Totally Unwinnable MO Edition>Previous>>573535718>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSJun 16 Supply & Flamer FRVs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMRAOyw5MV4Jun 30 R-4 Termicide 2.0 & Hyena https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5xxT-LWRYYJul 09 SC cheaters https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/696516748689545692>LATEST PATCHESJun 16 1.006.300 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/676249280988579951Jul 07 1.006.301 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/696516748689543612
lest we forget
>>573640546Funny how bugdivers try to cope their way around this instead of just accepting their loss. Well, one certain bugdiver, anyway.
>>573640589same
>lest we for-AAAAAAAAACK
>mines>tesla tower>airburst launcher>gatling barrage>pissile>gas strike>liberator>peacemaker>mmg>de-escalator>punisher plasma
>>573640898>not pictured: bugdivers expending 50% of lost reinforcements before we even reach cyberstan
>>573640868Right on queue: >>573640898I guess in the bugchasers mind, being bogged down by returning level 50s in D10s and endless meddling by the GMs was just as hard as just playing the game.
>>573641029>>573641067Rape victim cope hours.
>>573641165>Cope hoursYes, thats everytime youre on due to your inability to take it on the chin.This is the last (You) you will get from me. Keep screaming at the void begging for my attention though, it makes me feel like picrel
we're all macacos in the same favela why are you fighting
I'm actually surprised we're managing two successful defenses at the same time.
>>573641328>no uI accept your concession.See you in 10 minutes when you inevitably start seething at your superiors again before getting raped again.
>>573641415One is a level 15. I'd be more surprised if we didn't
>>573641415it'll be close but unless bugdivers are smart enough to leave the DSS on erata while focusing terrek, it's gonna be a terrek loss
>>573641505alright let me know when the EDFGODS arrive on scene
>>573640879feels good now i just need a slopbond to spend them SWEDEN
>>573641415That's why Joel tries to take the DSS out of commission so often, without it we would be losing a lot more planets.
>Limited to 3
wait when did mechs get an extra turret
>>573642928It's a bugSweden gave up on it after working on it for a whole hour but forgot to toggle it off on their way out so it show's up every so often
>>573642928Stratagem ball launcher that shows up sometimes when it takes damage. Doesn't actually work just appears visually, sure it's tied to some stupid ship upgrade.
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helloooooowhere is warbond?
>>573645272Robutt ate it
>>573644897>BEYBLADE BEYBLADE, LET IT RIP
>>573644897>if B1 didn't die to the titan he would have been killed by the ragdoll or the retard with the de-escalator
>>573645272They wont release another warbond until they fix cheating in SC. So never.
How would you fix SMGs?
>>573648192Fire rate options.
>>573648192+100 RPM across the boardthey are fine otherwise
>>573645272They listened to our feedback and decided that we wanted them to ban people for giving out free sc instead of a warbond. You may repeat after me: Thank you Sweden!
>>5736481921. Make AP1 a balance factor again. Most pistols and SMGs deal AP1 damage and have their damage and durability increased to stupid funny amounts (Peacemaker deals 140/50 damage per round, Redeemer 100/30, etc.), and all chaff (and most medium) enemies are re-balanced so that they have at least one AP1 weak point that will take 65% damage from these pistol rounds. Pistols and SMGs with AP1 rounds should be able to kill chaff in one or two shots, while having a chance to kill most medium enemies by targeting their AV1 weak points. The ones with AP2 and AP3 can continue to kill chaff in two or three shots, in exchange for also being able to target the AV2 and AV3 weak points of larger enemies. It should be okay for the most formidable medium enemies to have no AV1 body parts (except maybe underneath broken armor), as long as they have AV2 weak points.2. Kill the drag factor bullshit. Pistols and SMGs should be able to deal most of their damage up to 40-50 meters, but in exchange give them stupidly high recoil so that any shots past the first 1-3 rounds have a very small chance of hitting the target. You can switch to single/burst fire mode, which reduces DPS but maintains ability to damage targets at range.
>>573648192+5 magsFaster reloadNew 1 hand support strats that would make 1 hand weapons worth using.
Lobby time!steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242660481117/76561197971197378Comfy Terrek bugs
>>5736500892/4
>>573650089>>5736503043/4
>>573650089>>573650304>>573650438FVLL
For what reason...
Complete bugGAWD supremacy.Botmaams will have to ack xemselves knowing the best marskman rifle for xeir clown front was unlocked by BBC (big buchaser cock)
>>573648192Fix the machine pistols? I mean, look at your image, that's literally just a fucking automatic pistol. I don't know what more you expect from it.
>>573648192Base them off the knight. Make them all brrrrrt, give them lots of ammo. Make dealing with the recoil and short range balance them out. Anything else is boring like the defender. Unless you wanna just use them to run and shoot I guess.Id also give the smg secondary like twice the mags.
Bot front status?
>>573654748Wow they look so much better with red glow
>>573654748your graphics look like doodles bro
I am drunk, embarrassed and I am here for the lobbies. Give me the lobbies
>>573655390>no lobbiesI'll play randos then fuck you
It's 2026 and people still don't focus on one front
Why do (You) refuse to host a lobby?
>>573650089>>573650304>>573650438>>573650548GG anons, moonkino perfection
Open wide, botsissy. Here comes your new Marksmaam Rifle
when are they giving the nesw gun
Good to see gucciniggers having a normal one today.
>>573653736i am not surprised to see that a bugshitter has "b"bc cuck shit on his mind
why do you have nigger babies in your drive
UH OH MARKSMAAM MELTY
Seeking Erata bug poachers.steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242667789634/76561198065909513
>>5736581583/4
>>573658158el full
Awwww don't cry, botsissy. Daddy bugGAWD will unlock the new marksmaam rifle very soon.
>>573658158>already fullMotherfucker. Please somebody host because I can't and I just can't play with randos because they suck so fucking much, even more than I do when I'm pass-out drunk. I don't even care what we play as long as it counts for the MO
>>573659251It's ok bud. Just chill for now and we'll make a new lobby soon! I'm also drinking tonight.
stopped lurking for an hour and then the lobbies appear
What if we got commando missions on other fronts?
>>573659787>I'm also drinking tonight.Based. I'm so drunk I almost drank paint meant for Warhammer figurines because I'm trying to multitask playing Helldivers, drinking and painting a Bloodthirster figurine. pls post lobby. I just finished with the figurine so I'll actually play properly.
>no fucking lobbies>dead hours tooGonna be fucking waiting forever but to hell with it. I wanna playsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242673162550/76561198120804312Coin flip decides bots or bugs. No squids.
>>5736609133/4
>>573660913Full?
>>573662087There's a reason pred strain is called the slop strain. Fucking garbage ass subfaction designed to run you down that can't even actually catch you. At least sporeburst can run you the fuck down if you trigger their ADHD mode, and the scavenders try to Blizzard RTS style body block you so the slower units can catch up to you.
Rape victim getting rowdy?
We should really exterminate this Gucci guy.
Post the greatest webm of all time
>>573663364You'd really have to be touched in the head to make images like this.
>>573658158GGsrock solid is a solid passive huh
>>573663427People need to just ignore him. We did the other day and he started shitting up the thread desperately hoping someone would give him attention while the jannies banned him back to back and he cried about it each time.
Notice how they chimped the fuck out when given the same treatment
>>573663481GG diver. Yeah its pretty good if you hate getting tossed around while youre trying to aim at heavies
We need another prosthetic armor set.
>>573663481>my chud squad who I hate
>>573664040its just a meme
I sure hope it wasn't me that just got the lobby stuck on extract
>>573664126green diver HATES us IRL
>>573660913>black screenI fucking hate this jeet ass game3/4!
Do we really have to wait 2 more days for the reward to roll out? Or we wait for JOEL to wake his fat ass up and hand us the marksman rifle?
>>573660913>>573664294FVLL again. anon fucking disconnected and reconnected
>>573664475its weekend you dumb kot poster
>>573664475Sorry, botcuck. You'll have to wait until the bugchaser BVLLS are done raping their front.
>>573664475It's a middling gun, I wish it would just disappear
>>573664475You're not even going to use for more than one mission after you get it anyway, or tell me, have you really been using anti-tank mines religious since we unlocked them?
>keeping the DSS on Erata>not sending it to Terrek for one cycle just to guarantee the victory there and allow just enough bug progress on Erata to unlock the third megacity
THE NEXT MO REWARD WILL BE THE CREMATOR FRV, MY DAD ARE HALF SWEDISH TRUST ME
hey guys, can I join?
>>573665041>MY DAD ARE HALF SWEDISHmy condolences
>>573665041>THE NEXT MONTH LONG SCRAPED SLOPBOND DRIPFEED WILL B-Don't Care
>>573665041>next MO reward is actually the Supply FRV so the crybabies who missed out will get their FOMO content this time for sureFlameGODs can't catch a break
>>573664960>Making life for the players actively avoiding the eagle storm but wanting to contribute to the MO worse by doing that.
