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>600 wit>no speed starI loooooooove Fine Motion!
>>573042186Meanwhile Bakushin's giving me her gold with just 450 guts
sex with the fake schizo
ikuno.....................dictus
ooh I get it now
>>573042530>literally team Virginhot...
ExcelUma (20!!!/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>into spreadsheet autismClub ID588536995
>>573042186since when is the skill dependent on your stats?
>>573042920Since forever.
>>573042832almost there excelumabwos
>>573042920>he doesn't knowAre we actually still getting newfags post-MANT or are these people just retarded?
>>573042947proof?
>>573042913wtf is this?
>Taiki>Currenwho do I take for the last spotto
>>573043096FIFA 2026
>>573043096Teio
>>573043063ever since people found out about Maya's FL agemasen.Around the same time it's expected that card agemasens are similar in nature
>>573043117Sato Diabolical...
>>573043117sextono
>>573042671Look at the pairings.
I really like Taiki's big stature and exaggerated movements
>>573042092Umericans erotic...
>>573043450how did the american stereotype go from the hourglass sexbombs to fatties
>all Cheval Grand cosplayers are guysReally makes you think
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really erally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>do a parent run>2* wit 2* pace>reroll>2* wit 2* pace
Remember to stay fit bros so you can exercise with your oshi in the future
>>573043585Surprised that there is 5 whole Cheval Grand fans.Also nice tummy on the middle one.
My cheery I've been growing on my balcony turned out quite tasty
>>573043535jews
>>573043880cherry tomatos* my bad
>>573043792I look like this.
>>573043880>>573044026i'd pop your cherry
>>573044067brown...
>>573044026Happy to hear it bro. Growing something yourself is really satisfying
I love rainy dirt tracks their shoes get so muddy. Even funnier when they run in sandals or something because everything from like their calfs down is just dirty and they really need to hit the showers after.
>>573043027bit of column A, bit of column Bmostly B
TOTALFLATLINERDEATH
>>573043535The Japanese branch of the URA sent agents specifically to poison the food, water, soil, and air of the American Umamusume so they'd stop being so dominant internationally
>>573044169Truly lovely
What happened to midnight mahjong? Too many normalfags?
>>573044313umazing!
>>573044384Jong God lost so we are taking a day off in remembrance
>>573044510Cant wait to roll on both of these beauties
>>573044510taking shibi behind the rocks
>>573044508>Ichiban Ninki>EIGHT PLACEWas he rated so high because Kitasan because what the fuck is this
>>573043096Hachimi
>>573044510Should umas really pack that much heat?
mares
>m*ids
I am yeppers' only soldier
>>573045052what's the problem with maids
Smug af umas
Digitan LOVE>>573044697being a kita spawn owned by John Cygames and bought for 300 mil Yen
>want to do a throne/sirius run to clear out the event races>literally everyone removed throne from their support listholy brick
>>573045052Maid Dober love!
>>573045157Toilet seat is over
yoroshiku onegaishimasu
>>573045157this is why you always find a reroll bot for a card you actually want to borrow
>>573045106because dober is maid for lovey dovey impregnation mating press sex
I'm thinking of getting the Trails in the Sky remake, how is it compared to the original? I really enjoyed the worldbuilding.
>>573045182holy cute
>>573045157Feel like this QOL update they should give sooner rather than later because it really costs nothing to do it.
Any cute Doberposters around?
>>573045312Which QOL update are you talking about?
>Magnitude is owned by people with connections to a doughnut companyThis explains everything
>>573045356You can put up more support cards so it's not just one people can borrow. Same for parent borrows.
when autos become a thing, is it gonna be an autistic afk-standoff for fan gain because the career will pay itself back?
>dyketaku, digitan, scarlet, vodka, etc are all carpet munchers>curren is an e-whore manipulator >still in love fucking dies and so do you>gold family are all different flavors of retardAre there any Umas that are actually for (You) or is it just yuribait all the way down?
wahey
Don't reply to bait fellow torenas
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>573043619
>>573045598don't worry, he's gonna reply to himself
>>573045467What are them green runes
>>573045598I'm amazed he's still goinghow many months has it been now
>>573043450
>>573045537
>my trainer showed up with another man
>>573045738yay
>my trainee showed up with another ham
>>573045689The auto parent maker...which I really don't use anymore because it kind of blows. You can choose which skills you want it to inherit but it's still random and it'll still auto buy random skills from the cards or inherits anyway. So you can be aiming to make, say, a late Uma parent with late skills and it'll still toss in a pace chaser skill if it's ANYWHERE in the uma's legacy. It's annoying. I still pay for the feature but have been sitting on 15 tickets for the longest time, and I only pay for it because the inspiration reroll is just too good. The extra borrows are too, on half TP campaigns.
Thank you for your wisdom, Ulala...
>>573045932Ulala... had a tough life.
>>573044440non-sexually push my cheeks and rub against her butt as i hug and hold her legs in sign of pure affection>>573045235sexually laying my head on her lap and let her smother me with those big fat german tiddies
>>573045932>Ulala is woke
>my trainee showed up with another cam
>>573045497Maya
I'm looking at my power cards since I can't cap power on taiki. Isn't the free daiwa okish now? She has 10TE and power bonusu...
So BEAST MODE Brian Blaze is the new way to annoy frontkeks after Hoguri? I'm in.
