# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[JULY 2026] development "paused due to legal matters". However, Burial is confirmed to be the next episode. Nemlei to sponsor a "Coffin-likes game jam."https://steamcommunity.com/games/2378900/announcements/detail/702146248223754712# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>573748791
B-But its Julia day
Holy KEK
sex w/ andrew graves
>>574010560
>early baking to shill your shit artCancer
This thread has been marked with the cloud. Rip.
>>574010759Not like we did Douglas for Father's Day.
>>574010934It's the Wrend
>>5740110972 wrongs don’t make a right
>>574010934Wren is shrinking :(
>>574010934And now, a word from our sponsor:>best buy
>>574012238So fucking cute. I want her to console me as I break down crying in her arms
Bratty sisters must have their pooper widened by delphic cock!
>>574011142>>574012101That's just cuz of Julia day. Wren will reclaim his rightful throne trvst
Next chapter Julia is getting souped, right?
Ashley as a momshley is the cutest. Also impressive that she lost her shorts>>574013273I hope so, nem already gave us cannibalism and incest, where can things go next?
>>574010934>ashley mogs everything else As always. Sister supremacy forever.
>>574011142>>574012101>duuusst in the Wrend>all we are is dust in the Wrend
>>574013078Love that artists are drawing Wren with a :p
>>574013672Will Wren be the protagonist of the next game?
>>574010934>ashley game
>>574013805Depends on what The Author has in store for him, I guess. I hope she treats him well.
https://x.com/i/status/2076891917804265936
>>574013672:ldrew, :3shley, and :Pren
>>574014630So true.
>>574014630What the FUCK are you even saying
Wrental floss
It would lowrenuinely be so adorable if Wren's little girlfriend was also an incest baby. What even happens if two inbreds even outbreed?https://x.com/i/status/2076270471860089227
I love how Wren is universally loved across the fanbase no matter where you go. It's oddly wholesome.
>>574015412Wrent is due>>574016114What's there that isn't to love? Plus he's a blank canvas since we know nothing about him other than he exists yet, so people can project their ideal onto him
>>574015871>girlfriendBut Wren is gay
>>574016114
>>574016854Thank you Nemlei, VERY cool.
>>574016854Just haven't had good pussy yet
>>574016854Julia will correct him.
Anybody got a link to the GBStudio coffin demake?
>>574019508Or it might've been pico-8?IDK some pixel thing
>>574010560>everyone wanted the Julia OC for the next bake>early baked so you could post your dog shit artKill yourself
>>574021348We were robbed
Based Artfag OP btfo'inf hussoids fake and gay non existent holiday for their no longer plot relevant character.
>>574021623>Artfag OPThat implies OP's creation is "art". His garbage is all ugly just like himself
https://x.com/nisoniso_01/status/2010837525955559758/photo/1
>>574021348>>574021576Tryhards think hating on Julia will help them fit in. Sad!
>>574010934Anybody remember when that one anon posted gerbil 280 times, so it would be the biggest word in the cloud?
How would you feel about Wren befriending an apparition of Nina that no one else can see?
>>574021348OP art looks neat even though it was made with edited already-existing photos wdym
>>574023542Whatever you say, OP.
>>574014456inb4 nemlei only leaves wren as part of a vision and nothing else.It'd be cool if nemlei makes wren the antichrist>>574021348Agreed, early bakers should be executed.
>>574023435Personally I like the idea of Wren getting with the kid of the campers A&A sacrifices, and Wren has to go through various comical hijinx to prevent the aforementioned kid from finding out who his parents are
>>574023542Very subtle.
After more than 2 years susperia has returnedhttps://x.com/i/status/2077052951332290899
>>574026367I missed this Serbian foid like you wouldn't believe
>>574023435Hi Nemlei! We are not sure whether Wren having a Nina headmate would be of interest to the main demographic. We would prefer he not be straight.
>>574025275>>574023602I am fully vindicated for telling him to fuck off, and I figure'd he'd do this because it's the second time he's done so.
>>573992159Another donut steel has hit the Coffin. Could the Wrenaissance have caused a new hussysona outbreak?
>>574029084This bitch will molest the fuck out of Wren.
>>574029470Within 10 minutes of first meeting wren, she would be pregnant with his child
>>574029084>Dislikes: CatsA fuck you to you too!
>>574029084Holy fuck I NEED to have Wren be left in her care without further supervision
>>574028215If this faggot ever bakes again I am double baking pronto, I don't care. He's a cunt
>>574021348>THE ENTIRE WORLD WANTED THISTruly you people prove yourselves everytime to be the Jews of /calg/.
>>574031947Idk why he’s trying to pick a fight with Juliaposters. Whats the beef?
>>574026367I was gonna be like super happy but what the hell is even that image? Who is the catgirl? What is this even conveying?
>>574032307He's not picking a fight with anyone in particular, he's just a narcissist who hates /calg/ and wants to promote his low-effort art.
>>574032440> a narcissist who hates /calg/ Well duh, all Julia haters are like that.
>>574031985We'd been talking about JUL14 for weeks and there was a pretty clear consensus that >>573959773 was a desirable picture. Who's the Jew?
>>574032364> Who is the catgirl?Yani Neko. Smoker catgirl from an anime that’s airing this season
>>574033131You’re replying to a troll. All early bakers are.
>>574033796>muh he's the troll I hateIt is a shit picture and that Julia fanart would be a better OP, but dear God you guys' petty circlejerk with statements like these >>574032603 is ridiculous. We can have the Julia bake next thread God willing, if not then any other day in the big month of July. Just calm down frens.
>>574033263Are they roommates for some reason? Did she just want to draw a popular character with another unrelated character, why? Also it doesn't look like the detailed stuff she used to draw... Someone killed and is impersonating Susperia. We have to save her from the Serbian mafia as /calg/
>all of this petty bickering over a OP imageI think all of you guys should stop being such immature manchildren and get a fucking life
>>574034471
>>574034175Not reading that. Your art sucks ass btw
>>574034471We expect some sort of civility in these threads because that's usually what we get. Therefore, people behaving like niggers deserve to be excluded, and that includes you.
it's just a fucking image, why do you guys have to fight constantly over the smallest irrelevant things possible?
>STOP NOTICING!!!!!!!!
>>574034430>Did she just want to draw a popular character with another unrelated character, why?Why not? It’s not like divine inspiration is needed to make fanart.
>and that includes you.>getting sick of retarded shitflinging makes you a degenerate person
>calggers are cannibalizing themselves againlolwonder when you retards are going to spam images again to force another thread like last time
Do you think Ashley still enjoys tomato soup or does it bring back bad memories from the apartment?
