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>Latest Nightreign patch notes
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032

>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcome
https://rentry.org/d5guide

>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coop
https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png

>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guide
https://rentry.co/ergMMVW

>Nightlord resistances chart
https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg

>The main information document for Elden Ring
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4

>Group/Multiplayer Password
erg

Touch Bloodstain: >>573021580
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uoh
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>>573136183
great OP pic
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gg cold dog
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>>573137283
elf 67 against adel my hero
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gg big purple chicken
red DTS hits so hard lol
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Can anyone explain how to use the spirit birds properly? They keep dropping me immediately after I take off and the rest of my team can go across the map. I don't press anything after it starts.
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why is shitpo pretending to be a new player
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nyot me
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gg fish dodge
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>>573137486
friend are you alt tabbing during the bird
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>>573137486
Don't alt tab, don't hold a direction, just let go of your joy stick
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my waifs
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>>573137917
>>573138034

no I grab it then it starts descending immediately, and drops me off right after. I tried holding up or forward on the analog stick a few times thinking it would keep me on since it can be steered slightly, but nothing helps.
I don't have time to alt tab because I'm trying to keep up with my team.
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my latest kino upload got 1k views
nice
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>>573138086
yiff in hell
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>>573138118
Link me
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>>573138114
maybe your controller has stick drift? Might be worth it to check controller mapping both in game and via steam
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>>573138118
Kike me
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>>573138114
You press the button to get on the bird and don't hold it. If you hold it you start to glide early. If you steer it out of the wind stream it also triggers a glide. If it's an instant drop then you're hitting the button to instant drop.
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GG Bigeepy. My controller ran out of battery when I wanted to use uplifting aromatic lmao.
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gg wet dog i hate ed augur so much its unreal
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>>573139617
>>573139601
Girl team
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>>573139601
gg. kek at all of us greeding a charge L2 at the first laser. Idk how that double hit you guys though unless you lost your sixth sense before that
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>>573139601
>>573139617
>3 wylders
>no 6th senses
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>>573139723
yeah we both lost ours seconds before it, -rep for us i guess
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>>573139808
whats wrong with that?
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negative dps squad
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game punished with bad seed and loot for dodging augur
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gg ISA is so ass to play wow
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>>573140261
Yeah, it is. If you have to rely on charged attack negation or successive, the whole gameplan takes a nosedive dps wise.

But sometimes you get hoarah's greataxe with a bunch of 2H attack power and you hit for 2.5k per swing. But it's just too rare.
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Stanced the fuck out
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GG Coldligo, tired. I am surprised you weren't using shield for fire Extremist.
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>>573136183
strange OP pic
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>>573142303
>>573142317
dustqt...
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>>573142317
This thing was just cool
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>>573142446
black flame is s tier. thheres a reason why its black
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midreign lost
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>>573142935
go to sleep
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>>573142935
hi uoh
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>>573142935
rep me
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>>573142935
lesser player than zorban -rep
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Please all of you stop posting disgusting pedo slop. I’m so fucking tired of seeing it.
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>>573142935
cute and funny +rep
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>>573142935
>gacha SEAmonkey opinion
to the trash it goes elf
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please keep posting pedo kino in the name of Allah
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Please keep posting pedo gem
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>>573143172
elf is from SEA? no...
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wuhhh buh cold duh d-dog
j-juh jee yuh-ee bold cog
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>>573143075
+Rep a chungus amongus

>>573142996
-rep stupid
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>>573143538
rape
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>>573142935
>good game aside from ED Libra
what did it lose to?
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>>573143538
I look like this
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>>573143538
good /dsgod/ post
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>>573142547
what does that mean
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>>573136183
>>573117908
>>573111235
>>573109604
>>573123303
>>573142935
Good images you did well here
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>>573144148
>>573136707
>>573136370
>>573143135
>>573143203
The age of consent is 18
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>>573144812
shut it, jew
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>>573144812
Those are drawings
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>>573144951
Drawings of what ?
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>>573145370
of anime characters
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>>573145370
>Show's pic of a cat
>"Woah wtf are you doing?? I'm allergic to cats!"
>"It's just a picture"
>"Uh, Duuh a picture of what?"
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>>573145687
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>>573145687
mental gymnastics of brown pdfs is so weird
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I guess you used your ult after I went down? Weird, I thought we had that.
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>>573146250
Sorry, next time I will bring a real dps character and carry. 8% improved sorceries is kind of weak against gnoster.
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>>573146250
**before, but you landed after I went down and I should've been close enough to get revived there. oh well nice try
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>>573146250
>>573146339
I got fucked by bad negation (no cr2 or taking damage) and a magic weapon
nt you 2s
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>>573145687
>>573145491
>skirting around the question because you know you can't answer it without looking like a pedophile
I rest my case
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I will be the next pedobal
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>>573145942
Pedophile isn't filtered like desu or onions. You can just type it.
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moooom the D tiers wiped to normal bugs again
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>>573147206
>normal bugs
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push your lanterns on across the maze
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dee es jeee
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why cold dogs
why do this....
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this hammer sucks so bad
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>>573148838
GG.
Was fun watching you hitting the air.
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>>573149143
it was 2 frenzy trolls, 1 frenzy knight and a bunch of frenzy foot soldiers. I've never seen that night horde before, it's always been horse riding bell ringers or dogs and crows
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whos q'd?
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me
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>>573150079
not me, my X button started sticking so sometimes it's get stuck down and I can't jump or select stuff or move my items around
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>>573149295
I’ll queue an MMV game
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>>573151716
I won't
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1/3 MMV
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>>573152407
2/3
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I just don’t get why it has to be the little anime girls there’s so many that look like adults to choose from
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>>573152128
Lmaoity meowity at this chump
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>>573152741
shes ackshually a 600 year old dragon
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loli is erg culcha
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Should I queue or play convergence
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>>573152741
>>573153929
>>573153997
>daughterfu enjoyer has to suffer the existence of waifu degens
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>>573154076
queue vanilla pls
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>>573154114
who's asking
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>>573154076
MMV always and forget. I’m giving up if I don’t get a pop in 10 mins though
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>>573154245
me
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>>573154114
I just booted it up, 1/3
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>>573153997
you are the inorganic detritus of society
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>>573154623
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why dodge
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>dodging dreglord
come on now son
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fuck u i wanted to fight dreg
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Which one of you niggas is constantly dodging, bitch.
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>>573154740
>>573154798
>>573154842
>>573154858
names?
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>>573154858
it's one of you two, not me. I readied up for heolstor and got an error right away
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>>573154858
>>573154957
Why did you dodge dreg?
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>>573155019
I didn't I was green and I readied up on ironeye, blue dropped after ~7 seconds
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>now I'm the only one in the q
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>>573155083
I readied and it then said matchmaking error. Same thing happened with Greg.
>>573155231
It's okay we'll get a third.
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>>573155083
I believe you. @wylder why did you dodge dreg lord?
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>>573155394
Oh okay, it was just a network error I guess. Mystery solved
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>>573155047
>>573155769
cute and funny
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Pedos will get the rope
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>>573155769
>>573155047
smol exewives
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>>573156296
When?
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!
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are there any other synchronized jumping enjoyers itt
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>>573142935
lower-mid player
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>>573143101
Said everyone ever

