>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png (embed)>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg (embed)>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>573537842
hello erg girls
m*shpaki
>>573623836hi baby
Ognbals news video is so cool. I never thought about using moons for PCRs meteors
>>573625065so many things like that i would just never try or risk in the first place per my low trust in the devvies consistency
I wish I were joking when I say that Nightreign has made me racist. I say this entirely seriously: literally every single person that I've needed to block in this game has been from either Latin America or Asia. I was spoiled in my ivory tower, seeing the best of what could climb its way into the first world; I now see the mounds of shit that they had to climb.
>>573625704DOS
>>573625710>asiayou mean the chinese
gg horseman
>>573625853Not just them. I had to block a Korean today.
>>573625937uoh!!wo ai ni zhonghua~!!!
>>573625937>do you lovechinawho dis?
>>573626596Do not speak the black tongue in this place of peace
>>573626696it’s the yellow tongue aldoebeitever
>>573626696Sowy
zuk it up
any boobs?
I think I got that exact seed a week or two ago
>>573625065>>573625416The ergies would have a lot more fun with these games if they tried fucking around for once.>>573626596好
>>573627985And practinx checked that seed for you so it didn’t matter and you didn’t really matter either
>get matched with practice>realize I can fuck around and still win
>>573628678You should fuck around even if you don't play with prac
>>573629496Lots of anons you can’t fuck around with or you will be level 11 going into the nightlord
>day 1 >night closing over castle>dumb chinks rush towards basement anyway>let them do it, go for tower because im recluse to get a staff and some FP>both of them die like retards to red misbegotten because the rev is a beastclaw retard and the wylder has died every fight because he cant dodge>try to run in to get them out since not much night cover>wylder turns on his cheats, rezzed himself, and does the AOE explosion thing to CTD the rev because he's retarded>just go afk and turn off game volume>come back 5 mins later>he must have CTD me too>"your session is no longer available" when i try to logini FUCKING hate chinks so much, a century of humilation wasn't enoughif i VPN into japan does regionlock actually work? i dont give a fuck about the lag anymore, i just never want to play with these subhuman bugmen ever again, if not im uninstalling the game
>>573629886Noob
>>573629970no webm=didn't happen
>>573630516i dont have recordings of myself i am not a transvestiteanswer my question: does vpn into japan let regionlock work
>>573630594>answer my question: does vpn into japan let regionlock work_no
>>573629970xhe spiritbombed your scrub asses fr
>>573630594>i dont have recordings of myself i am not a transvestite????
>>573628678>fucked around and went off route last time>gets griefed, called a z tiercuck player/posted tbqh
>>573630594Obsessed with trannies award
practice I think its time to give up the retarded tree tech
>>573631932canine creatura don't think you decide my play again
gg cold horse
>>573632051stop seed cheating
>>573631932i was wondering why he was off at a tree while we were fighting the dog
>Want to drop my LLTBT dagger but can't because it's part of my 3x daggersGG balancers
sending dick pics to cupcake...
>>573630897latinx ball reference award
>>573632367The game was telling you you're a griefing retard for defaulting to not bringing it for ED Balancers in the first place.
>>573632390getting dick pics from cupcake.....
>>573632565Is your head on backwards? Why would I want to drop it for ED Balancers? We were fighting regular balancers.
trashpo is here i see
think 2/3 lltb is optimal even on regular balancers
>balancers>LLTBTlol
I did it, I opened the legendary spirit spring of limgrave guarded by the bird of 5000hp
>>573632136bloody lobo bastard I block you
>pracjeet mindbroken by SEA bull
>>573633346*and sludgejeeta
>>573633198I don't like inflicting ass stabbing simulator on people
trishtina i did it please let me suck your pp
terr is here
>>573633284good webm slutge you always cook
>>573632106>elf missing 5th sensenoob
>>573635887God bless
Terr. That's the only name you'll hear. Terr. It means the end and the death. Terr. I am Terr. Terr is all around you. Terr is the man beside you. Terr will gnaw on your bones. Look out! Terr is here
>>573632390>>573632612hot...
>>573634328>>573635928I thought it smelled like curry and diarrhea in here…
>>573632390>>573632612>>573636474Thanks for keeping us up to date on your fetishes as usual terr
i want to play nightreign
>>573638157Then play it or did you just want attention hence the posting instead of queuing
Finally, a good post with that blue tranime character for a change
>>573638157So do I but I hurted my hand and it needs to rest, I can do like two games a day
>>573638157>>573638338Hello anime girls
Why do men post with pedo slop anime girls
>>573638863Just failed estrogenic moids
that's a girl in university
1/3 mmv
I got to play nightreign today, I saw that you have been playing elden ring for the first time in a long while, at least on that account, recently too and it made me happy to see and I hope you're having fun
^ creepy groomer vaguepost
>>573639120Let it go femcel
>all the shitposts are off cooldownnyoticing...
>>573639285I kind of want an explanation first and he still has to remove my name from his things anyways
>>573639551Nice noooticing anon
>>573639120you should post a nude to celebrate
>>573639746You have him added. Just ask him and demand an explanation. and remove your name from what things?
>>573639551when will you publish your findings on a public peer-reviewed platform of worth, anon?
>normal people seeing an anime girl>*ignores it or just comments the character is hot*>/erg/ sees an anime girl>OMG YES MOMMY PLEASE MILK ME I UNF UNF UNF I WANT TO SEX YOU COME TO NEW DELHI MADAM PLEASE
>>573639957uh, no, I anonymously stalk him like any fellow crazy bitch obviously, he will add me back first and that's final
>>573640021Well done anon posted it again, proud of you.
>>573640259I can treat you better
>>573640021>OMG YES MOMMY PLEASE MILK ME I UNF UNF UNF I WANT TO SEX YOU COME TO NEW DELHI MADAM PLEASEreal, although i dont live in new delhi
hello bhaby how are u ?sexy
>>573640382These broken bitches don't want to be treated better, thats boring. They like toxic abusive men because they are interesting, there's no fixing them.
Marais and Grafted blade are so rare in the legendary shop.
>>573640545Who's hamu
>>573640514They're just like me fr fr, I needs to get me a goth baddie with BPD (bomb pussy disorder) and self harm scars I can cum on
>>573640514Yeah I know but it's not fun if you're toxic and abusive straight away, you gotta make them fall for you first and then start treating then like shit. Plus I won't ghost.
>>573640382>failed male delulu post
>>573638863>>573638958You will never be a real woman.
>>573640382https://youtu.be/Pe8W7XgPTo0
>>573640809There are like three or four big discords now for BPDs congregated just for the ilks of (You) to shop-n-peruse through, what have you been waiting for? go and get spiritually murdered, tiger
>>573641236Radio music
>>573638157>>573638702>>573640809>>573638338Good images and posts
hello ergies anyone here tried out the new gbf relink?
>>573641561True, that post made me think of it.
>>573641761what's that?
>>573641869an up to 4 player coop game where you beat up bosses and stuff with premade characters
I switched to vanilla since MMV is deaded
I've turned three toxic men into god-fearing christians true, fear the BPD
>>573641869anime arpg mingey hunta
>>573642108Me next
>>573642108i should really get myself checked, i probably got some adult ADHD in me at least.
>>573642108Someone needs to put a baby in you, that will fix you
>>573642324look do all the soul searching you need, but these days you can be the most mentally sound asshole around and still any doctor will be happy to tell you that you are riddled up to the throat in ADHDs and give you a light amphetamine prescription to grow dependent on, like knock yourself out all you want y'know but don't expect honest answers from that path
>>573639120>>573639746>>573640259I hope you straighten things out with him so you can clear your head about this everyone deserves some closure :)
>>573641971yeesh, sounds sloppy
>>573642824Based wholesome poster
I wish someone could defy god and put a baby in me
>>573642824good one anon I shat and chortled
>>573642108that's kinda hot
>>573642682i guess so, like honestly i just want to justify my bad habits by saying i have this and that so i can use the mentally ill card at work.