>>574035293Won’t happen since the guy who did that is now OP and nobody else is that mentally ill
>>574035973KEK
>>574035650huh?
>>574036770In Episode 1 their last ration was a can of tomatoes
>>574034626I'm not the guy, and if you had read my post you would've seen I was trying my best to be friendly. It's okay, you're still my brethren. You all are.
>>574036915i'm only here for the art i don't fucking care about your obsession with this visual novel bro
>>574034765>It’s not like divine inspiration is needed to make fanart.Heresy! Your scribbles is not real fanart until you're a saint canonized by the /calg/ pope.
>>574037174Not him but why the fuck did you say "huh?" then moron
>>574037529what?
dunno it's just only me but anytime i hear /calg/, my mind suddenly reminds me of the word california for some reason
OP is an unlikable dipshit who knows the only way he can force people to give a shit about his unlikable art is by bakesniping a thread people were looking forwards to. You are a rung beneath Gorki, because at least he had the tact to not bake with his own dogshit kitbashing, and had the decency to not snipe event threads.
>>574039880Alt ver.
A thread that will drive the people to arms
Hussiefags and "art"fags are two people I dislike like a sister dislikes the flooze so I wish one of them completely genocides the other.
>>574010934>women maybe single generalHeLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LADIES OF /CALG/!!!! I INTEND TO SEED YOUR EGGS!
The HussHEs will continue until morale improves
>>574041345EeeEEeeK!!
>>574010934>>574011142>Fine without Wren, Nemlei!
Wren's male friends commenting on how hot his Mom is. Wren's female friends commenting on how hot his Uncle is.
WHY DIDN'T ANY OF YOU TELL ME THAT NEMLEI RESIZED THE CHARACTER PORTRAITS WHEN EPISODE 2 CAME OUT? WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE USE CASE OF THIS???
>>574040709If this was either Julia's canon level of brains or looks, most of the game wouldn't have happened.
>>574042316Nemlei, you can't keep getting away with being a hack... Fix the game. Now.
>>574038379probably because it kinda sounds like your about to say cali instead of calg
Do you think Douglas will be redeemed?
>>574011097If we don't get a a digiOP for odaiba day I'm killing myself and others
>andrew... your sister... your sister asked me to talk to you about something.>ashley and i are kind of, you know, seeing each other.>we'd really like it if you just gave us some space.
>>574043246Learning Hikari was a canon bro con was the funniest thing to me.
>>574038379We have a whole city, I'm sure we can expand our influence to a state then finally make a country. The delphic caliphate of calgistan will be beautiful.
>>574043392if i had an image of andrew pointing the gun, this is when i would post it
>>574044812>Canada
>come home from work>read threadI knew the people would accept Julia into their hearts. I told you that history would absolve me
I love her
>>574049369I'm reminded of a certain scene in Akame ga Kill.
seeing hussyfags totally seething over some shitty OP image makes me believe at least the haggots don't whine about their potential threads not happening on /vg/ due to they already moved on and being accepted on /v/
>>574048178>Tired expression + that butt Oof, I love her too.
everyone shut up and take a look at this
>>574048178Gentle pronebone while kissing her neck
>>574050261As the person who drew the picture, I don't really care about it not being the OP image, nor do I particularly have any strong feelings about Julia beyond drawing it for JUL14 because it's a themed day, but at this point there's probably an equal number of posts saying "lol u mad gotchu lol" and it's genuinely pathetic behavior. Congratulations, you sniped the OP image from the dreaded Juliafags. A masterclass troll that'll be remembered for the ages right up there with LJdrama and the GNAA.
What if instead of Douchebag being the first one to ask Ashley out, it was a friend of Andrew's who got Andrew's permission from him and told him that his intentions were nothing but the purest? An actual legitimate potential suitor who could be the one to take Ashley off his hands for good?Say this time, Ashley actually goes on the date and it goes well enough. This guy recognizes that Ashley is a little different, but is willing to work with her, and Ashley likes him well enough to continue hanging out with him.Would Andrew accept this, or would his jealousy and his unrealized love for Ashley get in the way and would he find a way to sabotage their relationship?What would win out in the end, Andrew's desire to appear normal and do the right thing or his Ashley addiction?
>>574051036Andrew would try to seem fine on the surface, but it would eat him up inside, and he'd find a way to sabotage it. His Ashley lust is too strong,and we've seen that Andrew can be just as crazy or crazier than Ashley.
>>574051036Andrew would sabotage the fuck out of it
>>574051036What if instead of Douchebag being the first one to ask Ashley out, he asked Andrew out, and they kissed and had gay sex?
>>574051175>we've seen that Andrew can be just as crazy or crazier than AshleyAndrew IS crazier than Ashley 99% of the time
>>574051398>Julia's fujo fantasies
>>574051415Ashley's craziness is at least rooted in things she has experienced or just the baseline craziness all women are hardwired with. Andrew's is rooted in a very complex set of delusions and insecurities, which makes it more unpredictable, not to mention more dangerous because as a guy he has the physical capacity to easily kill Ashley.
>Pregnant Ashley: Human meat is good for the baby!>Andrew: Just don't eat the brains.
>>574051398There's not a gay bone in Andrew's body. Dude lusts after the closest woman near him, God's anti-incest programming be damned.
>>574052128Andrew jerks off imagining his back getting blown out in prison
>>574053220Call me Big Bubba, because I'm about to destroy Andrew's tight little hole.
>>574051398Then I would actually like this game
>>574053220Gays and projecting again
>>574053467Imagine my shock when I find out that, once again, a gay man is unable to enjoy anything that does not directly or tangentially relate to dicks in asses.
>>574042316Literally un-fucking-playable. I want a refund.
>>574048178Could've been better if the cheeks were more separated, it's not a good choice to sacrifice the realism to get more of a plump bubble butt. Still nice ass though.t. your friendly neighborhood assposter
>>574050994>but at this point there's probably an equal number of posts saying "lol u mad gotchu lol" and it's genuinely pathetic behaviorThere's twice as many posts talking about the six million Julia OP images that were sacrificed to ??? uninterrupted especially at the start of the thread. Both are retarded as is usually the case, I agree with this anon >>574041137
>>574053908Yeah spread those cheeks baby
>>574053650Fujo game dev, chud
>>574054101>Both are retardedWe really don't have to play this false "both sides are equally le bad" game. Complaining about it won't do anything, and in fact only serves as positive reinforcement to the faggot who did it, but it's a completely reasonable reaction to be upset about the themed thread getting sniped, never mind getting sniped by something that repulsive. Repeatedly drawing attention to the fact that it happened is also extremely gay behavior.
