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>>573864828UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH DESU WAAA
Tachyon LOVE
teio!
UMA SEX
>>573862239
suzuka...
DOTO LOVE
DIGITAN RABU
Dude, I just want to do my job, why these horses keep wanting to get into my pants all the time?
I really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego's relationship with Jani
>>573865018are the rest going to get glued??? do they go back into the auction or stay with the original owner?
>>573862594It's like Kitasan but better in literally everything
>>573865186It comes naturally
>>573865237
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>573865330anon they haven't reached those spawns yet. The next kita spawn for auction is 64 and they're currently on 53
>>573865342Lore accurate design
>>573865342>>573862594Lmao. It even has its own version of POC.
>>573865554I don't agree.
Rice sex.
some of these nukis are fucking cursed
>>573864828Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
This is the end of the road for my f2p ass who barely pulled for cards.
>>573865621agree with this*unzips dick*
>>573865342>>573862594I'll be using Sweepy and Duramente's cards
kingu wuv
>>573865554windy must be umazing at cunniligus
>>573865747
>>573865539Cute Journey
>>573865737Only 866? Interesting. My guess is it stops at 872 tonight.
>>573865342Historically accurate. I was a Duramente fan ever since I watched the anime. Things changed after meeting umama…
starting another Wedding Curren career knowing full well 3 SSR card event won't finish because this bitch have too many fluff event in her
>>573865765Stop pushing your mentally ill fantasies on Kita and Sweepy cuckold
>>573865737upgrade ALL your cards then you can complain
>>573866009No more cards to upgrade. Im tapped
>>573865737>support bonus 16,18%what?
Officially done with CM17What are we thinking is the CM18 meta, bwos?
did the masses leave umamusume after it stopped being the game of the month or does the franchise still have a solid normie count?
>>573860563>say I'll go order Chinese after going on my run>procrastinate going on my run>after finishing my run, check restaurant>closedWelp, pasta it is
Trainees that would be way too easy to seduce?
>>573866240..........FUCK
>>573866260They left and just passively consume it through Twitter and youtube
>>573866260they stop playing the game in like one month but there are still plenty of tourist larping this game
>>573866260it has permanently entered normie consciousnessand because there is nothing remotely like it it will never truly leave
>※中等部です>pixiv has a tag called "X is a middle schooler"Nihon banzai! Truly the first zeroth world country.
>>573866240Fronts>Taiki and Nishino>late with OYL Flash forward and end with spurt and Flash Forward
>>573866348If you actually cared you'd delete it
>>573866009>upgrade ALL your cardsdo you actually want to do this? I'm at like 2.5 million SP from daily races and i don't know why I'm hoardingalso regarding dailies I think I saw some sloptuber or streamer at some point not long ago do gold instead of SP. have I been slowly bricking myself? I didn't think I needed more than like 10m gold
>>573866581they got rid of SP on jap becuase it was too easy to get and you would never run out youve been fucking yourself
>>573866570Everything is forever here with the archive existing No pointAaaaaaaagh
>>573866581bro we've been doing gold dailies forever
>>573866260>>573866373>>573866352>>573866354Give it a few months before GTA 6 takes over the discussion. In before uma horses mods are out.
>>573866568>lates are metaThat means I can run Nishino as Pace & not be soullessAwesome!!!!
>>573866703>>573866719explain further. I know JP switches to only gold but you get all the SP back in like 3x gold no? plus I feel like we just keep getting gold and SP is harder to get.But I also buy SP from the daily shop. I'm gona need you guys to tell me exactly why I'm fucking myself
https://x.com/i/status/1944566185133253051 expensive gyaru
>>573866889im waiting for pc no matter what anyway, rockstar has god tier games but refuses to have good business practice
Kita has very wholesome interactions with all her contemporaries, even as a rival she's always motivating them and never becomes arrogant despite having justifications to do so (being sold for dirt cheap, tossed aside until winning the kikuka sho, accused of rigging so his owner could perform more after he started winning, and later being used for numberfagging reasons)meanwhile, all of Duramente's interactions are her being cold and autistic just like her mom and grandma
A deal is a deal Trainer-san! You gotta suck my nipples!
>>573866940ive never done the daily race for SP or bought any and I still have like 2M after leveling all my cards its just too easy to get
>>573867071Marvy wouldn't say this.Not a single utterance of the word marvelous.
