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>>573372798Yaeno Muteki
Bamboo Bread!
this is the second day I wake up and the rickey theme is playing in my headFUCK OFF CYGAYS I DON'T NEED YOUR MIND PROPAGANDAdon't play ads on my dreamsI DO NOT CONSENT
Hello friends!!!
Wow
>>573372798
>>573372925Shy Chevalcchi cute...
>Finemo chain always finishes>NN chain never finishes>Swap these 2 cards in places>Suddenly NN chain speedrun before first year
>>573373068
Tachyon LOVE
>>573373081is tanabata more romantic than valentine's day in japan?
>>573373219fuck off reddit
>>573373068Konbanwa babydachi-dono.
ryan LOVE
>>573373376I hope she slips and cracks a tooth.
>Autoplay in 15 days. ...
>>573373424But why?
>>573373296Tachyon will always be /here/
I think I miss mantblazer because I'm unemployedSpending hours on runs helped with passing time through the dayNow that I can use up all my TP in one hour I have too much time with nothing to do
rare haru urara head on
>>573372798Attention!The Grass Wonder Memorial Kinen will be held on Saturday August 8 at 6pm EST.One uma entry per anon that must conform to ONE of the following rules>the entry must be any Grass WonderOR>the entry must use a Grass wonder support card in their support deckOR>the entry must have Grass Wonder as a parent or grand parentThe track and conditions will be: Nakayama 1600 M, Right Handed, Good Conditions, Cloudy, Summer, Great mood.I would appreciate it if future bakers would add the above information to the OP
Love your Bobo!
>>573372798Uma needs more uma kissing each otherhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/H1C4QhvUIpY?feature=share
skuaimar dozo
>>573373676
>>573373649Get a job, bum.
>>573373728Sweepy doesn't have pubic hairs yet
>>573373792Jobs are for servants. What anon needs is a vocation.
I wanna blaze your track
>>573373649you can play other games
Starting to see runaways win rooms. Worrying.
Another one to the list
As a trainer, I'm a little dense and can't read between the lines. I'm also really bad at catching hints, no matter how obvious they are. Which trainee is for me?
mare umanko
>>573373868What if his vocation is to be a servant?
>>573374032ramonu
>>573373987Elon Musk plays uma?
>>573374045Then anon needs to get fitted for a classic maid outfit and work hard (if necessary) to gain the appropriate physique to show it off appropriately.
>>573374037Dober would do this.
>>573373868What separates a job from a vocation
I WANTED TO LOSE TO GLUE A RUNWHY ARE YOU WINNINGI WANTED MY 250K FANS
>>573374032Gold City
>>573374245did laisu just die or what
>>573374032Gold CityRubyRamonu
>>573374330She got 2nd by 1L
>>573372798Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>573374245It is kind of hilarious that the one Sprint CM that Brian would not have had to do Tenno Sho for because of MANT had MANT shot and killed before she could compete
orenjis
>>573374408catched youyou only race laisu if you pick easy modeif you wanted to lose career you'd have picked hard mode and raced mcqueenyou wanted brian to win and now you're humble bragging haha
ExcelUma (26/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>into spreadsheet autismClub ID588536995please reply with your ID here or have /uma/ on your profile so we can identify (You)
>>573374468Kute Kris
>>573374541I wanted to lose career because i didn't hit sprint A during second inspiration...
>my danchou still hasn't appeared after MANT died
Do you think McQueen gets jealous that Gold Ship constantly titmogs her?
>>573374627Mambro...
>>573374037dumber doesn't have allat
>>573374627See >>573374468
3 cards on speed + 3 arrows vs 2 cards on wit + 2 arrowsWhich one would you click?
has it been a week since mant died already
Boy feet
I shouldn't have clicked that
>>573372798Cute Yaeno
>>573374932sighhhhhguess I'll jerk off to Seiun Sky again
Your gift is here
>tfw 45k and 100 support card ticketsAm I gonna make it bros? Is MLB Tachyon within reach?
>>573375204yes
>>573375078Have fun, anon.
>>573375114can i ask for a refund
>>573375295they cost 3 gold cleats gwo
>>573375114Thats not my bro...
>>573375295Just don't donate. It's that easy bwo
>>573375304Going straight to Epsatono Island
give me your dirt sashes you chuds
Digitan LOVE
>>573375295
Aoba Sho's trophy looks like a crystal dildo wtf
>>573375295I'm not a schizo....
>>573375538No!
>>573375295I do it to piss off broke ass niggas like you specifically i actually have 400 of them
>>573375472Is the sleeve over the head some sort of Umamusume mating ritual? Why would they do it to their adult trainers?
>>573374554>exceluma is B rank alreadyThey grow up so fast...
>my trainer is a poorfag
/uma/ I'm coming back into this game after MANT made me quit and I need helpI have 41k carats and 70c card tickets, is my goal to MLB Tachyon and hope I pull at least one Light Hello? And what should I do with my 1.5 anni SSR pick? I have MLB Kita and 2LB Creek with a rainbow shard ready to go. I do not have FineMo
Furasshu
>can no longer get free tenno sho (spring) sash now because clubmates have figured out to not instinctively click donate to all button right after reset
>>573375813yes you dump it all on 400 pulls for TachTicket you probably use on creek but if you get spooked by cb wit she's a good target too since she's good at lb1
>>573375813use ticket in SC after you do your tachyon pulls in case she spooks you and forget about her, she comes only at lb3 anyways so you are covered in stamina for years.You technically can MLB tachyon, but you probably are gonna end up using that crystal
>>573375813>I do not have FineMo
Thank you bamboo memory for letting us add to the list of umas whose story revolves around getting (figuratively) fucked by oguri during her career.
