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My life for Mandy
>>573638624Flambert <3333
Mechablazer <3333
>steals your date spaghetti
Flambert <3333
Phenomamech <3333
>>573639203>>573641360this is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them
>>573638624What are the odds they're all going to comic con dressed up as their characters
>>573644264Non-zero.
This Golem guy? He's seems pretty cool if you ask me.
>>573644264Thot Squad, Sean, and Alanah have all dressed in cosplay of their characters prior. I wouldn't be surprised if they did it again here. It'd be awesome if Fahim, aka Lance Canstopolis, dresses up as Flambae.
>>573645072what a homie
>>573645072goylem
u guise r my frens :)
>>573645914
Ass size comparison chart.
>>573646361that means a lot anon
>>573647493
Do you think the amulet gives her a heat cycle
>>573652019It constantly regenerates her eggs.
>>573652019>>573652306What kind of omegaverse tier headcanon are you guys speaking of this time?
>>573652492the one where the amulet is a secret nazi invention that gives the wielder ubermensch tier genetics, a strong urge to procreate, and the libido to match it
>>573650226hnnng
What does Laura Bailey think about feet?
>>573653213Mandy's grandpa is Paper Clipped Nazi Scientist that discovered the Amulet during his stay in Argentina or something.Explains her blue eyes, Aryan genetics, over racism and why she hides her last name.
>>573655379Don't forget it's why she hides her origin story
>>573654762nice and suckable
What do Robert’s feet smell like
>>573656214Not as vinegary as you’d think.
>>573656948Um. Excuse me. We only post Flambert here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45PvLSyHKRg
watch them make waterboy sexually fluid in season 2
>>573657292you can't have sex with fluids silly
>>573657525don’t be snippy with me mister
>>573657035What about a foursome?
>>573657931Make it five and we'll permit it.
>>573658639tricking Phenomaman into starring in gay porn by telling him it's another acting gig
>>573660692>what he's looking at
>>573661432Robert's... back.
>>573657931AIEEE
>>573662710kiss ffs
>>573662862Maybe someday.
summoning BBjeet with straight Mandy
>>573662938that day is today
>>573664345
>>573665670HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>573664216https://youtu.be/EAk8PjCsXQ8?is=gnt2e7ip2EXKqnv2
>>573666524If you can hear me BBjeet please save me from these fujos
>>573666053i can go to sleep satisfied now
Waterboy best boy.
goodnight /sdn/ I love you all
>>573668097g'night
Reporting in, and a bit drunk!
>>573669658Am I the only fucking person here outside of the american time zone? Wtf? Are you really all asleep guys?
Invisimech <3333>>573670598im here good day. late cause for some reason a new thread is always made when im blackout drunk and sleeping
>>573670598I'm up...for now.
>>573671753>>573671876Hello then bros.
>>573671943Whazaaaaaaaap.
>>573672129
I’m getting a little sleepy…zzzz
>>573679493sleep well anon
>>573679493nighty night>>573668097night BBfriend
I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile horny clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass attention-seeking clean brown valentine tomboy maid gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth, a below average IQ and delicious "cake".
>>573685887based
Visi shot my dog.
a little bit of courtney in my lifea little bit of mandy by my sidea little bit of coupe is all i needa little bit of prism is what seea little bit of malevola in the suna little bit of brainbook all night long
>>573688082You sound like a whore
>>573691682yes.
>>573688082This will end poorly for Robert.
I see you don't have a lifeguard here at your beachhttps://youtu.be/JQyGcwTAHwE
>>573694996Flambae would be the hot but careless lifeguard who doesn’t give a fuck about anything. “I’d rather not get wet”
Phenomaman and Herman as a lifeguard duo.
https://www.reddit.com/r/DispatchAdHoc/s/qIhbXPhSOXRoyd is so heckin problematic
Courtney reached into Robert’s jeans, grabbed his junk, and smelled her hand after playing with it for ten seconds. This is a workplace violation!
>>573638624man I really miss Joel haver pre-selloutI mean good for him that he got recognition but the skits just aren't the same
>>573698448im jealous
>>573694996I'm not at the beach this is a bathtub
>>573702412More workplace violations!
>>573698218The virgin redditor fears the chad Hawaiian thundercock
I eat mozzarella balls like apples Especially after a breakup
>>573710097
I wish we had a flashback of a depressed Robert nearly killing his liver on booze
>>573711746Nah. That would be heartbreaking.
>>573714792Seeing boys cry and mope around is cute tho
I want a cute Waterboy chain from Etsy but then I remembered Orange Man is making it impossible to receive merch from overseas and probably would get confiscated or destroyed at customs
>>573716689Based orange man banning the mental illness
>>573716689I don't know about that. I've bought a few things from overseas in the past few months that have all arrived fineNow, gas prices on the other hand
>>573717126Us customs is destroying packages that contain figures and other merch because it falls under "toys." This is all in the name of "protecting children."