>>573046143just do 3 speed
>>573045689...you can reroll inspirations if you pay?
>>573046143pay attention to where you pop bubbles, run a third speed, or run an actually useful power like gacha SSR scarlet or ryan
>>573046068
>>573046068THE PONY PLAYSTATION 5 HAS NO GAME
>>573046143it's ok but since it has 0 prio you have to highroll. you can cap power with pasa
>>573046232>>573045912
>my trainee isn't real
>>573046368NOOOOOOOOO DON'T REMIND ME
>>573046245Ugly grey horse
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HbWSk49vHdc
>>573046168but then I can't cap wit... I got no FM>>573046238I tried to increase power bubble pops but they love to gather on wit and speed, which makes it unbalanced, or avoiding pops there to fish for power pops means I have to skip some seriously juicy clicks>>573046302my pasa is lb2, I doubt she's workable. I'm borrowing bakshin guts if that matters
>>573046143the kawakami card is good for capping unity power but thats all it does
parent farming in gl might not be a meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRQCtUbg1nQWhat do you feel when you hear this track? besides despair when it doesn't go you way Your thoughts in general?
>>573046334Part of the monthly package that includes the parent maker is 5 more borrows, more friend follows (only for the first time you pay for the monthly package), and you getting an inspo reroll during Classic/Senior year. Here's an example of one with really bad parents, since I just came across it in my current Bakushin run.
I'm addicted to spamming wit.How does GrandLive compare? is the gimmick good enough?
>>573046679isn't that kinda bullshit? That's like paying for event chains to finish or for whistles to retry for rainbows. I know it's a gacha game so it's p2w by default, but i'm not a fan of influencing the actual career by paying
>>573046756Wit training allows you to get tons of tokens while recovering energy, so it's similar to Unity Cup.
>>573046814Guess what happens if you spend money to MLB cards
>>573046814It’s like you said, it’s a gacha
maybe cygames is gonna start caring more about global considering how much money piges gave out
>>573046814Sometimes your can hit inspo twice and still get really bad rolls regardless. Trying to chase an inspo skill just for it to not show up both Classic AND Senior year is pain. Same with chasing S's. It's just another layer of RNG and sometimes it helps, sometimes it doesn't, but bare minimum it prevents you from getting stuff like the second one in that webm by default.
I’m getting like 960 in stats in Ura parent runs and I think you need 1100 for the max spark chance do I just have to do triple speed cards and abandon wit?
>>573046143Bakushin SR power is good, has some sprint hints on it too and her event gives tail held high
>>573046995seekingthepearl.mp4
>>573046995>1/5 of jp revenuekekmao
>>573047127>1 year old game vs 5 year old gamelow iq retard
>>573046679>wow this part of the game sucks>lets monetize even more QoLI mean, its really smart from a business perspective I guess
>>573047167learn to read you high school dropout thirdie
>>573046814next year cygames will implement rerolls on CM finals (paid)
>>57304712720% free money for doing nothing is somehow bad?that's more than some mobages get from all servers.
>>573047243uh oh melty, you mong
Tachyon LOVE
i skip like this
>>573047385Surely this doesn't reference anything...
Yae
reminder that zephyr's breasts are so OBSCENE they had to subtly censor them for the entire helios rap ad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypT2FmGZmF8
i run like this
i did 5 mant runs todayi have to do 5 mant runs tomorrow
>>573046143Try feeding it with speed. Even if you would for example click something else you still click speed. The only issue here is that this'll probably make you cap speed early, around summer, and you definitely need finemo and tachyon mlbd. but its a steady stat gain. Power cards are a meme, maybe you can try 2 guts with 1 of them being ayabe to feed power indirectly but guts is unreliable. You'll either make a shitty lowroll or a ug+ nothing between.
>>573047569/uma/club slavebro...
morning
>JP forced to play 6 months of MANT with 0 quality of life >Global forced to play 3 months of MANT with quality of life and given buffed URA/Unity early + auto earlyAnd JP cucks still thinks Cygames cares about them more, it's like a battered housewife kek
i jam out like this
If I’m understanding right, the new Tachyon card replaces Kitasan as the default speed card?
>>573047518speaking of zephyrthat pregnant zephyr set got me acting feral in a way i never knew was possible
>>573047629Good morning
>>573047553I HATE CURREN
>>573047518https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=17972221
>>573047667nah you use 3 speed cards, so kita tachyon and a flex speed card like bakushin biko maru
>>573046916this is why japan is behind in gachas
I just got ambushed by that pick of Tamamo with his short dick out trying and failing to put it in a mare, so one of the staff had to help him
>>573047629>taromarunnn
>>573047776Baby biblos
Time for some stupid 564 escapades experiment
>>573047843I'd actually buy one of those. Those are pretty good.
>>573047776
how is escapades better than adventure?
>>573047843>spin me!>spins the stand
>>573046814it's entirely unnecessary for 99% of content but Cygames targets oshi players that will sit in their rooms all day farming long parents for Air Messiah so there's not one or two but 4 different passes aimed at making parents easier to farm
what in the ai even is escapades
>>573048015>4 passeshuhso what, you need to pay 50$ a month?
>>573048125its more like 30 buttrainer passspark/parent reroll passquick-parent passinspo reroll passuhhh i know im missing something else,,,
>>573048125
>>573048125Would probably end up being closer to 40 after taxes but yeah
>>573048040Escapades are like adventures but with a connotation of being shorter and more frivolous
>>573048125>>573048239The only important umapass is the one where it gives you more blue tickets because it's more SSRs for you. The rest is for lazy fat piggus.
