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Thanquol soon, friends!
>>573469652seems that way
>>573469652based
What is the most wholesome image from /twg/ you have saved?For me it's this goblin declaring his friendship to me, the viewer.Second place goes to the image of a goblin declaring his friendship to Archaon the Everchosen.
Legendbros.. Our parachute..
New Cathayan tiger techs (available for all Cathayan LL)
>>573469487Favorite, eh? Then where's the Lords of Nan-Gau pack?
>>573470115What went so wrong? All the strategy shilltubers that I follow made a bunch of videos on it at release and then quietly went back to their usual things
>>573470092#2
CATHAYAN PARATROOPERS
>>573470092
>>573470115when he said europa was less toxic than total war i knew legend was a total faggot drama nigger that will never ever recover, he will be that way for his entire life
Tamurkhan's still weak as heck brosI hope he gets more buffs
>>573470115Personally, I enjoy Crusader Kings but then just cant get into any of their other games. Maybe Im just not as autistic as I feared I was
>>573470662>when he said europa was less toxic than total warAlso imagine the Paradox community hearing his center lefty/lolbert fusion takes. They are either chuds or tankies, chat would eat him alive
Gangraped on turn 1
>>573470092Girl Archaon trying to look cool is just so wholesome to me.>>573470139Nice, time for another Bhashiva campaign.I can't believe how much I've actually grown to like her, when they revealed her I was just thinking "What's the point?"
>>573470849why are you at war with the dissenter lords?
>>573471142cash for war support scam
>>573471179then you have no one to blame but yourself lol
>going back for more TroySOMEBODY STOP ME
the buffed miao army is more for the AI than for yourselves, idiots she constantly gets wiped n fucked by chaos
>>573471654Then CA clearly knows what they're doing because Nan-Gau grenadiers have really good auto score
>>573470459wow cathays numba one is there anything they can't do haha
I wish Curse of Da Bad Moon actually dealt damage.
>>573471890You should have seen the Sayl buffs lolThey were buffed AGAIN
>>573471936wtf he was braindead easy before
Uh cream bros they are coming for us....I don't wanna paypig 500 euros....
>>573470849This is an easy win for any competent player.
>>573470115EU4 was one of the most tedious and boring games I've ever played EU5 had no chance of being good.
Actual good change
>>573470178>buying a paradox game within 5 years of releaseretarded decision everytime
>>573471646It makes me physically yawn and want to take a nap even opening troy.
Why the fuck did they buff tamurkhan
>>573472290MP, apparently.
>>573471179>>573470849Maybe next time you'll have your caravan pass through the Dissenter Lords lands first, and then declare war on them?
>>573472393Wait, what? Are you telling me some mpnigger actually had problem killing things with fucking Tamurkhan on his toady? Jesus Christ, just euthanize the whole lot of them. Be doing them a favor.
>>573472667Nah, CA fucked up they should have decreased his price lolA lot of stuff in MP is bad because the price is too high
>>573472290https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/forums/15-multiplayer-battles/threads/13577-community-sourced-peer-reviewed-balance-recommendations-list-patch-7-1Nurgle is weak in mp
>>573472667Nurgle is Turin's pet faction, they did it for him.
SAAR
>>573473170formerly brahmin
>>573473170when are they fixing bhashiva women looking like roided men?
>>573473170Saar, we not dogs eater, we street pooper!
Who do I play to test the new patch?I guess cathay got a lot of shit.
>11 turns>AI already has 3 armiesthank you CA
>>573474039try playing on normal
>>573473946markuswulfhart
>>573474039just corner camp like a man
>>573473946Bhashiva
>>573472906>mpfags just list their dogshit and retarded stat changes in a list>ca follows it 1:1>all for 50 guys playing a shitty gimmick modeI hate mpfags so much, I'm glad even redditors are catching on.
Comfy ogre mercenary life...
Blackfire Pass has the actual Blackfire Pass battle map in the campaign and Greenskins get chariot mounts from mp.After ten long years...
>>573474039All you're suggesting is that you can't handle that.
>>573475202imagine raping asuka
>>573474039They really need to work on the economy the free 3k per turn everyone gets is such a crutch but without it the game completely falls apart. Worst start is def gelt going against that snek lady. (I havent played since they added cats so not sure if that helped)
Do you know what Tamurkhan really needed?More health
>>573474506I thought CA fired the guy who was trying to force multiplayer as a "thing"
>>573475606MP fags are always the loudest in the forums similar to hardcore pvp people (they drive the game into the dirt and then complain it wasn't pvp focused enough and that's what killed it)
>>573475202>just beat 3 armies with your starting poopstack including waiting X turns to recover any losses bro>whoops the other 3 armies rushed the other end of your empire and you losted 40 turns
CA is trying to implement twitch integration polling systems. Looks fun. Another way to make some streamers sperg out.
>>573469487Great OPMiao Ying best friends with Karl Franz
>grimgor starts campaign with a goblin big boss heroWas it not a black orc big boss before?
Wait, did the ai rework not fix warriors of chaos?
>>573475926>Turn 11>implying AI has doomstacks and not shitstacks>implying recovery takes longer than 2 turns>magically puffed into existence another 3 armies that weren't mentioned before>you lost 40 turns on turn 11
GIVE ME THE VAMPIRE COUNTS REWORK YOU SONS OF MOOTLANDERS
>Kill TK general>Army don't crumble to dustUh oh ...
Why do elves keep approaching me to ask if I have dain bramage?
>>5734762793 shittsacks > 1 shitstacksome armies take a lot longer than 2 turns to recoveryou know every faction but you has 3 armies ready at all timesits gonna take 40 turns to clean up the mess created on turn 11 and you know it.
>>573476417If only Repanse had an area of effect damage ability.
>>573476417when the AI bunches up like this I get so hard about using magic.
>>5734766061 player shitstack > 3 AI shitstacks, besides that AI won't attack you with overwhelming force, they are just not coded to do so, at most they'll throw at you 2 armies, or wait for you to attack one army inside a settlement.Step up your recovery and replenishment game. Sometimes it's preferable to have a couple of your shit units wiped and recruit new ones instead of waiting for your tier 0 uni to recover from 5% to full.It's irrelevant that AI has numbers advantage over you because it's up to you to mold the map around you to your needs. Use diplomacy properly, you don't even have to cheese.Yeah it will totally take 40 turns to rebuild that one green building in 2 of your T1 settlements. Totally that's what happens.
The reason they keep appealing to MPfags despite them being a minority is because MPfags constantly make content and youtube videos which shoves the game forward on the algorithm and sites like youtube so MPfags act as free advertisement and to give the game a more vibrant and lively community feel than there really is whereas no one really cares about SP content.
>>573477174>Use diplomacy properly, you don't even have to cheese.all the niggas hate my guts and wont take peace deals
>>573477180One vtumor gets more engagement for Warhammer than the entire mpcuck scene.
>>573477458
>>573476417>>573477026>>573477145
>>573477347You probably tried to play all sides. If you want order faction to give you a NAP, don't engage in diplomacy with evil factions and vice versa.Don't try to play all sides. I'm saying this because this was the most common mistake my friends are constantly making.Turns out AI doesn't like double-dealing players.
>>573477180I think they keep making MP balance changes because those people actually give feedback
Are there any cavalry that can actually just stay in a fight and not suck ass or are all cavalry reduced to cycle charging?
>>573477695they all hate me from turn 1
>>573476173cutest azhag art ever
>>573476279Try it as gelt vs that slaneshi whore that starts next to you.
>>573477596bret is really good in these blobups because they can have superhuman vigor easily
Drawbvlls draw some kino
>>573477702There are some truly dedicated turbo autists in mpnigger clique, I give you that. That forum post someone linked is proof. I pity the TCLAP employees who have to sift through all that shit.
>>573477808Rush diplomacy techs, unless you play as Greenskins then you kinda have to unga bunga waaagh your neighbors forever. But you should want that when playing Greenskins so that shouldn't be a problem.>>573477980Just cast "I win" spell from the "Lore of easy wins"
Fucking pigback riders, how do they work?No really, their stats are so crap and their unit number isn't even big, but somefuckinghow they still put in such good work for me, they always kill a ton and can tank for a long time.
>>573476371>Force me to make endless shit stacks! I couldn't do that before!
>>573480397Usually when unit oveperforms it means it has good animations. Dunno if that's the case here but that's my bet.
Do you think that Total War: Warhammer 40,000 will have DLC powercreep?
>>573482032you call it powercreep I call it de-sovling
>>573482032Inevitably, that's how you make money from the paypig secondaries
>>573477752Rot knights and grail guardians
>>573477752STOP USING YOUR CAV FOR PROLONGED FIGHTS
>>573482686What did he mean by this?
>>573477752Bretonnian Knights with all of the upgrades.
>>573477752Pleasure Seeker
>>573477180All the youtube videos that get hundreds of thousands of views are wacky singleplayer mods/challenge runs tho, so thats falseThe answer is simple anyway: they really, really, really desperately want TW to be a "professional" competitive game especially with 40k and M3 on the horizon because these retards still live in the previous decade where everyone wanted to have a comp scene for their video game
>>573482763Are you the same anon who complains about his cav getting stuck in infantry?