Is standard light with warp pack faster than oxygenator light?
>>573665335People fear Zeusdivers sadly
>wanna use the med pen rifles on bots since I have the censor and amendment maxed out>sub 110 damage so you can't one tap dev heads>hits cause flinch toowhy are the only good med pen weapons the fuckin shotguns and energy weapons?
>inb4 the hyena is crippled trash on bots for more or less the same reasons as other med pen primaries and people seethe
>hmm, today i will dive>drivers outdated>update>unexpected error while loading game filesFucking swiggers.
>>573666745If you want to one tap dev heads thats what light weapons are for. Meds allow you to penetrate their armor
>>573666745swedes think all you lose ALL kinetic punching power when you use AP/FMJ rounds. At 50-100m standard or AP is gonna rip right through your squishy bits.
These idiot bugs don't even realize that I'm a spaceman from space. What brazen conceit to imagine their stupid little noggins would protect them from my powerful space beams. You absolute buffoons. Don't you know these beams are from SPACE??
>>573667196I want you to think REALLY hard about what you just posted and try to figure out the problem here.
>>573667196>MOST* light weaponsalso>be med pen>over penetrate clanker skull>he's ok somehow even with a gaping hole in his cranium
>>573667196>tenderizer is JUST 5 damage off from being able to one tap dev headsswedes have been edging me for an ENTIRE year man
>>573667196>>573667643The core issue with med pen is that you want to go for weakspots anyway. Med pen is just kinda awkward. Ironically, dispite it's terrible reputation I'd argue the lib pen is the only gun to really get it right.
Daily reminder.>libpen ttk against devs:>2head>15bodyThis is, at this point, the ultimate shitter crutch for only the ultimate shitter.
>>573667993could be solved by having overpen doing x1.25 bonus damage (so the adjudicator would be doing 119 damage to dev skulls [rounded up]) but then the swiggers would have to go and potentially re-math every weapon in the game and I don't trust these fucks to count to 3.
>>573667993What do you mean by "got it right"? Cause, y'know... the Coyote exists.
>>573668335remember when they intended for you to use the adjudicator as a shitty DMR with god awful recoil, 25 rounds and no damage.
>>573666745Sounds like you want the Reprimand.
>>573668158stop treating this silly PvE game where you mow down horde of brainless NPCs like a PvP esport game.
>>573668723its ugly
>Gucci gets inside my lobby>bad faith shitposting on /hdg/ stops completely for the duration of the operationI am nooooooooticing
>>573668787Sorry milord, I didn't realize it also had to be pretty in addition to meeting all your criteria. Have you possibly considered... firing 2 shots, then? A bold suggestion, I know.
>>573665335Of course, have fun zapping bugs, I'll go clear nests in the meantime and get you a few SC drops with my warp pack.
>>573668787can't beat perfection I'm afraid>bayonet>single fire and burst>20 rounds, 8 mags>x10 scope compatiblethe gun just fucks anon
>>573644897my theory is that malicious code didn't know whether to home in the bile titan to you or to your (suddenly) dead friend and it was stuck in stasis until it realised that the malicious code is looking to obvious and just fell down.
>>573669167Malicious code is outside my house fucking my dog right now. Malicious code gave me cavities.
>>573667889malicious balancing
>>573669153it's light pen cuckoldry so it's trash
medcucks hours
>>573669273
>>573669231>malicious codebrother, this is the haha funny team kill game. it's not malice, it's humor - and it's also the only reason this game sold more than 10 copies. if you don't like it, there are about 20 other lootyshootys that are basically the same game.
This is the only primary that is usable AND is relevant on every single enemy front and subfaction.If you do not understand why, you still have the mindset of a pubbie and most likely are an aimlet.
>aiming in a game with half a dozen mechanics made to prevent you from aiminglol
For me it's the PunisherAmmo efficientStaggerKills everything
>>573669612You can clear d10 missions with a toothpick and some chewing gum.The idea that only one weapon is "relevant," just makes you sound like a shitter.
>>573669153Burst is shit but I still use it anyway because it sounds like sex.
>>573669963please tell me you are not lying.please tell me this is not one of the troll recommendations from /hdg/ where I take a "recommended" weapon to D10 and get raped unless I stick close to my team cuz I can't kill shit like with Reprimand
>>573669963The problem with the Punisher is that the Sweeper exists.
>>573669153The GOAT
>>573670240>get raped unless I stick close to my teamMore weapons should be balanced like this.
>>573670106it comes in handy when a berserker pulls a sneaky and you just slam 9 rounds into it in a panic
>>573670240>>573670286I meant to type Plasma Punisher sorryI didn't know or remember there's a regular punisher
>>573670340but what about all the dadgamers who want a cakewalk on D10 or their egos get destroyed??????????
>>573670517You're forgetting about the autists that want the game to be challenging on D10 solo and don't give a shit if it means that D10 with four players is way too easy.
So has anyone tried the cheat engine since the post?
>>573670741I used it to enable Big Head Mode
>>573670812based
the trident is MY wife and you CAN'T use her
How does the narrative that Helldivers are expendable cannon fodder make any sense? They are familiar with 73 primary and secondary weapons. They are free in weapon customisation. They have absolute freedom in mission approach. They are trusted to have gigantic firepower from a destroyer at their will during missions. This creates an image that screams: "elite of the elite". They are moving like Delta Force or any global equivalent. If these guys are supposedly bums then how do elite forces look like?
>>573671736They're very skilled, but they are still expendable. Super Earth doesn't give a shit how many of them die. There is absolutely no intention for a Helldiver to survive their service for more than one mission.
>>573671736Not only that, the average Helldiver's k/d is at the VERY least 100:1. We are definitely not cannon fodder.Expendable though, yes we are. We are probably being "produced" by the thousands as tens or even hundreds of missiles leave training facilities every day packed full of cryofrozen divers.
>>573666745>>573667196They should bring back ap2 dev heads honestly. I'm still salty they nerfed dev legging for ap3.
No head? That's a block (which doubles as a kick).
>>573671736they're expendable in the sense that you could lose one and then send another with the exact same skill set and potential for destruction. Not fodder but you're not losing sleep if a squad wipes.
>>573671915I think super earth does give a shit how many helldivers die.They don't start operations that they believe can't be won. We're the tip of the spear, designed to face overwhelming odds, but aren't thrown away without potential gains.
>>573672295Yeah, but they care the same way they care about ammunition. Helldivers are just a resource to be expended for profit. They are completely replaceable.
>>573671736It doesn't. Helldivers really are the elite of the elite, it's just that the war is so huge and such a meatgrinder that even the elites die at very high rates. As the other anon pointed out, even the worst players get at least a 20:1 KD ratio, which is something you would expect from a seasoned veteran in a modern-day military. The average D10 player comes out with roughly a 100:1 KD ratio at minimum, which would make them a living legend, and we have thousands of such people.Compare this to regular SEAF soldiers, who will probably go 1:1 or 5:1 if they're lucky.
>>573672445>Compare this to regular SEAF soldiers, who will probably go 1:1 or 5:1 if they're lucky.which is crazy knowing they have juiced versions of the liberator and EAT
>>573672375Expensive ammunition!
>>573672445It is worth noting that the K:D ratio includes things like airstrikes, which really wouldn't be included in a real soldiers record. A lot of the enemies Helldivers face are very weak, too. Killing 100 voteless isn't that impressive.I think Helldivers seem very skilled because their entire life has been preparing them to die in twenty minutes. The average Helldiver is probably completely helpless at anything other than shooting a gun or inputting stratagem codes.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242688982077/76561199108851031d10 wahtevs
>>573672802Gaped shitskin moment
>>573672861gucci moment
>>573672802full
>>573672623>can navigate any and all terminals, even automaton terminals>can operate any and all vehicles
>>573673012Those are all clearly designed to be easy to use.
>>573672802based monster fucker lobby
>>573672861>possibly kicked 60 seconds after the lobby went up
>>573673061I think that's just for gameplay. At least in regards to the terminals.I don't think you have to play "connect the pipes" every time you want to re-route flow normally.
>>573673151Tourist or is this a new troon posting tactic?
>>573672861
guccinigger melty inbound
>>573673313Not new, just regular gucci niggers troon posting.He does that shit all the time.
>>573673162I kinda think you do, because it does feel like the joke is how easy it is. It doesn't really add anything to gameplay normally
>>573673386>>573673151>>573672925>>573673449>>573673457>
forced win or a guaranteed nailbiter?
Last time i played flamethrowers were bugged and spore bugs were raping mewhat did i miss?
>>573673501In helldivers 1 you could see your dude literally smashing his head into the monitor, clearly showing you're just some mindless ape with a gun.While it's not so in helldivers 2, it could very well be that the user-interface is so automated and so insanely dumbed down for your "safety" that it actually is pressing the corresponding arrows and spinning wheels while the system does everything for you.In that case, terminals in general are just easy to use and so helldivers are excellent terminal operators still.I still choose to believe terminals are just simplified for gameplay.
today I will remind them
>>573673685You missed the FOMO car
>>573667889>>573669237they don't want you to be able to one-shot devastator heads with an assault rifle because then the value of marksman rifles is pretty much eliminated
>>573673772I don't think helldivers players understand the nuance that making two weapons individually stronger can actually make one of them completely pointless.
