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EWC 2026 going on, apparently
https://www.dota2.com/darkcarnival

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Wiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Game
News: https://dota2.com/news
Patches: https://dota2.com/patches
Updates: https://dota2.com/news/updates
Lore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Lore
For League players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lol
Bug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issues
X: https://x.com/dota2

>STATISTICS
https://dota2protracker.com/
https://dotabuff.com
https://opendota.com
https://stratz.com
https://stats.spectral.gg
Personal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/

>ESPORTS
https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Esports
https://datdota.com
https://dota2.com/esports
https://gosugamers.net/dota2

Previous: >>573050559
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first niggers for axe double dunk
https://youtu.be/fjadsVjecNw
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first for sheever huffing
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Buff Hoodwink
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DEER MILKIES
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first for SADBOYS
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>>573389065
>being this new
So what happened?
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>>573389158
Ench would be good because you'd get two different flavours
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>>573389304
is this new? don't think I have seen it before
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>>573389304
the size of her head at this point
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>>573389446
I just cropped it from the one from yesterday in case the mods got upset about almost seeing her nipples
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>>573389592
How big is your deer folder
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>>573389592
oh thanks i missed that post
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>>573388786
is anyone even watching this?
it should've been online tourney
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I fucking hate furries so much.
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>>573389685
Don't have one, they all go in the Dota folder
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>>573390130
we all hate hoodshit
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>>573390340
this
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>>573389304
>>573389592
Seeing Enchantress's nipples should be a basic human right
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The money and bones and are we the idiots voicelines are so lame. They just sound bad
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>>573389503
We need the other set to catch up
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>>573390130
>>573390340
Shoo shoo jew
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This is a furchad general.
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>>573390340
Hoodstinkers need to be removed forcibly
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>>573392139
Hoodwink event
Hoodwink game
Hoodwink thread
Hoodwink general
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reminder Hoodwink is r*ddit
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>>573391991
no wonder its so fucking dead
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>>573392832
>literally holds a 4chan post
>reddit has an uptick in hoodwink hate
Anon, are you retarded?
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>Neta has a blink
What the fuck...
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90% of these posts are from the 1kmmr furry pedo homo augur
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Want to play carry but don't really have the patience for 15 min queues
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We need a hedgehog hero.
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Mireska Sunbreeze, the Dark Willow.
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>>573394352
She's a proper cunt.
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>playing doto with my girlriend who hasn't played in forever
>starts yelling at the mid calling him a faggot
>instantly aroused
I don't know how to feel about this situation.
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>>573394352
Wouldn't be surprised if she ends up in the event, I imagine Ashley Burch is easy enough to get a hold of and she sort of fits the whole dark vibe
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>>573394572
Oh look at this guy, he's got a guuuuuuuuurlfriend.
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>>573394765
Burch is a nepo bitch and union, so unlikely. It's weird she hasn't voiced anything in Deadlock.
It was funny when Sony forced Mihoyo to add Aloy Snoy into Genshin back when it was a smaller game so they'd be allowed on PS, and they did, but out of spite they didn't even bother to get Burch for it, or acknowledge it as a collab, they just buried it.
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>>573394765
>ashley burch
I hope they never do anything with her ever again
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>>573395527
>>573395742
>I hope they never do anything with her ever again
Why?
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>>573396048
dumb bitch and she actively makes dark willow worse
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>>573396048
Something something Gamergate was the personal Vietnam for many a balding manchild now pushing 40.
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>>573392139
>>573392389
>>573392832
>>573393027
>>573393847
>>573389112
EWWWWWWWWWW, hood

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>573396381
Hoodwink won
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>>573396265
>dumb bitch
Okay but why would it matter what she's like outside of the projects she works on.
>she actively makes dark willow worse
How?
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>>573396332
I don't even remember her doing anything, just that a lot of ecelebs kept mentioning her
>>573396496
True.
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>>573396601
>How
by being a dumb bitch that voices dark willow
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>>573394352
Mireska "Human semen addict" Sunbreeze
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I haven't posted here or played Dota in over a year but I was still subscribed to that Dota 2 Powerpoints guy and his most recent video showed up in my feed. I decided to listen to it while I was cleaning my room and holy shit, that was the most concentrated amount of reddit I've heard in decades. He literally sounds like he's trying his best to sound like a redditor in order to mock them but no, he actually means it.
I actually cringed so hard that I couldn't finish the video and immediately unsubscribed from his dogshit channel.
Anyways that's my story, bye dotards.
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>>573393494
apologize
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Patch soon surely
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>specialist array TA
holy ivan retardation
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You now remember the comic where loli TA was fucked by creeps.
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>check arturito's stream
>half the chat is spamming free palestine
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>>573399706
I don't see you making any heckin' based 4chud videos.
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>>573400645
theyre baseding out because arteezy lived in tel aviv for a year when he was an infant
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>>573400746
>lived in tel aviv for a year when he was an infant
WTF WHY WOULD ARTEEZY DO THIS
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>>573394572
I'm sure hearing your BF's manly voice gets you all aroused faggot
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>>573389265
psg-lite
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>>573403321
>psg-lite
Not sure I understand.
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what does the next chapter unlock, sisters
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It unlocks my cock. The biggest reward the game has ever seen.
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>>573400534
specialist array is core on every ranged hero
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>>573404821
hush retard
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>>573403321
That was for the first one. The allcaps LMAO was for Anon not knowing who El-Ente was.
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>>573406356
>who El-Ente was
Doesn't ring a bell.
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How does it feel to play the single greatest video game of all time?
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>>573406852
pretty good ngl
im exciting to introduce the worst game ever to my kids
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>>573406356
my mistake
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>>573406852
It was the beginning of the end after 7.00. Before that, the greatest game ever made no doubt.
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>>573407274
then fuck off pal
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>>573407572
watch ur tone buddy
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balance patch this or next week
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>>573412283
New hero this week
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>>573394352
...will be the mother of my half-breed fae children that will be bullied in human school
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>>573412283
i know dunking on New Thing(tm) has always been a thing but literally what the FUCK did he mean by this
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>>573413029
trust the experts.
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>>573413029
computers and the internet have advanced extremely rapidly
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counter to nullifier as a broke ass support?
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>>573413459
team mates
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>>573414825
that's what I figured. I wanted to test lotus next time I launched the game but I doubt it works. I guess I could just bkb ghost scepter too...
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>Unlocks in """"""""""""""1 (ONE) DAY"""""""""""""""""
>"HEHE ACTUALLY IT'S 1 DAY+23 HOURS BECAUSE OUR SHITTY UI CAN'T DISPLAY MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
FUCK YOU VALVE NIGGERS
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>>573415864
I think you've been on the computer enough today, why don't you come out of your room to eat dinner with us?
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oh boy, im so excited to be able to grind more dota for free hats!
mom's gonna freak
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>>573416009
I haven't eaten with anyone since last Christmas :(
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I bet there will be a new balance patch before the general resurrection and final judgement
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>>573418523
there is a meal after the service every sunday in your local orthodox church
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man i hate games where it seems to be impossible to lose but you still cant win that bitch
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summers to hot
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>>573419052
if it were that ez the game would be trash
i feel your pain brother, went through one of those an hour ago
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>>573419397
More
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>>573419397
hoooLYYYYYYYY
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Playing on a small screen is a weird experience
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>>573419397
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>>573422018
Why does a lizard need a swimsuit
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>>573422226
To cover up
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>>573422226
Makes her more attractive.
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Wyvern canonically fucks human men
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Wtf did they do to ench
Last time I played her you would skill untouchable first and go solo offlane
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>>573422628
that's literally the definition of wyvern
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Do you know that you're a fucking weirdo if you are aroused by dragons and squirrels and shit? I bet none of you have ever gotten any pussy before.
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JUGGERNAAAAAAAAAAAUT
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>>573423321
who cares dude
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>>573415864
They put in a little tooltip that explicitly says Thursday July 9 though. You're just blind and retarded.
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>enemy AM ditches lane 5 minutes in because he died like 3 times
>plant an obs in their jungle by some empty camps I found and wait while invis
>minute rolls over and he shows up to do them
>ping him while he's 300 HP for help because I can't do enough damage (yet) before he blinks out
>250 HP
>200 HP
>guess I can do it myself
>Invoker lands a Sunstrike and kills him lmao
>he comes back to lane
>kill him
>he goes back to jungle, same place
>ping him
>Invoker Sunstrikes him again lmao
>plant an obs in their triangle
>he shows up there next
>Invoker Sunstrikes him before I ping him
>enemy team never recovers from having no carry all game
Hahahaha, I feel a little bad for the guy but that was hilarious.
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i'm drawfag but I can only do furshit. Sorry, bajs.
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>>573427041
>Hahahaha, I feel a little bad for doing my job
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sex with hoodwink
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>>573423321
This jit thinks that women aren't also attracted to dragons and monstermen
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>fermented cabbage
>sparts in oil
its dota time
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why the fuck would someone take turbo seriously
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you know the game is dead when they start propping up h*odwink
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ok this evening is terrible
play 2 premium games of the new cs season all lost
dota 3 ranked games all lost
fuck this shit i am gonna play a relaxing game of rust tomorrow
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>>573406852
>No Invoker Arcana
>No Storm Spirit Arcana
>No Sniper Arcana

