Pre-Kortz Center Heist WarmupPC Crew - https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/no_fun_aliowed_vg/PS4 Crew - https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4/To join, you have to:>Set profile to public>Open friends list>Go to the crew page and request to join>Drop your name here>New Players Guide:https://leo3418.github.io/collections/gta-online-guides>Vehicle Testing Videos:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLx_tHjuVuRODxrNcTCbJ4VOB5FHxBzGgx>Vehicle informationhttps://gtacars.net/>Custom crew colors hex codeshttps://gtacolors.com/>Interactive maphttps://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map>Map with aircraft spawns and street dealershttps://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map/ls/dusojwwckst98g>Fix car plate bughttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/507351780/#507956729>How to get infinitely re-spawning ammohttps://youtu.be/CgYG6JyMHE8 [Embed]>Cover archivehttps://gtag-covers.neocities.org/Previous Thread: >>572650110
Fuck Anime
fuck people starting arguments out of nothing
Log in reward• The Lady Liberty Bucket HatNew:Fine Art Collector Program (available until July 13):• Log in and you will be rewarded with GTA$500,000 within 72 hours and you’ll also receive the Benefactor Turreted Limo (Sedan) from Warstock Cache & Carry• Complete any Heist to be rewarded with GTA$1,000,000 within 72 hours, plus the NOOSE OutfitMansion ownersLog in between now and July 13 to receive the following items / bonuses when The Kortz Center Heist releases:• GTA$1,000,000 discount on the Art Studio upgrade• A free Annihilator Stealth (Helicopter) to claim from Warstock Cache & Carry• Unique Mansion Sculpture• Unique, high-value painting to steal in The Kortz Center HeistBonuses:2x GTA$ & RP• Bunker Sell Missions• Ammu-Nation Contract Missions• Running Back (Remix)3x GTA$ & RP• Stunt Race Series4x GTA$• FIB Priority FileBunker Bonuses• 2X Bunker Research Speed• 2X GTA$, RP, and Research Progress on Bunker Research Missions (Agent 14)Additional bonuses/rewards• Guaranteed Independence Day items from Business BattlesSalvage Yard Robbery TargetsJuly 2nd–8th• The McTony Robbery: Grotti Itali RSX (Top)• The Duggan Robbery: Classique Broadway (Mid)• The Cargo Ship Robbery: Vapid Ellie (Standard)July 9–13th• The Gangbanger Robbery: Grotti Turismo Omaggio (Top)• The Podium Robbery: Übermacht Cypher (Mid)• The Duggan Robbery: Willard Eudora (Standard)Weekly Challenge:• Finish 3 Bunker Research missions and be rewarded with the Blue Jock Cranley Jumpsuit and GTA$100,000 (July 2nd - 8th)• Win in 2 Races and be rewarded with the Blue Jock Cranley Jumpsuit and GTA$100,000 (July 9th-13th)Premium Race:• Muscle In (Muscle) (July 2nd - 13th)HSW Time Trial:• North Chumash to Palomino Highlands (July 2nd - 8th)• East Vinewood to Vespucci Beach (July 9th-13th)Time Trial:• Lake Vinewood Estates (July 2nd - 8th)• El Burro Heights (July 9th-13th)
Henlo peepole
>>573070719FIB Priority File:• The Project Breakaway File (July 2nd - 8th)• The Fine Art File (July 9th-13th)The Premium Deluxe Motorsport vehicles are as follows:• Bravado Banshee GTS• Übermacht Niobe• Pegassi Torero XO• Grotti X80 Proto• Declasse Vigero ZXLuxury Autos:• Übermacht Sentinel GTS• Vapid FMJ MK VLucky Wheel:• Ocelot JugularPrize Ride:• Win in the LS Car Meet Series races for 2 consecutive days to win the Lampadati Viseris.Premium Test Ride:• Principe Deveste EightTest Rides:• Grotti LSCM Cheetah Classic• Penaud La Coureuse• Obey 10FFREE:• LagoZancudoBunker• High-End Garages70% off:• Mammoth Avenger• B-11 Strikeforce• RO-86 Alkonost• RM-10Bombushka• Buckingham Luxor• Mobile Operations Center• BenefactorTerrorbyte60% off:• Agencies & Upgrades and Modifications• Hangars & Upgrades and Modifications• DeclasseScramjet• ImponteDeluxo• PegassiTezeract• Överflöd Zeno• ProgenEmerus• GrottiFuria• Grotti X80 Proto• Grotti Stinger TT50% off:• Mammoth F-160 Raiju• JoBuiltP-996 LAZER• Eberhard Titan 250 D• Mammoth Hydra• Buckingham Pyro• V-65Molotok• Pegassi Toreador• Pegassi WeaponizedIgnus• Pegassi Oppressor• TM-02Khanjali• Coil Rocket Voltic• Benefactor Krieger• ImponteRuiner 2000• HVY Barrage• VomFeuer Anti-Aircraft Trailer• Bravado Half-Track•DeclasseWeaponized Tampa• ÜbermachtSentinel GTS• Vapid FMJ MK V• Bravado Banshee GTS• ÜbermachtNiobe• Pegassi Torero XO• Buffalo STX• Ignus• Shinobi•VigeroZX• LaCoureuse• Buffalo EVX• Police Bike• Calico GTF• Dinka LSCM Jester RR• Pfister Growler• GallivanterBaller ST-D• LSCM Cheetah Classic• Obey 10F40% off:• Other Bunkers• Bunker Upgrades and Modifications• Independence Day Returning ContentGun Van Discounts30% off for GTA+ Members• Railgun40% off:• Heavy RifleFREE:• Firework Launcher and Firework Ammo• Musket
>>573070948>• The Fine Art File (July 9th-13th)I should
>>573070948how long did anyone fly the discounted military aircraft before putting them into storage forever?
>>573071918>fly them BEFORE putting them in storage for everHeh
>>573067992Thanks :)>>573070904sup>>573070160yeah>>573071918>>573072212lmao I didn't even check out the alkaseltzer yet
>>573063891>>573072737serious business look with that haircut and outfit, I like it
Fucking finally
>>573074218Darkviper would be proud
>>573070948I did buy the Sentinel GTS and like it, I don't think I already had one. I should probably buy another for >>573072737
>>573073596Thanks. Yours always look pretty "organic". I'm going to sell the bunker a lot (also I noticed today delivering the bunker leftovers is double too, 100k), and try to make back some of the money I spent.
>>573074784Think I got the colour right? Close?
>>573076690
>>573076882
>>573074784Aww thank you. It fits you really well too and the turtleneck is great with that coat.
>>573077073>>573077106It's another case of the character wearing what I wear in real life (except replace the leather pants with jeans and regular boots lol)
>>573077301I think I got it pretty close where it looks kind of silvery pinkish in the shade/dark/cloudy and tan/gold in bright sun
J, Br0, DFC, do you think we can pull a Pakistan today? I'll be good to go in about 4 hours but Br0 us in Yuro timezone so it might be too late for himI can be free sooner if needed
>>573077504I think the base colour of mine is a bit darker
cooked some new pics
how long does the yoga boost last?
>>573079073You can do yoga in online?
>>573079073until you switch sessions
>>573079187i think it was added with mansion update
>>573079204
>>573079073>If the player's Stamina is maxed out, performing a complete Yoga session grant a temporary 15% speed boost to running and swimming that lasts for 48 minutes. The temporary boost is cancelled when switching Sessions or starting a Job.
>>573077301>It's another case of the character wearing what I wear in real life (except replace the leather pants with jeans and regular boots lol)I am just missing the heeled boots from that pic>>573078986>>573079204>>573079637nice new pics, hope you are doing fine. Please don't stare deeply into my soul again.>>573079313yes came with the mansion update, you can do yoga on the roof of one of them
>>573079073>>573079187Yeah, it's on the roof of the mansion
>>573079778>hope you're doing fineThe pesticides got me now my balls are filled with microplastics
>>573079919previous pictures to the vomit
>>573080129
>>573079778I'm glad I bought the right one, the obviously right one which is near the beach and the vineyard. I'll still probably end up buying the other two.
>>573080129>>573080327>>573080541>anon passed out from liver failure and woke up as Captain USA
ok, here's a list of my delisted vehicles-lcc avarus-lcc innovation-western rat bike-vapid riata-vapid hustler-enus stafford-canis kalahari-invertero coquette-bf biftaanyone interested in buying them on pc enhanced just add J191111
>>573080504Plus I noticed the cliff outside the Tongva mansion is a great location to take screenshots of cars.
>>573080541https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA0ErsUApAU
>>573080819
>>573079778Super fucking hot <3
>>573080819https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I_J_Ug4sCw
>>573081008>>573081285Personally I think Rockstar should have put it all in either on heists or regular crime stuff not both.
>>573081497
>>573081707
>>573080728This has always been one of my favourite cars, even from GTAIV
>>573079919Good luck suing big pharma for that.>>573080504>>573080728Yes the cliffs make a great scenery especially with the sun setting over the ocean as a backdrop.>>573080541You look sad here :(>>573081158Thank you :)
>>573081979
>>573081915
>>573082137
>>573082201
And the next set is for all the Primo Custom bros.
>>573082954
Replaying the ending of rdr2 on my ps5 and I just fucking noticed during one of the final cutscenes where they show where the gang ended up, right before they show Pearson, the shot of the street with the dog and two people riding by is in 60fps
>>573083159https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjHV1PUCcC0
>>573083671
>>573082954>>573083159The green and gold looks great, my XA21 is green and white. I need to get more primo and primo custom pics
>>573084204
>>573084395
>>573084204Might eventually get more in other colors like purple for either Ballas or Saints Row scheme.
>>573084579
>>573084946I think I have a second one kicking around somewhere that I haven't really customized yet. This one started out looking more like how it is now, but I must have got really high one night and decided to "modernize" it, but today I'm smoking weed and drinking wine, and it looked like shit, so I fixed it.
>>573085169
>>573085169I prefer to keep them classy and stock but I would be lying if i didn't want to have a real good looking lowrider.
>>573069875any glitches or jobs that can reduce traffic and/or npc spawns in freemode? asking for a friendpic unrelated
>>573086762They fix those pretty fast. I miss the no cops one for solo lobbies.
>>573085729
Do I have to wait until Wednesday evening EU time for Kortz teaser trailers?
>>573085729I have a ton of lowriders, I think most of them look pretty clean except for a couple that are more for fun.
>>573090916I'm listening to this pretty loud right now. I like wine.
>>573091091Listening to what?
>>573087737you might get a random trailer on tuesday or later or only a day before the update comes out
>>573094715aight, sounds like classic rockstar. I believe this, even if it sucks
How much is this art studio going to cost if they're promising a $1million discount to mansion owner?
>>573095217like 2-3 milly
I hope that in-game activities in 6 like the shooting range and basketball (if it's in the game) and stuff don't require you to enter an entire loading screen to launch it like a mission. I'd prefer it be like San Andreas where I can just park somewhere and pick up the basketball and start shooting hoops, then leave when I want. I don't want to have to take 1-2 minutes to go through a bunch of loading screens.I just want to wander around and stop to do things I find interesting whenever I want without having to go through setup screens
>>573092393I forget lmao, this now though https://open.spotify.com/track/30HCB1FoE77IfGRyNv4eFq?si=14cbeff775ff43a7
>>573100996I noticed that this new ingot I stole has an extra piece of grey body kit on the bottom I think
>>573101574does this one have it? maybe I'm just really baked
>>573101752it does have it, idk why I didn't notice it until I was on my female character. maybe she's just more of a bitch.
I haven't played in ages; does the Cayo Perico disconnect-reset still work?
I'm still mad as hell that in GTA 6 they're giving you a stainer as a haha remember vice City, when that car wasn't even in the game
>>573105048Would it be better for them to have called it the oceanic?
VIP transport
>>573105623Yes. Maybe even make it look more like one too. But I might be asking for too much on that one
>>573105919
>>573106035They’ll probably add in an actual oceanic layer on with dlc, i think a lot of people want it too
>>573106090the rope is invisible on the editor, thanks cockstar
I was delivering this auto shop car and it got me thinking. Do any of you own a car that you customized and added any stickerbomb parts on it?
>>573107509i have a futo
>>573107509i used to. but got sick of the look
>>573107509No but I have that little Asian utility truck with the spray paint on it.
