew he was gay the moment I first laid eyes on him. The current generation is simply too effeminate and emasculate to detect the Gay now. The Gaydar is a lost skill. Sort of like how plumbers are now in high demand. The competency crisis is in full swing, and poor kids don’t know when an old man is hitting on them or not.
>>573168056Are you saying the future is dumb + naive twinks waiting to get molested? I LOVE THE FUTURE
>>573155029Why a bikini for that? Never watched Blade Runner 2049, was the lady flirting with Ryan nekkid?
>>573171609Bikinis are hot that's why
>>573173093true
SDN subscribership is at a record high, time to lay off 25% of the staff
>>573166596Except it's a pretty accurate portrayal about how some gay guys act, anon. He's not an uwu bottom, that's all. But it is very possible to be an unlikable asshole and be a faggot, you know.
>I knew he was gay the moment I first laid eyes on him. The current generation is simply too effeminate and emasculate to detect the Gay now. The Gaydar is a lost skill.The gaydar is a myth
>>573187096the gaydar needs a recalibration. Too many gays in current year
>>573188580The amount of gays has always been the same. They’re just fewer that are closeted because of societal changes. That are more favorable for them, in the western world that is.
>>573179491
>>573179491Damn it, Blazer!
>>573192550Mandy would never be a bad boss on purpose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NsKQoWKalE
>dispatch on amazon luna before xbox>while xbox is laying 3200 employeesxcucks can't stop losing
>>573155029
>>573199736How is it taking so long? I don't play on console but since this was released on PC. Shouldn't it be easy to port to Xbox?
>>573203105maybe they're stuck in xbox licensing/bureaucracy hell, maybe they're working on something to release it with. Either way they said summer 2026 so they still have plenty of time to release it and still say they're on timeI'm almost sure we'll hear news of it at comic con
I just want the xbox release so we hopefully get more fan shit like this https://files.catbox.moe/015itd.mp4
Is it actually canon that flambae is a five star home cook
>>573206883Yeah.https://youtu.be/DA_HlxMXKQ0?si=9c7FBFx03uQDPbwF&t=1356
>>573206883yes (in my head)
Theoretically if Z-team had to sell girl scout cookies for fundraisingWhich pair would sell the most?
>>573208997Nobody's buying girl scout cookies from adults.Which means it must be a front for selling drugs.So Sonar.
>>573209239>>573208997Unless it's Flambae and Prism accompanying Flambae's niece. Then maybe?
>>573209239SDN is bankrupt from Shroud's attack and they needed a quick way to raise money. Mandy happened to be a girl scout when she was younger So they really are just selling girl scout cookies with nothing attached to it. at least until Sonar turns it into a front for drug smuggling
>>573210773>girlscout>prom queen>student council president>valedictorian>captain of the mecha man fan clubMay as well give the golden girl a halo.
>>573213072>prom queenI'm taking notes for my fanfic
>>573155534Not with that attitude, faggot.
>>573215730I'M TROOOOOSTIIIIINNNNNG
>>573210282Bad Cop, Good Cop
>>573219174>falling asleep on your partner’s armpit must be nice
>>573219608Laying on top of your partner. Skin to skin...I will never have this.
>>573219608sniff sniff
>>573219841It’s okay I won’t have it either
>>573221183Late night ramen is the best.
>>573221480I wish I had a spot close to me. I just have to settle getting instant ramen from the convenience store or supermarket.
>>573222908I had a great ramen spot in my hometown and I'm sad I still haven't found anything that comes close to it where I live now to this day
>>573031552>>572988587PEEEEEAAAAAAAK
>busty>abshow is this possible
>>573226630Top 1% genetics
>>573226630>>573226853not to mention blue eyes with brown hair which is even rarer than blue eyes blonde hair
>>573228970Flambae is one strong motherfucker if he can just pull Mecha Man down like that
haven't seen visiholic recently which can mean only one thing
malevolant says hello
>>573238673hello malevolantgoodnight malevolant
>>573238669g'night
>>573238754
Slow down on the pic posting, we're under the ratio.>>573238669Night BBFriend
so quiet
>>573242312Such is the life of a malevolant
>>573242312>no announcement in the last hourit's over
>>573244161btw you see that Malevola lewd recently? Was it linked here?
