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GYARU SEEEEEX
Mun!
a late maru, now thats a rare one
ryan LOVE
>>573328941DIGITAN RABU!
>>573328941Attention!The Grass Wonder Memorial Kinen will be held on Saturday August 8 at 6pm EST.One uma entry per anon that must conform to ONE of the following rules>the entry must be any Grass Wonder>the entry must use a Grass wonder support card in their support deck>the entry must have Grass Wonder as a parent or grand parentThe track and conditions will be: Nakayama 1600 M, Right Handed, Good Conditions, Cloudy, Summer, Great mood.I would appreciate it if future bakers would add the above information to the OP
>>573329121Why is this uma literally always in a rapeable posture
Do you think Titleholder's skill pool will incorporate
say no to uma DV
>>573328941wtf, jordan and palmer are actually kinda sexy with their hair down???
V actually talked about NTR and her story and her personality.The stegoposter doesn't. V actually likes NTR, the stegoposter only uses her for attention.
>>573329205Because she's built for two purposes: simping and breeding to create new umas she can simp for.
are mood downs like ten times more likely in unity or what the fuck? cut it out already
ExcelUma (26/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>into spreadsheet autismClub ID588536995please reply with your ID here or have /uma/ on your profile so we can identify (You)thanks to all the anons who keep voicing their support the past month or two, we still need to reach B however. And on thread #3000 we plan to host a biweekly/monthly race - The Calstone 1000. Let's get to it anondacchi
I think all of us schizos should be friends
>>573329326yesMANT disabled fat fuck events I'd assume it disables some of the mood down events too
>anonymous board>talk about thread personalities every dayJust fuck off to reddit
>>573329170You can't use a support card of an Uma if you're training that Uma you idiot
>>573329326they arethe reporter also helped you with mood downs all the time in MANT so it didn't hurt that much
>>573329285>her personalityBut that's the worst part, she's just a basic blonde bitch
>>573329318Increasing the total ammount of umas in the world with digitan...
>>573328941post THAT jordan webm pls
>>573329403>oryour wit bro
Finally fought through the aptitude wall to have a functional Sprint BNW, I definitely need to rebuild Biwa but I feel like Ticket/Taishin are fine
>>573329419but her tits are huuuuuuuge
>>573329490Can't find it sorry
Soneone race my Nishino Flower
Tachyon LOVE
i'm so happy to wake up and see mant is still dead in a ditch
>>573329601TopRo’s ill-fitting Top!
>>573330021NTR stands for Narita Top Rack
>>573330065no, it stands for narita top road
If you hack your car's ECU, you can go
>>573330159Teio Rape
>>573330215This one is really good
I am almost able to get Admire Vega to B sprint. I just need to wait for the reset.
>>573330159NTR stands for Nonstop Teio Rape
>>573329506>Tickezo having the least witvery canon, best of luck on optimizing Hayahide.
I never realized how sexy Yaeno's eyes are
>>573329221
>>573330332she's the only actual jap looking horse in the game
>>573329490sound died with catbox
Fun fact Flower has 20% more initial stamina than VBourbon
>>573330402>sound diednyoooooooo
>>573330269You could say it's
>>573330348Scary….though yandere admire groove is very delicious
LOOK AT THIS DOODOHNONONONO
>>573328941Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
Admire Vega >>> NTR
>>573330652You don't even play the game
>>573330348why is she like this
>Let's make a Sprint parent>Who to choose? Maruzensky should be able to run the Tiara right, since she was barred from the classics?>Story forces her to run Satsuki Sho and DerbyOn that note, the mad dash to get Sprint+Leap Forward sparks for Oguri and Ryan is driving me insane.
this will either be the best or the worst run ever
Hishiama love
To be a proper pirate, you'll need a good
so how's bamboo muteki's campaign
>>573330531Sasuga Cygays you outdid Christmas Vodka. Very impressive.
>>573330694I have no borrows bwo
>>573330828true!
late night jiggies for late night jiggershttps://jiggie.fun/Qbg26w>https://jiggie.fun/Qbg26whttps://jiggie.fun/Qbg26w>https://jiggie.fun/Qbg26whttps://jiggie.fun/Qbg26w
>>573330864I'll prepare my SEXTANT
>maru is still fucking hax in Chiyo's careerCan't believe i lost with these stats and this many skills.. such a retarded race and it locks head on.. Seriously its like impossible to fuckin beat her most of the time.
>fast learner run>none of the ssr chain events finishName a better combo
>>573330652Everyone's saying this
Better cards to use over Guts Bakushin?
blondes
>>573330949Don't forget to pray to
>>573331143NEPPU
>>573330472Transcend is such a silly billy
>>573329045Trying this ritualpost so Umama responds to you?
>>573330730The game hates giving me Leap Forward sparks specifically
ha ha ha
orenji
hellotoday's been nice
>>573331417Kiss?
>active to kick anons and get others to Latch On:)>active to play the game:(
>>573331417who
>clubdrama shit as soon as the bread startsyawn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXYBvZzM_Lg
>western artist
>>573331417don't like bloggers but have a Rice
>>573330959Isn't it even harder now since solo front is stronger
>>573330872>Standard fan thresholds for two objectives>Actually, you are never forced to do a G1 until Takamatsunomiya Kinen>After that, there are 4 other G1s she has to doAt least she doesn't have a humiliation ritual, except maybe Takarazuka Kinen in senior year, but Medium C with Neo Unity stat increases, you should still be able to win it no problem. Kind of a silly campaign just glancing at it, if I had carats to spare, I'd pull for her just to experience it.
