This is a thread for Girls' Frontline 2: Exilium, refer to /gfg/ for other MICA/Sunborn games.>DARKWINTER SERVERhttps://gf2exilium.sunborngame.com/mainhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/3347400/GIRLS_FRONTLINE_2_EXILIUM/>HAOPLAY SERVERhttps://gf2.haoplay.com/en/https://store.steampowered.com/app/3308670/GIRLS_FRONTLINE_2_EXILIUM/>BANNERS, GUIDES, CURRENT MIMICRATE, GS RANKINGS, & MOREhttps://www.dandegate.net/>CURRENT/UPCOMING BANNERS AND EVENTShttps://pastebin.com/WReMZrek>RESOURCE COMPILATION (GUIDES, STORY, STICKERS, MODDING, ETC.)https://pastebin.com/xeYHpwtN>PLATOONS LISThttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hK9OFgo7MS-ONpvoek2H7UU5CaKq3lu5G2yqDPH5qtE>DO NOT REDEEMLVF4M3QMD6 (Exp. Aug. 3)Previous Thread: >>573025646
GFLEX on DW has open spots. Apply if you want a casual but active platoon. This means that we expect members to do two GS hits but nothing else.Taking a break is fine, just let me know.Contact danchou at 104452 if you have any questions.>Platoon ID: 106014If you're applying directly, please have something in your profile that identifies you as coming from this thread.
/gflex/ on Dorkwinter is looking for one member! /gflex/ is a laid back platoon with our only goal being to get all the platoon rewards. We have always been in the top 2% or above and we have a lot of V6 dolls available to use. We are looking for active anons who will do their dailies and hits. If this sounds up your alley then please apply with /gflex/ in your profile! If you have questions then feel free to add me.>Platoon ID: 101613>Danchou UID: 144751
>>573261956Vidya b*tts!
>>573261956We're looking for three active dorks who have fun playing the game. There are no special requirements apart from being active. Apply in-game or tag this post if (You) want to join. :3
I want to get Mechty sweaty enough I can regularly drink shotglasses worth of nothing but her sweat, how do I convince her to do things like poledancing in a sauna
>>573261956Jannies gonna freak.
>>573262378Not sure why they refused to give her the original eyes. I don't mind these new ones so much, but they are less striking.
>>573262784I am, specifically to Mechty
>>573262410isn't it 4 dorks?
>>573262934One spot is in limbo, a dork applied with no identifier so I tried to friend him. Let's see where it goes.
>>573255582>not playing with his heartSad and pathetic anon.On a serious note, what's this about Basti and Sabrina? She's kinda waifu tier, so she would also work and keep to two elements. Is it only because of her healing, or is there some specific synergy I am missing?>>573255639Springfield would be the best meta option, yes.Not waifu tho.>>573258212Thank you, while this doesn't help me exactly decide between Nikketa or Liushish, I'll keep it in mind for my actual hydro team.
>>573263429danchousmooooooch
>>573261956Hmm, for some reason 4chan broke the video. This is what its supposed to be.
>>573263493
>>573261956Much spooms.Such elegance.
>>573263480Sabrina and Basti are the most busted meta team for the tower mode (after we get elemental reactions) because corro+water deletes mobs and Basti can shit corro tiles all over the map.
>>573263429naruhodo, you have my blessings that he's from here *smooch*
>>573261956>>573262378>>573262714Why is she still not sitting on SKK face bros...
Question, is Harpsy bad even at V6, I'm using her anyways but I'm curious
>>573264530yesworst ssr doll in the game bar mosin
>>573264347>no picfuck you moot
Video... Posterior...
sniff
>>573264530just be yourself
>>573264974>whole team mogging bastiBased, she can seat on her chair
>>573265915nyo...
Posting my wife, Sabrina!
Cunny Liquor,it's all butts from here on out.Join us.Darkwinter, のんびり。
>>573267004>level 9Bwo all the top platoons are level 12...
>>573266134>SKK: i really like you when you sit on that chair watching me fucking groza>basti: say no more senpai
>>573266593fatty
>>573267670We're just a bit slow, give us time...
>>573264860sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifffffffffff
Sex. With dolls. All of them. Mayling can watch. She can join later if I feel like it.
AHHHHH I can't wait!
>>573275617cute feet
>>573275617gallons
>>573263586What is she wearing on her feet? I thought it was sandals at first, but it's some kind of stir-up harness on one foot and just like... a strap on the other?
>>573277140Looks like these ankle-supporting sports socks
>>573278121Alright, but why is the left foot different from the right one?
BRICKED is recruiting cool people. We are a casual platoon with a few spots open for any new or old friend that may wanna join.We have always been within top 5%, we don't mind if people do their two hits in auto and we have most V6s. Come join us, friends!DarkwinterPlatoon ID: 106970Danchou ID: 690961Taichou ID: 348494
>>573278749Really anon?
mayling is a cum adjutant?
>>573279020LIVE
>>573279204What? She's clearly only wearing the sock you're describing on her left foot. On her right foot there's like a strap or a sandal or something. Can you not see it? Am I missing something here?
>>573279631It's from her gf1 skin, look it up.She's wearing straps for surfboard. You attach them to the board with an elastic band so the board doesnt get lost if you fall off. They just gave her a supercar instead of a surfboard
>>573280170Oh wow, thanks for the explanation. I've never seen such a thing before.Kinda weird to wear in a car, but I suppose the same is true for a bikini. Maybe they're like at the beach surfing and she's just entering the car.
>>573262714based on her full upgrade look when she's super borged out
>>573261956Taskforce DORK is looking for one dork to join the taskforce!Please be willing to do two Gunsmoke hits and Daily Patrol!Despite our really active roster the atmosphere is pretty laid back.You can reach out directly:>Danchou UID: 35510>Platoon ID: 101751
think if I beg enough they'll change the gameplay to eventually let you freely move any and all of your units without having to commit to an action first? Kinda nice moving everyone into place and then setting off the daisy chain.
>>573262378>>573261956
>>573281540There's no way
>>573283334breastfeeding
t-doll shimaidon
Mosin-Nagant needs an upgrade
>>573286843she needs to be downgraded to purple desu, though it's too late for that now that they plan to turn every purple doll into an ssr like nemesismosing is such a shit doll
>>573285957the helen teasing will be immaculate once we have cocoon onboard, preferably with no NC wipe.
>>573287664You shut your whore mouth unless spoken to
>>573286843Her model heavily features grenades, so I don't understand why they didn't incorporate them into combat.
>>573287664>gimmick is paralysis>bosses are immune and Lenna and Jiangyu are better at applying it en masse>Leva and Belka deal better and more consistent damage + negative chargeshe needs to be reworked, give her electric grenades that apply negative charge or something.
You people have no idea how much I want Mechty to give me a sweaty naizuri after hours of poledancing and I would do just about any special favor she asked of me to get it
>>573289746add it to the survey
>>573289723>bosses are immunehate asians and this nigger shit>"lol here's all these status effects, lmao bosses are immune to like 90% and are 80% resistant to the other 10%"
>large tits>aryan looks>loyal to a fault>always tries her best>hide-the-pain-mosin.jpeg>most relatable doll on the elmoHow can anyone dislike this sweetheart?
>>573290531I just don't like big tits, really is that simple
>>573262714Because her original eyes are gone canonically, only Shaw knows how to make the Wolf's Eye system and she's dead
>>573290531i don't like dolls i don't useand mosin is too shit to use in any contentsimple as
Join ThreeLineDorks!100206, Darkwinter
>>573262173>>573279020>>573293620>three shit platoons>all using mosin as their mascothmmm im nyoooticing
>>573293791shut up nigger
>>573289302I don't remember, did Cocoon get Helen's stank out of her base layer? If not, it would definitely go the other way.
>>573293843struck a nerve, huh?
>>573293970oh you're the copy faggot, kill yourself
>>573294082>everyone i dont like is le thread boogeyman!lol lmao even
>>573294082Trip back on, faggot.