>>573107509full stickerbomb panto
>>573107509No, I don't think it fits with any of the vehicles I have aesthetically.
I basically told my parents that they have my permission to kill each other since I'm 38 years old and they've never driven a car and don't own a house, and I'm tired of preventing them from killing each other and also why waste energy preventing losers who CANT EVEN DRIVE A CAR from killing each other? maybe the reason I live off government retard money and cryptocurrency is to prove to my parents that they're retards and I hate them? maybe that's why I do half my dad's coke whenever he buys it, and then I buy pink cars on grand theft auto?
>>573118376Drugs are for losers
>>573118376exterminate all boomers, boomers are the generational jew.
>>573118531>I specifically never said I wasn't also garbage
>>573118698>573118698imagine if I had some kid, and he was like "my dad is a faggot who is 38 years old and his greatest accomplishment is owning 900 cars on grand theft auto" he would be totally in the right to want to kill me for being a faggot, but also I specifically didn't have a kid on purpose except for the illegitimate kids who havent looked me up yet to say "you were a loser dad and you should kill yourself for ruining my life" and I would apologize to my daughter for having to go into porn because her mom is a gold digger and a succubus, and then I would honorably kill myself, while my dad tries to blame ME for my mom cheating on him, how is it my fault when I'm not the one with the only 6.7" dick?
>>573119295
>>573119295https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXwRgnZ990I
Do any of you want to host the short trip missions for me in like 11 hours so I can get another gold plaque?
>>573105048okthe stanier is a crown vic/ltdthis thing inyour screenshot is a temu 1956 crown vicbut it doesn't have the glass roofso I forget whjy I was replying to you
>>573119976some faggot killed me and destroyed my acid bike while blondie was doing the other deliveries, i followed him with my Tampa all to Zancudo he stole a laser, tried to dive me with the machineguns and missed every shot, cherry on top i hit him with the railgun basically as he was flying almost above my head and he immediately disconnected.Rape griefers into leaving the session it's your MORAL obligation.
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>>573126074
>>573136829
>>573120691I'd love to, but I won't be back home until 14 hours from now
a disaster
When do we get that stealth helicopter? I've done the requirements 10 days ago.
Another one in the books.
>>573147515I'm not sure what I'm looking at. What was the reward for completing this?
>>573147915A Youga with a custom paintjob and no customization options after trying to deliver it to Benny's and checking it on my auto shop.Also spent all my money on an avenger and it's upgrades and we tried to do a contract for Franklin in it to fuck around, nobody can use the weapons during the mission.My honest reaction to the fruits of my labor.
Don't think I posted this one yet, if I did, sorry.>>573145120>Log in between now and July 13 to receive the following items / bonuses when The Kortz Center Heist releasesNext week at the earliest.>>573117357Moshi moshi>>573136829The patriot outfit really fits you and there's nothing that screams more America than a minigun.>>573148983No fun allowed, especially not when it could make missions easier.
Man, this game has a LOT of songs just made for the game
Sex>>573150487You mean Sleepwalking?https://youtu.be/Q_5z4n5TZ2Q?si=WeQfLAulJUIjBTpR
>sell ammo>get truck>put on rebel radio>have funthis is peak GTAO, why can't I just always have the truck
There are no 4 player bunker deliveries, right? I might just say fuck it and go full stock this time if I only need 1-2 helpers
>>573150487>>573151170https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_1N1UPtFZQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF7O1q9gs7EIt's a joke Cyberpunk could get Grimes and GTA only focuses on adding more ghetto rap. If VI is full of mumbling tatted up Lil Dipshits, Lean Shawtys, Young Zyns or BoofedXans.. I'm going to start flipping over tables. The fad is over.
>>573154468you can solo pretty much any sale unless somebody decides to fuck your shit up
>>573155117Yeah but I like playing with you guys
>>573154879Truth be told, GTA V haa very little ghetto rap
>drives shit and slow despite cool looks>drowns in 5 inch puddles>nothing personneleach time this is a less than 2 minutes left on the clock clutch
>>573155372https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hyperbole
>>573154468Dune Fav is 4 vehicles on any delivery > 75% full. It's the only one
>>573156023NOhttps://gtaforums.com/topic/907712-bunker-sales-solo-full-stock/
The 2 wedge trailers one is definitely my favorite to solo. Even if a public lobby is sketchy you can usually get there easy with off the radar and ghost org
>>573156351Where am I wrong.> Dune FAV+1 Vehicle Per 25% of Stock/Max 4
For me, it's the free bunker in Palestine bay
>>573156023>>573157901>It's the only oneno
If I get a bad delivery setup I'm supposed to quit out, right? What's the penalty on that?
>>573069708I mean ideally it would be the patriot cover, even if the holiday already passed, just because a theme cover is cooler than random pictures.>>573082137>tummyBless you.>>573136829When you gotta hose down the punchline>>573151170For me its Nine is God.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WOESqlglkI>>573158325Usually about 3 ticks worth of goods.
>>573158090In this link >>573156351 it does say that the Marshall has 4 vehicles, but they're wrong. The Marshall does a max of 3. The Phantom Wedge can carry 50% product so you get a max of 2 delivery vehicles. The Insurgents and the Marshall carry 33% product so you get a max of 3 vehicles, and the Dune Fav carries 25% product with a max of 4 vehicles. I did the 600 steal missions and got the alien tattoo. I've done enough bunker sell missions doing that to know. https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Supplies/Sell_Missions
This thing is hideous
>>573141808Yeah, that should work with me.
>>573158708yes
>>573159412YOU ARE HIDEOUS
>>573160628Once again, please refer to the shirt
>>573160727so you are hideous AND you like to guzzle cum?
>>573160893Well, girlcum. Even had the cancer from it once
Did gta6 need a 2billy budget
>>573161697>fib shotgun mouthwashnice guro
>>573161697>.mp4>MP4it's as if it's a miracle to get more quality in less size with row multithreading and lag-in-frames for smooth video if there was only a non apple format that isn't 20 years old
>>573162301why are you so fucking miserable?
>>573151170https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXLkpwFs8FsI'm starting to have a breakdown
i wish niko would pick up a tube map because i have no idea where i'm going
i know it's you dipshit, nice purple backlinks in your faggy extension, just very poor security on that windows install
>>573153601I want sale missions in VI to be chill and just trucking for a lot of them. There’s no reason to have some hit scanning enemies in v12 sedans chasing after me trying to kill me over some boxes worth 200kI’d rather have a nice 10 minute drive in a phantom with no one chasing me unless they’re other players, and then I hope I don’t appear on the map unless I’m really close to them instead of a giant beacon getting sent out to bait them into killing me for 2k
>>573167043Does anyone have any idea what the fuck you're talking about
being less of an annoying downer faggot with an easy to profile posting style and insecure system would make pretending to be the confused retard way more believable
>>573159412>this is my first super caranon don't be mean
>>573162301I'm glad I don't have to convert every fucking clip I have from mp4 to webm just to post on 4chan. And also to remove audio because god forbid some boards allow audio.
>>573169396ffmpeg -i infile.mp4 -ss 0:03:14.000 -to 0:03:44.000 -b:v 777k -threads 16 -speed 1 -tile-columns 6 -frame-parallel 1 -auto-alt-ref 1 -lag-in-frames 25 -row-mt 1 -filter:v "scale=-1:720" scaled_outfile.webmand that is just muscle memory
>>573167528For Air Freight it makes no sense to send dozens of buzzards to down one Titan. At some point you gotta count your losses.
Still picking up Simeon and quick sell cars when I see them
>the cluckin bell farm raid pays GTA$500,000 and can be done in 45 mins>the weekly FIB file can be around 350k with bonus for 15 mins>given the farm raid being 167k per 15 mins, that is in the range of the low FIB files>Guzman flies again can be done up to 750k in 45 mins, so 250k per 15 minsThe Kortz heist will probably not break that meta either. Given all that, would you want it to be 15 mins, 30 mins or 45 mins long? If you were a playtester in charge of avoiding grinding fatigue.
>>573158417Thank you.>>573172787My biggest fear is that it's limited in a stupid way like the FIB files or the Salvage Yard Robberies. I don't care if it's not meta, I just want to play things when I want and not when Rockstar wants me to.
>>573174378It just got hot in here! I agree about week long cooldowns being garbage. It's the same with Cayo forcing players to wait at least 72 hours or Tequila is forced with a 60% chance. Meanwhile GTA+ paypiggies get 4x money on spammable jobs.
>>573175289Oh no no no no, not the PS2 Fallout game.At least Cayo let's you play again, even if it's for a pay cut, but that's a bad precedent too. Just let me play the game on my own schedule. It's why I gave up on RDO, the cooldowns there completely removed any fun of longer sessions.
>>573172787>would you want it to be 15 mins, 30 mins or 45 mins long?Thirty for me because I think the FIB files are too short. And I don't want to do setups. My absolute wet dream is that I just select my own loadout and kit in a room of the mansion. Consumables like a blowtorch can be bought from the mansion's AI to skip flying to Paleto bay. Probably we can figure out to have someone source a simple propane can for us for $4000.
>>573176341I'm gonna dig out my fallout shots at this rate.
>>573176315>Oh no no no no, not the PS2 Fallout game.Did you horny purchase it like I did? I felt so much buyer's remorse after realising it's crap. But I still yearn for the hottie from the concept art.
>>573176534I didn't have a ps2, so I got spared by that. I horny purchased Guild Wars Factions tho.
>>573175289>Meanwhile GTA+ paypiggies get 4x money on spammable jobs.and I am glad about those 4% of players giving R* 1 million USD per day with their mom's credit cardwe'll get free DLC until Q4 of 2027 / Q1 of 2028 because R* won't let that money well dry up until all platforms have online 2
>>573175289I honestly don't notice a difference with waiting for cayo. I didn't play for a week and got tequila my 1st try, next 2 tries that day on hard were the circlet. During the car weeks a few months back I had to have ran cayo 10 times one weekend on hard and I got the diamond 3 times. I know there is a difference but it doesn't seem to affect me too much.
>>573176743>I horny purchased Guild Wars Factions tho.OOF for me that was Lineage 2.
>>573177302>Fewer than 72 hours from your last FinaleNecklace - 15%, 10% secondary bonusBonds - 15%, 5% secondary bonusDiamond - 10%, no secondary bonus
>>573177494I've only gotten bearer bonds maybe 5 times ever, I've gotten the diamond way more times.
>>573172787i don't care, just let me do it solo
>>573178198the chance is not zero but you most likely waited longer
>>573178531I rarely get the diamond after waiting, most often after waiting I do get tequila. I get the diamond more often on a 2nd or 3rd playthrough during a weekend and usually that's within 6 hours or 8 hours of my last playthrough.
>>573177334all those MMORPGs back then sure rolled out the horny bait hard.
>>573119295Gave me a good laugh. But in all seriousness, take it easy brother.
>>573119295Whilst I don't have such a complex family relation, this feels relatable.>>573179448I hope anon doesn't kill himself either, however...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qvy-V2bavzkSebastian, please kill me. If my gay master doesn't fuck me senseless this week I'll probably submit a sick note to the company I work at and not show up there for some time.
>>573167043Yeah, that's my guy, and this will be the third post I've made in this particular thread, these being the first two>>573120691>>573160350I am genuinely not sure what you're mad about.
>>573180313>I hope anon doesn't kill himself either, however...I hope so too, but I can empathise with his posts. I've probably thrown posts of a similar nature into the void before. Probably just needs to vent. Pray for him.
>>573180313>>573181921Yeah sometimes you just need to release the pressure. Hope he can manage and come back stronger.>If my gay master doesn't fuck me senseless this week I'll probably submit a sick note to the company I work at and not show up there for some time.Iltalo anon is not here to stare, so I am filling in. maybe in more ways than one
>>573181921>Hot coffee stains and second degree burnsWhen it rains it pours. It's been a while since I degraded into actual self-destructive behaviour. It's so much worse when you fully comprehend what you are doing and do it regardless. Also fuck griefers.>>573182167Am I being scolded? I literally call my significant other that way.
>>573182167kek
>>573182480>Am I being scolded?No, I am not good at that at all. I'm just staring into the horny void.
>>573182480One of my favorite skits. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=822KO8dPs0MWorld Peace was really something else.
>>573183014I believe she's shocked by seeing the french flag in the background.
Still seething the Youga only has the base 13 customization options.