Can we go back to discussing the game now? No one cares about your emotional problems
I'm still sad that miquella goonette never posted lewds>>573643049poor trooncake...
>>573643049Cupcake, shameless whores never make for good mothers
>>573643294we are discussing the meta game, it's like irl pvp in a way
the sweetings
>>573643049More like defile god by being Miquella's consort and pumping my elden lord seed into his boywomb
>>573643297Least we still have varreslut
>>573643454Why was Renalla unbirthing a bunch of people anyway?
>>573643297Thank you.>>573643304I know, I know. It's not something that will happen anyway, so there's no need to worry. >>573643505Blessed on topic fetish.
>>573643049The best proof that trannies aren't women is that they're so eager to get pregnant, actual women are all terrified
>>573643773commentary on female teachers being pedo rapists
>>573640259Miquella goonette are you eager to get pregnant?
>>573644294The best proof that you have not been loved by any real women is that you haven't met with the astonishing force that is unrestrained baby fever
>>573644294women talk about baby fever all the time
>>573644427I believe she did once goon to miquella breeding her or something like that
*needlepokes your condom wrappers*
>streamers playing seamless>they have invasions disabledFUCK puke lui (MALE)
>>573640259miquella goonette we should play seamless together to show that faggot. add me honey https://steamcommunity.com/id/Nezukahn/
>>573645162Get a grip, faggot.
>>573641761working my way through it
>>573639120>>573643049>>530259421Bring back wylder sister wives saga
>>573645162dont skinwalk dead people
>>573645398if this is who i think it is, i'm downloading the game atm that's why i'm killing time here.
>>573645431that wasn't her, that was all the trannies
>>573645398Anime is so weird
>>573643304>>573644072>>573643049It's time to be quiet
>>573645398cringe pedoslop
>>573645162>>573644427Im not miquella goonette, namefags are such a mistake because of dummies like you who just cannot mentally handle it
>>573642369>>573643049Already working on it.
I am Q'd for vanilla
nice thread ergies
I just barely beat a solo d5 dreg even though it was a good seed with good drops.
>>573646267Why solo?
>>573646363Why not
>>573646071Based
>>573646435It's less fun than trio. Very lonely and boring and every thing stagger too fast
>>573644294you’re wrong and the others explained why >>573644332it is funny how this continue to fly under the radar though
>>573645162weird obsessed dsjeet post
>>573647131Gonna put a baby in mommy Marika
>>573646673Trio is pretty braindead
>>573647131
no you won't
>>573647263You mean you'll watch me do it while you sit in the cuck chair
>>573647617No you're the one that's gonna be in the cuck chair while I mating press her raw before your eyes
>
I was NOT godricks chosen parry gawd
>>573648012cute pic sludge
gg Heolster, was laffin at that bbk not giving a shit about your sky ult
>>573647752>eunuch delusionsAnyway, be sure the place is nice and fresh and ready while I go to town, cuckboy.
>>573644732Hot.>>573643168Don’t do that it’s a slippery slope of self failure.
>>573647976Snu snu
>>573648205You're a well trained cuck who already knows what to do. This pleases me and my Goddess greatly, I'll reward with being allowed to watch us consummate.
>>573648149Who's hamu?
>>573648564Not sure. I saw them yesterday and played 2 games with them today. Nice anon.
>>573647432
>>573648732Leopard print?
The ergieyogurts have lost their minds
>>573648945Yeah it's great
>>573649085Losing my mind to mikus massive milkers
>>573649203I love gyarus
When Bogart said "by Marika tits you must be hungry!" the first thing I thought was how they must have been great tits like Gwynevere ones
>>573650297*sip*They just don't make em like they used to
>>573649085Crazy how Norway and England are going to war over this titcow
Does Nightreign have invasions?
>>573651167No
I miss madison
>>573651275What a cutie
gg hydrogen bomb run vs coughing baby adel
gg babydel, totally not overkill at all
>>573651167Yes
>>573651370Practice show relics
>>573651363not for you newgroid
>>573651560I played with her in fcs
>>573651363I like her hair
>>573651370Idgi
>>573651615I like her thighs
>>573651370can you survive getting eaten by adel?
>>573651727cut scars are sad
>>573651851Can you fix her?
>>573651370Dustina lookin kinda THICC with that HP
>>573651908no way, especially not now
>>573651607sorry oldGOD
It really bothers me that none of the weapons that do extra damage to dragons scale off arcane. What am I supposed to do for a drake warrior build?
...dagrons?
>>573651275That's A MAN
>>573651275>that hairlinegrim
>>573653559grave even
>>573653585ghastly mayhaps
>cute girl isn't as hot as anime pictures>gets torn apartgrim
>>573653873gengar even
I'm drunk
>>573653873The people here have been conditioned by porn sadly
>>573653873I liked her but I wish she liked me back
stop validating the porn poster thenelden ring is an interesting game if that matters
real human porn is gross though
zuk it upmaddy it downjust zuk it away to maddy it closer
1/3
thisthisthis keep 2D for the sake of the 'ead
I miss my mother
1/3 MMV. gonna stay queued for an hour.
>>573654504>>573654909terr...
>>573654739bls
>>573650490Can you blame them? She’s thirsty for BWC and wants the best one
>>573647263Godfrey has that covered
>>573655806I wish I was white
>>573651275She was very unfortunate looking but she could be surprisingly funny and pleasant. You should stop posting her.
>>573653873>cuteshe isn’t hideous but that’s being generous >>573654909sorry
>>573655960what is that supposed to mean
i miss cc
>>573656306Did you play with cc?
>>573655919Same
>>573655919>>573656906What colour are you guys?
God Bless
>>573655919we know cc
>>573654148She always told me to kill myself
>>573656447Cute
>>573656982I'm brown, you?
queue mmv
>>573657357Fine jeez
>>573657237Purple
>>573657357>>5736574212/3 mmv
>>573657237I'm SEA
>>573655919terr…
God Bless !
>>573659697ywnbe
>>573659697claymore going up in the erg girls ranks
ggs librahad insane loot rng but the game niggered me at every fucking turn
Pooping out orbs with the twin prince greatsword is neat, but we were totally unprepared for ED Libra what a shitshow lmao
Unknown nightlord on MMV seems kinda lame after that.
>>573660980i was unprepared for ironeye condemned parrying my CR2 and raping my asshole
>>573659697cute 2025-coded webm xis!
>>573633284>>573659697Are these webms glitching out for anyone else
Weekend..
>>573661548god bless
>>573662473no, extremists webm is fine for me
>>573664494
>>573664494even doe guardian isn't blessed by god
YOU DIED
>>573664494I hate china
What ER weapon is cool and not just an L2 stick
Can you recommend me a newbie guide to Nightreign video?
>>573666670short sword
>>573666670Lucernce Watchdogs greatswordWarped axeGodskin twinblade
>>573667009What does watchdog have over gugs
>>573666251>>573664631i look like this and say this
>>573664631this is a truke in serbia
>>573664493Agreed, also trans women aren't women!
any vanilla enjoyers
How much revive damage does wylder full ult and lava do?
read the op
nah im good
>>573668376fuck off already
gg on a hilariously scuffed goatlet run
>>573668321two hookshots and quickshot ult with fire will revive a 3bar
>>573669025gg coveni hate how roiling magma dissapears if it makes direct contact with something
is it good to instaping castle instead of doing edge bosses? thats what everyone here always does
>>573669678I do whatever takes the less running Im lazy
>>573669678if the invader camps are shitty or too far from birds just rush castle at level 2/3.