>>573293951>did Cocoon get Helen's stank out of her base layer?No, and I meant helen would be teasing cocoon. ad infinitum. Fair trade if you ask me, teasing in exchange for leaving (((Zimmerman))) and not worry about being turned into some boojum experiment
>>573294381Being a boojum experiment turns you into the strongest doll in the world though.
>>573294381Okay, yeah, that'll be gold.
>>573294191 meant for >>573294334
>>573294771Calm down, Vincent.
>>573294381>>573294676Also, Cocoon hasn't had her reunion with Leva yet, right?
>>573294872>"you need skkock don't you cocoon?" - Leva
>>573294872gonna have leva on the ropes only for skk to show up and briefly have cocoon's NC seize up
Why are the dolls letting this HOMEWRECKER walk all over shikikan?
>>573296042who can do anything about it besides tina and maybe lewis teaming up with her.
>>573296279Altergroza solos her
>>573261956https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st6tv3yGIO8
>>573290625Her tits are NOT that big if you stay on model compared to other dolls shes average
Basti the EPVA MVP
>>573300797>voy>klukaiyawn
>>573296042Hello, king chong pls make an animation where skk is doing situps and a doll steps on their stomach to increase the difficulty.
>>573300797>all v6lol, lmao
>>573301934V6R6*
Is this the worst lucky drop in PC? I rather not get my hopes up.
>>573302010Huh???
>>573302632My wives ready for a threesome.
Sweaty unwashed Lainie.
>Sextans soon>Altergroza soonimagine rolling when these two are on the horizon
>>573302632>>573302847Perfect titties.
>>573299906Had to make a Christian Version.
>>573303575I don't get it.
>>573303775It's a sound post: https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-playerOriginal uncensored: https://litter.catbox.moe/1dpctstuzj20z0mv.webm
Don't forget cause that bitch ass chink slut won't just give it out at once, you have to log in to get your intelligent supplies now!
So did everyone water their flower and pick up their intelligence supplies?
>>573304161I will spend a lot of money to get Alter Glowza + Vidya v6
>>573304387No need to be rude cowlick
>>573304608obviouslythis is the only gacha i playi 100% all chores
>>573304671I play 7 different gachas :)
>>573304854holy seapag
>>573304894It's 5 AM in Jakarta bro...
>>573304671Same, multiple gachas sounds wild
>>573305057Is anyone under the delusion that a person who would play 7 gachas wouldn't also be awake at 5 am?
how much of a loser do you have to be to play 7 gachas at once?
Uh-oh, melty...
How long until vidya butts releases in global ?
>>573306963Probably another year or twoMight be 6 months if we keep accelerating
>Leva has a sunbathing crew deck animation if you own Loreley and HelenaFuuuuck why am I tempted to roll now
>>573308175Helena is her own person, you do not own her
>>573308371all clankers belong to SKK
>>573308898Helena is not a robot tho
Commander, its time to log in!!
>>573309701No way fag
>>573309701show me your butt, mayling
>>573293951>did Cocoon get Helen's stank out of her base layerShe tried.
>>573309867FUCK YOU, FUCKING SKK PIECE OF SHIT
The writing team responsible for the AK12 story should be publicly executed.
Female ningens are only good for making little skk for your dolls to dote on.
>>573308175Source? Also did you mean to say Helen and not Helena?
>>573310559Why?What did I miss?
>>573304671I'm playing gf1 to know the story but I'm getting lazy in that one. I really can only play one gacha at a time. They turned the dailies into weeklies though so I'm just doing bare min until I feel like taking a break though I'm at the interesting part of the story (beat both chapter 10 story campaigns, on ch 11)
>>573309867
>>573308371She's on MY Elmo, therefore I own her.
>>573306963December assuming no more acceleration or dart board shenanigans
>>573311224He's not telling us ;) he's a CN trannylatorCHAD
>>573312040No SSK, no!
Helena? For sex.
>>573311078sorry yes, helenhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1NAYBgcFBVvUtGQ5kZVbRqAskanw7b77P-YMmVZHoTUc/
>>573312629Don't sexualize my daughter.
>>573279020>IMPLACABLY FOCUSED
>motherfucker is a known and accepted insult>daughterfucker is not
Have you smooched your danchou today?
>>573313505I thought Kuro was a vepleyfag
>>573313505My danchou isn't here...
>>573313505>GFLEXchou: Let me be as much of a metafag as humanly possible except for Mosin.
Who is everyone voting for in the skin poll? For me its Lenna.
>>573313505This was literally completed within the last 30 minutes because I was just working on story mode
>>573314449In a world where the numbers wouldn't be shown, I would vote for Ullrid blindly hoping there could be a chance...
>>573314449I'm going down with my wife.
>>573313505Maybe I will maybe I won't, what are you going to do about it?
>>573314449who
>>573314449Are you the lenna schizo that believes people are voting just to make lenna lose?https://x.com/ponchochief420/status/2074456525674889409
>>573315892holy
>>573316198Bro is a legit schizo lmao
>>573316198LMAOOOOOO this vote keeps on giving
>>573316198>complaining about 13th place
>>573316830ERM....ZAMN, IS THAT!!!???
>>573314449My wife is top 15, but I'm still debating if I should support another of my favorite Dolls that's much lower on the ranking.
>>573316830making a family!
>>573316830She doesn't really look that into it desuwa
>>573316198I hate Lenna now.
>>573314124Quit spying!
cheeta
>>573318936nah
I like Cheeta and Lenna
wowowowow
pretty easy but time consuming 40/40. the mobs only spawn 5 max so you can't bike them all quickly.
>>573293791what are some /glex/ approved dolls for platoon advertisement?
S-Springfield....
I need doll pussy.
>>573319903Vepley
>>573319903
>>573320476but vepley is retarded in non-sexy way
/gflex/, give me your WAR CRY!
>>573320657Yeah shes great!
>>573300601The biggest tits I consider attractive are what Faelynn has
>>573320657
>>573320829
>>573321441;_;
I love big tits!
>>573322416Personally, Mechty has the sexiest tits in GFL
>>573322741You are so useless, just like Mechty after Basti
ATTACK JAPAN!!!!!
>>573322790
good night /gflex/
Mechty is retarded, flat, lazy, foul-mouthed, weak, and constantly gets bullied by KlukaiWhat is she good for?
>>573322498wasnt there some comic where thunder would do this just to get attention from skk?
>>573323236sex
>>573323861>driving without shoeswhat a RETARD
>>573320969Be careful anonBrown indians will call you gaye if you dont bowdown and suck helen amd loreleys tits
>>573323236>RetardedShe's smart, just for specific things>FlatYes and that's hot as fuck>LazyYes, and I can take advantage of that for a lot of my fetishes>Foul-mouthedTo be fair, most of the dolls are at times>WeakI prefer the term "portable">And constantly gets bullied by KlukaiYes, and I'll happily bully her too but sexually>What is she good for?Sex, being cuddly, being a gamer buddy, and I have a lot of fun niche hobbies she'd probably like watching me work on while she's laying all over me half asleep
why is koleda so loved? is it the crazy eyes? or some GFL1 lore i won't read?
>>573324114Careful, Koleda has over 900 confirmed kills and can snap your neck like a twig if she deigns it appropriate
Do you think Mechty would be into getting tied up and edged since she doesn't have to move at all
>>573325794she would just fall asleep
>>573325948Funny thing is that plays into what I was mentioning earlier about Mechty playing into my kinks: chain her up and blindfold her, edge her until she's been asleep for at least an hour, and then give her some red bull through a French kiss before flipping her switch and enjoying the show
>>573324548nobody really likes hershe's just a mary sue
>>573326340That's 15You FOOL
>>573326558I know i posted her because I like her
>>573324548She isntAll of DEFY are throw aways compared to 404Literally everyone knows 404 and the guns around them
I vote for McDonald's
>>573324548We can't talk about it in the Exilium general because it would be offtopic. Go ask the main general.