>>573483205No. I was just genuinely curious as to whether or not there were any cavalry that actually do well in prolonged fights.
https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/forums/8-total-war-warhammer/threads/14809-stacking-contact-effects-%E2%80%93-update-8-1Multiple contact effects can now stack and apparently there is more where that came from in 9.0, so I'm guessing they are also unfucking the game from the weird shit and maybe they will finally add some mechanics sliders from Pharaoh for campaign customisation.
>>573483332What does this mean?
>>573483510Stuff like stacking burning auras, or nurgle's bullshit plagues, or Ghorst's endless zombie tides are going to absolutely decimate armies now.
>Twitch ExtensionWho asked?
>>573483290Sword&Shield variants usually do quite well against any unit that isn't anti-large. But because of the charge bonus that every cavalry has and what stats red skill lines provide it is still advisable to every now and then disengage even if only to regain some battle Vigor and re-engage moments later. That still allows you to do much less micro than using cavalry with lances. If you can provide them with perfect Vigor like Grail Guardians have for example - all you really need to do is occasionally cast some healing spell on them.
>>573483332as if the battles aren't fast enough already
>>573483876Me.
>>573483510Let's get for example Skarsnik, he starts with poison! attack. It's a debuff he applies to enemy units when he hits them. He also has a unique contact effect from his skill tree called Skarsnik's Death Juice, it's a hit debuff as well with a damage over time effect. Before this patch, the game had a hard limitation: only the latest contact effect can be applied to enemy units, so if you defeat some lord whose defeat traits gives you a contact effect (Like Kostaltyn, he gives you flaming attacks or Katarin with her frostbite attacks) you will never see Skarsnik's juices ever again. Now you can stack these things together.
>>573483332>they literally just keep buffing Nurgle
>>573483290For the same cost cavalry unit generally has worse MA and MD than equivalent melee infantry unit, compensated by higher speed and CB. If they had high MA and MD what point would be there in infantry that is slower and with worse charges? There are units that are expensive enough to just brute force prolonged combat though if you're punching down cost-wise like Grail Guardians, Rot Knights and Bloodcrushers(?). With tech/redline skills they can be buffed enough that they'll trade well enough against similar tier infantry even in prolonged combat (as long as its not against AP AL weapons like halberds)
>>573477752Azzat Knights
Figured out what was the key to ogre early game.You gotta get the bulls with the dual weapons. They're such an immense improvement over the regular bulls it's actually kind of unbelievable.
of all the mods to bug out didn't expect this one
I was just playing an Epidemius campaign and the battle against Malus was ever so slightly in my favour...That was until he transformed and immediately caused me to suffer army losses.
>>573485093huh all my other 29 mods seem to have loaded in just not the faction specific settlement capture pics one
SEX with loli Archaon
Epidemius tip: Inflict a plague upon Malus before fighting him. This will provide:+5 melee attack for your entire armyRegeneration for Epidemius-4 leadership on all of Malus' troopsIn addition to the negative effects of the plagueYou don't need any upgrades for the plague, just a standard 200 infections and a basic plague will get the job done.
aura farming siege tower design
FUK nigga why can't I just not update
>start new grimgor>doing fine>war on bhashiva>nu-tigermen are giga op and can trade even with black orcs>she has like 3 full stacks of themfuck
wtf chariots on the wallsone of the coolest wh3 siege maps
>>573487626more gobbo archers!
>>573487894
>>573488270Every time i see a cool close up i just remember how it actually plays and resist installing it.
>>573487190this is modded right?
>>573475058One wrong put right. But the Great book of grudges remains full.
>>573488390opposed to which game?>>573488821just qol not any unit modsthink thats just the vcount siege tower no?
>>573487229Nigga, tell me why can't you stay on previous version?
may the stronger skellies win...
>>573489434>Decide to play Arkhan the Bl*ck>By turn 13 my Crypt Ghouls have like 70 MA, 40 MD and 70 WS, instantly disintegrating any skellies they touch>His bats have 40 MA and 50 MD, tearing apart shitty TK chariots since lol cabt charge flying units>In couple more turns 3 more Hexwraiths come onlineOPEN THE LIBER MORTIS
>>573489871>>573489434In fact when you factor in AP, the skelemanii cannot have high enough armor roll to avoid being oneshotted. They are literally getting vaporized on contact. LMAO.
>>573490386>meat shieldbone shield
40k is going to be esports as fuck. You know it to be true.
>>573490901nigga whatno one plays TW mp, DoW is likely to be mp focused though
>>573490901>make it esports af>make it super dumbed down>just a few factions on start main focus is orks vs marinesThis sounds a lot like DOW3 the one that was ya know DOA
>>573491979dow 3 was only dead on arrival because of a hate campaign.
>>573491136>no one plays TW mpThat won't stop them.
>>573490901>Have a customer base that is 99% single player>Try your best to cater to 1%, sabotaging your majority customer base in the processCome to think of it, CA has developed its own unique variation of "catering to the modern audiences". Quite interesting.
>>573492070Based hater chads.
>>573492070based
>>573490901don't forget, for console too.
daniel can recruit the base roster of the four monogod factions, right? he doesn't get the DLC units?
love these blue niggas man, best units of tzeentch
>>573492712He does get some of them - mostly the "daemonic" ones - example toad dragon, not the "mortal" ones, they are even unlocked by default, you don't need to gather glory for them to be unlocked.
>>573492712he can get dlc units
Today I will remind them
>>573493193LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO they thought it was fuckin star wars
>>573493193tldr that
40k has endless DLC potential and it feels like a monkey's paw that CA is in charge.
>>573493193star wars bros losing bigly
>>57349319340keks do be still seething about StarBVLLS
>>573493193With how 4chan works (especially now in the twilight years) most of those are probably one dude
>>573493193Oof.How humiliating for Star Wussies.
>>573493193I am at least half of those.
>>573493767
Satisfying.
>>573493193Empire at War 2 soon
>>573494058The only satisfying victory is a pyrrhic victory
>>573493193as much as i hate both settings, star wars total war would've been much more retarded
imagine being genocided by a small tomboybaka
>MP faction balance changes>Buff the two strongest factions so they get banned/dodged even more>Mp niggers seethe because the changes are dogshit>Sp niggers seethe because any mention of mp triggers their insecuritiesWhat was the plan here?
>>573495163Wdym? Cathay is pretty weak in MP and that's why they're getting buffed
>>573495287They buffed norsca and slaanesh, the nurgle, tzeench and gc buffs are okay but don't really change the fact that those two factions completely dominate every tournament
I fucking suck as Kairos so much it's unreal and I don't even know what to do as Changeling Tzeentch is my fav faction tooFuck my life
>>573495163>because any mention of mp triggers their insecuritiesYou niggers dictate the balance of the game, of course the 95% of people playing the real game are going to be mad at CA once again using your shitty balance sheets as gospel.
>>573495163I will NEVER EVER forgive the MP fags for butchering summons and removing the gameplay feature of undead armies dying when you killed the lord.NEVER EVERYou ACTIVELY made the game worse! Yes I am seething! FUCK YOU!
>>573495897just mod it?
goofy unit
NOOOOOOO MY STATCHECKED CHINK RACE ISNT STATCHECKED ENOUGH SAVE ME TCA
>>573496118just mod mp to be balanced
>>573496118>just mod it?You can't, they ripped the code out of the game.
wait vamps don't get global recruitment? damn
>>573496805raise dead is right there just find a corpse pile
WTF, Nurgle doesn't get local recruitment?
>>573496961yeah its p good igdo i need the building for it before terrorgeists start appearing?
>>573497086No.
>>573497156No you just need a larger pile of corpses or just a different roll
>>573490901Simultaneous release with console kills it before it even comes out.>>573492070Also the microtransactions to unlock the actually good units, the hero focused gameplay with skillshots for everything, and pissing off the continuity nerds with how they handled Angelos.
>>573496284Every VC unit is a decade old.
>>573497156The bigger the pile and the longer its been around the better.
>it is against sigmar's teachingsnigga you are fighting for ghouls n zombies
Why the fuck did they nerf the armywide speed buff traits/skills for Slaanesh? You can't even blame the MP niggers since you don't get traits/skills in MP battles.
Giving katarin an heir!
>>573498029Balance change for the 3 people who play head to head campaigns.
made for BKC
>>573496284The fucking AoE2 stables stock sound effect triggers me every time
>>573498408Nay.Made for BF(elix)C.Karl needs to get horny wrangled by his wife once and for all or Volkmar is going to get pissy.
>>573498029To spite GBoG since it's his favorite faction.
>>573495730I reward your faith with knowledgehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbz72uPtKSQ
>>573495008Undeniable proof Nagash was weak
>>573495897CAN WE PLEASE SEPARATE MP BALANCE FROM SP FOREVER?
lol CA always forgets to propagate changes to RoR
Funny how all those retards claiming it wasnt gonna be 40k evaporated
>>573493193I always saw that star wars """"leak"""" as >I saw planets and space, so its star warsboomer ass takeThe fact it came from a fucking sony "reporter" was all it took for me to disregard it
>>573501878Oh they are all still here. They just pretend they weren't the retarded ones.
