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DIGITAN RABU
>>573451425>>573451471We fucked
TEIO SEX
>>573451425Guess that is okay too...
>>573450875Trainees destroying the marriage prospects of their trainers...
>>573451425literally me writing uma fanfic but i have liters of awful coffee instead
ignited spirit guts or sprinting gear?
mamboner
>>573451734skip both unless you literally have nothing to buy, then get whichever's cheaper
Lets start the thread with fat juicy plump uma asses
>>573451734Are you GUTS maxxing?
>Second heatwave is slowly approaching
>>573451687>humans over Bouquet
>>573451687
>>573451852Interesting so the Alt Outfits have different home screen responses. I never knew.
ExcelUma (26/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>into spreadsheet autismClub ID588536995please reply with your ID here or have /uma/ on your profile so we can identify (You)
>>573451809what if i need more gamba accel cuz no head-on
moar like Angling and Squishing am i rite hahahhoho!!!
How many Nature hairstyles would we eventually see by the time 10th year anni arrives?
>>573451978How soon before bald Natie?Mohawk Natie?Afro Natie?
>>573451978564
Do I buy NSM+double circle sprint corner or Nimble+Burning spirit SPD or Burning spirit SPD+double circle sprint corner?
>>573451930nyes
THIS IS UMA ABUSE!
>>573451978Literally Housewife hairstyle
>>573452058I think you should eat your veggies and call your mother more often
>>573452025You already messed but sure, get burning nimble
>>573452025how many races did you run in that career and did you luck into fast learner? because that's a really nice setup. also, deck
>>573452058You should eat you vegetables.
>>573452115What did I mess?
>>573426651Based brat tamer Teiobro, I hope you can improve ovr repvtation when you report back. May she choke on your fat hog!
>>573452159nsm probably more valuable than it's on is what he's referring to I think
>>573451425Me when i'm trying to finish a new uma career in one day without having done a prior quick career for the daily carats
>>5734521194 extra races with Fast learner yes
recommend me some NTR doujins teiobros
>>573452221Cute inu musume
>>573452092Is that Gary Oldman?
>>573452184So fucking flat. No bra needed, just my tongue on them.
>>573452213In that case shouldn't I get NSM+sprint corner since Burning spirit SPD is a more expensive It's on?
I would like to make a formal apology regarding defending MANTAfter playing Unity for some time now after the update, and then going back for the event missions, I can confidently say this feels like dogshit to playI was lucky I never went back to Unity DURING MANT or else I might've hated it as much as I do nowEven going 500mph using Hachimi it is near unplayableI'm sorry again for speaking ill of MANThatersThat is all.
>>573451852drink lots of water bwo
I need sex with Zenno Rob Roy so bad it's unreal
>retention line : 844k
>>573452265"Itabasami na Wakachi Ai" is one of my favourites.
>>573452381teio is not that flat, she's bigger than makween
>>573452516I will roll for her!
>>573452567
Tama seething...https://files.catbox.moe/xw79vs.jpg
>>573452528What the cow doing?
>>573452390If NSM is so important then I will go with that
>>573452759Bricked.
>>573452735>>573452487Sweaty cow
>>573452776Don't shay that...
*smooch*
Anyone feel like a bit of RP ill be nishino flower
>most interesting thing in [other game] is new dialouge that completely shifts the lore>most interesting thing in Uma is hype for being able to play the game less
>>573452958Hi Nishino flower, it's me, god. You're dead.
>>573452119Here's the deck, I really low rolled guts
>>573452958aaaah stop raping me
>>573453001...you're going to let it run while you're asleep though? How is that playing less?
>>573453028Nyo! Get raped Get raped Get raped!!!!
>>573453028Bakushin...
>>573453028prepare to have your buds blossomed
ohamile
good morning, bwos
>>573449527something about your schedule pissed me off so I did some thinking and I fixed itherePerfect 23 race rotation and you don't need to ever do a 4chain
>>573451567sauce?
>>573453275why hashin fillies over asahi hai
>>573453238was so disappointed when I read this horse scene, nothing happened I hate Miura
>>573453275>Nambu Haihuh
>>573453334t. danchud
>>573449527>>573453275Now it's Asahi Hai for crown umas because umas like Brian, Bourbon, Fujin and Biwa with Asahi hai as objective exist
>>573453334Compatibility with current day parents. But youre right, it's likely that people will drop fillies entirely after they find out MANT has no rival races and Auto GL is guaranteed SS under the independent training schedule
>>573453334better spark and sex
>>573453225Her race outfit is so slutty
>>573453379Its the Kawasaki Kinen but Uma.guide fucking sucks and doesnt have it as an option yet
>>573453225It's good milening!
GOOD MILING
>>573451425Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>573453238
Umagrok generate some teio lewds, make no mistakes
>>573453470
>>573453618
>>573453634D-DAMN
Are we sure umas fail to hit top speed in nakayama 1200m? We have so many accels
>>573453634Ludicrously lewd
>>573453634>irl horse had a fat backside>they nerfed her big butt in the gamerobbed... utterly robbed...
oh wtf the new icarus is out
digitan is my onahole
>>573453634>>573453761
>>573452213It's on is definitely better then NSM for this CM
Can't wait for sweepybro to hide "that" in the new icarus version
>>573453796Link?
Which Uma has the smelliest, cheesiest, vinegariest girlfeets?
>>573453379Game adds 4 extra Dirt G1s in 1.5 anni but you only add 2 to your parent farms because the rest overlap with races you already run
>>573453870https://github.com/EdenUmaBots/Umamusume-Icaruswtf they removed all the source code
>>573453796Danchou about to get his fans
what if i kissed bon bon
>>573453976glup
>>573453889
>Train a crazy trainee>Start going crazy yourselfThis seems to happen somewhat often.
>>573453976which is a good thing
say i haven't played in forever, talking about og URA onlyhow do i go about to start parent farming right now?can't really get my head around it.. is it better to use my own 9* blue with ura or lower blue with more whites and what do i even look to borrow?