>>573228970chu
need sour patch kids
>>573248663go buy some
Get upFeed petsSmoke weedGo to work Get home Feed petsSmoke weedGo to bedRepeat
>>573249679I wish my life was so simple
I ate five weed brownies once
>>573246227You're gonna have to be more specific than that
>>573255459am I allowed to link it?
>>573255490Catbox it
>>573255710https://files.catbox.moe/oseq95.jpg
>>573234538>>573235160>>573235695>>573236405Awww
>>573255918>ywn have a hot naked demon lady to demand snuggles and snu snu from youwhy even live
This artist has been spamming my feed and I don't hate it
>>573235412He went into rehab?
>>573262305Yes he got sober and turned his life around
i dont understand alcoholismalcohol just makes me feel sick, like I'm drinking poison
>>573263559After a while your body becomes dependent on it to function normally
Smoking weed makes you gay I’ve got the urge to suck dick before, while smoking weedAbsolutely terrifying it was
>>573267731same but with coffee
i gotta be honest, if i were robert, blonde blazer would've been pregnant on that first day at sdn
>>573269129Mandy's too prudish for sex on the first daymaybe on the second day
>>573269473the first day would've been at crypto night
I might get fired from my job today for making a black person upset. Accused me of racism. I just stood there.
>>573283436well if that's true I doubt they would take the guy's word over yours, most employers don't want to lose their employees over false accusations especially when they can be sued for that
>>573283436Also, lmao
>>573283436What did you say?
>>573294196“George Floyd was a no good criminal addicted to fentanyl who held pregnant women at gun point and I’m glad that he is dead since that’s making the streets an objectively safer place. Cope, seethe and dilate.”
>>573283436I hear SDN is hiring. Blonde Blazer would promote you in an instant
>>573284236Aww she looked so happy to post racist things Why would the mods do dis to her
>>573295193she said the n word
>>573294919Yes we KNOW anon. But it was FUNNY, which was the entire POINT of it. No one but an absolute idiot prayed at the murals of the George Floyd cult. Why can’t we appreciate human stupidity when it happens in real time? You can complain about it, but don’t pretend it isn’t entertaining. Black people and their outrage culture will always be entertaining. They care more about a bad word than the grooming and rape of kids. They care more about skin color than the stabbing of a white boy.
Chase prays to Floyd every night before bed
>>573296580
>>573297801>implying Chase isn't the biggest Uncle Tom in the gameHe literally answers to a blonde white woman
>>573297093> Why can’t we appreciate human stupidity when it happens in real timeBecause the mass stupid effect is what tears down nations. Socrates was right about there eventually being a limit to democracy, even when it began as a good thing. Eventually the masses become too ignorant and too naive and too dumb. It all goes downhill. Most of the west can’t even tell you what a woman is, either because they genuinely believe that biology is an opinion, or because it would get them cancelled if they spoke truthfully.
>>573230621Robert would never get an ear piercing
>>573284236>>573297817Courtney is one of those overt racists. She'll say blatantly racist things in public and in front of everyone. With her you'll know what you're gettingMandy is a closet racist. In the streets she's all love and tolerance but behind closed doors it's nothing but the most racist shit imaginable. Won't be long before she's canceled from a leaked private conversation
>>573299226Why are non-whites, especially Hispanics, such huge racists? A lot of white supremacists are Hispanic. Why?
>>573299478because at its core racism is just pattern recognition which has been evolved in animals for eons before liberals decided to put a name on it and stigmatize it. You were born racist, anyone who didn't remotely look like your mom you distrusted.
