Previous: >>573437628>Bob gameplay trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp1BF4Ov55A [Embed]>TEKKEN! CARTOON Teaserhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t19-a0vxzW0 [Embed]>Nakatsu resigns from Tekken Projecthttps://x.com/nkt_dreamer/status/2061296807259595212>Patch noteshttps://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=3225>Season 3 plans:https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=2380>Wavu Wikihttps://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page>Glicko2 rating + player searchhttps://wank.wavu.wiki/abouthttps://ewgf.gg/>Terminologyhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Jargonhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Notationhttps://glossary.infil.net/>Moves Datahttps://okizeme.gg/https://tekkendocs.com/>Tekken 8 Character Overviewshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit?tab=t.0>Tekken 8 important moves for each characterhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#>Fundamentals guide for Tekken 8https://docs.google.com/document/d/15ZQy6eD31dnu6ZzXliRQdVxtB9oT_ub-yCb00RVS0q0/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.64pwd7lfnzip
nope
yep
I miss lilianon
i love men
not posting in a club penguin thread
new fatal fury is the ultimate boomer kingdom
A woman like this could fix me
Make this make sense...Random shitlord scrubs who can't even duck 3,2, perfectly parry the 3rd hit of my ff3,4,4
why won’t he get a job instead of mashing and plugging with trannisa/king all day long while on food stamps
does xiaoyu have feet
Make this make sense...10 years and unable to upgrade to an RTX
Sometimes the universe just doesn't want you to play tekken. Guess we'll try again tomorrow.
just ask Sam Altman lol
sam altman was a nobody 4 years ago, that means there were 6 full years to upgrade to a new gpu before the ai boom
>>573577815all of those characters play more tekken than you do
>>573578196That sentence doesn't make any sense.
>>573578295posted by a trannisa online masher with a pocket king who wintrades with family sharing
>>573578618I don't even know King combos.. I just do my 66dmg T7 king combos. Why are you so angy?
ikinasai
THREAD THEMEhttps://youtu.be/suelpAjNOWY
>>573579176
MMMMMAAAAASKUUUU!!!
when does Kazuya even say masaka
when i plapped jun
FUKITOBE
HAOHHH SHOUKOU KEEEENNN
Capcom Won
MEEEEENNNN>>573580598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chlyTdnFtAkhumiliation ritual
Anyone else hate when you can’t get into your locked phone? Or when you forget your password!LOL! We made this cartoon just for you! We know Tekken players are #RELATABLE hahaha #DORYA! #awkward
lost franchise
dead tranime general dogshit bastardized flopped party game raped humilitian ritual franchisebtw
Anyone wanna play?
you know mayonnaise on bread makes a good first layer to put other shit on it it's like butter really so yeah mayonnaise and then ketchup or mustard and i'm gucci thank you nig nose
My dad rapes me in my sleep
jin...
>>573583286yeah sure
>>573585151I'm finishing a CS match then I can play
might go for an incelwalk
>>573583286which game?
>>573586135zased
cucken 8
>>573585151I can play now>>573586468Tekken 8!
>>573583286Kys animetroon
>>573587640ok do you want my steam or
>>573587835https://steamcommunity.com/id/salu123/
>>573587929sent ;)
>>573587745Lobby is up
niggen 8
im chopped
I was in line at a coffee stand yesterday and an old man in front of me lost balance and was about to fall over, he regained balance and didn't fall but afterwards everyone looked at me with contempt because I didn't help him. I just didn't want to touch a stranger I don't see the big deal. I main Dragunov btw.
didnt read
i watching made in abyss and wallahi the little retard thing when the two kids go up the lift is literally tekken 8
>>573589364>>573589531kys
heera malik channel got hacked?
>>573588586no he was only in t7
>>573589958Inshallah in a few days he will become…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chlyTdnFtAkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chlyTdnFtAkwhat the FUCK is this
i only click on thread themes
I became about a month ago
wholesome unproblematic lesbians
>>573588310Nah, last lobby had some GoD5 in it. I don't wanna play high rank people, they bore me to death. I wanna drunkenly mash.
rope passcuck
>>573589531>
Lost every game I SUCK SO MUCH and I don't know what I can do about it. IT'S LITERALLY OVER!>>573593971It's over now, I'm playing cs!
post characters that are literally you
Tekken old ladies Anna Nina
>>573595616lamau, you can't get a single win against tekgen cucks? You must be a bit of a lowrank, huh?
>>573595616post replays
>>573595619
rush b cyka
>Kazuya hates Facial recognition IDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chlyTdnFtAkBased
>>573595907Hype
I take a pill everydayTry not to think about itWish all my problems awayTry not to think about itBut I don't think I can changeI got a tummy ache
>>573595772I'm trying my best but I can't get better, I'm trying hard to learn Lili but I can't win a single quick match? I'm literally AWFUL>>573595775How??
im learning japanese by myself
hopefully the tranime sadposting newfag kys
the frick is a tranime???
>>573596705FT10?
>>573588310kys animetrooncharacters in the lobby?
>>573596416If you really are as bad as you say, I can surely instantly tell you why you suck https://steamcommunity.com/id/AnimeIsFuckingTrash2/btw.. Lili is a braindead mash character. She never blocks, she never backdashes, she is the most aggro character in the game.
