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*loses*
FUCK your trainee
>>573933374Anus Tonguin'
>>573933374WHO THE FUCK
Digitan LOVE
wahey
Addicted to umanko sloppa
Hey, what the fuck why do we have an off-topic OP again
>>573933667Don't be rude to Ines
>>573933374who is this????????
2nd day of Horse babu sale
>>573933374god i have a primal NEED to slide my hands up in there
How do I know which Sweepy to use?
Pama Wife
https://x.com/Chris_Flandre/status/2075526472178057367
>>573933826Use the one that's not a brat.
>>573933736But Ines is pink?
>>573933374god i love my big sis anus
>>573933907
blondes
>>573933853That's Maya!
>>573934085what did she mean by this
>>573933986Oh I see her now!
>>573934085Is she hinting that she want to talk about Feng Shui with me?
>>573934085Nice try bitch but I know you're just trying to get me to take you home so you can fuck my couch. Stay away from my furniture.
>>573934085but how is that supposed to help with feng shui
>>573933465Why not? Just because he isn't related to Stay Gold?
Controversial take:Higher % failure trainings should give higher rewards.
>SKIBIDI RIZZ has just won TWO RACES IN A ROW in CLEVELAND, OHIO.>SKIBIDI RIZZ has found new life in OHIO as a PACE CHASER.>He initially positioned himself behind the lead outside, then switched to the rail towards the quarter pole, and LOCKED IN to hold off CALL IT A NIGHT.
Tachyon LOVE
>>573934368Anon has eyes but he can't see Mount Tai.
>>573934085dual cultivating with rickey!
>>573934012There is only 1 blonde in game so far...
>>573934012many are saying this
>>573933374Ultra based OP I love Whojin
*Shopping at Acme® with Dober*Me: *Giggle* Hey, Dober! *Holds up block of cheese and bottle of vinegar*Dober: *Blushes while wearing flip-flops* Sh-Shut up!
I love my wife.
>>573933826the one that doesnt talk as much
>>573934085You are courting death.
>>573934749Narita Titty Road
>>573934749Her outfit is so retarded
this thread will be gayer
>>573933787This time it will be this year's foalsThere will be a couple of sires for whom this is their first crop, that includes:Do Deuce (Equinox's rival), Auguste Rodin (Best foreign-bred and trained spawn of Deep Impact), Lemon Pop (dirter that earned a JRA "HERO" series poster by winning 3 G1s and 2 JPN1s), Justin Milano (2024 Satsuki Sho winner) and Shahryar (2021 JP Derby and 2022 Dubai Sheema Classic winner)https://www.youtube.com/live/7LevdM4q5tIhttps://www.jbis.jp/seri/2026/10H1/sale/
>>573935203FAT FUCK
>give MANT a try because I need to farm fans anyway>5 clocks immediately eaten by random g2sAlright man geez I'll go back to URA
>>573933787where was the tacto/nox foal
>>573934012>>573934592>Coal Shitty
>>573935671me on the right
>>573935686>Gentil's onahole >hag>cripple>tsundere
>>573935686is this the sexiest quartet
>>573935892Aruvu isn't tsundere she's just troubled.
>>573935686Why did you not put them under each other
>>573935964Tsun-tsun
>>573935671i dont get it
lets get jiggie with it>https://jiggie.fun/OOoGcJhttps://jiggie.fun/OOoGcJ>https://jiggie.fun/OOoGcJhttps://jiggie.fun/OOoGcJ
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11785374
>>573936657Futa is shit and I hate you
>>573936712https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11784550
>>573934583the class representative of umakind
>>573933374Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>573936957Fuck off
>>573934583the build that will make the global conquer the universe and win the war
>>573933348I thought it was funny when they went back to that game with other girls and kingu and pretty much the only time she'd lose is when sweepy was on her team holding her back to the point she ended up winning a 3 vs. 1. Truly a first-rate gamer.
>>573936957Fuck on
>>573936957don't fuck off
>>573936957You so cute
>>573935427Bwo your fuku speed?
So is the update tomorrow or no? I don't see any confirmation from official sources.
>>573937369Besides the announcement of the 1.5 anni dirt tracks scheduled for tomorrow*
Hi i'm newDo I need to select my pity card immediately after 200 or can I do 400 and then select two
>>573936921Me on the left
>>573937494The latter.
>>573934085
>>573937265>what is that mean
>>573937494Hey newfriendWhat's your favorite uma?
>>573937265omg her first word
>>573936957more like Gaythere lole
>>573937570
>>573937494if you are aiming for lb3 or more of SSR then go for 200 and see if you got unlucky (like 0 SSR of the banner)
>>573937698Matikane ig she wants to kill herself and I can relate
>>573937883>she might be a shotacon because she is friendly to kidsdid a woman write this or something?
>>573937918Now break her neck
>>573937918
>>573938009Break her cervix, got it
Is there a club out there available for a refugee like me?
>>573938183>full tp>full rp>538 caratsJesus christ anon what happened
>>573938091
>>573938183brick-182 has a spot>>573926901
>>573935479Number 372
>>573938265I just woke up, I'm a nightshift wagie.
>>573938343Ok and your carats?? Where did they go?