>>573299478>WhyYou don’t have to be white to acknowledge all the overwhelming contributions made by the white man. It’s an appreciation for history. To pretend white people didn’t uplift the whole world is kind of disrespectful. It’s outright denial, even. To rage against the machine. Self worth, the human ego, is such an awful thing.
You’re racist if you assume that we’re not all different. We are different. Don’t deny me my racial-cultural stereotype, you son of a bitch. I am a proud Chinese and I WILL make driving jokes and dog meat jokes.
>>573299947You have a very big penis for a chinaman
>>573303234So bootiful
Now the real question is: how racist is Flambae
>>573307046Not at all.
https://x.com/astragalu3/status/2074614923980616084
>>573310468why does everyone want to eat Robert
>>573310884AIIIIEEEEEEE I'M HOOOOOOPIIIIING
>>573311379He looks tasty, I guess?
>>573311586Who keeps giving Robert these booster shots up his butt? Poor guy doesn't have the muscle to handle such a needle.
>>573310468chew chew>>573311379nibble nibble>>573313028munch munch
>>573307046He is Afghan. He probably thinks white people are the devil.
>>573313148It’s just Robert’s imagination. He is afraid of needles. Courtney has to drag him to the clinic to get his booster shots.
>>573313770Robbie was an anti-vaxxerThe second Robert comes into contact with measles he's gonna disappear like the aztecs
>>573314132He just really hates needles ok
>>573315125Mandy drives Robert to the doctor's office and he's shaking in his seat like a frightened dog
>>573315796He can’t help it! A lot of men are like this!
>>573310884please come soon, I really need an excuse to replay the game
>>573317384It better arrive shortly after Comic Con. We need something to sate us.
>>573317649I refuse to believe Niggerman would just bait us to comic con just to reveal no news there. They have to be cooking something upDid they say all the VAs will be there or just adhoc employees?
>>573318746>would just bait usRemember anon... Don't hold your breath so soon.
>>573318746>Did they say all the VAs will be there or just adhoc employees?They haven't disclosed any further details. But many are hoping that at least some of the voice actors will make an appearance.
>>573319109>we do a little trolling
https://files.catbox.moe/wv5cpx.png
>>573322607he looks a little scary here
>>573297992He doesn't "answer to her".He's a responsible older sibling trying to set Robert up with a respectable woman who his father would be proud of. He wants the best for Robert. That's why he doesn't like when Visi gets close to him. He thinks she's dangerous.
>>573325759Sure thing house slaveNow go make Miss Blazer some lemon tea
>>573297992>>573328150shut up nigger
>>573328760yeah that's exactly what she would say to Chase Totally in character
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPTVF3r2yB8&t=96s
>>573328150>Miss BlazerIronically, Prism is closer to the archetype you're trying to describe than Chase.
https://litter.catbox.moe/7q22neelf9j7t7tn.mp4
>>573330287Prism works tooBut Chase has a closer working relationship with Mandy
>>573338929Yeah those cosplay reference images were definitely not to scale.
>>573339653to be fair Robert is leaning on the wall here
>>573342018g'night
Fucking VARgentinias somehow made it through Egypt. I was 100% sure they were going to get knocked out of the WC.
Here I am all alone, enjoying tacos.
>>573355995Bumpo from malevolant
>>573355995Do you also wake up at 3am to eat cold leftover tacos?
>>573360725I reheat them. I’m not that lazy.
>>573355995I AM ALWAYS WITH YOU FUJOEVEN IN MY DREAMSAlso good morning
>>573355995I'd eat tacos with you but I got the shits
>>573361352Thank you and good morning to you.>>573361780Sorry about that.
hmmmmmmmm…..
>>573362209What a dilemma indeed
>>573235412He will respawn at the hospital.
>>573361352Which one are you today
>>5733651122, verging on 4
>>573365918SameCloser to 4 because whatever I ate last night really doesn't like me
Ahem
>>573367732Two more weeks
>>573367732>xbox on pcwhat...?
