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Digitan LOVE
>>573242465thanks
>>573242504I want to write a doujin with Digitan all night!
This is literally just a card art OP
>>573242504They didn't want people taking pictures at the mini concert. But Digitan rabu demanded that I disobey.
>Ruby >Symboli Kris SexSo what's the list of other JP umas that got added with Unity 2.0
>>573242571what's wrong with that?
did global get the update to use alt costumes on the og uma for races?poor f2p here can't test pls help
>people kept saying during the Fuku banner that unlike NTR she is usable for GL>suddenly people say speciality priority and intial friendship are the most important so Fuku is shitDid we get gaslighted again?
>>573242669yeahits client side only
Vega when?Hokuto Vega when?Logi Universe when?Deep Sky when?Grand Prix Boss when?Le Vent Se Leve when?Gold Allure when?(T)osho Boy, (T)en Point, (G)reen Grass when?Hagino Top Lady when?Nihon Pillow Winner when?Kinshasa No Kiseki when?Admire Don when?
>>573242608Grandma AcuteSakura LaurelRICKEYYYYYYK.S. MiracleI may be missing a few more
I love older women! even though I'm older than her!
>>573242669Since half anni
>>573242703not very hannyaku happi right now
>>573242703>was going to pull for Fuku>Twitter algo showed me a tweet of a JP player saying something like "oh yeah... Fuku Speed coming to global... my biggest MLB regret" >free pulls were absolutely garbo>the borrows are beyond miserable Yeah, dodged a bullet there (even if I admit the card's story is actually well-done and emotional... whEN IT FINALLY FINISHED PROPERLY)
>>573242571Maybe so, but it is really cute card art from a really cute uma
>My oshis? everyone highlighted here
>>573242571it's a good card sir
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>573242571It's one of her rare cute art even more than fan arts desu
>>573242838Link?
My Uma wives are King, Ardan, and Crown who should my fourth wife be?
>>573242861Suzuka...
what is the seiyun sky parent of pace chasers?
We have 6 (SIX) breads in the catalog
>>573242938kamigame jp uma
>>573243001Taiki and Nishino>for mediumNone because it would make XOguri even stronger
>>573243004Get to work jannies
>>573242710Okay next thread the OP image is going to be of a particular "penta" piece from the Famicom version of Bombliss. Specifically it will be the third one from the bottom in the rightmost column. Those of us who are true fans of Umamusume will spend the entire thread repeatedly posting comics of the penta piece and telling each other how she's actually a boy, not a girl, hahaha she's a boy, her boobs are so big (in the fanart) but she's a BOY. Preemptive warning to all schizos: if you were sane like us you would already be familiar with this character, and love her (or him - roflmao).
>>573243004baking my bread in natie's oven, if you catch my drift
>>573242961the trash bin would be a good fit for your taste! and you can put all your waifus in
>>573243004More bread?
>>573242717>>573242804ty anons i can pull for the better skill uma while keeping her best look for my kink
>>573243083I have not heard of Trash Bin what does this Uma look like?
>>573243040how do i use taiki green on taiki bubblegum? alternative?
>>573243157Budding Blossom and Neck and Neck is enough
>>573243157Via lucky inspo from a grandparent
Sex with NTR
>>573243057Okay but you're going to be the one baking
I have a terrible confession to make...I'm writing fetish umamusume fanfic again
who's going to eat all this
I may have spent 400 dollars on the Fuku+Nya plushie because I am stupid
Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
>>573243427Explain why
next bread will be butter
No.
>>573243396that bro bread looks delicious
>>573243449
>>573243396YOU JUST KNOW
I'm having more fun parent farming with the reroll, my TP pots are running out fast though
>>573243548It’s a trap, stop wasting them
>>573243396plenty of hungry umas around, I don't think there's enough bread for all of these big umas
>>573243427
>>573243396Send in the Cap (as in Peak)
>>573243095Maruzensky is the greatest uma ever made.
>>573243721Units deployed. Waiting for further instructions.
>>573243692she's practicing for when i get behind her
Maya
So which greens give flat powerI know Turf S gives power (60?) but are there any greens I can get to play around my umas being powerlets? Firm gives power right, any others?
>>573243996Competitive Spirit but it needs two additional umas on the same style
>>573243996Check gametora
I did 10 donations but there's still club members who need shoes
>>573243396>two retarded ryan bakeskek
>>573243996lucky seven
>>573243692this girl is a succubus and i'm fine with that
copano rickey is so cute i cant wait to struggle to get the trillion greens she needs
mm nyes today i think i will request the bakushin song in the jukebox
>>573244283that simply means you get to play with her more
>>573244316I want the Maruzensky song so bad I'd kill someone to get it.
Man, this game sure loves to remind me why I dropped it the first time.
Mayano will not stop until your balls and life essence are completely drained.
>>573244283You get 3 free skills and Fine Motion gives 2 of the greens she needs
ExcelUma (23/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>into spreadsheet autismClub ID588536995please reply with your ID here or have /uma/ on your profile so we can identify (You)
I went to a florist so I could get my trainee a
>>573244389hopefully 1.5 anni adds more songs since we got 15 gbs of everything downloaded up to l'arc content, just locked behind them actually enabling the content. side note i havent seen kris s in unity teams ever since unity was put into maintenance mode last week aaaaaaaaa
>>573242504Do you think Digitan has an OC or is she strictly doing fan work?
To not be killed by a Shai-Hulud, you should avoid such things as aI haven't read Dune, are the Frank books worth picking up
one day, chiyono o song will be available on jukeboxI believe
>>573244283am I reading right, she needs six greens, how the fuck do you play her
>>573244316pisu~pisu supi~supi goldshi-chanu!
I think my game glitched and put the same Uma twice
You call her an ugly, boring, and a chud but we all know you'd pork her anyway
>>573244682she's smuggling some melons
>>573244810Where is Part 2
>>573244815*stamina reserves
>>573244901https://files.catbox.moe/8cp4oe.png
>>573244810where's the nipple
>>573244939in my mouth
I scheduled my marriage in the evening so I could be a
>>573244615She has OC in the sense of "totally not {insert uma here}"
>>573244810Like fucking the retarded girl in your class. You wouldn't tell anyone, but if she flashed that cooter, you'd by thrusting harder than a Saudi rig during a $200 a barrel surge.
>>573244996Me when i join a new club
>>573244996>cleavage windowsex
>>573245094You got tits and glasses like that?
>>573244810she's everything but uglyshe's cute and that's all that matters when you need to lay down a piping
>>573244810I'm too old to go after highschoolers.
>>573245152 No but i get groomed by club members to transition
For Thanksgiving, most Americans will cook a
>>573244478Didn't know Dober had cake. Mejiro fatass genes catching up?
>>573245231Off to the glue factory, Rudolf.
