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its mondaylets get this bread
My Wide Bride
soon
>>573900361
Is polygamy legal in Kivotos?
>>573900389>Better buy SenseiMy human rights...
>>573900497this jit cracks birds
may we use this image to counter that anorexic Reisa horror art?
>>573900540No, because some baggots unironically find this attractive
>>573900497up to 4 only, yes
>her birthday is almost overWhy is he late lately
just bussed to mika and nagisa
>>573900389>3dpd seething>momoi peanut butter>crave girls dick>reisa wish dog inside>rape sad hibiki>child vagina best>soon true porn ba>predator gamer kaho>niggers describe magic>shiroko rapist>midori yummy>koyuki mouth consent
Do you think they're not doing a live in-person event for Pandemonium Swimsuits because they know the crowd will be silent?
sexy seia
>>573900754Yeah
>>573900660Nagisa, I found the terrorist, you don't have to suspect the rest of Make-up work club anymore.
>>573900389>iroha tasteDelicious.
>>573900497Only girls from within their club, and you are not legally their husband.You are legally their club bicycle
>>573900825There are only two students who ride that bicycle nn
>>573900728Seia has a car, she could have just picked you up if you asked.
>>573900754Retard
>>573900660>up to 4 onlyIt's (You)r duty to marry the millions of students in Kivotos.
I know you're reading this, aggie admin. Give us a divegrass, gogurt, or banana costume and gogurt theme for the next aggie
>>573900914I’m glad you two are finally getting along!But please, buy some more lubricants, it’s starting to chafe
>>573900963funny Kei also talk abt this
>>573900389>momoi talking today>yummy midori speak
>>573901041How do we solve the "one sensei, a million students" problem?
>>573900987
>>573900779I don’t get it
>>573900949You know I'm right Irohaschizo
our FUARKING HERO
>>573901123there's a simple answer but /bag/ isn't ready to hear it yetjust have them fuck each other when sensei isn't around
>>573900754Stage 3: Bargaining
>>573901123one sensei can have a million dicks
>>573901181Students can't impregnate other students.
>Pandemonium summer fes happens>Iroha doesn't get an alt>in fact she doesn't even appear in the storyI just wanna see it happen to see the thread burn
>>573901123there's a simple answer but /bag/ isn't ready to hear it yetwe gotta bring back Phrenepates Sensei
...so what now?
Jumby my beloved...
Every one here is shitting on pandemonium fes, but watch it be one of the best fes events. Makoto-sama will rise up and replace hina as the most popular gehenna student and everyone will see how great the pandemonium society and she is.
>>573901342Manwhore!
rare
>>573901342whore
>>573900754Probably. Imagine attending one of these expecting some hugely anticipated student to get an alt... and then they shit out Makoto, one of the most hated students in the game.At least if it's a normal stream that'll be the devs communicating "Yeah it's a little bit shit this time around" ahead of time.
>>573901123The power of Shanhaijing medicine from yours truly.
Very curious how we got the fes art announcement for 4.5, 3.5 and 2.5, as a way to generate hype, yet this year it's radio silence.And 2.5 was 3 years ago.What, Yostar ran out of money or something?
>>573901294He's already busy with his own timeline's girls.
>>573901342Recruit more students
>>573901410It’s already the best one we’ve ever had and it hasn’t even started yet
>>573901151
>>573900754Has there ever been a fes that didn't get a good reaction from the fans in BA's history? i just started last year
>>573901123Perhaps with the artifacts at hand, we could turn ourselves into trinitarian entities.Multiple bodies, multiple persons, one soul, one essence.
What would you think about uma collab?
>>573901538Armed Hoshino had people dooming here until Kuroko saved it
>>573901453You can just blame SS for diverting resources.
>>573901538Nah that’s just the schizotroon seething over lolis again
>>573901538B.Hoshino got a pretty meh reaction from fans, same with U.Neru
>>573901538hina fes and the first half of the kuroko/hoshino got boos
>>573901538The 3.5 fes revealing asshole hoshino as the fes student. Coincidentally that's also the first fes to have two fes students and people immediately got hyped when shiroko terror was announced and saved the fes that should've gone to s.saori instead.
>>573901623any collage?
>>573901685hina fes was great actually because makototards expected her to be fes and then they promptly got BTFO
>
Decisive Pandemonium victory
>>573901123There's still less than 100 named students, if I bang 3 per day I can impregnate them all in 3 months
post your favorite /bag/ pic
coom in Nozoom.
>>573901758it's gonna happen again too. iroha and ibuki will be fes
>>573901626what did the Schutzstaffel do?
>What's that? Somebody is saying bad things about the game?! Time to spam gook Seia!!
i don't liek hina
>>573901123There's only one Sensei and each player is a single instance of the same Sensei. There can be multiple instances of Sensei existing simultaneously.
