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Raiders just over two weeks away.
My woomies cucking me with salmonids
>>573397005Yeah no I don't care anymore. Shouldn't have announced it that early.
15 days until Splatoon Raiders releases.What Gadget stands out to you the most so far?
GGs sh
STR is the superior choice
>>573397279the tether wail looks like it could be really fun to play with on the right upgrades
GGs pim very glad we beat that stamper at the last game
>>573396101They still move great while not clipping as much as they did in 2.
These are your treasure hunters
>That feel when the worst idol gets the option you'd pickfeels bad man
>>573399198Don't be mean to the sentient carpet...
>>573399198Me every time I pearl had something i agreed with.
>>573399198I don't even know which idol has which I just vote based on theme
her stupid fucking fangs
>>573399772I need her as a wife
Help me I don’t want to hit 30 still fapping to cephs
>>573399998Each problem has its own solution, anon.>still fapping to cephsJust don't jerk off.>hit 30Just reefslide yourself.
>>573399998>that's why i love splatoon>i keep getting older and the cephs stay the same age
>>573399998I'm sure masturbating to cartoon squids is the least of your problems
my veemo accidentally said "booyah" during sex...
>>573401823sorry, may be my fault i say booyah a lot
>>573399998why?
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>573399998I didn’t know there was anyone in /ink/ under 30 anymore
>>573403149I played splatoon 1 when woomies were younger than me
can i join the ‘cord?
>>573403508There is no discord.
>>573403508sorry clique only>>573403579;)
>>573403579Then why are there so many inside jokes here? You can’t message on NSO so which is it
>>573404445Which inside jokes
don't go in the discord they groomed me
>>573404939lucky
>>573404939Impossible, you can't be a st/ink/er if you're clean.
>>573404939>it sucks how you grew up without a wii u haha>can i take pictures of your ceph>do your parents know about me haha>lets play sr together
I'm gonna miss these daily comics once raiders comes out
>>573406162meh
>>573404939unironically happened in a different /ink/ discord I used to be in, and then in classic discord mod fashion villainized me for calling them out on it
>>573407714I literally don't understand 'grooming'. I've had it explained to me like three times by three different people, and I don't understand what's wrong with it. It's literally just a relationship investment. Beautifully capitalistic.
>>573408142Either you're being ironic or you don't have a problem with pedophilia, or if you want to be a smartass, hebephilia
>>573408690I can't believe I need to explain this to you, butchildrencan notconsentIt literally does not matter if they flat out tell you that they do, and even if you don't do anything sexual. Your mind doesn't stop developing until you're 25, and until then you can't make properly informed decisions while also understanding the consequences they have on your future. Bojack Horseman had a pretty good depiction of that, and then what the aftermath of what that memory does to someone after they've grown up and realize the colossal mistake they made, and ends up ruining their entire life.Even if you don't care about any of that, you literally can not deny that creeping on underage children isn't morally abhorrent.
>>573409083>Your mind doesn't stop developing until you're 25This isn't true, the study merely ended at 25 due to research costs. Regardless, I'm saying there are actors in their 60s and 70s with girlfriends or wives in their 20s. You're telling me that those girls didn't see those actors in movies, fawned over them, and then grew up to get to marry them.Is that not grooming?
>>573409083>Your mind doesn't stop developing until you're 25,Myth. It never stop developing.
>>573409337>girls in their 20s marry actors in their 60sDo you actually genuinely believe that those women truly love them for their looks and personality? Most actors and rich people in general are total assholes, and while I don't have the statistic in front of me, a huge majority of those relationships have the women in it just for the benefits. And even if that isn't the case, they quickly realize how terrible of a decision they made after how unhappy they become with the abuse, culture difference, and feeling of hopelessness being dug too deep and unable to leave.Sure, I fawned over actors in movies when I was younger but now that I'm an adult I realize that actually going through with a relationship with them would be a huge horrible life ruining mistake. Besides, people like that want trophy wives anyways.
I have finally found the best way to play without the need to get angry at randos>Play 5 rounds and stopNo anger no annoyance just had fun
>>573399998>hit 30Hahahahaha, don't worry. By the time you're 40 you won't care about that anymore.
>>573398376Sexo
>>573410320>love themirrelevent>total assholesagain, that doesn't answer the question>in it just for the benefitsso?And, essentially what you're saying is women are absolved from any and all responsibility in the choices they make, and it's instead the fault of a man or society? I literally don't get it, but I'll concede so the conversation doesn't drag on, off-topic of the thread. I'm sorry I brought it up, honestly.
>>573411042last I'll say is:>20s-60s age differencegross, but fault is on woman>20s-teens differenceunacceptable, and fault is on the man
i'll never understand 3dpdfags when woomies exist.
>>573410328I usually play for a meal ticket as a way to gauge length. And my problem is with the... lag? I don't know what it's called, the discrepancy between the server and all clients, or if there is a host and then everyone else.Like if I shoot someone, and then they later hit me with a roller, and two seconds later, we both are registered as 'splat'. And what's worse, is this is most common during splatfests, I guess because you have a higher influx of players. But it does get in the way of me enjoying splatfests when they're semi 'competitive'.
>>573411278>manYIKES. Looks like we've got a sexist here.
>>573410328playing without any hard expectations tends to help....
Have you tempered your expectations for raiders yet?
oi. your peppiness is my entertainment. stop. being. sad.oi.stop it....oi?
>>573407638sex with this squid
>>573412091Nope.
what happened to mspaintanon?
>>573412935Left just like everyone else.
>>573413480why? I miss them. I never even got my fist-bump...
>>573413756everyone switched to discord
>>573413756because the game is shit
>>573412935he still plays the gameit's up to you to find out who he is, but i see him join rooms at times
>>573414196They never revealed themselves in the thread so it must be someone with discord.