>>573183297I never really consciously picked up on it till I just posted it lol. Tried thinking of a joke (failed). Something something >French literature
Shame my machine's graphics in the summer... lul
>>573184932>>573185018Left's got a very sharp chin
>>573185413The perils of masks. Masks make characters look like aliens, and the cutscene hid it, so you got to see the ayyface in all it's glory.
>>573185589Shame because that bitch is hot
>>573185815Still sharp without the ayyface now that I look at it.
It's too damn hot today.
I got lucky today. Someone was tailing me in a Raiju in stealth mode without me noticing. I crash my motorcycle and fall off just as they decloak to attack me. They end up overshooting me because of my crash and in VTOL mode they spin around which gave me just enough time to get up pull out an RPG and shoot him down.
> can't use the interact button when there's a pop up in the top left cornerMarvelous
>>573194687>hop into the game and try to setup a heist for my friends>did you know the doomsday heist planning screen is ready for a replay?>did you know there's a business battle going on?
Would anyone else be down to do Pacific Standard today?
>>573183179>No, I am not good at that at all. I'm just staring into the horny void.Cute! Sleep well <3
Unironically is GTA4 worth playing as 35 year old. I somehow missed it.
>>573196910Based age also any game released before the great sloppening is worth playing.>It's called ''enshittification''. Strengthen publishers and shareholders, weaken beloved media. With remakes this can be done imperceptibly over time
>>573118376>tfw no FSG
>>573195638sure what do you play on?
>>573195638I could, tho I agreed to have the one anon to host short trip for me in a bit.Assuming you were the one I tagged along for casino heist the other day? PC enchanced?
>>573199043It's DFC>>573198592PC Enhanced. Finna log on after eating this big ol' burrito
>>573194687There's a trick for this at least>open phone>go to internet>turn off phoneIt's stupid, but that's what works.
>>573188642Holy fuckThat body of yours is absurd
Man, what is wrong with these fucking people?Just did the Pacific Standard heist, almost got to the boat and a guy dies. Okay, no big deal, we restart, a guy runs up to the bikes and blows them the fuck up. We restart again, someone blows up the bikes again and and two teammates with them...Just why?And before that I had a guy blow up both vans right at the end checkpoint of a mission, just straight up stickied everything and as I was driving up he blew everything up.Is this the kids' idea of fun? Just fucking people over for giggles?
>>573194687>go to bunker>out of supplies>try to use computer>won't sit down>box in top left of screen>ExCeSs WeApOn PaRtS hAvE bEeN lOaDeD lmao!
>>573201118Wasting the time of people is the most common way to troll if friendly fire is off.
>>573201465Is there a way to report this? I'm new-ish to the game so I'm still learning how everything works
Alright bros it's time for the specific standard iced
>>573202176need someone or already got a crew?
>>573202786I am all alone
>>573202786I am also here, just need one more now.
I love when you do auto invite and it invites zero people>You need 4 players for this>It's going to be a cutscene before picking the actual missionLove this game
>>573202786If you'd be our third I'll definitely bring you in for setup 2 and onward
I spawn with a fucking bicycle
I have no idea where the vans are.
Oh, our randos were dumbasses I see what happened
>>573203914Yeah. One locked his car so I couldn't drive and let him navigate, the other drove off, did the objective and then got killed alone.
If anyone else is on PC Enhanced and wants to enjoy the nightmare just hop in the crew lobby
i guess i can play for a little bit, send a crew invite or something
I'm not sure why the game just demanded I pay 200k for ammo when I've been full forever
oh god i'm with the random
That drop from the highway went way more clean that it should have.
i'll bring my half track for the convoy mission
>>573205205Man, I was about to say that.
>>573205205I got my Faggio sport ready
>>573205260i also have a barrage and a technical if you prefer those
inviting for part 2>>573205380>>573205205Hell yeah
>>573205380Barrage is probably the better pick but the half track makes the biggest statement(also imprint in the ground).>>573205494Rockstar code sent my ass to main menu.
Can't seem to invite J1911111111111
maybe hop in the lobby and see if you can get in that way
let me change session
fucking finally
This is why the original heists suck. If they're not in the finale they leave instantly
>>573160350Okay, I'm available now if you're up for it, but I can't host because I haven't done the Dre mission yet
>>573206478Right, that's no good since the host is always Franklin and I need to do them as Lamar. Either way I'm helping dfc with pacific standard right now so maybe some other time.
>>573206806I'll try to get that mission done for tomorrow, then.
i found bluhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXVZyRV_bOg
i'm playing terrible today
Well god damn what the hell happened
>>573207858there is a better route if you get to land on paleto bay
>>573207990I see. I got fucked up by the guy leaving the boat and then running around.
Wow, would be nice if the game had some quick and easy way to send short texts messages like that to each other while playing.
fucking mechanic didnt pick up
near the lodge i was supposed to call my guardian but the stupid mechanic didn't pick up the phone, at least we got there in the end
Thank god the random guy helped me get out of view of the cops there. Invite him again, he seemed sharp.
>>573209257>>573208882I always assumed mechanic doesn't do instanced missions
>>573209325i have called my mechanic before, getting that pick up is part of my strat, speaking of strats let's take the highway during the escape, and don't shoot the cops
I chose hacking just because I wasn't sure if you guys were ready with your fancy death machines
>>573209859I've been keeping my half track on standby since the second setup.
>Platinum for doing nothing That's right baby I'm the greatest
that performance was a bit better on my part, i need to buy armor
How do you guys like my outfit?>>573210513>i need to buy armorSame, only 3 left.
>>573210513Same, I'll invite in a few then
Very strange that I can't invite you guys from the last job, but I can invite you from the crew
which death machine do you want?
>>573210840One of them has 4 guns, but I kind of like the middle one
>>573210840Go with a the barrage and I'll bring the half track, then ditch it when we do the escort using the barrage.
>>573210965you can request the half track on lost city via the interaction menu
Trying and failing to invite J again. Small indie team at Rockstar
>>573211048
>>573211169Just entered a crew session, let''s see if it helped
I blowed up da truck im sorry
maybe the death machines were a mistake
Yeah, the half track cannon will shred the truck if you give it any serious fire.
Holy fucking shitballs I got sniped
>>573212390be ready to drive the truck
>>573212390Yeah, I wondered what even happened there.
that tipover was dangerous, maybe i should lower the suspension or something
Man, I love when you get clean shots of your dudes like this with the big ass blood decals.
>Kicked by Battleyehuh
>>573212942I'll be okay, tis merely a flesh wound
Okay, so I don't know why but I can't go into crew sessions anymore. Battleye keeps kicking me. Must be triggering a false positive and can't figure out why
Do y'all think open world heists/missions could work in GTA 6?What I mean is, think of the Pacific Standard heist, but instead of it putting 4 people in a separate instance where the rest of the lobby doesn't exist, they share the same lobby as everyone else. So they can get help from randoms, or get griefed etc.Does this sound dumb? I feel like it's a little silly assuming they'll add shitter vehicles like Oppressor down the road. Still could be fun if there was more interactability between players.
was somebody recording? having all 3 cars firing on the convoy was too kino and i forgot to record
>>573213420Doing the setups in lobbies sounds like it could be interesting. But doing the heist itself in the regular world? That sounds like a disaster. Any Tom Dick and Harry would grief the shit out of you unless there was a serious built in reward for helping
>>573213496I don't have the game on steam, and for whatever reason my Nvidia replay just doesn't work anymore. Shit turns off the moment I turn it on every time
Toughest things about OG style heists in GTA: Online:4: Finding a reliable crew who knows the missions.3: Not getting randomly annihilated by the NPC rapid fire bug2: Wrangling Rockstar's atrocious matchmaking system1: Managing to just send an invite to your friend
fucking love this. I might have to enter a new lobby and try again
>>573213496Yeah, I have steam recording on, but it doesn't capture sound so I can get a clip of it.
>>573213614>>573213801i meant the in-built clip recorder from the game but whatever
>>573213916Buddy I barely know how to open the menus on keyboard You can't expect me to to anything remotely nonbasic lmao
>>573213916No, sadly have no muscle memory to use that.
I forgot how disappointing these specific bikes were, especially relative to their price. Are they even in the shop anymore?
>the machine gun on the technical is so heavy that it actually swings the car aroundkino
>>573214270I think they are, bought one fairly recently when going for the achievement for spending 8mil on heist stuff.>>573214323Oh yeah, meant to remind you the one on the half track does too. You gunner can at times get you tipped over or save you from tipping depending on how they swing it around.
>>573214412Was I making it hard for you guys to drive by frantically moving my mouse
>>573214534yes
>>573214610It builds character
>>573214534It's generally heavy enough to keep steady on even ground but you had me sweating a few times when heading down the hills to the ambush site.Also, is the B-11 Strikeforce worth the discounted price?
cursed lobby again?
Just incredible things from this game. I'm starting a new lobby
After this do you guys wanna do a bunker run? I can help you guys with anything as well
>>573215034Sure, I might want to do one too.
freeway
The fucking cop car exploded. Where the hell were we going anyway?
>>573216435i know a better route, the bikes suck, stay with me and this will be a breeze
>>573216435I just got lost in the canyon since the marker didn't update. Next I'll just make sure to follow J since at first I thought it was the random going to the other freeway.
My hat
I love that the cops clearly see us get in the dinghy and drive off and just say "Don't worry about it, it's Chinatown
>>573217939Man, this is another contender for funniest heist cutscene.>"The drugs.">"Of course, the drugs..."
Oh shit I forgot about the all in order thing where it doubles
good job, a couple of things:1-the vests me and the random are wearing aren't decorative, they actually boos your health at the cost of lower movement speed2-i made you grab all the loot so the cops only have one target, we lose less money that way3-the freeway route is not only safer but also faster, i was already at the boat when you died last time4-cops are more aggressive when you shoot at them, that's why i didn't do itstill it was pretty nice 9/10
icked by Battleye again, what is up with that
Why are there no normal form fitting cropped t-shirts, it's either extremely short tanks or those curtain monstrositiesThis is an outrage
Gonna try rebooting the game and see if I can do crew lobbies again after that
>>573218182Oh yeah, forgot to throw on my heavy outfit. I even had one saved. >>573218186No clue, but this game has always had wack post heist session establishing, so no wonder it's battleye's turn to be the sore part. GGs, I might want to drag a bunch of you along to attempt the criminal mastermind for doomsday at some point.
>>573218534I'll be down most any day except tomorrow. I'm in a crew lobby if you guys wanna do some quick CEO shit before we all part ways
>>573218606I would but I just realized what time it was so I'm tucking in.
>>573218708All good I can do it tomorrow since the full supply probably isn't burnt yet
>>573218758Not tomorrow, like I said. big retard over here
>>573186132pain
>>573218812What about the weekend?
>>573220620Pretty much anything but tomorrow is fine. I may have to reserve one of the days on the weekend though now that I think about it. When does the 2X bunker stuff end? If it's Thursday that I want to just dump it off Wednesday but I'll be at like 400,000 and I don't think I can do that solo.
>>573220971Thursday 5am eastern unless it extends into next week which never happens
>>573221502Okay so I'll have to make sure I get it done on Wednesday
>>573221754If you have a chance to afk you can go over 2 hours on full supplies without a mansion boost, mansion boost is like 45 minutes it seems.
>>573219570
>>573204021>>573203914Not him but I always leave my cars at passengers only access so idiots don't steal mine in heists and leave me with their trash vehicles. It's all cool when the idiot brings his expensive super and drools over my armored Kuruma which is fit for the job.
How many hours of gameplay does it take to experience most of GTA Online?
>>573238339i sometimes have trouble see the motivation behind these questions.it will take as many hours as your playstyle will require.if you want to do every heist and every single job: a lot.especially because randos suck at heists and fail. if you play solo acid lab, not much.you should rather as yourself if you can find a friend for that journey.
>almost half an hour of back and forth with dump trucks for a measly $200knot as fun as it sounds
>Online 2 releases>Height and body sliders>Set it to 5'7" and svelte>Invite conservative to apartment>*lies in shorts and bowtie on bed*>Hello anon
I miss the days of 2013-14 grinding Violent Ducts and Grumbling Golftops back when the replay button existed.
How do I get the acid lab upgraded?
>>573246262>pre 2015 experiences>current screens have fps counterAnd you moved from console to pc why again?
