>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png >Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg >The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>573235204
gg. Jesus is your Best Friend !
>>573325487who are these uncs?
>>573325579tekken man, rollslop-kun, and kirby sama
>>573325572Why are you playing wylder extremist?
>>573325687Guardian is an agent of Satan.
>>573325687that's not extremist
>>573325819The Devil is trying to Blind us with his Tricks... Aghstagfurallah...
>>573321509That's releasing shortly>>573321849Preach it king
I like to move it move it
gg no LLTBT red girlies! That Rivers of Chud you had vs mine...I was so jealous.
>>573327630gg my b but both negations are too good to pass up on raider
>>573327630>>573327707tfw 1 invader!
>>573327707lol no way not your b. I would never expect you to give that up I was just jealous that’s all.
video games
gg cold bugs rip practice, he will be missed
>>573328648guess he didn't practice safe explosions
>>573325487Good op image
>>573329003Yup. we love masahiro sakurai here. and sometimes we like miyazaki too
>>573325487Guy on the right looks unnatural. Almost like an alien.
>Do some basic testing while sitting in queue>Powerstancing daggers offers barely any benefit whatsoever in terms of output, especially to Duchess>Dual SS and thrusting swords get a decent bonus to DPSWere dual daggers always this shit in base ER? I swear they were somewhat better, but maybe not.
>>573329828look up "masahiro sakurai reverse aging". Though you might want to use a vpn first
queue status?
RelaxingGod Bless
>>573330724gg! I had the most dogshit drops and the most dogshit build imaginable. It would have only worked well for ED Augur, but oh well, at least Duchess had that lightning spear legendary.
Messmer is so blatantly just a male redux of Malenia that it's distracting, down to having hyper-loyal elite orders of lanky knights who all cosplay as them and wear metal insignia of their weapons
>>573331896well they are related
ENTER Meli Meli
>>573331896Wait until you hear about the cuckoo knights.
>>573331896Doesn't his theme haves motif's to Radagon's theme, or am I misremembering.
>>573330991Same i only got that as a decent WA ggs
>>573332857>Has parry on her blade of callingHaxx
>>573332857I miss melimeli and noxynoxy
where china number 1
>>573332874what about em
>>573333727Have you heard about em?
'em
gg hotdogs sorry not my finest gameplay
For the crime of standing anywhere near the hotdog for any reason, the sentence is instant death.
names
>>573336151Todd HowardJeffrey EpsteinMike Tyson
gg hotdogsfelt like impaired attacks trolled quite a few CR2s there
>>573336151Carlos Quinones Ibanez
>>573336151Sure, whose would you like?
post Guardians
Against my better judgement I want to play some Dark Souls 3 PvP. Is it still active at any non-meta brackets on PC?
>>573336351
>>573336457Accurate >>573336467reddit
>>573336351halbird
>>573336151terrjeeta
>>573330048Daggers in general are shit, Duchess moveset solves its problems but that doesn't extend to powerstancing.
>>573336580hawk tuah
>>573333401ni hao
>>573336812tiannamen square
1/3 any queuers?
we dodging adel now?
>>573337257yeah I need to save my streak
>>573337257why take the risk?
>>573337257>>573336692z tiers are so funny
Crouch attacking should've been a more important tool.
wife
>>573338821>Ancient dragon sorceriesFucking useless fan artists
>>573338627incomprehensible niggerbabble...
Consort Radahn is objectively shit ackshyuallyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB3a4gBMP6o
>>573338640Crouch attacking is stupid, this isn't a 2d fighter
>post damage healing>defeating enemies>defeating enemies +1I will always run these, on every character
>>573339453shut the fuck up threadshitter
>first time playing a souls gameThis shit is pretty kino tbdesu. Running a strength build with a giant claymore. Just swore allegiance to Ranni. Lore videos up on the second monitor. I get it now.
gg we did it
God is With Us !
>>573339453Stacking +0 and +1 defeating enemies is overkill on a lot of characters IMO, but it's pretty fucking nice regardless of character.
>>573339453we get it, you 3bar to wandering nobles
>>573339453I'd like to see a triple undertaker game where all three have +0 +1 defmo
>>573339869i love the giant claymore
>>573340006>she doesn't have her ult ready for the undertaker on every pullbaka
>>573340103Doesn't matter because undertaker players are too stupid to use their free ult to extend stagger and instead immediately hit the button. I cringe every time I see it.
>>573340252or your undercaker immediately downs the moment you use ult, I swear they do it on purpose
Does the full-moon crossbow actually deal magic damage?
>>573340934No, because crossbows don't deal damage.
>>573341116Oh okay, what do they deal then?
>Invasions are entirely opt-in in Elden RingJust got started with ER after so many Soulsborne and this is quite the pleasant surprise. No more forced PvP unless you're a co-op player.Now I understand why Souls gankers are so constantly pissed off.
>>573341576Anon, the invaders are the ones being ganked in ER
Can someone drop me elite cleric set on PC DSR?
>>573341741Uhh, wrong bucko. The loser red man is ganking me together with his army of wandering nobles and limgrave hollows because he is a sad piece of shit ganker.
>>573341741But they're the ones invading, unless you're talking about some weird pvp covenant.
>>573341836What's that?
>>573342002Ah nevermind
>>573341836just spawn it in yourself with ce or dsrgadget
gg zdps squad
>>573341435AIDS
>>573342362no sixsevens on couple
elf give me new games to play
>>573342362gg
wyldalits are so weak
>>573342362Your dogshit duoing wylders appear to be dogshit
zdps dreg is mroe fun doebeitever
>>573339172Why do you keep shilling this guys garbage here? I'm not watching 40 minutes of some manchild whining about PCR
>play only wylder for 5 million games>duo>still struggleMush C -> DELF B -> D
>>573342621only people who can deliberately lower there damage are allowed to say that
>>573342635I got a short from him since I clicked tgatt video link the other day and in the comments he was giving credit to the original Redditor who posted it
>>573342686i've switched my main weapon to a blue one on dreg a couple times
Queue status?
>>573342362Stand proud cutie, you are strong while your teammates are crap
It really is alarming for how much mush has played he never got better. Like he stagnated at one level while everyone else surpassed him
Mush and Ender Lillies are so soft and squishable, it’s fun to watch them 3 bar and panic
Mush GAWD! he deserves every erg girl's pussy
>>573342362pungent punjabi lobby
Shut up elf
>>573342362>zdpsDon’t even need to open the image to know it’s wyldjeets
>>573342362shiftygoingnuclearonduowithnosixthsense.jpg
>>573343360>>573342595>>573342592What is your issue dude
Mush is so based for making the resident cheater seethe
>>573342351I don't have that unfortunately
Does elf not run skillslop wylder, how can that be zdps
>>573343647luckily both are free software so you can have it in 1 mouseclick
>>573343781elf owes me game recommendations
>>573344136Ender Lillies the game is putrid flashslop tier stuff, why would you want a recommendation from someone who peddles that
>>573344205Is that... a 2D GAME!?!?!?AIIIIIIE SAVE ME KOJIMA SAMA
>>573344205nte but you're just wrong, while its held up by its art and music Ender lilies is a pretty great metroidvania, one of the few i bothered to 100%
>>573344205He only has 20 hours in it too, fake fan
>>573343637interesting how theres suddenly a surge of shitpost activity when a wylder screenshot gets posted. maybe theres a schizo here?
>>573344270EL is a 4/10 metriodvania. I’d even go as far to say it’s worse than salt and sanctuary which is also a newgrounds like. Fine if it’s free, shit if you’re paying for it
>>573344797Just post about Mush or terr and you'll find out for yourself
I beat ender lilies without ever upgrading any of my ghosts
>>573344832Ender lilies is mid but it is not worse than salt and sanctuary comr on. That game is fucking garbage. I'd recommend Death's Gambit if you're looking for 2d kusokino.
