Asmongock Edition>NewsAscension's Conquest of Azeroth is now LIVE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIPOCauIHKw [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]Whitemane has announced the relaunch of Frostmourne: https://frostmourne.whitemane.gg/enNostrum has shut down, citing a C&D from Blizzard.Blizzard, Inc. filed a RICO lawsuit against Project Ascension: https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/73480810/blizzard-entertainment-inc-v-derek-s-powell/Despite the lawsuit, Dutch has added new zones to Project Ascension and is continuing the development of the server.Legion returns to Tauri on July 15.>Released ServersCapybara - https://capycraft.io (Chinese Turtle Wow clone, Vanilla+)Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en (PVE, WotLK progressive)Maelstrom - https://maelstrom.millenium-servers.com (WotLK client, Vanilla-WotLK progressive)Gilneas - https://gilneas.whitemane.gg/en (Cataclysm)Triumvirate-WoW - https://triumvirate-wow.com (WotLK funserver)OctoWow - https://octowow.st (Turtle WoW clone, Vanilla+)Faebright - https://www.faebright.online (TBC on WotLK client, RP-PvE)Vanilla+ - https://vanillaplus.org (Vanilla+, PVP)Kronos V - https://www.kronos-wow.com (1x Vanilla PVP)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (PVE, WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com (WotLK)Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (Vanilla+, Classless, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)>Upcoming ServersWallcraft - https://www.wallcraft.org (Vanilla+)Duskhaven - https://duskhaven.netFrostmourne - https://frostmourne.whitemane.gg/en (WotLK+)>Active GuildsType /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, whisper anyone for an invite, or ask in thread.<Tang> - ChromieCraft, Crossfaction<World Peace> - Conquest of Azeroth, Vol'jin, Crossfaction<Anime Mafia> - Maelstrom, Crossfaction<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon, Alliance>Mods, Tutorials, Singleplayer, and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/StKbZ90j>Previous Thread>>573448501
First for CoA is a tranny server full of trannies, by trannies, for trannies
>tang in the OPnigger
first for the 3 <tang> trannys coping, and making fun of them.
>>573517214>long after your 'new server' stops being popular/gets boofed by Blizzard, we'll still be here with the same stable, mostly bug-free servers we've always had, enjoy>N-noo come play on my tranny fly-by-nite server instead it's different this time™
><Tang> - ChromieCraft, Crossfactiondead><World Peace> - Conquest of Azeroth, Vol'jin, Crossfactionfurry normies><Anime Mafia> - Maelstrom, Crossfactiontrannies><gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon, Alliancefurry pedos
>>573516727Tang gang!Join <Tang>, /wpsg/'s ONLY raiding guild! We are raiding weekly on saturdays and running heroics every night!>Guild:Name: <Tang>Discord: discord.gg/yR3awbFqDRaid Time: Saturdays 12:00 CST / 19:00 EURO>Class Needs and Priority:- Mage- Frost DK- Warlock- Rogue- Healers with DPS off-specBROWN CLASS BAD. Don't fucking roll a warrior. They are like 1/10th the dps of a deathknight or warlock. They are only good in the final raid tier once they get the legendary. Before that, you just bring one to apply sunder for the real DPSers. If you want to be plate and PVMP make a death knight.>Website:https://chromiecraft.com/en/>Why Chromiecraft?:-2xEXP standard - 2xEXP Recruit a Friend - Make a second account and recruit yourself if you want for 4xEXP total.-No heroic lockout, you can run random heroics as much as you want.-Cross faction Guilds, Raids, Auction House - Play whatever race you want.-Really well scripted dungeons and raids. I've been playing wotlk on private servers for over 10 years, and there are abilities and mechanics I had no idea existed until I played on chromiecraft.-gold-Cost trannymog system-I haven't seen anyone except europeans and americans playing.
>>573517590
where's the Warmane guild? better start making it before CoA gets got and you fags have to start over from scratch.
>>573517539Gulag is behind world peace so nobody should be surprised their clique benches anons in raids
ELAYNNA LOG INTO DISCORD
CoA be like
>>573517449kronos has never been high pop because it has always fucked something up, also timing between other vanilla servers throughout the yearsdoesn't help that they make your shit obsolete at the end of every fresh
>>573518023get the fuck out of here you godamn nigger brained normie
>>573518210that's the good aspect of it, who wants a fucking moldy 5 year old server? vanilla was long gone by then
ERP status?
>>573518434post name
>>573518503shenna(male)
>>573518221oh no did i hit the nail right on the head?
guess you found...death
>playing shadowhunting>level 28>use serpent ward>hits for 13 damageuh>use call of sseratus>now it's 13 x6 so 78wtf>use my "resource spender">hits for 20x5 god damn this shit hits like a wet noodlethank god for mimic ward x3 + shadow avatar (+berserking if you're troll, as you should) instagib every minute
What's a fun tank class? Cultist? Witch Hunter?
CoA = retoiletavoid at all costs
are worldforged items at a fixed level or do they scale to whenever you find them?
i love chronomancer healing playstyle!no, seriously, epoch is casting faster with each new cast, and stronger too, and put a shieldpew pew pew
Cant decide if I should go grovetender or windwalker as a primalist
Coa stopped being fun after 3 daysn
>>573519905im using both reverse and epoch. love ripple. what about aeons? changing midcast to get more out off the cast
>>573520195the new classes are fun but the stuff I like the most is already there in bronzebeard
>>573520195It’s retail with 85% of retail’s content pruned
>>573518595I only ERP with biofem, sorry.
is there a class that gets a pre level 12 aoe spam ability?
>>573517590Lol <tang> be like
>>573520845blizzact did neither develop nor sell it. how can it be retail? its just classless with classes this time
>>573520915the only woman who will ever ERP with you smells like perpetual sweat hog, weighs 450 pounds, and chain smokes
i erped with a femboy from here and he was cute and had a fat ass need i say more
>>573521315his name? xXtrannykillerXx
>>573521315thanks for sharing
>>573508512uffie promised me that she will hit 60 with me, why did she lie to me to go do it with that faggot?
Nice teleport
>questan>casually gather up 8 mobs and take em down>near by is a dpscuck 9 levels higher going one at a timelmao
should i finish leveling my felsworn, cultist, KoX, WD or tinker
>>573521315his name? Torzag
>>573521234Joke's on you, I'm into that shit.
>>573520581What do you like the most?
My guild just kicked something for saying niggerAlthough guy was annoying so i feel good but idk
>>573521189Retail gameplay, retail loot system (gacha)
Join my cultist-only guild
>group up for the gigabuffed dragon elites in Burning Steppes>the Runemaster is dying in <1 second on every single pull to cleave while us two primalists spam heal ourselves to surviveJust how cucked is Runemaster? Every time I see one it seems awful.
>>573522485Hybrid classes have always been better at handling elites
I have never seen tanks as fucking bad in all my years playing WoW as there are on CoA. They see one guy pulling the entire dungeon in an optimized cleave group and think they can do that in RDF.
>>573521984WD if you're a chad
>>573519713Primalist, Blood Mage, Starcaller are all very fun. Blood Mage needs lv 40+ to start being fun tho since you can start spamming howls and mass summoning vampire bats
Some of these worldforged items are ridiculous. Here, have a purple at level 21, why not.
this server is full of total and absolute gorilla niggersnon-whites playing mmos was a mistake
>>573522485She fucks human men.
>>573523482looks like a regular wotlk green a jewelcrafter could make
>>573522862sorry that was me
>>573523482You can get such insane low level gear from the pvp vendor that these worldforged drops hardly seem impressive.
>>573522949Which spec? I was playing voodoo and while the damage is nice and the vanish is hilarious I feel like they get mogged by other casters
>>573523482oh boy... spirit and shadow resistance...
my tank says he won't carry me through dungeons unless i show my butthole
>level 11 neck>level 20 weapon>within a 15 second mount runThis whole worldforged thing sure was an afterthought.
>>573523989you should aggressively suck him off to assert dominance
coa is a doomed serverwaste of time
>>573524573say that again bud and see what happens
Some useful macros for Sun Cleric:#showtooltip /cast [target=mouseover,help,nodead][help,nodead][target=player] SPELLNAMEThe de facto fool-proof mouseover macro for helpful spells#showtooltip/startattack/stopmacro [channeling]/cast Glorious Execution(Glorious Execution, Justice, Gavel of Light/Grace, Horusath Blast, literally everything)The '/stopmacro [channeling]' will make sure you aren't clipping your Sunslam#showtooltip Solar Invocation: Conquest/startattack/stopmacro [channeling]/cast Radiant Conversion/cast Solar Invocation: ConquestThis macro will make it so you get the full benefit from left over Solar Power buff stacks (I kept on fat-fingering Conquest while Dawn was active >w<)#showtooltip/cast !Vow of Radiance(Radiance, Grace, Dawn, Light, Eclipse, Valkyr, etc)The '!' makes it so you don't accidentally leave your stanceDogbless and good luck out there, Clerics!
I want Warmane to drop their 2.4.3 core server and implement Lordaeron server rules, x1 exp, and no gear sales.
>>573524801Looking forward to Blizzard unmasking Dutch tomorrow or a default judgment raping him in the ass over the weekend.
Some useful macros for Sun Cleric:/sit/camp
CoA Sisters stand fast!!!
>>573524814i laughed really hard when you tried to brag about knowing some random e-celeb and everyone laughed at you
>>573525457He isn't an eceleb at all, I was just gushing over the fact that someone I met at Blizzcon is playing CoA too
>>573524852netherwing 1 was what you are describing and it won't happen ever again because the private server playerbase doesn't want to play servers without p2w in 2026
>>573521128Damn her zippertits scar is pretty good. I've seen some fucking horrors
>>573525664stfu kid
why is guardian aoe just a flag and broadsweep?
>>573526301Its better if you play bardian or take the talents at max level that give aoe, or equip a polearm for gladiator.
Does Earthquake stack? Like should I just spam it every time it pops?
>>573524814Thank you fren.
>>573517590thanks for your input hadrian
>>573525714everyone quit netherwing because paymane decided to start selling legendaries there
>>573527360no
>>573527904times have changed, unc
>>573519884fixedyou can upgrade them at 60 for runes of ascension. some are actually pretty good
Im not even going to hit 60 before shutdown
my armor broke
You can upgrade world forge items right?
So on July 15th, will the clique quit <World Peace> to play on <gulag> or quit <gulag> to play on <World Peace>?
>>573528912sorry we've been waiting on legion for years.. Ascension is just a little distraction
Any way to get adibags to sort the personal belonging trunk in categories by type, like it does for bags and bank?
>>573528660words cant describe what i would to do woman like that irl (with consent)
>>573528660what pantsu are those?
>>573528660Pussy sex
>>573529036Are you sure everyone else in The Clique feels the same way?
>>573516727who the fucks puts fucking asm*ng*ld on the OPjust kill this general already
>>573516727more like fatmongold
>>573524814Where's the macro where you surrender and shake your butt at the enemy while begging?
What's some good melee leveling food to use in dungeons?
>zogmanglow shan’t be giving my (You)s
>>573518401retarded take, there's a reason even the fresh is dead
>>573529746How and why is a piece of cake looking into the fridge?
Kinda interesting that most players are guildless on this server
>>573529746>imgflip>asmongoldThis is the face of 2026 4chan, normies and ledditors can't help but ruin everythingNigger
Join <World Peace> we are the official /ftl/ guild, come talk about anything Sam Hyde, Fishtank, Million Dollar Extreme, and more!
uhhh ohhh drannies FREAKING out now that they don't have a safe space anymore
>>573522485source?
>>573530613How did a guild with a Nazi name immediately get taken over by trannies?
>>573529818meant for >>573529746
>>573530805its almost like trannies are the nazi's we should be worried about.
>no totem bar for wd if you use bartendervery cool!
