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wahey>>573983537>(embed) (embed) (embed)please anons
otherworldly ramen
discuss the game main story
Trainer-san why did you not do a career before maintenance
is autoplay in this patch?
>>573983653nobody knows, depends probably what is gonna be the patch size
>>573983630Why does it take forever to get 2nd group's main story. What about 3rd?
>>573983650I'll have full TP just around reset, Bakushin
>>573983630better than most of the animes des
ill never get that completionist.....
she looks like she's from a shitty LN adaption titled I WAS TRAPPED AND BETRAYED BY MY CHILDHOOD FRIEND BUT THEN THE TRIPLE TIARA GIRL IN CLASS STARTED GETTING CLOSE WITH ME!?
What are they even adding in this maintenance
>>573983723this part is ero
>>573983653No.This maintenance wasn't announced, which means its just minor bug fixes.
everyone who likes an uma I don't like is one person
When autoplay rolls out should I swap throne for fuku if I wanna do MANT parents? Or does the bot know how to do the events
>>573983834
>>573983834too bad she's takenI wish other umas liked older men...
>>573983784new d*rt tracks
>>573983630nyo i sleeb
Are we going to watch the CYGAMES Grand Prix de Paris?
>>573983905I dont think it checks for stats itself more if distance and surface are good enough. I'd only use cards for hints
>>573984007so nothing...
>>573984129oh EW. Get that uggo Taishin away from my adorable and precious Digitan
>>573984029when's that
>>573984129
>>573984203In 7 hours
>>573984147actually you'll have to redo all your parents for affinity and then aces with them before CM or you're bricked. I hope you saved all your borrows
Sakura Bakushin O!!!!!!!!!!!!
CYGAMES I NEED TO KILL MAKWEEN IN MANT TEN TIMES FOR THE EVENT HURRY UP AAAAAAAA
>>573984220
is there a way to learn all the skills at once rather than click one by one?
>>573984245CM? I don't do those
>>573984329
I miss the>markedposter, that blackrock ojisan was cool
>>573984328cute
>>573983905MANT is genuinely worthless with autoplay. GL is way better
>>573983905It uses aptitudes so your oguri/maruzensky are going to print resources with whatever schedule you give them>Or does the bot know how to do the eventsIt's EXTREMELY abstracted.
>>573983619is the the alien musume
>>573984498NTA but I'm curious, what about fan runs?
>>573984704https://x.com/i/status/2073504813556633768You can do 45+ races
>>573984704thats 700k fans right there, the chance to lose races goes up with chained races
Who wanna rp for the maintenance...ill be nice nature
>>573984829lol loser
>>573984704
>>573984872bratty ai-chan roleplay...
When does Maint end?
>>573985052in 14 minutes
Seiun Sky>Implied to have romantic feelings for Nishino, more so than any other uma in the game.>Is constantly thinking about her during the ballroom event.>Regularly goes out of her way to try and help Nishino in her own secretive way>Shows up multiple times in Nishino's storyAffinity with Nishino Flower: 8.3rd lowest compatibility with Nishino out of every uma currently in globalTaiki Shuttle>Doesn't seem to have any romantic feelings for Nishino at all.>Is just as friendly with her as with any other uma>Only shows up once in her main story events.Affinity with Nishino Flower: 32.The #1 highest compatibility with Nishino out of every uma currently in global.What did Cygames mean by this?This feels like some real Narita Top Road shit.
>>573985089Doesn't matter Nishino raped both and Torena
Bwos.... is 1.5 anniversary starts today or what?
>>573984872NEED to get belittled by Ai-chan
>>573984872A little more berating
>>573984872so its true, girls hate each other
hunger games doko?
>>573985153Yeah after the banner reset
>>573985204wow you sure are a creep huh, would've never thought!just kidding you look EXACTLY like the type who'd ask for that sorta thing...god you're gross
>>573985205Almond Eye would be the cattiest bitch and I would love her for it
>>573985089Uma is unironically yuri coded
Do auto runs count for the completionist title? that 50% wr on g aptitude could save me a lot of time...
>>573985278I’m so sorry Ai-senpai… I promise to be better
>>573985392Dont see why not
>>573985392only 50?? howlet's say G dirt for frontsjust stack everything like red shift angling??
>>573985238So in like 15 hours?
>>573985220i eated it>>57398545414 hours now, but yes
>>573985238when is banner reset
>>573985513nice butt ma'am
>>573985513Pulling on those strings
who are the next meta umas to look for?
>>573985392>>573985426No. You need to win them in career mode.
>>573985508Ty based Oguri, stay gold
>>573985551King Halo (goth),King Halo (train conductor outfit),King Halo (samurai),Haru Urara (top hat variant)
>>573985703why did you say stay gold for no reason?
IS IT UP YET
>>573985756stay gold, like you stay gold as person and stuff baka
>>573985278Say something worse, you seriously can't expect me to feel your anger from just that
>>573985756ESL
>>573985756>for no reason?
>>573985804Downloading new d*rt right now.
>>573985859thank you
>>573985756stay golden, umapyoi
Why is the global general gay and brown?
>>573985984no they aren't, they're staying gold, bwo
>>573985513umama...
NOOOOOOOOOOO MY ERP HOURS
>new dirt racists are just 5 MBDIRTKEKS!?
i like yuri
>>573986113dirt is compact
FUNABASHIHOME LEAST IT WAS TILL ROUND FALCO FUCKED EVERYTHANG UP
rate the pull schedule with 170k carats>tachy/light MLB>FM/S Maru MLB>Mr CB/Creek until I get 1 creek to MLB her>nothing until Ramonu>Ancestors and Guides MLBhow many giga carat drops are inbetween now and romonu? do I have enough to be comfy with this and 0 uma pulls or will I need to start amking offerings to shiraoki for good pulls?
ゴールドシチー
>>573985089Running styles also plays a big part so Umas get higher affinities with others that use the same style, which in this case is Pace Chaser for Taiki and Nishino.