>>573369580you remember games for windows live? Where you had to have an xbox live account just to play microsoft games on pc?
Bobert uwu
>>573372743bober kurwa
Why are Dispatch characters so cute bros
>>573373735Who you calling cute
>>573374301I’d let him drink my blood
>>573374484Sonar would take offense to that because he's not a vampire bat#notallbats
>>573373735I know right?
>>573377080Cursed
Don't tell me how I know this but I think Niggerman secretly visits 4chan
>>573382380Is that right, Nick?
I can smell you.
>>573384795that's just galen
who among the Z-team is the smelliest?
>>573388308On a hot and humid day or just in general?Sonar probably reeks if he doesn’t take care of himself. Flambae probably smells of potent cologne (but can get my quite stinky if he doesn’t take care of himself, either). Phenomaman smells like strange alien musk that isn’t off putting exactly but is very strange and unlike anything else. Golem smells like mud and rain. And a bit of metal.
>>573388308Golem since he can absorb any material. He often frequents the industrial district because he loves the smell of gasoline. Malevola could be too since she’s a demon. I’d bet her scent would be of Sulfur. Flambae wouldn’t stink but he’s the type to spray a bit too much cologne on himself.
>>573389002everyone's gonna smell on a hot and humid dayespecially malevola's sweaty armpits
>>573389217You really want the taste of brimstone in your mouth?
Afghans aren’t as smelly as Arabs
>>573389474yes
Robert stress sweats a lot
>>573390220>Robert puts on his headset just to find Z-team is all talking about his sweat
>>573390935We’re entitled to the sweat off your brow, Robbo.
Why isn't there more art of prism's fat fucking ass
>>573400812racism
Flambae doesn’t use deodorant. It’s bad for your pores. Antiperspirants just clog your pores. He knows better than you. Two in one shampoos are also a scam.
>>573379225Robert looks so hawt in a wifebeater tanktop
>>573402025He really needs to give Robert a makeover.
jesus christ chrome really fucking doesn't want you to use ublock origin
>>573404425now chu for me
>>573405579
>>573405851based
migrating browsers fucking sucks
oy wifi is bakc. thers was a stomr and a lighting fucked up an anntena and i didndt hav intenret. took the fuckers days to fix it. i hope u all alright brros i love uuuuuu all gdnight
>>573407770angery
>>573409553we thought you were dead
>>573410002wworry not man if i eve r plan on dying im gonna ;let u all know. gndiht fuck,. drunk. 2 litrseers of vodka wree consumed,.fck
Hello my name is Gaylord Faggotter and I’m new to Dispatch. What is this? What’s the appeal? Is it like a dating simulator?
>>573409553hai>>573410815hai
>>573410815>Hello my name is Gaylord Faggotteranother one?
>>573411115
>>573410535goodnight visiholic
>>573410815It’s an autism simulator.
>>573410815you kiss girls and dispatch superheroes or some shit I don't fucking know
>>573412662yeah I’m like too cool to remember all the details I just like play the game
>>573410815It’s the official game adaptation of Blade Runner 2049
>>573414187I don't remember this being in the game...
https://litter.catbox.moe/v9lt4li1rvhjeyqj.mp4
Do the other members of the z-team own pets?
>>573415898gay as fuck
>>573416079Other than Waterboy? Not that I know of at least. I remember during episode 4 there's an exchange where Prism thinks about working at a pet store. To which Malevola says she hates pets. Prism corrects her by saying she hates pets with bad attitudes. Then she says she thinks Snakes are chill where in Flambae agrees. Back to Waterboy we see his grandma owns several cats at their home.
>>573416079Phenomaman secretly adopted an opossum
>>573416079Flambae owns an iguana.
>>573416561When was that stated? I know he's fine with snakes.
>>573416079Waterboy has a hamster
>>573416651It’s my own headcanon. He likes reptiles.
>>573416079Mandy owns a Robert
>>573416350>Back to Waterboy we see his grandma owns several cats at their home.In the comic.