>>573866260you'll still see shit like Bakushin armpits, Tachyon low cortisol, Doto phonk (now with Fuku too) go viral every month even if that word means nothing anymore
>>573866291Ready to finish
>>573866889the demographic that is larping umamusume doesn not collerate with the demographic that will eat up gta slop
>>573865737Believe harder
maybe if SOMEBODY didn't decide to kill the game in global with MANT when they COULD have just ported the updated ura and unity instead
it was mei ported MANT to global
>>573867223look at all that tinfoil
>>573866581>I didn't think I needed more than like 10m goldYou don't either, if you play enough you will never run out of goldFrom what I've heard the only time high amount of gold was needed was when Cygames removed the need to upgrade cards with SP and made a giga shop with literally extra daily shops up to 6 per day, 2x 3 star and ssr tickets and like 100 Toughness 30
>>573867284I'm not sure I'd still be here if I had to play 8 straight months of aoharu
>>573867321your next child is gonna be auctioned off to some old sweaty ojiisans very soon, hope you cheer for them!
>>573867053she should be scratching her ass since he likes to sniff his poop so much
i haven't liked gta strand type games since 4/ saints row 2 it's all the same old shit to me now
>>573866940one day they just decided TT's support bonus was a bad mechanic and instead of gradually increasing the cap from time to time like theh were doing, they simply got rid of it and made it so every support gets uncapped and leveled to the max if you got another copy
Is there any way to gen good uma slop
>>573867498No.
>>573864941
>>573867223Damn I always forget how much extra mass this recipe adds compared to just a regular marinara
Kita spawn #2 is up!
>>573867498ask the ai gen threads on other boards, i dabbled on genning locally but it took literal days to get a few hundred pictures but at least i didnt have to ask a server farm to do it for me
Pokke dad!
>>573865068Why is she like this
>>573867125>I still have like 2M after leveling all my cardswhat I'm understanding from >>573867337 and>>573867438 is that I'm doing the right thing if I want the most TT bonus now. I've rolled for enough cards that I can't level them all yet I guess.And this is after doing months and months of SP daily races.If they give a proper conversion in gold it will be fine to continiue doing it the way I have. If they give you back SP in gold 1 to 1 then I'd be fucked over because SP is rarer
>>573867630>$320koh....
>>573866260No, just give it until Grand Live they will be back again, and when CinGrey airs again alongside L'arc we will be basically having fans back nonstop. The reason why I say this is because there is memes online constantly and Cygames pointed to the fact 90 million was made during Anniversary for both Japan and Global overall.
>>573867670
>>573867670That kid looks nothing like Pokke.
>>573867498yes but it would require actual work and dedication and an artist's eye and external editing and art ability already. Easier than hand drawing but not "easy". But yes, you can do it.
>>573867604what kinda pasta be this? it look good
>>573867935Is there a skill curve to genning slop
>>573867729>is that I'm doing the right thing if I want the most TT bonus nowit's not nigger if you have to chase TT bonus to stay in C6 retention then I don't know what to tell you, build better horses? borrow goldshit?getting an extra 1% after spending six million SP isn't going to unfuck your teams
>Japan's number system goes full retard after 10kYou would think that by now they would have come up a better way to represent numbers higher than a million but then you remember that Japanese business still use fax.
>>573868061who invited sweep sr
>>573867928takes after the mom
>>573868018It's this, but I use bacon instead of guanciale and marinara sauce instead of tomato passata (because I don't keep those things on me)https://www.seriouseats.com/pasta-alla-zozzona-rigatoni-with-sausage-and-egg-yolks
>>573868082anon I keep asking for the mechanic that makes gold worth anything over the couple bonus percentages I can get on TT now and nobody can come up with an answer. My question is "Why do gold for dailies?" and the response is "i dunno it's all pointless anyway" so therefore why not do SP?
>>573868135Kitasan
>>573867928What about these kids?
whats this sweep SR meme?
>>573868312aren't those just pokke's friends? if they were based on real horses they're probably stablemates
>>573867729just do money dailies. I forgot what the conversion rate was but you could easily reach the money cap if you were an active player when they did the SP change, so much so that they even sold shit like GBF's gold bricks as a joke item that does nothing
>>573865667Rice love
>>573868104It's objectively simpler than English, you are just too dumb to understand that you need to change unit every 10k and not every 1k like in English
>>573867729>>573868430with the new auto mode SOON TM you can just race max and get more than enough gold if you start farming when it comes out
>>573868303>anon I keep asking for the mechanic that makes gold worth anything over the couple bonus percentages I can get on TT now and nobody can come up with an answer.>so therefore why not do SP?SP doesn't contribute to the counter you'll see the most
uoh filly belly
Musume prettyderb.
>>573868061>f2p means retarded dickpullerevery time
>>573868061do MANT shills really still sell the lie that it was the F2P mode? if you didn't have your own wit Neicha, NTR, and Fuku you had to use useless shit like power Marvelous just to inflate your race bonus
>>573868535dont use my wife with your garbage posts
>>573868535>buebuebuebue is a bongbwos...