>>573986262>0 uma rollsno sovl
>>573983630are they gonna make a main story for the mid 2000s-mid 2010s generations
>>573986262Why ancestors when it comes late into the scenario
>>573985829sorry maint ended so I gotta grind fans while watching vids and I did my obligatory stuff too soooo yea
>>573986297>forgot the difference between シ and ツits been too long since my niponeese self teachings
>>573986262You fucked up because you should have pulled S.Maru by itself, FM wit at that point is not worth it
>>573986436That hurts... Enjoy your gamu
>>573986358I have everyone I want until NTR and the special bloodline and I am content and also a poor f2p>>573986489I own 0 good wit cards so I need FM to pair with ramonu anyway. ive won CMs without her up till now so im coping fine
How many people are actually rolling for Rickey here?
Cyniggers hate. kills my career after and no compensation. my last borrow...
>there's no more soulful content after thismambo has fallen
>>573986603I hate the ccp
>>573986663I am happy that we are not the eternal thread topic anymore. It was annoying
>>573986603She should feng shui her ass out of the way so the superior fortune teller can help
>>573986826divination is fake and gay
>>573986663Speaking of machitan when will the traitor mambocchi change his name
>>573986436Slut.
>>573986586A scenario card mlb as a f2p is a bad idea.
>5mb patch
How many scenarios does Tachyon last again?
>>573986925living the dream
>>5739869791 (one (uno))
>>573986892Shiraoki-sama is based and real!
>>5739869793 if I recall correctly. Good longevity until El speed
>>573986979Depends on what speed cards you plan on rolling for. She can last from anywhere from 1.5 to 40
>>573987068I dont think we're at 40 scenarios yet on JP. Meant 4 obviously woops
>>573986979As long as you need her to.
>maint reset daily shops>have to burn a billion jellies on team trials to spawn them now>its bedtimeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>573986979She'll have to last me until Pasa after that I commit to late speed cards
>>573987065you use her along with El for a while
>>573986937i got enough free copies for NTR to max her with just like 40 more pulls, but limited myself to 1LB rice and riko for unity. will see how the free pulls go
>>573987232Bro.... Ancestors doesnt have free pulls
>>573987173on the bright side, this should hold till next week. I avoid remaking TT team another week.
>>573987262NANIIIIIII will have to see how much I need to borrow other cards then
>>573987232spending more than 1 spark on ancestors seems like a bad idea for anyone, just take what you get in that
>>573987347Yeah thats ehy the card is so controversial. It's a mandatory scenario tax that launches a month into scenario (after the first cm even) and without any free pulls.They had to publically apologize for this shit when they did it on JP (because when Ramonu launched on a solo banner they said that there wouldnt be a scenario pal card)
>>573987186she'll last you longer than that if you arent rolling on both Pokke and Pasa. In that case you'll be running Pasa+Tachyon until either you get Duramente or SiL
new race is here gwos!!
>>573987414who knows maybe cygenerous will fix it before it comes out somehow
>>573987470don't care about d*rt
>>573987490Moving ancestors to the same banner as Ramonu would be an even stupider idea than just keeping it the way JP was
>>573987470ewww yucky dirty!
whats all the new stuff they added just now? just dirt races?
>>573987583Rickey foreshadowing.
>>573987490I doubt they'll change banner timings. They could have pushed throne early to force people to roll on it if that was ever in the cards. Not saying it's impossible but my faith in cygenerous is low.
>>573987552i just meant in general somehow
>>573987464Yeah Iam not rolling on Pokke. Aming for Dia wit and the speed SiL. Maybe I get some useable Duramente by chance during Dia
>you need Kashiwa Kinen and M.C Nambu Hai sashes to upgrade Rickey
>>573987173>shop reset is realWhat the fuck
>>573987764I'm gonna do it
>>573986603I will, her theme song propaganda worked on me.
>>573987626We did get throne one CM early, Ancestors one CM early would make it available for all CMs in GM and doesn't seem impossible since it's supposed to be the first banner right after the first CM
>>573987937Brickey...
>>573987937>>573987764you have like 2 weeks to farm dirt omniparents that you can run the race like 70 times
>>573987173>IsraelAIIIIEEEEEEE
Oh, I forgot legend races were going to be added to this first round of the 1.5 anni. I get to start farming the Seiun and Fuji boyumas.
>>573988260Finally.... Marusexy will be mine
>>573988260>no rice showerPLEASE CYGAMES I LOVE HER AND IM ONLY 21 STARS AWAY AAAAAAAAAAAA
is rickey typically played front or pace? she has A in both
>>573986262Think you should be fine. Not sure about pulling ancestors to MLB. Think I'd either do 200 pulls at most and just cope with whatever, or just borrow it the whole scenario. That cards a shitty situation generally though>how many giga carat drops are inbetween now and romonu?You can use this to check: https://umacaratcalculator.com/Should include all the main event and bonus carats we get
which of the scenarios is going to be best for autofagging? firstly for parents but then for aces. just the least shit for a casual
>>573988407whichever has better accelsthough front has an advantage in building because you naturally build greens for groundwork
>>573988260>i can finally farm for Maruzenky and Fuji
>>573988473Aces will never be good with auto. For parents it looks like just do whatever is the current one
>>573988436I thought it was some free pulls until another anon informed me
>>573988407Front in case her unique doesn't give you accel you still have anglingAnd with a mid race skill so powerful you win with angling alone
>*requests Kawasaki Kinen sashes*Your response /uma/?
>>573988541how bad is never good. i just want to be able to make the finals of CM with 0 effort. even B finals is fine
Who do we get free pulls for besides the card banners?
how good is !LB smaru on kitasan/chocobon
Kino...