>>573418595holy long neck
>>573417348I think it's very commendable of her to adopt from a shelter.
making him wear the collar is a little weird though
>>573424101assASS
Season 2 doko
Golem postI threw out my back yesterday carrying in groceries
>>573427349PatheticGolem would never throw out his back on mere groceries
>>573427678well my back was sore for a while but I guess this just pushed it over the edge.
>>573427873channel your inner Robert and neglect the problem until it becomes too painful to ignore
I wish I could just rape people
Rape bad
Rape Robert
we are slowly succumbing to madness
>>573430892Why is Blazer Blonde? Is she stupid?
>>573433770What, would you rather her be a brunette or something? As if
I can't even... What is happening?
>>573427349>>573427873I think you should see a doctor. Sorry you went through that.
>>573435907we are discussing rape like civilized human beings
>>573434117My life for Mandy
>>573438978imagine all the filthy kissing and cuddling they do in bed
Mandy insists upon herself
>>573442231what does that even mean
>>573439382same energy
>>573443969They even have the spaghetti and everything. It's perfect
>>573442231and the invisible foul mouthed sex pervert?
>>573445326stole their spaghetti
>>573448398g'night
>>573436937reportin in and a bit drunk
https://litter.catbox.moe/bsrw0vytf8zjn8zi.mp4
>>573453797I can't understand the whole Prism & waterboy ship, like what is it about white socially awkward guys and black grills?
>>573454340It's just a meme.
>>573436030I should be fine
>>573426296not earlier than in 3-4 years. will /sdn/ persevere?
>>573454340black ghetto kween and a skinny white boy is a funny pairing in itself and prism's voice actress ships them too. of all the crackships this is the one i can imagine actually being canon.
>>573464140Hermy's 10 inch BWC gonna put everyone else to shame
>>573467749well if you look at his concept art then you might notice something
doko……
I miss the Christmas art.
>>573454340I think she's holding him up at one point and she dances near him at the housewarming party.Honestly I don't remember that well. If you really wanted to know I'm sure there's some crackship website somewhere that lays it out.
>>573469701and I found it
>>573470035
>>573469701>I-I-I L-LOVE B-BLACK PUSSY!
Who has the nicest ass on the z-team
>>573469536SameI was hoping for 4th of July summer art but I guess they can't be bothered
>>573471632Prism but only because Mandy is technically not on the Z-team
>>573471632Blazer because she technically joins temporarily in the final battle.
>>573471632Flambae obviously
>>573471632Dumpy
dispatch musou with quality banter, do it ad hoc
>>573482212>shitty button masherI'd rather just have endless dispatch mode desu
>>573482984>shitty button clickerI'd rather have an epic action game desu
>>573483078dispatch themed clicker game when?
My Jewish boss told me to go home and take a nap because he needs me for a surprise overnight shift. And if I don’t he will lose money. “And that would be bad.”I’ll be staying up all night with Fujo again.
>>573484890God I wish I were youI hate sunshine
>>573484890are you the same guy that got robbed the crackhead
>>573485128A lack of vitamin d isn’t healthy though.>>573485227Yes… :/
>>573485581KekI wish you luck anon
>>573484890Based jew boss forcing you to hang out with us all night long
>>573487067>Mandy giving Robert forced overtime before she leaves early to get her beauty sleep
i need a dorky tomboy gf with a rough exterior guarding a sensitive personality or i will die unfulfilled.
>>573493175Ganbare anon I'll drink to that
>>573496381you are making a MalevolANT very happy, anon thx
>>573497218I try
Wabisabi
>>573501306no thanks I don't eat sushi
on second thought waterboy's powers would be great for the summer
>>573511646I guess if you need the moisture no matter what. And he could put out fires should they occur from the extreme temperatures. But it would still be a miserable experience to have such an excesss of moisture in heat.
>>573511975unless it has a cooling effect wherever you go so you're never hot
>>573512093Fair but I'd still be hesitant having a guy throw up water on me to cool off. If he shoots it from his hands, I guess that'd be okay?