Super metroid is extremely fucking boring and I have no idea how the genre managed to blossom into actually entertaining metroidvanias like Hollow Knight. I have tried on no less than three occasions to get through it and eventually just get bored and play Terranigma or something.Also get in the queue I can't sleep
>>573344270>great metriodvaniaNah. Aria of sorrow, rain world, silksong and nine sols are the top tier of metriodvanias. Ender Lillie’s probably isn’t even in the tier below that. It’s probably sitting with stuff like the messenger, metriod fusion and s&s
>>573345382*hits you*
>>573345368I liked Ender lilies more than Deaths gambit desu
>>573345382You're not an anime girl
>>573345382SoTN
1/3
>>573344797>maybe theres a schizo here?
>>573344797There’s one guy who’s obsessed with hating Wylders yeah (hint: the name rhymes with slur)
>>573345597i'll join after my meetings
>>573345382Most retro games are really fucking boring, just like star wars/star trek where they were entertaining for their timeframe maybe but not in big 20 twenties
How good are SS without ISA
>>573346229with or without ISA they're still the most overrated build in nightreign, I can't think of any that're glazed as hard despite being so disappointing
I just got nightreign to see what you retards are talking about why would anyone hate Wylder? Literally John Souls. Every single one of us has been Wylder before.
>>573345870truth (star trek especially)
>after my meetings'tiff habbening?
>>573346597I mained wylder in bloodborne and armored core 6
thereg council is holding a meeting to decide if dsjee gets resurrected after the duskbloods release
>>573346642>>573346725so weird
>theregtheraped*
>>573346725>duskbloodsStill not sure why this is a switch 2 exclusive. There simply cannot be a large overlap of souls players and switch 2 owners. And no souls fan that would be diehard enough to buy one for an exclusive would do so for a PvP game. They don’t know their audience.
>>573346936japanese people happen to be pretty retarded
>>573346936The fans will vote with their wallet and fromsofts grave error will be made apparent to all. They will not get away with this.
Welp im bored someone call up Miyazaki and ask him when Crysis 4 is releasing
GG ED jellyfishI think spamming invis so much is deleting my braincells
gg eepy fishers, I completely failed to register that beam attack, I was too concentrated on blasting his balls
>>573346936Apparently there’s a lot of both of those people over in Japan? So it seems they’re placing all their bets on home sales. Regardless, From probably already made back their money from the exclusivity deal.
>>573346229I've played a lot of SS undertaker, the powerstance chain is very satisfying imo, worth using with the chain attack finisher relic effect. Get 1100+ life and post damage recovery because you'll often take some hits because they lack stagger.
>>573347561Not owning a switch 2 and selling your organs to nintendo is a capital offense in glorious Nippon
gg big fish3x skill attack power with wild strikes was a fun time
GG EDligo, nice firebombs. Why were you out in rain Practice?
The SS dormant line is just for Ornamental Sword fishing. Fuck all the other short swords.
>>573348031Cute pic
>>573348031It’s really good in mmv
>>573346936All their diehard fans like PvP.
Is Godfrey/horah loux and Radagon in mmv? they're my fave bosses
>>573349287>Godfrey/horah louxOnly phase 1 AFAIK>RadagonI don't know.
>>573348031uhh sis? your dick driller 9000 spinny red sword?>>573348536who asked
the biggest flaw of SS is there's no nightlords to target outside of dreg/heolstor who are already easy anyway libra? good luck using a melee weapon that doesn't stunlock condemned gladius? you'll do strong damage for the 2 attacks you get in 30s of fight timefulghor? resists holybalancers? draining your whole stamina so you can't sprint away between girls is asking for a clusterfuckthe rest don't need explaining
Schlop Schlop Schlop Wylder Cummies in Duchess and Recluse Tummies Schlop Schlop Schlop Raising a happy famileee Schlop
>>573349752powerstanced SS l1 spam has priority on condemned since they are player-character, you'd know this if you pvpgladius has plenty of openings for 1-2 L1s, more for his big attacksso just use a non holy ssso invest in some stamina
>>573301080>We work fine when we are simply making fun of our lolcows until they leave in seething anger.This is just delusional. Them not fucking off is the entire issue. If that was true then this discussion would never come up.
I love terr
Mmm1/3mmmvv I will get my repeating crossbow runnnn today
>>573345436>rain world>metriodvaniasNo.
>>573350180name?
>>573350643terr
>>573350516>go about world and discover stuff to progressUmmmmmmmmm sweatie it is a metriodvania
>>573350440uoh sludge
these harlots need to leave me alone
>>573350828just play with erg
>>573350828druggie?
>>573350440No u won't
1/3 vanilla
>>5733509342/3
>>573350440so valid
>>573350739There's no unlocks, no returning to earlier areas because you have a new traversal option. You know, the things that separate metroidvanias specifically from other 2d platformers.
>>573350978dont lie
>>573350934>>573350978omw
you lied to me...again
Ugghhhhh not getting a game I guess, I’ll download reforged and play it
i closed the game
why dodge mystery boss
>>573321250Truth hurts don't it?
but who dodged tho
who dodged!!!
queue up again but this time dont dodge/block
>>573351642open recent and shame the 2 peoplemystery boss dodging is streak invalidating behavior
>>573351834terr and mush dodged
>>573351834TinpoNaefty
>>573351834I dont think Mush dodged but certainly the other guy has me blocked since it kicked us out (not gonna say who)
>>573351920Troonpoo is so lame and dodgy.
>>573351920ironic knowing trashpo used to insult practice for dodging
Jesus please punish these heathen dodgers
i'm not playing doe doe doe
>>573351951I dont have you blocked
>>573352180ok then there's something afoot
still 1/3, queuekino
>>573352180Please don't dodge mystery boss. Only dodge boring bosses like Adel or augur or bugs
>>573352606let me know if you don't find a game within 5 minutes and i'll boot up, hate seeing queue drama
>>573352640I didn't, it showed me the bird animation with my nightfarer being the only one there
>>573352808Oh my badThis post >>573352640 to this guy >>573351616
I’m still upFor an mmv game and I never dodge
1/3 mmv>>573353193okay 2/3 then
>>573353225Actually I’ll be back in 20 mins soz
>>573353449downloading mmv, do I need seamless also or just mmv+more weapons
>>573352908i didn't get any game
>>573354123More weapons and mmv
that hippo at the start kek
>>573354518atleast nothing funny happened afterwards,good Greg
GG Cursed Greg run due to Hippo then balancers. Also kept getting seals which was pain.
1/3.......................
2/3 mmv
1/4 fc
Nice
>>573331896They are brother and sister if you didn't know
>>573355341coming
Reminder the only official canon ships are recluse x guardian and scholar x undertaker the rest is retarded fanmade headcanon slop
>>573331896It’s so obvious they made him Rykard but proper fight
haha ggs dreg
rip mmv, ggs
>>573356328I think it was a bit disappointing there were no third phases at all in Elden Ring + dlc, Fagdahn and Messmer could have used one for that extra bit that made Sister Friede and Gael 11/10
damn bros i had zero negations that match
>>573358248its ok we all 3 barred (names are mistle, zorban & ongbal)
I got the onions station 2. I'll try to sign up for it when they'll send out network test codes for Shartbloods.