>>573143181
>muzzie is a pedo
Taking after mutthammed I see
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>>573143210
every gacha player is
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>>573156296
>>573156358
I wish and hope. Pedos are fucking disgusting.
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>>573156664
gg run it back?
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>>573157036
cooking for 20 mins but then I will
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>>573156873
Im not a gacha gamer and I'm not from SEA. Pipe down c tier
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>>573157143
Hi
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>accidentally queue randoms
>beastlop rev and haloslop duchess
>both with cheated relics
do people really enjoy playing the game this way?
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>>573156507
my husband makes and feeds me ingestibles that look exactly like that
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those aren't people
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>>573157373
If they aren't a duo they are probably all thinking the same thing about each other bc a normal round would have one of them and 2 useless idiots that aren't even running ninvaders in depths.
t. randoms grinder
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>>573157373
I don't know but it's any nightfarer these days
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>>573157143
Idgi
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Fuck yo bubbles nigga
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Shut up retard
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Keep talking smartypants
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gg harmonia, I kept thinking I'd find a DNAF but I didn't. should've taken the successive attacks DN.
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GG Balancers. Can't believe you both had LLTBT, I really should've kept one of the ones you dropped earlier but at that point no one had it.
Also I was surprised neither of you took that increased melee 15% considering it also boosts skill damage.
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I honestly can’t understand people queuing vanilla over mmv
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>>573159459
I have no interest in moidslop
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MMV propaganda
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>>573159405
I thought it was going to be red birds and we'd funnel them to you
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>>573159405
>>573159535
Usually Practice does that job, so I think it's funny to see that he didn't do it here. Especially because it sounds like this anon didn't know that strat.
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>>573159459
If I could queue both I'd but vanilla has more people, I don't want to play with same 2 anons over and over with hours of queue time in between.
Also alot of modded stuff feels way overtuned.
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>>573157084
t. D tier
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>>573159656
I have 90% chance to die to worm so I am not to be trusted with red birds lmao. I suppose I haven't died in past few games to worm so maybe I am getting better at it.
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>>573159849
Yeah most of us are bad at it so one of the good players takes that role, so for him to dump it on someone who doesn’t even know the strat is kinda hilarious to me
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Whoever the fanshart poster is needs to kill themselves these are all garbage
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What's the most offensive thing I should put for a name in nightreign?
I'm trying to anger as much CCP subhumans as possible.
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learn from taiwan
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>>573161668
All of these should go uncensored:
Xinnie the Pooh
Tiananmen Square
Free Taiwan
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>>573161668
Probably just something with taiwan
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somehow kept my eventual greatness thru all that day 2, gg my squad
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gg, extremist by the time you got downed I always already halfway to the other side or I'd have gone back for you at the beginning
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buying a smithing stone 2 and waiting for the crystal shart that never comes is like being pregnant and buying baby clothes and baby toys only to miscarry gg
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>>573162514
my wife is currently pregnant and your post deeply saddened me
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>>573162512
youre fine dont worry about that
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>>573162512
>>573162709
oh yeah that was unfortunate, sorry I jumped off the second you died and by the time I could walk all the way back in and go up the stairs you would have respawned already
>>573162706
sorry I say the weirdest things sometimes
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>>573161668
I was watching some chinese drama on tiktok, and there was a scene where the main character encounters some arrogant Japanese martial artist. The MC got really angry that a Japanese person would insult China. He had his little moment where he insults the Japanese man back, and humiliates him using his far superior power. I imagine that from a Chinese persona's perspective, it was a very patriotic kind of scene. Like Americans beating up some arrogant Russians, while spouting lines like "welcome to the land of the free".

Anyway: point is, maybe if you implied Japanese superiority over China, you will possibly ruffle some feathers.
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https://litter.catbox.moe/ganjr3.jpg
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>>573162991
known darkness wylders?
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>>573162991
Kys already faggot ass retard
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>>573162507
you have been playing for 8 hours
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>>573163390
he's p based ngl unc
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>>573163312
shiteazu
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>>573163390
based for an unc
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>>573163461
meant for >>573163282
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>>573162871
it's ok, there are no signs of miscarriage and the baby is due in a couple months
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>>573161668
Manchuria is Japanese
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>>573158553
zesty muttbuck
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>>573163461
xhe said known and not mixed-skin shitters
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>Zorban on a 109 streak while chungus maxxing with randoms
sisters.... how can we bear this humiliation?
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>>573164634
bullshit
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>>573164634
Kys fat loser
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im one step closer to d5
and im about to queue
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>>573165276
vanilla password?
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terrgawd
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>>573164634
he had a cannot reconnect bugged game and he didn't count it
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Nice carry!
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>>573165731
>he had a loss but it does not count!
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>>573166137
execusaar humiliation ritual
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>>573166235
be quiet wyldjeet
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>>573165331
do you wanna play mmv
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>>573161817
>>573162140
>>573162414
>>573162903
>>573164043
How about this?
Nanjing Samurai
They learn it in school. That the Samurai is superior to the CCPigs!
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>>573166569
wyldalitmen not like this...
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wyldsaars... its over.
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Queue status?
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Wyldtroons are so lame and raped and brown...
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>trying to force it this hard
so brown and raped
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>>573164634
i swear the people who spam this shit don't even play
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>>573167201
joining if shiftyqueen queues
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>>573167671
animal dog do not posted this my reputation
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>>573167671
ultra nightmare lobby
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>>573167201
1/3
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>>573163282
yerbatero, devil knight, aschev, viteazu
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>>573167792
>>573168017
I'll queue in a bit then
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>>573158853
i hope you are doing ok and i'm always wishing you well
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>>573158853
hi radahn can you summon the cool ergies from back then
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>>573168173
All brown and raped
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>>573168595
Thanks bro. Same to you. Things are bad out there.

>>573168712
I'll do my best to summon them. If they're still alive...
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xis xour clitty is leaky again
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>>573165731
So his log doesn’t have 109?
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>>573167671
you didn't have to keep recording letting practice's bars show
>>573166592
I tried it, I didn't really like the traitorous divine fight and that soured me on it.
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modtroons b like yooo this shit is lit fr
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>>573169439
what killed him? i dont see anything
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>>573169585
>what killed him
God
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>>573169651
you mean because he's indian?
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>>573165731
Lol my streak would’ve been like 300+ if chewsday maintenances didn’t count
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>>573169845
>>573169651
>>573169585
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>>573169957
trish you dont even q anymore shut up
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>>573136183
>No update since forever
So, Fromsoft abandons this game, right?
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>>573169327
but balancer raid is the cherry on top of the clip
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>>573170285
didnt even notice, it is yeah I know it's probably posted to make fun of these guys but I enjoy playing with them. haven't booted NR in a week now thou
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>>573166569
>>573166982
hush
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These guys blatantly copied the square off stance
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>>573168173
all so cool
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Probably the most bullshit Caligo I ever did.
None of those downs were deserved.
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>>573171212
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>>573168173
>yerba
No.
>Devil Knight
Yes.
>aschev
No.
>viteazu
No?