S Q V I R E when is the Bretonnia rework????
>>573501878Actually I said total war and 40k don't fit and I was proven right by CA changing up the formula so much that some people really think that there's going to be a HD2-tier online meta campaign. I won.
>>573502258Yeah yeah, next year you will bring a different cope, people loved the little gameplay we saw
>>573501878>he thinks most werent just shitposting to make 40kfags mad.And they succeeded
>>573502524>copeI loved the gameplay too
>>573502074Star Wars would be fun if CA could do Naval Combat.
>>573474730>NagaOgres don't have an N pass nobody just wants to ask if they have one
>>573498408>Flick the vatnikShame, but I guess there's not much choice if you're bombarded by state propaganda 24/7.
>>573474730Knowing Ogres he just woke up and brushed the ash off>>573503897It's ok he's gay
>>573502594>we were merely pretending
>>573506815Your obtuse denial tells me you were also a yinyinfag seething when we were shitposting about her being dead
Vaginal sex with loli Archaon!
>promise to bring a patch to fix the AI>all the changes are related to very specific late-game crisis situations>most care is given to the latest dlc powercreep which i will never buy because i have 0 interest in slaanesh, furry chinamen and high elf sea lordThis changes nothing in my game essentially. Very disappointing
how long will it take for space ogre kingdoms and chaos dwarves to be added to 40k?
LL for this feel
>>573507514>space ogre kingdomsThat is marines, so release>Space chaos dwarfsThat is adeptus mechanicus, a bit later
>>573507676Suicide
Thoughts on the new patch?Started a grimgor run.Cant say I can report terribly much, but it did seem more to affect late game ai. For the most part ai seems to act rationally, though I krumped and then allied tamurkahn and he’s stayed quite passive since.They said they buffed miao yong’s start but she still got ran over by vilitch/sayl even with me killing zhatan.It feels mostly like a cleanup patch, which God knows this game needs like 5 more of, but it seems fine as is. Really want to see the endtimes dlc now.
>>573507676Japan deserves two more
>>573507676I can’t fathom how people watch this kinda shit ‘sincerely’.It’s like saying you play those uber-coomer gacha games for gameplay. No you don’t nigga.
>>573507676What the absolute fuck was that?
>>573508173Zhatan would have saved Miao if you didn't kill him
>>573508501It's a story about how addiction ruins your life.. It's a deep story for real it's just a bit silly sometimes...........
>>573507676new ep is out? no fuckin way gonna pause my campaign rn and watch
maybe its just because they are wood elves but they seem to still be doing it
miao and bhashiva after this patch>>573511604is that new? so its not fixed? :/
>>573511604>not even in the woods
>>573502135My bet, FLC with Dogs of War
>>573507676>>573510579Is that the power of Nurgle or Slaanesh ?
>>573511604What turn number
>>573512530a little bit of both, but mostly nurgle
is the AI bug fixed or am i sticking with my good old trusty fix mod?
>haven't played in a bit >try to play chaos dwarves>rush grimgor since he's usually a problem>by the time he's taken out I get jumped by arbaal when my two armies are too far away to do anything any tips for them?
>start nakai campaign>siege unplayable manually due to gate opening bug can't attack gatemy ll is solo getting swarmedfuck this game
>>573513564Aren't all dinos wallbreakers? Just get some fucking tier 2 bastiladons.
>Before I accepted the contract, all of this was Chaos and Skaven territory, all three gates were down and Miao Ying was down to just Nan-Gau.>Everything Zhao has captured was skaven from Clan Eshin, which I also pushed back except Miao couldn't hold on to the territories I was giving her so they were getting retaken right from behind me until Zhao stepped in.I dunno how truly effective that starting army buff was for her AI. Maybe Miao Ying just starts out with way too many enemies around her.Anyway, where do you guys like to start your ogre Outer Heaven? I want a nice set of islands, maybe Ku'gath's or Aislinn's.
>mp cultists causing retarded changes againIf I put my wood elves in the tree line you would rage quit.If I bait your archers and you fail to be able to micromanage them and turn off their ranged attacks to save ammo you rage quit.If I bring a full cavalry stack or hold any troops in reserve or use my ranged troops as skirmishers and screening troops you rage quit.If I use 'banned' spells you rage quitIf I have the audacity to play the game within the limits CA imposes alone, you all rage quit.If I play a faction that is currently out of the meta, you rage quit.If I use a unit that is considered unfair, you rage quit.If I decide on an army comp you do not like you rage quitIf I take advantage of terrain in any way or LoS you rage quitIf I do any of this for any small period of time (a single weekend sub 10 matches) my handle is passed around private chats and discords as someone to be auto barred from ever being played with - 80% of the MP playerbase rage quits on sight of me, forever.If I do not follow a 100+ set of arbitrary rules by a community of sub 50 people who all circle jerk each other off about their skills in their autistic 'modded' version of MP - 1 in 5 games do not result in rage quitting.If I do not suck up to the ecelebs and literally worship their presence and opinions as sacrosanct I am denied all access for an indefinite period to their little personal cargo cult clubs that CA lets run the MP *scene* such as it is.There is a reason that even when we had 150k players MP could not get 1% of that. Sure CA does it no favours but no matter what they did as long as its such an incestuous cesspool of retards slobbering eceleb cock all day it will remain dead.MPfags are mentally ill. Delusional in the extreme. You are a blight. Every time a small cadre of faggots declares themselves the arbiters of the 'true' player base while having single digit numbers of it - and the devs give them time of day - the entire series dies.
>>573502074Assuming it wasn't even completely made up, I believe this tooHowever I can also see CA eventually making another Space Fantasy/Scifi game now that they have a framework/engine for it. But yeah, Star Wars game does not exists for now at all, not even in preproduction. I guess in 10-15 years maybe? Assuming anyone at all will still care about SW by then lol
AI still groups up and doesn't movePatch didn't do shit
>>573516082did you read the patch notes? it more or less says the ai will continue to just clump up but at a certain point, probably hard coded, let's say at turn 50 they would then just zerg out in your general directionprobably still as a clump40k is not looking promising
>>573516431WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST HAVE THEM NOT FUCKING CLUMP UP
Why can't they vibecode a solution
>>573516739They don't know how
I can't fucking listen to this Costin asshole holy fucking shit I've never heard a more annoying voice.He sounds like he's about to break into tears at all times, I don't even understand how that's possible. It's like how you can tell when someone needs to take a deep breath and calm down before they continue talking, except that's just literally his fucking all-times standard. I've never seen someone who needed to learn to speak from the chest this much.
unironically miss legend's campaign reviews, they were actually pretty helpful
>>573516892What do you think made this update?
so these guys won't break the door down but they also wont just fuck off
>>573517272He only taught how to cheese. If all cheese ends up being patched up and fixed, all of a sudden all your freshly obtained "skills" would be gone.
>>573517457>starving the Ogres
>>573510579I did not need to see that
>>573507676Wait, this is familiari saw someone posting the manga of this to shitpost about 40k
>new patch>promised fix for lazy and static AI>more cathay buffsIs the new patch any good?
>>573519438Obviously, it doesnt work.Im convinced that CA lost complete control over the decade of spaghetti code that is the warhammer branch of warscape.They must be eager to drop this fucking game, but fags keep buying the dlc so the suits at sega demand they keep working on it
What the fu-
>>573519885>hey big boy... doesn't it feel really good to eat?
>>573519438>AI can't get stuck on turn 50 if you buff the player faction enough to finish his campaign by turn 40.
>>573519885gooning in progress
>>573514460Rent fucking free. Your tears give me nourishment.
I think I will try MP on 40k
>>573520428desu if I could run warhammer better I would try it
>>573520428Please... stop...
>>573513917Miao's army isnt the issue, its the Bastion walls. They are far too easy to autoresolve. Since Dechala typically gobbles up third of the southern, she can easily tie up both Gelt and Zhao. That leaves Miao to fend off Sknitch, Kairos, Dissenter Lords and Lokhir, soon joined by Vilitch, Sayl and possibly Zhatan. Its just far too much.If Bastion walls were enough to deter them until, say, ~turn 30 Miao might have a small chance but it'd still likely end badly for her.
>>573520808I just want to make marinefags seethe at my gigantic eldar cock
>>573520808>>573520428I'm going to play the Ultramarines, the GREATEST chapter of space marines.
anyone have any tips for DEI buildings? is it possible to fuck up somehow or is just winging it like vanilla TW fine?
>>573514460You have never played an mp game in your life or actually visited a mp discord.
CA kneels to multiplayer GODS
>>573519885>Slaanesh CultBelonging to who ?
>>573522973Considering the building icon...
Fucker sailed straight from Albion all the way here ...
epirus got hands
>>573523520>Stopping at Cothique was not an option
>>573523146Doubt, Morathi is not a real Slaanesh (race) faction and can't build Cult.Only Nkari / Masque / Dechala.