...
umasumi you sad fucks
>>573331581It's not even club drama, just some rando seething for over 2 months
>>573330348I don't understand, why doesn't trainer mating press her and give her the family she desires?
>>573331134>Coal Shitty
digitan youre training for a SPRINT
how do I tell my wife's girlfriend to go away
>>573331768but anon, think of the purple bombs that will be available next turn
>>573331768I'd still do it
>>573331671>he waifus a gyaru Cuck
I missed you guys...
>>573331768holy fuckimagine the stamina in bed
>>573331768>end digi
>>573331773Invite her to a threesomeShe either fucks off or gets in. A win-win
>>573331837Fuck off, mutt
>>573331621probably - from what i just gathered w/ google, the only way to beat her is as front chiyo or MAYBE red shift inherit. Otherwise you have no chance because sfv/bud won't work since you'll be#2, she gets gw+unrestrained&shift.
>>573331676What causes this behavior
>>573331134Many are saying this!
maybe i should do parent runs in unity instead of ura, im not getting a single fucking racing spirit spark
>>573331997The schizo or the leeching?
>>573331492Is this the downfall of /uma/ Club?
Choose it. I don't mind if it's a failure since I can restart the run
>>573332061STRENGTH
>>573331980>hagslop
>>573332061Winning chakra, since you need to run the haruten
>>573331718because Air Groove would kill him
>>573329326I forgot about the back-to-back rape of Tissues and random mood down. BRUTAL every fucking time. I could chew on iron with how angry I get. I probably will.
>>573332083I made the hags sloppy
>>573332049two sides of the same coin...
>>573332061Reject the scammer
sometimes i nearly go mad with rage when my trainee has a mood down event right before first summer
>>573332051They're too comfortable being the only S
>>573332080>>573332103>>573332213Who would've known
>>573331768worth for the 45 skill points alone
>>573331773Do Palmerbros get annoyed with Helios? Is it less a thing in her career at least?
>>573332061Health because energy is cool
>>573332139Why is she flirting with her food?
>>573331640I meant story- and character-wise
A warrior who understands defense could be named
>>573328941https://www.youtube.com/shorts/b72VTu0YFyc Bro got a point
>>573331417Maybe you should discuss this with other Umamusume.
>>573331134gold city bukkake
>bakushin forgot I brought her card again award
>>573332269Get fucked
>>573332461at least you got groundwork
>>573332446No
>>573331134that's a ch*stnut
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>>573330531No way anons will pull for burkas lmao
>>573329170>August 8why one month awaynyoooo do one for this month too
>>573332638nyo
>>573332638I think you should
>>573332638what do you want?
>>573329170>>the entry must have Grass Wonder as a parent or grand parentThat's a very loose rule. Why not force Grass Wonder as the racer?
>>573331143>>573331169Holy shit we can finally have Neps here
>>573331768You clicked that, right? All those balls jiggling and then bursting...
>>573332671anon... theres a reason why its next month...
>>573331671uhhhh based?
>>573332842Grass is shit tho
>>573332638Would have liked a "please" in there, but I shall.
Umamusume: Pretty Derby is a big hit in the
>>573332842that's why I said too, another different one for this month
>>573332638No
>>573332769you just got Bamboozled
>no jiggers in thread
>>573332638CHOWA
>>573333021but who died in july?
If you want to be attractive, it's important to have a
Shit mother Shit wife
>>573329109Love THIS!
>>573333162Me, you have to let me go anon the accident wasn't your fault
>>573333237i will, thank you
There's a religious precedent for the
V has the Ayabe completionist titleMeanwhile you don't even play the game and are obsessed with him
>>573333510Why talk about yourself in 3rd person
>>573333175its a common joke though of silhouettes trolling
>>573333185I beg to differ
Please don't do that Flash...
>>573333557That's why you look for Shiraoki-sama keeps dumping these in my lap, and for that I am thankful
>>573333175Thought this was going to be reference to Nada Surf's "Popular" at first AND IF YOU SEE JOHN CYGAMES IN THE HALL
Probably try to train up someone to replace Halo, maybe Taiki or something but I think shes alright enough.Curren has won a lot of practice matches against my friend. So I think shes good but I feel like I can train her better.
>>573332829yeah. double team rank up in one turn which i didn't know could happen. unfortunately i got 0 fucking rainbows and ended the run with speed and power just under 1200
turbo sprint got buffed right
>1200 power>not late-started>not on inner gates>groundwork + umastan>still gets 9thstupid game
>>573333564>still has piercings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDZXQr6YZFMUma for this feel?
To understand philosophy, one must read at least one
>>573333790Yeah and?
>>573333760got buffed from completely shit, to just shit
>>573333882>not making her a trad wife
Seems quick for a Yaeno Muteki rerun.
>>573334012Instead I'd like to turn her into a
>>573334012Anon... you dont really go after shakur if you are chasing that sorta thingThats more like... i dunno creek or something?
I'm so lucky
I will never read a
>>573333690Did you lose during unity or something, why only NN on obuhi and halo
>>573334223finally a good name
>>573333242But Doto is still alive
>>573334361literally the god father with his cat
How do I farm bond quickly?I want the casual outfits.
>>573332114fine, i'll mating press both and have children with both of them
>>573332671(You) could always host a race, anon.