>>573901672Neru’s reaction was, “I guess she deserves a fes slot, but it’s kinda boring design wise”Hoshino got some straight groans due to her already having a Fes slot & we thought she was gonna be the only Fes character announced
>>573901626You damn well know that all of us are too old for /ss/
>>573902057People yearned for Suou
>>573902009mad?
>>573902009Forgot your Seia Chad image
>>573902079Su who?
I really hope Makoto does a naked dogeza in the story and apologizes for what she did in V3
>>573901810check again sensei. we actually have around 140 named students, not counting npcsand that number is only going to increase as they add more schools
I want to bang a girl like ibuki
>>573902103Ou.
>>573902163why naked
>>573902009Should've posted that with annoyed Fuuka pic
>>573901556>What would you think about uma collab?Pass. A gacha collab can't compare to the hype of collabing with a good anime or vn property.
I think we should have let decagrammaton robotise all of our students because this is pretty hot.
>>573900754Is there literally any purpose, narrative or otherwise, to Pandemonium?It's like they're a half-concept, like there was an idea at some point and they never could find a spot in the story to actually implement it so they're kinda just there and at times you get glimpses at what their archetypes might have been supposed to do.
Ibuki's gonna be the welfare again, not because she's unpopular but because that would mean there would be sensei's who don't roll for her and all of gehenna would come down on sensei for making ibuki sad. Plus the dev's don't seem to hate makoto like they do seia, I mean hell seia not only wasn't the fes student of her own fes and robbed of her fes spot twice, they straight up didn't even change the icon for her fes event either and gave her a shitty out of character voice on global.
>>573901556They got literally no worthwhile designs. I’d prefer Saya no Uta. I think some game got Saya recently.
So I really need ue40 iMari for TOR Hiero?Also, I think it's the first boss I won't have to waste tickets to get the achievement pyro, nice
>>573902176Are you sure? She's 4 years old dude
>>573902009concerning
>>573902079People would rather have Ayame for Fes, at least she has an actual motive for her actions
Please stop posting Seia, it's hurting my feelings.
>>573902236>good anime
>>573902268it woulda been a Necron situation where we find out afterward that they lost their souls or something desu
ayame is uglyand elf
>>573902176Just get a girl who’s into age-play, just be wary of the self harm scars though
>>573902281We just haven’t had the Gehenna volume yet, they’re obviously set up for it. The old writers removed the Gehenna part from v3 which messed up a lot of stuff and they also seemed to particularly dislike pandemonium, so the main problem is we just haven’t had enough content with them. But from what we’ve gotten they’re definitely one of the best clubs in the game.
>>573902375I guess being a woman is a motive, that's true
>>573902236S;G VN is a masterpiece but the anime is simply not good. It cuts out too much.
>>573902336You don't
>>573902502heyyou do understand that the only writer that left was Isakusan rightcan you reply if you understand this yes or no
>>573902296I still dont have IbukiWhen is the immortalization, John?
>>573902341she's 11 you sick fuck>>573902491I don't want larpers, just the real deal
>>573902608Does she heal enough at ue30 or do I have to use additional healer?
>>573902624
>>573902502>which messed up a lot of stuff and they also seemed to particularly dislike pandemoniumschizoGODS
>>573902236Ok post a good anime then
can you shut up
>>573902714Oh fucking finally. Thanks m80
>>573902668UE30 is enough to heal the lantern in one go. UE40 to combine with Rio for faster healing.
>>573902668She heals enough at 4* as long as you aren't speedrunning
I want to touch the space between Nagi's perfect mediums.
My canon wife Fuuka...
>>573902336idk try it, otherwise just use sex
>>573902736Oshiri Tantei
Izuna's ninja pee
>good girls like Ibuki don't exist>loving JKs like Kayoko don't exist>kind gyarus like Kirara don't exist>mommies like Shun don't exist>even bros like my nigga Black Suit don't existThis reality is a complete kusoge. Who came up with this shit? what's the appeal?
>>573902661have you thought about ERP with another /bag/got? he could be your Ibuki for you
>>573902612Writer then, but he was definitely the biggest problem
>>573902876bro your "suffering is good actually"?
>>573902876>This reality is a complete kusogestop posting, Momoi
>>573902764>>573902789I don't think tor in itself will guarantee plat tho, fuuuck...>>573902838Don't have her
>>573902876I’ve met girls like Shun, so you should be in luck
>>573902661your a chill man gookako i hope you're dream comes true
>>573903014Yes it will. EU is a joke compared to JP.
>>573903014? 2 Tor and 1 Insane is guaranteed plat for global already, nigger.Unless you're living in KR. In which case ching chong ging gong.
>>573903014I.mari is a good investment for your ligma. She usually pays for herself, like a fes student
>>573902885at that point I'll go outside and do it on my own
>>573903054>>573903091But tor binah wasn't enough for plat, you had to maldcrit
>>573902838sex is a shit girl compared to how cute Mari is
>>573903160And there were 3x the torment binah clears in jp compared to hiero
i just peed myself
>>573902661Ibuki is also a larper, you do realize that right?Also, I don’t want you to go to jail
>>573902876>Adults like sensei don't existWhy live
>>573903160Because Tor Binah is a fucking joke.