1/3 mmmmvvvv
even doe zorgawd got a 100 win streak with randoms and chungus builds
>>573358458
>>573358859>chungus builds>max hp guardian and 4000+ games
>havent seen tinpo in a week>havent seen trish in 3>havent seen devil k***ht in one>haven't seen cupcake in two>haven't seen isaac in oneshits dying huh
I’m gonna play reforged. MMV q is dead
>>573358458same, remember to use a shit ton of emails in case you don't get one. I signed up with 7 for NR and only got one code
>>573359224>self censoring like the lolcow>mentioning the lolcowHe really does just do this 24/7 doesn't he?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-ciVT_whZgclankybal125k views thank you erg
>>573359695congrats
>female toon>clickbait title>m*gicyep, trans
Should I queue mmv or vanilla
>>573360119mmv
>>573360084he is ongbal of magic
caligo suicide L
>>573360378GG caligo mmv. I'm gonna take a break, thanks for the games
>>573360119I can queue mmv now
i thought the other invader was still alive i was gonna go kill heralso maliketh is wackalso thank you based caligo
check this out
>>573360119>>573360430we're 2/3 so one of you gets to be a lucky duck>>573360440brother you killed the invader!!
>>573359695I know the full Carian meme is cool and there's like 2 or 3 tubers that play it a lot but other spell schools should get as much love. Let's see a death sorcerer for a change or dragon cult paladin.
>>573360507i forgot everything when balancers will judge appeared
>>573360542I made a terrible frenzied flame build for revenant. I want to make a thorn sorceries build.
>>573360542its cheatcode to get views who else does it even? I never saw
>>573360496i see 550 murk
>Takeko still has 350 viewers Keeping NR alive singlehandedly
>>573361116thanks for following
>>573361116link me
Where is mushtina
>>573359224They’re all still playing. Probably not posting as much because schizos
>>573361167I was watching The Furious. Don't think I have time to queue, getting late here
>>573361210you know devil is a common nametag?
>>573361210Our guy is referencing devil may cry every time, that one isn't.
>>573361210>Jerking off to vtuber modelsBased Devil
>>573361451you know this is our resident brown paki because its the exact name who's in /erg/ twitch channels?
>>573361582>exact name who's in /erg/ twitch channelsI dont follow erg streamers
https://www.twitch.tv/taketatetakekokewhy are japanese girls so loud in streams?
>>573361210so lame and brown and raped and weird and stupid...
>>573361785>https://www.twitch.tv/taketatetakekoke>desk slam girlwaow she's just like me
Is anyone in queue of any kind?
saarknight wont come back here after yesterday's clitty humiliation
>>573362254im queuing vanilla
>>573362254I'm in normal D5 but it is about to start I think.
>>573362285Fuck off thread shitter, play the game
>>573362337>>573362350Did you guys start?
>>573362481nyo
3/3 now
>>573361785>enemy spazzing out because of lagthis is why any randoms challenge is bullshit, because no amount of skill can prepare you for teleports behind you attacks that have no windup
>>573362727The online can simply drop the round, any challenge is dumb.
>>573361785Her running around with her mouth agape lmao cute mouth breathing retard
1/3 nilly
She did it!
>>573363947Me when I find halo slop and I know anons aren't going to be happy about it
>>573363914oh yeah i forgot to lower depth on mmv too
>>573364128Connection was fine
>going to mines on a volcano run
ty for the charged r2 itemstime for bed
GGreg, I think dormant ss is broken. I keep getting seals and staves, never seen so many of them lmao. Not even on my dormant staff duchess. Or maybe today is just a weird day.
>>573364984DESU at first I thought I made mistake of dropping that axe for helice but I found this one later on which was cool enough, chain finishers can hit hard if I can get to the third swing.
>>573364484NTA but>Be a poor ugly blue user both days until the very end when I get my yeller for 2 fightsNo thanks.
The Japanese girl in house of the dragon is so awful. She will ruin the Elden ring movie
>>573363802What did she do?
>>573365789Is she attractive at least?
>>573365843That Japanese streamer taketate or whatever her actual username is posted up in the thread had 2 players disconnect and she finished the nightlord by herself. It was very cute, she was panicking and cheered a bunch after winning.
>>573365958Not really, I thought she was North African before googling her
>>573366049Vtubers are so cute bros. They bring so much joy and whimsy
>>573366229>>573366049can you not be brown for like 2 seconds
>>573366270Let go of the hate in your heart. It is a burden on your soul that will only weigh you down.
2/3 dark chocolate
>>573366383>>573366486that's just an oreo
3/3 bubblegum
>>5733663833/3
4/3 calofragi soup
1/3 ongbal
is there a special queue to play with japanese vtubers?im tired of stinky westerners queue
>>573367075Yeah just learn Japanese
I will become the next me
gg hotdogs
>>573369003>orc with no 6th senseSo lame...
i will be the next ungbal
>>573367075You need a japanese version of the game, they have different matchmaking
>>573359174>Guard counter guardian, magic raider and wraith bell scholar are not chungus playersYou're slipping threadshitter, you used to be better at this
that pixiv account is a riot to go through
The stamina changes in reforged are so strange
I will became the next uohbal
terr
is there a list of revive damage values
>>573371963it didn't load?>>573372123https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1w1qkrqrbp3uQ7d4MyYv4CYAWhKfanQnhI2hLf1Fkn6k/
>>573372270Thank you.
>>573372270>reapersThat's surprising
>>573372270it's a lame listthere's got to be a list out there that shows the most efficient ways of reviving, assuming you start with an empty stamina bar
>switch to master mode in reforged>15 minutes fighting an azula beast man in the first cave I find>can’t backstab him, can’t stance break, stamina is fucky so I can apply constant pressureLol I’m gonna keep it on but it might be too much for me stomach
>>5733733384 throwing knives ress 1 barpoison pot does 2 bar , Raider/Undie ults are 1.5bar Recluse is 1 bar 2 handed Twinblade R1 chain is a 2 bar Wylder is 2 bar charging it makes no differenceIroneye is 2.5 barGuardian/Rev are 3 bar ress
>>573373582>lol
>>573373338Most efficient ways to revive - by anon>rev claws>fist 2h charged heavies>deathpoker ash of war>double jumping attacking with dual colossal weapons or greatswords>raider 2h charged with colossal>powerstance raipers>canon of haima/stars/night comet>wylder ult with flame>poison pots There you go
>>573373647poison pot is 1 bar no?and when I said efficiency I mean which is the best time+stamina wise for revivesI know iron ball R2+R2 is a 1 bar and R2x3+CR2 is a 2 bar, but is it more efficient to use CR2s or R2s for a 3 bar? Is it more efficient to spam R2s than R1s for a 3 bar considering stamina? Is it better to revive with twinblade R1s than fist CR2s for a 3 bar?and other similar questions for what the best way to revive a downed 3 bar is
>>573374004I've always rated raider CR2 colossal to be fairly mid for revives and jumping with colossals takes so much stamina it's not worth it. Dual greatswords is great though.
>>573350769i feel like you're the threadshitter and just simp on random browns to shit this place even further
>>573359224huh??? i've played like 3 runs daily anon, maybe just unlucky or trolling
>>573375674end your life maggot
>>573375761are you lurking the thread 24/7? lmaowhat a freak
>>573375674why did you disappoint your parents trash?
>>573376023ill answer if you answer me why are you such an obsessed schizofriend
>>573376012just go kill yourself worthless piece of shit
what would 'zuk think of erg today
>>573376202you don't offend me at all, it's just really weird because you're here everytime i post i think, are you a bot
>>573376372What would varrewhore think of erg today? I miss her...
>>573376459trish are you really a girl
What would queuer think of /erg/ today?
>>573376012neck yourself
>>573376582https://vocaroo.com/119HRnw7RVcn
>>573376309>spends all his time studying>has less intelligence than a doll
>>573376753the other day I did a whole VC stream where were you
>>573376753IS THIS…. A MAN’S VOICE?