>>573334490wait for autoplay and nonstop play
Please tell me Sprint S isn't a must this CM... my best ace yet got 0 sparks and is only B
>>573333185>>573333564>>573333882
>>573334361Why do cats like horses
>>573334490Use them in TT and forget about them
>>573334581If you can get something, prioritize Turf S
LONG CHADSEXPLAIN THIS TO ME RN
>>573334593
>>573334696>recommending a poor desperate anon to brick himselfYou evil beast
>>573334712Tomo-chan....
>>573334361unlike him
>>573334581It is, because acceleration is plentiful for both pace chasers and late surgers this time unlike the previous Sprint CM, so the one who has Sprint S will come out on top.
I want to make Amazon a sprint ace for cm16, what skills and uniques should I go for besides spurt?
>>573334918they wouldn't be that pink
>>573334918Allen...
>>573334884Well fuck, back to the mines
>>573333882If anything she should have MORE piercings when she's older and her Shakur power has increased
>>573334581saw an anime mcqueen win with sprint b
>>573334918>>573334951
>>573334816Dude if he's doing the very minimal training for this CM like using practice races or joining rooms it is clear you don't need anything and both Sprint S and Turf S are like the cherry on top
>>573334918daring strikerisky business / nothing venturedshooting for victory + budding bossomHH
>tried to do a mantblazer run>horrible summers>bad inspirations>clocked out >abandon career midwayI don't know what I was expecting
>>573335000More shakurpower...
>>573335036How good is Nothing Ventured?
>>573335016Oguri WOULDN'T do this
>>573334616They are spiritually catsIf I had to make a serious guess it is that they don't compete for the same food and cats eat the sort of things that come to steal horse food.
>>573335016Continue
>>573335074I had to burn all my clocks on the 1st G1 mile race then lost another 5 throughout just because
>>573335032Might as well tell him to stop playing with that shit advice lmao
>>573335016
>>573335086very
>>573335193Can't it hit in the accel zone and do nothing
>>573335193>1.8s>target speedis it tho?
>>573335102mmmm cock
What's that one thing where you can analyze races? Just had a funny practice room i want to look at
>>573335263yeppers
>>573335102the moment she tastes semen it's fucking over
>>573334225Halo did lose lol. Which is why I probably retrain her.For Oguri, some people said NSM was meh so I opted to just try and grab other stuff.
How important is the guts Bakushin High Spirits skill, what if I don't have it
>>573335154>>573335113>>573335102I will get banned if I post morealso I'm training my OguriI did it because I find her incredibly erotic and she uses a THONG as wellno clue what else to gen
>>573335393it's a midrace skill with the chance of carryover that can proc early and the card is agemasenspeed star from finemotion wit is a better alternative
>>573335363I would DENY her my sperm. Trainers and trainees should be professional.
>>573335368Ah well maybe, I wouldn't really know but I figure its just always pretty useful
>>573335514I'm a pro at impregnating my trainees and they're pros at birthing my children though
Rice Shower
>>573335514This trainer later bumped into Still in Love
>>573334884...fuck. it all feels so random i couldnt get that data myself. good thing runs are quick now
Curren loves you
Nice thread globaltards
>>573335685Shut up P
>>573335193>1.8Meh.
>>573335674I wish Curren could get more focus in a manga or anime.She had some small cameos in the one OVAs but just background isnt enough for our favorite Curren!!!!!
>>573334223hahaha
Kill 493,832,362,440 chestnuts
I fucked up making a front Curren, shes got pretty good stats but somehow got overtaken by a pace chaser mid race and i also forgot to use Seiun for A&S. I guess I just don't have enough midrace skills cause shes been horrible in the rooms I ran her in
>>573335674Sex
Curren seems like she should be flat but she has huge bazonkas, what's the deal?
>>573335193worth using a 1Lb nakayama for?
>>573335685Nice lard gut, fat fuck
>>573335584love
WHAT RACES DO I GOHOW AM I A TEAM RANK IN CLASSIC 2ND YEAR
>>573335685Get in the pool fatty
>>573335895Card gets good at 1LB, 3LB/MLB is better for MANT but in unity, it should work. Probably not good for that gold but I don't run ends to know.
>>573335890Its appealing to oniichan
I could easily rape an anon
umafuck
>>573336168
>>573336260
>>573336395creek could never rape me (because I'd always consent)
>>573335907hey you're right about her tummy looking nice!
>>573336393fat mare saggers
it is impossible for me to rape an umamusume or be raped by an umamusume
>>573335890her personality would not work that well if she was lolibait
>>573336570Curren bounces like this. And they don't sag
>>573336659They will be after we had a a full cm worth of babies
>>573336318me in da belly
>>573335850Fronts are just giga fucked
>>573336582first half: TRUEsecond half: LOL
>>573336318>>573336738Disgusting
>>573335890Eh shes only 83. Which is pretty much the middle ground for Uma.
>>573336739works on my machine
I helped a little uma girl who got lost at disneyland and now she wants to fuck all these years later
>>573336738damn, what the fuck is she feeding you?
>>573336838Well you should be safe as long as she doesn't become your trainee
Trainer Ace run doko
>>573336815Absolutely repulsive!
>>573336819ayabby!
>>573336965Thats my wife
>>573336892Yeah that would be bad. Also, I got approached by an umastagram thot on my first day at Tracen and she demanded I be her trainer.
>>573337006nice cleats
>>573336819Wow Jordan and Helios are only 82, thought they were bigger
>>573336168>>573336393>>573336659curren's umafans will get leaked by me
>>573336927only if unity with 6 wit
>>573337087
>>573336819Busty Fuku?!?