>>573046814It is. But people will say it's ok because it's cygames who made it. If it was something you download online it'd be "cheating"
Does anyone have the meme of nice nature telling marvelous Sunday to go away. And the cigarette burning on her forehead?
>>573048125Not that anon, but it's 3 passes if you buy the bundle on the cywebstore but it's basically1. The pass you have now that gives daily carats2. The pass I mentioned about the parents/inspo reroll3. Spark lock 4. Max Spark reroll.The latter two can still be done without having to pay for the pass, but it's worth it because you don't have to spend carats for a full month in doing so, unlike without the pass where you have to pay like 30 carats each time, or for each reroll past the free one. 3 and 4 have a bundle on the webstore that saves you like $2 but in total it costs about 4160 yen or $25 or so.
>Maruzensky won againI want this woman luck https://x.com/Lynn_0601_/status/2073738867191259252
>>573048362i see sweepbotters are still crying
>>573048360wow sounds goodim prepared to pass!
>>573048456>>573048360Oh I forgot about the battle pass. That's another 800 yen so it's 4960 yen total or about $31.
>>573048476It's shit
is this okay, or should i drop curren for a speed SRfor taiki
The only reason they translated Evos early is because theyre gonna "surprise" you with them at 1.5 anni evo patch, right before a CMthere is some nasty shit in here man
>>573048426
>>573048634You should drop her, because at lb0 she is a brick. Slot in sweepy or kingu
>>573048634maybe put urara instead for 2 guts
Ready for dirt CM
Am I a whore?
orenjis
>>573048686Curren is fine at 0LB as long as you can tolerate no starting friendship
>>573048669Oh yeah, thats the shit.The ATHF version is peak.
>>573048669kek
>>573042913BASEDMACHICO IS LIFE
>>573047638
Hachimi?
>>573043027how about I sit in your mothers mouth you subhuman piece of shit jp troon?
>Actually decent run considering I struggle with anything past 3 attributes in this new scenario>Except both Ai and Tap Dance City never finished their chainsI hate Almond Eye so much it's unreal. She is always consistently the one that never finishes.
why did they also translate the 'Third Evos' that are essentially character defining buffs that you have to take
>>573049135>Sit in your mothers mouth
My trainee keeps asking when I'm going to introduce her to my parents
>>573047127should be zeroonly mentally ill shit eater give these chinks money
>>573049135>sit in your mothers mouth
>my trainer came home with extra mayo
>>573049306>>573049246first sit then shit ;)
>>573049331>t.cuck
>>573049135Bwo your izzat... It's gone...
After playing Nishino Flower's career I'm certain that she's the type who would play with trainer's dick while saying things like "Hello, Mr. Penis, you look very genki today ehehe~"
>>573049412Whats wrong with mayo? I like it with fried rice
>573049410>iphone filename>types like a third worlderwhy is this always so common
>>573049175Go back>>572914974
>>573049135imagine i posted helios laughing
>>573049481Thats fucking hot sad I still havent unlocked her onsen event
*grips you're penise*
>>573049135>jp schizo is an actual jeetlmfaoooooooooooooooooooo
>>573049481>fucking a loliNo
>>573049481>hehe, ochinpo-sama~
so apparently they are adding the auto QoL soon, i'm gonna be looking into coming back after that, any tips for someone who quit few months after release?
>>573045182>flaming tofu nametagBut why?
>>573049135dumbass
Aw I missed Jong god...
getting ready to wreck my tear ducts and teio's legs again
>>573049791Roll for Summer Goldship now
Fappy Fappers, like Taiki Shuttle suggested.
>>573049791Buy a new account
How much stamina do you actually need to guarantee the haruten? Sky wasn't even rushed and activated the corner recovery...
>>573049791Hows your carat stash and deck looking like?
>>573049884No
>>573049884>>573049909mine's decent i think, i've been keeping up with grabbing some gibs and rolling on some uma's and rolled LB3 maru speed, also got MLB kita from back then and around a spark of carats
>>573047843Oh god, I must have one.
>>573049840VILLAIN
>>573049995you're fine then, spend all your remaining carrots on the light hello / tachyon banner
>>573049995creek and SSR wit status? it's not looking good tbqh since you won't be able to MLB tachyon without some serious luck
>>573049887600 + 1 white + Lateim not dealing with this dogshit race anymore
>>573047843
>>573049995Then you are good to go, more or less. Maybe join a shitter club for some gibs and do suicide careers to build up some carats with minimum effort. You'll need to spark Tachy/Hello for the pal card.
>>573050034HERO
>>573050095LB2 Creek, LB1 or LB2 FMgot that uncap crystal unused still too
>>573050096I guess that's what I get for going autopilot and not switching styles...
FGO cucks in shambles
holy melty
>>573049135Quality post saarHelping the thread, unlike those ebil troons who ruin the thread quality
Embarrassing.
golshi is so fucking ugly, oh my lord
I heard a secret about independant play. I heard the timer is actually completely fake. It's using the same technology as the quick-parent function to generate results quickly. You're using the "free" version of this, it's quick parents but with a 50 minute timer. Completely arbitrary, isn't it?
What if Karen-chan sits on my face?