Shit game.
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>>573433749
Why not? Dota is Dota.
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So new balance patch tomorrow? I'm sick of drow
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mason is losing it
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Prove to me that this isn't a dead game.
Name ONE gaming eceleb that plays Dota without being a full time dotard streamer.
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every match today was a forced loss.
unlucky.
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Dawnbreaker is such a dogshit hero. All she does is ult into -literally any- engagement, burns her 2 shitty spells and dies like a bitch.

Meanwhile Underlord can do the same stupid ass global initiations except now there's 2 huge as fuck AoEs of roots and a huge AoE of damage that has way more impact.

But then again I'm comparing an old Dota 1 hero to a nu-dogshit Campo Santo faggot Dota 2 hero so the gap in design quality is evident.
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>>573443702
New heroes are usually underpowered
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>>573443702
skill issue
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>>573442261
Mandalore
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bros I'm getting hardstuck at Divine and I don't know how to finish the climb to Immortal. it feels like I can't 1v9 even though I'm still better than most of the people in the lobby.
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Zyori status?
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>>573446206
Pick a global presence hero.
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>>573439285
Artistic depiction of my actual laning state vs Drow
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>>573428525
It was different kind of stomp, you know?
Felt like I was rolling a car over a cripple's legs because of how much we fucked him up for like 30 minutes straight, as opposed to fighting a normal guy and beating him up. It was still very funny every time he tried to leave his base and got jumped. But I could imagine how horrible it must feel, even if he deserved it for picking AM. Hope that never happens to me.
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that man dnmdota chat moves slows af with almost 1k viewers something not adding up
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>>573446153
source?
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>>573453868
IT WAS REVEALED TO ME IN A DREAM
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Yo, turbo players, which carries that usually build BF in ranked do you think should still buy them in turbo?
PA, troll and ursa I feel should go for a figthing build, but for AM, jug or void, I'm more conflicted.
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>>573455024
Maelstrom is probably enough, but you only need battlefury with a good reason, like against PL.
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these clown sets lowk ass ngl
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I'm a little squirrel
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>win lane
>lose game
classic
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>>573443702
Dawn is just a snowball hero. If you don't get one or two good rotations as soon as you have ult and a good lane the hero is useless and can't really play trailing from behind. Underlord on the other hand is more stable and scales while Dawn drops off massively as the game goes on. Noob safelanes also get owned ridiculously by Dawn on lane since her damage output and tankiness is pretty impressive whereas Underlord is not a bad laner but you just won't bully the safelane as hard
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I've never seen anyone buy Aghs on Oracle to see what the card thing does
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>>573443702
one of her best spells is the shitty hammer throw and pull back with a fire that does fuck all for damage, enough said
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holy morph vs tb game
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What behavior score should i aim for before even flirting with the idea of ranked? Cba having psych ward escapees in my lobby.
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>>573462881
above 9k so you're not shitpooled
from 9k-12k you'll have a varying degree of griefers and insane people but shitpool is just a different game because nobody really wants to play despite chainqueuing all day
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chyna is so bad now man
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>>573463317
>nobody really wants to play despite chainqueuing all day

That's the vibe I was starting to get. Defeatist mentality, like the game is just static noise to them at this point. Dopamine receptors are depleted and they're just existing in this virtual space with no purpose.
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>>573463891
thats sub 9k behavior for you. one death and writing on map 'IM DONE', grief drafts, feeding relentlessly, afk jungling. Just go above 9k and games will feel normal again for the most part
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>>573463421
>now
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>>573465285
he thinks chinks were good at one point in time because their playstyle one single time was actually the best way to play meta wise
truth is they were always garbage and completely unable to adapt to anything that doesn't involve last hitting creeps
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uh oh the pinoy is having a melty against chinese people again
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uh oh the thread stalker is having a melty against posters with opposing opinions to his own again
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Played like shit last game and now I'm scared my whole team reported me and singled me out as the bad guy
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>>573468936
You mean the thread bully?
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>>573469227
Add them to friends, apologize and say nice things about their moms.
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>>573469391
no, i do not
lurk more
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>>573470085
Pretty sure you described the thread bully
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>>573470136
t. thread bully
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>all 3 games at the same time with spectre
weird
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bros i just noticed its been a while since last I masturbated to ephey
anh new pics? is she still around?
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Why does kuroky have such a hardon for IO
This isn't 2015 anymore gramps
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>play on dire
>lose
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>turbo a few hours a week
>every game has a zeus
>it's 4v5 every game
this is worse than LC jungle back in the day. i am going to ban it every fucking game from now on over pudge because this shit just ain't fun for anyone other than the jerkoff farming rapiers in edge camps then sitting in base for 20mins
what the fuck is wrong with people
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>>573474543
Turbo Faggot here
>Enchanter's needs to be removed from the game
>Drafting needs to be changed
>Double blind makes turbo players play safe heroes because no one wants to be stomped
>Zeus is the safest mid hero in the game.
>Spam Q from fog
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>>573475042
do you find the quality of games worse than before or better
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Fellas what are we getting today a new hero or gameplay patch
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Ace is such a mid offlaner
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>>573475172
I think game quality took a nose dive once the double blind was put into place. Old turbo wasn't perfect and constantly had people holding picks until 0:00. But, it had vibes.
>Enemy presses random. You can also random
>Enemy picks early non meta picks. You can also
>Enemy holding their picks even as gold bleeds. You know they're about to pick some bullshit- PL or OD- they don't want to be counter picked.