>>573245231...do you have all the funny named mob umas saved at this point? that's some dedication, especially since a few of these have been stupid enough to make me laugh
I want the REAL biblically accurate spechud instead of the cygaymes fanfic
>>573245369No, I'm pulling these out of my ass while I'm going through a career to make myself laugh >>573245296It's just a joke, you don't have to be a
Oh shit, I just realized we are getting this outfit soon
>>573244682Yes but books 1-3 are completely different from 4-6, they may be completely different series when it comes to tone and topicsSo Id say read 1-3 then give up if you start 4 and dont enjoy the first half of that book
Huh? What? A Small Breather is now a midrace skill? Does this make it easier to make Late XOgs
>>573245436>mini pansy>huge tits
bro she turned into a fucking triangle funniest shit i've ever seen
>>573245478huhand so it isI guess you can make late xogs now yeah. You just swap it out for hydrate
>>573243396Bro bread...
>>573245478LATEBROS, WE ARE FINALLY META
Umas herding together is a form of
Get to work, CHOP CHOP
>>573245708just wait for legal bots bwo
A very bookish person, if left alone, would probably love to get lost in a
>>573243415But why Fuku bro? The inital release was unlimited preorders. Did you forget to order? I got mine at home
>>573245743but i need my leap forward parent for this cm...
>>573245751Books don't like rain.
>>573245764I played little bit at launch and got distracted by other games and got sucked in after the preorders ended and didn't realize it was even on the market
>>573245764is her plushie more expensive since it comes with a lucky cat
HOI HOI LIKE A QUEEN
To be with those you care about is to
>>573245856it's less expensive since it's fuku and nobody wants it
>>573245825Absolutely false.
>>573245478That's weird. I thought the whole point of small breather before patch is to proc randomly during late race so that xog can fire shake it out as a backup gamble, now it's just hydrate for late
If you play a woodwind instrument, it's important to understand
>>573246085Christ almighty look at the plump milkers on her.
Both programmers and pianists are skilled in
>>573246074RICE!
>>573245936shiraoki bwos.........
>>573246229yes
>>573245936
>>573246296CUTE!
>>573245856I paid 13'200 Yen for it (without proxy shipping)>>573245936Don't say that...>>573245843Oh well RIP
>>573245590i'd rather have bro cake if you know what i mean
>>573246330with me...?
>>573246323Shiraoki-sama giveth and Shiroki-sama taketh away
>>573246304>>573246323Cryers are very uglyFuku cryers are double double ugly
Is Groundwork for pace good or not? Doesn’t SfV need you to be 3rd or 4th?
>fire up the game and try to start a career>no borrows lefthuh??? what?? I ... I already played that many careers?
>>573246489When everyone else is making groundwork, you should too. Unless you like being stuck on 7th 8th 9th.
>>573246489it is actually extremely good for your pace chaser to be 2nd rather than 4th at the start in almost all races
>enters your race with a front dominator debuffer
>>573246359i don't like sharing
Trainer-san career run doko
>>573246409Nyo...
she can hear everything
>>573246650i don't have any borrows anymore
>>573246680Of course she can with those huge ugly donkey ears.
>>573246720Don't say that...
>>573246671Ugly orange donkey.Shiraoki isn't real either.
>>573246608that's ok i'm loyal
>>573245463I'm ESL and I loved the first one, felt like a proper epic with how challenging it was for my self-taught Engrish skills. Truly inspired a lot of scifi stuff that came after and other than one too many paragraphs about sand it was awesome from front to cover. Ordered the whole trilogy in English soon after and man, the second book left me cold. Like. Seriously. The prose was still very good but the what the fuck was the plot?? I still need to read the third book but it was such a massive letdown (even the introduction talked about the reception of it and I completely get the outrage) that I'm not eager to do it. Does it finishes strong at least?
Am i really the only one trying to do full dirt rotation on seiunthis shits a pain in the ass but very doable
>>573246775Disgusting donkey
>>573246650out of tp
why are people being mean to orange uma
How usable is style B? Can i cope with it or do i really want A?
So I need to make a parent or 2 in ura and then make ace in unity and pick all ura skills?
>>5732468967 and Shiraoki-sama strikes you down. 4 and Shiraoki-sama strikes me down. Anything else and Shiraoki-sama strikes the thread down
>>5732470284 and you don't wake up tomorrow
Meeeku
We love donkey musumes here
fuku would actually be hot if she didn't have ugly hair
I really should just drop my guts card and put in a power card or something
>>5732470287 and you are retarded
>>573246962Rice cakes...
we fuck donkey musumes here
>my pace promoted taiki won without SFVholy hell, okay I'm a groundworkfag now
should I run a guts deck or be a gutslet for sprint cm
>>573246650Spent 60 TP on a run and spark reroll on Nishino to set up a Curren ace run, I'll get back to it tomorrow.
Role reversal erotic...
Now that everyone has their sprint aces done, will you mutate for diet CM?
>>573247283you can almost cap speed with 2 speed cardswhat is the rest of your deck going to be?
>>573247415wit
>>573247409Maybe a dirt Fuku
>>573247317teio... easy on the honeyade...
>>573247432the witler...
How many more years before we start pushing 3k max stat cap? JP is at like 2.2k now right?
>>573247317this isn't erotic at all
>>573247536stats over L are not reduced further right?
>>5732475363 more years
>>573246849Yes because I'm 31 stars from unlocking her and haven't seen her stars appear in the shop in 2 months. Her legend race needed to appear yesterday unless she spooks me on the Rickey banner.>>573247082Indeed.
>>573247012Guys?
>>573247630Yes.
>>573247441Kissing Fuku's messy mouth!!!
current max rating is 190,400 in jpthere is no amount of stats that lets you hit that
>>573247819ok
>>573247819yeah they designed the thumbnail for every L tier up to LS9its just easier that way
>>573247409I'm tempted with Summer Mack even though her strong innate golds only work for long. I guess because BOFA is good, maybe I settle with Uokka/potential agemasen Tosen with Creek for Maestro, 2 golds and maybe a white or two should let her do a strong zoom. Otherwise, I'll probably do base Mack.
>>5732478749?no no24
>>573247945this tier system has gotten so fucking bloated man
>>573247874Highest is 24>public const GameDefine.ParameterRank LS22 = 296;>public const GameDefine.ParameterRank LS23 = 297;>public const GameDefine.ParameterRank LS24 = 298;
>>573247874L tiers are 24 wide instead of 9exponents be crazy
We fucked and fucked and fucked and fucked and fucked ...
>>573248138we did?
>>573246992It's an illusion. Everyone loves her.
Huh, I've never seen this before.
>>573248179I saw this todaythe amount of new skills you can randomly get in MANT now is a bit excessive
>>573248179lot of skills were added with the updatethis is not even all of them in this screenshot
>>573248282>buncha new late toysour time comes...