>>573328216shut up faggot
>>573316198that's my alt account btw
>>573289616I don't get why we have magical abilities in realistic setting when there are grenades and drones for that
>>573316198i'm not voting against lenna, i like lennai just like my own doll more and my doll is ranked way lower
You guys are my friends :)
Vote for Fehtussy is a vote for all SF dolls. Vote for Tussy if you want SF back
>cannot support ruchey
>>573331164ruchey poster disappeared...
>>573330682All I...all I...I-I'm not big enough...
>>573331531no i didn't
>>573261956Bullies on Darkwinter still has a few more spots. We're always looking for new dorks We have 5 slots at the moment.We're a semi-casual platoon that lands between 3 and 4% for gunsmoke, with a focus on keeping comfy, lax requirements. If you log in (almost) every day and at least auto your two gunsmokes hits daily, we're good. We've got every major character v6 available, and platoon chat is pretty slow but comfy.If you apply, make sure you have a reference to the threads in your SKK card, otherwise I'll have to friend you and deal with all that verification crap.Platoon: 106432Dancho: 34961
>>573330642Yes, we are! :)
What are your rolling plans for the next few months? I'm thinking>V6R1 Sextans>V6R6 AltergrozaMaybe roll Liu, but she got powercrept by new Tololo key and my Springfield is only V0. Never was a fan of 12 so I'm not too stoked about Koleda.
V0 CheyenneV0 SextansV0 GrozaV0 FaelynnV0 GyaruEasy
>>573336319>What are your rolling plans for the next few months? I'm thinkingthere's basically no dolls i'm in interested at all so i'm prob just gonna v6 my existing dolls since i have 1000+ rolls saved up and no one i want to roll on.
>>573336319V6R6 Rikka :)
>>573324114Colloquially I've heard from girls it's comfy to do so and I've come across pedal pumping porn so I'm sure it'll activate some people's almonds
>>573338812Depends on her thickness to be honest
I'm going to IMPREGNATE a doll.
>>573261956DDN has a spot for a dork that can do two manual funsmoke hits, or three decent autos.For questions or reservations, add UID 14883. If applying direct, please have something in your profile.
>>573336319Skip CheyanneSkip LiushiSkip SextansSkip OatsSkip FaelynnGigaskip WelrodV0 MytilV0 AsteriaV6 SoppoV6 KoledaV6 Rikka takarada
Hug your bot and report back.
>>573341219Dolls cannot get pregnant
>>573342213I'm going to send Mechty into a primal heat so intense she's incapable of thinking of anything but the desire to breed
>>573342449didn't ask you annoying coomer faggot
>>573342213I can still try
>>573342493You're the odd man out for this franchise.
>>573342581>liking this franchise means you have to like my incel fetish vomit postsno nigger that's not how it works, i don't care about your obese faggot fetishes you ugly freak
>>573341607You have some of the shittiest taste ive seen
>>573342627It's exactly how it work you blind autist.
>>573342213Pftt, look at this joker. Fucking watch me, bitch
>>573342676>play the game because you like the sexy dolls>that means now you have to listen to some faggot male incel tell you about his fetishesno i don't care about your fetish you dumb ugly fuck i guarantee you reek irl and a woman wouldn't touch you with a 10 foot poleyou are one disgusting incel freak and should kill yourself
>>573342683I prefer not to...
>>573342745You're still not the target audience. I am. Mechty will be bred.
>>573342814didn't ask you ugly little obese faggot freak
Dolls want to get pregnant
One must imagine Mechty cumming her brains out half an hour into falling into a cycle of perpetual orgasm
>>573336319I'm in a real quagmire. I really want to get what seems like more than a half of the girls that are supposed to release one after another, yet I have basically no tickets left. Loreley sucked me dry. I want Cheyanne, Liu looks cute, Sextans, Oats, maybe Faelynn, Soppo, Koleda and also get Robella if she reruns. Seems like I will be forced to on go V0 on all of the ones I manage to get. I am fucked.
>>573343053But how?
>>573343161I would never wish another man be inside Quagmire, I'm sorry for your pain
Is Lenna on the current guarantee banner?
>>573342745if you dont care why are you acknowledging him at allyou are just spurring him to post moreshould have ignoredor just filtered all posts that contain a combination of mechty + cum/sweat/orgasm
>>573343532Because it's a troll. You fell for it too now. And so did I by replying to you
>>573343532I'm pretty sure he's a troll, he calls all the hornyposters faggots or niggers and tells them to kill themselves
>>573343686>you're a troll if you don't want to listen to horny men telling you their fetishes!!!bro you are literally a faggot if you want to read these posts
There is literally nothing wrong with fantasizing about making your wife pregnant.
>>573343196The beginning of the game was so comfy and calm. Less dolls really was better
>>573343742>Where do you think we are? x2
Sometimes I'm in a Helen mood. Sometimes I'm in a Suomi mood.
Where is the hot tub?
How do you beat challenge mission V? I get annihilated on the first enemy turn
sirswhen is voymastina's next rerun?thank you
>>573354618Same as every other level, I just hit auto
I don't believe for a second that Loreley is THAT much more popular than everyone else.
>currently only have 23 outfit ticketsIt's fucking over. I'll never be able to get Koleda's skin...
>>573355339buy the ticket box and then buy it when it refreshes again
>>573355424>spend money you don't havei wish i had a job...
>>573355331Recency bias is a hell of a drug
>>573355331Nobody does. Xitter and Reddit think its rigged as well.
>>573355331you underestimate how much people will pick the #1 spot just because they want to be a winner
>>573355331The top 10 or get shown exponentionally more votes than they have, if Doter were to somehow overtake Loreley she would either lose millions of votes or Doter would gain Millions of votes in the blink of an eye.ButLoreley is probably actually quite far ahead for the reason alone that she is the default-option.
>>573355179She just had her obligatory rerun so its pretty random when the next one will be, but probably a couple months. Shes pretty popular so decent chance they run her again.
>>573356036thank you siri want both her and koleda
>>573355331>Phaetusa being that highThat's cap.
>>573356319You are cap
>>573355331I like how half the dolls in the top 10 already have like 2+ skins. This community is a joke if these results are real.
They should just give every doll like 3 skins.
>>573356558Remember last time everyone voted for Klukai with 3 skins and then they complained that Klukai is getting too many skins
>>573356558Yeah you should be immediately disqualified from the poll if you have multiple skins already. Who the fuck is voting for Wawa? She has 3 skins already you greedy faggot.
I just want to see doter in sexy underwear.
>>573357517
>tfw no gunsmoke
>>573319903Is she popular enought o make it to gfl2? I want a tanned dork
>open game>friend request>it's a dorkleave my f2p ass alone
>>573362451>he's getting poached
>>573355451Well...maybe you should get a job.
>>573362451Accept the friend request just to tell him he's a dork and then unfriend him.
>>573362451why'd you dox me you fucking idiot
>>573363479Go be gay elsewhere
>>573363591well now you're blacklisted and never joining my platoon, hope it was worth it
>>573363978>blacklisted from autistic sweatshop platoon ran by an attention whorelole
>>573363479too late, we already have your social security number and your cc pin
>>573364276>5% shitter platoon thinks he can backtalk my top 100 platoon
Are all top100 platoons this toxic?
When is Suomi rerunning?
>>573365583Netorare is very chill
Do danchous from the top 100 platoons always poach ppl from platoons outside the top 100?
>>573365812Watching Ney fuck my raifu wasn't very chill.
>>573365846All the time but they send their platoonies to do it for them so they can shift the blame onto them should they get caught.
>>573362798haha...
>>573366145>t. 5% shitter platoon
>>573365583it's one guy shitting up the general
>>573366235Be a wagie, It's not that bad.