>>573376938>>573376753dude, you've done the same routine everyday, i don't give a shit what you think about my voice, and why do you care anyway? get a hobby other than shitposting schizo mothafucka
>>573376012There does seem to be one guy who unironically lives here yes. Guy seems to run off just a few hours of sleep.>>573367075You need to be in their area so no.>>573366154What made you think that
>>573377035just put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger already cockroach
>>573377253the way you seethe about me daily while I just mind my own business and don't even know you I think you are more likely to kill yourself im ngl
>>573362374>>573366473got his ass there
>>573377035you are a disgrace to your parents maggot
>>573377376>random projectionsdon't tell us your life story threadshitter
>>573377035why don't your parents love you? is it because you have several mental illnesses?
these bitches on my gock
>>573349878Finally a good post in this shithole
trish is gaybut thats okno one likes him anyway
>>573377035
>>573351652there was no truth in your statement so that’s going to be a negative junior
>>573377817>schizo is so far up his own asshole he can't fathom someone would say that in an endearing way
uh oh the browntroon is having an episode again
>>573377817That's really pathetic, trish
What did Trish do to that anon?
wonder why practinx seethes so hard about troonsh
>>573378136>>573378149idk but i wish i was religious to pray for them
>>573377862There sure was and it's clearly why you're still seething
>>573378136he exists
>>573378321can you kill yourself already useless garbage
i miss 'pa why did he leave us
trash’s cocksuckers are here now i see
>>573378518>i'll spam the thread with schizobabble that'll show my nemesis
>>573342771No, it's because you're an unfunny threadshitter
>>573378665but trishtina's milk tastes so good that i would forgive all her sins
>>573345436>Aria of SorrowCool>Rain WorldMasochistic survival game that is only vaguely resembling a Metroidvania. But missing just about everything that makes Metroidvanias fun.>Silk Song>Nine SolsCombat slop. "Look, Ma! I parried le boss!"
>>573340252ironic
>>573378538don't namedrop your dead boyfriend randomly terrjeet
>>573378757how about erase yourself from existence human trash
>>573379330what does that make you
>>573378757why are you not a woman, but still pretend to be one?
>>573343360floorjobbers should keep quiet.
>>573379318wtf how did you know it was me, terrjeet?
>>573377817At least 2 of these are me
>>573379540why do you care
>>573379540No parental figure was there to teach him how to be a normal person
>>573379540incurable mental illness
Idk If I ever have seen someone more obsessed, I'm flattered
>>573348014None of you're concern, animal dog.
>>573379540being molested by his family every day
trashpo is starting to act like one i see
>>573378538raped by random co-op'ers award
>>573380481it’s funny to see prajeet mind-break trashpo so hard they started using those words
>>573361116Didn't ask shittycuck
>>573378341you’re the one so mad that he had to cross reply junior
>>573380314that’s… actually sad, i hope someone can end his miserable life
>>573380992>pracjeet self namedrop damage control
>>573379620The awful smell of curry and rancid diarrhea wafting off your posts, as usual, very big giveaway
we should love and impregnate terr
>>573374230For a 3 bar twinblade 2 handed is the best outside of rev claws in terms of stamina spent and for speed
>>573364862>>573363947>>573363165>>573360332nobody else does it like a wyldwife>>573362624cute! it's actually pretty cool how they managed to get that effect over a pretty simple drawing
>>573381161come on boy, keep saying those words, i know you love being one
>>573381562>Every post making fun of me is my nemesisYou wish
>>573381562animal… dog… barking…
>>573376480Do you think she would like the modern whores?
>>573381723that’s my boy
>>573361167busy seething about Devilgawd
Can you guys queue instead of shitposting, thanks.
>>573381483Incest is for mentally ill freaks
>another random saar k***ht self-namedroplame + cringe + raped
>>573381898who's asking?
>>573377817flawless onyx trukies
What level are people at endgame (base game) nowadays? I'm at RL150 with pools for mountaintops/snowfield, haligtree farum azula, and the shunning grounds open but not really getting much co-op action
>>573382280anywhere from 90 to 150, the lower the better
>>573342926>>573342682Careful, they're going to start making passive-aggressive remarks for hours about actual good Wylders again.
trash remember to kill yourself
all wyldalits are dogshit doe
>>573381898I'm queueueueueeueueueuing~
>>573382102>>573377817I don't get what that screenshot proves, it's not me lolpoor schizo has never had friends
Just not true though, is it b tiersaar
reminder trans women like trishtina and cupcaketina and temmietina are /erg/ culture
>>573382807Raw evidence of the fandom blooming among the anons is bound to spark controversy
>>573382280150 should be fine, those pools are kinda dogshit imo go activate all including dlc
>>573383146heh yeah, so jealous
the threadsisters are so jealous and raped...
>>573383493kill yourself freak
sup guys this is my current character. how much more can i level while still being available for co-op? my other 4 files are 160 and up and it takes forever for someone to call these days, at least at malenia's
>>573383493me on the left desu
>>573383493read>>573379540
>>573383954Malenia is used goods by now you would have more luck by trying to get summoned everywhere else too
>>573369003>zigger>abrunightmare lobby
>>573375674I just I just miss you, but still the other four I haven't seen either and I dont want this place to die. I also have yet to see a schizo as bad as the one in our general
No that the dust has settled, is Nighterign the hardest from game or does it just have a steep learning curve?
sex with clumsy
forgot what i was going to say
>>573384904learning curve is just steep, and it's partly dependent on teammates since it's difficult to wrangle retards
>>573384906Don't deadname xher please
>>573384604ehh but she's my favorite to fight... plus watching hosts crumple to waterfowl is always funny
>>573384904Yes, because of D5 and rng affecting consistency
>>573384887Oh let's get some runs in today then, let me know, I wanna try cupcake's genius hp affinity duchessalso yeah yesterday I lurked other vg generals and they don't hav permaschizos, lucky. Just filter every threadshitter word and disable stubs with 4chan X you literally wont miss anything lol, it's like 60 crap posts per thread
GG Worm, it so insistent on chasing me aiee. but I managed to survive which is a good thing. Also holy fuck I forgot to put dormant fists on, I always forget something whenever updating relics, luckily the shop had decent enough fists.
Somehow they always target aschev even when creasy is the only one who has lltbt.
>>573385975gg red birds. And apologies. Being the only one with a less likely on, I figured I would play support, since the birds ignore me for the most part.
>>573386110That's alright, your support was invaluable and you were staggering them even with r1 for my CR2s.
lmao gg heolstor. 5x Skill Attack Power, Black Knife and 40% damage negation at full. The perfect slop build....
>>573386312I was having fun with that butcher's knife with wild strikes, but held onto the godslayer sword as a back up specifically for the balancers. Since the butcher's knife has a short reach and narrow swing angle. And the godslayer sword has a long reach and a wide arc. Its heft was an unexpected boon, since it was staggering them.After the first round with the birds, I did a quick risk assessment and figured I should cling to Aschev primarily, and then run to Practice if anything goes wrong on his end. But all the birds ran to Aschev anyway, so it worked out.
>>573386603AIEE the orb is too tall for usgg but i dont' get why he didn't holy stagger if you were melting him
>>573384904>hardest from gameI'd say that still goes to sekiro because it's an entirely new combat system and new bossesAt least nightreign has bosses an ER player would have experience with, it's definitely the hardest game to master though whereas with sekiro you can have the whole game down after your 1st playthrough
>>573384904you load in as a trio doe
>>573386801lol short doll problems. I could reach it just fine because I was wearing my heelsand because it didn't spawn there for me
>>573387160i couldn't reach it either and it had good purple passive, hate when that happens
>>573387160no fair... you have to be this tall to ride..
feeling a bit dibble and sapty today, gipy dup even
>>573387314>>573387318Aww that's a shame. It bothers me a lot too. They should have made the aoe for loot orbs bigger to be able to access them. One of the pass games we killed an invader as he fell down a ledge and it spawned halfway between the top and bottom. I managed to open it as I fell and saw damage negation at full 40%, but I couldn't select it. I was so upset because I never saw another all game. >no fair... you have to be this tall to ride..I'll put you on my shoulders next time!