>>573988592I will post an Ei Ei Mun sticker, ask for dirt shoes, quit the game, then come back 8 hours later to do the same thing, generating no fans in the process
>>573988575With guaranteed support events and some deck fiddling it might actually be good for open
>>573988636good3lb just makes things cheaper sp wise WHICH does add up but it's still good enough to run
mating sex to improve the feng shui mating sex to improve the feng shui mating sex to improve the feng shui mating sex to improve the feng shui mating sex to improve the feng shui mating sex to improve the feng shui mating sex to improve the feng shui mating sex to improve the feng shui mating sex to improve the feng shui mating sex to improve the feng shui mating sex to improve the feng shui mating sex to improve the feng shui mating sex to improve the feng shui mating sex to improve the feng shui mating sex to improve the feng shui
>>573988626People were posting auto aces they were making on JP in GL and the umas had like 300-400 speed below cap. It's just for parents.
>>573988654night racists....
>>573988260Now I just have to remember to NOT do my daily legend race at reset today
>>573988436what in the actual fuck does it mean 1k pulls for ramonu
>>573988913yeah that sounds about rightdoomers and hooarders make this game out to be miserable but if you're not retarded it's very easy to go 2-3 sparks on every scenario banner
>>573988260>digitan, fuji and seiun and oguri fatsI'm gonna be hella busy
I just took a huge fucking SHIT (requested dirt shoes) on the CLUB FLOOR
I'M GONNA EXPOSE THE UMA BIZNESSTHE AUTO MODE IS JUST A F2P VERSION OF THE PAID AUTO GEN PARENTS FEATURE FROM JPSHIRAOKI IS REALFANS ARE ACTUALLY PRIZE MONEY IN THOUSANDSEL CONDOR PASA NEVER WORE A MASKHER CROWN IS A TRANSPARENT HEADBAND
>>573988975how does it being a solo SSR banner takes its max pulls from ~300 to 1000 i am so confused I thought itd be easier pulling for a solo SSR
>>573988260Hmmmmm I think I will just not do any of these daily races yep don't feel like it
they must have made some huge changes
>>5739889753 might be a bit harder depending on the specific scenario because there might be stuff in between you want to pull on, but yeah as long as you arent rolling on too many umas you can be pretty comfy with planning your pulls. After saving all of mant I have a big enough stash to pull on some more niche cards in the future.
>>573988260>can finally farm for Maru and DigiFUCK YEAHHHHHHH
>>573983537how many butasegs every min with autoplay?
>>573989131o wait it means my wallet by that point im stupid and dont use excel
>>573989131It's the second Anni card. So you're getting all the carrots we're getting for 1.5, plus all the GL carrots, plus the 2nd anni carrots and free pulls.
>>573989131your odds for a solo vs duo banner are still 0.75% for either, but you only have one card to spark instead of two so your sparks might be split if you need boththat has no influence on the max (number of) pulls (available). that figure is purely due to handouts and event rewards over the next four months>>573989210it definitely gets harder around certain points and you probably don't want to go 3 sparks on most banners anyway
oissunaise neicha dess
>>573988913You're not pulling anything there for an entire scenario there. If you don't spend your carats and tickets randomly you get quite a lot
why are all the SSR welfare support cards so shit, theyre even worse than the good SR cards. whats the point of even giving them out when everyone has the SR ones already
>>573989350First gacha game?
>>573989350If the free things were good there'd be no incentive to get the paid things, now would there?
>>573983537Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>573989437Meido Kris....
>>573988679Nigger
>>573989350Some are okay, they're mostly for newer players to have something.They'll actually be useful next week for the auto mode though
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>573989391>>573989418i guess its just im used to SSRs being better than SR in every other gacha ive played, if they just made the free ones SR's id be less triggered
>my trainer showed up with another woman
https://youtu.be/hibDTacj_yI?list=RDhibDTacj_yI
>Wanna play the games i bought on summer sale>Wanna play Palworld 1.0>Wanna play other games on my backlog i had set up before the summer sale and Palworld 1.0>If i do any of these i wont have the time or energy for Group A level CM>Now even maintenance periods have invalidated what little time/energy i have to push careersffff--
>>573985652its gwover....
>>573989587which umas would be most and least upset if this happened?
ITS UP
>>573989687And the trophy
>>573989647>mostNatie and Still in Love>leastAir Groove and Admire Vega
>>573988376awwwww poor little anon
>>573988913it counts your tickets
i saw a dream where nice nature was my wife and i was happy
>>573989832SEX WITH THOSE THIGHS
>>573989687turf keks will NEVER understand the kino of night racing
>>573989123The umacorps are coming for you
>>573989687>>573990069why don't turfs have night racing? it's always day time wouldn't it be better for the horse since it's not so hot?
>>573989123rice showa would post this
>>573990270what would rice heisei post
Manhattan Cafe is the Werewolf
>>573990270no she wouldn't
>>573990196undercard jobbers happen earlier the main event is later like real sports.
>>573990372cmon get real
>>573989437Lets all join this club bros
>>573990442And the trophy
How does completionist work with these new trophies? Do I need them too? Please tell me no. I'm suffering trying to get my oshi to win Sprint Dirts when she has G for both.
>wow i can farm now umaname in legendary raceIsnt you need to farm her for like three month to get her
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I FUCKING LOVE BUYING SKILLS AT MAX HINT DISCOUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>573990671You need them now, but if you had the title before the update it isn't invalidated.
>>573990716it's less if you were around for actual legend race event but it takes awhile yeah
now that the dust has settled, what do we think?
>>573988634For 1.5 anniversary? Falco
>>573990801I ... am?
>>573990761when are they bringing back the actual legends races?
>>573990680>>573990680Funabashi chads rise up!
>>573990724bwo you gotta wait and see if you get fast learner
daily sales reset after maintenance
>>573990878retard
>>573990878i dont think they do
>>573990878august will have nishino and akebono races
>>573990727Actually going to kill myself. what the fuck man. This shit is impossible with Nature. G dirt, G sprint, and can't even cheese because G front. What the fuck?
>>573990924SNEED
>>573990946You have to go D dirt, D Sprint, and hope to god you get a flip. The worst is the Zen Nippon in Jr year since you're forced to run G Dirt G Mile without flips.