>>573903175Kokosex is just as cute
which students do I whore out for Hiero? non-DPS
>>573903160anon a lunatic wasn't even enough to guarantee plat in JP
>>573903274I'll take the risk as long as my dreams come true >>573903042
the XD club
>>573903367UE40+ iMariUE40+ sSeiaUE40+ Fuyu
uh oh Noabros
>>573902536The VN isn't that good either.
>>573903245>>573903383I'm talking about EU
>>573903032Which Shun? And where?
>>573903434Welp, can’t say I didn’t warn you.Say hi to Scully for me, okay?
>>573903516Yeah that's the babby server compared to JP.
>>573903497it's good but it's for VNbabus
>>573903587who's scully? your mom?
I CAN SEE IT
>>573903568GUUUUHHH
>>573903546Hag Shun, and it’s every mid-late twenties and early thirties Asian lady I’ve ever met
>>573903465>UE40+ Fuyu4* is enough for torment
>>573903367>>573903465You're not seriously implying UE40 students get any borrows? lol?
>>573903516Unless you do the worst Torment clear ever, 2 torment + 1 insane is still plat 100%
>>573903696Yes but I will borrow the UE40 one and not your shitty 4*
Being babu is better. Ojisans wish they could've take on such blessed form once again.
>>573903659have you ever had nonny sex with another /bag/got?
>>573901123We need more men in kivotos?
>>573903696point is that if 4* is enough then that's hardly what you'll be borrowing
>>573903793I never said I was gonna put her up. just that last time Hiero was up I did it with my 4* one
>>573903465close enoughmaybe I'll invest a little in Fuyu
>n wordkys
>>573903814Kanna can't pull off being cute as a babu. Her main appeal is her curves, voice and attitude.
what's going on in this thread
Students who may have become a mother to you?
Anyone has that pic of the shupos presenting their feet? Asking for a friend, of course
>>573903931I will keep saying Niko and you can't stop me
Finally some good fucking thread
>>573903989I’m trying and failing to stop anons from becoming actual pedophiles & going to prison
>>573904129prion? we aren't cannibals bro
art of student with their own merch is nice
Sensei! Senseeeeeiiiii!!! Dont walk towards Seia! Its a trap!!!
>>573904086I have this
Wakamo?
>>573904116dangerous...
>>573904129>stop anons from becoming actual pedophilesIt's 9 PM in SEA, it can't be helped.
>>573903691I guess I just dont know where Asian women hang out, young or old.
>>573904231it'll be fine this time
>>573904129>from becomingI think they are past that...
Black Highlander student when?
>>573904361
>>573904335You can usually find them at Korean fried chicken places, but I’m a white burger, so it maybe different for you.
>>573904287Bro just shut the fuck up
>>573904023Kokona? A mother? Uwahhgg
>>573904490I wanna facefuck Momoi’s chestnut mouth so fucking bad…
imagine NutFES
>>573904490kek, your best one yet
>>573904490that's poggers
So canonically speaking are the Blue archive girls Japanese or Koreans larping as Japanese?
>>573904530Im so white I get sunburn on a cloudy day.
>>573904769hyakko is japanese, milennium is korea, highlander is usa, shanghijing is china
>>573904665many are saying this
What's the personality profile of someone who has Ako as their favorite?
>>573904769Depends on the school. Millennium and Highlander are American, Gehenna is Germany, Trinity is the UK, Arius is Ireland, and so on
>>573904769They are Caucasian, same as all anime girls. The lack of slanty eyes is proof of this.
>>573904869do we have a Best Korea school? maybe Arius because they're all poor and starving?
>>573904769They're Kivotosian
>>573904967>lack of slanty eyes
>>573904894I had all of the ojou samas in my top 10 students, because they’re my type. All of them ojou samas except for Momoi, she just has that hook on me.
ngl bros, I want to fuck Neru
>>573905070my beloved 30 year old Asian woman
>>573905191we get it, you’re straightSTFU!!!!
>>573905070that's my aunt
>>573903931Pebuki's Ibupee
>>573905191>>573905378
>>573904725>>573904974>>573905000>>573905170>>573905240I am beginning to think
>>573902876this reality is so shit I can only believe it's training for a perfect anime world that comes afterlike, the specific way it's dogshit has to be deliberate.
>>573905529People sucks since the beginning of time. Being in anime won't change a thing.
>>573905649Are you retarded or something
>this thread
>>573905715first I saw it I thought it was Midori choking Reisa out and got really confused
It’s Chise’s birthday again already? Stop making me feel old /bag/…
The only thing missing is Fagfie, so to ruin my week
>>573905909didn't that person leave?