>>573454073Tachyon's body would be so fucking filthy. I need to give her a tongue bath.
>>573453976Only corpos do this type of shitabort
>>573454105whites usually matter more than blues, but don't settle for 1*, you want 2 at least. Same for pinks. And pay attention to affinity, which in simple terms means running all the G1s and matching that schedule as much as possible between parents and grandparents
me and who
>>573454105don't even think about using that parent if it doesn't have atleast 20+ unique G1 wins URA is only good for making a racing stam lineage, after that you fuck off and use that lineage to make a MANT parent with racing stam and other style specific skills you need that can't be farmed elsewhere
got my first ss yesterday with a full wit deck in unity cup
>>573454105ignore blues for now and start whitemaxxing generic shit, loop triple crown milers like oguri, el, grass etc on URA
Dober has a dirty mind
>>573454437>first SS>nowBwo if you said your first UG I'd understand but how did SS take you this long?
>>573453836haha it looks funny when I rotate it haha
>the amount of skill points earned after background training depends on the LB and rarity of the cards you bring and not the actual effectiveness of the card I'm gonna vomit
>Check decks for GL CMs>In over half of them you slot Bijin wit
>>573454450>>573454317>ignore bluesBut my uncaps....
>>573453796I usually don't care when people use bots to farm and I'm not gonna start moralfagging about using this shit but it does kill a mood when you are competing against them in rankings.
>>573454604
>>573452012>bald Natie
>>573454450>>573454317yea, that's what i though about blues, i'll just pick the parent i have with most whites and then borrow one with a lot of whites as well and do some URA runs for those racing spirit sparks and see what happens
>>573454662I guess my LB1 Yeppers will get some usage again after all
>>573454651even more fucked upthe type of card doesnt matter, only its rarity and LByou will cap speed with 0 speed cards
>>573454589She would demand that you kiss her while you cum inside.
>>573454672it's unlikely that you'll cap all the stats since the gain gets giga tanked and you're incentivized to build your lower stats instead of hammering overcapped stat training. And if you just came back from URA your deck might be shit, unless you're a leviathan
/uma/ owes me sex
>>573454810
>>573454802isnt this good for f2p gawds? so 6 ssrs really was the buhi advantage after all
How well does Bakushin do in this CM environment? worse or better than Capricorn?
You should trust your trainee.
I don't know how to into Sprint so I just mutated a Suzuka and gave her Runaway
>>573454802>>573454651so i just put 6 random event MLB SSRs i have and win?
>>573454975Depends on the trainee...
>>573454975Of course!
>>573454984run triple pace, eventually one of them will hit SFV + BB and autowin
>>573454651>>573454802People who cleated welfare cards are even more bricked now
killed ticket 2 times for the event missionthanks bitch
>>573455021Yes but ideally you want cards with golds you want too
>>573455034The trust you feel for your trainee should be unconditional. She is in your charge and you have to have faith in her, no matter who she is.
>>573454975She keeps biting me.
>>573455129Is that bad?
>>573455126Should I REALLY trust my cute Curren that much?
Seemingly random in getting them but Independent trainings do get even gold skills from Ao Haru.
>>573455102Whichever uma banner you aim for after July is over will reward you with Steampunk Tickezo spooks.
>>573455159you wouldn't fuck stinko
>>573455308Maybe... maybe not...
>>573455308I'd fuck her in her stinko
>>573455258I wish she would spook me to...
>>573455535I'll be ready for when that time arrives.
>>573455418Cute vagina bones
Tickezo rimjob
>>573454957Everyone with a good unique that can activate should have a chance this CM.
>>573455632Im a bit Kotobuki fan and a spook of her would be most welcome
>>573454651I'm kinda ready. Last card depends on the distance, currently Jordan for medium hints. I also want to slot in sasami but i dont know how it handles pal/group cards
didn't know they allow harlots in Tracen
>>573455759
>>573455787SLUT
>>573455759SWEEPY SEX SWEEPY RAPE
Such a dirty girl.
>>573455746how many different umas can we have appear in one deck of cards
>>573455787sexo
>>573455843that's a literal juvenile you fucking retard
>>573455787Slut...
Why don't you try being kind to yourself?
>>573455764Ugly nepo baby and her kkklan
>>573455897OUT OF 10
>>573455843>>573455948Kitasan...
>>573455948>>573455897>>573455759
>It turns out that the way you avoid getting the + versions of the Spirit skills isn't by buying them with fewer hint levels. To avoid getting the Racing Spirit + skills in URA, you avoid facing off against the strongest form of Happy Meek. It's winning too many challenges against her that triggers the ability to generate the Racing Spirit + sparks. Unfortunately, I don't know exactly how many challenge wins it takes to transform Happy Meek into Unhappy Meek.is this true?
>>573455787No...
>>573456043I hope it's true because that sounds really fucking stupid
>>573456043afraid so
>>573455728The pacer mob would be even worse now than it was in Capricorn so her ult triggering at 3rd or lower would be even more gamba than SfV or Blossom but if it hits she might have the ult timed to become a speed inheritOr if it came late because she needed accels to get into 3rd it would turn into triumphant pulseAt least i think that was how she was so damn strong back in Capricorn actually
We do NOT want to fuck Sweepy.
Seeking the sag
>>573456179Brat milk...
>>573456179fortunately i am not we
>>573455764Nakawaii FestaAdorfevreStay CuteCute Journey Gold ShipFenomarriable
You ever wonder whay umanko tastes like
Pedo hours
OOOOOHHHHHAAAAAAYYYOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU>requests JBC ladies sashes
Best uma to eat sushi off of?
Post greys
Hi
>>573456043what does the + version even do?
>>573456481Ogurin
>>573456481I want to eat the sushi inside the uma yum
i made new aces and they all lost to my old aces that i thought were worse in practise
>>573456483one of these is a purple
>>573456481Suzuka
>>573456481Haru
Uma armpits?