1 get 149 left to go
>>573990985And the trophy
completionist is not the real fave titleit is the 1 trillion fans one
>>573991016What do you mean flip?
>>573991138that's the botter award bwo
>>573991045You can get a cache of ten more from under the truck. It's tricky to reach that spot though. Good luck!
>>573991103Why does a trophy for this irrelevant meme race trophymog every other one in the game so far?
>>573990946>>573991016Can you use the new automode to get it?If you get the aptitudes to D D you have a 50% chance to win, shouldn't take too long. Just don't run consecutive races before it
>>573990801I think I haven't played after the update yet.
>>573991175A flip is basically getting a pink spark to get your G aptitudes to C.>>573991251No, the new JP automode is completely AI operated and you have no control, none of the races count. Completionist has to be done fair and square.
At 112k carats, like 60 character tickets. Do I pull for Summer Golshi today? I'm saving for Tachyon speed but I'm afraid I'm going to get nothing pulling for her because my card luck is so bad.
>>573991251How are you supposed to loop skills AND do this auto dirt meme?
>>573991307golshi is a borrow
>>573991302There's sprint dirts before classic year inherit though -_-
>>573991185you dont love your fave enough to bot for her?!
you dont love your uma if you mutate hermutating is against the umabible
>>573991395No sprint dirts before classic year inherit, but there are multiple before senior year inherit though.
>>573991361>borrowing anything other than scenario cardsshant be a goy
>>573991462what a baffling statement in this context
>>573991198Thanks I completely miss the Fuji Kiseki pieces
>>573986979Do you trust witgod? 3-4Do you not trust witgod? 1
>>573990196Japan is racist towards Dirters.
>>573988656Mambro...
>>573988260I'm eating good this timeNeed to work out roughly how many days until the next batch, but I think there should be just enough time to get Seiun, Maruzen, and CurrenFuji will be doable if they give us 2x tickets for the anniversary, which they really should do because in a way we have already lost like 30 days worth of daily legend races
Oh yeah, Digitan and Falco have special events if you run the new races.
>my guild always asking for sprint shoesUnironically why?
>>573990196it gets wet at night on turf but it's easier to clean dirt so it's not a big deal
>>573991665it's at the top of the list
>>573990946>Natiefag experiences 0.01% the pain of an Urarafag
>>573991665It's the default option
>>573991621Forgot to mention that they started doing increased tickets from 2nd anniversary onwards, so it's not that much of a stretchbelieve hard
>>573991696Dirt shoes is the best because the buttons are at the bottom of the screen and Dirt is at the bottom of the UI. I don't know what it looks like on mobile.
>>573988260banahyde shall be finally mine
now they just need to ban speed debuffs and uma musume will be saved
>>573990946god you're obnoxiousstop crying and get to it shitterthose races are not gonna get done themselvesfuck youentitled bitch
>>573991742how many tickets does jp get nowadays?
do you think maruzen leglocks to make sure everything goes to her drying up eggs
>>573991665mambro...
>>573991302>none of the races count. Completionist has to be done fair and square.Shame, was a nice idea. Makes sense though
>>573991823thats a big head
>>573991823Why does she have the skirt slit
>>573991927>>573991927>>573991927>>573991927
>>573991972aerodynamics
>>573991972apaprently it's so you can slip your hand there to feel her ass when you hug her
>have a contest of energy with meek at 93/100>lose
>>573992071how do you see the odds
>>573991972
>>573992071>>573992140nvm I can't read
>>573991972she found out that going commando is optimal but pesky tazuna wouldnt let her
>>573988260>13 legend racesSo it's basically ten pull for event?
when does the FREE SHIT anni giveaways start
>>573992342soon
this is the average GL ace
>>573992342later
>>573992342never
so the next CM is just xog double dom again?
>>573992413>the average GL ace is an xogurithis is true>long Sthis is the one CM that won't have xoguri thoughbeit
>>573992413how do u get stam
>>573992413retard nips I swear not even hitting ss pwr ah yes gotta get Uc in speed instead of settling with Ub5 and fully optiized power fucking god retards
>>573992474yeppers>>573992503the same way you get them in Unity/MANT
>>573992413who in here has that kind of buhi deckcmon guys you can show yourselfwe wont raid your home
>>573992342At some point between the start of the game and end of service
>>573992474>nexthaha yeah just the next one
WHAT THE FUCK
>requests Kawasaki Kinen sashes
>>573992583THE RAPED
>>573991842Still just 1They give out an extra 8, 9, or maybe 10 tickets every anniversary when new daily legend races are added, but I can't find any extra ticket events besides thathttps://umapyoi.net/news/1230https://umapyoi.net/news/3145
It begins.
>>573992669>rice shower>dirt and milewhy?
>>573992413>who in here has that kind of buhi deck
does anyone have a 6 corner skill late ace
>>573992669>m*nt
>>573992669Staying at a hotel late at night with Laisu!
>>573992719I am a man with a purpose.
Are they gonna give ticket for free uma on 1.5 anniversary?
>>573992880only for a support
I think Rice Shower SMELLS
>>573992909good!
>>573983537Finally enough Bobos for every trainer! Hell, you could even have MULTIPLE Bobos!
Tachyon LOVE
This thread is cool i like being here, i'm gonna shitpost here for long time
>>573992909I sniffa the rice
sniffing umas
>>573993037whos you're favorite uma dont say something basic like Rice, Golshi or Urara
>>573983630I stopped reading uma stories. They are just boring. Not enough funny shit and rest is bland with every event having some banal power of friendship moment. It's crazy how cygames dropped compared to GBF. GBF at least had much more humor.>>573988260>EishinFinally. I've grown tired of her cook outfit.
>>573992838Why are mares like this
>>573993037Enjoy your stay bro
>>573993112Manhatann Cafe is cool
Is>Firm Course MenaceEven a good skill?
>>573993314maybe
>>573993184you're alright
>>573993314it's expensive, but yes, now that we're capping both speed and power. Although topro isn't a very good card to use or borrow
>>573993314yeah but NTR kinda sucks outside of MANT
why are dirters like this
mares
>>573993379>>573993383why does she suck this much outside of MANT?