>>573905070Niya would be the greatest leader of either Trinity or Gehenna, but she’s stuck as the leader of the peaceful & boring Hyakkiyako.No excitement, all bureaucracy
>>573906023apparently, i have been browsing bag for over a year and i have never seen that man in the flesh, only people who hate him, funny to see people mad at ghosts tho
>>573903336Hina should retire
>>573904974Plana riggi the gacha
>>573906114
>>573906141Worth it
huge fat hasumi googling "how many calories are in a sandwich"
>>573906139He never existed, Farfie is a literal spook. You can also see this exact same behavior with the inane figments of the likes of "Mr.CPu", "Stallman" or "Doug".
How many calories are in a Hasumi
>>573906023nah, the affection check is running every month still
>>573906114>>573906247>>573906323Pest
>>573906384i don't think stallman was even a baggot to begin with lol, people were just roting for him because he was ranked 1998 on EU torment peroro and he barely avoided the gold
>>573906384Stallman has posted on /bag/ before >>561134187
>>573906431All of them
>>573906591I think she peed herself
didnt stallman write the linux kernel or some shit
>>573906647
I thought stallman was the guy who explored Antarctica
>>573906591is this allowed, Koharu-chan?
how about you stop doxxing other people
>>573906592>>573906632
I would never say this to her face but I deeply respect Hasumi as a person and don't just look at her erotic sexy body
>>573906742
>>573906592I'm in the club with Stallman tho
I was about to ask a question so fucked and rotten up my human instincts stopped me before I pressed the Submit button.
you should tell her that
>>573906647Linus Sebastian wrote the Linux kernel
I would never say this to her face but I think Hasumi should lose some weight.
>>573906801You can't say it to her face because you can't stop looking at her tits
>>573906853Yes, if i were to wake up in Mika's body, ai would do it, i would do *that*
>>573906742This Mari needs some gogurt
God, I love evil women!
>>573906592explain why I have him on my friend list from /bag/ then>>573906885John Linux did, actually
I would never say this to her face but I want to drink Ibuki's pee
>>573906813>>573906923what are you chewing
Kaede content when
>>573906936There's a high chance that if you go to bed in Mika's body, you'll also wake up in Mika's body, but don't blab about this to just anybody.
>>573906742chill out tetew
does anyone have the halloween pics with the revealing zombie outfit?
>>573907376Improved
>>573907527GUHI can almost see them
>>573907159>>573907234>>573907367Google assistant AI activate my smell-o-vision, MAXIMUM settings
Time for girl nobody cares about that
I love it when a girl fosters genuine hate in her heart
chises bday is overtime for my promised gookako bread
>>573907891Get in line nigga, we're getting gogurt thread first
>>573907891no
>>573907891not before my momoi thread
>>573904101If order the Niko special from Fox Eats, does she come dressed like this
>>573907891Get in line nigga, we're getting Clocknigger thread first
>>573907782Like Miyako?
>>573907379I went through a bunch of folders and hink I can safely say I don't.
coom in doomrope in hope
>>573900540kazusa if she latina
Hello FOX eats, I would like to order a rimjob haha
>>573908310Fox that would actually do it?
There will never be a gogurt thread
>>573904992Arius is Syria, Abydos is Egypt.
Yuzu stole the show!
>>573907367meekseggs
当心火车NOT FOR SALE © 2026 NEXON Games & Yostar
>>573908385we had one before already just so you know what mafia runs this general
>>573908485I thought she had a big caboose at first.
Boom
>>573908157all students should be legally required to wear outfits that show their navel. especially Midori
Blue Archive but its a Simpsons episode (golden era)
>>573908485what? in what situation would there be a train in a con?
>>573906936>>573907159kill yourself trashnigger
>>573908509her forehead stole my cum
>>573908450preschooler _____
>>573908659How often do you interact with cosplayers?
Mika is stinky
>>573908749manko
>>573908712Mika isn't my type personally but I'd love to wake up in Koharu's body for reasons at least three times as lewd as the Mika anon
>>573908841what is that thing she wears around her shoulders called?
>>573908749Dont say it
>>573908509これを直ちに削除してください。
>>573908278my socialist wife
>>573908904jackpot!
>>573908951*steals you're pudding*
>>573908841I want to lick Mika's pit
https://x.com/BA_HappyBirthD/status/2076683071215030675>Today, July 14th, is Minori's birthday!
>>573909073She can't steal anything because she doesn't exist
>>573908897capelet
>>573909104happy birthday, Mimori
>>573909073Give it back, it's the people's pudding!
>>573909157No need to insult him
I WANT NEW CONTENT I WANT FES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>573908749it doesn't look any different from an adult one probably
>>573906936>>573907159Why does this always happen with pink students?
>>573904769Brainlet repliies hotdamn. They are Japanese roleplaying as their respective schools nationality. All you need to do is look at their name. They're all Japanese.
Happy Yasumori
>>573909349Even Cherino?
Except Cherino
>>573909234no. she needs it to survive
>>573909349Even Amy?