>>573673865I don't think devs understand that having recoil means that one shot weapons are typically substantially stronger due to ignoring the downsides of recoil management.
>>573673865seems to work just fine in Left 4 Dead>inb4 le random weapon spawnsdead center chapter 2 says hello
>>573674128game also has systems in place to force you to stick with your team and headshots can somewhat circumvent the DPS discrepancy the weapons have.
>D10 spore bricksWHERE THE FUCK ARE THE SPAWNSWHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DOWHERE ARE THE ENEMIES
>>573675467bug bricks have been fucked for months now, but the community really wants AH to clamp down on cheaters instead of fixing the game :)
>>573675519>bug bricks have been fucked for months now,>monthsI can't remember bug bricks ever not being a snoozefest
>>573675519>jeets had to farm izzat by posting their jeetery on the 'cord>forced AH to take action or get a stern letter from snoyMan I hate jeets.
>>573675519my favorite part is that entire post is dedicated SC generators and not actual cheats like rapid fire, infinite ammo and all that stuff. Its just reddit moralfagging for the corps and brands they worship while the swedes farm izzat for "fixing the player economy". Get a wall of runes for SC gens but when it comes to patching year old bugs they get real quiet.
>>573672802>>573673091GGs
>>573669273niggas just adsd the cuck word to anything nowadays
>>573677514I am cucked by society because no gf
Are we in a fun patch now?
hellowhere warbond
>>573672802its so sad what t2 had to go through as a child
>two more days until the MO endsi wonder what kind of niggetry will joel do
>1/3 into July already>Not even an announcementIt's so fucking over. We should have just let them sell us the new FRVs, but everyone had to act like spoiled, entitled children :(
>>573678563His only option is to attack Terrek. Erata is a megacity planet, so any attacks there will take 48 hours, which can only happen after the current defense is won, which will be after the 48-hour threshold. He also can't attack Terrek for another 7 or so hours, since Eagle Storm is active, so he's limited to only a single attack.
>>573679116B-BUT MUH PLAYER DRIVEN NARRATIVE :(The MOnkeys told me this was a win for us players :(
>>573679116All this shit because niggers wanted mech customization
>How dare you ask for things to be better???!!!1 Just consume slop and don't ask questions!The request was reasonable, no one forcing the retards at Arrowhead to fuck up the representation. I hope both of you nigger cattle slaves understand that.
>>573672802GGs lads
lobbbby kooko
ill take one for the team
>>573672802ggz frens, they're calling her best girl of the millennium
Oh yeah bro it's so hecking based you can just post whatever in the helldiver general!!!
>>573682098why are you even on this website? It's like going on bluesky and bitching about trannies
>do a bug mission for theMO>all 4 of us bring exo suits>final objective, my exo's ammo is expended>as the objective finishes hop on top of a teammates exo to catch a ride back to extract (fuck actually walking)>, person piloting the exo I am riding is spazzing out, stomping and twisting back and forth>thinking they are fending off the end of a breach as we leave>eventually gets out and just fucking shoots meI'll never understand what makes some people mad
>>573664475At minimum we'll have to wait for the defense campaigns on the two MO planets to finish.
>page 8hat
>>573683157Why don't you post some more anime horses to really drive the point home tranny.
>>573686865ded gaemAH has successfully choked its golden goose to death
>>573682098bro is this the only thread you browse on /vg/? it happens in 99% of the threads
>>573687914>choked its golden goose to deathmore like left to be malnourished
>>573683184Don't try to understand the mind of a bugnigger.
doing these spore missions with pubbies and eagle storm is really something
"As it stands, what you see is now what you get with ARC Raiders. There is no compelling late-game. There is no endgame to speak of, nothing to surprise a long-time player, and nothing to look forward to for months at a time. On top of that, if their previous "big updates" are to be our measuring stick, there's no compelling reason to believe these twice-yearly updates will add more than a couple hours of worthwhile content.Past a point, all that's left for a player of this ostensible "live service" is the exact same PvE content on loop"sound familiar?
wasn't that supposed to be the helldivers killer
>>573689274>the entire content treadmill in your live service game is essentially comprised of a small set of mmo weeklies and waiting a very long time for content drops that will be drained within the week of releasingthings shouldn't have to be so bad
>>573689749They fill different niches I'd say, ARC doesn't feel the same.
>>573689689I would still be playing helldivers 2 if it never received any updates post-exosuit
>>573689689i stopped playing that piece of shit game after the developers started defending the free kits with white weapons (specifically the rattler, arguably the ferro) genuinely being more dangerous than players fully kitted with legendary weapons. No endgame, and no future whatsoever.
Hey guys I'm going to Patriot Hut, you want anything?
>>573690004oops, i meant the stitcher, not the rattler (nerfgun)
>>573668747if you think Helldivers 2 is "mowing down hordes of brainless NPCs" like a L4D or Darktide, you're retarded. so many normies dont realize they're playing a softcore milsim PVE extraction shooter thats only pretending to be a horde shooter, which is evident via how authentic the damage model is towards Helldivers (you can survive all sorts of stupid shit like real life humans can, but one rock going too fast in a tiny specific spot will kill them instantly). just like how Super Earth is pretending to be heroes when they're just a greedy, neoliberal, ultracapitalist, totalitarian empire that caused all the problems its currently experiencingthis message is brought to you by Automaton Gang
>>573690159get wings
>live service done right>it's exactly the same as live service done wrongreally activates my almonds
>>573690280So much this. Do you mind if I repost this to drive the point home to the right wing chuds squatting on the reddits?
>>573671509nobody uses that shit bro you are safe
>>573690359>we're gonna do it the right way>proceeds to do it the wrong way like many beforemany such cases
>>573690159don't forget the fries like last time
>>573690280Wonder if we'll ever get to fight those bots in the broadcast
>>573690478cut content sorry Anon
>>573690554More like concept art of automatons
>>573690478that big fella on the right looks way more interesting than the outsourced cartoons we have now
>>573690687it's just a devastator but starwarsified
>>573690656wrong Anon, they were in the early leaks that iron sight posted 2024.
>half of the summer is gone>still no contentwtf
>>573691015erm, you guys don't take 6 month vacations?
>>573690990>Trust me bro, the leaktranny told me soCute headcanon, lil guy.
>>573691117its ok Anon keep bootlicking Arrowhead if you want
>>573691241>"If you don't believe my headcanon then youre a heckin' bootlicker!"Thats not what that word means, lil guy. Is that part of your headcanon too?
Next warbond will be about scooping up dog shit off the ground. My favorite leaktranny iron sights told me so. If you don't believe me you're an arrowhead bootlicker
>2026 July>he still thinks he is getting content this summerLMAO
>>573691642>T. arrowhead bootlicker
>slaps youre shit
>ezgif.com-resize-video.mp4
>>573692201>just use this ffmpeg script or webm for retards that may or may not work bro and guess the file size with the bitrateif I can accomplish my shit in 2 clicks instead why not?
>>573692351damn that's a lot of words to spell out "I'm retarded"
>bad faith posting starts as soon as Gucci leaves my lobbyCan someone host another one so he goes to playing the game again and stops posting here?
New warbond leak
HOLY SHIT GUCCI JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>573692434>t. arrowhead bootlicker
I forgot this website even supports mp4 now
>>573692543GUCCI LITERALLY KILLED MY DOG AND THEN RAPED MY MOM
I to am gucci sniggers
we are gucci
>>573692471>as soon as Gucci leaves my lobbywhy are you playing with gucci
>>573692484fuck you I fell for the bait 8/10 because it didn't make me hornywhat the fuck is that thing anyway?
die
>>573692135melee is very shitto desu
>be helldiver>just finished d10 spore burst solo run>still running off stims and adrenaline>eyes are fucking pinned like fucking catherine wheels>get back to super destroyer>see thisWhat do I FUCKING do bros?
>>573692835agreed, but I respect retardivers who insist on using it for fun and then dying all the time
>>573692913throw him over the fencing to where the eagle is and go rape the closest abdodiver near me
>>573692913You need to be put to death
>>573692763An alien
>>573692913I don't even wanna rape that thing bro...
Day 24 of not playing this game. Yesterday I debated on playing but I was able to resist the devils temptation after seeing some videos and learning how the TCS missions were extremely overhyped and I'm not missing out on much.I do not like how the reload animation for some weapons slightly clips through your Helldiver's armor in a weird way, or the way your character's left arm sometimes phases through the backpack during certain idle animations
>>573692698ded general, beggars can't be choosers type shit, he is still better than a random pub.As long as he doesn't teamkill and doesn't die often he can vibe in my lobby
>>573692913stop spamming your trash here, doom_captain
>>573693281>Has to play with the grown man that spends his time shitting up a thread every day, all dayThats fucking grim
when are you retards going to learn how to filter and ignore attention whores?