>>573376052get Tpulse'd lol
>>573376052Oguri Cap killed millions...
gyaruzensky
>>573376052Post the list
GUYS I NEED JBC LADIES CLASSICS SASHES HAND EM OVER
Spurting in Oguri Cap as in peak
>>573374932I am SO tired of her sexy bullshit. I swear to fuck, I will rape her mouth into eternity and marry her.
sex with Urara
would it be too late to get mrcb in her rerun banner with super creek? I can ticket her or be enslaved to borrows...
>>573373006you will pull for feng shui uma, and you will like it
>>573376278I bet she asked Helios to teach her the ways of the gyaru and join her clique, but she got rejected because of her age.
>>573373675i love the fat fuck so i will put in my calendar otherwise i will forget about it
I am employed.
>>573376493hi employed
>>573376463sure you do bro, that's why you're malding about 2 sashes lmao
>>573375295Just let him go 0/10, how dumb is your club that you are having a melty its been like a week since the update
>>573374554hope you guys get the club full soon
>>573373006Rickey!
I hate gyarus. Which Uma wife is for me?
>>573376659Shichi
NYOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT REQUEST SASHES!!!!! I ---HAVE TO--- CAP MY DONATIONS AT RESET I CANNOT LOGIN LATER TODAY I SNEED THEM ALL RIGHT NYOW!!! I CANT BUY THEM I CANT JUST NOT CLICK ON REDEEM ALL SAAR STOP REQUESTING THEM I'M GETTING BRICKED 2 DIRT SASHES AT A TIME!!! (I OWN NO DIRT UMAS BTW)
i don't even do my 10 donations anymore
>>573376052Bamboo is the one that get fucked the most since she's also a miler like Oguri (the rest of Oguri's rivals are mostly medium umas). It's a good thing that she retired late and raced together with Sprinter's Story gang few times.
>>573376493Congrats, Anon. Now you'll have more money to spend on horse waifu gambling
>>573376659Gold Ship
>>573376364No, but your alternatives are Sweep Wit or waiting until Ramonu
>>573376659Tosen Jordan. If you hate gyarus, you will have the best hate sex ever with her. Also, free ass burgers at all times.
What's wrong with requesting sashes
>>573376759Gotta help future dirtbros with their Rickey stashes
>>573376286dicta strikeryaenoardanwhatever Obey Your Master's IRL name was since I forgotbamboomiscellaneous racehorse that existed at the same time as her #4285
>>573372798First rate club Basashi (850734315) has one spot left for new members. We're pretty chill with no club drama. We may or may not hit A someday, but we'll always be first rate, and you'll never have to worry about doing fan runs.If you're interested, send a join request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your description or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.
>>573377084Shoes are much easier to farm. Don't really care though - I just don't donate the ones I need.
>>573377084I physically cannot not click the redeem all button due to my indian ancestry
She said the thing
>Leap Forward hint from Urara explosionIt's really that simple
>>573377113I will never help fr*ntniggers
Some of the skills that will start appearing soon say things like "Pace chaser, mile" as conditions.Does this mean you need the two of them at the same time or is it just either
What would it be like to be the only son in a family full of Uma daughters?
>>573377378Top notch pillows...
Super Creek is too beautiful
>>573377391Both conditionsSlash means either condition
>>573377378I need some royal milk...
>>573377346I think blues gives aptitude skills sometimes too, unlike old unity it gave it all the time. I got end closer savvy from Urara when training an end closer
>>573377747Read Urara's hints. That's why.
>>573377747Because Urara doesn't give you skill hints usually
>>5733773467 and you don't get S
>>573377378Do it for her
>join public lobby>my karen gets beaten by two huge oguri caps on each side>somehow that's hot
>>573377415Probably like older brothers. They would tease and roughhouse but if another uma or ningen women tried to mess with you they're gonna gang up on them.
I groomed Curren Chan
I ate Curren's choco gift for one more run...
>>573377415Prime trainer material, please visit tracen.jp and sign up for early tutoring lessons.
Got mid rolled to hell, BUT I got the method. Ayabe WILL be viable
>>573378271Curren grooms you
How is it 4 sprint in other 2, 2 power 2 guts.
>>573378594>SpurtAnon, turn her into a late
>>573378416I swear Grok hates koreans it's always that language that makes ridiculous translations
Maybe throne is not that bad in unity
>>573378732But…my sprint sparks….
>>573378191My older brother always joined them in roughhousing me.
>>573378594>prudent, ignited witbro...
pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero
>>573379064Obviously that Ayabe isn’t going to be used. I just needed to essentially ‘route’ how I was going to build her as a sprinter
>>573379120basedbasedbasedbasedbased
>>573378909I'm sure you can spare one GP like me...
CM Status?
>End Closers can't win Sprint Races bro I swearhttps://youtu.be/VbQ0huuhqoM
please dont fuck me up please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please
there's a gyaru character in bunny garden 2 who has the same VA as jordan and i just shot ropes to her
>>573379260Nah. We vibing with Daring/Rushing/Prof/NSM/Unity spd skill
How do y'all deal with your oshi being Iesbo? I keep having intrusive sh thoughts
>>573378895Of course it is, Throne is still a really good card.The only reason it becomes bad is due to the scenario tax pal/group system. But it will always be a good card in the first 3 scenarios. Well, depending on your deck and growth rates, SSR Riko will still be better for long and medium in Unity.
>>573378732nta, is end closer rly that hopeless? i thought ayabe end would be alright since u can get end closer straight/corner hints in unity but i havent done a lot of room match testing (and i also didnt go for nothing ventured)
>>573379792they just don't have good accels for a sprint, spurt working or not makes ends be decent or not in a cm, this is not one of these where it works.
>>573379354My loyal dog is so cute and strong!
>>573379571Bro, your OYL?You are gimping yourself so hard by not running her late.
>>573379372no OYL....................... I'm never training an F aptitude shitter again
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>573376278Diamonds
>>573379792Unity bursts don't give style/distance hints anymore, the pool is always the card's set of skills
I wish CM teams were bigger, I wish TT teams were biggerI wish I had more reasons to use every uma I own because I love all my umas
should i be running non-goal G1s in unity?