>>573669790>rush castle at level 2/3
>>573670108yes retard. are you gonna run around looking for low exp field bosses instead?
>>573669025bwehhh a queen
I don't deserve it.
>>573670217i cannot remember a time i have ever done castle level 2/3, maybe some time 1000 games ago after a failed invader raid at the corner of a map leaving the group level 2?there's always a PoI you can do before it
>>573670630>there's always a PoI you can do before itwhich is a waste of time unless it's chariots or a bottom tier boss like leonine right near the spawn point.
z tier
>>573670909if it's not a wide forge, a swamp. lightning knights or zamors then you are doing it on the way to castle (there's more unfavourables like beastmen/ice wolf ruins but it depends on your comp)what makes castle better than doing say a blood ruins anyway? you'd need to clear most of the castle level 2/3 which is grossly inefficient
GG 1 invader frostybugs
ah, the typical rev run of seeing 0 relevant incants, my fav
Can you guys at least save your ults for the projectile move instead of blasting your ult off cooldown? holy fuck
IT HAPPENED OMG
gg thanks for the drops my liege
>>573671505What projectile move, what boss?
>>573671531Let's get to it
>>573671253you can hit 3 from the smallfry around it and then 6-7 from the fights near the grace. then basement, other side or top depending on the bosses.
>>573671531Were you the anon who really wanted to play with ELF?
Reinstalling the game again... Reforged or Convergence? Which gives a more unique experience?
>>573672120Carian Combo Warriors
>>573672120Convergence is more about having a class based experience, getting very strong and exploring basically a new Elden ring. Some of the structural area changes feel like what the original Elden ring should’ve had and overall it’s very good.Reforged seems to be more about “balancing” the game for a more consistent difficulty throughout the game. There are roadblocks so you can’t get too strong early, the stamina system has been reworked and I’m not the biggest fan since it just feels cruel, there’s a deflect like system that’s a bit janky, the structure of the map feels the same but scarier to explore since everything is a bit tougher but there is new stuff and nightreign stuff. There is difficulty modifiers and I’ve made the mistake of deciding to do the max difficulty which has led to stuff like a stone digger troll taking 13 minutes since all enemies regen hp unless you keep attacking. For reference, it has taken me 4 hours to beat Margit in reforged while my run from start to doing most of the map and new dlc area boss took me 24 hours in convergence. It depends what you’re looking for I guess, a challenge (reforged) or kind off first time ER experience (convergence. convergence is better
>>573672120Reforged I find is better gameplay but overall world is the same.Convergence adds alot more content with lot of teleports and bit of changes in progression >>573672941You really shouldn't have started with master difficulty.
>>573672995Still having fun. I know enemies have been changed a little bit but I’m learning new things about them. The damage that enemies do doesn’t seem overly unfair, just their hp
gg wyldbros
epicly chungused m'ladies
>>573673403That's the biggest difference between hard and master desu. HP is changed from 1.6x to 2xhttps://err.fandom.com/wiki/Difficulties_and_Game_Modes#Master_Mode
>>573673526gg fun ED libra>>573671663yes, it only took 100 years but I finally made it
>>573673631Why did you wanna play with her so much?
>>573673671>herbecause he was the only regular I kept seeing ITT but never got into a lobby with, my erg experience felt incomplete
>>573673631are you PtSky?
>no sixth senses on anyoneNot even quoting it, so disgusting and lame
>>573673753Have you played with hamu?
>>573673764>nameaddict threadshitters grasping at strawslove to see it
>>573669790We did both invader camps, think we were level 8-9 and there were doable bosses at the cliff and canyon which were closer to us. but teammate insta pings the castle. i just dont get it. i guess you can make a case for basement being a high chance at a power spike since its a guaranteed purple + talisman but in that specific situation it feels like it'd be smarter to just come there day 2 and do it all in one go instead of having to make 2 visits. if we did the bosses then NE would be completely done then we could focus on doing full castle into the NW cluster day 2
>>573673851I played with hamu yesterday, first time too
>>573673949I like hamu
>all three dont have sixth sensethe wyldjeets cant come back from this one
>>573673753I have played with you a bunch of times belen wtf are you talking about
>>573673631Disgusting trooner lobby.
>>573674008did you? maybe that was a long time ago and I don't remember idk
Not true Wyldaryans tbf
>>573670217There are some niche fucking terrible seeds where you for example start west side, with dogshit POI's, so either you make the trek up north and gamble on bosses the way to invader camps or you just run to castle, take out some lootdrop enemies, hit the grace to get up to 5-6, then do basement.
>>573673930Even if your entire team no-hits the basement boss it would take so long to kill and you wouldn't be lv7 to use the purple weapon. Its just not worth the time, I rather hit up random camps or ruins till lv6. But if you really must do castle that early you rather hit up the elites outside level up and then go basement.
>>573673820They are so lame a c tuer, blocking all 3
>>573673589Not that major then. Margit only took me 8 attempts since I’ve rerouted into reduvia and used the jellyfish spirit to poison him and used the shackle. I don’t think Godrick should take that long then I’m sure the map will open up a bit more for getting stronger
Wylder with 67?
I genuinely don't know how some of the players on the pw are D5, how did you survive with randos? are the entire new gen of players just carried by the pw?
>expecting 6th sense after an honest gigalibra fightyou guys don't play the game do you
>ED Libra>honestthis mentally is why you are a senselet
>honest>known skillslopper>duo faggots
>>573674469The only barrier to use the pw is having DoN unlocked and not being so obnoxious in the thread that everyone blocks you. Some people struggle with that second one.
>>573674784I think I'd rather just play with randochinks at this point. some players are basically worse than not having a teammate.
made you reply awardhad fun and won the run award
‘ven doe our s tiers are obnoxious cheaters who never get blocked by shitter
>>573673554>>573673631>no one has their sixty seven's
>>573674964XD
>>573674841as bad as some in erg are none reach the abyss that can be randoms, half the time if they so much as go down once they just fucking leave the game
>>573674964>self attention
>>573672941it just sucks that you can't use Deflecting Hardtear on Converge
>>573674841Hey come on abru and van gils ain't that bad
>>573675036I mean at this point? Some players here would be contributing more by ragequitting so the bosses hp bars scale less. Just give me the cheater chinktards
>>573675036nta, but d5 randoms really aren't bad. You definitely get some clueless guys every now and then that probably got there by grinding halo/beast slop, but Ive never seen anyone that was completely uncarryable. Usually the deadweight ones have cheated relics, so you know what you're dealing with pretty fast.
Can someone tell me what's up with the blood greatsword having more base damage than the occult greatsword? I thought the point of the occult affinity was more base damage for arcane builds when you're going up against a bleed immune enemy.Anyways, I'm gonna have excess stats for my strength build. What do you guys think I should do with them?
>>573675347I mean you should know the answer
Got defensive over no ss awardthread won + you lost
>>573675079van gils isn't d5 right? theres no way hes actually d5
>>573675506?
1 hour in the fucking queue
>>573673554>These are the "people" telling you to cancel the cross attackHeh.
>>573673554>>573673631>status>skill slop>no sixth senseI guess the rumours are true, this password has become home of D tiers
I didn't go down at all during the fight doebeitone of us went 3bar but I'm not gonna tell you who that was
mush is so lame and 3bar
>sludge is so raped xhe uses dsg lingocringe
elf playing at d6 due to mush
Nice job outting ELF as a 4 bar floor licker mushjeet
I used to be fairly neutral towards the absolute mongoloids who play Souls titles for the riveting PvP gameplay, but then I realized these retards are the reason why we can never have a dark wood grain ring ever again.