THREAD THEME:https://youtu.be/lagtqKPKoWE
>>573596705kys nigger fag
>>573596881>>573597116yous two should be frens
>>573597520I did accept his friend request but didn't remember his name and he is hidden in my friendlist until I reboot steam and even then I wouldn't be able to find him so we play a game of >let's see if he texts me
how tf is Don King still alive
how tf is gtx 1080 still alive
i love me a huge nutsack
crying duck blunc revolutionazing the future of tekken
dead shit game
>>573600192hey buddy i think you got the wrong door/sfg/ is two blocks down
fuck you murray
>>573601047this is very sad
he spoke the truth when the cost was high
when tekgen dead
>posts anime>tekgen diesit's that simple
>>573593971ggs that was mei think i did tell you to skip that one though
im a herpes super spreader
my balls itch
shouldnt have fucked the tranny
i'm not okay
>"anon you need to move more">Try moving more>Get clipped and dieI genuinely don't understand movement fundies and how to learn them. I understand backdashing and sidestepping in neutral like a crackhead makes it harder for them to approach but everyone just smacks my ass anyways.
no one is
>moving>against a plus/homings kit
tekken is an anime franchise
>playing
i want a ladyboy nutsack on my nose
>>573606985you should know what you are trying to step, which way it is supposed to be stepped and if it's possible to step in that specific situation
you're supposed to kbd to the edge of the screen at round start
almost lost to a tekken king (God) kunimitsu who had anti low block and plugged himim tekken emperor after 6k hours played let that sink in
I am not enough
>>573608253what gpu do you have
remember that charlie kirk died for us. be happy
3060 atm, will upgrade to 5060 or 5070 later in the year, depends if RTX spark is a meme or not
>remember that charlie kirk diedYou're right anon that is a reason to be happy
>rtx gpuyou won at life, chin up
ok tranny
>>573608169you are probably a tranime poster
>>5736083031050ti on a laptop
Is this good makeup for this Tekken star?
>laptopcannot replace gpu there so you're excused, still a winner
men? huge fan
yo spoiler that shit
>>573608603based
>>573609087i made the mistake of clicking this and it zoomed out like nearly fullscreen and it's burned in my retina
>>573609087girl looks like shed make a banger spicy chicken>>573609115i'm saving for a bigboy desktop pc so that i don't have to play d8 in 720p all low at 35 detail levels
im gonna go running and pick up my skincare products to not look like an unc (that will further just irritate my skin and have no effect or a negative effect)
>laptop gayming
I don't consider laptop users as human
Someone fucked that btw
chinkheld gamers are way worse
>>573610346it’s the same thing faggot
tfw my chinkheld is also a mini laptop
>>573610481not even close, laptops nowaday are more powerful than whatever the hell you're running right now.i have to yet hear about an nvidia handheld pc
>>573609087how is she so uglyis she a pajeeta
laptop gaming is unironically chad tier. No goystation, no incel rig, just play whatever you want wherever you want.
>>573609087meh, would. at least we could play some tekken after the whole thing
>>573610876she has autism, never learned how to makeup
>>573611324kys
>>573611627you're the same one spamming the (embed) threads? i'm gonna tell u this once before ignoring you completely: fuck off, nobody thinks the kys and embed stuff is funny, we don't like you, there's a reason why the last kaz thread got archived despite being created before this thread, that's your cue to leave us alone but apparently you're too thick to get itso auf wiedersehen
THREAD THEMEhttps://youtu.be/33sJz0L73KE
>>573611735didnt read + kys
THREAD THEME:https://youtu.be/6rURFCAsZ94?is=TwLSf7LMQikCsPNT
miguel miguel
welcome to the king of -- KAZUYA MISHIMA
>>573610279breasts and face needs to be coated
>>573593871kuni should be the dom in my humble opinion
>>573609631what's your routine twin
welcome to the king of -- ZAFINA
>>573613948she's dominant but the bottom
welcome to the king of -- THREAD THEMEhttps://youtu.be/StZcUAPRRac
dogshit dead flopped bastardized party masher dead tranime infested offtopic general humiliation ritual raped franchisebtw
but enough about street fighter 6
REAL THREAD THEME:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3kkNfH4yco
>>573616571you're the same one spamming the (embed) threads? i'm gonna tell u this once before ignoring you completely: fuck off, nobody thinks the dogshit dead flopped bastardized party masher dead tranime infested offtopic general humiliation ritual raped franchisebtw and embed stuff is funny, we don't like you, there's a reason why the last kaz thread got archived despite being created before this thread, that's your cue to leave us alone but apparently you're too thick to get itso auf wiedersehen
Is kysposter and btwposter the same anon?
THREAD THEME:https://youtu.be/ZdGJ09882QM
ignore the tranime seetheri find your posts funny
what’s wrong with mainman and kazuya?
>>573616732finally a proper thread theme that is lore accurate
>>573617191they too high t for this general
>>573616836who wants to know?
>tmm>high t
My phone is at 2%
didnt ask
playing frickbear's 3, it's not as fun as 2
we're all the same poster
i can't even pretend to be a chinkheld, it's too low even for me, therefore there must be at least one extra poster other than me
the chinkheld poster is your (our) jungian shadow and its a fight club situation, noticed how he only posts when you're (we're) asleep
nah, there's dudes ovahea that legit interact with the trannies infesting yuro hours, i'd never ever be one of those. don't mind being anyone else
you're always interacting with us
i wish i was as cool as the ps portal poster ackshually
me? playing gt7
i like the thread theme guys (minus the charlie kirk one), gtspammer and kyspammer. wouldnt mind being one of those
wouldn't mind having a gf
>>573620678Even if male?