>>573050506she will start bouncing
>>573049135If you laugh you go to Arima Kinen
>>573050490she didn't finishing transitioning until the game came out
Can we talk about club drama instead of this off topic garbage
>>573050374?
>>573050490>man face
>>573049887my late brian won with 450 but she ate 3 clocks. Usually i aim for 500+ as late
>>573050467>>573050490Goldshi mind
>>573047843this feels like sonic merch perfect for dia
haha sex funni
>>573049826He jobbed and got 8th, I was lucky that another of my POG picks was in the same race and got 2nd so I stil got some points for that
>>573050591
Still waiting on CM plat as captcha
>>573050591>provide me free dramayou're such a lazy whore, go and check which clubs are still not at 30/30 or find who poached who then start the club drama>can I have a crumb of shitposting*spits at you*
I should in your mother’s mouth
>>573042092Auto will be a great parent feature, every /uma/ club should impose a minimum of 30M fans a monthhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtsZRs75lOY
Is this a good time to come back to the game?
>>573050498of course the timer is artificial, it probably takes a few seconds at most to simulate a whole career on the server
buy an ad
>>573050724
>>573050820this post is advertising.
>>573050556if she does it like this >>573050671would send me directly to the heavens
>>573050854I'd say yes as long as you have kita MLB and good enough wit cards
>all those blushing audience members in the next cutdon't have her in-game yet bc i haven't pulled an uma since digitanis mambo also considered shichi-tier in-game? or is it a a character trait they dropped after focus-testing via the anime?
>>573050801>gorilla Fuck off
>>573048476>spends 12k on a shitton of trifectas>posts wins onlyit's the typical bragging gambler
Uma that has a foot fetish?
>>573050793That's low quality drama, the good drama is chat leaks and club member rumours. You don't get that off of chrono
>>573050995>as long as you have kita MLBAnd if I don't?
>>573051084buy an account with kita MLB then, they're like 5 bucks
>>573050820>VFreud this guy is still alive when he was filtered by MANT
>>573050498STOP EXPSING THE UMA BIZNESS
>>573051084Wait 3 more weeks
>>573051017the extremely for you ones are definitely obsessed with every crevice of their torena, so it's easier to guess which ones don't have that fetishi'm guessing>gold city>air groove>bakushin>grass>spe>digital
I shout in your mother’s mouth
it's really messed up how we're going from barely surviving MANT to literal auto mode years ahead of schedule
>>573051275Don’t do that!!!!
>>573051198Digital has foot fetish 100%But for the other umas.
>>573050498Yes, anon. You didn't actually think your uma would be training in real time behind the scenes for 50 minutes, did you?
>>573051187Why three weeks?
Calandagan is running in about an hour
>>573051007Haven't got anymore, sorry
>>573051332how so? global quota must be way higher than jp/kr, so it's a no-brainer to fast-track implementing the QoL updates that drove back up the player count for those two serversmy guess is that we're actually barely towing the line before EoS, and if we don't see a siginificant increase in player count during GL, we might not even reach the Anni 2
>>573050498I dont think f2ps can compete anymore when autoplay is out. This sprint CM will be my last CM
Never did a parent run before.So I just do URA and do a bunch of G1 races?
>>573051564>source: my ass
>>573051681yeah, your uma enjoyed it a lot last nighthave a problem?
>>573051675You run any G1 you can
>>573051760scatjeet please
OLDFEVRE HOME
>>573051594the autoplay will bring back casuals so there will be less seal clubbing, because there will be more seals than clubbers
>>573050591umama v uma&co mambo
>>573051876hayashi bricked mambocchi
What the fuck I didn't even realize I'm already 1M. I'm just playing normally and enjoying the update
>>573051332I've been waiting for this shit for months now, it's not just MANT there's literally no business reason to delay QoL features, especially the padi ones. Imagine how much more money they could make with all those paypiggies giving them monthly revenue
>>573051876CUMA Ralkos Aelred Ra Totopo Ryanxwonbin
>need Tenna spring sashes to upgrade Goldship>clubmates asking for sashes>don’t want to become part of the problem>still 20+ runs awayAaaaaaaa
>>573051496
Is GL gonna feel as good as Unity or are we back to TB-like hell?
>>573051594auto literally helps timmies who don't have the autism to parent farm actual careers thoughever
>>573052057ni
>>573051969ALIVE GAME
Stego cute.
>my old filters specifically formatted and made to filter the scatjeet is working again What did you fags do to trigger him and make him come back? Is it the QoL update?
>>573052078it's not gonna be as good as current unity, it's gonna be like OG unity except instead of riko ruining your run at the very end your run gets ruined at the very beginning
global is the cooler umarican tracen academy with sex drugs and ROCK N ROLL
>>573052147>sweep cosplay
Laurel how.
>>573052078It's the 2nd worst scenario, so don't get your hopes up
>don't have Riko in my deck>multiple mood downs>"damn i need her">put Riko in my deck>just one mood down
suck my cock /umajp/slurp my semen down your throat
>>573052372maybe recoveries? doesn't her ult use up a lot of her stam?
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>>573052237The update brought back even the worst posters from the dead
>>573052372out of respect to makween and rice
>>573052237Who?
>>573052105>>573051860Busy / Lazy paypigs will luckshit their way with good parents.F2P who doesnt play the game will be near the same parent level as hardcore f2p after a few months
Great even the filterfags are back
sekkusu?