>>573247409I think I'm still burn from mutating Finemo last sprint CM so I'll stick to mutating D+I'm not mutating doms and fantasy pasa doesn't work so I guess my team is Shichi Digitan Oguri (as in if losing, win)
Elementary schooler.
spent the whole year in good mood award
>>573247409genuinely no clue who I'll even run that cm manMy dirt team on TT has been oguri taiki and pasa since launch
>>573248282>brilliant mind is already in the gamei pity the front runner mains that have to loop that shit
>>573248447my legal bot will do it for me
>>573248282and since unity doesn't spit out aptitude-based hints any more there's no way to get them until grand live... how tragic...
>>573248447>>573248282oh my mistake they renamed Brilliant Mind to Confident and some other bullshit to Brilliant Mindfucking hate this games localizing
>>573248447Nishino is NOT that small.
>>573248558yeah she is atleast as big as a PS5
>>573248550You want to see some real bullshit?
>>573248693that has to be a mistake
joining rooms for sprint is co demotivating manmy oguri procs pulse and just continues running at the exact same speed and I have no fucking idea why
>>573248550>oh my mistake they renamed Brilliant Mind to Confident and some other bullshit to Brilliant Mind??? I just checked Gametora for the Japanese names>才気煥発 / Brilliant Mind>自信家 / ConfidentThese seem to be translated correctly? There might be localization issues elsewhere, but not these two skills.
>>573248731needs accel or everyone else around her is also speeding up
>>573248724Well Ruby comes out in a few weeks so I guess we'll find out if they realise before then.
>>573248615WTF?
>>573248615Pissino Slower 5
>>573248747Also, Brilliant Mind (and its white equivalent) aren't even in global yet. Confident is, however.
No, thank you.
Can you consistently hit SS in URA on a parent run?
>>573249341lol no, on a parent run you can barely reach s consistently
>>573249420what did she mean by this??
This isnt a culture war shitstorm fest issue its just a genuine thought in my head. 90% of the skills in uma are made to be directly translated to other languages including english with little to no issue. Monster, Lose Yourself, Greed for speed, etc, these skills were named specifically to be easy to translate directly and have no japanese specific meaning that would be lost in localization.So why...... is it changed? It's not like a story event, there's no reason to not have parity with every other version of the game in this aspect
>>573249519you'll never get your spare key back again
yeah whatever nigga
>>573249420Do girls actually like putting stuff in their boobs
WHAT IS CYGAMES PLOTTING
>new dataMotherfuckers. I was clicking something.
>>573249648the same thing they plot every night, pinky
>>573247598whos that doing the haru step?????
>>573249651>>573249648Considering it took 5 days for people to notice pure passion wasnt buffed I think we'll be dealing with bugs and nightly patches for a while
>>573249718They all but deleted Throne from the game and Pure Passion procs like once per run from training, I'm not surprised it took them a week
>>573249587Because localization exists not to translate bit to localize. This means they arent supposed to just give you an English version of the Japanese text, but additionally make whatever the English version is familiar to their local (global) audience. This is also why the perfectly acceptable Monster was localized to Beast Mode. Because they think this will make it feel more in-tune with the culture of the global playerbase.Basically they want you to completely forget this is a Japanese game and they'd probably change the names of the umas too if they could. I fucking hate localizers.
>>573249587>named specifically to be easy to translateNo, they just picked cool sounding names in Japanese or English or German or whatever else they wanted with no thought to how it would be translated
>>573249612some do
>>573248523can the auto bot really do that!?
>>573249718I only got that fucking shit during after doing that date event. I noticed.
>>573249592Oh no, i hope she will not come to my house at late night plotting to do weird stuff to me while i'm sleeping ahah
>>573249612Had a classmate do this to me with a pen in high school, so yeah it's a real thing girls do.Do you not talk to women, anon?
>>573249873"my dream was not to run fucking mile dirts desuwa"
>>573249762it should proc semi consistently now, but I still dont like throne for unity because Unity loves wit cards and bursting on wit supercharged your facility levels early, and throne doesn't. Riko stabilizes your career but throne only buffs stats you'll be clicking anyway
Who works as debuffer for Sprint?
>>573249873>Pasa trying not to laugh
>>573249937Kill yourself.
am i a retard for skipping ignited pwr on le goooombling CM
>>573249838I don't see why not. You pick the skills the uma will want to take during career
>>573250034>he hates goombasretard
>>573249937I work as a debuffer at wendys
>>573249873dirty mac
>>573249913I’m an ojisan the only women I get to talk to are my 50 year old coworkers
>>573250034it's a decent gambling accel but you have a lot of consistent options as paceyou can also aim for pump iron + OYL for a decent effect
>>573249937anyone with debuffs now that 564 is here
>>573250168alright fair enough, it's a pretty juvenile thing to do
I wish all skill names would be translated to cool and chunni german words...
>>573249587L*calizers are incentivized to make unnecessary changes so they can show off. "I left it the same because it's appropriate" does not give you a raise, "I changed it up and reddit heckin' loved it" maybe does. The ones overseeing these people do not actually know the language (look it up, it's not required in the curriculum) so they just shrug and approve whatever.
>>573244768She has 3 greens already (2 for fronts) so you only need 3 extra. You have a lot of options between speed greens, restraint, firm/wet, distance/non-standard, it's really not that bad
>>573250304shut up, we already have Sturm und Drang
>>573250323the greens are whateverthe real issue is getting enough SP for everything else
>>573249782What feeling does the usage of Kaibutsu (怪物) in the skill name in Japanese evoke compared to other words commonly translated to English as monster, such as Bakemono (化け物), Youkai (妖怪), or Kaijuu (怪獣)?
>>573248267I got this off a popped bomb
>>573250326only allowed because there's GBF units named Sturm and Drang
>>573250326Its never enough!
are you ready for this every cm round?
>>573250360True, especially now with 564 evil nature
guess who took my UG virginity...
>>573250487Hishi Amazon
>>573250487my condolences
>>573250625You have something against Hishi Amazon?
Tachyon LOVE
Still in Heat
>>573250369Pretty sure Kaibutsu is the general term for anything monstrous, while Bakemono is closer to "scary creature". Youkai is specifically anything supernatural/ghost-like while Kaijuu is for the huge Godzillas and Mothras of the world.But also I'm not fluent in Japanese so this might not be 100% correct. I assume they chose specifically beast mode because beast is an animal-like monster term in english and the phrase is often associated with going crazy, which is apt for an accel skill. But also I think the name is cringe as hell and I would have just kept it as monster.
>>573250487Ohohohohohohohoho same
>>573250439Where is the nishino though
brian would 100 pr cento listen to I GOT A DEMON INSIIIDDE five finger death punch
>>573251070she's so cool...
Mambo's umanko or mamko as I like to call it
>>573250231Oh so it's any Dominator with Hesitant and whatever. That's pretty simple to do i guess.