>>573620975asl?
My brain is corrupted. Sort of darknet psychopath style. But I try to stay neutral morally.
absolutely NEED a male gf
they all spoken for i'm 'fraid
i'm game for being the male bf of the relationship as long there's a male gf for me, hell i'll even take a female gf at this pont
im drowning holding on that rock that takes me into the abyss and i can’t let go… im cursed…
i samefagged the 5 replies above mejin main btw
a male gf was promised to me 27 years ago
27? that's too young for me
this is pointless
We began in a fairytale and we came to life, but is this life reality? No. It is a film. Zoom back camera.[camera zooms out, revealing equipment and a film crew]We are images, dreams, photographs. We must not stay here. Prisoners! We shall break the illusion. This is Maya! Goodbye to the Holy Mountain. Real life awaits us.
I can't stand that movie
gran turismo 7 on pc would bring harada back to bandai
filtered by jodokino
harada is one of the worst people alive though
gran trannismo 7 on pc would bring harada back to bandai
gran turismo 4 was the last good one
reposting so everybody can laugh at me. japan lost 2 weeks ago and just when i thought i had forgotten, this shirt arrived yesterday to further humiliate me. i have it hanging in front of my closet, so everytime i look behind me or enter my room its there. i need to fucking die
>i supported my fav team therefore i should be made fun ofchronic adhd stage 3
>>573626896kys
No one is laughing, in fact we feel nothing knowing you bought redundant football shirts, not even pity, just nothing. We're thinking about the next Virtua Fighter project.
just in general i dont feel much of anything these days
>>573628685for a moment I thought it was related to the covidflu
>>573626896you're the same one spamming the (embed) threads? i'm gonna tell u this once before ignoring you completely: fuck off, nobody thinks the 250$ cuckball shirt fiasco and embed stuff is funny, we don't like you, there's a reason why the last kaz thread got archived despite being created before this thread, that's your cue to leave us alone but apparently you're too thick to get itso auf wiedersehen
drinking alone isn't as fun as i remembered wtf it just makes me wish i was with somone
i'm with you
that’s why you get discord frens to yap to and play tekken
>alcohol talk>discord talk>bf seek talk>yuro hoursthis is starting to reek of a certain poster...
mhm
yeah solo drinking is boring
Goodnight tekg!
tupac = vfbiggie = tekken 8
i love women
>>573633015gay
>>573632960straight
>men or womengross>gran turismo 7nice and a proper companion for life
>men or womengross>gran fagismo 7nice and a proper companion for life
>>573633321cringe
sorry should have made it clear that i meant gran turismo 7 PC, not cringe anymore now is it
bimmy and jimmy?!
sorry should have made it clear that i meant gran troonismo 7 PC, not cringe anymore now is it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW98Z9W1X5I
i liked gravity rush 1, i'll wait a little longer for the emulator to mature before jumping onto 2 tho
>>573634541nobody tell him
>>573633321based
can't stop winning
>>573635634hell yea can't wait to buy the steam frame and run sudoku on it
do twinks like guys with beards or should i go clean shaven even if im chopped
shave that neckbeard lil bro timmy blud
i can grow a good beard thoughbeit
bruv blud why even ask if ur just going to get defensive and insist on the beard anyway
just shave your butthole and it's gonna be finekazuya main btw
ew
>>573637896whore. gets a train ran on her every evo. not like my eskay who only has eyes for me
>>573637896fat
women? demonic beings
>the shrieking of nothing is killing just pictures of jap girls in synthesis and i ain't got no money and i ain't got no hairwhat did bowie blud mean by this
/page8kken/
I am not a crook
https://www.twitch.tv/couchwarriorsBAM16 | TEKKEN 8 Pools
>>573640416bowie a weeb frfr
honestly shark tale wasn't that bad
im just a lonely guy
I miss Akuma
>>>/g/109246487
i miss mr naps
world ended in 2019
>>573645994corny
I miss pokchop Bruce
I train in shotokan karate like Jin so I larp as him but crave a woman like Jun. How do I cope with this?
>>573646668World ended in 2007 when this abomination was released.
besides alisa and lars, t6 was peak acktually
>>573647772Eat man ass
i wanna touch a shemale cock feel it with my hands
if 6br went harder on rage damage nerf and changed the combo scaling formula to what it is now it would be the best game in the series
>>573648720No because I actually don't like men and just want the touch of a maternal woman.
>>573648187>besides alisa and lars,You just described 90% of the game
never been to the US so it could be a big psyop for all I know
i exposed myself
nice general
So is Leo a boy or a girl or is there some translation error thing or some shit going on or what? I dont care either way I am just curious
>>573650349Listen to his voice and there's your answer.
Why did he never win TWT?
I think they were trying to pull a Poison and then gave up
>>573650349He is a she
>>573650516waited too long to become great. now the pakis are at the gates and his body is failing him
knee has dementia
ive tourettes
>>573650349no one cares. filter image md5
i need to change
>>573650349i look exactly like this
good morning tekg!
im going to sleep
THREAD THEME:https://youtu.be/ZOUKyOaUR3U
>>573654479its 11.38 pm bruv
no! It’s almost 5am
wtf did they do my nigga
cumming so hard to emilie i'm on the verge of passing out
I can barely cum anymore
stop using exclamation marks dude, u look childish and cringy and remind me of a poster id rather forget
Wouldn’t want that now would we?!
dude...
sis…
>>573637896She grinded SF6 ranked for over 30 hours the other day. She had to stop because her eyes couldn't see anymore temporarily. She also had fingers seize up and a nosebleed.