>>573414196>it's up to you to find out who he isI already know who they are. They are mspaintanon. I just wanted a fistbump, which is why I played with so many /ink/ers back then. Get a fistbump from everyone, and they can keep their anonymity within the masses.
This you?
>jp exclusive splatoon raiders trailer that we can't watch in nintendo today>can't even click on their share links it just says it's not supported in my regionwhat the fuck man
eu banners doko
>>573415419they're up
>>573415215lol baka gaijin
>>573412091Why would I do something like that? It looks like they have learned from the mistakes of SO and got with the program to make something fun.
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
who else listens to kpop while playing turf war
>>573416903
>>573417695Today I listed to this band while playing turf
a friend woomi-fied my OC
>>573416903sure
>>573418037Good woomy.
>>573416903If nobody snipes my spot I'll be there for a bit.
open full
>>573418457can i play
>>573418457
>>573418657It's 3 AM for me so I probably won't stay in for the full rotation. Look out for that.
Has anyone tried the Raiders demo in stores?
piece of shit stole my spot KYS
>>573418773Would love to
>>573418818We're so back
power having the lowest votes in the west is actually a good thing
Here's How Team Future Can Still Win.
total pencilnigger death
splat3 pls let this be anything other than mahi
>>573419145This so much bros we can still win this
>>573419857this is the better option over shityard
Why is the lobby orange?
>>573420354silly goose, it's called dusk
>>573420354the plaza becomes sunset 48 hours before a splatfest.
>>573412223sauce
my wifesay something nice about her
>>573420803Nice tits.
>>573420354Because Woomy nuked California now the world is orange once again.
>>573420803good woomy *pat pat*
>>573420803It's art like this that makes me want to learn how to draw but I know that when tomorrow comes I won't start.
>>573420803She's got a great look for the summer.
we need to play better
i miss mahi already
>>573421487We can if we open gamechat.
if shityard happens im switching weapons back
>>573421487I need to play better.
>>573420702I saved it from /here/ between like, 16 and 22 months agosauce nao reveals this>imagedon't know if that helpssorry bud I recall there being others like it, in the same series. Probably same artist.
>>573421583That ain't going to happen
Last game for me, getting sleepy.
>>573420702>>573421769I looked into my deep cut yuri folder and I found ithere's the source https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/99447629I don't remember the twitter account
>>573423005>spoilersthat probably checks. I couldn't get into the pixiv for other anon, because I don't have an account, and it was locked for 'sensitive content'. thanks anon
ggs open
ggs wompen
>>573420803you look great no matter how fat youve gotten
GGs a,kopen 2/4 if anyone else wants to play
>>573423421ill join
>>573421769>>573423005>>573423193Thanks
Sorry S, I gotta get water. GGS ak47S.
ohGGs brI guess open is closed
>>573420354you should see it for big run
>>573423472just kidding, reopenedopen 2/4
>>573423689Knock.
>>573423689>>573423760Rain check. I'll be back.
>>573424014let me know when you're back
>>573423553Sorry, Big Bosswoom, I forgot my supply of water is out... the woomies were gonna riot if I don't have enough. If I somehow get back and there's room I'll join back in.
>>573424274Knock.
>>573424274I’ll join if it’s 2/4.
>>573425576opening after this game
>>573425576It's 3/4
>>573425801I joined but if I sniped the other person’s spot I’ll leave.
>>573425958Don't worry about it, inkfish. Just have fun with open
>>573425801how full we talking
it's another night of falling asleep to the calamari inkantation hoping i wake up to cephs relieved i got out of the coma
GGs open.
GGs open
ggs
GGs all openers2 full lobbies
is anyone wanting to play this splatfest?i haven't joined a team yet
splatoon 3 maps suck because CHAOS niggers won the final splatfest in splatoon 2
there's a theory going around that frye's cutscene thing is not being shown because it's a big spoiler for the fate of the salmonids, whilst shiver's is the earliest so it's more marketable (as she gets the first macguffin thing)
>>573428642/ink/ is team speed, so says I, a speedster speeding in for another shiver sweep
>>573429013there can't be a sweep if they're not the majority, and going from japanese polls, it's the opposite.
>>573428963People set their expectations way too high for splatoon plots.
>>573428963Or they marketed Shiver because she's attractive. There's a reason why everyone called Frye Goblina.
>>573429080this seems more likely with how much sexual energy theyve given herthe amount of "i know im hot" poses she takes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpRnZ-J94e8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7UHkHm9xV4Anarchy Rainbow remix
>>573429080if that's the case why are they showing frye on top of also using only her entirely for an earlier TV trailer
>>573429043nah, I'd win, but unironicallyshiver sweep, let's go
>>573429157maybe its time i start tuning out of news of raiders so i can play it without knowing too much
She snorted speed with me so I gotta go with her. She's my dealer
Random but is the "play software that supports online" NSO mission not working for anyone else? I played PVP and SR and it's still not giving me coins.
>>573429165Bonds look romantic and also possibly hints that Callie and Marie are going to appear for that.... Heavenly Melody....
>>573429157FINALLY Zipcaster for those fucking fish
>>573429165To make up for her reception in splat3
>>573429080Shiver has the earliest macguffin, and they're only showing early levels outside of very short snippets of later ones, so it's very likely it's because it's the first one and the one that spoils the least.This is also a kids game, and Big Man is a mascot character, so they'd use him more for marketing if they had any biases regarding this.
>>573429157>the mechanic still woomiesGood woomy.
>>573429528this contradicts the earlier post, sorry anon i'm going to have to send you to ceph jail.
>>573429375there will be ceph dating, bonds will be purely platonic or just stat buffs to their showstoppers.
>>573429080>Or they marketed Shiver because she's attractive
>>573429157The game will be out in 2 weeks not worried anymore I'll just see it when I play
>>573428963Does that mean I get to eat them all?