>>573246508Well enhanced and I didnt want to buy a xbone, and a friend gifted me his old PC that has been a rock that I have upgraded and tinkered with since
>>573246885That's a cool friend, I remember playing on a 1070 from over 7 years ago but it was on legacy. Enhanced with RT just works best on my 7800xt
My oppressor Mk1 has anxiety and hides under the ground
>>573247182>1070 thats what I ran on for years befor I upgraded>to the 3070
>>573247410Damn so you know the pain? Well at least we only have full HD resolution. I cannot imagine the whirr of a modern card doing 4k or ultrawide. Set mine to just sexy graphics with low fan noise and locked 60 fps. Don't need a leg warmer in summer next to me.
>>573247526My Pc is still a piece of shit and my biggest issue is transfering my current HDD to an SSD without any issues. Well thats not my biggest issue...
>>573247625https://rescuezilla.com/shrink the C:\ partition below the size of your new SSD, consider that GiB and GB are not the same (1024 vs 1000)clone, restore, donedon't waste time on re-install
>>573247773I am PC retarded so when I finally upgrade my PC to a large degree I will pay my fathers IT guy for the company he used to work for to do it. That nigga loves my PC for some reason. My Pc took a bit of a fall and he spent time to bend over 180 pins for my CPU back into place for fun.>go to grind my strength to 100%>spawns nothing but fat people that take more than 1 melee attack
>>573247773I am PC retarded I have no idea what this is rn also I am drunkalso the new captcha is much quicker now
>>573246508Everytime I risk a public lobby and get killed by a broomstick etc. I miss the old days
>>573248296>also the new captcha is much quicker nowjust get a free tutanota account as throwie for email verificationit's like proton, just not lamehttps://tuta.com/pricingfree tier is left, i only have easy captchas
>>573248083>grinding strength by punchingGet a mansion
>>573250118sys.4chan.org/signin
I just remembered the time I shot down a player in a laser with my Billion dollar bounty bought tank by the Rockford drive apartment
>>573250871wait can you do that, I have one, lol
>>573250118making and maintaining another email I hardly use is so annoying
They should make taxi missions pay triple
>>573252395idiots will bitch about 1 minute work and a lifetime of easier captchas. when i found out some people who will reject advice just so they can complain, the state of the world started to make a lot of sense. some people are just parasites and need others to do their work. you do you.
>>573252281Hit the weights little bro, dyel?
>>573253915you should really make a new email to complain here is a link eatmyass@you.com Now this was a GTA forum and I didnt start anything
>maintaining an email addressBitch. It's not a lawn, it's not a car, it's not a house, it's not a relationship, it requires zero(0) fucking effort to "maintain" an email address.
>>573255026my opinion pissed you off, looks like you start to understand how 4chan works. I mean it's obvious your dim and not really bright
>>573255349>see I made you madYou care too much, you are weird
>>573238339If you got 4 dedicated buddies and don't care for versus multiplayer like deathmatch you can probably coordinate and see most meaningful content in a month's time of casual amount of play hours.Then I mean something like 2 hours a day on weekdays, and maybe 5 or 6 on weekends.You'd need to coordinate with who buys what, so one guy might buy auto shop and kosakta, one gets office, arcade and facility, one get bunker and nightclub, and last guy gets the mc clubhouse+drug businesses, carwash trio and high end apartment.Probably not the optimal distribution but with that you get access to most cutscenes and unique scenarios(unique is used generously here) that the game has. Of course some intros on purchasing a business cutscene isn't able to be watched by the other friends ingame, only the one buying it, but I am assuming if you have the dedicated crew you're screensharing it on discord or something.That said, you'd likely need a dedicated guide with a lot of experience to coordinate something like this in the first place, rather than just 4 people who have never played it, and at that point that guy could probably host most of the content.
>>573255541yes a subjective perceived weirdness to the reddit tourist who wasn't on 4ch pre 2016but that's all in your head nufag
>>573257227>touristJust cause no one in reality accepts your absolute autistic retardation doesnt mean reddit took over, you are just vessel that should be smashed.Get over yourself ot make a lead pill go through your mind
>>573257813>gets mad at being called touristYou really must be new if you worry about your imaginary ecred on this site. At midnight your reddit karma resets on this basket weaver forum. Nobody will remember you, because you post on a site where people have 0 object permanence and exhibit signs of extreme narcissims. If you'd been here when there was still a guro board you'd know better than getting defensive. You are a newfag and you cannot turn the clock back to change that. Thanks for the free bump. I find negative reinforcement a way more effective metric to get (You)s and bumps rather than asking fake questions akin "how to do X in Gta"
>>573258189k
Just be lucky.
Do we think the next 2x will be nightclub
Does everything get shared between the two characters, or just money?I'm thinking of making a female character for some diversity but I don't wanna grind through shit on a second character
>>573260382They just did 2x nightclub like a month or so ago so I doubt it.
>>573260760Just bank account I think, no unlocks or purchases or cash money
10 reasons to buy the art room
>>573069875So after buying the Acid Lab and doing the dogshit missions for the upgrade, is there anything interesting that is worth my time and my 150 millions?I'm talking about specifically those weird businesses that they've added in the last years, like the Salvage Yard, the Agency, the glowie building, the nu-Hangar, the Rozzers place, the Car Wash, the Mansion, and the Submarine that I already own but i've never bothered to do cayo perico.
>>573201118I don't know but if a heist fails at least one person will turn into a fucking cretin to waste time and troll people.I remember doing the hack setup with the white van and your team can go to the spot without needing all of them to get in the van, so I drove the van while 2 of them went to do their thing but a 3rd guy wanted to get in the van, I left him, he got in his can then he started to ram me and blocked me in an alley then texted me "you are bad teammate now we lose)))" until the van blew up then he left.
>>573271562that guy eats corndog the long way
>>573273276We don't serve corndog around here.
>>573274683We don't serve any food at all, interiors don't exist sorry.
>>573275324The people of LS survive on a steady diet of snacks, cigarettes and soda. Maybe Mount Chilly Pepper holds better food inside it if we crack the easter egg. Come to think about it, not having any enterable fast food places in 5 is such a let down. 6 needs to have some and more.
>>573268931No, there is no reason to play the game
>>573275847me and a friend are planning to see if we can get a server of SA MP running with rp stuff, probably better than trying to set up a FiveM server, also probably cheaper since everything for FiveM to add to your server is usually sold for insane amounts of money.
>>573276975I don't know much about running servers for SA multiplayer mods but MTA is more well maintained and you can add server side mods. All those goofy DayZ ripoffs, FFS gaming, ZHP, the list goes on.Shame most of the good SAMP servers are long gone or turned into shit.
>>573277301I think i just want to make the criminal, gang, empire building but with RP online should had been, i guess i just want it to be more gritty, serious and more free roam stuff rather than instanced missions.Kinda want a more in depth drug dealing system and also one thing I can't scoff at, SA has many many many usable interiors and im sure many more that i can add without the game dying.
Is lvl 95 considered a low level? I still get kicked out of Doomsday/Casino heists quite often.
>>573277652Yes. Once you're over 100 though, people might stop knee jerking at 2 digits. I don't recall having as many problems of PC with low levels, but the double digits on console tended to be trgolodytes.
>>573277652Got damn lil bro I ain't finna never get got in no pub lobby with no level 95 gotta get yo wait up lil dude fo u be fuckin with a rn like me
>>573268931If you really like Dr. Dre then the agency, the facility is the save the world heists and satellite laser, mansion can get you security to prevent all attacks on businesses that can get raided, boost the production of one a day, fast travel to any owned property and has a room for bragging rights.ie get the mansion, how are you gonna be a rich man without the Richman?
>>573277652kicking people under level 100 is retarded. i'd only kick people under level 50
rdo is fun
>>573284659What is my assistant doing? She should be at her machine.
>>573287001I agree but mostly because the tackle and disarm is very satisfying.
>>573277650One bonus MTA comes with is its own map editor that is super easy to use. Used to make maps for a pvp zombie sruvival server (then for a bunch of other post-apocalyptic servers) and the owner ported them over to SAMP.You can probably find a bunch of server scripts for both casual and hardcore RP and other things to mash together since a lot of communities either released them or sold them when FiveM became a thing. Just don't make it too hardcore and turn into LSPR v2.
what could be causing this graphical issue? IV with fusionfix and dxvk
>>573289027Ho chi sock...
>>573070948looking at all these discounts I get the temptation to kill my 2nd character and set it up again without unnecessary shit>it's 2026 and you can't still sell a warehouse you bought
Does strength stat matter much? And if so, what's a quick way to improve it?
Man I can hardly wait for GTA 6, just imagine how atmospheric the early morning/late evening rides are going to be.I'm not even interested in the story as much as I am in just driving or riding around the map soaking in the virtual world
I am in a hell of my of creation.It isn't actually hell, I like driving on the freeway.
On the topic of SA-MP/Open MP, does anyone here have tips/legacy knowledge about it that one should know if they are getting into it and want to host servers, create games etc? >>573294085Apparently having a friend sit in a car while you kick it is the fastest way, other than that, fighting people. I think they have to be agro for the melee damage you do to them to affect the strength stat. Also, exercise equipment at your manshie. Beyond this, the world wide web.
>>573288434Currently playing this fucking baller of a game with the Master Mod, Beatrice still my fav.
Bruh, these people can't be fucking real.Humane Labs, we fly up to the lab and the fucking pilot immediately touches down and fails the heist.Second try, I told the guy several times to go higher up, he listens, but the other guy now jumps out before the checkpoint triggers, heist fails again.I don't know what the average IQ of a GTAO player is, but it must be in the low 50s. These people are actually, properly retarded. And I don't mean it in a disrespectful way, just stating the facts. Holy fuck.I really hope GTA 6 Online is pay to play because I can't imagine how I'll stomach these idiots. I've only been playing Online for like two weeks and I'm already nearly done with it, it's unbearable.
does anybody on PC Enhanced have a Hustler, Weevil Custom or Hotknife with F1 wheels and willing to share?
>>573179448>>573180313>>573181921>>573182167Lmao thanks guys, I was just really drunk on lots of wine and they tend to never shut up and it's exhausting.
>>573197575That would never happen, what happens is people want negative attention and they want to antagonize me to sort of "suicide by cop" off me, and I have to tell them to go jump off a bridge instead.
>>573297675Most players are literal children who don't know any English, playing with pubbies isn't worth the hassle
>>573297729>>573080724
>>573298208Not to be rude, but do you actually do anything besides drive that thing
>>573238339
>>573260382really hope it's cargo
>>573301258>>573080724if your hustler has F1 glitched wheels, please respondI'm usually available between 16 and 22 UTC
>>573306253it does not
>>573260760Bank. It takes some investment but you just use your main character's money to buy a second set of the important businesses to make more money.
>>573275847My characters live on snacks and green juice and smokes
>>573275847I used to make my character go to cluckin bell on GTA SA and listen to chicken eating noises, then make tendies>>573277650before you do this, you've played crazybob's, right?
>>573294429Same, I hope the story is good but I bet the sunsets are amazing and I hope the drive from end to end is more than five minutes.
>>573304637It's not rude but sorry, I'm just getting lazy and not scrolling down far, I took a bunch of screenshots of Castiel's car to go with the angel wings pics and I think last time I transferred screenshots it was like 700 of them.
>>573307943I'm driving a Komoda right now, I try to sometimes randomly drive different cars, and lately I've been doing missile jammers and horns and tire smoke, so I'm driving a lot of different cars. I love that one though, so yeah.
>>573308173I have hundreds of cars on two different characters so I can never remember any of them, I have to check if I have one and sometimes I buy a second of the same car because I forget I already own one. I found a recent screenshot of this Komoda.
>>573308345
>>573308528
>>573307590crazybob's?
>>573308791Maybe it doesn't exist anymore, but the last time I checked a few years ago. I played on an SA:MP server(s) called crazybob's cops and robbers, it had pretty in depth drug dealing and apparently was improved. Idk if it's chaos free/rp enough though.
A bit less than a month later... I'm free again.
>>573311731Absolutely waiting for a double money on those. Paper route is pretty fun since you can take whatever, but the forklifting is dull as all hell.
Hopefully everyone is taking advantage of the limited-time horns and magic tire smoke. The patriot smoke is especially useful for anything drift.