>>573250765>ywn be forced to smell and lick her unwashed sweaty umanko as you're roped to her chair and getting your face squeezed and massaged by her bare thighs continously whenever she changes her leg position to get more comfortable or just to tease and bully you more, having to bear Digitan screaming everytime from joy and shoot photos of your pathetic head stuck in there every single day she comes in, or your former trainee Manhattan Cafe pretending to try to find you and not see you squirming entrapped by Tachy's legs while her "friend" exactly know where you are and you can feel the disgust and disappoint in her voice
>>573251332you thought really hard about this huh
>>573249873Dirty Mackie obtained
>>573251332i aint reading allat
>>573250946yeah beast mode feels too tryhard but maybe Brian is that kind of character? I'm not her fan tho so I wouldn't know
next bread will be YEAST MODE
>>573250946In essence, yeahKaibutsu for a skill-name would also be a reaaaaally chuuni thing to name a skill, evocative of shounen anime protagonists unleashing their inner beast so to speakIt is a damn good translation and does a good job of carrying the feeling of the original well
Man, imagine being gentil's trainer and getting to watch her tits jump around all day long
>>573251515I'd be rock hard every time I see her
>>573251332I am reading all of that. I am sympathize. I understand. Thank you for sharing.
>>573251515>>573251615
>>573251515Oh yeah, Gentil, everybody's buddy Gentil
>>573251515
>>573251501I'll take your word for it then. Like I said, I dont really think it's bad in terms of localizing the name of the skill, I just dont like it.>>573251412Brian def toes the line of being cool and over the top edgy very frequently (I really like both her and Shadow the Hedgehog, so I guess I have a type), so it's not completely out of character for her to say that she is going beast mode.Still I hold firm on my stance that I think localization is not a job that should exist. I believe instead of removing the friction that comes with experiencing media that originated from a different culture, it should be celebrated as a genuine contact point with said foreign world. I'm sick and tired of having anything unique and interesting being eroded by the grindstone of mass appeal so that social media troglodytes who only engage with things on a surface level can also feel included without putting any effort into understanding what they are being confronted with. I am well aware that no one asked but I'm just in a blogging mood right now I suppose.
>Get Dia spook>aw sweet, time for some succubus action!>actually play her career>jinx jinx jinx jinx jinx jinx jinx jinx jinx jinx jinx jinx jinx jinx jinx kitasan jinx jinx jinx jinx jinx jinx jinx jinx jinx jinx jinx jinx jinx jinx jinx kita jinx jinx jinx jinx jinxI've been tricked, backstabbed, trolled and quite possibly bamboozled
>>573252139Puffy
>>573252235I told you she has a pure heart
the stakes?
>>573252235To break the curse you just have to sign the contract
goodness graciousthis almost turned me straight>https://x.com/TenDon_00/status/2074421672501977222
>I'm back to three digit clocks againI'm so glad to be free of MANT
I'm nooooticing
>>573252531Sexy chubby
>>573252701now your tp refills will disappear because of spark rerolling
On the topic of localizations, they finally localized Wedding Finemo's unique...
>>573252932Dia's cuteness? Since the very beginning uoh
>>573252531Kissable tummy
Mun!
>>573252932Nothing I noticed nothing
>>573252235your HERO Satono Reve is the real for (you) uma
>>573250683Yes, my dick against her boobs pussy and mouth.
>>573253386HISHI AMASEXOOO
>>573253267>67As the kids say, bruh deadass ts on fleek type shit desuwa frfr ong no cap
>>573253476Stop posting Helios
>>573253476I don't believe that the kids say that
>>573253476unc those are unc slangs already
420696 7
>>573252139What did she mean by thisI'm genuinely autistic
what's next, 38?
>>573253745it doesn't mean anythingyou're just a pervert who likes to leer on his kyonyu trainee
Small umas?
Big umas
Medium umas
>>573253976try next threadthis is a tit general now
milk
>>573249587This >>573249814 is unironically how it works. They're not made that way to be translated easier, they're named that way because the Japanese think English and German are cool as fuck and love inserting it where possible, the same way English-speaking weebs love inserting Japanese into things.THAT SAID, if it's already perfectly sensible in English (which they aren't always), there isn't really a good reason to change it. Monster and Lose Yourself are two good examples that were changed just for the sake of changing them. Monster getting renamed is particularly sad for the Ogurifags.
>>573254371same shit as changing santa clause in oguri's christmas event saying "merry christmas" out loud to "happy holidays" for the text. lolcowlizers need to be given MAID as mandatory treatment
do we get 100 free rolls on tachy or 60, i've got mixed messages
So you're the one responsible for my "Gambling" steam recs!
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really erally really really really really relaly really really really really really really really love Stego.
>dont really feel like refining my cm aces because it's all sprint gambling anyway>Dont feel like wasting my time parenting when background auto is on the horizon and I'll just use thatI guess.... I guess I refine my TT umas? Despite the fact that I'll have to redo them completely in 2 weeks again...>>573254609JP got 50-60, people are speculating that they'll upgrade that to 100 like how they gave us 100 on the Riko banner despite JP getting much fewer.
>>57325465615 years btw
This thread so far has been lacking Symboli Kris Sex. Let me fix that real quick. You're welcome
https://youtu.be/wH7HvdER_PUMusume: Derby
>>573254852
wahey
>>573255036Dia wouldn't dress like this...
>>573254994And one more for good measure
>>573255075>his trainee doesn't dress like he wants
>>5732546090 free pulls, have to pay for early QoL somehow
>>573255139I don't want Dia to dress like that. I want her to dress like THIS
>>573255204where is the ring?
>>573254852>>573254994>>573255115i cant wait to roll for her in january. i need to do more long unity runs and hope she shows up
>>573255302Its a clit piercing
>>573255204Based
I wanna pull for Yaeno Muteki... Is she worth it?
>>573254856kino ult skill name
>>573255204Dia wife!!
>>573254515you're not included in this conversation
morning
Umarriage with Dia
>>573255325I love her so much....>>573255470Always pulls for oshis. If you dont then what's the fucking point. As long as you arent giga shafting yourself by missing out on human rights cards then you should never have to question whether pulling on your favorite umas is worth it.
>>573255563Good morning
>>573255574>>573255493>>573255204Uma marriage
>You have nearly 400 affinity between your two parents surely you can get dirt inspo twice in one run>its vbobo>its vbobo
>>573255470you should have waited for her rerun tomorrow...
>>573255470wait for the ninja alt with creek
>>573255650She's not oshi but i need more sprinters/dirters. No, i won't pull Copeno Ickey.
why yes im the only 9 sprint gw 6 unity taiki parent in the game how did you know
>>573255574Umarried life with the beautiful Dia-chan
holy marked
>>573255773>dirt eI mean I guess she could do it. But she's far from meta and idk why you wouldnt just pull for Rickey, since she is both. Not like you have to commit to the green skill autism for TT.