>>573431521after the mechanic is done fucking them, yes
>>573430337isn't she precious
>>573430337A face only a bandmate could love.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TIUJhqWC08
>>573434831KekWhat was the cause of the fly and fall?
>>573435532He tried to jump down. I'm guessing he forgot about the timer.
Someday I can draw the woomies good... and then... I can make them appear in my room, take them for walks in the woods, take them to fun places, go shop at costco.... everything
>>573438545Show me your best woomy right now, anon. I'll help you make that dream a reality
>>573438545>take them for walks in the woodsIts not safe in the woods anymore.
>>573438964I must confess most of the woomies I draw are unfinished. I'm practicing by studying other people and that's going decent enough. My only original is Shiver snorting speed
fuck raiders i'm going back to marathon
>people new to the series with raiders come here and go "wow, I like what I played should I get 3?"https://youtu.be/YQUBplMRLU4
>>573413756A fist-bump was delivered in full.
>>573444220>many people's first impression of actual splatoon will be the unbalanced hyperaggressive win button bullshit that is 3grim
I can't draw so i just close my eyes and imagine my woomy doing stuff
>>573447547this but also i dont have the game. I have an oc but i dont really know what she looks like since i can only search clothes and customization on the wiki. I watch a lot of videos though so i can kind of imagine her swimming with the recycle brella.
>>573447887You can make her with https://gamebanana.com/tools/23340 make your woomy real anon!
>>573447887>people here who don't even play the game wasn't a meme after allew
>>573448759it's actually a majority, just look at what people say when they actually talk about the game
give me blueprints to woomy
For me it's small woomies with big weapons
I do hope we get savefiles or something, I want to do multiple runs but i still want to use the online stuff and I don't have multiple accounts with nso
Ceph styled stroker sleeves when??
if woomy is so good, then where's woomy 2
>>573430337God she's hideous. What a mistake of octarian technology.
>GGs openwhat does it mean? How do I join
>>573462180Post your discord username and we'll have an interview
>>573462180It's just the pool anon, join inkgen and you can join open and salmon rooms from there, people just say ggs when it ends because we're polite and nice and we like playing splatoon
>>573429157HOW is anarchy rainbow playing?
>Can lower fish sticksPretty obvious how they rebalanced returning salmons to make them easily beatable with any weapon because it's balanced around single player. I hope the seasoned fish stick is some asburdly tall stick.
>>573464920Should be taller than the stinger and have a inkstorm effect all around it
>no new pageIt might've been worse than the manga but it helped with the wait for raiders.
>>573471092There was one they just finished building the hub
>>573454337Veemo is Woomy 2, in a Doki Doki Panic way.
>>573463549>inkgenhow do I join! Thank you..>>573463124>Post your discord username and we'll have an interviewI'd rather kms I'll do it!!!!
>>573473094Once you're in the pool you can join created game by other anons, or create one yourselves to announce here. Don't belive in the discord and remember you can join ANY open game even if not announced here.
>>573473947I'm retarded, I didn't realize pools were a thing. Cheers anon, can't wait to play with my woomy yebby frens
>salted steelheadhttps://x.com/SplatoonJP/status/2075143924440793397
>>573476402>fizzy bomb steelheadterrifying
>>573476402>Throws a giant fizzy bomb>One hit won't kill but does 90% damageI know they aren't showing these video's on survivalist difficulty. That boss is going to be fun to fight when it shows up with lots of fast moving friends.>Fish stick has a propeller to lower it downWhy did they have to make it so easy now? Yeah they are annoying but 90% of that was due to the games shitty clipping on fishstick walls>Smoker salmon can damage you from its smoke>Gives fish ink armor level defense.These things may prove to be the most troublesome enemy in the whole game.
>>573473947>remember you can join ANY open game even if not announced hereThat seems kinda rude, no? From what I know joining and creating rooms (not just pressing the invite button) also broadcasts to the pool so maybe someone forgot to leave the pool before playing with friends
>>573478379>Why did they have to make it so easy now?Because it's single player. Imagine trying to take down all of these with just an eliter.
I've never once seen a booyah bomb spammer in anarchy win. How do they keep getting to S+?
>>573479523Like I have to in SR when I have an e-liter and the randos who have the shooters won't deal with the fishstick. I have to swim up and tap tap tap to kill each one myself then repeat. As not a single fucking rando will climb up one to kill them?I don't have to imagine I've had to do it many times before. But now your tank will have several subs that can kill them easily.
>>573480206Yeah, ignore that last part in anon's post. Many a time people just host rooms for people outside of /ink/, so don't be surprised if the room suddenly closes and a password-locked one appears right after. You're better off only joining rooms announced here.
>>573480206they keep getting into s+ because rank is treated as a reward and not a measure of skill
>>573478998i always stay in the pool even though ive yet to play with /ink/ers (i'm scared of being too shit)i just like seeing all the good cephs in the lobby...
>>573480449Which is fine except for the part where Series then still matches by rank and not MMR making the whole experience sour both for the overranked (never able to win in series) and the normal/underranked (getting people who really shouldn't be there)I don't think separating "wants to play ranked modes just to grind a sorta skill adjacent xp bar" from "wants to play ranked to compare themselves to others" is bad, you can't easily make a system that does both (hence why s2 also would switch out the rank system in X) but the s3 approach is just barely not good
>>573480865>i'm scared of being too shitno one cares. you can play a few matches and leave.
>>573480865>being too shitEveryone here is.
>>573480865Based but you should join games anon we care about cute cephs than skills
>>573480865Just join a room, turf or open no one will care how you play.
>>573480865people will announce they want good players if it's a challenge or something (no one does this anymore) but otherwise any room is free to join.
I'm looking forward to raid with you nonnies and join a group of woomies begging to be raped by the salmonids!
>nonniesAGPfags are not welcome in this general.
Nonnies can have sex with my veemo
Does anyone have the pic from >>539354025
How do i know If i'm good at the game?