So uh... no one playing tauri retoilet?
over the years my brain has become numb to the phase "tauri legion". does it even mean anything? guess I'll never find out
>>573532103wyell....nyo
>>573532501kek this. Shant be playing anything but coa. When it acks I'll fuck off for years until something else comes around
Play Grovekeeper
>>573530776probably sloppa e621 has no results for it
what kind of maniac puts water and milk in the gbank?
>>573533254what kind of maniac still uses xperl in 2026
>>573533306elvui is transcoded
Why the fuck is there a whole high elf zone behind stormwind but no playable high elves for the alliance?
>>573531862elvui is maintained by asc to work with ascbartender doesnt even have numerical cool down count down.>>573533306agp trannies for the 3D portrait
>>573533595calling not-rivendell a "whole high elf zone" is a bit of a stretch
anyone got the google doc with all the Warchest class sets?
>queue dungeon as tank>witch doctor healerlooks like im doing small pulls
>>573533091tell me about the spec please
>>573534165Not as bad as Starcaller healer :/
>>573533936https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1ibt7nu6MpQt5y-2JQE2LK2LuDTwAud_cizOWEx07XAo/edit?slide=id.g3f015ef7be7_0_1#slide=id.g3f015ef7be7_0_1
>>573534165This is CoA, good tanks don't need healing.
>>573533936https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1ibt7nu6MpQt5y-2JQE2LK2LuDTwAud_cizOWEx07XAo/edit?slide=id.g3f015ef7be7_0_1#slide=id.g3f015ef7be7_0_1Do I need to get skinning if I'm gonna farm shit or is it still worth it without
>>573534248ntayour melee physical attacks heal allies around you, that healing does damage to enemies, you get instant cost single target and aoe spells on proc all the while you can use your rage on healing yourself or allies, you get surprisingly a lot of tools to keep people alive all the while slapping titties.combine that with it being a support spec you get hero which means you choose exactly how hard you want those titties slapped.
>>573532103I will beIt's not out yet, is it?
Ding! What class/spec should I play next? Please no pussy shit like stealth classes, I have very high test. >>573534248You turn into a giant tree of war, buff your crit to the moon and clobber shit, and whenever you clobber shit you summon little trees that heal your party and deal AoE damageliterally unkillable in a 1v1, 1v2 or 1v3 duel
>>573534987>>573533091>someone in mostly blues dealing that much damage and healingjesuit fuckin christo
>>573534987>claims to be high test>plays horde>plays troll>plays femaleyou are one of the lowest test people in this entire thread
>>573535207Tell me how I just know you're a male human paladin player desperately trying to look based
>>573533306NTA but me, I love active 3D portraits
>>573535193You can do way more than that as Grovekeeper, I spent most of my time carrying the flag
>>573533254how do i get a second resource to display on xperl?
>>573535260because male human paladin is the most high test choices that you can make, with male human warrior being only slightly behind
>>573535410this meme was funny at first but you fags have driven it into the ground
>>573530805Oh boy
I have no desire to play legion but if there are enough anons to do 25 man raiding I might consider playing. Chromie is fun so far. I want a cataclysm server to pop up though that would be epic
>>573535410my worgen fucked more human females than your human paladin
>>573535878>Human hands typed this What goes into a man's desire to cuck himself?
anal only draenei sluts
High risk mode is such a fucking meme. It was much, MUCH better back when it was its own instance.
all I want for Christmas is:>new server>vanilla+>less emphasis on raidfagging, more shit to do end game>goblins and high elves>no censorship, can say anything you want in game>English only>cross faction but with dedicated wpvp areas ala Warhammer Age of Reckoning
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTCH
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTCH!
>>573536614Sorry, Blizzard shut it down out of jealousy.
join <World Peace> and do comfy dungeon runs with the guild
>>573536956Get rid of the troons and The ERP faggots and I might consider
>>573536956you really are trannies for making such guilds with unskilled people and then making fucking screens from normal dungeon
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT POST SCREENSHOTS FROM THE GAME YOU CANT HAVE FUN NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>573536956play on a server that doesn't suck the underfunk of a dead hobo's dick cheese and i will
>>573536956no one wants to play with you troonies in your botted server
>>573537456screenshot from a fucking dungeon 3 decades oldyou are ill
>>573536956Join <Manul Monday> instead
>>573536956>>573537227>>573537362>>573537456>>573537601>>573537716>>573537762>>573537776samefag
>>573537762not everyone was playing wow in 96 unc
>>573537834I'll wait for my apology
>>573537456Correct. Go be an attention whore somewhere else, troon.
>hop into a BG>half my team is fotm KoX niggers >we lose
>>573538060>playing on CoA>complaining about losing
>>573538157saar we will not be doing the playings on octowow saaar ok?
Now that the dust has settledWhat is a high mobility class in CoA? I played Demon Hunter for like 2 weeks while trying wow and it was kino, which CoA has the most fun movement I don't care if its good or not as a class, just fun movement abilities.
>>573537834way to call me out like that ya fag
>>573536956>1 based Anon and 4 literal whos
half my team in the 20s bracket is xoroths this shit isnt even funny anymore
The Callboard Caches are fucking insane, you get Heroic Dungeon epics just for doing some easy daily quests
>>573539014and people will say ascension isnt retail LMFAO
>>573535794Same I want some cata kino
>>573533306xperl is basedt. suf user
>>573539298i want a cata server that isnt a massive buggy shitstorm.
>>573539014bro.... heroic dungeon epics are garbage, worthless, you cant even upgrade them and their stats are shit compared to mythic or raid gear
>>573539642They're the best you can get at the moment
>>573539014>pve poweruhh retailbabs explain?
>>573539806idk. there isn't anything called "pve power" in retail.
Oh I see why no one plays witch hunter, it's undead and human only.
>necromancer>cultist>KOX>venomancerOh yeah, it's subhuman gaming time.
>>573534987Veno tank. Become the beetle!
>nooooo dont play the gameeee you have to play on my dead server please nooooo if you dont afirm playing with me then YOU'RE the teanny but please play with me I mean us please bro please its not fun you have to stop please bro lol
who is this sperg quoting
>ermmmmm come on guys who is this suse lol am I right?Lmao
Frens, got Bartender mustard gas working with WD.Inside files MultiCastBar.lua and Options\MultiCastBar.lua in line 10 of both there should be something like:>if not bit.contains(EnumUtil.CombineMasks(Enum.ClassMask.SHAMAN, Enum.ClassMask.HERO), classMaskYou can add Enum.ClassMask.WITCHDOCTOR there so it's enabled for this class too. So something like:>if not bit.contains(EnumUtil.CombineMasks(Enum.ClassMask.SHAMAN, Enum.ClassMask.HERO, Enum.ClassMask.WITCHDOCTOR), classMask) thenMind you that Ass-cension launcher will overwrite any changes made, I believe there's a setting to prevent this from happening, if not just uninstall from launcher, install manually and modify it yourself.Feel free to commit any changes to the repo (if any), I can't be arsed, also not like anyone might be paying attention anyways.
>>573538563>>573538563>>573538563Please respond genuinely
>>573541695Felsworn is DH
>>573541740ThematicallyDoes it play like it movement wise?
>>573541874Felsworn movement is jankier and worse than DH
in about 6 hours from now I will play octowow, you can count on that
>CoA is bad uhhhh come on, why are you even playing it, just come back and play with us girlsLMAO
>>573542350ZAMN is she single?Tangbro btw.
>forced 1v1 pvp zonesAll it does is allow level 60s to gank without any opposition at all. What a dumb idea.
Why can't the troons just roll on CoA?
>>573542778>NOOOOOOOOOO MY SIMP GROUP CANT PROTECT ME ANYMORE NOOOOOOOOOO
What are some fun PvP specs and where is ANY world pvp going on at?
>>573542953STV is always popping
>>573542932A group of level 50s should be allowed to fight a lone 60. 1v1 ganking is not "honorable" combat. You're a cuckold if you think otherwise.
>>573542778I get the idea behind it sort of, but I'm levelling with someone as a healer and it sort of just ends up as them nuking me me down without much recourse.I'm sure once gear evens things out I'd be difficult to kill and it would be moot to try and go for me first.But if you're playing with your friends its just kind of weird that someone can appear and force a 1v1 interaction whilst everyone else just watches
>>573540429>>573541283>>573542350Uh oh tranny meltie
>>573542247Is coa gonna die already? I finally got a chance to play
are druk'thar and shadewell questable zones for horde?
I'm trying out Adventure Mode and yellow mobs are attacking me when I didn't attack them first. What the fuck is going on?
>>573543337coa is dying sir, losing players speedly, heard lesser 5,000 on that day
>NOOO UR THE TRANNY NOT ME>lillith, female nightelf hunter <tang>Ahhahaha
>>573543972>What the fuck is going on?Quirk of adventure mode, yellow "non-neutral" mobs will aggro you at random.By non-neutral I mean shit like not guards, members of a faction you're neutral with, etc
>>573544142Thanks anon, I thought something was fucking up but that's really good to know
>>573544072merge when??
Ranger seems kind of insane?
jfc, I thought that stun lasted forever! Turns out I was right!
Im lol 22 ,:p
am I retardedwhere is this Prince in Stormwind Keep that starts this Pale Reach questline?
>>573545887youre retarded and im tempted to tell you to fuck off and find it yourselfgo to the garden section to the left of the throne room. face the door that leads into the library. to the LEFT of that door is another doorway that leads to a stairwell that heads down to the room where the guy is. after a few quests the ground floor door down there unsticks and you can use it to enter and exit
>>573543676bump
Having fun and all but CoA is very retail with group content Levelling dungeons are braindead unless scaling goes weird (Identical to retail)Heroics are braindead and probably won't serve a purpose once mythic is out (Identical to retail)Going to assume mythics will be the same as retail too, timed rushfests minmaxxing specific pulls that are easy up until a certain key level where they become tedious. Hope I'm wrong though.Just once I'd like a server to commit to early TBC or early Cata heroic tuningI have a niggerlist of CC and it never needs used once
Is anyone playing on Tauri for the Legion launch? What roles/classes does the guild need?
>>573543676Druk'thar is inaccessible since it isnt finished
>>573536956>join <World Peace> and do comfy dungeon runs with the guildUntil the 15th when the guild closes and you guys move back to <gulag>
>See at least 4-5 KoX in each team in every BG>See only 1-2 cultistsI thought both of them were broken
>>573547215cultist can be kited
>>573547215>everyone rerolled to KoX >no one rerolled to Grovekeeper even though its infinitely more brokenreally makes u think
>>573544810Nevermind, said 5 sec because I had 5 advantage, so I was thinking 5+5 lol
>>573546774gulag members are trying to groom world peace members to join them in tauri
>>573547314dont they have some shit to hit from like 30y away
Cultist or Felsworn?
>>573547981
>>573543337Coa will last longer than bb due to the amount of classes IF they don't pull the plug due to blizzard. The appeal to coa is leveling alts and trying out new shit. Coa endgame is same as bb with heroic/mythic spamming and/or raiding just with new flavor of classes. I got bored of bb endgame quickly but I can see myself leveling up several classes on Coa before I get bored. I have triumvirate to fall back to if coa shuts down or I get bored, whichever comes first.
>>573548234CoA will eventually get shut down by Blizzard, but it will take longer than you'd think, since Dutch is planning on actually fighting it out in court.
>>573547981Haven't played either of them so idk. Cultist seems more popular
>>573547746This was the plan with <Two More Weeks> except it flopped so now they're trying it again with <World Peace>
>>573548458it may not take long at all if the judge is "friendly" with blizzards lawyers
>>573547981Cultist and RP as a mindraped Whitemane that loves old god cock
>>573548458>Dutch is planning on actually fighting it out in court.What the hell is even the point of this? It's Blizzards game. There is no way Dutch is gonna win anything.
>"Asmongold?">Snrkk>"More like...">PPFF BPPTPPB BFFPPT>"ASS MAN BALD"
>>573548628>>573548669Idk, but both of them have gone full retard in the initial court filings. Blizzard left references to Turtle WoW as the server name in theirs, and Dutch fucked up a date and claimed he was filing his from 200 years in the future.