>>573524045That's not a Slaanesh cult from the Slaanesh faction mechanic anon.
It's crazy that that a mode like conquest took so long to actually happen, we've had 20 years of total wars and warhammer is the only one to have actually good mp battles.Domination is even better, the gameplay is honestly pretty deep, i can only hope these modes or something similar will be ported into 40k
>>573524267They know they struck gold, they've already made statements that their primary focus for 40k will be supporting multiplayer and building the multiplayer community.
>>573524370bait
>>573524370Im betting my cock on an open fire that we will get galaxy domination HD2 mode where you can represent a faction.But I don't think that 40k will be much better for mp than warhammer, it will certainly have lobbies, tournaments and ladders because turin has been asking for that for 10 years now and CA loves to suck MP cock, but I doubt it will go much further than this.
>>573524187?
>>573524737Anon...
>the multiplayer community
>>573521772in every province be sure to decide what kind of income it is going to have and then gear everything towards it. for example in a food province build the granary for the food income bonus, then cows or fields, and then the temple that also provides a food income bonus. then do that for every region in the province to maximize the bonuses
>>573523734these fucks are shitting out stacks and carthage just declaredwonder if this run is cooked, i'll go defensive
>>573523520anti player bias bitch
>>573525319get a navy with 6-8 ships and park it in the adriatic to sink their armies once you take their city on the italian peninsula
what music do you guys hear when playing the game? warhammer 3 music is very mid
>>573525897i watch video essays on youtuberight nowhttps://youtu.be/2lbJPBiibwg
>>573524737It's the mechanic that randomly spawns chaos places under your cities
>>573525768I just lost my general due to siege attrition, got too cocky, gonna see if i have an older save tomorrow if not rerun the campaign I keep tryinna play this mod like WH3 etcDEI has a bug where it thinks you secure magna greacia just by peace dealing epirus, makes the carthage war come way too soon before you've secured it, so peace dealing them is bad cheesegonna try to take out both settlements at once tomorrow...
>>573528267rather not at once but one stack takes out etruscans while other one defendsproblem is you don't fuckin know which settlement epirus will attack, they can go either
nothing in WH3 feels as good as uniting the empire NOTHING
changeling can move the BIG BLACK pyramid but cant transform into settra with his mountWHY IS HIS PORTRAIT EVEN IN THEREWHY WOULD ANYONE TRANSFORM TO UNMOUNTED SETTRAFUCKYOUTWG
>>573528817Why does Marazhai look like Bobby Hill?
>>573528968Counterpoint: That feeling when your Nurgle plague spreads perfectly to the enemy army that is about to attack you on the end turn.
I wish Firebellies did anything that Butchers won't do better, they're cool but don't really bring anything valuable to the table.
>>573531002don't they give replenishment? I think they're also better in melee
>>573530506Go back to /crpgg/
>>573530881>NurgleThere really needs to be a don't ask, don't tell policy for Nurgle players.
>>573531131No, that's Butchers that give replenishment. And yeah, they are marginally better in melee as far as hybrid wizards go... but come the fuck on, you're playing ogres. Your one caster doesn't need to carry the melee fight.
>>573531216My bad, I almost called him Malakai at first, but it's Malekith now that I think about it.
>>573530881>+10% per turn attrition on the enemies or like some small stat nerf or smthWAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW game changinguniting the empire stays on top
>>573469487>following huge loss of dragon-blooded lords and ladies due to Chaos shenanigans >The Emperor has decreed that all his sons and daughters must breed to replenish the losses >you have been chosen to breed Miao YingWat to do now?
>>573531674Start worshiping chaos and ask them to bless my cock.
>>573531228I am sorry that us Nurgle enjoyers are getting more DLC than everyone else.Blame Games Workshop and the End Times.
>>573531987Nurgle is the Skaven of TWW3.
Nurgle isn't fun to playNo one wants to play as snail paced fatfucks
Norsca or warriors of chaos? Which specific faction?
>>573476123I mean, dragons can allow eugenics.
>>573532453Slaneesh isnt fun to playNo one wants to play as speedy paper trannies
>>573532583Slaanesh would be better if they just gave him futanari to replace the troons.
>>573532656>If they replaced the troons with troons
Asking here too because you fags probably know a bit more about Total War than others: how the fuck do I beat the varangians as the Empire? It all feel extremely RNG that I get a rare unit, so I'll have to stick to uncommon units.And using artillery in melee isn't an option.
>>573532716troons wish xhey could be futas
>>573532716There's a difference between androgyny and transsexualism
>>573532781The troons wish they were troons yes>>573532810Lol
>>573532749Stack rangedRanged is OP in that game
Oof, that's good.Also, think this means Yin-Yin might be on the horizon already?
>>573532524Archaon
>>573532918I see, thanks. Do you happen to know if shields still work when they're in melee?
>>573532524Well since norsca recently got a dlc and WoC is getting one “soon”, do norsca.As for subfaction>wulfrik for just gallavanting over the world or conquering norsca itself>throgg for troll shenanigans and invading the old world>sayl for invading china and op mechanics
also unrelated but fucking shit do i suck at thisNever beat the second act because the final battle of the first act always leave me battered and sore, but satisfied, as if I got jumped and fucked by a strong dommy mommy with a girthy strap-on.
>>573533505is that tabletop tavern whatever? the graphics are way beter than i thought
>>573533870Yeah. It is. Unlike Total War games, I can actually do the battles without the displeasure of going "okay, what was I doing again?" once they're done.Models scream "store bought", honestly, because I'm 100% sure they're identical to Tavern Master's.
Tamurkhan's still kinda shit in multiplayer, he should get buffed again.
whats a fun ork kampaign?
>>573534157savage orcs are the most fun always idk why their roster is so funnyjust naked pot belly orcs with bows running over younormal orcs is boring as sin to play, its an npc faction lmao
>>573535303there should be savage black orcs and savage goblins and savage night goblins and savage forest goblins and savage squids and savage trolls and
>>573534157Gorgutz in Dark Crusade
>>573534157only wurrzag, you get foot of gork at level 3 and spend every single fight looking for the perfect foot
>>573535723Fucking foot fetishist.
>>573534157>Ork
Nope, tried ranged, both in fire at will, then volley, then melee to get the flanking bonus, the varangian still won.Starting to think that only a Rare unit can beat a rare unit.
He had fought bravely alongside friends both native and foreignNow helplessly crushed against green and terrible handsSuch bulbous tools could belong only to those known as GlottkinAnd that was the end of Prince and Emperor Karl FranzBut then came a flash and rose a powerful figureOur prayers were answered for there was SigmarHis gaze of wrath was fixed and frozenAt none other than Archaon the Everchosen
>be Nan-Gau>capital of a small two-settlement province>only 8 building slots>1 trade good and two landmarks
>>573539857What's the problem?That leaves 4 slots. One for dragon guards, one for sentinels, one for balloons and one for longma. The rest can go in the small settlement.
I hope they just release 40:TW and then just DLCs to expand it, fuck having to buy 3 games
>>573539857Favorite city of favorite daughter, simple as.
What's his fucking malfunction.Confederate you dumbass, you're about to die.
>>573538062reply to me in /civ4xg/ not here you dumb piece of shit
>>573541443The 3rd Tzeentch Legendary Lord is at the bottom of the Great Maw.
>>573541793I was answering >>573532918 you attention whore.
>>573539179>big awesome emperor gets bitch slapped by a fat murilard>their glowing mega god finally comes down to earth>gets bitchslapped by archaon immediately Why do people like this faction?
>>573543538
>>573543385I didn't know Sigmar fought Grom.
>>573543694I find that thing pretty useless.
>>573545015But we're not talking about your dick?
>>573546114
>>573546159Thank you. I'm oddly proud of it.
>>573545015Yeah but it's fancy enough for Golgfag to want it.
>>573507676average 40keks
>AI Leoncoeur aggressively uniting Bretonnia by putting all other Bretonnian factions (including the Fay) to the sword.Cool new AI behavior.
>>573547441rapebait
>>573547441I NEED to impregnate loli archaon.
>>573548358with hips like that, she ain't no loli
>>573548702Or tits like that.Really, she's just petite, not a loli at all.
>>573548702Hellcrossh made her and named her loli archaon. He says she a loli so she is.
>me when playing any non-chaos or chaos adjacent (rats and chorfs) faction
>>573549309bro faints when he has to actually play the game and can't let it play itself for him
>>573548702>>573549010Yeah I never got a loli vibe from this depictionMore like a genderswapped tomboy version... which is even better
>>573547441>sexy MasqueNot canon.
>>573549627>>573549627Nothing is better than a loli.
>>573549834nah I love womanly features and shapesalso smol is for protecc, not fug
>>573549627>rule 63 an armored dude into a chickFine whatever>lol the armor is actually lingerie-esqe now!Mad fucking annoying
>>573549960I like wamen with fetal alcohol syndrome face, autism and a body like a fridge.. like Ingrid here. But warhammer doesn't have those.
Somehow I knew it was passcuck spamming the loli ritualpost.
>>573550405I would never.