>>573868568>the counter you'll see the mostNOW you're talkingnumber must go upgold dailies it is
>>573868639>bring pow marvelous>make UG1-3 aces because 80% of the scenario's stat gains are independent of card statsWorked on my machine, only MLB gacha SSRs I have are Kita and Finemo
>>573868535how is it simpler, it's the same complexity
>FIVTY>FUCKING>IMAGEShttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/147127664LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
which racing spirits to prioritize?
>>573868476Rice is so erotic.
>>573868762glad I could help
>>573868863What the actual fuck.
>>573868407If Jordan can be Pokke's classmate, why can't Pokke be friends with his other son and daughters?Tall Poppy: the one with the flower hair ornament.Oken Bruce Lee: the one doing a martial arts pose.Omataseshimashita: the other one.
>CONNECTING...FUCKING CYJEWS YOU EARN MILLIONS FROM PAYPIGS ALL YOU COULD DO IS FIX THE FUCKING SERVER
>>573868789
>>573868959my paizuri slave
>>573868960shichi looks like she'd rather be raping her trainer
>>573868818staminathat's it
>>573869029deio sdebbu da
>>573869190that's me
Thank you Narita Brian
>>573869261brian is BASED and SUPER HOT
>>573868959Holy
>>573869190crap would never do this
>>573869189others suck?
>>573869029TEIO WOULDN'T DO THIS
>>573869190i knew she was hot when i saw her pits during that old timey dance
>>573867498I'm bored, give me some ideas for sloppa chibis
I didn't do a single career today
>>573869506micro bikini kris s
>>573868794I'm not just talking about after 10,000, in English you have things like fifteen hundred meanwhile in Japanese it's literally always sen go hyaku. I just hate when weebs who learn Japanese go REEEEEEEEEEE when a language from a country on the other side of the planet doesn't work exactly like English>>573868693I'm from Europe but English isn't my native language
Umasumi you LOSERS
https://x.com/i/status/2076486773824451000
orenji
>>573869703sex
i really don't want to do parent runs i've already finished my aces, now i have time for parents but i don't want to because auto mode is coming to do it for me....
>>573869759https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/147127664
>>573869724I did this to Creeku.
My internet is dying. I'm comparing im@s idols to uma idols and I can't even watch videos without stuttering right now!!!
>>573869745
>>573869778Just color the image blue and it'd be Creek in Tawawa
>>573869941steamy overlord...
>>573870061MMMMMMMMEGA SEX
Post obscure umas only you like
>>573870061is this event just purely random on race win or whati haven't been able to find any pattern with it being more common after g1s or anything
>>573868850hehsticky rice
>>573869861Just take it easy, it's like ten days before the new scenario and the anni event so there's no need to wear yourself out
zenno rob roys uma milk probably tastes light and floral
>>573870171
>>573870385it's just irn bru
>>573870385I want to touch her chest. I bet they would feel soft.
>>573870431jej
muehehe
>>573869602
>>573870385Is this what heroes look like?
>>573870397everybody knows this horse is evil
this feels more satisfying than having to stack megaphones and ankles
FUNABASHI SOON
>>573870007nah, the thighs and ass are too good for it to be tawawa
>>573870201I don't think you have more chances of triggering it with g1s, probably just a flat probability
>>573870574this is what a hero and villain look like
>>573870719The villain's tits are so small...
mambchikanw mambauser
>>573870385>>573870574What nutritional properties would heroes milk have
>>573870643fusu
>>573870124She's literally just standing gooner
>>573870956WHO THE HECK IS THAT
>>573870946female sexisting pornographically
>>573870763RICE SEX
>>573870956
When was auto career going live again?
sex with chibis
the only thing that isnt meta I want is the special bloodline how about you bros?
>>573871065It is already upGoogle Icarus
Why are these threads moving so fast? It's not like you guys have anything of value to post
new and improvee kitasan black947637039476370394763703
>>573871205big thread for big head
>>5738710654 months ago
>>573871205Silence bigHEAD
>>573870586Tamtam isnt evil...
>>573870719Rice is a HERO
>>573871205Kinda surprising, other generals became slower because Relink xpac and Palworld came out.
For that one anon who wanted to see 1400 power though this wasn't a great run
>>573871337this is true. however, bullying tamamo is funny so I shall continue to talk shit about her.
>>573871402Rice is a GYRO
>>573870424sex>>573871483sexo sex
>>573870980my nigga black ship
>>573871247please join
>>573871497
>>573871771Only if you give me a smooch
I want to have raw, sweaty, bareback handholding with this uma
>>573868960>Tall Poppydied kinda young, sad>Oken Bruce Leestill kicking >Omataseshimashita>born in 2020, 15 years after other twodamn, pokke was basically fuckin' right up until he died
I don't get it. If Kitasan Black got 100 priority why isn't she forever stuck on SPD training?
My AC went out and it's fucking 80f in my house
>>573871973100 priority doesn't mean 100%
>>573871835you wouldn't join anyway...