>>573456757Dont make me post it
>>573456483when are we getting a HUWHITE uma
Umas farting in your food.
Guys if i want to field an oonig Suzuka this CM how much stamina would she need?
>>573456938564
>>573456938450
>>5734569382
>>573456201Seeking her eggs
>>573456938750 and another oonig
>>573457040
>>573456938It's sprint...
>>573456485White woman pleasant surprise!
Musume
>>573456862You should post it
>>573457182Pretty
>>573456485Her ass is a wonder
TICKEZO NO
the filters for my daily legend changed and I clicked start without thinking wtf
>>573457330Curren
>>573457281
>>573457398swapped device? the new one would default to the latest uma trained, and I guess you probably did a suicide MANT
>>573457448Chan
>>573457481This is a good post desuwa
>time to take a break with umamusume till CM starts>time to play a new game>said gameI'll never be freed of umas
I hate that I have to wait for borrows to reset now. Where are my two free extra borrows? I want to play the game
>>573457481>Mcqueen_gaming_closeup.jpg
>>573457530ko
>>573455040My beautiful brown wife.....
>>573457645600 kilograms
>>573457481HE'S FAT
>>573457745Its okay to be a bit chubby as a stud or retired horse
>sundayaman saw this and thought FUCK HE HAS AURA
>>573457645skipping this bbw goddess has been my biggest regret
jfc is my 862k actually not going to be safe this week?
>>573457849she's not a BBW she's literally just 5'10
>>573457981>tfw she’s taller than me
>>5734579815'11 but yeah180cm is huge for japan (especially women)
>>573457849bbw gets coopted for anyone between 60 and 200 kgjust say you like fat women
Do umas care about trainer's looks or are they so desperate to be picked that they choose anyone?
>>573457849she's spooked me twice and also she's useless
I dont like fat women
>>573458076dick size preference is essentially the same as looks preference
>>573458076the 3 goddesses specifically set up umas with their ideal torenas>but what about npc umasunblessed dregs
>>573458172
How long until rickey I'm gonna explode
>>573458051i do like fat womenbut also slim womeni’m a fence sitting centrist
>>573458235She loses the weight after a little diet. All is good.
>>573458175Verxina...
>>573458175Curren really is our girl.
>>573458043wait for real? I knew Bono's height was around that range but I thought it was more 5'8 or something, added a few inches for exaggeration>she's taller than meFUCK
>>573458175>all good umas are in the sizequeen but average is ok tierWhat a coincidence
Who the fuck is this in my bathroom?
>>573458453uid?
brick-182 has a spot open for anons who want a chill and comfy A+ club25mil every month, reply with your ID and I'll invite you or apply in game with /uma/club ID: 835612678
>>573458453She's tall, yeah. Taller than me by a centimeter too.
>>573458494Looks like a slut to me.
>>573458494>no hatthat's rice shower's sister, bread shower!
tfw umas are taller than you, a grown ass man170cm bros...
>>573458494post raisu1
why are there so many manlets in this thread
>>573458453T R A C E N ?RACEN?
>>573458598
>>573458608SEA general
>>573458594dont worry bro there's always the child umas
>my trainer is shorter than 190cm
>>573458524Words cannot describe how badly I need Blast OnePiece
>>573458704inari one is very big tho
>>573458704Just imagine...
>>573458594women in my country are tiny so it's not a big deal, fellow 170cm GOD
180cm isnt that tall, when I kept seeing everyone mention Akebono's height I was expecting her to be like 190cm And the way Golshi is depicted everywhere makes her look 2m tall but alas there is no uma close to my heightIs there any JP uma taller than Akebono?
Do any Akebono mains have a comment
>>573458741She's a cute fluffy dog uma for sure
>>573458704GRRRRAAAAHHHHHHH INARI OOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEE I LOVE HER SO MUUUUUUUUUCHHHHH
>>573458741Taiki Shuttle already exists bwo
>slop
>>573458704>akikawahuh? what are they implying
>>573458734King Halo would prefer a short king.
>>573458704Flower could probably suck me off without kneeling..
>>5734579684 days for it to jump less than 18k? Not impossible, but it was 840k this week and somewhere around 830k the week before. Semen retention for next time might be closer to 855k, we'll soon see. But if it gets around 860k during Saturday, then I would be a little cautious
What did they mean by this>>573458782The screenshot I posted included the jp umas. There is no one taller than Akebono>>573458862Non-asian size buff idk
>>573458704Perfect size
>>573458494Rice doesn't touch herself...
>>573458841I do love Taiki but she is a different kind of dog. She’s a golden retriever whereas Burapi is more of a samoyed.
>>573458989She is a teenage girl with a healthy libido.
>>573458704https://qwertyaz111.github.io/hug-simulator/Test it out.
>>573459018please don't call Blast that ever again, you're disgusting
>>573458704>womanlet lumped in with the children
>>573458989She's taking a shower and you're walking in on her
>>573458782all the baskerballers are in USA bro
>>573459103hahahahahah how the fuck is she so small hahahahahahahah
Mambo :DDD
hachimi hachimi ha chi mi
HahaBraapi
so when are we getting secretariat
>>573459054Saw this one, holy.
>>573458704Daichi Ruby and Rice Shower awaken inner sides of me that shouldn't be possible
>>573459054Standing blowjUOOOOOHHHHHHb
... and then you wake up
>>573459368post raisu4
3 speed 1 wit 1 pal 1 stam is the meta
>>573459103but enough about slug journey
>GL is just URA 2.0When are we getting a FUN scenario?
>>573459351lmao lanker
>>573459463in March next year with L'Arc
>>573459427what the fuck man
>>573459427Really good picture
>>573459409
>>573459054me and flower
>>573459427umamusume but it was in my dream
>>573459341Based, I might pull Ruby because she's cute.