>>573336927
Despite Curren being a virgin sex with her must be so ncie she would be so good at it even though she's a virgin unlike Falco who is not a virgin and sucks at fucking but Curren is a virgin and sexy and sex
>>573337256Big THINK
>>573337149She uses them to attract unwitting trainers who aren't aware of the train wreck to come
curren is not that big
37 days to go.
where are the curren doujins HUH
>>573337006Did you say yes?
>>573337272Curren would be super tight
Curren would make me bust in under 30 seconds, easily
>>573337401I'm weak to being called oniichan...
umamusume pornography
Time to do the honest MANT fan run of the day!
Does this survive? Ignited PWR+ and Wit not shown.
this is me
Waking up Curren everyday
>>573337606bro...
>>573337606you didnt need to get any heals bwo...
>>573337606bro is running a mile
>>573337660what bro...>>573337689>>573337719but I only have 400 Stamina and I didn't get anything else useful for sprint nor pace
>>573337606The fuck are you doing bwo?
>>573337669>Bono is taller than meWHY DON'T I HAVE A FATTER AND TALLER UMAWIFE IS NOT FUCKING FAAAAAAAAIR
>>573337734what meme cards are you using with no skills
>>573337757hey
>>573337734could have got no stopping me or double circled the other green skills
hey, could you stop posting about me? it's creepy. thanks
>>573337826>>573337847SSR bakushin borrow>>573337847I went team Fuku
>>573337757It's okay bwo, I'm only 168 too...
Well?
>>573337884your speed star + turbo sprint / high spirits?
>>573337965didn't get a hint this rundidn't get a hint this rundidn't get a hint this run
>>573337630"oh this looks comfy let's see what else the artist has---"DIGITAN RUN
I'm going to rub Fuku's ears
>>573337831H-Hello?
>>573338003>custom digitan fumoBASADO
oguricap anon heregive me ideas on what do you want me to generate Oguri Cap withno NTRno porn
>>573337930I don't get it
>>573338115generate her eating 10 big macs
>>573338115Yeah, generate yourself a pen and pad of paper.
>gives you spurt>is cool>is cutei dun get, is everyone here a gay
>>573338115generate her shitposting
>>573337006To be fair you approached her first when she was a little girl lost at a park some untold years ago
>>573338115her eating tama
>>573338273Her first card is ugly as fuck and since that was the first impression she got dismissed as that
>>573338320>>573338209>>573338213ok so oguri eating a big mac, with a pen and pad of paper shitposting>>573338353why would she eat tama
>>573338336>Help a lost little uma because you're a good person>Now you're on the hook for uma marriage in a decade's timeThe world sure is dangerous...
>>573338273we have a few fairly dedicated shakurfags thoughfar from the least liked uma in these parts
>>573338115Oguri capping a point in an fps like halo, cod of battlefield
>go to /k/>thread full of umas
>>573338373its in character
>>573338427Trainers fault honestlyYes even if he wasnt a trainer at the time
>>573338273
>>573338427Oh no...
>>573338373Tamas are known for being nutritious.
>>573336815dober would secretly love being pregnant but complain about any and everything about it whenever anyone else was in earshot
>>573338585
Instead of making front runners in this one should I be making paces with groundwork like the last sprint CM? Or is this one really just all pacers
stop posting curren
is the cig cat anime also fun or just Welcome to the NHK but more depressing?
>>573338713
curren bouncing on my 3 inch penor while faking it for meshe's so considerate!
>>573338813
>>573338813WOAOAOOWWW EL BIG BOOBA
>>573338813>wasting an IP with a shitty character
>>573338813You can't post that
>>573338732pace gw is indeed the play, maybe bring a runaway suzu if you're afraid of overshooting
>>573338813you can post this
>>573338813beeg horse
>>573338742Watch a scary movie with Curren
>>573338813boys shouldn't have big tits
>check new join request>find his club>eyes IMMEDIATELY jump to some guy named "NI66ER"kek>>573338943 >>573338813WHOA
>>573331316making parents out of orang still viable?
>>573338840No way you are 3 inches thats way too small
>>573338943
>do some rooms>2nd>2nd>2nd>2nd >2ndFuck it it's good enough, my aces are set
>>5733390873 inches is average really
>>573338813>>573338943
vivlos is better
Is what Witgod saying true? Is this another hidden mechanic?So if you learn a Skill with only 1 hint at 10% off, it's less likely to become a "+" version white spark than if you learned it at Max Hints at 40% off?
explain yourselves, currenfags
>>573338807I haven't watched it, but from what I've heard it's "there's a log of literal shit with cigs put out in it because the main character couldn't be assed to go to the bathroom" type actual depression and not the "I'm a loser that spends all day in my room but somehow am functional enough to get woman to want to fix me" type wish fulfillment depression
>>573339135No its not thats like a third of my size
>>573339129you will lose A finals to a sweatoid using mutated oguri + 2 doms with inherited 564
>danchou's yapping about fan runs again or something
sniff sniff
>>573338273ugly as sin
>>573339251the doms will hit during 0.6 accel and do nothing trust
>>573339152I dunno>So if you learn a Skill with only 1 hint at 10% off, it's less likely to become a "+" version white spark than if you learned it at Max Hints at 40% off?gene guide stated it only cared about it being present in the other legacies, it having a gold version/OOs and the like.I'd imagine the "+" appears only if you completed it in the scenario it's from, URA
>>573338807It's basically Trainspotting but with moe catgirls
>>573339251I don't even want to think about getting raped by an obuhi hitting pulse every race
how to tell my danchou I'm leaving him
>>573339207Fuck. I don't think I'm in the right mindset to watch it right now then...