Why is that the only times I can play are when Humpback's on rotation?
>>573492565it's a good map, sir.
>>573492718>t. bucket/rollerfag
I like the new ways they're adding to beat some bosses so that some weapon classes don't get completely fucked by them
>>573487856>>>/aco/9245301
>>573497673
>>573497673giwtwm
My woomy isn't a slut but she just can't say no
Short open?
>>573495225That was fast thanks.
>>573501298too fat
>>573497673>>573497876>Round toes
Where's the new raiders 4koma?
>>573506121on the app.
>>573503274Those are perfect pillow sized tits, Great for sleeping on while Bigman & Mechanic-chan works her ass off in the dungeons Speaking of comic posting anon where is today's comic at?
my bad, had a messy day today
>>573509615Thanks to this comic I will always see Mechanic-chan as a woomy Charile BrownFrye + new Bandana = cute
You're a kid now.
>>573509615Spaghetti strap shiver
Turf wars on hotel wifi is awesome
i should do all my x calcs when im only able to use a shitty lte box
>>573509615is that the real size difference between frye and shiver or is it just perspective stuff
>>573512510It's real
you can't fool me, this isn't a splatoon mangawhere are the yebby peenus weenus jokes
>>573480865Imma be real with you squit. I'm like bottom of the boards most open. We win together, we lose together, and more importantly we have fun together
>>573512510Shiver wears platform shoes, Frye walks around with open toe socks and no shoes. Yes that is correct height difference for them.
>>573512510have you played the game?
>>573487856what made you think about that, anon?
>>573515986I found it while clearing out tabs. I thought catbox links didnt expire.
YAY!!! YEB MILK!!!!
>>573501298too skinny
>>573518194MAN MILK
>splatfest tomorrowwhich team are you picking /ink/?
>>573487856I still talk with them, though now I'm sucking on someone else, hehe
>>573525089whats your friend code
Kill fatfags
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?kind of want to do a meme rotation, everyone picks the same randomized weapon, but if not normal open is also fine
>>573527130i'm down for a meme team if we get a full squad
>>573527041Woomies have to be careful where they fall asleep it could be dangerous.
>>573527130I'll try to match but I may not have all weapons
so is it confirmed now they turn into swim form when they sleep
Rejoining
oops i goofed
>>573528651seems kinda weird, because the game design makes it feel like swim form is the one that takes effort to maintain (the human controlling the ceph has to exert constant consistent pressure on the zl button to keep up the form...)
>>573530718almost like it's a gameplay mechanic
>>573528651I would really prefer if you would be quiet…but yes you are correct.
>>573530801of course, but it's still one that ingrains the feeling that kid form is the natural one ig
>wanna play>sudden thunderstorm
GGs, I'm not happy with how I'm playing today so I'll stop here.
>>573531931GGs popen 3/4don't have to try to match anymore
>>573532074Knock.
>>573532307opening
>>573531931GGs p. thanks for joining>>573532549SQUIDBAG ON EM
>>573532592The only thing I like more than squidbagging inkjets with a squiffer is squidbagging them with a reeflux
Dang
RIGGED
GGs Lopen 3/4 again
>>573533280I'm down
>>573533280>GGs Lgg. you should do your meme teams after the calculation imo
>>573534169opening
>>573399998What’s being 30 and 40 like?
GGs F
GGs L and F!
>>573533280Is there still room in that room?
>>573536671opening
>>573536671Yep, opening
Are you ready for the speed blitz this weekend? I feel sorry for Powerfags.
>>573537271not so fast, bejita.
GGs Open! Good note to end on
GGs open, I think I hate the people who play this game more than I do the game itself.
>>573538791surely you like /ink/, right?
GGs openersmight try the meme team tomorrow if im home and anyone is interested but i don't now if i'll be around before forced turd wargreat birthday present thanks nogami
>>573538883Happy birthday, inkbud!
>>573538791can you play better instead
>>573539140it's tomorrow, but thanks
>>573538881Wouldn't be here if I didn't.>>573539282No.
>>573539674Double the greetings then. Imma get you when you least expect it
who salmn
>>573542589Gonna shower and then see how I'm feelin
>>573542773uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok
>>573542773>showeringNot my st/ink/er
>15 more days until raidersI'm not gonna make it
>>573542589I'm down to clown, fish
>>573543976geddin
Thingken of slomming but also feeling a bit shleepy.
sr2/4
>>573545307Open up when you can.
>>573545653cmin
>>573545653opening
Shoulda brought the weyyo.
ggs salmn very fun
GGSR yebweyys!
GGs fisheryebweyys! Great king kill
If splertoon is technically following the real world time doesn't that make Marie an omega sigma hag?
also i got c++ on balatro i know everyone hates me and no one cares but i just wanted to post it
>>573548086yes, the squid sisters are likely to be in their 30s by now
>>573548151Too bad they lack breeding hips. it's over for their bloodline.
>>573548146Never played, that good?
>>573548271Yes actually, extremely good. It's rogueslopkino.
>>573548146Didn't know you could program inside Balater.
>>57354815128 is still young.
>ride tower>jump>momentum doesn't exist and i fall off the towerNOGAMI
>>573558339what the chungus
>>573558339I wonder if 4 will have both variant of big shots it could be cool
New tweets are nothing interesting but they do confirm that you can do the whole story in multiplayer in case anyone had any doubt
>>573566707Wonder what he was raising. I'm personally a Deep Savers fan.
>>573567071Based Digianon, I just double dipped on the switch version of time stranger
>>573566707How will he force her to behave?
>>573566707woomygotchi
>>573568914woomygotchiif you overfeed your woomy she explodes
>>573568301>>573572981
>>573568301https://files.catbox.moe/mnincn.png
>confirmed to be only four amiibo costumesthank cod, fuck physical dlc
>zero mention of a photo mode in any of the trailers>direct didn't mention it either...there IS a photo mode, right?