>She
Tonight my matches were mixed but mostly enjoyable. I played 10 matches, of which I won 4 of them, with 5 losses and 1 tie. I almost deranked but I managed to avoid that.t. blue ranklet
Here´s your new guest character, bros.
>>573660824I wish... Have to wait at least 2 years before I can play her game... Fuck.
Tekgen...I have such a fucking headache man. I drank myself to shit and played tekken with some uhh.. I dunno, some tekgen fren.Thats all I remember from yesterday.
>>573660591kek
Hey hey hey boy you make me jellyous Wait wait wait (Korean lyrics)Hey hey hey (Korean lyrics)(Korean lyrics) super jellyous
>>573650349HE is my husband and I will kill any tranny that says HE is a SHE
Why is BAM happening in a school gym
Another 4 hours sleep into pissing session into laying in bed trying to sleep for 3 hours. The game of life is mega rigged so you think some random Chad goes through this shit? I'm playing on max difficulty, youknowmsayin'?
>>573661823Please stop joking around about my wife. She might be a tomboy but she is mine.
i love cocks
>>573662137Saaaame
post main and cock size
My mom is a Donkey Kong country addict and my father spent his entire life savings on Chuck e Cheese
>>573662550Arisa19cm
buncha fags thinking about dicks
My laptop is uncharged so I have to use my pc
FUCK MUTTS THE FUCK THEY PUT IN THEY FOODS TO MAKE EVERYONE FAT AS FUCK IM TOO SKINNY FOR THIS JOB FUCK YOU FATASSES STOP EATING
Would you rather talk with Spagheti Rips voice/accent for life or change your name to Cheese Yoni for life
>>573663301Sounds like ur pp smol
whats the counterplay to feng b3 into stance
Only severely autistic males (often programmers and trannies) write in all lowercase letters.It's a dead giveaway.
>>573665092my bad...
my iq is 105 so im stuck tekken empror after 6k hours played (god2)
not looking forward to drunk ranked in this heat...
Why is AI so good at generating girls taking big fat shits?
>>573593871I wish attractive lesbians were real
Hey retards.You love posting that cheat menu thingy for Tekken. Didn't that also have a version for slime fighter?Hook me up, I need some fucking auto block and parry and all that shit.
>>573667589You are still here??? The fuck? Is Tekken all you got or what? I stopped playing 6 months ago and you ARE still HERE. Holy shit.
>>573667720Yes! Tekken8 is the best game ever made!I'm currently trying to get cheats for SF6 tho. I wanna cheat in that thing.
>>573668071Morning cute fren
Edge 2-0'd Arslan (with Kunimitsu) on a Dojo minutes Ago>>573660824I don't mind, I prefer Raven to be honest.
>>573668231wassupo
>>573668608Just shitting up the sf6 general as usual.I've gotta go shopping in a bit before I truly start my saturday.
som nigga made this custom on afterschoolsophie stream
>>573668727zased
itrapped a stinkbug in a champaigne cup with my wallet on top
i have to release the stinkbug from the cup
released the stinkbug from the cup
the story has subsumed
i have to get a sleep study but i can never sleep
I’m going to jerk off to Leo
Meow is farming negative comments just like me. He stole my strat. What a brownoid..I still haven't forgiven you for abandoning Arisa for Raven and then Kuni.
https://x.com/SpaghettiRip/status/2075852075112550720Can he be denied?
>when we did it the first time it wasn't forced at allin this nigger for real
histrionically NA is better than EU
>>573671520Wrong.
>>573670302I was always gonna main Kuni that bitch just wasn't out yet.
Im a God2 beginner after 6k hours played
When I was younger I really wanted to bang the 50 year old woman next doorShe'd by me food and treats and I was eventually giving her a kiss whenever she gave me free shitLooking back I should have just gone for it but I was a pussy and I found out her son died in front of her (Falling tools from a construction site hit him while he was walking down the street) when he was around my age at the time so it made me back off and feel a bit weird about it I dunno
>>573672167Imagine ling is kuni in this imagery.
Historically, lilianon is my wife
>>573672450I could beat you easily but I have to sleep.
Alisa it's a fucking trash character. If you play alisa I hope you die of horrible death. Same thing if you are a bob player or a fahk player
>>573672509Oh yeah? Gonna 10-0 me with your brokenly op DLC character? I wanna see that...
>>573672568The cope it's already started...
>>573672608Historically you always jobbed to me cause I got dem T7 hours. But I will admit that I suck at Tekken. You could easily beat me if you manage to disengage your jobbing mode.
im so glad when i beat a god or god1 that they dont rematch
historically, carmine always said the sopranos are nothing more than a glorified crew
>>573626896bump
What do I do if I'm GoD2 and because of EWGF.gg it's top 6% which is Tekken Emperor but I was GoD in S2 so I'm constantly bored thinking that I'm just trying to get to my real rank and these games don't matter, so I'm just spamming games joylessly until I can get to my rank, but it takes forever because the players are actually pretty good? It's basically joylessly grinding for points for hours at a time to get to my "real' rank where I can just chill out and start playing for fun for real.
didn't read + no one cares + stop larping
read, cared, continue larping
As you get older everyone just tries to fuck you, and not in a good way.