>>573993423Biting is how they show affection.
>>573993423Does Rickey really have fangs?
>>573993480Her card effect scales of fans. You will never race that much outside of mant ever again, sometimes even less
>>573993480you don't race as much in other scenarios as MANT so buy the time her personal skill ramps up to 20% TE the run is already over
>>573993480She scales based on fan gained capping at 200kin mant you're racing a shitton even in junior, which racks up your fans quickly. Outside of MANT you don't run that much so your fan gains is bad. For many umas your goal races are so shit you might have trouble breaking 100k going into senior, meaning that her TE barely beats SR Sweepers
>>573993508
>>573993423>exposed slutty tummy>touhou pit slut>exposed slutty tummyDirters are dirty
>>573993471bucket would let you plap her in junior year
Windy is super cute tho...
>>573993526For Sprint (and considering it's Firm) CM she's alright, because if you're high rolling, you can start hitting some extra races here and there. I'm using her on Sweepy since I can't bring her own speed card, it's alright. She has two energy drains in her chain but two others give it back as well.
>>573993671Ew, my office now smells like umanko.
>>573993653Cute and lewd.
>>573993687>>573993585>>573993423how gay must you be to be skipping rickey
>>573993671
>>573993764I want Machan and Wonder
>>573993687I will NOT roll for Rickey
>>573993764Fuku has a connection to the divine, thus is superior
psssstthe daily shop reset after the maintenance. extra shops B)
I will get Rickey from free rolls
>>573993764>fr*nt>double the greens autismhmmmmmmmmmmm nyo thanks!
>>573993764I am straight and I need these umas. Besides the only front runners I really like are Falco and my bro
>>573993767
>>573993764We're very poor, Harry
>>573993764we're blessed by the 7, we don't need any phony chinese bullshit
>>573994167ulala would look at me like this
I'm here because /vm/ is out of images
>>573993996I have an idea where this is going, and I’m liking it
7 and Feng Shui is real
Cafe control your daughter...
Seven
>>573993859Thanks amigo carrot jelly mini finally found its use
>>573994354>4Feng Shui is death confirmed, glory to Shiraoki-sama
>>573991330>How are you supposed to loop skills AND do this auto dirt meme?What do you mean?As far as I understand the basic set up is:>Get one Uma with at least 2 dirt sparksThis will be the great-grandparent, and that's all you need. Obviously the better sparks/affinity she has the quicker things should go.You can start grinding this now if you really want. In URA/MANT/Unity for the sparks depending on what you want.>Borrow an Uma with 3 dirt sparks, just need 5 between them. The second great-grandparent. The best you can find I guess. You could always make two of your own great-grandparents instead if you really want to grind>Set up agendas for maximum G1s for different aptitude setsE.G.: Crown route with Mile/Medium/Long/dirt G1s, Tiara route with Sprint/Mile/Medium/DirtThe important thing is to run the same agenda for each set of parents to maximize shared G1s.Then you just run the auto mode until you get two grandparents you're happy with. Then use those and repeat to make a parent with the main inherit you want, Dober/Seiun/etc, until you get something you're happy withThe extra affinity from this alone should make much better parents, so much easier distance S in the future. Then it's just a matter of how much you want to grind/minmax each parent
>>573994386
>>573992413That's the king of buhis
>>573994362AROUND MARES
4 and you are cursed, and must get Rickey to uncurse your Feng Shui and prostate semen flow
>>573994362Cafe already fucks her trainer so why Desire wouldn't do the same?
>>573994484I am protected for Fuku loves me this I know
>>573994484nyoooooooo
>>573994407>7Yep, it's over for Rickey
>>573994484fuck you, i barely have enough parents to spark LH, and **now** you want me to roll for feng shit?
>>573994484FUCK YOU DIE
>>5739944847 and Rickey gets knocked up in the process and we are blessed with several children.
>【It's Finally Here!】>The French international race "Prix de Paris," which has been held since 1863, will take place on July 14 (Tuesday) local time as the Cygames-sponsored race "CYGAMES GRAND PRIX DE PARIS"!>We have contributed a commemorative illustration from the Uma Musume development and operations team
>>573993996
>>573994586>>573994596>off by 1
>>573994620Speed is so cool and maybe erotic I want to dirty her forehead with my babies
>>573994484Shiraoki-sama shields me just as>>573994586 showed
I don't give a shit about Rickey, I just need GRAND LIVE FALCO
>>573994620Why is she in NPC hell
>>573994673Shiraoki-sama giveth, and Shiraoki-sama taketh away
>>573994670>took her 40 minutes to stripbwo
>Fukuposts getting 6 nonstopno...
let's go rickey
>>573994767>7 againWe are so back bros
>>573994620phew at least they didnt put kwaboli in here
>>573994354COPA?!
why did global fall in love with fuku anyway
looking for your lucky 7, fukutards?
Matikanefukukitaru owes me sexCopano Rickey owes me sex
>>573994850Fuku has IT
>>57399477320 minutes of undoing belts and buttons20 minutes of finding a good angle for the picture
>>573994736unironically too old, even more than maru
>>573994906she has instant transmission?