>>573052372Big Clock trying to get you to waste yours
>>573052410just click on recreation stamina is useless this CM
I did not fast this week and it was nice eating whatever the fuck I wanted. Steak, Jolibees, Inn n Out, ramen, cheesecake, thai spicy fried rice.But I'm going back tomorrow. Wanted to let you all know. Thanks for reading.
me when i filter my coffee or something idk
>>573052237your mother is a scatjeet who eats shit every day
>>573052654You are welcome
>>573052654>>573052654stop eating that overrated flipshit piece of shit junk foodjust go for the superior american ones
>>573052475keb.......................
>>573052237The scatjeet and the antiJP schizo are the same person and it was already recealed he's a falseflagging JP player mad at Global. So yeah, the QoL probably pissed him off.
narita airport sex
>>573052764>stop eating that overrated flipshit piece of shit junk foodThere is no better fried chicken. The spicy chicken actually is juicy and has a kick to them, and the gravy is heaven.>just go for the superior american onesPopeyes is fucking dogshit dude I will never understand people who hype it. KFC is decent when you want grease and makes you feel lethargic and ill afterwards.
how does the auto mode work with dailies? do you still sneed a single manual run a day or does the auto handle that too?
>>573052829What about shit glubbo and gunga? I thought gleeb was involved with the February Incident* but that was a falseflag by the CIA. Probably a /uma/ club poaching incident though
>>573052594>these two sluts had their virginities taken way before they meet their torenaohnonononon, kitafags, diafags, don't look!!!
is there a flowchart parent making guide for retards anywhere? I'm not reading/watching some trannys 200 page google doc/30 minute video
>>573052941Those were all V
JP vs Global fans farmed
>>573052826let's not get too carried away here, you're asking for a miracle...
>>573052954youre suppose to get the one ura stamina skill on your parents but the scenario is so cancerous to hit SS i stopped doing it
>>573053012I fucking knew it, stay (V)igilent everyone
>Ran 7 Spe>Zero sprint proced>42% in ChronoFucking bullshit
>>573052898Auto also handles it.
>>573053015It's not a fair comparison. All 30 members have legal bots while our bot clubs are carried by 5 people minimum.
>>573042092First rate club Basashi (850734315) has room for 2 more members. We're pretty chill with no club drama. We may or may not hit A someday, but we'll always be first rate, and you'll never have to worry about doing fan runs.If you're interested, send a join request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your description or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.
>>573053015So Global Uma bans botters and JP Uma doesn't? JP really keeps losing, I never saw a gacha that cares about Global so much more than their domestic market
>>573051006>shichi-tierFor pity's sakes, talk like a human.
im starting to think turbo sprint is dog shit bros
>>573053012That's not true, gunga was eventually revealed through IP logs to be a time traveler and it was very clear from analysis of his/her writing that he/she came from a time at least 600 years in the future which is at least 20 years after V will have died
>>573053125Can you invite me my waifu is King 473563368824
>>573053217my bad, i thought it would have been clear bc being pretty is shichi's gimimick
>>573053230Shut up V
>>573053205good bait
>>573052614But Riko gives more energy than the normal recreation + it's guaranteed
>>573053341I'm not V I'm E
>>573053218Bakushin is for frontsBiko is for pace late ends
>>573053230Does that mean gunga was also in uma&co after its founder died? Would they have known about the umama & V induction event that gleeb's son revealed in 2278?It's all making more sense now
How???
>>573053015>quota: 200 million per month
not playing MANT is fun
>>573053459my wife presenting my daughter to the principal
hello when is the auto play update? i want to start doing dailies again
>>5730535952 more weeks
Why did you not start looping restraint/racing spirit stamina already?
>>5730535952-3 weeks
>>5730535952-3 more weeks
>>573053439By playing some other game in which that is possible
>>573053015>Eden as the lowest of lows of seatard player>Still can't do SHIT against autistic japanese/chinese
>>573053651I did.I don't understand why racing spirit stam is good though. Since a week ago everyone was talking about how hard it's gonna be to get Stamina in GL
>>573053651>startSureSucceeding is a different matter
I'm confused, Witgod told me you can't get the + sparks from inspiration outside of its scenario, but this is a URA run
>>573053439Well that Laurel update put in work. I wish there were better End cards for Journey because I have to rely entirely on inheritances from older end cards.
>>573053845>listening to sloptubers
>>573053845Have you considered not listening to a retard that can barely speak English for advice?
>>573053909let me guess, the seatard that is a MEDICAL SCHOOL DROPOUT IN FAVOR OF BEING A YOUTUBER isnt a sloptuber?
>>573053845Yeah, I did think that seemed silly, thanks for double checking that
>>573053809Racing spirit stamina is a stronger homestretch haste that drains your stam
>>573053986let me guess, the MEDICAL SCHOOL DROPOUT THAT LEFT SCHOOL IN A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY IN FAVOR OF BEING A YOUTUBER speaks better english, which means he has the better advice?
>NHK mile cupNASTY HORSE KOCK MILE CUP>CBC shoCUMTASTIC BIG COCK SHO>JBC sprintJUICY BLACK COCK SPRINT>american JCCAMERICAN JUICY COCK CAROUSEL
>>573053991Who are you even talking about?
So. How many of you reading careers of their horses for the first time, despite doing like dozens of runs with them in MANTBlazer?
BITCH, YOUR KATSURAGI ACE?!?!?!??!