I want the umussy... A crumb of umanko
>>573459596cute fluffy rice
Will there be more meta cards with sexy art in the future? I want to get flashed by hot umas while training
DOKI DOKI DOKIWATASHI WA SUPPA SUPPA SUPPA HIRO MITAAAAAAAAAAIII
>>573459931i want her to ruin me so much
Ruby HATE
>>573459054>https://qwertyaz111.github.io/kabedon-floor-simulator/what the fuck is this disgusting shit that you shared
>>573460046PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>>573460113Don't say that....
>>573460168I know you like it whore
Imagine going out with a hag, ahahaha
>>573460339Oh how wonderful that would be
>>573459785Rice is soft and fluffy
>>573460391Hooray for Rice
>>573460391cute laisu!
>>573460339Yeah just imagine her just picking you up with her car, driving you in places, talk to you all the time, paying for the bill, take you back home and kiss you on the forehead as a goodbyeThat would be... i mean ahah
>>573460203>PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE>the fucking VRchat video
How long till Grand Live Falco and Copano Rickey? I want to go broke
>>573460391Not fond of soft rice, hard rice is so much better in almost any setting
>>573459931Frontgods get the best cards
>>573460168Dober likes it rough.
>>573460601The schedule is in the op manrickey next week gl in 2
>>573460516>>573460478
>>573460639>that falco cardWhat a fucking whore
>>573460639German wife spotted!
Rice... Sex...
>>573460639Even Flash is giving her the sexy eyes I want to lick I want to sniff those umadol thighs slursh sluuuurp
Kill Rice Shower
>>573460835That looks like more than Rice sex...
>>573460835Rice sleep
>>573460894Curren would NOT say that.
>>573460757>exposed feet
I'm out of borrows
>>573461060my god Eishin is so fine it makes me cry
MEN
do i glue the run?
>>573461253nyo
>>573461253The fuck are you training for
>>573461253If you dont reach 3600 stats by January its over
>My Trainee stole my wallet
>>573461253your facility levels should be good enough to be able to have a strong enough y3
>>573456201Sex
>>573457968Probably cutting it close at least.As people finish making CM aces there's not much else to do besides parent grind and remake TT Umas.The higher it climbs the more pressure there is to replace TT Umas too. So it could snowball a bit between now and GL
>>573461337Tamamo...
>my trainee added money to my wallet
>>573461457Which Trainees would do this?
Dober's tight umanko is mine to use.
>>573461494any of Mejiros or Satono
>>573461494Dia
>>573461494Haru Urara because she thought the wallet looked like a cute goldfish and she wanted to see it eating the money because it made her laugh a lot
>>573461494Dia would do it out of the goodness in her heart. Trainees like Gentildonna would do it while mocking you for being poor.
>>573461553Ulala truely is the cutest uma ever
Guys my trainee keeps making fun of me because I have a velcro wallet, even though it looks badass. She also hates it when I show up to training wearing a button up shirt with flames, cargo pants, and socks with my sandals for some reason
>>573461592>Reverse FindomHoly
>>573461639Should have scouted Ace
>>573461592>goodness of her hearttorena-san...
Trainees who would not mock me for wearing crocs 24/7?
>>573461592>Calls me poor>Gives me 50 bucks>Somehow I feel like the asshole.Would he an interesting relationship.
What the fuck.
>>573461494Fukukitaru because a ritual revealed to her that on that particular day holding money in an amount that's divisible by seven is the only way to escape disastrous misfortune and your money amount wasn't right and she couldn't bring herself to correct it by taking some away
>>573461842
charging
My trainee said I should get a hair transplant...
if every banner is a must-pull in jp, doesn't mean that the game is in that gacha endgame power creep spiral and is moving towards eos?
>>573461309>>573461327>>573461347i don't think i'm gonna make it...>>573461315long TTstarting with lates because of lpwer stam requirements
>>573461882Yanko wit is still fine?
Tazuna take a deep breath
>>573461970>long TTThen you'll be fine
>>573461959Gold City...
Which trainee would take money from your wallet?
wtf is Neicha eating
>>573461970forgot image
>>573462084squid cone
>>573461882We love powercreep here
>>573458175>gold ship>likes it smalli doubt that
>>573462049TamaFestaCreek
>>573462084Squid. Also NATIE MATING PRESS NATIE MATING PRESS NATIE MATING PRESS NATIE MATING PRESS NATIE MATING PRESS NATIE MATING PRESS NATIE MATING PRESS NATIE MATING PRESS NATIE MATING PRESS NATIE MATING PRESS
my trainee committed identity fraud…
Grass Wonder's fat butt on my face and then on my lap (after sex cuddling)
>>573462153she's for shotacocks
>>573461963JP unironically needs a season 2 thing where they stat squish new scenarios. And CM/TT would only use season 2 umas
>>573462084Wife...
Telling dober it's really weird and unsettling for a lady her age to be drawing manga fan art and putting on the most cringe-expressive face I can to put her down
>>573458175Micropenis havers always eat good in these tierlists. Suspicious...
>>573462313Literally why
>>573462313this but i'm putting her face down in bed
>>573462265
>>573462265try not to gos
>>573462357she can never realize what a bad lover and torena i am if she's in a constant state of shame and self-hating thought spirals, my place in her life is secured this way
>>573462375Dober...would enjoy that.
How come the wife Nature umagenda is still going strong 5 years into uma jp?
>>573461060Now I finally understand why I was naturally driven to Falco from the beginning... she is footfag bait and I fell for it
>>573462324I mean would you really argue Super Creek wouldn't love to make your little tiny weewee go pew pew?
>>573462584>feet>on a DIRTERyou play a dangerous game
>>573462424
>>573462568Dober is not a lewd uma.
>>573462467What a toxic relationship you'd have with Dober...are you pleased with that??
>>573462598creek doesnt care about the size or shape of the penis at all, only how fertile you are
>>573461882>not even 6 monthskwabreminder that to say competitive in JP you have to buy 5 (FIVE) passes for a total of ~50$ a month
it seems like the only stat that really matters for auto play is SP bonus, everything else is determined by the Rarity and LB level of the cardIf you have any specific configuration I can set it up, my card pool is limited though
Tachyon LOVE
>>573462570everybody loves Neicha, it's been a thing for nearly 3 decades now
>>573462663...