>>573375295>resident schizorude
>>573380323i was referencing the secret event for her which wasnt available in mant
kitawife
>>573380659worst v sister
>>573380364They're the best source of sp, do them if you don't have good trainings
>>573380056I’m running pace/late/end. I will focus on a late surger that has actually decent sprint affinity, so I can go all in on Ayabe at the moment
i can afford this only if tariffs weren't a thing :(
>>573379792If you decide to suffer through looping leap forwrad for your parents, they are usable. But without that skill it's rough for them
>>573380735The V Sister for (You)
holy
Vivlos WOULD do this knowingly
>>573381213Smooch?
>>573381213>wit Bourbon bro Kita already comes with TTL
> Try to do some powmaxxing for max acceleration with the new power conservation whatever> Loses to anything with better accelsLol. Was worth a try.
>>573381331why do you want it so badly>>573381375unity is a hint scenario
>>573381246VivlASS
>>573381375>expecting thinking from Umama
>>573381545Fellas I think I love Verxina
>>573381435You give them to everyone
[-]
>>573381579
>>573381454well, should have known better than replying to that troon retard
>>573381589nyo..
>best fuku run of my life>Actually gets sprint S>More power than I've ever seen>Not a single one (kita, finemo, or daiwa) of my SSR chains finishesI'm sorry fuku... I believed in you but your friends abandoned you...
pace groove is...le good?
>>573381695based based based based based based based based based
>>573381714That's true though
>>573381745always was
love umas
>>573380578I wish the game rewarded my uma's secret events like this...
Are these nigs even trying to hit S rank or did they give up already
>>573379909Cute inu musume!will you spark?
>>573381961Hors love.Golshi can be a cutiepie too.
Uh oh melty
>>573380659Sexiest V sister
>>573382104when have they ever aimed for s rank
>>573381961What the fuck is a love
>>573382271After the avatarfag joined them
>>573382070def a contender for the dickpull list.....
how many points do we get post ura finale in unity again?I think I will reach 1200 power, but not 1200 wit unless I do wit training, but I get a bit more SP training speed for the burst.... which way anons?I got fast learner and all events finished so...
>>573382312he didn't join them to hit s rank
>>573382271Umama joined them because they wanted to hit S rank
>>573382250>he tamed golshiWhat a boss
>>573382276Loves Only You!
>>573382312I think you check this shit more often that any of us does.
Look at this duuuude
>>573382342
>>573382104holy flatties
>>573382348Do not gamble, wit.
>>573382424so incredibly smoochable......
>>573382376this is wrong.>inb4 he said he wanted to help other clubsthe goal was probably only to hang out with v on discord
>>573382482
>>573382104Wait we're aiming for S rank?
>>573382376we wanted to hit S rank (Schizo rank) that is why umama joined. We don't really wanna hit S rank for the club with so many flatliners/low earners
>>573382548So umama lied to everyone in this thread...?
I did 2 cope aces (king is my tt uma) and wanna test them393764403937644039376440
>>573382580STOP! Your propaganda is working and I still have carats left for oshi pulls in my plan....
I'm ashamed of myself. I strive to be obuhi cap but I can only stomach 1 breakfast burrito and I feel like puking
>>573382793
>>573382409flash is a very pretty horse
>>573382895Handsome indeed
>>573382775
>>573382750>late heavy lobbyholy
Big head
>>573382409Why are they feeding him a sliver of a carrot like thatI thought he was sucking on a drink from a cup looking at the thumbnail
>>573382793It takes forever for her to come out. You have plenty of time to save.
>>573383067Who is holding Biwa I can't see who's behind her head
>>573382748>liedhe posted that idea about helping "anonymously" in the thread while in /uma/ club and everyone said it was a misguided idea. nobody announced anything about anything at any point he just moved clubs for his own reasons, probably v and dramafarming uma&co.(You) however don't need to make drama out of a nothingburger random thought someone had once or twice.
>>573383152oh my fucking god sorryI really am not in good mental today I forgot to censor
>>573383171
>>573383346Kino
How the fuck do I always manage to join lobbies in which I get doxxedThis is the 3rd or 4th time this has happened
>>573383152I really need to redo my groove for sprint S huh
>still missing kitasan for my spica comp
>>5733832821st results on the left 2nd results on the right>>573383380sorry.
>>573383380Muv Luv anon...
>>573383569It's fine since it was an honest mistake. Shit happens bro, hope you start feeling better soon.
https://x.com/tinyresa/status/2074554030945345732i lol'd
>>573383569Thanks for the room gwochacho, hope you feel better soon
>>573382862https://poal.me/dtgl1vhttps://poal.me/dtgl1vhttps://poal.me/dtgl1v
>>573382862This thread needs to be bigger, and so do you.
>>573382775>>573382996Good stuff
>>573383719
More rooms.Give me more rooms
>>573372798When is CinGray season 2 getting announced already so that I can see this cutie animated in a show?
>>573383851She's already in season 1
>>573383569>pace wins late heavy lobbiesnyoticing
>>573383841Sure619868426198684261986842
Is it possible to gustmaxx on this cm?If so, what are the bare minimum requirments to gutsmaxx unity?I only have the f2p and the sr cards
>>573384157you're better off just maxing speed/power/wit in unity
yanderes are cringe
BY A NOSE?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TAIKI YOU ALMOST HAD HER
>>573384042thanks for the room. I'm not that invested in this cm so I hope for B finals atleast
>>573384042Thanks for the room. I now know that the B sprint Ayabe I shat out a few minutes ago is terrible
>>573384276I dunno, Gold City yandere does something to my dick.
>>573384157It's very possible and actually the best strategy, but you probably need at least some good wit cards.Also to get Sprint S, this one would win some races if she had it, but always falls a few meters short.