>>573676000Checked.
'ven doe all wyldsaars are floorhugging 3barjeets
>>573676161this this thissss
>>573676161t. carried execusaar horse victim
>>573676014I wasn’t playing in the wyldcuck kneeling contest. I also haven’t made a post in the past hour so your radars is off
I didn't want to have to do this but the wyldsaar memes have gone too far
>>573676324Who is queue enjoyer?
>>573676420Donatello
>>573676284why'd you bring up executor instead of other characters?
>check OFFICIAL up-to-date tier list>Wylder in S tier >no exeunuch until b tierSo weak.
>>573676420What made you think it was sludge?
>>573676420terr
>>5736765453bar merchant changes their name every game
>>573676420I think Belan called himself that at one point
>>573676545this >>573676624 and the general insecurity, but it's belan so no surprise there.
>>573664494>>573664631>>573667382God isn't real and jesus was a brown jew
>>573676732Why do Americans like him so much then?
>>573676324Based Queen merchant
Sludge’s ER webms have made me think more highly of them desu. Maybe they aren’t so bad.
>>573676890because amerimutts worship browns and jews?hownu.ru
>>573677006They're too fast
>>573676420grown ass adult making posts like this. gosssiping like school children ass fat fucks
>>573676324Based sludge triggering the thread shitters who don't play the game>>573676732Truth nuke
>>573677006Her*
>>573677006Me losing to frenzy catdog for an hour and a half straight and running away would’ve brought your estimations back to reality
>>573677245frenzy catdog?
>>573677301Catdog
>>573677245Do you look and dress like that?
>>573677245Uohh Queen Merchant
>>573677039>christcuck can't handle the truthMany such cases
>>573676324>>573677245Slutge...
>>573677301The catwatchdog, it’s in that first catacomb you’ll come across in limgrave but it turns its sword into frenzy about 3/4 into the fight in reforged and madness proc kills you at 15 vig in two hits
>>573677679oh reforged. did you beat convergence already?
>>573675617He's better than terr and tinpo at least
>>573677679Pretty sure watchdogs of the hardest basic enemies in reforged since you’ll never stun them, can’t status them, they have been sped up a little bit and of course the hp regen mechanic.
>>573677924Everyone is better than terr and tinpo, so this isn't saying much
>>573677798Yeah I beat the new boss first time since soul tether is broken as fuck. I might do a NG+ playthrough after reforged if halo isn’t released by then.
>>573678097Too fast
>>573677748pointless webm
>threadshitters gassing up schizo merchantweird
>>573678216No one wants to watch me spam stomps and rings for 3 minutes
>>573678364all wyldalit webms are pointless and boring
If you used magic you didn't beat the game
>>573678726I do
FYI trashpo you said threadshitter about 50 times yesterday and linked it to your seething about zorban
>>573678914Stop being so catty and bratty
>every post I don't like is my boogeyman
>>573678914you caught that threadshitting troon red-handed and exposed his bare brown ass for all to see well done
Should I queue? A D-tier.
>>573679417Yes
>>573679581
>>573679417you are C tier unless you are extremist, zane, remance or roxy
>>573651275Imagine being remembered like this by a bunch of pedophiles and maladaptives lol how embarrassing!
>>573676070True>>573676014Only one subhuman talks like that and xhir’s name rhymes with slur
>>573677245wylder gets to sex this up night after night all night long…
Why is sludge so popular now
>>573680690He hasn't been queuing as much and is posting clips so most have forgotten how catty he is
>>573676732god is real but no religion is correct. christianity and islam and judaism is desertnigger fairytales. buddhism and hindiusm is pajeet / slanteye fairytales. no one is correct. but god is real
>>573679791Chinese will save me
even doe we zuk it up
>>573680429Oh boy here comes the incestcuck with his dogshit fetish again
troon it up 'rass it down
>>573673856>>573674225>>573676284Many such cases>>573675036Randoms are bad but the higher up you go the better they tend to be
>>573682067No, the worst randoms I encountered were at depth 5
>>573681780>>573681887Even though your general is dead and never coming back and you need to end it
we merged doe
1/3 breakfast
we didn't merge we took over the erg
>>573681839you seem upset…?
When was the last gg post
30 minutes from nowthe last gg posterg will be over
>>573684659this needs audio
>>573683293You are a mentally ill porn addict
mid rafucking spammer.
>>573685410i’ll take that as a yes
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGWPiZuzeEQlol wont get as many views as mine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-ciVT_whZgmogged
>>573682787>>573682415You were raped and your general was gaped and now you’re a meek little solo cuck in a gennie full of /erg/BVLLS
don't mind it being named ergit is actually mush's gen
its actually fromsoftware eroge general but you discord fags spam so much the other threads died because you suck, so now if you want information about bloodborne ac6 dark souls you just get to go fuck yourself and google it because no one left here has the thread start pastas anymore. you can tell you're dramafags stirring shit all day by simply scrolling up/rant
>>573678914good mommy sludge merchant post
dsg won tho
gg cold dog forgot about night tide award>>573683926nyo
Someone post the updated queue tierlist
>>573687718and with this erg ends
>>573687746Have this old tierlist from last year instead
>>573687718who is HAMU
ggs Heolster, insanely aggravating run with so many charged sorceries+ passives and no charged sorceries til circle close on day 2spewin that I didn't have the shekels for the collapsing stars in the big shop either, game really just kept giving me the middle finger
>>573687906I would have brought you the staff but I was pretty poor myself, no map really screwed us
>>573687906sex with yoe
so mad I even forgot image>>573687981is fine, only had myself to blame for not noticing the shop until you pinged it, wasted runes on lvl 14 insteadprobably shoulda jumped off the edge thinking about it now>>573688053innapropes
>>573687901terr
pray for me as I go on this long ass rev journey and see 0 fire incants yet again
>>573688123breedable lobby
>>573681839You forgot the obese pedo part
we need to liven up the gennie by describing each day of a run in detail like back in /bbg/ where it was custom to describe each layer of a spelunk
>>573688123I cant believe all three look like that irl
>>573689396but i dont see any indian men in the image
>>573689396 (me)meant to reply to >>573676380
>>573688123>yoe is an Archer fanYay
Why are (you) still here?It's over. Pack it up and move on.
ggs animus, nice and easy run
>>573688771this is true>573687532this is raped
GG EDBugs, one day I hope I can get dormant power colossal swords for Undertaker. I never saw any straight swords that entire run lmao.
gg big buggers, way too smooth of a run, nothing to do day 2 but nap
>>573688365 (me) meant for >>573686584
GG ED Dogs. Thanks to our tank, Sludge.The one time I forget to purchase starlight shards from the merchant, is the one time I desperately needed them.
>>573691254slayer is so lucky...
>>573691205Relics? I'm trying to build undertaker and I have +12phys on deep relics, cant find a combo that's better than that
>>573687870>sens>B tier
>>573691410I think getting eaten at the end was a good thing
>>573691842kek
>>573691842zorfat still seething over sensgod?
>>573691842>>573691858cute
>>573693042That post wasn't me but this is a good opportunity to remind people
ggs dreglord, holy moonlight ftw
GG you two. Uninstall worthy game for me in terms of rng. Made me sad.
gg greggers, game spat in my face by only giving me pebbles the whole run. Certainly it was divine punishment for getting frenzy flame on my previous rev run
>>573695214gg sorry didn't realize you were going to use the zwei for nightlord I would've given you the smithing 2 I found
>>573695214ggs sorry I realize now what you wanted at the end of night 2, you threw away that cool katana and I had 2 of your best greatswords and one of them sat in my inventory as a stat stick ._.