You don't play the game.
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birds
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>>573171212
Names?
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>>573171336
Names?
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>>573171336
Practice
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>>573171336
terr
terrance
theresa
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>>573171283
GG Balancers. I shouldn't have grabbed arcane respec from libra desu.
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>>573171283
Out of my last 10 bouncers only 2 have been ED... I need to kill ze worm it's in my blood
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>>573171410
all brown and obsessed with Wyldgod.
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>>573171336
>>573171403
terr
terr knight
terr again
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>>573171530
Names?
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>>573167671
exedalits we are so lame and brown, we had one job...

>>573169327
>practinx's ego-clitty leaking
kino
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>>573169439
>Isaac floats away after reving him
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>>573171592
terr
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1/3 mmv
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>>573171917
Names?
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>OP pic with literal CP on it
>threadschizos don't complain
I'm nyooooticing
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>>573171987
Names?
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>>573171842
Just known mushstomper things
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Mistle
Etony
VergilD
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>>573172187
Names?
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>>573171464
Losing to Whiter Europeans is in your blood, actually, cabrontinx
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>>573171464
end your pathetic life trash
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oh my gawwwwd
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Names?
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>rent free schizos
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>>573171464
neck yourself freak
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>>573172715
Names?
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>>573172779
>I'll spam the thread with schizobabble that'll show my nemesis
so weird....
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>>573172887
Names?
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>>573172887
>>
Anons you don't have to reply to every post.
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>>573172998
Names?
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>>573172948
ochinchin
omanko
billy
>>
私の名は『吉良吉影』年齢33歳
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仕事は『カメユーチェーン店』の会社員で毎日遅くとも夜8時までには帰宅す
タバコは吸わない 酒は たしなむ程度
夜11時には床につき 必ず8時間は睡眠をとるようにしている……
寝る前にあたたかいミルクを飲み 20分ほどのストレッチで体をほぐしてから床につくと ほとんど朝まで熟睡さ……

わたしは常に『心の平穏』を願って生きてる人間ということを説明しているのだよ……
『勝ち負け』にこだわったり 頭をかかえるような『トラブル』とか 夜もねむれないといった『敵』をつくらない……というのが
わたしの社会に対する姿勢であり それが自分の幸福だということを知っている……
もっとも 闘ったとしても わたしは誰にも負けんがね

つまり重ちーくん… 君はわたしの睡眠を妨げる『トラブル』であり『敵』というわけさ
誰かにしゃべられる前に……
君を始末させてもらう
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>>573172887
trash why did you disappoint your parents?
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>>573173136
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>>573173136
Names?
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>>573172887
is it true that you and your cocksuckers still aren't over it?
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>>573173427
Names?
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>>573172887
all you need to do is kill yourself for the love of god
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>>573172887
How is it schizophrenic to describe your behavior
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Norf erg FC > south dsjeet FC
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Names?
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I habe an infection on my tongue it kinda hurts
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>>573173981
Names?
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>>573173741
>>573173697
>>573173427
Oh yeah keep sucking Im almost there
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>>573173762
fc today
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I think DOS is losing it
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NAMES?
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>killed TWO furnace golems today, easily, with Z E R O scuda blessings
>dickhead katana man in mausoleum has a hyper armor roll catch spam L2
i'm starting to realize that this dlc is ass. but no one noticed because they just used easy mode.
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cute newfig post
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yaaw
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gg cold birds
>no moonveil again
pain desu, the damge on the glintstone pebble skill+followup isn't the worst but it doesn't feel great to use
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>>573175606
>>573175651
GG!!!!!!!!!
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>>573175395
Everyone noticed. It's still widely considered one of their worst DLCs. And yes, the NPC enemies cheat, and I am pretty sure the great katanna chic has an L2 with infinite hyperarmour?
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>>573175395
>easy mode
What are you talking about? Sounds more like you're projecting your skill issue mate
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>>573175395
>used easy mode
le bait
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any1 qd?
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>>573144812
No it’s not. It’s 16 here and in like half of the world.
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>>573152741
men are programmed to want fresh meat pretty simple
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>>573175787
yes she does, and turns on the spot too
>>573175805
>>573175838
if you used ANY scuda tree fragments you didn't beat the dlc
Sounds more like you're projecting your skill issue mate
fuck off
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>>573175787
>the NPC enemies cheat
Name one fromsoft game where this is not the case
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>>573176476
>if you used ANY scuda tree fragments you didn't beat the dlc
add it to the list
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>>573176921
frankly if you even considered using them you're not a dark souls player.
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I unironically will never use scadu fragments
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>>573176476
pretty shit bait 2/10
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>>573176772
>but what about [x]
Doesn't matter it's the worst it's ever been in ER/SoTE, which is the point.
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>>573174676
fc it up
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Anyone in the vanilla queue?
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>>573178030
me (terr)
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>>573166569
>automatically assumes it’s his rapist
weird…
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>>573173762
truth
>>573178276
nasty
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>>573170271
yes ESL-kun that is in fact what they did very tragic
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>>573178464
xhe copied xhis rapist's schtick after months so it's to be expected.
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elden rape general
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>>573169073
Hot...
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>>573157423
oh my goodness...husbun poster is an indian girlboss with a househusband
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>>573157423
When are you going to have children?
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Forgot about the hitbox on the worm resurfacing award, GG ED Balancers

Ironeye, you need to mark them, and don't ever revive someone next to the worm like that, if I hadn't had my ult that would have just killed me again. If you're gonna do it, time it with the explosion at least so only one of us has to blow ult.
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gg red balancers
shit caldera spawn/seed and 0 full hp negations found by any of us
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just say van gils
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Just say Dior Fahrenheit
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trish tinx
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>queue
>"great, instant game with no queuing time"
>forgot I took the pw off
>randoms are great and not cheating, even the dormant crossbows ironeye
>easiest great hollow mohg into ED balancers I've ever had
noice, will queue erg proper later after the footy
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>>573175395
I don't understand why you would ignore a balanced and intended method of dlc progression? Is it a retard thing? Cc?
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>>573164634
Good for him I'm glad he finally got it after playing for 9 hours a day every single day in the past 6 months
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>>573168712
Shut it freak
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>>573180594
randoms can be good, they can also be great daytime players while 3barring to nightlords
>>573180743
that's not me but i agree the game's too easy with skibidi fragments if you aren't balancing yourself
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>>573163991
>>573162706
why do people get online and lie like this
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Bros I just cannot have fun with Reforged or Convergence, I want to try enjoying ER again but I just can't. It stops being fun in few hours. Never had this issue with older souls, maybe I just cannot enjoy open world map slop.
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>>573161817
>>573162140
>>573162414
>>573162903
>>573164043
>>573166846
What about those islands off their coasts they still argue about? Some reference to them will probably make them mad
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1/3 for 20 minutes im out
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>>573181512
It's the price of open world, you get an interesting exploratory period on the first playthrough and then it's just abysmal dogshit on recurrent ones.
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>>573181204
i love cc
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gg hot bugs
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>>573182321
gg, you melted them
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>>573180594
randoms are a real mixed bag, mostly skillslopers and weird chinese meta stuff although the comments they leave on your profile can be pretty funny
>>573181204
the shadow fragments aren't that bad as long as you pace them out instead of just blitzing them all at the start but they're a pretty boring progression method
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Nt dogs
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>>573182820
unqueueing now thanks
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>>573182820
>lv12
HOW COULD IT POSSIBLY GO THIS BAD?
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>>573182820
>when zane is the best player in the team
Horrifying stuff
>lv12
how is that even possible
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>>573177282
Finally someone with their head on straight around here
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Think I’ll do the new dlc area and finish up. The scaling has got a bit weird where normal enemies have 27k+ hp and a white bear has 40k hp but then Mohg has 27k.
>>573182726
Difficulty scaling via progression is a good mechanic if done right. Obviously collectibles are not it being done right
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>>573164703
kek