>>573462868>>573462832Dober...
>>573462832>>573462868I love this pervert
At least Digitan is the pure sort of otaku
>>573462832Kek, Dober the kind of uma who is not only on pixiv, but on deviantArt as well. Even Digitan is (a little) scared.
>>573461882What skills does she have?
>>573461253final resultWARNING: class 5.5 shitter desu~still the best long uma i've made, even compared to MANTI'm guessing>more races>switch out kingu??
>>573463101Rice would do this
>>573463047>deviantartunc that place is forgotten already
>>573462752Welfare SSRs are better then SR cards right?
>>573462968Digitan looks naked without her bow...
>>573463159yeah, MLB ones anyhow
>>573463148Eh, it truly does suck and is now plagued by AI slop, but it's still a decent place for a couple of obscure fetishes, especially written work. When it finally dies I will be sad.
>>573463208
>>573463125It's the skills that's important bwo
OYL DIDN'T FUCKING FINISH AGAIN SCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEISEEEEEEEEEEN
>>573462832Based donkey. Shame that I wont be able to roll for her after Oguri, Stego and Liliac
>>573463125replace king and borrow something other than rikoDia has a recovery in her kit and together with curvature you can be at ~900 stam and be fine for most long races. King is worse than even Sweep so you could in theory swap her out for the brat or borrow another ssr speed card with a usable gold.
>>573463148I know a guy in high school that would post Slenderman art he drew on deviantart I think he got married but I lost contact with everyone I talked to in high school
>>573463313
>>573463245Cute
>>573463414>>573463313>>573463208rape is good
>>573463245Brian…
My trainee cried when I said I can't have children
>>573463414>>573463313Fuji Kiseki is a good candidate for charisma break...
Unity is so FUN that I managed to mutate 1F+3G umas already and I wanna mutate Digitan next and I wanna use them all during CM even if I win or I lose
>>573458175make one for torena's height.
is auto gonna win the off affinity races?
whens contrail
>>573463637i wasn't the one who made that, if that anon is around, onegai
>>573458175Why does Curren like micro penis
>>573463556
didn't bring enough speed sparks award
>>573463409i was thinking kingu's power bonus could scale power better, but i keep forgetting that the level 5 facilities in y3 can cover that insteadin which case, borrowing mlb natie should be better no? then cover speed with welfare jordan and sweepy? those two with kita overcap me consistently on 0% speed umas
>>573461763*gifts tomato*
>>573463725she doesn't. anon who made that was a retard
>>573463752>bring more speed sparks>cap speed even faster
>>573463725>>573463904Isn't she obsessed with being cute and cute things?Of course she would be a micropenis lover, come on.
>>573463725Curren likes cute things and cutemaxxing, whore memes aside
>>573463725>>573463904Curren likes average sized cocks the most because her trainer has an average sized cock
>>573463904So she is a size queen
micropenises aren't cute. they're disgusting for being such genetic failures
>>573463770thats a possible thing you could do yeah. I'd maybe borrow the pearl speed card and then using the bright freebie ssr instead of riko to maximise gold skills in what will the end up being a 5 ssr deck. Who knows ofc if all of those chains finish but it'd work stats-wise
>>573463360same but guts bakushin
unity is so stupid broken
>>573463947>>573463943She'd also ask you to shave your pubes
Updated IFHA ranking
>>573464116The fuck are you training for
>>573464117i'd do that even if she doesn'ti hate having pubes, especially during sex.
do i want NSM on backliners?it is that or i get meticulous measures + straight adept + homestretch hastekinda overkill on late race speed tho because im sweepy
>>573463904women dont like any below average penis, the list is just dumb fun anyway
first time i run out of borrows since M*NT started
>>573463101Rice would react like this
>>573463904this isn't true she had sex with me
>>573464131The Irish are kind of cooking
>>573464292Do you want to get stopped
>>573464408anon, everyone has sex with whorren. does not mean she enjoys all penises equally
>>573464432>only one horse trained in Ireland on the listWhat did anon mean by this?
>>573464554shhh, let him be. that's finemo's trainer. we all agreed to keep quiet about his irish brainwashing hypnosis incident, right?
>>573462968I just know she flicks it crazy style
>>573464297what's below average to you
I likehorsegirls
>>573464686anything below 30cm
>>573462832idgi
>>573464654mutual gooning sesh with digitan
>>573464654To what? What does Digitan masturbate to?
>>573464838umayuriand voice recordings of torena calling her his oshi
so what I've noticed from people posting their unity runs is that they always have U rank speed power and wit but awful guts and kinda crappy stamis unity not for longs?
>entire general is shorti declare myself king of the manlets
>>573464941No, it's just we're busy preparing for the Sprint CM
>>573464962will you need a halo as your crown?
>>573464941guts is and always will be a dump stat, unity is really good with wit training because bubbles give you a ton of energy and SPfor longs you just slot in a MLB creek and stam sparks
>>573462160tama has poorfag pride and would never steal or borrow money
>>573464941Unity's actually pretty good with that, because of Riko but nobody uses her right now with Sprint CM
>>573464292NSM is very unreliable but great if it hits. If you have little other then can be worth.Straight Adept and Homestretch are very good. I'd take them personally.Meticulous is just gambling.
>>573464905>spoilerShe loves her trainer too much!