>>573547441>>573549210temu cultist-chan 40k has the best tomboy sorry
>>573550227sounds like any average working class/poor woman in any country
>>573550728For the record I agree with you, Cultist Chan is queen of /twg/ but we can enjoy both
>>573550882no
>>573550728I do like me some cultist chan but she probably smells like rotting piss and shit. Archaon chan is sweet and cute and clean.>>573550759But those aren't virtual.
>>573474506Why do you care? Just mod in infinite gold like you always do, SPlet
>>573483150Does a single channel get more consistent views than the Pixelated Apollo fuck huge MP battle videos?
>>573551515>mp videos from a guy who rabidly hates warhammer and only plays dead non-warhammer tw games do thousands of times better than warhammer mpHonestly even worse.
I'm out of idea. The Varangians feel unbeatable.Armored, shielded, excellent leadership AND armor piercing? So I can't shoot them, I can't demoralize them, and any advanced unit I send against them will be butchered.
my snakefu
Wait, chaos dwarves get a ending cut scene?
>>573552885Why is Hashut crying? :(
>>573553427>all my followers are manlets
>>573551910
My filling fell out after just getting it today so now I'm going to have to go right back into the dentist. LL for this feel?
>>573555040>he's so rich he can afford a dentist
>>573555040uhhhhvolkmar???
>>573554971Her voice lines almost have a jealous, possessiveness of the player, seems to be lore friendly>tfw when my snakefu gives me my daily 4 o' clock pussy smoothie
>>573555040>long awaited tooth bugfix failed to fix anythingTCALUK.
>>573555225not going to the dentist is more expensive than goingunless you can deal with the kind of tooth pain the precedes a root canal you will go there to make the agony stopthat 200 dollar filling is now 2-3 grand (root canal and crown)
>>573558536poor people stay poor.. I'd need like 10k to fix my teeth
>>573558909I didn't go to the dentist from 25 until my early 30s and my teeth just started falling apart all at onceI ended up paying around 13,000 dollars (7 years or so ago)If you're in the US, I used Western Dental, it wasn't the fanciest dentist but the old man there fixed everything and they had interest free paymentsIts worth it
>let's start a new campaign>hm.. what to play what to pl..BRING ME TO MY MENShut the FUCK UP Karl, I won't play you!!>>573559216Nay, switzerland. But I'm so poor I can't afford rent.
>>573555225Americucks...
>>573559262Switzerland is not america..
>Ca-NOT WARHAMMER!>Bha-DON'T CARE, NOT CANON, JUST THERE TO FILL OUT THE MAP!
>>573559262Passfag is a known Eurocuck. The weird double period ellipsis he uses should make it obvious he's an ESL.
>>573559661There is a word for how I type? woah...
Minotaurs of the Imperium (Pistols)
>recruit pump wagon so I have a bit of speed for turn 2>immediately wants to an heroCan u not?Now I have to manual this trash..
Apparently rot knights got some nasty buffs last patchThey now pile on much harder with their new hitboxes and have higher dpsMight be placebo effect tho
>oh no, now I will have to play a game
>>573560981I'm not playing the game. I'm sitting here afk writing on 4chan cause it's a fucking settlement. This is not playing.
>>573560786My elite Tsar Guard get nuked in auto because the system counts all the expendable 1 turn global recruitment hybrid units as ranged for the purpose of casualties so all the damage goes to the dedicated melee units. Kislev suffers.
Scared to retry Grom da Paunch, boyz. His campaign is unfairly hard...
>>573561307Abandon Massive Orcal after getting your first waaagh ready. Go directly to Ulthuan. Its not worth it to get overly entangled in the old world.
>>573561232I remembe rin my last kislev run the stupid cat wanted to kill itself nonstop
>>573559827
Bros I jobbed to a moth..It fell behind the closet days ago. Just came back out and buzzed into my ear real loud.I got spooped hard and rammed my knee into the door frame.Wasn't wearing my gaming kneepads so it hurts real bad and is swollen and red.Also, my azhag campaign is already boring me..
>>573561861I hope you learned your lesson about wearing protection.
>>573561963probably not
Well this fucking sucks.. Apparently he is the gigachad instantly. So I just pray that I get a waagh together by slaying a minor faction and he doesn't come charging cause that would be a game over.
ye thats cool and all but whens release of Nagash
>>573561901Numbers in wrong order.
>>573562808Late summer (October 24)
Today I learned.. Do not send Azhag up a ladder into 3 infantry mobs alone.
mmm.. this is so stupid.. I really shouldn't.. this is gonna bite me in the ass soooo badly..but I kinda wanna see Ungrim's face.
>>573563532She is not going to help you against the Dwarfs.
>>573563937She will or else I'll activate the slut mod.
>>573531131Firebellies have 8 higher MA but 8 lower MD. Also 50 more WS. They get middling damage reflection skill (short duration, long cooldown, only 14 reflect), fire/magic attacks and self-centered explosion. Butchers get Poison attacks, Immune to Contact Effects & Regeneration. I prefer Butchers by a wide margin (heh). Both struggle to deal damage anyways compared to other Ogre troops due to low stats and are squishy, so 8 MD >>> 8 MA. Poison also helps to reduce damage to the unit Butcher is supporting. Regeneration heals any mistcast damage and lets Butcher stay in combat far longer. Also replenishment > whatever Firebellies get.
>>573559313Bruh if it isn't covered by any state/insurance program just drive to some poorfag country like italy and get dental work forbargain priceDon't be a retard
>>573564375I can't afford that.
>come back after a 2 year break >have fun with eltharion start a new aislinn campaign>getting to the good part>new patch is outhamdulillah not a single twink CA bussy will survive the sword of Allah mashallah
>>573564873Why would that patch be a problem? Just load the save and play. What's the big deal?
>>573565447>CheatsDeserved
>>573564873they did this to my bhashiva saveit's over...
is the move as vamps to have a single province filled w all the military buildings as like a recruiting one and just go over there whenever u want a specific unit vs relying on raise dead?
>>573565583cheatLORDS will rule again when total shithammer 40k comes out
>>573564873>>573565726downgrade the game while you finish the campaign steam makes this a 2 click 1min process
>>573565447I run 20 and have no issues.Maybe don't sub to chinese spyware.
the vamp spawn zombies 8 times ability is pure bs lmaowhoops there's now half an army for you to deal with in your front gates
>>573566307But the zombies don't do anything. They can't even hurt a dwarf miner
why did people hate Legend again? Cause he had King Cobra JFS-esque spergouts over Reddit and politics? was that it? Or was it one too many Manscape shillings?
>>573566534they're literally soloing their cavthey do lots if u spawn several around em
>>573566547Cause he stacked 19 archer so other began stacking 19 archer and go "lol lamau this game so easy I'm so good" and the hist and lore cucks were REEEE NOO U NEED A LINE OF SPEARS.>>573566618fuck are u fighting, peasant horsemen?
>>573566721knights errant i think
>>573566763That shouldn't happen. Those have 80 armor and 28 MD while zombies have 2 AP and 5MA
>>573566547he attacked their saint for getting into an unwinnable disaster battle
>>573565447Out of 407 mods, the only one that broke was the city capture pictures.
>>573566000>I run 20that's rookie numbers g>>573567014I'll make sure to break your hymen
>>573514460So many Trvkes
damn these fucks started expanding north asap
>>573567142that's a weird pissing contest you chose
>>573566840The zombos are still dealing around 8 damage per hit and they have a full surround if they're spawned right on top, meaning that the flank and rear zombies are hitting into very low md values so their dogshit stats don't matter as muchEven if the zombies don't win they take a disgusting amount of time to get through and deal some damage back
THIS GUY IS KICKING MY ASS WTFF
>>573567698>Thought he could beat big hankngmi
>>573567698AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME NAGASH!
Since when can a waaagh heal?
>>573568712Since the greenskins learned to talk it out with each other instead of letting their feelings boil up inside.
What an interesting battle.
I'm winning tho. Fuck dawi
>>573550882That's Grace thoughever
OH COME THE FUCK ON MANI just flattened Ungrim who held rank 2 and only with the help of a waaagh and him being stuck in a siege. Now this fat nigger is rank 2 too? I don't wanna play anymore...And the fkn chaos draws niggers are also gonna declare war soon...
>>573571061Serves you right, you miserable green cuckold.
>>573571101why am I suddenly a cuck?
>>573571136Because orcs have no bitches, henceforth they're cucked.
>>573571136>suddenly
>>573566840Zombies also have 16 non-ap. Agaist 80 armor thats average of 6 damage (+2AP) per hit. Also roughly 25% faster attack speed with 12% hit chance. Assume zombies are summoned on top so ~third of them hit flanks of the models (20% hit) and ~third hits backs of the model (26% hit) for average hit chance of 19%. Thats roughly 10 damage x 160 models x 0,19 / 4 seconds = 76 DPS. Meanwhile Knights deal 30 damage with 60 models and 57% hit chance every ~5 seconds = 205 DPS. Zombies have 2x more health though, so their "effective damage" rounds out to 152 if they had same hp as knights.Sure zombos wont win alone, but they'll mangle the knights in process. If they get pretty much any help they'll fight to a stalemate or even win.