>>573166232
It's not a loss

>>573169192
The log did not count it as a loss

Anons are pretty mouthy while playing slop on a password
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>>573176476
What is the scadu tree again?
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>>573182820
van gils is easily the worst player i've ever seen im blocking this cunt
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>>573183860
The heat from the erdtree cooks the rice.
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>>573181204
>that's not me but i agree the game's too easy with skibidi fragments if you aren't balancing yourself
How can you know the games balance without playing it first though? I think they're balanced on a blind playthrough
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>>573183860
The Shadow of the 'Erdtree
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>>573182879
>>573182984
>>573183102
>>573183913
that ss is from a stream 'stremist did last week
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>>573183860
The correct way to say scadu is shadow, so its the shadow tree

Shadow of what? who knows, some say its literally the shadow of the erdtree which sure is something
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>>573183431
>Difficulty scaling via collectibles you pick off the floor (Skibidi toilet fragments) bad!
>Difficulty scaling via picking up rocks off the floor (Smithing stones) good!

Intredasting
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>>573184045
They are balanced around a first playthrough, you are talking to delulu people that think D5 bloat still isn't enough (it is, they are just jobless)
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>>573183431
>Difficulty scaling via progression is a good mechanic if done right
No shit dude, thats how the souls games have worked since day 1
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>>573183848
A w/l ratio so bad only trash could match it I reckon
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only thing i wont defend from the dlc are the furnace golems
what the actual fuck were they thinking with those? They are so insanely tedious when you take them down the "intended" way.
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>>573182820
LMAOOOO
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>>573162514
>>573157084
>>573171464
>>573172887
>>573181204
You better fucking look like that or else.
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>>573181884
shut up obese nigtard
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>>573184169
Even though I’ve complained about that system more
>start of a elden ring run typically consisting of running around on torrent for hours picking up bearings to upgrade a weapon
>level one playthroughs typically a joke since it’s more breaking the structure upgrading your weapon beyond what bosses can handle
>elden ring game structure such a mess that you’re showered with smithing stones in farum azula two minutes before the games ends in a boss rush
The biggest issues in souls games are
1. The level system (too many levels)
2. Status
3. The weapon level system
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>>573184949
Yeah how about not doing that. Stop being so optimal and just casually roam around using whatever you find, maybe that will be more fun.
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>>573184169
Weapon upgrades don't make the bosses do less damage.
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>>573181204
I can't believe cc is built like that
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>>573184949
arcane universally scaling all status buildup in nightreign is good doooooooooeeverrrbeitntly??
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>>573184949
L take
-rep

the issue in elden ring is that they placed the bell bearings in retarded locations, for example the first regular & somber ones should have been in limgrave and weeping not fucking liurnia
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>>573184541
>only thing
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>>573162514
>>573157084
>>573171464
>>573172887
>>573181204
>>573182726
post your footy
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>>573184404
Post yours
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>>573186096
post your hanging
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>>573185205
If you casually roam you’ll make the game easier for yourself then you aren’t given enough resources to switch weapons on the fly especially since you’re typically locked into a bit due to restrictive weapon stat requirements
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>>573186141
How would that change the fact that you both probably have some of the worst ratios on the pw?
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trashpo is jealous of cc again i see
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>>573181204
as a normal straight man does it bother you that people think you’re a girl
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GGs, thank you for understanding I wanted shop item. Also lmao, 2 ranged guys and neither wanted to be on moth duty.
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gg 3bugs
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>>573184002
>>573184138
Well that’s dumb
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>>573186873
>avatarfagging as a schoolgirl on 4chungus
>"normal"
>"straight"
kekky
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>>573187138
I don't usually do ranged so moth duty slipped my mind, not that it matters since emem melted them.
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>>573187138
Recluse isn't great for moth duty due to 50% damage reduction
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>>573187318
you don't know what avatarfagging means
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too obvious trashpo
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where is dustina
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>>573187407
It's exactly what you are doing thoughbeit.
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>>573187586
pipe down threadpest
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>>573183913
that's not terr
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anyone queueing right now?
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>>573188247
me (terr)
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>>573188247
me (mistle)
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>Queue taking too long
>Rando game
>TWO halosloppers

God, why do these "people" exist
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gg honse
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>>573186443
So you're the shitposter that doesn't play the game, no big surprise
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>>573189140
Its fun to do once in a while, not everyone plays the game every day like its their day job.
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>>573189140
beastsloppers are worse, a haloslopper is deadweight until they hit something good past level 7 and they can miss the whole game
beastslop trivialised all early and mid game content while being stronger than most builds late game all without relying on luck
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>>573189336
>trashpo duoq
>>573186853 >>573187453 was right
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>>573189342
>deflecting
It's just a bad ratio, sorry that pointing that out bothers you.
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>>573189336
gg memechurch hp
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>>573189727
worthless maggot, go kill yourself
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>>573189336
Saar! we are BRAHMIN
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What'd we think erg? With the beastclaw greathammer it'll be just like haloslop!
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What is the most consistent way to bait (You)s here?
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>>573189936
talk about mush or terr
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>>573189932
if only beastclaw greathammer was good
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>>573189936
Bait the resident threadcows in talking in third person
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>>573189936
Pretend to be trish and spout some retarded opinion
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gg normal man! Thank you blessed Wylder for letting the girlies have LLTBT first <3 I'm sorry we didn't find a third, but I guess it was fine considering it ended up being normal.
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>>573189727
why don't your parents love you trash?
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1/3 MMV
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>>573189936
dragonfaggotry
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>>573190643
you don't look like this and will never look like this
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>>573189932
some kind of skillslop beastslop hybrid for augur maybe
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>>573190643
Didn't ask
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Unlimited arrow talisman seems pretty OP in convergence mod. Also pretty neat I can just teleport to dlc and fight an easy boss instead of doing Mohg route. Anyone know how much of the DLC is converged?
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>>573190497
Truth
>>573190643
Did ask
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>>573182820
>>573183102
>>573184119

It was map info missing. We pinged the invader church near where we were landing then I pinged the invader tornado across the map just to say where it was and that got interpreted as a ping to go there so we had a level 2 madness swamp invaders situation.
I knew it was a mistake the whole way there but didn't course correct because I'm lame and retarded