>>573387569>It bothers me a lot too.
on the topic of the orb, what the fuck is the logo for it even?
>>573387160>>573387569You'll never look like duchess sorry to tell you you're just kinda a fat ugly balding moid
>>573387775Dormant power
>>573387775That's what the orb looks like
>>573386870Once you get parrying down you can trivialize Sekiro too so it’s not different from the other games in that regard>>573382717Why are you like this
>>573387876I kinda do look like her a little bit, just if she ate too much of Wylder's bread. Inelegant Poise passive.
>>573377796Based Mista
>>573388143proof?
we all look like torbjorn from overwatch and have a deep desire to mine gems
>>573388143Highly doubt you have blonde hair and blue eyes like that
>>573356327What? was there a guardian recluse make out session cutscenes that i missed? even undertaker and scholar seem to just be close friends
Any games going on fellow n-words?
>>573350180uttered no one ever >>573381406he would love that
GG ED HorseI didn't even see where he was aiming
>>573388352barbie has cast down whole generations
>>573387569I've seen the orb spawn under the floor, pesky pesky orbs>>573388143H-Hot... thicc duchess..
gg hors, kinda gutted I didn't get the kill with the lightning cocktail for style points but it is what it is>>573388676I don't think even he knew where he was aiming, he panicked out of his phase transition and did the move that would get him out of there the fastest
>>573388143Just who do you think you're fooling? You legit look like a caricature of the average troon. Kinda like those troonjaks everyone used to post.
>>573359224yoe?
>>573388143in your dreams maybe>>573388862keep it to yourself terr
GG EDDK, can't even shop at peace in madness camp baka. Also feel like dex relic is a scam for undertaker even with SS dormant.
>>573389081>baseless claim>dogshit lolipedo reactnever change, ergies
>>573389401"Free" stats are "Free" statsThe real bait is using pure dex scaling weapons on Undertaker which is retarded, you're supposed to be using quality with the respec
>>573389401The minus vigor is too much for an already low-ish vigor character which also has the lowest base dex, she has like 900 hp lvl 15 with it
>>573389081>truthful claim>kino loligem reactnever change, ergGODS
Cupcake's face reveal would change the history of /erg/ forever
Ohhh Elden Ring
>>573389972begone troonlover
>>573390493Tgirls are erg culcha newfag
This general is worse than final fantasy's
>>573389591Made me check on training ground and even with only phy+2 + dex, relic is adding decent amount of AR to most quality weapons and only losing minor amount of damage on str only stuff compared to +4. >>573389716Yeah, that does seem to be bit of downside I could swap my dormant SS for ED Augurs but it is also providing me with decent damage, might try playing without it later. >>573346229
why do so many of our wylders use the default skin?
the poster below me lost to the gock? anyone on to verify?
it's true
>>573390993all the other ones are ugly as fuck except maybe the faraam skin but i won't use it because das2 is dogshit
>>573390998Enormous Gocktail
poster above me is a liar
pc not taking the heat
>>573390993he got shafted in terms of skins honestly
>>573391137agreed. shame we can't take off the little cape though, because the design is fucking cool.
>>573391170whoa the fucking Greater Will appears before thou....
>>573390770the same can be said about the games
Shut up trash no one likes you
I do
GG. Somehow I found myself in another fight against red birds with only 1 less likely playing support.
>>57339132420 years of souls games were needed for this.
>>573390993Default Wylder skin is the hottest
>>573391509gg red birds I'm pretty sure the last game I played was with you two and it was balancers but not ED. sorry about the early dog kill I hit it with the ghostflame ignition and restaged to "tank" the traded hit and it just died.
>>573391137Faram skin is ugly and always has been ugly
>>573390993I use dawn because he looks the goofiest jumping around in it.
>>5733917310 taste trans coded post
3/9
Another shitter lobby carried by terrgawd
lots of games going on at the same time thats cool
>>573391708ah. That's fine. I forgot all about that.btw, why is red wolf of radagon so difficult to crit? With Hippos, the game will teleport you from the opposite side of the things head, in order to give you the crit. But with the red wolf, you can be directly front and center of its snout, and the game is like "nuh-uh-uh... you need to position yourself to the left side of its face"
nt horse
>>573391839Faram is a little too western. It looks more in line with Skyrim armors than Dark Souls armors. Faram armor has major cop energy. Similar to that of Master Chief's armor.
why dodge?
>>573392070His weak spot is his neck even though the little light is on the forehead. There are a few enemies like that with unique crit positioning. For the hippo I always go to the side of the head without the light and when I hit him it teleports me to his light eye and crits him. The ancient dragon kin crit is the hardest to land.
9/11
gg ed horse
>>573392070desu that should be normal, you can only crit it if you stab it in the mouth. Breaking the laws of physics and teleporting to the front of the hippo is whats weird.
>>573392315Maybe poop coming out of butt
>>573392414>>573392070
>>573392469delete
>>573392294It looks like football pads are under his armor, the whole upper body looks strangely bulked up. Normal wylder skins look like a manlet because of the scarf.
>>573391905He 3barred to mohg.
21 minutes queuekino at 1/3
>>573392575like he said, terrgawd
>>573392549pauldron and fur will do that
>>573392135names?
>>573392414They're both opposite ends of the spectrum. Red wolf's positioning requirement is too strict. Hippo's positioning requirement is too loose. I wouldn't mind red wolf's so much, if they gave you time to correct yourself. But the thing stands up so fast, that if you miss the first strike, there's practically no time to adjust your positioning.
>>573392369>120 AR>yo this dmg is bussin!
>>573392549Yeah. A football player's armor is another good comparison. I don't want to play as western football guy in my souls game. And besides, it doesn't really fit Wylder's aesthetic. He's strong, sure. But he's also agile. He should look like someone capable of flying around. And the bulky upper body doesn't give him that look.
>>573389401Its generally worth it if you're going melee, you can make up for the lost vigor with the augur relicBut you dont want to go dex with it but focus on quality weapons
>>573392691Worst part about wolf is even a slightest tickle will push it out of crit state.
>>573392893Looks really good when you do the stamp out skill early game though. Basic wylders don't look like they'd flip dudes in the air but faraam wylder does. He probably looks like the juggernaut doing shield crash.
>>573392873I say this
faraamsisters...
>>573387775Looks like this to me.
Why not Artorias
>>573393785he has a sissy ponytail and tiny ankles
>>573384904I miss Dustina
>>573393781Looks like the feathered serpent you see on the spirit spring bridge.
gg standard map, the adel at the end is the least interesting part.
>>573393997wrong
gg adel, that was a close one
>>573394064this is how casuals describe margit
>>573391685>>573391324True>>573393110I honestly like the idea that’s much stronger than he looksThe stake alone needs a crap ton of durability to not instantly break your arm
>>573391509b tier lobby
b tier lobster
>>573394331gg glad we had gawdlike sens to carry us
gg 2bugleast annoying caligo raid
gg 2bugs that was funny, that was the first time we left the caligo raid going for so long I didn't know the frequency of the blizzards keeps increasing the longer you leave it there
gg mystery niggers everdark maris
Nt church rats
>>573396535GG mystery Maris!!Ironeye at the beginning was crazy good ngl
gg mushgawd
gg Rise we almost didn't make it but we pulled through
gg erg
>>573396695noobs vs hacker
>>573396805Those stairs are brutal but we crushed it gg
said no one in good faith
>>573396818
Sorry, messed up my relics.
>>573396979gg goonika
>>573396818epic 0 frame ironeye's skill right when I was going to ult and put an end to it.