>>573339359
>>573339196explain what
retard herewhich ones gives me the most sparksdad ormom
>>573339426Think they put out like 5 or 6 cigs in a half finished one cup sake at one point, but all I've seen of it is people on Twitter talking about how people hate itUmamusume Pretty Derby
>>573339541that's hot
>>573339541CURREN IS LEWD
>>573339530>mom or dadThat doesn't matterParents (multiplier depends on affinity along with spark's stars), Grandparents' odds are halved
>>573339541>>573338943You can't post those either
>>573339541where are her panties
>>573339541I can see it...
>>573339541curren is the type to slip her used panties into her trainers bag while changing post race.she would then wait till he finds them then pretend he stole them just so she could rib him about it.
>>573339541>>573338943UUOOOOOOOOOOOH SEEEEEEEEEEX
hello /uma/ what's going on in this thread
>>573338115generate porn of her, specifically NTR porn
Is pace promoting even a win con? Is the midrace lead really worth it if you're disqualified from taiki flower and NSM and have to rely entirely on neck and neck RNG? Is it worth bringing Seiun as GP to try for angling as backup? 2nd place is probably gonna get instant passed by 3rd place and then trigger taiki-flower herself with better timing and retake, but 1st place promoted pace seems like a lottery you don't want to win.Have there been enough frontrunners that this isn't a problem? should I run my own front to stop my paces from jobbing when it protects my opponents in the process?
>>573339748I hope you guys are happy, I'm horny now
>>573339932Trainers are out of TP but they're full of horny energy.
We fucked
digitan!
>>573339939IT'S ON
Finishing runs again under 30mins feels so fucking good manKill all the brownoids that ever defended MANT
left or right
>>573339952sometimes the promoted pace can win depending on who they are and what other accels you have
>>573340190Left
misclicked rest at max energy and it went through because I toggled off the prompt off an earlier run
>>573338115Generate her being full after a small meal
>>573337303Fukuwife would never trainwreck us!>>573339078She got good affinity, I see why not?
>>573340249you're supposed to add award at the end award
>>573338813>>573338943>>573339541
>>573340190right
>>573339251nta, personally the first sprint cm was the first cm where it felt like all my uma training was for naught. went from avg 60-70wr to 30 and barely got in. i might be done with my aces too.
if debuffs affected your own umas would they be balanced?
how many bubbles did you burst today, anon?
>>573339932pussy manko
I want first-rate sex
>>573339729that uma makes me horny
>the yuri troll tried to strike /vmg/Dunno how it took so long to notice but it's really funny seeing how there's like 3 people there and none of them will take the bait, so the thread is completely silent instead.
>>573340446Plenty but that’s not what I am concern about right now
>>573340028Cute Digitan crevice>>573340075AHHHHHHHHHH DIGITAN IS SO CUTE
>>573340075I sometimes think about my fujoshi friends from high school and rejecting their advances. Digitan reminds of a skinny version of them and it makes me sad. Why are we so dumb when we are teens bwos? we could have been jobbing CMs together by now...
>>573339952i might try pink taiki w/ neck, a&s and gw.
>>573340219I have 6 late race accelerations on my pace chaser with groundwork. It's not an issue if Shooting For Victory and Budding Blossom don't hit because of pace promote.
I swear to god if I can't cure it before summer I'll kms>>573340397already picked left
I eat coin flips for breakfast, for questionable gains.
>>573340831not today I guess
>>573340826what other 4?
>>573340917cute hishiama
>>573340446BUSTIN'
guys i don't ching and i don't chong, what is even happening here
>>573340446None since I'm still playing MANT
Please post on model umas.
>>573341086use google translate
>>573341147
King Halo is mid
wheres rickey i wanna build dirt umas NOW >gwo you're GLfuck off I WANNA BUILD NOW NOWN OW
>>573341147Ulala wouldn't say this
>>573341212sure thing bud!
>>573341275She's just a curious girl.
is cropped porn okay?
>>573341267I'd personally prefer it if Kingu is Top
>>573341212
daiwa event didn't finish on a fast learner run with insane inspirations award
>>573341275She would but just because she think her trainer would like it, and probably ask if she can get naked like the umas in the porn because they look like they're having fun
>>573341421how sex with HEBE Urara would feel like
>>573339581
>>573341367nice
>>573341367SPETUMMY!!!!!
king heilo on my face
>>573340446laurel is gonna make me burst
>>573341373she has ignited power and guts too but it got cut out
>>573340739I mean you didn't date them cause you don't like fat chicks, pretty simple.
>>573341535>draw a pregnant uma>call it fat THAT'S CHEATING THAT'S CHEATING THAT'S CHEATING THAT'S CHEATING THAT'S CHEATING THAT'S CHEATING THAT'S CHEATING THAT'S CHEATING THAT'S CHEATING THAT'S CHEATING THAT'S CHEATING THAT'S CHEATING THAT'S CHEATING
umanko
>>573341535Imagine sliding it in between them
rice umanko
>>573341730
All is dust
>>573341851Indeed
Can someone bake a /vm/a bread we ran out of images >>>/vm/2695394Thanks
>>573341918No thanks
>>573341851maya grown up time for sex
>>573341918Fuck off
>>573341918nah fuck off
>>573341918Too retarded to do it yourself?
>>573340872>Playing 'blazer
>>573341851And yet we love, and yet we race
>>573341942But what if I want underage sex with her?