I am on a -2 win streak on other peoples streams vs ed dogs
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>>573189665
>deflecting
No, posting your stats like I did does not dox you, no one would know who you are
It's not that you refuse to post it, it's that you cannot, because you don't play the game.
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>>573190643
You forgot to kill yourself again, troonshitlard.
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Play the mod, saars.
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>>573191593
NTA but posting stats does dox you to some extent actually
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>>573189936
Roleplaying as druggieanon is guaranteed replied every time.
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>>573156353
brown fan fiction
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>>573191667
Troontinx is such a lame poltroon. Everyone should block him.
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>>573191730
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>>573189936
type "cc"
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>>573145687
>>573153997
Dangerous truth
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>>573192026
More like you're a danger to society because you're a pedophile
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>>573191730
He knows that he just needs a cope for his terrible stats.
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how does my friend pirate SOTE so he doesn't have to pay 40 dollars for one seamless session
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your all shitters nyow duel it out
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does item share even work with starlight shards i dont even know
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yuh yuh
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>>573192861
Yes
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>>573192861
It's confusing because it doesn't change the animation, but they are shared yes.
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>>573192118
Posts are still true deal with it
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>>573192896
>>573148469
>>573144000
>>573143538
Shut it and die threadshitting maggot
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>>573176476
That's like saying that if you leveled up you cheated. Scadus are parallel levels for the dlc.
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>>573143538
Perfect capture of inane pwsissy posts good job
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I didn't even realize they all died
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Nice thread ergies
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There's this one guy who gets irrationally angry about anything dsg related it's pretty funny to look at
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>>573194526
Nice contribution threadjeet

>>573194663
>irrationally
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dsg>erg
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>>573194663
>>573194894
smelly dsjeet posts
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>>573143538
I look like this and post like this after games
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>>573194894
xhe immediately replied in anger good job
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trish tonx
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you now remember when jee joined a /dsg/ fc in 2019
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>>573195318
don’t talk to yourself cocksucker
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>>573195718
take your own advice teerjeet
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i dont cuz im a nusoi
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>>573195878
im talking to a cocksucker not myself that doesn’t even make sense retard
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>>573196038
>jeetbabble can't understand the nuances of a dialogue
raped beyond the realms neck yourself
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>>573196179
what you said makes no sense whatsoever. don’t talk to yourself threadshitter. behave.
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>it's shitflinging hours again
>>
More like terrjeet melting down over being clocked again hours
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>>573196340
just two more posts and india will become a superpower saar I trust you do the needful
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xhe is so obsessed
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>>573196702
don’t share your hopes and dreams with me maggot. behave and see >>573196340
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Is it just this 1 guy who got mindraped by /dsg/ or are the multiple?
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GG mystery horse. I chudheart screwing around.
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t*** gettin dat ass beat again
>>
>>
All these anons telling each other to behave is too lewd
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terr my little angel
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1/3 post-victory vanilla queue
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>>573196798
Definitely just one guy majority of us don't care about dsg or terr or whatever
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Terrjeet damage control in full swing
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>>573197112
He always makes it so obvious it’s genuinely pathetic a creature like that posts here
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kys parsetroon
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>>573196772
refer to >>573195878 terrjeet
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princess baby trish
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>>573197165
>>573197112
Don't reply to yourself mindraped threadshitter
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>>573197394 (me)
meant for this shameless cocksucker here >>573196972 >>573196798
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>>573197350
>resorting to your low effort threadshitting after being effortlessly clocked
your raped and gaped holes need medical attention your concession is acknowledged and accepted not to worry
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>>573197739
my message for you is >>573031564
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pls queue to own the threadshitters
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>>573198037
who's asking?
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>>573197745
post the spongebob version
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>>573198108
Aschev
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>>573198108
you don't even play the game do you, just queue and find out
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>>573197849
we know you can’t speak proper English jeet no need to further prove it
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>>573198108
terr
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>>573198435
who's "we" schizo don't mention your dalit friends just like that
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erg is so dead... maybe I'll put the pw back on for the weekend, sad times
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>>573198762
“we” being human beings illiterate retard you just keep digging that hole deeper and it’s so sad
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>>573199162
yes india is very densely populated thanks for the info saar baluchistan has lots of culture!
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god 2 remake is in the works o algo
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>>573199372
i don’t care Sanjay keep your info about your homeland to yourself
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>>573190643
Normal man?
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>>573200265
Hopefully it will be good this time if so.
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>>573200690
it is the best
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even doe god3 mogs it
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>>573200616
I forgot to type goat at the end. "Normal man goat" was my intention lol.
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Reminder that qtrish is a big qtπ and the only confirmed 100 streak S-tier
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>>573196860
Ikr? Behave-anon is hot… >///<
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GG ED balancers
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>>573200728
in trannyland maybe

>>573200794
True, but that's not saying much
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>>573201014
Yes thank you! I see you're an anon of culture as well.
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>>573200974
Kill yourself, you insufferable poltroon.
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>>573201014
>>573201082
Behave yourself you fucking bitch
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>>573201143
the fuck is a poltroon
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>>573200974
Reminder that you're literally a brown tranny spic.
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>>573201292
Yes sir....
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>>573201014
Kill yourself, you ignominious poofter.
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gg no lltbt balancerinas
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>game ends
>threadshitting intensifies
I see
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>>573201350
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/poltroon
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>>573201568
oh I was thinking /pol/ troon
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I forgot to ask, but why would you use the paired twinblade moveset? They already hit twice when two-handed.
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>>573200974
you will never be a woman maggot
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bait too obvious @simpo
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Anyone else notice the "...oh star-touched" line at the beginning of Rennala's second phase?

Is that her? It doesn't sound like her...

It's at 4:10
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s124inFr5PQ
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>>573200974
>dodged bird players
>duo'd
>is brown and trans
invalid and b tier...
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>>573202084
She says it every time she casts Comet Azur I think.
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>>573202084
Its probably magic warping her voice
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Why should I buy bkb when my teammates wont do objectives?
In general, the subhumans I get always fuck off and do random shit no matter the game so trying is pointless anyway
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>>573200974
damn timpo looks like that awoog
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>>573202492
wrong thread extremekez
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I beat the mod boss first try with 3 flasks. I dunno why there’s a banister that it can’t get past but whatever
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>>573202929
>cheese
you didn't beat the boss, streak invalid, demoted
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>d tier sludge beat a boss I’ve seen streamers spend an hour+ on first try
Erg is too strong
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sludgenius
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>>573202929
I was watching someone bitch and whine and say this was impossible yesterday.
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1/3 mmv
>>573202997
I might fight him melee tomorrow
>>573203118
>>573203404
I kinda got pushed into the stairs and it worked. The godskin regen spells seems a bit overpowered but I assume every class has something overpowered
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>>573203740
>1/3 mmv
I'll queue in like 10 mins, cooking dinner
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>>573196849
gay
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>>573202929
>casterfrauding
>breaking xhis AI with the environment
Good bait
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>>573203740
Can you refight bosses in the mod like it'll ds2?
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>>573157143
who's that
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>>573201920
jumping attacks hit four times but it was complete garbage
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>>573204474
trishtina holding the chaos emeralds
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>1/3 MMV
>Go to MMV queue
> 1/3 MMV