>my trainee showed up with another man
what are the suggested redeem targets for the upcoming SSR selector and is it retarded to redeem a LB for Finemo
>>573255671Slipping it in with Diathe ring finger>>573255783>Even when something painful happens, we can give you looots of ‘there, there’ comfort,and we’ll hug you tiiight until you feel better need
>>573256027CreekFinemoNice NatureSMaruSome random card for parent farming
I had only 7 bursts and still get gold ignite skill and still won against steroid Riko. They really nerfed the difficulty huh
>>573256027just get a wit card
>>573256027No it's not retarded at all (unless you're redeeming for like lb1/lb2)Your best options are Creek, FineMo, Maru, Nice Nature, but it depends on what limit break you are sitting on for all of those. Hitting a good breakpoint (ie unlocking an important stat with an extra limit break) is better than using it on a card that is better in isolation, but doesnt benefit from the extra lb (eg Creek gets basically nothing from lb1 to lb2)
>>573256254Would it be retarded to LB3 wit Festa from it? I have it at 2lb for now
>>573256254currentlyLB1 CreekLB2 FinemoLB0 NNLB3 SMarui've got a crystal to spare too, but i imagine that's gonna go to tachy or helio
if clubfags put in half the effort I did we'd be in S rank already but i guess the warning that inactivity gets you kicked isnt enough for freeloaders
>>573256353your umas?
>equichud's rival Panthalassa is called the successor to twin turbofuark even this goblin has "juniors" she's waiting for
>>573256060Dia...that wedding dress is scandalous?!
>>573256419bunch of frontchuds and xoguri
>>573256339yes...>>573256353Honestly neither upgrade is that impressive. If you play lates a lot, i guess NN is fine? Otherwise something like LB3 Creek or MLB Finemo, but that requires crystal.
>>573256380
>>573256027There's a finemo + smaru banner coming but finemo is already on life support at that point before ramonu arrives
>>573256339you get race bonus and fan bonus from that so.. yeah not exaclty a high value uncap. If you post your card list then I can give more detailed advice.>>573256353Obviously wait and see if you get spooked by any of these cards while pulling for Tachyon, but I'd say your best option among those is FineMo. Both FineMo and NN have pretty linear scaling in terms of their card's power so every extra LB helps. Creek like I said gets nothing at lb2 specifically, you would want lb 3 and beyond to really feel the difference. Maru is already almost perfect at lb3 since you get 99% of that card's power at 3lb already.
>>573256287masq ball going to get raped by the Eunuch horse again.
>>573256427Panthalassa MENTIONED!!!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnTThpQcA6khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynSgWxhwENUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DDUwvcyXG4
>>573256558>>573256287is Calandagan going to the larc this year?can anyone hope to beat him?
>>573256446
>>573256446>short hair
>>573256789>>573253457
>>573256789That Shinko?Me.
why are there multiple breads, again
fucked up that I don't have a single copy of super creek> "oh but you only need her for longs"The Ooi Dirt 2000 in the room:
>>573256027CB or creek after you pull in the rerun banner so you dodge an additional spark
Stego cute.
>>573256886You will also need her for every medium in GL
>>573256876We goofed up a lot last night
>>573256886>deltarune fag>is completely retardedChecks out
>>573256952I would NEVER do this
>>573256657>Calandagan>BogChamplollmaoEither way, he can't run this year. L'Arc will not have the rules about geldings changed until the Euro commission approves it and even then it will only start working from 2027 onwards
>>573256952I got a new fig yesterday and I did this immediately
>>573256952>>573256996Yes you would, you're curious about Curren's underwear.
ryan LOVE
>>573257074What characterWhat color
>>573257089why are mares like this
>>573257089>>573256952>Innocent Curren tore just being curious>Curren IMMEDIATELY sluts it upsasuga karen...
>Brian Blaze is being called a "part of the next big three"Brianbros... I don't wanna be called a metafag...
fixed
>>573257292shes only meta for longs, which isnt that common of a race distance
>>573256952This is normal male behavior though
Bakushin guts card agemasens so much
I have never seen the BakuGuts Gold
Curren sex
yada>just fail junior y-yada
>>573257089I HATE CURREN
how strong umas do you think I need for B finals?
>>573257702two fiddy
>>573257117https://myfigurecollection.net/item/1926123Black pantyhose with a very subtle cameltoe
What do i do if i dump 400 pulls and get 0 tachyons? Do i just quit?
>>573256701sex
>>573256701I'd never get turned on by Dia's shitty tits...
>>573257762Read a book maybe
>>573257762you gotta learn to cope, it is an important life skill
>>573257762i'd quit unironically
>>573257762That's basically what Kita did to me last December
>>573257863Falco blowjob while I watch a cute Falco umadol concert
>>573257762If that would be the case, just quit, uninstall the game and then kill yourselfYou might be bricked for your entire life with such misfortune, there would be no point into living
>>573257762skip GL and afk for 4 months, just login for the danchud botted runsor you could just not login at all even, i think you still get the gibs in the mail for the past 6 months
I wish the daily reset was an hour earlier so I could do all the dailies before going to work
>>573242465First rate club Basashi (850734315) has one spot left for new members. We're pretty chill with no club drama. We may or may not hit A someday, but we'll always be first rate, and you'll never have to worry about doing fan runs.If you're interested, send a join request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your description or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.
>>573258061you vill NEVER redeem all ze shoes
>>573258061I wish the daily reset wasn't at 1 in the morning for me
>>573258061Just do them at work anon.You aught to be able to sneak in a Mac sac run and a few TTs when the boss man isnt looking.
>>573257736Based Bakery enjoyer
>>573257762Yeppers, anything not in MLB range is quit the game worthy
Curren marriage
>>573257762I'm afraid of that tooIf it happens it will be just like MANT and I'll do just the minimum
>>573258364
>>573258506I would play the pocky game with Ai, but without the pocky. We'll play it at a wedding venue.
i'm actually fine with people requesting sashes because i can never get shoes at reset
Holy shit Maruzensky's tits are so bouncy in Hachimi
Spechud....
What other cards are a must have during this period?t. late main
>>573258376
>>573258042oh my god Mambo looks like that????
>>573258773think you should skip until banner 15-16 and get meishi doto stam
umas with canonically inverted nipples?
>>573258773Eishin Flash doko.
is it better to borrow diwa for neck and nig or fine moan for speed star
>kitasan didn't finish her chain events
>>573258773Rudolf WitKris S PowerTact WitAfter that it gets shaky because it becomes impossible to know the longevity of the cards
wanna jong?
why the fuck would I request shoesI have thousands of thoseI need sashes
>>573258992Doto, Creek, Cafe
>>573259003Red Bull spelled backwards is Llub Der, which is funny because Helios really loved her this time
>>573259123Actually... yes. Make a room
>>573259123Sure?