Ergie and the Leyndelles are playing tonight
Who has the worst skin in the game? Feels like it's Duchess' darkwraith skin.0
>>573361210DEBIRU
>>573397403fuck off NIGGER ds1 skins are the best all other ones FUCKING SUCK
>>573397403Executor has some really ugly ones and even a troon one.
>>573397546Pipe down wyldjeet
>>573397403Duchess remembrance skin
>>573397526god3 skin doe
>>573397209gg terr
Shame that this is a nigreign general just because it shares a title with an actual good game
>>573398361>thread shitter doesn't play nightreign and is just here to complainFuck off
>>573398361It's been 10 years since Elden Ring launched, nobody cares anymore
>>573398361true>>573397920retard pavement ape
>>573397546Immediately triggered a clitty leak with this fact, well done.
>>573398659I played it. It just sucks. With duskbloods around the corner it’s never been more over. We will be playing DS1-ER until the day we die wishing From hadn’t lost the sauce somewhere along the way.
>>573398361The game should have had better replayability and pvp systems instead of relying on mods for longevity then.
>>573398852speak for yourself grandad i have only replayed two souls games in the last four years not counting eldie
>>573398852I doubt I will replay ER ever again.
>>573397403remembrance wylder
fucking finally
>>573398361for me its the opposite, elden horse slop is so boring after the 1st playtrough, 70% of the time you're just going with your horse somewhere
holy shit does bell scholar suck ass never touching that shit again
horse good
Sheesh. Balancers have been 6 of my last 9 games. 3 regular, 3 everdark.
gg white birbs, didn't realize I had More Likely To Be Targeted By Pink Bird on
>>573400153Nice +55 murk
>>573400153not bad but check this out
>>573400218I mean, you can just spam the bell and surge away and not interact with the boss at all like zorbease
My bluds from the hood, when should I be going into the DLC? I'm at the snow level after the yellow city right now. Does the DLC matter anyways? I'm under the impression that it's a fun little area you clear before the final few bosses of the real game.
GG these stupid hot dogs.thanks for the carryI had wrongs relics toowhat a nightmare
gg hotdogs sorry I didn't know you had no negations, you pinged the ritual shield talisman so I thought you already had one which is why you left it
>>573400437>weakest status aow>exedalit+550 murk
>>573400568DLC has its own way of scaling that maintains difficulty even after you clear the main game. The DLC is bigger than what you're imagining, so I would suggest holding off on it until to beat the game regularly.
gg cakerhood and ironeye
>>573400708my bad, I was a little triggered before starting the game
>>573400568you can go in around as soon as you are able to access it but it would benefit you to be good at skipping by enemies maybe
>>573400437pure ce kino but sadly you dont play exegawd
>>573400854I keep forgetting to level up to 15
gg 2bugsecond game in a row where caligo raid spawns on the opposite side of the map
>>573400437>>573400153I've had this one for a while now.
>first time playing a souls game>ER>no idea where to goI’ve killed a lot of shit. I’m level 60. I think I’ve cleared most of limgrave and liurnia save maybe some ruins or other small things I may have missed. Stormveil is cleared. Raya Lucaria is cleared. Siofria and the ant well are cleared. Blaidd wants me to fight Radahn in Caelid. This game is a fucking mess I have no idea if I’m doing the right things or have missed something important.
surely I will get a game today right? not tuesday, no footy on TV, ideal conditions
>>573400437>>573400153I also have this one. Which I imagine compensates for the negation lost. But I dunno. Never tested it out.
>>573401526Explore the mine at the north of liurna.
>>573401526Nice
>tell me how to play the videogameit's an exploration game you fucking morons
>>573382403I had a feeling I should have stayed at 120>>573383275>activate allI thought I read somewhere that the effigy works by just picking 5 of your active pools at random to send your sign to, so I tried to keep only ones that I figure would have some activity on. I should just leave them all enabled?
>>573401526By the sounds of it, you're doing exceptionally well. Clearing everything in the intended order. Now would be a good time to follow Blaidd's instruction to confront to Radahn. Or, as an alternative path, you can take the other anon's advice and check out the mine at the north of Liurnia. Both options are appropriate for your current level.
>>573401681Nice try Eric we know it's you
gg greg!
GG DreglordEvery time I'm forced to use a greataxe my disgust with them only grows. The shit tier range, the split damage, the for some reason four hit combo making chain finishers slightly more annoying...
>>573401526Okay then go clear out caelid
>>573402079What a strange post.
>>573401526As a rule of thumb, you can make an broad guess at where you're supposed to be, by observing the kinds of smithing stones you find. If you're getting smithing stones appropriate for your current weapon level, then you're probably in the right place. If you're getting stones higher than your current weapon level, then you're probably exploring the zone earlier than intended. And if you're getting stones lower than your current weapon level, then you're probably exploring the zone later than intended.Caelid feels like a difficult zone to new players. But in fact, it's cut into 2 difficulty zones. One is a middle difficult zone, where Radahn resides, and then the other is an upper difficulty zone that you can hold off on. Though, exploring it early may be fun for you.
You guys are all right. Thanks for being cool while I ran out the clock. I won't try telling you not to be such dicks to each other but at least don't all block each other - otherwise you'll have no one left to play with. If my twin isn't already dead, I hope she kills herself after they find me so I can torture her in hell.
>>573402769Are you okay anon? Is it something terminal?
whats blud babbling about from ohio geeeg
>>573401526true
>>573397546>>573398361>>573398852dangerous and unfortunate truth
this Gocktail today be truly Enormous
>>573401526Look up some guides if you aren’t feeling confident. Questing in this game is profoundly retarded and it’s easy to screw them up.
>>573402769I suggest you go see a doctor
>>573398852>>573403294No nightreign is pretty fun actually the classes are fun to use the music is good the nightlords are cool I think you just don't have any friends to play with or you were unable to beat gladius
only one class is fun doe
>>573400783I thought NG starts when I clear the game, unless I need to trigger it and I can just keep playing without going into NG?>>573400906Maybe I wanna go in to unlock new cool things to prepare me for the final battle against the big bad evil boss at the end?
gg cold dog
>>573396818nightmare lobby
>>573403923what the fuck is happening here?
>>573402769try arresting the stars
>>573403923shiftysissy...
>>573404232powerstanced spear, banderstanch was chungusing it up
>queue in the dead of night>tinpo/practice/creasy/trash/Dust>queue in the afternoon (12 hours difference)>tinpo/practice/creasy/trash/Dust
>>573401595free +big frezny coin
>>573403923heaven lobby
>>573404385do you look like this?
>>573403923lagtinx lobby*
>>573404385The living dead.
>>573403674you “think” (doubt) wrongly then sorry to say
>>573404385obvious ytdptg threadshitter post
1/3 forever...
>>573405063I don't really care for your reasoning any real souls fan would admit nightreign is funIt's sold millions of copies for a reason
>>573404385the undying erglords
>>573405146>ytdptgi do not comprehend
>>573404385If you queue inbetween that you get practice/cupcake/extremist/cc
>>573405652you to doing playing the games
>>573404385in what timezone is this, india?
gg super dino, let it be known that i will be dodging further adels today
cum on erg give me a game
>>573404385no? the only one who plays all day everyday is pracjeet
>>573406171gg.Undertaker was getting all the ults from dodging his grabs. It was nice to see.I thought the weapon skill poison moth flight inflicted damage. But it wasn't doing anything to him. I guess I only deals damage to who is already poisoned.
>>573406354extremist was playing for at least 9 hours straight yesterday
>>573406401and what do you care
gg purple chicken>>573406393I think I got like 9 ults off there, he kept targeting me lol
>>573403881>unless I need to trigger itYou need to trigger it. It's safe to beat the game and still do the DLC, as long as you read carefully before confirming a new game.
>>573406689Now post the bulge version. Girls with bulges are erg culture.
>>573406689not this shit again
>>573406354No, he's right. I play all day too. But I typically take breaks in between games, so it might not seem like I do.