>>573341086kingu: oh no, fukukitaru said that if i eat the strawberry i'm guaranteed to win my next race. eating a strawberry that just fell on the desk wouldn't be very first rate thoulala: oh look, a strawberry. you don't want to eat that kingu?gay ensues
>>573341959>>573341968I'll fuck off when I get a /vm/ thread>>573341982range banned
>>573341918>/vm/a fags can't bake>meanwhile /uma/ bakes 6 threads at the same time
>>573341631That's the thing anon, I like fat chicks... I was just dumb... the "wait I thought we were watching a movie?" kind of dumb
>>573340872this nigga blazin tracks
>>573341918Can you stop shitposting about our lil bro? Fuck off
>>573342040/uma/ loves baking
>>573342026umazing
>>573342040We have Oguriposters and Teiobwos to feed
>>573342152I'm not shitposting, I want a thread that's all
>>573342031Kill yourself
>>573341719umabotezuri...
>>573342198Make one then>rangebannedSo you're too retarded, got it.
>>573342232cope faggot you wouldn't be able to do shit about it either
>>573342198If they want one they'll make one, stop being a shitposter and leave them alone
>>573341993why do umas look so silly from any angle that isn't a side profile
>>573342157teio baking my child btw
>>573342262but I am one of them
pink taiki is too cute. What luck taikis so meta forever, ill get to run either version over and over.
>>573342332You clearly aren't
>>573342069An architect...scary...
AAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEE I LOST TO TEAM HEPATITIS
>>573341706that's how the dev with the pregnant fetish gets away with it
>>573342358how so?
>>573342373MEJIRO MEJIRO HIKARI NO MICHI O
>>573342258Well of course I wouldn't, I'm not retarded enough to get rangebanned. But if I were I would also not to be retarded enough to not know how to get around it. Fucking /v/ faggots might as well be illiterate.
any one have more uma attack images?
>>573342410Because you are just trying to stir shit betweem boards do your parents a favor and kill yourself already you attention whore
>>573342378that dev? me
>>573342441
>>573342431I'm not the one that got myself range banned, I just get random range bans that last for a few months>>573342454that isn't me all I want is a thread to post images in
>>573342373now you will be used as their breeding slave
whoa, camp taiki has the boob squeeze trope? Theres not a lot of skinship in this game
>>573342373get good desu wa
>>573342553giwtwm
I'm not safe, am I?
>>573342538And you are asking here like a tribalist nigger? If you really were from there you'd know their baking pattern. Last time I'm telling you, kill yourself and don't post here again
in case any endfags have gone crazy like me, I feel like investing more into midrace and only buying Blossom/Iron (and maybe nimble) as your accel should work out just fine6+ accels can be quite sillyyes im retarded and only realized this now
>>573342604nyo
>>573342373how the FUCK did you lose to sprint Ardan
>>573342367Digitan is safe from the architect hivemind (from what I could gather), even though I think there's one JP artist currently slowly but steadily fattening them all
>>573342378HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>573342040clearly we need to send the ryanfag to /vm/, they'd love him over there
>>573342619There is no baking pattern, we don't have enough bakers and some retards are obsessed with breaks.not my fault we need people from /vg/ to bake
>>573335036>shooting for victory + budding bossom>On an end closer
>>573342646
>>573342367Not him but a fattening a skinny chick os way hotter than dating a fatass>>573342646Tell me more, Umas are built for fattening, especially Creek
This trainer brought a dogshit card just for the gold skill, what happened next will shock you!
>>573342672they need to do this for all the umas
>>573342672GIVE THAT MAN A RAISE
>>573342763That's literally me!
>>573342725No one cares /v/nigger fuck off
>>573342672Uohkka...
?How the fuck is Still so familiar with this
https://youtu.be/UsSwaQc1o90So,we got a chainsmoking uma yet?
>>573342843
>>573342914
>>573342672
>>573338136I think Trainer accepted her offer to 6 9 because she's clearly not very knowledgeable about slang and tends to believe whatever she's told.
>>573342914nakayama festa
I would like to request an image of Grass and El being friends, rather than involving Grass trying to kill El.
next bread will be YEAST MODE
>>573342914Seiun...
>>573342914Maruzensky smokes. I just know it.
is that nigga moomoocows done with the game whys some brown with a horrible accent running his ch now
which uma is a NERDan angry video game nerd
>>573343104who cares chud, imagine caring about a sloptuber
>>573339152>>573339320>I'd imagine the "+" appears only if you completed it in the scenario it's from, URAThat is exactly what he's saying and it's a problem because the "Skill" and "Skill+" are two different sparks so "Skill+" doesn't help you pass the skill spark on after runs in other scenarios.
>>573342761@nikudb029seems to accept requests and has skeb, I don't think they got to Creek yet. I was going to post the recent Tachyon here saying "she's now Reddit Chungus Tachyon" but it would be too much of an easy joke
An uma in the dark ages would be a
>>573343227hey that's Dober schtick
>>573343101you might be right
>>573343192>creek is behind the paywallokay who the fuck needs to eat
>>573342927mares...
>>573343227...
>>573343127Taishin
Oh nyo......
what uma has the fattest thighs though?
>>573343453Such a filthy habit.
Is anyone training bono for cm16?how reliable is her ult? does it go off... Curry never ults for me
>>573343227Me on the right
>>573343575get Nakayama Festa's gold skill
>>573343297finemo sex
Curren would post here
>>573343648Mayano would attempt to and get banned for not having them
smoking kills
>>573343453that's a really big pack
>>573343227You just know
What do you call horses swimming in the ocean?seahorses!