I was #1 fan earner last month but it's 5 days into July and danchou still hasn't acknowledged my achievement
>>573054095Yes I know but everyone said that it will be difficult to get enough Stamina in GL so losing more than a white recovery worth of Stam for a speedboost does not seem viable outside of Sprint and Mile
>>573053845Stop watching that shitter. He gives out bad advices for f2ps and whales alike
>>573054145curren would say all this
>>573054213*looks through the seasons characters*Katsuragi WHO!?
>>573053991>>573054096
>>573053845Told you to only listen to Charles
>>573054208>reading for the first timeI always ran through unity for the newly acquired umas i wanted to run during MANT.that means I started with A+ Dia, Biwa, Bourbon, and Rudolf in the last 3 months before running them properly through MANT
so if I want to eventually make good parents should I be starting in URA for the racing spirit skills, Unity for the ignited spirit skills, or MANT hell for lots of sp?sorry if already been asked
>>573054303I'll have you know I only listen to Birb
>>573054251 >>573054303Let me guess, the THIRD WORLD MEDICAL SCHOOL DROPOUT is smarter than the NATIVE JAPANESE
>>573053845the + sparks can always be hit as inspirations to be able to buy that skill, but won't be able to be passed on as a white spark on the uma you're running. I think you can still pass on the regular non plus spark version but it's counted as a separate skill for inspiration purposes so any +s mean you miss out on 3-10% chance to hit it on the next uma
>>573054381looks like someone is having a melty here
>>573054213>if you run against the same horse twice then that's your rivalanon...
>sloptuber this>sloptuber thatfaggots. my main source of gameplay advice is /our/ resident oguriposter
Herro forru Chanme we wwirru be use Pacu promotu Pasa. Is veri goodu
>>573054353I feel like Ura and Unity are supposed to be grandparents and Mant is for parents but maybe I’m a retard
>train king for the first time in months>1st, failed training, 3rd, failed training, 4th, 2ndepic truly epic I hate training her so damn much
I just realized Brian might be better if you already have a gold recovery in your kit
>>573054501This is the first time I audibly laughed at a post here in weeks
>you're coming to germany>you're coming to irelandAny more of these?
>faggot friend in vc wont shut up about how MANT is still better for parents >total fans this month 900k
>>573054591A big if, but yes
>>573054474>dia and kita raced twice>teio and mcqueen raced once
>>573053845>You can get + as a spark only in URA>You can get normal version as a spark in any scenario>Those are considered different skin for the sake of %increase in lineagesIt's just parent autism. You know how if you have a parent with a spark you have 1.1x chance to inherit it and it stacks with other skills? + version doesn't count for that, that's what witgod was talking about.
>>573054208I'm reading Rudolph's one since i got her pretty late game
>>573054501lmao
>>573054436I mean it makes no difference anyway since ura parents will always be GP to the real parent you load up with unity skills in, well, unity
>>573054249type "Danchou please notice me and compliment my fan gain" and you'll get a headpat in chat
>>573054635>you're cumming
>>573054591time to train spe-chud
>>573054661Congratulations on finding out that both of those "rivalries" are exaggerated in Umamusume
>People laughed at his groundwork pacers>Now everyone uses groundwork on paces
>>573054657Rape him
>>573054635>hey hey torecchi! let's live in dubai together!
>>573054501You make fun of him but every time a Pasa got the pace promote in the many mile CMs back in Unity she would win
>>573054591Except everyone already has creek and i'm not wasting a borrow slot on a stam card other than Kris S
>>573054635>You're coming to a lefty shit hole>You're coming to a lefty shit holeSensing a pattern here>>573054849>You're coming to a...uhhhWhat IS dubai really? They HATE woman, which can be based I suppose. Just not if anyone you know and love is female, including family.
>>573054208I like to do a URA run of a character before I do them in Unity/MANT. I WILL forget what happens in the URA career, but at least I can use it as a gauge if I like the character enough for them to stick around
>>573054923>everyone already has creekGood luck getting both Fine Motion and Creek unless you are a luckshitter (or a whale)
>>573054849
>>573054208I... Skip most career stories...
>>573054635>you're coming in Hokkaido
>>573055148
I love Curren Chan's umanko so fucking much
>>573055241post that spe doujin panel
>>573055279999 other people say this
>>573055187I hate this image of Curren like you wouldn't believe
I have come to realize I am quite fortunate to have had all my SSR event chains finishing in unity huh, I guess I will stop farming aces and take these even if not S sprint.Is there any decent guide on how to make parents for GL? I read somewhere you first go URA for grandparents then mant for the parent or something like that but I am lost, I am thinking of trying to make a generic power/stamina parent with turf sparks and borrow the distance one since I don't really want to spend years on this.
>>573055187>>573055279whore. slut. cumdumpster. town bike. city bike. country bike. cloutchasing bitch. blueball tease. used-up onahole.
>>573055326Curren isn't a loose slut
>>573055278
>>573055408you forgot wife
reminder that teio breaks her legs at a rate of 1 fracture per 3 episodes
>>573055415I hope curren chan is a loose slut, I'm onto that
>>573055442
buebuebue is better
I don't have soundposts on and I don't know anything about umas not in the game
>>573055605
>>573055604What kind of swarthy third-world ESL made this meme?