Is the lampadati toro worth getting? I got a 10% dock tease coupon from the wheel and own nothing from there
>>573317339Fuck it, I'm getting the longfin
>>573317569>2026>Rockstar never did a boat update that adds a dock and customization for boats.
>>573314047They're all super boring, that's why I only did once a day.Firefighter was the worst, aiming the water at roof fires was so unnecessarily hard, just make the hitbox gigantic, no one cares.
>>573317776A pity they didn't. Maybe GTA6 will? It's gonna have the everglades, so maybe it will be a wetter game. I have a terrible suspicion that a lot of people are going to complain about the water.>>573317569>>573317339One one hand, it's nice to own the boats. On the other hand, you have to travel to the water anyhow, and there's usually something free parked around easy to just grand theft boat.
>>573317776They could have added boat races, and smuggling missions like picking up air drops. Nithing major but just something to mess around with.>>573318789I'll probably never use it, if I ever do need a boat I just call the dinghy from my kosatka. Can't even remember the last time I needed to do that though.
>>573321270They could have copied Scarface and make it so you go to Cayo Perico to get buttloads of coke to bring back to Los Santos, you have to buy it and arrive without dying or exploding your boat on your way back to LS to distribute it through your businesses and make money.
>>573317776The problem is that there's nothing to be done without changing the map.There only reason a boat makes sense is if there's distant islands that have their airspace protected, otherwise you would just always be using a helicopter instead.
>>573321742Yeah they'd never be useful for missions but like 95% of vehicles aren't useful. Most missions would probably just give you a boat or not allow personalized boats like the way they do with weaponized or some other specialized vehicles. I do like the stealth boat idea though.
Finally got the Esskey from the MC job.Prolly gonna replace Bagger with a Wolfsbane though once I get lucky with RNG
>>573326934Grasshopper looking ass
WOW! New record for needing a tenpost in a while!
10
>>573309268The 2 servers are still up but they're empty. Last time I played on them was in 2021 and they barely had 15 people on the main one. FiveM has a pretty good cops n robbers similar to crazybob'sNow SAMP is just a bunch of 1000/1000 player Russian light RP servers, the god awful WTLS servers, UIF and some small communities that are still alive since the 2010s.RIP Pilot's Life and Mini Missions.
>>573345715We really don't want to have to deal with communities that are mostly filled with subhumans to put it lightly and FiveM is ironically more predatory than GTA Online when it comes to money both to set up and to play in any random server and FiveM does get into very heavy PayToWin territory at times.
>>573346916Same and the exposure to power tripping server admins is something I don't miss from community servers. Also I don't want to put time and effort into a character profile tied to a specific server that can be wiped at any moment if the owner has a fit.
>>573346916>>573347892Watching bub games videos made me realize those people take monetization and p2w from AAA games and put it on steroids. Especially GrandRP that gets shilled by other people too.
>>573348142I've dabbed into modding GTA V and I did seek assets and stuff to make mods with them, a lot of times I would see houses or just random assortments of assets costs 60 dollars or more.It's insane.
>>573348142I would believe you instantly if you told me rn that the people on the server are in on it and it is like any staged youtube skit that we previously saw done in public.
>>573346916I mean even SAMP had monetization but the most extreme cases were VIP for $5 or $10 and you could get tame rewards like colored names or access to a special interior for VIPs, custom radios through links and shit like that. Now you can pay $500 to co-own a server or need to be VIP just to drive a car.
>>573348272Worst I have seen recently is someone selling a clothing menu framework for 80 dollars that you then can add to your fivem server.>>573348305It's not staged, those servers make bank from idiots. It's so fucked, a lot of them are also selling basic things from gtao back to them for real money like clothes, guns and barber menus. Same thing happened with gmod servers long ago and even the sims.
>>573348305A lot of those servers are populated by kids and teens donating money to them to have special privileges. Over in my cunt the owner of the biggest GTA server is a registered entity paying taxes from his high income from donations to his server which go around 4-6k euros per month.
>>573348610>those servers make bank from idiots. It's so fucked, a lot of them are also selling basic things from gtao back to them for real moneyWhat the actual fuck? People pay for items on a service that can go down any time when the owner does a rugpull? I don't know how many failed RP projects already exist.>>573348826>populated by kids and teens donating money to them to have special privilegesAh yes !premium like on TF2/CS community servers 10 years ago. Even with reserved slots for registered members that would kick free users if the server is full. History repeats fast.
>>573348960Yes they do pay and it's complete insanity to me.>I don't know how many failed RP projects already exist.The more failed RP projects the better for Rockstar's bottom line. They own fivem and in the fivem shop you can buy basically any plugin you need for a server. Here, see the insanity for yourself https://marketplace.cfx.re/discover
I enjoy watching a youtuber that goes into those predatory servers and uses money duping exploits to ruin the economies
>>573349127>VMS Barber Shop (Open Source)>Open Source>Costs $42.99
>>573349127>Here, see the insanity for yourselfThe pricing is so made up for a few clicked together assets, the people who sell these must be high on their own farts. Makes me sad this works because if just a few people buy it's already profitable.
>>573349127I still don't understand why T2/R* lets them steal assets from other games and copyrighted brands and sell them on their own servers. That and scamming people with benefits and prices that are overbloated and often offer fake discounts.
Lmauuu, it's like that space game that is 15 years in pre-alpha where people pay 5k for a cruise ship and have to write a letter why they need it before they are allowed to purchase it. (That's a real legal tactic to deny a refund in court)
>>573349832Who's getting the 600 bucks? The creator of the mods or the guys who possibly stole it and put it on the site?
>>573349960The server runner who scalped someone elses work
>>573349832>it's like that space game that is 15 years in pre-alpha where people pay 5k for a cruiseStar Citizen? 5k is cheap, you need 25,000 USD for the good ones:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QK8C09wnS8
I hate seeing that TheJizzy shill that crappy samp server as "THE samp server" only because he and the owner are from the same country and they probably split the profits (he's the only person with a VIP status on the server) while the server runs like dogshit if there's more than 100 people and the staff will mute you for 10 minutes to 1 hour if you call someone a kid or don't bootlick the staff.
>>573350170I previously thought people who bought NFTs were retards. For that money I get a whole room in my house with a real fighter jet seat, controls and 6 monitor setup.
>>573349832Shit like this is why I think there is an overabundance of shills and cucks for big gaming companies, the companies themselves have taken members of the community and invited them to partake in being monetary predators themselves thus making them allies to these companies because they gave them a way to basically retire by selling virtual garbage just like them.
>>573350258There should be a law that if an account spends more than 1000 dollars a year it should be flagged as liable to addiction and not accept more purchases. With the company liable to reimburse the users.The Interstate Treaty on Gambling limits people in some countries to the same limit per month (!) in real casinos, which is still financially ruining.
>>573350246>staff will mute you for 10 minutes to 1 hour if you call someone a kid or don't bootlickWhy are these people always so fragile? There are worse words in the cutscenes and if you say them on official servers on VOIP the AI snitch will ban your voice for a month. Reminder that CREAMPIE is a word on the hacking screen. Maybe I just really like them?
>>573350861I'd creampie you anon.
>>573350861All of them are ESLs and have such a weird list of rules. I can't call someone a kid but I can call them a dog, pig, animal just fine.If there's a hacker and I report them the staff will take 15-20 minutes to check it but if I say the word kid, not even addressed to anyone, they instantly mute me for "swear, defamation, harassment". The staff of this server is so fucking incompetent and awful it makes me wonder what kind of cretin runs it. The same type of cretin who creates a separate world for events but the map objects from that world will also appear in the standard freeroam map. Genius programmer.I mentioned the server shits itself if there are more than 100 people on while UIF ran flawlessly at 900 players with hundreds of cars, dozens of worlds and objects all loaded at the same time. UIF had 5-10 staff on duty babysitting almost a thousand people and the worst response time I had was 40 seconds.But again, this is SAMP, not FiveM where servers are ran by powerhungry weirdos who will ban you if you don't RP how they want.
>>573351160Found it. Half of them are enforced properly, the other half doesn't make any sense. Mods are banned? Everyone uses skin mods for their game and nobody gets punished for it, myself included.Can't threaten or intimidate players? Well then 90% of the server needs to be permanently muted.Obey admins? What if they're wrong, corrupted or creeps?
>>573351160Not sure that shitting on ESL is the right thing to do. It's definitely an age thing. I always found it awkward to shit on people willing to learn the language on someone else and excelling often compared to 30% of native speakers that cannot even read a newspaper, anway..>If there's a hacker and I report them the staff will take 15-20 minutes to check it but if I say the word kid, not even addressed to anyone, they instantly mute me for "swear, defamation, harassment". You made them work anon and they are more busy to be toxic to non-cheating players. Besides, being a mod already makes them cheaters themselves with their menus.>the server shits itself if there are more than 100 people on while UIF ran flawlessly at 900 players with hundreds of carsYou are obviously more knowledgeable than me on this, the only servers I have experienced with 1000 players were in MMORPGs like WoW. For me 64 players in warfare games is the normal player count, which is already twice as much as the average vanilla GTA lobby.But I agree if you shit on players that outright refuse to talk English with at least medium effort and babble in their own language disrespecting everyone else.
>>573351489>on someone elseof someone else, mind me I am very sloppy. there are probably more mistakes but I cannot bother. I make at least an effort to have readable posts and make sense to a degree.
>>573351489>It's definitely an age thing.I mean you're right since the average age on that server must be 16.
>>573351658The kids aren't alrighthttps://youtu.be/7iNbnineUCI?si=VjqPicbFUWXSGR6P
>>573351658>I mean you're right since the average age on that server must be 16.I wouldn't even know how to talk to them anymore they are all like>yo>accept>request>need anything?>n>kk>send code>lmk when you back>ok give admin>u have 30 mins before i kcik u off btw>ok kid
>I have to do 150 more of these contractskill me
>>573352912>kill meI a sexual way that is awkward?
>>573352912Better start grinding
>>573352912I'm not judging if you have an urge to 100% your game but why after the nerf? Do a cluckin bell and that is worth 20 real life hours of idling the ageny safe ingame.
>>573352912I got to do them fairly fast, the worst part was rolling for specialist difficulty for the 100 career objective, once I got them done, I went with whatever, they take 5 to 10 minutes, you get them outta the way super fastBehold my autism
>>573353546
>>573353379Its an easy goal to do mindlessly honestly, but you are 100% right>where the fuck did this thing come from
>>573353967>enhancedAre the modders beating battleye again? I miss stupid funny shit like Kosatkas mid town or random things spawning in buildings. Some of the cheaters are humorous and don't spawn me in cages. My recent public lobbies were so peaceful apart from vanilla griefing.
>>573354106Only recently did I finally earn more money than I have spent thanks to hackerbux in the early xbox days>fucker knocked over my trophy thing
>>573356412>thanks to hackerbux in the early xbox daysI don't judge and mule accounts are kind of cool if only for money. I don't have one myself but a friend does. But he gave the russians his ps account access. They did some progress import of their character and told him not to buy anything ingame for a month or two and then he had 1 billion. He is kind of crazy though and has legit max level in ls car meet and 3 billion grinded legit on top of that.
>>573356640Back then it was hard to not accidentally run into a hacker that had a minigun that shot bags of $20k and I wasnt just not gonna pick them up out of >honor
>>573356737I was a scared lil shit back then when this happened on PC. Saved the money and alt f4'd and prayed that R* won't catch onto my ill gotten gains. Nothing ever happened. Yeah the bags holy blast of the past. Haven't seen them since sharing cash with others was fixed. I have had some cheated money from roulettes (very slow method, slots is fixed long) and modders gave me free cars. I forgot how it works, they give you a ride, your garage is full and you "delete" an existing vehicle with their copy. If it saved you drive it to ls customs and put insurance on it. They all have a sell value of $0 and if you try to pawn them it gives a fat warning there is no history of purchase.I like the old stories, except for that period (about half a year) where menus could drain your entire money. If you recall, modders could blame a destroyed vehicle on you. Back when you compensated other players for destroying their super. Money was based on car value. R* was retarded to ever have it.
>>573357095I had a rule to never take more than 10 million at one single time for a while and then eventually realized R* dont give a shit unless you really break the economy. I started duping singleplayer cars into GTAO at that point and was selling Adders every 48 minutes for a while, never got in trouble.