>>573909413Especially Cherino>Renkawa
>>573909235Why do I find that sitting position so arousing?
>>573909457>Izumimoto
>>573909321need this bitch on my chest while we half watch some dumb bullshit on the tv and drift to sleep
>>573909349>They're all Japanese.Karin is a western name
>>573909608>KakudatePlease, use your brain. I beg of you.
>>573909349ein, sof, ohr aren't japanese names
Chokefuck Midori in front of a restraint Momoi.
>outclassed by a bourgeois fishslutComrades, we must fight for Minori
Can I please have an extremely stupid BA image
>>573909735this but do the same to Momoi after and Midori participates
if a dudes full name is Johnathan Sunohara or something it doesn't mean he's japanese
Ao isn't going to be a real student.
>>573909732Cool, what school are they enrolled in as students?
I like Saori a lot.
None of them are japanese or even human. They are gods larping as highschoolers. The world is fake.
You have 30 minutes to pat before it's too late
>>573909673use your eyes, I typed her first name, not last. just because your name is Sukhdeep Usa doesn't mean you're American
>>573909830
>>573909732They don't have a surname just yet.>>573909860Giving children western given names or kirakira names is a trend. The surname is the deciding factor.
Where is my Aggie?
>>573909515makes the ass look bigger
>>573909994Tonight
>>573909913I do not liker her, I LOVE HER.
>>573909967Cool. Read >>573909983. Not to mention that Karin is in fact a japanese name, but that's completely besides the point.
Roll for Koyuk
>>573909835BWOAH, never seen a Minori shrine before
>>573909830look at her go
>>573910436>stupidwhat's stupid about PlantainGookMika tho
My wife and my wife if she was born in china
people who sexualize kei are mentally disabled
>>573910463Me too man. I never see anyone post her and I'm always surprised, she seems like a very likeable character, aside from the whole shooting you thing. Water under the bridge though, as far as I'm concerned.
is /bag/ even real
You only forgive Saori because of her body
I need pictures! Pictures of Reisa being happy!
You only don't forgive Miyako because of her body
>>573910517Koharu would be one of the safest girls to be alone with since she'd never have the balls to actually do anything. She'd wait for you to make the first move until the end of time.
>>573910956She bweh'd
>>573911004She is extremely sexy tho
>>573911004
>>573910956I forgive her because she took care of my sadwife
Would your studentwife spit or swallow?
>>573909941Psen: "wrong"
>>573911305vaginal only
>>573911262
>>573911305Both.
>>573910903We love Saori here, she is our heir.
>>573911351...Like spit it out in the air and then catch it again in her mouth?
>>573911375Comically too bigStill, babymaking sex with Asuna in just an open yukata might be the hottest BA fantasy
Dilute your bloodline with Karin
if she spits she doesn't love you desu
2 weeks until the anime S2 announcement
>>573911505Swallows until she chokes then spits out the rest
What games do hebes play?
>>573911010the problem wouldn't be her, it would be me. I don't think I'd be able to resist her
>>573911617My dick
>>573911582Except for Abydos students, they just think semen is toxic
>>573911539momai swimsuit when?
>>573911702Wait until you find out what relation semen has to Egyptian mythology.
>>573911542I don't know about that anon she's massive up there
>>573911305they would both swallow according to this chart
hawk tuah!spit on that thang!
Akane Love!We are what we choose to be.Rogal Dorn
>>573911760I know, I was making a reference to that
Yuzu the STINKY gamer
>>573911776Nah man, that original pic has tits larger than her head by a massive marginHer canon size is unironically perfect
>>573911505she swallows some then spits the rest into Anon's mouth
>>573911782Where's Kei on this?
>>573911883I want to SNIFF Yuzu's bare thighs
>>573910956Nah, I forgive her because she’s the flower blooming in the concrete. Plus, I really liked her as an antagonist; I don't think any other antagonist in Blue Archive made me feel the way Saori did, she genuinely felt dangerous and competent.
>>573911923Kinda hot nglKissing after BJ is good stuff
>>573911892tits are blobs of fat, they are being hold in the official art but irl and without bra they will sag and they will look 2x biggeri will agree that og pic is overly exaggerating
>>573911883she wouldn't be stinky if she swallowed. her uniform smells like my cum now>>573911930same as Alice probably. if you're wondering about the rest of the club Toki would be the same as Midori and Ao the same as Momoi unless you cum on her pudding then she'd have to swallow it
Nagi laying her eggs into my mouth...
>>573909946Pat pat
>>573912063Hina xoina
>>573911930she's on the chart with himari and eimi obviously
Finally I can read Minori's momotalks after so many years. Then it's just Reisa (read her magical girl ones) and Meru from all the early girls.
>>573900284In a few hours we will be graced once more by the greatness of Astrae OratioRejoice /bag/gots to the end of your pathetic existence
https://x.com/i/status/2076618136854634827Is this safe?