> Running MANT for quest> Throne gets "fixed"> It no lasts 2 turns instead of 3-4 like beforeI suspect they fucked up
Curren being a massive slut is a turn on...
>>573055746>>573055605>>573055442>>573055278>>573055148This is abuse.
>>573055817This is NTR.
>>573055746
I miss CUMA
>>573055817based, I need a full doujin
>>573055896...
>>573055965he's not in... you know... there?
>>573055894
>>573055817Curren NTR after marriage
>>573055784stfu curren we know you post on umachan
>>573055876Thats Curren ChanThis is NTR
>>573056009No, it's almost been a full year
>>573051472is it the next race?
I want to suck on every /uma/ cock in all of existence.
>mein fuhrer ve has gotten ze sprint S and blitzlearner but ve lack midden race>nein... das ist fein... fraulein Fein Motion vill give us Schnell Stern ja>...>mein fuhrer... fraulein Fein... fraulein Fein verbotenmasened...
>>573056254sex
no horny
>>573056189>NTR artist
I am on Team Falco
>>573056409This cracks me up every time
>>573056291YWNBAW
https://litter.catbox.moe/0nxy57.mp4
This is King Halo! Say something mean about her!
>>573056189Sauce me up on this slopla
>>573056637she has a fat kaboose (canon)
>>573056637kingu is a first-rate jno, I can't do it
>>573056613>shit family and ugly tomboyKill yourself
>>573056613>didn't wait for the guitar to finishfail
stop altering my brain chemistry anons
>>573056637I like her mother more
Neat.
Neat
>>573056637I tried but I can't possibly talk shit about my own wife
https://jiggie.fun/TOKrXAhttps://jiggie.fun/TOKrXA
>>573056637kingu needs to take a shower because she looks better without clothes on
>>573056751Give up on the career, she's cheating on you with a female trainer.
>all purple bubbles have either fallen on guts or staminaI forgot how terrible aoharu could get
>>573056846What if I am the female trainer
>>573056815join please
>>573056534sex
>>573056417https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11715184
>>573056637King Halo is so pretty and precious that i could never say something bad to her.
>>573056637I wouldn't talk shit about one of my wives
>>573056783
>>573056901Join the 41%
That didn't work out. New plan.This is Matikanefukukitaru! Say something mean about her!
The HOG killer...
>completely burnt out about a month ago after playing non-stop since release>see there's an update>updated scenariosso i never have to do MANTblazer again if i don't want to?
>>573056276Sorry I was making food, yeah it was, Calandagan won, but it was close
>>573057198yeap I was watchinghe was last the whole race, end closer kino
>>573057132She ruined Mambo
>>573057174There's no reason to do MANT other than hyper optimised parent farming
>>573056637tried, nothing worked
>>573057169>single target debuffLolLmao
>>573057169>girl (1)2nd Hog will take her place
>>5730571327 and you don't need to do that!
>>573057132Rub her umanko for good luck
Not being able to clock optional races is so depressing man
>>573057245Mambocchi...
>>573057132i had worse careers than king halo with this gremlinthankfully i don't have to play her anymore since i have an actual stable
>>573057132Fukuposters are some of the most annoying ones so I find her annoying by association
>>573057330Why is she so retarded?
>>573057132Context: They are talking about how they just like having her around, even though her rituals don't work and her fortunes don't come true
>>573057457this
>>573054234falco sloppy kisses
>>573057169how do you get this skill?
>shiraoki is real>but gives fuku wrong predictions 99% of the time just because she likes to shit on her
my phone does not have the space for the update
>>573057613Clean your phone
>>573057613delete your nudes
>>573057613Can you just add an SD card or something
>>573057708Send them to me first, though
>>573057613stop being poordelete your pornput your memories onto your PC insteadstop being poor
>>573057568By doing dirt races in mant :)
>>573057613you guys got games on your phone???
>>573057613repair data
seeeeeeeeeeeeex
>>573057613Do repair data in title screen then install the update
>>573057857but it's a gold skill anon, how does that work? Either way I will do it when it releases since I dont think you get gold skill hints right now, seems like a very strong debuff either way
>>573057907>woke shit>aislop
no shoes for you, bitch
This is Kawakami Princess. You don't have to say anything about her.
I hate women. Give me an uma wife.
>>573057907this is hilarious>>573057970yo chill anon. have a good morning
>>573058142stay gold
>>573058105>girlboss uma
Doto looking as healthy as ever!
sexx
>>573058074>I was able to donate to everybody at the clubfuhuhuhu the good guys win again
shakky.... watch your dinner...
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Gentil cute.
>>573058398we gamba
>>573058274>>>/an/
>833kSTOP PLAYING THE GAME
tanbo tanboomachi tanbo
First 3* guts ever since I played on day 1
>>573057907the queen of the umazons....
>>573058274DOTO NEEDS BRACES
>>573058423>raped by a gorilla Why?
MARVELOUS
>>573058438
fat pig
>>573058502DENTAL PLAN
Did 5 TT matches and got 0 daily shops award
>>573057613How big is the update?
>>573058313rape
we are so fucking back
>>573058698now watch this
Another day, another mant run
>>573058698Thronebwo...
>>573058546>normie umaKill yourself
What's threesome with Nice Nature and Matikanetannhauser like
>>573058582aa big as my dick in nanometers
>>573058582as big as the game itselfin fact anon could solve his issue by simply uninstalling then reinstalling
>>573058698i got 30 and 30
Where are all the cute anons?