>>574054621Andrew needs a Kaworu to his Shinji (Gendo?).
>>574054637Who do you think is trying to equalize both sides and why? Think, it's one person:
>>574054762>Think, it's one personIt probably isn't. In fact, I don't think the person who made the thread is actually the person who made that image.
>>574010934>without wren nemlei bitchNemlei was already a bitch without Wren.
Ashley dies when Wren is 3. Andrew becomes a Gendo clone making shady ritual deals to try to bring Ashley back to life, and Wren becomes a Shinji Ikari tier pussy.
>>574054476You see that's only hot if it's manual, you use an external pulling force to get all that ass out of the way and dig for the treasure like a dog looking for the bone it buried 3 months ago. If it's spread already like some artists for some reason like to depict so much, it looks cartoonish and takes away from the stareability a real good ass has IRL. It's a small insignificant detail only true ass obsessors care about but I think it's a good tip. Just like my tip at the gate of my sister's exhaust pipe just before pounding it like a battering ram.
>>574011142Apparently that was an actual video. How do you think Wren would actually react, based on the way he'd presumably be raised?
>>574054762I am NOT the guy you fucking schizo, geez louise.
>>574055171>Get in your sister, Wren.
>>574055290>parents are sibs>looks completely fine
>>574055290>totally healthy chad is crying because his parents are le hecking related!!What a faggot.
>>574055437>We get a white/blue haired emotionless clone of Ashley that Daddy Andrew favorsNice.
>>574055290>claims his parents are siblings>looks genetically normal with colored eyes and full growing hair on top of thatI thought incest breeding would cause genetic malfunction into your offspring's bodyhow come this guy looks perfectly normal after birth
It's not explicitly stated that Wren is Andrew's son so I'm still on team 6 ays
>>574055856Because genetics aren't magic and there's no automatic abominating mechanism when sibling genes are detected.
>>574055856Lurking moar will provide you with all the incest answers you need
>>574055856Your DNA doesn't magically self-destruct by detecting that your parents are related. Inbreeding is totally fine if you're not an Arab or Pajeet.
>>574055856>what do you mean he's not a radiactive monster?? his parents are literally siblings!!Goy, you have a lot to learn.
>>574056095>Inbreeding is totally fine if you're not an Arab or Pajeet.You can have an entirely deleterious genome as a white person as well, dumbass.
>>574055290>screenshot of a crying man>someone draw this with Wren pleaseI can't lie, Reddit cooked with that one. I laughed pretty hard
>>574054723
>Ashley killing Andrew's homo friend because it's one thing to lose a hussy like Julia, but she'll be damned if she's gonna lose to a faggot!
What if Nemlei reveals that incest is just microscopic life forms living in our bodies? And as a child the surgeon built C3PO?
>>574057119If you're going to complain about either of those, you clearly never understood Star Wars and are/were a fake/non-fan.
Kissing Julia, like a lot
>>574056919She can lose to both at the same time
>>574053650Dicks in asses is actually the one gay thing I dislike but I'm also bi so maybe that has something to do with it
>>574057643Bligga shut UP, God damn
>>574041379Mogs peter
>>574057553>Ashley: Andy, fuck my pussy!>Andrew: Hell no! Julian's boypussy is way tighter!
>>574056418Yeah but you'll probably fail to reproduce, at least with another White person.
>>574041379>>574057850
>>574059495You didn't post an image.
This image of Ashley is a masterpiece. The head tilt, the erotic slightly intrigued gaze in her eyes, the clothes both fitting and flowing on top of her, the shapely torso, the arms met in the middle, the absolutely sex kissable lips, the blush, the hearts around, the TITS. it's so elegant and beautiful. Not even like hot, just pure womanly beauty that makes brothers write verses exclaiming their love for centuries. All praise to God.Repost because I forgot the fucking picrel
>>574059554Guess I'll have to leave no witnesses!
>>574056418>canA key distinction.
>>574055175That Renass... Ever since Doug got more character revealed I can finally healthily self-insert as Renee's lawful lover and find her hot. It's crazy how my puritan /calg/arian subconscious works, I had never found Mama Graves attractive, she's always been "Mrs Graves" to me even after the name reveal way back when.
>>574060252Why the FUCK are her shoes on?
>>574060081You don't seriously think all Arabs and Pajeets are bound to an entirely deleterious genome, right? I mean, it would be nice if the population of india reduced by such a phenomenon, but un4chanateleyley we don't live in paradise.
>>574060342For the SOLE purpose of bothering you
>>574060425Maybe he said Arabs and Pajeets would have issues due to a history of cousin inbreeding even into the present, thus inbreeding is likely going to lead to worse outcomes. Whereas, most white ethnic groups stopped practicing cousin marriage a very long time ago and therefore, there is less chance of getting bad recessive traits.
>Andrew couldn't keep his dick his pants and got Julia pregnant, she just didn't tell him, and Julia cut Andrew out of his life>Andrew also got Ashley pregnant>Wren is still born, but now he has a slightly older half sister with yellow eyes>Wren starts falling for Sis after meeting her at school, and neither knows they are half siblings>One day, Julia sees her daughter's new boyfriend, sees the similarities to Andrew, and starts freaking out
>>574060425You're wasting your time. There's a subset of people who claim incest is for superior people yet deride places that actually engage in incest as inferior people because they're brown. You'll be here all night
We got a brother sister and a mother son game. When's the father daughter game of Douglas and Ashley?
>>574061452Andrew multi-wrapped to avoid exactly this possibility.
>>574061151That would be an absolutely retarded misunderstanding of how inbreeding and genetics work.>>574061551Don't get me wrong I believe in the benefits of making incest more common if only even for its purging affects, but race has very little to do with this, as well culture. A few generations can change an entire bloodline's fate quite immadiately and stating catch-all phrases like "inbreed as thou wilt just don't be brown" just degrades the supremacy of occasional incest methinks.
>>574061551A nigga can't even make a joke anymore without some soft-as-babyshit newgen whining about muh racism and muh white supremacy
>>574062483Be as racist as you want, mein Führer. But idiotic claims are just idiotic. >A nigga can't even make a joke anymoreI'm not too serious about it myself! Just sayin'...
Ashley says we will have Total Nigger Extinction
>>574062749Sisters do be a little racist.
>>574062464>That would be an absolutely retarded misunderstanding of how inbreeding and genetics work.So am I mistaken that a recent history of inbreeding won't increase the likelihood of harmful recessive traits?