>>573571136cause the only things u value in lls are how strong and muscle-y they are its cuck coded behavior
>>573571750Attack speed is not real, all units attack at the same rate, the attack interval you see on twwstats is a normalization factor to account for animation diferences
>>573571974What about the units that are marked as Cumbersome? It outright says they attack slower.
GUYS GUYS LE CHAOS BUT WITH DIFFERENT LE COLOR
Why does China get news before us?
>>573572448Based!
>>573572484You mean the 40K thing ?
reminder that luthor harkon will fuck your mom irlscreencap this
>>573572484because they paypig while west pigs creamapi
>>573571750>x160 modelsMake that 20 at best.Most of a unit always stands afk and does nothing.
When are they going to do the unique item rebalance like they did for generic items? A lot of unique items are fucking garbage, the generic item rework is one of the best things they did for WH3.
>>573476279princessfu my beloved
>>573572448Excellent idea
>>573572918They did mention this a few months ago.We will probably get a legendary item rework alongside the Bretonnia rework.
>>573573310And when is this Bretonnian rework coming through?
Is it true that 40k will be predominantly AI coded?
>>573572570Blue>pink>green>black>red
>>573572784Thats why you summon them on top of the enemy, not in front of it.
>>573547441I look like Archaon irl
>>573555040>>573555225Just buy a waterpik retardt. never had to visit a dentist
>>573574090can't afford that
what is your favourite empire army?
>>57357534019x Outriders (Grenade Launchers)
Why is there a Kislevite at the bottom right?
>>573547441>>573550882archaon chan >>>> cultist chan
So did this 10000 years in the making AI patch fix the AI?
>>573575863>>573511604
Pharaoh Dynasties.
>>573576053one of the best TWs and 'yet the least replayable of all time
>>573575340I do not like this bear, Charlie.
>>573572570Slaanesh and Nurgle feel a bit too normal compared to the other two, I guess the toothy shield is cool
>>573576053>Did a Tausret campaign not too long ago.>Became pharaoh, united most of Egypt, the usual.>Reach the point to where Tausret is in her 50s.>Take a look around the factions I can do diplomacy with.>Tons and tons of factions that had a unique faction leader but that are now led by a generic.That was a very melancholic kind of feel.Also I HATE CHARIOTS.
>>573574090Genuinely buying one after I get a replacement filling.
>>573576053TrickGAWD
>>573576385Egyptian chariots are ass but Hittite Chariots are genuinely excellent
>>573575340>Karl Franz/GeneralsCombined arms army trying to use electoral troops and Reiksguard only in the case of Karl.>Elspeth/Master EngineersAs much gunpowder as I can possibly cram into one stack.>GeltWizards, wizards everywhere.>Wulfheart/Huntsmen GeneralsGreatswords, huntsmen demigryphs and all of his heroes.>Volkmar/ArchlectorsFlagellants and FCM.This probably contributes to why I still find Karl the most fun.
I'm going to start a Bhashiva campaign today . Any advice before I start?
>>573577961Declare war against Goldtooth turn 1
>>573577961Try to stay and move south. Once you get a whiff of grimgor, you'll be dragged into the chaos wastes and chorf territory and never return. d
>>573577961Early tiger warriors wreck face in melee and on the charge but also get wrecked very easily in return, get jade halberdiers so they can absorb charges and also be your antilarge.
I can't play tww3 otherwise I cook alive.I can't even paint my army comfortably because the paint dries too quickly.
>>573578910buy an AC nigger, u can find those cheap portable window ones for like 200 euros if ur in a western euro shithole that only needs AC for 2-3 weeks
>>573578996Portable ACs are extremely inefficient, it's basically just a cooler fan that doesn't actually lower the temperature of a room.
>>573578996portable ones are adiabatic eastern euro shitholes can install a real one for 500-1k
>>573579156>Portable ACs that are basically just a cooler fanlol europoors got scammed HARD
>>573579156thats bullshit, my cousin uses one for his rented flat and it works great for cooling 1 room, inefficient or not, they work, the ones where u have a tube leading outside that is >>573579249yeah but western euroids have em on huge markups + huge install fees as well
>>573579585really? the install fee is around 150 euro here and the cheapest unit is 220. what the fuck is going on in the west?
>>573579806green agenda stuff makes their governments really hate people getting fixed AC
>>573580036Is this "green agenda" in the room with us right now?
>>573580469it's more of an incorporeal thing of government policy to scam people with endless tenders and corruption through those crony renewable energy programs and huge taxes on shit like AC while shutting down nuclear power cause its too efficient and cheap for them in the longterm but yeah
>>573581000So it's not here, got it.
>>573502135Asking for a rework instead of getting good with the faction is cheating anon.
>>573579806>what the fuck is going on in the west?People aren't paid 800€ a month over here. They need to make 4k just to get 2k as a paycheck
>>573580469It's in Europe getting people killed just this past couple weeks lmao
>>573581980more people die because of the temps in the states than in europe btw
>>573582065Shhhh...
>>573582065Don't think so
>>573582065Lmao no, we've had exactly 25 deaths from our currently roiling heatwave and have less average heat deaths per year.
>>573582065The post that angered the Am*ricans...
>>573582208>directly attributedis this like the opposite of the coof where everyone who died "with covid" died "of covid"? lets see the stats for freezing to death preferably not from google ai
>>573582521It's 2026 AD, you VILL take the aislop at face value.
>>573582521This. Any granny that gets a heart attack in yurop is considered a heat death. Meanwhile if a junky dies in a Californian fire started by the heat they don't even count him as a death Tzeentch predicted this
>>573582208>per yearHere are the daily numbers. And damn, ephtracking sucks ass, half the pages just crash and the other half trigger my privacy addons.
>>573582861>illness = death
>count: suppressedWhat do they have to hide?>>573582787That too. European countries don't hide public health issues like Americans do.
>>573582521Freezing deaths are less than annual heat deaths. Europe reached half our heath deaths over a 23 year period in about two weeks.
>>573583050How many states suppress the counts for the sake of looking good?
>>573583050Yeah I call bullshit on those numbers. No way only 2000 mostly homeless are dying of weather each year. My country with relatively mild weather has more. No fucking shot a massive country with 330 million people and extreme weather has only 2k deaths
>>573583273See >>573583029 and >>573582787. The US suppress a lot of stats and don't consider poor or black people to be humans, so they don't count.
>>573583376Based US?
>>573583264>>573583273>>573583376>f-fake newsLol
Total War?
I can't believe this is the battle I end my campaign on.Anyway, Golgfag is super cool and fun, but man, I wish there was some bigger goal to his campaign than just make money and then don't know what to spend it on.
Video games?
>>573583471the forecast has a significant impact on your battles just like winds of magic and environmental attrition
>>573583471total war: current year
>>573583704Trying to reason burgers really is a total war.
Wait so if vampire counts have to rely on bonepiles and raise dead to recruit now what happens to all their recruitment buildings?Do they just not do anything now?
>>573583483i hate these kinda battles because fighting them is just sad and autoresolve still feels like cheating
>>573583469See >>573583029 that you conveniently missed.
>>573583789Autoresolve and settlement trading are both cheating.
>play alith anar>enemies marked for death are across the planet>they get killed before I'm half way therelame
>>573583704>total war: current yearisn't that the one where we talk about how the Druchii just let Kislev ally recruit some of their Reaper Bolt Throwers to help them fight off the ongoing three day special Chaos invasion?
My four chaos warriors beat a dwarf stack with 10 gyrocopters in autoresolveI totally coulda won manually though it was just to save time
>>573582208>Deaths directly attributed to heat>Excess deaths due to heatThese are two very different things. Not trying to say EU has less heat-related deaths (they have more), just that the comparison is entirely unhinged.
>>573584207Yes. Utah, Virginia, WV and some of the coldest states in the US are hiding the numbers that would really jack up heat deaths. Ignore the fact that site is outdated and outright missing data past 2022. Meanwhile some literally who's very liberal estimates put US heat deaths at 11,000 per year: https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/2023-set-a-record-for-u-s-heat-deaths-why-2024-could-be-even-deadlier, barely above this current two week European mortalities and 1/4 to 1/5 Europe's yearly mortality rate. AC prevents heat deaths, I can't believe we're at the Eurocope stage where that's not a fact.
>>573584931>Ignore the fact that site is outdatedAnd yet it's the first site that pops up when I google it. Starting to think that American numbers in general cannot be relied on.
There should be a backstab buttonFuck off lil bro
>>573576165Tragedy even if I like the setting. Had it been say, crusades total war or Diadochi Total War it'd likely be held up with Shogun 2.>>573583050Makes sense as you can mitigate cold issues except for the worst of the worst situation. Mitigating heat and there's a finite limit what you can do.
>>573585087Wonder actually keeps up to date tabs on death certificates and you can easily request it: https://wonder.cdc.gov/mcd.html. You would know this if you scrolled two links down to articles like this: https://abcnews.com/Health/us-braces-extreme-heat-statistics-show-2000-die/story?id=124136576, which is already citing collected heath death data for 2026.