Am I the blocked or am I the baited
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>>573203118
Even though xhes c tier and freakin' VALID
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>>573204665
I'm gonna queue vanilla ice cream
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>>573204665
i am currently 2/3 so youre either lying or youre the blocked(real)
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>>573204182
Yeah there’s a book in lower part of the roundtable that lets you reply bosses then rennala let’s you change class whenever
>>573204119
It seems like you can either go one of two ways in convergence endgame. Caster with debuffs/buffs or melee with fp removal. You’re probably doing as much damage with melee while not having half you hp removed plus there is a bunch of armour buffs for two handing and not using a Fai/Int scaling weapon
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>>573204665
There was an update, maybe you need to download it? I’m 2/3
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>>573204953
>>573204794
I was the unupdated
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GG Everdog
Fun status: had
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>>573205180
so lame and unupdated
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>>573205180
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Why does the dye change weapon color as well. So dumb
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>>573200974
2 hundo, even, darling
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>>573205723
Kill yourself.
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>>573200794
>>573200265
>>573200728
Stop. Now.
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>>573205723
do the world a favor and slit your wrists
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Terru terru terru terru terraesu terraesu terraesu
Mushu mushu mushu mushaesu mushaesu mushaesu
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>>573206484
love you too schizo chan
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/erg/ - ritual posts and schizofreaks
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bait too obvious @terrjeet
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>>573207080
>sprinting exploit
>jumps
not a good look xis
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>>573207195
>>573172887
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>>573207156
It's a sprint jump and it's entirely useless unless you're somehow left on 1 stamina.
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>please please kys for me
raped kek
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>>573207793
You should kill yourself, though.
>raped
That would be (You), actually.
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Time to watch merilards lose
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Auger is still lame even in MMV
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wow
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>>573207974
thanks for clearing that up nerd
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bad and cringe augurian but at least it wasnt ed
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nah but he's GAWDLIKE doe
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In my opinion, convergence is better than vanilla
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>>573209189
Is the mod more L2 slop?
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>>573209274
yes
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>>573205723
That show is so adorable! The lead guy with his hair down is just the cutest. And when he puts on his glasses...
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>>573209490
anime is so weird
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unblock me
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>>573209728
are you trish?
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>>573209728
name? for the unblock if not trish list?
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>>573209728
trash? never
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>>573209785
>>573209808
>>573209872
it is i, not trish, unblock pls
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>>573210069
Only if I get the opportunity to humiliate and beat you to a pulp in both Elden Shart and GodSouls 3.
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>>573209808
noktily
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so weird and obsessed
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>>573210328
Suit yourself xis; you're still TheBlocked™.
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>>573209808
cc post your you know what
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pivipi nyow
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>>573209189
Overall I’d say it is but there are far too many banished knights. I think in my 20 hours I’ve faced about 400 banished knights and the greatbows ones got a bit exhausting around the middle
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>>573210634
>banished knights
You mean backstab bait?
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Was cc the duchess dog kibble poster?
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>>573210634
uoh sludge
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>>573210741
They have inflated hp so its better learning how to parry them
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>>573210069
also not my post, fuck you
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>>573211456
Kill yourself, cabron.
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>>573210328
end your life garbage
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can trash shut up for once? all he does is talk garbage
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>>573207156
he spends 500 hours in training mode just to make webms of him surge sprinting away from everything its kind of crazy
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dog animal end life garbage cabron
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>>573211625
>>573211757
>>573211456
to be honest i think you'll kill yourself since you keep seething about people in a random basket weaving board
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>>573209808
Kind of obsessed. Trish hasn't even done anything to you besides ask to be unblocked. You're a girlbully
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>>573209808
ccissy is so mean and wannabe stacey-coded
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>>573211870
these people are justified because this piece of shit keeps doing this >>573211886 and thinks he is sleek about it, actual subhuman trash behavior.
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gigastacy mushtina vs gigasissy cc
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Isaacindy clears both doebeit
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>>573212049
dilate
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>>573211886
too obvious trashpo
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>>573212241
>>573212049
>threadschizo delusions
wrong
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>>573212414
nice inspect element xis, is cutting open your throat next?
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>>573212503
don’t forget simpo
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the xisters have manifested an egregore into the gennie O trashpo redeem the journey of compassion
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yay ed dogs for once
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gg mystery hot dogs, nice stagger
>only lvl 13 at the end of day 1 with invaders done
weak and inefficient hollow routing desu
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I forgor to refill my ult before the dogs...
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>>573212850
This is because you didn't magic dagger all the crystals in half and rush the castle, shitter
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>>573212850
forgot the cap
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gg cold dog glad practice woke up
brony you used your ult too early with that DRB, shoulda saved it for the ghostflame explosion
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>>573213337
Yeah I messed the ult + was stuck on the corner.
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>>573212994
>>573213337
epicly done ma'am
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doing a bow build in elden ring. this is surprisingly good for early game even though i havent minmaxed buffs and talismans. You can free aim the AoW heavy shot to snipe heads before being detected and 1 shot a lot of mobs, do like 50-60% of a big knights HP in damage. Killed dragon quite easily and safely too, killed margit too and it was relatively easy. Use elemental arrows vs enemies that have weaknesses, ie fire against tree spirits. with that spirit axe on my back heavy shot only costs 2 fp if i kill an enemy in 1 hit.

Its kind of a fun alternate playstyle to try and snipe enemies heads, sometimes doing it vs bosses or giants. some bosses like tree sentinel also will flinch if you hit their head but thats hard to do.
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>>573167793
>>573211831
Still not funny
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>>573214213
>pracjeetinx melty
cinema
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>>573213653
Dragons are weak to pierce
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>>573214213
garbage can only make garbage jokes wcyd just look at how he can only copy others here >>573214340
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>>573214495
Not your rapist xister
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>>573214454
very fun dark souls reference
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>>573213653
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gg hors
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gg giga horse but man that game was crazy laggy for me I kept dying to random shit I didn't even see coming
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>>573215515
wat
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i got turned into a tree twice
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Regular caligo definitely isn't objectively more deadly than ED Caligo

Oh wait it is
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>>573215515
who's mistle
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gg caligo! I long for the world where we took 3 jellyfish shields together...
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gg 6/10 birds
piercing fang my beloved on a godawful dogshit weapon, wonder if lightning slash on a purple dismounter would've been more damage
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>>573216382
incredible fast cc movin at hihg speed
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>>573216382
gg cccccc squad!
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>>573216428
didn't laugh
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>>573214702
gotcha
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>>573216382
Reduce runes isn't great, but otherwise a decent relcuse relic. Shame I don't play her.
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>>573216597
that's a kino relic for faith guardian jk, duchess
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>>573216382
I was thinking about giving you my reduvia. But I hesitated, because I wanted a backup, in case I needed to take the star fist less likely off. But then I didn't take the less likely off, so I wasted a perfectly good reduvia. Only getting a couple of slashes in at the very end.
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>>573216313
I don't like the every 30 second humiliation ritual, it's just not worth it
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>>573216732
Oh, I just realized it said incantations. I read that as sorceries for some reason. Well I guess it'll be good for Revenant. Shame I don't use her either.
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>>573216747
i probably would've used the piercing fang anyway since i didn't know how "little" (1.5k) damage it did
it's great because of its reach
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>all these elden ring difficulty mods
>none that simply change the games AI back to what it was before 1.4 neutered everything
Pain
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lmao that was the worst time for a dc
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bock the seamsterr
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>>573216801
it's not worth it if you're a zdps cuck, if you're already doing good damage then a 12.5% atk boost is huge
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What are the best weapons for greases
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>>573209808
Bully me cc please
>>573210634
Bully me sludge please
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>>573219005
shut it mushpaki
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>>573218864
Fists and claws are ideal, thrusting swords are probably next