>>573871949
>>573871973probability = (100+SP)/(550+SP)
>>573872005What does it mean then? And why does the game demands to look at sources outside of it to learn how to play it?
>>573872030*mwah*Good luck with your new Kita babe
>>573872067it feels kinda weird that there's not at least some innate bias toward a card's attribute at base
>>573872136I forgot the math, it's around 33% or something dumb
>>573871973Like >>573872067 said, but here's a further breakdown.
>>573872067>30% prob for kita>25% for other speed cardsso, spec prio is only ever really signifcant at 50, right? anything above that is roughly the same unless we get a 200 spec prio card
>>573872181thanks...
>>573869506zenno rob roy bikini pregnant
>>573872317At that point just post it in the other board bro, It's slow hours doubt you'll get much testing
>>573870860perfect nutritional profile for nursing young future heroes
>>573869506you fat fucking cow
>>573869506Sweep tosho in muslim outfit
>>573872136>And why does the game demands to look at sources outside of it to learn how to play it?it's so casuals don't get overwhelmed by numbers
>>573872307more is always betterthe difference seems small, but kitasan is 20-25% more likely to land on speed than the average speed card
>>573872036giwtwm
>>573868639Natie I can understand, NTR if you were luckily with the freebies or as a borrow, but Fuku was 100% skipabble for MANT, what the fuck? That card is never on speed
I made s'mores over a candle like my mama taught me back in the poor old days. Teach this trick to your trainees but also make sure they don't burn their dorm down.
cap as in washed...
>>5738712472359 6139
>>573871949>Oken Bruce Leewhen will he be implemented and not just as a mob uma
where is the chink ai generated oguri cap webm where shes washing clothes and her trainer comes and carries her off into the house
>>573872738watch meek's concert NOW
I can't help but thank AI whenever I ask it questions and for other stuff.When the AIs take over they'll spare me cause I'm polite.
teio wife
>>573872714>making food over a candleYou really trying to get cancer?
>>57387230725 to 30 is 20% increaseS distance is only 10% speed
when's the gyaru banner again?
>>573871601I'd post the Tamao cryer if I had it saved on my phone
>>573873032ME IN REAL
>>573872136This is so erotic.
>>573871247Kitasex
>>573872738meeku stays winning!!>>573872989personally I hope that I'll already be dead and rotting when AI gets actually decent enough to the point where it can be used in any real world context that actually matters
I'm glad that I don't have to torture Maya to unlock this event now
any cute kitaposters for me?
wahey
Safed.
>>573873153yeah, for me
>>573873137jan 2027
>>573872323
how buono! i finally got all the titles for my BIG oshi a BIG number for a BIG girldo they ever add more titles later on?i want everyone to know i have BIG love for the BIG runnerkeep it buono!
>>573873032Teio's got some squeezable boobies now?!
>>573872829fuji died midrace......
>>573873425I did this
>>573873439Completionist title?
>>573873226>personally I hope that I'll already be dead and rotting when AI gets actually decent enough to the point where it can be used in any real world context that actually mattersthey killed a world leader with AI this year already tho
>>573872829the raped3424 6948
>>573873241hits you in the back of the head with a hammer and bites you and bites you and bites you and b
Choose
>>573873529all of them!
>>573873586uhhhh i choose the ramen lady
>>573873574
>>573873368suicide postponed until next year >>573873439based and bigumapilled
>>5738735868
>>573873586which one is the bratty finemoposter?
>>573873586Highly concerned
>>573873137>>573873658Nevermind, even further away than that guess you're not killing yourself for an extra five weeks
>>573873715why is doto's outfit so lewd
>>573873639that's not me.
How about you actually cover that gigantic forehead?
how many hours until rickey on my dickey
>>573873828She's naturally lewd (and easily bulliable) in any outfit
>>573873550
>>573873705That's a man
>>573872829wtf, does solo front actually work? does your kita have unrestrained, can I see her?
I hope you're doing well /uma/. A few months in, I've been keeping up with my routine to always be walking IRL while doing my daily Uma training in order to finally lose some weight after a very long struggle with keeping up a habit for exercise and eating better. Keeping up with usually like 50-90 minutes of walking at once whole doing 1-3 runs. I'm really glad that as of just past midnight 7/13 I'm at about 255-256lb, down from about 259LB on 7/4. Overall in a few months I'm down about 20lb now. Looking forward to GL, it's been fun doing unity runs again. kinda worried about auto runs being added to the game but I'm gonna try to keep doing ace runs daily manually and maybe move most of the other in game chore stuff like daily activities and CM uses to when I'm walking too. My results have been better than I was expecting so I think it's a good time to try to overcome this sort of roadblock. It might not let danchou down but that's part of why I started posting about it, knowing I want to keep the updates coming periodically it.