>>573585949>Diadochi Total Warnot enough factions and same-y ones >crusades TW meh, maybe, still probably not put those mechanics into actual medieval 3 and it'd be held up as the GOAT
>>573583471three kingdoms
>>573583483Ok, nevermind, turned out taking that settlement wasn't enough and I got a much more climactic final battle against Grombrindal.
>>573586645
>>573586819
AS HOT AS NAN-GAU'S FORGES
>>573587013
>>573585087>Euros talking shit for no reason... again...>Get stats proving them wrong >Uh no my schizophrenia is a reliable source.I usually have embarrassment for my country until these euros open their mouths then I think...hey being an American ain't so bad...
>>573587228The EndNo way I'm fucking doing 10 more contracts just for the long victory.
>>573584708Yeah the trick is that AI is easily duped by deceptive wording like that, because it automatically interprets these phrases as equivalent. It doesn't understand the nuance of legalese.
>>573587398Who are you quoting?
Total wah?
>>573587484No AC can stop the burgers from melting down
>>573587420weak
>>573587607total wegh
>>573587752Your country can afford social programs because mine subsidizes their military. We can't leave because we don't trust your autistic ass not to start another petty ww2.There I said it
what do you guys think the new tzeentch legendary lord will be?
>playing first TW:40K ship battle>pic rel advisor shows up>"Lord Admiral, may I suggest ramming the enemy"
>>573588798focused on the mortals presumably, like the other 3 monogod lords
>>573589005>TW:40K ship battleAnon I....
>>573589005>TW:40K ship battle
goddamn is this really necessary
>>573589474Yes.
>>573589474Yes because due to how Warriors of gayos mechanics work you're never going to see half of these units
>>573588798Probably Egrimm.
>>573589173>>573589275>>573589674CA said they're not sure will they be in on release but they might add space combat post release in that interview
>>573589005>ship battlesha, hahahahahahonestly i dont even care about that shit
>>573589746>they might add
>>573589005I wish, I found ship battles pretty fun in FotS
>>573589746yeah just after the bretonnia rework
>>573589005Made for getting dommed by Aeldari Corsairs
>>573589876This game isn't for you, it's for reddit.
Squire kill the churl who keeps asking for the Bretonnian rework.
>>573590168It VILL happen
>>573590223It VILL NOUGHTHow dare you attempt to disgrace her by wanting to turn her into.......nuWoC CORRUPTOR!
>>573589005made for being molested by harlequins
I just find it hilarious that the green knight is a manlet and is so trash in battle that it can't even kill a rat
>>573590721Don't worry, he's getting buffed when Bretonnia gets reworked as part of the end times update.
What are the most fun factions for Dark Elves and Greenskins?
>>573591069Rakarth or lokirAll greenskins are the same
>>573591069Wurzag, Lokir
>>573590672Imperial navymen are Corsair property
40k news?
This is gonna be chaotic
>>573583376Nothing wrong with that.
>>573593452cathay gets the most unique maps man
>>573579156Fucking retard. I've got a fat AC in my room that blasts out of the OPEN balcony door and it is 18°C in here while it's 29°C outside.Kill yourself immediately.Worthless shitskin.
>>573593048dafuck is going on in there?That woman isn't struggling as hard as she should.
>>573594161I think a lot of people think "portable AC" means those shitty things that don't pump air outside
>>573594786That goy's dumb enough to pay a 4chan pass, you think he knows what a portable AC is?
>>573476123Post those dragon milkers at full size or be killed.
>>573594439Closeted dyke
>>573595179Damn lesbians. And I bet she won't even record it for the Inquisition.
>>573589005If they just copy BattleFleet Gothic Armada, it will be solid
>>573589746>CA said they're not sure will they be in on release but they might add space combat post release in that interviewThis is them telling you it won't have space combat EVER!
>>573594786Well mine is like a meter tall on wheels and it cools so drastically it makes me sneeze, heh
>>573498773Reminder that Franz was a giga-manwhore in his youth and that the Empress’s pussy (Probably Emanuelle’s too) is the only thing keeping him from relapsing.
HAHAHAHAHAHAi mean what a lovely handsome family :)
>>573596793nope no consanguinity here
Insane battle, somehow I won
>>573598339>Zombie slayer>Kills a bunch of trolls and giants???
>>573598481He single-handedly held off the Luthor Harkon at itza early in this campaign. Sad to lose him ;_;
>>573598571RIP to a homie he's off killing in Khorne's realm now.
>>573598339Bsed skullcannon enjoyer
Can 100 spearmanii kill monke of Khorne?
>>573596793How old is his son?
>>573599458You need to be more specific on the monke and the spearmanii variant
>>573599840look at the top of his head OH NO NO NO NO NO
Sigh. We think we've made our stance on the Nagash situation quite clear. As the leader of /twg/ we think CA would do well to listen to us. Stop doing anything that isn't bringing us the Nasgash pack faster. We don't car about anything else you're doing.
>>573599458monke is for powerlevelingonce he has all his stuff he's fucking anything
>>573600856>>573601398
>ally with AI>they end the alliance exactly 10 turns later
Playing Khalida wtf do you do against Thorek? By turn 11 he has two full stacks how the fuck
does anyone actually care about the Eldar outside the eldar gf memes?
>>573585087The issue is US only records direct heat deaths, so like someone getting heat stroke and dying. Heat is nasty in general and puts strain into your system. EU tracks deaths caused by heat as well. For the sake of argument imagine despite never dying from heat itself, the heat makes your heart work more and your life expectancy goes down by 5 years (your heart fails sooner, lets say that one extra deep fried burrito breaks the camel's back and you die from a regular stroke). These deaths arent directly related to heat and wont show up in US stats, but will be shown in EU stats as excess mortality due to heat. Again, EU has more heat deaths but the difference isnt as severe as AI statistics would have you believe.
>>573603527Why not like both?
>>573603527No.No one buys space elf plastic toys.No one buys space elf books
>>573603592completely fucking retarded anon if someone dies at 65 they have no way to tell that they would've lived another 3 years if he was coolerwhat the fuck are you talking about
>>573603592>the heat makes your heart work more and your life expectancy goes down by 5 yearsThis is not a video game. No, Europe does not record this shit.
>HOLY SHIT I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT FOR 8.1!!! WHEN IS IT RELEASING???It releases>zero reaction
>>573603852>why arent people buyin the space elves plastic toys that lose all the time on tabletop>why arent people buying the books that depict the space elves losing all the time in the loreit's a mystery
>>573604651Perhaps they are playing it and too busy to post.
>>573603208Unironically chariots
>>573603208>>573605041nvm he got owned lol
>>573603527I was the Eldar main in DoW with the boys back in the day so yeah
I think my main problem with warhammer orcs compared to warcraft orcs is how uncivilized the warhammer ones are, they're a bit too uncivilized, in warcraft they're brutal and violent yes, but they're capable of planning and building shitnot just living in dirt piles and using their power of belief or whatever to make their weapons work
>>573605273nobody cares
>>573605178let me guess, it was because they were op
>>573605273They don't look like that
>>573604838You will buy spesh MahreensYou will enjoy SpeshmahreensYou will suck Guillimans small aesthetic roman statue cock.And you will be happy.
>>573605482They were innocent days, we didn't think about that and were only playing with each other anyways
>>573605651not anymore...
>>573605273I simply don't believe that there's a single person on the planet who actually prefers warcraft anything, let alone orcs, if they've been exposed to any other media at all.
>>573606086..it had better porn than warhammer
can i play greenskins yet or did ca keep them in their nerfed state after that botched rework?
>>573606335They haven't been buffed unless you count the fact that they finally get chariots for their bosses.
>>573605928I would breed her without a second thought
Do you know that Kislev has tigermen?
>>573610414"three massive cities that dwarf even the Empire's larger metropolises"Huh, Dwarfs are small but in this context it suggests that dwarf = big.
>>573610704It's the nature of mogging
Well that's a first
I was told AI in these games dont get rebellions do you guys know if this is still true in empire?I fought the protestant world to keep france alive and give them enough shit to not die immediately, but they refuse to hold the netherlands it keeps spawning the dutch back with a full army ready to march on paris again but i never see rebel troops on my turn.
this cathay skybox looks really nice
>>573611182If you accept: You will certainly lose your sovereignty If you decline: You will have to go to war to defend your sovereigntyWhat kind of people would accept that?
>>573611908ones that want to minimize loss of life?
>>573612337Yeah, we have a word for those kinds of people.
>>573611908Europeans
>>573612768People who don't have a deathwish?
BOAGRIUUUUS
i can just keep reloading a save to make sure a plague never spawns right?
>>573593048This doesn't seem wholesome
>>573613761Rape is good
>>573613939Fuck off Ungorcel
wtf they're giving the necrons starcraft zerg mechanics
>>573614748Total War?
Warhammer can't create anything original and good after all.Everything must be copied from somewhere else.It's known.t. knower
>>573614748this is off topic
>>573615651>>573616071idk where else to post it...