>>573548669some men arent looking for anything logical, like saving their timethey cant be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated withsome men just want to watch corporate money burn
>>573548669stalling while he hides the cash
>>573548749This but unironically
>>573548749Asmongold?More like dumb white nigger
>playing octo>doing lapidis/gilijim for the first time>the terrain is very hilly>mob density is fucking crazy, you are LITERALLY FORCED to run through 4+ mobs to get to the primal troll questgivers>map design is just dogshit in general>no bridge or anything connecting the islands, so you have to waste 5+ minutes swimming back and forth>has two major questlines that make you travel to different zones all over the world and culminate in an elite quest you need a full group to do>The ONLY graveyard is on top of a mountain in the middle of nowhere to bootHoly FUCK this has to be the single worst zone I've ever played in any version of WoW. I'd rather play launch Maw from Shadowlands than ever touch these DOGSHIT islands again.Whoever pretended TURDle was anything above mediocre should neck immediately.
>>573549173>'d rather play launch Maw from ShadowlandsOpinion discardedTurtle was magicalNever forget
>>573548957>some men just want to watch corporate money burnCorporate money is infinite and the entire court system is built around corporations being able to throw their cash around to win anything.
i have legitimately no clue what to play ive been staring at the character select screen for hours
I'm so dumb, bros. Just found out there's some low level pvp gear with resilience
>>573550052Random number generator 1 - 21 and go with whatever it lands onThat way, when you're pressing the button, you know where you hope it lands most
>>573549604they only want you to think that their money is infiniteand being stubborn enough to force said corporations to spend their money to squash you rather than just rolling over when they demand it is based beyond belief
>hitting level 25+ as a melee Witch HunterOh yeah it's all coming together.
Wake up, babe. New server just dropped.https://stonetavern.app/barrens
dutch? DUTCH? DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTCH
Vol'jin crashed again, post belf whores
ARRGHHHHH
Morning folks I'm in the wagecage and it sucks here. I wanna play Worlo, someone please save me I'll make it worth your while. :(
>>573551645I always wonder who these servers are for. Don't we have a billion "true vanilla" realms?
>>573552015Would two out of three of them
Why is it so hard to get plapped on CoA?
>>573552075Who or what do you wanna get plapped by
>>573552053At the same time?
>>573516727What's stopping a KoX from grabbing flag carrier and jumping into the abyss? This is just stupidI'm the KoX and I'm jiggling as I do it.
>>573551508
If I want to play Starcaller am I retarded for wanting to be a Draenei?
>>573550052This was me.>be monk/shaman player>no WW class>shaman has been divided into 4 different classes>classes that I might like are locked to ally/belfended up going sun cleric valkyrie tauren
>>573552047It's setting out to be a nostrum replacement with true progression-specific clients being where it veers from the usual path
>>573552107Anything hung
>>573552248Yes. Only nelves should be allowed to be the class that has both potm and warden.
>>573552113Sure
>>573552232I dunno I just do a lot of damage now. I have a charge, I have an execute, I have sustain via Dusk Blade, I have a 1 minute CD that lasts 20 seconds so it's effectively a 40 second CD that just shits out AoE and does a lot in single target too, I have multiple DPS cooldowns that later down the line using one will cause the others to have their CD reduced.
>>573552258Grovekeeper Primalist is an Enhancement Shaman mixed with a Fistweaver monk, btw
>>573551645Has potential to be a decent normie server, for a vibecoded website there's neat sections, seems like a good alternative to Kronos in theoryIdk what I'll play tho, most classes are cucked in vanilla
I scale with agility and intelligence but I've not seen any gear that has both
>>573552803seen a couple world items with both
>>573551645What the hell was he thinking
>>573552384what if I'm super cute and submissive?
>>573552534I'll have to try it out. but nelf/druid themes turned me off at first glance on it.
Starcallers, what are we thinking for Warden? Single target or AoE spec? Fast dual wield with cosmos/stars/warden aspect or slow 2 hand with windfury aspect?
>>573553254Not relevant. It's a matter of heritage.Non-nelf Starcallers can fuck off.
another day another shitter on venomancer tankeasily the worst tank/players in CoA
I'm getting this buff with no indication of how you get it or why. There is no corresponding talent nor anything in my spell book that mentions it.
if only Octo was hosted in a sensible location instead of fucking Icelandyes I'm spoiled by sub 50ms latencyno I will not deal with it
>>573554331you sure its not just part of the base skill?
starsisters, are we going with the pink lipstick or more of a mysterious purple
*stares at u*
>play a ranged class that can only kill things by kiting them >kite people who attack me in wpvp >they go "WOW PUSSY FAGGOT STOP KITING"Huh
>>573553968For a Starcaller Warden, Single Target (ST) fast dual-wielding is highly favored for consistent, combo-driven brawling. However, 2-Handed Windfury offers massive burst and cleave. The choice ultimately comes down to your preferred playstyle: relentless astral brawler versus heavy, slow-hitting burst.
>>573552248No. Its a bit of a stretch but it makes sense for Belves and Draenei to be Starcallers becauseof their connections to astronomy and space travel respectively. Belves may not worship the moon, but they study the stars. They have loads of observatories and stuff. And Draenei are literal star travellers. They'd have people who study and use magic based on the fuckers.Just dont call yourself a warden ICly.
>>573555114Kiting is the ultimate counter to melee classes in Project Ascension. When you use roots, slows, and blinks to maintain distance, melee players get frustrated because they cannot lock you down. Their insults simply mean your strategy is working exactly as intended.
i have lvl 37, 28, 20, 18 healer characters and i still dont know who i want to playnow im about to create a Primalist Dwarf and do Grovekeeper
>>573555395A Primalist Grovekeeper is an incredibly fun, highly durable hybrid that plays like a melee/caster brawler with solid sustain. It offers a vastly different, active, and brawny playstyle compared to traditional healers, while still bringing great group buffs.
>>573554331venomancer has a similar completely out of nowhere effect on an otherwise harmless talent..."blightcap injestion"tooltip: 30% chance to resist poison and disease passiveActual-applies 2 stacks of heal reduction on target, and no real way of knowing if it's doing anything defensively against poison
>>573555463ai hands wrote this post
>>573554331did you check your passives?
>>573555772missed these>>573555128>>573555228
>>573555395dont worry anon - there are still the bunch of people asking if class X fun and starting zones are still crowded af
There is no wpvp at 60, just tanks aoe farming in groups. There is no purpose to the bloodforged gear you can make/drop, because the pvp is rancid broken dogshit.As for "honorable" forced 1v1, it only works some of the time. I regularly got attacked and took damage/cc from duos. Not sure what the actual rule is, or if they were simply warmode players who are free to gank in a group. I urge all of you to enjoy bgs while leveling up. The level 60 geared experience is boring misery. Imagine those retail expansions with busted healers and tanks in pvp creating a total stalemate, and they had to add the healing timer, and then ever match just goes to timer?Well it's like that but there is no healing debuff. You just have a stalemate till the game ends
So cold and lonely...
what causes people to play on funservers for pvp?
>>573556726Honorable combat only applies for High Risk, so warmode players can just rape you for free
>>573556909What causes people to pvp?
>>573556953No it applies to warmode players as well
>>573557013If so then why was I getting ganked by duos in high risk yesterday? How were they both dealing damage to me and ccing me?
>>573556989Brown genes, I assume.
>>573557181I am going to assume it just wasn't working properly or you were fighting across the lines of an honorable combat area, probably just buggy
Peak pvp in this sever would be to buy a full set of heirloom armor for your favorite busted ass class, then just live in bgs and prestige as soon as you hit 60, and do it again.
What is the purpose of support classes? Can they solo heal heroics? Why bring a support instead of a dps?Mythics will also be a dps race. So does a support actually make up for not being a pure dps by buffing the rest of the party sufficiently?
>>573554241Bro I had a fucking primalist in cloth and leather armor graveyard zerging the bosses in sm today.
>>573557509You're asking these questions as if anybody working on CoA post-buyout ever gave a passing thought to them.
>>573557720Wdym post buyout? Im not familiar with the lore of this server.
Tinker is simultaneously super fun, and super retarded and shitty. Somebody redpill me on this healer, I want to like it but its just incredibly janky at level 30.
>>573557750It was an independent project that ascension bought because they were afraid it would become competition. It sat in development hell for years with almost 0 progress. The only reason it's even out is because Dutch wanted to milk paypigs one last time before Blizzard buttfucks his asshole in court.There's has been no consideration for balance. The content is just baseline ascension content and not designed with these classes in mind. Not a single thought has actually gone into how the game will play outside of "there will be 21 classes."
>>573558641>>573558641There will be 21 classessome players will have fun for $0some players will cope and seethe on 4chan daily for a weekthat's how the game will play
>>573559329Yeah, seems to be tracking that way. But you forgot all the seething redditfags too.
>>573558641Thats fine, im over the pvp already. Just chilling and playing the classes that look interesting to me after rushing to 60 on my first guy.The influx of South americans have really fucked up the low level dungeon scene though.
>>573559630>havethirdie moment
What are some actually novel classes worth checking that go beyond "it's this&that class but different theme"?
Its a shame that WoW never had a scalie race option.
>>573559997Drachtyr exist you know
best way to get heirlooms?
Jerking off to tauren cocks again.
>>573559997It's a shame that WoW ever introduced furry shit besides Taurens.
>put on the slutmog>que first dungie>tank never stops queing and after a few nice runs he asks me if I want to join his run more oftenso this is why trannies get so hooked to playing female characters they decide to become one irl
>>573525664It was Savix, wasn't it? Out of any person I've seen reacting to CoA trailers, he's the only one who looked legit hyped instead of just yapping about the lawsuit.
>>573534987what gear do you even use as grovewarden? are those spellpower maces?
guys I'm gonna stay up late and go to work tomorrow tired playing octowow for like 8 hours, time to do dungeons as my priest alternative toon. let's go guys
>>573558183The consensus seems to be that it's janky yeah. The moment I tried the mech spec and realized your bar is blank by default and you have to drag all your abilities in BEFORE THE FORM ENDS then if you didn't finish arranging your bar you now have to build up meter for it again. I realized this class isn't for me probably. It doesn't help that the first time I even tried it was the elite quest in Dun Morogh, ate a death cause of that. Then I tried soloing it as the healer spec and ate another death. Some classes have no problem soloing elites so I was disappointed.
>>573560192>Drachtyr exist you knowThey don't. I deny the existence of anything WoW-related post-MoP
>>573560751The best way to get heirlooms in Ascension WoW: Conquest of Azeroth (CoA) is by rushing your first character to max level, using your accumulated Prestige/Bazaar Points, and purchasing them from the Project Ascension Wiki using Vanity Sync items to duplicate them across alts
KoX status?
>>573562263based scalieif even you didnt like it then who the fuck was dracthyr for?
>>573557509the idea is that 1 tank, 1 healer, 1 support, 2 dps will do more damage and healing and take less damage (as a group) compared to 1 tank, 1 healer, 3 dpswhether that actually plays out in game depends heavily on the support and if they know what theyre doing
>>573562734 big
Supports were always a thingEvery dps other than warrior, mage or rogue were supports in vanilla
>>573546252It gets better later onFor now maybe focusing on damage could be more funSupport specs that can offheal are king for now
>>573544810Kidney shot on a 60s cd is garbage, you die faster than a rogue too.
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTCH
>>573552075It's always has been like this on any large pop server, from retoilet to turtle and now CoA. These servers have a dom:slut ratio of 1:10.Part due to the availability of custom slutmogs feeding into the AGP pipeline, part due to the estrogen in the water making the frogs gay.Also, usually the dom has to do the creative heavylifting, writing some engaging smut while the slut is just "there" to take it - sometimes not even that (being unconscious, restrained, whatever). At best the slut has to write some eyecandy for the dom to get off.Last but not least the skill plays a hige role as well. Just like you can get away with a shitty greenparsing warlock doing 150dps, the slut can get away with *moans* oneliners, it's not pretty, but it doesn't necessarily break the ERP, just makes it boring and low quality. Meanwhile if you have a garbage dom who becomes infamous like Torzag or Jib, it adds to the scarcity and skews the already bad ratio of doms:subs even more.