>>573584956Did 3 or SO show a photo mode?
who's gonna listen to kpop while playing splatfest
>>573584956I vaguely remember photo mode being referenced in the direct and by some japs so i hope so, would be weird not to include it in
splat4 should have a weapon with the vibe of "if god didn't want me to put 50 bmg into a 12-gauge shotgun then why did he make it fit"
>>573586478Heavy edit with clash blaster crayons
who's going to the gym during the splatfest?
>>573566707I wonder if they added that toy as a mini-game.
>>573586634perfect, actually
>>573586826Ill be playing splatoon
what's a splatoon
Woomy... stop having sex with salmonids.... please it's corrupting you.... noooo.....
>>573591769The only splatoon is the one in hero mode consisting of callie marie and former agent 3 and agent 3
bratty goblinneeds correction
>>573592078>nyooo i don't want to be a block of salt>...actually being a block of salt is fun
Junkie sanitized salty mammalian veeemo
>>573592078I hope salt corruption is real and we fight salted woomies and veemos. It looks the coolest out all the ailments from sanitization to grayscale.
>>573594064my woomy can fix her
>>573594185while I really like that idea there's no possible way I'll be able to see that and not constantly think about them being severely raped by fsh
>>573594648What's the issue with that?
anyone wanna open?
>>573597447ill play
>>573597997room's up
>>573598074did i join the wrong person?
>>573598274probably, my name starts with E
>>573597447I'm down
>>573597447I'll play for a moment.
open room 3/4 starting
>>573598452dang, unfortunate luck for me, is it full now?
>>573566707
>>573598805no, opening soon
ggs open room
You can't convince me bucket players are sentient people.
GGs openers
GGs.
first and last intentional parry
salmon run > splat zones > tower control > POWER GAP > rainmaker > POWER GAP > turf war > POWER GAP > clam blitz
>>573605304they should make parries limited to defender-side detection, with the way the netcode works attacker-side only ever works accidentally(good because if it worked deliberately, rollers other than carbon and swig would become unusable)
>>573608373exactly, which is why ink armor was gay and retarded in splatoon 2
>>573608128sz=cb>rm>>tc=sr>>tw
This game isn't good, I only keep playing because of woomies.
>>573609002Opposite for me. The game is good but I hate woomies. I want it to be realistic like apex but at this point i'd even settle for overwatch designs.
>>573602513kys pedo
>>573609002>>573609235the two worst splatoon opinions i've heard in months
>>573609721based retard.
anyone wanna open at rotation?
>>573613176I'm down
>>573614118room's up
open room 2/4 starting
>>573614342I can play until the hour.
>>573616685opening
>>573609721pedo game
>>573619832ggs
>>573619914I'll tag in.
>>573620002room opening soon
Truth is Splatoon is a SPD game, not a STR game. Speed blitz incoming in 3 more hours.
>>573620443This is true. There arent any abilities in the 3 that increase damage. Most abilities relate to speed.
>>573620443splat is 100% techit's a strategy game disguised as a shooter
>Truth is Splatoon is a SQD game
Truth is Splatoon is a STR game, as you need inner strenght to play the game instead of masturbating to woomies all day
>>573620443>>573621412>>573621618Truth is....the game was rigged from the start.
>thinking in PVP termsin salmon run, all i do is kill salm with my pure woomy strength
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE FORCED 48 HOUR TURD FART NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOGAMIIIII DONT CURSE ME THAT NOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAIEEEEEEEEEE LAST 30 SEC BULLSHIT TURNAROUND AAAAAAAHHH YAMETEEEEEEEEEE
>>573621942
Callie would pick power so that's what im picking
>>573622447Marie would pick tactics. Both would want speed.
oi
>>573622735Shiver mogs her.
>>573622954lol
EVEN dogshit mogs F**e. Worst idol ever made.
Is Tri-Color gonna be all random minus Grand Fest?
great, the splatfest tourists are here and aren't staying in their /v/ containment threads.
>>573623094just say you hate indian ppl
>>573623234Who doesn't?
BRING OUT THE SPLATFEST WIN COUNTS
>>573623307>>573623157
gggs stopping there
>>573620443wake me up when they add proper momentum physicsthen it'll really be a SPD game
I'm eating queso ruffles, fried pork wontons, reese oreos, mikes harder lemonade, and a wawa milkshake for splatfest.
>>573623429GGs!
>>573623338too bad I'm literally the oppositeI play anything but splatfests
>>573623601FAT VEEMO IS BACK!!
anyone wanna play the last open rotation before forced turd war?
>>573624985happy 46th birthday
>>573625447thanks lil buddy
>>573624985Later, I don't like clam shitz so I'm not subjecting to an entire rotation of it.
GGs B
>>573625630GGs!
>>573625627clams or turd war which is worse?
>>573625764clams, turf is for chads and only real splatheads would get it
I am full of greasy fast food and ready to blob
>>573625764Hard to say. Turf war hardly anything you do matters for 80% of the match, while clams requires me to acknowledge my teammates to win.
>>573625764turf is bad but clamshitz is worse
New pvp mode in 4. You have to kill salmon bosses and then deliver the eggs to the enemy basket.
>>573625892>>573626505>>573626559Adapt
clam is fun when it's two evenly matched teams that know what to dobut half the time it's a steamroll that still takes 5 minutes + 3 minutes overtime + tip
I don't respect Tactical players
Do you woomies want some pizza. What toppings.
>>573630908I don't want pizza from someone who doesn't know how to use question marks.
Okay then.
>>573631121I'm gonna stuff it in your face if you keep flirting like that.
>>573627465What if they bring back that abandoned mode in the splat2 dev leak
>splatfest starts at 2 am hereThis sucks, I'm tired now and busy all day tomorrow.
>>573632290>not staying up until 6am for your woomy
>>573624985Open up.