>Thrusting counter attacks and chain attack finishers are context sensitive>Should we increase the damage bonus on the passive because it doesn't have 100% uptime like two handing or two armaments?>No, it should stay dogshit, fuck these retards.What is wrong with fromsoft
Is it possible to beat this game without ever swinging a weapon or using spirits? I want to equip a staff and cast spells. I do not wish to be a spell blade. I’ve already beaten the game as melee.
>>573406689beach kino edition
gg animus, sorry about lagging behind for bow rack and town merchant
>>573406689>AI slopkill yourself
>>573407123It's entirely possible but you will need to run on 100% blue flasks until you pick up a bunch of golden seeds and pick up the sacrificial axe to hold for FP regen
>>573407123You will melee and dodge and you will be happy.
>>573406756sure>>573407224this is like a year old newfaggot
>>573407214gg i feel like you barely get ED's lately
>>573405463>no true scotsmanyour concession is unwarranted but acknowledged all the same
>>573407463that doesnt make it not utter garbage kill yourself post haste
>>573406756Keep your homo shit to yourself
>>573407536True scotsmen exist, you ain't one of em
if i dont get a game in 7 minutes im gonn
>>573407463I can't believe this is what erg girls look like. Someone needs to assign them names
>>573407751Im so bored of nightreign holy shit, I could fall asleep during day 1 and 2, I wish they added a boss gauntled or smth
>>573407536La la la can't hear you I'm playing the videogame instead of thread shitting all day
>>573407573cope seethe dilate etc
>>573408123Is the anon who genned these still around, chubby sissy rev...
i need to finish the dlc but the bosses are such spastic niggers that i dont want to even open the game
>>573408216Your L2 button?
We hate ai here in erg
>>573406689>>573406756>>573407213>>573407463>>573408123die
>>573408123I'm Recluse btw
>>573408123>exejeet lighter than Ironeyexhey wish. typical AIJeet.
>>573408123cope with what? with being a normal functioning human and not finding trannies attractive?
>>573408413trish are you gonna just take that from him?
>>573408123I'm Duchess and Revenant
>I'm Duchess and Revenant
>>573408169i genned them but i was never chubby sissy rev that was just someone using the pics i genned
I've been liking transgirls after visiting erg
>>573408660Oh okay, more please annd good job
>>573407821Put on subway surfers on your second monitor anon
>>573408746erg girls made me hate trannies even more
>>573408859I am considering having a 2nd monitor to watch series meanwhile yeah
>>573408123Why do AI users put in so little effort? The machine is already doing all of the hard work. All you have to do is check the work and make corrective notesI mean take Raider for example. Why is Raider so small? She should be bigger. And certainly have a much larger bulge too. Can't you instruct the computer to fix those things? It would take an artist 8+ hours to draw just 1 of those images. It would take a computer minutes. Just fix it.AI advocates are always talking about how "AI is a tool", but you guys never make the most out of your tools.
>implying raidcuck wouldn't be a dickletlol, lmao even
Elden Girlcock General
As a trans woman I’m really uncomfortable with how much this general sexualizes us
>>573406689Bjark is such a lame faggot.
Even though you crave it because it's "validating"
>>573409605i'm not bjark doe. crazy how people confused me for him when our pics looked nothing alike>>573409510unfortunately the catbox with the sex pics seems gone and i don't have them saved
>>573409701Crazy how you should still kill yourself.
The fucked up state of the tarnished is why I consort with dragons.
>>573409927Vyke prease stop telling us
>>573409701>>573409510UNGA BUNGA
>>573408746Based. We have a nice variety of them here. Sluts, hags, brats, bimbos and gamers.
>>573407536Bodied that freak >>573407821You and everyone with a brain
>>573409927Why is it that dragons in all sorts of media have the ability to turn into something humanoid and to human scale so that humans can fuck it? Elden ring is a horrible universe where people stuff others into jars for a laugh but hey if you try hard enough you can fuck your giant dragon girlfriend like it's a low effort isekai slop light novel.
>>573410023All men however.
There was a time when I would make soft porn aislop of ZZZ girls in pixel style.Those were good times.
>>573410304>all men however>doesnt clarify being unattracted to themFaggot ahead…
>>573410252Only weak men imagine such things. The whole attraction towards dominating a draconic eggslut is the from the call of man to control nature herself. To obtain a dragon gf is the pinnacle of superiority.
>>573406689worst thing ye ever saw
>>573410304>>573410432lmao these anons jerk off to erg girls while hating them
>>573410495This. The ultimate muse is nature.
>>573410432>>573410561>wishful thinking ogretroon postyikes
>Miquella>is mine and mine alone
I will become the next ungbal and get into kaicenat's streamer university, watch and learn ergoyims
>>573410340>ZZZdo you actually play it?
>>573410432I would argue being unattracted to trannies is a natural state of being. It's something you don't have to announce. No one wants to be near a bleeding and rotting axewound after all.
>>573407463But where is the dreg
>>573411272They knew that, but it's like this anon pointed out >>573410636
>>573408660I hate trannies but I want to date a femboy
xisters do we really cut off our pps? nyo...
>>573411608all of them confirmed they still have their pps
The bell bearing hunter has killed everyone
>>573409701>>573409510Know a girl that looks exactly like this except she's a brunette. Will never get with her sadly.
>>573411860Why will you never get with her?
>>573411179I did but I dropped during the Dialyn patch. The game had nothing to offer anymore.
>>573411743look at those stupid retarded miquellas>>573411860nice, sad
Bad thread
>>573411743
>>573411743>>573412413Bell Bearing Husband 3barring everyone...Also lol, I just noticed the Rev on the lower right as a bunch of handmade 3bar tokens. Cute.
>>573411860At least you’re honest and realistic >>573411608>>573411131Quit threadshitting
>>573411743>not a single duchess cosplayerwe lost....
so meowerful...
>>573412819>bunch little chode women It makes sense they would pick Rev and Miquella. They would look like a little stumpy Duchess if they tried. Duchess is for women who are 5'5"+
I piss my pamps and take my estrogen while dual wielding colossal greatswords and literally none of you can stop me lmao
>>573411743how would the /erg/ meetup go if every poster came
>>573413276diaper doll
>>573413276ew nasty kys. trannies are hot but diaperfags and fartfags and scatfags are disgusting
>>573413276stunned by your bravery
>>573413376Me and ranni just hanging out >>573413402I don’t shit them that’s gross. They’re comfy tho. I don’t even like the baby stuff desu.>>573413465I am very brave I agree.
>>573413337
>>573413110>>573411743>all those Wylders and not a single exepakiexesaars we are so unpopular and brown...
>>573414057you tell em bronybro.
more like only something as gay and brown as a wyldalit would go to a trooncon
>>573412413>year+ old BBH memesYou can tell none of them play the game and just rift for social media attention.
having brown babies with terr...
>>573414176>>573414149>exeloser cope
>>573414396you tell em!
>>573412028I'm attractive and tall and buff but I can't talk to girls and it's basically impossible and I'll be forever alone. She's also a bartender and it's literally impossible. She gets hit on 24/7.
>>573414396>nearly 2nd most un-usedsoo lame...
The wyldjeets and exejeets are fighting over stupid shit no one cares about again
>>573414396nightmare
>>573413110>miquella and maleniaFucking fuck fucker DLC ruined them forever
>>573415765whoever showed miyazaki bbc sissy hypno is at fault now malenia is ruined too
gg harmonia, comfy run
nice wurm killin'
>>573414557Why can't you talk to girls?
>>573413402>>573414268>>573415957terr…
>>573416476If I knew I would have changed it already.
>>573398361this is a trvke here in bosnia
GG hotdogs.Goodbye my precious invader raider colossal with lion's claw.