>>573258773rudolf wit before aifine motion+air groove before yanko but we'll have to see how long that actually lasts
>>573259123sorry I don't know how to play
>>573259195>>573259167Majsoul Friends Room 68677(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=68677here let's go>>573259253it's EASY
Truly a high quality thread we have here
>>573259218>>573259048Just wanted an estimate, so that i can see how many pulls i can have left for umas. I'll add these 3 then
>>573258992Not Daiwa for sure
>>573259123I'd join but I don't know how to jong so I'd make the room worse I only have a loose understanding of blackjack as well since I never interacted with it growing up
>>573258773Tact wit is the only one you're really missing.Kris S power is for longs exclusively and replaced most of the time by Tamachud while Rudolf wit is like 2 months before tact while being worse for lates (better generically though tbf)
>>573259404Its like Gin Rummy
>>573259183Daiwa looks like a prostitute...
>>5732592833/4 join for some pre reset jonging
Nigga is worried about not making it with 400 pulls meanwhile I'm sitting here with 200 thinking I got it
>>573259462You're thinking of Kris S StamKris S Power has both Lose Yourself and a generic 4s mid race for Lates if you’re not on a Long as well as good stats all around
ready UP gwos
>>573259564Don't worry I'm right there with you with 190 pulls
>>573259617mr crimson beast!
>test out oguri in rooms>an SS one is shitting on UG front and pacesThe last cm was Oguri Cup, and this CM will be another Oguri Cup too. Truly peak.
>>573259708Ranks mean nothing when everyone else is running 1200 speed 1100 power 1500 wit 0 extra race
>>573259586Yeah you can choose between those two but like you're probably rolling on the Tama banner anyway since it comes with a scenario card anyway and they're very comparable cards. Thats why I argue that Kris power (while a good card) will be mostly for longs because you very likely will also be rolling on tamachud and lose yourself is what mainly differentiates the two.
>>573259708I hate this ogurigame, can't wait till the orfevre and donna game arrives
remember when every cm was goldship cm
>>573259564I don't give a shit about budgeting pulls, I either have enough carrots to pull or I don't, Shiraoki-sama will provide
>>573259878Every CM is now goldship (unique) CM
>>573259540i want to fuck boys named kiseki
>>573259853Release that ear.
Wait, how many (and which) sashes does Rickey need? I just realized I barely do dirt races
>>573260001
Sometimes I wonder why people are making roll plans up to like 2029 and then I noticed we're already halfway through this year
>>573260197unc...
>>573259819No, it has good Late centric hints and good stat generation along with the choice of a good generic gold, saying it is exclusively for longs is bullshit
>>573260197Please stop reminding me about the passage of time
>>573260197You should be married by now
>>573260197You just caused mood down events for most of the thread
>>573259540Saggy tits are so sexy wtf...???????????
>>573260336>tfw it has been 5 years since I watched Amagami SS and I still haven't even gotten close to completing the challenge
>>573260223Tamachud has good hints good stat generation and gives you 2 /two) gold skillsat the end of her chain. You will be rolling on this card and she comes out. The only reason to use Kris S after Tamachud releases is for a power card with lose yourself. Therefor she is a long exclusive card.
new fusucreatura
>make a stinky rudolf for the first time>got all the skills but forgot I can't take goldsI guess it's hard being scummy
>>573260390sexy kingu pose
>>573260481
>>573260504nta what about ardan powercan i skip tamachud if i mlb that or do i still have to pay the tax
>>573258992King Halo
sorry danchou but I'm gonna be playing granblue relink dlc tomorrow
>>573260949Isn't it out on thursday
>>573260831I'm not sure about cards for other styles, but if she releases in close proximity to Tama then she's probably not worth rolling on. Tamamo power giving 2 generic golds is just kinda that good and the scenario card she comes with (Tucker) needs 3lb for her scenario link because fuck you lol.So yeah probably skip ardan
>>573261004>3lbchanging to 600 pulls then...Any other pal cards needing high lb?
>>573260991only if you're in japan
>>573261004ardan comes in the rudolf banner
>>573261082No Tucker is just kinda notorious for being a huge bitch. Basically every other pal card you can get away with less, even Ancestors and Guides (despite them having their TE locked behind 3lb and mlb)
>>573261181tucker is the sexiest pal so it's fine
I love Spe's butt
late yada or endchud yada?
>>573261426
>>573261427OYL Yada
>>573261427Micro bikinis + randoseru is such a powerful combo. All that's missing are fake cat ears, cat paws and a buttplug cat tail.
I wish I could play some vidya with /uma/ but I don't play online vidya anymore.Does any uncs wanna start WC3?
>>573261427nakadashi yada
>>573261670doesn't really work on kemonomimi. just give them a collar and connected vibe controller strap
In time you will learn to fear late surgers
>>573261771just find some randos and pretend they're from here
>>573261771Sorry I only play fgs
sweepy why
Surfing through unity+ with pasa/oguri parent runs with 25+ race wins is peak comfy
>>573261771The best I can give you is WoW, sorry buddy.While I enjoyed the hell out of WC3 as a kid, that was mostly cuz of skirmish, random custom games and campaign.
Where's my clock
>wake up>hear the rickey theme in my headI'm not rolling for the 2hu bitch stop with the neural marketing cygays
New high score! I might actually be able to keep top 150 which is far better than my actual goal.
>>573262021I still feel like a retard for not knowing how to make parents. Is it really just take the skills that you want, win every feasible G1 you can, and try to get SS rank?
boysex
>>573262102>Ribbon Mambo 7thmambros....
>>573262202torena genes...
>>573261771boot up a dragon's dogma file and let's trade pawns
>>573260542my one and single acknowledgement, because the captcha is hyper aids and angry SA/Muttards banned me for shit posting the US losing.
>>573262169you want good affinity (win G1s while using good umas and good grandparents), good skills (so you don't have to bring cards with them), and SS rank is to have better chances of getting sparks
>>573262169Pretty much. The important information about parent making/spark looping that not many people talk about for some reason is you get 2.5% increased chance in inheriting the same white spark that you have across your each parents/grandparents, maxing it to (2.5 x 6) 15% increased chance, on top of double circle/gold the skill
>>573259283GGs, sorry for bullying...
That jong match kinda sucked
>>573262752
>>573259283results3/4 if someone wants to join
>>573262906This game has some cool collabs
>>573262885save the engagement lobby antics for ranked bro
CM Status?
Show me your pretty derby
>>573262902
>>573262885it was FUN never be sorry>>573262952I really hope one day there will be an uma one but yostar will NEVER do itI'm sad I didn't get gintoki
>>573263059
>>573261426The comfiest in Japan
which is better for Lates>left is power 2, pace 2>right is power 2, medium 2
>>573263025:(
how do you make an ace with enough guts and power in unity. I keep falling short or getting too much stamina
I got my first SS Uma today.I love Unity.