>>573632465opening after this game
How many hours until?
oops i am retardedopening
>>573564191Can it be done with randoms?
>Series file sizes:>Splatoon 1: 1.8GB>Splatoon 2: 6.1GB>Splatoon 3: 9.9GB>Splatoon Raiders: 20GBThe fuck they put in this thing?
I hate CB Undertow.
>>573633742textures
>>573632330I do sometimes but I've had a long week and could really use getting my sleep schedule more sane
>>573634417
>>573633742uncompressed flac audiouncompressed 4k textures
>>573635227>uncompressed flac audiowe can only dream
>>573635227are switch 2 games actually 4k?
>>573635515Yup, native
>>5736355154K textures means 4096*4096 texture resolution, not "textures for 4K monitors instead of 1080p"
>>573634491fair nuffi had a long tiring week so im just going to woomy it away and forget it all
Any speedsters up for a lobby on rotation?
>>573633742Mario Kart World is 20 GB as wellI'll just leave you all with that reminder
>>573635662if the graphics themselves aren't taking advantage of the fidelity, then who cares?
>booyahs in your path
>>573636010...ok? what does that have to do with anything
GGs openersmaybe we get a forbidden game
AAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOOO I DONT WANNA PLAY TURD WAR NGMIIIIIIIIIIII LET ME PLAY RANKED SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
??
GGs open, garbage mode.
It’s all over for Team
>no rooms/ink/ really is kill...
off to a good start
>>573637358i haven't joined a team yet, no one said they'd play with mebut im taking a break after playing a full rotation anyway
>>573637358>>573637368We are too dead to play these kind of games anymore.
>>573635732I'm down to speed in 10 min
>gold dynamo>mega laggy mcdonalds wifiname a more iconic duo
Let's see how many matches of pro it takes before I get pissed off
>>573636376back in the day a 4K texture pack for Skyrim was be a significant upgrade even on a 720p monitor
>>573637680Carbon and ninja
How many of you actually care?
>>573637680gold aerospray and 0 kills / 8 deaths
Skill expression is the biggest meme term, especially for a game like this where everything is basic as fuck.
>First match is a x10>We win by less than .10% Nice
can you play better
>>573638258skill issue
"PLAY A REAL WEAPON" nope im playing with da ayyyrohpray :3
>>573637709two lmfao
>>573638127>s-speed s-sweep...
Sus impostor........
>>573638258It's a fluff term. It's only used to describe people that don't play in a way the game expects them to.
>>573637709Three for me. Typical Splatoon 3 matchmaking wasting your time in games where one team is very clearly better than the other.
>>573639019Whoa!You found a Power Team?
https://youtu.be/5PrxBbSuQAg?si=zP78J84-JsHE5RmS
>>573639019did you report him
If you do a passive aggressive booyah at the last second then you deserve to be skinned alive in front of your parents.
>no sneed roomsguess I'll come back tomorrow.
any speeders want to play?
>>573640131Booyah
>>573640470I can play, sure.
>>573640554opening
I don't think I've seen a single speed team. It's either tactics or power mirrors.
>>573640892Yeah speed is definitely the least popular team
>>573640892It's the opposite for me. No power teams, tactics or mirrors.The game is dead as fuck so it isn't surprising.
>>573640892on tactics, besides mirrors i have exclusively fought speed
>>573640470Maybe later if youre still hosting.
I don't think I'm gonna reach royalty, this game's so stale it's a chore to play.
>>573641526I'll be hosting for a while desu
I cant believe this is the last splatfest in 3.
>>573641578the average splatoon player is bad like you. it's ok if you don't want to pollute the matchmaking pool
>>573640892im on speed and my first 10x was a mirror just now
>>573641665I'm a better player than you.
>inkblot/mahiunplayable rotation
No one uses my beakons in TW.
>all 3 teammates spamming this way>they're getting bodied by 1 gold aerosprayI'm about to start afking games again
>>573641665If top 500 is bad let me see your top 10 badge.
>>573641665i wish i was bad so i could always get good players on my team but im cursed to always carry bad players against silver and gold x-rankers
How do I Spaltfest a decent level if my back went out
>>573641771no one uses beakons ever
>>573641735>>573641791>>573641852stop lyingif you loved this game you would enjoy playing ityoure another one of those fake splatoon fans in /ink/ who does not play the game at allyou just spam your garbage here
>>573642074no one likes splatoon 3, it's all just sunk cost fallacy faggots lying to themselves
Any power cephs wanna play?
>forced losses aren't re-ACK
>>573642353well you're playing in open so it might have been a stackbut you'll get games this bad in pro too because the matchmaking is fucking garbage
>>573642256>3 bad lolstop pushing this meme
>>573642315Joining
>>573641634Open up.
>>573642256the only good splatoon game is non-functional now
>>573642537Opening
It is really one sided each match.
Power 3/4
>>573642528you'll know splatoon 3 is bad when splatoon 4 comes out and unlike everyone saying 2 was better than 3no one says 3 was better than 4
>>573642074I don't, but I have to get my woomy fix somehow and it sure isn't going to be 2.
>>573642617opening
speed 3/4
>>573642810keep dreaming retardbro
be honest, are you staying fresh?
wew
I hope I don't get useless teammates>I say as I clock in for my 48 hour shift at the useless teammate factory
why did they do this https://youtu.be/Psfjz11Aa-c
>>573643042keep coping faggotyou can't even name something good about splatoon 3 that doesn't come off as trolling
It's so tiresome to fight clan troons.
>>573643421>squid rolls>always open salmon run>splatanas and stringers are fun>practice while you wait for matches>casual ranked modes with friends kill yourself faggot
Chances Cody goes to Raw after SS? Punk isn’t losing 2 big 4’s in a row, and Cody’s fueds are all stale
>>573643859woomy?