>>573693445>Has to play with the grown man that spends his time shitting up a thread every day, all daythat's most of regular lobby joiners
>>573693445a lot less grim than playing with pubbies
>>573693540My experience with pubs has been perfectly fine. Turn off crossplay if you're still getting shitters.
>>573693510not me though just so we're clear
did the last patch fix the hosting crash when a 4th player joins or no?
>the pooturgese animal now have to samefag himself to repair his image as a totally chill guy who is competent at the game
>>573693685yes>>573693683ESPECIALLY youyou know what you did
>>573693685yes, not happening anymore
>>573690385of course you may. I can imagine a lot of redditors probably point to the in-universe propaganda as a gotcha when trying to prove Helldivers are elite spec ops (Supa Urf sed so!!), instead of the kamikaze paratroopers literally wearing superhero capes that they are. If the community agrees that gameplay is canon, then that means for every one exceptional Helldiver soloing an entire army, there's countless Helldivers wiping their squad with the Orbital Napalm Barrage they threw at a scavenger.
>>573693490it's only a couple retards that actually fall for the bait. When the whore doesn't get the replies xhe desires xhe just starts replying on cooldown to xher own posts with different personalities. It's pathetic really
how do I suppress my desires to rape Gucci?
>>573690280>which is evident via how authentic the damage model is towards Helldivers
>>573693931he's free use.Go ahead
>>573693963is that a cat ear helmet?maybe your tail got stuck on something?
>>573692763You're lucky anon, you could have seen some really fucked up xeno propaganda
>>573694025I think you have mild to severe brain damage
>>573694194maybe you should damage some pussy LMAO
>>573694187>How about... some... rocks?Those are stones.
>>573694025It's a spike, anon...
>>573694379you fell for bait
>>573694264If they come from space they're rocks
>>573694420Poe's Law
>>573694489copeyou got fucking rolled anon
>>573694420>be wrong and embarrassed>haha it was just bait
>>573694520You're really good at acting like a retard. I imagine you have a lot of experience being one for real.
mew mew mew mew im a little attention whore
>>573694615...and other things that people who got completely devastated online say
>>573694615Bodied that freak.Well done
>>573692135kino
>>573693281just block him and increase the chances that he paints his shed with his brain matterfilter his dogshit posts too while you're at it, they're always the same
>>573694187AHHHHHHHHH LIBERTY SAVE ME
>>573694694He destroyed you, dude.
>>573694841I hate that because of the ots camera you have to aim for some arbitrary point if you actually want to hit weakpoints with the bayonet. Helldivers 1 had the same issue where you'd have to adjust your aiming point slightly because it was isometric. Just really annoying and another thing that detracts from the realism
>>573693602Every third worlder/Russian/chink is using pc and they're the worst players. I have just as many pc players blocked as console. However I will note every xbox player has ended up on my blocklist for some reason.
>>573695794you just fell for bait
>>573695794Bodied that freak.Well done.
is it me or bug missions give less weapon xp?
how do you still need weapon xp? don't you play the game?
>not having already everything leveled already
we are all shit bucket tier unemployed losers here
>>573696015Bricks and TCS missions give low EXP due to the lack of side objectives and bases to clear.
>>573668747pve but the e stands for everything
>>573695794timezones are a thing, anon.
>>573696015Depends on the mission big boy.
are they banning cheaters?
>>573698109>are they banningnyo
thank you, buGODs
>>573687829Umadivers?
>>573698109dyrb??
>>573687829Don't mind if i do
>>573698251>Needed to be given the easiest MO imaginable>"bugods"
uh oh sour grape bot tranny alert
thats not what sour grapes means you retard
>>573692484>>573694187Do NOT fuck space monsters
>>573698809>botchuds coping and seething>as alwaysWhat's the track record on completed MOs, again? Maybe on day you retards will be able to accomplish an MO, junior. Til then leave it to the chads, chud
>>573699307>What's the track record on completed MOs, again?You lost 3 times in a row.Omicron and the previous 2 MO objectives. Botchads have met every single objective.
>>573699490>What's the track record on completed MOs, again?don't cherrypick the well-known record. Botchads have failed probably far more than completed and there is nothing you can do about it besides cry
>2 indians hurling cow shit at each other over which faction have gained more izzat pointSHUT. THE. FUCK. UP
>>573699646>"Whats the record, huh?">"You lost the last 3 MOs">"D-D-D-D-DONT CHERRYPICK! THAT DOESNT COUNT"
Imagine if there was a global chat in game
reminder that the only ones you should be mad at are the jannies for allowing shitposting to flourish here>they know there's a problem>intentionally refuse to fix it most of the time anyways
>>573700056the moderation has gone worse ever since the hackguess it makes sense since a lot of the staff fucked off because they got doxxed (ACTUAL doxx not some screenshots of steam profiles)
>>573700056jannies only really do anything when someone posts an attractive biological female that is not an anime.
>>573700248this is because troons mass report them
>>573700189>doing janny-sary work for the mongolian basket weaving forum with your work/school email
I'm going to have some morning sex with my girlfriend and then make a lobby after that so stay tune.
>>573700504being a janny means you need to give your irl info not just your mailprobably required by glowies
>>573700596send my congratulations for her passable transition, nice work on getting the HRT doses right!
>>573700248>jannies delete off topic junkand that's a good thing, post it somewhere else retard
>fortnitecator lobbyi shan't join
>>573700774beat me to it, I also shan't join sexhaver lobbies
>>573700690you need to touch grass sometimes my man
>shoot at center mass of a non-AT enemy with my lib pen>it eventually diesWhy would I need more?
>>573700727>jannies delete off topic junkThey don't thoughever.
I decided to actually look up to see how many MO's were won between Bots and Bugs (Not counting Joint MO's) and the tally came as follows: Bots 49Bugs 59Sources: https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Major_Orders_of_2024https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Major_Orders_of_2025https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Major_Orders#July_2026
kill yourself
kys
>>573701236I want to rape not the robutt, but the guy who keeps slopping her
deepthroat a shotgun ASAP.
>>573701236kill yourself jeet
why is the robutt always sweaty
I LOVE YOU ROBUTT :D
>>573701382Coolant
>>573701236botxisters... our response?!?
>>573701382>why is AI slop, slopgee I wonder
I play a lot less than i want to cause I need to grind out entire warbonds to try the 1-2 cool weapons or stratagems I see people use. Recent ''we'll attack cheaters! no, we cant actually ban them yet btw'' means I should probably add myself a couple unlocks while I still can. Anyone got info on how the cool kids do it? Tried asking on reddit but they dicksuck the devs way too hard
>>573701436its simply because bots are so much harder even though they all die in one shot and the enemies that dont die in one shot are basically immobile and fabricators can be sniped from across the entire map and reinforcement waves can be wiped by one nigga with a RR
>>573701776all the public methods posted previously here do not work anymore, you will have to do your own research. we know as much as you do.
>>573701261>>573701306>>573701359>>573701363instead of giving free (you)s just report and ignore
>>573701236Faction players don't care about the MO, only MOnkeys do.
I wonder how does the person at AH responsible for Ultimatum feels having permanently fucked up the secondary meta?
>>573702562Implying a retard like that can self-reflect.
>>573702853I mean, they did make it so that Siege Ready does not give an additional spare rocket/ammo/shell/whatever anymore, so they are atleast a little bit self-aware.
>>573702562helldiver blow up funny haha > power gap > meta of a game you don't play
>>573702562better question is - who put a crosshair on it
>>573703050it was me, sorry.
>>573646783>>573675519>>573677035I am convinced it was arrowhead people themselves that push the narratives, there is no player feedback in reality. This just happened to be a convenient way to get more money. Truly propaganda 101.
>>573702562imo the pissile is a vastly better secondary; ultimatum + GP characteristics, with a far larger safety margin.>4 total rounds, meaning you get a decent amount of uses if you want to close bug holes in a pinch, or just need to shoot an impaler's face off without wasting 50% of your ammo.>no projectile drop, making it extremely easy to aim and way less likely to miss your target, without even mentioning the guidance, also makes it have more than twice the range of the Ulti or the GP.>small AoE makes it very safe to use even in short ranges.>no arming distance or ricochet bullshit, also making it safer & more reliable than the GP's random bullshit ricochets.
>>573702562Ultimatum isn't even that good anymore.Sometimes the fucking veto is more fun and helpful against bugs.And usually you want the warrant against squids.And against bots the pissile is absurdly great.And that's without counting stim pistol's utility, talon's burst, educator's stealth and utility and the crisper's massive burst and AOE with better ammo economy.There are a lot of secondaries without real niches, but the ultimatum isn't the issue. The issue is that most secondary weapons are just >shitty magdumping/meleeing at extremely close range Give a secondary some utility, decent burst and pen like the Veto, and suddently it has a good niche in which it's better than the ultimatum 9 out of 10 times.