>>5738740004712 2391forgot
Saggy cow
>>573874000Obuhi Cap safe space & yet INNOCENT & FAIR Double Dom users are discriminated againstSick world
>>573874065Keep at it. I recommend doing a short (10-15 minute) right after eating a meal. It's something I've been doing for a few months, and it has really helped a lot. Weight lifting routines are also great, and a cheap single adjustable dumbbell can allow for a wide variety of exercises. Good luck and keep it up!
>>573874065Keep it up dacchi
>>573872436
One of the sweepy posters is from Germany
>>573874319I can see your pantsu...
>>573874181Higher resolution saggy cow tits
kitasan is strong as fuck
>>573874000clubbies race~7669 1591last>>573874028I'll get back to you in a sec
>>573874378Vile
>>5738735864 for the double bj
>>573874182good ol oguri cap (as in peak) nothin beats that
doing this to my stupid fucking trainee which I hate
>>573874065Teiobro's redemption arc...
>>573874441Why is she vile?
wtf it's Senior year you have 1100 SPEED
>>573874458>nothin beats thatYepExactlyThat's the problem Umeneva Convention breaking traineeThe Mustard Gas of Uma Musume characters
>>573874065is this attainable natty
>>573874614she is ovr fuarking hero so she gets a pass
Anyone has a Sprint Ryan with relevant skills and Nishino Flower as grandparent that they can share? The guy I was borrowing from switched umas and now I can't get access to the new MANT skills...
>>573874065>>573874525Teiobro...https://youtu.be/28DDkIBwAfg
>>573874526Her nauseating & unsightly uddersNo woman should have a cup size more than BIt is disgracefulBarbaricA sign of lower birth
>>573874378>>573874181>Check artist>Doesn't just draw fat titsDoes Digitan really have a body like this...?
>>573874614Dont say that...
Is there an uma with a feeder fetish?
>>573874671734138436225?
>>573872136Is this a 67 reference?
>>573874702Suzuka...
>>573874714it seems so
>>573874714
>>573874182Obuhi crap and double dom?
>>5738744146/9
>>573874904>>573874714AHEM.>>573865160
>>573874902>>573874904I want to tell Digitan that I have the stats of her body measurements and used a tool to model it so I now know what her underaged body looks like underneath her clothes!
>>573874730the obvious one
https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2076486773824451000
>>573874748It's full... I guess I'm done preparing after all. It's all gonna be a fucking gamble anyway. Guy had Leap Forward and all that and just changed for a seemingly random uma, I don't get it.
>>573875105I can unfollow it so you can take it if you still need it
>>573875068Creek is the babyplay fetish uma.
I hate how everyone does the same shit. "Just get +1200 in a stat bro, it's easy". "Just do this." "Just do that." "Just reach CM finals".How tf does everyone act like they're asking for the most normal thing in the world? I can barely hit 1k in only one stat. I get 5/5 losses in any CM I participate in. The fuck? How can people be so delusional and have their head stuck so deep in their ass to have that dismal of a perspective?Same shit with the "pull smart or you're trolling". Then why the f*ck play at all, if you're going to constantly be forced into a cookie cutter path, and never have fun with the characters you want?The entire community is quickly devolving into an extremely toxic elitist hivemind mass. And suddenly making A+ and the occasional S umas is one just trolling.Like tf am I supposed to do, genuinely. Just give up an uninstall?
>>573875068You did not have to post this.
>>573874414I need turbo sprintthanks for cominnnn
>>573874904Raw sex with Nishino.
"umas do not get fat they just get small pot bellies that eventually go away due to their fast metabolism that always kicks in after they rest"
reddit award
>>573875187And post retirement umas?
Played a horse deck for mtg night and my friend pulled a picrel, since he’s seen me play Uma musume at work for several hours during down time
>>573875180Thanks for hosting bwo
>>573875180oguri cap is too strong...
>>573875054DIGITAN IS NOT UNDERAGED SHE IS A WOMANLETthat makes her being paired with Flower and Sweepy and the other small umas a lot hotter muhehehe
>>573875157run a 3 speed 3 wit deck. there have been enough welfare cards that you should be able to borrow either a KSB or a Fine Motion, and the rest of your deck can be either welfare SSRs or decent SRs like King Halo or Sweep Tosho. You should be able to get 1200 in two stats fairly consistently with that.
>>573873042according to the state of california, everything gives you cancer
>>573875157is this a reddit post
>>573875157if you don't have good cards you're supposed to reroll and save for good banners or pig up
Digitan is so precious. I want to protect her and also fuck her.
>>573873425cow bikini is a nice touch
>>573875369
>>573875243>There are people that did not rid themselves of nearly every pre-MANT UmaQue?
I like Nishino's story in Quick Mode as her as a narratorAre there other umas that do the same?
its a bit chilly tonight so ill have some nice cinnamon tea while grindin uma musumehow about yourselves? how you doing today /uma/?