>>573357604>and was selling Adders every 48 minutes for a while, never got in troubleOh shit I remember now! Well this is all to blame on Rockstar. When the bunker released the daily fee was higher and would bankrupt a low level. Apart from heists here was little monetary gain and just owning the armored Kuruma was a hard grind for me. I don't think new player can appreciate how good they have it today in GTA.Cheating back then was a means to survive, today it's 90% ego.
All I had to do was follow the damn train
>>573357923If you like old xbox stories, there was a way to add any vehicle as a personal vehicle for some time and add insurance to it. I had a Lazer jet as a personal vehicle and would leave in the middle of the city and if a random would get into it I would kick them out and they would have to pay 2million to fix the plane.>Cheating back then was a means to survive, today it's 90% ego.sure was grinding a minute long mission for (k when every time you die you drop 2k wasnt how it should bepic included is a glitched akuma from the xbox days that I forgor how I did to remove all the carbon fiber parts
>>573358669>I had a Lazer jet as a personal vehicle and would leave in the middle of the city and if a random would get into it I would kick them out and they would have to pay 2million to fix the plane.>*opens menu*>select "Take the easy way out"I'd probably pull the power chord or whatever is the equivalent of alt+f4 on console. That's cold anon
>>573358807My favorite hobby back then was driving by the mors mutual building back when you had to pick your vehicle up there, and pouring gas on any ugly supercar I saw and lighting it with backfire. Didnt have to pay insurance and still don't in enhanced if you ever get the chance.Was fun having the idea of totally bankrupting people if they got in my plane.>about to solo a bunker sale in a full lobby wish me luck
>>573359151Good stories and good luck on your bunker sale!
>>573071094Set a reminder for me to do this tomorrow.
>>573359151The early days were a different kind of fun. All these people going to fort zancudo to steal the jet, everyone saving their money to get an adder, the never ending chaos outside Eclipse Towers. Getting stoked for the shitty Beach Bum update lmao
Finna bouta drive the speed limit during the diamond heist escape
>>573366459>diamond heist escape>driveJust grab the heli from across the street?
>>573369994How do you think we are reaching the helicopter? I will tell you this we are not breaking any traffic laws when we do so
>>573359705Lol fort Zancudo used to be chaotic, you'd go to jump the fence next to the tunnel and there might be like 6 or 8 other cars trying to jump it at the same time
>>573070948>70% off:>• Mammoth Avenger>• B-11 Strikeforce>• RO-86 Alkonost>• RM-10Bombushka>• Buckingham Luxor>• Mobile Operations Center>• BenefactorTerrorbyte>60% off:>• Agencies & Upgrades and Modifications>• Hangars & Upgrades and Modifications>• DeclasseScramjet>• ImponteDeluxo>• PegassiTezeract>• Överflöd Zeno>• ProgenEmerus>• GrottiFuria>• Grotti X80 Proto>• Grotti Stinger TT>50% off:>• Mammoth F-160 Raiju>• JoBuiltP-996 LAZER>• Eberhard Titan 250 D>• Mammoth Hydra>• Buckingham Pyro>• V-65Molotok>• Pegassi Toreador>• Pegassi WeaponizedIgnus>• Pegassi Oppressor>• TM-02Khanjali>• Coil Rocket Voltic>• Benefactor Krieger>• ImponteRuiner 2000>• HVY Barrage>• VomFeuer Anti-Aircraft Trailer>• Bravado Half-Track>•DeclasseWeaponized Tampa>• ÜbermachtSentinel GTS>• Vapid FMJ MK V>• Bravado Banshee GTS>• ÜbermachtNiobe>• Pegassi Torero XO>• Buffalo STX>• Ignus>• Shinobi>•VigeroZX>• LaCoureuse>• Buffalo EVX>• Police Bike>• Calico GTF>• Dinka LSCM Jester RR>• Pfister Growler>• GallivanterBaller ST-D>• LSCM Cheetah Classic>• Obey 10Fwill these discounts last until the 13th?
>>573370863Yeah. If not there'll be a post about the change later today
>>573370863I doubt it but we'll know later today
>>573371297>>573371672ty <3
>>573353664>308>Monroeone of the last update included the Itali Classic (pic rel) which is the not-308.Although i can't deny that several of the Monroe's details make it fit quite well anyway.I guess this falls into the "Transformers G1: cartoon to toy" situation, where due to the low quality production and spread inconsistency of the cartoon, a 100% accurate toy is basically impossible and this leaves autists endlessly bitching at other over best accurate figure evarin the Lscm there's a ruiner tee which has a 928 silhouette on it
>>573344206>no gum or candy in cellsWhat's this? A prison for kids?
>click on shady child pageant link>get 5* wanted level and feds swarming outside>sleep it off>wake up to the laptop missing its monitorfucking feds stole my screen
>>573374683jej
>>573353967Did you do a business battle recently? This happenned to me once, and it was shortly after that. >>573354106Modders are back, but they seem to come in short bursts, and there are a lot less of them. I haven't seen anything like the map folded on top of itself or yachts in the streets. Only cars spawned onto each other, and people using vehicles you can't normally get, like the massive cargo plane, and occasionally someone instantly blowing you up from accross the map and flying around. It's a lot more tame these days and it's rare to get greifed by them now.
>>573315734I was but I'm getting really bored with it, and it's making me bored with the game, I wish they just had some option to apply all the horns and smoke to every vehicle.
>>573345715that's terrible, must be for a reason.
>>573321270there are boat races
Damn this haircut really suits her
>>573384538now hes weird al
>>573384972And this game will dare to be stupid
>>573381530This general feeling, is something Rockstar will have to consider with GTA6 online. All those rumors about having to keep weapons in the car, or having lasting bounties. It could all get very tedious if they aren't careful.
..............
is this true
>>573385389>It could all get very tedious if they aren't careful.It's a damn singleplayer game. There is a reason we see usage of masks during robberies of store owners at gunpoint. Also the excessive changing of looks will be related to how this mechanic is made less worse than people want to make it look.
I'm almost surprised nobody's Ted Kaczynski'd rockstar games. Holy fucking shit.
>>573386829What do you mean, jump over their headquarters on a motorcyle?
>>573297729nvm, found a solo merge methodthe offset on the hustler and weevil look kinda funny from the rear, faction is fineare there any cars with widebody sticking out, that could benefit visually from the offset f1 wheels?
>>573390083>solo merge methodPlease share.
>>573390695>place F1 and CAR into facility>sit in CAR, open maze bank forclosures in phone, renovate facility, facility graphics, pick one, renovate>hold throttle on gamepad, in quick succession press BUY and exit CAR, keep holding throttle until screen goes blank>walk up to facility garage management, grab CAR and swap it in place with F1, it will look like you have two F1 cars now>enter the fake one (it will be in the slot where original F1 was parked before you swapped them), enter workshop, edit wheels like you want them on the car>exit workshop, exit vehicle, enter Rockstar Creator, load back into whatever freemode private session>enter car, vehicle workshop, change anything other than wheels (i.e. windows), exit workshop, quit game, restart
Works surprisingly well for a tool not updated since 2023.
anything about new sales yet?
>>573396385https://nitter.poast.org/TexFunz2
This color combo is pure sex
>>573390379> look ma' no hands
>>573396679sweet! what's it?
>>573396572>>573396385notes are live since 1 h>The latest #GTAOnline event is still live and continues through July 13.https://nitter.poast.org/GTASeries/status/2074939489785356555#mlol
>>573401837Metallic Anthracite Black plus pearlescent Torino Red on top. Secondary color for this bike is Metallic Black.Looks like a slightly darker richer Cabernet Red color, minus the having to do races to unlock it part.
>>573402440Guess I try to join random heists for a bit and if nobody is playing I jump in bed for naughty.
>>573402440>no new race vehicle>no new test ride vehicles>no new premium deluxe vehicles>no new luxury auto vehicles>already bought everything on sale that I wantedGay
>>573406645It looks like this is what will changeSalvage Yard Robbery Targets (July 9–13th)• The Gangbanger Robbery: Grotti Turismo Omaggio (Top)• The Podium Robbery: Übermacht Cypher (Mid)• The Duggan Robbery: Willard Eudora (Standard)Weekly Challenge: (9th to July 13th)• Win in 2 Races and be rewarded with the Blue Jock Cranley Jumpsuit and $100,000.HSW Time Trial: (9th to July 13th)• East Vinewood to Vespucci Beach Time Trial: (July 9th to July 13th)• El Burro HeightsFIB Priority File:• The Fine Art File (July 9th-13th)
>>573385389Yeah sometimes there's too much to do, some of it is me, and getting bored with music and etc. so I'm not wanting to play as much. Funny thing is, the other day when I talked about playing with my ex and nostalgia and stuff, she messaged me and wants to play GTA again lmao. I will take a crack at it before the 13th though and go through a bunch of them, I always regret it later when I find some car I think I would have definitely put the horns and smoke on, and I didn't. Another funny thing about these pics is that I was driving the grey Dominator on my main character before I switched, and the Brown Dominator was the car I was driving on the second character before. I like them more than I realize I guess.
>join heist>host aborts>we stand in apartment>host kicks everyone out of apartment>join new one>rando 1, on call>rando 2, on call>joining>rando 2, quits>next heist>85, mental state, deranged>starts to ram everyone off the road>"nah, I'm not gonna play with this one">quit before the troll does it after further wasting my time
>>573408037At this point it will be faster to buy 3 PCs and set up 3 accounts to finish them instead of waiting for 3 competent humans.
>Wanted a car for the top floor of the nightclub>Enus Super Diamond no longer buyableWhat should I put in that spot? Note that it's almost certainly going to be black
>>573409191Schafter V12 or V12 Armored
>>573409191I put Cognoscenti 55s there
I see guards wearing helmets on a Diamond Casino Heist — I know I'm in for a fun time.
>>573410872You better have the Firepower for it.
>>573409191You want to buy one off of me?
>>573411819Yes I most certainly would
>>573411973If you are on PC advanced, share your name and I'll friend you.
>>573412054I be the one called "ItsDFC"
>>573412174Got it.
>580kEither this thing is absolutely maxed out or there's a Car show tax, either way thanks!
>>573396572SPOILERS!>The craziest thing I have ever done is sharing the dripfeed before DLC goes public, before any preloads, because Rockstar unknowingly (or knowingly?) teased me the next iteration of Ghosts Exposed in #GTAOnline.>They was adding custom markers on the GTAWeb, and the locations match with 2023 and 2024 iterations of the event, and these are the locations not used in the 2025 iteration.>The final location (the only not matching previous events) is the location where Devin Weston was killed in The Third Way. Which is interesting close up to the #GTAV story which will be released almost right before the #GTAVIProbably really cool for that guy that Rockstar uses his site.
So completing a full hanger delivery solo is impossible with the six little heli's...lost 800k.
>>573415286Brother, you must reroll if you get an attrocious sale, you'll only lose a couple of crates. Also selling by land is recommended solo.
>>573413156No problem. Let me know if you are ever looking for something I might accidentally have.
>Casino Heist>Literally in the vault>One person was trying to hack a single door for FOUR MINUTES and couldn't do it
>>573416595I kinda sympathize. Sometimes that hack just makes sense as soon as you look at it, but before it does, it just kicks peoples ass.
>>573416595That's the reason I usually start 3+ lootings by just doing the hacks.
>>573416595The only hack that sucks ass is the 5 dots one. I genuinely have a memory too poor to memorize that shit so I just take a quick video to cheat a little.
>>573416595It's easy, but this one, I must say, confused me every time I saw it and I didn't pick up on what I was supposed to do. I now know that the final 3 blinks (or at leas I guess?) are the order of dots you need to select, but it's deceptive and without rationale, like a non-IQ test, I assumed the first combinations of blue dots it showed had any relevance at all, so my brain would get hung up on that and I didn't even think about the final 3 blinks. If that's what got him I can understand it.
>>573372317Yeah, I made that garage before the Itali Classic launched,but I deleted that character so I have to build it again eventually
>>573415707thank you...reroll?
>>573183179btw i sent you the request, just now i checked on your message, sorry for the delayed response.
>>573418081Ah, so "rolling" (like a dice roll) is just what people call it when you do something in the game that has multiple unpredictable possibilities, so sale missions or heist loot for example. If you "roll" a bad sale mission, you can just joing a new lobby, it will cancel that mission, then you can start another one (reroll), you lose a bit of product when you do but it's nothing astronomical.