>>573464941>wow the anons training for the Sprint CM always have U rank speed power and wit but not stam/guts>I wonder if this is a Unity thing
>>573465270the guy might just be a newfriend. everyone knows about aoharu and riko
>>573464941Everyone's training for sprints, so of course.You'd use Creek and/or Riko for longer races, depending. You can still make stronger long Umas in New Unity then MANT
>>573464838centaur hentai
>>573465302>newfriendthose don't exist, they all died in MANT
why is this place so esl friendly compared to other generals?
ikuno..........................dictus
>>573464941don't mind the shitter dia posted earlier. unity is great for longs because of /our/sexslave, riko
>>573465397esls are the dominant audience of gachas
>>573465457
>>573465397brown generalbrown threadbrown game
Mejiro Fune
I had some amazing pasta in this
>>573465607who is this uma and how do i have sex with her?literally hottest one i've seen in my lifetime
>>573465607Kinfune*
>>573465686it's mcqueen
>>573465686That’s Point Flag
>>573465579esl doesn't always mean brown. for example Umama is esl and everyone orbits her
>>573465807mcqueen is a flattie thoughbeit
>>573465938That's McQueen after 10 pregnancies
I limit tested background play with R cards, it cleared TSS with no issue3000 SP as welli am currently waiting on an SR only run
At my hema club, I usually end up
Mun!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI WANNA PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLI NEED TO PUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLL WHERE'S TACHYONWHERE'S HAG HELLO
>>573466032Did it buy skills? Was she a pace or late?
>>573466172It doesn't buy skills and she was late, you can choose at the start the game basically drops you off at the career summary screen and you pick your skills from there
>>573466143Matikanes!
>>573466170July 22nd …
>>573466315
>>573466240I guess it really just rolles the dices with the distance/surface modifiers. Interesting
IT WAS ME TORENATHE FAST FOOD EMPLOYEES DID REMEMBER YOUR TRAINEES ORDER CORRECTLY AND LEFT OFF THE PICKLESI SPECIFICALLY WENT THERE IN SECRET KNOWING YOUR TRAINEE WOULD BE THERE AT THAT EXACT TIME AND ADDED EXTRA PICKLES MYSELF, PUTTING HER IN A BAD MOOD AND MAKING HER JUST A FRACTION OF A MILLISECOND SLOWER, GIVING US THE EDGE WE NEEDED TO WIN THE FEBRUARY STAKES
>>573466032on the one hand I can't wait for the rug pull when they clarify soon doesn't mean with 1.5 annion the other hand given that "people" are flaunting their bots daring cygames to stop fucking around and ban them, it would be good for their optics to release it
okay it has happened 3 times alreadyi can confirm that sweepy gets a free nimber navigator hint on senior year QE2update the gametorah lazyasses
>>573466389Love these two dummies
>>573466032in the meantime, it seems like parent procurement has a different formula for winning races compared to background play? Either that or I just got exceedingly lucky, a sprinters stake win on sprint E
hello my name is mejiro anon
Mejiro Ramenu
>>573466551Why are all modern JP scenarios so goofy and unrelated to racing anymore
>>573466502Read their fucking annoucement retard. It comes on the 1.5 annihttps://x.com/readyouretard/status/2073481973666881787
>>573466502you suck at reading bwo
Will the GL and anni banners have free rolls?
>>57346635313 DAYS IS TOO LONG A WAIT
>>573466767Supposedly 60/40 on Tachy/Hello and TeioWit
>>573466678Because everyone hated the previous scenario. MANT 2.0
>>573466689I have literally never seen the tweet that is the only thing that directly states that
OKay but I really really really really really really really really really reall yreally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really reall yreally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really love Stego.
>>573466678the previous scenario was racing related. they just release goofy stuff inbetween
>>573466767they'll have free rolls but Riko got hers changed to be 100 solely on her banner, dunno if itll be the same for Light Hello
i want to play 3 speed in grand live. so tachyon kitasan, and flower. then fm for wit and light halo for pal. how can i get stam for free?
>>573466925Return to tradition
>>573466925Bad news. You have to run a stamina card.
Just watch, youtubers are going to try to gaslight niggas into rolling for T*io wit
i have a conundrum, do i go to the oi dirt races on the 20th, or do i take the train out to kasamatsu and see the races there
>reading JP fanfic >drunk Tazuna raped the Toreina >continues to drink with him and have drunk sex Even our japanese brethren have dictated that umas are rapists
>>573466925LH will give you the stamina via tokens if you're lucky
>>573466873Stego cute.
>>573464292Only take it if you have extra SP to take it or Natie didn't finish her chain. I'll still take nimble thoughever
>>573466825Quite an odd split>>573466892Guess its time to wait and see if they'll be Cygenerous
>>573467042But Tazuna isn't...
does that shit say Turf A Distance G has a 50% chance of winning
wahey
>>573466523I get hard whenever I see Sweepy doing this in my home screen
I want to escape this cruel shit world into my uma wife's comfy womb, but since I am a male she wants nothing to do with me
what do you guess are top 5 more chaotic dorm rooms?
>>573467105Well I hope they make it all on LH again.
>>573467161Look into your heart. You know it to be true
the fuck is this yugioh shitass skill
>>573467431I'll simplify it;"before the Final Leg, if you are 2nd and within 2 lengths of 1st, +.15 velocity"
>>573467431do you guys actually read skillsi just buy anything that is tagged to the current distance and style im training my uma in
>>573467620>do you guys actually read skillsno i just post screenshots on /uma/ and hope that other people explain it for me
>>573467431>is this yugioh shitass skillAnd just like yugioh your grown ass should be able to read the text.>IS THAT TEXT BROKEN DOWN INTO BASIC EFFECT RESOLVING CHAINS? AIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE KITASAN BLACK SAVE MEEEEEEEEEE
OYL didn't finish so had to pivot her into an end closer award
>>573467671sometimes i feel like i need to be pampared by super creek and sometimes im ashamed that i want to be babied by a woman
>>573467534Even simpler>close to end of race?>close to front?then>get small carryover velocityAlso it is 0.05 not .15
>>573467819would you rather be babied by a man?