>>573695312When you ping'd that claws at top I went to grab it dropping the katana. Only realized later it was holy lmao.
>>573694965>two z tiers beefing
>>573694965>webm from last yearLoser
>>573694965>griefbow guardian>lv10sounds about right
we posting year old 'ebms?
>>573696519GAPED
>>573696519They're calling it the most raped lobby known to man573696601kek
>>573696519
>>573696519Sure
>>573697562The good old days when Giantsflame seal came with Flame SlingCrazy how incompetent Fromsoft are
>>573697562exedalit curbstomped by knight bvll
>>573696519.
>>573697167oh man I forgot about this absolute CLASSIC
>darkness revtroon*rolls eyes*
>>573696519>>573697047Fred :)
>>573698362This would have been funnier if you skipped to the point and then him dying
>>573696519this is probably the funniest one
isnt
>relying on me to clutchnot for the faint of heart, you better not go down before I do
>>573696519>>573698742
>>573696519ACK!
I remember some anons talking about critsnapping a while back.
>critsnap
>>573698742>>573698742I miss skorvan and pepe
>ywn get to post "uhoh pepe melty" again
>>573696519yoe is skorvan
it's kind of wild how many enemies u-turn once they smell t*err
>>573696519Its funny when you see your webm posted only someone's renamed it
>>573699652>skorvanYes>pepelol no
>>573699072Yeah, I was saying how large the crit zone is around hippo, and how small it is around wolf.Someone mentioned that the wolf's crit shows on its neck. Just yesterday, I got another chance to crit the wolf. I saw the golden glow, focused on it hard, lined up with his neck, and failed the crit. Because I forgot the anon's other bit of advice: that the true crit zone is the wolf's face, not his neck. I'm going to try his face next time.
uhoh pepe melty
I like pepe
I'm indifferent to pepe
>>573700294>true crit zone is the wolf's face, not his neckIt is left side of it's face. You cannot crit if you are on it's right side btw.
everyone likes pepe they're just trolling
>>573700223>skorvtroonWe sure are short of midcluses (sarcasm)>>573700223>pepeAgreed.
>>573700480>everyone likes pepe
>>573700069gremtroon is so lame and raped
>>573699153E.T go home
Do you think in the next version of this game they will figure out this whole "RNG map generation" thing?
I still don't know, what the fuck caused this?
>>573699896raped>>573700582Said everyone ever
>>573700684I think it happens when you get status buildup after being downed
>>573700468Just for clarity: his left or my left?
>>573700574
>>573699652Pepe was definitely someone’s alt and a gay one at that. Skorv was cool though yeah. I miss his doros. Wonder why he left
>>573700948His left.
Can we replace mushpest and troonerlilllies with pepe and man-bird back please
I like mushpest and troonerlilllies
bring back *'pa and *'zuk
What we really need is Asuna poster playing
we would need to make a tier below Z
>>573701284said no one ever
@grok pull up the archives and search "i like [mush/elf]"
>>573701552asuna poster plays the game
>>573700503>We sure are short of midcluses (sarcasm)We are actually, there's barely anyone left on the password
>>573700574>>573700967>maggot faggot /dee ess jeet/ thread shit-terr images
>>573701896Good, they are bad players that just melt stuff after getting carried and fed loot most of the run. Dont mind them on dps check nightlord/bosses I guess.
>>573700967
>>573701787>look up third person posts on the archive saar
>>573702008
>>573702185These two were probably the worst duo I've ever seen.
>>573702259
>>573701548>jumping right into the hipp grabfucking retard, who does that?
>>573701815Who are they on the pass?
>>573702185h-hayai
>>573674964>>573675037>>573700574>>573700967why are you like this
>garbage posts>garbage pedo slop imagename a more iconic duo
>>573701470Don’t name drop your dead boyfriends freak
niggerashi is erg culture
>>573702697>>573702759
>>573702387go ahead and point that finger right back at yourself junior
>>573702964Like what anon?
>>573702415you were blessed by never queuing into duo waifu and whoever their duo was then
>>573703229I look like this knowing when I hit post it will upset someone
>>573700654we'll be lucky if they figure out netcode (they won't)
I was excited to try my improved raider build. But honestly, he feels so sluggish and less useful than Wylder. I think I'm going back to Wylder for a while.
>>573705131This is a strange bit you've been doing
hamu blody benchode bastert stop taking my crits !!!!
Queueing
Zullie the troon is playing nightreign on twitch
>>573706678You liar no she's not
>>573706787he's playing on rainhoe's channel
>>573707032how brown do you have to be to watch this
>>573707095idk, i wasn't i usually watch a bit of others, but they're all offline so i clicked the one with most viewers and found the dude
>>573702964>>573703229>>573702434>>573702259Needs correction
>>573707032>>573706678zullie is a cute girl
>>573707032Cute girls playing together
>>573705475Bit? What's the bit?
>>5737083742 girls and their token trans friend so they can feel good about themselves being all inclusive and shit
I like to Touch Grace everyday.
>>573708889They're all girls though
These threads are garbage pretty much 24/7 now. 50% idiots that hate each other goss'ing about each other all day and 50% literally just terr and a couple other schizos making up all of the repetitive schizoposts. Don't you think it's time to move on?
>>573708889>>573709034>They're all girls thoughThis.
>>573709323Yeah the last couple months were fun but now this is literally the worst thread on /vg/
>>573709323poopdickschizo.jpg
GG Harmonia, hate this fight so much. Always 2 bitches attacking you and 1 more firing spear waves.
>>573709323>he fell for the terr falseflag Oh dear...
>>573702224me kek
>>573707626>>573708374they call him zullie the man or zullie the troonhe's not a girl, he's a man
>>573709323>>573691060I really should. I only came here last year to talk about Elden ring and ended up getting roped into everything else. There's nothing on the horizon that's particularly interesting to me from this company too. Maybe this will change when Dark Souls Mario Kart is announced or something.
>>573712357got any more brown cope to share with us abdullah
>>573691060I still believe in the ergies.
im so done with bullshit today, I wiggled to indicate "hey im going to heal this guy" host physics and then does it themself 20 seconds later, I "wtf man" emote and severed, im not doing it anymore, stop being retarded or i sever. that includes hosts running off while im swapping equipment around or dying in two hits so all the buffing was pointless. along with the fact the multiplayer ready up code is STILL bugged the only good boss i've gotten to fight in the last two hours was Midir, again, because I no scadu'd him myself solo earlier. i only have three bosses anyone remembers enough to give a fuck about + maliketh and endgame left on this character after that im uninstalling until fromsoft bother to make tarnished edition which was announced like a year ago now.>uh oh meltyfuck off
>>573712819yeah, zullie is a man and vaatyvidya is woke
>>573712919so weird
>>573712919Multiplayer is an actual humiliation ritual for everybody involved>Host basically admitting he's a shitter and can't achieve anything by himself, no amount of "hurr durr I'm just playing with my friends" can change that because seamless exists>Yellows are forced to either babysit the most retarded people ever or be summoned into gank squads composed of the smelliest third worlders ever>Blues are literally cucks, to be called into the world as a blue you need to already have an invader/phantom there, you're no longer protecting the solo little guy but a gank>Reds got giga raped by the system and they either have to kill drooling toddlers or sever out the second they see any non endgame area where the PvE doesn't get one shotted
>>573691060there might be a random fc someday and I wanna be here when it uappens
>>573713193that's what invaders get for having been bullies - had avantage troughout all of ds1/3
which is better for Raider? frequent skill use or tacking cocks and DMG negation when knocked on his ass?