>>573304854Same, when you get to the endgame between patches gachas need like 2-4 hours of your time weekly - unless of course you go full retard and 100% phase clash, get 11k three hits in gunsmoke etc. All time spent after that is a bonus, where you enjoy character stories, play at your own pace and have fun - crazy concept I know.Never go full retard (in gacha).
>>573367605who? how do you know it's one guy?
https://x.com/mirAe283/status/2074656577655840985/photo/1Would love to be Harpsy and help someone relax in a hot spring by giving them a handjob from behind while pressing up against them before they got in the water, followed by some fellatio right as they get out to warm me upAlso I think I'm going to start posting the art source links again; I've seen a few images recently that the reverse image source doesn't work on even though I do eventually find it, and I don't want anyone to have to deal with that
>>573369401didn't ask you retarded faggot
>>573261956Looking for retards to populate the platoon even if only temporarilyOnly requirement is that you play the game and do patrols and gunsmoke runsAs compensation, you get to have the privilege of having "Retard" on your profile114193, Darkwinter
>gift any doll a present60NCIYZ
>>573371706And what's the issue with that?
>>573357937tummy raspberries
>>573370017CZ you should poach people from this platoon!
>>573371706>this redeem code is invalid
>>573362451Leave your random platoon
GM
>>573365846Nah, most of the time we just recruit new players. Very few people are interested in ever swapping platoons, unless there's something seriously wrong. It happened sometimes in the early days, when people were still getting a feel for the game. (Or a platoon imploded.) It's almost unheard of now.
>>573369268The mentally ill krautfag.
>>573375594Someone needs to pick up the "DISBAND YOUR PLATOON NOW" mantle.
>>573375594Mergers were pretty common for a time last year when platoons slowly gained levels for more member space and the fotmfags slowly dropped the game
>>573376503You're right, we did see some platoons merge. Perhaps not that many in the top 100 as those have tended to be close to capacity, but some. (SVVeppies is the prime example I think.)
>>573376503>tfw we'll never fill up again
>>573376503I think everyone is still in the 5% range nowadays so there's no reason for anyone to merge.
>>573376756maybe next year when attrition finally gets some platoons to give in
>>573376956unless danchode an heroes, would be a real shame
>>573376956doubt it, at this point the only people that play are dedicated players in for the long haul, and out of that small % an even smaller % cares about gunsmoke enough to pay attention to platoon ranking and politics. Whether you are in a platoon that places in upper echelon of top 100 or a total shitter chasm somewhere around 10% chances are that if you haven't changed your platoon by now you never will no matter what happens (bar danchou dissolving it i guess)
>>573375594What was the name of the platoon that disbanded and had the danchou write and post a pic of an apology letter here? Lol
>>573377556I Abstain! It was a /gfg/ platoon.
>>573376206Without the ranking datamine there's not much point to it
>>573377661We'll never get kino platoon drama like that again
>>573377808All the platoons that matter are still in the top130 range at least. Platoons that actively recruit can just be put under a 5% number or something.
>>573377661why did they disband, and why the letter?
>>573378121he kwab'd
>>573377959>has to say 130 because his shitter platoon hasn't reached top 100 ever
>>573377661Anyone have the pic of letter he posted? I gotta see how dorky it was.
>>573378197dandegate tracks platoon rankings up to 130 because thats the farthest you can go after the api change
>>573378197NTA but it's a pretty arbitrary line. Netorare had never reached top 100 and then suddenly shot up to the 40s. If a top 130 platoon wants to be top 100, all it takes is a nudge. They're there because they don't care.
>>573378197>caring about shitsmokeHOLY FAGGOT ALERT BATMAN!
>>573378517>capeshitfaggiest faggot to fag around award
>>573378509Now again with your trip, Vinshit.
>>573378509ntr danch sends vids where she's getting railed, for motivation
Man, combining Loreley with Springfield and Suomi makes for a practically indestructible team.
Are there any platoons looking for mergers now?
>>573378748lollmao even
>>573378805Everyone keeps asking for mergers but I don't think I've seen any of the platoons actually announce that they're actually looking for one.
>>573378748Nope, sorry TDL, but you're going to have to find 8 dorks somewhere else.
>>573378918>looking for a merger with only 8 spots
>>573378910We saw some last year, as was discussed. But understandably most platoons would like to be the ones who absorb other platoons, not to be absorbed.I have to say though, the SVVeppies situation was a great idea, changing their name to reflect the merger. Otherwise it just feels as if one of them disappears.
>>573379063I can't wait for the /gflex/ and GFLEX merger. What will it be? /gfLEX or GFLex/?
>>573378918We only need four!!
>>573379063/Netorare/
>>573378910Because mergers are incredibly stupid no matter how you look at it. If two level 10 platoons merge you are asking one of them to abandon their identity a year+ of work to be absorbed into another party that the might have 0 common ground with. There is only one spot for danchou, so the other one will always be seen as the weaker and lesser one. Also you risk splintering your platoon even if you are the party that absorbs, because there is no telling if the other group accepts the new platoon and danchou instead of staying a clique loyal to their ex-danchou.honestly biting the bullet and recruiting on discord/reddit is less of a hassle imo
>>573379270That's just some false-flagging retard. Probably DD again.
>>573369401That is a very cute pic.
>>573379180>/GFLEX/
>>573379465I hate this name
>>573379405>my old danchou getting absolutely railed by my new danchou
>>573379063The netorare list has a good ring to it...
>>573379665netorare dorks da nya
>>573379636Gay! Unless one of the danchodes is a female
Sure is schizo hours huh
Newfag here. Apparently I have an outfit selector? Which one do you guys think I should get? I don't like 95% of the characters lol
>>573379987which characters or character do you like?
>>573379987just save it until you find a doll/outfit you like? retard
>>573380124Peri is my favorite. Only people who are genuinely nice and have great taste like her lol
>>573380124Makiatto looks nice, but I don't think I'll be getting her anytime soon since I'm saving for Voymastina and Koleda...>>573380291but it EXPIRES! in 170 days
>>573380346U should use it on the 169th day
>>573379405>There is only one spot for danchou, so the other one will always be seen as the weaker and lesser oneAnon, I don't know how you tell you this, but danchou is not a position of prestige and power. The work is mostly janitorial, with minimal reward beyond the joy of seeing the platoon thrive. You're essentially a public servant. Dumping this responsibility onto someone else wouldn't really be a loss. The real reason danchodes don't cede their position is because they're unsure if others would want to, and/or would put in the same level of effort.I do agree with the rest of your points though. (Except for recruiting on discord or reddit, that would defeat the entire point of a chan platoon.)Tell you one thing though, I'd probably be more comfortable merging at this point in the game's lifecycle, when we know which danchous are reliable, compared to early on when nobody knew anyone. Seems unlikely to ever happen though.
>>573380346You don't want to get her on the current banner? Or did you already pull another doll. The first time you don't have to deal with the shitty 50/50 on that special banner. Since she's on there, it may be a while before she comes back but I don't know.
>>573380346170 day is plenty of time. Keep in mind that new outfits that go off the initial discount will be added to the selector over time.
>>573381017Saving in hopes the Mechty outfit becomes available before it expires
>>573380693>>573381017Oh, I didn't know the pool gets updated. Thanks.>>573380837>You don't want to get her on the current banner?Saving every bit of currency I get for tina and koleda. I'm going for as many dupes as I can.
>>573381442It's possible. Many outfits have been expedited to global.
>>573369401we're gonna do it inside the water too
>>573381520Godspeed meta anon
>>573380787Do you really think the danchou of the platoons at the very top like the three dorks would cede their position?
>>573381520"pick-your-guarantee" banner for Chiral Redundancy (next major) features Tina, so you'll get your chance in about a month and a half.