the opposite for me, they're afraid im a deranged schizo so they leave me alone, when i was young they were abusing my naivety as wella s trying to fuck with my potential as they were jealous
but i dont leave the hosue so idont know really
>wokeup>looked at the pc>RTX logo glows upyeah today's a good day
When I was an autistic little kid people were nice to me, I got away with things, nothing was expected of me. Now i'm a well-masked autistic adult people want to squeeze me for more money, they expect me to walk talk and act like them, and my refusal is inferred as being an asshole.
cool but what gpu do you have
zafinas kinda cool
i self insert as this zafina custom but i have to make the headband a dark green color it's too light so it's too monotonous with the shirts color
people complain about zafinas new b1+2 being braindead but if you think about it it's the t7 b1+2 but in a newer version, i/e it's a long range poking tool for neutral gameplay
zafina won't age well but that can be said about all women i guess
>>573675173lets have esex
asking unironically, what does rancid morning breath smell like if the girl is a 10/10 like lili
It's the same whether she's a stunning model or an average person
https://x.com/aussisbackagain/status/2075566684480426056/video/1you guys see this?
aint clicking shit
I'm an average IQ mouthbreather who sleeps 4 hours a night
get those nose plasters
your IQ is measured based on what gpu you own
windows is so fucking dogshit now how viable is linux these days?
i hear it's doing great, i haven't yet daily driven it though, go with cachy if you're willing to try.you can pretty much play anything that doesn't have kernel anti cheats.if you have old gpus you will lose up to 40% in dx12 titles due to lack of hardware translation for dx to vulkan translation.if you have any modern gpu (rtx or equivalent) you will be fine and in many cases the games will even run better.what hardware do you have?
i need to smell lilis hairy shit im not fucking joking
>>573610279Shooting fat ropes on her chest after consensual lovemaking
should i play heihachi? i got nina to purple ranks so i'm pretty new
>>573679913Dude u should read the comments on my profile..
ask your mom
/comfygen/
denny you should read about the Supers
>>573679898I'm buying a new laptop soon
>>573680190forgot pic
>>573680509i thought 2 is standard: 1 after waking up, 1 before bed
>>573680196Nah, I'm busy playing total war warhammer rn.
THREAD THEMEhttps://youtu.be/D2CW3cWaJdk
>>573680440you'll be fine, remember you can always dual boot to test things out before making a big jump, ultimate it depends on what you play.as for compatibility, things are pretty much click and play nowaday and cachy ships with their own set of fixes that automatically fix quirks you may have with proton
>>573680580nigga u do realize many people have a "weekly bath".. meaning they take a bath.. once a week.. no other washing...
>reinahumina and pastrami posting back to backhmmmmmmm
no one showers twice a day or every day, it's a myth.i do wash my dih occasionally tho
anna bear washes my ass pretty good
how does this apply to stanceken 8?
>>573681317That's just the fundamentals of Tekken since forever. It's still the same.
>>573681494but shitten 8 is not tekken thougheverbeit
suckmyballs
>>573681749It's the same Tekken we played for decades
>>573679996would you do that to me if i looked exactly like this?
Sega Won
THEPHANTOM
>>573682003blud going for that lynch look
mainman won
i gave lingblud aids
>>573682664I wanna touch those legs
im dead inside
im jesus christ reincarnated
>wanna play tekken>too hotguess I'll play warframe
>>573683712kys
kys poster noooooooo
>>573683712BrokeboiI got a fat AC
>>573683823I know you told me on discord retard
>>573683951Your cock doesn't work, we both know that.
it does e_e
>>573684279No it doesn't
>>573684343rope
Play The First Descendant!
first descendant players are all fat
>>573685853What is that model... Absolutely vile..
Play Tekken 8!
Everyone: "No!"
deadlock is the only game you need this generation
not enough free time to learn another MOBA bluncle
it begins
>playing the demake
>>573687452not happening till 2032 at earliest
i like the clean 2020s look of the remake, having this in a medieval fantasy game is such a bold artistic choice
>>573687551idk the ps4 emulator only took 2 years to go from bloodborne splash screen to fully playable
dead shitgame
>>573687676that's because the ps4 is fully open and well studied by now, ps5 is still at its prime and finding moddable ps5s right now is quite difficult therefore no one can really actively develop an emu
that'd be 2xko
i've never played it i'm just parroting whatever the youtube essayists tell me
does 4chan have an alert function? i'd like to be alerted whenever there's a naked lili thread on /v/
meet me sum motherfucking where bitch
how to play gran turismo 7 on pc
>>573690152Buy a beat up old playstation for 100 bucks, install game on it, put it in stream mode, play games on your phone, tv or pc via playstation app.
after xiaohumina to god3 ill try to take zafinahumina>yuyu champion pool
denny how to buy a new gpu
buy AMD, support Lisa
Lisa Sus
>>573690872wats a humina
is lisa related to eric?
who da frick is lisa
lisa is related to jensen
she is Jensen cousin
>>573691763no idea
lisa is my mom
how is kingreyjr losing to some random guy in pools?