>>573263161It's fiiiine, that's just how the game goes sometimeswhat actually pissed me off was the open hand tanyao while I was dealer. I'm already down on the ground and you decided to kick me in the nuts for what??
>>573263057>nevergonnagiveyouup.png
>>573263127If this is for sprint, right. If this is for dirt, left.
>throne pure passion activated>prevents slacker from goldship second option
what do you have to say towards the umamusume who popularized violating innocent torenas?
>>573263175Hell yeah bro. Next step is chasing that UG. Might have to wait for the next scenario to drop in a few weeks but keep grinding!
Who should the grandparents be if I want to make a maximally breedable Gold ship?
Apologies to the jonger who just joined but the lobby has dissolved....
>>573263305 adult ulala....
>>573263385SOMEONE JOINED????? I DIDN'T NOTICE MY BAD
brick-182 has a spot open for anons who want a chill and comfy A+ club25mil every month, reply with your ID and I'll invite you or apply in game with /uma/club ID: 835612678
>>573263247The real answer is i was trying to end the game fast so we can go one more. But it didn't work and i don't have time now for 2nd...
>>573263451android can't be this sexy
>>573263354Was almost SS+Should probably be able to push UG in Grand Live If I get another decent card.
>>573263446Kek I just noticed the club name is blink 182 reference
>>573263469no worries bwo it was fun more jongers are always welcome, seal clubbing included
>>573263430Like right after you left lol. Got dishes to do anyway so I guess that's it for now.>>573263469I shall forgive you... this time
Anons, I want to make a very strong king halo for this CM, could I get some advice for decks? I see in the guides some skills like ura stamina or that one mant accel too, seems like its going to be hard
IM TELLING YOU BUYSUMAS NEED TO BE COVERED LIKE THE WILDERNESSTHEY ARE HORSESIT DOESNT WORK UNLESS THEY GOT TONS OF BODY HAIR
>>573263293thanks
>>573263557we can do a room later in the evening then after I do borrowsI need to finally get a good suzu
>>573263601You either make her a cookie cutter pace (easy, good win rate) or grind out leap forward and put her on late (takes time, higher win rate)
>>573263646umas are shaved like how they're supposed to be, jungles are gay and disgusting
>>573260831in terms of stat output it's actually about the same (you could even argue ardan is better because of the SP bonus), the deal breaker is Tama giving you 2 generic golds. Ardan has 2 golds but you can pick only one. For pacegawds only you MIGHT consider skipping to get pow fine motion later which is an insane card but idk how long will that last. it just got a rerun so i assume it's towards the end of its cycle, or maybe not
>>573263769Right away
>>573263768is that skill really THAT good? what makes it different from the other bazillion gambles?
>>573263769I love my beautiful temple wife Tachyon
>>573263490androids were made to be sexy since their inception
>>573263769I'm coming inside
>>573263807Some hair is nice though.
>>573263601The mandatory skill is on your left from nice nature wit. If you dont have that card you need to borrow it. Inherited uniques I'd recommend are pump for 6th accel gambling and triumphant pulse for catching up. The stamina from ura is basically another version of homestretch haste (another good skill). Might have to hunt for a good parent to inherit thoseMy Dober deck was 2 speed 3 wit 1 power with Kitasan and Marv f2p power being the notable gold skills I got for mid race.
>>573263849It's not a gamble. You don't have to overtake to proc it. You have to TRY to overtake, which is piss easy, especially if you get a random speed carryover from skills
>>573263460cute stinko whimper
>>573263807Dober has the hairiest bush out of all the Mejiros, not even Ramonu has as much as her.
>>573263490
>>573263708that's ikuno dictus
>>573264197ikuno.................................is not green eyed
orange on orange violence
>>573264320Don't know how the trainer resisted the urge to fuck with her and say yes.
Can i skip grand masters...?
>>573264481no
>they are still unaware of the SUPER SECRET backliner inherit that chains into pump and works in a 8 pace lobby as long as you overtake one of them on the final corner
>>573263918>>573263980thank you anons, this is the best king I have managed so far, would adding stamina ura and leap forward (besides trying to get distance S and more whites if I land fast learner) be the way to look to improve her? or anything else?I do have nice nature wit but she's lb0, I dont know if its worth to slot her to borrow something else considering I barely managed to hit 1200 wit
>>573264532Final corner starts mid race so you proc it too early
>>573264631just gamble for a late proc
>>573264618You need more mid race if possible, so do more races for SP. From bonus skills, uma stan and Maru/Spechud uniques
>>573264618The best way to improve King through parent farming is Restraint
>>573264821bossu...
>>573264821stallions look like THAT!"
>>573264750i see why umama left
>>573264821Fenomarriable
I said I liked Mant but I have already made more fans this month than last just doing parent runs because spark reroll makes it less soul crushing, I’m even using my TP refills
>>573264915same ngl
>>573264618Adding the skills mentioned def improve her but her mid race is also a bit lacking. You're kinda banking on curvature proccing early because otherwise I dont see her catching up to the pace chaser pack. Maybe try and inherit uma stan too or position pilfer
M-M-MASAKA... IM RUNNING OUT OF TARROT PUICE 30...?!
>>573264746>>573264792alright, I will try get it done, thanks again
>>573264915I already finished the event too, unthinkable during the mant times
>>573265082you can get 150 runs in price of a ten pull
>>573265154And most runs pay for themselves
>>573264852>>573264876>>573264914YES
>>573265056I guess I will have to try my luck with inspiration, it hasnt been really good so far. When I highroll the stats, I get no skills and when I get the skills the stats are shit... thatrun was a middle ground I guess, but I have to fish the true highroll
>>573265238why he called her mamechin?
>>573265251Aoharu is just unfortunately less consistent in comparison to mant. Also get ignited power from purple spirit bursts
>>573265082Do the TP juice ever start to run out fast in the future like clocks during mant or does it keep being "use if you feel like it" always?
>>573265378Smol black bean as a bundled up baby uma
throne>fine motion.
>>573265378"His trainer, Hirofumi Toda, nicknamed him "Mamechin" (Japanese: マメチン),[3] due to the fact that his coat color resembles a type of sweet black basedbean served during New Year’s, known as Kuromame (Japanese: 黒豆)."
>>573265439>>573265480that's cute
>>573263807>jungles are gay and disgustingTrimmed and well taken care of can look nicehttps://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11409948https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11289333https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/10992120https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/9834226
>>573264750His oshi is Hishi Amazon, who is an End Closer. Trust the process.