I'd say turbo feels worse as ever these patches because neutral items are heavily heavily influential on the game too. Weirdly some T4 items are better than 5.
>Dormant Curio + Enchanter's is the god combo.
Hell, base Enchanter's + time is crazy enough. Idk what Icefrog or firetoad was smoking adding a neutral item that appears only once as tier 4 then has infinite scaling after the timer hits 35min. It'd be slightly more balanced if it could appear in the Tier 5 pool too. But, I'd rather see it removed.
>Curio + Prophet Pendulum is second if you're a tank hero
Permanent Kunkka rum buff lmao. Minotaur horn and it should just swap places. That's how good I view it.
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0-3 today so far
might call it and watch esports instead
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Jesus christ what a stomp
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>>573474543
played it once with my shitty friend who I can't play ranked with and somebody did that shit. 4 rapier refresher zeus. it became my ban after that.
I random in turbo though.
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the fact that my face isnt between sheevers meaty hag thighs tells me god hates me specifically
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Why should I join you and not LOL?
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It's just impossible to play under 9k behavior score. Just griefers every game
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>>573478101
Just from deaths. I can tell
>Radiant had good team fight
>Dire had silly pub solo heroes
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>>573479552
Because our Marci is more beautiful than any LoL whore
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When are they adding the "I'm a little squirrel" line as a spammable emote?
>>
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>>573479552
dota is a better game.
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>>573481986
8.00 release today?
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>>573479552
you have something tangible between your ears
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>>573479552
You can call people nigger without any repercussion.
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>>573479552
Don't join either. MOBAs are the heroine dens of gaming. They'll ruin you
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>>573479552
You shouldn't join either.
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>>573479552
vanguard is spyware
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>>573479552
Dota is far more complex
League is much faster and linear
Pick whichever suits you best.
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>>573481986
>Pango is not a new hero
>Willow is not a new hero
>...
>Muerta is not a new hero

I'm always impressed how well some people play new heroes. Then I remember they've been out for years.
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>>573486603
Kez is not a new hero
Ringmaster is not a new hero
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>>573486603
everything MK and later is not canon.
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>keep getting disconnected mid-game
>NO STEAM LOGON
fuuuuuuck I shouldn't have queued so close to the sale end time. I'm going to get an abandon at this rate.
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Today in tales from the trench:
LC rushing blade mail with not even brown boots and then ping when she fails to catch up to the ennemy I slow for her.
Proceed to feed 60 duel damage to a shadow fiend.
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>>573486391
>league is faster
why do people repeat this ad nasuem, league is a way slower paced game its not even faster rounds anymore unless you are playing at like 1k mmr because people cant finish and the only reason league rounds are faster is because mind raped surrender faggots. Leagues only advantage over dota is their aram mode, thats it.
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Hot again
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>>573490668
maybe he meant faster as in "lose lane lose game" or when someone looks at you funny and you instantly evaporate into fine mist unless you're playing some character with 5khp and 400armor and mr
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>>573490668
because there's no bkb, and if you're not playing a tanky top laner you die in 0.1 seconds if you make one misplay.
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the confluence!
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Why are all the heroes fighting again anyways, why can't we just get along?
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>>573491172
its because no bb, no fort, you have no tools if one retard gets wiped before a big fight. Makes games quicker but also punishes you a lot more with bad teammates.
>>573491865
this depends on the patch, tanks adc and mid has been a thing and a lot of supports and junglers are tanks so assassin patches come and go
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>>573490967
post full
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I completed the set but I've never played this hero and I don't think I want to learn how to micromanage his abilities.
is it more annoying than Invoker?
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>>573481986
whos that white guy
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>>573492859
Then don't play him. Stick to playing 3 button heroes if it hurts your crusader brain
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>>573493982
crusader brain but 5k mmr.
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>matchmaking disabled for 30 minutes
I'll go play something worth my attention then
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Update?
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AAAAHHHH MAKE IT STOP

>nobody else in the lobby has this problem
>it's just me
WHYYYY????
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>>573479552
Welcome to Dota. Now get out.
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REEEEEEEE
Almost ready to finish my smelting business but I keep losing

I've got 25 fortunes foretold, I want 30!
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>>573388786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OF2V0Qbhyo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OF2V0Qbhyo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OF2V0Qbhyo
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Moon sisters are very breedable, correct?
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>>573497939
>replicating the non-cannon names
ngmi
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>>573394765
Can I see nude version
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>>573498390
sorry Mireska is not for niggers
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>>573498032
How the fuck is it NOT canon you giganigger
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>>573498725
He said cannon dipshit
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>support overextends and wants to force a kill
>feeds
>spam pings me until I have to mute him, respawns and starts nuking my wave
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oh yeah lgd is hues
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>>573495674
smelt it you dealt it
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>>573499058
I'd fondle the cannons thank you very much Cap'n Ma'am