'ka is bottom 3 is how
what's up with Yoshi mains and dodging mirror matches like Satan with the cross
where r yewwww and I'm so sowwy
kingreyjr couldn't even get to losers here....
fought 8 cheaters in a row
me and marc rutzoume and fucking marc rutzou
why are we still here
to witness the great xbox return
hey guys
hey twin
>>573626896how does a man in his mid to late 20's have a spare 250 dollars to blow on a fucking shirt? I thought tekgen is full of starving neets
fought the most disgusting cheater armor king 10th cheater today, most blatant yet
why is she and bryan so fun to play?
there is a new sensation, a fabulous creation
havent played since clive
THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnvFOaBoieE
fought 2 more cheaters lost to 1lost to a bushin (TGS) jin
played like 7 hours today cant be arsed to play more still emperor (god2)
i don't described myself as a "video game" player type of guy anymore, i think i'm passed that.
vtw when i sayu emperor im not trying to shit on god2s thats what ewgf.gg says so i have no idea
>>573698129u cute
>>573698307crop out the chinese face and my dick gets diamondsbring back those 15 pixels of chinese face and my dick cowers and hidescurious that.
>>573698510no gnomo
>>573698654
>>573698307fat
>>573698307Women are such a fucking meme. Why does only Islam seem to understand this undermines the fabric of society? I main Shaheen obviously.
chinese gf needs to be skinny it’s mandatory i aint trynna talk to some oriental landwhale
/incelgen/
a literal mid ass 6.5/10 female can fix my life overnight
semi landwhales are the worst once they get comfy they get fatter by the day
the infection has spreaddead game
thats the incel fantasy. in reality u would hate it
not a problem with a fit brazilian shemale
>incelreddit hours
>>573700369kys
What memes will be nominated for the upcoming 2027 meme awards
You're goneI'll never let this goI would have given everything to startTo start it over again
>>573697191TITS is all we need
steve cocks bryan furry trannyhachi mishimacuckzuya mishimabin cunnymitsuniggerleroy pisswhoreangdragqueennovbilioscar lee blowjobtroon kazama
i made popcoins who want sum
keep em tubby
keep your seed oil and enjoy your cancer buddy pal sis broski blud chap
hey twins i'm on the white wine!
whatever nigga ur gonna die too anyway
i tried all the shitty microwave bag popcoins recently the orwell redandstalker or w/e is the best one not even close
I give up. It's impossible to be decent at this game if you don't have the gene and didn't sink thousands of hours from the beginning and a strong network of good players playing consistently everyday with you (IRL, arcades, locals).Fuck me for wasting my time and believing.There are too much shit, learning by heart dozens of characters matchups, each character with 150 moves and gimmicks, reacting to things you can't possibly react to if you're not genetically equipped.Champions will be uncs playing from the start with golden genetics and their children they will pass their genes to and groom with hard coaching to be the next champs.Fuck Tekken, fuck fighting games.
bro just get drunk and play, ez god 1
bro fell for the gene meme
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqhuaQsyY0c
nina is made for knotting
understandable
>>573702127hey neettwin is you jobless
>Have 900 hours in T7>purple rank S3 yoshi>try out T8its not hitting the same, is it a Yoshi issue? thinking of buying Eddie Yoshi doesnt feel party enough in this game, feels too straight forward
it's not a yoshi issue, t8 just sucks
yeah maybe its just t8>t7>learn 120 random moves to fraud out neutral with>t8>yoshi has 12 REALLY good moves>heat moves>use 12 moves instead of 50 idk doesnt hit the same but maybe itll get more fun?
Which tekken female has the biggest balls
>>573704970leo
women dont have balls
https://www.eurogamer.net/court-demands-xbox-restore-suspended-hacked-account
ive never understood why someone doesnt play DVJ like yoshi>tons of random moves>hellsweep that should be someones entire playstyle yet they always try to play him like kazuya
samsaara
everything sucks.
it's just one of those days
i'm a cornered rat and there's no way out for me
>tattoos ew
despite all my rage i'm still just a rat in a cage
my teeth are crooked but I'm too old for bracesI'm lowk cooked
im drowning into the abyss i dont have the will to try and survive…
>>573706631retard, there's no age limit for braces, what the fuck are you on about you spasticbryan main btw
my house is tumble new house electrical house
this general is cursed
i wonder by whom
yes, we still have a gtx individual in here, that shit is no joke
tfw no bf
i love summer so fucking much you really have to be a frail pencilnecked tranny lover to be a winterfaggot
don't give up, someone will come for/into you
i'm on that integrated graphics joint
I want to rub my Tekken meat on some roastie whore
i hate summer, my bra and skinny jeans get mad sweaty sis
573706631I recently saw a picture of that loonus tech grifter on jewtube. He had braces even though he's like 50 years old. i think you'll be fine m8.
im frail…
>>573704296No i'm quite committed to my career in fact it's the only thing that gets me out of bed and I haven't played tekken in a long time
>>573708078kys
winter (more like troonter) is the shittiest season and its not even close
i have a tiktok brain and i love d8
Every time I watch unmodded videos of Tekken 8, it seems like there's only one set of panties. The purple one.What's up with that? Are there no black panties or lingerie you can unlock? Or at least paypig some set in the store and then be able to use that for everyone?
my latest herpes eruption is ruining my mood
>>573708970there's one skirt from a previous battle pass with black and there's a couple bikini skins but everything else has the ugly blue ones
d7 white pantsu mogs to be quite honest with you famalam
the battle is ragingthe darkness will fall
>>573709109Can you put regular outfits over the bikinis? Like the school uniform?>>573709162I hate white panties
I finna reinstall d7 desu I miss that joint
>>573709347>I hate white pantieswhat the fuck man
>>573707442give a drawfag a chance girly
>we are getting a new spyrohow is everyone so calm?