>>573614748noooo you can't rip off my 30 year old gayme
>>573603969>>573604353They are estimated and yes they are retarded. Hence the two metrics are not comparable. Far more die in EU to heat anyways due to being fuckwits allergic to AC. More news at 11.
With the 40 minute battle and defeat at Wolfenburg, my Empire campaign has come to a de-facto end.Wulfrik, Azazel, Norsca vassals, and throt declared war on me within a three turn period. With only one giga army and another shitty one, my borders were reduced to two/three provinces. The only conciliation is that most of their units are weakened, and my army had Covid-20, so now they have it. I will continue for a bit to see if I reclaim le empire (or bum-rush a short victory so I have the moral victory)
>>573603969Imagine keeping records. Imagine deaths each month (say July) being more or less the same for the last 30 years. Now there's huge heat wave in July and there's 4000 more dead than on average July. While some fraction might have died to heat stroke, many didnt. US records direct deaths, EU records excess mortality. This is not warprocket surgery.
>>573617515>9 years without contentlmao, what you get for starting the MOBA genrehow do classic RTSfags even cope?
>>573613507Yes.
MAHITU DEMAK
Should I come back for this patch, or do I wait for 9.0? I haven't played Warhammer 3 in 2 years now. The only Total War game I've played is 1 campaign of Pharaoh Dynasties and an ongoing Empire: Mobile campaign that was the most fun I've had in years.
>>573621310if u feel like playing TW then play it
>>573593048non-con to con
I just finished a zhatan campaign where i turned cathay into a polluted crater hellscape where the fantasy chink slaves worked the mines 24/7
>>573603527I do, I might be the greatest eldar fan itt and I am here everyday lurking, biding my time until I can post
>>57359984014 or 15 by 2512IC
>>573622209Nice bro this >>573621131 was chink enslaving too
Is cream fully broken now?
>Happy that Vampire Counts are finally getting an update>Sad because I know that they'll be made so overpowered they won't be fun to playI hope CA changes its ways for 40k (lol)
Does Malus still suck as a faction?
Any Chinese Anons? Make sure to tune in to the Billy Billy show and watch the 40K gameplay.We might need you to translate some stuff for us.
>>573626397No.
>>573604651It was a whole lot of nothing. The tigger stuff should have launched with the DLC and the anti-clumping probably doesn't even work. The most entertaining thing the update added seeing redditors unironically defend giving Tamurkhan another 2000 health
>>573630158>anti-clumping probably doesn't even workIt doesn't
>>573630413anyone actually tested it with a new campaign?
To replicate the true thanqoul experience, if you face an army with gotrix and/or felix in the it, you just lose the auto resolve automatically, numbers and army compositions dont matter, you lose 100% of the time. So that when you see them in an enemy army in game your reaction will be the same as in universe
>>573631016Yes and AI still clumps.Its impressive and I really don't think CA knows how to handle it at all.
>>573631406I need proof cause there's no way its as bad as before
>>573625830Works fine for me, sure you don't have outdated mods?
Any good table top tism mods for wh3?I havent played in a couple years but cataph used to be my go to in WH2
>Just checked out the new update.>Kislev campaign is fucked...better luck next time>Check out this so called VC rework.>Nothing has changed>Was expecting to be mad about unit caps, but absolutely nothing has changed yet.based, but wasn't there supposed to be mandatory shitstacks now? Not that Im complaining
>>573632674i think the vampire rework will be apart of the lord(s) of the end time(s) update(s)
>>573632674Why is he so bald?
>>573469487Yes, need to add boobsnake knights as well.
>>573632674>Kislev campaign is fucked...better luck next time?
>>573632497well there's tabletop caps I guess
>>573632674>The Drakenhof ConvlaveLorechads, why is Mannfred faction called like this ? What or who the conclave is supposed to be ?
Who's the coolest pirate in Warhammer?
>>573633935me
>>573633154Oopsie, was for >>573589474
>>573633935dick half-mast
>>573617975just do the gotrek and felix quest
>>573634080>>573633154Tried these out recently and good fucking lord, are they the best cavalry unit in the whole game? I mean, I feel like Slaanesh should indeed be one of the candidates for best cavalry, but I was still impressed.
>>573634832Rot Knights are better imo
>>573633281UPDATE BABY MODS ARE FUCKED AND SO IS MY CAMPAIGN.
>>573617975>Shieldless spearmanii againt a defacto ranged faction
btw there was some uninteresting news for MED3 today:https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-medieval-iii/forums/81-general-discussion/threads/14818-playable-factions-feedback-building-medieval-iii-stream-follow-up?page=1#post-235650
loli archaon footjob
Slaanesh was infintely cooler when the tits were exposed, it was metal af
>>573627972>implying there will be gameplayCA has been complete radio silent, it will be nothing of note
>>573638291Bet you're one of those perverts that jack off to swine teats
Expecting anything from today ching-chang show ?
>>573631964I had to find a different version of it.
Are there any mods that just lets me equip and reequip my units instead of having to delete the whole army and having to wait 5000 turns to rerecruit the same unit but with shit coated arrows instead?
>>573640250you want warband upgrades for everybody?
i didnt read the post above
>>573640421I want an equipment system so I can just outfit my units for whatever is needed atm
>>573640718okay well that's not a thing in any total war game so far
I think the game is more fun when you suck at it
>>573636979I hate twcenter man every single time I see a feedback thread it's the most autistic annoying shit ever posted, both reddit and this place have better suggestions and direction wishes but the ones w the loudest feedback voice are the 40 yo pedophiles on the forum
>>573640932Truth nuclear bomb.
IM GONNA CAPTURE KAIROS IRL AND PUT HIM IN A CAGE AND PET JUST ONE HEAD UNTILL HE EXPLODESWATCHU GONNA DO ABOUT IT BITCH
>decide to wait 3 turns to reset age of reckoning before taking more grudges, throgg comes out of nowhere with 3 armies and takes my capital>after killing all his armies only now does kostaltyn decide its time to fight chaos and takes my former territory that throgg tooklooks like the age of umgi is fucking over
yeah that was pretty good
Is there a mod that, instead of disbanding a unit and losing it forever, I can transfer or re-recruit it to another army?Yes I know I can march and transfer manually, but it always sucks when I either have to either spend 20 turns moving units, or I just lose my gold chevronned named shitstack unit that has magically survived every battle forever.
news when
>>573639430>the eldar is the only one that is not utter shitEldar superiority as always
>>573643554Remember when we could just send individual units across the map because armies didn't depend on generals?I member
>>573643403>tell me about the corruption of your homeworld, u'zuhl
>>573644052*deserts*speaking of which new m2ex version out with the range indicators, but I hear it's still not as stable as the last ver so holding off
Which Slaanesh infantry is better, swords or hellscourges?
>>573645458I use a mix of both
>>573645458hellscourges are defense oriented so they're like an anvil
Convince me to start playing again
>toad dragon has long ass execution animation that can only damage 1 (ONE) entity at a time>it's losing to shit like phoenix guard 1v1LMAO
>they play chaos that's not WoC or TamurkhanFor what purpose
>>573646008post nudes
>>573646008I won'tI haven't played total war warhammer for almost 2 years now
>>573646042no genuinely
>>573646042I like Arbaal and Changeling.Still trying out slaaneshites to see which one do I like most.
>>573646425Why is the Changeling so buff?
>>573646475The Changeling knows just because you are part of Tzeentch's followers doesn't mean you can't lift and look good.The Changeling is also not telling any of the others because he's just a lovable scamp like that.
omg the whole game just frozen i cant click anything fuck
If I were reincarnated as the changeling, could I theorically infiltrate Ulthuan, disguise myself as Tyrion and bang Alarielle?This is a very important lore question
>>573646821Yes. Unironically.Maybe don't get too close to Teclis, if anyone can find out, it's probably either him or a slann. Also Yuan Bo, but Yuan Bo still needed context clues and couldn't just sniff him out, and Yuan Bo is definitely a better mage than Alarielle so Alarielle won't find out.
>>573632985he's too smart, all his hair was forced out of his head to make more room for knowledge
>play campaign>kill nearest strong bad guy>streamroll his army>get bored>mfwdo any of you guys go up to short campaign victory?
>>573645458There's no reason to use swords unless you've given up on microing demons/cave and are just stacking chaosmannii to win autoresolve
>page 9dead general
>>573649939I usually go for long victories, I think you're just an ADHD zoomerraroo
>>573650101More than giving up on microing demons/cav, I feel worse about giving up on making my frontline do their part in breaking faces as a Chaos faction.
CA fixed Jade Lancers' charge animation and it's decent nowStill only useful in caravans though
new: >>573650591
>>573649939This is me >>573587420, so...I also finished a Malakai campaign up to long victory a couple days ago.
>>573646019>WTF, my giant single entity is losing to tier 5 anti-large infantry with charge reflection!
>>573650694phoenix guard is t3
>>573646821>can bang any elf chick>choose to bang the one who has the power to dissolve chaos with a mere touchR.I.P your foreskin I guess.
>>573649939I have never done anything more than a short victory in WH3
>>573650828It's tier 5. The Phoenix Guard wiki page is incorrect.
>>573651131Do you even play the game