>>573497939
Imagine being a perfect thermodynamic machine, trapped in a work cycle between the Heater (Lina obv) and the Freezer (Rylai, yes). My pp would become the perfect working body, undergoing contraction and expansion duty cycle, moving relentlessly, ploughing the work volume, pistoning and pumping
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Lina owes me sex
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https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/1uroo34/thanks_to_overwolfs_report_detection_i_have_even/
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/1uroo34/thanks_to_overwolfs_report_detection_i_have_even/
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/1uroo34/thanks_to_overwolfs_report_detection_i_have_even/
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ugh why does arteezy need to have quinn on cocasting with him i cant stand this faggy freak now i cant watch esports
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Crazy Kez has been out for over a year and pros are still bad at him. They still have no idea how to abuse his E whether it's parrying or stabbing them then bursting the bleed when they run away.
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>>573500895
>posting reddit links
bro we dont care fuck you and the horse you rode in on
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What's the best place to harass DotA devs until they fix their shit and let me delete the MH event stickers?
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>>573501613
Github
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imma gonna be honest folks, I think this is the last year with large dota events aside TI
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OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR, LET ME IN, LET ME THE FUCK IN
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>>573501613
>LinkedIn
You can find yourself a job while you're there too
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>>573501806
Don't say that.
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>>573501719
>>573500758
>>573497939
sex with lina moon
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>1Win
isn't that a betting team? isn't betting haram?
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drawfriends?
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>>573503571
What?
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>>573503571
whats up lil bro
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>>573503008
>isn't that a betting team?
Nah it's just a reference.
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>>573495674
oh shit I completely forgot about the smelter, I've just been stacking tickets for the next train lol
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gotta learn hieroglyphs just to read this fuckass wiki
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why do pros sometimes have cosmetics with a dark blue hue to them
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>>573504508
Let me guess it's targetting an enemy is damage and an effect, targetting an ally is a shield and so is targetting self
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>>573504508
>he doesnt understood the simple diagrams on liquipedia
holy thirdie IQ
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>>573501806
We aren't that cooked yet
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>>573504598
>Ching Chong perfect world bugged item
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>>573394352
>>573398236
>>573412962
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>>573504696
bro is einstein
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>>573504809
im talking about this. its the drow immortal bow but its not like it normally is
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>>573503650
mime marci skin concept art for clownfall
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>>573505152
I'm down to clown with it
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Yeah I totally believe Legion would conquer an island just to get boots made, that's the sort of pragmatic commander she is and not just an excuse to have another psychopathic character to write jokes for
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>>573505848
i thought it was pretty quirky ^.^
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>>573505892
both are completely out of character
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>>573505848
She was trying to come up with an excuse, can't beat the little squirrel though
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LGD will win this TI!
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What's the point of playing pos3. I'm against Drow most games and my pos4 does absolutely nothing and misses the timing on the pulls. Like the retard is on the limit of the XP radius leaving me alone against 2
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>>573503617>>573503650
I may have sinned
I went to cheap russian freelance site and ordered my comission there...
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>>573504415
You can use it up to FOUR times, and it gives oracle tokens and candies
Pretty neat
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Unlocks in 1 hour and 29 minutes.
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crine they didnt even try with the slark voice
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>>573508520
the 2 reasons are

1) easier to gain rank if you are good at it because the average offlaner now is just a carry player farming tokens

2) to have a nice grief-off with your pos 4. the 4 player used to get the better of me for a long time until i learned a few key ways to grief them back. now it's a hoot every time

i won't share all my secrets, but here's a nice one: if they pick some useless do-nothing "support" like nyx or earth spirit or something, then pick a similar one yourself too and play out the lane mimicking their actions. if they leech xp at max range, you leech xp at max range. if they roam, you roam. inevitably they will get mad and start flaming you, at which point you'll drop the nuke
>"wtf? i'm pos 4"
most likely everyone else has forgotten who was which role, so you can gaslight everyone into thinking he's the griefer and not you. it is sublime if you manage to pull it off
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>>573504508
Chigga
Mongoloid pls

You can HOVER your cursor positioning input device (a.k.a. "mouse") to see what the icons mean

I can guess just by that fucking table that you're looking at Venge's ULT and you should be able to too
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>>573509056
I don't want to waste my time griefing. You sound like a mentally ill person
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>>573509195
i am mentally ill. the pos 4 players made me this way
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>>573508772
Her lips are kinda...
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>>573509276
me when it's time to chain queue wd 4
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>>573509283
not on my dick? I know.
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Played back in beta when the game first came out just casual and dropped it after around 500 games, came back now in January of this year and just hit archon after 400 games
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>>573501350
maybe he's just too easy to play against.
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>>573508772
oh I didn't know there was a cap to it, I'll trade up the last few and finish it then.
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>>573508772
there's definitely not only 4 uses.
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>>573508772
thats AI
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>>573508772
ohhh myyy
https://youtu.be/I92aOWwASjE?si=b-yy-CqENmnfFanR&t=783
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I haven't played this game since 2024. Is it worth coming back?
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My game is literally shitting itself trying to load the versus screens now, what happened
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>>573509195
some retarded fucking ogre just took my farm so I fed for a quick 20 minute game instead of double. it's a pretty sane thing to do. I recommend acting like a dumbass- clicking once to move, moving the camera with arrow keys or locking the camera, etc. so overwatch passes it over as noob shit.
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Heroes who faced down a Volcano?
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>>573511907
No.
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>>573508772
>>573504415
>>573495674
>smelter
A complete waste of tokens from what I seen. They're probably going to add a better balanced one soon. 17 tokens for 2 seeing stones? (1+ balloon level, 1 candy)
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>>573495674
Oh! I smelted for candies and I got D+
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>>573513187
>Have D+
>Pick Grandmaster hero
>Get focused all game

No thanks. I miss the damage indicator between magic and physical and the timings. But, as a hero spammer- nah.
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>>573513418
Pffffft I relish the challenge
Focus me at your peril, it will give space for my team
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>>573501270
kwab
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>>573512682
I don't want to lose behavior score I think it's just better to hit jungle camps until the game ends and maybe join one or two fights to die to show that at least you TPd in
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>>573508772
sex with lina in every position
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>no way i'd do that, wait...how much
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>>573515335
Sex with Hoodwink
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>>573515335
>nutty to meet you
>no way i'd do that
>you'll pay me that much?
>hmm...
>*cock zombie*
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Balance patch in 3 hours
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Lina's been so nerfed with the slow burn innate.
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this thread fucking sucks. only one lina pic so far.
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>>573517553
What are you retarded AND blind now
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>>573517326
they made it undispellable so its not so bad
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>>573517326
the fuck? she owns right now.
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>>573517553
>>
funny jump mini game :)
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>>573517705
>>573517821

im pretty sure I saw abaddon just purge it out.
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what this lil' goofball doin' hoppin' around like that?
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>>573517668
>>573517828
sex with lina actually
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>>573517928
well I just tested it and ur wrong
the only waay to mitigate the damage is by becoming invulnerable like with euls
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>>573518298
but he literally took 0 damage and just stopped altogether.
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My mushroom pulsates for Hoodwink and Pugna-chan
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STEAM CLOUD OUT OF SYYYYYYNC
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>>573518613
Yeah and for some reason it started healing him too, what a shitty passive
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>>573501453
this website is just reddit but green shut up loser
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>>573511273
dota2trannypoints sucks ass never post they/them here again faggot
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this was the hardest one so far.
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>>573511273
Dude sounds like the radio from VTMB what the fuck
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>>573504415