>>574062749Ashley will go so of you are alright once she watches the movie Blade.
>>574062797What the fuck even happened with your post?
>>574062797>>574062861>>574062749Oops. I meant Ashley will say some of you are Alright once she watches the movie Blade.>Ashley: Wesley Snipes is one of the good ones.
>>574062938Wesley Snipes was actually one of the bad ones, a gigantic uncooperative asshole that hated white people and famously sabotaged Blade: Trinity (which didn't need the help, quite frankly)
>>574061551I have changed my mind recently and concluded that incest is not really all that productive for society in general, note that the most successful Europeans completely destroyed the reliance on clans and large family units. By forcing everybody to interact with and trust strangers, it created the high trust society you see in European ones but no where else.
>>574063052A society that is rapidly being picked apart by people who are in fact clannish and hate outsiders.
>>574062792It won't necessarily increase that, no. It could but not necessarily.
>>574063052Europe went to the extreme of that and that's why we still need a little bit of incest and familial tribalism that could establish that. Real ones know this.
>Andrew: You're dating a black girl, Wren?!! What were you thinking?! You know how your mother is! She's gonna blame me for this and say I raised you wrong!
>>574063159Anon, I agree with your sentiment but acting like this is actually just counterproductive.
>>574063140That is only the symptom, the cause is ideology (liberalism) and the ruling class.
>Ashley to Julia: You WOULD vote for Obama, you hussy!
Holy fuck do you /pol/faggots ever give it a rest? This is a video games general. Nobody fucking cares
/calg/ very commonly claims that the first generation of inbreeding between siblings has a possibility of hazardous genetic outcome almost indiscernable to outbred offspring. But when I research this on the Internet, I have never found any substance to this claim. I'm not against it or anything, but is this really true? Is the first generation really that inseparable from an outbred child? Source?
>>574063621>Nobody fucking cares*you don't careSeethe
>>574063539>That is only the symptom– Man who got "redpilled" yesterday
>>574063621You can always go back to where you came from if five minutes of chud talk immadiately makes you so mad
>Friend B asks Ashley out>Andrew is pissed at first, but he thinks wait a minute, let's see things play out>Ashley is so fucking terrible that Friend B becomes completely blackpilled on women and Andrew fucking laughs
>>574063952>but he thinks wait a minute, let's see things play outYeah, like picrel.
Andrew is the kind of guy that read the Harry Potter novels before watching the films.
>>574063697In order to understand why inbreeding can be negative you need to understand how genetics work, not even at a deep level but an extremely basic one. The human genome isn't smart, it doesn't magically change itself because it detected brother penis in sistussy and nukes the kid's genetics. A single generation of inbreeding functionally cannot increase the odds of a novel genetic disease because that is up to gene mutation. EXISTING genetic diseases, on the other hand, have an easier time passing down through inbreeding because of sheer mathematical probability. If the father of two siblings has the gene for cystic fibrosis, there's a 25% chance both siblings inherit that gene, which then carries another 25% chance of manifesting in their child, and a 50% chance of making their child a carrier for the gene, which is much better odds than finding another random hussoid carrying the gene for cystic fibrosis as well.On a personal scale, this really isn't a big deal, because the odds still end up working out to an absolute risk of a small fraction of a percent, but on a populational scale mass inbreeding would rapidly turn into a real problem in a few generations because of this.
>>574064340Blah blah blah. TOO MANY WORDS!
>Andrew going to a Therapist>Therapist makes Andrew realize that he truly loves Ashley and wants to be with her>Andrew thanks the Therapist, but he can't have people knowing about him and Ashley exist, so he kills the Therapit
Thibking about how perfect these threads are when we're talkiong about Julia
>>574063697My high school bio and the Punnett square tells me that the rate of suffering a defect is higher.How discernible the defect is depends on the defect itself. But if your lineage had a defect so foul that it was immediately noticeable within a single generation, your family would've been obliterated centuries ago for being a sin against humanity and the gods.
>Nina: Me dead? Andrew, what the hell are you talking? We're gonna be late for the movie!
>>574065483>we missed out on the timeline where Nina lived and Ashley diedWhy do the bad guys always win?
>>574065483Ashley is so lucky, Nina would have made her into her bitch had she not died.
>>574065706Why are we acting like the bitch who choked to death on dust was gonna be some boss babe?
>>574065810The two are not correlated
>>574065810She is socially capable, has leadership qualities given how she managed to handle Ashley and Julia on her own, and is cute. The potential is there
>>574066143She's dead, I would say that's a big correlation.
>>574011274But it feels so right.
>>574065810It's someone's extremely specific fanfic/fetish material and he will never stop cope posting about it.
>>574066149Andrew becomes a Harem Anime Protagonist.Will he choose:>The Bratty Little Sister Ashley?>The Cool and Confident Nina?>The Shy and Nice Julia?>Gay Option: Friend B?
>>574066314Repetitive posting? In MY /vg/?!
You guys think Andrew ever compared his cock to Ashley's tampons, just to see?
>>574066954No? Tampons are tiny.
>Ashley: You're dating a fucking Jap?!>Andrew: Ashley, she's Vietnamese.
>>574067183They're thin, but they're pretty long. Also, it's not like I was scared of being smaller, I just wanted to know. It's something that goes inside the sister's vagoo. You don't get a lot of comparisons like that
>>574067297>they're pretty long...no they aren't?
>>574067384Whatever, dude. Fuck you. I'm just trying to make conversation
>>574067840You are weird.
Sisters are getting cuter
>Internet and technology advances>Andrew gets addicted to 4chan>Makes deals with demons to kill random Anons online who insulted himHe could be in this very thread!
>>574068479>He could be in this very thread
I am not Andrew Graves because I know for a fact my sister is cute, and I do not perceive other men as competition because they'd lose if they were.
>>574060425>>574061151>>574062464>>574063145Inbreeding is dangerous for Muslims and Indians because they never stopped practising arranged marriages, thus natural selection cannot take place. Every deformed and retarded Mohammed is entitled to at least 3 cousins' pussies, which will each pump out 11 offspring.
>>574061452>Wren is still bornwut
>>574063853>immadiately
Small shitpost featuring our three heroines.
>>574071238>Ashley got Renee's approval that day
Sexo. Con Hermanas.
>>574071238Andrew is Ashley's dad
>>574073309All four of them know this.
>>574055856I think it was horrible idea asking this in a unsustainable place for sex biology like this
saw that shit from /OMOg/ and decided to repost it here bc why not?>>>/v/743225325
>>574082064>bc why notBecause it's not coffin?