>>573911994having tried this irl it's erotic but it tastes awful
>i want to smell this student, I want to smell that student!Oh about we smell YOU instead, Sensei!!??!!
>>573912257>cringe awkward HSR cloneYep, that's the end of /bag/ alright
>>573912345Dude everyone's tasted their own already at least once.
>>573911010One of my favorite BA doujins is about mindbreaking Koharu by doing things that "technically aren't lewd" until she just gives up and begs for sex
>>573912312the vagoo lips make it nsfw
>>573912050>the same as MomoiI meant Yuzu* obviously
there are no sex havers in /bag/ stop lying
Alhamdulillah Saori is forgiven for her sins.
>>573912431Isn't that the one where she begs for impregnation sex because it's technically not lewd, it's functional
>>573912484I fucked your mom rumao
>>573912517Very cute Serika
>>573912354What if I always smell like freshly fried tempura battered shrimp for some reason, even if I'm fresh out of the shower and haven't eaten any seafood in almost a month
>>573912431Feel free to link it.
We Muslim blue archive here, Ibuki and Kokona are my wives.
>>573912484it's just (You) I'm afraid. I have sex with my students all the time and with your mom occasionally
>>573912704For a moment I thought that was Kei's dangling cock
>>573912254>I started playing when Minori/Meru were released and now they are considered early girls
I want B.Momoi L2D to be her bawling her eyes out under the pressure of what’s happening. I want her to invite you to a private room, expecting maybe a private gaming session or maybe some sexy time. But instead, it’s Momoi taking off her goofy fun loving mask and just letting it all out for you. She talks about how she’s trying to be the light of the group, but she can’t handle the pressure with all that’s going on. So she confines comfort with you, and you tell her she’s doing the best she can.When you head pat her, I want her to start blushing and whimpering. When you stretch her cheek, she smiles and has a little chuckle with tears in her eyes.In this L2D, while Momoi is the light within the group, you are the light with her.
Cheese...
>>573912484You got pwned, anon.
>>573912793what about bMidori's L2D?
>>573912793Holy based. We NEED more crying l2ds
Literally everyone has swimsuit Azusa now right?
Momoibro that is kinda cringe.
>>573912982Pure sex
>>573912783Game release -> Meru release = 931 daysMeru release -> Today = 1055 days
>>573913020For sure. I can't imagine anyone skipping this beauty.
Bullying Miyu
>>573912484You… you… DIRTY SEX HAVVER!
>>573913020no>>573913070so just the usual then, I can live with this
>>573912431
>>573913137
>>573913224
>>573913202I want her but my pyro stack isn't high enough for Seia/Foxes so unfortunately the cutest sooz will have to wait
>>573912793TLDRI see 'moiI post 'moi
>>573913231mfw I don't have a second striker healer and I spent my borrow on a dps
>>573912810This reaction would result in me giving Chise's horns intense fellatio
I still don't like Saori. She hasn't shown any regret to deserve my forgiveness
I just got owned by a coworker /bag/...>retard asks me for a change in my logic/codebase>i say "....okay" this time (usually say no to his requests)>do changes on live while checking out the code>take 10 minutes and finish the change, tell him so>"uhhh actually since your deployment will take a week or so i will do it from my side">fucker was probably hoping i would deny his initial request so he could use it as an excuse for idk>i can only say a depressed "haha okay" and leaveHow is your day going
>>57391341610 words or less
>>573912509
>>573913182I started with SIzuna, am I an oldfag?
damn, these blogposts SUCK
>>573913231Hear me out: imagine taking Koharu as she is hereAnd then pumping her full of aphrodisiacs before chaining her up and blindfolding her for an unknown period of time
>>573913416I bet that fucker uses LLMs to code
>>573913476gookseia got OWNED by a gookako in his wage cage
>>573913495S.Izuna is like 500 days older than Meru, what do you think
Babu hours when
damn, I lost a pat because I took a long time to do the second one, then I napped through the third one
I thought I'd have to do my pKoyuki rolls during lunch break at w*rk tomorrow but then I remembered tomorrow is a national holiday so I'll be able to do my pulls comfortably at home, feels good my nihha
Hamster-sized Kaede
>>573913553everyone use llm now. you don't work, do you?
…you guys are camping every hour for pats?
i would read my momos if they look like this
>>573913836>i would readno you wouldn't
>>573913210Edgeworth Sensei sounds rough..
>>573913813I don't think she can safely drink all this
Which student sends the lewdest nudes to sensei
Two last valentine stories... I wonder who I should pick hmm...
>>573913137>>573913236God I wish Ba'al was real
>>573913828Every three hours. I'm casual so I just do 6-7 per day though.
reisa is sleeping
>>573914051Midori
>>573914094brow just watch sportsthere's a ball there most of the time
posting this so I can save it on my phone
>>573914215Not bad, made me chuckle a little
>>573912996Agreed, perhaps Goose can have an L2D of a happy cry to contrast with the other crying L2Ds she had(She’ll always be a crybaby after all, and I wouldn’t have it any other way)What I wanted from Momoi is a L2D that delves into her emotional maturity, something we’ve seen in both V2C2 and VEX. And I want her to have a real cry, not the crying Momoi that’s used for as a gag. A real emotional cry that makes your heart drop.