Did you cheese for the tickets/scraps or did you honestly stacked them? I am agonizing to get more and getting through ranked is a bore.
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>>573517668
>>573517828
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAH
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they literally killed tresdin
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>>573519771
>ranked
dawg what, I just play turbo. Well I also played three matches of the co-op bot thing, but that was the worst thing ever, I would rather lose a match than play that shit again, oh my god.
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God, I'd love to have Hoodwink as my wife
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Some random tree bitch
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I DON'T FUCKING CARE I DON'T FUCKING CARE
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what is this an hxh hisoka insert?
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>>573520875
this pic pixel by pixel but its h**dwink instead of LC
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>>573521259
cringe
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Oh my god...
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>>573521539
>fae-keen
???
She's a squirrel
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>>573500758
>>573508772
>>573517668
>>573517828
as a dotard, this is my response.
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>>573521539
Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body, carrying her around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.
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>>573521539
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>>573522062
It's a retarded AI slop hallucination that's citing the defunct and vandalised Fandom wiki. It's not even worth reading. Just ignore the AI slopper.
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just let him have mid faggot
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>>573521539
Hoodwink is smol and perfect.
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>>573523140
ai slop
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>>573519470
Boot was 10x harder.
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>>573521221
This guy is way cooler than Ringmaster. Hope he's a persona like Imperia was.
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dead game when content patch?
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there are retards out there that thought there would be an update today.
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>>573522531
jump off a cliff faggot
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>tinker is the reason everything evil happens
huh
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>>573525893
it's science!
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Hey, guys! I was told this was the overflow thread for /utg/, since it's so dead over here.
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>>573526065
Yes, yes, welcome. Post your sexiest clussy right away, cause the Circus is in town!
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>>573526065
fuck off
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>doodlejump minigame
sovl
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so the minigame is just bad sonic jump
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BANGER: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iVlSNpq8i8 for your gaming pleasure
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I CAN'T BE STOPPED
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is it a coincidence that all the off-topic troon posting is occurring at the same time that the herald hoodtroon is online?
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>>573529208
Nah you're posting it to make him look bad obviously
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Are we getting a Raid: Shadow Legends mini game?
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>>573529582
would love to have a mobile dota idle game.
one of the early ones, heroes charge or something, ripped almost all of its original content from dota. heroes, abilities, items...
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>they're making an mmo mini game
riot in shambles
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>>573529582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2PrHAI1icQ
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When did the Quartero story start, I feel he has been overshadowed
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>>573528650
>guardian
a branch in the road will stop you
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so when is warlock getting removed from the game?
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>>573530525
Like a year ago or so
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>>573530695
he's getting replaced by bex...
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>>573530695
why would they remove him when he's getting a persona in a month?
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>kill Bex
>"I'M....UN-FIENDING YOU...."
No...I don't think I can handle the thought...
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I never thought that /d2g/ would respect black queens.
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When do I stop sucking?
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Why does the latest Quartero not have antiques
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>>573532445
Phrasing
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>>573531713
nobody has a problem with Halle Berry in Swordfish.
everybody has a problem with Baz from Concord.
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>>573531713
I literally have 8 tabs of ebony pmvs open at this moment
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the last 2 support bounties I've had on my team have gone for a combined 0-41.
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>>573532445
not yet sweetie keep going
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The pro gaymer move is to
>Get 10 discount coins
>Buy Secret Rooms Pack for $8
>Get 10 discount coins
>Buy Dark Carnival Prize Pack
>Get 10 discount coins
>Buy another Dark Carnival Prize Pack
Right?

I'm glad I think the automaton personas look like shit.
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>>573532618
There's literally only two reasons anyone even knows what Swordfish is and I don't think it's going to happen here
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>jeet mid
>lose

Posting everyday until region lock. Indians are sub humans and I shouldn't have to play with them.
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>>573533173
looks like 19 yo berry.
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>>573533037
Secret room won't give you 2 x10 coin. You still need some luck
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>>573534138
i think ive played with maybe 1 indian in all of my time gaming, that i know of anyway. some pakistanis though

i don't think indians play vidya that much. i don't know what they do except work on their "move out of india, get money, buy tesla" flowchart
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>>573534409
I was under the impression the trains, not including the secret rooms, have a total of 15 discount coins, though after looking it up I'm not sure where I heard this.
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>NO TI PATCH
Dotrads? Dotrads? Dotrads? Dotrads? Dotrads? Dotrads? Dotrads? Dotrads? Dotrads?
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>>573534778
What I mean is, unless you use coin from train to start your flowchart, that mean you need to luck to get 10coin first.
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>>573533037
sounds like a good plan.
me? just going to accept my free prize pack and call it a day.
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>>573529208
I'm starting to think he's over half of the posts in the general.
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I got my 30 treasures.
do I open them or can I sell them on the market?
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i like the oracle readings, are they in liquidpedia yet?
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Surely climbing 1k mmr in 3 month is a feat, right?
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>>573538564
it's a feat in terms of patience for sure

i just don't think ranked points mean much these days since there's so much boosting at every rank
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>>573536479
>30 treasures
anon...
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>>573534778
The shop itself tells you that there are 15 free coins in the train, and 15 in the secret pack. You're right. This Anon >>573534409 is plain wrong.
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>skips dialogue and every animation
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>>573538564
depends where that 1k is.
10k+? impressive.
5k-10k? eh.
5k-? lol.
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>took fucking forever to get 30k points because I kept getting fucked by random bullshit balloons bouncing me around every time I try to jump on a spring/pad/rocket
>can't pre-fire daggers because they're slower than you
Fucking balloons are the worst. They killed me more than the fucking enemies or spikes. But the game eventually became more tolerable once I understood that the up-arrow poles were like Megaman X wall jumps. You could hit them sideways and it'd launch you upwards and in the opposite direction so if there were a vertical wall of them you could wall jump up them as long as you didn't miss.
Balloons also work the same way apparently. Fuck the balloons though.

>>573524564
lmao no it was not
Bootbreaker was just a patience game of standing still and watching the boot bounce up and down non-stop until it broke through the ceiling. All you had to do was not induce sideways movement. It got really boring after 5 levels of that shit and you needed 20k points which was like 20-25 levels.
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retards dont know you can go to either side of the screen and come out the other.
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>>573541910
is this true chat?
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>>573541910
No, that's not true... THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
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>>573540618
I have ADHD, what's YOUR excuse?
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>>573541910
Proof?
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just had an insane game where i thought it was over at the draft but turned actually out insane
my supports were afk so i as carry had to first pick and choose lina
kinda grief on my part but i thought if i am carry and have to first pick, fuck them so i picked something i needed tickets for
then last pick on my hard support who obviously had to pick alchemist, me and riki were already raging in chat
but then the game actually started and holy shit that alchemist support was legit, i felt actually bad for reporting him in the beginning for role abuse
he stunned them so well i got a bunch of kills in lane and first blood
game goes late, i pick something between a physical and magical build because i have no idea how to play lina
i miss so many skill shots it was terrible
but in the end that alchemist support gave us so well vision and was like 10x the support that ringmaster was
it was such a great game gggggggggggggg
also the legion commander was insane in the end, one duel after another
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>>573543548
forgot pic rel
also that disruptor played so well eventhough he was only level 1 on that hero same for the techie
i have 25 games on disruptor and that disruptor, i can tell, was very disruptive
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>>573543785
actually i looked up the stats and that disruptor was actually dogshit and probably the reason we won lol
he only had 24k hero damage in a 64 minutes game
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>>573544029
we were throwing so hard lol but the comeback from the comeback legendary
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no one cares
>>
nigger
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God bless the blog posters.
>>
I asked.
I care.
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i had a nice streak until i run into the mexican guy who has 4 pages of people calling him a faggot in spanish in their public steam page