>>574029470>>574031883Seems she's in heat and wants the 'drew. https://twitter.com/MiaLastBreath/status/2077219485979660574https://twitter.com/MiaLastBreath/status/2077130663057379376
>>574041379Don't need a self insert oc if Andrew is literally me(tm)
>>574082226it has incest in it, so of course it is coffin
Ashley and Andrew are spiritual Americans.
Do you think Kit9 will rinse the fanbase and charge 32 eurodollars for a ??? tote bag? Seeing this hypercommodified shit actually turns me off the idea of Coffin merch...
>>574084773Kit should release a full game before even thinking of making merch
>>574085138Nemlei already said she's not making merch until the game is finished but you have loads of people complaining about it and saying that if she won't do merch until the game is done then she should stop suing bootleggers.
Nemlei should consider putting the game on Gog after it's finished
Chaos. Mayhem even.
>>574084773el cringo
What if Andrew reprocated literally everything toward ashley instead if being tsundere
>>574086767Have we studied the underlying decay long enough?
>>574084773Will there be a Leyley Helmet? This is my only question of the potential merch.
>>574087351
>>574064340>but on a populational scale mass inbreeding would rapidly turn into a real problem in a few generations because of this.Would it really? What if it was only occasional like once every few generations, the delph haunts that family?
>>574083328Well, duh.
>>574088220
So, Ashley is adverse to sex because she thinks she's supposed to hate it and getting any pleasure out of it makes her a whore, but I wonder if she likes the romantic parts of them taking their relationship to the next level? The kisses, cuddling, and sweet nothings in the ear... Maybe if Andrew makes more of an effort to be a sweetheart to her, her perception of sex will change to something more positive?Maybe Andrew could charm and romance the hell out of her until she begs him to fuck her? Andrew is a romantic himself, so he'd probably enjoy that too.If he can find a way to make her like it more, she won't be able use it transactionally as she'd be getting something out of it too.
Nemlei is such a fucking retard.This game is never going to be finished and my coffin merch from China is only going to be slightly delayed.Something tells me she just needed a much needed break and step away to recover but won't admit it for some reason.
>>574087351No but we're going to take a break to see what Burial does to it.
>>574082064*were
>>574088884From what I've heard, the legal issues could be more than just bootleg merchandise. A couple of individuals have been impersonating Kit9 and copyright striking Coffin music and fan content and monetizing it. That and some have been distributing her old games and porting them to platforms other than PC without permission. Stuff like that.
In the long run, was Nina's death actually a positive bonding experience for the siblings?
>>574070650Why do you guys keep claiming this? The benefit of inbreeding doesn't come from a female being able to choose the best from a slew of related males or their parents pairing the best genetic match of relatives together or whatever; it comes from the fact that your already present genetic material will have to stand out and selection will weed out the defective aftermath, leaving only the survivors which enhances the gene pool overall in the end. Very simple. Arranged marriages literally have little to nothing to do with any of this since it's the purging effect that is there no matter what because of the mere existence of inbreeding that is of possible benefit if any, not sexual selection in some way. In fact one of the societal benefits of incest would be that it would be a source of constant flow of spouses and that is how people throughout history married>except le westNope, even in the West cousin (or other genres of inbreeding like uncle-niece, like Hitler's parents or Darwin's wife being his cousin, just off the top of my head) marriage was still quite normal. You guys severely exaggerate that in the first place, it's only in the last five minutes did huwite people start to fantasize a "soulmate" that they will one day meet and it will be their perfect spouse, which is because of media training them to think that way and families falling apart and growing distant among them.Let not hatred for a people incite you not to be just.
>>574089747>The benefit of inbreeding doesn't come from a female being able to choose the best from a slew of related malesThe groom doesn't arbitrate arranged marriages either; it's decided by their family/clan/village.>Arranged marriages literally have little to nothing to do with any of this since it's the purging effect that is there no matter whatHow do you get a purging effect with arranged marriages among relatives? If your ugly inbred 50 IQ cousin palpably expresses deleterious traits, then at least one of those defective alleles WILL be passed on to the next generation; and if you carry one of those alleles, which isn't unlikely as you're cousins, then you also have a reasonable likelihood of having equally ugly and retarded offspring.>except le westNo one said the West stopped inbreeding. Europeans did however outlaw arranged marriages a millennium ago, which allowed natural selection to flourish.
>>574090190>which allowed natural selection to flourishWhich in turn allowed inbreeding to be healthy.
>>574089747>it's only in the last five minutes did huwite people start to fantasize a "soulmate" that they will one day meet and it will be their perfect spouse,Soul mates do exist theyre called your sibling
>>574090190Well in that regard I guess you're right. Only partially, because not every defective relative will be able to be easily detected like a 50 IQ mongrel you want to imagine to make it easier for your case. Many dangerous defective traits are indiscernable and in that case arranged breeding wouldn't change much, guess I was only thinking of that. You might say that when it isn't arranged, people are still subject to a healthy natural selection even if they inbreed, but people don't usually inbreed outside of arranged marriage. Or do they? I'm not exactly confidant on that point but inbreeding is obviously prevalent when marriages are arranged because parents or whoever arranges it chooses familiar people whom are most likely going to be related. And when you don't have that, you choose a spouse as an adult but then people don't really go for their siblings in those circumstances un4chanateleyley, which is what we have today.>>574090949I kind of fumbled that, I meant to say that nowadays people think their future perfect awesome spouse made for them is some NBR stranger whom they will bump into one day and they will lock in eye contact as their scrambling to get their stuff from the ground and apologizing to each other or some cliche like that. They imagine a spouse is delivered by fate supernaturally like how they access food from the supermarket and security from the police. Whereas in the past in every society everywhere, you probably knew your spouse before ever marrying them because it was wiser and more natural to accept who's already part of or like family into the family instead of a stranger.
What would Andrew do if after he killed the warden Ashley said "Damn, he ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3."?
I'm so tired plz help
>>574094823Stay wake!! Unless your timezone demands otherwise.
>>574095903It's 3am PST... I can't go to sleep until after I go home at 6am.
>>574096009Are you doing night shift?
My thoughts dwell on my sister, but as of late they are increasingly angry thoughts. I feel like it would make me happy (for all of 5 seconds probably) if I made her cry.
>>574096397I am still painfully wracked with guilt for making my sister cry during her 2nd grade field day bcz I was a lazy bastard and just wanted to go home and play video games so I left half way through (I was the only one going to watch her bcz our parents were working)Sociopath brothers like you should burn in hell
>>574096075Yup. Happy Thursday.