>>573563307>if even you didnt like it then who the fuck was dracthyr for?People who still fall for the scam that is retail WoW, probably.
>make an entire class centered around doing Fire damage>first two raid tiers will have resistance or full immunity to Fire damage
>>573565621dvtch wouldn't betray us like that, right pyrobros?
>>573565263Where do switches such as myself fall into this intricate ecosystem?
>>573565621>he forgot retailified classic aka ascension completely got rid of innate immunities and resistancesfriendly reminder machines aren't supposed to bleed or be poisoned
>>573565709>he doesn't know>he hasn't played BBW>he hasn't read the CoA features
im genuinely baffled by the amount of people who get invested in abysmal dogshit like asscension and turdle uncritically, populism is a brain cancer
>>573565965why are you here then mr "im so much better lol!"
>>573565890their "rpg world" feature is a placebo to get you excited about nothingopen world mobs will always be a joke especially when player power goes out of control (i.e. every single thing you play in any ascension server)the only significant change from their "rpg world" shit is mobs dropping ridiculously over-budgeted gear
>>573565709goblins in STV near ZG enterance gain full fire damage immunity when they get low in health so me and some other pyrobro had to wand them down
>>573565965in the end, WARMANE ALWAYS WINS
>>573565621I don't think CoA will have to worry about getting a second raid tier...
>>573539774>Do 2 (two) mythics when that comes out>Replace and gigamog that shit instantly because heroic gear is worthless once real content releasesHuh, huh!I'd keep bullying you but you seem legitimately so low IQ you start to clap at seeing a purple item and instantly equip it, regardless of what it does.
>>573565995>mfw the level 14 Tunnel Rat Geomancer keeps a 95% uptime on Quick Fire Ward there's nothing i can do but twack him with my dogshit melee weapon
>>573566240mogged
>>573565980this is not the coa general but i can see how you would get confused i guess
I'm stuck in a loop of remaking characters after around 10 levels on COA, I'm tried.
>>573566434how far should i level them to see if i like them?
>>573566240>leveling in loch cringedeserved
>>573565694Precious Diamonds too good for this shitworld.
>>573566452In vanilla some classes would get big power boosts at around 30, maybe it's similar in COA.
Not sure what to make next, stuck on wildwalker primalist or war kox.
>>573566639okay I will level to 30.
How're you Starcallers holding up? Trying one and i think i could really use some help with which abilities to actually use, Moon Guard
If anyone else is annoyed by Ascension's server side auto arranging the Accension and Newcomer channels before the Zone and Trade channels, and it not persisting if you manually change it, I made an addon to automatically rearrange them back to WoW defaults at login. Can post it here if anyone is interested.
>>573566962me
i've played a lot of shit in many versions of wow but i've never felt as useless as playing a wind stormbringergenuinely what the fuck were they thinking
>>573567656a final cash out before the shutdown
>>573568242>just random shitty worldbosses on road map>raids wont release before the lawsuit shuts down the servergrim
What tank do I level next?It has to be a plate wearer or at least use 1 handed weapons (that's the heirlooms in currently farming).
funnest healer on coa?
Guys, Blood Mage or Primalist as support?
>>573568981maybe witch dr since they actually have to try or veno if you like resto druid
>>573568981Cultist if you want just do damage and automatically heal party powerfully.Sun Cleric if you want to do big dam once every 2 minsTinker, Pyromancer and Venomancer are all also strong and fun in their way healers.
>>573568981grovekeeper if the Jews didn't decide it isn't a healer, actually.
What if it dosen't shut down
>>573569336what if you had wheels? then you'd be a bike
>>573569336if grandma had a dick she would be a grandpa
>>573569382Damn just like your mom huhWhat a legacy
>>573569336when was the last time blizzard failed to shut down a server? situated in the US no less
>>573569461mustache not dick
>>573569336It has, it just has!
>>573569523Blizzard only sued 3 servers, ascension is the third.
>>573522485>Just how cucked is Runemaster?Unironically if you cannot kill something withint 5-10 seconds of stun you are pretty much dead and this applies to all PvE and PvP, you either burst mofos down in a few seconds or you die once all your shit goes on CD and you can't do anything anymore.
>>573569737lol
>>573569461your dad a lesbianyour sister a misteryou brother a motheryour grandpap a trapyour granny a tranny
>>573569461your family tree LGBT
>>573569753I saw a Runemaster die to a normal mob of equal level earlier.
>>573569994I hit 57 yesterday and yeah, that was pretty much my experience leveling too.
lol forgot the poll is still upplace your bets ighttps://strawpoll.com/e2naXkKaVyB
>errmmmmmm if you dint pretend to be a girl and heal stuff then ur bad come on girls we are sluts and we like it hahaha ~girrrlllsss just wana have fuuunnnnn OooOOOoooOohhhhh girls just wana haaavve fuunnnnn~ I hate trump and my dad, if you dont play in my tranny server then ur a..uhhh...TRANNY, yeah ur a tranny if you dont ERP with me yeah...Its so funny
>>573571018schizo rambling nonsense
Only cool people play on warmane
>>573569994Possible early on, but they get 4% heal ever couple seconds and a shield if using earth tattoo and engraving which give a lot of survivability
>>573571018if you knock on your walls with a wooden spoon it makes the trannies living in your walls shut up for 3 hours you should try it
>>573571495That's nothing compared to what all the other classes are getting. If you can't casually pull 5 mobs at once at level 30, your class is shit.
>>573571564>>573571208>erruummmmmmmm NU UHHHHHHHLMAO
>if your class can't do [retarded sub 60 leveling metric]>It.. it's erm , it's le, erm!! Le bad!!1!Do tranon fecaloids really?Wait no they do really. Actual grey parsing behavior hahahahah
>>573571908They truly do lmao. Bet they still think shitmalist is a good tank (they aren't ready for mythics).
>>573571589It's a mage rogue hybrid, two of the squishiest classes in WoW. The only issue I really have is that they have no skill similar to evasion. Only that granite skill that reduces dmg like 30%, which is total garbage. You could also pull dozen mobs and infinitely freeze them, but then have no way to kill them from ranged kek
>>573571908it's a funserver with its head on blizzard's chopping blockleveling is the most important part of the experience
>>573572087>leveling is the most important part of the experienceLOL
>>57357190899% of players won't ever get to max level
>>573572087Pffhahahah>>573572269Wrong, 99% will, the last 1% is anime addicted pedo freaks from here who won't and will eat a perma ban for being pedophiles.
>>573571495>which give a lot of survivabilitycompletely false, it barely makes a difference
>>573572379its called chromie, is the trans server, they allow you to ERP and talk about raping todlers in /g <tang> chat GOD FORBID you call someone a jeet or nigger, then its over.
Felsworn Infernalist is so underrated it's crazy. Every single spell it has is either castable while moving or instant cast, no mana to worry about, THREE (3) blinks, gigantic damage, insane scaling (2x crit damage, spirit gives huge crit and sp), has ice block, doesnt rely on long cooldownsIt's the best caster in the game and it's not even close
>>573573213yeah but if i wanted to play a warlock i would just play warlock on pservers without custom classes
>>573573015And it's also AI free AND MAP friendly!
>>573573213Why is tyrant allowed to use 2handers?
>>573559847KoX is the first summoner tank we've had then of course the support classes like Inspiration Guardian since those don't exist in official WoWHeadhunting Barb is also pretty unique as a ranged axe-thrower who attacks while moving and weaves in and out as a skirmisher
>you need to play on my pserver because its just like original untouched wow but the rates are higher and we have a cash shop where you can buy slut cloths to put on ur enby night elf or blood elf, we also raid, but its not a raid, we just all go to the same room and ERP and then post it on /wpsg/yeah that shits gay and retarded lmao
What's the strongest class and spec? I'm tired of not being able to quest alone.
>>573573213Raid buff status?
>>573573952If you want to easily solo quests in Conquest of Azeroth (CoA), the best builds are Affliction Warlocks (pure DPS) or any Tank spec (like Templar, Knight of Xoroth, or Mountain King). They allow you to pull multiple mobs at once, self-heal, and solo elites without dying.The top-performing specs for solo questing stand out for distinct reasons:
>>573561661Most of your damage comes from Wild Strike and Treant Spirit Charge procs on crit. Crit is your most important stat followed by Strength/AP/weapon damage and then Haste and SPI don't use spellpower maces
Its over for you guys, I have the Sigils.
>wake up>CoA shill is still having a tranny induced melty
>wake up>log in>kill some more no skilled shitters>post on /wpsg/its going to be a good day, but not for trannys.
>Want to play Tauren>Have to be stuck riding an ugly fucking Kodo foreverFuck.
>>573574171Question: am I supposed to charge myself around or let the treants schizoout while I spam wild strike and slap shit with my fat 2 hander?
>>573574365y'lor?
>>573574536average dutch simp playerbase
>>573569009Blood Mage is a failed support spec, it's a pure healer yet you queue as DPS for dungeons. literally unplayable. Primalist is godlike. Good AoE damage, scales well, good healing, great buffs, basically immortal when well-geared.
>>573573213anyone who looked at talent trees before july 3 saw this coming, enjoy your top caster dps spot with venomancer rotweaver and both WD dps specs
>>573574639Better not catch you trying to escape the maw, nobody escapes the maw
how should I split agi and int on my venomancer? 50/50?
>>573574835respec rot and 100/0 inti thought all the actual spider players quit and rerolled around lvl 20, the spec has been completely MIA on my screen since about lvl 20
>>573551257ActiBlizz makes anywhere from $8-10 billion annually. Microsoft acquired ActiBlizz for $75.4 billion, in cash btw. You're beyond delusional if you think this Dutch character is going to put a dent into any of that. Corporations have legal defense funds for this kind of stuff
>>573574532If your crit chance is high enough your rotation is literally just spamming Wild Strike since the treants only proc on melee crit and they do fuckhuge damage and healing, occasionally casting a Seismic skill or an instant cast spell to regain Rage if needed
Any Mountain Thanes here? Is it fun or nah?
>>573574989>>i thought all the actual spider players quit and rerolled around lvl 20,that was runemaster
>>573574786You cant do this to me Y'lor!!I'm the maw walker!!!
>>573574992this. and even if they were somehow on the losing end, do people really believe that the devs of a pserver wouldn't take a settlement deal in the millions of $ to simply walk away and turn the server off? life changing retirement money for dutch, crumbs of revenue for blizz
>>573574992>He doesn't know who dutch I REALLY isLet me put it this way, he speaks Mexican in his day to day.
>>573575114n the Conquest of Azeroth (CoA) realm on Project Ascension, you create a custom class from scratch rather than playing traditional specs. While you won't find a specific "Mountain Thane" class, many players build lightning-focused warriors or "Stormbringers" that emulate this exact fantasy. Opinions in the community on CoA are mixed, with some praising its depth and polish, while others feel it plays too differently from classic WoW.>>573574835In Ascension Conquest of Azeroth (CoA), you should not split 50/50. Because stat scaling is specific to your chosen playstyle, hybridizing your core attributes dilutes your effectiveness. Instead of splitting them, commit fully based on your current specialization:
>NOOOOOO THE SERVER WILL SHUTDOWN YOU CANT PLAY THERE ITS A WASTE OF TIMEwhen has playing videogames not been a waste of time? especially MMOs?
>>573528912><gulag>Fuck off I'm not playing Alliance
>>573575114Chud kino.>>573575113Noted, I'll work on getting a full crit+str off set. The spec really feels like it should be able to q as a healer (it fucking scales with heal power for God's sake).
>>573575317Why won't you answer my question about chromie??