>>573938279>20 years ago
>>573938279
Buying merch especially cheap acrylic shit is cringe as fuck. "Look at me I'm a big fan, I buy trash all day" is just attention whoring bullshit and performative
>>573938494seethe harder poorfag
>>573938423Cards
>>573938620There havent been any cards worth rolling on in like the past 5 months.....
>>573938482
>>573933374we fucked
>>573938620did you at least get the ones you want or
>>573938674
>>573938871holy fuck you sound exactly like a schizo I know from /vt/I bet that's you fatass
>>573938673I'm too gullible with that, I see the 1500 carats I pull. But starting with the 1.5 anniversary and going to save for El Condor Pasa Speed SSR.
>>573938494Complaining about acrylics is very, very specific. Who hurt you?
>>573938849>Idonum Cringe
>>573938938This game is not very forgiving for those with poor impulse control.... stay strong anon.
>>573938871 I'm not poor I'm just not retarded keep buying garbage merch for a person that doesn't even exist to support a company that exists to fleece you.
>>573938938You would honestly be better off rerolling your account provided you have not put a ton of money into this one
>>573938849
>>573938871>>573939018>I'm not poor I'm retardedwe can telldon't delete out of shame btwand seethe harder
>>573938849i love my middle age teenager wife
>>573936214Since Ardan, Aruvu and Verxina face the opposite in their school art and race art, I thought it would be nice to mirrored the order.
>>573939018Sounds like you're poor too
>>573938807No.
We Luna posting?
Air shacute
>>573939050
>>573939280No
>>573939396Too bad She’s cute
>>573939393These are the Heirs to the Throne?
>>573938279>>573938482>>573938674Cringe
>>573939485>boomer>cuteNeck yourself
I know you guys are going through a lot but I want to lick Gold Ship's butthole
>>573939148Dang, that's roughHopefully, you have yourself prepared with a strong enough deck and have your borrows set going into Grand Live if you have a long term plan to save for Pasa SSR. Keep that strong mind.
>>573939280Why are all the Symbolis so erotic?Yes, including Speed. ESPECIALLY Speed.
>>573939575fine motion would never kidnap me she's a good girl
>>573939554https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11775208
>>573939393
>>573938929Seems like you're the one who should go back no one likes vtumors >>573939121I'm not poor I'm just not retarded When the game dies the merch becomes worthless it arguably is worthless already
>>573939802>he thinks uma musume franchise is only the gamelmao way to out yourself as a tourist faggot
>>573939543
>>573939763>Krabs
>>573939852I'm not a touristCinderella girls is pretty much dead even if it is also a multimedia franchise because the game died
>>573939802When we die, everything becomes worthlessMight as well make the most of it while you're here
>>573939935you literally fucking smell like a tourist retard
>>573939612
>>573939935Holy fucking retard
>>573939863>>>/b/
Give Admire Groove your true love. She's been alone for her whole life.
>>573940039>ugly uma>daughter of a hagNyo
>>573940039I love Emilia
https://jiggie.fun/OOoGcJhttps://jiggie.fun/OOoGcJhttps://jiggie.fun/OOoGcJlet's jig
I unironically miss having whistles and energy drinks and cupcakes and instant heals
>>573940174
Last Thread
>>573940209There is literally nothing stopping you from playing MANT
>>573940231literally all me btw, cuz I said sex with tama
>>573939802Poorfag mentality, what's 200 dollars buying what you like
I'll never participate of any jiggie or jong.
JONG?????
>compete against 4 rivals>They all crash the fuck out.
>>573940231>cuckshit playerbase So true...
>>573940039Okay I will.
>>573940039
>>573940224>exist for NTR doujins
Brian is obsessed with going fast because she probably shot out of her mom after Biwa's big head went through there
>>573940224Her and Ayabe glaring at me in disgust please
>>573940305why?
>>573940486
Should I do a cheeky 10 on maru? Its on 1 LB
>>573940664
>>573940591hot
I go out of my way to poop in public restrooms and not flush after eating beets. Uma for me?
>>573940231>rickey left /uma/GOOD
>>573940778Teio
>>573940667
>>573940664>>573940864I've been finding myself more and more attracted to Tama as of late
>chilling before work >the EMS arrives at my workplace Oh nyo
>>573940027with or without fish, she is a qt.
>>5739407121 to 2LB is practically no differentUnless you were able to get 3 LB, it would not matter
>>573940967sex with speed sex with luna sex with teio sex with generational oyakodon sex with sex
>>573941008>flatNot sexy
>>573941008>flat So fucking hot
>>573940967AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXX
>>573941008>flatImagine the possibilities
they should make a flat uma that's autistic about running and completely wife coded
>>573939575Finemo kidnapped, I thought she was a good girl...
>>573941276
>>573941276Literally Turbo exist
>>573940231sex uma rickey
>>573940967>>573941057
>>573941010I got a nakayama out of it.
Cowards
>>573941412>he waifus the pedo
>>573941446adult woman fetishists we win again
>>573941521I don’t get her for another 24 days
>>573941538PEDO BOARD PEDO WEBSITE PEDO POSTER
>>573940741tamamos micromanko...
>>573941462You got rewarded for making a bad decision by the game, so I am going to shame you so you internalize that you objectively did make a bad decision despite the rewardBad anon. Bad.