>>573716279Sick deranged fujo
>>573716279Based.
You can tell fujos are female brained since they always post boys in pain
>>573717463From my experience the 2 figures I bought came in just fine. Though I did have to pay extra for the tariffs. Maybe just bad luck on your part?
So if Mandy cosplayed as Blonde Blazer for a con would she get recognized in public or would people just think it's a really good costume
>>573719841My favorite is the one where Flambae is choking Robert and he suddenly has a flashback to his Dad choking him out.What the fuck is wrong with the Fujo community to throw in such unnecessary family drama? I fucking love it. It’s like they’re embodying that faggy drama addicted alien from American Dad.
>>573722798fujos crave the drama
Reporting in!
>>573729257welcome in
Gonna replay and do a Coupe/Phenomaman route. Who is my best bet to invest in Intellegence?
>>573729739Mal...? O:
>>573722798Drama is hot ok
>>573729739probably coupe, or malevola since her new partner is going to be phenomaman
I don’t like drama. I just want to be happy and secure and comfortable.
>>573732061Without drama we won’t know our limits
>>573733980
Robert and Hermy sitting in a tree
the most kino visi art is still her dying and turning invisible forever because her power activates when she holds her breath
snova pyanyy i schastlivy v moyom zhivote tri litra piva fuckkkk i love u bross gdnigbttt <33
>>573739039goodnight visiholic
>>573739160hehe goodnigbht man. fjujcing christ i lvoe life its awsome
if a visi dies in the woods and no one is there to see it does she really exist?
>>573739443I mean someone could simply trip over her or lay down a pile of dirt.
>>573739661I was trying to be all poetic and shit
>>573739898Sorry Golem.
Mandy leglocking Robert so he can't pull out (she has the amulet on)
It would be a damn shame if someone gave them all weed brownies at comic con
>>573741683Always with the piercings…
>>573741050She then flies into the sky, still in position.
>>573745431hotthe city can watch them fuck
>>573742203Someone should do this. Offer the voice cast a brownie or two.
>>573748298dress up as sonar while he's at it
>>573750115That’s not Bob-Bob…
>>573750602A lot of people have been commissioning their OC's to be paired with Flambae. I don't get it.
>>573751368Can I commission myself with Flambae?
the first time Blazer and Phenomaman tried having sex
>>573752990I wouldn’t mind an insectoid penis desu
>>573752820If you find an artist open to do so.
Alpha!Blazer x Omega!Robert
Flambae’s birth name is Chad. CHAD.
>>573755587I'm not a tumblrite so I don't have any clue what this means
>>573755985It means she's going to get Robert pregnant.
>>573756121I regret asking
>>573756396Poor Robert. You really don't know the level of depravity these fanatics have conjured.
Boys can’t get pregnant silly
>>573758568not with that attitude, apparently
>>573650226>>573665670>>573758568Doesn't stop Mecha Man from trying.
>>573759079With who?
>>573760257I just showed you.
>>573752990This is why Visi is perfect for him. She would never back down from a challenge.
>>573761193for... Phenomaman?
>>573760920He can only stay faithful to oneYou have to choose anon
>>573763315Of course it's got to be Flambae. Though that doesn't stop Mecha Man from spreading his Mecha seed to anyone suitable.
What happens if you give Phenomaman the amulet
>>573763636Maybe his depression his canceled out? Plus he now possesses those radiant abilities. If he wanted to absorb the Sun in combination with that. He could be unstoppable.
>>573764369GetBackInThere
>>573764369Waterboy is like a tidepod Just stuff him in with your laundry and he'll make it clean
>>573762467Kissable smirk
ROBERTGet in the carWe’re going to WHITE CASTLE
>>573766834which one is harold and which one is kumar
>>573766996Harold: RobertKumar: Chad
>>573767309well he is vaguely the right skin tone...
>>573767681He is pale. And if we're being particular about backgrounds. Galen would fit only in the sense that he's of south asian descent. But he is from Florida. Where as Chad isn't from America.
>>573769546Stay on his dick It’s a valid tactic
>>573773192Straight woman hands drew this.You can tell because the art doesn't look mentally ill.
>>573774025every one of these sketches is a potential fanfic ready to be half-written before being abandoned
>>573774485Don't remind me...
I'm hoping xbox release/comic con news will attract more artists to draw fanart. And write fanfics. I need my stories
>>573776063I'm sure it will.
>>573780661looks like an improvement if you ask meDoes SDN even give out ID badges?
>>573780768>looks like an improvement if you ask meTruly a magnum opus.>Does SDN even give out ID badges?If they don't then they should.
moah <3
>>573781782g'night
>>573773320What if he comes?