>>573384276Shichi wouldn’t do this
>>573384042You know, I was going to say that I'd host until Kawakami won a room... Not like I actually said it, so here's more846896248468962484689624>>573384417>>573384295You're welcome bwos
>>573384276City would do this and then rape you
>>573384276
>>573384543Kawakamichad.... I kneel.I'd run her too if I had her. She's cute.
>>573384276gold city would daydream about doing this but in reality she would just cry herself to sleep because she's never imagine the ugly bastard traina would actually get a gf
>>573384276need a woman like thisespecially if after this she then forcely shut my mouth and rapes me
>>573381213jesus what a click
>>573384467>ayabe, neicha and bakushinFuckAre those replaceable? The only guts mlb I don't have is AyabeI have finemo and a lb0 bakushin though, but doubt that's gonna make the cut
Guys what honse is the most worth to get 3rd star on?Pic related.
>>573384721Pasa for dirt or Mambo is really strong.
>>573384721Ryan for parenting purposes. The others would all be oshi picks since their uniques arent worth passing down.
>>573384721Whoever makes your dick harder
>>573384276I'm not listening to anyone who's dressed like that.Get a better outfitl, girl.
>go to a random public lobby >Ayabe gets a fucking win?????>>573384721Jesus Christ get Ryan to 3 stars. Her ult is vital to late and Ends
>>573384543Bakushin'd417898904178989041789890>>573384646EXTREMELY cute, I need to make a better one, been having shit luck with inspos... Want to run her and Kingu together...
https://twitter.com/szykkz/status/2074817264378142858
Ryan it is then, thanks torena sans
>>573385051Curren does this for me
>>573385051Please refrain from posting further images of my cute little sister.
>>573385063Rickey suddenly seems much more (a)cute
>>573384716Ayabe is bretty good. You can take Haru but the 0 starting friendship is a bitch imo. I mean, you can replace everything and just get worse stats I guess.
Oh Rickey you're so fineYou're so fine you blow my mindHey Rickey! Hey Rickey!
>>573385251I'd rather she blow something else of mine
Thinking about how I can get parents from shitty umas to train for free soonlike Ryan>but it's le 10% worse than organic parentswho gives a shit nigga
>>573385212True and I also forgot Bakushin is a roamer so I'll replace that Ayabe with another card I have and use a borrow for Neicha thanks anon
There's no point in continuing. Since they're wlw, my trainees would just abandon me like every other person in my life. Out of the 100+ umas not a single one would be an exception. Fat western d*kes won just Iike Cygames intended. My spirit has been broken.
>>573384998>EXTREMELY cute, I need to make a better oneI made this one and I think she won 1 test out of 20. I think lates are just fucked this CM.
>>573383346TAZUNA STORY ARC WHEN
>>573385362So dramatic
>>573384998>Pace MANT HishiamaHuh, well that's something854014318540143185401431>>573385408Unfortunately that's just the usual late experience, plus this is Pace territory... My Kingu wins very rarely too, quite sad honestly
disgusting
>>573385538
>>573385362While you are doomposting, I'm going to suck on Dia's nipples. A deal's a deal, after all.
>>573385339>parent running shit umas>not using autos to bondmax those you care aboutngmi
I want to play uma at work but my shitty A16 gets too hot and the game lags.
>>573385527guess I'll farm some flower parent cope runs and make a fuji tomorrow to replace my TT kingthank you again
>>573385309you mean your gale, right?
>>573385051Tonguing my cute imouto's butthole and umanko
>Testing my aces for sprint>Taiki wins 2/3 races>King wins 1/3 races>Nishino flower cannot win at allAdvice needed anons, I know that head one, light as a feather and aptitude S are something that would improve her, but are these such a big flaws that she cannot win a single time? Something has to be fundamentally wrong with this one
>>573385845>sprint A
>>573385845beeline burst and straights does not help with midrace much so maybe thts why?
>>573385362it's true. cygames has engineered the downfall of heterosexuals, truly this is our straight descent. your only option is to transition. im sure with some meticulous measures you'll become prepared to pass.
>>573385845She has a perfectly timed .4 accel for her unique, she does not need more accel
NO NO NO NO NO STOP BUILDING LATES THEY ARE BAD KEEP BUILDING PACES STOP STEALING MY BACKLINE
Anyone get Uma working on Linux? I was considering jumping to Mint but I keep seeing people saying Uma just gets a white screen on Linux.
>>573385910been winning with no problem at all with a taiki and king that have sprint A>>573385934might be, I should fish more corner skills I guess?
>>573385845Replace straightaways / countermeasure / beeling with groundworks and 2 greens
>>573385994Are you Sirius?
>>573385845You have three mid game skills, two of which everyone has, you don't have sprint S, that is all.
>>573385527Very tear inducing top 3Last one for now214049052140490521404905>>573385763No problem!
>>573385538Puffy
it would have been better if i just shut up, huh?
so should I make pace or late aces?
>>573386319Late. Front and Pace are boring.
>>573377475my wife
>>573386089actually this is something I noticed in taiki, I got fast learner with her and could spare groundwork, now she does straight descent + groundwork + intimidate and gets a bit ahead most of the time
>>573386319Beeeeeeee yourself
>>573384721Fuku!
>>573386170No need, Kita. Some madlads managed to port GTA3 to the Dreamcast. That opens up the possibility for more backward ports to it in the future.
>>573386319pacelates are for shitters
>>573385538"Sprinter"
>>573385910S does not matter much gup
>>573386164One more slot!
>>573386387Why are you still awake Nase?
>>573386435What is she so happy about?
>>573386319Late because there are going to be 6 other paces in the room all trying to proc SFV and Budding Blossom
>>573386389In a CM where 70% of the room is gonna be pace chasers and the winning condition is being 3rd or 4th, it helps. Of course you can also overshoot, but that's better than undershooting.