>>573704485utimacum and kekmite are overrated
>>573704920designed reddit weapons
>>573704485>veto is more fun and helpful against bugs...sure, I guess the stagger could be decent on bugs, if only the reload wasn't so bad>warrant against squids????? what? for the sole purpose of shooting jepack seers? just fucking shoot them with your primary or support weapon>pissile is absurdly greatyea>stim pistol's utilitypffffft come on now>talon's burstsure.>educator's stealth>>stealh>crisper's massive burst and AOE with better ammo economycrisper is really cool until you realize a singular incendiary grenade does what it does far better, faster and safer
>>573705332>????? what? for the sole purpose of shooting jepack seers? just fucking shoot them with your primary or support weaponNo? Warrant kills them instantly without me having to aim on their bodies that can unironically outrun handling on most weapons, why would I waste primary or support ammo on them?>crisper is really cool until you realize a singular incendiary grenade does what it does far better, faster and saferNo, it kills heavies really fast with direct hosing.
>>573705559Crispr doesn't kill stuff fast, but it does kill everything and has alot of ammo for a secondary.
>>573706427It kills tanks in 0.6s and factory striders in a canister
>>573706427It rapes all heavies on the bot front really quickly, actually
>>573706509I cannisters takes quite a while to empty, and it takes a pretty long time to kill hulks with it aswell.It's better than most people give it credit, but you're overhyping it a bit.
>>573694841>>573692135Anyone shanked a warstrider to death in the crotch yet?
>>573706725Chainsaw stun rapes striders :D
>no lobbies in over eight fucking hoursWhat the hell is wrong with you, /hdg/?steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242743180236/76561198120804312Coin flip decides faction
>>573706834chainsaw to the dick? How cruel
>>573706693Have some foid and slopturbers gameplay https://www.youtube.com/shorts/txGYvdlJRJ8?feature=sharehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/YSq5_IdjWQ4?feature=sharehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3zKGDmr_fI
>>573706932Bottom surgery for tranny striders
>>573706909FVLL
>>573706909>What the hell is wrong with you, /hdg/?too busy cleaning my house and masturbating to bugdiver inbetween
>>573707034Those warstriders have to be damaged or there is some desync fuckery going on, because the crisper doesn't do that.
>>5737069093/4
>>573707336Since the hip joint nerf it does that 100% every time
>>573707336>doesn't play the game award
>>573707336>helldivers fan when they have to discuss the state of the game they don't play
Again I get an urge to play and when I check the thread I missed a lobby by two minutes wtf all week like this
>>573706909>no lobbies in over eight fucking hoursthat's beacuse there isno content
Imagine playing the game and ending up arguing with an anon that doesn't even play the game about something.Now imagine how much worse the situation must be on discord and reddit.
Opinions on the new SC monitoring system?
>>573707862'cord lobby.
>>573708124they already admitted that they are not going to ban anyone so it is all just one huge nothingburger hellbomb
You know, sometimes I see players that are really bad at the game, so I suggest them to use the shields and supply packs (diapers). And they'll get angry at the suggestion.Imagine someone shitting themselves and someone suggests they use the toilet or a diaper and then they get angry at them.Mentally indian.Just use the fucking diaper crutches you stupid crippled shitter.
>>573708332>they already admitted that they are not going to ban anyone so it is all just one huge nothingburger hellbombwhere?
>>573708468Hes misquoting. He said they currently dont have the means to ban people.
>>573708468on the official discord server, don't have the screenshot, but I am sure you can find it in the last 1 or 2 threads because it was posted here and mocked relentessly
>>573708540>>573708550So like all they can do is flag your account or something?
>>573708771No idea. Nobody has had the balls to find out.
You did not linked your account to psn right anon?
>>573708540why would Sham admit this publicly is he retarded?!
>>573709202Humiliation fetish.
>>573709202He's either retarded, or baiting overconfident cheaters into being detected and then stealing their izzat.Given he's both swedish and indian, honestly either outcome is possible.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242747126542/76561199586955078bots
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242747456882/76561197993853021The pissening has commenced
>>5737102832/4
>2 lobbies at oncewtf alive general???
>>573709062holy esl
>>573709202I mean we havnt had any of the cheaters here talk about farming SC so it either way the deterrent of "what might happen" has worked. We used to have people constantly posting images of them spawning in SC whenever the topic gets brought up and now theyre all suspiciously quiet.
>>573710283>>573710398
do we still have to wait two days to get the new gun
>>573710890SC-spawner was a bro. Was in a lobby where he made custom exosuits.
>>573710283join, faggots. i aint got all day
>>573710890>suspicious "networking" update deployed a while ago>public post claiming that they are aware of the SC cheats and they are going to do something about itYou would have to be retarded to start cheating in SC now.Or very brave.
>>573711390Funny, because I remember all the cheaters saying they wouldnt care if they got banned for cheating but now theyre no where to be seen.A bunch of pussy ass posers here.
"I don't read fine print but I imagine cheated currency is never getting touched, especially if you have purchased SC in your account. Then again they did alter the super citizen edition to give a token instead of 1000SC."
>>573711516>A bunch of pussy ass posers here.LARP has no limits indeed
>>573710890that's only because the good cheat menu stopped getting updates due to some tooncord faggotry>>573711308this. its not the same without funny lobbies
>>5737102833/4
>>573711390>>573711516Arrowhead was collecting data on the rate at which players got SC, which is why there is a cap to how much you can get per mission, I think it was at 210 last time.Anyways, they literally cannot tell apart legit earnings of SC to fake ones, they just don't track that data, unless that changed in this latest update they still don't.To be honest I think its bullshit, pulling this off would require monitoring millions of missions and the account balances of every single account at the same time
>>573711516Would they even still be playing? The type of person still playing seem to be in an abusive relationship or a cock sucker
the worst part about the cheat stuff is that Arrowhead will ban people for playing custom galactic war too.
But that's the best part?
>>573711828Youre coping
>>573711940>trannie mod users getting bannedgood
>>573711940>the worstretard
>>573710283full
>>573668335>I don't trust these fucks to count to 3Well they certainly limit themselves on that front.
What's the expected attack level on terrek to finish out the MO? I'm thinking 30. Can't make it too hard or the players will have a melty losing the new gun but has to be hard enough to make the defense drag out a bit.
i need some friends to play with. anyone want to add me on steam? foreskinavenger. i went in with randoms and got my ass kicked.
>>573710747esl king for you sir
>>573715196Just host a lobby link here bro
>>573715196read the op newfriend
>>573690906with that size? its probably a proto hulk
>>573715196lobby doko
Why are they advertising marksman rifle Against a faction that is fighting you at a distance of 2 meters
>>573716503Every faction fights you at a distance of 2 meters if you wait long enough.
>>573716632Yes, but these are fucking bugs, this faction is designed for close combat
>>573715196posting a lobby is easy, fast, and you don't need to get overly familiar by adding any anons as friends to do it.
>>573699889without the ability to ban anyone? oh dear oh dear
>>573716503Knowing AH, they're going to give it AP3 just like the Coyote. Meaning you can click heads against Devastators and Overseers.
>>573717124Did you really expect the bigger version of the Coyote to actually be light pen?
>>573699889"N___ N__ N_____ N______""BUGFAGGOTS SHOULD HANG KILL ALL BUGFAGGOTS""transexxuals for Super Earth!! Happy pride!!! Salute!!!""This game is fucking cancer I can't stop getting into missions with mouthbreathing retards that throw orbital barrages in defense objectives, killing the whole team and interrupting progress for like 5 minutes""Anyone that doesn't see the satire of super earth is a FASCIST!""Chuds don't even know the game is making fun of them LoL!""N____ N______ N______ N____ N_____"I can't believe 4chan made me edit this post so I don't get flagged as spam
Can we stop posting disgusting tranime for once
>>573707034>foidanon...
>>573716503>>573716962oink oink
>>573717432and yet it's still spam
>>573717697https://www.instagram.com/tana_sukke_gamingThis is a troon? Not that I care, but it's either an ugly asian foid or a low test asian male that ended up passable as an ugly asian foid if you don't care about him as a human being.
>>573716503shooting flesh is cooler than clankers
>>573717432this isn't chinese
>Bugchasers are actually going to bore rockGenuinely surprising
>>573716962>this faction primarily uses melee, so that means the most effective way to fight them is close range!!!I know being retarded is a sport around here but jesus christ. I'll make it easy to understand: if a man wants to stab you, what is the safest/most effective way to stop them? Run up close to them and risk getting stabbed to shotgun them, or shoot them with a marksman rifle 300 meters away from their stabbing range? Obviously a close range option is good if something fucks up and you let them get close, but if we're strictly talking efficacy here, why would you NOT be shooting the melee-only foes from as far a distance as possible?
>>573718397I called it last night >>573602831
>>573718537Why are they so obsessed with ACKmar anyway?