I think in the next generation of GTA online they should find a way to incentivize both destroying the online players doing jobs, but also protecting the online players doing jobs even if you're not in their group
>>573418702How will this sell more shark cards?
>>573418280nice! got a semi delivery...then the first semi blew up the second I got out of the base. Remembered I had a phantom...then five stars auto hit...yea.. found a new session real fast. Thanks for the tip on the land deliveries
>Take the VIP to Sandy Shores Medical Center*Why*?
>>573419620You mean>Take the VIP into the ocean and go change the DJ instead.
>>573415707holy shit that's so much easier
>>573419368Yep! And try not to fret it too much if people screw with you selling public. It sucks but it takes some fails to get a feel for it. I used to seethe so much over it. These days it doesn't bother me. I also don't get harrassed to much anyways though. Remember to keep an eye on the minimap (expand it now and again) look out for flying vehicles, mainly the mk2, and make use of Ghost Org (only an ability for CEOs/VIPs, MC's unfortunately don't have this luxury), you get 3 minutes of your org being off radar. You can call lester to go off radar too, though only for one minute. If you make use of both you have 4 minutes of otr to make use of. Quite handy. Also, when I sell bunker solo, I reroll for either insurgents or the 2 trucks if I sell public. That's personal prefference, but a sale done in public, even on a few rerolls. Having a friend also always helps.>>573419620Rare that I get this, but know that once you've gotten another DJ (for 100k) you can switch them for 10k. Each switch is a half a bar of popularity.
>>573420828>That's personal prefference, but a sale done in public, even on a few rerolls.gives you more than a sale done solo for the public lobby bonus. (didn't finish that for some reason).Just don't reroll too many times.
>>573418825The worst car in the game will cost $200 million dollars, and the best car in the game will cost $40 trillion
>>57342123650% off for gta++ members which comes with unlocking the top tier car mods that standard users don't have access too.
>>573406938not him but ty for pointing out all of that <3
Why y'all gotta be all page 10 like this?
>>573432010It's where we belong.
On a f on.
>>573421203>>That's personal prefference, but a sale done in public, even on a few rerolls.>gives you more than a sale done solo for the public lobby bonus. (didn't finish that for some reasonwait. I'm just getting back into it. solo public is best $ right? if get my four friends to help with a full load on a public roughly how much would I make vs them? solo private? Thank you for all the advice and time for these questions.
>>573443092Sales in public lobbies have a bonus that grows to +50% on the sale mission at 20 people in the lobby. People helping a sale don't make too much but they make your life a lot easier.
>>573447170>Sales in public lobbies have a bonus that grows to +50% >People helping a sale don't make too much but they make your life a lot easier.>>573123924>some faggot killed me and destroyed my acid bike while blondie was doing the other deliveriesExpectations vs Realities
>>573447656why would you ever do a non solo acid lab sale? it doubles vehicles and drop off spots
>>573447656We did complete that sale because it was one of those where losing a bike doesn't cut your earnings. If it wasn't because he was helping me I would have lost my entire sale.I essentially was a decoy while my friend finished the job undisturbed.Also>>573447828>why would you ever do a non solo acid lab sale? it doubles vehicles and drop off spotslol this is untrue, if you get the sale with the 5 drop points where you need to place the acid without being seen, you still have 5 drop points, and if one bike gets totaled the other person can still complete the sale and you get the same money.
>>573448067And in the 10 drop off case?
>>573448175Same it's only 10 drops and its basically having 2 lives during a delivery. The only one that requires an extra drop off is the police entrapment one.
>>573448258Must have been a change, i did on release and we both did full drop offs. Maybe it was bugged, friends lab stopped producing for a day as well so we couldn't do his sale. I won't risk it, fuck R*
i wonder how many people have misconceptions about the game because a bug ruined their mission
I do sales in private lobbies because I've been cucked enough times that I tend to lose more from trying than I gain from succeeding in public lobbies
>>573456712>roughed up facebeautiful
>Return for Thursday and new.. old weeklies.
>>573458707>Decide to join random bro and go after Dr. (((Friedlander))), B.Sc. M.Sc. MD, who was chilling in his goon box with tater chips and the latest issue of big naturals
>>573458875>Beady eyed rat escapes again but we steal his chems for party time
>>573458985>Let bro have some fun too and watch him fly us to Sandy Shores after I did the Velum intercept
>>573459101>Badonkadonk!>bro dies though during the defense of the contested airstrip>drive 70% back to freakshop and die as I multitask between snacks, vests and shooting choppers whilst in menu>it's all cool anyway and we restart>with bro back i drive the truck to my kuruma whilst he hangs from the side>he takes over the truck and I give him fire support>we make it to the city where he struggles to shake them and enters a tunnel
>>573459305>he stays in reverse and doesn't drive out of the lane after I immediately made space>stay outside of tunnels and drive the hill up on the side>he drives in reverse in the tunnel for several minutes refusing to 180° >ok.jpeg
>>573459425>let out a deep sigh as I watch on radar how he wrestles with the truck against the autistically honking subway rail car>hear deafening thud followed by muffled explosions>alt+f4
I hope Dax shows up in GTA VI to be crushed in a sewer in an unholy tide of shit
>>573458707Did you do something to your character? Your cheeks look fatter than usual. It's cute. Maybe it's the lack of glasses
>>573459543This but with Friedlander. We owe Michael getting his revenge on him too after having him save our ass in the mansion.
>>573459637>Did you do something to your character? Your cheeks look fatter than usual. It's cute. Maybe it's the lack of glassesMight just be my pancake chink face and the animation looking me like chubby hamster. It's all the same. Backed up my sliders once in case Rockstar ever nukes my account, though I don't use menus.
>>573460051>if the gloves don't fit, then you must acquit>t. OJ Hope people like the custom Ford Bronco "Juice" edition.
>New story>Join lvl 36>he set-up casino>I get 15%>okay whatevs I'm just in for replay and fun
>>573463805>Seems capable>we start 2 players>smarter anyway if he wants to lose even more on splits>most of the time 3rd and 4th players are deadweight
>>573463805>Big Con with RickieLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>573463930>I'm promoted to cuck>drive us there>put some comfy music>guy is passed out and takes forever to realize I am at the door already with the guard>>573463951It get's better! ..or worse
>>573464073>bro gives the guard so many anger issues>the dude kills him on the spot>somehow no alarm>he is dead on the floor though>murdered in cold blood>we go to the office
>>573464181>he refuses to hack in the office>ok_whatevs.truevisiontarga>He angers the guards again>dies>restard>team lives back at 1>I am now hack cuck too>hack again>do surprisingly well despite the gap in time i did this type of hack
>>573464301>he is surprisingly good at holding angles and using cover mechanics>I just strafe and dodge, healing or re-vesting when needed>bro dies repeatedly>i don't mind we restart>fuck I hate ceramic pistols so much>also why do they beep in the metal detector?>i guess the brass shells of my rounds>not important
>>573464578>maybe he should have used a different approach and done all prep work >idk, alt+f4>at this point it is only downhill once vests and snacks approach zero
>>573464301I had a bug stars attempt last night where we were trapped in the office because the guy sucked at hacking and refused to get off the minigame
>>573465550Lul I always do Big Con as Group Sex armored truck with firefighter exit disguises or aggresive w/ tunnel borer. Though I wish I had everything unlocked by doing all. >the guy sucked at hacking and refused to get off the minigameY-you don't understand, sweaty! I must prove myself to you!How much higher was your level? Not that it matters, I've seen players twice my level do the things your rando did.
>>573465913I'm not sure if I don't remember but I'm like 120 so it could have gone either direction. But I do remember getting his invite for the next attempt and immediately getting kicked
>>573466034>But I do remember getting his invite for the next attempt and immediately getting kickedHoly cope, what a thick clown. Wonder when he realizes that he was the problem. I don't miss the chat because of these people. You did well anon.
with summer magical update approaching and a new ssd i was wondering if i should try and jump on enchanted edition although i find chat quite usefulmy toaster is the following:>i7 4700MQ (it's 4th gen iirc)>Geforce 740M 2GB>16 GB ram ddr3CPU and GPU worry me, since minimum stated for enchanted is i7 4770 and Geforce GTX 1630 4GB.I've read about some anons switching even tho they didn't match the minimum and playing just right since e&e has better optimization, but i'm still in doubt and spend a day to download that behemoth just to throw it away sounds bad.Thus, for the more tech savvy anons, could i try to go for the ""upgrade""?
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>>573463805>okay whatevs I'm just in for replay and fun>>573464181>>the dude kills him on the spot>>somehow no alarm>>he is dead on the floor though>>murdered in cold blood>>we go to the officeYou certainly succeeded on that point. That is hilarious.
>>573467236Stay on legacy as long as you can. Even though EE should support rasterizer for non RT cards.
>>573467617I swear if people would record failed heist attempts instead of their staged youtube skits, I'd watch it. It has picrel potential without working as EMT or first responder
>>573467802I wont go that far like this anon saidYou should just upgrade your PC
>>573468065You are right of course but consider that the PCIe throughput of a new graphics card is limited by the transfer speed of the CPU and it's PCIe bus. Bottleneck was always a meme name but it is real. (I own a PCIe 4.0 card on a PCIe 3.0 platform).
>>573468386Arent the new arc cards okay? well that is if you can get one. yeah you are in a similar situation to me where your mobo is at the end of its legs and you gotta essentially buy a new PC.
>>573467236Minimum requirements are just a suggestion, that just means for sure that was the weakest thing they tested it on that met their standards but who cares about their standards amirite? They dont want some 3rd world jabronis spamming their steam page with "piece of shit dont work i overclock my 486 and have 3dacclerator fix game or fuck you" so they try to build a wall with those specs. Or it could be they didnt check it on comparable hardware to yours because your shit was completely obsolete by the time ee was coming out. Only you can turn your memes into dreams son, I say download and report back how many frames per minute you're getting. If nothing else you can try to play gta irl by using your laptip to melt through a bank vault.
>>573471609That might be too low I think
Honestly, is the mansion actually worth it? I'm about halfway to the cheapest one
>>573469551>Arent the new arc cards okay? well that is if you can get one.A friend recently opted for one, I wouldn't trash talk them. They are worth their salt.>yeah you are in a similar situation to me where your mobo is at the end of its legs and you gotta essentially buy a new PCThis and I will not trash my 64GB DDR4 RAM for DDR5 RAM
>boar, pug, henGuess I'm not getting any animal photos today
Actually pretty fond of some of the mobile operations. The buggy(despite being a pretty bad vehicle altogether) makes for a good cooperative challenge, even if the targets just sit and let you shoot them. Like "stop that plane from taking off" as it has already left the ground and just decides to not gain altitude.
>>573473478Hen is easiest in the mexican hood where you deliver newspaper roll acidpug is most shit
>>573473478Hen is easy enough by going to some of the farms in the desert or the one close to the church, but pug is one of those bastards that spawn on like two streets.
>>573471984Yeah24 hours business boostsMansion security+business security=no raids20 car garageFree barber and tattoo artist next to wardrobeUnlocks a cool cutscene and later a mission that's worth playing once.
>>573474134>but pug is one of those bastards that spawn on like two streetssorry, the RNG replaced your cute pug with a mangy gross smelly poodle
>>573474598Do raids even exist? I've literally never been raided once and I don't even have the security upgrade on most of my businesses
>>573474990fully upgraded mansions delete the entire raid mechanic, even shadow raid bug is gone
>>573475675Don't have one yet. Can't decide between Richman and Vinewood.
>>573475770Doesn't matter, check how the exterior and pool are different in online videos. I own all and it is minute details if you prefer a fish pond over asian style. I forgot the 3rd exterior.
Finna buy the Sub. Anyone down for some Casa Bonita raid this weekend?
>>573476234The default one by the Madrazo kid is cool. Regular Cayo is a buzzkill for me, but I'm glad you experience the OG setup and mission. It's my fave.
Asset flip incoming
>>573477573>gas mask exterminatorOkay, if it is like the gangbanger robbery where you gas the cop station in a war crime, I'm all in. Why is the fucking DIEHARDMAN dude from Kojima in here?
>>573477573I sure wish any of the female hairs looked as good in game as they do in the posters. Fuck they're SO badly made. Like 60% of the hairs are unusable right out of the gate because they put the hairline at a fucking norwood 4 and most of the rest are dyke hairs
>>573477753>Why is the fucking DIEHARDMAN dude from Kojima in here?R* is waking up to edgy core, over are the times for cringe spergs like kdj and arab money jokes
>Art Studio>Break into the art world with an Art Studio expansion, complete with your own personal artist-in-residence ready to reproduce priceless masterpieces.