>>573994850fuku is whatever in global. /uma/ likes her because she's le clover lucky horse
>>573994850Fuku is just built different
>>573994767shiraoki, protect my carats
>>573994850Orange wife
>>573994850funny uma
>>573994939that's supposed to be a secret
>>573994850she's neicha and kingu tier in terms of how affectionate she is with you
Fuku would be undisputed 4chan /uma/ if she were green
>>573994670Sex Journey
ikuno........................dictus
>>573994970fuku's fukus aren't that big
>>573995030
open image for a total cutie orenji
>>573994850pretty comedic uma, is overall quite nice especially in her interactions with other umas and her career story is cute
>>573994484anulo mufa
>>573995118rapist
>>573995180#NotAllOrange
>>573995118I bow before the Tyrant
>>573994850i am legally obligated to fall in love with Fuku after what she did for meLibra is my astrological signShiraoki's price was 5 CM losses in a row
>>573994850annoying faggots here aren't representative of global
fuku was capable of creating absolutely most catastrophic career runs at random
>>573995113we don't like nepobabies here
>>573994415for umas with low mile aptitude some of your gggps need mile sparks too in addition to dirt
>>573995436She let Shiraoki-sama take the wheels every race
>>573995459Dia-chan is a honest uma who earned her achievements
>>573995436yeah
>>573995436We merely walk the path Shiraoki-sama provides, to ask anything else is to be foolish
>>573995087She got the same bust size as Fuji, that means her tits can be as big as needed
>>573992413How much worse would this be on a F2P deck?As in the same set up but with 1LB CM and 0-2LB Ligh Hello instead
>>573995459
>>573995664the difference between 2lb and mlb lh is negligible and cb spikes pretty hard at 1lb so you'd be able to get something comparable for sure. Though this def looks like a massive highroll
>>573995436She was my clock dumpster even before MANT started, never again
>its up
>>573995404well who does global like then? minus here
Proto Eishin Flash so sex they had to nerf her
>>573995827reddit coded umas like Rice and Golshi
>>573994850I fucking despise that disgusting rat, her fake god, and her incessant screaming.
>>573995873>This is nerfed sexynessI shudder to think what the earlier design was
>>573995827Reddit Tachyon
>>573995919ok suzuka
>>573995887>rice>reddit?????????????
>>573988019how do I farm this dirt omniparent?
>>573995930The tits probably rivals Hishi Akebono
>>573995954she's reddit because I don't like her I HATE Rice
>>573995954?????????????????????????
>>573995827Generally, Tachyon is tourist coded while Gold Ship is "I'm aware of the series but haven't been grabbed by anyone yet" coded. Bilibili latched onto Tannhauser and Teio>>573995919Take your Saturn analog disguised as a Solar deity and go home
Do we have autoplay yet or is that tomorrow?
>>573996098we have it
>>573996098It'll be paywalled
I want to have sex with my trainee.
>>573995953Suzuka would never say or think that
WHY DOES A HORSE HAVE FANGS
>>573996098retard
>>573996206say? yeah she hardly speaksthink? cmon
>>573995974you have to start with getting dirt great great great grandparents and essentially make grandparents with combinations of dirt(great grandparent must have this) with dirt/long/mile/medium ggps. then use those great grandparents (with the dirt sparks) to make grandparents and your parents will finally use those grandparents. you run the g1s and dirt g1s throughout the loops
Does this game have something like >monthly passLike cheap but viable donation?
why does Taiko keep on doing the Mister Beast pose
>>573996098Probably with the launch of GL next thursday/friday
>>573996098i thought it was going to be the 22nd
>>573996280yeahprepared to pass
>>573996280Eventually yes but I don't expect the battle pass for a couple years
one thing uma has taught me is the most sexy characteristic a girl can have is low self esteem
>>573996280There's a monthly carat pack for $5-6 for some pull currency and also later there'll be subscription-esque options like a battlepass
Umamusume fans very excited to not play the game for the first time
>>573995829why does this American WHORE show belly
>>573996228VERY GOOD FRIENDS
Does this game have a charity? I was thinking of donating my hard earned salary to cygames who is struggling.
>>573994850I only have 3 plats and two of them were after I rubbed her belly for good luck/replied to a good luck post. She's powerful like that
>>573996415Cute white woman
wait you can get 3 [It's On] hints at S rank?
>>573996483yeah if you are using a scenario link uma
how does playing the devils rock n roll help her with fortune telling
>fujita spent twice the amount of money buying horses that my other gacha would earn in 2 months>not even guaranteed if these horses will raceBrehs.....
>>573996367Wrong. It is MASSIVE tits. Just HUUUUGE honkers.
>>573996394So you have an easier time licking it. Be thankful
>>573996528Rock and Roll owes a lot to the occult and "devil worship"
evolved skills with Grand Concert?Yes/No
>>573996539i only like giant knockers on short girls desu. like goblin tier 160cm and below
>>573996613Most likely yes
>>573996539I already knew that before uma though
>>573996534>my other gachaWuwa?
>>573996528They sung a banger tho https://youtu.be/uDu4koYDrt8
>>573996613I'd rather we get early debuff ban than evo skills tbqhwyf
>>573996381I hate my second job. Umamusume.
>>573996584wow thank you kris s
>>573996829You're welcome
>>573996526now that you mentioned it, I barely trained the 4 scenario umas in aoharu
>debuff bancringeI just pulled for summer golshi specifically to use dominator everywhereI deserve easy mode for the next year
>>573996661Anon check the heights of most of these girls, you should be pic related compared to them.
>>573996613
>>573996918bwo are you retardedyou can just borrow her, and it shouldn't take you more than 2-3 runs to shit out a workable debuffer
>>573996918you have hannakuh? oguri too right?
>>573996539But Doto is fugly
>>573996972delet this
i cant believe taiki is taller than me
>>573996613I hope so
>>573996957>SEAanon thai midgets don't count
>>573996280>he hasn’t bought the daily carat pass since day 1
I like this horse.
>>573996024I hate you foid
>>573997004False
I'll be sparking for witch Pearl. Big hat and great titties are a great combo
>>573997043I just wanted to post a pic of the dutch giant
>>573997147hes only 6'1thats just how hard they mog us. anyone below 175cm should just transition desu
>>573997189>us
>>573996415You're cutie too
>>573997189>hes only 6'1No he isn't, Olivier Richters is 7'2", it's why he plays Zangief.
maya needs to be glazed more
>>573997271Glazed with what?