i did my part as well
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>>573532589
licking and sucking on lina's "popsicle"
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Bajs, we made it
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>>573543548
Your draft wasn't THAT bad for 2k. Pos 1 Lina was questionable mainly because Faceless Void's passive IMO *really* fucks with ranged cores so I hate playing ranged carries against him but a good support Alch + good core LC would be good enough at covering for you, and Riki smoke would be excellent zoning against that caster-heavy comp if he didn't feed.

I would be more mad at a mid Riki pick or whatever the fuck he was, than a support Alch. Good support Alchs are legit as you found out, though they're more of a situational cheese pick, especially since he'd be a melee support.
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>>573541806
All I know is that I literally did the Doodle Jump in 2 tries (after unlocking infinite) while Boot took me ~40 minutes. Boot taking 5x longer than Doodle to reach the points needed is enough to make it worse.
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>>573546453
I don't disagree that Bootbreaker was tediously slow.
I just don't think it's HARDER.
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Can you gift arcana to friends? Already have this arcana leveled up since I'm unc
>I know it says "Not tradeable"
>Do gifts count?
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>>573546453
I agree with you anon. I haven't even beat Bootbreaker besides what's required.
Jumping is easy. You're not even locked to the sides. You can leap from one side of the screen and end up on the other side. And rockets instantly boost you like 3k points.
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>>573547165
not tradeable=not tradeable
this includes gifting unfortunately. otherwise you could just "gift it to me for $50" etc
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Sex with Lina's gigantic moons
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>>573543248
there's a way to get out of the map as earth spirit but it just makes you disappear- can't move.
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>>573547165
You can trade the one you bought and keep that one.
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>>573548374
>>573543248
>>573541910
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All of my friends stopped playing and moved on with their lives.
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>>573549321
So did most of /d2g/. A thread during event like this would go 10x faster.
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>>573548939
Damn.
>>573547836
True. I could... probably wont. This grind became insufferable once the Oracle event ended.
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>>573547165
all I've seen is an underlord immortal, and a sniper immortal I already have.
I've done over 30 rerolls.
:(
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>>573549675
Yeah I know. This place is probably 15 people at most who post regularly. 4chan traffic is at an all time low as well.
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>pick cm
>do nothing
>lose
oops
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why is drow scepter such a polarizing item?
seems like some people say you're trolling buying it at all, and others say you should buy it in your first 1-3 big items.
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>>573552950
you buy it if you think you wont be brooling which is rare because drow can kill your team with yasha
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>pick aa
>dont hit any ult
back to my comfort picks
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>>573553373
>>573552183
hahahaha funny and relatable- insufferable nigger.
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>>573526065
flowery would be a dotard thoughbeit
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>pick omniknight
>save everyone
>win
wee
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>go mid
>win lane
>spam team to buy aeon disk
enemy mid lion just goes and press R and gets 30+ fingers of death kills
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>>573551568
good i hope ur faggot green snot vomit goop reddit website dies loser also im better than u at this game fuck u
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>>573555823
oracle is better dweeb
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>>573549321
>>573549675
Sadbros...
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>>573540267
o shit, yeah found it
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>>573501806
>>
my main motivation for playing dota is to understand pro games
at what rank do I start to "get it"
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>nigma top of their groups
nigga
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>>573453868
It was in a stream I think
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i've reinstalled league after years of not playing and to my dismay i have discorvered that it's been raped beyond all repair, someone sell me in on this game? i remember the only reason i never gave it a try is because the characters are hideous and you can't bind a key to hold for a locked camera
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>>573564421
Go to deadlock
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>>573564702
my connection can be kinda shitty, what's the max ping you can have for a decent experience? i get 60ms on average on league but it can get short spikes of 100ms, but for other games the average can be higher
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>can't bind a key to hold for a locked camera
you can though?
dota is massively autistic. if you enjoyed lol for the bing bang wahoo lane dodgeball you might not enjoy it
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>>573564421
>sell me in on this game
It's league but good
also all chat and trolling your enemy to the point of tilting is an intentional mechanic
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>>573564887
People who purposely pick servers (idk if its working still) play with 100 ms or so, its whatever. But can try the brawl to get a feel. Just better to play that than put time into dota. Juno to dota after time on deadlock imo.
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stop trying to shill deadlock, game sux
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>>573565894
Both equally suck, deadlock is new and dota is old news. Im just telling him to waste his time on a game that is updated
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>buttboom blasting liquid shit all over XG
stinky..
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>>573534656
plenty of indians on EUW. obviously more iranians but ive encountered plenty indians and they all sucked and tilted out fast, screamed on mic etc
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>>573566082
>deadlock
>updated
who's gonna tell him
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that's a pretty smart draft from BB with the NS bane and mirana abusing nighttime
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>play a game of ranked dota
>lich pos5
>realize in late game that I actually know what to do, who to avoid, who to shield, who to lock with gaze
>win
felt really nice, like understanding something and it finally clicked after ~1k hours. I'm near 4k elo, is it going to be different from here on?
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>>573568420
>play the most op pos5 of the patch
>wow i'm playing so good!
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>>573565284
valve games usually have no chat moderation whatsoever, is it true for dota as well? it feels wrong to play a moba without being able to call the opponent a nigger
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>>573568420
It got more toxic the higher you rank up.
They got aggresive the moment you make small mistake.
3-4k is comfy spot
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>>573569735
>valve games usually have no chat moderation
Not on Deadlock NA it ain't. It's full of hero shooter troglodytes that will screencap you calling them a retard after they pick their epic reddit goth gf and feed, then post on discord and demand you get banned for being unwholesome 100.
EU is a free zone though, so is Dota.
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Heatwave is cooking me first teammate that slightly inconvenances me and I'm running it down
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>>573568412
The absolute state of china, they're gonna get bodied in front of the home crowd at TI
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What are the chances of getting an Arcana from the candy thing?
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https://voca.ro/127894DS32bb
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>>573571698
I haven't played this event or the game in a while.
But the crownfall i got 3 (2 for the same hero)
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>>573572469
I got 0 with Crownfall despite completing the entire event. I feel like I am owed one.
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>>573570151
It was really fucking funny when the floodgates to ecelebs opened way back, and the deadlock reddits and discords were flooded with 100% unironic
>My fellow redditors we must stay vigilant and not let the icky Dota and Counter-Strike playerbase claim us!! Post more wholesome art and report slurs!
manifesting a trillion drunk hohols, ziggers and schizo chinks in their games until they learn etiquette
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>>573564421
Dota is also in an utter garbage state and on its deathbed.
There are no other good comp/alive games at the moment except Dota,CSGO and League.
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>>573572907
They could block all Russian ips from playing on EUW and instantly revive the game.
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>>573573036
People have no desire to return to the experience that is dota. It's not a good time. You think you like playing it because you cannot admit your personal failures to yourself, and the fact that you're simply having it fill time until you die.
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>tfw you're ringmaster
Sometimes being a supportcuck isn't all bad.
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>>573573351
>censoring your Steam name when you give out one name + 3/10 team composition
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>>573573182
i am demoralized
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why the fuck can i win in turbo
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>>573573574
it's early, sue me.
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>>573573574
I used to pull funny pranks on fellow anons
Intentionally planting false leads, half-assingly censoring stuff and gloating when they failed