>>573718496>if a man wants to stab youBut the situation isn't a man wanting to stab you, it's three dozens of methheads running at you full sprint without any regard for their life, Even if you are Simo Hayha or Christopher Kyle you are not killing that many before they close in on you, therefore the need to prioritize crowd control and fast rate of fire.
self-report
>>573716503>>573716962stop posting lust provoking images with time wasting question
>>573718846>it's three dozens of methheads running at you full sprint without any regard for their life90% of bugs move at the pace of a geriatric patient. Youll be fine.
guys please stop screaming nigger in my lobbies my mom will hear.
>>573719005I thought we were talking about Spore Strain
>>573718496Considering it's a horde of niggas trying to shank you I'd rather have magazine size and consistent RoF or AoE explosive if we're engaging at a distance
>>573718397A second invasion wave will hit in the next 10-15 hours and the majority will abandon the ability to do a Circumvallation.
>>573718974>lust provoking
>>573719115Yeah, you also thought we were talking about video games too. But I'm gonna rape you, nigga. Turn around.
>>573717982(s)he's your freedom alliance commanding officer chud!
>>573719225Why fight on a woods planet when you could instead fight on a TCS planet?
>>573710283gg ig
>>573719275yes
>>573719552that's a humanoid, but to each their own I guess
>>573719342forgot to attach picrel
>>573717982>This is a troon?Idk. You tell me.
>>573719690epoooooog :3
>>573719690>>573719842>some retard actually thought this aberration was a female
>>573719690>>573719842Thai troons at least put in some effort to pass
>>573719673At least it's not a bug or squid, right?
>>573720036yeah, I totally wouldn't a bug or squid
>>573719974cope and rope
>>573720225>>573719940The ugly troon looks more like a woman than baconator and the writer for this game, so.
>Haven't played the game for a couple of days.>Saw the news about SC.>Well, it doesn't affect me since I don't cheat or farm them on easy mode.>-200 SC
>>573720284homo delusions
>>573720321>-200 SC?
>>573720453>>573720225What no reading comp does to a Zigga
>>573720453No no, he's got a point. Look at this garbage
>/hdg/ - Homosexual Delusions General
Stop posting 3dpd
>>573720581I have no idea. I had 1000 SC to buy a new warbond and they just took 200 of them. Almost all of these SC came from other Warbonds too.
>>573720720The type of phenotype you would see from a housemaid knitting a blanket in the medieval period.
>>573720914You sure you didn't buy a random super store item? I cheated my stuff and I haven't had a decrease.Pretty sure you are imagining it.
>>573720940stop, now you're making me think she's actually pretty, in a humble, medieval kind of way.
>>573721980You have to realize that she is a pure untainted Aryan. If you feel attraction for anyone OTHER than her, you are spiritually brown.
>>573720914you are going shizo anon, I cheated in 66k SC and still got 66k SC
>>573720914anon with 6.9k SC, of which 5k were mooched off a cheater herestill have my 6.9k. So you're likely hallucinating bro, sorry to break it to you.
>>573720914meds
>>573721980>>573722076>fetishizing fat ugly bastard women
>>573722329>fat ugly bastard womenDamn, you just made me imagine her pinning me down and extracting my seed for her infernal breeding. Ughhhhhhh it's so fucking hot.
>>573722448Foid-coded post. No sane man would want to fuck that thing. I bet you are fat and ugly too.
>bug divers immediately going to Bore Rock because fuck the devsThis is really funny
>>573721980If she lost about 18kg, did a basic skin care routine, learned how to do makeup appropriate for her complexion, fixed her teeth, got a better haircut with bangs to cover her 5head, started wearing properly fitted clothes, ditched the lesbian glasses for some contacts... well I still wouldn't fuck her because she's an arrowhead dev, but it'd be a start.
>>573722553What's the matter anon? Is your SWORD not big enough to defeat even the more foul of beasts?
>>573701236considering their blatant bias and need to farm izzar by giving the bot side completely unwinnable MOs and/or otherwise intended losses like jeet brigade etc i am very surprised to see that bugchasers aren't further aheadeither botgods defy all odds or bugchasers are THAT pathetic
>>573723246>doubling down on redditdation
Rape victim cope hours
>>573723364Or maybe you have persecutory delusions.
>>573722553>No sane man would want to fuck that thing.>knows what a foid is>doesn't know the incel/redpill/blackpill parroted fact that no matter how ugly a woman is she can still get a boyfriend at any time if she just stops chasing ChadI can guarantee you there are atleast a few million virgin men who will happily settle with her if she gives them a chance.
>>573723528what next, are you going to call arrowhead competent developers?
>>573723246>SWORD...HERO?
I thought all the deltatroons roped by now
>>573720720>>573720940some make-up and facial cleanser for that greasy face would go a long way>>573723658the humanGOD slayer and tamer of tight DOECUNT
>>573723658>trannyruneToby Fox is responsible for atleast 50% of all the gay niggers online because the game groomed them since they were a child.
>>573722698Niggas would rather start a whole new invasion on a 1.5% resistance planet than finish an easy squid one that was almost complete
>>573723608>I can guarantee you there are atleast a few million virgin men who will happily settle with her if she gives them a chanceIdk about settling but would pump and dump
>>573723801trvke he's objectively made the world worse by existing
>>573723861Chad would pump and dumb.25+ year old virgin redditor will marry her and worship as a queen until he dies.
>>573723608>no sane man would want to fuck that thing>actually insane and desperate subhumans would fuck that thingThanks for agreeing with me?Now post a picture to confirm to everyone you are also fat and ugly?
>>573723830fuck squids
>>573724229Don't threaten me with a good time
I don't get ithow to brapdivers DO it?the sterilizer doesn't kill anything and enemies still target you even while confused do they bring actual support weapons and just use gas stratagems
>>573724684>do they bring actual support weapons and just use gas stratagemsYes along with gas nades. Sterilizer is a joke. maybe it will get love when we get a backpack brapper.
>>573724684>bring actual support weapons and just use gas stratagemsyes. As you may have figured, hard-focusing on a single element is a severely dumb move. Use OGS, Brap nades, Brapdog or speargun, then switch to DPS-dealing weapons, as additional gas really won't do much better damage. Similar concepts apply to all other helldivers 2 elements; fire, arc, piss, explosions, dakka, are all at their best when mixed with others.
Are they building the clankstar on Marfark?
>>573718974Stop telling me what to do.
>>573725674Post more upskirts, especially ones that are relevant to discussion of Helldivers 2.
>>573725674rape
>>573725674oink oink
Cyborgs have such a dope battle track
>>573725905too bad I turn off music so I could basically wallhack by listening for enemy sounds :(
>>573725674xryu xryu
>>573725674anime girls' upskirts and pantyhouse are helldivers coded and on topic
>>573723608I Do Not "pump" I Do Not "dump" and I Do Not "settle'' if can't get the girl i want then i die ALONE
>>573727798holy based
>heh, atleast Helldivers 2 is not as dead as Warfr-ACK!how the fuck do they do it
>>573725905warbonds also have pretty good music
>>573728151>how the fuck do they do itBy actually giving a shit and giving their players what they want and recognizing what the players want their game to be instead of doubling down on some selfish fantasy only the devs care about.
>>573728348>giving a shit and giving their players what they wantWhy is it so hard for swedish devs to grasp this?
>>573728151>spectators = playersUnironic tranny mindset
>>573728682izzat is much more important than you think.also, they are working on Helldivers 3 that they believe will be a guaranteed success, so they can "afford" to tread HD2 playerbase like shit.
>>573728813They said their next project is not Helldivers related
>>573728151DE is pretty competent compared to AH
>>573728813>they are working on Helldivers 3anon they're not even working on Helldivers 2 lmao. they stopped working after six months to work on the new game which they've already confirmed is not helldivers. They're trying as hard as possible to distance themselves from this game and its players so they can be the next From Software™ or Blizzard™
>>573729658The sheer arrogance of thinking they can be as acclaimed as Fromsoft when Helldivers 2 is in such a shit state is honestly incredible
>>573729253>>573729658wow great even more depressing news, thanks.
>>573729783They said this years ago.
>>573729783why would you want them to make the next helldivers game? why would you want to play any new Arrowhead game?
>>573729658They'll be the next Bungie. Aiat.
>>573724684brapdiving with the cremator and pacifier is the way
>>573728348If they gave you people what you wanted, the game would be shit and I wouldn't want to play it.
>>573715784>>573717023>>573715894>>573716041the catbox is 404
>>573732209>cucked by your ISP provided family-friendly censored DNS serverwomp wompuse a VPN or change your DNS to cloudflareor refer to image provided
>>573732209you're either retarded or have a shitty ISP
>>573732649>HD2MM>when Arsenal existsthis super ancient unc guide needs to be updated
Wasn't there supposed to be some big Cyborg counter offensive?
>>573733484She can counter my offensive with her bot pussy
>>573732096>I wouldn't want to play it.Oh no, how horrible.