>>573380787>(Except for recruiting on discord or reddit, that would defeat the entire point of a chan platoon.)given how shit these threads are there is no reason not to recruit on discord or redditthere is zero reason to be loyal to this piece of shit general
I finally finished the story as a returning player. I had to read corposant, go on youtube to read antiparallel and then read current event. Besides some dorm stories I need to read, I can finally just log in to co- do dailies.
maybe you should stop making it a piece of shit general
>there is zero reason to be loyal to this piece of shit general
>>573381729Thank you!>>573381989>in about a month and a half.Oh shit, this soon? Very nice.
>>573382456HEY, 95 YEAR OLD MAN!STOP POSTING PICS OF YOUNG ANIME GIRLS. IT'S WEIRD.
>>573382929I thought all the uncs stayed in gfg
>>573382929wanna see something else that's weird?
>>573383880Yes
Fvck... shitbox...
>>573384371
I have a retarded question, does this work on Springfeild and Yoohee?
>>573385369disgusting
>>573385369Now this is a warcrime.
>>573385369Not gonna lie, Lenna looks sexy like that
The flower.
>>573386484>Lennai understand that you're confused
>>573386882No, I mean that I see how Lenna looks in that previous image and want to tease her about her newfound flat chest while licking it relentlessly and enjoying the embarrassed and humiliated noises she's making
>>573387510that was M37 and not Lenna either!
>>573387510 (me) update, I was confusedEither way M37 looks sexy in that previous pic and my point stands
>>573387746yes, you're a cute confused DORK *smooch*
>>573387913Lenna is definitely a bit too big for me but I do love her :3 energy
>>573388169it's true Naizuri is love, Naizuri is life
>>573388409Naizuri is in my top 20 kinks, maybe even my top 10On that note, I really want a sweaty naizuri from Mechty
>>573388792
>>573388827
>>573365846I have never poached anyone. I just throw the ad out there and wait for people to come.
>>573313505>like three guys touched the eventhold me bros...
>>573314449Believe me or not but I'm still a virgin sitting on my The One Ring years later.
>>573390386it unironically shit. sex with dolls is all that matters.
>>573390386I will 100% the event, just been busy.
>>573390567waiting for the COOLEST doll to give it to?
>>573391040No reason to give it to anyone so far so you can put it that way I suppose.
>>573391040>carrying strap on the inside of her jacketis my shining STAR fucking retarded?
>>573393364EEEEHHHH
>>573369401>harps having a mental breakdown due to interpreting me liking her food as somehow me not liking her food very muchThis is too real desu and looks cute only in 2D. Please don't do that any more you dumb kotty.
>>573319903weirdest take on AK I ever saw
>>573385751Yes. Colgate's key is one of the best utility keys
What happens if I squish Faelynn
>>573398573she explodes and takes you with her
I am starting to really work on my first weapon sets.Yep that is a grind all right.
>>573357109>Who the fuck is voting for Wawa? I'll never kneel and I'll never rest...
>>573379754Cute.
>>573399075Fuck you I was barely able to avoid bursting out laughing at work thinking about Faelynn going literally nuclear at getting her cheek poked
>>573381869I can't speak for every danchou, but I do think people underestimate how much work goes into it. The top danchous are probably quite invested in their platoons and wouldn't just give it up for no reason, but I also think that a big part of that is the uncertainty of it all. Nobody wants the platoon to wither and die (and thus let every member down) just because they left the danchou hat to someone who wasn't prepared for it. Maybe there's a degree of ego, but the other danchous that I've spoken to are generally very down-to-earth people.Look at it this way: DDN has had two former danchous who ultimately didn't want the responsibility.>>573382049There's a lot of great people, they just don't post very often. As usual, the vocal minority is the most visible. I know my platoonies appreciate that I try to ensure every new recruit is from /here/.
>>573399440>There's a lot of great people, they just don't post very often.It's a shame Vincent doesn't post as much anymore. His posts were always incredibly high quality, useful and full of knowledge. I don't think anyone but him understands this game as well as he does.
>>573399890glad you're still here to suck his cock though!
7 weeks until kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v66AI4-B7fw
>>573401575vanguard sound...i kneel
Don't actually try to smooth your danchou. It's unprofessional and makes them feel uncomfortable.
>>573355331The voting started with lore having 1.6 million the moment the event started. Of course its fucking rigged
Am I the only one who's game's crashing in the last challenge mission?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK_O-R4KCGchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT0V_S0JbNk
>>573406757figures I just had to redownload the game lmao
>>573406179Maaaaan, I just LOVE "democracy" when it benefits me!
platoonies will be quizzed
>>573407775The chinese must be stopped
>>573407775and aren't chink runes a "condensed" writing language? shit gonna be the size of the bible when translated.
>>573407578Man, I'd love to lick all over Loreley's body and then get fucked to death by her
I wont be tricked into wasting CP on starwish this is time!
>>573408550>this time
>>573408550Think about it like this: you convert 108 rolls into the covenant ring. that's, like, just a doll and a half. You know you want it. It's a good deal.
>>573409380Dushevnaya would never
>>573410092She still takes baths with SKK so she might
>>573409020Last time I failed and only got second place. Won't be making that mistake again.
>>573261956lame
>>573407775>ban happy discordniggers thinking we careI hope that retard gets banned from the company for breaking NDA.
>Today's Glittering Starwish is to give a doll a present>All dolls are maxed out?????????????????????????????
Oh yeah, I almost forgot. I have to log in to get my stupid intelligent supplies because this stupid game wants me to log in again. Fuck you Mayling!
>>573412180anon....
>>573412180>>573412213oh nevermind it's over... I'm sorry Mayling, don't cry...
>>573412180Its over bro, you don't have tobut you still have to water the flower
>>573412368I've been good at remembering that. I forget eventually just like those times I forgot to drink before using stamina. What the fuck are these devs thinking half the time?
>>573362387noMICA hates ak47 for some reason which is weird because the ak47 is the coca cola of the weapon world
>>573407775>iliadare they copying a nolan movie?
>>573398573
FLOWER! WATER YOUR FLOWER
Collab with Nier Automata when?
>>573415869Nier collabs are so played out.
>>573415869who would get what outfits? i think only the loli characters should get outfits, for reasons
>>573415869Mach GoGoGo collab for AK-12
>>573417025I was thinking of a playable 2B as a sword doll, not just extra outfits.
>>573417025Hear me out, sexy kunoichi Mechty
smell doll feet
doll feet smell
>>573422148
>>573421969For me it's Chiloveig's feet.
Post the dolls that you've masturbated to the most.
>>573423707This one
>>573423707
>>573423707I'm pretty sure it's Nikketa. I should get more dupes honestly, she's great.
>>573422327Saki is pure sex so she can stay here.
>>573423707Ive never beaten off to this game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIA4xq8i6XI
>>573426062
>>573426062Fan art counts
>>573426062What are you some sort of fag
>>573425556By far the sexiest doll in GFL, Jesus Christ
>>573426062same but anime in generali can only fap to real women for some reason. I still find anime sexy though
>>573426828What the fuck is MICA smoking
Betty when...
>>573428583>i can only fap to real women
>>573426828what
>>573423285The small plap-step sounds were very necessary to that scene
>>573428583>i can only fap to real womenmy condolences anoncito
>>573433989>>573434160>>573434310>>573434489Is my daughter on the spectrum?
>>573434865She uses the M200Yes
Is doter just one big call of duty reference
>>573436597In GFL2 she's a mix of COD and fandom references with the 360 no scopes and her love of sharks. Wasn't that way in the original game though
>>573439737GFL2 just flanderizes every character
>already maxed affinity>glittering starwish: gift a doll
>>573441398You should've rolled for more dolls and married them all.
Who cares about the rigged event. The rewards arent even worth it
>>573443178apparently you care enough to post about it
this is for not giving her a skin, mr. yuzhongpew pew
>>573444872cute
>krolik outfit back in shop>have considered using my covenant on her for a long timeIm only conflicted because I really like Sextant since she was introduced as playable. Krolik was my favorite from the start, and I hope she gets a 5* version like Nemesis at some point.