Havent got a 3* blue in ages
Finally safe
>>573941538He found someone with similar interests, don't be jealous
>>573941521>ugly ginger
>>573941521Carrot-chan my beloved
>>573941412I AM NOW PULLING FOR RICKEY
>cutting boards
>>573941793Smaller chest = closer to the heart
>>573941793>cuck poster
The age of 30+ is no longer in demand.
>>573940741they could always try the other, slightly more elastic, hole
>>573941793NTR victim!
>>573942096unlike your disgusting faggot brain I'd rather not touch dirty ass as I have standards and prefer ramming my dick down her micromanko
>>573942146>NTR smile
>>573940741Mankos can stretch so this implies torena dick is too small
>>5739421683 incher cope
>>573942248
>>573942263The labia and inner canal can stretch but the initial entry can be painful if there’s not enough lubricant or the woman just has a smaller hole than average. Toreina was stupid and didn’t prep tama beforehand with toys or proper fingering technique
>>573942340>blood>yandere-theme artNingen > Uma
My 8 incher would probably make Tamaminimanko bleed out
>>573942452
Air Groove Breast MilkDaiwa Scarlet Breast MilkSuper Creek Breast MilkMeisho Doto Breast MilkWinning Ticket Breast MilkBiwa Hayahide Breast MilkNarita Brian Breast Milk
>>573942387>uncensored Bro...
>>573940231>sexGlad I missed the last thread.
>>573942168can you really claim a woman is 'yours' If you haven't fucked all three of her holes
>>573940921she does have a certain appeal
>>573942263Tamamo was known to be... smaller so i doubt thats the implication
>>573942664sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>573942263but we're talking about Tama's micromanko here
"umanko" is so vulgar
>>573942656>gyarufag
>>573941653>911>safeBwo you're gonna literally die.
>>573942852Faster
>>573941521I want to feel Suzuka's warm skin on mine.
>>573942794Ugly lolicon>>573942801Whore
>>573942854yes, I am an out-of-shope middle aged man with disposable income
>nakayama just gives out free trainingsuh based
>pace is the zoomer style
all my clubmates requested kikuka sho banners and i mindlessly donated to all of them for club points and completely ran out of them
Can you talk about anything other than sex?
>>573943184How did you run out of them when you had mant for three months
>my trainer asked me if I could help him with his hemorrhoids cream application
She's so easy
>>573940741How can it not fit, just ram it in
>>573941521I must contain myself, but I will soon be ready to unleash.
Krakatoa Suzuka
>>573943262You learn to not perceive those posts eventually.
BRICK-182 HAS ONE SPOT LEFT FOR SOMEONE WHO WANTS A CHILL A+ CLUB 25MIL MINIMUM OFFER ENDS SOON!REPLY WITH YOUR ID OR APPLY WITH /uma/ IN BIO
>>573943341because every time i ran a 3000 distance g1 race in career i always fucking lost it, so i eventually just removed them from my schedules
> Trying to make a parent with 5 white skillsThis shit is impossible
>>573943672>casual>25MUuuh
>>573943438It's okay to be racist
>>573943184How the fuck? I have 900 here
>>573942583Narita Taishin Breast Milk Silence Suzuka Breast MilkManhattan Cafe Breast MilkMejiro McQueen Breast MilkTokai Teio Breast MilkRice Shower Breast MilkNishino Flower Breast Milk
>>573943438reddit
>>573943438her real life version never had a dick tho...her horse pussy just didnt work
>>573943490She's shit.>>573943538>aislop
>>573944039>She's shit.>he doesn't knowlamo
if anything, I'm rolling for rickey as a lucky charm
Most normal fan run white inspiration
>>573944158>hagNo
>My trainer posts on 4chan
>My traineree troonereed out
>>573944553>Just changed her earpiece from one ear to the otherIt's over...
>>573944034For the Japanese, a pussy doesn't work, is no different than a bussy. Thus she is considered to be a trans female. But yeah, she didn't have a dick.
>you can unlock recreation with Riko if she spooks youhuh
>it's the "i'm expert in japan and in japanese culture despite never talked to a japanese person" hours
>>573945067Oh yeah, I had this happen to me with Tazuna
what would you do in this situation
>>573944761>shehttps://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11714047
>>573944852>he had no functioning pussy (for producing more horses)>thus she is a TRANNYwhat the fuck is wrong with you /v/tards?
>>573945280go into the girls lockers rooms and rape
>>573945382This sounds like the start of a trainer/trainer doujin
>>573944761iirc there is a scene somewhere in the game (Not in Global yet) where they try swapping the accessory to the other ear and bloomers -> shorts and the uma says that for some reason it's uncomfortable, but she can't tell why that is
anybody here want to fuck blue umas specifically?
>>573945280do that thing girls do where they dry hump each other while making exaggerated noises, but also making sure she feels my cock bumping up against her
>UG4 with sprint S>Kita and Bakushin's events didn't finish
>>573945778nah, I only want to fuck all umas
how long until auto...
>>573945838ORA! ORA! GET PREGNANT!
Stop the Ricky propaganda. My funds can't take it.
>Ignited spirit Wit + spark gave me 6 fucking wit when it procced>it was a THREE STAR Ignited spirit Wit + sparkplease tell me I hallucinated that.
Budding and SFV on a late Y/N?