>>574096568I'm tired. I'm tired of her being so oblivious to what she does. I wish she gave a shit, and I wish I didn't. In this moment, I am Andrewan.
>>574089747>Why do you guys keep claiming this?Most of the /his/, /pol/, and /sci/fags on this website don't actually read up on history, politics, or science. They just look for anything that confirms their biases and disregard anything else
>>574096591>ThursdayI fucking wish
Who we rooting for England or Argentina?
>>574100235/calg/ has mixed feelings about Latin America.
>>574100235Only in one of these countries did the head of government deny fucking his sister. So England all the way.
Well, if you just close your eyesAnd just imagine everything's alrightBut do not hide your tears'Cause they were sent to wash away those yearsThey were sent to wash away those yearsMaybe we can wash away those years
>Renee reacting to what the South Americans are drawing about her
>>574100235Given that Nemlei said the game canonically takes place in a fictional South African country in the 2010's, Brazil
>>574101235She literally said South Antarctican, newfag.
>>574100861REWL BRITANYE BRITTANYE O' THE WAYYY
>>574101269As opposed to North Antarctican?
>>574101371Central Antarctican. Agarthan
>>574101269>>574101371You South Pole niggers should go the fuck back to where you came from, /calg/ is a North Pole general.
>>574101669>inb4 you know what
>>574101669Hyperborea may be your sister's womb, but Agartha is your sister's assholehttps://files.catbox.moe/idjw9n.webm>>574101805This guy knows!
Wahey!
>>574101717This. Fuck them penguins.
I'm having more fun than I should with the game's date/setting being messed up. Why hasn't Nemlei fixed it? She MUST know by now, right? Just open the cg image and change the 9 to a 7. Anyway, Coffin is now set in post-Aparthied South Africa
>>574102039Someone please post the full version of this, I need a quick fix of cute so much right now...
>>574102039Lol, votecrying is private now? I wanted to see whether she did Wren and especially British Wren
>>574102126Back when sloppa couldn't help but give everyone the fingers of a Brachiosaurus.
>>574102126Nemlei AI-generated that CG. The whole game will be AI moving forwards
>>574102296Oink oink, I don't mind slop>>574102384>The whole game will be AI moving forwardsThen why is it taking so FUCKING long?!@grok, finish game development for Coffin
>>574101087>happy when Andrew is born>happy when Ashley is born>happy when meeting WrenDoug is a treasure. Shame he sucks at remembering names
>>574102131
>>574102514>>574101087>>574043172Douglas was a good man.
Douglas (and Renee) did NOTHING wrong and they WILL receive absolution from Ashley
>>574102642That's the good shit.
>>574102854>blurGod, why is Ashley's taste so SHIT?!She should listen to something good like Amy Winehouse
>>574102913Ashley listens to Nickelback
>>574102913they listen to haunted mound
>>574103445Ashley's mounds are haunted bro
Temu Wren! Come get your Temu Wren.https://twitter.com/soooftnana/status/2077305939267588136
>>574102750Your brain tumor regarding this subject has grown to such a size you're now forgetting that they need to have done things wrong in order for them to be "redeemed"
>>574104021>implying the haggot has a prefrontal cortex.
>>574104021So you're saying Renee did nothing wrong? Basado
>>574102913I said FUCK Amy White House, bitch! This is a Nickelback general!!>Funky little monkey, she's a twisted trickster>Everybody wants to be the sister's mister>Coca Cola roller coaster>Love her even though I'm not supposed tohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNDy7DFycxw
>>574103848>18+
not only retarded, but also brown. aka double retarded.
>>574104425Why was she so confused?
>>574104249>>574102913>Nickleback vs Amy WhinehouseAlso, Blur sucks too.
>>574104559Andy didnt get an erection like he usually does after beating her
>>574104915I've never even heard of Blur. I thought that was a racing game
>>574102854And Oasis suck>>574100974and Creed sucksGod. Why do so many Coffin fans have abysmal music tastes?
>>574104915>>574105075Correct.
>>574105075Fuck you, Oasis is my dad's favourite band!
>>574104021> "redeemed”I didn’t use that word
>>574105824WHY DIDN'T YOU REDEEM
How come no one has ever addressed this line specifically. Ashley's Freudian slip. Quite literally WHO is, "we"(ll) in this situation? Obviously the fucking baby can't work, and they just established there's a chance the, "father" ISN'T coming back. No seriously, HUH.
>>574107107“We” means her and Andrew, dumbass>but the story is that he’s not the dadOkay? They’re still spinning a yarn that Andrew is the dad who stepped up. That means he’ll help contribute
>>574104249> I said FUCK Amy White HouseI actually listened to Back To Black yesterday and you’re so wrong. That album and song are pure foidkino. 100% Nemlei herself likes them. It’s Coffinesque. It’s LITERALLY Andrew and Ashley
>>574107298>“We” means her and Andrew, dumbassThat's the point: it's a bit suspect that Andrew is part of "we".
>>574105075Oasis is good you faggot SLIDE AWAYYYYY GIVE IT ALL YOU'VE GOOOOT MINE TODAAYYYY
>>574107692I know I like it too but I find this music pissing contest thing very funny
Been actually playing through coffin for the first time. Doing S&S first; Just got to the part in the car where you choose Andy or Andrew. I appreciate that they let you skip the flower ghost puzzle; I sucked at it . My favorite part so far was when you collected the body parts in the dream /w ghost leyley.also the d-pad on the steam controller is genuinely the worst d-pad on any controller I have ever used; Just actually completely unusable. I used the stick instead.
>>574071238>"Ashley, I wanna fuck your dad.
>>574108553>flower ghost puzzleHuh?
>>574108876The part where you gotta stomp all the flowers w/o getting spooked by the souls
>>574109034>w/o getting spooked by the soulsI don't remember this being a fail condition in any puzzle
>>574108349It’s no more suspect than Andrew agreeing to raise someone else’s kid to begin with. You can say the whole premise is suspect, but that detail isn’t what makes it so. It’s actually consistent
>>574109398Is it really that weird to be there for your family? I'm sure there's plenty of uncles who were the dads their nephews never had.
I want to make a WHORE out of Ashley Graves!
>>574109272It is at 5:53:00 in this vidhttps://youtu.be/oZIFEQ2rg1E
>>574109493That’s not what I’m saying. I personally don’t think it’s weird to help your sibling take care of a bastard child, though there are a few fake sibling havers who would cut their sister off for something like that. My point is that Andrew and Ashley are already going with the story that Wren’s dad walked out and Andrew stepped in to raise Wren. In that context, Ashley using “we” to say they’ll pay Mom back isn’t suspicious at all. It’s perfectly coherent
>>574109890I didn't interpret it as Andrew getting spooked, I just thought they killed him
>>574110240>there are a few fake sibling havers who would cut their sister off for something like thatLook, I'll raise my sister's child as long as it's not a half-breed AND she promises to give birth to my progeny. I think my terms are very sound.