>>573997307honeyade
>>573997189I’m no joke 6 foot 7, or 200cm I believe
>>573997307praise
>>573997271I just saw his Tenno Sho Spring win, goated uma fr fr
>>573997365giga chad i kneel...please impregnate my sister
and that is why umamusume is an OL trainer game
>>573997307rape
>>573997547cringe
>>573997004i hope the next time you pee your hand slips upward and you choke on your own piss
>>573997365are you a lankGOD
>>573997547Female trainer is the only way.
https://youtu.be/iI6u546CYEw
I heard you guys finally get 1.5 anniv. So how's the global playerbase post-MANT? None of you got baited into rolling for the Throne and NTR, right?
>>573997762lolplenty of people pulled MLB Top Road
Okay but I really really really really really reallyr eallyr eally reallyr eally really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really erally really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>573997762we love NTR here
>>573997762worse, a lot dropped 400 on f*ku speed
>>573997762I'm poor so that thing never happened to me
>>573997762>So how's the global playerbase post-MANT?we lost more than half of the playerbase
>>573997762I made it with most of my club too
>>573997762people would rather literally just post and rate cocks than playing M*NT it was grim
>>573997762An anon or 2 rolled for Fuku 600 times and used a LGBT crystal.I cant wait for the Agnes Tachyon 400 pullershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58SxPCL128UI wonder if anons will quit after 400 pulls for MLB Light Hello but 0 or 0LB Agnes Tachyon
>>573997762I even skipped FM because I'm extra retarded!
Why is everyone looping racing stam? In a scenario where nobody has excess stamina? For next CM which has double murmur?
>>573997224Kute Kris....
>>573997762I started playing on NTR banner and i have her MLB-1 and Zero Kitas, but i havent rolled Throne
>>573997762me at the end of the rope
>>573994415I get how the dirt meme works. But before you can even do that you need 2+ umas with all the scenario sparks/greens/generic accels/velocities that you've spent 8 months looping, and then you have to do it all again when new ones come out.
>>573997974gwochacho you're oguri cappu?
>>573997820Say 3 things about Stego that start with a letter P
>>573998046do not have
You vill be made to go back into MANT to pick up the new trophies using Oguri
Stoppu
>>573998087No, I will not gaylord.
>>573997974Racing stam still has use in sprint/mile, and you'll keep looping it forever until the end of time.
>>573998047>first word that popped in my mind is p*nis
>>573997762MANT/TB nearly killed the game for me but I survived.Mayano, however...
Mun!
>>573998209Mun her ei ei.
>>573998160what about the other racing spirits?
>>573997974You're not ready for the Claw Forward + Full Throttle + Racing Spirit Stam latekino.
>>573998248Stam is Full Throttle but not style lockedThe rest are just okayLoop them if you want
>>573998342Your risky business?
Do you prefer carrots or bananas?
>>573998383Gambling is for cowards. Take the full drain or don't come to the race.
>>573998047Purposefully obtusePleasantPersistent
>>573998184was even happier to be out of the MANT mines
>>573998172chiyobro...
>>573998342You mean Pedal to the Metal?
Stop gayposting and do your d*rt races. They give carats.
>>573998047pennylesspoorpretty stinky
medal to the petal
>>573998479Cute, wuv this artist his blue archive stuff is great
post your good parents pls
wait why is promotion from class 5 to 6 700k? it wasn't like this a month ago
>>573998649Good parents for what?
>>573998690just golshi being a little sillythat and sprint umas being trivial to make so everyone's had two weeks of free time
morning
>>573998532sex
>>573998778Good morning
>>573998532cocko tarumae
>>573998690What was it like, I just got demoted there and I think its comfy
>>573998778Morning bro
>>573998778
>>573998690people are updating their teams with the new unity
>>573998883Incredibly cute Suzuka.Practically BEGGING to be smooched
why does 4chan prefer diamond and reddit prefer kita?
>>573999013I don't really care for either.
>>573999013Kitachang is 4chan-coded
>>5739988415.5 is peak comfymaxxing
>>573997649Thankfully not
>>573999013She's just better
>Fujita tops the list with 2.2 billion yen spent (13.6 USD) buying horses>2nd place is Deep Impact's owner, Kaneko at 2.16 billion
>>573998929
>>573999013Crown is the better sister btw
>>573999013nobody actually pkayed dia's career and they think she's a succubus while in reality she's obsessed with le jinx for 90% of her career and has one(1) event where she formally introduces you to the satonos
>>573999071probably the most reddit uma outside of tachyon
>>573998106Cute Orfe
when do we get to see new umas
>>573999224fuck you Kitasan and Tachyon is not reddit
>>573999282Agnes, GoldShip, Oguri, Haru Urara are biggest reddit larp umas
>>573998047PregoPakie ChanPThe Game
>>573999389This.....except haru
>>573999438>haruHER NAME IS URARA YOU GODDAMN DINGDONG
>>573998532Sauce?
my favorite uma is agnes
Why do cosplay whores always do agnes and never sluttier gold shhichi
>>573999585Pretty sure they don't know any characters except for the main 6
Kissing Windy.
>>573997058Mayano!
>>573999398>>573998580The tranny knows nothing about her yet spams her every day
>>573999585shichi had a very minor role in the middle of a tv seriesshe might as well not exist to cosplayers
If they call King Halo "King" despite it being clearly a title and a male one at that, and El condor pasa "El" despite it literally just meaning "The", there's shrimply nothing wrong with addressing Mr.CB as "Mr."
>>573999652But she is stinky?
>Reddit Ship>Haru Ureddit>Reddit Cap>Tokai Redditeio>Kitasan Reddit>Reddit Ticket>King Reddit
They never make as much of fuss over calling her Pasa as they do calling her HaruWhy does one matter more than the other
/uma/bf?
>load up on tons of great skills>curvature, it's on, nsm, burning spd, speed star, in high spirits, sprint and style corners, the whole nine yards>late oguri cap with if losing win pulse and only three golds still effortlessly blows everyone else the fuck outI'm tired of this boring metahog bitch. And we're about to have another three CMs in a row back to back where she's autowin.
I called Stay Gold "stay" and she just sat down like a dog wtf
>>573999852I will force her to take a bath.