>>573426062Understandable. This really isn't a gooner gacha and I don't understand why its fanbase presents it as such. It's actually a serious military scifi story that occasionally has retarded outfits premium outfits like yoohee'sSame problem with ZZZ. Fanbase claims it's gooner game, but the designs have been through multiple CCP ungooner filters and all the stories are tragic.BD2, Nikke, Azur Lane, Action Taimanin, and Last Origin have infinitely more sexually appealing designs and are the real gooner gacha
>>573424030would you hotglue this fig?
>Serious military sci-fi story>Krolik-Nemesis slapstick comedy tier interactions>Comedic relief Varjaggers presented as a little more cognizant than a rock cartoon villains>The whole tomato emperor arc>Constant slice-of-life K-Onesque side-stories and doll stories>Nobody ever dies besides NPCs that appear for a single scene like the military garrison commander from main story chapter 2 or 3, NPCs that the fanbase takes liking to get constantly brought back like Chilovieg who returns in Welrod's event>"Important" plot points like the Mephisto Agreement get brought up out of nowhere and then are promptly forgotten without explanation when it's convenient>SKK is a doll Jesus that no doll is allowed to even be neutral towards, let alone dislike him, literally every single enemy doll sooner or later joins him to drool over his cock>Every doll has a button/container/whatever on their body that they can activate to unleash magical powers like in the Groza vs Darture cutscene>Occasionally has retarded outfits (56 skins available on global, 4 can be considered tactical, the rest are casual clothes/fanservice outfits/bikinis/pyjamas)>an actually serious military scifi story with designs that have been through multiple CCP ungooner filters and all the stories are tragic>vid unrelated
Groza Prime's see through heels are definitely related to girls feetline
>>573444272And you care enough to comment
>>573453776you are the one saying it doesn't matter thobeit
I want to hug a doll...
>>573453857
/gflex/... is dead...
>>57345479614 days of the current event and banner passed, we are in the last 7 days, the deadest period.Sextans and Altergroza waiting room.
>>573453821Retardspeak
>>573455183you are the retard althougheverbeit
>>573455261Retardspeakx2
>>573455312uh oh xis having a melty
>>573455369Botspeak
>>573455424you are the one responding like a bot to something you supposedly don't care about everbeittho
>>573455486Retardspeakx3
>>573455507cortisol spiking thoevermore
>>573455568Retardspeakx4
>>573455594not proven wrong albeitever
>>573455645Retardspeakx5
>>573455671good enough to fish (you)s from you everthoit
>>573455748Retardspeakx6
>>5734557687:0 thoalbever
Vinny truly did a number on this general.
>>573455824Retardspeakx7
>>573455842neverthebeit 8:0
>>573455902Retardspeakx8
>>5734559249:0 soevertho
>>573455969Retardspeakx9
>>573455990howbeitwise 10:0
I love 35+ year old men! *smooch*
>>573456591be my gf (male)
Grozalter would have been great for this game mode...
Level 50 is indeed the max level.
>>573456591Im not an unc, Im a zoomie in my 20's...
>>573441398you should be able to give gifts even at max affinitythis pisses me off
bros the robot fight is cumulative points ?
fuck the chink retard that made these choresyou have to go to the crew deck to get the drink and then go out, spend stamina and come back to complete this shit
Frame mogged
>>573464337Just do it after you did your autos and it at least gives you another chance to remember to water your flowerBut yeah it's stupid, who needs more chores and buttons to press
>>573433989>>573434160>>573434310Kino
>>573262410Small update, we are indeed looking for four dorks.
>>573447501Seeing Mayling chained up is hot as fuck
>>573262608Dolls don't sweat.
cute
Sabrina's ass is so jiggly in the NIKKE mode
>>573475756There are a large number of official art pieces to prove otherwise
>>573290531They really fucked over Mosin with the element bullshit in the game.>make a game where characters are useless unless they are in a whole team of matching element dolls>don't release any other electric dolls for a whole fucking year
>>573477043She just sprayed herself with water for the photoshoot.
>>573479627uh huh
>>573479627Yes, Suomi definitely stopped playing with Mayling, sprayed herself with water, and then continued right in time for this "camera shot" when there wasn't even a camera there in-universe
>>573480295All of these scenes are staged.Doll skin isn't alive, why would it sweat? There's no reason.
>>573480917Counterpoint, by the same logic Mechty shouldn't be able to cry or focus on comfy sleep, Florence shouldn't be affected by drugs, and Sabrina shouldn't be addicted to food
>>573481517They're obviously all just pretending.Elmo life is an elaborate psyop to delude Shikikan.
>>573483183Then why do all of them still do these things when the commander isn't even around
didnt last long for him to become the villain
>rigged so hard that there's a 18 million gap between rank 1 and 2the chinese sure know how to make this "fun" when there's 0 chance to reach rank 1 for the few that actually tried with doter or tina.
Loreley with a tomboyish style is actually really cute.
>>573484550>#1 doll in the selection and the one currently shilled is doing wellGroza was also #1 in the doll selection, and she ended up as the 3rd place overall. Now she is somewhere below Florence.The insane push a doll gets by being the #1 selectable doll is kinda insane
>>573484893there is doing well and then there's having more points than the other top 10 combined...
>>573485092Yeah, I think Loreley has more points than Klukai had at this stage. And you cant tell me that Klukai is less popular than Loreley. But last time Groza was briefly on the top of the podium and after 2-3 days of Klukai being at the top, groza was gaining more and more momentum. The #1 selectable spot is the one everyone defaults over. Its insane.
>>573464370My baby wife, Yooohee!New skin when? I expect her to get one soon since they removed Miracle Sweetheart from the shop in CN. It's the least they can do.
>>573475961I love how clingy and cute Ullrid is, but also still really reliable and supported Groza during her mental breakdown.
>>573483183Holy moving goalpost batman,
>>573464370The two strongest robots in drills. Kluk is strong, but dies too often. Voy is practically unkillable and Yoohee makes sure she stays motivated the whole fight.
>>573480917Just like with human beings, robots generate heat and need to cool off. Sweat accomplishes this by transmitting it to the air. Just think about it.
>>573485292A lot of players seem to think that they will somehow "win" if they vote for the most popular candidate. (Because they correctly picked the winner.) Democracy is a farce if this is how most normies think about elections.
How many points did you get in the event? I don't have any strong burn dolls...
>>573485292>The #1 selectable spot is the one everyone defaults over. Its insane.all faith in humanity lost...but if we take this lesson for the future and make a guess when the next vote will be, we will already know the next winner/skin.which should be koleda as we are about 8 dolls behind and yuzhong will throw some random and yet to be released "filler" dolls in.
>>573486376Yeah true. Voy will literally never win. This was her one shot since she's still newish... But she'll be old and busted by the time Koleda arrives.
>>573486502at least it stays in the AK family and vidya will be happy
>>573486243I'm at 3300 points and over 13000 score.
>>573486243>even shittier version of shitsmokejust fucking end me right now
>>573486987but its literally better?you auto once and then sweep
>>5734862432960 points and 6376 score (only 1 V6 burn doll)>>573486763>13k scoredamn, a full V6 team?
>>573485292Should be randomized
>>573487186>2960 points and 6376Huh? You only get 1 point per 120 score after 6000 score so that'd be 30 points per run for 900 total. With the 650 of the selection round and 10 of the share and 40 extra points that'd still not get you to 2960 points.
>>573487493i don't share, unc me refuses to partake in that social media stuff
>>573487603OK? That's still not nearly 3k points with that score.
uh oh, harpsyanon is losing to some random whale...
>>573487742it was a shitpost unc, don't think too much about it
>>573487940Someone got dorxxed
>>573487742>>573488042i dunno what to tell you, there must be something you're missing in the math
>>573488502My server beats your server
>>573488502What does your todays highest grade and score say?
>>573487940>2nd harpsy dude on Hao has more points than Dorkwinter's 1stdo you guys even love her?