>>573386683She spotted her trainer-san
>>573386683She managed to convince her Torena that going out to dinner tonight will be a good luck charm for tomorrow's race. Next she's going to use the hand-holding ritual on him.
she budding blosson on my head-on till i shooting for victory
>>573386767She already does the handholding spelling
Air Groove cute….
Can we start bullying all Fukutards
>>573386164Peak as in cap, cap as in peak, triumphant as in pulseThanks everyone for joining, seems like my Kingu is shit out of luck today...
>>573387085Wanna try your luck?
Oh my god I forgot about her fetish for cleaning her trainer’s apartment
>>573387150Sure. 4 and you kill yourself7 and i kill myself
>>573387020I think it would be super lucky to hold Fuku's hands while fucking her in the missionary position (you took her back to the Torena dorm to celebrate.) She's also in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>5733872407 and you gotta be nice to all of us for a whole day!
>>5733872407 and I rape you 4 and Shiraoki rapes you
>>573387215she will find out the used condoms
>>5733872408 and i fuck your favorite uma
>>573387240>>5733872157 and you both killyourselves for the sake of the thread and shiraoki-sama
GET ZERO
>>5733871504 and you die tonight
heh seven
7 and everyone has to look at this cute girl.
> Umalator not updated> Card tier list not updatedBuncha bum website owners, not even the AI revolution saved us
6 7 and helios waheys into your dreams
>>573387215>A beautiful Stress Relief Method?I mean Groove can still use her trainer for that baka
7 and you love FukuAnd roll for Bamboo Memory
7 and Suzuka sits on my face
i need the 3rd activator for groundwork do i pick standard distance (on a fucking sprint) or focus (le diceroll)
>put whatever decent sprint parent as star umamusume>100 club points of the last 3 daysYeah, I should've done this before
>GL is all about friendship trainings>Throne constantly gives you friendship on any training>Somehow that's bad in GL
>>573387694Standard
>>5733876327 and I marry Fuku Any other number and I’m free to marry someone else
My trainee started to act weird after I told her about the fake rings trainers wear for some reason.
>>573387694standard
5 and my trainee breaks into my room tonight7 and it's tazunaelse, golshi is taking me to a deserted island
>>573386562>S sprint wins double than A sprintYour gaslight doesn't work anymore
>>5733871507 and this Fuku in particular >>573386683 will suffocate me with her fukutits
>>573387727My 9 speed 7 medium pasa has been getting 100 club points since I slapped her on, feels good
>>573387731Go run throne then in GL if it's so good
>>573387897holy fuark
>>573387939You unironically could if you did not have to run Light HelloYou will be running Throne for the first GM CM
>>573387520The AI revolution was only allowed to make (You) more subservient and dependant on (((Their))) infrastructure and kill independent artists/workersIt's working as intended, and umalator might be another victim
7 and I die in my sleep tonight
>>573387880>persephone>not phermone
Orange umas must stand together
>>573387897Well good on you
>>573388058rolling this for myself (please work)
>>573388029Yeah but guess what, you have to run LH. So the whole what if scenario is pointless
why are there no mechanics to convert excess stamina into accel or some shit like literally burn your fat you fatty
>>573387896that just means your umas sucked enough that 0.5 L was the difference
>>573387848You stupid Toreina, now nice nature is gonna let slip that you’re single to the entire student body
>>573388212they'll get added later
7 and everyone in this bread loses finals
>>573388165True enoughIf Cygames is smart they push up the Ancestors banner and combine it with Ramonu so we never have to see Throne again after this CM
>>573388241You mean they're gonna... bully me for still being single? This is like high school all over again.
>>573387897Deserved.
7 and you do a MANT run
>>573388212we have a skill that you can use for that RIGHT NOW
>>573388058Shiraoki says you are not allowed to die yet.
I'm a chud. Which umas are for me?
>>573388212Eventually
>>573388290I agree but there's no precedent of them fucking with banner timing. Not saying it's impossible but I'm not counting on it
7 and you masturbate to Air Shakur
>>573388496Special Week
>>573388212
>>573388212https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30099-ikuno-dictusborrow the card
>>573388451Will my horse shit her pants and die if I use this in sprint with 300 stam
>>573388562They could set the precedent with upcoming Pearl double runIt would be silly to give up two weeks of revenue just to stick to a schedule with no gain to their playerbase when they could be doing something to draw in newcomers
>>573388506>>573388652was thinking more towards the shorter distances so that stam is not literally a dead stat after a certain value desu
>>573388742the pearl rerun was because of a bug iirc, it wasnt rerun on other servers
>>573377084It doesn't matter to me, but it always seems like the requests are for things that people don't want to farm. I have been skipping every donation request for items I need unless I have a surplus.
How do I rig my PC to explode when I die? Uma musume.
>>573388756Your guts bwo?
>heatwave is coming back next week.Damn.
>>573387848dense trainers deserve to be raped
>>573388976It already came back here but it's not as bad as last time and nights will be cool
>>573388438coming inside fillies and having multiple kids
>>573388212That’s not how it works dumbass. If that’s how it worked then marathon runners would dominate every race
>5 runs>10 inspirations>ZERO sprint spark procsI've seen GP unique proc so many times, yet not a single sprint?
>>573389213
>>573387443I think it's ok for idols to date their producers and umas to date their trainers
>>573388756Well that would kind of defeat the purpose of sprints. Any stam mechanic would either be too powerful for sprints, thus turning them into not sprints, or be pointless. Part of the the strategy is to optimize away as much stam as you can, too. Mainly with power sparks so you don't have to actually click power.
>>573389338>producerDoes anyone still have that webm of an Uma seiyuu saying producer-san instead of trainer-san during a concert?
>>573389338Idols are for their old and wealthy fans
Team Majestic Mammaries
>>573389264bwo you're supposed to get Turf S...