>>573752990
>>573776063maybe we will have some fresh blood here too. it feels like there's only around 5 posters here at this point.
What is she painting?
>>573774025>You can tell because the art doesn't look mentally ill.kek, wdym?
>>573792159a wall in robert's apartment as a surprise when he comes home from work.
>>573792186Characters look accurate to the source material, and beautifully drawn with proper anatomy, instead of an author just self inserting themselves into the art. Like making Mandy fat, have a jew nose, or Robert being several shades of brown, exaggerated features or some other gay shit.
>>573783307I loved these two
>>573787012Saved
>>573795782Straight hands drew this as well
how did she go from this >>573803483 to this >>573781782?
>>573808720she saw a LOSER and got horny
>>573808720This >>573810648
>>573815998A fujo animated this, btw.
>>573765603>waterboy is a tidepodKeep him away from zoomers!>>573772035Beef spotted
>>573816774still hot
>>573817026True
>>573795782>Like making Mandy fatOr Mal
>>573818447Malevola has that demon physiology. All those calories just go to her thighs
>>573818718oooff
who the fuck came up with the ieda of lime flavred whiskey. doesnt taste good. wasted fukin money could have buymyslef vodka and some beer with it instad. anwyay. made that kissng meme for oour malevolant soldier. now we all have one. but hows that ship called?? malevamech? mechavola?? i dunno. fucking dunno anytjing. good evnignn /sdn/ i love u all
>>573821174malbert
>>573821174>how the fuck is this ship called anywayMecha-demon?
Malevolant here, I am drunk as fuck rigghht now
>>573823935cheers I'll drink to that
>>573824625thanks I guess...
>>573800786I love this lmao
>>573826192
Miss Piggy is actually an awful person. As an adult you’ll notice this. Your kids won’t, but you will.
>>573826484
>>573827630calm down son it's just a cartoon
>>573828463she was 100% waiting for Robert with her dress zipped down and wondering why he was taking so long
>>573828816another example of why all women are fucking insane
>>573828595She is physically abusive to Kermit! How do you not notice this!
>>573829535not Mandy thoughshe gets a pass
>>573783572Robert is not that big >:(
FUJO
>>573837738Yes?
>>573839082Hai
>>573839082*waves*
>>573840305>>573840704Hello
Toxbert <3333
>>573841171I want to see him smile more :)
>>573841887His lips are going to melt off
>>573639203>>573639506>>573641360>>573641470>>573671753>>573821174>>573841887
>>573841887This is detrimental to Robert's health and wellbeing
>>573841887spit acid on my face and step on my balls uwu
Now we just need Robert kissing Coupe. Or Sonar.
>>573842720Or Punch Up. Or Golem.
>>573842720>>573842843Or Shroud
>>573842254>>573842720>>573842843Why does Robert keep kissing everyone
>>573843184He just likes tongue
I’d kiss Bobert. I would.
>>573843597Flambae...
>>573843597Anon…
>>573843597Mandy...
>>573843597On more than just the mouth…
HOPIUM
nanmo nee nanmo nee nanmo nee no ni orerayumemiru yumemir hahha fuckkkkkkkkk gndogjtl good nigrh u love uall. gnidth
>>573847660goodnight visiholic
>>573847746goooood night man i love u. i loivoe u all. gndight. gannaree ganmre e otwattara otwtarra hai ni naruu uu u dakee
I think Hopium is dead
>>573849483Well I haven't seen him post in a couple of hours so this must be the case
>>573855407Abs…
>>573855407absolutely mogged
>>573855783Just imagine nestling your face there.
>>573856117>>573856886Imagine the heat
>>573858481It's like having a warmed blanket or heating pad. Maybe a furnace if it's that cold outside.
>>573847660>>573848231glad Visiholic is still alive
>>573859972tentatively
Gay
>>573862698NOT ON MY WATCH
>>573864131Real fujo hours
Sometimes I can still hear Laura Bailey’s voice…
>>573864748The absolute state of Visikeks.
>>573864748almost like her voice is in like every other video game...
Does Courtney get weirded out when she plays video games with Golem and her voice is literally one of the characters
>>573865903I wish Laura Bailey was real…
>>573867084>Courtney? Why does this idol sound so much like you?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjUlMzd_PvM
>>573868792Why does Laura always play horny characters?
>>573869689b u t t
>>573870045Typecasting?
I like flat butts and I cannot lie
>>573870045she begs for it like a slut
>>573870685Made for pegging
>>573871238
Would you like some fine aged Chud essay, /SDN/?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h1mdsruGFI
>>573873590>7 months agoyou have to move on...
>>573873590I want season 2 purely so we get fresh video essays