>>573946051one tenner pull trust
>>573946121only if you're not playing pace/frontmake sure you get enough midrace so that you're not fucked on 6P rooms
>>573946005I don't get this
>>573946221going 2 pace 1 late so yeah I'll skip those thenthanks
>>573946121Oh wait are you talking about dropping Pump Iron, or taking SFV Budding on top of Iron? In case, I'd only take Budding
>>573946281Sweepy is as good as LB2/3 Tachyon. You can skip the banner after getting LH
>>573946393Umagrok is this true
>>573946121I'm also using that, get a lot of midrace/late race so you can slime into 4th for the proc
>>573946378Iron already bought and have some spare for both of those uniques or go for Professor and Corner Cunnyseur
>>573946512
If you're a front runner, how do you get maru's and bourbons events to finish now, i dont think i can complete anything if i take anything more than 2 ssrs. even 2 have trouble completing their events
>>573943438>xilophobic
>>573945336this is your brain on /pol/
>>573946571obviously the golds
Babu Sale in 60 minutes
>>573946393> LB 2/3What is this, July 2025?
>>573946694hell yeah watching horses shit together with my bwos
>>573945336infertile females are tantamount to trannies DUH
>Caught up on 7 different uma stories yesterday since my Leo team is pretty set and waited for tallying to happen for semen retention>Get retention gibs and went to check the hoardI won't be seeing this again after this month is over, but fun I got to hit it before GL.>>573945067I've had that happen to me with Aoi, and that was during a story run with Rudolf on Neo URA. Wasn't doing anything debuffer-like, it was me testing out stat gains in URA and even with extra skill points to buy skills, barely got under an S+ lmao
>>573946658/pol/ is always right tho
>>573946787This is bullshit Digitan would've stayed to get slapped more
>>573943184you can buy those dawgalso how do you have only 40 after 3 months of M*NT
Wishing everyone with 100k+ carats a LB8 LH and LB1 Tachyon.
>>573946926digitan is respectful not a masochist
>>573946512yea if you want to stay in group b
>>573945336Anon, that is unironically what they did with FM. Although I suppose you could say they technically treated her has intersex rather than trans.
>>573947035Unless it's Orfevre
>>573947002>do a cheeky one pull>99,850 caratsi'm safe, yay
People have been saying since launch that tach is an MLB or bust card and now people are trying to somehow gaslight you into skipping because she's bad at low LB.Did you skip Kita because she sucks at low LB too?
I just got /v/ma's danchou to make himself look like a retard in front of everybody on /vm/ LMAO
>>573946754This time it will be small horse and their mom shiting
>>573946393Can you stop posting dumb shit like this? I'm planning to skip Tachyon out of autismo and I don't want to be mistaken as you once I start joining rooms with my SR Sweepy
hello
>>573947259Don't talk to me
>>573947259Why have you been ignoring me....
>>573947108there's nothing trans about FM really, she's a mare > musume with a gene disorder compared to every stallion uma
>>573947259hiyo!!!!!
>>573947259>>573947369>overrated umas
what would be a better debuffer? curren with adored by all or a dominator bot with 564?
>>573947259Fuck off, the thread is comfy rn
>>573947409wonder how fast this dude is gonna get on LIsland's pakalive
>>573947464yeah because that cutie is here
>>573947451front curren with adored by all + keen eye (or a hacked Dominator) + 564
no, fuck off
Smooches where
>>573947597what's a hacked dominator
>>573947505Never
>>573947637looks like you didn't filter it correctly if you saw the posteither way you clicked on the stub to unhide it to see it anyway.... you lost anon
sweepy, post hacked umas for this anon >>573947698
>>573947793I didn't have it filtered before, just added it now
>>573947893thank you for letting everyone know anon, you're so brave for that I know it's such an offensive word
What other stuff do you guys have filtered.....
>>573948067I only have images from the dotoposter filtered
JUMPSCARE DON'T OPEN
Smoochies where though
>>573946281Retards who think "MANT isnt F2P" cant get good ratings in MANT due to being retards. In GL they will be able to get higher ratings than they did in MANT and will be happy about that, not realizing that their ratings in GL are still shit compared to what others will be getting in that scenario.However, this wont happen, the kind of player who thinks MANT isnt F2P is at least aware enough to know what kind of ratings other people are getting, so they wont be happy with low ratings in GL.
>>573947451Adored by All is a 25% debuff, which is only 5% increase from Intimidate. Intimidate is not only more cost efficient, but they both have the "phase_random" and "race has gone on for at least 5 seconds" conditions so it can fizzle like pre-buff Mile Maven did. 564 Dominator bot might proc too late, but you still have a better chance for that to be consistent.
>>573948067Various dogshit "memes" and any word that is exclusively used by shitposters and/or undesirables
>>573947553sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>573947793>>573948061mindbroken by a filter lol
>>573942664This joke is pointless in English.
>>573947773um personal space please
>>573947437not rated high enough you mean
I am guessing at least 300 Mil Yen for this one
takuto
>>573948392Would need to be localizedCould be changed to how a midwestern or northeastern accent pronounces certain word like milk, car or bag
is burning spirit speed good?
uma uma unya unya
>>573948678yes in the sense that it's one of the very few mid race skills you probably have access too
>>573935686If I was a Trainer I would make these four my official team
>>573947348Yeah I know. I'm just saying what happened.Personally I'd consider FM to be a CIS mare, however Cygames clearly thought differently and gave her the double hair ornament.