>>573389456That is P-chan>>573389437I know what you're talking about but I can't find it
Which whey, western man?
>>573389512I need sprint A...
>>573389505
imagine producers fucking our umas behind our backs
maybe I should remake my suzuka without oonige
>>573389629I want Dantsu's dairy protein straight from the source
>>573389505double paizuri
>>573374174You need a vacation filled with sex
>>573389629dommy mommy>>>gentle mommy
>>573389737NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>573389505Team French Jockey
>>573389338Too bad Falco will never confess to her trainer
>>573389853>literally has a cat outfit>never in cat tier list
>>573388976Fucking hell, not again. Those 2 weeks in June already killed me. My retarded landlord doesn't allow ACs and I can't move away from here.
>>573389737>no noodles>no meatWhat a shitty hotpot
>>573389629I forgot to drink my shake today, thanks for the reminderhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF8WNheLQzQ
How many lightbulbs does it take to change a Danchou?
>>573388976>>573389190>>573390023>28/16, 29/18, 29/17>HEATWAVEBitch that's a NORMAL FUCKING SUMMER
>request song on jukebox>return to home screen after spending my rp>npcs have already changed the songPieces of shit
FUCK YOU OGURI MY KENTUCKY BABE WINS AGAIN
>>573388976What an awful time to be someone that works outside. Fuck.
>>573390240It's a bit hotter than that here but it's fine compared to June
>>573390240Yes, those temperatures would be normal. But that's not what we're going to get here.
>>573390240After buying an ac I just want an excuse to turn it on. Even if its just 30C.
>>573390252>>573381695
>>573390475never say that to your trainee.
>>573389737
>>573390461 >>573390479>GermanWhat region is that? Mine seems super chill, much to my surprise after all the panic people made. Guess my region is slightly above the top of the wave, so I'm mostly safe.>>573390480I mean, I'd use mine as well if I had one... next year I'll finally get one, when they aren't all sold out by panic buyers :^)
>>573390479where in Germany do you live? It's just going to me low-mid 30s here
>>573390042Retard
>>573390240>he doesnt know
>70 degrees It’s so hoooooot
>>573390765you're hotter
>charming turn 4>fast learner>fail tenno sho springhaha based
That's a lot of anons that have been kidnapped by Flash.
>>573390765Let's take a bath together then.
>>573390706fusu
>>573391035She and her lovely family treat me well, giving me plenty of EXCELLENTLY made self baked bread, alongside other things. Couldn't be happier.>>573391114Fuso creatura!
>>573390479Don't die on us, anon!
>>573391035Kidnapping implies I wasnt willing to go along
>>573391035She needs to RELEASE me already
>>573391114
>>573388976>Eurocucks can't have AC because uhhh... ummm... errr...
>>573391341because power is 1. expensive and 2. no one makes anything easy to install for rent people, only expensive big stuff for stores and one family homes that can afford to drill holes and such
>>573391460stop replying to bait eurobro
post something cute
>>573390671It's mostly in France, UK, Spain and Italy
>>573391341>install AC>use it for 20 days a yearSo worth it!
>>573391557>>573391667>It's mostly everyone, except for the based placesHeh... nothing personal, britcucks
>>573391720Are you poor?
>>573391720AC have both cooling and heating
>>573391743Okay, Icelander.
>>573391667Mon dieu....
>>573391667>g*rmans were having a melty over 25° lmao
>>573391861Each house already has a heating system
>>573391880Bro I fucking wish I was either that, a fin or something similar, simply because I much prefer the cold than the summer, always have.>>573391958When you scroll up, "germans" were having a melty over another 40c heatwave, just like they were last heatwave as it reached 41
Fellow Eurobros, what are we going to do? Does anyone know any ways to keep cool without an AC?
>>573391985so why you don't have a cooling system too?
>>573391720>complain constantly about how hot it is and how you're dying from the heat>"erm install something that will help me? nyo way i would barely use it i will just continue bitching"
>>573391667Hitler's revenge...
>>573391307I wish they'd doodled a fusu vs dark fusu like the Gentildonna wedding event
O shit
>>573391341Genuinely just a stubborn boomer thing. It's not hard and not that expensive either.
>>573392190LIAR
>>573392190>151KBLying WHORE
>>573391720I turn on the AC the entire 90 days of summer. I live in a third world country and am constantly amazed about how Europoors are this poor. Although it's kind of expected when they willingly give most of their income to sustain geriatric leeches instead of allowing the young workers to flourish.
>>573392225>23% failure rate
>"Kann ich eine Klimaanlage in der Wohnung installieren?">Genossenschaft: "Ja, kein Problem.">Scheißteuer, aber Klimaanlage wird gebaut>1 Monat später>Baupolizei: "Der Kompressor auf Ihrem Balkon stört das Stadtbild! Sie haben diesen bis 31.07. zu entfernen, ansonsten werden strafrechtliche Verfahren eingeleitet."Pferdemädchen.Yes, German, because Flash has amazing tits.
>>573391720>Option A: install something that you'll only use 20 days our of the year>Option B: literally die of heatstrokeI heard Yuros were retarded but damn, isn't the death toll over like 1000 now?
>>573392382I'm alive though?
>>573392327Sex mit den Titten von Flash
fuck, now I gotta lock in
>>573392301
>>573392327>Baupolizei: "Der Kompressor auf Ihrem Balkon stört das Stadtbild! Sie haben diesen bis 31.07. zu entfernen, ansonsten werden strafrechtliche Verfahren eingeleitet."HAHAHAHAHA! BLAMIERT!It's not only shit like this that stops people from owning ACs, but also the simply fact that you NEED a hyper professional super mega certified forklift driver installer, no one else is allowed to install one. It's all so incredibly retarded and anti consumer I love it.
>>573392043Why didn't you invest in eastern Poland?