Digitan is a rich ojou
>>573875457opera o
>/uma/ keeps saying front is the whale style>Kitasan gives front skills, Bourbon wit is free, Maru only needs 1LB, Palmer only needs 1LB, Light Hello gives front skills>meanwhile the "f2p style" late surger requires you to have Nice Nature MLB and Ruby 1LB
>>573875320Hold a spoon to a burning candle and tell me you wanna the soot on it
>>573875439>he glues his CM roster
>>573875457Digitan does it too
>>573875496came down with a fever that has me with snot running down my nose constantly and is bringing my Wit down a lot. runs have been bad. might just jerk off and sleep
>See thisWhat you do?
My trainee found out that I use a picture of my girlfriend as my phone's lock screen.
>>573875219they lose weight from breastfeeding hungry baby umas
>>573875673Hug
>>573875673Go find her hotter rival
>>573875219they gain weight from being pregnant with baby umas
>>573875564there's nothing wrong with cooking over a fire, unless it's a tire fire
>>573875673Hug + kiss (professional)
donna's non-G1 pose scares me
>>573875869Dont roast over a fucking candle bro. Thats all I am suggesting
>>573875187yeah yeah then explain the entire Mejiro's family tree, bunch of FATASSES
https://twitter.com/96Dai_illust/status/2076260288178040962
>>573875554Fr*ntfags also needs Seiun, Kitasan, SMaru and VBourb umas. If want to play long you need to own at least Seiun or Kita as a parent. For Lates, Ryan and Oguri are basically free, Dober is the only must have banner uma.
Still is so silly
>>573875912??
>>573876070But that's actually falco
>>573875673Rape her sister
>>573875673Comforting gentildonnas cumrag
>>573876070>>573876094that's actually me
>>573876094Umadols don't sleep like this...
>>573876154No one sleeps like that so no
>>573876190Why would there be other people in her room...
>>573876190Falco looks way cuter with her hair down honestly.
i think falco is a chubby ugly fuck
Good enough for CM? I don't have any better dirt runners.
>>573876190Falco looks better nude.
>>573876036Orange wife
>>573876117Wife
>>573876327>medium Fwhat are you doing. what CM?
>>573876292You know why...
its ok ill make sure youre treated right this time and ill make you a CM champion as wellshe looks too sweet too pure
why the hell are people building for CM17 now when grand live will release before it
>>573876408Hi VF
>>573874636When you're fat, you'll be shocked how fast you can drop weight if you just actually put the effort in and use serious willpower. Walking is a perfect exercise because carrying all that weight is genuinely a workout for your body, like a 160lb dude with a massive backpack that weighs 80lb. Eating less calories is huge too, don't eat until you're unable to eat more, stop yourself when you're no longer truly hungry. Once you stop being severely overweight it'll drop down to only losing like 1lb a week, but you'll lose way more early if you put the effort in.
hey
how easy or hard is it to do a full agenda of G1s and still have enough unity trainings to beat riko AND reach SS on unity? today was the first day since MANT started i completed my daily run and had the thought "what if I did another?" it took two weeks of unity cup to decompress enough to not just instant slam X on the window the second im done collecting daily rewards. i can't go back
>>573874028turbo sprint, final push, spirit pwr and angling are obligatoryunrestrained is good if you can get itsuzuka is the best for this stratyou're gambling but in frontthat's all there is to it
>>573876421The dirt one soon. It's medium not mile or sprint??? Is there an Uma I can even use for that without a big roster
>>573876470Whatever happened to Samson Big?
The auctioneers are not even halfway through the list are they gonna stop for the day lol
>>573876472It's one of these options>they're retarded>they're aiming for open league>they're making parents>they're giga retarded
>>573876643it's mediumsurely you have el condor pasa atleast
>>573876190>>573876301GL Falco should have had her hair down
>>573876643Its med dirt, if I remember correctly. That means you can Pasa or HER again
aw crapI still have to do 5 MANT runs for quests and titlefuck me
>>573876652
>>573876301
>>573876760
>>573876568You literally just click the bubbles. I can do everything but the G1 dirt races with Bourbon and Seiun Sky. The only time you're losing unity races is to the themed teams and that's if you get fucked with bubbles which is very rare.
>>573876760Just fail to get the points for the debut year five times.
>>573876652horse soup but they will never admit it
>>573876760When does this end?
>>573876736WOAH MAMA WHO IS THAT NON ROUND UMA
How about this hairstyle?
>>573876936you will never be a satono
>>573876659This artist makes the hottest ntr ever
>>573876936love live ahh falco
When will they tell us how many rolls we get on the Tachy/Hello banner. I wann ROLLLLLLL
>>573876936You will never be umama
>>5738769061 day leftso maybe this CM reset or next one
>>573876965
Done. Just in time for cm.
why did they add falco but take so long to get the rest of her dirt pals?