>>573948596tact love>>573948678yes
If you have an independent training queued up it takes approximately 2 minutes to do all your dailies on JP.
Nakayama t1200m216029132160291321602913
>>573948563outfit swaps...
>>573948710KIMI NO AIBA GA
>>573948678Its good but not great.At the very least, it's objectivley better than It's On!
>>573948642Jesus, that'd be even worse.
>>573940224>>573940039I want to give her my love and semen
>>573948132real scare ahead
I guess they couldn't decide on how to translate that second line, so they went with both.
>>573948975SureBut it would make sense
soul
>>573946612Get lucky.
>>573949112What is this event's name, I want to check jp script
>>573949001Laisu is too cute
>>573948392the joke doesn't work but tamtam cute. at least they explained it, I guess.
>>573948061I want Creek to praise me too..
>>573948284I don't think my posts are being filtered now though anon...
And there it is! At long last, the finals of the 17th champion's cup!The race has started! In front, Oguri cap. Behind her, Oguri Cap. Right behind, Oguri cap! In the back, fighting for position are Nice Nature and Grass Wonder. All the way back Agnes Tachyon and Symboli Rudolf. What an exciting start of the race!
>>573946671why corner sucks
>>573937369I think they will because it would be Anniversary week before scenario starts
>bought a cheepo chink wireless rechargeable mouse 10 days ago>Charged it to full>It's still got charge after 10 days without any additional charging I didn't know batteries this good were in 6 dollar mouses.
>>573949479Inari One doko
>>573942664>single syllable words>fucking "MOSQUITO"
And we are back to being comfy
why are people shilling MLB Sweepy SR over LB2-3 Tachyon SSR now and not before? I never heard of it when people talked about GL but suddenly everyone is "don't pull, just use Sweepy she's better"
>>573949324
>>573949654shut up club hopper
>>573949689They are trying to gaslight retards
>>573949479Jokes on you I'm bringing triple Dominator.... NO FUN ALLOWED
>>573949608KaThey could have translated it to Bug
I spent the last 7 days making the Mbappe Special, do I still have time to make aces?
>>573949753The last time I changed clubs was in July last year anon
>>573949608it's simply just "ka" in japanese.
>>573949243After the Takamatsunomiya Kinen: new me, new dreams.
>>573949415Rulership CUTE
>>573949689it's the usual gaslight dancingbooooarders and planners already know what to pull let the retards brick themselves
>>573949813If it wasn't MT'd you could've picked "Gnat">>573949832I don't recall asking
>>573949479Oguri Cup is over. Now Oguri Cup begins.
>>573947259
>>573949825It's sprint so yeah
>>573949885Kris, lay off the burgers...
>>573933374>Maya's Love Advice event shows up junior year two runs in a row>Don't even hesitate to delete both runsSorry danchou~
>>573949885pinching symboli kris fat's chubby cheeks
>>573949834welp
>>573949872it's that easy
>>573950041
>>573950175Fake Lolita loverWhat makes Nishino so lovely is her innocence & purityOOC ARTWORK
I love Rice
>>573950285Nishino is a succubus.
>>573949592You got one of them nuclear powered mice
>>573950327Horrifying. Never post this again.
>>573950327AIIIIIIEEEEEE
>>5739487806/9
I love this dish of rice.
AAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE MACHITAN BURASTO YAMETEEEE
>>573950470There's absolutely no way anyone would want to join [his] rooms.
>>573950327
>>573950539BURASTO MENTIONED
>>573950162I mean, I was joking about them being indecisive. Obviously it was an unintentional mistake. They accidentally used a translation of the third textbox for both the third and 4th textboxes. Although its interesting that 2 different translations for the 3rd textbox got used.
is there a term for the phenomenon where people only ghost you or try to get your attention if it's all of them at the same time?
>>573950614
>>573950926the voices arent real
>>573950963nobody bounces like this
>>573950327SKINWALKER
no one here actually wants to be an uma.
>>573951276there are many of us
>>573951276true
>>573950505One of those Rice is not like the others
>>573950926You know how sometimes you scroll through your feed and see a post you like and subconsciously stop yourself from liking it when you see it does not have many likes?Monkey see, monkey do
>>573951347and that one is my favorite
>>573950505those rice?all me
Break Glass Y/N?
>>573951347millet my beloved
>>573950539
>>573951489How much money did you steal from impoverished indonesians by having your video card churn those out?
>>573951479imagine how powerful Rice would be if she had two eyes
>>573951489Hoping it gets stuck in her eye
GIWTWM
i feel LIED to when i learned she's not straight and flat
>>573951489yes but only after i finish my lunch
>>573948780
>>573951726Hello
I want to umapyoi with Rice.
>>573951489>get me outta this whack ass crystal prison CHESTNUT
I want to make Ayabe happy.
A deal is a deal Trainer-san! You gotta suck my nipples!
>Borderline UGI fucking LOVE that even a retard such as myself can make NPC uma like this now, it's so damn fun.
>>573951794
>>573950723not yet
The O
so if you buy all the ignited skills, what hints do you get from purple bombs?