THREAD THEME:https://youtu.be/8jsi2Tgvx6A
white panties give granny vibes
Can someone give me the rundown on these characters>Eddie>DVJ>Azucena >Miary Zo >Jack playstyle, etc
>>573710385THISThank you kindred spirit (unless this was my own post I forgot about, please dont fucking show a You when I hit reply)I'll buy you a beer if you're ever in the north east area
chat did i actually deserve this
>>573710536>Azucenalinear af, no neutral, no pokes, no throw game, all heavy strings end in a high, stance shenanigans die with ssr even at +4
>>573710385westoid problem.
>>573710536>plus/homings>plus/homings>plus/homings>plus/homings>dominanthope that helps!
>>573711034while i dont necessarily support this kind of language in a civilized societyi do kind miss being able to say this in online gamingthose beautiful summer afternoons spent in counter strike calling each other slurs and staring at porn sprays....will probably never come back
consider this
>>573711034ill do the needful to your sisters saar
wait they added a fucking lemur girl?
>>573709347nope
>>573711034meh ill do ur sisters as long as they're white>>573711280well said!
>>573711204Sometimes I think about the fact that I will never bang a white woman this hot. Like literally never and then one day I will die And I start to regret all the times I wasted on video games.
masturbated to ai generated hentai
>add cool lemur>shes not a party character>shes honest alright well thats fucking retarded
you know you can pay a whore to let you fuck her right? like save up two dollars a day and in a year you'd have enough for at least 15 minutes with a supermodel reject tier girl
nigcels hours
>join locals discord>black tekken players act like theyre from o block>go to local>theyre mild mannered nerds irl do black nerds think ive never been around black people before?
>black peoplewe don't have any of those around here, are we missing much?
>>573710114he's not real!
whores don't look like this anon
>>573712239yes i love black peopletheyre generally very funny and laid back and nice its just weird when sometimes youll run into someone whose pretending to be hood lolsome are hood but theyre normally really cool with nerds
>>573712258explain urself...
>>573712416this is such a faggy post
>>573712549i love people anon
even thinking about posting something like that as a jome makes my skin crawl
*JOKE
black women are objectively better though
>>573711707That's illegal in the U.S
yeah ok but where tf is GRAN TURISMO FUCK
i wish i was from a country where male friends smooch each other as a greeting
>>573712363nah the ones that charge 600$ an hour do
/cursedgen/
>>573712930you'd love pakistan. they got platonic hugging/kissing/fondling and a competitive tekken scene
smoochkistan
pakisstan
>>573712912lame excuses, just do it bruv and then move on, cross the thing from your to do list >>573712930old timers around here do that at times but youngsters don't anymore, it's pretty faggy
who has the best lows in the entire game
steve
how would you feel about a tekken pinball game
azu's db3 is probably the only good thing left about her desu
im gonna buy bob because i look like him
>>573711183https://xcancel.com/pocket_js/status/2075405166254420476
dead, shit, game.
>>573714856you're the same one spamming the (embed) threads? i'm gonna tell u this once before ignoring you completely: fuck off, nobody thinks the dead, shit, game and embed stuff is funny, we don't like you, there's a reason why the last kaz thread got archived despite being created before this thread, that's your cue to leave us alone but apparently you're too thick to get itso auf wiedersehen
>>573714983kys
i havta fuck da shemale
it just hit me in synchronous unison all at once just how much of a retarded meme women and the female gender as a whole arebryan main
alright here's the rule, if i make a meme you guys laugh, simple, right?
The light has gone out of my life
i love cock
y tomboys with purple hair
ninjakilla still makes up 50% of all GoD 8 players
Still playing bloodborne
you guys remember vf6: crossroads? lmao
my wife divina
i carry the flame
i ve lost my spark
the world was better before you were born
They always say the same thingThey say "You don't have to do this".
antwan nigurh chill
what happened to chad warden
every general on /vg/ seems to despise the game it's about and wish eternal hellfire upon its creators.
yeah but only tekgen actually has a game whose director also hates the game
how do we defeat him bongbros?
whats the tekgen discord like
never used discord never will
agp
pci-e
im ugly as hell
my beauty knows no boundaries and all men ask me for a second datekazuya main obviously
i dont know how it feels to be loved and i never will
feelings are for sissies . be a man
>>573726614it's nothing special, also most expression of love is just an inner social instinct for manipulation, it's actually weird but most people have a tiny window where they show affection then it's just maintenance mode.men can't really express true love because they cannot give birth
and then kazuya vampired billionairely across the room
Love is the biggest meme of all. You might say women love their children but isn't that just a blind, undiscerning, often harmful maternal instinct? They will feed them to death over doing what is actually right for them. If that counts as love then the word means nothing. I main Kazuya if you couldn't tell.
the W word should be censored, it's disgusting
Its weird because I actually wanna play tekken sometimes. But the process always goes like this.Log onPlay DragGet boredTry someone elseLose because idk how to use themThink about learnin themThink about Bob soonResort back to DragGet boredLog off
I WILL NEVER REINSTALL THIS FUCKING GAME AGAIN FUCK YOU MURRAY I KNOW YOU BROWESE THESE THREADS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
is jack different than he was in T7?im really struggling to enjoy yoshi bros
>there are anons in here right now that have t8 installedkek
kys
>>573728921is this real?