>>573877115doxx this man right now
>>573875961it's not a scented candle or anything, burns pretty cleanly from what I can tell
>>573876707I do have pasa actually yeah, I don't think I have 2 others though
https://twitter.com/taromarunnn/status/2076309716700217661
>>573877121Dirts were 2nd class umacitizens until /our imam/ Ebayan saved them
>>573877205what the fuck she's so tiny
WEI
>>573877121because Falco was part of pre-launch nige-ranger
very ironic for a dirt uma to astroturf
>>573877174I would only consider that with food safe candles, clean bee wax etc. All those candles from mineral oils scream cancer soot to me
>>573877191maya has dirt E so you can get to dirt A guaranteed with 10 sparkssurely you have at least one 3* with dirt D/E
>>573877242>get me outta this wack ass crystal rectangle prison toreina
1000 children
>>573877436that's alot
>>573877191you can just do pasa and 2 debuffers with golshi and hope for the best
oh wow another event story about some random competition and the designated group tackles the challenge with the power of friendship
>>573877516Power of friendship is based!
>>573877516That's not exactly what happened though
>>573877569cute
>>573877516wtf I love event stories now
>>573877516falco doesn't have friends so she never gets to be in events
>>573877516
wait could I do a bootleg oguri for cm17 with pasa actually? inherit festive and u=ma2, inspo 777 and get corner recovery or something
>>573877667Thats incorrect. How can you lie like that. Have you no shame?
will they make ebayan a cygaymes shill like how satono shills sega
>>573877580wouldn't know I lost interest after the 2nd chapter
>>573877096I need Dia to look at my penis like that
my face, her crotch
>>573877667bro?
>>573877779Nah he is too much of a fat fuck to do anything buy devour dounts
>>573877730inherited festive doesn't last long enough. 6 seconds vs Oguri's 10 seconds
>>573877880dang
>>573877490multiples will help reach that goal faster
>>573877516>>573877792I liked itI liked how they Golshi had Mackie get over herself and lol'd at how Chiyono worked so hard to give Maruzensky a proper challenge only to get owned right away because she was in a monologue way better than the 2nd wedding costume event
>>573877779The better question is how strong will her skills will be
>>573877804"pretty" derby
>>573877516Why the fuck are you playing a sports gacha about friendly girls if you seethe at the idea of competitions and friendship themes
Dia's pretty troublesome these days...
>>573877516as they say, friendship is magic
>>573877730It can work but you'll lose to real Oguri bas every time. Her unique is super strong but the weaker inherited version kinda sucks because it forces you to buy all those recoveries you don't actually need, which is only worth it fully on the full power version.
>>573877516time for more uma kino
If Smart Falcon is so smart, why can't she write a better event story then huh
>>573877932depends if he wins the BCC and arima this year
>>573878040Opera Mare...
>>573878073They compete in BBC now?
>>573878069she's so fucking round
>>573878069i see that sharp chin poking out
>>573876863Don't you have to complete the runs? Or does that count as "completion"?
>>573877963I'm sorry the ikusei stories raised my expectations on the game's writing only to be met with the Disney channel shit you get on the events
my favorite uma is shit on sprints
>>573878180Completion means getting any career ending. That means the bad end as well. You jusz cant abort runs, that counts for nothing
>>573878260>my favorite uma is shitYeah Maya is
I really really really hate falco posters
>>573878323What about Flash posters?
>>573878180win debut rest until you get game over that's how I completed the mandatory runs
>>573878286Oh cool time to spam rest until end of career
>>573878002Helios influenced her
>>573878323shut the FUCK up whorren
>Planning to build Dirt BNW for the next CM>Biwa can go pace with Neck and Neck/NN/PWR and an innate gold>Ticket can go late with OYL/Pump/MPB and get Maestro from my 0LB Creek>Taishin gets From the Brink with her Steampunk alt and also relies on my own awful Creek since I need to borrow CBShame CB+Creek is a good bit after this CM, would have helped a ton. I could use Tosen Jordan for BOFA but relying on an agemasen card on G dirt is asking for trouble or 0LB Vodka but that's bad too
>>573878361They are my paizuri slaves
>>573878460Is Maestro now necessary for 2000m?
>>573878361You are lucky she has nice breasts
>>573878460Your Jordan Welfare?
>>573878518It's a 2000m without any downhills, and you're running on 1500~1600 speed.
>>573878518it will be extremely useful with the debuffs and the speed cap is increased so the stam reqs will increase too
>>573878518When there are 4 murmurs yes
>>573878518NTA but this track in particular is kinda awkward about it because there's no downhills (or uphills for that matter)it makes the stam requirements closer to something like a 2400m with downhills + you have higher speed in big sing + medium track so debuffers galore
>>573877779slamming yankomanko like there's no tomorrow while she happily gorges on donuts
>>573878260In a sprint anything can happen if you believe hard enough
>>573878540>>573878567Does the HP drain per point of speed above 1200 double like how training above 1200 is halved..