>>573951956>Update my teams 1-2 weeks ago>Got a real lucky 880k score keeping me save for the first time in ever>Today I get 5 wins against the top team, 88xK score>Try the bottom team for the hell of it and get pic relatedTHE GAME CAN BE FUN AND SATISFYING ONCE IN A WHILE???
>Sweepy is almost as good as TachySo 200 pulls for LB1 LH is enough? Cool. That means i can pull for teio wit since i need a wit card
>>573951590Mostly stealing from horny japs
>Sweepy is almost as good as Tachynot this again
>>573951889I say this and do this
>>573937295
>>573952421She isn't supposed to be sexy.
globalkeibabs does japan have a chance this year with Tabaru and Admire Terra? Does two are good stayers
>>573952406Pigs in China have better conditions than people in eu...
>>573952463nyo
The babu sale stream is uphttps://www.youtube.com/live/7LevdM4q5tI
>>573952463No, the nips will never defeat the frogs.
>calling me a globalKEKpost ignored and [-]. not that I could answer the question anyway
Mystery niggaz
>>573952463only if terra dismounts his jockeycuck
>>573952452
>>573952607Rob and who?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1RHno7WmkE
this game fucking sucks
>>573952609SEX WITH CHEVA SEX WITH CHEVA V2 SEX WITH CHEVA V3 SEX WITH CHEVA SEX WITH CHEVA V2 SEX WITH CHEVA V3 SEX WITH CHEVA SEX WITH CHEVA V2 SEX WITH CHEVA V3 SEX WITH CHEVA SEX WITH CHEVA V2 SEX WITH CHEVA V3 SEX WITH CHEVA SEX WITH CHEVA V2 SEX WITH CHEVA V3 SEX WITH CHEVA SEX WITH CHEVA V2 SEX WITH CHEVA V3 SEX WITH CHEVA SEX WITH CHEVA V2 SEX WITH CHEVA V3 SEX WITH CHEVA SEX WITH CHEVA V2 SEX WITH CHEVA V3 SEX WITH CHEVA SEX WITH CHEVA V2 SEX WITH CHEVA V3
Speaking of, when's our next 1*/2* uma?
>>573952463eh, Tabaru likes rain so maybeIt's still a big ask honestly
>>573952609I have a need
>>573952852should be taboo at 2nd anni>>573952796anon... that is not Chevacchi...
>>573952463cant do worse than kwab du nord
>>573952442does it mean that I'll eventually turn into a shota to be played with by Gentildonna?
I want Ikuno Dictus to wrap her legs around me.
>>573953104She will turn you into a .zip file
None of the umas would accept a guy with a small cock like me.
>>573953016SHUTTHE FUCKUP>>573953201this
>>573953346Tama's micromanko would be perfect.
>>573953268nyo...
>>573953268
Musuderb, like Pretty Uma suggested
Good morning saarHow it's going
>>573952647STOP
>>573952452She's pretty sexy if you're a straight man.
>>573952463if tabaru is allowed to nigga it might fuck up the race enough for a jap to win
>>573933374
calstone might have the best ahoge in the game
>>573953854
>>573953632FUCK YOU POODOLF
Already posted Ardan a couple of threads ago now it's time for McQueen
Paama abs
content TOMORROW
>>573953581
>>573953346Except.
Imagine seeing your daughter get married to a chestnut.
>>573953896Straight to the point.
>>573954043Tanuki, Doro, and Speaki all three fully naked and oiled upWho would win the twerk off
>>573954020Do you have full blown porn?
>>573954043But Rickey is on Wednesday...
She's behind you... No, wait. She's..... On your left!
>Neither Teio version has natural wit growth>Teio gets wit cardwhat is this malarkey
>>573954198Heil Hitler to you, too, Calstone.
>>573954128sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
So if I'm inheriting Summer Golshi's skill, should I only learn a single gold skill if I want to ensure that I can double up on it?
>>573954113her daughter married a bay though
>>573954443Retard, you can't double up
>>573954751this is pretty old for Ramonu to not have her uma version in it
>>573953536Morning gary how is it going?
>>573954443>double up on itnot how it works UNLESS it has a naturally built-in cooldown to potentially proc again like Curvature or Beeline Burst, but that can already only happen on longs and barely on some mediums. But 564 only procs a gold if it hasn't been procced, you whiffed it otherwise, or get to cheese a gold that wouldn't proc on that track (Dominator on sprints, etc.).
>>573954889
>>573954860It is approximately contemporary with the current state of the global game
>>573953912I desire Cafe milk.
>>573954860also missing all of stego clan
>>573954174No
im@s announced dates in canadawhen will we get more info on LA concerts???
need tiny Cafe
>>573954987Experimental dance moves
LOST TENNO SHO AWARD
>>573955635retard award
Tokai Teio as a foal
>>573954902Why is she hiding?
>>573955702aww
>>573955702
>>573955720
Retard horse got transferred to other school for no reason
>>573955637toughest filly on the streets
why is Riko like this?
>>573954095Cute Rice
why is this discord user invading our thread with "his" garbage koikatus images
https://files.catbox.moe/l5eob7.jpg
>>573955109She devoured my carats like that (had to spark)
Which horses were hyped and talked about a lot up to their banner, then nobody talked about them anymore? For me it's Chiyono, outside of that one ERP guy
>>573955767mr tachyon
>>573956276No one seems to talk much of Sweep at this time
>skibidi with 2 wins in a rowif he wins a g3 he's ready for canopus
>>573956635Ohio buffdoesnt count
>>573956670Artist?