>AH finally develops the means to ban cheaters (this is unknown technology apparently) >Proceeds to ban everyone by accident
>>573733994My point is that you're retarded for thinking that the key to success for this game is just making it whatever YOU in particular want. Why would the devs torpedo the games appeal just for you?
>>573733781it's all wires and oil anon
>>573734306Even BETTER!
>>573734306good, that means I can thrust with full force of democracy without holding back!
>>573734306oil me up bb
grow up
lobby doko?
>another void attackoh boy i love a giant purple shit stain on the mapanyways, lobby let's do this shitsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242771416724/76561198008364447
>>5737357672/4
>squidsoh god anything but that
>ppl complain about no lobby>lobby up>ppl complain about squidsyou guys...
>>573735767fvll?
>>573735767Full
>>573734119And you're a retard for not understanding whats being talked about.
>>573738468enlighten me.
>>573738693Its not just one person theyre appealing to. Theyre appealing to the majority of people asking for the same things. And now youre going to double down on arguing in bad faith.
>>573739179I don't know if there's a consensus among the community on pretty much anything. Even in this thread you have different people either completely devoted to light pen, or convinced that medium pen is mandatory. Maybe there is a majority opinion, but I haven't seen any real evidence of it.
bad faith it is
>>573739383>Doubling down on bad faith arguments
>>573739492>>573739538Please describe how what I said is "bad faith".
>>573739718>Tripling down
Bugs fresh3/4steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242775594589/76561197986229160
ITS TIME HELLDIVERSsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242775625877/76561198309824104
someone make a real lobby
>>573741953fvll
>>573723658Tranny slop>>573723797Gross furfag self inserting as a troon lol
>>573741953Gamergirl moment
>>573735767>KeidOh! You were doing so well?Fuck you! Here's another EXOSTORM.>t. Joel
>>573742504wheres the abdomera body
>>573743290Even when we win the most winnable of MO's, Joel must have his Izzat
>>573743420in hell where it belongs
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242777112076/76561198309824104ze bugs
>>573743676>>573742082which one do i join
I know how to stop the Helldivers. What if we put these all over our worlds, that way they can't emerge from their holes.
>>573744395we have things that kill helldivers in droves at home
i think this place gave me a tranny fetish
>>573746740I'm sorry anon, I tried to save you v_v
>>573744395Too expensive, plant trees.
So does the player base completely ignore the squid front unless it's an MO?Jeez they really need to separate the galactic modifiers
>>573747868Generally the player base ignores anything outside of an MO.
hi eaglechan
>>573748337what a DUMB UGLY plane
>>573747821
>>573749564
What is it about appropriators that drops the average IQ of randos?
Redpill me on De-Escalator
>>573750709no.
>>573750709>Would be considered the worst support weapon in the game if Sterilizer didn't exist
>>573750709its good /hdg/ cucks are not ready for the son of zeus
>>573750709You can't kill yourself with itArcs have heavy penetrationCan oneshot hulks in the eyeStuns shit on direct hitOg Grenade Launcher feels like it does more damage though
>>573750709It's for gachafags
>>573750709Let's go gambling but less fun than the arc thrower.
>>573750709It's advertised as a less-lethal crowd control weapon, but is in fact a single-damage heavy killer with poor ammo economy.
>>573750709it's basically a rounds reload grenade launcher that clears chaff just as well and has a tiny bit of AT gimmick
is there list where boosters tell what they do in numbers?
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK NEW ENEMY???????!!!!@!!!!
>>573752417wow is that goebbels
>>573752417I want to have sex with this bnuuy... if you catch my drift
>>573752495DUDE
>>573752845WEED
>>573752938LMAO
Anyone else stick with one armor consistently? For me, it’s the Jaguar set and the Executioner’s Canopy cape.
>received 1 (one) blank upon logging inthanks I think
>>573642928>>573643279They need to hurry up and give us that stratagem ball launcher because I am fed up and tired of having to dismount to respawn my stupid nigger teammates.
>>573750709despite looking like a weapon that kills and crowd controls chaff, its basically a primary that kills heavy to medium enemies in the amount an amr would but random in how many shots it takes, you can potentially kill hulks, appropriator mechs, tanks/cannon turrets and etc in as little as one grenade but this is completely rng so it could take two or more
What if teammates didn't just run off on their own and die?
>>573753094de-escalator fags look like that??
Whatever happened to the Star of Peace anyway?
>>573753064B-01 has genuinely grown on me. It's very aesthetically pleasing, and +50 armor has often been just enough to keep me alive after some bullshit.
>>573754762bugdivers can't get the dark fluid to fire it
>>573754791Why not use B-01 plus?
>>573753064Any of the Reduced Signature armors because of the disadvantage of being the host.
>>573753064
>>573753064Democracy protects me 90% of the timeParade commander and steel trooper are the only helmets I wear
>>573755185cuz servo assisted blows.And the bandolier looks silly, makes it obvious that we don't have nearly enough pockets on the armor to store the ~12 mags + 4 grenades + stims we usually carry
>>573753064I use it purely for the limb, and now my brain is broken by the throw distance and other armors feel wrong.
What if?
>>573755932Considering the amount of random bullshit this game can kill you with I don't blame you.
>>573757275I would rather a single shot suppressed sniper, that could choose between any bullet type
>>573757275Funny meme weapon if it was just the explosive crossbow but worse in every single way.
>>573757275i want a belt fed shotgun
>>573757275Belt-fed shovel
>>573754031Then they would stick around a faggot host that is just sitting in one spot and doing fuck all.
>>573743420Not a coomer. I play this game to pop skulls and commit war crimes
>>573757275>"A bow? You want to bring a bow? We are fighting an existential threat to democracy on three fronts and you want to drop down and fight the enemy with a fucking bow?"
>>573757275I despise sci-fi bows and crossbows.
>>573757275All 2 of you faggots would use it for about a day, realize it's hot garbage like the throwing knives are, and then never use it again.
>play d8 because i play druk>make fuck all sci still maintain 1-5 sc per extract on d5-10 fixes this gamefarming is still faster but at least i wouldnt be hardstuck at 35 because i want to play the game
>>573758770And why is that?
>>573758528Sir you gave me a sharpened stick to fight the bots.
>>573757846Why not just use the Censor? Unless you mean something anti-tank.
>>573757275Recoverable ammo is impossible
tfw I want to lobby but its raining here and i don't trust my ISP to remain stable>inb4 are you a third worlder?even worse, I use T-Mobile home internet
Apparently the guns in the upcoming Warhammer warbond got leaked, I don't know much about WH40k so does anyone know what they are?
>>573757336It's more that I win coinflips more often than not
>>573760960>generic med pen AR #9125>SCALED DOWN BREAKTHROUGH MECH FLAK CANNON FULL AUTO MEDIUM PEN SHOTGUN
>>573760960Assuming this is not just some generic ass blender shit someone is trolling with its a Lasgun and Lucius shotgun. Typically the shotgun is Krieg used. So maybe we're getting a stock standard Cadian armor as well as Krieg armor.
>>573760960lasgunno idea, looks like a shotty
>>573757275I don't trust these devs to implement it correctly.>>573758770The only sci-fi bow I liked was in Crysis 3
>>573760960
>>573761426>Vox CadianDisappointing unless we can finally get a proper coms backpack/support stratagem
>>573761426>kriegHell yeah brother
>>573761426can't wait for my ultimate chud armor
>>573760960laz gun and a flak cannon maybe?
>>573760960>>573761426>kriegTentatively praying for this to be real.
>>573760326Considering those ammo types I don't think they are going to be recoverable.
>cadian and krieg armorits fucking over, /coopg/ tourists will be a cancerous tumor on this general
>>573760960>>573761426>No bolterHonestly surprised
>>573761426The krieg shotgun and model are taken from that recent Rust colab just a heads up
>>573760960We better be getting a lasgun, I've wanted power settings and an exploding primary for a while
>>573761426Was basically no other options here really, GW is in fact allergic to using things that don't have models(in most cases legally so) so these two were always going to be the case.
>>573761838Erm consult the picture, CHUD! No fat fuck power armors shit allowed!!!!
>>573761426At what point do we have too many of these?
>>573762350Never.
>>573761838Bolt pistol secondary would make sense, but would basically just be a better veto so hard to say if they'll do it.
>>573762098How would /hdg/ feel about a Mass Effect warbond?
>>573762350>Kino>Meh>Retard>Ultra retard>Mega ultra retard
>>573761426>The lasgun will shoot yellow, not redUGHHHGHG
>>573762098>A Phase 1 clone trooper higher than Master ChiefMOGGED
>>573761426Still holding onto hope for Tempestus and backpack fed Hellguns...
>>573762507There no lore friendly way to import quarians to the game so I wouldn't care.Also mass effect weapons are way more bizarre and ultra-techy to fit in with the so far kinda grounded designs. Also also ME armors kinda look like shit
>>573762651>"We don't want your teammates to mistaken you for an automaton! *smirk* Bacon and Apple!"
>>573762350terminid smoke dont breathe that
>>573762990Would the robutt blend?