>>573878631downhills have bigger impact, but 1600 should increase your stam reqs by 100~ish.
Can I trust the "Auto Deck" button?
>>573878760Nope
>>573878760No
>>573878760You cannot.
>>573878069Her career is cool and she wrote it
>>573878760yes
>>573878760You can trust it to successfully choose enough cards to allow continued play. It will not choose too few.
>>573878812>>573878815>>573878816Lies. Auto deck is fine.
>>573878536I have her, but I don't trust her to not agemasen me the second I get through aptitude hell>>573878518The lack of downhills and higher speed thanks to GL's increased speed cap means that it's more like a 2400m than a 2000m, so unless you can hit 1k stamina or are XOguri you're going to need a gold recovery (especially with 564 debuffers around)
I'm watching JP virgo cup youtube vods for their finals, how are these idiots with 1250 speed 1300 wit 800 stam 900 power 1 gold 1 white making A finals
>>573879016Now she's going to say Pele played against plumbers and firemen...
>>573878946I mean you can trust Auto Deck to beat the career, no doubts about that. I wouldn't use any Uma made with auto deck for TT or CM and expect success though
>>573878993You are in for a world of pain anyway with dirt BNW. Look through them and take your pick
S-Sorry Bobo
falco falco
Going for Completionist on a dirt G uma and borrowing dirt sparksDo I take 9* dirt spark or 8* dirt with 15 more affinity(150+)?I need the other parent for sprint/mile sparks
>>573879456D-C Dirt is enough
>>573879456Dirt races are winnable on C Dirt so just take whichever takes you to the threshold
>>573879434umadol tummy...
>>573879385Needs a gun.
>>573879430Unc behaviour
>>573878460You should have plenty of spook opportunities if you're pulling on the human rights banner, don't talk yourself out of it yet!
>>573878619big horses are favored in sprints after all
what are the stam requirements for each 400m difference of races?
>>573879827xmas oguris and 3 heals
>>573879617True enough since I'm doing the full 400 on Tachyon/Hello and I also have two 1st anniversary SSR tickets earmarked for Creek I could pop early. I'm doing Dirt BNW no matter what, this is far from my first rodeo forcing umas in races they shouldn't be in
>>573872738DONT YOU DARE USE THE CLOCK
>>573872738Cap as in crap
Is there a way to get japanese derby sashes quick? Or it's only friends points (i dont have them)
>>573880000yeah request them from your clubNice quads btw
>>573880000>2500 carats>quads You will MLB both cards with the free rolls
LOOK AT HER GO
I decided to burn a MANT run by running 6 wit cards as a joke and I hate how it turned out.
>>573880209bullshit ending btw
>>573880176She's been watching Inspector Gadget.
mambo has fallen...
>>573880176When does Bourbon grow out of her robo phase
>>573880329Miss him...
We fucked
>>573880176AND JUST WHO ARE YOU GOING TO KICK??
>>573880259You can lose those???
>>573880290BROWN BRICKS IN RHINE CRAP!
Bobo? What are you doing?
>Ooi is completely flat so you can't even run Restless nor any other incline based recoveriesIf I don't make it to the finals I'm making and burning an effigy of the Jap that designed that track
>>573880821I remember everyone's golshi getting bricked on the first Leo CM where Go Home Specialist didn't work
>>573880791>the skirt doesn't stay during sexboooooo
URA parent runs fucking SUCK
>>573880909Is there something special about skirts?
>>573880960what are you watching gwo
>>573880960I too, enjoy William Osman's shenanigans.
>Ooi is completely flat>all the more reason for me to chansform and run swimsuit Mack on it
>>573880960you dont need to care about aptitude just whites then finish them in unity and trackblazer
GOATmire Terra confirmed for entering the Arc!
wtf Kingu I kneel
>>573881031Another victim to the french druids soon
>>573880981not on skirts in general, but specifically her super tiny one she uses with her racing outfit
>>573880960mystery cap
>>573880329But we stabilized at A+ at least. It is kinda crazy how much one neet can farm
>>573881008Got the stam and scenario spark but didn't get a mood duel at all. I dunno how much longer I can keep going.>>573880989William Osman>>573880993Yeah he's pretty good 2nd monitor content>>573881142Her name is Osman Cap
>>573881031HE WILL FINISH THE STORYTRUST THE UMAPLAN
>>573881103Scandalous!
>>573881217Does scenario spark matter? Some anon said only racing spirit stamina matters
>>573881261they all matter lel
>>573881253sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>573881261Racing stam is the best single spark you can get from URA, but if you're going to autism out you might as well shoot for more