Or stuff like censoring the place of order on cheque but leaving the QR code (except the QR decoded to "got you, faggot" instead of actual cheque info)
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There is nothing more humiliating than playing as a melee pos 1 against a competent Dark Willow
>zero way to reach or damage her
>deceptively good right click
>unsustainable harass with Shadow Realm unless you break vision, which means conceding the creep wave
>one good root means dying
>your 5 refuses to harass her
when I FUCKING get you
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>>573575414
willow out attack speed every fucking carry hero it's kinda wild. If your pos5 doesn't play aggro she can just outdeny you
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>>573570151
another day that i find myself glad to be a yurochad
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Since I'm in shitpool every match found the accept rate gets stuck at 9/10 then I get sent back to search match. It can happen 5-6 times before I finally get a 10/10 accept lobby. It feels malicious at this point
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>>573575839
She is one tiny buff away from being a viable mid, her right click is bullshit. Maybe if she got a good innate when she lost her facets.
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>>573575414
>when I FUCKING get you
You're what? Gonna roleplay The Biggest Oversight?
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>>573577129
Trusted fact checkers DEBUNK the claim that Mireska deserves romantic lovemaking, and reaffirm the scientific fact that she is built for rape.
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>>573578818
what about romantic loveraping
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Just had to pick Night Steezy and solo the lobby real quick
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>>573579138
I'm not a high level enough rape master to comprehend this
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>>573486603
>>573486727
i've yet to play one single game of kez
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>>573549675
Most of us moved to the Teamspeak server.
Less mentally ill screechers that way.
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what does sheever smell like
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>>573583524
The thread bully really killed this general.
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>>573583921
thank you for announcing your presence
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yeah whatever i dont even fucking care
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>>573583524
>TS server
Show me the way, sempai
I'll promise not to post smut too much
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>>573570151
why do people disable the filters if they don't want to see the words?
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Imagine this mouz team with a carry that has a hero pool larger than 3
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>>573572907
well the most popular ones are dota/lol, cs/valo, you could settle for something second tier like sc2, then you start getting into another big power gap going for like sf6, wow, and then there's another huge gap for indie projects like smite...
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>>573586181
but if they enable the filter other people can still say the words??
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>>573584296
Behavior score?
Server?
I have 12000 behavior score and i always find matches in like 30 seconds in immortal
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>>573586445
correct.
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>>573586181
I'd like to hear what is considered "profanity" and what is a "slur"
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Aurora another grand final coming
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>12k/12k behavior score
>matched with people that have so low score they can only draw on the minimap
Why? Why are these "people" allowed to play the game at all? Behavior score really means nothing.
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>>573587639
you know what they are.
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>>573588996
actually banning the animalistic slaviniggers and fecalgolems would reduce the game population by like 50% so you are just going to have to deal with it
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Guys what are dumb solo builds that work for hitting buildings and smoking weed sub 1k mmr?
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>>573588996
I have a suspicion that these players just draw on the map because you can't get reported for it.
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quinn is the cringiest lamest faggot ive ever seen what the fuck
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>>573591278
refresher rhasta.
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>>573588996
You can try to ban them but what kind of ban do you think will work?

IPv4 bans? They'll just reset their modem.
IPv6 bans? There are more IP combinations than atoms in the universe (srsly)
Hardware bans? They can spoof that. It's the Two Generals Problem so that's never solvable.
Account ban? They'll make a new one.
Make people pay for accounts? Account buyers and smurfs and script kiddies do that already. Paywalls won't stop them.

BS/CS keeps more of these losers on their own account where they can be tracked.
The real issue is letting them into the 12k/12k players' lobbies. But I guess that's what paying for Dota+ is for.
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>>573591550
Take that back you big meanie
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>>573588996
>>573591719
they shouldn't have made the game free to play. think about a $30 entry fee which would take out the poorest thirdies and mentally ill smurf makers who change accounts out every 15 games or so
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shadow demon is so cool man
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>>573592229
>"Paywalls don't work because X, Y, Z."
>"YOU KNOW WHAT WILL STOP THEM? A PAYWALL"
Dotard reading ability at its finest.
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>>573591263
Well then humans would come back to the game so there would be no net loss of players.
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>>573592229
what the fuck are you talking about are you underage?
dota and cs were paywalled. the problem is white people, which are a world minority, are now also the internet minority.
you beg for region locks or you buy dota+.
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>>573591719
Hardware bans, better smurf detection taking things like stored hardware ids, account age, hardware id age and so on into consideration, a behavior score system that actually matters, strict server lock to prevent subhuman rusnigs from playing on human servers, etc.. There's a ton of shit someone not paid to come up with solutions can figure out, Valve should be able to come up with more.
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>another immortal in the candyworks
This is like my 12th, did they increase the chance for these to appear?
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>>573592679
dota 2 was never paywalled and dota classic was propped up by private servers