>>573575582>errrmmmmm dont talk about that UNLESS you also hate CoA and love femboys like me heheyeah they are fucking gross bro
>>573573332felsworn is actually the piece of shit frost mage kiter if you can believe it.venomancer rotweaver is literally a full talent tree and glyphs and raid set bonuses of afflic/destro lock + all rng procs of balance druid, plays identical to warlock, the hybriid tax came in the form of zero cc and thats about it. the move-while-casting procs at lvl 50 are 100% uptime in any fights. also, mushroom mines all over the floor are some of the better AOE for any pulls that last exactly 20 seconds
tranny chaser mad he's not getting (you)syikes
>>573565621CoA doesn't have vanilla resistances, it's Wrath at its core.
>>573574365j'l'r stopped visiting the gym...
>>573574989ty, time to drop leatherworking for tailoring I guess
does /who not work on CoA?
>>573565621niller. i lost all respect for wow as an rpg when my first holy spell didn't do extra damage against undead
Most humiliated guild award.
>>573574171I see tyvm
>>573571495He was 54...Mobs are tuned with classes wearing plate and selfheal in mind, it becomes very evident past 40.
>>573576184It doesn't work on Ascension. Ascension is malware, you can't mods your client, you can't see who is online, they actively use RCE, if you block RCE you get banned.
>>573576189wonder how many tang members silently joined world peace because their dead as fuck guild fell apart lmaofucking losers
>>573558183Some dudes in RDF yesterday asked me if i marry them while I was playing healer tinker.Treat it like restoration shaman and you will get rid of janky feeling. Few pro tips:>Keep healing nanobots and nanobots swarm (talent that genererates threat) on a tank all the time. Keep mana nanobots on yourself. Basically earth/mana shield situation. >Never use Ziggi. It's a noob trap. It's buggy, clunky to use and too much of fuss for an output. Basic pet gives you +20% mana every minute and strong ST damage for bosses. Just set it in passive and use as mana battery and to hit bosses. >Pick the talent that makes healing nanobots aoe. By the end of any dungeon this will be your #1 healing in details. >Zap! and talents for it make it 10sec CD that both lay on hands a tank and make an extremely strong AoE hot. This is your main healing spell and OH SHIT button.>Use basic heal just when it's really necessary. Get rid of flash heal, it's unnecessary. >Dont stress out about Beacons. You don't have to use I'm for every pack of mobs. You have so much healing from Zap and nanobots most of the dungeons will be just fine without using them. But Beacon of Shield is turbo strong with Overcharge so slowly get used to using this combo in before some predictable AoE damage. Other two beacons are basically AoE totem of healing and Mana Totem, so use them when you feel like you need it really. >Med Kit is a dogshit.>Dont stress out about using turret every time. It does solid ST damage on bosses but for AoE packs it's not necessary. So your loop would be like this: keep nanobots uptime, shoot packs with AoE damage augmentation, if tank needs healing throw a Zap!, if tank needs even more healing just use basic heal, if AoE group damage incoming use Zap! for aoe healing and throw a Beacon Shield with Overcharge. Alternatively you can use Medical Augmentation and your heals will chain. If you feel like the group needs more rot healing throw a Beacon of Healing. That's it.
>>573576274All pservers are malware until proven otherwise, and there is no proving otherwise.You are a technologically illiterate retard if you're not running pserver clients inside its own containment VM.>b-butYou are a technologically illiterate retard.
>>573576184Yes, the /who command is disabled or heavily restricted on Project Ascension's Conquest of Azeroth (CoA) realm.Private World of Warcraft servers commonly disable or break this command intentionally.Why Private Servers Block /whoHiding Population Numbers: Many private servers disable the command so players cannot run census addons or manually scan the player base to see exactly how many people are online.
>>573576189he says, as 90% of the roster he posts are ERP trannies>b-but at least I'm having fun, chud!!!
>>573575734im here to make fun of the fact that you look gross. the age of retard nigger trannys is over, the age of based chuds is now. not a single fucking thing you can do about it but advoid mirrors all day LMAO
>>573576189Tang? More like The Raped.
>>573576184/who has been off for almost a decade, initially it was because the realm was forced high risk
if /who doesn't work who do I wisp for a ginv to world peace?
>>573576513t. Pattern recognition neonazi
this nigga posts an off-topic reaction gif of some old nu metal has been as if he's pwning the threadnext he's gonna post asmongold
>>573576502>90% of the roster he posts are ERP tranniesunlike Blowhole, Backhole and Fronthole o algo
>>573576613/join DESU
>>573576613Join world and start asking for BBC, grooming and estrogen and they'll invite you
>>573576456thanks chatgpt
>>573576381As for boss damage: use penetrative augmentation, send pet to attack the boss, set turret to attack the boss and just shoot it yourself while spamming scrap shot.I want to emphasize how close the play style of it to a Shaman. You basically play chain heal+riptide+ healing totem+keep earth shield.
>>573576724I dont play on either, you should all kill yourselves
>>573576681>this nigga posts an off-topic reaction gif of some old nu metal has been as if he's pwning the thread next he's gonna post asmongoldheh yea, i think i will
llm posts are low quality
>>573576906See >>573576663
>>573576036Stop making fun of me or I'll take your sigils to the sepulcher
>>573573213>*casting "Told you so"* (300% crit damage, Usable while moving)
>>573577025No!! Don't do it Y'lor!!
>>573577257>*casts GIGARAPE on you 100 times* (forced matingpress, nakadashi, handholding)
>>573577281mods send him to torghast
>>573577408Nooooo!!!
>>573577257I'm going to catch you on high risk some day and tear that pretty red dress off you
Troons have no ability to even ERP with ESL/Brazilians because they all left the tranny servers to dutchcradt along with everyone else.I love life bros. Its not enough that trannys lose, they must also suffer.
Tauri. <gulag>You JoinNow
>>573577620You are talking to a man who is most likely fat and or ugly
>>573578301Fuck off I'm not playing on Alliance
Can someone give me the macro to learn appearance of everything you have in your bags?
>>573578484Yes.
>>573578713Use the following macro to automatically learn the appearances of all eligible gear currently in your bags. It will instantly search your backpack and bank bags, adding any uncollected transmog designs to your vanity collection./run local c=C_AppearanceCollection for b=0,4 do for s=1,GetContainerNumSlots(b)do local i=GetContainerItemID(b,s) if i and not c.IsAppearanceCollected(C_Appearance.GetItemAppearanceID(i)) then c.CollectItemAppearance(C_Appearance.GetItemAppearanceID(i)) end end end
>>573578867thanks, my room filled with ketchup gasDO NOT RUN THIS
I really enjoy grovetender. No it's not busted, you're lying and mad.
>>573578678go ahead make the horde guild. you won't.
>>573579086The Grovetender (and the Cultist class as a whole) offers a fantastic, engaging playstyle. Whether it feels overpowered often depends heavily on the chosen build, the stats of the mobs you are facing, and the challenges you have enabled.
>>573579128>Grovetender>and the Cultist class as as wholePlease verify your sloppa before posting it
coa is really bad for alts if you dont want to do pvp and rdf
>>573579230after you reach lvl 60, you can start using heirlooms & xp aura
>>573579230Just use heirlooms and aura, bro, +120% XP total.
>>573579230I made 21 accounts, one for each class, that way I have mount, bags, and multi-spec on all my class.
>>573579194He can't, it's a chromietroom running a disinfo campaign.>>573579086I hate that the main support it does is healing.
>>573579717i have yet to open the warchest with 3 char over 10
>>573579313What so the quickest way to get looms?Just do the weekly quests to failure?
>>573579230wydm? i have 70 specs to play. this is paradise for altoholics like me
>>573579779Grovekeeper (formerly Life) and Fleshweaver used to be healing specs, the devs stubbornly changed them and proceeded to ignore any and all feedback regarding that. One of the hottest threads in the Bloodmage channel during the beta was asking for it to be reverted and the devs didn't give a shit.They've barely changed their kits too, so they've retained the majority of the healing they had while barely improving upon their DPS.The worst part is the justification to change them at the time was "unlimited mana and DPS-focused healing" when the exact same argument could be used for Heretic Cultist and Moon Priest Starcaller, who remain actual healers.
>>573549173Lapidis/Gillijim was cut vanilla content.
>>573579909it used to be prestiging on the seasonal server, because it was designed to be fast levelingnow you just do your dailiesthere is also farming profane scrap in warmode with a group, then turning it into profane cloth in the capital
>>573580116That never had anything done.
>>573580046heretics and moon priests still rely entirely on mana to function, while those two also used rage, that's the key issue. they can't balance a healer that doesn't run entire on mana so they gutted both specs.if only there was some kind of mechanic that just instantly wiped the raid if combat went too long, oh well, i guess such a mechanic is just impossible to implement.ascension devs really are just like retoilet devs sometimes
>>573579959questing is annoying slow and crowded in the 1-30 range at least, no layer switching and tagging after 1-5 zones.
>>573580046I keep calling Grovekeeper life lmao.I really liked the idea of a rage+mana based healer. It's a weird change because "my supporting kit is feeding you healing" is sorta fucking ass. Like do I bring two and then not bring a healer? Or they are the designated "mythic+184827 billion" dps because they make the group immortal?It feels muddled.
>>573567656for some reason despite 20+ years of knowledge telling them it was a bad idea.Ascension basically made supports vanilla hybrids.
Should I make a nelfie or belfie starcaller?
>>573580416>Like do I bring two and then not bring a healer? Or they are the designated "mythic+184827 billion" dps because they make the group immortal?>It feels muddled.its clearly meant to be for raids or pvp now
>>573569336what if my gf was my sister?
>>573580531have they fixed a CORE FUCKING SKILL BEING COMPLETELY UNUSABLE on horde? the combat mount?regardless of answer, the answer is night elf
>>573580650>have they fixed a CORE FUCKING SKILL BEING COMPLETELY UNUSABLE on horde? the combat mount?yes
Post <World Peace> roster
>>573580570I can't see them being a raid mainstay compared to a real healer.I guess it's a pvp spec or as said, a mythic+ shitpost/boost class. I can see them being bs for boosting or farming.
>>573580531nelfie
>>573569336If Conquest of Azeroth (CoA) and Project Ascension somehow survive the legal pressure from Blizzard/Microsoft, it means a revolutionary classless model would permanently anchor in the MMO landscape. A successful dodge of IP enforcement could also pave the way for massive, fan-made expansions and entirely new standalone custom classes.If the platform escapes the shutdown axe, the long-term impact on the community and game development would likely include:
Cultist is bis in level 60 pvp.
>>573580929can we get this fuckin chat gpt bot out of here?
>>573581157d'awww, lil cultist*tousles your hair*
>>573580929classless doesnt mean anything, it still violates the ip.
>>573581309It's better than that newfag kid who wakes up and spams "tranny" every minute and a half on cooldown for batches of 8-10 hours straight.
>>573581309there are nigger itt that replies to those post. its over.
this is the de-facto race list for the coa classes. if you didn't pick this race for the class, you picked wrong>barbarianorc>witch doctortroll>felswornorc>stormbringerorc>knight of xorothhuman or undead, these are supposed to be WC2 death knights. yet you can't make them human or undead because the devs are retarded, too bad!>guardiantauren, dwarf, human>templarhuman>bloodmagehuman, troll (only if using blood troll skin and a non-worgen spec)>rangerbelf or nelf. why the fuck can't taurens be rangers?>chronomancerdragons can pick their humanoid body so anything goes>necromancerhuman, undead, orc>pyromancerif you picked this shitty class you already picked wrong. ugh fine belf i guess>cultistsold gods don't discriminate, anything goes>starcallernelf>sun clericbelf>tinkerdwarf>venomancertroll>reaperundead, troll>primalistdwarf if tank, orc if melee spec or geomancer, nelf if healer>runemasterhuman>witch hunterretarded OC class that has nothing to do with warcraft, if you picked this you picked wrong
>>573580650>>573580905I made a belf instead sorry.Now I gotta think of a name.