>>573728826jack got turned into gigas. he doesn't play like jack
>>573729736is this hecking frutiger aero
gosh i wish someone gave me a nose massage right now
the fnaf general is now a ban-on-sight offense on /vg/ for anyone who dares to make a new thread.
>hakkix is backholy no
>>>/sp/156618223we are here btw
>not the comfy thread
can someone explain to me how that king 's string int o throws works? what's the break? also that throw that side switches, i tried to break it with 1 and 2 but didnt work, doesnt look like a 1+2 break.
just duck it lil bro timmy blud
>>573729695NO WAY, I LOVED GIGASCan you tell me more anon? is he more about armored moves now? what did he get from gigas?
I miss Pretender from Tekken
tekken 8 is dead on xbox
>>573731639two yuro countries made it to the quarterfinals? i thought soccer was just a brown shithole sport
>>573734006Why the fuck would you release a definitive edition 7 years later and NOT include all costumes? Actually insane judaism. This version did nothing but split the already tiny playerbase into dust
>>573734006how does that image show its dead
you see, on the variation #17 of the #9 he is steppable and on variation #18 he is totally duckable bro, and even though you'll only fight this guy once every two months and it will take 5 years to learn the matchup he is totally fair and this isnt a game for unemployed niggers bro!
>4 god8s have been minted in the past week>2 from na 2 from middle east>the 2 from na are the same persondoes everyone just agree that these 4 god8s don't count and the first asian god8 is the one to look out for
>>573734350the full video is a guy waiting for matchmaking to pop before giving up after about 2 and a half minutes
ladyboys
>>573734006Tekken 8 is very alive on the box
tekken 8 is dead even on pc
nih said the box bruh you don't know xbeezy like that
d8 died 2months post release
i have a pic of asha sharma in my wallet
>>573710536Mash50:50Hard hitting pokes + stancesFast low damage pokes + stancesMash + infinite range
>tekken 8>pokes
Adriana Chamalet in my toilet
Today I was about to beat a Chamalet (George Clooneymitsu) who was a god4 tryhard and right at the final final round 20% hp mark my sister started knocking on my door relentlessly and I lost. My luck, man.
WHY ARE HALF OF LILIS OUTFIT SLUTTY AS FUCK AND WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE USE THEM IN RANKED YOU CHEATING BITCHES
I'm gay
>>573736537>azucena>pokes
i wouldn't say no to a rich man
I was hearing a French bitch talk in English and I was like wow with the accent she sound like a human babboon. But then she spoke her native language and she soundmogged me to death frfr.
im high
now imagine her squirming as she takes a shit
shut the fuck up nigga
My favorite hobby is ducking strings
im letting mosquitoes eat me because it makes me feel alive and i have no friends
I have Bach Goldberg variations stuck in my head and it makes me feel classy af frfr
based lonely mosquito feeder
i pee in my bed to have a reason to change sheets
I'm gonna be completely honest, I'm really looking forward to the next crying duck post on the next thread
this but for ai baby/ai dog post
shemales
there should be a 15 seconds hydratation break mid round ngl desu
>Warframe's next major update blends Blade Runner, The Sopranos, and film noir in a whole new solar system, coming later this yearBandai Lost
i'm a 17ertwisted 17er
SNK solved guest characters with Ronaldo can we stop now
i keep fartingwhere be anna bruhs
/tekdead/
i feel the kind of tired that resting won't fix
dumpster trannified general for a flopped bastardized party masher of a humiliation ritual franchiseBTW
haaland bros...
whats up with all the 15+ winrate jins terrorizing the low ranks?
how the fuck is anyone losing to a character with no lows
i lost to a tgs jin who spammed sidestep 2,4 and caught me mashing every single time
havent played since you know who
THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re4aDJL3heA
page8kken
>>573681317You idiots didn't TTT2 when it was active on ps3/xbox 360
>>573749726*didn't buy
https://www.twitch.tv/couchwarriorsBAM top 8
>still tekken emperor after 8k games playedi think i have some kind of degenerative diseasemy hatred for humanity increases by the dayif not for humanity or the fabric of reality this wouldn't have happened
didnt ask + not watching
it's moon childwoah oh oh
>>573750440
i went from tekken king to tekken god in an afternoon if you're stuck in emperor(tekken 7 fujin) then maybe you should stick to watching videos for another hundred hours
GoBack | Brownman
the only player past tekken king playing legit>>573751245by emperor i mean god2 because ewgf.gg says it's the same percentile (top 6%)
it's 1963it's 1964 it's 1957it's 1962
my room is full of glasses with crusty chocolate because they get stuck once i bring em in
who takes it
i take it in the ASS
why does reina get to have an animation for both winning 2 rounds in a row and one for losing? nepo baby devloper favoritism is real.
there are so many better and more useful questions one can wonder about
>>573751496Nakatsu is a weak lead dev, just watch his onions boy face,>>573744601>Tekken cartoon shows Kazuya really hates Facial Recognition system on his phone>Throws his smartphone into a volcanoThere is a huge shadow War ongoing on Bamco when they approved the cartoon miniseries, knowing they're embraced DEI iniciatives, and then, this cartoon was approved to the public.
i love balls
>soccerfag
nakatsu kicked my dog and keyed my car
dead game dead general dead genre
they need a director who's a genuine schizo who lashes out as haters on twitter but still sane enough to understand tekken
>>573751936extremely schizo image
Come forth, TMM thread.
this raven player is super good actually
>watchingnot
>>573752525not really
im a fucking loser
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