>>574109692>yen get an unenthusiastic handjob from Ashley at the massage parlor where she breaks down crying partway throughIt hurts..
>>574110812Then she blames Andrew for her own bad choices like a typical woman
>>574111168Obviously, it’s HIS fault for not stopping her! Also his fault for letting her drop out of HS so she has no other prospects
>>574016114He's adorbs! And he has a cool as hell name.
>>574111407Oh man, I don't know how Nemlei does it but Ashley's whole character is so realistic and layered. She makes me rock hardHow can I pester Nemlei so she can give us a massage parlor end?
>>574111534> he has a cool as hell name.Stop posting, Ashley
>>574111694kek
>>574111534Come back to the massage table Ashley, my boner isn't even halfway satisfied!
>>574029965Akshully the process of falling pregnant takes several days since the zygote must slowly travel to the uterus.>>574031883Based.
>>574111694100% confident Andrew came up with the bame
>>574100861On the other hand, in Argentina fucking your sister is legal while bongland throws you in prison for it.
>>574108553Forgot how funny the camping segment was oh my god. Absolute peak
I hope Andrew doesn't end up becoming a jealous dad. I don't want to see him hate his son
>>574112291Wren loudly and melodramatically sighing at Andrew's explanations!
>>574082795Why the fuck does Andrew have fangs in these? Also holy hell she wants to be Ashley so bad.https://x.com/MiaLastBreath/status/2077403192971731083https://x.com/MiaLastBreath/status/2077413955631223131
>>574120094Any time a character in any Nemlei game *sigh* I've always read that as a loud "SIGH!" cause it's funny.
>>574117564I still don't get why jannies deleted specifically the Wren shower edit. Perhaps they hate him :(
>>574122958Maybe the soap needs rebranding to fit global trends>Age verification soap (18+)>Now with 100% more WEF!
It’s time for hussy thoughts
Chublia...https://x.com/gr4ve_yarrd/status/2077238757674156293
>>574010560who the fuck gave the okay for this op image?why has /calg/ gone down in quality since the last update?
>>574125163Spiclia
>>574122958
>>574125163Post the fucking image
>>574129286No
>>574129441Pleeeeease?
>>574111168Is Ashley the most realistic example of a woman in media?
Pump and dump the Graves bitch!
>>574137641>implying you could pump it to begin withlollmao evenAdultley knows what she's about and it's not (You)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NB5rX5TAcwc&list=OLAK5uy_lS2tL2MsMFetDuivIpHx_9cE20uPyqVvIThis album is Coffin as fuck, post your own tunes if you like!
>hussyfag still seething over JUL14 day thread not making it
>>574138126Has she fixed her long standing issues with sex? Or is she as broken as ever?
Ashley Graves is the cutest single mother
>>574141309The Graves are so retarded they don't even know how to 69
>>574147898They can't even grill either. These niggas would really go hungry if it wasn't for Steakhouse of Steaks & Steaks and demon tomfoolery.
>page 6
I love this bitch like you wouldn't believe
She's so cute
>england lostandrew's coming home...
>>574153258Nah they are from the Motherland
>>574153258>>574153331The game takes place in Cambodia
>>574153331Do you imagine them with russian accents too? Does ashley scream blyat when she gets mad?
>>574153606Honestly I can see cyka blyat being her favorite words in the world, yes.
>>574153331Agreed, those cramped apartment blocks look exactly like a soviet panelak
>>574153258The game takes place in Oklahoma though, why do you think everything is so depressing?
It's OBVIOUSLY in Hungary, because they are hungary at the start of the game : )
>>574155216Why not Detroit?
https://x.com/i/status/2077209804590793011
Ashley made me want to learn russian curse wordshttps://youtu.be/NerldBBPVds
>>574155858>>574154107>>574153606Ashley would call Julia a cyka all the time.
>>574157784Will you wear your hair in a ponytail?
>>574157784Andrew...what a man you are...
>>574155371>Why not Detroit?because they're white
Hug your pregnant sisterwife. She needs it during these rough times of hers. Lift her tummy once in a while maybe to ease her carrying of your child.
>>574160861I would gladly do everything to tend to Ashley and our child growing in her belly. What would Ashley be like as a pregnant woman?
>>574161340Hopefully lactating
>>574161629indeed
The idea of Ashley as the kind of girl who will make a scene and ruin my life just makes me rock hard.She seems more insane in episode 1 compared to episode 3.
>>574164173>She seems more insane in episode 1 compared to episode 3This was a Nemleian illusion. Coffin was always a yume horror with Andrew as the villain
Will Ashley's smaller than advertised breasts turn into amazing FAT TITS™ once she gets impregnated?
What a fucking bitch she is
>>574166171Truly begging for ANAL correction
>>574165349breasts do tend to grow with pregnancy, but they also shrink to their original size afterwards.
>>574166363Nah they are never quite the same, sadly that usually means they're a bit floppy afterwards
Need sister boobaNeed sister assNeed sister puhNeed sister kisses
>>574111827>happy mature Momshley in pantsI am cum.
>>574166451Luckily I'm not a tits man, and the butt gets bigger after pregnancy too and I ain't gonna complain about the flop there.
>>574166730Also Ashley's genetics are amazing, I truly would love to breed her
>>574166451If they ain't big enough to sag, they ain't big enough period.
>>574161340Far too happy about how people go out of their way for her.
>>574169948kek IMAGINE how giddy she'd be at the prospect of Andrew breaking his back to provide for her and their child, how romantic and caring he gets. How even Renee seems to soften and give a shit for the sake of baby Wren growing in Ashley's belly.Bet she wouldn't be able to resist it and try to be constantly pregnant just so she can continue getting that level of attention.
>>574168110Tits and ass should both be small and firm but still present. I'd much rather a girl have fat tits than a fat ass though.
>>574170446To me its from DD to H cup at most. Also nice plump meatfolds to hold onto during the act.
>>574170956>DD to H cup at mostSorry chief, if it's in the first half of the alphabet it's a dealbreaker
Queen
>>574171393I want to mate with Ashley Graves!
>>574171393Doesn't look like a screenshot enough
>>574173513They have green and magenta eyes! Andrew and Ashley Graves must be drawn with green or magenta eyes, that's just how you do it!