>>573581597>only one class can be taurenMOOO, I say! I will MOO all over this silly post.MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
>>573581692Delete it. Make a nelf, I won't play with you otherwise.
>>573580832I think they will be good for large M+ pulls as they have uncapped AOE and bring lust
>>573581309Just the end result of letting melty trannies around. It's a chromie tranny malding and spamming chatgpt slop in anger in an attempt to make CoA impossible to discuss.Just what happens when you deny pedo trannies their little kids to groom.
what looms do i buy?
>>573581784That has got to be the gayest shit I've read this morning
>>573581784not my fault tauren have the least classes
>>573581597You can make UD kox.>Tinker>Not gnome:|
>>573581551Oh shit, I guess he's awake. 7 posts below me is some newfag losing his mind spamming "tranny" 3 times like some Harry Potter spell.
>>573581892first you get a trinket, since you can equip both for 20% xp
>>573581892Trinket>weapon>chest/shoulders.Rest give no bonus xp.
>>573581892When gearing up for Conquest of Azeroth (CoA) on Project Ascension, you generally prioritize heirlooms that maximize your leveling speed or secure powerful baseline stats that carry you through the early and mid-levels
>>573581157>1.7k at level 60Shiggydiggy>Felsworn>OrcNo>KoXHuman and Undead can't be KoX you absolute retard
>>573581597>devs remember auchenai and let draenei be necromancers>devs don't remember rangari and don't let draenei be rangersCulling race/class combos was the DUMBEST FUCKING DECISION out of anything in CoA.
>>573581784to be fair, Tauren have, since day one in wc3 lore, been hugely connected to the lore of elune, stars, moonbeams, the sun, sun fire, and holy light. if you didn't pick up on this in the dialog or themes of the tauren questing zones, sorry but you simply aren't very observantthis post took 3 hours to type with my 3 gigantic pseudo-hooved fingers
>>573581949*inhales deeply*MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
>>573581692Anon there is a silver glowing eye option for blood elf female specifically
>>573582191They should just let any race be any class, no one gives a fuck about lore in a funserver
>>573582191>rangarinon-canon
>>573582191>i want to see 50,000 blood elves zesty-flipping and /laugh.mp3ing around as every class for the entire server lifespanthink this one through please
>>573582191>runecaster class>you're not carving runes on your physical body and punching demons to deathNot even lore accurate.
>>573582191It's quite simple:Auchenai is TBC lore. Based and sovlful.Rangari is WoDshit lore. Cringe and fanficshit.
Blizzard has not officially shut down Project Ascension or the Conquest of Azeroth (CoA) server yet, but a complete shutdown is expected within the next few months (likely late 2026). Blizzard Entertainment officially filed a massive federal lawsuit against Project Ascension's operators on June 13, 2026.Because this is an active federal court battle rather than a simple Cease & Desist letter, the timeline for a total shutdown depends entirely on the ongoing legal proceedings.
>>573582349that's your fault for playing the mudhut faction tee bee ech
https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/73480810/blizzard-entertainment-inc-v-powell/>Waiver of Service executed yesterdayThis is the Ascension lawsuit.
>>573582191the fuck is a rangari niggy, that shit wasn't in tbc-wotlk or wc3 loreretail face ahh post finna get dey lip bustid
>>573582627what does that mean
>nu-draenei:)>modern nu-draenei lore:(I expect nothing and once again this general disappoints me.
>>573582691Dutch has seen his cartel assassins out, if you are a blizzard employe don't bother to run or hide, you are about to be part of a best gore video.
woggies~
>>573582691it means he voluntarily accepted the notice of a lawsuit and acknowledged it, meaning he will go along with the legal proceedings rather than having feds show up to his door to tell him he is fucked
>>573580929I'm beginning to really, really, really like these posts.
>>573582627>waiver of service>its just letting the court know that dutch has recieved the lawsuit from blizzardokay and?
>>573583237it means dutch definitely exists as an actual person in USA despite what some shills were trying to claim, blizzard did indeed doxx him and dutch (AKA Derek Powell) is compliant, CoA will die soon.
>>573582691it means dutch has decided he will willingly show up in court to get his asshole widened rather than be dragged there kicking and screaming
>>573583237You don't need to respond to every single post on 4chan.org that you have a personal disagreement with.
how do i find the discord for class discussion for coa?
>>573582691It's dutch and his cronies trying to drag things out. You can buy yourself a few extra days if you waive away the step of the process where you are physically served papers.Everything so far that Dutch has done from his end has been to delay the inevitable, probably because he's trying to work out how to hide his cash before his assets are frozen.
>>573583363We already know that because dutch (powell) hired the same lawyer as turtle to defend himself.
>>573583363Post his face then.Post the man known as Derek S. powell.
<troong> faggot doesn't understand that if CoA dies no one will play on his server anyway
>>573583457To find the official Discord for Conquest of Azeroth (CoA) class discussion, your best starting point is the main Ascension launcher, where valid community links are provided. Alternatively, you can log in to the official Ascension website, navigate to the Community tab, and follow the link to join.
>>573583515KEKit truly is over for ascensionfags
>>573583515This is not true.
>>573583556If he spams enough chatgpt babble we might all leave CoA!
>>573583607
>>573583719Now post Turtle lawsuit.
what is a good support class?
>>573583913
>outDPSes you as the tankYour response?
>dutch will shut down ascension >Dutch is REALLY Derek!>Dutch will go to jail!! Daddy blizzy will win!You are here>HEH! Derek went to jail!>W-wait why is Dutch posting still?!>W-what do you mean ascension is still up?! >B-but! You have to play my fly by night dead troon server! Let me groom you!!!>STOP HAVING FUN!!!>No more servers where I can groom kids...-Ack!
>>573584097Now show butt.
>>573584106>rapes your wowgf
>>573581597>Primalist>Not Tauren>Tinker>Not GnomeIncorrect post, try again.>witch hunter>retarded OC class that has nothing to do with warcraft, if you picked this you picked wrongGot that right though.
>>573584147>Daddy blizzy will win!this but unironically
So what exactly is the class outfit warchest? Wouldn't you only be able to use the set pertaining to the class you opened the original warchest on? (Among the items you get, one is a soulbound warchest with some equips/weapon thematically related to your class). And can you equip them at any time or should I wait until 60 before opening?
>>573584106I'm level 60
>>573584106/surrender/moon/beg
>>573584106wtf is this ugly ass creature, why is the worgen teal
The fact that Ascension is just money laundry and blizzard shuts it down proves that criminals bait kids on internet easyEven in this general subhumans that defend that server that will die soon don't complain about kids fucked in the ass and molested by the devs who sell candy to them.
>>573579002IM GONNA MASTURBATE TO HER
>>573584227>>573582000>playing gnome
>>573584106
>>573549173>no bridge or anything connecting the islands, so you have to waste 5+ minutes swimming back and forthThat's called immersion and SOVL nigger>Whoever pretended TURDle was anything above mediocre should neck immediately.It was the most incredible version of WoW to have ever existed. Having every single piece of content be 100% perfect is not a requirement. Vanilla had some dogshit zones too, which Turtle did a lot to fix.
>>573584515Skin diseases
>>573584458I don't. But it's objectively the most lore fitting race for the spec.
>>573584420>you shouldn't take candy from random wow pservers>come take OFFICIAL CANDY™ from us at Blizzard™ © ® LLC and get groomed by our constant worshipping of minorities and genderqueershmmmm no
>>573584325You forgot /shake
Dont talk to me or my son ever again
>>573584227Tinkers could be Tauren too. Think about it: Tauren are the only Horde race that can start with a GUN and they have observable engineering marvels such as the Lift system but no Engineering trainer in Thunder Bluff.
>>573584551If you play demolition, dwarf is fitting. Mechanics and demolition also does have lot of goblin stuff. Invention is only fitting for gnome though.
>>573584147Truke.
>Witch Hunter and Chronomancer are shi-*ACK*
>>573584687I don't want to seem too eager
...
https://www.twitch.tv/lymetel/clip/EvilMiniaturePrariedogOneHand-O0gmipwyrapaCc4A
>>573584710I love the boss pets.I personally like mini herod. He looks so utterly retarded, wish I could turn him into a lootbot.
>>573584420who is laundering whose money?
>>573584817how the fuck is waterbringer that highthe spec revolves around a fucking 40s not-Doom debuff, it sounds miserable to play everywhere but raids
>>573584817W-what! I wa shecking told tanks are OP OP why is none up there!!?!!Could it be that I'm a fecaloid subhuman shitter that is still level 31??
>>573584817this was supposed to be gatekeptdelet eet
>>573584889>sub tank damage = kickso he will kick every dps until mc is out?im playing with somewhat decent people and even they BARELY outdmg me, like if i do 2k dps they do 2.2, as a full dps ramming the targetand on aoe basically nobody but sun cleric stands a chance
>>573584817>70 fucking specs and only 5 of them can break 3knice fuckin server
>>573585051Tyrant is tank spec and its 4th best in both single target and AoEthis is AFTER the 10% damage nerf it received a couple days ago, btw
How will you defend ascension in this general after it shutsdown soon?What will you say in this general? "cope"? "i-it will c-come back?" will you just switch to post about another server and keep your defense mechanism and dignity hidden? since it is a human normal reaction?You do realize some people already know your normal stable human defense mechanism (defending a server and then switch to another server but never admit its your fault)
>>573584817yes, i am a WAND chad, i am
>>573585051tyrant felsworn is right there blind retard
>>573584817This has to be done by extremely fucking bad players.Ive seen sun clerics and reapers doing insane dmg
>>573585258don't care still playing it while it's still hereif you think there is such a thing as a forever pserver you're delusional
>>57358540670th percentile so yes a lot of shittersI've seen Wardens deal 3500 dps but its listed as 1300 therethere's not a big enough sample size of good players yet
>>573584817I do 2k ST on my Eternal bloodmage and yet im not on this screen, curious.Maybe, perhaps, this "log" is done by inbreds?
>>573584817this is AI made data that was fed with some extremely small player pool
>>573585153>Uses 2 2handersIt's always going to be top dps until they drop that btw.
>>573584227Order of EmbersDarskshire Night WatchScarlet Houndmasters
>573585258dont carestill playing coa
>>573585465warmane is older than you were born anonyou can cope how much you want
>>573585695lmao nobody cares about your p2w shitheapgo buy another shadowmourne
If anyone wants to look at that data in depth: https://coa.ascensionlogs.gg/statistics?phase=0&difficulty=normal&location=All%20Dungeons
>>573585683>>573585768>AJAJAJAJA favela reply , the postHave you bought the warchest from Ascension shop yet? others did already and are way ahead of you ingame at lvling + gear
>>573585854Everyone got the war chest for free! :D
>>573585854KEKAROO everyone got 3 warchests for free retardnot that your scam server would know the meaning of giving shit away for free
>logs>when 99% of players arent even hit capped or expertise cappedLOLMAO
>>573584817Don't care, playing Infinite Chrono anyway.
>>573585814Total worgGOD victory
>>573586002shitter copeall the l33t g3mers are in full Heroic dungeon gear already
I really hate fanart of blood elves with big tits.They are supposed to be fucking petite retards, like a 18-20 year old.
Sun cleric is bis
there arent even 21 different colours, how do logs work in coa
lichbros we can't even reach 3 digit dps? what happened!??!
>>573585963>>573585989What makes you defending a 1(one) month server like your only meaning of life so much in this general?Do you look at yourself in the mirror when you say "Ascension is 1 month alive and the best" every morning?
>>573584536>That's called immersion and SOVL niggerNo it isn't. Not everyone is a druid or shaman.
>>573586193How cooked is animation?
>>573584817>parsefaggotry alreadyI swear to god
>>573586207no, i look at myself in the mirror and go "i'm having the most fun in ascension right now so i'm gonna go play more of it and talk more about it"and it'll be something else when the lawsuit is over and it dies. it's not that deep retard.