>>573956578>2 horse huggingAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M GONNA ACK MYSELF
>>573956750@detto0083
Something worth cheering about
>>573956956
>>573956276Probably Mummy Creek when her ult was a good inherit for sprints, or at least the sprint for that CM. I remember how finding those parents at that time was a chore, but since then, you got more consistent options especially since Creek parent runs suck and Cheer Kingu launched for the backline.
>>573956670fat fuck
Which loliuma is sexiest?
>>573957071Nishino Flower and it's not even close
The babu sale is starting in 3 minuteshttps://www.youtube.com/live/7LevdM4q5tI
>Long time no see with Meisho Doto. Got hit with a headbutt to the gut
1 or 2? Need opinionsI will say Fine is the ONLY uma I have ever seen overtake Kita-chan before the late-race, which is impressive af
>>573957056Paces can get usage out of it for CM 18 and 21
>>573957134Started
How is the Burning SPirit Skill chosen at the end of Unity?
>>573957056>>573957342Oh and 22Then again in 25
>>573957450why are they staring with TWO (2) horses?
>>573957480The foals are not yet weaned off from their mothers, so they need to stay together. The bidding is still only for the foal, not the broodmare
>>573957196they put winning probabilities in the gaslightalator now?
Why I never see Symboli Rudolf win CM? Is she bad?
>>573957590got it thanks
>>573957461And finally 27Did not check if better options will exist by then
>>573957071why ask dumb questions when the answer is obvious
>>573956276Cafe
>>573957071
just learned about THAT now I can't lose
>>573957071duh
>>573954317I didn't buy on your left for the longest time because I thought the activation condition was passing another uma on... their left.
>>573957951only fronts pass on right
>>573954889>kbtit pfpbased
>>573957597nah it just shows HOW likely it is for your uma to be ahead of the other one
>>573958080After reading her story I regret not pulling for her, same with Tosen Jordan
>>573957901Rape.
>>573957651as late is good but her growths make it very inconsistent to make one
>>573958123
>>573956276Seiun sky, she was pretty much forgotten after Summer Maru
why did they have to make the real titleholder so ugly? she's just Cheval 3
>get charming pre-debut>FAIL A 1%OF COURSE
>>573937883rickey netorase...
>>573957919>>573958203Does she even run lolistyle like Mayano?
>>573958395Cheval game, soon we'll have Cheval 4
Shan't roll for Brickey.
>>573937996is just a pedo projecting his fantasies
Hey Torainah san, why is your room decorated like this?
>>573958615>yurislop >>>/u/
>>573958229>those growthsoofWouldn't she be decent candidate for guts deck in Manth though?
>>573937883Will rickey vs fuku be the new falco vs curren?
>>573958395liberty.......
female trainers are not real
>>573937883She what
>>573957071Rice but Nishino is a close second
Where is this bitch? Apparently she's available on global but I haven't seen any banner with her.
>>573937996a larper that doesn't know japanese did, Rickey is popular with little boys because she's the star host of a morning show for toddlers, so she gets letters about kids calling her pretty
>>573958915retard
Please eat your Mejetables
>>573958915Retard
>>573958847is good at building romantic relationships with her trainer
>>573958915New chapter in story mode
>>573958915retard (of Japan)
am I safe this week?
>>573958989Oh. I guess it's time to play story mode.
>>573958915Retard of the evening award
>>573958982>building romantic relationships with her trainer>while raping kidsGlue factory, now
>>573959071
Why DOES Scarlet act like a mom.
>>573959082No wonder her and her trainer get along so wellThey have so much in common
>>573959071>western artist
>>573959142There's no reason
>>573959018yeppers, you also have the rice of good fortune
>>573958915New chapter, Best in Japan skill, do that
redpill me on halloween Doto, L'Arc Satono and christmas Palmer because I'm pulling for this shit 100%
>>573959082Seek help
>>573959142the real dasca loves babby hors
>>573958915chud momento
>>573959142She's desperate for male approval
>>573959296nyo
>>573959256Mid at best, skip them.
>>573959142She's just like that.Her trainer and future kids will have a very nice life
>>573949885kris s... easy on the coke zero...
I will not learn Feng shui
>>573958830I love my wife and her unsleeved legs
>>573959393If I do that I won't be pulling anything until Gentildonna and Durandal
>>573959219true!
>Being good with kids is seen as pedophilia instead of a trait you want for the mother of your childrenWestoid trannies need to kill themselves nowRickey is not a shotacon
>>573959506Pull for support cards instead, and skip Gentildonna.
You NEED Fuku speed>Turns out she's not that great You NEED NTR speed>Turns out she's not that great You NEED Tachyon speed>
Taki Shuttle would be best uma but her voice drags her down. It's too high pitched and her character is a bit too retarded. Shame.
>>573959607Based
>>573959535
>>573952609my sexy son...
>>573959637You NEED summer maru speed
find better bait
>>573959607patriot
>>573959657>he hates cooking mama
>>573959607>using the kids to find their families and rape the husbands
>>573959596wtf where's her other eye
>>573959637Difference is she has 80 prio with no retarded gimmicks attached
>>573959619Like what?