>>573416601Have you taken steps to try finding out?
>>573415957Malenia won. The DLC only further ruined Rapedahn's rep.
>>573407118They did increase them with the DLC patch though. They used to be a lot lower.
>>573416748gg mystery hot doggies!
>>573415957What the fuck are you talking about freak
>>573416946 (me)Actually, just chain attack finishers was buffed.Their goal was clearly to buff melee, so they buffed things that only applied to melee attacks. All bows gain damage from thrusting counterattacks.Also thrusting counterattacks is actually pretty strong. It's additive with the existing bonus, so you're just getting 10/20/30% more damage from that bonus per passive.
>>573416793Yeah. It's beyond human understanding. It's esoteric. Kind of like how you can't swim in these games. Nobody knows why.
>>573414396>>573414606>old statshope they post new ones eventually but lmao dead game
'zuk it up
>>573417538i hope if they do another patch they make chain attack finisher passives something ridiculous like 60% because at the moment even if you can somehow get a chain off against a nightlord the average damage of a purple chain attack finisher is less than a melee 12% which is just retarded
>>573381136Nah you're just mad after getting called out for being a thread shitter
>>573416476The reason is Jews, unironically.
/ourgirl/ onlyafro is streaming eldie ring
>>573417635Not talking about the skins here, but for char usage, it would be the same except Duchess and Rev higher, and exec higher than Raider. Undie about the same as exec and Scholar under raider?
>>573417967>trish, onlyafro, onlywaifu, all trooned out tinx
>>573417807im the one who did that to you since you made a zero content post in an attempt instigate an argument in your typical threadshitter manner. nice hours-later-end-of-thread-response and attempt at revisionism though. better luck next time.
>>573417815This is true.>>573417417Terr can’t go more than a few hours without reminding us he hails from South Asia. try to ignore him.
>>573417967xe is back...we are restored
just blew the only chance I had with a girl ask me why I'm a genuine fucking retard and should blow my brains out
>>573419562I don't think it's your fault.
>>573419562Next time don't make Hitler jokes when she is around.
>>573419016You're literally just proving my point retard it's over for you you are now a member of TheRaped
Jesus loves You !
>>573420002ywnbe
>>573420002>not having the troon chaser blocked
>>573419562Why are you a retard and also kill yourself but just joking
>>573420157thats a troon+pest lobby thoughbeit
>>573420002God Bless
>>573420002>6 7 still intacttruly erg's best wylder
official /erg/ ships list (NEW SHIP ADDED JULY 2026)dust x isaactrish x tinpogremlin x mellowzdrada x devilace x cupcakepointtosky x cupcakecc x practicemadison x nezukshifty x gaolszorban x food
>>573420618>>573420657oh no no no dont do this to him
>>573420657add mushjeeta x self namedrops
>>573420657Ships are supposed to be a female x male thing, not male x male.
>>573420657add mushgawd x erg girls
>>573420657SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP
You know the thread has some good vigor left when at least 3 people collectively join in on the mushpest humiliation ritual.
>>573420657can you change zorban's?it should be zorban x food x food x food x food x food
Naw das GAWDlike Mush!
For me? It's mush x 3bar horse
>>573419875proved your point by blowing you the fuck out. yeah. that tracks.
>tfw lurked for two months now and still don't understand the thread dynamics
lol missed my ult. Oops. Thank goodness Undertaker was there to save it. gg.
>>573421218someone post the chart
>>573421218self-important dickscordtroons naming each other itt for stupid reasons
>>573421142already surpassed by terrjeet unfortunately
>>573421172Not how it works son but don't worry you'll understand sooner or later
>>573421218There isn't much to understand. A few weirdos call out random people's names to try and stir up controversy. Occasionally one of the named people takes the bait, and they argue about inconsequential stuff.
>>573421309gg! Thank you Wyld man for saving the run! I ran into the cum wall and with no taking damage negation I got blasted. And yay, Caker helping! I'm shocked my first ult hit her out of the sky. I think that was max distance.
>>573420657>>573419562How do blatantly off topic posts like this always stay up
>>573420283dustina looking kinda...
>>573420283>>573421697This is how erg girls kiss erg boys. Unnaturally bending backwards and kissing them on the cheek.
>>573420657You forgot terr x samefagging/making gay brown lists to stir shit up that he’s also always conveniently absent from
>>573421636who asked?
>>573421814Trukest truke so far ITT
>>573421649It's page 10 so jannies don't give a fuck unfortunately >>573421636>>573421697>>573421804Shut it faggot retard no one likes you
>>573421218A little outdated now but it'll fill you in
>>573422023Pretty funny how favourable this is to practice despite being a known queue dodger, griefer, and esltinx.
>>573421636Dustina...
>>573422128Different run anon.
terr and trish and shitcake and practjeet and mushjeet are so lame and raped...makes sense why they're so hated
>>573422117Shut up trash
>>573422023Creasy being DSP will always get a chuckle out of me
>>573422563Neutral truth. >>573422580Not your rapist.
ergita nalgona...
>>573422563>saar k***ht not listednyoticing
>1/3 despite all the thread-activityNoticing.
>>573421814>>573421649remember when he used to spam his bestiality tier list? at least jannies would delete and ban those…
>>573422117that sounds like your simpo, trash
>>573422023>everyone loves practice due to his high skill
>>573422880Literally everyone has 3 barred, wiping on day 1 or 2 is nothing its the Night bosses that matter
>>573422857see >>573422638>>573422880Be careful the raped will claim you are 2 people despite forming your own opinion.
>>573422959>pracartel cope You were the only one 3bar'd in that webm while on Ironeye. Take the L shitter.
>>573422880>The Balancers will judge at the end
>>573423079?I'm not in that webm retard
gg ponies
GG HorseTaking damage is fake and gay: The run
gg
>>573422880name one player who hasn't 3barred to something silly, i'll wait
>>573422720DevilGOD is better than those cucks
>>573421218I was going to ask what the fuck you’re so confused about but upon thinking about it I can see how a person would be confused without a couple months worth of context prior to the last few months
Even though you are on the clock and being multi-bar'd without clearing a night camp is a net loss from something else. It very much matters pracsimp.
>>573423206taking damage the negation or attack up relic?
>>573420657>cupcake twice dont forget the cupcake listdust x cupcake trish x cupcake gremlin x cupcake zdrada x cupcake ace x cupcake pointtosky x cupcakecc x cupcake madison x cupcake shifty x cupcake zorban x cupcakecupcake x cupcake
>>573423242said no one ever + quit namedropping yourself it's too obvious you dumb paki
sorry im scared of adel
Who the fuck dodged the bballer>>573423330The entire run was just me holding R2 due to rally and negations, I was just eating Fulghor's combos and still ended up with full flasks at the end of the fight
dodging greg or shit connection call it
>>573423439more like cupcake x little boy at a waterpark
>>573423439You know the rules.
>>573423242Imagine being this delusional, most people here don't even have you on their radar because of how mid you are deviljeet. Is it time for another 12+ hour melty?
>>573421961They deleted some posts on page 10 a few threads ago. Seems more likely people just don’t report enough or maybe they only respond to proxy spam.
>>573423508he's so lame and pedophilic hopefully he kills himself soon
trishtina i just shit on prajeet please reward me with your milk
>>573423847tinpo this is beyond pathetic man, get a fucking grip
glug glug glug *licks lips*
gg caligo, always have a fun time playing with your ironeye
>>573424973who?
Is Nightreign bad for you?
>>573425286are you built like this?
>>573425090queue and find out friendo
>>573425286no but 4chan is bad for you
>>573421421>le vaguepostuh huh
>>573425702I take 4chan recreationally
>>573425286Very much so. Also this game should get a revival. I liked the riding hood girl.
>>573426023>>573426023>>573426023>>573426023