>>573584304
>>573586193>>573586308>>573586319>>573584817there aren't any raids open, you are going off nothing
tinker and starcaller bros, what the fuck is this shit?
>>573584817>Felsworn tank spec does more damage than the DPS specsHumiliation ritual
>>573586193imagine having access to a proper fucking necromancer spec with proper fucking pet spam, or an actual fucking disease-caster, and instead going "no, i will play the crippled frost mage spec instead"
>>573586374lmao this nigga standing in front of the mirror like it's a motivational speech for his dying private server addiction. Bro really out here doing daily affirmations for a realm that's one Blizzard email away from getting nuked into the shadow realm."it's not that deep retard" yeah no shit, it's a pirate server for a 15 year old game, the only thing deep is how far your head is up your own ass coping for the inevitable "lawsuit over, server ded, time to find the next fresh" cycle.See you in two weeks when Ascension gets C&D'd and you're back in /wowg/ crying about how "nothing will ever be as fun" until the next Chinese cash shop pserver drops. Peak WoW private server enjoyer mentality. Touch grass, touch a real raid, or at least touch something that isn't your copium pipe.
>>573586252The beauty of an MMO is that there are options. I just didn't go back to the zones I didn't like as there are plenty of zones that are good for every single level range. Some zones are fine simply as flavor instead of being the most efficient leveling route.
I am (not) done pregging my Shadowmourne!The frigid cold of Icecrown was certainly punishing that day. I remember waking up early in Dalaran, boarding my flying mount, and sweeping away toward Icecrown Citadel as quickly as I could. I desperately needed to finish farming those Primordial Saronites. When I was finally done, I completed the legendary axe questline at last, but then something weird happened...As I picked up the axe, I noticed something... different. It had eyes, and it was looking at me, blushing!"...Master... please pick me up," it said in a sweet, flowery voice.As soon as I placed my hands on the handle, it whimpered:"Aaaah...! Be careful, master, for I am not used to such high bodily temperatures! Your hands are so warm...!"As my touch warmed the handle and the blade, the axe began to shapeshift right before my eyes! It developed a cute face, large round plump breasts, and a soft pair of buttocks. It was as if the frigid cold of Icecrown had been keeping the axe from assuming its true form."Hello, are you Shadowmourne?" I asked."Y-Yes! My name is Shadowmourne, the soul-reaping axe! I was forged with the intent to challenge the Lich King himself!""But why are you so... cute? I have never seen such a cute two-handed axe!"As I said those words, Shadowmourne's eyes flared. The blush on its face was perfectly noticeable."D-Do... Do you really think I am cute?"
>>573586572Nice melty brostill playing CoA
>>573586108>heroic dung gear>relevantrep and crafts its where its at, noob
>>573586458b-b-but the raid buffs!
>>573586572you won't be seeing me in /wowg/ because i got my b.net account banned, keep projecting though addict
>>573586487>Give tanks le funny Titan grip>Impressed when it deals a ton of damageArms is forever stuck being shit because of titans grip anon...Idk why they let them have 2handers.
ummm where is a ranger in dps parses?? did they forget to add my class??
>>573586670"nice melty" says the guy still huffing copium on a server running on lawsuit fumes. Bro you're not "still playing CoA," you're in the denial stage of grief watching your favorite illegal WoW crackhouse slowly get boarded up by the feds.
>>573586572Crying about CoA here will surely save your dead server
>>573586664At this point, it was very difficult for me to maintain my composure. It was as if the curves on that axe's body were taunting me, demanding that I grope them."Yes, I think you are the sexiest two-handed axe I have ever seen.""Th-Thank you, master! I promise to be a very dedicated axe in the quest to defeat the Lich King!""Maybe I also want you to be dedicated in a different way... You see, looking at your handle and blade gave me something to think about.""What do you mean, master?"Without a second thought, I proceeded to touch the axe's ass with both hands, cupping each of its buttocks very tightly."WAAAAAAAAAA... MASTER! What are you doing???""Shadowmourne, you don't understand! Your blade and body have hypnotized me!"I put my face between the legendary weapon's breasts and sniffed as hard as I could. The coldness of the air wasn't enough to keep me from smelling one of the sweetest scents I had ever encountered. The aroma was enticing, and before I could make sense of it, I was already stiff and drooling."As your master, I demand you to tell me if you are capable of getting pregnant!""B-But, master! I have never done such things!!!! Although Mograine did demand that I have a uterus when he commissioned my forging...""Then you will show me! Show me how to impregnate you! I need to finish pregging my Shadowmourne!"As I uttered those words, I was but a primal animal, completely hypnotized by the idea of impregnating that legendary war axe. Maybe that was Mograine's idea from the beginning. The only being ever capable of defeating the Lich King would not be the wielder of Shadowmourne, it would be the offspring of the axe and the champion who restored it! That's why the axe was forged in such a sexy, enticing shape!
>>573586487Reminder that Tyrant also gives 5% crit, 10% haste, mini-bloodlust with 15% damage mit attached, and an attack power buff so even if it wasnt the highest dps highest healing tank it would be still be a godlike raid supportits going to be perma metafeels good to be an Eredar TyrantChad
>>573586664what a horrible day to be literate
Intellectual powerhouses at work over on acsension
>>573586847As I uttered those words, I was but a primal animal, completely hypnotized by the idea of impregnating that legendary war axe. Maybe that was Mograine's idea from the beginning. The only being ever capable of defeating the Lich King would not be the wielder of Shadowmourne, it would be the offspring of the axe and the champion who restored it! That's why the axe was forged in such a sexy, enticing shape!Shadowmourne slowly turned around and spread its round, bouncy ass, and I finally saw it! Situated in the perfect spot between the handle and the blade, I could see it dripping in a frosty way. The smell the axe's hole gave off was outstanding, and very soon I felt an insatiable urge to taste it!I dove my tongue into the axe's hole, and the taste was like bittersweet blueberry ice cream, but it melted fast. Swallowing that delicious cream made me become an uncontrollable beast, and soon I had dropped my plate leggings and proceeded to penetrate the axe for multiple hours. I didn't realize it, but every time I finished inside the axe, my lust grew more prominent. Yet every time I left the axe dripping, a part of my soul was drained into it. By the end of the day, I was but a drained ghoul, my bones showing from underneath my skin; but Shadowmourne had become insatiable, demanding more and more of my baby juice.Due to the magical properties of the axe, it had already started developing a round, soft belly around the base of the handle, but I soon began losing consciousness. I was dying. I think that with every thrust I gave the axe, a fragment of my soul was left inside it, alongside my bodily juices. It was Mograine's genius that made it so. The soul of the champion would feed the offspring of the axe to shape it into the ultimate Kingslayer.But unfortunately, I would not live to see it... However, my spirit now lives inside the womb of Shadowmourne, feeding the fetus of the ultimate crusader, the one who will topple the Lich King...
>>573586789yep, that's a melty
>>573584106>Made a Troll Blood Mage cause I wanted to be the funny troll blue worgen>Just get the standard white one instead
>>573586664>Two-handed axe
>>573586931>this is the homosexual that defends ascension in this generalgrim
>>573586207>>573586572>>573586789Dude chill out take a goon break
>>573586861It also has infinite Mobility for m+ giga pulls.Funny to see how retards here though primalist was op because it deals a lot of damage in leveling dungoens tho.
>>573586861With expose i'm pretty sure it's 8% raidwide crit
>>573587176yes, stop thinking, just keep consuming the crack and the porn
>>573586747Look at the bottom
>group up with whitemane>server crashes
>>573586931>horse analmmm yeah
DUUUUUUTCH
gnomecel stormreaver ambushed me after I passed in peace.... had to deliver some justice of the horde to her.
>>573586861>Eredar fantasyYou got my attentionHows the actual mit/selfheal on em? Will likely be solo questing for a while with the occasional dungeonAlso, Skinning+LW im guessing?
>>573586724So I should play Valk Sun Cleric more
>>573584106/ignoreez
It was fun but looks like the lawsuit finally went through god damnitWhere are we rolling now bros?
>>573587405this orcgga wearin SANDALS
>>573586664>>573586847More
>playing game>picked worst least meta class in all fields>server keep crashingim having fun
DUTCH NO
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>Even the Ascension website is downThe troontle trannies ddos'd us
>>573587468>It was funno it wasnt
>eternally seething at chudcensiondutch is going to get the trannies to the 60% soon
Deviate won.
>>573586861the humanest pov
>>573586003my belfie plapwife looks like that
>>573587553Wait for the lawsuit.Then you'll see fireworks.
>>573587096I know someone who can't figure out how to get that form either. We think it has something to do with the skin or hair colors you pick.Unfortunately ascensionfags are RETARDS so they removed the barbershop which means testing this properly means leveling to 8 in heavily contested starting areas.
>>573587421They have a huge health pool and a lot of lifesteal+dodge with a bit of magic resistance scaling with your dodge rating. They are not a mitigation tank but they make up for it in other areas. And yes go skinning LW.
>>573587474anon I'm beachside with my slides on. You're bitchless B)
>>573586861Worgen has 5% ap 6% healing received and 5% more dmg done and 5% less dmg taken to entire group.
Here are your top dps and healers.
pochie was better than this retail minus slop
>>573587714that's the normal, whenever a p2w shit stain that floods the thread with newfags gets shut down, it's reason to celebrateCoA will have the same treatment as troontle but on a much lesser scale, given it's a much smallet cashgrab
>>573587980my poor poor tinker
>>573587980yea this is definitely done in very bad groups with lowskilled playersworgen eventually loses in dmg and hps to proper classesand hps is inflated by apotheosis which basically heals you to full for 30 seconds on a 5min cd, u can mass pull entire instances with all the bosses (somehow) pop it and be immortal for 30sec
>>573588065>He is still sucking blizzy dickyHahaha, cartel victim soon.
>>573588046true so true...
>>573588169That's in fucking heroic. That's the max dps and hps that ever got recorded in a heroic dungeon.
>>573588169cope
>>573586572uh oh melty
>>573587980Ummmmmmmm where are the Zealot templars at??
>>573587980>Pyro that low>Just about to hit 60Ack!
>>573587980>tank venomancer that lowKEK i knew i was right to stop taking veno tanks, they don't do any damage and they can't hold any threatfucking crypt lord LARPers are all looks and no substance.
>>573587980Worgenchads STAND UP
>>573588186?take your meds, troon
>>573588246>ever recordedby who, and wherebecause this is not true in any dung the moment there is a good dps, u will be shat on AOE by clerics or templars, u lose in st to anyone with a brainand hps is inflated by apotheosis and should be ignored
My options right now are sucking blizz dick for an era server or playing CoA.I guess I'll just play another MMO until Ploos.
>>573588491for retards unfamiliar with ascensionlogs.gg it's recorded by the server and that's across every single heroic thats been done on coa since its release
>>573588619So what, am i just fucking bad? I never had 13k dps on worgen even on the massive vectus pull i do every time.And if u actually take the double rotclaw talent and lose on howl cd reduction you are indeed retarded padding fucks who will melt from any dmg.
holy shit why is ranger so ass LOL
>>573588934it's like hunter and rogue made a baby but only kept the most boring parts of both classes
>>573588619>for retards unfamiliar with ascensionlogs.gg it's recorded by the serverwrong, you need the addon
>world peace retard gm trying to schedule without the discord sign-up botkek, can't wait for the drama
>>573589374sylma really doesn't want everyone knowing it's just <fmc> again when they rugpull in the next 5 days and tell everyone to go to tauri legion
>>573587754What are you talking about anon, the barbershops are there.
>>573587980I remember when Bronzebeard came out and people thought ret paladin and mage were the most op shit ever, then it turned out to actually be spellpower enhancement shaman that was actually the most busted dps in the game.In other words, I don't trust pserf retards.
>>573589448>>573589374wtf bros I just want to ERP....
>>573589374drama from what?
>>573589374>Y-YOU NEED A DISCORD!! PLEASE!!Kill yourself tranny.