Taiki Shuttle Breast Milk
>>573959784Difference is, Sweepy is almost as good>B-But muh special priority!Smaru has 35 and you are not complaining
>happy doing unity>have to finish twinkle race 5 times for the event mission
>>573959393Christmas Palmer is good in Arima CMs, idk about the rest
Feng Shui? More like Feng Shit lol
Another Rudolf alt when?
>>573959752Marvelous dimension
Why does it feel training wise most cards are basically the same and all you can do is pick the ones that give you good gold skills?
>>573956893wait how is bourbon still using the computer, shouldn't it explode from her touch?
>>573959854Mejiro Ryan Breast Milk
>>573959882SMaru has so much training bonus she's good no matter what stats she lands on.
>>573959785Wit Mejiro Ramonu
>>573959970Because you are picking the good cardsDo a run with bad cards and see what happens
>>573959752Right here
>>573959854
aces done and testednow what
>>573960029Fair, if I have good cards, does that mean I can just play the game not pulling for more cards?
>>573960103remake the shittiest ace and run additional 100 rooms
>>573960103proof?
>>573960020Finemo from SMaru banner is all I need
>>573960117Until the stats get raised beyond the point to where your cards can achieve them and the skills they provide are not sufficient to compete, theoretically, yes
>>573960103completionism
>>573960148Kiss?
>>573960224You need more wit
Pregnant umas
>>573960345SR Tachyon
>>573960117You could, yeah. There will be cards way better than the good cards you have released in the future, but you DO have the choice of going full casual (not caring about TT/CM/etc, only rolling for Umas to enjoy their stories/careers)
>>573960284
>>573960165Orbfevre
Will we ever get any good event welfare card or we'll keep getting trash?
>>573960431
>>573960316d*ck? (deck)that you're using for your ace
>>573960494From what I saw Power Grass is usable
>>573960226>>573960420I'm personally only looking to see numbers go up and up and up, I want my useless 800000000000 rated uma, not because I want to win CM but because it makes me happy to know I stuck around enough to see my uma grow strong and powerful
>>573960103
>>573960384
>>573960652Then you should exclusively roll on cards to min max as much as possible
Do they give these horses laxatives? Whenever I look at the stream one of them is pooping.
>>573960804nah, that is just how horse are
>>573960804She would be so muhc better without retarded mask
>>573960745>Coal Shitty
>>573960873I agree. Her Kukulkan mask is at least much prettier and less cheap-looking.
The only reason trainers have a job is because umas can't participate in the twinkle series by themselves for some reason. Why? Why can't they? It's clearly shown that some of them are more than capable.
>>573960858Cesario is classy...
>>573959886a week ago I was like "oh sure I'll buckle down and do the 5 mantblazer runs"now I'm like nah I don't care about the title
According to my deeep research, currently there is 197 retarded posts in the thread
Super Cuck
>>573960858wtf is a Pacific?
>>573961047retard
>>573961076all me
>>573961076I haven’t made THAT many posts
>>573961047underage
>>573961164my paizuri slave
>>573961047Tracen won't tell you this but their prime directive is the proliferation of umakind. this is most easily accomplished by shoving impressionable racers together with unmarried men.
>>573961079It reminds me of that "Raising a son is the most cucked thing in the world, you are feeding, teaching and raising a son so that another woman can take him away" copypasta, funniest shit in the world
>>573961121Sigh...*unzips cock*
>>573961047>It's clearly shown that some of them are more than capable.That's the key word, some of them, also you have to remember that all umas are somehow on the spectrum, they really really love running but they have so many wild personalities that they need emotional support or else they get distracted or lose motivation.Some umas just can't cope losing without a torena
I'm all fizzled out already
201 now.
>>573961047I mean considering atleast 5 of our umas would end up killing or permanantly cripple themselves running without a trainer its probably a good thing its a requirement?
>>573961447>Some umas just can't cope losing without a torenaThis is why they belong in the kitchen instead.
>>573961480Instead of calling us retards, can you call us Tawake and attach Air Groove to your posts? Thanks in advance
>>573961553>KitchenThey would eat all the ingredients bro, you just got rid of all the food storage
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7LevdM4q5tI for dekinais
sorry danchou ive played 24 hours of relink in 2 days you dont mind that I've slacked yea? autoplays coming soon anyway shut the fuck up faggot
>>573961619>not using a muzzle on them
>>573961079
>>573961769>>573961769>>573961769stop being lazy and have a bwead
>>573961751Creek will always be my mommy
>>573961047There really aren't that many (so far in the global game) who can fully manage themselves. Some of the older-seeming ones probably can, like Rudolf, Air Groove, and Maruzensky. And Super Creek doesn't seem to need much training from her trainer; she does need a partner, but not so much for running-related reasons. McQueen seems like a good example of a competent and responsible teenager. She's relatively smart and she works hard and really wants to be professional, but she's too inexperienced to get it right all the time and, in particular, can't even manage to eat properly on her own.
>>573961743It wouldn't work for two big reasons>umas have hands which dogs do not, therefore that can remove the muzzle without much fuss>umas are ridiculously strong which helps them remove said muzzle