>>573914165You do HOW many?
>>573913828If im really willing to wake up before 6am i will even do 7 a day!
>>573913479>this doujin got players into the game
>>573914253Nice
>>573914051canonically Serikahttps://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Serika/MomoTalk
Hoahino status?
>>573914536kek
>>573914051Ibuki
>>573914253Feed your Saori
Usecase for SZoos?
Some of you are redditors, your soft behavior makes it obvious
Wao
>>573914487rumors say he got bond 100 and married her
>>573914861
>>573914887Binah and Hiero passive def down 5 years ago. Best DPS (once) for ShiroKuro 5 years ago.
>>573914887visiting zoos
>>573914861I can't wait to get her in 4 months and read her momos
>>573914536Save this
Saori, feed your Sensei
>>573915079After you read them, you can rewatch the fully voiced version on youtube, when her VA did it on the unofficial BA podcast.
>>573915089>only 5760 jimmiesSaori, that's not even 1/4 of a spark...
I skipped Vol 6, was Saori that good?
Are those Passes worth buying or better go for Furniture?
>>573915185link?
>>573914051You just know. She probably asks him which lingerie looks better on her when she goes shopping.
>>573915087
>>573915203She got mugged on the way home... please understand
>>573914861>sensei! look look!>ibuki feels really good if i do this to my crotch!
>>573915269>raffle boxyou can craft those bro
>>573914887indoors SRKRDEF reducer for Binahindoors Gozalso Hiero a very very long time ago, like the other guy saidgood times
>>573915269if you have all the valentines done, credits.
>>573915336I saw this art before playing vol 6 and thought that that's what really happens there
>>573915335I knew the stupid fox of doom was behind all this
>>573915273https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2wmCrfL4xo&t=2316sThere's a bunch of other students too. Chiaki and Megu at least, I don't really remember all of them.
youko
>>573914532that seems like an accident. it doesn't count.
>>573915034>legs
>>573915269If you don't have anymore meet up, just get credits. Valentine furniture are common crafting chamber nodes.
>>573912484The last time I had sex wasn't even that long ago, no more than 4 years ago...
>>573915221wtf where did those extras come from
She's not allowed to be this fucking cute. She's making me consider it...
>>573915336well, I guess being given that amount would be just enough for me to guarantee pKoyuki...I'm gonna buy pakeji tomorrow anyway
If you're a REAL Sensei, do you recognise whose butt this is?
>>573915304GUH
>>573915671it's none of your concern
>>573915034Ibuki noooo I am getting arrested now
>>573915269After the passes go for credits unless you're cafe is lacking in comfort.
>>573915719Rio because of the trashy taste in clothes
>>573914887I use her for indoor Goz/SK. At this point she does 1/5 or BAris DPS tho
>>573915719femsei
>>573915719Hasumi because she's fat
>>573915719no. but i recognise that hair.
>>573915779now I'm... concerned...
>>573915221Yes? She was always that good.
My body is a machine that turns momos into unread momos
Seia got me all hot and concerned
Students laying eggs
Babu blobs...
Akane and Seia, friends forever!
forgot your 'kako pic
my body is a machine that turns Saibas into mothers
>tfw no FuyuAm I fucked for today's GA /bag/?
>>573914861>>573915034Sauce?
>>573916052We've been doing Hiero GA since before Fuyu was even a thing, cockazoid.
>>573916041Even Ao?
>>573916052
Nagi...
>>573915482>VA is an adult womanScammed
https://litter.catbox.moe/r6n1wdgvbjh32lp6.webp
>>573916052Enjoy youre gold
>>573916052>Hiero in 2k26lil gup you'll be fine
>>573916185especially Ao
Nagi's pungent egg fluid...
Fuyu is my nigga she helps me with securing limited models and onaholes from the black market
AKIRA WHEN? I WANT TO FUCK A PINK FOX
spell ICUP niBBa
>>573916071gachigachi
>>573916052borrow or use another def down>>573916482bro, your Niko? Akira is a cat...
>>573916487icy yuppie?
>>573916559Next you will tell me that Walnut isnt a cat
Yuppies mentioned
>>573916847anon...
the manga I like still didn't update
>>573916850ero~ero~ero~ero~
>>573916850hikari
>>573916923
Yuppie students?
>>573916732eeeew you see us pee?
No one knows suffering like a Kasumi fan who isn't really that into feet (me).