>>573343767goodthe less I am in this world, the better
>>573343838That was a
>>573343887look at how small her ears are! you can eat them as a light snack!
>collecting concerts in GL
>>573343203this might be my favorite mob uma name
>>573343227
1.4 accel award
>>573344020
>>573344067what the FUCK
>>573343357unf...
>>5733440792000s VN artstyle needs to come backthe dog fucking can stay in the past tho
>>573343521Haru cleavage...
Guys this is schizo behavior but I might start to do public name callouts for retards who KEEPREQUESTINGSASHES
>>573343728flatties have their own flatsagram
>>573344154requested a Takamatsunomiya sash just for you anon
just saw this notice on gametorapretty bold to claim red skills are in 2 weeks
>>573344154
>>573344139agreed, dogs shouldnt be allowed to fuck my girls but their dog cocks are still nice
>>573344020>>573344079We need this doodle but with Trainer instead of the dog and two umas.
>>573344154Do it shame those faggots
>>573344154dirt derby request is up, pay the tax lil gup
>>573344285they're in the game files since the big update, it could happen just to fuck with the meta even more
Is Sprint S really that important this CM
>>573342348Yeah, forever bro, you're going to use her so much!>taiki is dirt, sprint and mile>most cms are mediumHalf of forever is still a long time!
>>573344427noit is better than turf s, but neither is "important".
>>573344427nojust slap as many accels as possible and play cashnado
I have two slices of pizza every morning for breakfast.
>>573344427On hakuraku, A/A Taikis have 11% WR, only S turf has 14%, only S sprint has 20.1%, S/S has 24.3%
>>573344457I assume as long as both are at least A you have a chance right
>>573344451always weird when someone talks confidently while being retarded. Shes easy as hell to mutate for med you idiot, og taiki was even meta for one of the med cms. Pink taikis ult works on basically every track +gold head on. And taiki only gets stronger w/ evo
>>573344586yeppers
>>573344427No matter how much prepare odds are you will luck out at least one freebie for finals.Sprint is wildly, wildly inconsistent.
>>573344526toppings???
>>573344512
I got an S sprint 1000 pow taiki with no head on. Can I win group B?
>>573344654Somehow some people have convinced themselves that umas with B-E distance are noticeably different from umas with A distance when you're gonna bring 10 distance sparks to pretty much any CM ace run anyway
>>573344770there's a week left anon, do more runs. unity takes like 20 minutes at worst.
>>573344714Pepperoni
>>573344526Based italian
>>573344729
>>573342367DIGI!
>this can't wait a month!
>>573340075
>>573344702but that's really old and we got more mechanics, stats, and skills added since then
300 guts too low?
>>573344850Rae's taste is shit but her intel is correct. She's worth selectively listening to.
Which umas would rape me?
>>573344996guts is a fake stat that does nothing
Are those happy meek skills a gaslight? You're not actually buying them on cm aces, correct?
>>573344954
>>573345021daiwa sukaretto ikuayo
>>573343192Thanks a lot, hopefully I can find his stuff in a kemono site, umas are perfect for architecting
>>573344954>>573345051holy cute keep going
Haven't heard from V in a while, is he dead
>>573344154>WAAAAAAAAAAH I DON'T HAVE SASHES TO GIVEThen you don't deserve the club points. Simple as that.
>>573345114No that's it
>>573345143he's busy having sex with umama every day in Uma&co
>>573345021Mayano
>>573345209I wanna have sex with umama....
>>573345186post your Takamatsunomiya sashes
>>573345209WHAT
>>573345205
>>573345143He's alive sadly, he's shitposting on /vm/ instead of here
wow joyful voyage can really rocket taiki. She only has 1212 spd, no sprint S - she overtook nishi ez and the ugs have 1350 spd. Wondering if i should use her instead
latesurgers are stronger than pace...
kingu love
>>573344954>>573345051Murder-suicide pact incoming. Realistically if umas only race for 3 years and youre training for decades, sooner or later one of them is gonna take you down with her.
>>573345324Thank God, sucks for them i like the /vm/ guys but a V free thread is good.
>>573345347if they hit pump right, yea. But cm rooms might prevent LS even being 6th
>>573345307
>>573345143He was fatposting last thread and in this one tho
>>573345519I like fat umas though, I've cummed to some hamplanets before
>>573345650
How often do umas drop out of Tracen due to getting knocked up by their trainer?
Ouen arigatou!
>>573345650No, I meant every post he makes is a fatpost because he's so fucking fat and disgusting
>>573345873Who's Owen?
>>573345848dozens every year, usually not G1 competitors
>>573345049I do like Racing Wit as a mini THH, outside of that, Stamina and Power might be a clutch in last spurt but can proc and do nothing in the accel phase, Speed and Guts are whatever. I'm amused by Racing Mood, even if it's not a "free" green, you have to pass a witcheck like Lucky 7, but it relies on you being in good or great mood, and you'd get and roll on that more than you getting bracket 7.I wouldn't prioritize a lot of them over other abilities, but I wouldn't find it unusual seeing Racing Spirit Wit or Mood on an ace.
which one bwos
My hero!
>>573344154you WILL run the teio sho chud
>>573346006um, Owen? Her.