>>573265410I didnt have SP left, I have grown used to aoharu's inconsistency with skills but what fucks with me the most is how I'm always having to drop skills, I usually get 2600 SP but I feel if I do even more races I'm crippling myself because I can't miss that much training, I wonder if SP will be more in Grand live, we will just have this weird aoharu moment for 2 weeks anyways
why can't i search for Blue (any) 9* in chronogenesis
>>573265610h-hot
>>573265584vivlos would do a heart shaped shave on her pubes
>>573265656we get more sp in GL yeah. I manage to get around 3k sp doing ~20 races in aoharu but I also have strong wit cards that let me high roll more often. Just need to chase that godrun like you said
>>573265610
>>573265082fucking how
is sweepydev(2) here?can you add an option to force meek duel training?
>>573265935It's called playing the game.
>>573265682Pretty sure these two options should be enough for that
>>573265935mambro...
>>573265994>>573266025I have a 1 year old and a full time job
>>573266105I have a full time job and crippling alcoholism but I find time
>Doing witmaxx run for fun>First time I get fast learner in a weekFuck youFuck youFuck youFuck youFuck youFuck youFuck youFuck youFuck you
>>573265885Urara love
>>573266195I'm a teetotaler. I refuse to touch any substance. Well, I do on rare occasion drink some coffee I suppose.
Is gut meme even real? I got destroy by 400 guts but 1200 wits.Or it's just a bad roll? Fuck sprint hard to identify why I won/lose
New day desu
>my trainer shower me a picture of his 1 year old child>non uma female
imagine if your dad was a gacha player
>>573266279sprint is a gamble which is why investing in wit is more consistent than guts
Thoughts on this hag?
>>573266346Why would Falco not know what her child looks like?
>>573266279gutsmaxxing hasnt ever been and never will be good
Bros... I cant eat without hotsauce anymore. Its too tasty
Time to listen to /uma/ club playlist while doing parent runs.
You should able to select multiple donations like the shop, fuck sash requesters
>>573266495El...
How the fuck do I train Taiki without wanting to jork it to her shuttles every 5 minutes?
>>573266530kentucky woman jumpscare
>>573266240Aoi... you're losing against a child...
Can I stop buying cocks from the daily shop now?
>>573266379I'd be nice being able to bond with my dad over something like that but alas he fucked off from home and now I pay the bills
>>573266556>3 months of MANT>still a sashlet
>>573266556just threaten to boot anyone who requests rare sashes
>>573266569But it's truuuuuu. It's even better now since its so hot outside
>>573266495You should try samyang chicken ramen
>>573266769I don't reward selfish behavior
>>573266495Eru...
>>573266769Show me your haruten stash then
>>573266870now THIS is a white woman jumpscare
>>573265610me on the left
>>573266379sorry son, i can't get you a switch 2 for your birthday. tachyon's banner is in 3 weeks
>>573266769Yeah nigger why would you request sash if you no lifed MANT already
>>573266769I didnt survive MANT to fill up your rare stashes, buster.
odds i do a careerevens i jerk off0 both at the same time
>>573266483>has umawife>adopts ningen daughter
Damn Ayabe is hot. Makes me wish there was some instant loss stuff involving her and her trainer (either one losing to cock/umanko)
you guys do know you can just buy sashes with club points and cleats right...
Only clubs top 5 earners can request sashes, this is the rule
i actually am 100% sure throne is better than fm.
Supreme Racist is actually good? I thought she was free?
gonna start requesting sashes from now on if it makes people melty this hard lmao
>>573267062uma preggo sex
isn't the ramen mode the equivalent of going to your local taco shack and realizing the cashier is messi
Hello friends!!
> Got SMaru card, yatta> Now that we aren't in MANT and Kitasan is going out I actually need a source of Dodging Danger and none of my parents have itFUCK
>>573267223arima kinen merchant but def good there
>>573267112No, you can't.>but I bought Asah-Your third rate uma consumes fourth rate sashes.
>>573267282>man I can’t wait to eat at my local ramen stand >huh did the owner have a daughter? >why the hell does she look like my Uma Oshi? >nah it can’t be I must be tired
>>573267282There's a BL about something similar...
>>573267282Tracen is a black company
>>573267321Hi
>>573267379>Kitasan is going outsaid who...?
*stares*
Finally.And just 4 more dailies until I hit pity for her summer alt.
>>573267282it's not out of place for tama or fujin
>>573267321Hello!
it's okay to buy JBC sashes
>>573267632Said Maru and Tachyon
>>573267721I can deal with the short hair but why increase her bust size? Manhattan Cafe is infamous for his weight issues. Cafe needs to either be skin and bones or just flat.
>>573267282>Doto the silver collector>Eternal 3rd Natie>NTRI wouldn't call that lineup Messi
NYOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT REQUEST SASHES!!!!! I ---HAVE TO--- CAP MY DONATIONS AT RESET I CANNOT LOGIN LATER TODAY I SNEED THEM ALL RIGHT NYOW!!! I CANT BUY THEM I CANT JUST NOT CLICK ON REDEEM ALL SAAR STOP REQUESTING THEM I'M GETTING BRICKED 2 DIRT SASHES AT A TIME!!! (I OWN NO DIRT UMAS BTW)
>>573267869Consistently ollecting silver and bronze medals is pretty impressive
>>573267981I say this
>>573267981
Hi guys before this thread dies can I get wholesome Cafe pics?
>>573267794Kita is better than Tach in gm buddy
you should give your top earners some love & privilege you knowthey might leave for ***
Messi just sucks off referees to get away with cheating not sure why people like him so much
>>573268282
Funds are saifu?
>>573267981This but unironically
>meisho umas have a water theme because the owner's company used to make battle ship gunsFUARK LOOOOOOOOOOOORE
>>573268357nmyabey
Nobody but reddit likes >mnahattan cafe
>>572914974>>572914974>>572914974
does it counts for affinity if I repeat a G1 race from Classic year in Senior, like NHK Mile and QEII?
>>573268461we still remember reddit tachyon bwo
>>573268485Hmm NO
>>573268503no, only unique G1s
The hottest expression an Uma can give
When are we merging wiith umaJP and/or migrating to vm?
>>573268678>migrating to vmew
>>573268678umajp is for keiba talk everyone talks here anyways
>>573267794you are supposed to be running 3 speed cards anon, and mind you, kitasan has her 120 rate vs 35 of maru.
>>573268698>plapumas don't make this sound
>>573268678>migrating to vm?Fuck those reddit pussy ass losers.
>>573263165guys.... please......
>>573268918borrow power rice
sowwy gwos I'm making dinner so no bake
>>573268918I haven't a clue, I have not made a single ace and will continue to drag my feet until the last moment
>>573268662
>>573269012Fatty nature
>>573269224>>573269224>>573269224
>Kita is finally done! she wasn't good for MANT and she won't be good for GL either!!! lole you'll be using her until food festival which is 2 years away
>>573268658
>>573268485My bro...