>curren 4chan
>>573990890
>>573999991If you look like this, i would be your bf unironically
>>573999945Urara literally says U~RARA in her career every 5 seconds, and El Condor Pasa also calls herself El, why the fuck would anyone call them haru/pasa
>>573999994good news anyon you can legend race ticket her soon!
>>574000103Because El does not sound like a real name
>>574000112>anon will get her instawin oguri in 3 months when she's expiredkek
Just woke up and read through the threadsCareer stories are better when they adapt keiba aspects well. Something like Almond Eye with the 3 Triple Crown/Tiara battle in 2020 Japan Cup being adapted as "all 7 G1 winning uma racing to decide who is the strongest (including coming out of retirement just for this)" is kino and a good way avoid the issue of "Contrail doko?"NeoUni has a great career story because it shamelessly adapts the bond between the IRL NeoUni and his jockey and how much it influenced M Demuro's career
>>574000103El is too reminiscent of a certain detectiveHaru is shorter
>>574000000witnessed
>>574000000Congrats on the GET prez
keibamore likegay bar
>every time someone mentions cm16 you think of cock because yours is 16cm
>>574000000I thought these don't exist.
>>574000000...huh.
>>573999013why choose at all? fuck them both
>>574000271this is how I felt back during Libra haha..
>>574000112xmas oguri?
>>574000271I don't use cm for measurement.
>>574000000wasted
>>574000271Same, but in inches
>>574000398Because you're lower life form.
>>574000018How does she do it?
>>574000000Kino
>>574000000The funny thing about this is if you did ask her to stay there's like a 50/50 chance she'd stay or try to drag you along on her little trips.
Nishino Flowers sweaty armpit is fragrant right?
>>574000000
>>574000593no
>>574000000checked
>>574000000CHECKED
>>574000572Stay Gold would sit if you ordered her to, but she would expect there to be follow up and be disappointed if there was none or if the follow up was dull
>>574000572You could say a Kino no Tabi?
>>573999753>SAAAR
>>573999935Interlocking fingers with Ayabe whenever she shows her cute palm
>>574000817what did Cafe mean by this?
>>574000000Checked desu wa
>>573983537Maybe this AI aint that badBut wtf is this Miss Victoria only shows up on A Finals win not B Finals win
>>574000924Cafe's delicious fat ass that is inversely proportional to her flat chest
>>574000000Insane bro
>>574001069>not B Finals winThat's a lie.
>>573983537What should I new dropping carats on?
>>574001202save/reroll for agnes tachyon in few weeks
>>574001202On deez nuts!
>>574001201Thanks again Stay Gold bro for clearing things up
>>574001202Agnes Tachyon/Light Hello banner next week
This game sucks. Even tho the rng is a lot better now. But i think its just cause kitasan black wins the game by default.
Post donkey
>>574001201>Stolen screenshot
soon
>>574001202*Be dropping FFS auto correct I have about 100k and 70 support scout tickets. Plenty of umas to work with.Vodka is my queen.
>>574001486trainers are not ready for this mare (forma de stallion)
>>574000000this is something Rudolf would laugh at
>>574001450
>>573999935my beautiful chud wife ayabe
7 and you feel a random sharp pain in your side at some point today
>>574001473
>>574001689DONT CURSE ANONS. THIS IS EVIL!
>>574000000i umahate this umaplace
>>574001450>>574001728
>>574001858delete this shit
>Stego song releases in 3 hours>I'll be at work so I won't be able to hear the full CD version until I'm outToday already sucks.
>>574001568Skip Agnes TachyonMLB this insteadhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30122-eishin-flash
>>574001858Based
>>573996613They were in the game files with the patch, so decent chance
>>574001948Good luck at the zoo
Do umas umasturbate?
>>574001752Talk about being BTFO'd. That fag couldnt even muster a reply
>>574001858I'd roll
>>574001752stegoCHAD
>>574001752Gigabased
>>574002041Yes
how can the antistego schizo even show up here after THAT post
>>574001568DO NOT FOLLOW THIS>>574001996 That is malicious advice
>>574002251Primarily because Flash releases halfway through the scenarioIt is a good card
>>574002251What's the catch? I can't delve into the details rn
>>574001996>lateshit cardlmao
>>573999935>REDDIT Week>Silence REDDITor>Tokai REDDITeio>MaREDDITnsky>OguREDDIT Cap>REDDIT Ship>Vodka>Daiwa ScaREDDIT>REDDIT Shuttle>REDDIT Wonder>REDDITro McREDDIT>El REDDIT Pasa>Symboli REDDIT>REDDIT Groove>Mayano Top REDDIT>REDDITro Ryan>REDDIT Shower>Agnes REDDITyon>Winning REDDIT>SakuREDDIT REDDITshin O>Super REDDIT>Haru UraREDDIT>MatikaneREDDITaru>Nice REDDIT>REDDIT Halo>T.M. REDDIT O>Mihono REDDIT>Biwa HayaREDDIT>REDDIT Chan>NaREDDITor Taishin>REDDIT Falcon>NaREDDITor Brian>REDDIT Sky>Hishi AMA REDDIT>Fuji REDDITki>Gold REDDITy>REDDITO Doto>REDDIT Flash
>>574002246Could just be an antijp schizo there was one last night telling people they don't play JP
>>574002357>P*** card >Before El
>>574000000rudolfGAWDs
>>574002445>>574002445>>574002445
>>574002352It would be like saying to skip Kitasan Black because SMaru was releasing soonJust disingenuous advice
>>574002246maybe he wants to.... redeem himself
>>573997762Some people did still for Throne, despite all the warnings, and Cygames still found a way to rugpull them by killing even earlier for us
>>574000021When I went to Funabashi Race Course, it was a nice vibe of old men betting while eating soba at the racecourse. It's free entry if there's no race that day. They also have a giant slide made in the shape of racing gates.
>>574002995Youll eat those words when throne is meta again for the first GM cm
>>574000000WITNESSED
>>574000000Checked Also kinky dog play with Stay Gold