>>573713193im slowly beginning to memorize that fact.last round was sleepy horse, host jobbed before I even had my holy g. katana out, turned the game off after that, done for today
>>573713417>taking causes bleed madness frostand now I remember why I don't play night reign anymore either.
kkk/3
noobs
>>573691060>>573709323This is the longest I've stayed in one place and I've gotten to know quite a few people, which is something I don't normally do. It's been cozy and nice. I'm not ready to move on yet, but at the same time it would be nice to find another game to get sucked up into. I might disappear for a bit at some point, but I'll be back for Duskbloods. It will be fun to see some old faces and some new ones.
terr is getting emotional
terr is offline
>>573715098"Offline" , some in erg like to hide
>>573715239meds
>>573707032Crazy how weak this lobby is to my BWC
>>573715270No meds needed, I do it myself sometimes
>>573715307
>>573715579A fat bald brown short 40 year old indian man just posted this gif, let that sink in
>>573715794that makes three of us
>>573707032>watching troons play NR instead of actual women Nitya Nil and Inislein classy shit taste shifty
>>573716485Those fake high pitched voice are cringe. At least the pink haired girl has a nice normal voice.
>>573716738Agreed, but at least they are women.
>xhe would tithe it up with real foids(icky) rather than the cutie brostruly this will be the last final erg
>Nobody is in queue on a Saturday afternoon>Terr schizo is active>Half of the posts in the thread are getting filtered.Awful
>>573716835>Sniper EliteThe nazi zombie versions of those games are unironically some of the most fun I've had in a shooting game. All the slow mo headshot replays are so fun. It's a shame that every fight had scripted spawns so their replay value was not as good as it could have been.
>>573717327ok 1/3 get in here
>>573717327I'm playing other stuff, might queue depending on who I see in gg posts
>wooden pineapple hanging out with troonnsWhen can we expert xher transition? Xhe already has the effeminate male feminist voice and cadence after all.
>>573712956I hope that last part isn’t true>>573715579Cute…
gg trishtina nice carry
said everyone all the time
>terrjeeta damage control hours againAwful indeed
>>573718259Don't hate on grunglers.
>>573714536kys troonlard you're directly responsible for ruining these threads
said nobody ever
Said everybody ever*
O SHITactual cekino relic acquired
>>573719473Oh snap, I'd put that on everything.
>>573719473devil kino
>didn't show when/where you got it fromName real quick for the ce list?
>>573719473>not a screenshot of the gacha screencheated
succulent trishjeeta
>god roll derangement syndromemindbroken gennie
Are greatswords or straight swords the main character?
>>573719928Devil K***ht
terr is the main character
Devil-owned thread.
terr is the mascot
Devil is the puppeteer
>>573721039>>573721159Holding onto us by the leash...
>>573720850SS main character syndrome was DS3
>>573720913>>573721039>>573721101>>573721159Can you gay niggers kill each other already
Kill yourselves or get in q
what if they had a fight club and no one came?
thats everyday 690
I'll responsibility for every death except GnosterAnimus grabbing me. I swear on everything he was locked on to Creasy until he switched targets very last second.
>>573722540I look like that and say that (right)
gg mystery animus, nightmare lobby redemption arc>roll vigorslop>carry the nightlordis it that simple
it's okay practice
gg animus. I guess I didn't have the proper angle to run away from the shower attack. :/
>>573722616On another note I think you guys are right. Evergaols just isn't worth it in to big 2026. I got 0 gaols that run while you guys got 4 invaders.
>ironjeet>carrylmao
>>573722831steam recording crashed mid-run so I can't show you, but I res'd both of them at the same time twice during the fight
>still jobbing to 3bugscreaseyjeet and schotards forever c tier I see.
>>573722960You're also the reason we fumbled that invader camp in the beginning so it balances out
terr is my wife and devil knight is my concubine
gg hod dogs
trish tinx is my mom
literal son of a whore lmao
zullie is so stunning...
>>573723104you sure about that? I just failed to res you two but I was the last man standing after all...
I want to kiss zullie
I want to kill zullie
zullie and her lavender voice so saccharine and delightful
>>573722831Not to diminish Ironeye's efforts. But I had a wending grace, so we were copacetic.>>573722960My first fall, was because I took a risk I probably shouldn't have. But it would have been awesome, had I gotten it. Starman falls to the red Gnoster's big screech attack. I retaliate through it no problem. I figure that since Gnoster is just going to be stomping around for the next 20 seconds, I can use my pillar and res Starman. But I don't perfectly center my pillar on Starman's position, so instead of going up the pillar with me, he clips to the side and remains on the ground.Now I'm thinking "I'll wait the stomp attack out, and then revive him". So I'm waiting, and Gnosters stomping. But then his last big stomp is followed by another screech. It didn't damage me, but the waves blow me back, knocking me off of the pillar, and who is Gnoster targeting for the big stomp? Me of course. So I take the full blow.In theory, the pillar should be able to stop such attacks. But for some reason a lot of particle attacks phase right through it. Dragon fire, Caligo's frost breath, and Gnoster's stomp waves too.>>573723104No need to start pointing fingers. It was a level 2 misbegotten invader camp. They're one of the harder camps. You have to expect some mishaps.
>>573721264Would you really say this about a pakistani immigrant?
We know you're c tier we dont need a synopsis of how you're going down as if it's some rare event, despite how passive you are
passive ergies...
>>573724163>as if it's some rare event,Actually, I'm pretty sure nobody has died like that before. I mean, I could be wrong. Millions of expeditions have been played. But certainly that has to be a 1 in a million death.
I'm queued again btw, hoping to get some more strugglekino
official /erg/ ships list (NEW SHIP ADDED 11TH OF JULY 2026)terr x temmiedust x isaactrish x tinpogremlin x mellowzdrada x devilace x cupcakepointtosky x cupcakecc x practicemadison x nezukshifty x gaolszorban x food
>>573724427My dough is finished proofing. I'm going to bake before returning to queue. It'll probably be an hour
>>573724423No, you're going down is the common event I was alluding to.
>>573724556damn shame, I'll be watching the engerland WC game in an hour
>what if we make the thread so shit that no one posts here except usYou already have your shitcord for that
>>573724591*How* it happened was very rare though.
>>573724723Irrelevant, you made the wrong assumption or are retarded.
ergies trying to not to have a melty after a bad run challenge impossible
>>573724517Based Isaac buck breakking the resident threadpest by making the couples list
where is the creasy essay? fake bad run
threadshitter retard is blind? no surprise here
>>573724163truke sis
ergistan is suffering from turmoil
ergies after a bad run be like ANIMAL DOG LOBO WHAT YOU DOING
>>573724517>>573725201Shut it terrjeetroon
>>573725140it wasn't a bad run, we still reached lvl 15 and got nice weapons and passivesmystery niggas run with no obvious giveaway night 1/2 boss too, so props for that
trish x me and me alone
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry ; -; I squeezed both triggers during Dancer and used my super ult so I didn't have it for the blizzard
canid lupus creatura cabron dont think you day that again
trishyboo
Most painful ed caligo with the most dogshit attack loop possible
>>573725908We won, it's all good. Definitely made me wish I had brought Wylder or something though, when ED Caligo gets loose it can turn into a real pain in the ass.
Nastiest curry smelling nightmare lobby from the deepest slums of new delhi
>>573725908>D tier screw up>looks insideDo you realize how little that narrows it down?
>>573724898If the fact that I died is the only thing that matters, then by that way of thinking, there are no stories worth telling.A story about winning? Well everyone wins. So what? No bid deal.A story about killing a boss? Well everyone has killed that boss? So what? No big deal.
>>573726065>>573726176Yeah it was rough. I really thought the blackflames would break her armor faster since they bully everything else. >>573726329I was talking about myself.