>fully voiced momotalksI had some time so I compiled them.Kokonahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GDDiAMKCVc&t=1860sMidorihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSfXHeaT_r8&t=9180sIbukihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2wmCrfL4xo&t=2316sMeguhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_epTuCC9FYs&t=1320sChiakihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-yicSUdzwI&t=1538sRabuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbO0hS1cE6o&t=3180sFuukahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSHGcFZRx9k&t=2100sMidori (maid)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohDSxZ2jiNw&t=1680s
>>573917057
>>573915587that's what she said
>>573916965Tell that to us Vagabond fans
>>573917429hikari yes!
Sex with ________
Okay, but Suou fans suffered more
>>573917387>Midori>Midori (Maid)oh shit, I need to watch thisI'm EOP but I don't care, her voice is the cutest ever
>>573917509Sensei.
child foots
>>573917429Heil Hikari
I suffer from bunch of mental illnesses
>>573917573>EOPWhat? How did you even find your way to this place?
>>573917707we know, Mr.CPu
it's over
>>573917573just pull up your own momos and read it alongside broor use https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Midori/MomoTalk (click on the pink text)
>>573917510Maybe Suou with get more sympathy when we learn why she wears that stupid eyepatch
>>573917784EOP means someone who consumes weebshit in english, ie someone who can't into japanese, newfriend.
>>573917828>Minus 1? Huh? Minus 1 what?>*anon checks his ballsack*>no... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>573917784retard
>>573917903It's because Yume trapped in there keeps yelling racial slurs if she doesn't cover her
>>573917903What? How did you even find your way to this place?
>bKarin’s momoswhy am I like this and why does Karin seem to be okay with it?
>>573917903>>573918024Fuck. Meant for >>573917854How embarrassing and shameful
>>573917851yeah I'll probably do it with her actual momos. no way I'm gonna read them on the wiki when I have both of her versions at bond 50, that would be insulting
>>573917671Licking Feetbuki's Ibufeet
How come Millenium and Gehenna students have interacted only TWICE in 5 years?>Kourin Taisai>Vol F
Millennium vs Trinity
>>573918131tf nigga what are you smoking
>>573918078Because you're her husband, and she is your wife
>>573916965dl’ed the latest yen press release of Kakegurui, seemed like it was going for a conclusion but now they’re on a boat…
>>573917903well, technically not only in English because my country has a massive weeb culture so a lot more stuff gets translated into my native language than in English
>>573917057Why is Hikari retarded?
>>573918356omelette du fromage sensei…
>>573918024No it’s the Eye of Ra, Osiris has nothing to do with eye related stuff.
>>573918408Because it makes girls cuter
what are these niggers talking about
>>573917387Adding Saori which her VA did on her own channel (she also did a voiceover for the respective events they appeared in)Saori (swimsuit)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89dWG-81Ofw&t=1160sSaori (dress)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwoeQuNhTok&t=980
>>573918356sopa de mancaco sensei...
I just noticed I have a Fuyu spook. Does she need UE?
>>573918451I don't know anything about mythology, Yume being trapped in Suou has much cooler story potential. What do we even do with Ra?
>>573918408Because she’s slow
>>573918356我早餐吃凡士林 sensei...
>>573918427oui>>573918492non
Ah... Gomen, Yuuka...
>>573918493it helps but nogotta raise her equipment though, she’ll be tanking some damage and her survivability depends on evading enough attacks
>>573918356Pepé Le Pew sensei...
>>573916965The manga I like updated but it's in the middle of something important and its on monthly releases now...
>>573918463it seems someone wants to lick ibukis feet
>>573918597I'll just fuck them both.
>>573918597That's harshAnd hot
>>573918408Nozomi got all the brain juice in the womb
>>573918659Canonically Sensei isn't into Yuuka.
Please... aggie...
Ah... Gomen, Noa...
Minoribread please
>>573918356russki sensei...
>>573918356Tylko jedno w głowie mam sensei...
don't forget it's Midori's birthday
gookako bread onegai
>>573918787knowing she’s sitting in her mental asylum styled room just makes it funnier
>>573918827It's actually Mimori's birthday
>>573917387Chiaki's VA being ethusiastic to act out her momos after they announced her playable character is a large reason why I like Chiaki so muchI wish she would spook me
>>573918760He asked for indirect kiss from her.
>>573918597Why isn't there a doujin with this plot?
>>573908262BAKE
>>573919195>he asked for a bottle of waterkek, gotta suck being a "Yuuka Sensei"
>>573919228Because Yuuka is too busy planning her ovulation sex with sensei in most of them
>>573918517You can still make the eye about Yume, as long as Suou is actually Isis, not Set.In Egyptian mythology, the goddess Isis stole Ra’s(The supreme leader of Egypt) power by learning Ra’s true name. Now the closest thing we could have to forbidden knowledge in BA is Yume’s notebook. When Suou stole Yume’s notebook, the Ra side of Suou’s Isis mystic awaken within her eye. She wears the eyepatch as proof of guilt from stealing from a dead student.
>>573919406>>573919406>>573919406
>>573918245Himari's chocolate was made from cacao beans grown "near Gehenna"