>>573643638>all this shit that has literally no bearing on the gameplay whatsoevera guy whose wasted several thousands of hours playing a shitty game shouldn't be telling other people to kill themselves that's why you get so upset about people calling this game shit you know
>>573643859What does sneakysnake have to do with that?
>>573643981>d-doesn't counti humbly accept your concession
>>573644004>sneakysnakecan this anon play better, he sucks to be honest
>>573644114bro why did everyone quit if the game has*checks notes*practice while you wait for matchesand you're gonna be doing alot of practising while waiting in x-rank matchmaking lmao
>>573643421all the musicall the fashion>>573643981fish stickslammin' lidbig shotflipper flopperegg cannonnew salmon run maps and the return of marooner's baynew pvp maps most of which are unironically very goodremoval of bubble blower and ink armorliterally the only objective negative of splatoon 3 is no Wet Floor
Stop giving attention to redditspacing wastes of oxygen.
>>573644851It's just a weekend, you'll live.
i thought you accepted my concession bro?sounds to me like you're just copingrepeat after mei did not waste thousands of hours playing a bad game
mindbroken
I told you /ink/ is filled with fake splatoon fans
>Wanna play woomyfest>To tired to play game>Maybe tomorrow
>>573644613>once again the examples have nothing to do with the gameplay like matchmaking, map design, splatfest design etc.no ones going to say splatoon 3 was better than 4 it would have to be a borderline unplayable game to be worse than 3
>>573636010And that game is pretty massive and detailed.
>claims to be top 500>doesn't show proof
Splatfest is miserable, I hate bug reflex faggots
>3 shells nowcmon ngmi, set me free
>>573646356>Get 3 shells>Get a x100 match>LoseSorry H
>>573645609literally everything i listed was gameplay except for fashion and musici'll admit i forgot about splatfests because 3 way battles are stupid and having 3 way battles WITHOUT shifty stations is beyond retarded but come on dude
jfc I hate this game
>>573646828stop responding to bait posts
>>573566707Frye's outfit has an error in color>Mechanic is forever Charlie Brown woomy
GGs power
>>573647125this is /vg/ we are no strangers to plumbing the depths of questionable IQ
GGs STR woomies.
GGs speedos.
GGS Machwooms, Imma eat pizza
I'm bored, someone namedrop me
>>573647816Okay>spins wheelBonemiser
>>573647704>>573647630GGs Need4Speeds. Some nice 10x wins we got.
>>573647816jelly brelly
are open or pro battles more efficient for farming clout? assume a 50:50 skill distribution or flar rate
>>573647816Cunt Fart
>>573648138both will give you plenty of flars
>>573648138I don't think there's a significant difference unless you're squading up and stacking multipliers in open.
Power might still be fucked because the japanese women all pick Frye.
>>573647816are you the kpop lover
>>573648297winrar is you
>>573648496Fwar is real.
>>573648496flar queue is real and so is fwar because the matchmaking is shit and to date no one can even explain how the matchmaking in splatoon 3 even works
>>573649742it works the exact same as splatoon 2
>>573649112
>>573646498>lose next three 10x matches>switch team and immediately get 100x match>win easily because enemy team is meme team of 2 brellas and 2 aerospraysand they say fwar isn't real
>>573649889post proof
>>573650073The sound isn't working.
>>573647816bigsussy
splatfest battles make so much more sense when you're at least a little drunk
>>573650549I sadly do not have sound.
>comm error before match even starts>counted as a d/c for methanks nogami-kun
>usually hover around 2200-2300 in Xthe flars are intensified by this shit game mode
Anyone here up for an hour of open match? Am Tactics.regards, GT
>>573651576Turf war has its own MMR.
>sub 50% winrate>get a 100x battleyeahnah>disconnect
Thanks
>>573652390vlar
anotha one
>>573652412That's when you report both of them for throwing
>>573651576it's low because you rarely play it
>>573652412>OctosOf course.
>the joke is racism *yawn*
>>573652773if he rarely played it shouldn't he be getting better matchmaking? oh right the matchmaking in splatoon 3 doesn't fucking make sense
>>573651576>>573652934turf war mmr freezes during the sneak peek period of a splatfestif you don't play, you get low power
>>573652832seething brown
>>573653040>spamming the same joke every thread since OE released and stopped being funny two weeks in>durr you're brown
glad i came back from post-tilt break for thisi think shiver should kill me personally for being a blight upon her name
People who insta-DC on an X battle need to be put in the FLAR queue for the rest of the fest
pros of raiders not being that much of a graphical leap from 3>4K wooomveemscons>none
>tfw too sleepy to play
>every single match is "ditch the base to rush the opponent"I cannot wait for Raiders so I don't have to play this shovelware
just noticed the flar i got where i (500xp) went against basil (na league grand finalist) also had chara in their fullstackthis game's matchmaking is so funny
anyone wanna play at rotation?i can still pick any team
>>573655897Up to you if you want speed. I can get on.
>>573655971Sure
>>573655897>>573655971could play for a bit but don't expect much from me
>>573656526no problem at all it's turd war
>>573656709unblock me
>Start off shitty>lose 3 X10 battles>take a break>run into fellow speed squids>go into a 7 win streak and win 4 X10 battles to recouping my previous losses>culminates in one final X100 win>My elation is unparalleled!>For the Queen!
I just blue myself
Yep, speed wins. Unsurprising given that this game is balanced for zoomers on adderall.
>>573658029skill issue
>>573658029I'm more of an opiate kind of guy
A lot of good art this splatfest.
im champion now while listening to k-pop
>>573659096Congrats. I'm not even master ball rank yet.
i really do hope we get more than 5 gadgets per class, customization parts be damned
why do they keep making new hairstyles when they're all bad
>>573660085bait or abysmal taste?
>>573660085it's chaos. you should've killed chaos by making order win.
>speed>picks dynamo???????