>>573519868Hnnnng
>>573524891Now post the nude edit
Flambae being mean to Robert but nice to Beef should be a thing in season 2
>>573526095Can't here.>>573527517That would be funny to see.
>>573527517*punches Robert*“Beefers!!!”
>>573532926Beef looks so content here I bet he’s tooting in his sleep too
>>573512093I can hear this image
Oh cool, there's a general for this game. Just got to chapter 6. I'm surprised over how little people picked to kill Shroud.
>>573540467NEW PERSON :D
>>573540467heroes don't kill peoplethey get sexually harrassed at the workplace instead
>>573540467What do you think of Dispatch so far?
Night shift has started. Fujo stay with me.
>>573540467Who did you romance by any chance
>>573541968Stay safe, anon.
>>573540890Sup?>>573540947Sounds like SDN needs a Sexual Harassment Panda>>573541765I like it. It's a little 2edgy4me camp that The Boys kinda has for better or worse, but I'm having fun. Disappointed that this isnt a Robert's Harem: The Game because he has chemistry with almost everyone. Also disappointed this wasnt a full length TV series but I dont think it would have done well with Invincible being Uber popular.
>>573542405Blazer
>>573542736My man
>>573542615>Disappointed that this isnt a Robert's Harem: The Game because he has chemistry with almost everyone.I think many would agree that having a few more options at least would've been nice. Too bad the devs seem set on only focusing with Invisigal and Blazer going forward. I get it, it's a smaller team with fewer resources but still.>Also disappointed this wasnt a full length TV series but I dont think it would have done well with Invincible being Uber popular.I think they filled a good niche in keeping it as a game. But it definitely feels like this production really focused on a tv series style format. Could've done for at least two more episodes, I think. Though as you said Invincible would've definitely overshadowed it. Which is wild considering how rough that shows animation is.
>>573539087“I feel so naked”
Would SDN rescue you from being robbed by a crackhead if you weren't a subscriber? Asking for nightshift anon
>>573544382I’d get stabbed and bleed out before any help arrives.
>>573544557ok waterboy but I'm asking about nightshift anon
>>573544382Does Malevola see Sonar as a pet of sorts
>>573545395more of a friend she has to keep on a leash
Robert is the crown jewel of her collection.
>>573549613what a dork
Flambae takes care of himself but his apartment is a total fucking mess I bet
>>573550387Chinese food boxes lying around everywhere yea
>>573550387this is anti-flambae propagandaanyone narcissistic enough to design his own suit is gonna be a neat freak
I haven't heard from nightshift anon yet so I can only assume his phone was stolen from a crackhead again
>>573554060I’m here friend.
>>573553501“Arf”
>>573554394ganbare anon make your jew boss a lot of money
>>573555581why are they like this
>>573542736My nigger.
>>573555845no more twinkies
>>573557025g'night
>>573557432Everyone wants him
>>573558607>>573558726>>573559478lel
oy its fuckn friday., gday love u bros
>>573561374hi
>>573558607>>573558726waterboy would use is water powers, not fists and a chair. Also, I am a bit drunk now O:
>>573561589He used a chair to break a vending machine. So it fits.
>>573561374I ate spaghetti. Hopefully a smelly tsundere bad girl tomboy comes to sniff my balls.
>>573561763dayum you are right
>>573562080im eatig reheated scambled eggs from yestrday and drinking tea with vodka. lifes fuckng great man
>>573562216>we should cook more oftenI am confused. Do they enjoy the order pizza or not?
One more hour left and then I’m home free
>>573562930based
>>573562781guess they like it bty they woudl like to be more reposnslibe and make theri own meals. theres a second panel whey they try and fuck up. or maybe its the first panel i dunno
>>573563258saved!
>>573561374>>573562216>>573563258>>573563637Dispatch grills are so hot
>>573563825The boys are hotter
>>573562930You are almost there.