>>574125163>>574131691>>574129286
>>574173697
>>574173697>>574125163Fucking kek at the reply
>>574173892That user should kill himself.
wat
>>574174703kek it may look weird BUT I could totally see Ashley doing this in a: I'm just gonna make you all so uneasy you won't be able to get hard.
Please do not engage. Look at picrel instead, it's nice!
>>574174857no
>>574174892That is definitely a nice ass>>574174909I mean her first idea would probably be try to flay Julia alive, but if Andrew doesn't let her, she'd at least want to annoy them both so much in hopes of ruining their relationship.
>>574175060no
>>574175310Its not a nice ass?
>>574071238Shitpost 2: Electric Boogaloo.
In my mind, Lord Unknown speaks with very old RP. Like Grand Moff Tarkin or Jacob Rees-Mogg.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7yZSNj3RtUHOLY SHIT BURIAL REFERENCE!!!!
>>574174909What the fuck did I just say??
I want to bury my hard cock deep inside Ashley's sphincter!She is so fucking perfect
>>574178642man I love HUGE fucking tits.
>>574176769This. Adding to that, any translator who doesn't make ???, Lord Unknown and Andrew when he speaks /lit/faggish sound like a classical poet of their language betrays the game.
What if Andrew told Julia that he likes it when she cuts herself?
>>574166555
>>574179313She seems like the type that could be threatened or convinced to seriously hurt herself or attempt suicide.
>>574180652newfag
>>574181101Didn't an actual Habsburg reply to this image on Twitter, or did I forget to take my pills?
Finally finished compiling all the music variants in game into one album. Holy shit that was annoying, thankfully I don't have to do it again until the new installments come out. I'll upload a mega tomorrow if anyone else is interested.
>>574185387>I'll upload a mega tomorrow
>>574186062She didn't make the music, the artists are listed in credits of the game. Though you're right and probably should include a read me with links to music artists and game just for same measure.
safe*
UNLIMITED COCK IN SISTERS.
Ashley is a qtpi
>>574191167Ashley is a Qt aficionada
Ashley is a horrible person.
>>574192779Ashley is indeed female.
Ashley is the best a woman could possibly be. Extremely loyal. Therefore she is better than 99.99% of women.
>>574191962Qt is my favorite GUI toolkit. It's very easy to develop with. Due to licensing issues, I use wxWidgets for my projects, though.
>>574193551>licensing issuesThere's a lot of misconceptions about Qt and LGPL. You only need a paid licence if you want to make the Qt parts of your software statically linked and proprietary.
>>574193903Oh, ok, I thought there was more to it than that. Next time I need to make something more than just a basic utility, I'll go Qt.
>>574134905No, because most women depicted in Media are almost equally as worthless as women are in real life. Ashley is special because she represents the perfect woman.
>>574185387Perfect alternative cover art just droppedhttps://x.com/mementoasts/status/2077451146445427187
She's a dora bowl
>>574197982Such are sisters.
>>574185387Where the FUCK is "Buzz"?? That's literally my favourite in the album called "Album"!https://youtu.be/HF0bu_bgLWU
>>574199054Track 54. Not too long after the songs from Episode 3 begin.
How much effort do we think they put into setting up the "Ashley's boyfriend" lie? They're not surprised she's had a baby but somehow also never met "the father" despite the fact he supposedly only ran off after Wren was born. Was Ashley regularly on the phone with her telling stories about the stuff they (her and Andrew) did? Visiting their new house occasionally? Obviously they realized in the end but whatever they told their parents they seem to have believed it up to the point Andrew said he'd take responsibility.
>>574199216Realistically what were they even expecting from their parents? Even if it wasn't painfully obviously Andrew and Ashley's kid, were they just expecting their shit ass parents to just give them money out of the kindness of their hearts? They didn't even buy Leyley a fucking backpack for school as a toddler.
>>574199216I don't think Renee cares enough to look too deep nor does she truly believe it with Andrew tacking on his equally if not more unbelievable story.>>574199409>what were they even expectingProbably money and purposely drawing attention to the red flags on Andrew's part since he could have just not said that he moved in with Ashley and his girlfriend was helping. But instead he removed set fire to that entire bridge.
>>574185387Based Plastikchad
>>574199409Andrew got what he needed as long as it wasn't too inconvenient. Maybe they hoped with Grandpa dying and all the shekels he gave them they'd be in a good enough mood to help their very cute grandson.
>>574200039>they'd be in a good enough mood to help their very cute grandson.Maybe Doug would, but Renee has grown to be a survivalist over the years and she can't afford to give a single dime psychologically anymore.
Just based off the series of events we've seen: Something tells me Andrew getting his income soley from working at a butcher shop seems quite dubious. Unless he owns the butcher shop, again, doubtful. He 100% cut a deal with the Demon/Cult
>>574200745That one room apartment seems about right desu, especially if Ashley has some kind of job too.
>>574200934>Ashley has some kind of jobStay at home Wife is a job.
>>574200934You know, maybe you're right. Maybe we're blessed with at least one wholesome timeline. One where Andrew finds a way to cull his violent anger issues (butcher shop) and Ashley becomes a botanist. And of course, they fuck like bunnies. But it's reciprocal and non-transactional.
>>574201051Maybe a super part time job that only requires a few hours a day, 4 days a week while Andrew is at work anyway.
REMINDER THAT IT'S NOT A GOOD ROUTE OR ENDING. LIKELY A VISION AND/OR DEMON FUCKERY TO MESS WITH ANDREW'S HEAD OR FEED HIM A FALSE REALITY.
Did Andrew care when Grandma died? Might be the only adult in his adolescence that showed him any kind of love and respect
>>574200427It's a shame they couldn't get Doug alone. He doesn't like them either but his instincts are better than Renee's.
>>574201423Nah. He would have promised to talk to Renee about it and gone along when she shot it down.
>>574201375I don't think so. I think he sees her like Douglas. Nice but does nothing about it when other people shit on him. They probably didn't see enough of their grandparents to have much of a emotional bond with them either.
>>574201051>keeping a 300 square foot apartment and making a double portion of all your meals is a full time job
>>574202846Clearly it is since you niggas when left to your own devices just order fast food or microwave some mac n cheese.
>>574202995God forbid a man doesn't want to cook after a long shift...
>>574203349Cooking is FUN. You WILL experience the joys of learning.
>>574203415I DO cook, I just don't want to do it at 4:00 AM after 10-12 hours of driving and lugging heavy shit around!
>>574204194Cooking is relaxing. It's a nice reward after some manual labour.