>>573661065he was snorting speed. it helps speed through games
need to reset food after this,
>>573661741aight ill back out and reopen
>>573661961NOHAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IT PUT ME IN A GAME
>>573662012its aight, ill wait, ill go pee and get some water
>>573662097tmi
>>573663776nei
>>573663776Naw, I needed you to know
GGs speedstersreally wish we could ditch people without having to leave the lobby
>>573663985>>573664012>im going to put on myy diapey and shit in it if we lose uwu if we win i hold it in but either way if we get a 100x or 333x im shitting iregardless because that mushy warm feeling gets me in the zonethis is what you sound like
>>573664534ggs
>>573664550consume a phallus
>>573664534>>573664579GGS Cephtona 500!
>>573664550Jealous?
>>573664550I don't believe I said that
Anyone here us an 8shartdoodoo? I noticed yesterday I had to calibrate the sticks for smash
>>573665109yes they're shit for splatoononly official controllers have good gyro
Powerchads how we feeling?
S3 is a kusoge.
>>573666710how's the internet
>>573668494shit
>mechanic clearly has boobs in the new comic issueSo much for people thinking it's a yeb lol
>>573665432Powerful.
I'm back after a 3 year break, just joined Team Power
>>573673862Welcome back
first x100 powerbross
whats up faggots? gonna shoot a kid in splatoon?
>>573659686Not my woomy, she very blatantly looks like she doesn't think.
>>573677225In some ways yeah
yeebies lover darker skin veemos
It's splating time
Splatting my woomy's womb!
Just won 1x conch :)
>>573681291Fresh!
Someone dodged the 10x battle
Everything is working against me being able to play in this Fest. I'll be sad if this turns out to be the first one in which I don't get King.
Victim of another deserved rape by shiver stans
>>573656893Who the fuck are you.
>>573673303Those people are retarded for not looking at the eyebrows
>>573665432>jap teammates = casual win>western teammates = extreme lossI think we still win but fuck me I forgot how genuinely retarded the average goblina fan is
Speed blitz bros, how we doing?
>>573689024Thats just a good sign considering its the most voted for in japan and least voted for in the west
>>573690362Wonned 2 x10Losted one x10Otherwise I'm 50/50
Playing bows is a lobotomizing experience. You're not encouraged to go for oneshots ever, this is just a Jr in backline form.
>dominate all game>lose because you didn't dominate the last 5% of the gameEbin! I love turf war
>>573674910Idk why I did this
>>573691472yes, that's the difference from a chargera stringer plays like a jr, trying to punish bad moves by getting its opponents caught in explosions
>>573692579I love how you imply either Jr or stringer require any critical thinking.
>>573692861...they do
>>573693086jr less so, but stringer is absolutely a weapon that requires careful thinking to excelpredicting someone's movement is quite difficult with how agile a player can be at any given time
https://x.com/ovolo123/status/2075927090856354135
>>573693086LOL>>573693301Again, you don't have to oneshot anyone ever, you just AFK paint and shit out chumps every now and then to refill.>b-but the inkjet kitHave fun getting raped by chargers.
are ya winning son
1 king fish?
>>573693985there's a fest you wageslave
Without power, you can't splat.
>speedcum too fast>tacticsirrelevant>powernow that's real sex
>>573694050i dont give zero shits about splatfests anymore i wanna kill some fish and get money
>>573694272>tactics>irrelevantt. never had sex ever
>>573694272>tactics>irrelevantSomeone doesn't know 'the move'
>>573694407>>573694464veemo and woomy lies
>>573693985Let me in, can't stand this garbage mode anymore.
>>573695013open
I fucking love this adorable scrunkle
>>573694272>>tactics>irrelevantvanilla bitch
B&?
>>573695013supposedly i had low battery so my console died at 25% and now theres a 10 min ban, so sorry
Asking again.>>573651642
>>573696380Happens, don't sweat it.
>>573696397Ask your bf joey
>>573696546lol this troon is still mad over last splatfest
>>573656709Can you make a fancy frame for me, since I’ll not be wearing the Splatfest T during photos.
>>573658029And yet I have lost more than I have won.
Any fast wooms want to play?
>>573696504thanks man, its up again
As a powerbro I'm having the time of my life and winning 90% of the time, we got this in the bag
>>573697352I'm a powerfag I like being stomped on by shiver
>>573697487Based
yebs are so easily entertained
>>573697487No you aren't
>>573698080Explain my most recent match then
>>573698541>not showing your name
>>573698680I'm shy
>>573698716No you're just a tourist
>>573698541slut.
>>573674910COMPUTERENHANCE
I got a wipeout and my dumbfuck teammates wouldn’t move forward so we lose.
Who cares
>Spirhalite Islands Mechanic
>>573697249Oops, my bad. Thought it'd take longer to charge. I'm back online.
>>573699278Fuck you.
>>573699278I cares
>>573698716you couldve had art of your ceph being stomped by shiver but you're too shy
>>573699278me
Woomy
>>573697487You're not being stomped on by shiver you're being stomped on by a group of retards
GG speed teamu
>>573699540No one draws /ink/ players anymore…..
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
deserved for playing bl*b
>>573700120report him!!
>>573699814I like to think I am
>>573674910It looks like something's pulling shiver's top in the first panel.
>>573700120haha
>>573700860That's just me dw
>>573700578you are being stomped on by a group of timmies.
>>573701927hot
ty for the games Athu, Nyx and Almotx100 gang
anyone from team speed want to play a bit before pb
>>573703778I can
>>573703019I can't believe anon is losing to these retards
>>573703909opening
>>573703019Good squids.
>>573700120based
New>>573705978>>573705978>>573705978
Imma pause it right there Anthu, thanks for joining
>>573706086Thanks for the party!
>>573703019I don't even know who any of these people are
>>573706265whoops, I think Nyx was actually a rando, but the other two frens were from the pool
>>573692465Based