>>573563825yes
>>573563895I'm not gay, so I think you're wrong.
>>573564397You will be gay soon
>>573564579is that a threat?
>>573564610No it’s inevitable
>>573564153who the hell is that
>>573564842an oc.
>>573564979it’s a rival, delete it
>>573565027I didn't draw it.
>>573562930u are free anon. rejoice
>>573565851Feels good
>>573566004Rest well.
>>573566942Literally me whenever I see a guy’s pecs
>>573567030gay
Home sweet home Good morning, good night
the fujos are asleepcute
>computer died >lost my Courtney Robertson folder>lost my webms>lost my memes>lost my whole collection>/SDN/ is STILL goingYou glorious, terrible, autistic bastards. Good job
>Even Flambert poster is still here
>>573569930I'm sorry about you losing all your lost shit dude, glad to see you still kicking too.
>>573568101good afternon fujoanon>>573569930shit man that sucks. been collecting pics and stuff for half a year now c ant imagine losing it all
>>573570292Thanks anonEndless dispatch soon?>>573571559Im very happy to say I just found a backed up copy on a USB. Its not quite everything but I might be able to find the rest of it on the archive
>>573569930I'll help you repopulate with Mandy Robertson pics
>>573574334I'm quite alright but thank you.
>>573569930Some anon uploaded his Courtney folder a while ago, I added a few things in there from my own collection. Hope it helps build your collection back up bro.https://litter.catbox.moe/m9apfgmg27gwp4d4.7zlink is only valid for 3 days, no it doesn't have veerus in it.
>>573574762No no, I insist
>>573577087Based anon, thank you.I was the one who uploaded that folder, so it's coming around full circle
>Decided to replay this game for the first time since the week when the last episode was released>Fourth playthrough now>49 hours in>Finally got this achievement>And this playthrough is still gonna be a BB route. Though I'm finally cutting Coop instead of Sonar.I also lost the Thunderstruck quicktime event on purpose and it was cool that the whole thing is set on fire if you fail it.Also, I noticed a plot hole that I had never noticed before>Bob Bob and Invisigal are talking to each other and the whole branch is listening unbeknownst to them>Both Bob Bob and Invisigal explicitly mention that Bob Bob doesn't have powers>Somehow none of them caught on that and still kept asking him which superhero he used to be and what powers he had later
>>573579424Yup, no one loves this game as much as I do
>>573579424>>573579593BASED BASED BASED
>>573578558Who would've thought internet strangers are better for data storage than cloud services
>>573580969I mean catbox is technically a cloud service
>>573581285No I mean in the sense that we have the files and can share it back
>>573558607Wow Robert is literally me
>>573579424maybe they thought he was faking not having superpowers to hide his identity betterOr maybe malevola and prism are just retards idk
If you were to have anal sex with Waterboy, would you even need lube?
>>573584262
>>573584262Who could realistically pierce those cheeks of steel
He's so cute I want to pamper him.
>>573591950>t.
>>573592514I don't know from what I've seen adhoc really likes to pair him with malevola
>>573592514Dunno how to feel about Prism yet because she's pretty much an angry black woman stereotype, but if it gives my boy confidence...
dead shit game
>>573597259Tu madre es una puta
what are we thinking
>>573566947Yawn, I slept well>>573569691I am not cute! I am a manly man!
>>573601010Quick someone shoot coffee into his mouth
>>573570051
>>573600337 nothing ever happens #82631it's over
>>573602753but it's literally happening
He's right. Low-key, WB looks like Mikey Way.
>I am not cute! I am a manly man!Everyone here is kawaii
>>573604294I think hermy would take being cute over being a weirdo
Herman is a strong, dignified, masculine man.
>>573605331
>>573597259Trust the plan faggot.
>>573600337So which questions would you ask for the cast?>https://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2075629891978952792?s=46
>>573608439I would but I'm still fucking banned on twitter because the AI moderation thinks I'm a bot
>>573608625Did you have any in mind?