>>573392471>>573392327>>573392521my paizuri slave
>>573392302It hit and got a little extra
>>573392245>>573392276I will LIE AGAIN
How many carats are you expected to earn between the 1.5yr anniversary and Mejiro Ramonu release?
>>573391667billions must fry
>>573392043hide in the basement
>>573392659That's a pretty small gif.
>>573392735we get like a bit under 20k a month (depending on stuff like cm results, club rewards etc), so given that our scenarios are about 4 and a half months... like anywhere from 70-80k
big thonk
Hahahaha yes die Europoors die.
Europeans aren't allowed AC so that the lands can be given to the migrants who are used to the heat.
>germans get brought up>all the sea/sa and mutts start being racist as fuckuhhhhhh okay
Feels good to be an american
>mention ac>everyone loses their mindsKek
You can only respond to this post if you have an AC and have it nicely set to 70 degrees right now.
>>573391557Once you've seen the color grading weather channels used as recently as 15 years ago for the exact same temperature ranges, you just stop taking the "red and yellow to indicate inferno" seriously.
>>573393230>mention Machitan>MUN
acs are at least more useful than air fryers
>>573393297>right wing retard shows upOH BOY LETS GO NOW WE START THE REAL /pol/ AUTISM!
>>573393332Sounds like someone who doesn’t own an air fryer
Europeans have AC tho :)Affordable Care
>>573393332considering the temperatures in europe you can get the same effect of an air fryer if you just put something to fry on your window and there is some breeze
>>573393398
>>573393332Nah, microwaves a shit, air fryer is the future
American Uma Musume >>> European Uma Musume Sorry but our honses are hotter. Pic unrelated
Going back to MANT and wishing I could kill myself has proven I, in fact, do not like thinking at all. Groundbreaking discovery
>>573393614But I want to have sex with both Flash and Kris S
lost my UGinity to Kawakami...
kitasan moment
How are they going to translate "Merry Kris S" when the localizers don't like to acknowledge the word "Christmas?"
>>573393696Ah but see, look at how hot Taiki Shuttle and Grass Wonder are
>>573393748Smooch?
Any whorses?
>>573393783"Happy Holidays"
>>573393808punch.
>>573393861we have curren
>>573393783She is brown, so they can leave it as
>>573393741Shouldn't have slept through all of s2 then.
>>573393925Why not smooch
>>573393324MUN!
>>573393925gimme that punch
>>573393798Taiki is too stupid for me to see her in a sexual way and Grass is also leaning more towards cute than sexy imo....What other European umas even are there in game? The French NPC L'Arc ones?
>>573393783“HoliKrisS
>>573394001You can smooch her fist.
>Brian Blaze>Kitasan White>I forgorWho's the third one of the BIG THREE 2.0?
>>573394053Meisho Doto and Fine Motion are Irish.
>>573393783They are allowed to do it as long as they don't type "Christ". Maya says Chris-Maya in hers. Curiously, Satan isn't censored in the game, though....
SUPER STRONG
>>573394214Oh TRUE, completely forgot about those. Not huge on Doto, though FineMo is def one of my favorites. Idk if the 3 mentioned are the ones representing the continent then I have to give it the to the Euros....
I have ac in my car, does that count
>>573394162What about that French Tony one that Special Week told to fuck off?
imagine if he was a uma
HOOOOOOEEEEEEHHHHH
Are any of these cards worth using the gold crystal on? I have three of them.
>>573394162Pearl unironically, maybe top 1 if cygays drops evos
Take your trainee to the beach already, Torena.
>>573394561FUE
>>573393783Happy HolidayS
>>573394021MUN.
>>573394578obviously wait until the tachyon/light hello banner in 2 weeks but both sweep tosho and pasa speed would be good targets. Seiun wit as well who is coming soon
>>573393241i am responding because i want to be domianted by Grass
>found a double dom in sprint for the first time>he wonShould I be worried?
I'm already at the beach with my wife.
>>573394578sweep asap
Im playing GPolice on my emulation shitbrick while my TP recharges
>>573394743Oh goodness, I forgot about those banners. >>573394770Big sweeping inc...
>>573394739Machitan owes me paizuri
>>573394854I'm already out of borrows so I have nothing to do for the next 20 hours
>>573394739MAchitan owes me a baby
>>573394485cheval mignon
The game is fun again....for now
hag sex
>>573393332
Bros...permission to kill myself?
>>573394519>tranny localizer see this name in anger and pain, having to release the name AS IS as they're not allowed to change itperfect way to tell them to kill themselves
>got excited about random SRs i had so i used my gold crystals to MLB themdid i fuck up... i am getting EXTREME hints from these cards though it feels worth it.
kingu wuv
funny!
>>573393734based
>>573395310sex hag
>>573395654Cumming inside of Light Hello with all of my might
>>573395580
Fuji love.
>>573395620>try to explain to kawakami princess that princess fighter never raped her prince >she pulls out an ero doujin that depicts the raped prince citing it as official material >crash through the window while she explains
>>573395780
>>573395959they must be using that fatfuck skill
>>573395405
>>573395959I understand End Closers now.
>>573395737
Bourbon love!
>>573395795
I have to do MANT now because I have Dirt rotation on all my looping parents now and Unity cup gets worse if you race 30 times
>>573395959
>>573395901this nigga thinks he can outrun an umamusume
Friends!!Good night!!
>>573394474The funny part about this is that Doto is also Irish.
Why no World Cup today
can ningens outdo umas at anything at all?
fixed
Taishin love.
>>573396428
>>573396780whattafuck man
>>573395959man i love big fat asses
First try gave me garbage, this is the rerollGuess the blue and red
>>573396890Umazing!
>>573396890Luv me Bobot
>>573396692Sleep tight babydachi-chan
>>573396890ahogejob
>>573396273The wait for this hag will be painful..
>>5733970972* guts 1* pace
>>573397147Bourbon doesn't act like this.
cow love
Behead all localizers.