>>573467824>.05amazing game design
what if umamusume 2 had "racing strategies" as a new elementwhat if you could tell your uma to spurt early, earlier than everyone else
has umamusume changed your life for the better
>>573467870depends, how sexy are they
>>573467034yeah fuck it im going to kasamatsu
>>573467884YeppersThe gold version is 4s of .25 pretty much guaranteed carryover though
I practice qigong to adjustSome of these are starting to get hard, and I don't want to just dip into a small linguistic lesson with "this one is the name of an old god or a star" along with the half a million Ribbons and Parfaits that are in the game
>>573467930I dropped a worse gacha game I was playing for uma so in a way I guess yeah.
>>573467930yknow at least Limbus gave me some autistic friends for a good while this dogshit gave me nothing
>>573467976ganbara anon-san
>>573467896oguri we need to box and change your cleats, refuel, and serve a 10 second penalty for track limits
>>573467930I dropped vtubers and grew to hate them because of Uma so yeah
>>573467930>Sleep later>Addicted to using up TP>Irritable due to poor rngI was so close to quitting if not for the autorun news. I can now just train for aces. Every few weeks. I already accepted my soon to be 5.5 TT fate
>>573467930>started waking up at 4am for racesis that "for the better"?
>>573468109I think anyone who decided to stream uma for an extended period of time fundamentally did not understand how a slot machine works
i just joined the ranks of the 5 lowest earners in my club
>>573467930fuck no
Appearently Curren figures are prone to lean too forward
>>573467930I dropped worse gachas, then dropped uma (meaning I quit gacha entirely) and now I just watch keiba, so probably
>>573467930I accidentally was macking with a fiancé’s sister last weekend because there were horses at the engagement party and we had an argument on one horse being chestnut vs bay.
why the fuck am i being flooded with news that background auto play is better than manual parentingwhat do you mean it doesnt count statswhat the fuck do you mean Dirt G races are still a 50% gamble???????why would cygames do this
>>573467930This game has made my sleep schedule worse so no.
>>573468324curren would do this
>>573468324just post the Whorren Chan bending forward easily jokes already anon
>>573468324Show us what’s underneath
>>573468324WHAT COLOR
>>573468590obviously black lace
>>573467930I've met some nice friends in our clubcord
>>573468641Now now, for all we know it could be red or even white
>>573468524I feel like gaming is healing as some game companies dont want to spend on denuvo anymore due to hypervisor and games will be cracked.Im looking forward to dropping this game in the coming weeks / months
>>573468695mambro...
>>573467930i'm not as bitter about being fated to not have a 3DPD of my own, because my oshi greets me warmly on the homescreen everytime i open the game
Pants are hot
>>573468754it really feels like gaming companies hyper overreacted to piracy in the last few years. As if they forgot the only good way to combat piracy is to make buying the game effortless and engaging
IRL Helios has a really good story with the ruby and miracle rivalry being the only survivor and then turning into a comedy with palmershame the uma isn't as kino rino
>>573468896Pants are hot in a setting with a lot of skirtsSkirts are hot in a setting with a lot of pantsVariety is the spice of life
>>573468754I still think the gaming industry is close to collapse what with the state of the world is going to. Japan's going through it too.
>>573466825>>573467105>Quite an odd splitIt's 100 split between the banners. So if you pull after reset but before Teio wit is released it's 60/40 but if you wait then it will be 50/50 for you.Assuming they don't change it
>>573468958bokita
Daitaku HeliosRace Record 35: 10-6-1Earnings 683,200,000 JPYTokai TeioRace Record 12: 9-0-0Earnings 625,633,500 JPY
>training restricted to speed twice in a rowwhat are the odds
>>573469187Don't look Nice Nature earnings and winrate
>>573469187Inflation...
>>573469187teiobwos....
this is so frustratingly close to SS that I think its a parent difference, I'll try again really quicklyGL btw
>>573424357yummers
>>573469306they're the same era
>>573468358It's because it's a relatively new feature in JP too
>>573469439Teiobros...
>>573469082Good to know. Still would prefer to have 100 free rolls on one banner instead of having 100 split between two.
>he wasted weeks of irl time on parent runs KWAB
>>573469616>>573468358>can get up to run literally every g1 in existence no matter the statsis that real? can I put dirt G1's on some G dirter and actually win those?
i legit don't want to do anything but fan runs until auto mode comes out
>>573469702you'll have a 50/50 shot>>573467193
>>573469817that's still a 50/50 I'd be willing to take if I'm just doing auto
>>573469187if Helios is so great, how come she didn't get her own anime?checkmate zoomerfags
>>573469809you should do that btw i'm not danchou
>>573468958iirc uma Helios' career story shows both Ruby and Miracle (thin) to fail in their dreams so it tracks with what happened irl
>>573469809Danchou would be sad, though
>>573469187helios is a dirty miler and sprinter
>>573467930Not really, but after a year I'm still in love with this game
>>573469863Teio is carried by everyone around her
>>573468958she can't be kinorino because cygames can't go all in on the yurimancing with ruby, because they're too stubborn about towing the line between umatore and umayuriif they had the balls, they would have made actual love interests within the game,like heliosxruby, and even stegoxorientalart
>>573469187Yeah but Teio has two more G1s than Helios
>>573469852And if you do it manually its about a 0% chance
so there is literally no reason not to click every single G1 on a botted run
>>573470056yeah which sounds enticing to just fuck around and only do auto for parentsyes the skills might not be as good but still
>>573470020retard
>>573467930Didn't make a difference but at least it's entertaining.
HALT! ANSWER THE SURVEY, please.
>>573470084yeah why notif you dont hit you lose nothingif you hit you gain a stronger parent
>>573470236I barely ate in 2 days now
>>573470108The skills are the sameParent runs are deadGood riddance
>>573469993only for the episodes in-between injuriesyou mean to tell me you didn't get hit with anything when she went"i'm never going to be able to run like that ever again"??
>>573469863
Umas are making another yuri ASMR https://x.com/marika_0222/status/2075155472009896152
>>573470108the skills are the same and the golds are basically guaranteed
>>573470382so literally there's no reason to not just click every g1 regardless of distance and track
>>573470380uhhhhh, I don't see how this is releated to uma?