>>573717503admitted to liking dawgshit award
the erg girls are coming back
>>573726557>A story about killing a boss?if I'm not mistaken that was my first animus carry on the pw so yeah it was nice
>>573720913>>573721101>>573725140>>573725487>>573725557What is wrong with you? Why can’t you just shut it and stop threadshitting?
check your privilege
>>573727283Trish will not divide us
gg super dino, i dunno why but nu-map seems to always fuck me over on negation passives.
ggs adel, kinda hurt not picking up the holy moonlight
is there really no way to opt out of matching with e couples? like swear to god more than 80% of my games are as a third wheel
gg terr
>>573727507Just check their steams in class selection
>>573727171grow a brain moron
caligussy
trishtussy
God BlessWall to wall moving, and shakingthe cosmos is growing
>>573727507Duo queue yourself, no other way amigo
>>573728332Just stop threadshitting retard
>>573726909ah-ah-ah... Remember. It doesn't matter how the death happened.
>>573729065a new erg couple blossoms
>>573729349you first, hon
>>573729065Are you playing on linux and/or live on the west coast? You're one of the only ones I can seem to connect to without consistently getting matchmaking failed
>>573730250neither of those things
>>573730250Birdjeet is a literal jeet
>>573730209>no youTime for you to pack it up
gg mystery super fish
>>573732354gg mystery big fish! I dunno if you can take other people's weapons and use storm ruler on them for ed augur, but I debated dropping you my dagger so you could keep your attack buff of the 3 daggers lol.
not doing more fish, did my one for the day.
understandable
something is fishy...
gg big chungus! wholesome chungus run! i wasnt sure about that thing but it worked out because we fought this boss 10,000 times already!
>>573731643please go back to your home site of reddit dotcom and downvote to your hearts content without spamming erg thank you very much!!!
https://litter.catbox.moe/xb802q.jpg
>>573732530ya you can do that, might even be beneficial to do so normally depending the AR you end up with
>>573732530You can use other people's weapons but the stat scaling effects the damage output. it would have worked out because the thrusting sword would have had the same S scaling as the dagger for you, but it doesnt really matter because fish isnt a damage check at all.
>>573733228...kike? not sure tbf
>>573733228finally a good post
>>573733228She's so lucky...
>>573733518point that sickly tefillin-wrapped arm back at yourself rabbi
>>573733735yeah definitely kike thanks for helping me sort that out kike
>>573733228Thank for posting this, everybody in the thread needed to see this. Well done, everyone here is proud of you.
Ohhhhh Elden Ring
>>573733228we did not need to see this don't ever post this dogshit again
>>573734247well done posting this Stray Fact
>>573734257See >>573733352 and >>573734247
>>573734598agree
>>573734257You are the worst poster here bar none. Every single one of your posts is hot garbage. Neck yourself now.
terr terr terrmush mush mushtesh tesh teshmurr murr murr
GG Hol Horse
>terr te>mush mu >temuholy shit
gg heolster, pretty stacked run
>>573734774this is true even after these >>573734776 >>573734982
gg. Drawing aggro made the fight a whole lot easier.At the end of day 1, I was prepared to fight the deathrite bird, but Recluse split to the tower. Seeing as we weren't at full power, I made a last second decision to avoid the fight.
my ergies rage
would you have sex with your characters?
Reminder that Rennala is a black swan tragedy character. A prodigy who had all the potential but never reached Azur or Lusat status. Because Radagon cucked her. It’s the same with Ranni. Her potential is squandered because of the Greater Will, forcing her to discard her flesh.
>>573735673>getting matched with shifty and cupcake
>>573735190>splittwas maybe a 15 second detour between the castle and the bossand considering what happened on the start of day 2 probably for the best that we didn't fully engage the bird
>>573735790Rennala is above those two tho
>>573733120You’re the one being reddit incarnate with your vapid nonsense
>>573735790genius kami sage ymir told me that the moon is pseud cope
>>573735806I didn't mean to imply a long duration. I understand a Recluse grabbing a tower. I was just saying, because Gaurdian aggroed the Bird just as I changed my ping at the last second.The day 1 fight probably would have gone better, because I had an ult ready. I would have stopped his big attack. My ult was spent at the start of day 2.
>>573735125Nah probably not
>>573736123He’s coping since his biggest spell is 30 intelligence less than the moons lul
>>573733228Not bad. Pretty decently attractive.>>573733735Made me laugh.
>>573736007No she isn’t. Evolution is a big theme of the setting. No one has reached their status since their removal. Their robes say as much. >>573736123>>573736443The moon is closer to home, and is thus nowhere near as scientifically inspired. It is still symbolically closer to home, and is more human because of that.
What would a primeval Rennala even look like? Would her crystallized head shape or curls itself into a crescent moon?
>>573735673animal dog bitch puta
>>573737020terr
terr patch when?
>>573737020>>573736443Rennala would never do what Azur and Lusat did, because she's too smart to make their mistakes. You need 50 intelligence to realize that looking at the instant death kaleidoscope is a bad idea.
>>573737410that is why she gets used as an onahole by level 30 tarnished death squads
>>573737020Probably already uses the children to circumvent it
>>573737760terrcaketina
>>573737410She wouldn’t abandon humanity to transcend it. No. Of course she wouldn’t. She’s a huge pussy. Or she just values being human.
I wanna paizuri Mush
ok, now you guys are queuing too fast. I thought I had another 15 minute wait. Not a 10 second wait.
>>573738538venerable scroll
>>573735747Based reference but knowing who’s behind it ruins it
>>573738538I prefer the version with schizos instead of autists
>>573737410Are you saying she wasn’t powerful enough or brave enough to accept the cosmic transformation?
>>573735747>>573739562>reddit on titan
>>573737229>>573737234That would be fucking gross
Why did they nerf Stars of Ruin and Comet Azur into absolute uselessness? Why is Ranni’s moon so much better than Rennala’s moon?Is Miyazaki just a cunt or something?
Terr has got you by the balls
>>573740241he is a raped mommas boy who wants to return to the womb he symbolises in the full moon
Honestly Frostbite is too strong for what it does, and the only reason that Miyazaki allowed it, is because it’s a vital part of the Ranni build. >>573740364But he disrespects the full moon? Ranni’s debuffs enemies for 20% more damage, for a total of 30% damage reduction. Her mother’s is just a small 10%. That’s kind of disgusting in terms of game balance.
>>573740603>blades of the valid gender nonconforming upgrademoonkeikaku
Terra Magica used to have a +35% magic damage increase in the base game before the dlc which lowered it to 22%Meanwhile…Carian sceptre +10% moon damageFrost witch hat +10% cold/moon damage Frostbite +20% damage from all sourcesMoon sorcery debuff +10% magic damage It’s clear Miyazaki hates wizards but loves witches
no one told me they broke terr meguca
Terra Magica already has the downside of needing to be within the limitations of the circle. It has a huge downside in the form of limited mobility. The 35% damage increase what a good trade off for it. Now it will depend on the exact value it goes down to.But of course since the majority of martials are awful and less skilled players, they hate dying to magic, and so FromSoft is notorious for catering to the martials even when the magic isn’t actually unfair. Stars of Ruin was never broken, in fact.
Hmmm yes all very interesting points conveniently ignoring the nerf to DMGS
gg hot colddog, won the too close to the wall while she did the stinky breath aoe award
gg extra cold Dragon. I was baffled when I walked up to revenent, turned the camera to her, pressed the lock on, and it locked onto Caligo, who was MILES away from me.But hey, at least I didn't miss the storm cancel this time.