>>573058752>>573058698Nattiebros, we are going strong
>>573042092Join HaytherePlease put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>573058567Lovey dovey hand-holding sex with this fat pig.
>do daily races>0 daily sales triggered
Time for the coinflip that decides whether I nuke the run or not.
>>573059013Fuck off
>>573059024Tazuna fucking hates you
>>573059040Neat.
>>573059013Based Tachy Love club
>>573059230>reddit uma
I don't care anymore danchou I'm gonna be playing dogshit league all day and you can't even touch me cause I'm the top earner
>>573058794I see four frauds.
>>573059341oguri isnt that fat
>>573059274I love my redditor wife
>>573058815machitan watches while neicha hogs you all to herslef with clingy, sweaty nakadashi sex
>>573059040With how crazy the stats can get in the future do the races look any different visually?
bwos...A+ clubs are slowly sinking without nuSweepy's helpwhat can we do to save them?
How does he keep getting away with it
>>573048020Why is mambo sitting on shinji
>>573059330please do ANYTHING except play l*gue that game is genuinely evil
>>573059541wanna make out and see if it helps
>>573059541You could start by giving me a kiss.
>>573059530For career races you just blow past them no matter what and you are so far ahead you don't even see the other racers anymore. Like you beat the race before they even get to the final spurt. For matching stats, no.
>>573059541We dont want any help from the so called (((/uma/ club))), just so we are clear.
>>573059541steal their top earners obviously
>>573058945All my friend points dried up once everyone got Kitasan BlackI should have whored out my ID in the threads and on twitter, I probably could have gotten way more
oh, the Helios x Palmer team still exists, I thought it was replaced with the Ruby x Helios team
>>573057970>COLONIZATION>WOKELMAO CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP>aislop>WOKETHEY HATE AI THO
>>573059762Cuteseki
3 shops from daily races award
>>573059570don't mess up with danchou kitten
>>573060049english situation ASMR never really hits as hard as japanese ones
soon
Man events literally do not finish in Unity, I didn't even complete a single chain in an entire career
>>573060171
>>573059613>>573059624
>>573060320
imagine Shakur trying to post here and seeing some fucker avatarfag with Finemo
holy
>>573060421yeah me whats she gonna do about it huh
>>573060421a certain someone has this site blacklisted on shakur's pc because of what we say about doto
>>573060421Shakur would avatarfag as Shakur
>>573060507
hmmm
>>573060435wait until you learn about the mystical *** carats
>>573056637I wanna bone her while she wears a paper bag with a picture of her mom’s face taped to it
shes a brick if she doesnt have angling+capped speed+pow isnt she>tfw don't have seinsky to parent
how does she do that?
>>573060730that's a man
how high can it go?
Bobo daily race when?I need her default outfit
>>573061117it'll probably get to 850k before GL
I need that one Nishino Flower image where she's entering the starting gate then cuts to a red flash with a scary face
>>573061178Two weeks, I'm pretty sure these come with part 1 of the anniversary
>>573061262
>not a single card finished chain event awardI now remember why I hated Unity so much
>>573061318>have to choose between bobo or flashdamn
I need that one Curren Bouqet creampie pic can you guys give it to me?
>>573061318*by these I mean the 1.5th anniversary batch
>>5730613183 months until I go to Dusseldorf
>>573061378They really need to accelerate the JP change that makes event chains of cards that started in your deck finish no matter whatjust ended a near-perfect run with fast learner where I never got prof of curvature
agemasend by bakushin 7 times in a row award
>>573061435
>>573061358Awesome, thanks bud
best cards for debuffs anons? trying to get a debuffer made
>>573061378we can't just pretend this wasn't a problem in mantblazer too
I need that one TM Opera pic where she isn't ugly for once. Can you guys give it to me?
The Ope post is bait do not reply
>>573061724
>>573061724https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11712530
>>573061801I want to kiss her 5head
>last pull>got herI LOVE YOU MYQUEEN
Stop the count
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>573061963its joever, anonymous
Are any of these cards good? Imagine getting 4 fuckings SSRs in one pull but 0 marus
>>573061616I'm actually convinced she doesn't give out the gold and that everyone who says otherwise is gaslighting me.
>>573061963I'm in 880k areayou won't get me this week
>>573061963I have to remake at least a few of my team or I will lose retention this week
What would you borrow with this URA deck?
>>573062094I actually had the reverse where she gave out the gold so consistently (like 6-7 times in a row) I had to check whether or not it's an agemasen cardof course, it stopped doing so once I started doing ace runs
>>573062073not at 0LB
>>573062312I should just kms then...
Ogurin can easily deepthroat with no gag reflex
Retain this *unsheathes nuts*
Can i get a sprint spark with those skills? Let's check!
>>573058461>getting this right after on first ace runHuh I guess I got 6*pow 3*guts 6*gw parent now
>>573062281>she can give you the gold, but only on non-ace runsI take it back, I can believe this gaslight.
>>573062073you can use 0lb curren in parent runs for pto i guess
Mun!
>want to build runaway suzuka for the sprint CM>because I am basically not touching stamina I can't maintain my winstreakAnyone got any advice? I wish you could clock races that you don't win like in MANT....
>>573062453>pwr>sprint>uma stan>some random late skillsNo leap forward but i'll take it, no more MANT for me (unless i decide to make Brian ace in there instead of unity...)