>>573481253does that mean i can finally have this painting in my mansion?
>>573477753Probably just mask choices for the heist, it could never be anything fun like a new villain
>>573481762>does that mean i can finally have this painting in my mansion?>>573478357>ready to reproduce priceless masterpiecesI guess we swap them with fakes? We probably will be able to claim and sell originals and fakes.Fake is probably the stealth approach with a 10% cut, and putting no fake probably the "loud" approach. It's wild they let us hire a forger. Probably this DLC will not suck at all!>>573481797I'm happy with that
>>573478357I was just thinking about how I never really played that game and you reminded me. Introducing characters named Deadman and Diehardman back to back followed by shitting sequences were just too much for me.
What's the new casino mobile
>>573483831DS1 was good, still mysterious. DS2 is dogshit. Kojima forces exposition dumps in case you really didn't get it the 5th time explained to you. The dollman on your belt constantly explains you game mechanics. Can you imagine wearing the yellow paint of gaming on your body? This guy will explain you how to shoot weapons. Like you have never played a game or DS1.It's not even remakes killing gaming at this point, it is that they make games so every idiot can fill in. Imagine self righting cars in GTA V. In GTA VI they will self right on the push of a button. Of course I am exaggerating now, or am I?
>>573484290>fill infit in
>>573477573>Kortz CenterSo will this be more like the GTA5 mission, or that Jug community mission?
>>5734858081-4 player "heist", like cayo. not a raid like cluckin bell. but it forces mansion and a paid art room to be eligible to participate (as host)
>>573477573>repeat character>new bike>oh wait that's just the manchez>old masks>old outfitsGeez, its not looking good... You think they'll at least fix the art stealing animation that has been broken for a while now?>>573481762Yes, that's even one of the examples in the site.https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/k4ao4417o525k5/the-kortz-center-heist-coming-to-gta-online-july-14
Huge version on the site too... in case you want a print of it IRL?
>>573486641>But they don't understand>players need more meaningless ways to grind money>not spend it>at least not on their terms>and they pay us for the right to do so!>only then we give them an extra slow drip feed>about 1 new vehicle per month>Trade price gated behind doing missions as host>Are they having fun yet..>Why is everyone so NOFN?!t. board meeting
>>573482121>Covering your tracks and being covert will be crucial for a maximum take, since art known to be stolen will be harder to fence, commanding lower prices on the secondary market. Ensuring no witnesses and wiping CCTV footage will keep the heat off you and your take higher.
kek, poor rabbits.
No idea what this is supposed to be a reference to.
>>573486641>https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/k4ao4417o525k5/the-kortz-center-heist-coming-to-gta-online-july-14>>573176341>My absolute wet dream is that I just select my own loadout and kit in a room of the mansion.Called it! It will be alright of a job.>Gear and tech will accumulate inside your Art Studio as you prepare, and you and your associates will be able to select from this stockpile when building a custom loadout for the Finale
Wait... has this general always been here ?
>remember that cowboy game we made?
>>573487514>Wait... has this general always been here ?Lul, jej even at this point. Look when the crews were made. Did /vg/ even exist then?
>>573487621Never noticed it before. This will be nice when gta6 is out
>>573487389second renaissance
>>573487621>Did /vg/ even exist then?Yes dummy, though I was a regular in the TES generals when we only had /v/
>>573463951he's the best option if you can teleport inside the vault
>>573486641this one?
>>573488024Beats me, I have car blindness.I swear there's like 5 versions of this same car in the game already.
>>573488024or this one?
>>573486641>>573488024hope the dripfeed gets better
>>573488554>reminds you the rr widebody exists to upset you more
>>573488823>jester.jpgshut your mouth rn>>573486641they let us remove the camo paint, rite? THEY LET US REMOVE THE CAMO PAINT???
>>573488823>disgastang.webmalways wondered why this garbage or the lscm cheetah aren't benny's vehicles
So you guys all bought your mansion this week if you didn't already months ago? It would be a shame to miss out next week and pay more. I'd tie toilet paper around my neck and jump from the top of my bunk bed if I'd was not part of it.
>>573486641>Once renovated, a gifted counterfeiter will occupy the Studio crafting forgeries to replace the valuable target pieces inside the museum. Consider them your personal artist-in-residence. Gear and tech will accumulate inside your Art Studio as you prepare, and you and your associates will be able to select from this stockpile when building a custom loadout for the Finale. How wonderful will it be if we have to wait in game for our artist to make the fakes. They couldn't be that lame, could they?
>>573486641>>573487020they were made by the same artist but they are 2 different paintings
>>573489878>They couldn't be that lame, could they?>three new paintings to steal each weekCooldowns baby, we love them!
>>573490283Cool downs are old news, I'm talking about waiting in game for a painting to finish like you would if you were waiting for a business to fill up.
I'm surprised they haven't created their own version of this car, a 4 seater hypercar would be sweet
>>573492610Certainly be the only useful for missions with a team or even 2 player where you have to chauffeur some NPC with your buddy. Please with semi-bulletproof glass, I don't even care about Imani since I don't PvP.
>>573492610>speaking of surprised they haven't added yet>hayabusa doesn't count
>>573477573My desires are simple. A little office there with some parking. The more parking space the better.
>>573492610hsw v12 schafter when?
>>573495832>hsw everythingThe money sink is right there, it would sell trillions of shark cards but Rockstar refuses to do it.
Is RDO still enjoyable with the file that makes you never play with other people?The sale ends in 2 weeks, me and the boys are looking for cowboy shenanigans.
10 new additions to gtao this week
>>573477573They added the lesbian milf poster to the poster!
>>573497984Idk, I've been playing on and off recently, but only the single player.
BADONKADOOOOOONK!!!i fucking love him so much
>>573514235BUTTHOLE!
>>573514235YO FRESHMEAT
>>573487389Roman being killed in GTAIV if you take the deal
Got to watch his 15 minute cutscene before I can even consider buying a submarine apparently
>>573514235id hate him so much less if first dose 4 didnt existannoying and pointless as a lifelong contact mission joiner
>>573497984I would think so. Just don't assume it will last for years and years before you run out of things to do.
>>573524354oh that mission was aidsyou can just stay afk when you're dealing with the enemies in first personif you die 10 times you go to the next stage
Yeah the mansions are kinda ass, but I really like this window beside the computer, real comfy starting the game up seeing the sun shining thru it.
Is it still 2x for bunker deliveries?
>>573527752I think so, I'm still doing some horns. Fuck what a chore.
Oppressor Mk II or a mansion first?
>>573530702I wouldn't even bother with the Mk2 unless you REALLY like it.I haven't touched mine in years
>>573530875Everyone says it makes missions le super fast and insists it's near mandatory
>>573530875I literally only use it when I'm doing CEO stuff and I have to split up so they get the buzzard and I just take that
>>573531010It's stupid it takes all the fun out of the game, as above so below.
>>573531010It's great if you're grinding missions. You can do the cayo set up in like 15 minutes with it if you get good rng, excluding gather intel obviously since you cant take it to the island. It makes a lot of missions faster when you're allowed to use it and if it becomes your favorite bike it heals you to 100% while flying it. It trivializes any mission where you have to chase down a bunch of cars and blow them up.
>>573527752I haven't looked, but everything else is the same as last week, except for the trial races.
I went gambling again.
>>573531010I prefer raiju personally, over mid to long distances its faster.Any time I HAVE to use a ground vehicle I prefer the Mk1 over the Mk2.
GTA online 3 desperately needs to refrain from the weaponized vehicles being available for player purchase
>>573533506Everyone is going to have a wishlist, but ultimately they will sell whatever sells more shark cards.
>>573531010The sparrow is about equal in utility.
So what's the damage of these sales for you guys? Here's what I got. Am I ever gonna use these? Probably not, but I have way too many open garage and hangar space and more money than I can spend anyway.>>573527752Yeah>>573530702MK1 and Mansion.
Will I have to get gas in gta vi Will I be able to run out of gas or shoot the gas tank of other cars to get them to run out
>>573538259>So what's the damage of these sales for you guys?$000000
>just came back after 3 year hiatus on enhanced >my obviously cheated 5d old char with 1billion gambling wins in 2h and lvl 700 still not banned not even shadow banned>still have 999 898 999 daily gambling attemps on legacy while ppl who exploited it legit got perma bannedI love rockstar man
>>573066453you got a discount and i got a free upgrade thanks to that bike
>>573541483Nice spend some money and catch up with everyone else
>>573538259Cool as both of those planes are, both are very dissapointing.>alkonost only has bombs as weapons>they are no different and of the same 50 bomb capacity as fighter planes>it's giant>Titan 250D's main guns fire only 300 meters now>on this map>compared to the avenger's 2500 meter range turrets>with 360% rotation
>that outfit screams "los santos entrepreneur" sirdoes it?
>>573544456That outfit screams "I've been running from the government for the last 30 years because I stole 40billion but they'll never catch me cause whoever gets close gets killed or paid off" and also a little bit of "I like to take care of myself"
>>573544456Looks like a dude that tried to sell me tranny porn dvds outside of a concert one time.
>>573545527>triedyou missed out
PC Crew inv requested. >lvl202 with many cars I would like to show off. I am minimally retarded
>>573547761blacklisted
>>573547832lol. lmao even
>>573541696i just noticed the license plate
>>573544329All these years later, I'm still ready for San Fierro and Las Venturas to float back in and connect to the mainland.
>>573510215>They added the lesbian milf poster to the poster!That just describes half the thread anon
>>573547761>minimally retardedsorry only the maximally retarded allowed. Try again next thread.
Reales' niggas let they ball' hang lo'
>>573556108I feel slightly offended
>>573557671Then why is no one in here like her? It's okay, many BEST MOM NEVER are still valid and cute!
>>573558463I just think she doesn't look like a milf
>>573510215Me? But I am blond and have no slicked back hair. Might be cool with the new engine and hair physics though.>>573557671>>573558908It's quite a label to be called that, but I am forced to accept it and see it as endearment. Maybe someone needs a mommy.
>>573372631the gum might cause cancer, it's california after all>>573559141I am not going to give that easily.
>>573560480That leaves you only 2 options.
>>573559141>ILuvAnal>Maybe someone needs a mommyMommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mo-
>>573560674There's clearly 3 options pictured.>>573561326>ILuvAnalThanks for spelling it out, I am too tired. Just stared at the plate for a good while and couldn't figure it out.
>>573560674Ass Nobody? Grass Rides? Gas For Free? Sign me up
>>573561769You are exactly the type of person that qualifies for the crew. Consider yourself hired!
>>573559141Nice plates>I1uv4n41Me too.
>>573564135>Me tooSuch a good girl!
>>573564135>>573564201too early for horny hours, but then again, we are closing in on the post limit
>>573565529I gave someone my consent last night to do things to me and I cannot even get horny now after the train he ran on me. Tfw probably a clear mind for 2 days.
Didn't even notice the Avenger fighting an Oppressor in the background. >>573565529Gotta pass the time until Kortz Center arrives. Or until I can redo doomsday.>>573564201Not even asking if she's a giver or a taker before saying that? It's both
girls that like buttstuff are cool>girls lol
>>573566324it's already over
>>573565925It's gonna be a long and steamy week.>>573566324girls with benefits
>>573566324I mean they're more fun to hang with. Both cis and trans. Bitches do be wild
>>573566715last Gtag trans I dated I think is dead now so idk
My honest to this thread at times can be easily summarized by my mutes reaction to the baffling shenanigans in the game.
Any way to make a topless outfit or jacket with no under shirt?
>>573567258Technically speaking, our characters are not mutes. They wanted to tell Ron something during the Hangar buy cutscene but he talked over us.
>>573567273We all know this is for a female character>inb4 male character, yeah just do it
Each and every one of our characters was a drug mule holding various baggies in our ass. Lamar and Gerald needed the delivery.
>Update just came out>inb4 they patched the scuba glitch
>>573567083You let him down
THREAD FLATLINED
>>573567725I don't see any update.
All you have to do is follow the damn train, straight to the next thread
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>anal talkYou people sicken me.
>>573571085Get over yourself prude, sound gayer than a priest