>>573346054Where do I submit my apology form
Okay people keep joking going "HAHA GIVE ME SASHES" but I really do think posting request lists with uncensored names would shame people into stopping, so I might if it gets worse.
i prefer koichucks theme music
is vbourbon front + taiki and oguri pace a good comp or am i griefing myselft. returnkek
>>573346215drop the front, it's not worth it
>>573346147I'm not joking, give me your sashes.
>>573344654>taking it so seriously>reddit speakFuck off
>>573346215i just press auto and hope for the best
IM GREENING IT UP
is meeku still considered a fictional uma
I will request Takamatsunomiya Kinen, Tenno Sho (spring) and Champions Cup sashes. And you won't be able to stop me.
>>573346234what do i do for 3rd one then? another pace?
>>573346289yes
>>573346289https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0001324452/
>>573346295yeupthat's the safe option
>>573346273Aren't greens actually a lot worse in a post-statcap era?The stats from greens get cut in half past 1200, correct?
>>573346273We are running sprint, you are not reaching max speed
>>573346340no, greens have full efficiency
>>573346261im going to assume you're esl because the alternative is very sad.
>>573346006Why is Curren being such a slut
haha and then she pulled out a really BIG spoon haha funniest shit i've ever seen
>>573346147If you're in uma&co or mambo yesif you're in uadash don't
>>573346295nishino gwo, she's bwoken
>>573346383Luv me Ogurin
for me it's Tokai Stakes
>>573346049Straightaways is only going to proc in the late game and last spurt, do that if you need some good finishing speed and you don't have something like inherited Pulse. Otherwise, go for corners if you lack good midgame and want to go for decent carryover.
>>573346340it's ALWAYS the flat full bonusidk if it's overkill though
post something sleepy
Straightaway adept need to take?
>>573346273This bwo is set up for Rickey building.
>>573346503nyo, cant do
>>573346147Join a good club instead. Over 99% of the requests in my club are Medium shoes
>>573346503
>>573346592
>>573346592Guess I can father Bue
>>573346410dox all the sashniggers
>>573346445went for corner just for a THH gambleI hope this makes me win B finals haha...
>>573346715how exactly do you win a race without likeacceleratingkinda seems like an important mechanic idk
I just bought a nice mousepad
McQueen bought a nice mousepad.
Clicked the wrong burst at low energy award
>>573346715I respect the Hishi hustle, may she do well.
I bought a rice mousepad
>>573346779Nice. I’m waiting for my Ace Conbat 8 m&kb mat
turf s sprint s lowroll award
>>573346769wdym there's two gamble accels right thereslap on the 1201+ power bonus and she's gold
>>573345473I would kill for this race to be animated. We deserve it.
>>573346880After Ace’s Japan Cup victory
ok now I'm actually safe
>>573346779>>573346825>>573346864>>573346872I want a horsepad
twiddling my thumbs waiting for energyit's insane how much more I want to play this game now that the optimal scenarios for ace and parent farming are unity and ura
>>573346320>ingame meek is a stallion, the real life one named after the game version is a mare
>>573347191isn't optimal parenting still MANT but with Unity and URA parents
>>573346779She's left handed...
would golshi be a neutral evil troll in games or a more funny one?
>>573347472
I hope I can hold on to class 6 these next 2 weeks. I really don't want to remake my team with 564 and neo unity right now when I'll have to remake it again in 2 weeks when GL drops.
>>573347536She's so lovely
>>573347574she is extremely precious and I love her
>>573347472There is no mistake.
>>573347531pure mejiro rage face
>>573347559I went from barely making 830k the last few weeks to easy 880k last week and this week by remaking two and subbing in my sprint acesYou can probably get away with only a bit of work
I can never get to UG...
Orfevres
>>573347531she's self sabotaginghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e6Iulskk-U
>>573347559>mere seconds after I post this I get this runMy all-time TT record + check my quads. Should only have to worry about next week.
>>573347642Tubro-san...
retard love
>>573347531OH GOD i just realized there's a high chance this is the next streamer meme game they'll play on paka tube
>>573347574I want to kiss Digitan's sticky armpits
>>573347693I can see something
>>573347574I need to sniff her vagina
Stinky Otaku umanko?
>>573347770>>573347713Wouldn't it smell bad?
>>573347536I should rewatch the movie after a year of playing the game and spot all the cameos and easter eggs
>>573347706>>573347531What would be the funniest pakatube lineup for Meccha Chameleon (~6-7 umas)
>>573347693Loving Joudan requires the installation of a fume hood to vent the acetone smell from the gallons of nail polish remover she goes through each month. A small price to pay for the squeals of a young bimbo.
how many trainees you got (out of 91)how much you got saved up in caratshow much have you blown in cash
>>573347923a fewa lotsome
>>573347672It always takes one race lol. good stuff. I got 875k within my first 5 races after TT reset and that was after spending 4 runs to give each uma 7 golds and 564 over the weekend. Good enough for me, I'm not eager to push for 900k, certainly not before GL I can't expect it hitting more than 855k this week or the next.
>>573348038>>573348038>>573348038
nosomeone counterbake
>early thread>suspicious imagehmmm
>>57334792342 trainees~200€ spent (most of that on the OG Kita banner and I got fucked over with 2lb after 2 sparks)
>>573348113What's suspicious about ayabe?
Someone make a better bread with Bright
>>573348425be the change you want to see in the world
>>573348450I cant. Im at work and would need to phone bake a thread. Thats a recipe for disaster
>>573348105do it yourself or shut the fuck up faggot
>>573330828>>573330918>>573334918>>573340190>>573340831>>573340917>>573342821>>573343357>>573346049>>573346715HISHI AMASEXOOOOO