>>573488954>haogods stay winning
>sabrina wife anon is only 8thlots of larpers here, sadly
>>573464337I hate it so much. But if I start skipping, I'll stop logging in altogether. All or nothing
>>573488894yeah, i can't compete with teams that get 13k points from full V6 teams. so far i'm glad none of those picked harpsy.>>573488904it's not gonna change. my guess is that you didn't include the rewards from clearing certain score milestones?
>>573489503OK, so it counts the highest score per run for each run. Thanks.
>>573489746phew i cleared the inquisition's trial, my pleasure.
>>573490049You can get share points without actually sharing anything btw. Just click the button, click any social media icon and then close your browser window. It'll net you the 10 extra points.
>>573490509is the sharing once or every day? might have to cheat like that if it's 10 a day. the 2nd guy will prbly keep trying to get me and i fear the water and ice buff days, got no team for those.
>>573490778Yup, same as the selection round.
Rolling for characters feels pointless unless they're the new ultra broken horseshit. They'll just end up in the dumpster anyway.
>>573316198https://x.com/ponchochief420/status/2075241097333289401>made his own poll to prove its rigged
>>573490873i wouldn't know but thanks
>>573486084>A lot of players seem to think that they will somehow "win" if they vote for the most popular candidateThat's the fault of the devs for making this shit so confusing instead of just having a simple normal popularity vote with no extra bullshit tacked onto it.
>>573491203>getting stuff for free le bad!lollmao even
>>573491071
>>573491285kill yourself
let me pull m200 already wtf is this gay shit
>>573491285Good job not understanding anything anyone said retard.
>>573491663regular popularity vote with no extra bullshit means i don't get free 500 cubes and extra resources, so yeah, i hope the formula stays and gets more convoluted for more gibs, get fucked
>>573491645just one more week, ganbatte
>>573473945another hao merge needed?
>>573490936>Sextans>Uberstrong, even at V0!>If not V6, consider not running a blade team at allWhat did he mean by this?
>>573492048>What did he mean by this?have sex (V0)
>>573492048 sextans can go on an electric team or a blade team
>>573492048she's good as a support for electric team at v0, but if you want to run her in a blade team you need v6 since she's the foundation and there are only 3 blade dolls (krolik is too shit to count) so all three need to be highly invested if you want your blade team to be effective
>>573490936I'll continue to use my V6 Mechty until the game dies because of how much I want to fuck her
>>573491875>regular popularity vote with no extra bullshit means i don't get free 500 cubes and extra resourcesNo it doesn't retard. You have sub-50 IQ.Regular popularity vote means you do one click and get all the rewards instantly without having to do this stupid chore every day for a week.
>>573493037then maybe specify that, retardcause "no extra bullshit" implies no rewards, since they aren't critical to the popularity pollthey might as well just chuck them outta window if you aren't being baited for player retention and engagement for a week, right?gacha companies aren't your friends
>>573491941Honestly think all the platoons are in a relatively good spot, just general burnout got to people. And I don't think we have enough spots to fill a merger.
Any gflex or gfg in the #1 for any of the dorks?
>>573487603Broski, the share button just takes you to a webpage... You don't have to actually share it, pushing the button is enough.
sorry harpsy anon I can't lewd you anymore, harpsy is too adorable
>>573489229How dare you dorx our ritualposters
>>573495892mica did it, i merely took a screenshot
>>573493587I know at least one anon who's going for numbah wan
>>573495964Let me guess, he's got /gflex/ in his profile and you just assume it's himThankfully I'm below top 100 so nobody will be able to dorx me
>>573495753i was simply too scared to even click it
>>573496189i think you grossly overestimate how much people care
>>573495886
>can't specifically set peri, dushevnaya, suomi and harpsy at the small table in the loungeJUST LET ME MAKE THE KIDS TABLE WITH HELEN AND ULLRID IN THE BACK, CMON.
>>573497345maybe when /ourhero/ gets her loli skin
>>573490778bro what the fuck are these fuck-ass ghetto flowers on your klukfull on targeted damage?you are aware that it does nothing since her ult and grenade toss are both AoE skills/damage and not targeted, right?
>>573497345It's more fun to have ELITE soldier Klukai playing around with her toy bike like a child
>>573498868nobody uses my kluk and i had no other flowers to make the unlocks
>>573499220Grim.
>>573499220I feel that, can't get better stats because blossom is too tight. Fucking garbage system
>>573499331if you're already stalking me, check out my captain china tho!
>>573499604i can't, you have lind x2 and klukai as supportsi can only inspect supports
>>573499852wait then you're not looking at the right harpsy anon (hao) and i accepted a wrong kluki screenshot as minethe great dorkening...
>>573500093>just accepts that a random screenshot is about his dollslmaobut alright, if you wanna compare chinas we can go, i'll swing first
>>573500373i figured that someone following the reply chain and calling me a retard must mean me hehcaptain china dozo
>>573500976i kneel
>>573500373>>573500976>Weaker doll has more of every statHow?
>>573501207the power of secret boss tokensshould have been 100%'ing phase clash
>>573501032*smooch*>>573501207bunch of purple keys which likely means he has less crit rate and that isn't shown in the small stat view. no clue if the specific flower buffs vs boss (not attack up) change anything.
>>573501435its true, i'm too lazy to do it every week
>>573501207R6 vs no R6
>>573502939i didn't even notice the R1 R6 difference. in the end he would get 27400 and beat me with 1 attack, 4 hp and 1 def.i'm forever bricked by phase clash.
>>573501435it gives barely anything
these 0-cycle clears are weirdly funit took the game like 10 minutes to solve the turn zero
Been playing for around 5 days, and so far I have not manually cleared a single stage. I don't think I even know HOW to play.I just use borrow a max duped voymastina, and she nukes the whole map before the game even starts...
>>573508449this is the real gameplay
>>573496273>>573496970I really want to order her to bully me. Will be cute as fuck.
>>573508902be careful, you might awaken something inside her
>>573511041It's not my preference per se, but if I was Harpsy I would be more than willing to try just about anything lewd as long as my body was being pushed hard enough in the process
Lenna is super cute
Dont forget
>>573508449u can't borrow for bosses and the other mode tho
Why is a quarter of the thread 2 bots going haywire?
i want to do unspeakable things to balthilde
>>573501435The RNG is fucking bullshit I've done 100% every single week
>>573515147The modern internet is a hellscape
>>573514243Good-looking legs Loreley! Very nice
>>573513343Yeah, nobody cares anymore. Loreley will obviously get first place, then doter for second. It's very boring when the result is already known ahead of time. I don't mind Mica rigging it so much, but could they at least make it interesting?
Gentlemen, it is with great sadness to say that Lotta has no emote stickers.
Gentlemen, it is with great pleasure to say that sharkry has the most emote stickers.
>>573517206I want to go back to 2006-2010
>log in>claim dispatch>claim freebies>drink tea>cook food>water plant>hit daily recreation points>do daily patrol>do combat exercises>do peak value waves>do expansion drills>do boss fight>do supply missions>do event supply missions>do splash bash>do assault sim>boundary push!>phase clash!>elmo mart!>glittering starwish!>hey fight another boss in starwish!WHEN do i get to masturbate?
>>573522118>WHEN do i get to masturbate?at "water plant" stage
>>573523303guh
Assuming V0R1, who is best to fill in my 5th slot in the old fire team, between: Lewis, Sakura or Peri?
>>573526804
>>573527000The platypus?
>>573513343I forgot
I'm bored of this gameit's starting to feel like a chore
>>573533326dip your toes into other gacha if you like but you will always come back and pic related.
>>573533326Bro no....
>>573484550What's the point of botting it? It doesn't seem entirely logical that people would look at the popularity of Loreley or Cheyanne in this and feel the need to roll
>>573533326You're not gambling hard enough
ATTACK JAPAN!!!!