>>573608850What does Blonde Blazer's breast milk taste like?
>>573608439When are we going to see the S2?
>>573608439Does niggerman actually use 4chan?
>>573609854I like to believe so and that he's aware of this general.
Robert and Mandy watching Game of Thrones together. Mandy burying her face into Robert’s chest at the Red Wedding part.
>>573611149Cute
>>573611149>Mandy when she realizes GoT doesn't have a happy ending like her other tv shows
Robert is a Stark
>>573611149Would they watch past season 4?
>>573618706Yes and Mandy would be the only person in the world who unironically likes season 8
nanmo nee nanmo neenanmo nee yo oreraholyyyyyy fuck. good night sdsn i lve u all
>>573626320goodnight visiholic
I ATE TOO MUCH PIZZA
>>573626423gpppppd ngtj man. love u. jave a graet weekedn.
>>573626643fatass
Who eats the most on the z-team?
>>573627102Malevola is a fucking pig for bbq ribs. Oh god I love her so much. There is nothing more attractive than a woman who can eat.
https://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2075690311775334704More cosplay guides
>>573591950Imagine waking up in a wet bed That would be so uncomfortable
>>573627880fatass
Flambae can down dozens of tacos
>>573600337>that's neat, Blazer is now part of the Z team>oh wait she's the moderator
>>573608439I'd ask Mayanna why her titties so big. Like damn, she could suffocate a man with them monsters. Like dayuuum.
>>573629451Be sure your questions are work safe or else Blazer will come to your house and break your spine
>>573629493big tits don't count if the woman's obese
>>573629493quite a far cry from her character don't you think
>>573609021Don't worry. I asked it for you.
>>573629746I'd still hit if I could
>>573630258based
>5 days oldIt's time to abandon this thread. It has grown stale.
>>573630831actually it's 6 days old
>>573630831I'm already on it. Just got to get to the bump limit then we're off.
what browser do you fags use chrome finally turned off my ublock origin and I have issues with firefox
>>573631146Chrome. I have 5 ad block plugs, plus the adblock blocker blocker, the one that prevents new windows from opening and a few others.
>>573631324They can't disable all of them.
>>573631324I've wanted to get off chrome for years now but every time I try a different browser they're always missing some basic ass functionality like drag and dropping to upload images that turns me off >>573631546>They can't disable all of them.*turns off your MV2 extensions*
>>573629402look at him go!
>>573631902Fatso
>Mandy comforting Robert after telling him he can't drink her titty milk at work.jpg
STOP SLEEPING AND PUSH THIS DAMN THREAD OFF THE CLIFF!
>>573633238What do you want us to say? We are almost at the image limit.
>>573633563talk about Mandy's homemade tortellinis or something
>>573634017Ok Flambae's Banana Foster, it is.
>>573608439to Alanah Pierce: are you going to try and take credit for being a writer for season 2 like you did with god of war and that one artwork you blatantly stole from twitter?
>>573631146brave
>>573633563THERE'S STILL 15 MORE LEFT! PUSH!
>>573636195nah I'm gonna take a nap
>>573636140SHAKE THAT BOOTY
Fucking pototato dog I LOVE HIM
>>573636396fat FUCK
>>573636396Robert needs to stop feeding him Oreos
>>573636719I could go for some oreos right now
>>573636719Now that's just beyond negligent. Chocolate is poisonous to dogs.
Do you think Twinkies had a spike in sales since Dispatch
>>573636983It must've if only a minor one. Same goes for Sour Patch.
>>573637423what are the ropes for
>>573637423
>>573637518He's still learning.
>>573637950>commission >do not useYou’re on THIN ice
>>573638190pls don't tell
come on guys one last push
ARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH PREPARE THE THREAD! WE ARE LEAVING!
Time to clock out.>>573638624>>573638624>>573638624
>>573639023>1 away from bump limit RUINED
>>573639246I was impatient.
>>573639023MOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE MOVE MOVE!!