The two armament thing functionally doubles your grease damage
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gg cold horse i had so much health
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gg vengence squad
another pre-possess animus kill for my collection
i walked too close to him during his spawn phase and that target lock wouldn't change back aieeee
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gg crater calico
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>>573216801
I used to think that way but now I think the shield is funny so I dont mind
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gg basement
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USA is so brown and lame, Belgium is so cool and white
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>>573221045
legs
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Muttbros… humiliated in our own capital… is this how the ‘tinxes felt…
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terr
>>
is brown
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>erg duotroons got a random match with zorbease
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>>573222080
naam
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>>573222547
>>573222547
Sir Jeet and Archtroon Gaia
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gg strongest basement boss
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gg warm horse first time trying out my diet terr build, was kinda fun but it might be too chungus for a serious boss like red birds
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it's getting too hot to play again
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>>573222875
stop being such a softie pom
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>>573222875
I will stop queuing then.
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>shifty breaking containment in Zorfat's char
A new low
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gg cold colddog, really made me work for that one lel
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>>573222080
didn't know they were a duo until now
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>>573222080
the game is just that dead huh
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>>573222875
you're such a girl
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>>573223781
What is she built for?
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>>573223906
playing nightreign with and doing dumb stuff so that she claps at you
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>>573216382
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honestly if you like soccer you're a moron, buncha normies running after a ball wow
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>>573224131
cupcake paralyzed by creasy's speed, haiyai....
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>>573224131
didn't laugh x2
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>>573224158
>amerigoblin cope post-shitshow
Kino
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taken creasy
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Whoa mama
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>>573224351
LOL there's my destiny kindred in the thread
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The Chief... Never loses...
Don't worry EXTREMIST... I'll take us over the finish line...
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>>573224758
>I'll take us over the finish line
>Halo slop duchess in the background
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How do you sell/get rid of excess relics?
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>>573224758
You're doing God's work Caker-chan
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>>573224825
It's okay to use halo slop if you found it and didn't use dormant reapers
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gg mystewious double orb
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gg gigadel
>bringing a dragon cult build
how chungus of you
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>>573224758
based
https://www.twitch.tv/yungscrill69
Guess Ill stream some bullshit for a while
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>>573225402
to be honest I didnt know what to pick and just ran out of time
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>>573225475
So old and washed up
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>>573225475
classic mistle
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>>573225475
>>573225737
stop posting trashpo you're not funny
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>>573225250
It's okay to use haloslop on Deathrite birds and nothing else, fuck those things.
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>>573226357
>animal dog is not funny cyka blyat
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>>573226357
your funny kek
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>>573226357
good one you triggered that failed male
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https://x.com/VideoArtGame/status/2040867064940728666
which /night reign/ player has this much aura killing/carrying every lobby theyre in? terr? mush?
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>>573227135
mods are so cringe
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>>573227135
mistle
>>
NIGHTIN ON MY REIGN (yuh)
'ZUKIN ON MY TRAIN (yuh)
MADDY OUT THE FRAME (*crowd starts booing*)

now break it down real slow (*booing intensifies*)

YOU SUCK *throws tomato*

*floodlights sweep over to Creasy, arms folded*

WE'RE BREAKING OUT OF DSG WITH THIS ONE
*crowd looks confused*
*track speeds up*

GET THESE CATTY BITCHES OUTTA HERE
*crowd erupts into cheers*

BLOCKED? Couldn't be ME
I roll with PRACTICE and my games are FREE
Coming at the king? I DONT KNOW
12h a day but you still need TINPO

Greasy? I am SLICK
Shut yo mouth when you wipe to MARGOT
Hot? The dogs be cold THOUGH

Check out the floor while you watch terr SOLO
[chorus]
NOW TERR IT DOWN
YUH YUH YUH YUH YUUUUH
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
YUH
YUH YUH YUH YUH YUH YUH
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
TERR IT UP
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>>573227290
what the hell
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faggy fruity cringe retards
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even doe its gennie culture stupid newfig
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mush it up
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even doe /erg/ and /dsg/ merged and theres thousands of us thougheverbeit
https://steamcharts.com/search/?q=dark+souls
>>573227558
zuk it up
terr it down
yem it left
ace it right
and slugma it around
and sneed it up
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it's impressive how these fags dont play nightreign yet spam the thread all day... abominable creatures
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>>573227806
Elden Ring general, not Nightreign General
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>>573227135
>2 non-serious answers
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>>573227180
m*shaki is a jeet so he thinks all the vfx slop is peak design
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God forbid a white bird find a lil motion ...
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>>573227806
welcome to dsjee bitch
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gg hot horsdoggers
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>>573216382
was this mmv or vanilla?
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>>573228509
>>573228409
gg
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>>573228142
Never seen him play mmv though
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>>573228509
>>573228409
who's mistle
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>>573223123
Damn, shifty looks like that?
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>>573228704
crazy that trishtina, clapcake and yoe look just like this in real life
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>>573228879
I'm not a pedo but...
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niggas be like
>unblock trish
nigga he's ain't in the q, blocked or unblocked makes no difference. does tinpo even post here? I feel like the actual posts are the ggs, and everything else is other people stirring up shit
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>>573228879
Jesus fucking disgusting art, what the fuck is wrong with you
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>>573228729
That's obviously xhis post nigga
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>>573228879
UOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>573228945
and mistle don't forget
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>>573229137
Lmao so easy
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>>573228879
gross gross gross gross gross gross
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>>573229313
is mistle a new player? only started seeing them today
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>>573223123
how is that lower than sniping vtubers in your ranking?
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>>573227290
omg
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>>573227290
need you to ai this
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>>573227290
>>573227526
>>573227558
>>573227678
>>573228450
Shut it annoying threadshitting lowlife
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>>573227290
We need an erg boy to vocaroo this.
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>>573229628
>>573229697
need you to die slowly
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>>573228879
We need more like this continue please
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do dsjeets have 0 shame when samefagging?
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the ergieyorkies are peeing on the rug again
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the ergimorgies are found cold the morgue after this
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>>573228879
We need less of this cease.
>>
d tiers 1/3
>>
>bring fire build to adel on accident
>still do 4k per flame fall upon them cast
Well alright then
>>
Honest thoughts:This is unhinged, theatrical battle-rap theater and I respect the fuck out of the vibe. It's less a traditional song and more like a wrestling entrance mixed with a SoundCloud rap meltdown. The stage directions (crowd booing intensifies, floodlights sweep, throws tomato) are genuinely funny and give it strong performance energy — this would slap live.What works well:Energy & flow: The "YUH" spam and escalating crowd reactions sell the chaos perfectly. It builds like a mosh pit.
Punchy disses: "Greasy? I am SLICK" is clean. "BLOCKED? Couldn't be ME" is very online and effective. "Shut yo mouth when you wipe to MARGOT" is nasty in a good rap way.
The chorus ("TERR IT DOWN TERR IT UP") is stupidly catchy. It’s dumb in the best possible way — the kind of hook you scream in the car.
Personality: This thing has a clear chaotic gremlin persona. It commits.