>>573533326>login>loop>logout
>>573534417- they're already working on Loreley and Doter skins and can sell it as devs listened- chinese suits project Loreley's skin to have the biggest profit- "current new doll is winning and will get a skin down the line, might as well roll her now for later"- Yuzhong is evil and wants (You) to suffer and not give your dollfu a skin
>>573484550based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXiMB8TCNes
>>573542132Honse
>>573542132The CCP (Chines Copulation Party) has arrived!
>>573520636sharkry is also the cutest
>>573542452>yjk
my wife is so pretty
>>573544739I do, and I like it.
87 days have passed since I installed a vast amount of creep cams in the crew deck. The dolls have yet to notice any of them.
Ugly whore fat cow
>>573546118Voy has Wolf's Eye. She knows where every single one of them is.The rest of them might not, but more likely are just playing along with your bullshit.
how the hell do u get the swimsuit costumes? I still haven't got klukais and I've rolled on it every time I've gotten those tickets. At this rate I won;t get it by the time it goes away forever.
>>573551529use your wallet poorfag
I feel bad for Liu, Cheyanne completely overshadowed her.Haven't seen anyone stoked for General Titcow.
>>573551736is that the only way? I just spent 300 on all the other costumes.
>>573554640HR just called me into their officer to talk about what I am browsing
>>573554350Bullies has one Liu enjoyer but that's about it. Nobody else even talks about her.
>>573261956vidya SEX
>>573554424There are three skin gacha skins, Klukai’s bikini being one of them. You can only get it with skin gacha tickets. You get 6 free tickets per month and 20-30 free tickets every time a new gacha skin drops. The only other way to get those special tickets is with money on the shop
>>573554768We dont talk about china guns. China guns suck
>>573555057
>>573557368
Some of the guys in the Zhaohui ranking are just random whales that don't even have a V6 Zhaohui. Shame.
>>573559527Same with Belka.
>>573559527The only people that like Zhaohui and who V6'd her are hipster contrarians that psyop'd themselves into thinking they like her. She has 0 personality, atrocious kit, 0 story relevancy after her event (Belka at least shows up in Chiral Redundancy, she's even present in the captive wedding cinematic)The only interesting thing about Zhao are her burn scars and the fact that she's one of few dolls that only wear one stocking in her default dorm outfit.
>>573561979Nice, but nipples need way more texturing and definitely need shape
>>573561979lowpoly robot bewbs
>>573559527>>573560356It's just people who want the title for the bragging rights and figure it's easier to compete on less popular girls. Yes, it's soulless.
>>573561979Heh, boobies...
Commander, the server has reset
Water the plant. Bitch.
>>573564810You dumb buffoon, I already changed my wallpaper to remind me of this. I dont need some "holier than thou" retard calling me a bitch. Go fuck your mother you piece of human waste
>>573564986Good job, Shikikan.
>>573565086:3
>>573564986Bitch. Whats the reward for watering the plant. I watered it day 1 and havent looked at it since
>>573565163You get keys and flower materials.
>>573564986>1818>When Sextans and Altergroza will drop soonGRIM
>>573565374>dont care for eitherI V6'd Phaetusa since she and Sweeper were absolutely hilariousThen I tried for Basti and Voy, only got Basti and thats about it.Sextans has the personality of this one chinese doll noone cares about and Altergroza is yet another "I love you" yandere, the originality!If I want a fun Yandere, I have Klukai and if I want some crazy sexual deviant, I have Florence.
>>573565492>kluk>fun yandereHow?
>>573565558She was a main character in the first game, had her own spin-off game and had multiple appearances in this one. Im not gonna write a white-man essay response on why Klukai is amazing. Im just gonna say that she is the most favorite character of this franchise for a reason.
>>573565492Altergroza is your canon wife though.She has the actual, physical OATH ring from the first game, none of those holographic covenant copes.And Sextans is very cool.
>>573554720>HR just called me into their officeri am also in their officer, if this van's a rockin then like, stop trying to get my attention and stuff
>>573565635>white-man essay responseWhite man essays are the best. I'm particularly fond of Hemingway.
How random is the selection of the voice that does the title drop on the game launch screen? I swear I've been getting Loreley like 5 times in a row now. Not complaining, I love it, I just thought it was completely random
>>573566835nothing stopping you from rolling the same result on a die X times in a row
>>573567359But doesn't this die have like 50 sides then? Pretty sure all dolls have a title drop line. And I keep rolling this specific one
>>573567485improbable=/=impossiblei might be wrong on this but i think you only get voicelines from the dolls currently owned by the logged-in account, so if you skipped dolls but got Loreley, she has a greater chance to show up.
>>573567750>i think you only get voicelines from the dolls currently ownedHmm, this sounds plausible. I have a bunch yet I don't think I've heard ones I don't have. Yeah, that's probably why
>>573570652Drumming Through the Fire and Flames on those
What's the ElmoMart ticket to sardis gold ratio after expiry? It's not mentioned anywhere in the info
>>573537006anon you forgot your target dummy boss!
>>573577508Probably something minuscule, like 100 per ticket. Better to get the XP I think.
Are people still drinking the red piss for data connections? I'm starting to realize I'll always need more tubes, but getting more combat reports for kot coin income seems useful too. Has anyone crunched numbers on what drink is the most efficient?
>>573583729I drink the strawberry milkshake so I can get my 2 universal chain keys per day...
>>573583729doll xp>>>>>>everything else by wide margainfarming pulls via doritos is too good to pass up, if you havent bern doing 100 rolls of kotbox weekly for at least the last year you are brickedif you want more data connections just 100% phase clash and go through your flowers and dismantle shit goldsfarming tubes is the worst thing you could do because unless you are a fetus-tier newbab you should have gorillions of gray, green, blue and purple tubes to turn into higher tiers
kek, that japanese has an accent. is that yz?
>>573584580Yes, it's Yuzong voicing it in all languages
>>573570652I'M...I'M GONNA RACEMIX!!!
>>573585178I'm sure your human-robot hybrid children will look very cute.
I hope mica throws a curveball and makes the gridman collab our next event
>>573583941Let's dump all our weekly stamina into EXP.>If you drink red tea1,141,620 EXP, 474 data connections, 0 tubes>If you drink an EXP drink1,213,440 EXP, 0 data connections, 0 tubes>If you drink oat milk1,141,620 EXP, 0 data connections, 90 tier V tubes (or 30 tier VI tubes)With an EXP drink you can instead do 6 tube runs in a week to get 30 tier VI tubes and your EXP income will be brought down to the baseline level of other drinks. You can do this during the double tube rewards to get 60 tier VI tubes instead.With oat milk you just don't have to do any tube runs anymore.With red tea you get 4 days worth of daily flower watering rewards, I guess. Use only if you plan on maxing out every single doll. You have to drink red tea every single day for a year to be able to afford an extra level 60 remolding pattern out of it.
>>573588196HMMM, would it be at the same time in CN and global?
>>573588506meant to reply to this: >>573583729
>>573588196if collab happens its gonna be on top of whatever events going on at the time if they plan to release it on cn and global at the same time cause there's 5 days of disparity between patch days for cn and global so otherwise they would have to shaft someone and either shorten one of our patches or make one of china's run longer
>>573588657>>573588657>>573588657
>>573588520Of course>>573588837Shorten our event! Who cares if it's a double banner
>>573588837They could make a dedicated patch for CN out of it and plaster the collab on top of what we have for global. That would be one way to accelerate
>>573285957>oath of enma intensifies
>>573587617She has paradussy
>>573582682That'd be actually preferable as it's the same ratio for EXP tickets in the infinite shop.
Wait a damn minute. Excuse my ignorance but are the rewards different from a 5% platoon and a top 100?
>>573593763nyes
>>573584546im a newbie and don't understand this xp -> doritos thingis there a conversion thing for that
>>573593763the top 100 doesn't offer any extra rewards compared to being the top 5%.top 100 is just a public leaderboard
>>573593763Top 100 has a bigger cock than you, simple as.