>>573762747Well they may as well be Dark Energy weapons, that's close enough to their mass accelerators
>>573762763Not only that but GWS has changed it from a solid red beam to yellow 'bullets' because they're fucking morons.
>>573763043to question the blender of democracy is to question our way of lifei will be speaking to your democracy officer
>>573762651There's nothing wrong with yellow lasers
>>573761426>>573760960New voice lines too hopefully? Would be weird to hear a Krieg to scream "Liberty save me"
>>573763495>New voice lines too hopefully?Who the fuck do you think is making this game?
>>573757275BF4 did it better
>>573760960>tacticooling the lasgunrepulsivealso krieg is r*ddit
Chances of them cracking down people with millions of SC before dropping the 40kek warbond?
>>573763495>>573763612I love it when ODST divers yell "MASTERCHIEF SAVE ME"
>>573764583>everyone who cheated SC in has all their SC wiped>all their warbonds are revoked and warbond progress reset to zero>the 40k warbond is released
>>573762651I don't mind the color. Color can be handwaved as being the result of different manufacturing processes for the weapon or different power settings. The PROBLEM is that it will shoot LASER BULLETS instead of BEAMS. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>573761426>shotgun and an AR>out of all the fancy toys that 40k has, they picked the two most likely to be milqeuetoast to unplayable in practice in terms of the meta.The only thing worse would be melee options.
>>573757275NoBows are retarded and impractical, most retarded weapon when guns exist, also way too strong when they appear for some retarded unrealistic reason, no rule of coll doesn't apply, it's a lame weapon for faggots, larpers and underevolved tribal savagesOnly implement it as an april fools armor pen 0, 50 damage, 0 durable damage joke weapon. All special arrows behave like ultimatum shots, have tiny AoEs and barely any debuff effect strength and duration.
>>573764861They invented beams for the Trident
>pretty good chance to save Keid>70% of the playerbase doing bugsrip
>>573764972What weapons are "unplayable" in the meta?
>>573765212I'm not talking about the swedes. They won't be the ones at fault for once. I'm talking about GW. Within recent years, sometime around female custodes, they decided that 40k lasrifles are supposed to shoot yellow tracer bullets like the sickle. Darktide and another title or two whose names escape me were some of the last cases where the dawn of war style red beams got grandfathered in.
>>573764861The Trident has pulsed beams so it's not unreasonable to think a lasgun could as well.
>>573765396I'm saying yet another AR and shotgun will put them in liberator clone territory.
>>573765464>he doesn't knowNarrowhead could easily make pulsed beams for the lasrifles. That isn't the concern. You've obviously been out of the loop for a bit since at present Games Workshop has decided that lasrifles are like the sickle and shoot yellow "laser bullets", and that's how lasguns are depicted in more recent media. GW is NOTORIOUSLY autistic in how they permit other parties to depict their IP, so they will force Narrowhead to abide by their current (retarded) opinion of yellow bullet lasers.
>>573765831Wow this does look like shit.
>>573765831They could just as easily handwave it away though. In lore there are different coloured lasrifles. Blue, purple, ect. Basically just an indicator where they were built but dont really matter.
Darktide las weapons still use red beams, even the new servo skull laser attack. So theres clearly some leniency when it comes to lasers. But we also have to consider how lazy Arrowhead is and how they just want to use the sickle bolt and call it a day.
>>573765998I don't care about the color. Color can be explained as different weapon patterns from different forgeworlds, or different intensity settings. The problem is the "laser bullet" behavior instead of pulsed beams. Allegedly this all stems back to some third party making a tyranid spore thing that was never once actually depicted in any GW media whatsoever. GW lost that IP infringement case and went batshit insane with forcing copyrightable terms everywhere and making sure that all depictions of everything MUST match what either exists in plastic form or in official artwork. There are some old guard art of lasguns firing that basically just looks like yellow muzzle flashes, so they shoot yellow bullets now.Fuck GW. They're probably the worst company to have ownership of the 40k IP.
>>573765998Nobody cares about the colourThe post you replied to isn't talking about the colourJesus Christ
>>573766526I gave an example of how they can bend the rules with the lore because of how vast it is you illiterate.
Is it possible for you niggers have a civil discussion?
>>573765831>1987-2023>lasguns are beam weapons (literally "laser guns" that shoot a beam of focused light>2024-2026>GW: the lasgun has always been portrayed as a slug thrower and if you disagree we will take your license awaywhat's it called when a corporate entity just gets replaced internally with people who know/care less about their IPs than regular ass fans
>>573766765No, because retards like this anon: >>573766526 have zero reading comprehension
>>573765505One's a laser weapon (with potential firemodes) which is something new
>>573766093Darktide was grandfathered in before that retardation. Lasweapons within the game are permitted to be internally consistent. HOWEVER, if you take note of the Skitarii reveal trailer, GW forced fatshark to toe the line and use laser-bullets for the lasguns in the trailer. The bullets are at least red, but we're getting a new sickle for the 40k warbond. I'm sorry that you had to learn this way.https://youtu.be/38mXmzdJF9Q
>>573766806if they cared less they wouldn't give a shit about how people portrayed it. it's worse than that, they care way too much, the old writers didn't give a shit about consistency, they just wrote what was cool
>>573766526you can't handwave away a laser rifle shooting fucking bulletsbeing built different isn't going to make a laser into an autogun
>>573766874They used bolts to make it easier to see in the enviroment that cinematic took place. Otherwise your entire screen would be red from it lighting up the smoke.This is called basic cinema and lighting 101. In the actual game (You clearly never played it) the Servo Skull uses a beam so clearly its not some rule GW is hard enforcing. I'm sorry that you had to learn this way
>>573765831>render the full length of the laser with a pulse that travels down the full length to the targetBest of both worlds? I'm not much into 40k but I have heard bits and pieces of the laser beam vs. laser bolt debate and how shwingy Games Workshop is being about it.
>Its another episode of Hellsissies trying to lecture people on 40k againStick to referencing Starship Troopers please
>>573767043It's called new media (new games and new cinematic trailers) using the new standard and old media (old games) being grandfathered in with the old standard.
>>573767115The issue is that a bolt is not a laser. As soon as it's some kind of self contained projectile that needs to visibly travel downrange it's not a laser, it's some kind of plasma round that already exists in 40k.
>>573767203If you actually played any 40k game in your life you wouldve realized tech priests in mechanicus 2 use a las gun and its a red beam. Shut the fuck up.
>>573767043>Otherwise your entire screen would be red from it lighting up the smoke.Sounds like a missed opportunity for kino.
>>573767193Are you defending GW.
>>573767335Mechanicus 2 started development before the cutoff. That's why it has beam lasguns but total war: warhammer 40k doesn't.
>>573767514No I'm talking about how Hellsissy players don't know theyre talking about and are just spouting the most tourist opinions imaginable like how they do with their own game.
>>573767551Don't know why youre acting like changing a laser effect from a red beam to a yellow bolt would be some massive undertaking. Whatever helps you cope, little bro.
>>573767569nigga its laser beams
>>573767272Yeah, it wouldn't really work, would it? The pulse would have to travel pretty fast and at that point it might as well just be a point and click instant laser anyways.
>>573767797Yes and you clearly know nothing about the topic.
>no lobbiessteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242799366502/76561198120804312Bots or bugs.
>>573767569You mean the topic of GW trying to handwave away lasgun beams in favor of yellow bullets?
>>573768015They were always depicted yellowish white in a lot of art
>>573766841Did that post sting you enough that you needed to give me two (You)s? lolYou're talking about the fucking colour. You're bringing up colour changes that nobody gives a shit about and saying it's on the same level of turning lasers into bullets. Try applying this argument to anything else:>What's wrong with square wheels? Some cars are red, some cars are blue.Get a grip.
>>573768185We already know you have no reading comprehension. You don't need to keep trying to convince us.
>>5737678982/4
>>573768096Pulsed beams has been the standard since dawn of war.
>>573768664Is this your first GW retcon?
>>573768827Is this the first time you've defended a shitty pointless GW retcon? Or do you do this often?
>>573768827No, but it's right up there with female custodes as being one of the most retarded ones.
>>573768962Not defending it. Just saying youre dilating pretty hard over nothing. Just wondering if your cherry got popped>>573768975This is actually a retcon to be upset about
>>573767898STILL 2/4! Where the fuck are (you)?! ANON!
>>5737678983/4
>>573769043>GW is retconning lasguns like retards>"Stick to referencing Starship Troopers instead of talking about shit you don't understand">So are you saying GW isn't doing a shitty retcon?>"...Well they are doing a retcon, it's just... not that important I guess... so you should just stop talking about it..."I hope you're not doing this for free.
>>573770106Do you intentionally misunderstand people or does it just happen?
Who is the biggest faggot contest.
it's (You)
>>573765831God this looks SO FUCKING STUPID WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS
>>573771491Because of retarded lawyers who want to copyright everything and some art looking vaguely like this
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