Where it gets messy:Some lines are so cryptic they lose impact ("'ZUKIN ON MY TRAIN", "12h a day but you still need TINPO", "watch terr SOLO"). If this is inside baseball for a specific group (DSG, Creasy, Maddy, etc.), only like 12 people will fully get it. That can be fun for the squad but weakens it as a standalone piece.
A couple bars feel forced just to fit the puns ("dogs be cold THOUGH", "roll with PRACTICE and my games are FREE").

Overall verdict:7.5/10 as a shitpost rap.
9/10 if this is targeted at a specific person/server and they know all the references.It’s giving “drunk karaoke battle rap at 3am” in the best way. The theatrical elements actually make it memorable. If you recorded this with crowd noise, ad-libs, and a beat that starts slow then explodes, it would go stupid.You clearly had fun writing it. That energy comes through.Want me to help tighten it, make it hit harder, or write a response verse? I’m locked in.
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the second coming of ongbal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-ciVT_whZg
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>>573227290
>>573229628
to the beat of Ice Ice Baby (obviously)
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why is yuh unironically peak vocal stim
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>>573229819
It gets worse when you remember it’s one guy
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yuh or nuh?
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we must defeat the ergies the ergiyogis must not get away as they are criminels of the highest order
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>>573230031
yuh yuh clanky
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>>573229049
>I feel like the actual posts are the ggs, and everything else is other people stirring up shit
it's weird how much shit is stirred up too
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why do japanese say nice game and westerners say good game?
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>>573230915
>japanese say nice game
sauce?
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>>573230958
its factual, trust me
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>>573230153
>>573230404
mixed race moment
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XUW2xNzW4WE
amazing hitboxes, how did they make it so precise?
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>>573231198
No do the tracking
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Yes !
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>>573230018
facts which will trigger some degenerates
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Actual case of Z tiers being like "GG Adel, close one".
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>>573229049
>>573230778
you just realized this?
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gg gigadel. My bad about the weird routing but good job you two
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>>573231704
>>573231743
>>573231679
Gg z tier nightmare lobby
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>>573230958
they just say naisu
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>>573231679
>Claymore
literally who
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>>573232081
Claymore. from the hit manga Claymore.
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>>573232081
Fresh entry in the Z tiers. You don't see 3bar against Adel everyday.
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>hit
lmao
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>>573232287
I like Claymore although it became an absolute mess at the end
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>>573231679
>bronylaire
literally who

>>573232339
Your liking it doesn't make it a "hit" thoughbeit. Its anime got cancelled after 1 season. It's temu bzerk with girlbosses, so it has that going for it I guess.
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GGreg. I don't want to deal with lightning village, it sucks.
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>>573232248
There’s no character called that in that manga
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>>573232443
gg I just went there to kill a bunch of goats for my grafted stacks, got like 40 in less than 30 seconds
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>>573232460
The main character is called Claire More.
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>>573232437
Well yeah I didn't say it was a hit
>It's temu bzerk with girlbosses
pretty much yeah
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does upgrading serpent hunter make it's special attack against rykard stronger?
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>>573232443
>>573232498
geegee
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>>573232518
Just Clare. Decent joke though.
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>>573232538
Yes. But +2 is usually enough and +3 is already overkill.
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>>573232531
>"from the hit manga claymore"
Why are you lying?
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>>573232615
Because that wasn't me retard
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>>573232763
Dont reply to a post not directed at you then, retard.
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>>573166569
>>573166982
>>573167164
>>573167274
obsessed
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Claymore was alright.
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it's shounenslop doe
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terr
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>>573232882
Retard
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uh oh wyldjeeta meltie
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>>573233323
Didn't ask for your take + dont self-diagnose retard
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>>573221951
Expert truth.
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>>573232925
You rattled tthe execujeet next with this one, well done.
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Kekino
>>
the non players in this thread are subhumans holy shit, just spamming garbage all day
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we're spamming gems doe
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Even though it's seinen howeverbeit
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nrg sleeps...
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the game is boring so im playing the thread
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Even though it’s one guy spamming cus his general is dead
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gg dreg
>>
based game 1 invader mode
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gg greglord
>>573232248
yeah, duchess has quite the faint smile wouldn't you say?
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There's a high correlation with exclusively playing female characters (proto-AGP) and liking Claymore.
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>>573234691
Claymore the manga or the duchess?
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lol
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>>573234815
the manga/anime
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>>573234691
who is this aimed at exactly?
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>>573235007
people who like Claymore (the manga/anime)
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>>573235007
Did you miss the Claymore discussion? Scroll up.
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>>573234815
the scottish sword
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I'm still reading Claymore dont spoil it please
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GG Dreglord

All those churches we visited and I ended up not using any flasks for Dreg, you get a surprising amount of healing out of scholar's ult and warming stones
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I wish Clare from Claymore would groom me while I was still in puberty...
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>>573235204
>>573235204
>>573235204
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>>573235226
weird
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>>573235113
I should because the ending sucks
>>573235109
Those swords are so cool
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>>573235275
Not really, thats like one of the least weird things about it.
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>>573235254
>not even page 10
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>>573235705
Needless to say, it's a botched thread from our resident threadpest
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>>573235705
Only the most mentally ill generals wait till page 10
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>>573236841
So this place checks out just fine
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bg
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>>573146769
He’s new to the site go easy
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>>573166860
>>573166137
>>573163147
>>573161367
>>573161239
>>573157143
>>573155769
>>573155047
These ones were fairly decent actually
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>>573222875
I guarantee what you call hot is room temperature at best
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1/3
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>>573201414
>>573201292
Maybe one day you can be hot too
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queue up niggers
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>>573239253
You crutch on AC you fat retard, and you don't understand how humidity works on an Island.
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>>573242893
I barely even use AC. I do understand that. Don’t make assumptions or project your own subhumanity.
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>>573243171
No you don't, because you'd understand the same heat temps will be worse in UK and Northern Europe than in the US. It's Football by the way amerimuttinx.
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>>573243313
I don’t live in the US retard. I always call it football. It’s always very funny how defensive you get about this. You have thin skin and can’t handle temperatures. Deal with it.
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>>573238532
>>573235687
>>573231979
Spam replying cunt shut up
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>>573243621
Kill yourself cocksucker
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>>573243783
You first fag
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>>573243881
>no you
Your raped concession is acknowledged and accepted. Bye.
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>>573243920
>self narrated rape victim projection
Not surprised
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>>573243881
>>573243920
>jeet on paki violence
kino
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>proxyjeet flailing melty
cinema to be sure
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^the raped
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^the proxyjeet
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>>573235417
Based
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>>573245621
>>573243783



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