>unrelated pic as proof
stinky braindead thirdie
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Another part of Midnight Run, another Gemini vibe coded piece of shit nostalgiabait Flash game ripoff.
I literally hate that they lock content behind this shit. God forbid they put effort into anything like the Vampire Survivors or FG mode from Crownfall. Is it just gonna be this shit for another 3 months?
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Played my first game in Crusader 5 and got griefed sooo hard from minute 0
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>>573591719
they could attach your online presence to your irl identity via many of the means available but its not in valves style
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>>573593271
hon had a paywall and only brazilians played it.
wow has a paywall and only brazilians play it to sell gold to fat americans.
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>>573594669
does it even work in south korea?
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>>573593694
>Is it just gonna be this shit for another 3 months?
Probably closer 6 months. If I had to make guess Act 2 comes out after TI and Act 3 sometime in October/November.
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>>573595170
you mean the region that has to disable chat in lol because of how toxic the players are?
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>>573594669
>gorillions of government mandated online surveillance laws and companies
>none of them will be used to improve video games
gamers... why are we so opressed....
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>>573562125
where does this originate from
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should i read or is it reddit santo
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>>573597164
>he doesn't read
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Guys?
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>>573597439
>Torah acurate Hoodwink
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I've not watched dota for about a year now.
Is WEU dota dead? What the fuck happened?
I saw that they merged WEU with CIS for TI qualifiers and damn near every team consists moslty of CIS players.
What happened to all the WEU players? Liquid is the only team left
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>>573597439
You're forgetting that she's shortstackesque and therefore inherently stretchy
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>>573552183
Is CM the biggest noob trap of DOTA?
>EXTREMELY squishy
>Slow af
>Needs perfect positioning to play well
>Channeling ult

She looks pretty so she's a magnet for the eGirlies or GF being carried by Divine BF.
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>>573597391
sorry i play pos4
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>>573597439
Perfect for my 4 inch pecker
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>>573388786
SEX WITH SHEEVER IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF PROCREATION!
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>>573597439
Damn my average cock (8 inches) would appear gigantic to her
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>>573597639
white people are all forced to work so that they can import brown migrants to place on welfare.
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>>573597798
don't care give me my mana regen and stop feeding aura doesn't work when you're dead.
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For (you) and for me
>>573377519
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>>573599828
why is she wasting those potions? I could have drank them
sweet art
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>>573599983
typical pos4 behaviour, you shouldn't be surprised
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>>573599657
and this is why CM sucks now. mana isn't a precious resource any more.
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>>573597439
finally, my perfectly average cock can shine!
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>>573597798
>GF being carried by Divine BF.
My gf is better than that (she mains Jakiro)
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have to wait til diretide to get 10 coin ill never make it
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Like they're not even hiding it anymore I'm only rolling dogshit 2013 sets and they're not even trying to make them different
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>currently missing for a full Major Arcana Dota tarot set
>Empress
>Hierophant
>Chariot
>Justice
>The Hanged Man
>Temperance
>The Tower
>The Moon
>The Sun
>Judgement
>The World
Why bother to make half of them and not all? Basically all of them are easy matches.
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FUCKING CHRIST SOMEBODY PUT A COCK INSIDE BSJ'S MOUTH
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>play pos 2 in crusader 3
>do so badly that I almost get dropped to guardian
>switch to offlane and support roles, get to legend 2
>"maybe Im good at the game now and I can play pos 2 again"
>tank my rank all the way to archon
Maybe Im just an herald mid player, maybe Im fundamentally not understanding something about the game
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>>573604369
you dont understand moneyxp and how to get it
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>>573604369
farm the lane, collect the runes, get kills with the runes, and tp to side lanes for kills.
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YOU
JUST
KNOW
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>>573603989
Remember how in Crownfall the acts had different tokens?
That's your answer.
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>>573604727
I think that this must be it, because I just dislike farming in general (I just hate pos 1). Im used to get the bare minimum and then pressure the enemy team, which kinda works for pos 3. Otherwise I try to get space to farm and all of a sudden the rest of my team is diving under the tier 2 enemy towers on the other side of the map and I get yelled at.

>>573604757
I do that somewhat but not very well, I win roughly half my lanes. The problem comes from minute 15 forward.
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>>573482624
Dude, they changed this with last update. I just got sent from ~9000 communication score to below 6000 for calling a retarded nigger a nigger. I used to say nigger every other game and at most I would get a couple hundred points taken away if I was mass reported by my faggot brown teammates, but now 3k+ penalty.
I can tell it's an automated system as well because I kept chatting after the faggot nigger reported me, 30 minutes later as we are destroying their ancient I typed Nigger again and the system took me down to "not being able to text chat".
Latest update is fucking gay jewish propaganda with that niggress character. I FUCKING HATE THEM DUDE.
GUESS WHAT VALVE, NIGGERS DON'T BLUSH BECUASE THEIR SKIN IS THE COLOR OF SHIT. THAT'S A WHITE SKIN TRAIT, YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR UGLY NIGGER CHICK BLUSH VALVE FUCK YOU
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>>573603989
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>>573603989
only 3 people working on the game, sorry.
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>>573606743
I'm pretty sure there's another reason you lost your behavior score
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>>573607917
you just made me realize there's missing numbers.
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>>573606743
thats sad bro you need to grow up
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>>573610181
No dude, I behave exactly the same and I've never lost anywhere close to 3000 points even on a game that I'm pretty sure every single faggot reported me. I'm telling you they changed the system this last update. I'm 1000% sure.
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Whats the most dota representative team you can make?

Carry - AM
Mid - SF
Offlane - Tidehunter
Support 4 - ????? (clockwerk? Mirana?)
Support 5 - Crystal maiden
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It started at +40 and it's slowly deteriorating fuck fuck fuck
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>>573610470
>That's sad bro, you have you have to adhere to the combination of letters the rabbi says its okay to say bro.
Thanks faggot, I rather die exercising my freedom of speech than live sucking jewish cock.
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>>573610782
thats not a way to live your life
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>"person" cries about losing behavior score "unfairly"
>acts like a total sperg
Every
Single
Time
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>>573610863
Those are exactly my thoughts on people like you.

>>573611120
I'm not crying about losing behavior score unfairly. I'm pointing out how the system changed from what it was before.
Never once I claimed it's unfair, but I am angry at the game becoming more zogged, which is why I malded at valve.
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>>573610782
I'd rather you died too honestly, Valve has the right to exercise their freedom to block you on their service, you certainly don't sound like you have anything of worth to say
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>>573610568
>Support 4 - ????? (clockwerk? Mirana?)
Pudge you damn retard
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>>573611503
>Niggerlover
>Wishes death on people over words
That tracks. Congratulations on being a good goy.
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>NO YOU CANT HECKING WISH DEATH UPON PEOPLE THATS AGAINST THE HECKING HEBREW BIBLE
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uh oh melty alert
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lol seething jew retard crying
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>>573611842
lmao, you can wish death upon people, but doing it over whiteknighting niggers of all things, all the while pretending to have the moral higround is really funny.
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>unprompted /pol/tard melty
it's always those that bitch about the goyscore somehow
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Can't wait for the Bex release :)
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>woke up 7am, want to play some dota
>EU servers are a bit dead at that hour, play in USA east
>2am over there, people are sleep deprived and do a ton of suicidal plays
>get 3 easy wins in a row
Is this some convoluted way to smurf at your own rank?
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Is there gonna be a TI balance patch at all this year lmao
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>the circus is even closer now
umm bros?
is there another act to this event???
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>>573612892
dead game



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