>>573397967Does Almond Eye act like this?
>>573397823She does for me though
>>573398205these are all fine
>>573398439harvest festival even sounds better imo
>>573398205'welcome to the Wild' is pretty good tho
>>573398205Cygames have their own localizers and they did a good job, MTL sounds like ESL shit.
Any Shakurs in the thread? My laptop suddenly turned off and now when turning on it blinks lights for half a second then turns off. Then tries to turn on again, blinks lights and turns off again..
>>573398205Bad.Decent.Ok.Bad.Bad.Good.Lol.Ok.Good.
>>573396780Might as well save for a trip to Japan.
bro is so bored he is rerunning the translation rant
>only starts to play the game after being called outSee. That's why I do it.
>>573398503JK Creek, my love
>>573399149ease up on the luv, bruv
Heard that there is an anniversary coming up, is that a good time to come back?
>>573399227It's what she wants. How can I resist?
WHY DID THE TEAM GIVE US TP POTS BASED OF USAGE UNANNOUNCED?
>>573399376yeah there's a human rights banner in light hello+tachyon in 2 weeks that launches with the new scenario (and will have free pulls)
>>573399376Yes, as long you have saved carats or are willing to reroll for the scenario tax
>>573399409No, just the thought grosses me out.
>>573399384she will drain you until you're naught but a raisin that was once a man
>>573399409Digitan
>>573399463Pretty sure I don't have many and I don't reroll.>>573399436>will have free pullsWell, that's good. I haven't played in a long time so it will be nice to hopefully get something.
https://poal.me/biou7nhttps://poal.me/biou7nhttps://poal.me/biou7nhttps://poal.me/biou7n
>>573399578LOVE
>>573399727well one of the cards on there (tachyon speed) is kinda mlb or bust like kitasan, so you're going to have to be very lucky
Is Ignited Spirirt Wit worth it for a front runner or can Ignore it for something else
>>573399806if you have prudent dd already you can ignore it
>>573399727How many carats do you think you have on your acc? If you can save starting now you'll have better chances to get more copies of both upcoming cards, if you have Kitasan Black that makes even better and you can cope borrowing Tachyon
>>573395539Nah, though Pasa speed SR and the upcoming ass-scratching Seiun wit SR are pretty solid. You'll probably come across enough of those if you didn't brick and pull enough on the Tachyon/Hello banner. But even outside that, no problem using those crystals now, especially since between Grand Live and Grand Masters, you should be pivoting to using 5-6 SSR decks anyway.
>>573399767Disgusting.
>>573397967forced to date your trainee
I FUCKING HATE SPRINTSLOP. MY RUNNERS ARE ALL GOOD BUT THEY KEEP GETTING FUCKED BECAUSE LITERALLY NOTHING PROCS AT THE RIGHT TIME
>>573400464>forcedAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*deep breath*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
Dating your trainee is bad
>>5733970973*power but 3* style pink
Trainers should date other trainers.
>>573399528Finally.. a good death.
slut
>>573399767cute and canon
I kinda find sprintslop boring, I did my aces in three runs so now what
>30 runs to get Suzuka with sprint S, 1300/450/1050/500/1300, groundwork, and acceptable skillsetshe'll probably never beat Curren or Taiki, but I can't do any more runs, gotta build my next two aces.
>>573400695aoi will nevah score.
>>573400695I would make Aoi the happiest ningen in the world
>>573400921I'm stupid and probably need to redo mine because oonige seems to job
>>573399793>>573400027I guess it doesn't matter now. I just tried to sing in to my account and it's just giving me a connection error.
>>573398640>good job>take same words, search synonym, send
>>573397474>>573400635Could've been worse I guess
>club stopped asking for long sashes>went back to requesting long shoesplease... I don't want to do long careers...
>>573400464You can't make me
>>573400961>your trainee hears about that
>>573400995Nevermind, it finally started working.
>>573400961your uma would rape you and ruin you before marriage
>>573401425How could longs possibly be a problem?
>>573401602>>573401680What if this is the exact reaction I wanted to provoke all along?
>>573401680>ruin you before marriageHow would she do that?
>>573401824She'd obviously make it so I could never come from ningen umanko ever again
>You die and reincarnate as a torena>You are stuck with Ryan as your traineeWWYD
>>573402145Marry Aoi
is min maxing sprint aces even worth it or are sprints too rng?
>>573402204Need a smooch first
>>573402204Depends on how much you value your time
>>573402005>ningen umanko
>>573402145Marry Ryan
>>573402145Sex, like Dober suggested
>>573402479do you want a reroll
>>573402559not allowed. he knew what he was signing up for. he gambled and lost
>>573402613this except won
>>573402145I don't think it would be that hard to convince her to change her hairstyle once we start dating
>>573402651I havent seen the CG arc with ryan in it so may be true
>>5734021451. change Ryan's haircut to something that actually flatters her2. convince her to use her S-tier /fa/ sense on herself, not just Dober, goddamnit3. wife Ryan immediately at the end of step 2.
>>573402790>S-tier /fa/ sensebroken clock is right etc etc
>>573402613All he has to do is grow her hair and he won in life with a /fit/ big tittied tradwife who'll bear your children, be cute, have fun and lots of bedbreaking sex
>>573402829you can't pick out Dober's summer outfit by accident. I think it's more likely she picks bad things for herself that are unflattering because she doesn't think flattering clothes would suit her.
>>573402917>>573402917>>573402917we're at almost no imaged and sank to page 5teio bweadthank you previous baker for updating the opnighty everyone
>>573402145Marry the hot spring ningen hag.
>>573402145absolutely nothing so Tazuna takes away the contract and I reroll the trainee
>>573402950>you can't pick out Dober's summer outfit by accident.you can
>>573403001>imagedimages*tired and dumb
>>573402847I don't think this picture looks very nice
>>573402145Date Tazuna