>>573589981the bot simplifies sign ups a lot. i cant imagine doing it any other way. sounds like you've never organized and led a raid before
>leading a raidTranny
they added the in-game calendar for a reason, no?
NOOOOOOOOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DONT GET TO TANK THE RAID I GOT MY BIS ALREADY
>>573590245or you make a calendar invite and people accept it or not
>>573587980>>573584817>>573585814I was always told (since the last beta trial) that piety sun cleric is absolute shit, what gives?>>573573750>>573586724Also why the fuck is tyrant having Titan Grip basically hidden in one passive when it's valkyrie's biggest selling point?
>>573590245>cant imagine doing it any other wayzoomers fuck off
>>573587980>tanks on the DPS statisticsWhy?
>>573590461who's saying this?
>>573590541I have no idea.The entire class is very aggressively designed as DH but tyrant has titans' grip, without a big nerf I might add, for free because "???". It deals more AA damage than fucking thanes whose entire gimmick is 59173 billion melee haste.Also a spamable hit with both weapons attack cuz fuck it.
>>573590705The strawman I constructed in my head for the purpose of my argument
Are Ascension players the lowest human lifeforms in mmo history?Will not have the lifespan of warmaneWill not have the marketing of turtleBut will have the "big bratty mouth" in this general In the end the server will shutdown and they will try and forget like they have fish memory about the server and post something else here trying to be cool huh.
whens classic+
>>573590680Because tanks are doing more dps than dps.
>>573591078Primalist isn't. Which means we are safe from nerfs, right?
>make all new classes>somehow less balanced than fucking vanillaBravo
>>573590915>Will nopt have the marketing of turtle
>>573590915This. They will all fuck off to whatever shithole they crawled from, but the thread will still exist. And they will always be remembered as retarded paypigs,
>>573589448very clever of sylma this time to remain anonymous and lead from the shadows while xhe sucks off mangy wolves in elwynn
>>573591293>can't even /who ingame to see number of players>brags outside
>>573591293>aislopyawn
>>573591293>aikinocheer
>>573591293HIRE ARTISTS. HIRE ARTISTS. HIRE ARTISTS. HIRE ARTISTS. HIRE ARTISTS. HIRE ARTISTS. HIRE ARTISTS. HIRE ARTISTS. HIRE ARTISTS. HIRE ARTISTS. HIRE ARTISTS. HIRE ARTISTS. HIRE ARTISTS. HIRE ARTISTS. HIRE ARTISTS. HIRE ARTISTS. HIRE ARTISTS. HIRE ARTISTS. HIRE ARTISTS. HIRE ARTISTS. HIRE ARTISTS. HIRE ARTISTS. HIRE ARTISTS. HIRE ARTISTS. HIRE ARTISTS. HIRE ARTISTS. HIRE ARTISTS.
>>573590626>doing something more efficiently makes you a le zoomerguess you should go back to dial up then. modern internet is too efficient
>>573591572SAAR PLS STOP NOTICING
>>573591871>>doing something more efficiently makes you a le zoomerit makes you a parsetranny though
>>573591293>speed running your own shutdownthey never learn lol
They are literally swimming in hundreds of thousands of dollars from whalecucks, you aren't owning the libs by excusing them using AI shit instead of getting proper artwork. It just makes you a cuck.
Why the fuck is witch hunter mana And rage? That's such a shitty combination
>>573591871You are talking to someone that is a failure at everything.
>>573592052HIRE. AN. ARTIST.
>hire an artistor>buy another mcmansionwhich one would (You) rather do?
use case for hiring artists?
>>573591816>>573592114Make me
The use case of slop is generating pictures of your character being a slut for your tank
I'm playing CoA out of desperate boredom and I'm not enjoying anything about it, and I can't pinpoint exactly why I dislike it so much.
people don't open pservers to create job openings for artistsgo draw furry porn or whatever you troons do to keep afloat
>>573592727You need real fash wow not retoilet--!Deviate wow, far right faebright, octo and Chromie are there for you friend!
The use case of slop is generating pictures of your draenei tank forcing the healslut to clean her sweaty horsecock inbetween pulls
>>573592727you make this post every thread since launch
>>573592919>fash>far rightNo, thanks, I'm normal.
>>573592942You degenerate faggots ruined Draenei for everyone else
>>573593029improved Draenei*ftfy
>>573592727its very low quality
>>573592942Sorry but Tauren are the forever king of this.Stop putting cocks on females
>people discuss the fame (actually discuss, not goon)>The game is CoA which stirs the schizo>anticoa screeching goes down>Porn addicts crawl out of the wood workHuh, neat, interesting!
>>573592960That was my third post in this general and this is the first time I visit this general.
>>573593108get your brain fixed, loon
Unlike you barbarians I still appreciate the artisan's touch. I strictly commission only when it comes to getting pictures of my tank getting mauled by all the big bosses he faces.
>>573593320sure is weird that all these wpsg related posts use the exact same image, huh.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/YJn6xmkUgsiPuWYdqKvENA/
FelGODS
Can someone please post the retoilet webm. You know the one.
>>573593684Nice armor, u'll melt anywhere
>>573593638seems like he told the truth given the dates
>>573592617Proof?
>>573593853because he doesn't use the same image every post
>>573593712
>>573592727same. i get most out of trying to understand classes and specs
>>573593638>>573593853>called out>they panic>immediately deflectsclassic
>>573593992no anon, the toilet making one from housing
every second i spend on coa makes me want to give money to blizzard ngl
>>573593992If I had one dollar for every pixel in this webm, I'd be broke.
Reminder that Private Servers are a scam. Let's go play Midnight, first content patch will be out soon!
Does engineering get anything cool in CoA or is it a meme?
>>573592727Your homosexuality.
>>573594440wand/bow and relic enchants
>>573594440it crafts guns with extra stat bonuses on them
>>573594407Enjoy your faggot pride parades by yourself buddy.
>>573594407what race is this?
>>573592727I'm in a similar situation. I played a bit the 4 classes that I liked the concept of, got them all above level 10. I'm currently forcing myself to get one to level 30, but I'm really not liking the server. I think I won't be playing it anymore next week, it's a shame as I liked some of the ideas.
I don't think you know what the green meme arrows mean, maybe lurk 2 more years before posting?
>>573594407>ECELEBkill yourself
>>573594630I've learned how to use green arrows from a twitch streamer cope
>>573594407Bro he's right wtf
just tanked my first dungeon on primalist, holy fuck my hp bar was like a yoyo
Nelves be like
>>573595089My neflie looks like this
>>573594407What is lil blud even yapping about? skull emoji skull emoji wilted rose emojiGo get that chicken dinner from those pesky iphone players cold face emoji
>>573595084Veno feels like that too sometimes, what with getting debuffed constantly by getting hit, and then healing yourself whenever you clear the status. Gets less bouncy as you go though, as more talents open up.
>>573595089i want to rape the nose ring idea out of every woman
>>573595089Pull on her nose ring and go MOOOOOOOOO real obnoxiously while I plap the stupid out of her.
>>573587980healers are pretty well balancedthese graphics are completely scuffed thoughi play a few healers and tinker absolute shits on most healers in this graph
>look at the lawsuit>the judge hasn't replied to a single motionoh so its going to be like this... huh.
>>573595329It'll be years anon, turtle's lasted for like 5 years or something
>>573593926https://litter.catbox.moe/ffr2g5.png
>>573595442Retardo, turtle shutdown in under a year after the lawsuit was made.
>>573595329What do you mean? It's progressing faster than turtle case. The court has already granted blizzard the ability to subpoeana everything and dutch already accepted the summon.
>>573595647>the US just allows a company to force other companies to cough up someone's identityInsane, only the government should have this kind of reach
>>573594509i hear more about pride parades from detractors than the alleged people who want them
>>573595647dutch's lawyers put forward a motion and the judge never replied
>>573596072>detractorsDon't you have some dents to scam, DSP?
>>573596072I'm going to the pride parade in retoilet just to make chuddies mad.
>>573596150>dsp out of nowheredsp did not invent that word btw
>>573594407They should also check blizzards store + third party websites + in game "services" advertisements, and then kill themselves.
>>573596346but he is known for it
>>573596072that's because nobody wanted them. these things are forced by people who don't develop the game nor play it.
>>573596624i do
>>573596072volumes!
>>573594407we need to start bullying people for having opinions downloaded from youtube
>>573595089>nose ringthat's a tauren
>>573596624These things are 100% pushed by some of the people who develop the game. The issue is that nobody can say no because they will automatically be branded as a bigot, sent to hr, and fired.
>>573597193maybe designers, i can assure you that the peons are not making any decisions at blizzard anymore
I hope classic plus has pride parades so it filters all of you and stay in your dead pserfs
>>573597083She probably gets plapped by a tauren
>>573597451What do you mean? WoW was always gay. WoW always had pride events.
>>573597451most people here are literal poor third worlders so they won't go there even if they wanted to anyway
>>573597649i wouldn't give pozzard a cent even if i was the world's richest man
>>573597451>filternobody who plays pserver would play blizzard's shit even if it didnt have pride parades
>>573597451oh it will, fags at blizcuck cant resist
>>573595495gooning
>>573597451lmao you wishclassictrannies think they're epically owning blizzard by paying full price for a reheated, decades old version of the game, they'll easily twist themselves into a pretzel to justify the pride parade existing just for a new FRESH experience
>>573593816based retard thinking it actually matters
Can we get a new thread?
>>573598020no
>>573598008lol
>>573597797I play CoA and I'm waiting for Classic+, my entire guild will migrate as well lol
woggies in the next op
You canInsta que on warmane at max lvl and always do bgsOrShit for hours of your worthless life in que on Ascension.Simple as
<Tang> in the next op
>>573598509slay sister
>>573598595WHO CARES ABOUT BGSOn coa i can 1vs1 arenas
>>573598797holy copeNo private server wants an empty que at max levelAscension already lost here
>>573598595this might be difficult for you to understand but even now most people are like 10-30queues are fast if you are lower level
Can't find a funny picture in this thread to make a new one
>>573598595>>573598928Yeah it's shocking how empty the lv 40-60 areas arethen I go back to my lvl 10 alt and every area has hundreds of people
>>573598928>>573599080Just 1x XP rate things
>>573598928>m-muh low lvl down syndromes>they know how to spam anal [achievements]in global chat since 2004 >/who disabledkeep coping my lil kiddie sonnie buddie in this general , I am here for you to lick my balls
a crusader templar just walked by and 2 shot a mob while my zealot wittled down a mob with my little swords...
>can't swap weapons in combat>fishing on guardian>mob happens to wonder into me>I'm fucking defenseless and have to run away.why did they make this change.
>>573599371is there a point to fishing in this dog ass server?
>>573599505>>573599505>>573599505fresh
>>573599371>Why did they make X dogshit changeThe answer is quite literally always "PvP".
>>573598135Fine.MAY we get a new thread?
>>573598020"No!"
>>573599594What the fuck are you talking about? This is really bad for pvp
>>573599649No, they made you unable to swap weapons in combat because of PvP.
>>573599726that makes no sense, though, those devs are clueless
>>573599476comfyGold while working, I set up a script to move my mouse to the fishing bobber and just use pedals to cast and click it, I've pavloved myself that when I hear the fishing sound I press both pedals, I can no longer drive.
>>573599925Why can't you log out instantly? PvP.Why did they remove every single interrupt in the game? PvP.Why did they remove all of the fun weird abilities from the Alpha? Oh you fuckin know it cunt, PvP.
>attempt to slop some scarlet crusade stuff>ai doesn't know wtf the scarlet crusade is>get some cute plap bait foid tank instead
>>573600382what does that have to do with a custom change in coa? you are clueless brother
>>573600608CoA runs off the same core and ruleset as regular Ascension, all of those changes listed were made because of PvP balance reasons, either years ago on actual Ascension or recently on CoA.
>>573585695Warmane got shitcanned before it rebranded into its current name retard lmao.
>>573599173it's 1x leveling and it hasn't even been a week