>>573470236i've been eating too much for the past two weeks now
>>573470342I mean, someone had to help her move around when she was injured
>>573470443Chaining races decreases your chance of winning
>>573470037are G1s the equivalent of ring culture in keiba?like, rudolf's 7 undefeated being MJ's 6 undefeated, and kitasan's 7 with some chokejobs being lebron's 4 with some chokejobs?
>>573470532
>>573470545I mean of course, but there's not many moments where you do 3+ g1's in a row
>>573468896
>>573470561most of us in this general are too european to know wtf you are talking about
>>573470443eyupits a feature made for a version of the game where the only difficult aptitude you need to buy skills for is F
>>573470236two ham and cheese with mustard sandwiches, one coffee>>573470561kind of? just some G1s are "worth" more than others
>>573470545yeah, the same way hitting 20% failure trainings decreases your chances of succeeding future trainings
sky high teio rape
>>573470236AIEEE DON'T MAMBOBLAST ME
>>573470680>>573470545Yes chaining races decreases your chances of winning but on dirt mile + triple crown there is no situation where youd need to 4chain(kyoto is a dirt G1 just ignore it looking different)
>>573470634okay, how aboutrudolf 7 = ronaldo 2 world cupskitasan 7 = 1 messi world cup
>>573470901impregnating an uma that wears trousers is kinda hot
>>573470901Highwaist pants are kino sex outfit
>>573470919dia is too pure to do something like thisstop mischaracterizing her! you pornbrained, hormonal, pig of a monkey
>>573471073but Dia would do this
>>573471041>>573470901i don't see the appeal at allyou don't even get a glimpse of her skin. no, open shoes don't count. i'm talking ankle height and above.pants are a man's clothingwhile skirts/dresses are a woman's clothing"sexy" does not come with pants, because woman =/= pants
>>573471073how can a pig be a monkey?
we buying this?
>>573471207you've never seen a curvy latina in form fitting skin colored pants
>>573471280nah thats too expensive
>>573471193Kek
>>573470236I had two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number fourty fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.
>>573471323My trainee looked at me like this when I said I was single and ready to mingle
>>573471207It's not a matter of how much skin someone shows, but how an oufit can highlight and enhance the shapes of a woman.
>>573470950ronaldo and portugal in general has not performed super well in world cupsbut one thing that makes rudolf's wins more prestigious than kitasan are the triple crowns and double arima kinensso like kitasan black is a forward that performed well in club leagues and even scored in international competition while rudolf was literally part of world cup winning squads
>>573471280yeah, you use these -> get your archive lvl up -> get carats
>>573471207A woman with a nice ass in tight blue jeans are sexy as fuck what are you talking about.
>>573471323I'll never lose to Dia's evil boobs
>>573471207Bikini schizo mindset
>>57347023648oz of coffee, 2lbs ground beef with diced onion/pickle/ketchup/mustard/cheese with various spices. I call it the naked cheeseburger.
dia is 13 you know
>>573471073
>>573471552out of 10!
>cm aces done>retaining class 6 >making parents are a waste of time now apparentlyWhat do I dooooo???
>>573471560>>573471464Sex
>>573471690>making parents are a waste of time now apparentlybro......
>>573471690>making parents are a waste of time now apparentlythis has never been true
>>573471690gimme a smooch?
Finally a decent pop
>big niigas like tahbo or suzuka are actually bad in sprints irl because the sprinters CAN chase them downwtf bros is this true in uma too
>>573471849Find out next week
>you have to get your parents ready in the MANT months gwo or you'll be bricked in grandlive
>>573471823kill yourself, chiyonigger
>>573471849the spurt starts at the gate in sprints
>>573471823*smooooooooooooches you*
>>573472159The mad dog of mejiro...
AIIIIIEEEEE MY EARS! TASUKETE!!!!!!!!!!
>Super Creek with pantsThoughts?
>>573472048This nigga larping as someone else
This comic sucks
>>573472267I'd rather kms than post ai sloppa...
>>573472250YOUR EARS WORKED SO HARD FOR YOU TO BE ABLE TO HEAR ABOUT THE DERBY UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>573472267Aren't we all, really?
>>573472264That's a shotacon.
Did I just bakushin?+ slipstream, thh, ignited spd, wit, guts
>>573472272Finally Tazuna can get married..
what do we think of proto- Yamanin Zephyr?
Why would someone play with my heart like that?
>>573472264Very nice mom jeans
>>573461882>can’t use wit nature in global on nature>can’t use new wit nature on nature in modern jpCYGAMES PLEASE
>>573472571looks like a mob uma
>>573472571she got a boob job..
>>573472571Flat
>>573461882why hasn't this site been translated into english
>>573472571lacks two very important assets
i wish i got better whites, but this is a good enough speed parent for me for gl
>>573472573Something easily bought is also easily disposable
The patch rush is over, I'm burnt out again.
>extra training eventwill you?
>>573473110Take energy, unless at max energy or have a debuff to remove.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11757500
>>573461882>no hint quantitybrick
SR only GL SS Auto ParentDirt Mile Medium Long Rotation3700 SPMANT is dead
>>573473227My home
>>573473327p gud for auto
>>573473227tachyon is mid afi'd rather suffer pokke's roars in bed than have to deal with that crazy bitch
>>573473327No parent runs until auto.
>>573473327>>573473450>>573473391fuck me i used the wrong image
>>573473504It was methe original owner of dirty maru possessing you to post her
I have a bake ready but I'll wait until like page 6-7 since we're slow anyway
>>573473680>>573473680>>573473680
>>573473450>>573473504Kill yourself, hagfag
>>573473504That's really nice. Does it always finish the card's event chain?
the lion does not concern himself with parent farming
or not.......
>>573473716seems like it, yeah
>>573473668I'm sure your bake would of been more butter
>>573473970nah I was just mostly taking it easy with it so we won't have a stupid janny on us for baking too early like before
>>573472264ubersex