>Stars of Ruin was never brokenImagine actually thinking this
>>573742226IT WAS ALWAYS SUPPOSED TO BE A CONSTANT AND UNAVOIDABLE SOURCE OF MAGIC DAMAGE YOU FUCK. That was the POINT. It is MEANT to chip away at your health bar without a way to avoid it. Why can’t there be spells to put constant pressure on players the way melee combat does? Fucking hell.The only reason magic is ever nerfed is because players have their feelings hurt.
>>573741493Casterfags are such subhumans.
>>573742445And you’re even worse since you complain tons more than those subhumans you speak of. Rivers of Blood wasn’t broken either btw.
>>573739562The version with schizo never made sense. Because schizos are super susceptible to propaganda. They *think* they're immune, but they actually eat up every kind of conspiracy theory.They *think* they're picking up on patterns, but they're actually just imagining nonsense like celebrities knowing and stalking them.They *think* they're studious, but they listen to people like Alex Jones and watch political reptile transformation videos, and just repeat whatever they hear from those.Mid to high functioning autists, are the true propaganda resistant, pattern recognizing, studious type. Even many Anyway, I posted the chart by mistake. It was meant to relate to Rennala's situation. Rennala was a normie, but she got mind-raped by a psychopath. Being high Intelligence isn't everything, when a psycho can manipulate you.
>>573738418Do you look like Recluse irl?
>>573742553>pressuring people from afar for free isn't brokenPlay as a melee invaders and you will quickly change your opinion.
>>573701470this so much this!!
>>573742815A melee fighter within cutting range of a squishy caster is receiving more free constant damage than you, a person with high health, meters away. You are a huge bitch. You’re a hypocrite. You don’t want to feel the pressure. You just want to dish out the pressure, and you hate it when someone else does it at casting range rather than slicing range.
>>573739562Oh. Also. Schizos are highly emotional. They care about EVERYTHIN. And they often become immoral as their disease worsens.Autists can be emotional too. But it's typically that they're not, until you touch on a subject they care about, and then they sperg out.
>>573743008>receiving dealing*
>>573742742>It was meant to relate to Rennala's situation. Rennala was a normie, but she got mind-raped by a psychopath. Being high Intelligence isn't everything, when a psycho can manipulate you.She was intellectually fine at intellectual matters, not social matters. Like those brilliant high iq Chinese mathematicians who still worship and have shrines to Mao in their bathrooms.You can be cognitively capable but still be socially retarded. The stereotypical nerd is socially inadequate.
Did you guys know that when you have troll castle. And no trolls have aggrod yet, you can enter from the south side, go up the staircase and freely fight the near troll without the far one aggroing.
>>573743345no
I 100% guarantee you, had Marika tried seducing Azur or Lusat, and had they not been senile rocks at the time, they would have responded with “no way fag”. Rennala, being a woman, was incapable of saying no to the penis. It takes a man’s willpower to say no to the vagina.
>>573743276You could have just said *any* religious scientist. lol>>573743421It's true. Sometimes we clear only the north side trolls first and then run from the castle. Then, on day 2, if you're approaching the castle from the south, you can just walk up the stairs, and gang up on a single troll. The other one won't throw pots, because you're outside of its aggro range entirely.
>>573743345Yes, I used to do troll castle from the south side all the time but erg would throw sissy fits over it
>>573743532Men commit like 99% of the rapes in the world. The willpower to say no to vagina? Laughable.
>>573743625Nah it’s dumber than that. Even a religious intellectual who is emotionally compromised won’t necessarily get defeated by the prospect of having sex. A prime stereotype of the religious nut case is abstinence. “Be gone wench. I will not be corrupted m by thee.”.
>>573743008The worst part about this post is that there are "people" who actually hold these opinions. I wish I get to invade you so I can gape your asshole.
>>573743783Meanwhile, women's body count can be measured in miles.
>>573742419>Why can’t there be spells to put constant pressure on players the way melee combat does?>constant homing nukes from any range is the same as a player chasing youThis is why no one takes spell sissies seriously.
>>573743938The only reason you can gape anyone’s asshole is because you need your hand constantly held to do it. Rape aid. You’re incapable of actually confronting constant pressure on your own. You scream and piss your pants when you receive constant magic damage.
>>573743952The only reason men have lower "body counts"(cringe) than men, is for the fact that women say no to them. If women were as easy as men, then straight relationships would reflect gay relationships.
>>573744036Stars of Ruin didn’t have a very long range anon.Also the spells of enemies reach a lot farther than the spells of players in PvP.Funny now you don’t complain about that eh? It’s almost like you just hate magic when it’s used by other players. You’ve always been a biased bitch. You insist on being able to avoid magic, even when magic in fantasy is oftentimes unavoidable.
>>573743865They're still mine-raped. They're just more pent up. That's all.
Daily druggie anon larping as the dev whisperer and throwing a melty at any shred of evidence contrary to his asspulled autism.
The stars of ruin nerf was always proof that martials are 10x louder and whinier than casters. This is a martially oriented game first and foremost after all. Casters are secondary and should be thankful that they’re even included at all.
>>573740287cus he doesn’t have any
>>573744220>yeah well... the range wasn't THAT long!>headcanon copium over who complained about whatAre you even trying anymore?
If Miyazaki actually liked casters then he wouldn’t have made Miriam’s Vanishing such a dogshit spell loool
>>573743276They also lack the creativity to apply that stuff to innovate >>573742968Don’t talk to yourself tard
>>573744562Anon just admit you want magic to be fair like swords and shields. You don’t actually want magic to be magic.
just ended day 2 level 10
>>573741448learn to read
>>573744739Just lay off the crackpipe
>>573744134No, men value loyalty. Because if a woman is going to fuck every phallus shape in sight there is no guarantee of a lasting relationship, and therefore no point.
Ranni’s dark moon is fine… it takes up a disgusting amount of FP and frostbite won’t necessarily proc in one go. Ranni’s moon is good for damage multiplier builds who spam crap like comet after setting it up.
>Casters bitching that their long range spammable super high tracking attacks somehow don't also do your taxes and give you a blowjob
I cast glintstone fellatio
I carried
“Are those barely penetrating projectiles that barely deal 3% of my health per projectile? That i can’t really dodge? AIEEEE THIS IS THE END”Martial tards really hate heat seeking missiles made of paper huh.
Terr carried
>>573745684Multiply 3% by 6 million
weakness: terr
>>573745101Men value one sided loyalty. They are fine fucking everyone else and their favorite person as long as the favorite person stays loyal.
>>573745954You said it better than I could.
Trvke I wouldn’t want to be in the same sandpit with a Bangladeshi pant shitter
Jaded outlooks itt
If Adel is beaten, but nobody ggposts, did it really get beaten?
adel wonned bigly
>>573746143I always gg adel. I get made fun of it, but the ergies, they know that we beat adel.
>>573746143Name 6 things that happened and I’ll determine if it was a gg
GG xxx.That thing that happened, happened. We were mildly troubled by it but it didn’t matter because we all have 6000 hours per lobby and fought these bosses a combined total of 1000 times.
>>573746694sorry for not going for [field boss] I had to to go to [unusual location] but I'm glad we won
Augur won
Augur is cute
Dreglord lost. Overrated fraud...
>>573747531This. Augur a cute.
Augur of Ebrietas
>>573747335>>573747531>>573747705You only like the Augur because it reminds you of the Beast
>>573745835annoying faggot
Augur just wanted to ponder bubbles ;_;
>>573745954>men can be zero-count incels and be insatiable impulsive rapists at the same timeSounds like you are getting your narratives mixed up. If he is cheating on you, its often a mixture of a chain of shit tests and little to no commitment. Or some other form of "I think am going to torment my husband tee hee."
>>573747946It was ironic.
